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THE HOLY BIBLE - 66 FAIRY TALES WRITTEN BY 40 AUTHORS IN THREE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, ON THREE DIFFERENT CONTINENTS, OVER APPROXIMATELY 1000 YEARS.

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Anonymous: And amazingly, it is all still true and still applies to all of our lives. We can find spiritual nourishment and personal salvation within this text, making it the only true science. You will find out for yourself...

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Anonymous: ^ hahahaha i believe in Santa Claus and Peter Pan too.

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Anonymous: 2998 is either a true believer or a troll (or both! *gasp*) And I thought I was the only Christiain back slidden enough to hang out here.

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AAB26: damn you.. harsh critics

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guppyfour: nice.

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lonercs: Yes, the bilble has all the answers. Like hate other people because of there religion. Hate and discrimanate against the gays. Be a close-minded, ignorant douchbag,. Oh and much, much more.

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Wr104Gamma: No no no it's the word of god, silly...

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Anonymous: maybe you should read it before you shit all over it you might learn something other than how to be a dick

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Anonymous: holy shit

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Anonymous: isnt bein in 4chan itself a sin?.... TITS or GTFO

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SickNote: HOLY SHIT!

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SciencyTypeGuy: does it hace CP?

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Anonymous: I wonder which version this is... was it "written by God??" Like the others? LOL and LOL to the right wing /b/.

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Anonymous: 5601 I like your pic better

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Anonymous: 40 authors in 3 languages from 3 continents written over 1600 years, and you forgot from completely different walks of life (beggars to kings) who didn't know eachother, and all forms a coherent message, and you view that as evidence AGAINST possible divine inspiration? You don't have to be a christian to see that as fail logic. It's hardly conclusive by itself but it's pretty damn impressive.

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killzMinuz9: lmao, i like the mormon fairytale myself

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Anonymous: 66 cohesive tales written by 40 authors in 3 languages (2 from the same family) which r highly compatible, all written on the one big Afro-Eurasian supercontinent.....

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Hughbie

...including all the bullshit inside....but then weak minds need a crutch....hand in there folks...someone loves ya.

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Anonymous: shite

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kinganonymous: @ Hughbie: Lolmao, High-five.

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Anonymous: How many times have scientists had to change what they say because of something new descovered? (lost count) now how many times has the bible had to change because of something new discovered? (0) I'll stick with what's consistant...

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Hughbie: ^lol...so you believe fairytales and stories....I guess the world is still flat as well and dinosaurs never existed...LOL

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Anonymous: ^ actually, the bible stated that the world was a globe over 1000 years before science was able to prove it, and have you not heard about the leviathan or the behemoth, both described in detail in the bible, and when placed into visual representation, are fitting descriptions of the dinos...sorry, you fail...

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Anonymous: Holy fuck, are people actually taking this shit seriously? ON FUCKING 4CHAN?! SOMEBODY POST TITS ALREADY!!!! (or at least some quotes from Songs of Solomon, the book of sex)

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ImaD00d: ^^Ooh! Epic Wars!!!

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ImaD00d: ^^Nonono Anon above me - let the Wars continue!! It's so fun to read!

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Anonymous: 1121: you are describing the beauty of science... it evolves... every new discovert... everything we learn... it all becomes part of science... science let's you ask the tough questions and science is not afraid to be wrong... this is a strength, not a weakness... the bible hasn't changed anything because it refuses to acknowledge anything new... that doesn't mean it has gotten everything right

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Anon6567: good point, I'll go find tits elsewhere and come back to see more later...

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Hughbie: LOL..anon 5828....HAHA....you fuckers are so funny...so touchy and so easy to stir up. Go take your bible, your fail and flush it down the crapper along with your brains...sorry shit..

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Hughbie: and before I go do something important like take a shit, the bible contains stories. Just look at scientology dickwad. Written by a science fiction writer, that now has people believing it as a religion! Ah gullable...yes....do you see any similarities here failmaster?

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Anonymous: 5828: doesn't proove anything... the bible is written by people... if people can find dinosaur remains today, people could also find dinosaur remains thousands of years ago... people have also known for thousands of years that the world wasn't flat... they could see how the stars would disappear and re-appear when they travelled far enough.. so they knew the earth had a spheric shape.

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Warg: The Bible and the Koran are the cause of approx. 95% of the world's stupidity. Also, nearly all of man's problems are a result of his stupidity.

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Anonymous: The Bible doesn't change it's views #1 because it's a book ( ? :\ ) and #2 because, well, it's a book. Science changes because it's a process, not an object, and the more it expands, the better it gets. The Bible does not grow to include new knowledge and understanding, but instead stagnates and pollutes our society with barbaric ideas of the way things should be.

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Grave: :2998 pics or it never happen.

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Anonymous: its a TOME

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nicaris12: do you really think that god would give us a book that anyone can and has interpereted in a way to further his or her own asperations, their are several forms of religion that are almost identical including islamic, judus, and christianity all with three in one gods all "peaceful" and all being used to wage war on those who's beliefs conflict with the aggressor's

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Anonymous: when i'm older i'm never letting one of those things in my house

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Anonymous: we should get equally militant about preventing such stupidity

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my99Busa: i have decided that chan4chan prolly isn't the place to debate theology. But I agree with 2998!

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Anonymous: can it run crysis?

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Anonymous: And despite all evidence to the contrary it is still worshipped as a god.

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anonymous: Amen

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Anonymous: as about as real as the 911 commission report

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Anonymous: BEST book to read while getting stoned off your tits!

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Anonymous: Lies

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Anonymous: The brothers grimm would be proud.

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Bonefish: 40 authors? It's been tampered with for thousands of years by scribes, editors, priests, bishops, church elders, rabbis, and every conceivable kind of pious religious fanatic. 40?, no, more like hundreds of authors.

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Anonymous: the burning bush is the blood stream - alive, but not consumed, like breath as a process. like dictamnus, the plant which, given too high temperature, ignites it should not be socially exhausted too much. else the team/life is defective if the other 9 rules dont work and there have been too many lies about deeds or deeds above or under earth.

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Arschloch33: who is gonna care some centuries from now (anybody still believing in the ancient Greek gods?)

