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"omg wtf is this"

Anonymous: Nothing you EVER do will ever matter .. EVER

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Anonymous: Where is your god now?

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Vincent859: ^ My God is infinite -- a concept you either know nothing about, or are to afraid to contemplate. But fear not, it will be explained to you soon enough -- TOO soon for your liking, no doubt.

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Anonymous: ^ Gotta love fanatic religionfags.

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Anonymous: ^true

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Anonymous: ^ There is on god but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet!

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Anonymous: It would be so neat to see if there was another human type animal somewhere else how they live their lives. I'm willing to bet we are doing it wrong.

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Anonymous: 55 Cancri is a person in your neighbourhood, in your neighbourhood, in your neighbourhoooooood

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McKwack: You are here ---> •

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randomdudeontheweb: dude this is too much, how can I be so small

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Ghostoftime: Your sooo small that you don't exist.

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Anonymous: if the observable universe is the size of a person, he'd need something stronger than an electron microscope to find us

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Anonymous: everything is awesome lyrics! http://htwins.net/scale2/ 'the Scle of the Universe'

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Ghostoftime: When will the over powered aliens arrive to wipe us all out? This place is boring needs to be redecorated with blood and guts.

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Hughbie: FFFFFUUUUUU I am the universe....so fuck you...

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Cunt81: Aw dammit!

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Anonymous: "from scratch"? those dry skin bits you peel off of your dried out scrotum? no, thanks, I think I'll just have some coffee

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Anonymous: Carl 'mother fucking' Sagan for the win!!

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Magister: RIP Jim Carrey

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Anonymous

Close Enough

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darkstan: LOL

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Anonymous: Penfold: THAN !! Your mind is slower THAN it used to be !!

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Anonymous: (sighs at the athiests and thier "science") ...sorry fools, it's yet more evidence of 2012

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Ma$aaki: Jesus Freaks will be shot accordingly if they interfere anymore in the matter of this subject.

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darkstan: Whatever the results, we should, from time to time, attempt to gain some perspective. THX, OP.

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Anonymous: Bullshit. Shopped. If those stars were that big, they would fill up the whole sky.

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Anonymous: Just a bunch of angry wanna be "scientists" trying to attack God because they don't understand. FAIL

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Anonymous: i'm scared.

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Lickathesplit: Nah, just narrow viewed...

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Fuck Jesus: @8853: Just a bunch of angry "religionists" trying to attack science because they don't understand. FAIL!!!

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Niklas: Uranus is tighter than I expected.

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Anonymous: what's my anus doing in a picture on the internet?

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Anonymous: haa it's ironic i had to zoom into that picture

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SR52: @3464: You do realize these Stars are millions of lightyears away, right?

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Groot: Well done. If only there was a 'Like' button here.

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Limerick: It made me feel wet.

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Limerick: Damn. Already made that joke.

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chrud: no, i just look at smaller things and pretend imma giant

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brassmonkee: damn...my dick is huge!

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BnSneky: no it didn't.....big BANG

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Glennocide@wrk: i well preferd the gif

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the original spoon: There are more GALAXIES out there than there are grains of sand on all the beaches on this planet. Imagine that shit!

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Anonymous: How the fuck are there 2 different largest stars?

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Furore23: I'll just leave this here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEheh1BH34Q

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Anonymous: even in hatred there is wisdiom

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Anonymous: billions of galaxies,stars,planets bla bla.... and what? god found this fuckin one place for humankind(white people)this is ridicilous.

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Anonymous: i found dark matter repulsive

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Anonymous: @2620: When you were born Universe

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Anonymous: ^ noob

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Anonymous: ^ you need go travel in giant planet's turd storms

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Anonymous: ^ newb.

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Anonymous: ^ I'd sucking your bewb

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Anonymous: ^ get back in your hole you fucking moron

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Anonymous: ^ I wish a planet uranium put at your Asshole

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Anonymous: ^ get back in your hole you fucking moron.

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Anonymous: ^ Your mothers asshole ?

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Anonymous: ^ trolled :)

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XITS: is it gay if two balls of burning gas touch?

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Anonymous: the sun is a nucleus, the heliopause:the membrane, anything else: between planets and planetesimals- the organs of the cell, and interplanetary space: the plasma that holds it all together. Further, all connected by webs of magnetic fields which have their hub: the sun

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Crackhead Fezmonkey: The best time to visit the sun is at night; you won't burn up.

