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Bicycle nigger thief story
Bicycle nigger thief story bicycle (84) , nigger (630) , thief (8) , story (203)

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Youngin: Nigger nigger nigger my nigger nigger1277884213129
Anonymous: O f course it became about white vs. black. They guy sure was annoying as fuck though. Between the fixed gear bike and the douche voice I smell hipster. When it comes to nigger vs. hipster, who the fuck do I root for?1277884896609
Anonymous: LAWL!! dude tries to steal a bike, then tells the owner to bugger off or else? dear god. camera guy had every right to beat that useless crook til he was on the ground in a pool of blood1277885311347
Anonymous: Anon2: No. It's nigger vs white. No problem with black/yellow/green/whatever. That's just a color. This on the other hand is attitude.1277885427651
Anonymous: so why dosen't this dude post it on youtube and then all the security officers get fired1277888593125
Anonymous: bill cooper.1277889353414
the7rafe7: dat nigger stole his bike!1277890778917
candismaw: I hate black people1277898378340
Cunta: Niggers spoil EVERYTHING1277899774338
Poopalotacus: Goes to show niggers have bad taste, look how shitty that bike was.1277908534378
Anonymous: Welcome to America. Land of the theiving black scum1277909212986
Anonymous: SILLY AMERICUNTS1277910217376
Anonymous: Nigga stole my bike!1277910422166
Anonymous: sadly security can really do shit1277910595911

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MEANWHILE IN AMERICA
Meanwhile taser usa shoplift story meanwhile (7) , taser (3) , usa (443) , shoplift (1) , story (203)

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MrSandynigger: Full of win.1323443116409
RKB: hahaha1323448089144
Anonymous: oh SHIT america1323469378347
Quantum69: Oh FUCK, only in America dude. HAHA XD1323473549998
Anonymous: (°o °)    * … … … *1323482290590
Anonymous: hahaha WAT1323484109947
määck: "Click to enlarge" - How could this even be possible?!1323712451153
Furore23: Hope he brought the supercharged taser, landwhales soak up a lot of voltage.1323726246118
Anonymous: They see me rollin', they hatin'1323726335435
d3ejmz: this look sjust like my sister in law (actually this one's a bit prettier) and about the same size! Lives pretty close, too... hmm.1323946472587
Tattoos: Not all stupid women are fat but all fat women are stupid. Here's a perfect example.1323946633836
Furore23: ^ Truth.1323956066470
Tattoos: Furore23, you remind me of the old saying, "Great minds think alike". Glad to see someone with some serious common sense. lol1328237790294
Jackfrosty: WAIT A SECOND... magistrate? America???1328254238421

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IT'S CALLED MINDSET - Your attempt may fail, but never fail to make an attempt...
Elephant lesson chain mindset story elephant (39) , lesson (4) , chain (33) , mindset (1) , story (203)

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Anonymous: No tits, but still very useful1300486746539
Anonymous: it's a chain, not a fucking rope1300492106540
Anonymous: i think we're all past self-help here1301698433370
Anonymous: haha way pass it1301723163129
Caesar: slavery is WHACK if your'e a teen1301723304752
crazyassmofo: wtf is this shit doin in /b/ ?1301726056157
Dr Pwn: ^Exactly. Also, elephants aren't dumb shits, they know that even if they break free, there's still the enclosure, zoo and tranq. darts that they're gonna hav 2 get away from.1303727460888
Anonymous: How appropriate- Elephants. G.O.P.1314971431262
Anonymous: Or else elephants are smart enough not to abandon the free food and shelter they have become accustomed to. REJECT false boundaries and you will get gunned down like a mad dog.1315126121349
Anonymous: fail at your attempt to differ between rope and chain1315314283862
Gantzkas: trippy1315319600301
Anonymous: OP, your attempt failed and you're full of failed attempt and aids1315320037158
Anonymous: elephants are stupid as shit, but not as stupid as niggers1315320066310
Tattoos: Perfect example: "You can't fight City Hall". You know why? Because every cock-sucking mputh-breather parrots the same thing. "You can't fight city hall". WAKE UP AMERICA! OUR GOVERNMENT WORKS FOR US !!!!!!!1339908334781

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YASHA LEVINE RELEASED FROM JAIL, EXPOSES LAPD'S APPALLING TREATMENT OF DETAINED OCCUPY LA PROTESTERS...
Occupy protest news story police occupy (19) , protest (196) , news (207) , story (203) , police (264)

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Quantum69: feels bad man, literally :(1322887192651
djh123: tl;dr1322907182948
Anonymous: cops , given the chance ,revert to goons , there the fuckers that should be under 24hr camera watch1322913688243
Quantum69: ^i guess it's just a case of "who's watching the watchers?"1322915586263
Anonymous: Cops for the most part have always been the douchebags in school no one gave a fuck about... they can't become shit in life except a power bearing pig with a badge1322917247454
Anonymous: I'm sure the Tea Party feels your pain.1323015971273
greyhoundpaul: i dont give a shit. go and "occupy" your father's anus.1323021745146
Anonymous: turbo-capitalism on the one and mock socialism on the other hand. the old jewish game of "divide and rule".1323350469359
Anonymous: seriously what a bunch of pussys. waah waah I got arrested and had to sit in a chair for seven hours waaaah. SHUT THE FUCK UP break the law and recieve consequence you faggot. go play guitar and smoke weed somewhere else dreadlock motherfucking goddamn hippie. no sympathy1323416751915
Anonymous: all comments above are antisemite.1323467598863
Greeft: ^ Well, there is nothing good about them at all, is there? All they do is eat your woodwork and make your house fall down.1323468742458
MrSandynigger: Yeah yeah whatever.1323477964588
Gifmaster: too much reading...getting bored...can't go on....must...stop.....1323478101333
Anon: yasha levine's dad's probably the CEO of one of those banks. nice trolling, kike1323481221183

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Vuvuzela story
Vuvuzela story Vuvuzela (23) , story (203)

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anonymous: hell yeah !1278438688560
Anonymous: hahahahaha1280108935516
aNON: sauce on the burning nigger corpse pliz1289176714424
BnSneky: Nice1289176764825
al: Killed it with fire, yay.1289176980896
Anonymous: yep that vuvuzela is not photoshoped...seems legit1310534611793
Quantum69: FUCK YEAH!!! Kill it with Fire!1364736349356
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Story news homicide
Story news homicide story (203) , news (207) , homicide (1)

