ITT: If you could, what physical improvements you would make to the human body.

dxc: 100 ft tall and made out of chocolate.

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NSFW: WINGS

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Invailid: The ability to "jump" like in the movie

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Anonymous: Cybernetic replacable parts. We'd all live forever then kill every last son of a bitch.

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Anonymous: immunity to aging

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slikwilly: lasers that shoot out of my eyes; 1000% more muscle strength and speed; telepathy and telekinesis; enhanced hearing; the ability to make my body parts change shape and size; and then after that you people could just call me master because I will be taking over the world and make you my slaves MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Anonymous: Immunity to nigger

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uriar: i would make people less stupid ^^^^^^^^^^^

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ImYourMomBIATCH: ^Yea, that's a normal way faggots and niggers think..

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Anonymous: Start simple. Make it so our joints don't wear out so easily. Read "The Stone Dogs" by S.M. Stirling

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TwoFaced: To have an unbreakable skeleton

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Tyrone: white Skin

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Warg: improved psionic ablity. Make way for the Homo Superior!!

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Urine Jamaal: 10 years lifespan

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Anonymous: ability to manipulate matter

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Anonymous: Invisibility on demand

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Anonymous: Ability to shit money

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Anonymous: boring ITT again

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Anonymous: girls get to 18 and look like that permanently guys cum with a 1 minute reload interval

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rubberduckazilla: wings,metamorphis, the ability to shoot lasers out of hands/mouth/forhead(if your hindu) cockroach like resitance and all born with a uniqe power

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Moongrim: Male have multiple orgasms, like women.

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Anonymous: to mine? virtual invulnerability.

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Anonymous: give the ring & pinky fingers their own fucking tendons

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NigBickDigger: ^^ haha i agree. piano or guitar? I play piano

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Anonymous: guitar. i have a pretty wide span across the fretboard but my ring finger still looks like a retarded stepchild when i play

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Anon: Photographic memory and the ability to hear low frequency/ high frequency noises. Increased neural activity,increased muscle growth and increased life-span.

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Anonymous: the power to remember everything and create any element and compound also time control over everything and immortality

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Andres333: Wings so i can fly to work instead of going by bus

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NigBickDigger: 2776 - Try hanon exercises. They're for piano, but Im sure they'll work just as good for guitar.

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sqwrrl: Lemme tell you. We'd all have wings, horns, and we'd look like ogre.

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Invailid: i'd like to have a dick made out of chocolate wich ejaculates money. <-- FLAWLESS VICTORY!

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Rubs: never get old.. all be jailbait

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munkynuts: more orifices

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TopGun: Make the body just need10 minutes of sleep by night, add 2 wings to fly, autoclean teeths, reduce gestation pregnancy to 1 month to make that bitch go back to that fuckin kitchen quickly

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TwoFaced: ^ i like your way of thinking

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mh: ^5459 - car, maybe?

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Sick O!: psychichinesis and mind control of others so u could "convince" chicks to do all the sick stuff which she normaly not agrees to do

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Anonymous: i want a fucking cyberbrain!

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TravisBickle: Contact explosive semen Fuck yeah!

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Mada: Hooves. big. fucking. Hooves.

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sqwrrl: Gian fucking horns, wings, and bodies. Hell would come to earth if I were in charge. But it'd be a radical hell. One with a Neo-Geo arcade cabinet in every home.

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sqwrrl: *Giant

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Anonymous: Eliminate need for sleep. See Nancy Kress, "Beggars in Spain"

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Anonymous: eye on the back of my head

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vengance: be more cat-like like the people in avatar only not blue

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Anonymous: what a fag^^^

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TwoFaced:

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weeone: ^lulz. I agree with the pot growing, regeneration one. :O)

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devshade: ...and regeneration

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the7rafe7: everyone (even dudes) have huge beautiful boobies

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YourFace: Constantly on fire!

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sqwrrl: Built in Neo Geo.

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Anonymous: Horse size cocks for all the men and pony size pussies for all the women!!!

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Anonymous: I would like a 20x zoom lens in my eye with a 20mp camera. With infrared x-ray night vision.

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Anonymous: Horse size cocks for all the men and gerbil size pussies for all the women!!!

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Moongrim: Man can alter size and shape and texture of penis, and rotate it too.

