Banshee5: goddang... now I wanna play Assassin's creed again
SS18: What the fuck is this? The water is filthier than a niggers bath.
Anonymous: You could always fish for brown trout.
Anonymous: "O sole mio..."
Chanonymous: At certain times of the day (high tide) the water swells and the boats don't fit under some of the bridges. The locals will usually help out so you'll have 20 scholl kids jumping into in your romantic gondola ride to lower it in the water so it can continue.