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Everdark: this dog is a hero!1317894913504
MrSandyNigger: ROFL1317895020619
kirbylore: bump1318140078986
Anonymous: WIN!1318140125399
Anonymous: well, he holds it in his mouth.1318866747157
Anonymous: Nymphomaniac needs men, contact Eileen Wourmous!1363674318433
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Webcam hacker uses "hot steam" ploy to get nude pics
News spy story computer stupid news (207) , spy (8) , story (203) , computer (149) , stupid (54)

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Anonymous: there really are idiots everywhere1328990323425
LemmyLaffer: ^ Haha this guy knew that :-)1331504123823
Anonymous: it took the mother of one of the customers to kick start the investigation. (after she took it in the shower and it didn't fix the "problem") because clearly it was a police matter after that.1331561764286
Anonymous: I can't believe Macfags are that stupid.1331593178724
LemmyLaffer: ^ These weren't 'fags' (cause this guy wasn't gay)1331627107563
huck1944: you just never know what they will fall for1358799034568
Quantum69: ^Thank goodness we still have innovative guys like this ready to take advantage of stupid bitches1358799135923
Anonymous: well they buy mac's for a reason...and stupidty is just a part of it...1358810111831
darkstan: ^They buy Mac's what? Or did you mean the simple plural 'Macs'? In your case, stupidity is the whole thing.1358811066532
Anonymous: ^mac fag fan....go play with your mac you silly tard....mac's macs macz what the fuck ever....they and you still suck.1358811244629
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Downfall of 'Dr Evil': Guns, luxury cars and millions in cash seized from 'internet pirate'
News story megaupload arrest luxury rich news (207) , story (203) , megaupload (2) , arrest (47) , luxury (2) , rich (41)

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Anonymous: Dr. Paul succinct as usual.1327572815420
Anonymous: tldr1330332316656
Hughbie: Fucked up US government as usual.1330333287599
Furore23: The TRULY outrageous part is the suggestion that you can get a lengthy jail sentence for the crime of having your computer zombified without your knowledge.1330340703546
BobbygBG: Fucking shit lobbyist goverment!1330361970858
Anonymous: governments dont care about poor people being sold in slavery, child porn etc, but some rich cunts losing out on hypothetical sales gets the entire jsutice department to chase down some unlucky cunts who run a website1330365083118
Anonymoush: Finn Batato, Julius Bencko, Bram van der Kolk...1357526740518
SLAVE45: fail1357543833114
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5.12 CHINA - The Boy Who Lived
China story china (94) , story (203)

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Anonymous: super cool story bro1251067677986
Anonymous: is this real?1251083353385
ThrillBilly: ^^^ who cares?1251089516125
jackfrosty: OMFG IT TOUCHES... except the part where they ate the baby. FILTHY FUGGIN CHINESE GOTTA BUUURN!!!1251090767889
Anonymous: Your a wizard Ha Lee1251092091207
TASTYbacon: moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo1251288068467
DutchGuy: how did she get a hand free to type in that text message1251288961129
Anonymous: but who was phone?1251293574919
Anonymous: ^ i lol'd1251304665128
randyvanburen: I ran1251307845938
Anonymous: its real1253223966821
chuzzle: I came1253230311642
Pyro: I saw1253230537383
Pyro: I copied1253230985130

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ALL SET FOR SKYRIM MARATHON! - Bury me with my Alduin statue.
Facebook game story candy junk food facebook (159) , game (185) , story (203) , candy (46) , junk (2) , food (246)

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Anonymous: yawn.1321978111328
Quantum69: haha i remember those days, only it was with halo 2 online & malteasers, those things are fucking delicious!1321978833109
Everdark: good times :) ... but instant fail playing a PC game on a console.1321996431776
Lexicon: Needs cigs.1322005351479
JosefFritzl: Nice story mate.1329416464187
Hughbie: yeah...real hardcore..NOT. Where's the coke (powder form kiddies), some vodka, scotch, redbull, no-doze etc....1330736699449
Anonymous: Console fagget.1330828166116
clownichter: LOLOLOLOL1330837874352
Anonymous: boring1330852500629
Anonymous: bahahahahahaa, consoles are where it's at1331350773928
Anonymous: last picture: wtf bbq sauce1342937318174
Anonymous: Xbox red-ringed. LOL1345913514167
Anonymous: ^black slim shitty xbox made that my white fat xbox never do that1355588275415
Anonymous: ^White is right. ;) (Just saying...)1356633009280
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Puppy thrown at German biker gang
German student biker mooning puppy throw news story german (15) , student (6) , biker (3) , mooning (1) , puppy (12) , throw (22) , news (207) , story (203)

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Furore23: A true American hero.1276789822208
Redrocco: except he was German1276796169434
Furore23: ^ That only makes him even MORE American than before.1276856396491
Anonymous: how the hell do you get american from them talkin about germans in germany. the only possible connection to any americans here is the hells angels1277000444876
Furore23: ^ It's a well known fact that ALL Americans are from Germany. Were you raised in an oven?1277210732369
Wolf6: German Biker gang thrown at puppy.1277254690920
Warg: Furore23, you're fucking hilarious.1277366153438
Malacath: puppy thrown gang at german biker1277434693830
Boreece: puppy biker gang thrown at german?1277995784738
Mickeymice: Puppy gang banger thrown at German gang banger1277996279848
ortskundig du arsch: Allershausen next to Eching, Hell’s Angels throwing their dicks into a basket, puppy throws up on Nigger Jew, all Gypsies die, too.1278202450621
slikwilly: ballz of steel1278202963206
Anonymous: FUCK the Hells Angels; nothin left but poseurs and PUSSIES - MONGOLS RULE!!!1278204517557
jacooker: ^ I see you didn't put your name there. Oh my bad, Anonymous IS NOT being a "poseur and a pussy"1280036348336

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Gender hormone story hrt
Gender hormone story hrt gender (8) , hormone (2) , story (203) , hrt (6)

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Anonymous: Trap. Good for you finding yourself and all, but still, TRAP.1299363176949
Limerick: Hottest at twenty-two.1300784799757
Anonymous: ^you are gayest right now.1300800221552
Anonymous: Self-hate taken to extreme. Evidence: profound need for acceptance. Since when does identity require that? Shrink is cheaper, kiddo.1300813514498
Captngeetch: He always looks like a choad smoker...now his mom can feel better about him sucking dick1300815105426
Anonymous: ^^yeah, or why not just tat up like all the other self-haters.1300846232366
Francesca: Fucking what?!1301082605588
Anonymous: youd still fuck her1301137018813
Anonymous: Hope I look this good when my doctor lets me begin on hormones1301840022859
Anonymous: i'd hit it1301841721218
Anonymous: fag1301849569526
Anonymous: I'd hit it too1301858057424
Phadrus: I love a happy ending.1301858613846
Anonymous: I can relate, although what I want is to be a girl, not a dude in womens clothing.1301939459628