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Anonymous: If all Bibles vanished tomorrow it wouldn't make fuck-all difference!

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Anonymous: Actually, the entire Bible was written during the 15th/16th centuries AD in Europe.

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Anonymous: ^^^Fuck yeah! We just launched a mechanical emissary to Mars.

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Anonymous: ...and none of it is true!

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HOLY BIBLE

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Boreece: Haha, amen to that

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Anonmattymous: Lol this is a work of fiction

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Anonymous: need one of those for the koran also, and other religious books (too many to list)

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kinganonymous: ^ koran is really dangerouse.... cause SUICIDE... Boom

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Anonymous: Is there a korean translation of the koran? Just wondering.

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kinganonymous: ^ NO korean, korean is mean?, Koran is the bible muslim

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Reason: At last!

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Anonymous: soo true

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Anonymous: I have only the Satanic Bible written by Anton LaVey :(

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Wr104Gamma: The logic is sound.

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mantore: i want a hole bunch of thoes stickers, one for every bible i see

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Switch: then life is fiction. almost every idea that's used in life comes from that bible.

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Anonymous: ^godfag

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SMF: No need for the lable... but I guess others are just that retarded.

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Bible religion circular logic

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Anonymous: religion lol

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Anonymous: round n round it goes...

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Anonymous: Love being Catholic... we know the Bible is wrong... only historically and scientifically... so evolution i believe in it :D

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DutchGuy: the IKEA catalogue is more proliferated than the bible these days... so i believe in cheap, stylish, durable furniture now.

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DutchGuy: fuck... proliferated?? i gotta stop smoking this shit weed... i mean "widespread"

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Anonymous: some choose to take the leap of faith, others miss out; why all the emo chest thumping by the athiests?

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DutchGuy: I wish those jehova's witnesses I had at my door this morning would take a leap of faith into a deep ravine.

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Anonymous: Drawing a pretty picture about your failure (leap into believing something you never would have believed if other people didn't tell you to) is far from 'emo chest thumping', dear 786. And it's atheist not athiest.

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Anonymous: ^ actually it's not athiest, it's 'asshole' as in "proud to be an athiest asshole"

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Anonymous: Jesus is what matters,forget Noah and the rest as irrelevant.

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Anon mouse: the old testiment is retarded even jesus knew that thats why he told everyone what the fuck was up he was all look bitches be nice and dont throw rocks or ill feed you to my fuckin raptor. thats out of the niv if anyone was wondering

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Anonymous: Not even the Pope believes in the "leap of faith" bs, why ride around in a bullet proof car? Doesn't he talk directly to god?

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Warg: Being raised in church, I saw a lot of this.

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ToolShed: It shows that no matter what the word can not be explained by a human, you would have to ask God why. Humans dont have the knowlge to explain it to you.

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WE CAN QUOTE THE BIBLE TOO

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kinganonymous: fuck you bible trash, > : /

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Anonymous: wtf kinda bible is saying that must be the damn koran

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Anonymous: The koran and the bible are largely the same. Its just a new,new testament

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Sinonymous: I can't see the problem here

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themadhatter666: its like going to heaven and find god smokin crack.

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Anonymous: ^^ fuckin' sauce mental picture

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spoon: Well, how do you define execute? There are many possible interpretations.

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DutchGuy: executed or buttsecksed, her choice

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Anonymous: cause all christians are poseurs or idiots. religion is stupid.

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wupme: the difference is... muslims do it the way its in the koran. And even christians usually dont give a fuck about the bible

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Redrocco: Deuteronomy 22:20But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel 20:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

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Redrocco: straight from the King James Version

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mantore: yet more proof that the bible is evil http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+22:13-21&version=KJV

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Captain Rolfe: this isnt a biblebasher, this is a person making fun of biblebashers by quoting parts of the bible that biblebashers dont want to hear.

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KarmaPickles: My fav.... Deuteronomy 28:56-58: If your mother does not obey all of God's holy laws, she will be forced to eat her own children! WTF?

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Anonymous: the old testiment is retarded even jesus knew that thats why he told everyone what the fuck was up he was all look bitches be nice and dont throw rocks or ill feed you to my fuckin raptor. thats out of the niv if anyone was wondering

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Hughbie: woof?

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Anonymous: religion is insignificant due to the great Charles Darwin

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Anonymous: You peole do realize the bible wasnt written by God or Jesus, and that God isnt some old guy in the clouds. if you ask yourselves how can there be a god when science has proven other wise then ask your self this what created the matter that brought the big bang you can go back and back and back but unfortunalty science says you need something to create something so what started it all.

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ghostoftime: Cleanse the unclean with fiya!!!!

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Anonymous: not a single one of you who post here are dumb or stupid your all good people. so dont let other peole make your choices in life. the bible was written by Pagans and Jews to decide the finale word in by wich the peole should live by. but deep down you know there is something good out there. thats why you get up in the morning. you can choose to ingnore it or make fun at it.but it wont go away

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ǝsnɐɹqןǝɯɯıd: my yesterday turd’s told me that it is The Chosen One and that it wants me to obey but i floushed it down. fucking jew turd

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Anonymous: so you see that was written by apes, for apes, like koran and all this shit. we are in 2010, kids, wake up!

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Anonymous: while the torah and the bible are collections of stories written over thousands of years by many different people, the koran was one book written by one man, who was a savage and a blood-thirsty pedofile..

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failtrollisfail: burn that damn bible

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Anonymous: HEY, I THINK THE JEWS WERE ON TO SOMETHING WITH THIS ONE!

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Anonymous: Do You Know it When You See it ...on left Arm... Gay pride flag small. FUCK GAY!!

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MrPerspective: STFU-ing bigots by using their own book : one of my fave pastimes. Along with trolling tolls on C4C. :-D

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Crackhead Fezmonkey: May the Balls of God slap mercilessly upon your chin forever, amen!

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Passwordlostymous: My fave is Dudearonjerremy 21:6-9: and ye shall fuck those sluts as if they were sluts, from the arnus to the mouth and ye shall call it ATM and lo, Ron gathered all the sluts and did buttseccs them and did then put it in their mouth and he did call it ATM. Ahmen

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Anonymous: 18:8-5 A woman who lays with a nigger shall contract AIDS, Hepatitus, VD and Herpes.

