In God we trust * Charles Darwin

GOD: You stupid Americans - In Me we trust - I don't even trust me . My Son doesn't trust me either . I told him he was going to camp when I sent him to earth inside Mary . Boy did he stay pissed at me . "Hey Son , wan't to go back down to earth ?"

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Creyson: Chares Darwing is God???

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Creyson: I mean, Charles Darwing is God???

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Anonymous: ok, firstly its not Darwing, its Darwin, without a G, dont post shit when your that thick, please come to an English school and elarn to spell before you ry to communicate with non-americans, who WONT understand you because of that layer of THICK you put up. and no Charles Darwin basically came up with the theory of Evolution, denouncing God and the Bible. thick cunt. your so thick its unbelieveab

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Anonymous: The UK is a "Kingdom" for Christ's sake, a "Kingdom!" Think about it.

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Anonymous: 1249083693889 < were hardly gonna change the name we've used for ages for the sake of padantism are we?

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Anonymous: in erup is free the unerversity, the hospital and more, america you have to pay for everythin just the librely is free

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Anonymous: this proves americunts are dumber than fucking brits!

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Skinner: Im American and even i think thats awesome.

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Hughbie: Darwin,,,,winning all the time over religious types...shame its so easy.

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ImaD00d: Nope. Scopes monkey trial proved evolution to be false. It's science...

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Anonymous: ^Definately true that one. Let's go back to worshipping an old man in the sky who watches you all the time

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teaparty: 1776-great year in the evolution of Liberty -ps God screw the Queen lol

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bluemax: The Brits may not trust God. It's their dentists they shouldn't trust.

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Anonymous: The reason we haven't changed our money is simply to preserve the ancient traditions set in place upon our country's founding. We don't actually believe in God, it's merely a historic throwback to the way things were. We don't destroy history when we don't have to.

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eF-Jay!: Excuse me but you really have to take the "Great" out of britain the empire is dying under the feet of the poverty and muslism YOU ARE NOT LEADERS ANYMORE... even fuckin' canada is greater than you... thanks for Darwin anyway.

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Anonymous: woooooop greater pwned

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bib: morons

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Anonymous: 1258349325944 f ucking awasome statement

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Anonymous: Charles Darwin believed in god

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SickNote: eF your a fuckin idiot, you obviously don't know your politics

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Captain Rolfe: EF, we are a world power, look at the Global Power index and the Global City index, new york and LONDON are the only 2 Alpha Plus Plus world cities, so LONDON is still one of the 2 most powerful cities in the world

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Anonymous: I'm an American, and I'd love to get the fuck outta this hell-hole. What the brits need to understand is that not ALL of the US is white trash uneducated garbage. The Northeast is reasonable - it's the rest of the states bringing us down.

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Anonymous: ok guys can we just stop with all the bulshit about whos better the simple truth is weve both got our problems for example america has the south and britain has scotland and we also have our good points like america has brought us metalica and ac/dc and britain has bruoght bullet for my valentine and The Who so lets stop bitching about whos better and focus on the true problem pakis and niggers :D

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Anonymous: AC/DC is not American. Sure they moved here to avoid UK taxes like all the other celebs. USA: the biggest economy and the most powerful military. Get off our internet! And music? Stop listening to rock, hip-hop, blues, jazz and everything based on it.

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Team America: 1242018872380, our olympics team kicks the shit out of yours so dont say shit about athletics, we also have the greatest entrepreneurs and business leaders in America (bill gates), we kicked your sorry asses in the Revolutionary War, you had to come begging to us to save your pansy asses in WWII, and you can't lead a government for shit.when you fucked Africa into poverty with the Hutu and Tutsi's

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Team America: SO FUCK GREAT BRITAIN AND GO KISS YOUR QUEENS ASS WHILE I FUCK PRINCESS DIANA IN HELL AND THE REST OF WALES IN THE ASS. I GOT SEASON PASSES BITCH

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slikwilly: @7354 lol shut up nerd your gayness is not needed here

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Team America: and Captain Rolfe, we have Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, New Orleans, Philadelphia, Detroit, Miami, Charleston, Dallas, Sandiego, Las Vegas, Washington D.C., Columbia, etc etc. WTF DO YOU HAVE? London. Now sit down, shut the fuck up before we drop bombs on your ungrateful asses the same way we did to Hiroshima.