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An hero story
An hero story an hero (26) , story (203)

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Anonymous: We do care. Step 1-stop using gay fonts in italics, I feel like I'm reading the back of a 'Fried green tomatoes' DVD. Step 2- you are stuck in the 'friend zone'. Try being one of those drunk assholes (it works).1260889102366
Anonymous: if ^ doesn't work, smoke weed like the rest of us and shut the fuck up1260931064783
Anonymous: dude fuck those slutty bitches... you will just get some kind of std anyways... wait for the right one and you will be happy for the rest of your life... take it from one of the "assholes"1260944966100
Anonymous: anon thinks you are alright tasty.... but yea.. weed is a good answer to your problems1260945280637
TASTYbacon: Hahahaha what a faggot LULZ!!!1261288390307
TASTYbacon: Smoke weed a kiss the sky!! BTW this is not my story anons ,zomg!! :/1261288721745
Sinonymous: No one cares. You are a prime candidate for EMOship. Get some razors and pins and you'll find you finaly have found a place where you are accepted. Then become AN Hero1261289793410
Anonymous: stop ur bitching and just do it...ur right no one cares1264448687341
GuyNo7: Why not eat extacy ? pop 2 and im sure in about an hour you'll be feeling awesome. The day after is another story...1264452556231
TASTYbacon: Sin - your a sad little kid , what are you like 15 or something? Being a hard man on the internet will get you no where boy. I thought the story was funny cause it kinda reminded me of you. Yo whiny toddler.1264476857878
gta: GET A LIFE and smoke couple of packs1264477246145
gta: GET A LIFE and smoke couple of packs,you girly :P1264477593570
Anon mouse: dude DO NOT KILL YOURSELF learn to play the acoustic guitar or something you will find someone also dont post a letter like that on 4chan because your going to get comments like the ones above....1264491369209
anonymouse: Kill yourself, film it and get a friend to post it here. Oops my bad you're too sad to have any friends.1264498604147

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Neverending story falkor jesus art
Neverending story falkor jesus art neverending story (1) , falkor (1) , jesus (226) , art (1151)

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mastema: fly Falcor fly!!1268916875174
Hughbie: and get rid of that twat on your back....fuck...that brings back memories...omg....oldfag moment...1268917164629
mastema: ha. yeah.1268918576225
Anonymous: a better title would be "The Greatest Neverending Story Ever Told"1270408835843
Anonymous: Get off Falkor, Jesus. Stop it. You look silly. You're not Sebastian or Atreju. You're Jesus.1271284141629
Furore23: ^ Congratulations, if there was an internet, you would have just won it.1278176206419
Anonymous: Fuchur!1278695050593
Moongrim: The EVERBORING Story1278720698613
Swiney: lol ive been to the Bavaria FilmStadt where they made this movie, nd theyve got the real wee dragin thing nd ah sat on it, nd its got a green screen behind it nd theres a camara nd then on a screen it shows u flying on its back lol1278723272802
zombieslovenecros: silly Christians they just dont know when to quit.1278736686811
Pyro: lol1278737920254
iprobablyhateyou: I'm the King of the Heavens1278743968927
Anonymous: Falkor punch!!1282242202938
Anonymous: Stupid jew carpenter...1282247928280

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Fireman giving 'kiss of life' accidentally inhales kitty
Cat news fail inhale story cat (896) , news (207) , fail (641) , inhale (4) , story (203)

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Lexicon: Kind of like a reverse Richard Gere.1317436278579
Greeft: ^How the fuck could you get Richard Gere up a gerbil's ass?1317436423686
Greeft: ^2 rolls of duct tape needed there I bet.1317436452344
Redrocco: I accidentaly the whole kitteh1317457652230
iprobablyhateyou: damn no jokes about eating pussy? i am disappoint1317491237851

Anonymous
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BnSneky: good, 1 less1317983239865
Anonymous: how the fuck do you swollow a kitten ?1317992820160
Vagitarian: As a fervent pussy eater I admire his dedication to eating pussy.1318715980219
iamthewalrus: how does... i.... what?1323222394964
Anonymous: all u bitches lost the game1342885961912
Anonymous: inhaled a pussy?1345427898921
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James Cameron's Avatar - Orson Scott Card's Speaker for the Dead
Avatar story Avatar (20) , story (203)

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Anonymous: Hah!1283277922988
Hellcat1138: holy shit that ucker ripped off my fav author you bastared1283279620981
Anonymous: LOL1289168994464
Weed: Who cares about the enormous amount of unoriginality that went into making that movie? It sucked anyway.1289265216167
Anonymous: neither of the stories are very original1289274373352
Anonymous: that story has been told time and time again. dances with wolves, planet of the apes, etc. etc.1289274506319
Anon: hollywood the pathetic jewish brain washing moloch1290557456255
sandmann: ^ agreed1291317467137
Canucklehead: Benni and Joon,,,,1302885650231
Munchdog: Card, Niven, Asimov, Pohl, Dick, Clark, Et al.1343794033407
Anonymous: one word tells you how little they cared in this movie: Unobtainium. I mean come onnn.1343807982741
Arse not Ass: I thought this movie had pretty effects but the script was powered by unobtanium.1343811081497
spotswood: Avatar, over rated, over hyped, incredibly thin story line and the FX were not that good...1343818032615
Anonymous: Go back further, to LeGuin's The Word for World is Forest1343819524611

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Rare Bunny With No Ears Crushed by Cameraman
News rabbit germany story accident fail animal news (207) , rabbit (28) , germany (43) , story (203) , accident (233) , fail (641) , animal (66)

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Anonymous: At least he got the shot...1331750491980
MadNiggerish: ....shortly after 5000 Jews were gassed.1331751100593
Quantum69: wow, that's fucking sad bro, lol1331758102358
Anonymous: You'd think they'd just cut the ears off another rabbit in the litter and pretend SquishGate didn't happen.1331761997924
fiveby5: who tha fuck lets ultra-rare-"valuable"-earless bunny run amongst the feet of commoners?!1331773115360
Munster: Stupid rabbit...1331834205194
HungLoh: He was just one hop away from mega-world stardom.1331834309215
Anonymous: Now I has a sad....1342500679308
Anonymous: Bunny never heard it coming....1342502078707
Canucklehead: Rabbits new name is "Stew".1342549219358
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A Ronald McDonald Documentary
Story mcdonald's clown story (203) , mcdonald's (65) , clown (39)

