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I'm a broccoli and I look like a tree! - I'm a walnut and I look like a fuckin' brain! - I'm a shroom and I hate this game.

brocolli (1) , walnut (1) , mushroom (29) , vegetables (3) , game (185) , tree (123) , brain (59) , penis (1050) , joke (55)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.imgur.com/8sMZH.jpg Info: JPG, 50 Kbytes (507x366) Added by: bananaman (Jul 8, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse RKB: LOL 1278625140484 Pyro: HAHAHAHAHAHA 1278630066256 iprobablyhateyou: teehee 1278653949794 sickfuck88: i'd hate it too if i looked like a dick 1281068244129 Anonymous: I dunno - I'm a cucumber and I look like a BIG GREEN DICK!! 1281070642120 gympervert: hahaha 1282484781108 Venator21: i see what you did there =D 1282484836544 Anonymous: not funny 1282486232276 shark_baitin: totally funny 1282491807808 Grave: I lost 1282494613775 barack osama: shrooms are gay 1282500462692 Limerick: Balls aren't touching. 1282509169351 Anonymous: Shut the fuck up, walnut! You look like my grampa scrotum. 1282513366153 Anonymous: Your grandfather's scrotum looks like a brain. 1282513577613 (show all comments) Jesus: squidward? 1282522900677 Anonymous: epic 1283025914447 Anonymous: damnit i just lost the game 1286252874870 CaptainSmackfap: hahahaha! 1286289332931 Anonymous: lolllllrf 1286310308279 Rorix: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 1286481255870 FLARP: Can't trip on brocolli nor walnuts. So, I guess it's not a total loss, shroomey 1286790239140 Hard Tymes: This is far better than the Sunday comics! 1287497240286 BnSneky: ^ agreed, that's phunny 1287497289107 dingleberry: mmmm...shrooms... 1287500623913 Armistice: Awesome. 1287520823759 HappyGoLumpy: fackin awesome 1287692903809 Conman: Hell yeah! I lold! 1303075858220 Hughbie: Poor ol shrooms.. 1376242410374 Anonymous: @ least Shroomie's circumcised 1409849116490 Ajnajnajnaj: Shroom looks like an african hut, so he can still play this game. 1410785203990 Anonymous: Walnuts - keys to immortality 1595760589283 Tosser 1595767206171 Anonymous: ^LOL! ¦D 1595786192864 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: fiveby5 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/135895/I'm_a_broccoli_and_I_look_like_a_tree!_-_I'm_a_walnut_and_I_look_like_a_fuckin'_ brain!_-_I'm_a_shroom_and_I_hate_this_game.

Model Files Lawsuit For Botched Boobs - Surgeon: "They look fine to me."

derp (25) , tits (2512) , joke (55)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1260428137867.jpg Info: JPG, 29 Kbytes (400x290) Added by: rumplee (Dec 10, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse PUSSYDESTROYER: lmao, lolololoolollolhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha.....ah shit,wow 1260457149531 bananaman: Dr. Derp 1260460053887 Rammace: good one Doc. ! 1260497150501 kinganonymous: LMAO doctor eyes is match nips boobs! LOL 1260497276354 Anonymous: Joe Walsh? 1260510567927 Anonymous: @6354>>>>oh wow, captain obvious has joined the party 1260510847730 jackfrosty: Just as a matter of curiosity... Mister kinganonymous, sir... How old are you? 1260790186770 kinganonymous: ^ rofl!, i wont show my old. master psychological. 1260792689987 Anonymous: Bahahahah. My chest hurts. 1260794171660 captainobviouse: HA HA HA HA>>>AH AH AH AH 1260794372426 Mr Hat: ^PU TUHS? 1260799271292 Hughbie: that'll teach you for messing with nature...leave it tha fuck alone.. 1260800883792 billy: bubble dont make your father see your tits, you fucked up his eyes you dumb whore 1265335414526 YPPQ: FUKKEN LOL 1265335562848 (show all comments) Greg: LOL! 1265440618278 wupme: bad PS. know that model and her tits are normal and not like that. 1265719641458 kinganonymous ^ Lol 1265727492821 Anonymous: Wup ur funny cuz that's not the joke. Ps. This is a SaveImage moment :D 1265990683347 Anonymous: Teach the bitch to be so vain 1275155389321 Anonymous: lolz his eye, d'oh, no vain 1275155449119 nawaras: :DDD 1275169170291 Anonymous: l2shooopbaddies 1275637246544 Anonymous: derp 1277890278403 Anonymous: ole' crazy tits comin round again 1277896772246 Lf0M: LoLz, You can see the b00bs R photoshopped ^.- 1281553919244 Anonymous: do you see it from the pixels? 1281553982411 Anonymous: hehe lolled 1290472709305 fav: roflcopterzz 1291774409963 Anonymous: Do not try to save money when it comes to plastic surgery, people! And FFS, DO NOT GET WORK DONE IN MEXICO. 1291788805508 Anonymous: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/nghtywhiteboy/tn_Student.jpg 1293045165987 BnSneky: thoses ar so fucked up damn 1293045489528 Khalthar: Next time leave 'em REAL BITCH! 1293343936869 Anonymous: ^^ Nice model in the link! TY, 5987! 1293345853802 chrud 1296174204595 IvanaHumpalot: fail 1296192162548 IvanaHumpalot: fake 1296192171430 sectoid: Oh hell, best one ever ! 1303605165928 Courtney: This is so fucking hilarious!!! 1316835756703 Peckerhead: Dr crazyeyes 1322611247799 BLATANT: funniest post ive seen on this site yet 1324132335823 Sinister: Creepy-Chan got boobz jobbie? 1324147622540 Boob.N.Nothingness: Them's John Paul Sartre boobs! 1367334441583 anonahooker: That's fucking funny :) 1367498497562 Anonymous: RIP Derpina 1385453663527 huck1944: honey just keep your bra on and no one will know, lol 1385474600794 nikkisevven: "A friend of mine learned that her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she concocted a plan and invited him over to spend the night. Before he arrived, she hid all the soap in the house and then enjoyed a meal featuring a medley of spicy chiles. When he arrived, she offered him oral sex and then laughed hysterically as he scampered around the apartment looking for something to stop the burn." 1572197318950 Anonymous: I want to suck on them 1572243693985 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 6 (last: Quantum69 Usernametaken Cyarkia semenov Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/73701/Model_Files_Lawsuit_For_Botched_Boobs_-_Surgeon:_"They_look_fine_to_me."

kilo mega giga tera peta exa zeta yo mama

unit (2) , size (17) , chart (156) , mom (43) , fat (581) , joke (55) , troll (238)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Greeft/YoMamma.png Info: PNG, 102 Kbytes (750x3098) Added by: Greeft (Feb 23, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Canucklehead: Looks right. 1332181754781 Anonymous: hahahahha unexpected, g1 1332185796369 Skiddlydoop: Heh heh, slight lol 1332193519873 Pyro: ha 1332239641899 BnSneky: seems legit 1332240158589 eyedol: yotta 1336195796331 El Capitan: 1 Peta Byte HDD... **drool*** 1336212788226 Skiddlydoop: 447788319598 call it! 1341678872939 Mota: El Capitan=Petaphile? 1341679019818 Anonymous: Quite 1341786943869 Magister: ThE mOaR yOu KnOw!!!!!! 1341924916147 Brütal: No I'm not lying about my 500 yottabyte harddrive on my laptop. Where else would I keep all my CP? 1350604488314 eyedol: ^ in your asshole? 1351202630540 Anonymous: ^^ in your 400 bullshitobyte brain? 1351278176756 (show all comments) Magister: ^ Deepwebs 1427916209354 Anonymous: ‍ 1553952008632 Anonymous: Ha ha ha! Dat ist good science joke! Now kindly for you to get out the fuck! 1553957963690 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Lexicon darkstan Banshee5 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/206461/kilo_mega_giga_tera_peta_exa_zeta_yo_mama

I'LL JUST HAVE SOME H20 - I'LL HAVE SOME H20 TOO - IDIOT

joke (55) , science (149) , nerd (17) , water (278) , h2o2 (1)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/189479_205628622796762_149402158419409_780626_2351705_n.jpg Info: JPG, 65 Kbytes (480x720) Added by: Anonymous (Mar 17, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: he should have said "also" 1300385317228 Zorro: http://www.drinkh2o2.com/ 1300385448891 Weed: Ha! Bleach joke. 1300385603604 UriAr: great art work 1300387781244 Anonymousg of rubber: H2o2 I fukin' LOLD! 1300795006334 Doyousmell: haha nice 1302191799480 Anonymous: nice nice 1302315325320 Anon: I dunno if I should feel happy or sad to get this joke 1302404427212 Anonymous: Sad. Cuz the comments explain it. 1302422439102 MAELSTHUR: hahahahahaha 1302631130367 Glennocide@wrk: NICE PIC BRO 1305024779311 BnSneky: that's funny 1305024845784 GalacticStar: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaah 1305024852745 Anonymous: @7212 what's sadder is that some probably had to google it, to get this joke 1305029705690 (show all comments) GS iz a nigger: Lol he drank Bleach 1305029844784 MrPerspective: I got it and LOL'd right away. Does that make me a nerd? Less obvious but equally clever joke is all those college graduates forced to work as waiters. 1310168484790 MrPerspective: ^ That's not to say I ever worked as a waiter, mind you. ;-) 1310168525339 MrPerspective: Actually, H2O2 is Peroxide, not bleach... 1310354401229 Anonymous: To get it into perspective, HydrogenPeroxide is in fact used as bleach.... so, there.... 1310354686358 MrPerspective: ^ Maybe so, but you're never getting either of them into me!!! (x_x) 1311369834856 Midgeinc: Cool story. 1311456765102 MarkosT: I thought he died because he's a stick figure and had no organs 1311464564767 Anonymous: For all you idiots: H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide 1311477641194 MarkosT: He was kilt by that lil robot from Star Wars, hurrr durrr? 1311480092952 Canit: ^^ actually, H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide for everyone, not just for all those idiots 1311485100270 Anonymous: Lol @ Canit, +1 internets for you.... 1311507012561 Choadboy: Bleach generally refers to Sodium Hypochlorite. Both Hydrogen Peroxide and Sodium Perborate can be used as an oxidizing bleach. 1345962121931 Anonymous: But whats really cool is if you mix bleach and H2o2 hehe... 1345963972286 Anonymous: ^ NaOCl + H2O2 → O2 + NaCl + H2O 1345968817808 Anonymous: Corrosive 1452149705431 Anonymous: Assholes! It's H₂O₂! Not fucking "H2O2"! Learn how to fucking unicode! 1452175980535 Anonymous: ^Take a breath, Jeff. Uncle Jack says Relllaaaxxx! 1452176739638 Anonymous: I hate Uncle Jack. 1452241473132 kimochi: chem aside, i use it to escape on prison break 1452242378873 Anonymous: I was trying to figure out what LOL meant but there isn't an "L" or an "Lo" in the priodic table. *Facepalm* It looks like I'm an idiot as well. :( 1551551820466 Anonymous: ^You've got it! 1551552539205 Anonymous: ^^Look up BrO. 1551891031651 Anonymous 1551896883943 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: gfebgtgan Lexicon Jama ) , hated by 1 (last: LastResort ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/171592/I'LL_JUST_HAVE_SOME_H20_-_I'LL_HAVE_SOME_H20_TOO_-_IDIOT

JOKES ABOUT FEMININE HYGIENE ARE TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE. - PERIOD.

joke (55) , meme (84) , period (19) , bachelor frog (34)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/357119_700b.jpg Info: JPG, 48 Kbytes (400x438) Added by: AnotherAnon (Oct 27, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse MrSandynigger: This should be in pun coon. 1319740442515 Quantum69: LOL i had to read that twice inb4 figuring it out. 1319787961237 Furore23: Men cannot into feminine hygiene. 1319799427402 AnotherAnon ^ 1319818228543 HWood: @Q - *facepalm* :D 1321662924515 The Original Spoon: Funny, but does this joke go properly with Bachelor Frog? Needs another meme, like Inappropriate Dude, or something. 1321668897269 Anonymous: lol 1321688321264 Tattoos: I've heard that Australian women are notorious for having rotten pussies. Can anyone verify this? 1324176255751 Oldandevil: ^Your comment is in bad taste... just like Aussi Pussys. 1324176376847 Anonymous: as are jokes about cylinders in cars - always one of them exploding something. 1372039015156 crackerkiller5: op u fag 1372048381341 ethelred: Poor USA - "I won't do that, period" UK is "I won't do that, full STOP!" 1548644871938 Anonymous: ^In the USA, I make a full stop at a stop sign, so the lorry entering the crossroads doesn't smash my bonnet. 1549137013591 Anonymous: This is not fanny! 1549178013517 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: LemmyLaffer NightStrike flarp Vincent859 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/192979/JOKES_ABOUT_FEMININE_HYGIENE_ARE_TOTALLY_INAPPROPRIATE._-_PERIOD.

My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what was I doing.