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Anonymous: For the gentlemen: Prehensile penis, cum ants, no wait-time between cum shots, c4c wired directly to frontal lobe. For the ladies: make tities bigger and pussies tighter at will (man's will not women's), don't age beyond 18, shit ice cream, piss beer, no menses, no gag reflex, can temporarily duplicate self for hot threesomes. And so much more.

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veranet: ^ Gad damn it, why don't I stay logged in

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Anonymous: Totally replace it with durable, synthetic parts

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Hu Fe-lung Pu: I would have more appendages. And maybe two dicks? Oh, the ability to turn fertility on and off from within the body itself.

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Anonymous: Multiple orgasms without needing rest for guys. Girls just as willing as guys when it comes to having sex.

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Anonymous: I agree with 1277179269465 but it might destroy civilisation as we know it :p

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Anonymous: I would become a Furrie or at least have the physical parameters of a furrie

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Anonymous: no humans at all

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so_what_if___: we turn into long living plants with a brain that thinks EVERYTHING WE WANT IS POSSIBLE!!! why bother with reality if we can skip it like we do on the internets. dream on people. dream on.

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Anonymous: I'd have my balls set back 2 inches for a longer stroke

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Anonymous: Make little girls sex hungry

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ajmisback: make my man sauce taste like watermelon flavored cotton candy

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Anonymous: Remove all negative genetic deficencies. No more inhereted or predisposition to diseases.

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Anonymous: c4c is so full of shity dreams...i only need telepathy

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ImYourMomBIATCH: 3 more cocks so i could fuck 4 chiks at the same time..

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Arsonist: we can shoot fire!

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dmx: I WILL MAKE ORGASM LAST FOR 7 DAYS YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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ThelemicMage: That girls could last as long as I do while fucking. I do dope, no shame in that. But whores are always like "It's been 3 hours, get the fuck off of me I have to work tomorrow."

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Anonymous: No longer have to sleep or deficate/ use the restroom... Both I find really annoying.

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TheElCaminoDude: never get tired, never have to eat/drink unless you want to. no need for toilet. wings. penis that is like an elephants trunk (movement,size,little hand thing on end)

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aNON: blue shit

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blackal: None.

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MadDog: walk on toes not heels like doga, more spring in step

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FLaRP: Not enough room here to list and explain.

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leashedhate: No need for oxygen, food, warmth, sex OR ego.

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Grund1e: >http://chan4chan.com/archive/158693/

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YuLiekPicturz: stop being a newag^

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...: they would all be white

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Superman: More than two sets of natural teeth.

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Anonymous: There's a certain gene in whippet breed of dogs that when mutated results in the dog having a grotesquely muscular appearence. i'd like the human equivalent for meself. search: "Wendy the muscular whippet"

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Anonymous: Manipulate the brain via surgery and drugs to utilize 100% of it's capacity (we only use 10%).

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StormTrooper: I'd put an end to genetic deformities.

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Anonymous: HOLY FUCK THERE ARE SO MANY

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Anonymous: females would always stay as tight as virgins.

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Lickathesplit: Extended tongue

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Brainless-M'Baata: Be make that humans can have maximum 2 children, because niggers are breeding like rats.

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violetxrain: exploding/regenerating heads

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Anommynous: I want my shit automatically sealed in plastic lunchbags so my asshole stays clean, damnit

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BnSneky: way tighter pussies

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cybersinner: NO PMS ! ! !

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cybersinner: Pregnancy by choice instead of chance.

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Munster: A tight hand for fapping...

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Anonymous: Hermaphrodite, no body hair, more cum

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Anonymous: Hermaphrodites who actually have normal organs and look like gorgeous women.

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ivorylc: inject adamantium into my bones and add claws, plus super fast cell recovery so i wont die

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Segrian: Jumps that are equal to that of a flea if it were a human. Basically, we could jump around 110 feet out forever. Yeah...

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Anonymous: "Hermaphrodite, no body hair, more cum" < wow, what a disgusting, cum-drenched baldy you'd be!

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Korzo: We'd be like a Tolkien elf; beautiful, brainy, passionate, graceful, effectively immortal, and in harmony with nature.

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Anonymous: a bigger cock it sucks havin an acorn sittin next to a couple of chestnuts. god hates me

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NightCrufa3: BnSneaky, maybe you should just ask to not have such a baby dick instead.