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Anonymous: History channel1328885515885
Quasimodo: cool1328885892421
darkstan: Some people go to college while others go to collage. Nice work.1328886710783
Hughbie: RIP Ronald...may you never shit another big mac.1328941076728
määck: I lol'd1328965762944
Anonymous: seems like a pretty cool guy. people that say they don't eat mcdonalds are faggots anyway.1337638595418
Kuder: Fame can be a bitch.1337725279650
trollll: fuck McDs! Walmart too...1337725412279
Anonymous: I cry evertim1339989712273
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GUNN initiated contact with the minor victims primarily by using internet-based interactive video chat services, such as Omegle and Skype.
Justin bieber story arrest pedo internet news justin bieber (28) , story (203) , arrest (47) , pedo (206) , internet (173) , news (207)

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Quantum69: Well it's official then, white teenage girls are dumber than a box of rocks & not even half as useful.1336957303486
Greeft: I am really him, honest.1336957422594
Anonymous: This guy haz some rocks and brains on him! How did he get caught? What is the moral of the story?1337378692679
Anonymous: He was doing this shit from a friend's house - so no, he didn't have any brains on him. This is more about the average teenager girl behind the computer, who can be convinced this easy that you're justin bieber - even when there's no resemblance.1339936815894
Greeft: He was taking a chance though wasn't he? Miners are big strong burley fellows and he could have easily got himself beaten up.1339945514583
fiveby5: i have a theory that all the young chix attracted to bieber are really closeted lesbians...1339953510870
AZO: ^with retarded moms who collected Barbies1339956366551
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Kmart story prank
Kmart story prank kmart (1) , story (203) , prank (83)

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Khalthar: LMAO!!!!!! EPIC FUCKING WIN FOR HUSBAND! I gotta try those!1253007907870
Anonymous: awesome1253120001851
DutchGuy: i think i know this guy1253121420166
lastwinj: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!1253563168426
TASTYbacon: haha WIN!!!!! Missioin impossible 1 was funny hahahaha.1253563899996
skinner: No fucking way.1253622654333
Anonymous: lmao1253728867725
cracker_killer: brings me back to my childhood.....1253739313969
Anonymous: i lold hard1253807518158
Stu: that manager could have managed Sears if he would have only learned how to spell !1253911185308
Bubble: www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv1253911609456
Anonymous: lol histrionic,shyzotypal, and narcissistic1253914038995
Anonymous: Fake. The thing says "lay-buy" but the store is in Nevada, USA. In the US, it's "Lay-away". Stupid Euro-assholes.1258571254584
Samps: Besides, K-Mart doesn't sell firearms. That would be Wal-Mart.1258603364637

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Which species is this..? Uhh, Velociraptor
Jurassic park story comic velociraptor dinosaur hack unix jurassic park (4) , story (203) , comic (464) , velociraptor (6) , dinosaur (58) , hack (72) , unix (6)

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Anonymous: epic1281957573544
Greeft: This is good, someone should make it into a movie or something!1281957692608
Limerick: Trollfaced raptor is terrifying.1284094347233
Anonymous: nice needs a ffffffuuuuu in there though1288420951954
Leashedhate: Agree with Anon, gotta have the final panel fffuuu.1288428348398
Furore23: This is FUKKEN AWESOME. How did I never see this before? OP is the antifag.1306252737120
Furore23: Also: 'drrr drrr drrr' lol.1306252766721
Anonymous: nice one haha1306257478116
MrSandyNigger: hahahahaha good one1307076636218
Grave: that's sums it up so nicely1307086354364
Anonymous: power must've turned off all the fences...even nedry knew better than to mess with the raptor fences...1307351587343
Banshee5: lol1307351940622
Midgeinc: Lol better than the film.1310576911954
Anonymous: true story1324504029774

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Dog sad story
Dog sad story dog (516) , sad (50) , story (203)

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Anonymous: still sad1262050474308
Anonymous: bawww :(1262612959780
Hughbie: aawww.....cry cry cry..lame....cmon...at least make up something good....my dead axolotl could make a better story....1262618108326
Anonymous: can'y be bothered reading all that1262618786752
crackerkiller5: ^lol^1262627722267
crowTrobot: tl dr1263092678173
Anonymous: If it don't fit on a Demotivator, it don't belong.1263133636675
anonymouse: I'd just have anybody wanting a dog sign a legaly binding lifetime contract. Job Done.1263148302815
Canucklehead: Maybe we should put down dog owners who abuse animals?1300304908240
Anonymousg of rubber: tl;dr1300312343642
Anonymous: at least someone on here has a heart1300744443104
BnSneky: fuck it1300744501908
MAELSTHUR: seriously .....fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :(1300813465227

MAELSTHUR
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I got a vasectomy.
Copypasta vasectomy 4chan story copypasta (7) , vasectomy (1) , 4chan (628) , story (203)

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Anonymous: this is full of win1273348001151
Furore23: Interesting if true.1274034063713
NigBickDigger: You are awarded 13 internets.1274034664953
Anonymous: The moral of the story is, get the vasectomy, and date sane women who know how to enjoy sex without the possibility of getting knocked up.1274035755759
iprobablyhateyou: moral of the story: spread herpes1274040064393
Anonymous: God dammit why didn't I think of that shit ..... Crap! ...win.... Why can't I ! Uckn epickkkkkk.1278973805338
Anonymous: This is soooo great1278976314921
Anonymous: my motha fucking nigga......you win 1million internets1279031698622
Epic Beard Man: awesome story, heard it about 10 times.1279032904227
Limerick: Well written.1279123971645
NigBickDigger: *smell kitten1279124033413
techsupportguy: I read another version of this where he witheld the documents from her until he could present them in court1279124454153
Anonymous: cool story bro1279140669402
Furore23: ^^ Which sounds cool, but that kind of stunt doesn't fly IRL unless there's a damn good reason for withholding.1279205497724

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Thumbs up smile face cool story bro emoticon smiley thread logo
Thumbs up smile face cool story bro emoticon smiley thread logo thumbs up (37) , smile (428) , face (904) , cool story bro (3) , emoticon (1) , smiley (21) , thread (1021) , logo (72)

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Quadra: It's all GOOD !1334767897543
RubberG: Cool story, bro!1334769776279
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Foreskin story virgin blood 4chan
Foreskin story virgin blood 4chan foreskin (11) , story (203) , virgin (23) , blood (160) , 4chan (628)

