EVOLUTION - BY EVOLUTIONARY THOUGHT THIS WATCH COULD FORM OVER MILLIONS OF YEARS BY RANDOM CHANCE.

zd92655: Actually, man made the watch.

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Anonymous: ^ and man evolved over millions of years.

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Kirk Diggler: So that watch won't break down and turn into soil some day feeding new life?

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cybersinner: No because it is not a living thing.

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Anonymous: Religious = scared of the dark... grow up children...

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Anonymous: if you wait long enough, anything will happen but you have to wait a long long long time.

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Anonymous: Evolution is inoperable with non-biological materials.

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Anonymous: A complex system such as a human being is inoperable without a biological blueprint.

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ThreeCamels: Where is your watch now?

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Bunglicker: Oh please, not Paley's old watchmaker argument that was refuted in Darwins time. Listen OP, and anyone who thinks like him, Evolution is a FACT! Just visit a good natural history museum or spend some time reading up on the history of science and biology. The evidence for Evolution is mountainous. Anyone who denies Evolution shows how completely ignorant they are. Live in REALITY you fucktards.

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Smosh: I like the Scott Adams approach better; striped dinner plates and regular dinner plates.

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Korzo: A man-made watch is noncomparable to evolution. OP is epic-fail.

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Anonymous: Where are the missing links? There should be millions in museums around the world. There isnt one. Complex genetic strands are not written randomly by chance and if you think so you're a fool.

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fiveby5: silly OP. watches don't fuck, ergo, don't beget bastard timepieces, ergo don't leggo my eggo.

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SLIPPY!: ^^ there are exactly as many as mathematics predicts should be left by the evolutionary process. The real fools are people like myself that continue trying to explain such concepts to people like yourself, who obviously cannot understand anyhow. Kill yourself- Jesus will forgive you.

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Anonymous: Here's a thought ; Big Bang> Expansion>stars and planets form,>black holes form>life gets dispersed through meteor showers on planets> black holes cluster>IMPANSION !! Recycle complete, and fuck your god and Carl for not letting me login as Ceesaurus

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KofeeAnon: objects such as a watch do not evolve, because they do not have the one key ingredient = SELF REPLICATING DNA YOU DUMBFUCK

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Anonymous: What kind of shit is this? Worst fucking argument ever.

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Hughbie: religious trolling pic tries to troll but fails by being so utterly retarded it defies any form of thought remotely possible

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Anonymous: think of all the other scenarios that exist in a multiverse.

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Korzo: since that is NOT evolutionary thought... the OP is null and void.

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Limerick: ^^^Looks pretty effective to me.

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Cae211: this is so stupid you cant even think of a stupid comment about it!

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Anonymous: this attempt to make a smart silogism is si stupid that I don´t even want to lose a second to reply it.

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Anonymous: @OP 1. Evoluton applies only to things which can reproduce. A watch cannot reproduce. Your argument is invalid.

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Anonymous: Idiot, nature needs a purpose eating and reproducing.

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Anon: This watch did form by evolutionary means. Man evolved. And man being part of nature created the watch. Seriously. It's not that difficult.

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Anonymous: and it did we evolved over milions of years and then built said watch but even besides that humans have been changing and modifying watches in a type of fast evolution

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Anonymous: Evolution did produce that watch.

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Anonymous: This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen on /b...

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Anonymous: sundial -> water clock -> pendulum clock, spring clock, spring watch, quartz watch, and fuck you

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Anonymous: according to chaos theory and the uncertainty principle yes it could manifest itself. but it is very very very improbable. it is more probable that someone made it to measure time and show off.

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ArkaneStudios: this is engineering not biology nice try maybe the next time OP

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Anonymous: Tiiiiime is on my siiiide..... Herman Hermits.

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pepe64: why did it take so long? why couldn't dinosaurs produce it?

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Bulbasaur111919: Tiiiiime is always on my siiiide..... Iron Maiden.

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NSMAnonymous: Tiiiiime is never on my siiiide..... NSMAnonymous.

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Anonymous: Uh no, through evolutionary theory, an organism can evolve through adaptation and scientific process to be able to create the concept of the watch, and therefore, build it. So in all essence, you just hypothetically kicked yourself in the ass by showing how 2-D you think... ugh...

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Gorgonops: As a matter of fact, it DID create itself in a way. Humans evolved into the capability of building that watch.

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Chrishawk: simple minded fools

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Anonymous: and that's exactly the point. it has. it just took millions, no, billions of years.

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pepe64: allah gave us this watch to test our faith

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Anonymous: Whoa. Comparing evolution to manufacturing....retarded religious nutjobs at their best.

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Zombeh: http://youtu.be/mcAq9bmCeR0

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Anonymous: by religious thought,this watch must bow down and offer its life to an imaginary character, or face the prospect of burning eternaly - which (by contrast) does not sound stupid at all? ......

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Anonymous: If we cram this watch very, very far up your colon, you can sit on the can and pray to God that you can crap it out.

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Punonymous: okay, but that would mean some watches got cancer, birth defects, aged terribly, committed genocide repeatedly, tortured children, and was likely to die of tooth decay before the invention of anesthesia. Tech does evolve, ala temes.

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snipr: @1335288269319: yes, burnt at random over time

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Chanonymous: Measureing of time is a man made thing. Watches are man made. Despite this watches evolved out of large nonportable time pieces, their design becoming smaller sleeker and changing from the pocket watch to wrist watch last century. Their evoloution has made them sleeer, lighter, more accurate and have more features. So yes watches have evolved over time.

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Anonymous: Wow....that's the dumbest reasoning I have ever heard. Well, the world need worker bees.

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Anonymous: yea because us being all inbread makes WAY more sense than evolution

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Anonymous: Of course, the watch is a living organism. After all, it makes a sound!

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Anonymous: Probibly the stupidest comparison I've ever hear religion make...a man made WATCH is not LIFE. Only live evolves, not inanimate objects! But hey, ignorant people need something to believe in, right?

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Anonymous: According to creationism, God formed the watch out of the earth and breathed life into it....And the watch just appeared herre on earth! yeah, pretty stupid...

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pepe64: whatever. as long as you don't believe in the god Democracy, it's ok

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liplocker_code3: Yes, it does sound stupid. Since it's an inanimate object, you fucking moron!

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sage TROLL derp: ^what he said i say

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Anonymous: Evolution is stupid, we did not come from monkeys, except maybe niggers

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Anonymous: I believe in the primordialjizz pot

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Anonymous: Then explain to me how anything goes from chaos to order? Nothing does, nothing else in the universe anyway. The laws of thermodynamics would not agree with you

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darkstan: ^LOL @ willful ignorance

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Anonymous: Science nigger, nothing more

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Anonymous: they don't understand jackshit yet they like to use science. STAY AWAY FROM IT AND STICK TO YOUR FAITH INSTEAD.

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Anonymous: Whatever drugs this person was on, they either took too much or not enough.

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Anonymous: somehow, you eat the aborted fetuses of your conception with your mom every night because you are just that pour you aethee izt fagz... itz sooooo fucking stupid to think you could evolve from dinosaurz

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