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Convicted killer got over $30,000 unemployment while in LA jail
Story cheat benefit article story (203) , cheat (19) , benefit (2) , article (57)

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fiveby5: this is why gov't can't be trusted to manage ANYTHING...1330990244499
fiveby5: & i hate to comment twice on my own submit, but i 4got that on top of being jailed for murder and fraudulently receiving benefits AND having a murder fresco on his chest, the guy HAS TWO GIRLFRIENDS!?! ...livin' the dream1330990454421
Quantum69: ^he's a beaner, what else did you expect from this 'ese'?1331015888652
spz557: why they even bother keeping these cunts, 'convicted of killing another gang member'. Who gives a fuck, do what China would do, kill the cunt and send the cost of the bullet(s) to the family.1331028183818
RubberG: "a tattoo on his chest of the crime scene" Detectives had it easy on this one.1331030345781
Itzcuintle: ^Not only of the crimescene but of the crime itself. Allthough the victim is depicted as a peanutman.1331040486700
Anonymous: it's in comic fucking sans1338499058974
Anonymous: no more prisons. just deep mass graves. gang bangers first. then their families . buried alive1340555172274
Anonymous: What did he spend it on? lol1341115782737
Anonymous: lol WIN i hope he bought guns,drugs and hoes1343656809933
Anonymous: keep allowing garbage into the US. The subhuman spic in the picture needs to be killed and so does its beaner kind.1343707298589
crewsey: look at his pic. he looks like one of those thaiwanese drag queens1343707451885
Derpina: Really? Comic sans was the font choice?1377246780218
Bulbasaur111919: I'm suspicious of his 45 year old 'girlfriend'. Only 2 years younger than his dad was she? Probably a similar age to his mum...1377248724493

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ONCE UPON A TIME - a prince asked a beautiful princess - WILL YOU MARRY ME? ~ the princess said ~ NO
Single women story wedding marriage tale single (3) , women (379) , story (203) , wedding (30) , marriage (14) , tale (6)

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Twinchlian: Perfect. Anon, dear, I love you, could you make the same one but about a guy who gets kicked out of his house and then all this awesome shit happens? Cuz, that would be true, that would be me, and I'd send it to my ex-wife just to spite her.1309297067726
Anonymous: this makes me sad. Everything I can't do :(1309297416470
Anonymous: living the dream1309319017452
Anonymous: looks legit1309319969701
chumpno1: true story1309348981110
MrPerspective: Aww, so sweet & poetic! When's Disney making the feature-length animated movie?1309395047369
Anonymous: seriously, tho. at 37 i am contemplating that marriage is way overrated. no? i suppose society would only look down on me... in jealousy. hmm... wat do.1309742468212
Anonymous: ^ do anything but bitch on the internet1309773510329
nigel: i like that farry tail1309782111338
Anonymous: ^3 A preferable strategem for those seeking success is to pursue money, rather than 'bitches'. Underpinning this idea is the as-yet-untested theory that suggests a negative correlation between success and women.1309815381564
MrPerspective: When you gots money, you'll gets da girls, and they'll be a-swarmin'!1310275686336
MrPerspective: ...and they'll be ass-warmin' too, of course. XD1310275723196
djh123: what a boring story.1310275790441
Anonymous: boring for her, maybe. it sounds like they both got what they deserved.1310275954407

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4chan sperm story cum bank yoghurt
4chan sperm story cum bank yoghurt 4chan (628) , sperm (23) , story (203) , cum (324) , bank (10) , yoghurt (2)

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Rorix: LOL!!!1318338355863
MrSandyNigger: The force is strong with this one.1318344449967
Flarp: Peter Griffin strikes again1319550559810
sumdumfukr: bullshit.1321170804357
Anonymous: Absolute bullshit.1321330951962
InternetH8Machine: Fake troll is fake1324763149930
Anonymous: if only this was true1324776434356
Anonymous: Fake troll is fake, but funny as fuck1336491839250
Limerick: r9k in a nutshell.1375772351958
Magister: Hilarious, but pics or it didn't happen.1429297171753
Anonymous: "Can I use part of your post in my website if I link you back?"1429300426480
Anonymous: Someone's level of stupidity just hit a new low.1433106375688
Lavalancer: "Tubbaware" = OP is non compos mentis1433250999172
Khalthar: Someone needs to get drunk and try this.1444294432384
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MUM GTFO TEH COMPUTERS ITS MY TURN NAO
4chan family fffuuu story 4chan (628) , family (209) , fffuuu (438) , story (203)

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Anonymous: sooooooooooooo epic1254125304421
Stu: i'd keep suckin' on it1254154389863
Bubble: kinda get, but cant be your mom, how she reply if u is on the net? little FAIL... but COOL STORIE BRO!1254156725183
heeeeeeers---: i would keep sucking too, damn, very hot.1254168951753
CK: Open door, place genitles in door frame, begin slamming door until testicles appear in a white milky substance, job well done1254169557928
Anonymous: Lol1254179149989
Anon: N'AWMYGWAD! FUNNEH1254181228924
Drilldo!: thought that tasted a little musky...1254232247188
Anonymous: hahahahaha1254272178260
Anonymous: tl;dr1254402427652
Anonymous: incoming ROFLCOPTER!1254431599866
zalzankavol: Fucking good one!1255274472753
Anonymous: mmmm mum tastes great less filling1255289206755
toxic: lol!1255290955985

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Cat survives gas chamber twice - The newspaper reports the cat has since been adopted and shelter officials are investigating why the gassing failed.
Cat gas story escape shelter cat (896) , gas (14) , story (203) , escape (26) , shelter (2)

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Moongrim: Terminator Kitteh1326204637157
MrSandynigger: Schroedinger level OVER 9000!!!1326210098215
darkstan: This post rules.1326233178277
fiveby5: poor kitteh down to seven lives left1326235666121
slut collector: Rasputin kitty1328032233660
Anonymous: That is one badass cat!1329166496842
Anonymous: Only 7 lifes left...1329166669275
fiveby5: ^you couldn't have read 7 posts to see that your blatantly obvious, reductive, and totally unoriginal comment had obviously, blatantly, and unoriginally been previously typed a mere 4 comments ago? Well, THAT JUST HAPPENED, & now I have to live with the fact that I am thinking @ an anon level of fuck all in my brain. Feels good man.1436242205872
Stephan1e: Could they have just drowned it in a bucket?1436248064838
Anonymous: And in the future cats will control america, have america fight all it's filthy wars and america will continually send trillions of dollars to the cats1436549750492
oooEYEooo: R.I.P Jew Cats1436633360910
Anonymous: Next time use .22 cal.1436666895989
Anonymous: The same thing happened to some guy who was about to be executed, but he was a very clever engineer so he told them where the problem was.1441130268792
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POLICE ARREST MAN FOR HAVING SEX WITH DOG
Scooby shaggy beast news story IRL lookalike scooby (11) , shaggy (4) , beast (125) , news (207) , story (203) , IRL (126) , lookalike (19)