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Quantum69: what the fuck did i just read?1329723570894
Furore23: ^ A screen-capped 4chan thread.1329736099979
iprobablyhateyou: lol vagina dentata1329766420964
MrSandyNigger: Holy fucking shit, this crowns everything.1330197208376
Cunt81: The Timon and Pumba shit was funny!1330197580375
Pyro: took some reading but win!1331549281771
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Hackers Elect Futurama's Bender to the Washington DC School Board
Hack school news story futurama hack (72) , school (160) , news (207) , story (203) , futurama (32)

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Furore23: What a fucking surprise.1330808479335
fiveby5: cool. now maybe we can elect nixon's head for president.1330809053506
Anonymous: ^Aarrrroooo?1330834604714
Lexicon: There is no voter fraud. Nothing to see here. Move along.1330835490605
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Racist news stats story
Racist news stats story racist (35) , news (207) , stats (85) , story (203)

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choadboy: Another newspaper troll1276439377997
Anonymous: That sounds accurate.1277895946233
veranet: rofl1277911002671
boss: There is hope people................................or not...............1277912059662
Furore23: LOL Mexicans.1277916430589
AssLove: So fucking true!1286883662214
George: Hope this movement comes to CA.1286907000172
Canucklehead: right on the Money. Try that in Florida!!!1303320649277
Capeta: lol, this is awesome1324889700614
Vincent859: hahahha.. :)1325054320632
Tattoos: Not rascism, simple facts.1326949466332
Anonymous: LMAO !!!1329946400941
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...HAHAHAHA. - HE KNOWS.
High comic story heknows high (84) , comic (464) , story (203) , heknows (1)

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HWood: I know this is fuckin stupid....1322511329162
halfheat: nice try, put a little more effort into it next time.1322527050312
Anonymous: Every fucking time. Except we both 'know' cause we're both high... but I still lose track of the subject.1322620840915
Anonymous: seems legit1323395604502
Quantum69: it's a lie........liek the caek!1326493509208
Derpina: Lol I'm the same... In my own little trance world1326719372302
Derpina: Except I'm not high... :-(1326719472357
Toxified: Ill blaze one in memory of all the b-tards without. ^1327420988631
Derpina: ^ many thanks :-)1327497685151
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MONKEYS - Start with a cage containing five monkeys.
Monkey experiment psychology story monkey (79) , experiment (12) , psychology (8) , story (203)

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Anonymous: classic1274975699180
Furore23: Oldfags whip newfags into line eventually.1275238137131
cybersinner: Win!1275346144680

Anonymous
cool story brah
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Anonymous: Describes state and federal workers to a motherfucking T1279131090642
Anonymous: dont get it do you retardfags1280385288532
Limerick: Social commentary at it's best.1280630549812
Allah the fag: just like niggers or muslims1283553900433

MrPerspective
It's called TRADITION, you motherfucking heathens. Now OBEY it blindly... or ELSE!
1303606500994

MrPerspective
You know, I've been thinking... we'd get stronger and quicker results with a barrel full of monkeys...
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Anonymous: Conservatives in a nutshell.1314970971733
AnotherAnon: Conservatism by (dictionary) definition will always fail. The world is constantly changing; those that want to cling to the old ways and tradition for the sake of tradition will be left behind by the rest of the world. Support progress. It's our only chance to survive.1314987482143
anonymous: ^ the niggers and muslims can all go live at your house then. After all its 'progressive' to let them all come in.1314999534468
BnSneky: ha1314999620784

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Facebook nigger story owned
Facebook nigger story owned facebook (159) , nigger (630) , story (203) , owned (51)

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donaldd: the diary of a bitch1253293907766
robohitler: thats what happens to coalburners1253927668157
Anonymous: moral of the story: fuck a nigger.... and die1253928665405
Anonymous: i know some fucked up people but this is extreme xD. and anyone who says nigger fuck you1256686323732
Bubble: i love black people, i fuck them all the time1256692626445
Jessica: ^^^I think Swiney or donaldd or Propayne or shit is back taking revenge on Bubble. 1: Bubble is red. 2: Bubble would not say that. 3: Bubble is asleep. 4: Bubble - we all know and love and know that this is not her so fuck off Troll and go back to 4chan - just GTFO....1256693561902
ImaD00d: Probably Swiney. That was some EPIC shit Bubble pulled on him lol!!!1256694373435
Jessica: He deserved it for pulling that shit on Still Anonymous that he was a fucking ex-marine that was trained in guerilla warfare..... I thought Still Anon was going to have to be rushed to the hospital he was laughing so hard the other day he stopped breathing and was turning blue. I think he and I know I would travel to Britain in a fucking heartbeat to hug and kiss Bubble.1256694971536
ImaD00d: Oh, I know. I meant epic in a good way :-)1256703570952
Anonymous: Chicks are MEAN!!!!!!!!!1256760534317
Bubble: i was just bord, but, Swiney just told me (yeah he still talk to me for some reason...) his dad died in a car crash... lol, then he sent me a pic of a hummer, lol i shoulda print screened it, coz first he said he hit a tree, but he sent me a pic of a hummer in the back of a New York school buss, i searched google, and it was the first pic, lol, fucking foggot.1256761896125
Bubble: shareurpics.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/hummer-crash-small.jpg was what he sent, i hacked him coz i was bord, but know i know he's a lying younger that 15 yearold, who had his penis show to everyone at school today because someone, somehow mannaged to get a photo off it...? ffs, guess it wasn't his dad, lol, troll on people, troll on.1256762068447
Anonymous: Haxor Bubble LOL1256766136358
Anonymous: I love that Lisa saved this but Belinda is clearly the winner1256784826128

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Assailant suffers injuries from fall
Nigger news fail crime marine soldiers beat story nigger (630) , news (207) , fail (641) , crime (30) , marine (7) , soldiers (4) , beat (24) , story (203)

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Twinchlian: I guess he lost. Or phailed or whatever.1305312767258
chumpno1: wow, bronze metal at the special olympics1305343445449
iusedtoknowthatguy: haha theres no way he slipped1305435302859
Xits: _1305435611134
GibblesNBits: lmfao watch that first step.. its a DOOZY!..1305436123858
Furore23: And the first step is: don't take on four marines. Second step: don't be a nigger.1305472806404
Allah the cockroach: LOL GOOOO Marines !! They beat the fuck out of him !1305475513523
Anonymous: Got to love em...1305485669741
Pyro: i think that maybe.... he didnt fall1306225859689
Twinchlian: Senseless violence? But no cops or niggers were involved?1306241199832
Anonymous: is the laptop ok?1306241603624
Furore23: ^^ Apart from oh I don't know THE NIGGER AT THE CENTRE OF THE STORY?!?1306248930237
knifed28: i lol'd1306394229319
Anonymous: ok i finally read it and LOL1306401268647

