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HEY ATHEISTS: If god doesn't exist, then how jesus walked on water? CHECKMATE.
Religion atheist itt question checkmate religion (396) , atheist (50) , itt (354) , question (218) , checkmate (1)

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Grave: Yeah atheists, how?1276768240420
Anonymous: If God exists then why does he let people write books full of fiction and lies, and claim it's his word?1276768345160
devshade: because he is FUCKING HOOVER-JESUS!!!!!1276769332560

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Furore23: He used boat-shoes.1276790217993
Cleetus: Because it was fucking Frozen.1276880408396
AlienNation: When the sun (son) rises or sets at the horizon, you see the cross and that's how the sun walk on the water.1276881815525
Sasi: Because he walked on an oil slick from a BP (Bethlehem Petroleum) spill.1276889227656
Anonymous: who´s there to proof the water walking?1276952750406
zbloh: the people who made up the walk-on-water-story were probably on meth or lsd1276954158968
the7rafe7: i lol'd and then i was like stiltz1276962321711
cybersinner: Sand bar1276981235313
Sasi: Jesus was not a mesías, but a ship. There were some translation errors in the Bible.1277003208883
Sasi: ^I meant "Messiah"1277003335676

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Hey atheists, if god doesn't exist, where did humans come from? - Check and mate.
Religion question itt religion (396) , question (218) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: Sure. I can see how the simple mind would struggle with any explanation that goes beyond the idea of some divine magician pulling humans out of his hat.1272632017717
New baby: I came out of my mummys pum pum.1272644009116
Greeft: ^ 9 months after I went in!1272653978934
niedergang: Do trolls even TRY these days? Anyone who rages at this picture has got to have the mind of a 10 year old.1272666522473
Anonymous: If Santa doesn't exist, where does my xmas gifts come from? Q.E.D.1272678162309
Anonymous: Humans came from the easter bunny. Animals came from the tooth fairy1272684845147
Aalfred666: no its not check mate. i dont belive we as humanity evolved on this planet. take a moment and look around you. no other animal on this planet can create what we can create, god is the name of our mother ship that crashlanded here millions of years ago.1272685308950
Anonymous: ^^lulz were had1272685611884
Anonymous: Tha fucking MAGIC up in this bitch! That's where!...1272686687978
Anonymous: no one really knows, giggle dick.1272694614800
CreepisKryp: Aalfred666, Perhaps these Alien Ancestors of Humans were "The Old Ones" that came from that PRE-GENESIS Darkness. Wouldn't that be cool? Playing "Imagination" is fun. ;D1272710681755
Greeft: URANUS1272715573449
Anonymous: If my anus dont exist, where did vanilla icecream come from?1272726519846
!: dumbass Christians, humans congealed by accident from slime - for no reason at all! Christians are so stupid1272761058606

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IF GOD IS IN YOUR HEART THEN WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE HEART ATTACKS
Itt question god religion itt (354) , question (218) , god (79) , religion (396)

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Dr. Dietmar Posselt: Because god fapped in their hearts.1279870885220
TwoFaced: ^ WIN1279873868835
Anonymous: Because God is HUNGRYYYY!1279881521164
athiest: god doesn't care about your hearth1279885885588
Pyro: Cos he gets pissed and attacks1279992191454
the7rafe7: lol1279992532381
Greeft: Cos God is an evil CUNT!1279993033853
Anonymous: because Satan is in their Kidney1279999961337
gympervert: Cos god got an erection and fuked your arteries1282482685957
so_what_if___: because goed doesnt exist and people die of illnesses, bullits, chemicals, industrial accidents, murphy's law, law of the jungle.1282759141810
Anonymous: FRED PWNED 0 SUBS1282759274194
Grave: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart1282760732719
Grave: I don't see him!1282760740891
Antiphon: Every time god masturbates, you will get a heart attack....1282767227825

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Atheists: If the big bang is true then why didn't our earth explode?
Religion itt question atheist religion (396) , itt (354) , question (218) , atheist (50)