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Anonymous: "I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don�t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading."

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Anonymous: "Thanks for posting! I really enjoyed the report. I�ve already bookmark this article."

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Anonymous: 4555: Depends on translation. In the one I have, they claim it's the afterbirth she eats. Equally fucked-up.

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Soldiers at Fort Jackson with their guns and Bibles - Hamas suicide bomber with guns and Koran

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Anonymous: gpod hunting, soldiers!

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Anonymous: is it me or does that look like a playboy bunny just above jihad girls scope? LOL...how it looks (and for any dumbarse I know it is part of their text before some anally retentive twat tries to correct me)

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Anonymous: that suicide bomber is gonna look mighty suspicious on an israeli bus holding a gun and a quran.

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Anonymous: Atleast the woman fought for a just cause. I hope she killed many terrorist israelis.

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Anonymous: Funny considering Christianity and Islam worship the same god...

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REtardEd aSSHoLE: Invite them over

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battlestar: yeah, isn't war a party for dyslexics?.

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Anonymous: the girl is sexyer

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Anonymous: whatever trash religions all

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Anonymous: The difference is the Christian prophet (Jesus) was peaceful whereas islam's prophet (a false prophet at that) was nothing but a raping, mass murdering lunatic.

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Anonymous: She has ammo... they don't. FAIL.

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FalzeProphet: ^^ O.o? Who me? lol

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4chansucks: fuck all religion

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frede: her koran is leather bound with gold pressed leaf and elaborate decoration, their bibles are fucking 99 cent walmart paperback pieces of shit. USA! USA!

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kinganonymous: this bible and koran exist the god morality wars by Author according to traditional thought. @1786: you good, Trash Religions!.

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Ironmikie: What good is the rifle if you're going to bolw up anyway?

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AO47: I agree fuck all religon

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Anonymous: Probably because more $$ went to guns and training for the Americans frede.

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Hughbie: ^pity then that they can't shoot for shit or distinguise friend from foe....Maybe a few more billion should resolve that?

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SexKiller: why does a suicide bomber need a gun?

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RalphGoldenmouth: What all you are all forgetting is that Islam is for faggots, hence the completely different nature of each fighting force.

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Anonymous: You're right hughbie let's just bitch out and give up like your mom did with you

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Salty Cunt: Everybody knows that Islam is better. Christians are pasty white morons who bake cookies.

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TopGun: Kill both with fire. We are in 2010 wake up assholes!!

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Anonymous: Religion is for people who insist in believing that there's a big invisible guy in the skies who will send you to a burning place of torture if you don't submit to him

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Anonymous: What's the difference?

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Anonymous: Left side equals right side.

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Anonymous: cheap fake

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Anonymous: the holy war between retards and barbarians

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GridLocK: Thou shall NOT kill.....hmm Religion: meh, we can bend rules to suit our compartmentalized ways of thinking

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Anonymous: same shit diffierent pile

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niggapleaz: ^ 1453 FTW

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Anonymous: chick on right looks hawt

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Anonymous: GO MUSLIMS!!

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BnSneky: ^fuck em all

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Anonymous: she has better gear, better gun, and a less retarded genetic structure which is pretty fucking low

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MrPerspective: Threesome In God's Heaven : Porno at eleven.

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Anonymous: Is that Steve-O ? LOL!!

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Gantzkas: I dont see the difference!

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Anonymous: fuck the koran fuck mouhammad, oh and mouhammad the prophet is a pedo that drinks toddler cum

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Anonymous: how is she a suicide bomber? she's got a gun and ammo, no packs of explosives. but wait, she has to be a suicide bomber, the media told you so!

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Anonymous: maybe she's just a person who's willing to give her life fighting these hillbilly low-lifes who represent the imperialistic aggressor that wants to expand its range of influence?

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Anonymous: Fuck. I thought this was just a couple or retarded rap bands

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MrPerspective: It WAS a couple or retarded rap bands! XD

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lictor: All religions have one principle in common " I'm right, everyone else is wrong "

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Anonymous: chick looks doable

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NorwayJunkie: RETARDS VERSUS RETARDS GOD DAMN I HATE RELIGIONFAGS

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Anonymous: Christians = Taliban

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Anonymous: fanatics = death

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Anonymous: by the way, just for the sake of everyone..... ALLAH is a word !! like dieu in french. Muslims worship the same god as christians and jews.... educate yourselves please before speaking. plus hammas never bomb therselves.... those who do that are people whose families were killed by israelis and got nothing left !!!!

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Anonymous: Toilet Paper is also a word. Hamas has killed LOTS of Palestinians. Face the Facts Fanatic!

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m4k3k3: all 3 look femaleish

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Anonymous: Anon6418: Toilet Paper = two words. you failed.

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Anonymous: 6459, I WIN!

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Anonymous: this is why i only read pornography.

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Anonymous: all in the name of an imaginary man in the clouds.

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Bunglicker: War and religion. One and the same.

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Anonymous: The Christian God and Allah is NOT the same God! Allah is the Lord of Kaba, a false God!

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fiveby5: ^what, like Thor? thursday's named after him. sunday's named after jebus. allah... where's his day? they're equal in every other way, though...

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bshaun2: Fuck the bibles, how about some Metallica tickets

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danono: SAME brainless, goverment utilised religious fundamentalist murderers are the SAME

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EdwardTeach: Why did our government let those people(muslims) in our country? They never asked the people how they felt about it. The people say deport.

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Anonymous: insanity knows neither race nor gender......and the normal people have to put up with all these retards...time for prohibition of religion

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Can'tWatch: Detente

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skinjob: score

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gookheadcrusher: so many mature intellectual birth control using comments!

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pepe64: islam is not a religion, it is a war doctrine

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gookheadcrusher: roger that pepe64... haji is verminous swine to be put down

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pepe64: islam is a genocidal paedophile death cult. it's brain cancer

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Anonymous: both factions are stupid brainless faggos

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Anonymous: ^^As is "christianity"! Read your own so-called "good book" and learn what it's about!

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The World Is Going To End On May 21, 2011

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Weed: I'm still standing, bitch.

