ITT: how you lost your virginity

anon: how??? umm roofies and box of condoms

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Swiney: IM 15 AND HAVNT LOST IT YET :D

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Swiney: NAH JUST KIDDIN ABOUT NOT LOSING IT...........ON A BEACH 4 WEEKS AGO.............IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

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Still Anonymous: On the sky lift at Astroworld when I was 15yo , she was 13yo . Damn I miss Astroworld .

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Anonymous: ^^ I call TOTAL bullshit on 2742.

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Anon: I agree ^^ didn't Swiney claim he was in the marines? Now he is only 15. I think Still Anon was right when he said that Swiney was a ex-marine with his minature toy soldiers or Worlds at War video games. Go to bed Swiney and fap to your action figures.

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Anonymous: ^lol

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Anonymous: ^^double lol

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SWINEY'S DAD: I'll have you know, that my lil piggy has lost his but cherry!

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jackfrosty: It fell outta the boat.

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DutchGuy: it died in a horrible trolling accident

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randyvanburen: poor swiney hahahahahahaha lol

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randyvanburen: @9538 no, I have to jump through the window and run naked till I got home :(

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Anonymous: a camel spider ate it

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lordroy: after a night of D&D, with the houseowners wife. dont tell me RPG geeks dont get pussy

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randyvanburen: so... are you a jidhaddist then? ^^^^

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battlestar: ok, geeks dont get pussy,.. pussy.

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Anonymous: in a churc when it was kinda quiet in a room used for arts and crafts

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Grave: with one armed hooker named Steve

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FalzeProphet: Hooked u with a girl during school's pep rally and banged under the bleachers. :p

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Anonymous: Convicted. Dropped soap. It was Okay

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TASTYbacon: I don't remember the details (drunk ) but I could'nt pee straight in the morning.

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Anonymous: i'm still a virgin and i'm 23 any help or am i screwed till i die and get raped when they dig up my corpse

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TASTYbacon: ^Just change who you are completely. And you'll have so much pussy it will be falling out pockets.

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Anonymous: fucked some moronic drunk chick in my best mate's bed while he was collapsed on the floor like 3 feet away, when i was 16.

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Drilldo!!: 13 yrs old, girl also 13...in the woods near my house during a pool party.

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roflz: with my best friend in his bed. yup.

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Beats0nLosers: 9 years old, in the bathroom while parents were away.

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Anonymous: 13years old, She got on me! Thats what I told the cops anyway...

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PlaugedByLife: automobile accident

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PUSSYDESTROYER: How I lost my virginity? I put my dick in a girls pussy.

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Anonymous: By fucking your mother

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pocket: It was kinda like this... but its a little fuzzy.

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Knightmare: I lost my virginity to 1 of my brothers friends when i was talked into trying weed when i was 13

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Anonymous: I haven't yet...

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sqwrrl: I put it inside of my cat.

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TheHitman: i remember i was watching saw 3 then the back of her head =)

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Anonymous: via RAPE

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Sinonymous: Dad

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Hughbie: a long time ago...she was cute though...

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Hotbox: i was too drunk to remember...

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Badboy: At birth - Instead of smaking my ass and making me scream, I grabbed a nurse and fucked her till she screamed

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4chansucks: some slut

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SuckMyDick: I lost mine with a woman 8 years older than me. I did however fuck a catholic school girl in the back room of my store recently. It's been a few years since she went to school bug goddam she could suck a watermellon through a garden hose!

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SickNote

this is how i lost mine

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Anonymous: i am 37 and i havent lost it yet ! :(

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cogent: 17. she was 18. we'd gone out for a couple weeks. we'd been to a party, went back to my folks house. I knew she'd wanted it since the first couple times we went out. She'd already done it a couple time w/ someone else. I was horny and sick of jerking off thinking about it, so I got over myself and fucked her. She was on top, we didn't use a rubber, and I lasted seven or eight minutes.

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CK: I lost it by having sex...behind a tree, but she was a big girl so you could spot us easy

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Anonymous: in and out and run like hell

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Anonymous: i got raped by my hand

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Ironmikie: My dad loved me

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Anonymous: in the back seat of my car in a park. She was 19 and I was 22. both horny as fuck, stripped off and had at it. cop pulled up and we didn't even notice until he opened the door and the flashlight was in our faces. the fucker smiled and had my GF get out of the car and give him a slow turn around, then he left and we finished what we started...