Joke (55) , penis (1050) , women (377) , dinner (16)

Source: WEB / apina URL: http://termite.apcdn.com/full/54250.png Info: PNG, 40 Kbytes (420x294) Added by: Choadboy (Feb 15, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse idrankallthebeer: FUCKING LOL 1329298807948 Ceesaurus: FRIKKIN LOL 1329301522271 RKB: HAHAHAHAHHA!!!! 1329312495804 Poopalotacus: fuckin win and synthetic is a queer 1329313399225 iprobablyhateyou: it was the right answer... shes anorexic. force feed her 1329318531977 bananaman: she's the wrong woman dude 1329319377328 Quantum69: lol, fucking brilliant 1329320144169 Anonymous: funniest thing I have read for sometime... 1329494051270 Anonymous: as long as it doesnt get her mouth herpes, its ok 1329655524839 Arschloch33: GF fails in the humour department -> run 1329660104917 Canucklehead: Sounds right to me,,,,, 1331927546849 Pyro: PFFFTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1331933249855 Anonymous: She's a vegetarian. 1331938060669 fiveby5: mary moon, mary moon 1331939083968 (show all comments) Hughbie: Love it...classic... 1332680241615 BnSneky: hahahaha 1332686174476 TheLiar: just lol'd in a room full of people now im enjoying strange looks 1332733142855 The Original Spoon: Well, no kidding, she was actually hungry. 1333754156208 ZOMBIEJ0N: lol i'm blow drying now...wear breifs fools, or your balls will be like an old lady's tits.. 1333771122820 gookheadcrusher: fag caught his partner beating off in a paper bag. his "partner" asked what are you doing? reply - packing your lunch 1360727120881 Anonymous: It's the first BJ that didn't cost me a hundred bucks in trade! 1360738126405 Anonymous: hahahahaha 1360764968216 Anonymous: uhm.. lame joke? 1360768386999 Anonymous: ^shut up faggot 1360801807725 Anonymous: ^^YOU shutup, closet rump ranger! 1366749087178 Anonymous: Humor is humor. 1526748356919 Anonymous: ^^All of you shutup!! 1526750503603 Anonymous: ^No, you! 1526760589570 Anonymous: uh, blow drying my penis, what the fuck do you think it looks like i'm doing 1526857417841 Anonymous: It's funny 1526872531412 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 10 (last: iota55 Jewelthief86 MrSandyNigger spotswood idrankallthebeer ) , hated by 1 (last: synthetic ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/205327/My_girlfriend_just_caught_me_blow_drying_my_penis_and_asked_what_was_I_doing.

APPROVED - For Your Pleasure

chan4chan (343) , pedobear (335) , april fools (4) , joke (55)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i44.tinypic.com/t69nae.jpg Info: JPG, 361 Kbytes (1280x800) Added by: Swiney (Apr 2, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: did you got six pack abs? 1270243734970 SickNote: lol Swiney hows the six pack coming on 1270243998812 Swiney: ayee not bad lol 1270250829658 Santa: woot 1270363704309 chemicalmix: Swiney? With A Six Pack? :L 1270398060189 Furore23: Shit, I can't cross state lines any more! Thanks a lot, Swiney, you've fucked us all. 1278176446518 Anonymous: NOOOO not my child-bearing license!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1279354702596 Anonymous: ^ that’s not how the original text looked like 1530686247988 Anonymous: I want money 1530859259943 Anonymous: Childbearing license? What fictional cuntry was this? 1530904789265 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/107757/APPROVED_-_For_Your_Pleasure

Aprils Fools Joke

mom (43) , joke (55) , fffuuu (438)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1275059542656.png Info: PNG, 255 Kbytes (852x648) Added by: Anonymous (May 28, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: lulz were had 1275107310702 Pyro: lol 1275339918587 Furore23: Your mother is winnar. 1276881500780 Anonymous: i wish i could get my mother pregnet. or at least cum in her and suck it back out 1276975836533 Anonymous: ^^wwaaaaaaayy to far 1277611901668 Anonymous: mom was like.. troll rate 0 1280724951461 Jovi: haha good 1280740236365 Anonymous: Son got trolled hard 1280842186865 Raptor Jesus: hahahahaha who is the troll now bitch 1280848139491 Anonymous: lmao failed 1280862619948 stureeeds: nice lol 1282276258554 crackerkiller5: pwned!!!!! 1282287896466 waberlohe: because your mom knows of your dick problems? 1290769754712 CHANmh: ^6533 I am 12 and you are 13 and what is this? 1290771680881 (show all comments) Munster: Or maybe because he got no girl... 1290772192404 Anonymous: lol! 1290807484480 Anonymous: So it runs in the family.....huh. 1290847482850 Anonymous: Dayum. 1290847546595 Anonymous: Does anybody else find the mother troll extremely attractive? 1293797193343 Anonymous: Major ownage 1293834917289 Panda: apil? 1298662912576 Anonymous: backtrolled. FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- 1299821898953 NumaChan: ^^^^She looks jewish.... so, no. 1299825570115 MAELSTHUR: lmao!!! 1299866861285 Anonymous: Two can play that game. 1529674375239 Anonymous: Momma knows that his GF is actually a trap. She’s fine with this as it keeps her little idiot out of court. Momma don’t know about AIDS. 1529716835723 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/129594/Aprils_Fools_Joke

Police issue peodophile warning over 'Pedobear' internet joke

pedobear (335) , news (207) , internet (173) , joke (55) , police (263) , warning (27)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1284490204743.jpg Info: JPG, 91 Kbytes (720x717) Added by: BriceFxP (Sep 14, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse BriceFxP: Better hide my suit now! 1284497767595 Anonymous ----GET 'EM WHILE THEY LAST !!! .. ALL SIZES AVAILABLE !!! 1285256968261 Anonymous: ---My costume works just fine, I don't understand what all the hubba bubby complanits about anyway! 1285267798833 Anonymous: No one ever underestimated the intelligence of the police. 1285268195432 Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA fucking retards 1303356496906 Anonymous: your all losers 1303357524696 Anonymous: I hate fashion and i will mess up your style. 1303361580879 Martin?: How the hell do you write Pedophile. Did i type it correctly? 1303515521357 BnSneky: poor pedobear 1303515805502 EvoStar 1304005531425 Anonymous: PHAIL 1304049132967 Anonymous: @1357 Paeodphilia is the same thing as pedophilia. It's not a typo. 1304055252506 Anonymous: no you! 1304057404327 Tit Lover: PedoBear's rear foot is drawn too small. 1308382294784 (show all comments) Anonymous: you are all fucking losers 1308392340380 Anonymous: Poor Pedo-Bear lost his right foot dating a trap. 1356237346632 Anonymous: 2506: say what? 1428691560915 Anonymous: Seems it's official. Police people are generally retarded idiots: Failing Bureau of Idiots. 1431698284671 Anonymous: ^ fucking blame DailyMail is fucking moralfaggots! 1529114784951 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: the7rafe7 ticklethis ) , hated by 1 (last: Roughneck162 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/149887/Police_issue_peodophile_warning_over_'Pedobear'_internet_joke

HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO MEET MY NEW FRIEND?

math (51) , joke (55) , comic (463)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1260309259041.jpg Info: JPG, 132 Kbytes (725x275) Added by: larryschannel4 (Dec 9, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: i don't get it 1260525797399 Anonymous: @7399 OMG are you that american? Hes -1 hes not a positive number unlike 2,3 or 8 get it now? or 8 has imaginary friends I dont know 1260633110505 Anonymous: wait wait here it is check this out > en.wikipedia [dot] org/wiki/Imaginary_number 1260633174683 larryschannel4: hey - there's nothing more real than being ate 1260775690944 Anonymous: 0505, you must not be american or you would know that the square root of -1 is the imaginary number i. the other numbers can't see him because the joke is he is 8's imaginary friend. durr? 1260778130760 TASTYbacon: 7399 - jajajajaja 1260778303467 Anonymous: math jokes motherfuckers. 1260821255111 Anonymous: i got it, -1 doesnt stand in the second panel, thats why they dont see him, i love those math jokes 1260822858713 Anonymous: how fucking young are you guys? 1260823119410 Pyro: are the others real numbers? im terrable at math 1260863790987 jackfrosty: Sometimes i DO feel like i live here! I luuuurves me some c4c!!! Oh btw that place looks real green. Mmmmmm... Greeeen... 1260865322606 Anonymous: i failed at math when i was in school so thats why i didn't get it i never have been able to get math 1260876536359 Anonymous: -1 is an Imaginery number!(because its negative) lol but it beats me why only 8 can see him 0760 Negative numbers dont have square roots (or do they) thats the entire point of the joke 1263312292173 Anonymous: ^ fail 1: that's not -1 but (sqrt -1) as a whole. fail 2: that's not 8 but infinite. 1263314957635 (show all comments) cOckwarmer: lol at all the people who dont know what this is about. hehre: to hurt your brain even more: e^(pi*i) = -1 1263328138714 jman: Its an imagineary number ( and NOT because it is negative dum dums) 1263360768681 Anonymous: sweet merciful zombiechrist, people are dumb these days... good jokes going to waste 1263921944979 StickyBuns: radical -1 is an imagionary number u cant have a radical of any negative number, so 8 has imagionary friends 1263958898422 Anonymous: You all are fucking retarded.... the jokes is *there is no sqaure root of -1, so it equals nothing, so he's talking to nothing.. you fucking idiots... 1265574663970 Anonymous: nerds 1265577240752 Lunchbox: ATTENTION RETARDS! he's not imaginary because he's a negative number, he's fucking imaginary because he's the fucking square root of a negative number! fucking christ! 1265601233562 Greg: @stickybuns dude i totally wanted to crack this one 1265680181195 Lunchbox: I get it now.... crazy 8. lol 1265921093605 Anonymous: J-1 is what is know as a imaginery number. You learn about it in advanced mathematics 1267245992103 Anonymous: the square root of a negative number is an imaginary number. 1269749193243 Angry Beaver: The square root of a negative number doesn't exist. 1270575563127 nameless: represented as i 1270772507100 nameless: also known as an imaginary number. ha ha. imaginary friend. 1270772532536 F.B.I.: cat puddy is one hell of a drug 1290556933697 F.B.I.: i would FUCK THE FUCK OUT OF THAT FUCKING EIGHT. 1290557018776 Kib420: why can 8 see? 1290571321616 al: blinded, by science. 1290572192249 Munster: Awww poor autistic eight... 1290586882280 MrPerspective: @ 7399 : it's not that i don't get it, it's everyone else that don't "get" i. ;-) Maybe only 8 can see him because he's got a cubic root? (<---- and if someone got that here joke, please explain it to me!) 1299836825981 Leptoid: i.... lol i <3 it! 1320716418238 BnSneky: hahahahaha 1320716577826 oldandevil: Love it. 1320717604244 Anonymous: Because 8 has eyes .... simple !! 1345204413315 cybersinner: The square root of negative one is an imaginary number, therefore 8 has an imaginary friend that only he can see. 1345229457581 Anonymous: ^ no, i think it's about the grass level is getting lower each pic, just like "-1", get it? haha, math jokes are so great 1356735981881 MrPerspective: Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine. (No, that's not a Star Trek: Voyager joke.) 1357189163258 Anonymous: Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a NIGGER. 1357214660780 Anonymous: Can also be written (-1)^0.5 1527656223869 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: MrPerspective ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/73372/HEY,_YOU_GUYS_WANT_TO_MEET_MY_NEW_FRIEND?

June 5, 2010 The day that RIP joke was retired.

rip (26) , joke (55) , chan4chan (343)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4005/4671125290_04d3f29e13_b.jpg Info: JPG, 149 Kbytes (1024x768) Added by: cybersinner (Jun 5, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Rip Torn: RIP...RIP JOKE. (nevar!) 1275736063668 zbloh: RIP new fags 1275744669890 Furore23: Pft. You don't put artificial limits on humour - even dickhead humour. 1275747076790 Redrocco: 1275747350366 darkstan: ^LOL 1275852203866 Anonymous: LOL! WIN!!!!! 1275887749597 Anonymous: It's official: RULE 19 is in effect! 1275889914138 Furore23: ^ Heh. 1276884292774 iprobablyhateyou: thank you cybersinner 1276885226198 cybersinner: You are quite welcome, iprobablyhateyou. lol 1276980053415 Anonymous: R.I.P.: "R.I.P." of R.I.P. 1276980810713 Nickeh43: RIP George Washington :D 1280979443169 HeizerNummerEins: RIP OP 1282955400243 Anonymous: ripripripripripripripripripripripripripripripripripriripripripripripripripripripripripripripripripripripripripripriprip 1291652139685 (show all comments) aval: PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI 1291652164824 Flarp: RIP the RIP joke 1318408384888 Raven's Wing: Apparently the RIP joke has been rezzed 1318419500512 NorwayJunkie: RIP Lameness 1318432768633 Anonymous: RIP win. 1318445853565 Bunglicker: I think you're wrong cybersinner, since there's been about a few thousand RIP jokes from 2010 till now. RIP RIP the RIP. 1331711287525 Uriar: usually the subject of RIP jokes are NOT dead, hence the RIP joke itself isn't dead. long live the meme! 1331712607648 Anonymous: RIP Torn 1331748881837 Anonymous: i use my lvl. 75 conjuration 1331771509990 cybersinner: Trollin', Trollin', Trollin'. Keep those comments flowin'. This troll post is still rollin' toniiiiight!! 1331773472600 HungLoh: How do you retire "epicness"? It can't be done. 1331773792484 Bunglicker: Happy Birthday chan4chan! 1332546442382 KofeeAnon: RIP OP FAGGOT 1341581711623 <dsdfjdagjdg: I hoped it would get a ...99 ending... 1341616854737 Arschloch33: RIP Donald Trump 1517462302945 Anonymous: Real humor is dead in America boring insincere politeness is in 1517494781563 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: djh123 Username68 Everdark ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/131184/June_5,_2010_The_day_that_RIP_joke_was_retired.

I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai girl.