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Legion: a rottweiler?? really?? maybe he's tougher than he looks, or the dog was a slut.1276585272962
Anonymous: always knew it would end up like this...1276591830649
iprobablyhateyou: the dog gave me a scooby snack1276613766532
Creedmoor: He fucked Casey Kasem?1276619264449
HOLLYWOOD: HA HA HA HA1287685735494
BnSneky: He does have that look1287685975529
Anonymous: woof woof herpa derpa1287686595665
sUNz: AHHAHA1287772357517
fLARP: Wait, are we talking consentual dox sex, or dog raep? The former is wholly a consentual act, and being so, Scooby Doo should not be canceled1287775214287
Anonymous: fuckin' furries.1287779057598
ThisOne: Zoinks.1287782682550
Anonymous: Rottweiler's are gay.1287835813593
Five1337: Fuck I laughed hard.1287836864762
Grave: ho. ly. shit.1288118847605

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Atheists plan to spiff up CR98 Saturday of annointing oil left by Christians a year ago
Religion news story atheist troll religion (396) , news (207) , story (203) , atheist (50) , troll (238)

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Lexicon: But burn a Koran day is soundly denounced.1332306557317
Bunglicker: ^ What the hell does burn the Koran day have to do with this?1332312591977
Lexicon: Some atheists decide to trivialize and desecrate some Christian thing, and it's all fun and giggles at the expense of the Jesus lovers. Do the same thing to something Muslim, and it's a national issue.1332313470336
Quantum69: ^Feelsgoodman.jpg1332319001459
Magister: @Lexicon: Totally agree. Atheists are mostly SJW pussies who desecrate Chriistianity because they know they're not going to get a backlash from the community. Do it to something pigslamic, a religion that needs reform infinitely more than xtianity, and they shy away. Pussies. They think they're being wise and free, meanwhile only perpetuating the idea that islamicunts can use religion to censor1429294237372
Magister: freedom.1429294242610
Anonymous: The neo-atheists trolls in here are breathtakingly stupid. They have no self-awareness, no depth, and no sense of introspection whatsoever. And their obnoxious hubris that is completely without warrant in their sophomoric intellectual abilities is beyond compare.1430540466685
Anonymous: ^ you sir, either are trolling religion, or making sure they are religious in and of themselves, i salute you for trolling me. good day sir! o71430545687251
fiveby5: ^^zzz1436239481266
Crackhead Fezmonkey: We need religion to comfort us from the unspeakable horror that religion causes.1436240908807
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EPIC STONER TALE #327
Comic stoned money story comic (464) , stoned (13) , money (145) , story (203)

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Anonymous: #11269785583834
boris_sklep: lol1270476861228
Anonymous: WOOHOO!!!1274319119209
Grave: fuck yea1275539252943
Anonymous: LOL EPIC1275541215835
Anonymous: dime, dime, QUARTER, wait fuck, nickel. awesome story bro, keep walking1275725820536
Swiney: Whats sunkist?1275735169431
mh: ^Like Fanta1275735264138
the7rafe7: what did he do with the remaining nickel?1278835382830
Gotteslast: cool story bro but you forgot to draw the foot above your head from which the sunkist is pouring in your mouth1283225843816
Pyro: Hell yeah brah all the time1283581075369
Anonymous: weed is for NIGGERS, have some god damned self respect1283589376686
Poopalotacus: ^^^1287579628461
Poopalotacus: Fuck you and the government you trust to baby sit you.1287579685384

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Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
Popeyes customer moot story satisfaction popeyes (1) , customer (1) , moot (36) , story (203) , satisfaction (3)

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Furore23: This sounds excellent, I believe I shall book my next family gathering there, we do love a little offal and necrobestiality with our dining experi- AAAWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUTT?!?!?1275666013273
cybersinner: And then the guns opened fire on the Hitler Youth Academy.1275681481484
cybersinner: Oops, wrong thread!1275681509850
Anonymous: WTF? a white guy ate @ a popeye's?! this does not compute!1275681760494
Anonymous: lmao1275691229101
jacooker: The rest of my life, I shall never look at a horse or chicken without tihinking of this story1280051034432
RussiA: oh wow thats ruff so glad theres no popeyes in australia1280287344614
Dr.Goebbels: Damn ... now I feel hungry enough to eat a horse and then fuck one1280288449210
Anonymous: Maybe they will send you some coupons1280289855422
Toxified: Nobody does it like popeye's ;D1307131741202
Squirrley1: Poor horse... :((((I haz a sads...1307142853508
Anonymous: FAKE MOOT WOULD NEVER WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS1307148113268
Anonymous: FAKE FAKE1307157147611
Anonymous: who wrote this?1307157195494

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AND I'VE SEEN ALOT OF PEOPLE WONDERING WHATS THE STORY BEHIND IT. - WELL FJ, YOUR CREEPY UNCLE MOVIEDUDE WILL TELL YOU THE STORY OF JESSI SLAUGHTER.
Story info jessi slaughter kerligirl dun goofed story (203) , info (382) , jessi slaughter (8) , kerligirl (2) , dun goofed (9)

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anônimo: cool1280151407222
greyhoundpaul: you tube here i come.1280189143887
Anonymous: I was sick and tired of this by July 181280331977679
fingerofdoom: lololololololololololololol1283681414459
Jessi Slaughter: YOU GUYS HAVE RUINED MY LIFE!!!!11 LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE....1283681629134
NSFW: derp1283681842936
Anonymous: This still going. ? Thought we'd done with. Next Prease.... Hokaynthx baibai....1283681870285
Anonymous: WHo done ruined her Life?? Was it you was it me was it Dun Dun Duuuun.... /b/ ? Think the Bitch's life was pretty much over the day she started thinking the internets wuz REAL... Get a Helmet you dumb attention whore. /b/ sees all, /b/ knows all; but /b/ rarely gives a shit unless you ask for it...1283682064229
Clownichter: Pwned1283742582389
Jude: lol1283746479451
Anonymous: CONSEQUNCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME1283753604158
Raptor Jesus: self-owned, dont spite upwards1283756118156
willybeamish: its nice to know there are decent places on the internet that will put retards and shitbags in their place, and not pander to them with the now common fem mentality that dominates and pervades almost all of western society. dumb cunt.1283757857365
Anonymous: all glory to 4chan1283986845186

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So im using my bbq this weekend... so i thought ill clean it up
Bbq kill bee story bbq (8) , kill (46) , bee (24) , story (203)

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Banshee5
I'll guess you'll BEE safe... for now
1317460091838
RubberG: "ran like the clappers" and a grill made by Jumbuck. What planet did this happen on?1317470367600
NobbyNobbs: Scientists complaining that global bee populations are falling...now we know why1317474301927
LastResort: Well, one picture destroyed my urge to masturbate this morning, now this one has destroyed the urge for breakfast.1317487142821
Tres: meanwhile, in Australia...1317489017211
fiveby5: epic honey waffles1317490579418
Everdark: what a buzz kill1318081961644
NorwayJunkie: That was a... cool story bro1318361443103
Anonymous: How did he manage to spray the bees ?1318363075610
Anonymous: wow, amazing how there can BEE so many under a grill.....1318371047314
Anonymous: too bad you infected that delicious honey with your poison.1318698226772
Canucklehead: all you had to do was call a bee keeper and they would have come over immediately cause these guys are money makers. And you had to kill them. Jackass.1318797392371
Anonymous: Yeah, wasted a lot of honey there,skippy.1318978082275
The Original Spoon: Why'd you do that? They're not Jews. (very unlike me, but had to)1318988930293