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slikwilly: ^ Yay, New Orleans! We won the SuperBowl and Mardi Gras is the shizz-nit!!!

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charles darwin: team america u didn't win the revolutionary war spain holand and france did for you also we didn't asked for help during ww 2 you came running with your balls tucked your between legs when you got bomb by the japs

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mr bean: how did veitnam work out ?

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Anonymous: USA

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Anonymous: Americans take themselves so seriously, they make me LOL. It's ok to laugh at yourselves you know faggots!

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f9287: In God we trust but other people pay cash.LOL

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Wr104Gamma: Darwin never believed in god, his wife believed in god and taught it to their children.. He, himself struggled with the outside influences of stupidity in his little village that funded his experiments.. You HAD to be on the side of the church to get anything done politically and scientifically. A sad fact in most of society.. He loathed religion and was waging a war on god and knew it PS Giggity

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Moongrim: Not So Great Britain going the Sharia Law route

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Venator21: id rather die than submit to those islamacunts!

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Venator21: oh and its America that has the Muslim president btw =)

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Anonymous: fukkin yes... m movin

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Doc OctoAnonyPuss: in god we THRUST! mmmm thrusting...

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NigBickDigger: dumb asses, we're all ran by the same people. the global elite.

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Anonymous: If it wasn't for us Americans and our God, Charles Darwin would be speaking German now with all the other gay Brit fags who were losing against the Warsaw Pact until we bombed Pearl Habor and saved their Ozzy asses

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Anonymous: in god we thrust...

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Jesus: In god we cussed

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Cogent: CITIZENS are armed, SUBJECTS are not.

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Anonymous: fuck yea ! creationist are so retarded...

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Lickathesplit: I hope there is a god, for he would be analyzing my shit molecules right now, till my dying day, and there's plenty more where that came from..Nice job omnipotent dumbnut !!!

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Anonymous: You guys are barely out of the monarchy system. A system that believes that the ruling body is chosen by god.

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Gantzkas: HAHAHA Fuck you and your 'God'

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Anonymous: So, Britain. Still bending over backwards to suck the Muslim's dicks? :D

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Anonymous: whoever posted this is an IDIOT. just wait faggot

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Kennedy: LOL DARWIN WAS RELIGIOUS

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A Venezuelan: LOL KENNEDY IS A TROLL

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Anonymous: WAIT? What do?

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Anonymous: ???????????????????????????????????? NOBODY THERE TO ANSWER

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Drinkerpiss: Hey Darwin--UK- enjoy your muslims!

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Anonymous: Mexicans breed faster.

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NorwayJunkie: I'm not a USA-hater, but I think that american christians are by far the worst kind of religious ppl in the world

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Anonymous: Still, U.K. serves the quen

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B.Man: to Norway Junkie, I have seen worse religious ppl in Taiwan

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Anonymous: England still has an AAA credit rating. That third A must stand for Arson.

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Korzo: Egad... the "IGWT" motto is a total fucking embarassment.

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Honestman: This would b great if England didn't conform to a whole different currency calle EUROS!!!

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AZO: Common fucking sense FTW

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Cheesecake: Didn't God create Darwin?

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darkstan: ^Nope.

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Anonymous: ^^^^Euros? England joined the EU, and let every other country in - The nazis invaded poland, now the polish have invaded england - the jews/islams/nigs/chinks/mexicans/brits/aussies... took over USA - Wont be long before the UK have a polish prime minister, aswell as a joint presidancy with allah.

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