The lesbians next door asked what what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, I wanna watch.

BnSneky: i love to watch

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fLARP: I'd rather have a Rolex than to watch two crotch gobblers in the hole.

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Nickeh43: sell the watch and hire a private investigator with a video camera

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Anonymous: i rather have a rolex

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Zorro: Ghehe nice one bro

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Hard Tymes: This has always been one of my favorites!

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Anonymous: Oh! Bad Pun! Bad, naughty pun!

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Anonymous: ^^ We must give that pun a good spanking!

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Gotta.Be.There: Chauncey Gardiner: "Yes, I like to watch!"

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ethelbert: I laugh my balls off at this website. Nothing's sacred, you bastards can de-construct anything.

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djh123: ^ur a noob <3

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GibblesNBits: ^ this

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ClockAndDagoDuck: this kind of luxe just aint for me, i'd crave a different kind of watch with hands - gps (longi/latitude), sea level, moon phase or im not buying that.

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Anonymous: ^go get a car gps and screw it into you forehead

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Offen Bach: ^ Yes, as you said, off topic.

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Hughbie: bada boom

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Anonymous: Do you think they would double down if you said "no i want TO watch"?

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ethelred: Lovely, but it's got whiskers on it. Worth repeating

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