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poopypants: christians=the arrogant belief a wizard did it

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Hughbie: and so continues the endless dribble...christians saying they are better/smarter, athiests saying they are better/smarter.....Fuck it people..believe in your shit but don't think you are better than anyone else just because of your beliefs or views. And fuck the christian trolls as well...and muslims too..and hippies and PETA and vegetarians...and santa and the tooth fairy as well.

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Anonymous: The man who thinks he knows something is the man I know is wrong.

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pocket: ^but how do you know that?

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Anon mouse: what the fuck does this pic have to do with the bible anyone who believes one thing is true and looks at everyone else as being wrong are being arrogent noone knows.

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Anonymous: who the fuck cares? just live your day

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katlyng420: Dont be stupid BurgerChan. Perhaps you should look up "Sarcasm" in a dictionary.

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Docthebastard: There's only one thing worse Arrogant Christians and that's Americain Christians

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Anonymous: That is truly an arrogant belief. Of course I made it for you!

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Anonymous: So isnt it EQUALLY arrogant to believe that in the entire biilion-galaxy universe he only created little ol' us? THEY ARE OUT THERE!!!! HURRY, go tell your priest/pastor/rabbi that aliens exist!

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Anonymous: both atheists and christians are arrogant,creation of the universe is obviously not created by some dumb old guy with a beard and was neither a stupid accident

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Bonerpunch: ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD

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Anonymous: for all of you clueless morons above: THIS SUPPORTS ATHEISM

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Grave: lol.

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Anonymous: its created by us. The observer creates reality. Study the holographic principle. Look up the double slit experiment.

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Anonymous: Physics has prooven that all we see is an illusion and that we are the observers creating the reality of this illusion.

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Anonymous: just because there is no such thing as god doesn't mean I am an atheist fucktard

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homerboy: good call poopypants....... a wizard did it! hahahaaaaaa

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Anonymous: guys, its irony. he wrote that on purpose he doesnt believe in god. jeez its 4chan lol

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ThelemicMage: hahaha

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Moongrim: Checkmate!

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anonymule: wut...

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Anonymus: ... was not created by a bearded guy who lives in the sky. Gods are for faggots.

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anonymule:

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torker: billions and billions

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PIratebob: bout as stupid an argument for religion you could make... that or the earth is less then 10,000 years old

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AlienNation: Do you believe in Xenu? No? Allah? No? Buddha? No? Yahweh? No? Then you are a fucking atheist!

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PIratebob: Indeed I am. Indeed I am

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Wr104gamma: This universe is just a facet in a transdimensional multiverse.. This universe is expanding and evolving. If it was created, it wouldn't still be growing. The thought that their is a space loving easter bunny anywhere in THIS universe that is a MAN and who has any idea we even exist is ARROGANT and egotistical.. We are only humans, and in fact are not that SPECIAL or PERFECT..

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AlienNation: The creation created the creator and the other way around. Man trippy.

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Anonymous: it'd was created ... by the big bang

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AlienNation: But what created the big bang? Check

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holyshitlongname: ^itself

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PIratebob: Head explodes in three different universes

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Wr104Gamma: The big bang was cause by the colliding of sub atomic particles how those particles got there is what science is working on right now,, But the big bang has been proven already if you want to check out research on the subject cern.org

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ThelemicMage: actually, the big bang hasn't been "proven" by any means. that's one thing they're still working on. more probable than the big bang is that creation point happens waaay in the future, and we are living in the past. thus the whole being able to remember the past, but not "remembering" the future, more like intuition.

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YuLiekPicturz: Big bang is caused by the bomb atheist used to kill god with

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ThelemicMage: yes YuLiek, in the future.

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ThelemicMage: i'm no ReligionFag, but goddamn, it seems that all you so-called "athiests" have so much hate in you because "waah.. mommy and daddy lied to me about god", and anything past 3-d reality is just too complicated for your less-than-rigorous thinking

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ThelemicMage: "...athiest used to kill god with" makes you look just like your angry inner child that can't believe that your parents "lied" to you about god. if you were a true athiest, you wouldn't post anything about "killing god"

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PIratebob: Because I'm really trying to meet some intellectual standard on c4c?