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you're wearing socks with sandals
Sandal shoes socks story comic sandal (1) , shoes (11) , socks (51) , story (203) , comic (464)

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bananaman: sweet, lol1276623051637
Warg: heavy lulz1277371495376
Grave: f yea1278091724642
Anonymous: Win1278094316747
Anonymous: epic win =D1278099725327
Anonymous: haters gonna hate1278099937337
Furore23: KEEP ON TROLLING1278103252718
Anonymous: lul1278274389474
Anonymous: bitches face made brix be shit1279740667597
Anonymous: LOL LOVE IT !1279748077945
Anonymous: bumping for epic lulz1279820430558
Pyro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA So thats how trolls are born1279820733606
Anonymous: sandalandsoxer dot co dot uk1279821027742
wildh: supa' epicx1279824304773

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So hungry, man! I'm gonna go make a double baloney cheese sammich and eat the FUCK out of it!
Stoned weed story food 420 comic high stoned (13) , weed (325) , story (203) , food (246) , 420 (20) , comic (464) , high (84)

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Anonymous: lol1274486633666
Anonymous: LOL!!!!1274643956172
Pyro: Hey it happenes to me everytime1274718563773
Anonymous: aw maan. I gotta go get sammich now...but I'll be chuckling on the way.1274729282223
Furore23: If I had to have a god, it would be cheese. We only eat other food to remind us how great cheese is.1276879038470
salami sir: blutsemmel is my favourite dish. a few hours later i shit it into a bagel whole and sell it to Paul Gascoigne1277225683396
Grave: been there..1278091825231
Pyro: Happened to me earlier today1279274152718
Oxygen: yeah.. go to kitchen, prepare delicious foods.. go toilet and wash or whatever, go upstairs.. go down like 2 hours later and find your earlier made food all fucken stale, yous like; aw shit.. make it again, cycle goes on.1281923474460
Samps: CoD while high is awesome! My living room has speakers all around, so it's especially awesome.1282261471281
Pyro: ^ That would trip me out, id prolly accidentally leave it unpaused and try to roll a blunt and knowing my luck a bigass explosion and machine gun fire would start without warning1283241609924
AwesomeAnonymous!: I LOL'd!1288818715807
Five1337: Know that feeling.1288818968517
YuLiekPicturz: i remember finding presents like this1288819248136

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Girlfriend cereal story
Girlfriend cereal story girlfriend (53) , cereal (10) , story (203)

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Anonymous: meh1259179820855
jackfrosty: SERIOUS random... lol!1259494811637
SickNote: I lol'd1259497499150
Anonymous: i lol'd a little1259505372785
Anonymous: Sicknote,so you like this but on on redroccos ass for Brooke Shields, why not write her mother asshole1259522880318
SickNote: ^thought so1259527277882

Anonftw
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Anonymous: Don't piss of anon "SICKNOTE" MMMMMmmmmMMMMmmmMMMKAY1259528473217
ImaD00d: Trolls are out to play tonight... ^channeling \m/ are we? or are you actually \m/?1259544687746
TASTYbacon: 6401 - why is this pic on every thread?1259546525311
ImaD00d: ^Dunno, but it's a good way to get b&.1259546744953
AGENTDORK: you cant troll a troll u both will lose and i will win.1265872624901
Cherry: I lol'd hard.1265941407128
fap: ...1272855457983

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4chan cane story
4chan cane story 4chan (628) , cane (1) , story (203)

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Anonymous
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Anonymous: reminds me of my grandpa sort of1251690434335
Denny: i believe it1251690542162
ThrillBilly: reminds me of my dad1251692052343
superanon: swords in canes are easy to get (:1251838417869
Matt: i wish i had a fucking relative like that. nothign cooler than a badass old man.1251854983327
Hughbie: One word. Legend.1251855656659
skinner: reminds me of your mom.1251856640666
Anonymous: 2422 beat me to it; yes indeed, cool story1251866992607
Hughbie: 0666, yup and she has more balls than you will ever have.1251867942484
skinner: i just realized my post ended in 666. and yes.1251894154691
Anonymous: Fucking. Awesome.1252450554241
Anonymous: lol that was David Carradine1254573443285
Anonymous: that guy is epic, now i wanna give some old dude coffee1266318401555

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4chan toilet shit story
4chan toilet shit story 4chan (628) , toilet (133) , shit (239) , story (203)

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Sinonymous: TITS or GTFO1255369819854
Anonymous: LOL !1255372705839
damn it: Look for the love of god I was not that bloke, but I did buy a new phone day after1256140721578
Bubble: :)1256144386641
Pyro: HAHAHA LOL1256145837160
Anonymous: Awesome ... i lol'd hard1256146311610
Anonymous: LOOOOL1256151002169
Anonymous: Ohhh Christ!! EPIC WIN! I have tears running down my face!1256162025983
FalzeProphet: I seriously almost died laughing at this.1256162655182
Anonymous: i lmao ... this was a great read1256176315227
Anonymous: 5983 i fully agree. i too had tears running down my face.1256199245848
Kud: i thought this was gonna be rubbish then i got to the second paragraph and couldnt stop laughing, 10 mins later im still in tears1261519194553
Anonymous: Don't know if this is true, but this guy has talent.1261521942210
Anonymous: LOL, that was so fuckin epic1261534135435

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Bear story drawing
Bear story drawing bear (91) , story (203) , drawing (170)

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Anonymous: lol'd hard1247654973704
bb: EPIC1247657476186
Anonymous: come on. stuff like that happens to me like all the time.1247659546534
Anonymous: ?1247665356757
Anonymous: nice1266151487640
AGENDORK: LOL a koala bear1267928934244
NigBickDigger: yeah I lol'd pretty hard1274044228686
Anonymous: lol1274091025532
fingerofdoom: WHAT THE? hahah1283778611313
Amaranth: You know it's epic when your literally rolling on the floor after falling out of a swivel chairs from laughing so hard1285411238399
Grave: I lol'd IRL1285422313104
Clownichter: Hahahaha bricks have been shat1285479788505
Anonymous: what is this i dont even1285479894718
darkstan: As always, I would say it's at your discretion, but if it's not too much trouble, I'd like to sit down with someone kind-hearted and have a fairly comprehensive discussion about this image. I mean, holy fuck.1333422837329

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MY ARKANSAS HIGHSCHOOL EXPERIENCE
Highschool arkansas teacher story highschool (1) , arkansas (3) , teacher (22) , story (203)

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Anonymous: Only in America1317663495562
Anonymous: Only in Saudi Arabia you mean. And Republicans bitch about "the sad state of education in America".1318511878744
Tattoos: Shit, down south, they still teach schoolchildren that the southern states won the civil war.1321136812439
Furore23: This is why America has stopped inventing awesome shit, and now focusses purely on raping - foreigners literally, their own citizens figuratively.1321141492947
darkstan: ^Organized religion is always costly, but there is nowhere where the damage has been so extensive and pervasive as in the United States. The odious religiosity that came from McCarthyism somehow managed to become something acceptable, even normal. Arkansas, Kansas, and other conservative states serve as stark examples, but the problem exists at a fundamental level in every part of the country.1321141718241
Anonymous: I'd like to see evidence supporting evolution. Not the lies and faked evidence we've already seen.1334159313393
Anonymous: ^^I would like to see the proof of creationism. Prove God exists.1334159956387
Anonymous: evidence supporting evolution? what are you going to ask for next, evidence of gravity?1334178371180
Anonymous: Probably more evidence *against* God than *against* evolution...1334188012471
liplocker_code3: ARKANSAS <anagram> "ark an ass" Though so...1416506495784
KilluminatiDon: Shit man scientists believe one thin Christians believe another we no one know but god gives free will1416519823611
liplocker_code3: ^Gee, stone much?1416548948410
Magister: So weird, this must only happen in hic southern states. I went to catholic elementary and high school and neither the students nor teachers gave a flying fuck about religion. Science was way more important. But yeah Darkstan you're wrong, Christianity is on the decline in the west, Muslim countries it actually does cause destruction and death.1428006426118
darkstan: ^Organized religion, I said. It's all harmful.1428007074395

