Anonymous: Ah fuck it. Just nail the buckets to the table top. That'll fuck 'em.
Anonymous: Yee canna change de lawws of physics, Jim!
Anonymous: buckets full of jizz
AnotherAnon: The buckets are heavier than the table, the table is keeping them from falling. Physics works.
Anonymous: ^no no..the buckets are filled with air making them lighter than the table so they are holding the table up!
Chanonymous: The table is styrofoam and the bukeets are aluminum foil. The room is flooed to the talbe level with sulfur hexafluoride that the table and buckets are floating on. The ropes stop it floaing away.