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://likeaphobia.us/images/7446.jpg Info: JPG, 93 Kbytes (640x476) Added by: AnotherAnon (Dec 7, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Everdark: lolz 1323265005288 Anonymous: Ladyboys who look better than real girls.... 1323266058955 Quantum69: haha, nice one OP 1323272694915 Gifmaster: classic!!! 1323272733159 MrSandynigger: Details of train route plox? 1323287362512 MrSandynigger: It's funny because all along the joke I was still thinking that he was wishing that she wouldn't get an erection. Do I need to see a specialist? 1323287416222 Anonymous: Ain't no thang - just means he/she likes you... 1323287956820 RKB: its a trap? 1323288699146 Furore23: MSN, it just means that you understand the truth about Asians: they are ALL traps. All of them, utterly without exception. 1323290364529 Gifmaster: ^I Guess somebody fell into quite some traps there huh?? 1323290483204 Furore23: ^ No, I made my Saving Throw just in time. 1323386926545 Vincent859: "And then . . . ???" 1323387060454 Anonymous: thai girls always do. 1323394429933 Vincent859: "And then . . . ??? 1323394477509 (show all comments) CockAsian: LOL 1323490339435 TinFoilHatGuy: NO! 1323936516911 TinFoilHatGuy: NO MOAR "AND_THEN" 1323936600493 Tattoos: The popular term is "chicks with dicks". I'm sorry but what we're usually talking about is "fags with tits". Discuss. 1340161986427 Anonymous: damn.. 1340162453193 Canucklehead: Someone had it in for her,,,, 1340208855691 Anonymous: ...or she wanted it in someone. :) 1368500526702 Anonymous: katoey 1395700286871 Anonymous: " 1396482169898 Anonymous: They're actually all male in Thailand. All of them. Every single one. Have a great time in Thailand! 1425984049293 Anonymous: ^You must have been busy to find that out. Your poor butthole! 1425988271345 Anonymous: First I was like, yum. But then I was like, FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! 1511384725868 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 5 (last: pervokris Furore23 Korzo Lexicon iprobablyhateyou ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/197345/I_was_sitting_on_the_train_this_morning_opposite_a_really_sexy_Thai_girl.

The lesbians next door asked what what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, I wanna watch.

rolex (1) , watch (14) , lesbian (653) , joke (55)

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Hey... What'd the five fingers say to the face - SLAP

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I AM NA'VI - YEAH, I AM NAVY TOO

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Is this someone's idea of a joke?!

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Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night.

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.imgur.com/YMCZX.jpg Info: JPG, 32 Kbytes (640x383) Added by: Anonymous (Oct 2, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse djh123: lol horrible 1317540292796 Everdark: XD 1317553012484 nigel: lol i like 1317553229943 MrSandyNigger: haha 1317555021887 Tres: Experienced the first part first hand. People are idiots. Loved the punchline. 1317561784639 Quantum69: ha ha you funny guy. 1317568105361 fiveby5: lawls! 1317569799450 anal85: :-) 1317574093154 AZO: If you were showing your GF here and if she was black, you'd be told to enjoy your Aids. 1317577783533 spz557: LOL. Got that as a SMS a while ago.... 1317595036636 veranet: Math humor, meh 1317612398599 KofeeAnon: lol 1317618536444 LastResort: HA! 1317620859472 Anonymous: LOL, unexpected 1318103177497 (show all comments) Anonymous: I would be proud and give my best trollface !!! 1318118107463 Weeble: I see what chu did dere 1318149282788 Squirrley1: Yep been there...Lulz... 1318156132572 Anonymous: many say he is robbing the cradle but i say she is robbing the grave lol 1326148260658 Arschloch33: The force of a well timed finishing line 1326150002357 BnSneky: hahahaha bet it did 1326150356801 The Original Spoon: Haha, took me a moment. 1326167043507 Anonymous: Pedobear is alive? I thought EFG killed him? 1326197832909 munchdog: Hell, they all cheered ten years ago! 1343190209768 Anonymous: I've seen the odd 11 year girl that I would lick, if it wasn't illegal. Sorry, just being honest. 1348660095256 MadNiggerish 1348660419959 Ceesaurus: o fuck, i lol'd despite 1349430582568 Ghostoftime: That's some shit.... 1349431332279 Anonymous: i love little girls, they make me feel so right. 1349481932351 Anonymous: Hehehe ^_^ reminds me of me and my daughter 1349599820104 Anonymous: I fucked a 17 year old when I was 34. Back when I was 33, I lived with a 17 year old girl but she had told me she was 18. 1350677196446 pepe64: Hahahaha 1356190672552 Anonymous: anon you live in a moron country if you are fucking a 17 year old and it's illegal. only retarded countries make it illegal to fuck under 18 there is no reason 1356223592697 Anonymous: I finally got my wife to let me have anal sex with her, then she said she was leaving me. When I asked why, she said it was because I was a pedophile, I said, 'Wow, what a big word for a nine year old!' 1366959126203 Anonymous: I'm not a pedophile; I don't have underage sex on a bicycle... 1367022173472 Anonymous: ^^^^^ the same as me.. lol! 1456723564518 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 12 (last: edwardo NonComposMentis akstud AnonymousLoL MatPalacios ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/189797/Went_to_the_pub_with_my_girlfriend_last_night.

Dear dad, Berlin is wonderful people are nice and I really like it here, but dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599 GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

arab (46) , letter (24) , train (83) , car (385) , rich (41) , sheik (2) , gold (18) , joke (55) , story (203)

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BIRTH CONTROL

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What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

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Doctor, can you tell whether I'm pregnant?

Nigger (629) , comic (463) , troll (238) , trollface (105) , joke (55) , baby (246) , pregnant (113) , racist (35)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/8b/43/8b43bf_3058196.jpg Info: JPG, 790 Kbytes (2126x3186) Added by: enoeew (Feb 13, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse m4k3k3: glee 1329253810710 Anonymous: LOL 1329498959933 Anonymous: BWAHAHAHA! so much win! 1331840454752 GibblesNBits: L0: lol 1331840738776 Anonymous: what kind of failure at computers and the internet makes a shitty pic this large 1331848368147 Pyro: that was halarious on like 50 levels 1331872354935 Anonymous: Hahaha. Nigger gonna shit out a niglet in 9 months 1331915904131 Anonymous: Add one to the welfare rolls 1331915954188 Anonymous: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollollollololololollllllllllllll 1331959963422 BnSneky: hahahaha Niggers 1331987177125 liberatetheswastika: lololololollipop! 1332336931188 Anonymous: In the U S niggers are responsible for 50 per cent of the aides cases, 70 per cent of illigit kids and 90 per cent of the crime. Oh shit, another food stamp. 1332337899292 MadNiggerish: KILL ALL NIGGERS 1332337987792 Anonymous: WIR MUSSEN DIR JUDEN AUSSEN SIEG HEIL 1332865129388 (show all comments) MadNiggerish: ^ We must heal the victorious Jews outside????? 1332865230106 Anonymous: OMG that is the funniest shit I have seen in a very long time ROFLMFAO, definitely so much win, WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN XD XD XD XD XD I can't stop laughing, oh shit. 1332873578808 Doyousmell: I fucking died and showed everyone in the office except the token nigger, hes in the welding dungeon breathing in steel fumes ahahahahahahahahah!!! Stupid chimp! 1332873941923 Jessica incest broth: you guys are so racist I tell grandma! 1332946248811 Anonymous: oh god! I lol'd so hard! 1345659118211 Anonymous: funny but also sad 1357855030866 SLAVE45: mean... and funny 1358465376374 pepe64: bwahahahah 1358466103624 Magister: That would have been hilarious if it had any chance whatsoever of happening irl... 1430445719895 Anonymous: no way i can manipulate why can a black woman cant be pregnant from a pure black man is because the baby being turned into an adult will look the same just as the way oriental couples do the same. meaning to say they both look the same from being brunette to being dark brown-eyed why not marry a pure european like a briton or a scandinavian a german or even a dutch? some of their eyes are diff. 1441002489367 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: Jama SLAVE45 Germania88 LemmyLaffer ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/205150/Doctor,_can_you_tell_whether_I'm_pregnant?

ARGON WALKS INTO A BAR. THE BARMAN SAYS GET THE HELL OUT. - ARGON DOESN'T REACT.

chemistry (13) , cat (895) , joke (55) , argon (1)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/HungLoh/enhanced-buzz-14287-1311694120-8.jpg Info: JPG, 91 Kbytes (363x480) Added by: HungLoh (Dec 9, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Greeft: The same barman says,"we don't serve neutrinos in here". A neutrino walks into a bar. 1323459939768 HungLoh: Cute! 1323460354986 Vincent859: How are things at the Quantum Cafe these days? 1323460445754 HungLoh: Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." 1323460459359 Vincent859: Brian Green walks into a bar. Then he is joined by himself. 1323460508786 Anonymous: man walks into a bar, OUCH! it was an iron bar... 1323460925256 HungLoh: Two electrons walk into a bar. The first one says "Bartender, I'll have a martini," and the second one exclaims "Damn it! I wanted a martini!" 1323461313535 Greeft: A neutron and a photon walk into a bar and all the neutrino does for the first 60 nanoseconds is bitch about how dark it is! 1323461818426 Greeft: ^ Neutrino even?? WTF 1323461900580 HungLoh: A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge." 1323462693773 NonComposMentis: OH HUNGLOH STOP TICKLING ME WHERE IT FEELS FUNNY 1323462825559 HungLoh: A neutrino walks into a Mexican bar and says "Una cerveza, por favor!" Bartender says "No mas!" Neutrino replies: "Si, si. Un poco!" 1323462906278 Lexicon: A definite integral walks and orders 10 shots of whiskey. "You sure about that, buddy?" "Yeah, I know my limits." 1323469698968 Quantum69: ..& orders a drink. A neutrino walks into a bar.... 1323473039754 (show all comments) The Original Spoon: A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 1341077995899 Anonymous: Headline: Dyslexia Cure For Found! 1364974340443 Anonymous: a jew walks into a bar. serves him right. 1364975015683 Anonymous: ^ a gold bar? 1364975089457 Crackhead Fezmonkey: A baby seal walks into a club... 1434737388751 Cheesecake: this is about as old as the periodic table of elements 1434761983121 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 6 (last: idkbitch darkstan Quasimodo MrSandyNigger Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/197576/ARGON_WALKS_INTO_A_BAR._THE_BARMAN_SAYS_GET_THE_HELL_OUT._-_ARGON_DOESN'T_REACT.

Can I borrow the car next weekend

sign (281) , homless (1) , joke (55) , car (385)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/foto/f3b37152_IMG_0800.JPG Info: JPG, 3226 Kbytes (3456x2592) Added by: YuLiekPicturz (Feb 23, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: - Sure thing. I'll give you $500 cash too, have a good weekend. - Are you joking?! - You started it. 1299709217155 bevisnasshead: you'll never see it again 1300319738532 BnSneky: just come by and steel it nigger 1300320013460 Anonymousg of rubber: How about getting a fucking job so you can buy your own car?? Typical lazy nigger. 1300327805578 Beard: why not..? you borrowed it last weekend, spook.. 1300499302491 Spartacus: Yes. 1300499482700 pop3: better then asking for money 1300654109113 Dr Pwn: 155 fucking wins! 1303772864756 Anonymous: He needs to get run over like in Pulp Fiction 1303779835736 bshaun2: Someone sure wants to get shot 1347305283756 i'llKILLyouALL: At least he's not "axin" where da white wimmin at.... 1347331163279 Bonefish: "Get the fuck outta my way shit head, I gotta get to work." 1356833359371 Anonymous: touch my car and i will kill your kids 1357413507183 Anonymous: ^well, if you know who his kids are, that's one more than he does himself. 1358250205561 (show all comments) Anonymous: Hi all, It is one of my dreams to go to space and Axe has a competition and they are sending a few people to space. All I need from you is 2min of your time to place a vote for me on their website, the link is as follows: https://www2.axeapollo.com/en_ZA/60839/lukas-marais 1358256417976 Anonymous: "sure man, i'll just have to run you over several times." 1358263474719 Anonymous: hey anon 7976...so they send you to space...if they don't bring idiots like you back I'll vote a billion times... 1358265971725 Capeta: Useless nigger can't even do what he does best: steal. 1358271875322 BrazilSux: ^Faggot cross dressing Brazil nigger idiot jerk aids monkey 1358271892305 Anonymous: ^ lol, mad 1358284432179 Anonymous: can i borrow your nigger skull next weekend? i need it as a flowerpot. 1360085331549 Anonymous: can i borrow your board right now? 1360105344928 Anonymous: It's "MAY I borrow the car next weekend," you uneducated buffoon! 1421613470548 Anonymous: I don't know. CAN you? 1421641634627 obadiah: Can I borrow your baby sister for the weekend? 1421664320960 obadiah:: better yet, can I borrow your black dick for sucking?? 1421682814480 Anonymous: "I beez jackin' whitey's shit." 1421768800652 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Harvey ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/168602/Can_I_borrow_the_car_next_weekend

-Be rational -Get Real * MATH JOKES: If you get them, you probably don't have any friends.