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Flarp: Sure is a lot of conjecture to be taken at face value. But, I suppose that is the game.

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Anonymous: <- WELL DUMBFUCKS ???? HAHA !! (Nelsons voice)

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MrPerspective: Fucking shit, I slept through yet another End Of The World. Note to self : buy new alarm clock B4 December 21st, 2012. Or download the pirated movie ! ! !

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RubberG: As a result of temporal interference by Sarah Connor, her son John, Miles Dyson, and the T-800 destroying Cyberdyne headquarters and all backups of the research in 1995, the date for Judgment day is moved back to here. Skynet is destined to go online a few days earlier on April 19, 2011 at 20:11 . Didn't happen either.

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MrPerspective: ^ Mindfuck win.

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Anonymous: You guys have it all wrong. Macho Man died to save us. He elbow dropped the apocalypse!

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MrPerspective: ^ But I thought it was Chuck Norris who roundhouse-kicked the Universe into existence?

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Anonymous: Some people will believe anything as long as they dont have to think for themselves...

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Flarp: The world wants to end

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Arschloch33: Give or take a few billion years

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BnSneky: what a load of shit

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Anonymous: didn't end

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Anonymous: Law of averages suggests they may get it right one day.

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So I'm reading the bible- - Jesus Dies.

Bible read face rock spoiler religion christian jesus

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Furore23: Aw shit! I was just going to start reading that!

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Anonymous: spoiler ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nevermind I was never gonna read it anyway

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crackerkiller5: spoiler alert!!!!!

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the7rafe7: lol jesus didnt die wtf

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Atheist: Question: What did jesus do for our sins???

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the7rafe7: he said we'd go to hell.

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Anonymous: cool story bro!

1279958529647

so_what_if___: the meek shall inherit the earth, and at judgement day, the earth gets destroyed, along with the meeks. the meek dont go to heaven apparently..

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Anonymous: stupid damn ass whore, she destroyed that book for me

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Anonymous: I laughed so hard

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Armistice: lolz shitty movie, race to withc mountain

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Anonymous: She's cute enough to punch in the boob

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Knome: holy shit howd she know?

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Hellcat1138: epic lol

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Gays, blacks, and Jews should not have equal rights on your planet. Also I am entitles to own slaves. I read it in this book. - OMG YOU FUCKING NAZI! THAT'S SO RACIST, ARE YOU A NAZI OR SOMETHING?

Alien religion Bible racist nazi opinion comic

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MrPerspective: You've just tickled my soft side with that image name, not to mention the clever content. Mr Perspective give you a "like" vote. Ramen, my brother! (^_^)

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Anonymous: IRL, the last one is shouted at as well by the same faggotive do-gooders

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Hughbie: Ah we'll just quietly forget all the fuckups and shit that happened under the catholic/christian banner over the last 200 years.....cmon religo fags.....bring it on you annoying twats...

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Seagull: god squadders get away with anything

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MrPerspective: Say, is that Xenu on the left?...

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pocket: I think they are all gone now. Only anonymous remains to carry on the stupidity with the occasional unfounded outburst in defense of religitards everywhere. Just look at the available facts now. Humanity should be embarrassed for still being influenced by religious dogma, esp. in first world countries where one biology class is all it should take.

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pocket: Bring it, if you would like to argue for you're creator. But I will just save you the time by telling you now that you aren't smart enough to win. Your a muppet.

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Anonymous: Well done atheistfags, none of you read the bible but you say random facts to feed your poor arguments.

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BnSneky: hahahahaha

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Anonymous: You got that right.

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Anonymous: Yo dipshit. We atheists HAVE read the bible. You biblethumping dipshits haven't read all of it.

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Canucklehead: The BIBLE,,,, just when it's convenient,,,,,

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Anonymous: bla bla bla

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Anonymous: Ya, but in the Bibble Jooz have more rights than everyone else

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Who killed more people in the Bible? God / Satan

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Anonymous: and the pattern continues with the vatican...

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Anonymous: nice bodycount lol

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Anonymous: And they deserved it

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Anonymous: so did jesus....

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Anonymous: Kinda makes sense evil wouldn't want to look evil, just as good would not give a fuck, it knows it's good.

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PopeHitler: the Other Popes did after the Bible

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Anonymous: fucking church, fucking religion, fucking gay faggot pope, fucking religious poofter faggots, fucking cunts the lot of them can all fucking rot in hell, fucking hell....FUCK...

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Anonymous: i like your thinking Mr Fuck

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No Longer Anonymous: 1242912584752 - Who pissed in your Cheerios ?

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Anonymous: quite a bodycount for someone who doesn't exist...

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Satan: I prefer torture... just killing them isn't fun.

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Saddam: hey Satan ....... I heard that you were horny .

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GOD: Actually I killed a whole lot more then that . You try baking a human being and trying to brown him for Nigeria and Africa . Damn near burned a million of them before I got it right .

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Anonymous: satan killed 10 people? I'm leaving the COS pronto!

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James Earl Jones: Testicles! That is all.

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kinganonymous:

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Anonymous2: How about when god killed all human's with flood

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DrFeelGood: in that case we should all worship satan. god's the sick one, satan only punishes bad people

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TheTruthOriginal: LOL THAT'S TRUE XD

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Warg: Little known fact: Satan works for God.

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Anonymous: atheist call kiss my ass

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the7rafe7: i think warg is right and the creator of god is jesus and he got his ass kicked so lets just leave it at that

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Anonymous: When did Satan kill 10 people? This is dis-info. Satan killed no one.

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Limerick: Technically, satan can't kill. He just puts you in a position to kill yourself easy.

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rafael: Moses put them up to it

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Anonymous: fact, satan acted in self defence. he was set up by god. satan is our true saviour and god took his shit and went on a vacation.

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MrPerspective: There's a reason they call it God Mode. Now, teabag all them heathens and infidels! Amen.

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MrPerspective: 4429 is right. Just like with Katrina, not all bodies were accounted for. (Hey, do you have precise figures for Sodom & Gomorrah? And Egypt's first-borns?)

