Anonymous: Beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks!!!!!
Anonymous: I think his cats did it. Look at those cat stands, they're like plinths for Roman gods. He must of stepped out of line with his fearsome feline masters and paid the price. He'll know better for next time.
Anonymous: ^^lol'd my dick off
pollister: Like Jack Kerouac, you mean. Possibly, but Kerouac was never big on eye shadow.