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phirephitr: if you understood reality you would be able to answer this question for yourself1265569392136
Anonymous: <- Lol epis fail! (No wonder this idiot belives in Santa and god)1265569862304
Anonymous: Actually, the bing bang is a theory. Nobody claims it is a certain and undeniable truth. But, to answer your question, there was no earth to destroy before the bang. To keep it simple, the earth and everything else is debris from the bang1265571740732
Anonymous: Christians amaze me with thier lack of common sense1265572547682
Anonymous: if they had common sense they wouldn't be a christian1265590637215
gmode: i am a Christian and you newfags obviously have no sense - common or otherwise1265600146427
Anonymous: anybody who believes anything for no good reason is a moron, and unfortunately all religions involve doing this.1265679301108
Anonymous: I LOLED SO MUCH1266216118739
Anonymous: some people make such stupid meme's1266218268175
KarmaPickles: If we get to use retards for meme than at least we can do is let them make memes. potato1266218887842
Anonymous: because the erth was form by peices of the big bang, thus it did not exist during it, duh1266246223265
phirephitr: hey christians why dont you explain the 2% difference between human and chimp DNA1266247443240
Anonymous: because ya motha was on the pill1266632816877
Anonymous: Everybody: Why is fuck?1266634776823

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HOW DID THE DINOSAURS DIE? - After Dinosaurs ate everything on Earth, they dug deep into the ground to search for food.
Dinosaur itt religion question dinosaur (57) , itt (354) , religion (396) , question (218)

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darkstan: That explains a lot. Thanks, Internet.1279166656436
bananaman: creationismfags1279215338433
Anonymous: Wikedpedia !1279216965133
the7rafe7: god smited them and told them they never existed1279226350961
Greeft: Well why didn't they find the shovels? Answer that one creationists.1279232195590
ElCapitan: they ated everything, and cavemans ated them... the end1279245642320
darkstan: LOL @ Greeft. The shovels! Ha!1279245884357
Drehdich: the shovels were made of swiss chocolate and that’s why nobody ever found any1293499948588
PurpleStickyRice: my mom said the dinosaurs died because i touch my private parts.1293501082806
Anonymous: Jeez, those lizzards invented the shovel?.....1298825770460
Anonymous: At least they tried. Unlike niggers who would just sit there and starve to death.1298828190922
Psilofyr: Human beings came down and spaceships and wiped them out. Then humans had children and let them live on earth but not on their spaceships.1298861610493
XITS: pix or it didn't happen; hmm, artwork IS convincing, ok, i'm sold1314581632181
Anonymous: Obviously, Noah didn't take them on the ark with him. He did take mosquitoes though.1314588769294

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HEY CHRISTIANS, IF GOD EXISTS, HOW COME HE DOESN'T EXIST?
Itt religion troll question atheist itt (354) , religion (396) , troll (237) , question (218) , atheist (50)

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AmusingMuse: Hey atheists, where did all the matter and energy for the big bang come from before the big bang, and before the before the big bang and so on and so forth. There has to be a starting point somewhere.1285659167662
Bongochops: Fussion. That is all1285659302226
Bongochops: Fission. poor typing1285659321822
Greeft: I think the point OP is making, is what was there to fiss in the first place?1285676807210
Anonymous: Why are there still monkeys? Why haven't they all evolved?1285677595727
dodgeboy: why does beer run out ?1285681084270
Anonymous: Hey Muse, where did God come from and so on and so forth. Starting point?1285720746532
chrud: why does cum stain everything?1285720911230
Limerick: You aren't fapping hard enough.1285720961270
Anonymous: Why do you think monkeys haven't evolved? The monkeys we know today are most likely not the same monkeys that humans evolved from. Both species are different branches that have most likely evolved from a common ancestor. You might as well ask why there are still domestic cats when there are also lions and tigers and so on. Evolution goes into many directions.1285720986492
Mutt: We split off from them more than 6 million years ago and have both been evolving ever since. Point of interest: our crab lice are decended from gorilla lice.1285721484619
Anonymous: a better question - why does anybody sane treat religious fanatics as anything other than the self deluded RETARDS they obviously are?!1285723236426
Anonymous: I guess deep down, most people don't believe that religious people are that retarded and hope they are dealing with people who are just mildly retarded or just deeply ignorant. Unfortunately, most religious fags are complete nutcases who will never be able to understand anything.1285728007758
AmusingMuse: For starters: According to the bible God exists outside of time and space. According to the rules of physics matter and energy cannot exist outside of time and space. Secondly: just because I beleive in anything doesn't make me even mildly retarded it just makes me have hope that there is something better than a world that labels people as "religious fags".1285739420954