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ThelemicMage: obviously

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ThelemicMage: bong hits

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Anonymous: That would be an ecumenical matter

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asp: is god the thing that created the universe (with a big bang) 13 billion years ago or is god a thing that looks into your head(6 billion heads) and if you think something that It doesn't like It sends you to hell to suffer for eternity

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Anonymous: so if it took god 7 days to create a planet full of mud and water, how long did it take him to creat the infinate universe?

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Anonymous: little birds, flowers and bambi are so pretty. how can you believe they were no created? what an argument! and please stop trying to psychanalyse atheists. religion seems far more pathological to me (how old are you? and you still believe in santa claus?)

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Anonymous: Religion: The belief that an entire universe with billions and billions of galaxies was made by an invisible bearded guy, all for trumped up primates living on an insignificant backwater planet.

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XYZZY: It kills me how people will try to compare faith and science. And, what astonishes me, is that when they fail they only get more feverent about what they claim to believe. Faith and science are complely differen't. Comparing them is pure foolishness.

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Anonymous: So, if you god is so magnific, who create your god ? Your thinking fails !

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anon: it kills me how ppl cant just get over someone elses belief, atheists typical hypocritical bastards

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Anonymous: Why god as create so many stars ? We will never can see them because they are too far away ?

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Anonymous: Why god has created stars 13,7 billions years ago ? Human beeing was not born ?

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Grave: This pic opened my eyes, I'm a believer now. JESUS SAVE MY SOUL!!!

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BnSneky: i can not believe

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Phadrus: I'm not sure this is an argument for anything. Fucking weird ass OP's.

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anonymous: some people just don't get it and they never will. luckily religiousness is decreasing

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Munster: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn...

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Phadrus: And not a moment too soon. We need fewer people believing in magic, wizards, talking donkeys and the like. People actually believe this shit.

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SHOOTtheNIG: Atheism: The arrogant belief that if you're not an atheist; you swallow bullshit religion...

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Leonn: Atheism= IM BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE LOLOLOL *cuts self*

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YuLiekPicturz: Religion = IM BETTER THAN ALL OTHER RELIGION LOLOLOL *kills everyone but self*

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Anonymous: my dad could beat up your dad

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Anonymous: Does it matter what came before, or what's outside the universe? What's wrong with simply accepting we don't know, and might never know. Why do we need an explanation?

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Grave: ^fart

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Anonymous

this post is not about bananas.

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Grave

or is it?

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Anonymous

It sure the fuck IS!

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Anonymous: atheistic - rejecting any belief in gods ......

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Xuvial: ....wasn't created by what? The sentence isn't complete....either OP's grasp on english is retarded, or his grasp of atheism is retarded (i.e. either way he's retarded) :P

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Phadrus: Who says we won't know what happened before the big bang? We are able to take pictures of galaxies that formed just after the big bang in just a mere few million years? Let me repeat that. Humans went from thinking the wheel was a pretty awesome idea, to being able to photograph galaxies formed right after the big bang. We can SEE THEM! Humans are fucking awesome! We can do anything.

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Anonymous: yeah! and i'm so glad to live in 2010. the human knowledge has never been that huge. I hope I will live much longer to learn even more!

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rock: Creationists are so desperately sad,they dont realise how retardedthey are

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Lickathesplit: The bible, koran and thora can be described by 1 word : FAIL !!! I have no room/space on this site, otherwise i would love to write some sence into you. It takes me about 10 pages, inwich i crush these fairytails of those books. Science ( inwich i believe) WILL unprove the so called excistence of this so called god of yours.

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Flarp: Oh, come on. Who the fuck knows? But, if there is an benevolent entity out there, a 'how do you do' sure would be nice from time to time.

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Lickathesplit: Before the 'big bang' there were flows of energy, these vast intellects came to be as an reaction on the all of nothingness, these energy's radiated residu (like a snake shads it's skin) wich formed matter after time, except the energy clouds ate the residu back, for it was theirs and in their 'space'. Different energy's absolved different residu matter...t.b.c.

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Flarp: I'm curious. Usually, intelligent self awareness is the cornerstone of intellegent life. Who is to say that self awareness is not simply a 'feature' of being a double helix peptide programmed meat robot? It would be amusing for Gods to visit, and show us that we are just the roombas of the Terran furless meat monkey existance.