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MrPerspective: @ Warg : if you're right, then Satan is one awful slacker! No wonder he got... FIRED for all Eternity. ;-)

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FickButter: i'm gonna rape my sis if post ends on 666 ----------------->

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YuLiekPicturz: i will rape your sis it post end on 1-9 excluding 0 only

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Anonymous: ^ "it post end" ---> fail

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Anonymous: god stil holds the world record

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MrPerspective: ^ but using the infamous cheat code he Himself patented

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Anonymous: Hell yeah!!

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Anonymous: allah

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Anonymous: Wonders where the numbers come from. Never saw an itemized/listed body count. Would be interesting to see.

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Bulbasaur111919: Might as well debate the kill count in Lord of the Rings.

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pepe64: But who CREATED the most people? God wins!

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Bulbasaur111919: Sauron did.

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Anonymous: Wait til Dec 21 - this graph may change...

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my99Busa: Yeah 1242674041312 You're right! Wait... How many people did He save and let live/give life to? Oh now I'm ALL confused!...

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Anonymous: the jews killed more people because there is no god

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Anonymous: Fuck no! That means that souless bitch from Twilight's real too!

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Spartak: Satan is pussy!

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Chanonymous: In Revalations Jesus says he is "the morning star". In other parts of the bible "the morning star" is a phrase used to name Satan. Do the maths.

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huck1944: who did the matm on this one ?

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Crackhead FezMonkey: I know that god is real because my asshole hurts in the morning. That's what dad says.

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Anonymous: when the people of Israel escaped from Egypt, the night before sprinkled the blood of the lamb doorsteps. angels sent from God killed all the firstborn Egyptian children.

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Anonymous: Most people have died from communism and liberalism. Look it up.

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Anonymous: ^^Were you there? Didn't think so. It's fucking hearsay and a lie.

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Anonymous: ^ I wish he had been there, then he wouldn't be here.

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Think Heaven is so great? Get there sooner! BIBLE LOOPHOLE: reckless self-endangerment. Technically, it's not suicide.

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jackfrosty: AWESOME! BE AN HERO FUCKERS!

1252550990851

ThrillBilly: fail..

1252558927277

Anonymous: delicious cake on the way to

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Hughbie: Brilliant...

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Anonymous: ....OH SH-

1255901914255

Anonymous: this is win.

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Anonymous: well, Yahweh says to not tempt him... I'm no Chrisling professional, but you get to pick some stuff from the door-to-door chrisfags.

1275599740222

Anonymous: do it christian faggots!!!

1275617056372

gmode: ^ don't kid yourself

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Limerick: The only way the loophole would work is if you are unaware of your own plan.

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Limerick: The answer: Atheists start killing Christians.

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pocket: BIBLE LOOPHOLE: Step 1- sin all you want. Step 2- ask for forgiveness. Repeat as needed.

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KillGod: fapping

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Anonymous: the only legal way to heaven

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA GOD CREATED MAN

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anonymule: Imagine that...

1309128785659

Anonymous: lol

1309351613449

Aganonymous: no, man created god

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uriar: troll or fail?

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MrPerspective: definitely troll

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Anonymous: soviet russia created man in god

1309573127234

AnonymousR: In Soviet Russia the Bible reads retards

1309758254478

DrPwn: This is actually hilarious XD

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UriAr: very philosophical...

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chumpno1: in soviet russia god bought man on the black market

1309924239146

MrPerspective: In Soviet Russia, Komrad Stalin was a self-made god.

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Anonymous: lollercaust

1310510303611

HWOOD: O rly?

1311963435859

Anonymous: well i be dayyum'd

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Jesus dies on pg. 681

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fappa-choppa: He died 4 us u know

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Anonymous: I thought he died so we could have Christmas & Easter holidays LOL

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Anonymous: I will one day die for him. So it's even, I owe him nothing.

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Amomynous: Jesus is just alright with me - Doobies

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Anonymous: he died just for us? how kind. Dumb, but kind. Now gimme more holidays.

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wwwww: my gardner dies on pg. 681? wtf?

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Anonymous: religion..yawn...man made bullshit to keep the majority under control...suckers...

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Anonymous: soo tru. remember anons, adults with immaginary friends are stupid.

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Anonymous: You're a bunch of fools. You just don't think ANYONE could possibly be smarter or better than you.

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Anonymous: 1242517894290...lol....did anyone say anything about who's smarter? You forget, religion is man made....but then I guess with your lack of logical thinking and lack of common sense you'll just keep ranting like a fuckwit that you are....fool, go read your poofy bible...

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Anonymous: 1242071360965,1242025465213...Making Inferences and Drawing Conclusions, you should have paid attention in school...if you have schools in your country?

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Anonymous: All I'm saying is. If this thing is the

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Anonymous: All I'm saying is. If this thing is the "truth", then why can't they get the date of Easter right? I mean it IS 3 days later.

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Anonymous: how did you get the mushrooms off?

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Jesus: Oh Dad Damn It !!!! I haven't read it yet and you just gave it away . I bet Satan did it didn't he ?

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Anonymous: This is the scariest pic I've seen on here.

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Anonymous: he dies on 4 different pages... LEARN YOUR SHIT

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Anonymous: ^four Gospels... Q.Q this thread has failed

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grim: aww man. spoiler with no spoiler alert. now i have to wait for holy bible 3 to come out

1250835431154

DutchGuy: the truth dies on pg. 1 ^^

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Hughbie: and just gets more fictional from there-on in...noahs ark anyone?

1250942463286

Anonymous: Jesus was a Druid washed in the blood of a tree

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Anonymous: Oh WTF. SPOILER

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jiggawatts: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Pyro: Oh thank god someone told me now I dont have to read that far

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Anonymous: some cunt always has to tell u how it ended

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Anonymous: JESUS.....WAS A ZOMBIE

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Anonymous: Lucky bastard was born on Christmas.....That makes for a shit load of presents.

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Warg: Jesus died. This does not affect me. The fact that others believe he rose again.. unfortunately that affects me.

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RIOT NTA (519): FUCKING SPOILERS. ..This shit is almost worse then harry Potter dying... and then coming back to life. Wait a minute..!

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ImYourMomBIATCH: Nooooo.. :'(

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Anonymous: Aren't there a LOT of Bibles? Which Jesus do we kill for?