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Today, I realized if you watch cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Cinderella fairy tale story reverse cinderella (2) , fairy tale (2) , story (203) , reverse (9)

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Greeft: Santa Claus the movie backwards is about a fat cunt in red that comes every christmas and fucks off up the chimney with your favourite toys.1292429647565
SouthernPride: and the movie roots backwards is about a bunch of niggers that come running down th the south to get jobs, but then they start working poorly, so they get whipped, loaded on ships, and sent back to africa with no cloths1292545032801
Furore23: And the movie 'A Clockwork Orange' is about a young man who leads a violent criminal gang, is beaten up, goes to jail and is the subject of a brainwashing experiment, gets out of jail, is beaten up, and goes on to lead a violent criminal gang.1292552792981
Limerick: Palindromic film is palindromic and ear fucking.1292563303184
Greeft: ^What?1292625491611
Anonymous: He he ... Cinderala got more than one entry ...1292625547155
Chanonymous: No, it's about the middle class step sisters imprisoning a princess.1424236000253
workaholic: RIP Tom Keifer1424240797314
Grammar Squad: Yeah.. And it's "realise". No zed. Unless your USA. Then it does. (But not really)1424255398831
Quantum69: ....and yet, STILL a better love story than twilight.1424458239773
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Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers
Hackensack stab police story hackensack (1) , stab (8) , police (264) , story (203)

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liplocker_code3: Now, that's an angry dude.1416337069675
Queefly: Damn. That takes guts...1416339330255
Anonymous: Damn. Heinemen says alot....1418709361199
Anonymous: fucking psycho. the cops should have shot him in the head1420712082358
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Internet sucks today - and for the rest of the night I was french
Weed comic bored high story france streetview weed (325) , comic (464) , bored (20) , high (84) , story (203) , france (28) , streetview (6)

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LionelCosgrove: hje he that arm ... he for sure in a way !1293706239650
Anonymous: fail1293745822812
Kil0: cute, nice try1293746002837
Anonymous: win1294248958403
Clownichter: That works1294291125499
MAELSTHUR: buubuubuuuu1294327507885
Pyro: Wee wee lol1294389396934
Anonymous: Love it1296795928510
Anonymous: FML... I AM DARWIN1296911192404
MegaBite: and i'm Galileo, what did you discover?1296911213577
DarwinIsDead: Nice!1296911306619
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Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios)
Shit piss penis bathroom story FAIL shit (239) , piss (66) , penis (1053) , bathroom (25) , story (203) , FAIL (641)

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fiveby5: some people just weren't potty-trained properly...1325741684929
Anonymous: tl;dr1325744561440
Grund1e: I belive the story. I just can't believe you drew it in comic format!!1325760325599
Anonymous: i read this story back in the early days of the internet, the 60's.1325767150702
NotSoMuchAnonymous: This... was a shitty story...1325767303441
Anonymous: I hope that's not legit.1328938001818
Hughbie: pee-bottle? wtf is this utter nonsense?1328938430176
Anonymous: Fun Fact: Wanna know why you dick was erect? Muscle that you use to tighten your anus is the same that let's blood flow in your dick.... It's a bad circle, i've had that SPECIFIC problem, but this entire escapade.....well sometimes you just gotta get your dick wet....1328943236185
Xibir: i laughed pretty fucking hard. possibly the worst situation ever1339312845655
The Original Spoon: very, very cool story, bro.1339345771872
Troyes: you gonna get raped1339346565277
Anonymous: lolol....i woulda realized i was fucked anyway so woulda tried to have some fun with it... i woulda started furiously masturbating as she walked in just to freak her out more.... IF i didnt go to school with her1339362853951
Anonymous: I understand the part about the clogging of the toilet could have been avoided, along with the dumbass taking a shit at the batht tub. But how could he have avoided the shitting, while peeing with a full hard on, without making a mess? Also, how did he manage to sustain an errction while being in such pain trying to stop in the middle of shitting and peeing??1339411736543
Anonymous: incompetence in getting laid = cleansing the gene pool1345012219841

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THIS GUY - is a genius...
Story gun kill shoot police burglar story (203) , gun (192) , kill (46) , shoot (14) , police (264) , burglar (1)

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Anonymous: top tip1348118095406
djh123: indeed1358684848679
Stalker: Like a boss.1358685243419
Hughbie: Well done...point taken as well.1358686741505
Anonymous: Was arrested for a false report to police.1415909323622
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"You need to be happy to live, I don't"
Story subway keanu reeves celebrity story (203) , subway (25) , keanu reeves (3) , celebrity (94)

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Furore23: :(1340040535184
Anonymous: First thing that comes to mind after reading this if it's all accurate is THIS IS THE LEAST NIGGER ACTING ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD!1340051565459
darkstan: Ha ha. Keanu Reeves kicks ass.1340053981924
idrankallthebeer: nice tits1340082494788
AnonymousPranker: This is really fuckin' sad..1340084562107
Anonymous: pretty excellent adventure1367204324933
Anonymous: He needs to get laid.1394628665930
Anonymous: Makes me sad.1396931238224
Bonefish: He now has a home in the Hollywood hills and also an apartment at Central Park West, New York City. Both are multimillion dollar properties. Plus the boatload of money he made from The Matrix movies makes him happier than you think.1396934142513
HalfMast: first world problems1397952030152
liplocker_code3: Exaggeration³1411857716413
Anonymous: ^^^ Creepy movie star stalker.1411863073237
Bonefish: ^Nah, just a quick iterweb search.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keanu_Reeves1411867042448
Anonymous: ^ Worse than we thought. He stalks them on the web too.1411870831879

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AFTER 2 YEARS OF AN ISOLATED LIFESTYLE DUE TO A PREVIOUS GOLD DIGGING WHORE GIRLFRIEND, MY AUNT INTRODUCED ME TO A NICE GIRL, AS SHE CLAIMED
Fffuuu flirt story fffuuu (438) , flirt (1) , story (203)



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anodomos: this is the real life...1267261188549
BasementKing: Nevar again.1267264865212
Anonmouse: true, true1267286080990
Anonymous: :id: img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-02-27/horatio_nice.jpg1267305790761
DropkickMurphy: Who the fuck doesnt have unlimited texting at this day an age. Your own fault for owning a cellphone plan from 19931267311227572
BasementKing: It's called priorities, troll. Many more things to spend on than unlimited texting.1267311831596
wupme: If somebody writes "plox" then he deserves it.1271085485409
Anonymous: USA1277564282874
Anonymous: lol if you can't afford the extra $5 for unlimited texting then you can' afford a phone in the first place1312413615665
Limerick: @761: Nice guys finish in a sock.1312413752855
Wichskralle: then rape your aunt !! geeez1312417058461
Anonymous: Dude, ALL Girls are golddiggers.1316999215617
koda12: hasn't happened to me yet.. the whore part yea but the oh i haz bf nope1317002018525
Anonymous: lonely loner is lonely. and alone. forever.1317059575934