math (51) , joke (55)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1245598544040.jpg Info: JPG, 116 Kbytes (644x610) Added by: *.broadband.hu (Jun 21, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous I have friends shutup lol I hope everyone understood that because its a negative number that its Imaginery :) 1263312743998 Anonymous: i get the pi but no i... so i have half friends 1274937310120 slikwilly @3998 lol nerd 1274944168362 Anonymous: i have friends... :( 1274945771318 Anonymous: i don't have friends... :( 1274945983832 Anonymous: i really don't. 1274945993884 Who Me?: I get math jokes, AND I plenty of friends, ~ I'm just smarter than most of them ! 1274946112333 Who Me?: Fuck Me ! ... I fucking left the god damned word "have" out of my fucking comment. "I fucking HAVE plenty of fucking friends" ! 1274946336487 Steven Fry: I like Pi 1276117706495 arczibeatbox: Hey! Did you already saw my muscles? 1276117939477 Steven Fry: Nah! That pedobear banner got in the way... 1276118276813 sqwrrl: I get half of the joke. What the fuck does that mean? 1276136221626 sickalko: wich half?? 1276573458700 Anonymous: What if I see the joke and I imagine them setting aside their differences and a porno breaks out? 1276574260950 (show all comments) Anonymous: who me? thinks he has friends, but they dont like him and make fun of him behind his back 1277303565701 Anonymous: True 1277487293797 cv0712d: it's not funny 1277494550910 Anonymous: i is not rational... wtf? 1278775079797 Anonymous: I is an imaginary number, the aquare root of a negative number 1278874191816 Unanonymous: Hahahahahaha! Thats fucking funny! SHIT. 1287806701508 Anonymous: I=The square root of -1 pie= pi.ytmnd. com 1287812060901 Anonymous: I=The square root of -1 pie=3.141592653589793... 1287812111385 Anonymous: pie aren't square. pie are round. 1287812376559 yO: thatz cool :D 1288035143605 Anonymous: Hahaha 1288154723675 Anonymous: exp(i*Pi) = 1 ... And I probably have no fucking friends 1288199626326 JewFag: <<<<< No Friends. is it cause im a jew? 1294330144123 nicaris12: i=sq of negative one, not real pi is infinite so it cannot be a ratio or rational in other words 1295761488419 Weed: I feel like such a nerd. 1295815390216 FatGuy69: If you get this you're not anything special. What are we in fucking elementary school!? If you don't get this you're fucking retarded :S 1298789561510 Anonymous: cornbread are round; pie are square 1298792065528 Anonymous: *maths 1298821512569 Feefdoodle: i love math jokes 1298830653819 Anonymous: I liek meths 1298830716810 MrPerspective: I has no friends. But pi haz lots of frat house buddies. (BURRRP!) 1299836458289 MAELSTHUR: lol 3998 lololol!!! 1299865704396 blablablue: ´ 1299875901695 Anonymous: i have ONE friend... he's there! (imaginary friend-imaginary number) hahaha errr no 1299879143586 Ginger: I don't get it and I don't have friends... 1299915312567 MrPerspective: ^ Demonstration ab absurdo. Quod erat demonstrandum. :-D 1300079517198 MAELSTHUR: ^I am very impressed 1301690460538 Greeft: There are only 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't! 1301692486965 BnSneky: phunny 1301692679831 rawrarwrawrawrawr: Pi is a lie Tau is correct 1301747626930 MrPerspective: ^^^ No, Greeft, there are THREE kinds of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't! 1301803276564 MrPerspective: Or, the 3 kinds are the cunts, the ass-holes, and those who count. FUCK YEAH! 1301803355505 Anonymous: ITS BILL GATES!!!! 1302146507673 Anonymous: ^ Bitches dont like him because he is nerdy and boring and ugly but he is going to be a millionare when he gets older. 1302146552420 Anonymous: ^ YEAH, HE IS SMART! 1302195421869 Anonymous: ^yeah, he knows computer programming in like c++ 1302220682720 oldandevil: This is very funny. 1339130582845 Anonymous: I understand now that if anyone's smart it means they have no friends 1339287175461 darkstan: Bump for general education. 1419973611803 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 5 (last: djh123 Ardamel idkbitch mischievious MrPerspective ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/27920/-Be_rational_-Get_Real_*_MATH_JOKES:_If_you_get_them,_you_probably_don't_have_an y_friends.

9/11 JOKES AINT FUNNY - 6 MUSLIMS DIED HERE

911 (70) , joke (55)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1262360814218.jpg Info: JPG, 76 Kbytes (440x587) Added by: Sheck (Jan 1, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Sinonymous: hahahahahaha, so true 1262443220661 anonymous: God is Great! Praise Allah ! 1262452591579 anon: muslim cowards 1262490462772 Anonymous: haha 1262515291720 anonymous: Pay attention all you in the West...Even today we in Yemen are rising up alongside our brothers. The west will fall, yo uwill ALL die or join Allah. There IS no option any longer. 1262539131607 Bubble: Got my vote^ Take it to em raghead! 1262539336303 Bubble: owd up, this is no option? we all die or join Allah? that's a option... fuck, you just lost my vote. Fuck off back to your own internet and burn your moms bush to keep alight in the dark house makde of shit you live in, fuckin sandniggers 1262539645830 robohitler: Allah sucks pig cock while being buttfucked by zionists 1262544354219 anonymous: Allah created metals like iron and steel you fools! He is all powerful and sent it from the heavens ! I do believe the time for a new world is about to begin. This new time will be the way of ISLAM. Prepare for death and eternal hell eurofags & amerifags. Muslims are about to let all fucking hell loose on your people >:) 1262550223318 Sinonymous: this time will be the time of SANE people not want to put up with INSANE peoples beleifs in GOD and DOGS and SOCK PUPPETS!!!1! We will burn all you dog fuckers and live without religion and travel to the stars and get pissed and shit 1262550800881 Sinonymous: AND GET PISSED AND SHIT!!!!1!! 1262551571163 Sinonymous: PISSED AND SHIT1111!1 1262555926949 anon: usa smokin' all you 3rd world, poor-ass, muslin extremist, towel-heads out 1262565041123 anon: usa wins! go ride your camels and sleep on straw - coward tools 1262565092897 (show all comments) gack: Bring it hankieheads. 1262572974195 gears: When we drain all the oil out of your land, we will leave you false prophet worshiping faggots alone so that you can go ahead and kill yourselves off. I am all for vaporizing 1000 muslims for every Christian or Jew killed by a muslim. Hell...if a Christian or Jew dies while trying to kill a muslim, then they should still hold true to the rule and kill 1000 of you worthless Muhammed worshipers. 1262664816314 reset: on thumbnail it looks like longcat 1262732099984 lulz: not a religious man, or a racist one, but to the terrorist sympathizer: paraphrazing Carlos Mencia, you blew up two of our buildings, we blew up two of your countries. You're trying to get the A-Bomb and just might use it? We invented the A-Bomb over 60 years ago and we already used it.... twice. Doing any real damage to the USA would be the worst / last mistake you could ever make. 1263038507344 anon137: I say fuckin nuke the muslim countries... let Allah protect them, or, if he doesn't, let him sort them out... 1263044506875 Anonymous: man watch zeitgiest ... thats usa blew up there own towers man.. the cia done it haha so wtf is any of you talking about 1265119671318 OmenKun: LMAO 1265153524318 Anonymous: fucking zionist pigs downed towers 1265381112967 Anon E. Moose: Muslims are idiots! They actually believe that they are going to be rewarded with virgins in heaven. What good are physical pleasures in a spiritual realm. 1273861440469 Anonymous: The holy quran actually states that muslims that die for the glory and honor of Allah, will get 40 GRAPES, not 40 virgins...whoever said that FAIL mofu 1273865523837 Roberto: Bahahaa. muslims and religion suck big fat cock 1274019965125 Legion: why try so hard to get people to convert to your religion so you can spend eternity with them, when you hate them to start with. I can't even imagine spending eternity with someone I like, odds are, they'll piss me off pretty quick. 1274024879626 Anonymous: Fuck Islam...and that cunt Allah. 1274038464457 Anonymous: Muslims suck pigs testicles, then end up eating it! 1275305106782 John.dounut: 6 Muslims died because they committed suicide, prick-tard. 1275318367340 Clive: Allah runs a junk shop in north london, not far from a pork factory. 1275761624550 Garbo: The prophet Muhammed sucked a goat's dick. He was killed by a gay Jew. 1279524612510 Anon57: 3318.. bring it motherfucker I will send you to heaven early so you can have your 70 virgin boys.. fucking brown slime retards 1279529818798 rafael: Poor USA - they bombed 27 countries since 1945 and then someone actually DARED to bomb then (you might say). That's terrrrism 1281414883227 Anonymous: @2772... cowards? i'd like to see you even crash your car on purpose, fag 1285315649685 ID Sammich: American made up Allah and the Koran. 1285318116719 Anonymous: statistically speaking there had to be at least a few muslims in the buildings as well. 1285354208167 Anonymous: 6 muslims and the jew who wanted to rescue some money 1285354317592 YuLiekPicturz: ^ Sorry sir, your attempt at being funny has failed... I must regretfully inform you on behalf of all the internets you must gtfo and take your fail with you. 1285356348642 Anonymous: i think its funny 1285356468143 Grave: ^I approve of this. 1285356470443 Anonymous: its called jew 11 see all the people on the plane were jews one stupid jew droped a penny and everyone in it went after even the piolet and fucking crashed into the building 1285464689707 Anonymous: if you are a very religious american christian then you believe the world was created only 4000 years ago hell you even believe that you are right and everyone else is wrong your so called bible is corrupt its whole basis is on the now proven fact that the earth is older than what the book says if it has the most fundamental part is proven to be false how can you believe any of it. 1285482724168 Anonymous: 6 mus-ums died, and their still stinking up the place? is that it? 1285487845949 Anonymous: let's pull that building, right Silverstein? 1289924399339 BnSneky: i believe 1289924713275 Anonymous: Pull it! 1289924863953 crackwhore: olé olé olé allah 1290118619793 Anonymous: well, considering a few of those that supposedly died there are in fact still alive and well, i'd review those numbers. 1290124543874 Anonymous: 6 muslims died? fortunately no jews did 1290551361502 stooly: who wants war my niggas fly planes into towers 1346545293833 Anonymous: Only six musm, and zero jews: watch your mouth america when you make jokes. 1346563464809 Anonymous: getting rid of your asbestos contaminated real estate, letting others pay the bill and forcing fascist "notverordnungen" onto the U.S. populace:you're doing it right. 1346585276818 insidejob: inside job 1346618631843 Anonymous: LOL look how many of those pigs died since then. Piss on muslims 1346640300593 Anonymous: Allah Verga 1417057347324 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Ardamel pepe64 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/79255/9/11_JOKES_AINT_FUNNY_-_6_MUSLIMS_DIED_HERE

4chan joke teacher story pedo

4chan (628) , joke (55) , teacher (22) , story (203) , pedo (205)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1325671904162.png Info: PNG, 32 Kbytes (442x657) Added by: Banshee5 (Jan 4, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Everdark: what.the.fuck. 1325677408719 Morticus: Obvious troll is obvious. 1325677528458 Quantum69: lol it would'nt be funny if it was true 1325678072943 Moongrim: Quite true Quantum....http://napa.patch.com/articles/teacher-from-napa-christian-accused-of-molesting-girl 1325687162951 RKB: <---- HAHAHAHAHA !!!! 1325687268480 Quantum69: ^^Well i'll be damned. 1325709088722 Grund1e: This is sad that it's true, but the punchline is pure win. 1325714237339 Anonymous: Well, yeah, since I didn't call the nurse, now I have to work for Pedo-Bear Industries. 1355291305293 Anonymous: nice 1357178091100 Anonymous: NO Banshee5 NO!1 1357178169348 Banshee5: YES Anonymous YES!1 1357515465780 Anonymous: [ 1358191298787 Anonymous: you are al pedos.. aguante rosario central 1361130144380 Anonymous: Expect us. 1361171125878 (show all comments) Anonymous: I don't believe a word of it. You're lying to me. 1361175821995 Anonymous: raep 1374206711262 Crackerkiller5: Vid or it didn't happen 1374214724849 Anonymous: That's just WRONG. Never rape anyone or anything. 1404068314410 Anonymous: SEXO 1408874304718 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 2 (last: Furore23 Everdark ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/200573/4chan_joke_teacher_story_pedo

Hello 911 - Yes, what's your emergency - Two girls r fighting for me - What is the problem with it Sir - The ugly one is winning.

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Scale obama joke prank

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Source: WEB / apina URL: http://apina.nwpshost.com/full/34091.jpg Info: JPG, 345 Kbytes (1024x683) Added by: UriAr (Sep 21, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Bongochops: Obama rigging the results again 1285104082506 Raptor Jesus: OMG LOOK AT THAT RETARD FLYING ON THE RIGHT 1285105616605 UriAr: funny guy your president is. no wonder you have retarded kids like IPHY... 1289135046824 iprobablyhateyou: nice add uratard. too bad your comment makes no sense 1289137128194 Anonymous: ^faggot 1289141898730 iprobablyhateyou: ^samefag 1289143074142 UriAr: no he is not fatfag 1289144759615 Anonymous: got rope? 1289185609233 sumdumfuk: they are calculating inflation. 1290155583702 Panzerhand: lol, that guy isn't flying. 1308374293743 Anonymous: this would be awesome if they were elected AS COMEDIANS!!! fffffffffuuuuu 1308651810788 Anonymous: theyre lolling while youre homeless and jobless 1308671202970 Anonymous: not funny 1308671300225 Anonymous: fucking cunt, smash him in the face 1308671400598 (show all comments) Anonymous: Send its nigger, muslim, worthless kenyan ass back to africa 1308711248459 Razor187: Obama = Worthless 1308730148477 Anonymous: im sick of seeing fucking propaganda about what a fun easy going person the president is, but with an serious edge. SHUT THE FUCK UP LYING NIGGER RELATED TO THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND 1308782949866 Anonymous: u guys are worthless shitheads. he´s just too intellectual for the fucked up religious freaks! 1308783934794 user775 <<:/: fucking prick!!!!!! 1308783958219 Francesca: This idiot "trying to funny" again? 1308790387631 Francesca: This idiot "trying to be funny" again? 1308790393313 Anonymous: Obama trolling dude like he trolls taliban :D 1308829135464 Anonymous: thats what amerika does to other countries BUDGET 1309013806599 Gantzkas: hahaha that kid is a fag 1309798847682 SS18: Stupid Obongo nigger shit 1309820451704 MrPerspective: America : the only country where a guy elected after G.W. Bush still gets called a retard, just because of his skin color and because he's not a big-mouthed fullofit jerk. 1309823281899 Greeft: ^Agreed and I think you'll find it was Dubbia's cronies that fixed the 2000 election Bongochops. 1309823624405 Anonymous: And it was Obama who Got Bin Laden. 1316439044881 Anonymous: He’s an immature kid .He’s not component enough to be a door greeter at an outhouse. 1405447087476 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/150879/Scale_obama_joke_prank

Akkor jó...