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Would you like a bag sir?
Condom ugly comic joke story condom (51) , ugly (137) , comic (464) , joke (55) , story (203)

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greyhoundpaul: cool if true story.1318252011550
Anonymous: it's lame that you make jokes, then laugh at them, then post 'em online1321816188518
Anonymous: it's them that you post 'em jokes, then online at lame, then make laugh1321818456919
Anonymous: this ain't funny. FAIL1322115843500
clownichter: ^^How isnt this funny noob? This made me lol u sir....are retarded^^1322194162584
Anonymous: made me laugh hard1323100016108
Anonymous: I guess it's funny if you're mentally challenged....?1323102499554
Anonymous: hahahahahaha1323103555541
Anonymous: EPIC FAIL1323493756538
bro: WHEREs MY HeAD1323495370356
Anonymous: i found this hilerious >.< dont care if others give it teh failz1324003802978
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SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER - WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
Boyfriend girlfriend relationship women story comic boyfriend (8) , girlfriend (53) , relationship (15) , women (379) , story (203) , comic (464)

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Anonymous: Wow those drawing are actually pretty epic1262890166645
Anonymous: I cried1262904139912
ValeriZentsov: This is actually genius. Mad twisted genius.1263331158816
4chansucks: I will give it an 8 out of 101263338650412
Anonymous: best version of Moby Dick ever, they should make a film1263347139940
Samps: He's just fixing a problem; no boyfriend, no barrier. Problem solved.1263354672178
jman: luuulzz1263358988814
Anonymous: its quoting the song"Blood and Thunder" by Mastodon, based off of Moby Dick.1263521933534
Sammiches: this is 100$ crazy goodness1263604759642
AGENTDORK: AAARRRRRGH!1265872381770
Anonymous: jailbait1271681087162
Grave: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA That made me cry XD1271681348922
Greg: haaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahah1271704142789
Anonymous: story of my life1271716721729

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Alien toy story doll
Alien toy story doll alien (85) , toy story (1) , doll (108)

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Anonymous: Cool story1281471732882
darkstan: LOL. Ha!1281511654961
Choadboy: I would see that movie!1281514680559
Anonymous: ... ... ... and then???1284565154566
Raptor Jesus: the moral: dont accept huge testicles from nigger strangers1284566779237
Anonymoose: And then Buzz stepped in and busted Woody for being a pedo.1284566805848
Anonymous: toy story, bro!1284572976120
Robbatan: ohhhh -> open end means there will be a part II ?1284573101239
Anonymous: hahahahah :)))1284588126549
Anonymous: Woody is trying to hide his woody with his hat1284588242119
fingerofdoom: AHAHAHAHAHAHA1284611500220
MAELSTHUR: lmao1295283193221
Anonymous: hahahaha1295284060245
Spectre: haha good job :D1295287660872

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COOL STORY, BRO
Cool thread story cool (22) , thread (1021) , story (203)

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Anonymous: really!1261239688517
Riffz: cock goes wheres?1261304322551
djh123: ^in ur mouth^1312866155723
MegaBite: after its been in your ass1312866211724
theheat: but not before its been in your own ass1312869603294
iprobablyamyou: but while its in a niggers ass1317522791551
Anonymous: but not while you are a nigger's ass1317528150285
NorwayJunkie: But while a nigger is a nigger's ass1318367335156
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Nigger 4chan story comic
Nigger 4chan story comic nigger (630) , 4chan (628) , story (203) , comic (464)

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Anonymous: nigger nigger nigger nigger1275892853112
Furore23: Well, it was kind of funny the first 800 times.1275921177394
FreeBirdMarine: lol!1275921486721
Anonymous: fail... if a nigger every said shit to me id break his neck and kill his family...and i dont care if i sould like some little bitch on c4c, i would love to have a fight with a nigger1277646352413
Anonymous: ^^^^ he cried more than the guy in the pic lol1277658505880
FreeBirdMarine: lol way more1277658627559
Moongrim: Truth1277665534375
SlayerofWhiteman: Quoted for truth bitch ass cracker gotta run cry online.1277763808796
vengance: if he called me a pussy I'd have pulled the pipe-bomb out of the inside pocket of my jacket, lit it, thrown it at him, and ran, yelling who's the pussy now bitch???!!!!!1277768709835
ElCapitan: EPIC!1277777924771
Anonymous: Fuckin bitch ass crackas1277791316942
PUSSYSLAYER: ookaayyyy^^^^^1277792013281
Anonymous: And so the internet tough guy was born1277844366942
PUSSYSLAYER: lololol^^^^^^1277857511546

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Yes I Gas Dogs and Cats for a Living.
Dog cat story kill gas 4chan dog (516) , cat (896) , story (203) , kill (46) , gas (14) , 4chan (628)

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Narlodapanda: I dont know what to say...1266987864860
Redrocco: I would just about bet he is talking about Randolph county1266991285933
bananaman: harsh story bro1266991671550
BeaversNDucks: ^^^LOL OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1266992543325
BeaversNDucks: I was gonna say: ..yikes, too long..I made a serriously large effort to read it. I care about animal suffering. I agree that injection is basically instant, and gas is not so much. Animals show love for us because they are so pure in mind..........which is good (especially if you believe in a god) someone has to do the hard job in putting to sleep the unwanted animals.1266993096353
BeaversNDucks: When it says "with the lights still closed" I know it isn't America. No American says "the lights are closed" I love the deep down message this post conveys, but it is bias...........just a little1266993362603
KarmaPickles: ^Cruel Americans. too busy helping 3rd world humans to stay alive, help kittehs!1266994828696
BeaversNDucks: hey focus on the bias.......animals won't suffer the way we do; they love us unconditionaly; they are trusting; and it is sad that not getting the average pet fixed causes a sad situation for the animal.1266995221708
KarmaPickles: ^sorry, didn't read all that. BIG Mammal dude her. go mammals, whalles, dolphins, apes, elephants let alone cats and dogs. ftw! get in her Bob Barker!1266997302116
Dr. Dietmar Posselt: I eat animals, so what's the point?1266997364334
Anonymous: this guy's a pussy, trying to blame everyone except for himself, oh boo hoo-hoo1266997759970
robohitler: i just rescued a stray kitteh1267002408726
KarmaPickles: pics or it didn't happen, robo.1267003598819
KarmaPickles: slammed your ass the other day, robo. shut me the fuck up and post that KITTEH!1267003799267

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Parkersburg story letter
Parkersburg story letter parkersburg (2) , story (203) , letter (24)