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Don't dig up that garden. - That's where the bodies are buried.
Story prison police garden dig story (203) , prison (23) , police (264) , garden (15) , dig (3)

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MrSandyNigger: You can't keep him in forever!1317295442856
Everdark: wow ... talk about taking one for the team...1317296472201
Anonymous: cool story, brah1317973990970
BnSneky: hahahahaha1317979341266
Megashit: Pics or it didn't happ... oh, wait.1318013941418
Squirrley1: Smart idea...1318026898917
Anonymous: i love this1318028442285
Furore23: You asked for a miracle. Ladies and gentlement, I give you the FBI.1318030379246
Anonymous: that is so full of win!1318036551389
iamthewalrus: dudes smart as fucking hell1323222571632
Anonymous: hahaha1323223007967
Anonymous: That joke dates back to at LEAST Napolean times. Guns are hidden, the loot is hidden, etc...1323225471623
HWood: I never saw it coming... lolol1323283504327
Anonymous: tats great1323283842104

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4chan joke teacher story pedo
4chan joke teacher story pedo 4chan (628) , joke (55) , teacher (22) , story (203) , pedo (206)

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Everdark: what.the.fuck.1325677408719
Morticus: Obvious troll is obvious.1325677528458
Quantum69: lol it would'nt be funny if it was true1325678072943
Moongrim: Quite true Quantum....http://napa.patch.com/articles/teacher-from-napa-christian-accused-of-molesting-girl1325687162951
RKB: <---- HAHAHAHAHA !!!!1325687268480
Quantum69: ^^Well i'll be damned.1325709088722
Grund1e: This is sad that it's true, but the punchline is pure win.1325714237339
Anonymous: Well, yeah, since I didn't call the nurse, now I have to work for Pedo-Bear Industries.1355291305293
Anonymous: nice1357178091100
Anonymous: NO Banshee5 NO!11357178169348
Banshee5: YES Anonymous YES!11357515465780
Anonymous: [1358191298787
Anonymous: you are al pedos.. aguante rosario central1361130144380
Anonymous: Expect us.1361171125878

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Dear Princess Celestia - Twilight Sparkle
Pony story pony (30) , story (203)

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PONIES? I'M NOT EVEN LOADING THIS SHIT!
1336959564332
Furore23: ^ You mad and jelly.1336961441204
Quantum69: ^LOL, FFFUUUUUUU1339875655611
Anonymous: faggots1339904473774
Furore23: ^ Somebody doesn't like quality television.1339933255984
Anonymous: For Fags Only.1339935118531
Furore23: ^ Keep crying, maybe someone will come to save you from the nasty children's cartoon.1339941680879
Anonymous: c4c is not your personal fuck off board. keep to the topic or gtfo.1349110798420
Furore23: I wish *I* was a topic :(1349179518753
Anonymous: SO MUCH COLOR *DROOLS*1381977360182
Anonymous: SO MUCH COLOR *DROOLS*bidhfgghzhy1381977406522
Anonymous: wtf is this shit? Which FAG here watches this garbage?1399471592843
Furore23: ^ "Boo hoo, someone made a cartoon show, waaaaaaaah!"1399473343723
Anonymous: ^lol...no actually. The wtf is that it seems you watch this shit. Now that's a WTF moment.1399473442169

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No Charges Following Disturbing Dead Horse Nude Photo Shot
Horse nude dead news story horse (154) , nude (979) , dead (135) , news (207) , story (203)

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KofeeAnon: I love living in portland but there sure are some fucking weirdos here lol1320123484887
AnotherAnon: I love living near Portland BECAUSE of the weirdos.1320125665413
AZO: And Twin Peaks locations1320125716457
Anonymous: That's Oregonians for ya. Most Oregonians make these folks seem mild in comparison.1320162527178
AnotherAnon: ^ Oregonians are mild in comparison to Oregonians. Makes sense. Not really.1320164913385
Anonymous: Hey, most Oregonians will do anything to get warm - it's always cold and rainy there...1320166783521
Anonymous: /\/\/\ These Oregonians are mild in comparison to most Oregonians, of whom are batshit crazy in comparison. Simply Really. Try to use your brains for once anotheranon1320241085404
AnotherAnon: It's not my fault that you can't get your point across. You should be less ambiguous to begin with.1320245501861
Anonymous: It is your fault for being a dumbuck, no wait, your parents are to blame.1320328605551

Anonymous
here, sauce.
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fdgfd: sick idiot1322307501161
Anonymous: WTF is this shit kill the bitch1322320687334
BogFlogger: They were here for Thanksgiving. She'1322339818289
BogFlogger: Sweet. She's learning to shoot, they were here half the day, on the day after Thanksgiving, just shooting. He is such a lucky bastard.1322339900294

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Dovahkiin's Day Off
Story skyrim thief fail story (203) , skyrim (3) , thief (8) , fail (641)

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Anonymous: FUS RA DOH!1338446894804
Hughbie: DOH?1338450887240
Anonymous: If you have to explain the punchline, the joke is ghey!1338465463282
r120531: "At least half a meter"?1338486223276
enoeew: If you have to point obvious shit out, does this make you ghey?1338486622776
Anonymous: A thief is a thief is a thief. So FUS RO DAH him.1404681803760
Lavalancer: Well, that's 23 seconds of my life I'll never gat back!1404688151260
Reep: If you steal one dime or if you steal one million dollars1404691644790
Anonymous: "At least half a meter" = "very nearly 18 inches". Epic story, bro.1404711514461
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The Bible is the literal word of God. - Except all that bad stuff which are just stories.
Pigeon bible religion story christian pigeon (25) , bible (44) , religion (396) , story (203) , christian (50)

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Anonymous: LOL!!!! Religion is so fucking easy to make fun of :-) I love it!1282341787556
Moongrim: Which parts are the metaphors again?1282345829234
Anonymous: That would be an ecumenical matter1282559356442
admiral: 1282341787556 and thats why you fuckers keep doin it (fuck religion, but some kind of source? its obvious.. you say for the universe what we say for "God")1285281320599
AgentR: Chrisitianity, once you strip down all the ludicrous bullshit, is just an overblown form of sun worship.1285281821314
Anonymous: Wait, wat? Jesus and 12 carny's walk into a room and fool u all with that corpse in a cave bit... Really? U didn't see red sea 12 with clooney?1285282006412
Gridlock: http://www.bidstrup.com/virus.htm1293115506832
Lickathesplit: 0599, who are you thinking to troll ? I call the (for all we know) all being collective that surrounds us the universe, and you call it god, that still doesn't explain why you send your prayers to it right ? Any proven indication that there is something listening to prayers for the last, lets say, 50.000 years ?1294113680391
Anonymous: remember, all the animals that existed in the world in noah's time were on his ark. bwahahahahaha.1294116105363
chrud: if it WAS the literal word of a god, how would we understand it?1294608821719
Anonymous: @Lickathesplit actually the jews worshipped moses and god through him and christianity ie praying to god has only been around since ad hence 2010 years and ect. in summary go fuck yourself you stupid troll1297329504877
Anonymous: old mcdonald had meat to sell. dont ask him how he got that and what kind of flesh was used.1370964696374
Bulbasaur111919: What about the bits with monsters, are they real?1370966379136
QueenOfNiggers: where the hell are you fucking niggers ??? im still wating for a little niggerboy to lick the black toejam cheese from between my toes .... hurry niggerlips1372393585125