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Anonymous: Make vaginas and asses not smell so damn bad

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Kevin's Brother: COMMON SENSE !!

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ivorylc: ^ and how the hell is this physical?

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glennocide: nano bots that make us as strong as terminators and alow us to pick up all forms of light aswell as sound and giving us the ability to create wepons and jets and shit, and also regeneration (thus imortality if you choose) and make cum like an adictive awesome drug than no side effect other than the girls i get hooked have to suck me dry all day, that would fuking rock

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gov'na: morphing and immortality

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Anonymous: a long ass tentacle dick

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Anonymous: Largeass motherfucking wings. Mmmkay?

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Litehlboi: Largeass mo'foin' wings. Mmmkay?

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Anonymous: Hentai tentacles for mating and self pleasure

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Anonymous: I'd just like to have an android copy of myself, so he could work for me and I could stay home and do nothing all day.

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Arsonist: girls have 20 DD tits

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Smegman: An asshole that shits gold

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Anonymous: female sexual maturity at birth

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Anonymous: i like that pink sock kind of thing

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Miso: Connect man and woman like in the Avatar movie

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Anonymous: Cum by the gallons w/ multiple orgasms & erm..........yeah x-ray vision so i'll know what im getting from teh getgo

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Anonymous: i'l add 1 more cock so i can fap with both hands at the same time

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Anonymous: laser-eyes,anti-gravitational spine,chameleon super camouflage,time-defying liver,extra dimensional 70%tungsten set of arms(not visible in our dimensions)oh and a set of bronze balls also extra-dimensional

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NorwayJunkie: Brain surgery so i could feel like on drugs forever

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Anonymous: backward ass chicken joint legs

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Nickeh43: Get rid of all the useless body parts that end up failing and causing great pain, like the gallbladder. Regenerating teeth so that if you need one pulled or break one, it'll grow back. And, yeah, multiple o's for men.

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froggywentacortn: Self cleansing anal sphincter !

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SammyD123: Tighter asses on every woman

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Arsonist: hmm, i would have all girls with big tits, and all men 10 inch cocks at birth

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Anonymous: tight pussy past 17yo

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Arsonist: pussy always stays tight

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chumpno1: beer can holder & ashtray

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Anonymous: the ability to synthesise chlorophyll so we could photosynthesise

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Predator: Males would be able to become invisible and fly. Not all males, just me.

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BubbleButt: make bitches fill out gigantic tits at 12 and tighter pussies

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Anonymous: not being niggers

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Lexicon: Immunity to cancer, like naked mole rats; bear-like cholesterol that doesn't clog arteries; salamanderish limb regeneration; multiple, non-rooted teeth that regrow; more mitochondria in cells; longer telomeres; prehensile tail and tongue; magnetic sense organ in skull; denser packing of rods and cones in the retina

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Moongrim: Replaceable parts.

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Anonymous: gender transmogrification (redoable)

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Furore23: I would be Superman and everyone else would be Wonder Woman.

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Anonymous: Lolz firstanonymous FTW!!

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ZOMBIEJON-: third arm for computing. mouse keyboard setup requires two arms are memorizing a lot of hot keys..im a stoner soo i want the thrid arm

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Moongrim: Third Sex.

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Anonymous: evryone would have a dick

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honghavok: Everyone would have pussy, dick, and four boobs.

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Bunglicker: Supercomputer-like intelligent brain. Oh, and super- strength and reflexes of course.

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Anonymous: 10 inch NIGGER DICKS for everyone

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Anonymous: Cornbread.

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nicaris12: increase the hight we can jump

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Anonymous: Increase the number of holes on a girl I can stick my dick into. I miss alot when I'm drunk.

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ethelred: a cock that could come as often as a woman

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Crackhead Fezmonkey: The ability to lay eggs in the shape of little kittens.

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Anonymous: deadly allergy to religion

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Anonymous: Would say a brain for neo-nazi's, but it wouldn't help. By their leaders they are forbidden to think

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Anonymous: ^ quite possibly the stupidest thing posted in the history of the internet.

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Jinky The Fruit Bat: Stronger teeth that don't decay, imbs that grow back, immunity to cancer, immunity to diabetes,

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