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spoon: I committed statutory rape my first time. Hey, her mom wanted me to.

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ymous: hey, most stupid shitheads havent lost their virginity yet, stupid fappers, piece of sick shit motherfuckers

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yasmas1: my sister

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NiggerHater: i put my penis in a vagina

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Anonymous: My best friends sister!!

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Anonymous: when i was 8 to a priest.... he was rather gentle

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sqwrrl: Lemme tell ya, that one sexy-ass wall.

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anonymous: i am 86 and i haven't lost mine yet T_T

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MANDRAKE: On my knees sucking my brother's dick when I was 9 and he was 10.

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Squirrely1: My next door neighbor after swimming...We were eleven...Wish I knew then what I know now... :(

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REHAB: on a stump

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anonymous: when i was over 9000 i had buttsecks with one of my male freinds but we werent gay, we were just in an old disused barn and were rubbing our dicks together playing swordfights. he liked to rub his up and down my little smooth as a peach buttcrack until one time he finally popped in there and came up my ass. true story

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Maaster: Through SEX. Yep, I had some in my life.

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joXnka: In front of what is called here "The National Palace of Culture"

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Anonymous: I fucked over 9000 bitches. Then i woke up.

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Anonymous: stuck my penis in a vagina

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Danerbot: well one day i picked her up and took her to my house and laid her on my bedroom floor and took her pants off licked her pussy, put a condem on, fucked her, fucked her on my bed,, fucked her on my computer chair, she rode me, then i finished doggy style and cummed in the condem, took it off, threw it in the garbage, cleaned my cock off, got some head, then took a nap.

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sunseterat: I raped a 12 year old

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nothing: Roadside. Couldn't wait.

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danie: danerbot, you're full of shit. you can't even spell condom correctly. and that's way too detailed. sounds more like a little fantasy in your head that'll only happen in yor dreams.

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Greenteanigga: In a car in a church parking lot

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Noztik@RS: Fucked a girl?

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srp1lw: Twenty-six-year-old married woman when I was nineteen.

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danie: SHUDDUP. YOU'RE ALL VIRGINS.

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Anonymous: sorry danie, but I got pictures with your mom that says different... ;)

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Anonymous: i found it

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Anonymous: i found it yay!

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Anonymous: I lost it. I did. Much you motherfuckers are virgins and fap around to jailbait and cp 4chan

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Anonymous: sex

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Jovi: 18 years old, fucked my 16 year old gf on my little brother's bed. Was hot ;)

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Anonymous: a donkey.

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flarp: There was a hole in the bag, and it fell out, while walking home from the store. Seriously though, there were like, two years, everybody wanted me to fuck them. Since then, dessert...

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Anonymous: 40 bucks prostitute in a nice whore house....She was 35 and me 19

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anonymous: on the living room floor or my sister's trailer with my niece

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Greg: my brothers ex let me fuck her when i was 12 for revenge on him (bro for the win!)

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DOGMACHINE: I never stop fapping so i havent lost mine.....xd no seriously i lost mine to susan boyle before she got famous

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Anonymous: My step sister when I was like 11 and she was 7. Not really SEX, just put it in there and stopped moving. Next fuck I was 19! Talk about a goddamn drought.

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Anonymous: my cousin when i was 13 in my sisters room

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Anonymous: I'll let you know when it happens,

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GaylaB: When I was 14, I sexually abused a 17yo guy that worked for my dad.

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Anonymous: I put my dick in a girl ass and her sister licked the shit off...then i put it in her vagina and her other sister licked my ass while fingering the OTHER sister

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Anonymule: 1 day before my 16th. which is on christmas day, believe it or not. doesnt seem all that extreme but i though it were cool.

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DropkickMurphy: To a fat chick I didnt know who found me via myspace. Not pretty but due to the circumstances I got whatever I wanted

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pedo bear: when i was 5... my dad... and oh yeah fap fap fap to everyone elses story

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Anonymous: I was 16 she was 17 we were at a little-known fishin hole back in the woods i was tearin them redfish up then one thing led to another

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c4caddict: well it was me and bubble and pyros mom .........need i say more?

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Anonymous: ur mum

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Anonymous: this morning on the toilet

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TotallyNasty: Honestly can't fucking remember exactly when I lost mine, but I do remember how: Found gal online, we both virgins but horny as fuck, borrowed her sisters place and had sex damn near 24/7 for 4 days in a row, then we said bye and never met IRL again :D

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Anonymous: no matter how. cause i lost it, you didn't ;]]]]]]]

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Anounymous: A 14 yo jailbait abused me. SHe was virgin too, but fuckin horny. She makes me like her pussy and then she just jump over my dick... Damn. That was good.