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HANSI - The Girl who Loved The Swastika
Hansi comic story nazi swastika hansi (1) , comic (464) , story (203) , nazi (174) , swastika (83)

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Anonymous: beautyfull girl...........1272756261884
Anonymous: Its a boys name.....1273623504709
Anonymous: III Reich Fuck yeah!!1277313371153
Limerick: Anons are invading.1277369406198
Anonymous: Who doesn't love the swastika!?1277398218243
Furore23: ^ If it can get me a girl like Hansi, then I am prepared to suck all four cocks on that twisty fucker.1277398586869
Anonymous: sveet1277920944754
Anonymous: I need to break out in song, "Edelweiss Edelweiss / Every morning you greet me / Small and white / Clean and bright / You look happy to meet me...."1279416795919
crackerkiller5: needs fire1279422137187
Anonymous: Reminds me of Paris Hilton1279465567267
burnthemdoWn: She needs some fat Negro meat to go with pretty Aryan grin!1281335770561
Anonymous: swastikas arent originally from germany... they were even found in sumeria (cradle of civiliztion area)1285801220178
Anonymous: I thought Hansel was a boys name. I thought Hansi was a girls; sort of. I dunno.1285801330576
Flarp: How come my name doesn't automatically change to my login name when I login? I be confused.1285801366768

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HER - ME - Nigger she cheated with
Sarah Tudyk facebook nigger cheat story Sarah Tudyk (1) , facebook (159) , nigger (630) , cheat (19) , story (203)

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anonymule: Fuckin look at you dude....U MAD? Lulz....1276394362612
Anonymous: makes one feel quite ill...1276395550593
Whatchamacallit: 1276400781580
Anonymous: I trust you killed him?1276403942578
Anonymous: I trust you killed both?1276406772543
GhostNinja: "I WANNA KILL 'EM ALL" (Dominic Santiago, Gears of War 2)1276407217233
⸨AD⦾LF⸩: Kill Nigger then Her !1276408261249
Dr. Dietmar Posselt: Man, check for for HIV. Damn.1276409773554
Anonymous: Dude... what the fusk is she doing with you. You look like a total retard. Just be happy she let you stand next to her in that picture!1276412351190
TopGun: Post porn pics of her for revenge, NOW!1276413360845
Anonymous: hopefully you don't have AIDS, kill her1276416616531
wyngrc: looks like shes taken herself off of facebook ....lol1276417007918
Crackas iz mad yo: YOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUM ADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYO UMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUMADYOUM1276422219247
Dr. Dietmar Posselt: 1190: ^^1276422448990

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YES? OH, HELLO FBI HAVE I GOT A STORY FOR YOU.
Phone girl face FBI thread story phone (75) , girl (386) , face (904) , FBI (19) , thread (1021) , story (203)

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iprobablyhateyou: "OP touched my bathing suit area"1292908424615
Anonymous: iz not CP :l1292908609495
uriar: LOL1293025166698
Anonymous: Oh Shit! Got to run...1293056951192
Logger Man: MY NO NO'S HAVE BEEN TICKLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1293061851654
Anonymous: she is too small1293061945567
Anonymous: she have blue botle1293062075292
balder: It was not me, little bitch!1293071762415

Anonymous
1296694782673
BnSneky: run fast1296695458866
Anonymous: she's mara green!!!1308322978244
Anonymous: Hello, FBI? I deep throated uncle's 12 inches and I loved it. Is that still cp?1308348875188

Anonymous
FBI? FFFFFFUUUUU
1308350091910
Anonymous: thats not poweraid its ghb lol1308456865555

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Revenge story women
Revenge story women revenge (31) , story (203) , women (379)

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Anonymous: well done1253458197147
cracker_killer: i agree1253510487511
Pyro: I agree as well1253513254262
Anonymous: "my parents died in a car crash... " " COOL"1253513500346
skinner: lol.1253548913636
Boreece: Got what she deserves1253579281268
Anonymous: OWND1253595211176
jackfrosty: Revennnnge... Its shweet.1253601209272
benji: goodlife1253745279859
Anonymous: true story1253768124184
Hughbie: ain't it a bitch when karma gets you.1253773847161
FalzeProphet: Karma is a bitch, ain't it, slut? Let this be a lesson to all you whores that like to mess with us nice guys.1255071992906
Anonymous: falzeprophet +11259285383456
Anonymous: haahhh dude so win.1259289544710

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MUSLIMS - I was gonna brofist one
Brofist 4chan muslim story jew brofist (1) , 4chan (628) , muslim (92) , story (203) , jew (196)

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Aryan: Jews and muslims deserve each other ,both are of subhuman nature1283578144393
SaidaMall: ^Who are you to consider people as subhuman1283798134320
Grave: ^ He is boxxy you see?1283799343125
Anonymous: yea right1283814500226
ProvenSuperiorByHist: ^^^He has every right to because he's white mother fucker, we run the world and don't you forget it1283826298765
Jackfrosty: ^^^^ actions speak louder than words OR colors. Uncivilized is as uncivilized does. We needs some more motherfuckin purgin.1284084843490
boss: This Bedouin guy ......can we get him to move to New York? I like his hands on approuch.1284099387258
Anony-me: bedouins don't like filthy arabs either1284155428661
Anonymous: jews are not subhumans, they are pigs1284156687333
Anonymous: atheists are subhumans.1284156719931
Furore23: We need to get these Arabs some nukes - guns aren't getting the job done fast enough.1284165581271
Flarp: Everytime you circumcise a Jew, God kills a Muslim...1284168812404
Flarp: ...not even the weiners were spared1284180626988
Anonymous: kill a jew and go to heaven1284224941504

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4chan bush love story
4chan bush love story 4chan (628) , bush (61) , love (176) , story (203)

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Aalfred666: LOL FCK BOTH OF EM1271918708277
anonymous: hahahaaaa1271954240631
Warg: X-TRA LOL!1271971706970
Anonymous: sweet1271972188143
Anonymous: Poor Bush...1271973624300
Clownichter: Well she is used to big black ones1271990186921
anonymous: Thats one thing i will never forget about this country, it went hardcore hippy veitnam and all a liberal could to is accuse the man of false allegations. Bush, is torturing osama barak hussain bin Laden right now, hes gonna tell us... hes going give up his partner. thats not all, walter white is with the presidanrt(well you know it isn't to save the world. Yet he will change it all, when BHO is ->1378820714266
Anonymous: True story.1396990197116
pepe64: Are they Barry Soetoro's parents?1396992622238
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Man Hospitalized After Ripping Own Eyes Out With Bare Hands
Story article gino barbacci story (203) , article (57) , gino barbacci (1)