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt? - If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it'll grow a culture.

joke (55) , usa (442) , putin (27) , chavez (1)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8uu8d7Yah1qaa7t1o1_400.jpg Info: JPG, 25 Kbytes (380x300) Added by: Sasi (Sep 16, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: HAHAHAHA!!!!! ROTFL...Chavez you funny ass fuck. 1284666970493 Anonymous: It's funny because it's true. 1284678492343 Anonymous: Yep. 1284681199512 Anonymous: nice one 1284726490140 Flarp: shame! lol 1284729166129 Nickeh43: Oh, you! 1284749185999 Anonymous: epic win 1290538556295 Anonymous: ^ i second that kind sir 1290538875649 Anonymous: It's funny because it's true. Americunts are such uncultured fags, and they don't even realise it. 1290621246372 MrSandynigger: ahaha so fuckin true. 1293382790632 Anonymous: We're all living in Amerika Coca-Cola, Wonderbra We're all living in Amerika Amerika, Amerika This is not a love song This is not a love song I don't sing my mother tongue No, this is not a love song 1293383071842 Quadra: @5649 Oh we realize it.. we're just not pretentious douches like Europe. 1293470852744 Anonymous: What kind of culture is in Europe? Oh yeah, Muslim culture!!!!!!!!!!! 1293471941775 crazyassmofo: Europe> Pakistan or any islamistan > obama ruled USA 1293476313638 (show all comments) Anonymous: Mexican Curly Howard on the right! 1293728849335 Xits: Damn_the_Smother's_brother's_used_to_be_funnier 1305641057127 Anonymous: i live here and it's true 1305823504290 sadeghol: suck till fully curdled 1305824507975 Anonymous: i like yogurt, but don't like americunt 1305826486894 Anonymous: AMERIFAGS 1305826507822 Aganonymous: LOLOLOLOL 1306848540789 Anonymous 1306864051351 Anonymous: BLACK PEOPLE ARE OUR CULTURE! u mad? 1306876104916 Anonymous: Hard for america to have a culture when its based on multiculturalism. Which killed whatever culture the US had a long time ago. 1306879547505 Anonymous: ^Which is happening to europe as well, so try harder fags lol 1306879829867 Anonymous: Putin does not like black people 1306885481113 Anonymous: each state is the same in USA, more or less rich rednecks, they all suck obama's balls 1306885655813 Anonymous: is chavez an inca or an aztec? 1306962751629 Anonymous: The only american culture is relative to natives. 1306962929860 Anonymous: ^^ dude you don't know. Republicans cut tax for all the states. They just have different points of views on different topics like abortion, taxes, government, and various other topics. thats what debates are for. 1306962981757 Anonymous: ^ anyone can be a part of the republican or democrat party, it dont matter who it is. 1307171365193 Anonymous: LOL, chavez is fucking right 1315779147344 Anonymous: Chavez is a Nigger/Carib indian mix 1629 1329103462894 Anonymous: ^ ....and yet has more brain than obanigger 1329183298397 Anonymous: ^ actually they both compete for the "asshole of the decade" award... believe me i've lived both in the US and in Venezuela 1329274554728 Wurmfalte: kudos to everyone who has the balls to stand up against the judeo-american monopoly of power. and shame on those who don't. 1329445328641 Anonymous: Europeans know the score when it comes to the U.S. You vote for pussies who kiss our asses, by extension you're all pussies and you know it. 1341815614972 Anonymous: lol @ third world dictators 1345173649689 NonComposMentis: Amerifags: U MAD? 1346604009868 Henry the Hexapus USA culture bitches, fuck yeah! 1346621713210 Inonymous: Chavez is such a poser and a wannabe communist playboy. He wouldn't last a week in a mosquito infested jungle. 1346622618534 Anonymous: Yogurt will fucking rot and turn black within a couple decades... 1346653805465 gookheadcrusher: too bad Chavez is smoking a turd in Hell 1380597079134 Anonymous: ^ butthurt much. he may have been a cunt but he was still a zillion times better than any of these "axis of good" dickheads 1380615905612 Anonymous: yep, true story 1380623591398 Anoman: Yellowstone, get busy. 1380633415891 Anonymous: ypgurt wi;; have culture in minutes, in 200 years it will be intelligent and self aware 1380635229917 Anonymous: Europe talks big on the internet.... last country to do anything about it was Japan (in asia) and they got nuked. Last non-state actor were terrorists, and their organization was systematically disassembled with extreme prejudice. Eurofags... you want some? Come Get Some! 1380747296868 Bulbasaur111919: ^ I don't really have any prejudice against America but you dropped an A bomb on a pair of soft targets during WW2 and have arguably stuck to this formula since. 1380750947617 Anonymous: well said /\ 1380753706336 gookheadcrusher: Hiroshima was the IJA headquarter. The a bombs saved millions of Japanese non-combatants that would have starved that winter... do you think the Army would have shared.? 1380754320904 Bulbasaur111919: But you can't be specific with a bomb of that magnitude. If it was a specific strike with smaller bombs on a military target then that would have been fine. Your comment about starving is just conjecture no matter how many vectors are taken into account. That being said, hindsight can be an inaccurate method of analysis. 1380791437181 Anonymous: lol...american butthurt...goes from one topic to "we'll bomb your ass for making fun of us"....fucking yanks...LOL 1402206298771 Bonefish: Corruption in Venezuela is high by world standards, and was so for much of the 20th century. The discovery of oil had worsened political corruption,[81] and by the late 1970s, Juan Pablo Pérez Alfonso's description of oil as "the Devil's excrement" had become a common expression in Venezuela.[82] Venezuela has been ranked one of the most corrupt countries on the Corruption Perceptions Index since 1402218439998 Bonefish: Venezuela is among the most violent places on Earth. In Venezuela, a person is murdered every 21 minutes.[87] Violent crimes have been so prevalent in Venezuela that the government no longer produces the crime data.[88] In 2013, the homicide rate was approximately 79 per 100,000, one of the world’s highest, having quadrupled in the past 15 years with over 200,000 people murdered.[8 1402218520581 Bonefish: The country's body count of the previous decade mimics that of the Iraq War and in some instances had more civilian deaths even though the country is at peacetime.[90] The capital Caracas has one of the greatest homicide rates of any large city in the world, with 122 homicides per 100,000 residents.[91] In 2008, polls indicated that crime was the number one concern of voters.[92 1402219523846 Bonefish: ^^^The source for the above is from Wikipedia. Look it up for yourselves, you bigoted ignorant fucks. I'm American and I'd be the first to admit that America is far from perfect. Can't post on this anymore today. Next I'll comment and post on Vladimir Puturd & Russia. Superior cultures my ass. 1402220005572 Anonymous: "Ha-ha-ha! That reminds me of a tale by Krylov…" 1402223782280 Bonefish: Crime in Russia include drug trafficking, money laundering, human trafficking, extortion, murder for hire, fraud etc. Many criminal operations engage in corruption, black marketeering, terrorism, abduction etc. Other forms of crime perpetrated by criminal groups are arms trafficking, export of contraband oil and metals, and smuggling of radioactive substances.[1] 1402276482617 Bonefish: In 1997, approximately 8,000 criminal formations operated in the country.[1][dated info] In 2000 it was estimated that nearly 50% of the nation's economy was linked with organized crime.[2][3][dated info] In 2011, Russia was rated among the leaders in homicide by the United Nations. They used rates for 2009, showing Russia had 15,954 homicides, which is about 11.2 per 100,000 people.[4] 1402276557397 Bonefish: ^(FUCKING 50%!!) The homicide rate in Russia more than tripled between 1988 and 1994 and is now among the highest in the world.[53 1402279353988 Bonefish: Russian's admire overlypowerfull dictators as there leaders,(Ivan the Terrible, All the Czars, Stalin etc.) corruption is rampant, if you have the misfortune of getting caught up in the criminal system you're screwed unless you can bribe a judge or court handling your case. Add to that, outside a major city like Moscow, squalor, poverty, backwardness. Superior culture? HA HA HA !!! Yeah right! HA! 1402280040673 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 5 (last: capeta NonComposMentis Ardamel NorwayJunkie anal85 ) , hated by 3 (last: Bonefish darkstan LemmyLaffer ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/150145/What's_the_difference_between_Americans_and_yogurt?_-_If_you_leave_yogurt_alone_ for_200_years,_it'll_grow_a_culture.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

sean connery (5) , joke (55)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1238925759295.jpg Info: JPG, 14 Kbytes (414x350) Added by: *.verizon.net (Apr 5, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: I SRSLY LOL'D! 1251962922198 Gonzo: Already knew it. Works good on forms/tests 1251994694196 crackerkiller5: SO FUCKIN FUNNY!!!!!! 1257704350451 Anonymous: win 1257713924305 ZZzzZZzz: I have this on my desktop :) 1258149564898 danie: yeah, she is. 1258150899741 \m/: ^kinda, My Milkshake Bringeth, All Ye Gentlefolk To The Yard. 1258165732789 Anonymous: Fuck Yesh! 1259910066670 Anonymous: - 930 - faggotry symbolic! 1260175099132 Anonymous: the monkey asks for a cranberry juice and the faggot bartender asks him if hes on his period. so the monkeys owner punches the bartender and breaks a beer bottle open and shoves it into the bartenders face. just then the door flys open and its a police man with a k9 unit dog. the dog runs and jumps on the monkey and starts fucking it in the monkey asshole. just then the cop shoots the 1260175299490 akingu: ROTFLMFWAO! 1260218067599 Scarhewf: your mom 1260596267498 Anonymous: Well sure she's a whore. How else do you think I afforded truck driving school? 1260599046252 Anonymous: Sho a man walksh in to a bar with a monkey. I forgot the resht of the joke but your mom ish a whore. 1263267809262 (show all comments) mantore: from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6dsmx8YmPs very funny 1263426089208 Radada: Dad, don't say that about mom ! 1274903052599 Anonymous: i only know ther short version of that joke. It goes: 'So your mom is a whore.' 1274950694608 Anonymous: SO TRUE!!! 1274950898671 Anonymous: fukin win 1283665032274 fingerofdoom: ahahahahahah 1283681604997 g-man: this fag beats his wife 1283691417264 Toxified: Thats so true. 1285366455111 Bongochops: Oh looh, it's the 80 year old Scottish wifebeater 1286098652313 ElCapitan: It's funny b/c it's.... 1286101606654 FreeBirdMarine: epic!! 1286155842430 fart: fucking sean connery kicked ass at the rock movie 1286161574729 sickfuck88: LOL fffffffffffuuuuuuuu 1286415911908 TitsMagoo: It's supposed to be - A man walks into a bar... OUCH! 1286451048139 Clownichter: Bricks have been shat! 1286505042455 Flarp: A monkey whore? Don't touch my you damned dirty ape. 1286507961458 Hitman 47: Hahahahahah!!!!!! 1291090949265 al: The man is a fucking legend, literally. 1291091393639 Greeft: A spick, a kike and a beaner walk into a bar and the barman says, "What! Is this some kinda joke?" 1291214609455 Phadrus: I was reading that in his voice. 1291216703380 BnSneky: I knew it 1291216727435 freemol: tell me something I don't know. Did you hear the one about the vampire that walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a tampon? 1291227871873 Anonymous: ROFLMFAO 1291234433861 moneypenny: I was shaken, but not stirred by that comment. 1367627434413 Anonymous: ...and so was the audience. 1367700989387 Esmeralda: She's a whore - so what? I used to halp her out when I was little 1367714917805 Crackhead Fez Monkey: A baby seal walks into a club... 1399903614697 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/8507/So_a_man_walks_into_a_bar_with_a_monkey._I_forgot_the_rest_of_the_joke_but_your_ mom_is_a_whore.