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Lickathesplit: Mutation started after different residu matters were combined with others, the energy's learned how to manipulate, and how to impregnate themselfs into the matter, time went by, mutations kept on mutating, all matter started to clutter untill the point that gravity came in to the factor, cluttering, growing, mutating, the energy's amerged partially togrther..t.b.c.

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Lickathesplit: Untill the point the core could not grow (be pressed) further inwards any more, boom, there is your 'big bang'. Short story ; action is reaction, which brings reaction, the chicken and the egg story, inwhich the (cell) was first of cource. Conclusion is ; energy was here first. You speak of god, i specify..

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Lickathesplit: On a personal note : Who is Flarp, FlaRp, FlarP, can't tell the difference between them/him/shapeshifters..and who is Lickodsplit ? no originality left in the world ???

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Munster: The galaxy was created because of God magical powers... riiight!!!...

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Flarp: Flarp: imaginatory lycanthrope (either that, or banjo artist. I forget.) I find it entertaining that what amounts to as hairless monkeys that mean less than a bacterium in the scale of things, actually have the audacity to think their feeble 1.6% genetically 'advanced' brain actually can come up with the correct answers; when most of you prolly cannot even clean your asses correctly.

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Flarp: Oh, the magic that is revealed when six small segments of DNA have a little more bling than the rest of the stoopid animals that infect this place. For all we know, we are the only things that exist that even contemplate such elaborate faggotry. Oh wont that the the 'fart in chuch' when we extinguish ourselves.

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Anonymous: Sorry for being arrogant, but thats the way I roll!

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Lickathesplit: Atheism : the believe the entire billion-galaxy universe was not created...

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Lickathesplit: There's a double slit somewhere..? i'd fuck it...

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MrPerspective: Belief that the entire billion-galaxy universe WAS created JUST for us, now THAT is the most arrogant thing I've heard in all the known Cosmos... and I've hitch-hiked across many galaxies!

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ElAhrairah:

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ElAhrairah

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Anonymous: One little trip through "logical fallacy land" and 3/4 of the comments here vanish into insipidness

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Tattoos: Is insipidness anywhere near Biloxi ?

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MrPerspective: ^ I think it's just south of Deepinaharta, Texas.

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MrPerspective: Shit happens. And so did the Universe. "BOOM, baby!"

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djh123: i see stars :)

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Lickathesplit: ^ Damn, now i'm gonna have to comment in that thread too..

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Anonymous: This is definitely just sarcasm. I am disappoint.

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danono: really?...THAT many of you who dont understand irony or sardonism?....what really?!..

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Anonymous: So God just happened?

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Anonymous: Atheists rules can be stuck to. Unlike Religious Rules which are only advisory, for themselves that is. Everyone else is expected to maintain them.

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Lickathesplit: Daaaaajum, i must've been smoking some shit back in the day.. The real fucked up part of it is that i can't remember where i bought it..

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Anonymous: a clear response of influence intelligent characterz

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been there bangin': at least it doesn't take an entire book to expalin it.

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Bunglicker: Well, isn't that just ass-backward. THEISM- The belief that this incrediblely vast Cosmos, made up of hundreds of billions of galaxies, witch taken together have trillions of stars, all of witch probably have multiple planets around them, taking billions of years to come about, were created for one pitiful creature, humans, on one planet that revolves around one star,out of that vast multitude!

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Bunglicker: BWAA HA! HA! YEAH RIGHT!

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Spartak: But whe thay are? Where are aliens? Why we don't see them???

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Clark Griswold: There is a estimate of around 10 billion spiral galaxies, let alone other types that are much more common. Spirals are relatively rare. The chance of US making it to the nearest galaxy of any type is slim. So you still want to believe in the mythology of the Jews of Palestine from 2700 years ago? How about something bigger to believe in already. Get out and see if there's something else already..

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Clark Griswold: I wonder if they will still want to occupy the "Holy Land" and stand at the Western Wall 32 billion years from now when it will be -200 degrees and the sun will be less bright than the full moon. Anyone for walking around the Kaaba then? It is just so silly.

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NotSoMuchAnonymous: If you ask sane people if they for real believe in Santa Claus/Easter Bunny/Elfes they would say NO, fantasy figures don't exist for real. Then they get insane and say they for real believe in god, because that fantasy figure does in fact exist.. THEY ARE MORONS!!