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Anonymous: damn hillbillies! lol1276481145487
the7rafe7: we fucked your shit up1279287238495
jacooker: AAHHH YES. Drunk sorority hags. Next to my Harley, the most funnest thing I have ever played with.1280040131419
beepb00p: ^ wow. why are you even pretending to sound straight? this is the Internet and you are anonymous. just be yourself and go ahead and comment on the gay porn like you really want to..1280040479737
Anonymous: ...... only in america...........1282707351876
Anonymous: it was a black sorority1282707977598
mrwhipple: "We certainly won't be using your establishment again, as there were an insufficient number of vomit recepticals in place"1282709256877
Anonymous: a. o. way to go. ohio.1282710324291
Quadra: Those bitches shor can party !1282773773973
muztashflex: sounds like fun1311630492857
Anonymous: Gotta Love White Trash.1316875745595
Raimey_D: This redneck white trash will take this letter as a commendation...they have no respect for others property...they figure if they can't havr anything because their job at the barn only pays $5.00 an hour...to them it's society's fault...society screwed them and they expect to get the same goodies as everyone else and not have to pay it. I grew up in the south and saw this trash everywhere...1316900781944
Raimey_D: Redneck white trash...it proves God has a sense of humor...1316900827218
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MY weed, MY greens. Nigger.
Weed stoned rule pot marijuana story comic nigger weed (325) , stoned (13) , rule (11) , pot (16) , marijuana (69) , story (203) , comic (464) , nigger (630)

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Furore23: Some friends.1274282035186
Anonymous: Wow. Completely pointless. There's 20 seconds I'll never get back.1274282493139
Anonymous: Not funny. Its just an argument between two snoners with no joke1281897402811
Anony-me: stupid just smoke, retards1281900781673
Anonymous: What is this I don't even1285290225580
Anonymous: come on blondie, you can do better than that.1285291308958
Anonymous: what rookie smokers share bong loads anyway?1287748643674
crackerkiller5: wow op your faggotry has no limits...1287766936878
fLARP: n00bz. lulz1287780865721
Clownichter: Well, the title is funny1287806270438
Anonymous: best advert yet... for heroin1287806708849
Anonymous: poetry1287827258476
Anonymous: gay... weed is for lame shitty teenagers1301778223259
crazyassmofo: ^fuck u faggot1301849422277

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COOL STORY BRAH
Thread cool story cat thread (1021) , cool (22) , story (203) , cat (896)

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Anonymous: cool story brah1246836698848
BeatsOnLosers: Da's coo', white boy.1247550862763
eX: Thats damn good story bro1259366749248
Stillfree420: cool1259638501228
Anonymous: cool cat brah1263387498488
Anonymous: looc yrots harb1265497330762
Anonymous: delete pic plzz...............................1265501368295
lonerstoner45: wtf for.....1267292792727
Anonymous: who laughed at haiti? ive donated $25 to them, how much have u done. the jews coulda resisted, some did, a jew has a better chance of defence than a cat, or any animal. grow up, find compassion1268358265671
Sammiches: ^cool story brah1268531742954
lonerstoner45: ^cool comment brah1269323269542
Grave: ^cool reply to a comment brah1269332753915
BoneynDied: ^cool reply to cool comment brah reply1270216620971
Furore23: ^ Cool thread brahs.1278093571330

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4chan story
4chan story 4chan (628) , story (203)

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Sinonymous: lol1254681245522

Anonymous
FAKKEN WIN
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Anonymous: BFD you wear an ascot faggot1254698410283
jackfrosty: Genius. Brilliant. Lolercoaster.1254712170944
Anonymous: so old1254741004811
toxic: rofl1254747160654
jackfrosty: More like TIMELESS.1254834473568
Anonymous: Not an ascot, it's the ascot's gay cousin the neckerchief.1254964444463
Anonymous: ohhh like scooby doo1254970862798
literalka: lolo1255220198675
Shaggy: Like, this is totaly the story of my life guys.1255225188689
Pyro: Like zoinks man This made me laugh so hard my heart almost stopped1255225907872
Anonymous: aryan fag1259285305917

SickNote
FUKKEN WIN
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COOL STORY SIS
Story thread story (203) , thread (1021)

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D3Nl3D: Its wierd to think that while guys are share stories of the women they've had, women are talking about the guys they had first.1264215862474
Anonymous: ^ yawn story sis1264217025166
Anonymous: now back to kitchen!1271105601282
Samps: Blasphemy: there are no girls on teh internets.1271106677624
STFUGTFO: TITS OR GTFO!!!!!!! (and make me a sandwich, while you're at it)1271107185528
Anonymous: That's a first.1286917116194
Anonymous: I'm without a sammich!1286918027916
Hi Hater'$: now get back to my fuckin kitchen now1286925790341
barack osama: i'd hit it1286928933989
Anonymous: go cook me dinner bitch, noone wants to talk to u1286931225247
Anonymous: New Fag1300098166127
crazyassmofo: Agree with STFUGTFO!1300117399885
Canucklehead: makes no sense.1300126676590
danielsimba: THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET1313588645388

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And the Lord God commanded the man, "You are free to eat from any tree in the garden but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for you will surely die."
Story God Genesis adam and eve paradise story (203) , God (79) , Genesis (3) , adam and eve (2) , paradise (4)

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Anonymous: So THAT'S how it happened!1286528046833
Anonymous: PMSL1291907111563
Lickathesplit: ?? I'm pretty sure a vagina smells like fish, not the other way around, that's why i get so hungry every time i lickathesplit..1291907974436
StormTrooper: I see Genesis has been updated. I need this new bible1291916644531
Anonymous: This is from the King Sopranos version of the bible1291979433767
megalomaniac: @Licka - I'm pretty sure yr a virgin, only unwashed vaginas smell of fish1291989201931
Lickathesplit: ^ I think you need to stop comparing baby/child pussy who have no odor, and smeel the real thing maniac, all smell their own distinctive odour1291991825303
megalomaniac: How do u know about baby odor? Pedo? U say pussy always smell of fish, tell your crack whores to wash then smell it reject1291992736921
Lickathesplit: You need to stop blurring shit out without thinking first, when i was a teen the pussy's of my girlfriends didn't have a distinctive smell, later on in life i noticed that all vagina's develop their own smell, logicly it is not because they don't have hygiene, but of the split itself + the urine channel, you dig or you dign't, now GTFO faggot...129199399499
megalomaniac: Are u retarded kid? U said it always smells of FISH, now u backtracking virgil1291995451712
Lickathesplit: It is quite simple, we can read back, and my way of reading might differ from yours, but i read and have said : a vagina smells LIKE fish, not ALL, but 'a'...furthermore, this was a reaction on the story in the pic on your left, read it, enjoy it, and later on it is allowed to react with a smile, don't take things so seriously... faggot... XD1291996321620
Lickathesplit: So sorry for this Mega Shit, the guy took 3 reactions in 12 hours from me, can i get a court order to keep the fucker at least 50 sentences away from me please, a barrel of laughs he must be at your party... Nice thread though, keep on rockin' in the free world...1291996936975
megalomaniac: Ahahaha ramblings of geek thats never had any. Your stories contradict faggot1291997128156
Anonymous: wow, this conversation is about nothing, but pussy smells good. i was smelling my gfs last night1291997317486

