Atheists think this just happened by chance one day - Christians know a wizard did it.

Hughbie: Get back in your room son...go fap to some shit or whatever..

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Jesus: oooohhh yes i go fap to GORE

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J: Al Gore ? ^^^

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Dr. Dietmar Posselt: If you stare deep enough, goatse will be seen! hail!

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kinganonymous: "Christians not know a wizard didn't it". (sample nature)

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Anonymous: epic

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Anonymous: FTW!!!!!!!

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Anony mouse: christians are stupid

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Anonymous: christians can blow it out their ass

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Warg: There is a supreme force guiding the progression of the cosmic machinery... but this Supreme One is not Jehovah, nor is he any of the other Gods from human mythology, but rather a being no mortal man can fathom.. Gods influence the cosmos, but they are part of it as are humans, and cannot escape the workings of fate, i.e. the plans of the Supreme.

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Doyousmell: both are retards...

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Anonymous: I God is so clever, why the fuck did he create Poland ?

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Anonymous: ^^tell the jews to quit lying?

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667thSTD: FUCK EVERYTHING I"M BACK

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Anonymous: religious people just got owned

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Lickathesplit: There is a collective force guiding the advancement in the universe

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Anonymous: ^ you give too much credit to the jews.

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Lickathesplit: Other universes aside this issue, you say god created mankind to its own image, we are a collective of particles, atoms, molecules & shit, everything in this universe is ! The anatomy of your "god" is therefore a colective one..If you need to speak with them, i suggest you figure out the frequency onwich they communicate and leave a message..I would say : FFFUUU ! that should draw their attention.

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Anonymous: @Lickathesplitactually the jews worshipped moses and christianity ie praying to god has only been around since ad hence 2010 years. so in summary go let that hot air out of your arse in your dream journal not our internets

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Anonymous: dark matter makes up everything even atoms can you guess what dark matter is? Long story short Atheists now have our permission to shit bricks.

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Anonymous: It took 4.000.000.000 years, religious idiots

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Lochcelious: Yeah, its called dark flow Lickathesplit

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GOD: HA HA DISREGARD THAT I DON'T EXIST BUT STILL SUCK COCKS!!!!!!!!

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savyp: godisimaginary.com = win

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cheesecake: christians dont think

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Anonymous: OK Xtians, make it happen again.

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Anonymous: as a posttheist i know that the earth was created by god, who controls the weather which is made by the earth. took a little bit of time not a day. but my mind creates it every day out of external stimuli anyways.

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Anonymous: god is multiply defined though, not only nanophysics but in the xtian jewish scriptures (that they used because of them being new at that time) its also anger or free will apart from it being human beings at times - it differs.

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TheBigBang: For crying out loud..., I shoot off ONE load and you samefags argure about it forever...

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Ceesaurus: ^LOL, correction though, The Big Expansion is part of a recycling process. Cluttering black holes, super black hole, collapse of all matter and their contained energy towards one super dense point, compressed matter, critical mass, immense pressure loops to the anti reaction = Big Expansion, matter and energy incline to return to their natural state, recycle completed.

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Quantum69: ^huh wut?

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Ceesaurus: The question which i find interesting is which was first ; Matter that somehow captured energy, or energies that somehow became normal/ dark or pink spotted pepsi light matter for all i care and mutated/ evolved during recycles..

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Hughbie: I just dropped a huge dump of recycled food in the toilet. I wonder what matter that will become. Oh thats right...it's fecal matter!

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Ceesaurus: ^and a millionth of it will return to you by drinking it, eating it or breathing it through recycling. Your point is ? # constants in the existanse of all things. Matter, Energies, Time. My estimated guess is that the energies somehow use time as a database to influence matter in a slow evolving direction. But eventually your guess is as good as mine bro..

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Anonymous: GOD MADE ME AN ATHEIST! TRY REASONING WITH THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous: you're the devil, the naysayer. now that was easy.

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Anonymous: Religion is just another MENTAL ILLNESS you tard

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BnSneky: nooooooooooo

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Anonymous: I thought you religious idiots did not believe in WITCHCRAFT.....A hex on you now....May all your children be born NAKED !

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Ronnie Dios: Trade Mark Popularlized the "horns" hand guesture as a symbol of heavy metal music

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Quantum69: ^^ LOL, nice one anonymous

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Arse Not Ass: Wrong Christians dont know, Christians believe. A belief based on faith not evidence. So they really dont know at all.

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huck1944: the christians win this one

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Bulbasaur111919: Did god make Venus Flytraps too? They are fucking amazing.

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Anonymous: ...and the rest of us know that everybody else is full of shit!

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Chanonymous

I don't see much knowing going on here.

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Anonymous: Did that wizard promise you and your friends a home, brains, a heart and courage? Looks like FAIL!

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