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Anonymous: RELIGION: THEY BELIEVE A WIZARD DID IT

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been there bangin': so how many times have Xtians gotten it wrong ? All the times, so far. lulz.

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BnSneky: Whoa

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Anonymous: I believe that religion is used as a set of morals that people should follow in order to become better people. I do not think that it should be taken literally. Like the book green eggs and ham. The story is a silly story about food, but the moral and real message of the story is that you shouldn't be afraid to try new things and that you shouldn't judge something by its appearance. I believe the

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Anonymous: same concept goes for the Bibal. It is a collection of stories that all have morals that are supposed to teach you to be a better person. That is what I believe the point of religion truly is. Not that there is any actual thing to warship, but that it is a moral code to help you be a better person. That's why I will never go to church or spend any time praying. But I will also not fight against

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Anonymous: religion like so many other atheists are so determined to do. That's just my opinion. I know that half of the people on this website don't give two shits about what I have to say, and that I can expect some immature response, but I hope that this site's more intelligent audience hears what I have to say. Meh. Who am I kidding? This is 4chan. No intelligent people!

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fiveby5: ^you are correct, sir. there ARE no intelligent people on 4chan. luckily, this is chan4chan, where EVERYONE is omnisciently brilliant.

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NotSoMuchAnonymous: A little bit ( this much --><-- ) laughing @ fiveby5, good one. Also 3* anon is somewhat right, I can buy the guidelines and moral rules talk. But when they become fanatic idiots and want to force other ppl to think like they do, they are exactly as dangerous as vegans, abortion fighters and nazis.So, fuck them..

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Crackhead Fez Monkey: May the Balls of God slap gently upon your chin forever, for it is written, "Unless a man drinks deeply of His Holy Spermulum and swallows, he may not enter unto the Kingdom of Heaven'. Amen.

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CrackSnacker: ^ Okay, you first.

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PocketPickle: Just like everybody else.... You are a unique individual.

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Warg: Perspective. When I'm alone in my room, I'm the most important thing there. Also, naked.

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Anonymous: lol^

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Furore23: ^^ Like, SUPER naked?

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Anonymous: I was in the core of a star, beat that bitches...

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Anonymous: Hell, that much crap out there and I'm still the best? That's a real ego boost.

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Anonymous: One gun with ammo and see how 'insignificant' I can remain.

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Anonymous: Insignificant? I am the reason the whole universe stays together..... I ass banged this really fat black chick, and caused a super-massive black hole.

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gookheadcrusher: my dogs don't think so

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RubberG: Yeah , but I'm white and American. DOUBLE LOTTERY WINNER!

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r130308: So just kill yourself, already.

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Anonymous: @OP - I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to your mother last night.

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Anonymous: that's not what Fred Rogers tells me .

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Bulbasaur111919: I am Galactus, feed me your puny earth!

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lictor: ^ do you want fries with that?

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Anonymous: I constantly emailed this weblog post page to all my contacts, because if like to read it afterward my links will too.

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darkstan: Bump because the above comment should propel nothing.

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Anonymous: units of measure... useless.

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SciencyTypeGuy: It;s simply saying that our entire universe is just a couple of nuerons in some entities brain.

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KarmaPickles: ....who's universe is just a couple of nuerons in some OTHER entities brain!

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BernardTheRetard: I've done a lot of drugs I'm sure my brain cells don't look like that

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ʍǝɾ ɐ ʇsnɹʇ ɹǝʌǝu: i shat something similar last week. am i god?

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Furore23: ^ No, but you better go get that turd back, because IT is.

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mACÄK: nope no horoscopes in the brains

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Limerick: The estimated amount of grains of sand in the world and the estimated amount of stars in the universe are both approximately one mole.

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Burrgeezy: Both are full of billions of fuck

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Oran Gutan: you don't have to be a genius to think of this, ever noticed the similarit y between atoms, solar systems and galaxies ?

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Anonymous: ^no

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AZO: we're all God's braincells tumors

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NorwayJunkie: They are the same

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BnSneky: what in the fuck...................

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Anonymous: our universe is just a Mickey Mouse brain cell

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MarkosT: to take it even smaller.....relative distance between the nucleus of an atom and the electron field orbiting around it is larger than the planets around the sun.....you are overwhelmingly mostly empty space, people!