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Anonymous: << now why did you give away the ending... oh well. time to go back to the FICTION section and find another book

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Anonymous: David son of Jesse dies on that page. guess I have to keep reading...

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PrayForPlaguesForMe: lol

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technosasquatch: spoiler: jesus was actual called joshua or something

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Synonymous: spoiler: this was actually written by Mel Gibson

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Fatjesus85: I die on pg

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Fatjesus85: I die on pg. 681 fuck I just got on pg 600 thinks for nothing

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the7rafe7: spoiler: god isnt real

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crackerkiller5: spoiler: he died

1274719428115

Anonymous: spider pig spider pig

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Anonymous: Hm...Jesus...DIES?!?!?! WTF N00000

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Anonymous: who is he? allah?

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Jesus: LOL BRB TROLLS

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veranet: On what page does he come back as a zombie?

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Anonymous: Dude, spoiler alert, seriously.

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Anonymous: He died for us, what a dumb fuck!

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Anonymous

RIP JESUS

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TitsMagoo: FFS! Kids might read that and get all emo or drugfucked or whatever. It should say Jesus went away to be with his dad in Heaven and we've all lived in perfect peace ever since - because our delicate little petals can't handle blatant fucking reality these days.

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asp: all the religous threads seem to start with a majority of supporters of god, then with more opinions expressed, the majority become athiests.

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sUNz: oh cool ;D

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Anonymous: And he comes back to life on page 685

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Vincent859: He come back again in Revelation, chapter 19, verse 11 and following. http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=rev%2019&version=KJV

1324899911143

Anonymous: no that guy actually died about 4 times, according to 4 chapters of that book (although there are abundant stories to that variety of people getting reborn in their bodies after death)

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Vincent859: ^ Nope. He died exactly one. His death and its circumstances are recounted in four different books of the Bible, written by four different writers and directed at four different audiences. The events of His life, death, and resurrection are alluded to dozens of other times in the Bible, of course.

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Anonymous: Proudly leading us back into the 1st century....My Uncle died for me too. Should he not also be worshipped you fools? I bet you all bought cell phones too!

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Anonymous: Not really a spoiler since churches have pictures of crucified Jesus all over the place. The important thing to xians is that he came back to life, not that he died

1325858911158

Anonymous: Yeah, anyone can die, but only Jesus can come back to life. Well, him and Mithra. And Sherlock Holmes. And Doctor Spock.

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InternetH8Machine: Jesus DIES?!?! Oh noes! What happened?

1325895818108

Anonymous: He showed up, basically pissed off everyone, so they killed him. But he rose from the grave and flaoted up into the sky. This is a long-standing tradition in the Middle East.

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Anonymous

dark side win

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Anonymous: did he died??

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Anonymous: so god made the humans to be filthy sinners just so he could come down to earth as his own son (after raping a married woman) to wander around the desert with his gay friends,be tortured and crucified for the sins he put into humans just to rise again? that is some fucked up rapist BDSM necro freak !!

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Maelsthur

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Anonymous: Emo

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Crackhead Fezmonkey: If you don't sin, jesus died for nothing.

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Holy bible pics or it didn't happen

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Anonymous: ▲

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Anonymous: ▲ ▲ the triforce approval!

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RubyGloom: If there were pics. They'd be shopped.

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Anonymous: I've got a bible with pics. Are you telling me they're shopped?

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Bonehead: myeash

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Anonymous: ^^yes

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Elise: fake!

1289490400109

Krautstolz: tits or it didn’t happen

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sickfuck88: i've got an autographed picture of moses

1289970753303

Munster: I've seen the movies... not impressive...

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BibleIsCrap: Jesus was gay as hell.

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sandmann: nein danke

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MrPerspective: Dozens of motion pictures, and I *still* don't believe that fables happened IRL

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djh123: thats funny !

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RAPTOR JESUS: NOWHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT JESUS WAS NOT A RAPTOR

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Jesus is Lord: This is very offensive. Jesus was not a dinosaur. They never existed because evolution is a lie!

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Anonymous: GTFO JESUS.

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sinonymous: Jesus was so a dinosaur. He was also a cunt. I think he was also a $2 a throw whore!

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sinonymous: And too, I do believe that he never took his libary books back, he smelt like a can of fish arsehole, left out in the sun and did I mention he was a CUNT?

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jackfrosty: You know what Jesus was? Fucking METAL. Thx PA!

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Skinner: thats very true. he was also a ninja. and gay. and black. so he was Ninjaraptorgayniggerjewjesus

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maniacleimagery: Actually....yes the bible says he isnt a raptor cause it says he is of the race of man....

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Bubble: 1103^ ^ ^

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Bubble

^ ^ ^ ^FAIL i know... fuck you

1254241119427

Gonzo: Maybe he cheats on his taxes

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Bubble: ^wat?

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Jesus is Lord: This is very disturbing and wrong. The bible clearly states that Jesus was a man, and the son of god, not a dinosaur

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Bubble: But what was God? it does not say...

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Anonymous: Jesus had it swinging passed his knees, so what does he care?

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Fatonymous: Jesus was the son of god and Jesus was God himself too. And he apeared in earth as a Man but he was a God and Son and A Father of himself.

1254317939578

Anonymous: "Quit being a dinosaur and get a fucking job"

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Anonymou: Your just looking at the bible in a linear perspective, just read between the lines and you can clear see Jesus state "Rawr i r rapta". Thus my good sir you are wrong.

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PlaugedByLife: dinosaurs dont have thumbs yet jewsus was a carpenter. FAIL

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Hughbie: But it never said he was a good carpenter...so he could have been a raptor cunt motherfuking father of himself...

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PlaugedByLife: ^ good point

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Jesus: Rawr i r rapta!

1256544413818

Urban_Botanist: Jesus NEVER DIED!!!!! Because Jesus...............NEVER, LIVED. Read a book dummy. Most historians not accept the Christ Myth theory. Look it up Pansies.

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Anonymous: touche...touche chan4chan

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ImYourMomBIATCH: Jesus likes cocks!

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Warg: If Jesus was a dinosaur, why isn't Christianity extinct yet?

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sillywilly90: its a trap.

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WhiteShark: Jesus wasn't a raptor he was a T-Rex

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Warg: ^BLASPHEMY!! How DARE you??!!!