TEABAGGING - you're doing it wrong

joke (55) , sleep (129) , teabag (9)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1270944915371.png Info: PNG, 389 Kbytes (600x540) Added by: killzMinuz9 (Apr 11, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: autopusy 1274539415381 Anonymous: endoscopy 1287460719403 Helix: That's funny, this site is making me stupid 1287469019643 Clownichter: Im sure this is the literal meaning 1287532656906 djh123: lol 1312888179484 Anonymous: this is a funny tea-BAGGing ..and not the evil one lol signed angela 1323186523416 Grund1e: Good Post! 1323188022801 Anonymous: hahahaha 1323200478752 HWood: I prefer coffee... 1323216362379 huck1944: don't tell her, she is happy 1384465704306 Anonymous: bretty gut 1384466490156 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/110657/TEABAGGING_-_you're_doing_it_wrong

I CAN'T GO A NIGHT WITHOUT ROBIN..

robbin (1) , black (388) , mask (82) , batman (45) , robin (5) , joke (55)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1296430758392.jpg Info: JPG, 21 Kbytes (399x484) Added by: Anonymous (Jan 31, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Logger Man: Yeah robbing a liquare store or a poor little ol lady you fuckin Nigger!!!!! 1296478055801 Weed: Still beats Christian Bale. 1296503018868 Anonymous: fuckin niggers 1297654139694 Meximan: LMAO! 1297910997346 4c3Man: IT'S A PUN! 1297911110713 MrPerspective: Fuck dat, man, we're playing ball here, yo. No bat, man! 1298285037444 Anonymous: LOL!!! 1298332248931 Anonymous: fuck batman and robbin im robbin with a bat man 1298345819150 Anonymous: hahaha 1298364854300 MrPerspective: Rumor says that black men are more HORNY. Bat rilly, ah don't see why... M'ask why pippolz say dat? Nope, nothing here but "your friendly neiborhood Black Night". 1298520075553 Anonymous: robbin with a bat, man! lol MrP haz so much fucking Winrar! 1309901304915 Anonymous: So did crime do down with the new Batman ?? 1309915337321 Anonymous: a black bat man, now ive seen everything. 1309946892941 HWOOD: or without rapin and killin too.. NIGGER!!!! 1309971928471 (show all comments) MrPerspective: New model comes in elegant black, and is much more stealthy for crimefightin'. Yo. 1310172160846 MrPerspective: Dat mask... Dem eahz... Shoot, it's... it's SOOPAH FLY DAWG-MAN! 1310172523449 tokunbo: isit robbin or robin 1316436528562 Anonymous: Shouldn't he put somthing white on? 1316437343632 MelonKFC: He would just blend in with the night if he stripped naked 1337112091175 ernestoslime: his niggernose is stretching the mask... 1337185268771 Anonymous: Time to shut down KFC to stop niggerman 1337216269785 Anoman: His monkey nose is too big for the mask. 1337478292653 Anonymous: I can't go a night without welfare.. 1337492252662 EdwardTeach: and raping 1348939354772 Anonymous: and crack 1348951324737 RubberG: and home invasion 1348960718870 Anonymous: He can rob because he's Obama's son. 1348968103590 gookheadcrusher: turd burglar 1360725957232 Anonymous: He 1360726885580 Anonymous: He's the nigger that Detroit has right now, but does not need. He's the Dark Jamal. 1360726951906 Anonymous: i wonder if he throws 'gang signs' up for "pow","zzzap","ker-thwack" & "cabooshh!"?...(better AXE him?or maybe axe g-robin?)) 1360970152512 Anonymous: He is Blackman...YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!!!!!!! 1363226586194 Anonymous: Blackman can give me a B.Job 1363226789626 Anonymous: got a batcave to store stuff, a batbelt to sneak, hitting out west and dammit, there's gonna be a burglary - tooth fairy ran out of money so im gonna improvise 1371291191438 Anonymous: Yes, but he'd run from the searchlight! 1375006482582 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: Ardamel LemmyLaffer MrPerspective crackerkiller5 ) , hated by 1 (last: apolar ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/165742/I_CAN'T_GO_A_NIGHT_WITHOUT_ROBIN..

- HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF OBJECTOPHELIA? ITS WHEN YOUR ATTRACTED TO OBJECTS. OH I HAVE THAT. - REALLY? - YEAH, I'M ATTRACTED TO WOMEN

joke (55) , women (377) , comic (463) , object (2)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1263616076979.png Info: PNG, 35 Kbytes (723x254) Added by: Squirrely1 (Jan 16, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Noztik@RS: I lol'd!!! 1264291981249 Anonymous: drag me, drop me, treat me like an object! 1264292440882 crackerkiller5: EPIC WIN!!!!! 1272747480797 Grave: lol. 1272752540695 Warg: LOL!! I GET it!!!!! 1272758033450 Rorix: DANG 1286135854409 NORWAYchan: fuckin rofl 1286144076618 rock: bad puppy !! no biscuit 1292063062594 DERP: ZiNG !! 1302409651536 Anonymous: Ba-dosh! 1302422074958 Anonymous: so there's objectives one cant object against because of no clear motives. 1372041204602 Anonymous: women me liek, whales dunno 1372270441695 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Quasimodo Rorix ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/83851/-_HAVE_YOU_EVER_HEARD_OF_OBJECTOPHELIA?_ITS_WHEN_YOUR_ATTRACTED_TO_OBJECTS._OH_I _HAVE_THAT._-_REALLY?_-_YEAH,_I'M_ATTRACTED_TO_WOMEN

LUFTWAFFLE

waffle (3) , plane (78) , nazi (174) , joke (55)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1268573944302.jpg Info: JPG, 148 Kbytes (400x360) Added by: noob2010 (Mar 15, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Hughbie: lol at those germans... 1268635508534 KarmaPickles: needs moar maple syrup! get in here Cananda! 1268636213892 Hughbie: whoa...hold on...canada is stil getting arse raped...give 'em 5 ok? 1268636609730 KarmaPickles: We have Wisconson for the butter, reporting in. No kidneys or blood pudding, plox, Britain. 1268637183712 Hughbie: Forget about Britain...they are still having teeth brushing lessons....we are on our own... 1268637614696 KarmaPickles: German's have sausage. No wine, cheese or snails here, France. 1268637748614 Anonymoose: hahaha f-ing britain! even if there teeth were white.. they'd still be fugly! 1268644115985 KarmaPickles: Fucking Jews! Florida, this need more orange jews. 1268646816206 Sparty: haha cool war :P 1268653832559 devshade: lol 1268653858713 Anonymous: ima let you finish, but waffel SS was the best waffel of all time! 1268667951345 VolTec: As a german, I fuckin' lol'd 1293752704708 Mankind Sucks: Dive bomb their asses! 1293777431394 YuLiekPicturz: funnyest thing.. 1295117363379 (show all comments) GigaPenny the epicality of this epic pic is of epic proportions 1295119539840 TinFoilHatGuy: Off We Go Ridin' The Wild Blue Waffle... 1296125318135 MrPerspective: Needs Rule 34, stat! 1312862873352 HWood: this is funny... :^) 1312909828986 Anonymous: canadian airforce at it's best.......needs more maple syrup for the engines 1312916662986 BnSneky: i liek waffles 1312917763163 Anonymous: Cloaking device makes them syrup-titious. 1365747337161 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Wigger flarp ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/101915/LUFTWAFFLE

Supporting Kony

FaceBook (158) , Joke (55) , troll (238) , kony (10)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1331340701482.png Info: PNG, 304 Kbytes (829x1936) Added by: M4sk3dc4sp3r (Mar 10, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse M4sk3dc4sp3r: epic 1331344273602 idrankallthebeer: excellent trolling sir, excellent. 1331353086237 Penfold: that was way too easy 1331373658958 stop_facebook_2012: when facebook came up, some people assumed it would be another glorious step to a more free- and independent-minded mankind. instead, it became the perfect means for brainless global conformity. well done, zuckerjoo. 1331375095532 Anonymous: Well played. 1331382030482 Munster: Fair enough... 1331652571221 MadNiggerish: Americunts, that is all 1331652863453 gookheadcrusher: was he on Hogan's heroes? 1353471077353 RubberG: There are actualy people who exist that haven't seen Predator??? Didn't think that was possible!!! 1353515501167 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: optimusmike777 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/208414/Supporting_Kony

4chan: "Proud to be the only community on the internet where pedophilia is not a disgusting sexual perversion, but rather an inside-joke"

4chan (628) , pedo (205) , joke (55)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1248317903996.jpg Info: JPG, 872 Kbytes (1280x998) Added by: Qulcha (Jul 23, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Ok, I get it.....wait no I dont.... 1248392543954 SirRichard: Wait, I don't get it....ok, yes I do.... 1248450237946 Anonymous: nice :-) 1251244776896 Anonymous: why can't it both? 1251251721283 Anonymous: waaaaahaha i wanta CP!!!! 1251255750943 TASTYbacon: ^^^^^^^^^^^^Spineless faqots 1251283612931 randyvanburen: I get it... I get it :D 1251293014350 an hiro: it's someone searching fo the word "Loli" in Japanese. Try typing this into google and see what comes up - ロリータ 1252138991551 Anonymous: eh nothing to good 1253173531402 Anonymous: what? how? where? 1254521857220 Anonymous: Nope, its still a disgusting sexual mutation 1254523251698 Pyro: mutation? 1254523798858 sparky: no workie. i no speak internets. 1254614205110 Anonymous: sad part is the statement is 100% true. 1254771814303 (show all comments) Wuck: BAh, there are no 'perversions' anymore 1262999680285 Anonymous: Wow, WinMX. Doin it old school there. 1281073139918 TitsMagoo: While do-gooders and fanatics keep banning and protesting everything, it will remain necessary to take the piss out of them - even with something as vile as pedo. 1281089745915 blutschwingel: there are websites out there where it is not a disgusting sexual perversion but a lucrative hobby 1281487453717 Anonymous: And so begins the dive into the emerging sociological subculture known as Anon. CP and gore usually are sanctioned. Anon praises them. 1281487548486 Anonymous: if you try to paste it into winmx it just says you typed in 4 question marks..... 1290651604463 /unsee: If I could get it I'd say no. ... A likely trap anyway. 1298495853306 Anonymous: fap fap fap 1314840346945 Anonymous: Fail! Inside joke for Republican Party and Churches everywhere! 1317692005809 eyedol: your all racist pedophiles 1335249582112 halfmast: ^^ moongrim you forgot to sign in 1335250531930 Anonymous: tried this ロリータ .... dammit all I found was some pedobear unapprovable chicks in weird dolled up dresses 1345886210349 Anonymous: love love 1347375040565 Anonymous: joke? 1347671915395 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: NightStrike Sabro ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/35841/4chan:_"Proud_to_be_the_only_community_on_the_internet_where_pedophilia_is_not_a _disgusting_sexual_perversion,_but_rather_an_inside-joke"

What's the best thing about fucking twenty three year olds?

pedo (205) , convo (55) , joke (55)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1233691508384.jpg Info: JPG, 81 Kbytes (481x1728) Added by: *.externet.hu (Feb 3, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse brutalninja: LOL! funny shit! 1255776702663 cracker_killer: oh i got it!!!!....lol 1255820379160 Squirrely1: can I have two of them??? 1255881252521 Anonymous: omg i shit my pants laughing 1258846272590 Anonymous: nothing. unles u mean 20 three yr olds. 1260184446616 amon777: Nice one! 1260318793466 Anonymous: FUCK YOU NIGGER 1261699351318 Anonymous: "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace", and why mess with perfection? 1261780254718 crackerkiller5: i lol'd 1261793034268 sunseterat: Oh wow new joke. never read or heard that one B4. 1261797795927 Anonymous: this is straight pedobear shit :) 1261880923814 Anonymous: someone fuckin call me 1261884411340 Anonymous: i wanna have phone sex 1261884455360 menace: too fucking funny 1263146997882 (show all comments) Anonymous: HA! HA! Another one. 1263158086675 Pyro: Careful havin phone sex anon you may catch HEARING AIDS!! 1263268212542 naterls: LOL 1268975814561 Toner925: hahahahaha!!!! 1269411442474 Grave: Took me a minute or two... now I lol. 1269435594928 Dr. Harald Volkerts: Pedobear says YEAH ! 1269450248174 Anonymous: Has anyone here ever fucked a 3 yr old? 1269741161299 Furore23: Boy, sometimes internet humour can go to a dark place. 1278703435596 Anonymous: thats straight out of pedobears joke book part 2 1278724256362 Anonymous: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 1301972453543 Anon?: Hoo... that's a new one. Gotta try that sometime 1301973396499 anonymous 1312734668844 Anonymous: ^ i came over 9001 times 1312756569984 BLATANT: YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! That's great 1324260133231 Anonymous: sorry dude that's sick. 3 is too young for me. they must be at least 8. 1324271428881 Anonymous: uuuuuuh . . . 1324358330643 Anonymous: Lol garth marenguie 1326910831728 Anonymous: looks like that faggot sheldon from the gangbang theory 1326914739508 Anonymous: hahahaha not 1326915862808 Anonymous: twentynine year olds are even better 1327180829485 Anonymous: funny stuffs 1333659412570 Grigoriy: I'll fuck thirty nine year olds, as long as they're black and developing 1334021890480 Anonymous: Ppff HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but wrong! Very wrong! PfHAHAHAHA 1344913386854 danono: old joke is old 1345122306995 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: mrsinistertoyou adventcirno ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/1097/What's_the_best_thing_about_fucking_twenty_three_year_olds?

A shark bit off my left arm and my left leg.

shark (67) , joke (55) , cartoon (197)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1240242252317.jpg Info: JPG, 29 Kbytes (471x356) Added by: *.bredband2.com (Apr 20, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: LOLD 1263019021188 iprobablyhateyou: lmao 1263050406578 iprobablyhateyou: i lmao 1263050418819 crackerkiller5: SO MUCH LULZ!!!!!! 1263086240550 sunseterat: suck my dick 1263166514828 SickNote: FUKKEN LOL'd 1263262577591 Anonymous: if they had english accents it would be funnier try it 1276082145574 Rorix: Ahahahahahahahah 1276089278501 Kareloko: Cyanide & Happiness are the best. 1277603664519 Anonymous: ^ 1277606591835 Grave: ^^ 1277944983814 Venator21: i lol'd HARD! 1277953990519 crielie: awesome xD 1278341821658 Anonymous: i don't get it. 1279267133429 (show all comments) ElCapitan: U WIN THE GAME! 1279269780520 so_what_if___: explosm... i should see that site again...but that means... leaving this one. oh no! 1280343107506 Anonymous: the fuck.... lol 1280544223452 djh123: i dont get it ... 1313995162100 danielsimba: ^^that's all right 1314066461835 eyedol: ^^hes all right. all RIGHT, he only has his right arm and leg 1335252740311 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Banshee5 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/11638/A_shark_bit_off_my_left_arm_and_my_left_leg.