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Captain Quint: Here lies the body of MaryLee, died at the age of a'hundred and three, for fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity.

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Sparty: i fucked at my home my mom's friend :)

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CaptainPlanet: In a bamboo thicket behind our house. I was 16 she was 17. We still friends 21 years later...

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Anonymous: i accidentally a coke bottle.

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sickalko: Adam & Eve

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Anonymous: focefully by my HOTT milf teacher

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Anonymous: i pressured him ;)

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danie: this is really late, but 5549, i bet everyone has pictures with my mum that say different...

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superpoof: sex with my teacher.Only problem,I was home schooled!

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c4caddict: honestly .... i took a shit finger slipped through the toilet paper and thats that

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Anonymous: i was 18 she was 17. Had dated a couple weeks and i was eating her out hen she said,"I want you inside me." I almost came right then

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chanychan: met this chick on espin.com when i was 15. couple days later we met in person and fucked in the playground at the park down the street at 3 in the morning

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fap: a cow

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alkolol: right hand

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Anonymous: with a ho. Better to fuck a virgin if you get the chance.

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Anonymous: free hooker.

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Clownichter: With a girl that had a smelly butthole

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Anonymous: My maid seduced me

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Anonymous: My dick went in a girls pussy

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Holtville760: I was 16 and i fucked this dudes sister in his bed and nutted on his pillow because i fuckn hated im so fuckn bad

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Anonymous: I just had sex...

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Anonymous: im11 years and i fucked with my 14 year old brother

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Anonymous: I left mine in my jacket pocket when I sent in my dry-cleaning, and I bet one of them filthy chinkies took it.

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Anonymous: In a field with a black woman

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Poopalotacus: I put my penis in a vagoogoo

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Kousei Kira: I bungee jumped into the grand canyon.

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Satanass: 13 years, trying to fuck a very small girl and my dick was too big for her.. I thought that my cock's head would fall off..

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Anonymous: with that really hot chick everyone wants..............ugh who am i kidding

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Anonymous: 14 in a building site, the girl said she wanted to show me the apartment they were going to live in, we ended up in the garages underground and we just fucked, not planned was scary but I smile now thinking about it

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Anonymous: lost it fucking... DUH! need more sex ed in schools these days

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vengance: 14 with my cousin in my uncles corvette in his garage thank god for the trojan in my old wallet I never saw again I lost $150 ,but lost my virginity too!

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Anonymous: ^that's a good thing your cousin wore a condom, did he use lubrication on your ass too or just spit?

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Ragnarok: On the couch with a girl 5 years older than me. I still cringe at the thought of my sexual ineptitude that afternoon.

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Anonymous: When I was 15 to my girlfriend Megan in her parent's bed. I heard she was a slut and that's why I got with her. Turns out she was an incredi-slut and cheated on me, but that's what whores do.

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Anonymous: sat on a bannana a couple years ago and I've been doing it ever since

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Anonymous: RAPE..

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tahnook: i still has it win? no not win.

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ambitious guy: I did work experience in a nursery.

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Anonymous: I didn't lose it, I gave it away

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PUSSYSLAYER: lolololol rofl sicknote......but with latino girl down the street

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Flarp: I Was at a park, and it accidentally fell out of my pocket while sitting on a park bench. We looked and looked. It took two hours to find that virginity. Silly virginity. I hope I never lose you again.

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Anonymous: with ur mom

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Anonymous: Daddy told me it'll only hurt the first time..

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Anonymous: It was a dark and stormy night...

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RalphGoldenmouth: At age 14, with a Catholic school girl who was Chinese. For this reason alone, my life is an eternal win.

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Anonymous: i was with my girlfriend of 4 years in the shower, we had showered together before, but that night was the worst night ever...i dropped the soap after massaging my asshole with it and bent over to get it, she stuck her finger in my ass a little and i was like "ooh, careful" but then....she grabbed my ass...and....horror

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TwoFaced: I was 15, she was 17. Did it in her room. First missionary, then doggy style, taking off condom, then blowjob, finally came in her mouth. Felt regret afterward because she's a fat ginger cunt, but I just had to do it because I hated the idea to be a virgin. It was better to her than it was to me. Oh well, she did swallow, so at least that's something.

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