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FuckChinkies: Jesus was a raptor and loved penis. Also we has a nigger, it's true!

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so_what_if___: born on the 24th of december, died and came back to life. that story is linked to DOZENS of names. the one with jesus simply became the most poppular bed time story. its true. they even wrote a book full of such silly fairy tails.

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ǝsnɐɹqןǝɯɯıd: lemme quote from Pedophillah 11,69. it says: "Yahwesaur laid his sacred eggs into the skull of Mary who then became a mother without her smelling leathery hymen getting brockovic."

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Anonymous: wow all of u have some serious issues. Its probaly ignorant kids on this site, or wrist slitters or athiests or some other weird stuff.

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Anonymous: But I tell you that men will have to give account on the day of judgement for every careless word they have spoken. For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned. (Matthew 12:36-37)

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Anonymous: lol at the cocksucking christians. you will pay for your infidelity in the necxt velocirapture

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Anonymous: @Warg because it's not christianity. christians are faggots

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harr: haaahaaaahaa (athEIst) or some other weird stuff. You quote from your bible as if it's factual and then call somebody else weird. But you're right, an "athiests" would be weird as they don't exist.

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Anonymous: I don't think it says "he" was human, either.

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Anonymous: RIP shop4lol ... no lol4u...back of the line

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Anonymous: Every religion's made up by man it's all a crock of shit...........except SCIENTOLOGY!!!!

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YOU KNOW I AM TRUE BECAUSE I SAY I AM TRUE

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Trip6Agony: pics or it didnt happen

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Anonymous: The first fairy tale book ever written!

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Anonymous: by people who lived hundreds of years ago who traveled lands bled for what they believed in and tried to show people that hate is not the road to take . but then again im sure you know better.

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Limerick: Green eggs and ham taught a great lesson too but that doesn't make me eat with foxxes in boxxes.

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pocket: the origin of the bilble is devine. it is not meant for mortals to understand. you can speak not drink of the waters nor partake in the fruit lest thee be jugeth by him.

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Anonymous: ^christfag

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Anonymous: divine, fag. And religofags have been making up shit for tens of thousands of years. Judaochristiaity was just the one that still exists for a minute.

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Flarp: The origin of the bible is various texts of Alexandria, voted on in constantinople, and changed and ratified every so often. It was created politically. Don't believe it? Do the leg work. The old testament is actually the Jewish bible, for the most part, and it's origin is ancient. Dunno more than that abou the ot. Wasn't there :)

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Flarp: The funny part, you should this to a Chrisfag (love it) and next think you know they will be circulating it like it is a win. lolz

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Anonymous: The Bible is the Word of God, but the work of man... and thus, imperfect.... so it is with all Holy texts

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Jesus: I am what I think I am, and I think I am non-existent and a slew of ideological aphorisms created by the minds of men (jews btw) to control an uneducated populace

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Anonymous: fuck islam

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Flarp: isham? yeah, I like ham, too. So what?

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Antiphon: Uncle Al used to tell me the same story whenever we went out in the woods and he needed to show me things, and he wouldnt lie, would he??

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Flarp: Uncle Al? NEVER. In the woods, I liked uncle Al and aunt Fe2O3

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Flarp: Uncle Al lie? N E V A R. N E V A R F O R G E T Uncle Al.

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Anonymous: And the moral of todays story is: when the voice tells you to kill your son, do it.

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Flarp: Something tells me that if there is a God in a conventional sense, he wouldn't have some humanfags write his doctrine. And, this stuff is relatively the same. It's like same shit, differen't savoir

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Anonymous: Bible --> Ancient Propaganda Democracy---> Actual propaganda Both are lies

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Pedolama: Tits or it didnt happen

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BnSneky: i hear voices

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Phadrus: You can't escape that logic... unfortunately.

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Bongochops: Need a pdf copy of the Bible so I can click the binoculars and type "Magnets"

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FlarP: Somewhere, I have multiple bibles and ancient texts of multiple origin. I've got some stuff in Hebrew, Greek, and Egyptian, too. If I run across it I'll let you know. Not sure why in the hell I saved shit like that. *shrug* Guess I'm a pack rat.

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Fezmonkey: May the Balls of God slap gently upon your chin forever, amen.

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Anonymous: It's quite sad that people are happy to use this argument when it comes to the Bible, but get angry when it comes to the Holocaust.

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Anonymous: The bible, a collection of fables invented by ignorant bronze age savages. What bothers me is that there are powerful people that believe this shit who exert undue influence over those whose minds are unpolluted. Troll me you cunts.

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Anonymous: ^And yet you still use Bible logic every day without even knowing it.....

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Anonymous: ^ You sir, are living proof that conception via anal sex is possible.

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Anonymous: ^ at least you called him sir. You got that part right.

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Anonymous: ^Wheras you don't deserve such courtesy. You're just a smokering blown from your Thai mother's cunt during a circus act.

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Anonymous: ^ U been trolled ... :)

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Anonymous: ^Troll Detector reading off the scale, Captain"

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Anonymous: ^ Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a troll !

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Anonymous: yes, if TRUE is an acronym for Totally Retarded Unreal Ecclesiae

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GO TO BOOKSTORE - MOVE BIBLES TO FANTASY SECTION

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anonymous: epic WIN !

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DREW: lol !!!!

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Anonymous: im african american and i am very offended

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crackerkiller5: ^if you dont like it....GTFO!!!!!^

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cliptoe: they sell bibles in bookstores?

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Grave: I did it in my school's library

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Anonymous: no. you are african american and you are very black.

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Anonymous: move the black history stuff to the animals section.

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not anon: they arnt in the fantasy section!!, i wasted a fucking whole day looking there, and in comedy

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Raptor Jesus: hahahaha I will do this next time I go there

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crackerkiller5: move the nazi stuff to the fiction section

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Pyro: ^ LOL lets do it

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Anonymous: Done it, and you can credit bash.org for this gem.

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Anonymous: I'm 12 years old and what is a Bible?

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Anonymous: move the black history stuff to the animals section. <<<< ROFL, will do that !

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E: RolLOL @ OP!