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Everdark: impressive1318861783807
AZO: Satan's kind of joke.1318862057244
RiddleMeThis: Should've gone to specsavers . . .1318867697529
fiveby5: wut, nobody laffed @ my clever file name? :P shame!1318878614659
greyhoundpaul: ^ lol, i got it.1318937557381
Furore23: Sorry, I don't get it - I can't read.1318940576748
Quasimodo: ouch!1318940731113

Anonymous
1318946167182

chumpno1
1319018971337
Anonymous: God is the best troll ever1323490998232
Anonymous: Oedipus?1323538404474
Anonymous: If your eye causes you to SIN pluck it out1323553279600
ForeverCabron86: fail!!! hahahaha1323613362229
Anonymous: He didn't see it coming!1323748272616

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May through August 2008
Sex change HRT gay pre-op shemale GRS timeline story sex change (5) , HRT (6) , gay (468) , pre-op (1) , shemale (46) , GRS (1) , timeline (31) , story (203)

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Anonymous: is that silent bob?1279480076860
Anonymous: looks more like bobbed bob1279482285849
Anonymous: please tell me thats fake...! how can he look cuter then most Girls ?!?1279485485179
Anonymous: by getting a full body oil change1279486253133
Anonymous: based on this picture, boxxy needs some HRT1279510131978
Anonymous: haha silent bob ftw!1279527323739
Anonymous: jezsus christt ur sisters ugly, you bob, jay, herion, muthafukin, thrown offa plane, muthr-ft-ass-fuckr!!!1279537314736

Anonymous
<<
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ElCapitan: lmao @ 19781280733009840
hodenbengel: he went through all this shit just to become best friends with his ex in order to surprisingly rape her later during an all-girl sleepover.1280951301960
Durr: Am i the only one who sees a resemblence with Milla Jovovich? O_o1281316273286
Anonymous: fap fap fap fap fap1281495597972
Anonymous: Epic waste of one's life...1281675032560
anonlolwut: 3286 no, I also see the resemblence but I don't want to think about it1281952024645

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What they printed - What I submitted
Date story impression censorship editor fail date (20) , story (203) , impression (1) , censorship (27) , editor (1) , fail (641)

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Quantum69: Welcome to the mainstream media, where everything is twisted, edited & republished exactly the opposite way of how you intended it to be.1336982653225
metalfan420: ^ Very true.1395083431856
Bulbasaur111919: No one wants to read his hackneyed prose and cliched vitriolics. I prefer the filtered version.1395164092970
pepe64: "Hippie liberal that I am" = wrong start. Shouldn't have been printed in the first place.1395166255771
Bulbasaur111919: ^ yeah, the only way that would ever work is if it where followed by 'I decided to attach a pipe to my exhaust and feed it through the window.'1395181539689
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Corey Haim is back, ready to make amends, and still has enough money to pay for an ad in "Variety" begging for work.
Corey haim news article story corey haim (2) , news (207) , article (57) , story (203)

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mastema: what a tool.1268751627567

Redrocco
1268767918290
Anonymous: mastema, the correct term is douchbag. the coreys helped to perfect the present definition of db identity1268768451211
mastema: haha, i stand corrected.1268782013650
robohitler: doughey idiot1268795763964
Canucklehead: Whore.1304108224630
Last_Resort: Sad1308016065804
Anonymous: fuck him, his movies sucked anyways, fuckin lost boys is the reason vampires are fuckin suckin cock now instead of blood. rot in hell you stupid fuckin peckerwood.1314914583974
Anonymous: I'm sorry, who?1317733514211
BnSneky: Fag1321526996210
bshaun2: Corey and Whitney are going to star in their own brand new reality show1353097501372
bshaun2: Their show will be called "I am a dead junkie and maggots feel funny chewing on the backs of my eyes"1353097690234
Rubber-G: may he rest in peace1369588424587
Queefly: If he could have only convinced the "other" Corey to share one last massive injection of heroin from an AIDS-infected needle with him, the world would be a slightly brighter place.....1369589554470

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Cheat suicide story
Cheat suicide story cheat (19) , suicide (93) , story (203)

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anon: I don't know mah photoshopz, but this is hardly how it'd actually end if the guy would kill himself; they'd be partying till morning1258999269186
cogent: Nicely done1259375809263
Anonymous: He's doin it wrong, you gotta kill the other dood, then shoot the bitch a few times but be sure not to have it kill her instantly, then shoot yourself in front of her as she is about to die. Or just kill em both and then go on a shooting spree.1259385515175
anonymous: thats not how it would end...1259419843623
dings77: author is a fag. the bitch wouldn't care and the dude wouldn't end up int he psych ward. he'd be stoked and have the best party story ever.1273674226557
angie: 175 is right i guess1273674792289
the7rafe7: fucking faggot get over it1278992256706
Pyro: lulz1278992435664
vengance: dam emo-fag you do-ing it wong you supposed to shoot him not yous-self!1278996015462
Anonymous: i'd be cool about it. then when i have the money from the promotion i'd shoot the bitch and burn the bastard's house down, then make smores over his house. and then i'd probably get on a jet and swing over to amsterdam or something like that1278996240209
Anonymous: I don't think so.1284621192825
Anonymous: Just super glue his dick in her ass and throw them out onto the sidewalk.1287100866954
Snork: The husband only CLAIMS he'll do this. If he was man enough to pull the trigger she wouldn't be fucking some other guy.1287171038437
NORWAYchan: yeah fucking right...the two of them would just resume fucking till they were finished then call the cops. It wouldn't have effected them in the slightest. You just made it easier for them by killing yourself lol.1287189819828

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THREAT LEVEL - Cops Pay $4,000 to Man Who Flipped Them Off
Usa police middle finger news story usa (443) , police (264) , middle finger (66) , news (207) , story (203)

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sickfuck88: hahaha you sir are a winner1289056694657
Anonymous: troll the police and get money???? WIN1289085149841
Anonymous: I HEART PENIS1292458814575
Anonymous: Get this man a beer, a hooker and an 8 ball.1292473810289
ElAhrairah: Epic win, of which i am extremely jealous.1305576670281
Anonymous: Digitus Impudicus > read it !1305581072132
Anonymous: Worthless american scum...1337696466395
Anonymous: ^Troll harder, nigga....1337736347264
Quantum69: Damn, free money for giving cops the finger? Pfft, I was clearly born in the wrong country...1382225338453
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Doctor story
Doctor story doctor (17) , story (203)

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jackfrosty: Holy fucking random... Lol? Yes.1258536586372
4chansucks: wtf?1258548861979
Anonymous: haha wtf he didn't even play with her before he did it thats mean1258594098391
Anonymous: lmfao. so much win1258755342836
Bassman: i lold!!1258847441139
Squirrely1: PYRO Rules....1258854739888
T-Money: GREAT!!1259217249120
phadrus: I don't get it.1259601289530
uriar: sicko1272982277845
Warg: FUCKING AWESOME1273042088365
Anonymous: Fuckin' Epic!1276804780525
Grave: lol1276807568662
Anonymous: what the fuck, i fucken like it lmao1276942057902
Anonymous: this is from a site called electric retard, and this one is pretty tame compared to most others1276944070948

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COOL STORY, BRO
Thread cool story thumbs up thread (1021) , cool story (5) , thumbs up (37)