IF I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOM

joke (55) , comic (463) , sex (489) , mom (43) , convo (55) , even (1)

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Its been really hard picking a color for my iPhone

black (388) , Joke (55) , apple (62) , white (83) , racist (35)

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Why I'm going to hell

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Would you like a bag sir?

condom (51) , ugly (137) , comic (463) , joke (55) , story (203)

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

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MORTAL KOMBAT - FINISH HER

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I hate it when people joke about the holocaust, Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it.

pun (61) , reddit (6) , holocaust (10) , joke (55)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1287856217437.jpg Info: JPG, 31 Kbytes (600x382) Added by: Furore23 (Oct 23, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse lily84: win 1287860543453 sickfuck88: LOL! 1287867689214 Anonymous: Heilarious! 1287868781741 Nickeh43: BWAHAHAH! 1287890748682 Armistice: lolled hard 1288627803701 Anonymous: WUNDERBAR ! 1288633359155 ElCapitan: it's funny, then they do it in every thread and sometimes miss hard 1288768959924 sealion: phunny, from which site is this? 1289175146861 Anonymous: It's a gas. 1291254535639 blackal: make's me fuming angry. 1291254693365 Anonymous: What kind of gas does jews like? NigGAS! 1291268557226 Anonymous: reddit pun thread 1291268929802 Anonymous: ^^but only in white-founded countries, not in their IsraHell. Hypocrites... 1291269125981 Samps: C'mon guys, this isn't reich. 1291280028630 (show all comments) Munster: Auschwitz, that will probably hurts... 1291286620403 Flarp: I'm not offended by the joking near as much as the general ignorance of not learning from it 1291287045390 \m/: reddit is a fucking slow piece of SHIT!!! 1291289934505 Flarp: This is true, satan fingers. Didn't you get banned? 1291290684865 Lickathesplit: If i was Shirley, i'd wait for the final endlösung 1291299682952 Labiafreund: ach ja, ihr kinderchen mit euren scherzen. ihr aminaken fahrt sowieso alle zur hölle mit eurer verkorksten weltanschauung 1291497178540 yo: AAAAAHHHH!!!!! I LOL'D 1291497348865 Anonymous: ^^ approved 1291591209622 chrud: these comments ring holocaust they're all bad puns 1295250333872 Weed: "Hell". When you're out of arguments. 1295263815376 Spectre: I once saw somehin like this but with lightning puns, it was damn funny but I can't find it anymore, does someone have it? 1295278933185 Mankind Sucks: So a Jew walks into an oven... 1295310910437 Ranxerox: Hitler hated juice. 1295311216436 AchtungJuden!: Holohoax, "Cole in Auschwitz": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXKHw0EZrqM 1295331347653 djh123: win! 1312968332160 Anonymous: You people need to sieg heilp 1316758248160 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/154738/I_hate_it_when_people_joke_about_the_holocaust,_Anne_Frankly,_I_won't_stand_for_ it.

He died the way he lived... with animals in his heart...

steve irwin (1) , dead (135) , stingray (7) , 4chan (628) , joke (55)

Source: WEB / apina URL: http://apina.nwpshost.com/full/16108.png Info: PNG, 346 Kbytes (640x549) Added by: Choadboy (Oct 27, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: AHAHAHAHAHAH OMFGLMFFAO!!!!!! I LOL"D EXTREEMLY HARD LOLOLOLOL! 1288198287619 Anonymous: "Shot through the heart and you're to blame - you give rays a bad name..." 1288199134374 Limerick: And his anus but that won't turn up until the inside story. /rimshot 1288213288882 Pyro: Ha? 1288694190411 Anonymous: i played basketball with this dweeb when we were kids LOL 1294042691667 Pyro: say what u want but this man was a MAN! i believe if he wanted to have been killing the crocs he would have succeeded on a scale of such magnitude that they would be damn near extenct 1294043226164 KamiKinKaid: I'm with Pyro on this one. I can laugh about almost anything, but I thought he was great. 1294049787998 Giggity: Pretty sure his daughter is the product of an affair his wife had with one of the chimps. 1294055427634 Pyro: ^ idk if i was her and my husband was jumping on crocs i wouldnt piss him off 1294132698786 Anonymous: Seemed like a happy fella. Why couldn't Kanye, Bieber or Ke$ha have left this world instead? 1294142467988 Ookami: ^I agree with you there anon 1294143332267 Anonymous: Obviously the photographer who managed to maintain a perfectly aimed shot at their chests without passing out due to all the blood rushing to his pen0r. 1294143480492 Giggity: ily pyro <3 1294220184183 AvAL: ^^Are you lost? 1294220386333 (show all comments) Decrypted: bwahahahahahahaha, aval FTW 1294220414644 danielsimba: Even I will die the way I live.... with pussy on my mind and dick in my hand !! 1294610296225 Clownichter: ba-dum-tshhh 1294638008577 Midgeinc: Still pretty funny. 1310848505944 BnSneky: hahahahaha 1310849272572 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: wetodedid ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/155194/He_died_the_way_he_lived..._with_animals_in_his_heart...

CENSORED - For Your Protection

censored (2) , chan4chan (343) , april fools (4) , joke (55) , pedobear (335) , FBI (19)

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HORRIBLE JOKES ABOUT NIGGERS