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Get out of the car!
Gun fail old police story article gun (192) , fail (641) , old (174) , police (264) , story (203) , article (57)

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Anonymous: lol1309774650827
Anonymous: only in america1309797463194
Anonymous: lame, she should have shot at all 4, the 4th stabbing her in his death throes and the police officer jizzing all over the crime scene1311628899666
Anonymous: Lol, lady wins....1311629155360
Anonymous: rotflmfao1311800224723
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Depewissexxy 4chan story hijack
Depewissexxy 4chan story hijack depewissexxy (1) , 4chan (628) , story (203) , hijack (2)

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Anonymous: fail?1255326593550
Anonymous: No you fool!!!1255327713133
Anonymous: win1256146866823
m1tc4: I think that is a win.1263680128980
Sammiches: roflmfao, that was completely unexpected!!!1263683852312
mosh3x6: damn those bears!! poseing as hot hot hot sexy chicks.. DAMN THEM1263684390958
Anonymous: This exact same thing happened to me, right down to the password.1263691355153
the7rafe7: omfg i love you guys.1278838681630
Anonymous: This is brilliant :))1278866343713
NigBickDigger: meh...1278866530828
L555: I lol'd1295224931878
Spectre: that was.... random....1295280109231
Anonymous: hahahahaaha most amazing thing eve seen all week!!1295501237225
brassmonkee: Damn, he barely made it out of that one!1295507762525

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4chan fat story
4chan fat story 4chan (628) , fat (582) , story (203)

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Anonymous: Hehehe1258167414951
Hughbie: Oookkk...1258173038946
Pyro: interesting1258173265522
anonymous: "cannabis overdose" lmao1258175307424
ImaD00d: I was waiting for a punch line or twist or something... nothing ever came. Well, Anon came...1258182023936
BeaversNDucks: yeah a cannabis overdose, quite the anti-marijuana ad.....such a waste of typing1258183496367
nawaras: :D nice story1271197890498
DropkickMurphy: So much potential, and now its gone1271200952462
Nickeh43: uhhhh that was only one night in a closet, fatass. If you'd gotten laid as many times as you claimed I'm pretty sure we would've heard all about that too. heh1271200954777
Anonymous: tl;dr1271207114942
Tabris: wow, congrats1271233591896
darkwing duck 421: wait cannabis overdose?!? ha.......ah........ha......loud...laugh...out....laugh...loud lulz1272869231938
darkwing duck 421: ......fat fucker..........bitch.....skank1272869367398
Grave: no.1272893317282

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Cool Story Bro
Cat thumbs up thread cool story cat (896) , thumbs up (37) , thread (1021) , cool story (5)

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MrPerspective: Looks just like my late cat. Terror of the neighborhodd for 15 years of non-stop bloody terror. <31307157306844
Banshee5: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110407020310/uncyclopedia/images/c/c3/Brool-Story-Co.jpg1307217437483
Banshee5: ▲ *sigh* gentlemen... the time of copy pasta has come1307217476130
MrPerspective: ▲ ▲ this is copy...1307247243833
MrPerspective: ▲ ▲ ▲ This. Is. PASTAAAAAA!1307247259971
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COOL STORY, BRO
Cool story thread cool story (5) , thread (1021)

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FullOnIrish: Guinness, feck yeah!1245512882256
sinonymous: I'll 'av a Killkeney, tah1249503696284
Furore23: He wants you to keep talking so he can finish chugging your beer.1277305726840
Anonymous: That shit is nasty1280321145166
Anonymous: blub blub, gurgle gurgle bro!1283874382453
Anonymous: One: That's not Guinness, Two; That is his hair1289174894557
Donald Trump: Now you undo the chin-strap and return dat crash helmet to me immediately!1289392957694
BnSneky: Retard1289397217598

sickfuck88
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Anonymous: i prefer chocolate milk1290211815714
michi krause: hai i'm michi krause and what iz zis?1290556732159
sandmann: ^ dein maul du schlampe1291317575661
Anonymous: There's a cat sleepin on his head.1291317842194
epic: Son, I am disappoint.1291319296214

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Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
Tsa news piercing patdown cum arrest story tsa (12) , news (207) , piercing (138) , patdown (2) , cum (324) , arrest (47) , story (203)

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Anonymous: cummings?? muahaha!!!1300977691882
Greeft: lol Fake.1300978766120
Weed: I've seen faker.1300986702358
crazyassmofo: I've seen fakest.1300990211215
HanoverRed: This is lame1300990570954
Anonymous: ^very1300990899323
Anonymous: believable.1302473859942
Cheesecake: fuck the x-ray and metal detector, next time I'm getting the "pat down" by the FAP agent1302479201133
Anonymous: why did he touch his dick then?1302479620613
Twinchlian: In some eastern countries they have a "Happy endings patdown" - sometimes for as little as 25$, which may sound a lot but keep in mind that these are airport prices.1302479808500
Anonymous: Got him cumming and going... or going and cumming?1302552949417
Captngeetch: Geez, can't a guy blow a load without getting arrested1302559137281
Anonymous: what a horrible offence to be on your record1302631959735
Glennocide: THAT HILARIUS wat a fag!1305897406766

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COOL STORY BRO
Borat cool story thread borat (12) , cool story (5) , thread (1021)

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not anon: i fuckin hate it soo much when people say this!!!1279791458457
Anonymous: ^interesting tale, friendo1279796864104
Grave: ^^:134971:1280694589832
Grave: ^facepalm1280694978971
crackerkiller5: image FAIL1280736091290
anonymous :S: i like this photo ..... NOOOOOOOOOT x)1280736141738
ElCapitan: ^shutup fag1280752048690
Grave: ^+11280752364836
Moot ♿: Kill Jews !1280764885955
Grave: ^kill newfags first.1280765180534
Anonymous: ⚡⚡ HEIL HITLER ⚡⚡1280766347188
Grave: ^Spoiler: he died.1286543606774
Anon: ^ Spoiler: Newfags can't post images1302137918295
Leashedhate: Catch phrase here!1302193369582

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