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CHRISTIANS - If GOD is real then why do you not want to die?
God Question religion christian itt god (79) , Question (218) , religion (396) , christian (50) , itt (354)

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Sasi: It's a good question. Why the Popemobile has bulletproof glass windows?1279055357345
Wr104Gamma: Ill ogic vs instinct 1011279341308355
Greeft: The Columbine Boys were providing a service and helping the dumbfuck believers meet their creator a little sooner!1279345761955
Arsonist: idk1279345781393
Anonymous: "everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die"1282867515696
Anonymous: My shrink says I have no empathy for anyone.... and I have no fear of death... go figure.1282871265677
Draugh: Suicide is a mortal sin depending on who you ask. Something about throwing god's gift of life back in his face and getting sent to hell.1282874158471
Anonymous: THE DIE AN ETERNAL DESTRUCTION....TO BE NO MORE ...TO NOT BE IN GOD'S REMEMBERENCE IS WHY I DONT WANT TO "DIE" WITHOUT ACCEPTING THE GIFT OF HAPPY EVERLASING LIFE THROUGH JESUS' OBIDENCE TO THE CREATORS WILL.1282882943783
Anonymous: If suicide wasn't a sin everyone would be killing themselves and if everyone is dead the Vatican can't make their money.1282883230951
Anonymous: same reason u dont get ner a blonde1284847159829
ThelemicMage: lol 3783. If you're not trolling, you got your fuckin balls trolled through your intestines on this one.1284852046598
Anonymous: not all christians are certain they will go to heaven. they don't want to face that uncertainty.1284853309922
Anonymous: God gives hope not suicidal zeal1284853559131
Anonymous: Unless your a Muslim I must correct.1284853589385

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HEY ATHIESTS: If God isn't real - How come Jesus died for our sins?
Religion itt troll question religion (396) , itt (354) , troll (237) , question (218)

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Why are you an atheist?
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Anonymous: because that's the default state of humanity until someone convinces you of some ridiculous shit1268740558907
Anonymous: because I don't have imaginary friends :-(1268743808549
Anonymous: well said 89071268749700926
beepb00p: God commanded it of me.1268750423688
Hughbie: spot on anon 8097....we all start out like that...then others fuck it up...or try to to. Thank fuck they failed on me.1268753533246
bananaman: I dropped acid1268757773874
Anonymous: Why dont you belive in santa?1268766460850
Anonymous: god defriended me1268767147382
Anonymous: I don't believe in the tooth fairy, santa claus, unicorns, or centaurs either. Ditto Zues, Hera, Aphrodite, et al. Obviously false mythology is still obviously false mythology, regardless of if it's ancient or current.1268775910954
Anonymous: ^don't believe in unicorns? you're going to hell.1268776452342
KarmaPickles: "An atheist has to know a lot more than I know. "I'm agnostic", Carl Sagan. Who am I to say there is NO God. I have no proof he doesn't exist. I do have proof he really sucks sometimes.1268787105740
Anonymous: ^i'm agnostic, as well. it doesn't matter what anyone believes or doesn't believe, as long as they don't try to push their crap on me.1268787619260
Acemon: Because God told me he didn't exist.1268788148405
iprobablyhateyou: because i went to catholic school my whole life... made the decision easy1268789018732

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