Hughbie: paki's, always trying new ways to get out of their country..
Anonymous: the dead paki gets a wtf... how about blood in my stool?
Bubble: Pakis turn up everywere, there was one in my draw at work the other day.
Hughbie: little fucker must have snuck in with the new paperclips you bought. Bastards I tell ya.
Anonymous: Maybe they were filming "Weekend at Apu's"
Samps: Oh my bad, that's my dead Pakistani, I left him there at the party last night. Could you do me a favor and bury him under your deck? Thanks.
Anonymous: only good paki is a dead one...
Hughbie: 5889 never mind...the prick has already slipped down the back of the couch....he can stay there with the crumbs and loose change...
Anonymous: 4651, you've never seen blood in poo? ratemypoo dotcom
sinonymous: Hey Samps! If your just gunna burry him, can I have him? I lost my last dead Paki and got a dead abbo as replacement but just not hte same. I REALY miss my dead Paki
Hughbie: Now now....are you sure you don't want to keep that dead abbo as well. Ok, so he goes through a bit of petrol....but he sure doesn't have the...uh. aroma of a paki. Unless you like it...then I'll just slowly step away ok....just stay where you are....
The Original Spoon: Lol, I just did this and '...fuzz on a tennis ball' is first, but '...blood in my stool' is at number four. However, and stranger, '...a helium shortage' is second in line. Is there, really?