ITT (354) , joke (55) , nigger (629) , racism (52) , racist (35)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1266080215510.jpg Info: JPG, 20 Kbytes (459x365) Added by: fatnigger (Feb 13, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Man goes fishing and....nigger. 1266088995231 aNOMynous: I hate it when they call eachother that 1266091078293 Tallywac: Black is beautyfull,,,,I just shit a masterpeice 1266091918967 NiggerHater: do you know why niggers hate blowjobs? hell, they hate any kind of jobs. 1266091948698 Bubble: Niggers are jokes... 1266091992765 Anonymous: A ngger is like a shit...theyre only good underwater 1266096894120 iprobablyhateyou: so two niggers walk into a bar... i forget the rest of the joke but nigger nigger nigger 1266108716581 butch2880: how do you starve a nigger..... hide his food stamps under his work boots ! 1266122365574 Anonymous: whats thedifference between a piece of dog shit and nigger??? a pice of dog shit turns white and stops stinking 1266874588578 bnsneky: Throw the Nigger from the train.......sorry wrong thread 1266874760650 ZombiexLust: If white people have darkie poop, do darkies have whie poop? 1266900983203 killzMinuz9: ^ congratulations your are all nigers now, idiots 1266901688901 Anonymous: A blonde walks into a bar with a nigger. I can't remember the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore. 1267149845665 killzMinuz9: ^hey you kids here the one about how you are all decendants of black people, it a good one, you are all bastard nigers no longer have your colour might as well been aborted before birth 1267150999241 (show all comments) Narlodapanda: there is only one way to wink at a nigger, down the barrel of a shotgun 1267154092157 AGENDORK: stupid nihher enough said 1267243529223 killzMinuz9: i agree nihhers are real pain 1267243882428 Al Campanis: Test tube Nigger? Janitor in a drum. 1267386227995 Jovi: Niggers are horrible jokes. 1267416468839 UncleStrike: How U stare a nigger...........through scope! 1269795125387 Anonymous: Wanna know how to make a nigger get all butt hurt, make dumb nigger jokes on the internet 1269796458860 Swiney: Why are niggers like sperm? 1269798913916 Swiney: Only 1 in a million work 1269798925774 Anonymous: what does a black ghost say? - jigga-boo! 1269896710614 shooptrooper: whats the difference between a parkbench and a nigger....... park bench can support a family LOL 1270185788978 meeco: What do you call a black nuclear physicist? A NIGGER! 1270251723355 GoinForSpeed: What are 3 things you can't give a nigger? black eye, fat lip, and a job 1270253927308 Anonymous: i got a tattoo of a nigger on my arm ... now my arm doesn't work! 1270695344603 insurgent: a nigger was born 1270698286204 insurgent: the jews dragged the niggers here, let them take 'em back where they got 'em. 1270698365780 Anonymous: STOP WITH THE nigger jokes theres a nigger in my family tree....we are to lazy to cut him down!!! 1270712389241 Anonymous: so a man walked into a bar but the bartender found out he was a nigger so he hung him from the tree 1271145437983 Syke: What do you call 100 niggers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. 1271149742283 the7rafe7: so a black couple walk into a restuarant and they decide to get the chicken 1271155258242 Anonymous: whats a similarity between and apple and a nigger? they both look good hanging from a tree. 1271164968756 Anonymous: What do you do if there is a nigger hanging out front? hang him out back. 1271165019268 Anonymous: Zombielux, i can confirm nigger's have white poop, my black friend took a poop and it literally was pure white no joke 1271171680139 ???: how do you stop a group of niggers from raping a white girl? show them a basketball! 1271173710585 Namefag: a guy walks in a bar...aww fuck it NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER 1271174803837 Consigliere: It's black on the outside and soft and white on the inside? A nigger with bone cancer 1271174850803 satanass: a bus with 5 niggers crash and all them die.What you call that? I call it a waste, because a bus can hold 35 niggers 1271186091468 satanass: another one: there's tow niggers in a car, one is underaged and the other has 18 years old. Whos driving ? - The police officer 1271186195148 satanass: there's two* 1271186467535 pedoburd: what do you call 710 niggers at the bottom of a pool 1272735333599 pedoburd: OIL 1272735343938 Anonymous: Whats the diff. between a dead dog on the road, and a dead nigger on the road? There are skid marks leading up to the dog. 1272736234346 AlabamaSlamma: How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.-- Why are niggers getting stronger? Tv's are getting bigger. 1272737849276 cumjackal: no need for nigger jokes, niggers are jokes themselves 1272738055439 TikiTime: Why do niggers hate aspirin? They're white, they work, and you have to pick cotton for them. 1272866155311 Anonymous: What is yellow on the outside, black on the inside and makes you laugh? A school bus full of fucking little niggers falling from a cliff 1272918454118 PENGISH: what do you call 10 niggers on the moon? a problem 1272924153839 PENGISH: what do you call a 100 niggers on the moon/ a bigger problem 1272924196453 Clownichter: why are black people so tall? Theyre negroes (knee grows) 1272945236616 Clownichter: What do u call 2 blakcs in the same sleeping bag? Twix! 1272945268141 the7rafe7: a black guy gets his dick sucked by 3 married women 1272945628484 Holtville760: whats pink and sits on your porch all day? my nigger and i can paint him any color i want 1272945992478 shooptrooper: whats the difference between a nigger and a park bench..... park bench can supprt a family 1272969591770 PENGISH: sorry, forgot to finish mine. Lemme restart.... What do you call 10 niggers on the moon? A problem. Wha do you call 100 niggers on he moon? A problem. What do you call all th niggers on the moon? Problem solved. 1273003372841 Anonymous: 2 jews walk in a bar..nigger 1273063041559 Anonymous: Know why Nigger kids don't eat Tootsie Rolls? They'll chew their fingers off! 1273258809601 Greg: uhh... nigger? 1273308432434 Haveyouseenmybike: Question is, did we evolve from the niggers, or did they devolve from us? 1273515032306 Synonymous: ^^ niggers evolved from primate feces..pfft dont they teach you anything in school? 1273515664229 langstrumpf: two niggers niggering each other. nigger 1: "hey nigga" and so on, can’t tell you the whole story but there’s a hell lotta niggering going on. I just farted a nigger casper. 1273794487984 Anonymous: what worst than a nigger? 2 niggers! 1275360678497 Anonymous: Joke: 2 Niggers, both are dead. LOL 1277417027497 yeti.machete.: the emancipation proclamation... 1277495182308 Anonymous: a bowling ball salesman is driving down the street when he sees a niglet pushing a bike with a flat tire... he offers the kid a ride and is eventually pulled over for speeding... cop says he needs to check the back of the van... when he opens the door he yells to his partner "Hey this guy is transporting nigger eggs, ones hatched and already stole a bike!!!!!!!!!!!!" 1277549452462 GoinForSpeed: what are three things you can;t give a nigger? Black eye, fat lip, and a JOB!!! 1277605816926 the7rafe7: ^ nice. how many niggers does it take to change a light bulb? I wouldnt know i couldnt see them in the dark 1277606167606 Anonymous: 2 niggers goes into bar. poor bar (bar is a common jewish name or girlz) 1278579357162 Anonymous: Son, niggers are horrible jokes. 1278588082852 nukubu: killzMinuz9 all decendants of black people? you can not be serious right? you probably believe the bible too? 1278592604596 sammijordan: why do niggers smell? so blind people can hate them too 1279424788627 Anonymous: 5 niggers die in a escalade, the only sad thing about that is an escalade seats 7 1279431044109 Bigdog: What does a nigger and a Christmass oriament have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree. 1279431719417 vengance: go up to a nigger and ask him:"how do you keep a nigger in suspense?" post results! 1279438251285 Anonymous: whats the Link between niggers and pancakes? If its black, it's a failure! 1279486106906 Moongrim: If Negroes are the Master Race how did they get enslaved? 1279496983845 Anonymous: Horrible niggers about jokes 1279498095424 Anonymous: A nigger, a cracker and a beaner all step out in front of me. Which do I run over? All of em, I'm not racist. (true story) 1279868193655 SillyNigger: Why weren't there any niggers in the Flintstones? They were still apes 1279959783972 sickfuck88: what would you call the flintstones if they were black? niggers 1280040601883 KFC: the difference between shit and nigger: when shit lies in the sun it will turn whit and stop smelling after 2 days 1280140101491 Anonymous: Whats the difference between a couch and a black man, it can support a family of 3 1280151451428 the7rafe7: whats a nigger is a nigger, well, nigger nigger am nigger nig 1280159690350 Anonymous: carlton from fresh prince is a house nigger 1280166079997 Anonymous: if you wake up during the middle of the night, your room is pitch black and your tv is floating, shout "drop it, nigger!" 1280489156233 Anonymous: niggers: totally useless harhar 1280509510490 Anonymous: why is 6 afraid of 7? 7's a nigger 1280569499791 Tht nigga: Hey, we don't hate blow jobs ecspecial when ya moms treatin 1280887700856 Tht nigga: Why did the white guy cross the road? To get away from the black guy coming toward him. 1280958768758 DouchDrill: Did you hear Hallmark was making an obama Christmas ornament? They want to give Americans the gift they all want, that nigger hanging in a tree! 1280958824464 Tht nigga: How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a golf ball. 1280959028536 Anonymous: Once there was this nice nigger............................ 1280979910611 Anonymous: Everyone reading this post. 1285258949228 Anonymous: hey i used to have a friend that was black..till my dad sold him. 1285261182470 Anonymous: A Nigger that doesn't deal dope.... Thats a fucking joke 1285286170539 Anonymous: killzMinuz9 can't make decisions without her television. I wanna see her stripped (that stupid cunt) 1285287796392 Anonymous: How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway? Depends on how thin you spread them. 1285288052484 Anonymous: a beaner, a nigger and a gook walk into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here". 1285659537422 Anonymous: black people account for only 12 percent of the U.S. population, an estimated 44 percent of all prisoners in the United States are black. 1285737340674 Hail Cessar: a jew a poelock and a nigger walk into a bar ,the bartender kills them end of story 1285743595159 mihas777: what you throw to a nigger that is drowning? his wife and kids 1285768457220 Anonymous: well i dont really know any nigger joWAIT!! WHERES MY FUCKING CAR!!?? 1285803485614 killerinstinct: Im sorry mam yo son is a niglet 1285881672696 Anonymous: niggers are shit 1286291396154 fart: I have a dream... of chicken wings and grape drink! (did it rhymed?) 1286291566514 Anonymous: Horrible jokes about niggers don't excist. They're always funny 1286304517852 cold: look how much a nigga has touch your life ....all of you came together as one in the hate of a people....yall should be very proud 1286330180596 Anonymous: Last time I saw one of 'em as higher-ups, they were from trees. 1286424760110 Anonymous: The bad thing about bein a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven. 1286451140386 YuLiekPicturz: Nigger goes to store takes something and pays for it.. LOL! 1286463531160 ImYourMomBIATCH: Putin shooting nigger<><>>><<<><> 1286472112449 George: The only horrible jokes about niggers are the ones where they survive. 1286830612415 coolfacetroll: nigger women name the children by collecting a whole bunch of scrabble pieces and putting em all together 1286839713563 Ironmikie: Bubble wins this round 1286850797334 Anonymous: what do you call a white guy around 10 niggers... foot ball coach... 1286859994939 Anonymous: what do you call a white guy around 100 niggers... basketball coach... 1286860021978 Paraguay: Nigger stole my joke! 1286927919400 Anonymous: Why did the Niglette cry when he stepped in a pile of shit? Cuz he thought he was melting 1286927998482 FuckNiggers: What do you get when you take a nigger and put him on an island? One berserk monkey. 1286928250566 Alkarnur: Nigger: "Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?!" White Guy: "I don't listen to Hip Hop!" 1286930223978 Anonymous: A black guy, a gorilla, and a racist walk into a bar, but the bartender only had to kick one guy out. 1286934824945 BanHammer: He kicks out the white guy, clearly it's a zoo or an aids bar. 1286947085194 Nukubu: shit about white men descending from black men might be right, but that's only the more reason for us to be proud, considering WE (whites) have evolved and you (coons) stayed apelike 1286981598582 Tokolosh: Why was white chocolate invented? So little black kids could get dirty with chocolate too 1286981810238 Lupa: a black boy gets hold of some white paint and paints him self white his mom sees it as he comes out of the back room and gives him a hell of a hiding , he turns around a sais I havent been white 5mins and I already have crap with the niggers 1286995561521 George: Nigger got a job. Noooooooo! 1287778154445 Anonymousmc: Did you hear about that black kid with diarehha? thought he was melting. 1287951025748 anon: Q: What is a dead nigger? A: A good nigger. 1287952903152 Anonymous: how long does it take for a nigger to take a shit........about nine months 1288171845858 Anonymous: White man jumps off 10 story building and lives, stupid nigger sees this and tries it too. he fo course dies when he hits the ground. Passerby says to friend "aww..thats just Superman fucking with the niggers again!" 1288178889602 Anonymous: White man tells his black neighbor how much better he is than nigger. Black man says ' yeah, well, at least I don't have niggers living next door'! 1288179093394 Anonymous: How do you keep Nigger from going out?.................Pour more gas on them 1288179430253 Anonymous: What is the difference between a nigger and a wetback? Answer: Wetbacks had to swim across water to get here, while the white man gave the niggers a free ride (and still do). 1288404762830 anonymous 1288407151512 emcee: Biggest waste of energy in the universe? An unsupervised nigger. 1288412004578 FlARP: I l ike the playful 'jigaboo' kind of jokes. But, I know when to say when. There sure is a lot of genuine hatred for people that have black in them. Yes, some people act like the stereotypes. But, the majority that I have met or known act like everyone else. I think if I was black, I would hate the people that act the stereotype more than the white people seem to. 1288428461624 Leashedhate: Knock, knock. Who's there?...a nigger, hah hah hah. 1288429599871 Judus420: How many niggers do you think it took to tar that roof? 2 if you slice 'em thin. 1288654759398 BnSneky: How do keep Niggers from going out?? Throw more gas on them 1288655632844 Anonymous: what is the most confusing day in harlem? - fathers day! 1288661474220 aPerson: ^ lol 1288661557272 Anonymous: Why do niggers have big dicks? because God felt sorry for what he did to thier hair. 1288661815296 Anonymous: "H O R R I B L E" you say? ---> Why are Niggers so tall? Because their knees grow. 1288662607407 REDNECK: what would you call the flintstones if they were black? 1288676165750 REDNECK: niggers 1288676199643 xes: what do you call a nigger buried up to his head in cement? answer: not enough cement 1289008102395 Anonymous: I'm Black 1290725592258 Anonymous: Why don't niggers have Ho Downs? Because every time they do all of the nigger women drop to the floor. 1290736538905 Anonymous: A trucker hauling bowling balls stops to give a ride to a black man with a bike that has a flat tire but tells him he has to ride in the trailer cause there is no room up front. On down the road a cop pulls him over and on a hunch checks the trailer. He runs from the trailer to his car where he calls in "I need help! This guy has a load of nigger eggs, ones already hatched and stolen a bike!" 1290736856963 ~Killer~: Whats pay-less shoes and the post office got in common? They both have over 10 thou black loafers. 1291529908219 OMFGITSBOXXY: I am 12 AND WAT IS DIS 1291531684794 Munster: I awake at midnight last night, and i found my tv floating around my bedroom, i thought wow i've must be sleepy, that can't be real and i went to sleep again... later that morning i've found that a black men stole my fuckin tv... not a joke, fuckin camouflage i tell you... 1291542225937 Focktor: Nigas are monkey with names! 1291542469250 Anonymous': wats the difference between a niger and a niger....niger 1291544051631 CRZ: Why are niggers buried face down and with their ass out of the ground? So you can park your bike when you go visit your relatives... 1291568885422 Anonymous: What jokes? Everytime they speak it's comical! Listen to Beyonce Knowles speak unscripted. "Y'alls y'all y'allin y'allded y'allified." Make a drinking game out of it! 1291575039571 NiggerLyncher: What do you say to a nigger in a dark room when you are trying to find him?..........Smile, Jamal! 1291592278221 Anonymous: See....there's this hip-hop music. It makes white girls lust for niggers....OH WAIT. 1291759574943 Anonymous: Notice there were no niggers on the Jetsons? Future looks bright doesn't it? 1291760574820 fav: What do nigger kids get for Christmas? Your bike. 1291845447704 Anonymous: Why do they smell so bad? 1291859505628 Munster: How do you stop a nigger from drowning?... take your foot off the back of his head... 1291877804930 Limerick: So what killzminuz is saying is that they can learn to better themselves? Well now they've no excuse at all. 1291885224293 gridlock: Nigger, nigger Tellin' lies Black face and bloodshot eyes Crooked toes and crooked nose That's the way a nigger goes 1291885864776 gridlock: johnny rebel is the best 1291885902608 Grund1e: Q: How do you starve a nigger to death? A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots. 1291940077673 Anonymous: Lighten up you bastards!! If it wasn't for niggers, we would not have wet suits or velcro!! 'Sides, who would pick the fookin' cotton?? 1291941409609 Anonymous: What are 3 things christmas lights and niggers have in common? Only half of them work, the ones that do work are not so bright, and you hang em from a tree! 1291943466787 FAPITY FAP FAP: What did the black baby say to his mom when he had diareah? Mommy I'm Melting!!!! 1292016831828 Anonymous: Im probably fucked on e whte girl per every rascist joke on here. Make me feel good kowing that YOUR daughters are chokin on my dick 1292019457790 gancho: niggggggggggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers 1292021083663 Anonymous: hey u nigger 2 post previous to mine^^, THEY AREN'T JOKES IF THEY'RE FACTS!!! 1292224866703 Anonymous: ^^^ your a nigger. The worst punishment there is. Dumb nigger on prison computer. 1292234918524 trabunco: Niggers were brought to America wearing chains. Now, their "bling" is all chains and stuff. Face it, negroes, you were born to be discriminated! 1292300458911 Anonymous: a guy walks into a nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger 1292318014192 Anonymous: Jokes? Have you heard them speak? 1292319133367 Anonymous: Why so nigger? 1292332831900 FAPITY FAP FAP: Why did so many niggers die in the Vietnam War? Because when the Sergent yelled "Get down" and they all started dancing 1292372506434 ilah: funny joke haha. niggers were here b4 whitefuckwads 1292372550808 Anonymous: ^ funny joke haha. your a stupid nigger. 1292375222740 blackal: Niggers here first, that's bullshit, just more Jew lies. 1292375716630 Anonymous: what does a nigger and a medium pizza have in common? no matter what anyone tells you neither can feed a family of four 1292460180507 Anonymous: Did you hear the one about the responsible black guy? 1292475101492 Anonymous: How do you get a nigger out of the tree? You cut the rope. 1296792221962 Anonymous: Q: What do you call a nigger with a bicycle? A: Thief 1296793057361 Anonymous: Why are niggers fast? the slow ones are in jail. What do the KKK and Nike have in common? they make niggers run faster. im not racist. racism is a crime and crime is for niggers. >:D 1296793351657 Nigger H8r: What do you call a nigger in a 3-piece suit? A: Defendant 1296793565794 Anonymous: Niggers gonna Nig 1296793878818 Nigger H8r: Q: what do you do after you run over a black man? A: Back up the car. 1296794221986 Evilpinwheel: what do you do when you see a nigger hoppin around on one leg squaukin like a chiken? Stop laughing and shoot him again 1296799491291 MAELSTHUR: why you all give too importance to niggers? I dont understand 1296836980670 Anonymous: THE JOKES JUST WRITE THEMSELVES 1296872869169 Anonymous: What do you call mike tyson with no arms? Nigger nigger nigger 1296958712797 Anonymous: This nigger was filling out a job application.... LMFAO 1296973800640 Anonymous: Why did the nigger cross the road? To get to the chicken 1296977932113 CheeseofdarknesS: Hey look a big poop... oh no its a nigger!!! 1297251813806 gov'na: Jokes about niggers can never be horrible 1297272128333 Anonymous: What's LONG and HARD on a NIGGER? KINDERGARTEN! 1298281550126 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: wally420 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/91991/HORRIBLE_JOKES_ABOUT_NIGGERS

Where should I eat?

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/11/17/15/where-should-i-eat-24212-1258489740-34.jpg Info: JPG, 544 Kbytes (600x1126) Added by: Redrocco (Jan 20, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Furore23: Spluh, Milliways. 1277826798527 Anonymous: pizza hut for me then. 1277854704238 Anonymous: funny shit 1277856861477 Staples: Well done 1296283338750 brassmonkee: Waffle fries and bbq...wish there was a C-f-A in Bay Area. Fukkers! 1296297294831 StormTrooper: Fail. No Chick-fil-A, Sonic, White Castle, Jack-In-The-Box, Long John Silver's, or In-N-Out anywhere within at least 100 miles. 1296332642130 Weed: Oh, everything here will kill you. Run. 1296338593219 Hammy: I only had one choice - Tims :) 1296358757719 Anonymous: in-n-out motherfuckers!! 1296362689621 Anonymous: ^ "Monster Style" FTW! 1296363043114 vengance: been to TimHortins b4 best food and coffee FFS! CHOOCH IT!!!!!!! 1296364322432 SouthernPride: time for jack in the box i guess oh, and this is very old, my ghetto ass city has almost all of those 1296372439870 Anonymous: Eat at home. Its cheaper and you know a stinking dirty nigger didnt touch your food. 1296387113656 Anonymous: it should just say if you are a nigger jump to KFC 1296410676939 (show all comments) Anonymous: what is "would you ever eat at arbys" supposed to mean? 1296452367865 Anonymous: arby's is the BOMB 1296452381934 Anonymous: cool post, bro! 1296453080388 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/85006/Where_should_I_eat?

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