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Anonymous: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!1!!!!1!11!!!1278463267744
Anonymous: id wear that ass like a hat1278474227954
Anonymous: fat face1278488637794
Clancy: Ild wear that hat like an ass1278497518452
Moongrim: Position good, but get dick in mouth, finger massaging prostate1278503516403
Anonymous: COOL THUMB, SIS1278504802554

Anonymous
1283103517339
Gotteslast: is this mily "asshoe" octopusss?1283296445605
Anonymous: fat redneck cunt1283315701392
Anonymous: that thumb, your ass1283316072714
TitsMagoo: Apparently she wants her mullet back.1283349724604
Anonymous: FAT1283430245963
Knome: heeeeehawwww1286479896656
MegaShit: He voice is so deep she must have eight bollocks.1286533150149

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HAHA! Butt-fag! You're a fag, AND a butt! HAHAHAH!!
Death wish story fuck yea death (91) , wish (5) , story (203) , fuck yea (24)

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iprobablyhateyou: well EVERYONE dies eventually... 5yrs later: who the fuck cares1276312800735
Furore23: Better late than never, and this way someone else gets to be a prison wife.1276362790616
the7rafe7: death note1278834989281
Evil Ed: Maybe you could learn to fight and stand up for yourself you fucking pussy.1278841975369
the7rafe7: that happened to one of my friends.. but he wasnt mean so fuck1278849720165
jacooker: Karma works for stick people too?1280041854836
Haerane: 5minutes later should be better1281731208198
crackerkiller5: i lol'd1281771844839
~Killer~: Fuckin Karma in action.1281819341205
Anonymous: kid was a ginger, he was asking for it.1281819417375
fingerofdoom: HOORAY FOR GOD :D1282126942787
holyshitlongname: lolz1282265160573
Gonz: i gave a cunt cancer like that once. she didn't bite it tho. fuck her.1300567208719
Anonymous: Looks like L needs to find the killer.1300569956873

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My wife and my side chick aka my tl
Story wife fail forum story (203) , wife (24) , fail (641) , forum (20)

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HornyBear: LULZ...dude got owned by old lady! http://www.acurazine.com/forums/showthread.php?s=8670de486f2a2aecb9be92a3c5504a63&t=770786&page=2 Post 1 and 441271942054960
Wifebeater: OWNED! LOLOLOLOLO!!!1271943452213
Anonymous: fucking epic, fyi, the "guy" who just got his nuts ripped off, was guarenteed to be mexican1271999354309
darkstan: ^I don't think that's really the point. I think we're all supposed to fall in love with Rachel. I did, a little.1272027528921
iprobablyhateyou: fuck rachel ... she gets what she deserved for supporting a wetback1272029726384
Anonymous: ^indeed1272075389945
Anonymous: Took too long to read some bitch's complaint. Lost interest... because it's a bitch complaining. So in turn she failed too because she bitched way too much.1289799780305
Anonymous: TITS or GTFO1289804087730
chrud: i think we can see by the amount of bitching going on that he was correct to call her a bitch.1295164949983
MrSandynigger: She's still a bitch1295167875622
Grund1e: He's a fucking illegal alien. WTF is she doing with him? Turn the worthless fuck in!!1295182552967
Anonymous: man fuck that bitch1295389399599
Midgeinc: Fuck that bitch right in the eye.1310642174228
Courtney: That woman is awesome!!! Stop calling her a bitch, sexist pigs!1311310742342

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ONE WIPE WONDER
Nair story hairy ass nair (1) , story (203) , hairy (171) , ass (996)

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DutchGuy: lol, raspberry raz-ma-tazz1262496713137

Anonymous
cool story bro
1262497462140
ximusximus: I learned something new today!1262501015193
Anonymous: wow... just wow.1262539316354
Sinonymous: ^ is that how you play werld of worcraft?1262543186549
DEADBOLT: i gots to get me a razz-ma-tazz1262548738563
N/A: "feels good man"1265151352514
Anonymous: Pure excellence...1272681693125
Anonymous: Wipe Wonder to the Rescue!1272682074582
suomynonA: did anyone else notice the creepy ass cat in the window?!?1272685286129
Aalfred666: i only nair my ass1272685873323
darkwing duck 421: wut if i nair my butthole into oblivion...........ouchy chemicals.....ill stick to my half a roll to wipe my chewbacca ass crack1273039058910

Redrocco
gotta bump it for the newfags
1294434744525
DerBingle: I shave for aesthetic reasons. I never have the residual shit problems because I immediately shower after each shit. Doesn't everybody?1294619532414

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NSFW COMIX - "WORLDS GREATEST DAD" by CYBERSPONGE
Mom music story dad son family mom (43) , music (90) , story (203) , dad (10) , son (11) , family (209)

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AlienNation: Good way to discipline kids.1280269524264
Anonymous: epic win1280270076379
Pyro: I CANT STOP LOLING IRL1280297333250
Anonymous: Break it down!1282345999135
fingerofdoom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i was concieved from a new wave.1282360019800
Limerick: Knowing my dad, probably Jimmy Buffet.1282362545871
Samps: ^ Good tastes. Mine probably had Vietnam music blaring, like Creedence or something.1282368277520
Rorix: HAMMER TIME!1287187448469
rock: cant touch this1291465946667
Anonymess: parachute pants luvin1291469793467

Bobby
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Jesus: 7520 lol same probably1291575217345
MrSandyNigger: win1307357627821
Anonymous: Parental trolling is much like crack - it never get's as good as the first time; but you'll never stop chasing that dragon once you've seen the face of a trolled toddler who trusted you more than anything.1307365140933

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THE RACIST TREE - ALEXANDER BLECHMAN
Tree racism story tree (124) , racism (52) , story (203)

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Everdark: a moral victory? or loss of personal morals?1330089775178
Grund1e: The kids should have hung the nigger from the tree.1330090567306
Hughbie: Just cut the fucking tree down and be done with it. Firewood I say.1330091064346
Quantum69: This has GOT to be the most stupidest story i've ever read.1330095117616
คภ๏ภץ๓๏ยร: ...Then, along with "social progress", more and more black kids came and started to take all the apples, brake the branches for fun and cut their nigger names and wisdoms like "muh dick" into the tree's bark. They also left all their waste there because they were filthy niggers. From all this, the tree got really sick and the white kids realized that sharing the fruits with niggers was a bad idea1330096663781
คภ๏ภץ๓๏ยร: ...right from the start. But it was too late for the tree and it didn't grow delicious apples anymore. That's why the white kids decided to string up all the filthy nigger kids in its bald branches, hoping that one day, it would grow delicious apples again. THE END1330096678516

Anonymous
srsly tho....
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Anonymous: The kids told the tree to piss off, so then nobody had apples anymore. The end.1330189549497
Anonymous: Social progress = people pretend to not be racist for advances?1330189600624

Anonymous
nice
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Anonymous: wanna see some of this "social progress"? go to a random city on this planet with a nigger rate of over 5% of the population.1331115215960
Ulknudel: This is soooooooo FAGGOT!!! not to mention plain fucking dumb stupid - Mein Gott noch mal bist du vorruck arschlog1365322526860
RubberG: Bullshit! Niggers don't eat apples. They eat McDonalds Apple Strudel and pay with EBT card or drug money.!1365327094918
Anonymous: ^ you and your black issues. get some help, you're blinded by hatred1365327523741

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