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Anonymous: ^that's your answer to everything

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MarkosT: ^I can't hear you, I'm too far away

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Anonymous: Simple Physics versus the paradox of scale. Atoms and solar systems, Neurons and Galaxies.

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anony-mousse: Magnets

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Anonymous: I wonder what a nigger's brain looks like; it must look like watermelon, kfc or koolaid

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SLAVE45: huh?

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Anonymous: there's a mid-sized cockroach crawling up my ass

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Munster: Wow, i like cereal...

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FlaRp: :( Sun never gets invited to block parties

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fapperdoodle: the universe is huge; smoke weed everyday

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ImGod: You guys are morons. Just because someone believes in God doesn't mean they swallow bullshi religion. Religion = collections agency targeted to gullable retards... Belief in "God" or a similar concept (whatever it may be) is the only viable explanation as to how the laws of science were written and executed. Every1 loses, I win. Enjoy the platter full of your ass with all the trimmings.

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BnSneky: where is da earth at?

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Furore23: ^ You're soak in it.

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Furore23: ^ Um, soakING. Soaking in it.

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Furore23: ^^ I'll get me coat.

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Anonymous: Even the galactic supercluster doesn't encompass how big of a stupid religion is.

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koda12: ^sooo how do you suppose we were created?

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Anonymous: SEX

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Anonymous: Even that gulf cannot describe the amount of emptiness that comes from Republicanism.

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BAMBU: :-O Wanna have space adventures... (*start playing Mass Effect*)

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immadragon: book me a ticket to the Sextans galaxy....

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Anonymous: Starship enterprise is out there exploring; don't worry

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Quantum69: seems legit, but how do they know how big the universe is when they can't see 90% of it (a.k.a dark matter)?

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Furore23: ^ They used one of those 1m diameter wheels that you push along and count the clicks.

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Bonefish: That's right you pathetic, tiny primates, on the scale of the Cosmos you're no more significant than an ameba. Live your one life the very best that you can because in a flash you're going to be dust.

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halfmast: GTFO Pluto your not a planet!

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Anonymous: ^LOL . You're right half. Bye bye Pluto, you're just a Trans-Neptunian Object. FAIL.

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Anonymous: true they live on the dark side of the moon from many years or inside earth or something...

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Anonymous: looool..reptoids????!! seriously? fucking losers

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eyedol: a turtle?

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TickleThis: WHERE THE FUCK IS GALIFREY!?

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Anonymous: the sun is at the center of the galaxy if the galaxy is heliocentric

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Anonymous: Lets go hunt swamp rats on Tatooine! Yes!

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Anonymous: My astronomy teacher was a noob at trolling...

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Vincent859: There is no "dark side" of the moon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon#Appearance_from_Earth

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Vincent859: Heliocentrism refers to the planets orbiting the sun. It has nothing to do with galaxies.

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Anonymous: heliocentric means "sun in center" - does it matter if its a solar system or a galaxy?

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Vincent859: Luke Skywalker hunted "womp rats" in his "T-16" on Tatooine.

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BnSneky: Lame

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Anonymous: FAIL

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Anonymous: doctor i think im constipated

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OMG: i just ralfed .. o god ..........

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Uncle Harvey: To see the world in a grain of sand... or the universe in an asshole

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Anonymous: HhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anonymous: goatse = win

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Anonymous: kill it with fire!!!!!!

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Anonymous: Say cheese

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Grave

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ImYourMomBIATCH: lol

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crackerkiller5: fuck you op

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djh123: ^you mad? ^

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Banshee5: hahahahah, superb

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Anonymous: this is at what scientists look all day

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RKB: Amazing ...and to think that people believe we are the only intelligence that exist. Impossible it seems.

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Grave: ^people also believe in a talking snake.. just play it down for a while I'm sure they'll figure out it's not real like they did with the witches and the dragons..

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fingerofdoom: let's move to uranus

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blutschwingel: you forgot to mention my anus

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g-man: My anus is right; this taught nobody anything. you alll sit at your screens all day and learn FUCK ALL

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Anonymous: Why are the stars casting shadows (or have shading for that matter)?

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Judas: ^ coz its not real

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kib420: next is my dick

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luigui: vy canis majoris is a kick ass

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Anonymous: my anus is much, much smaller than uranus.

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MarkosT: Hey, that's my bowling ball! Fucking machine never returned it last Thursday night.

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