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Anonymous: Lolz

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Anonymous: OLD NEWS HELLLOOO BASH.ORG TEN YEARS AGO

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VolTec: Hello Tyler.

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Psilofyr: Folklore and Mythology

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anon: awesome!!

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Weed: Rule #27 of Fight Club, WTF!

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Weed: Er, I mean... FTW.

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GridLocK: im so doing this!! muhahaha

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chrud: fuck yea

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Anonymous: ha, yep.

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Mrs Cartman: move the Koran into ' how to get away with raping young boys section

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Ninja: ^Fantasy section just beside the bible

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Anonymous: ^How about Horror?

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Anonymous: typical atheists..... always being violent, hateful, and proud

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The Original Spoon: I almost wish I was racist. That black history in the animals section is a pretty devious idea. In reality, a shitty, evil thing to do.

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RubberG: ^ woould only offend white people as niggers don't go to the book shop. Safest place during a chimpout.

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Arse not Ass: My friend snuck into a church and superglued dinosaurs at the end of each pue.

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Anonymous: I've gotta do this!!

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Anonymous: ^ yeah, do in man. all the 50-60 year old church-going women in your area will think your a right rebel! cool!

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<>: do this with the cumran in a muslim country or the torah in pissrael and become a TRUE MARTYR OF AWESOMENESS

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Arschloch33: Put it in the porn section: Potiphar's wife was quite a MILF

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Chanonymous: Most bookstores don't sell bibles.

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Anonymous: Put black culture books into primate section.

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Anonymous: Put the gay books into the mens room.

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hairyassole: Bible could also go in the Crime section next to the koran. Also useful as cigarette paper or asswipes.

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Anonymous: ^ The koran wouldn't make good asswipe. it's already full of shit.

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I am a little shocked. She says she is a Christian, but the Bible doesn't say anything about dinosaurs.

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Anonymous

I don't mean to cause you further alarm Muriel, but your daughters may be attracted to them also.

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Anonymous: I start to believe that the Bible is one of Satan's most powerful tools ...

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Anonymous: Oh boy that woman is a fucking retard. It scares me to think delusional people like that are walking among us. Makes me want to move to a cave in the middle of the Mojave.

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Limerick: Trololol.

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benton007: ^^^religon is Satans most powerfulk tool, and it is full of tools

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Greeft: The reciprocating hacksaw is my favourite work of Satan, or big Stan as he lets me call him.

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MrPerspective: Meanwhile, arab muslims are starting to believe in revolution.

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anonymule: holy shit. Light bulbs aren't in the bible either, but they sure as shit help us see in the dark.....fuck sake.

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savyp: Religious people are fucking idiots. They will never learn to think for themselves

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Anonymous: It's almost as bad a an internet meme

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Anonymous: zooooooooooomg I canr even describe the magnitude of this facepalm

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pocket:

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anonymule: ^ lol...typical christian

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roadpirate: Do yourself a big favor and just kill yourself, lady. problem solved.

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Anonymous: oh for fucks sake there are too many places out there where ppl live in the middle of nowhere and liten to evangelistic shit all day and slowly turn into morons the work of the devil. lol

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Anonymous: muriels account has since closed on that site. i wonder why. maybe she realise her clit might be the work of the devil and so she topped herself. lone down, how many more to go?

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Claudius: Stupidity is Sata's greatest tool..

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Greeft: ^ You saying only stupid people believe in Santa?

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cybersinner: These mindless fucktards are trying to take over our country right this minute under the guise of the Tea Party!

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Claudius: @Greeft-I'm saying Satan made me omit the 'n' and implicate Santa in this mess...

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Banshee5: things like these just make me sigh greatly...

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Anonymous: I'd hit her while slapping her face with a bible. Repeatedly.

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Kuder: This retarded piece of WTF is allowed to adopt children????????? UNICEF, where are you????????

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Captngeetch: Good Greeft ....

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Toxified: This is why i cant decide on a religion... seriously what idiot keeps saying the earth is only 6000 years old? fuckin trolled

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Tattoos: FUCK HER DRY IN HER ASSHOLE !

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WillieBillBob: I can't believe that this retard has been able to adopt children. What were Child Services thinking?

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Cae211: Child services were busy sitting on dino heads like 4209 demonstrated LOL

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Itzcuintle: The sad thing is that her schizoid world-view seems to be normalized in the states...sads

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ChizzyB: Yeah but wasnt raptor-jesus half dinosaur???? kinda makes the whole argument invalid.

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Anonymous: ^well his mom was human and his daddy was dino so when kids love dinos they love GODino

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been there bangin': the bible doesn't mention idiot bitch women, but here ya go....proof. they exist

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Anonymous: /facepalm

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Maelsthur: lol satan makes dinosaurs bones? hmm then satan makes, galaxies, physics, spheric hear, gravitty, and all this thing (science) that once time catholic inquisition says "is satan stuff, theres is nothing to say everything is in the bible" then kill who thought different.

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Anonymous: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this nice little collection of stories. The Council of Trent: These are all my favorites.

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Hughbie: she just went full retard...dumb religionfag...

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Anonymous: we should start a movement to convence retarted christians that the dinosaurs are realy demons and when they get to heaven the are ggoing to see all the "good" dinosaurs flying around like dragons

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Anonymous: we should start a movement to convence retarted christians that the dinosaurs are realy demons and when they get to heaven the are going to see all the "good" dinosaurs flying around like dragons

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Anonymous: two tips for her. first, let INTELLIGENT, as in ATHEIST (got that, bitch???) people adopt your kids. right after that, kill yourself. Maybe, just maybe then they could grow up to become normal people.

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Anonymous: I love the whole, "the Bible doesn't say anything about them" argument. The Bible also doesn't say anyone ever pooped. So was everyone constipated the whole time in the Bible? Oh, wait...

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been there bangin': ...dinosaurs aren't but a miracle-swinging guy named Jesus, which there is little archaeological evidence of, is real ? Beam me up, Scotty. please....please....these morons are EVERYFUCKINGWHERE!!!!!1

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Bulbasaur111919: Bet this fucktard believes in the Flat Earth theory too. Way to go America, way to go.

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Anonymous: The Bible doesn't mention YOU, lady, so I'll just assume YOU don't exist either.

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lictor: In god we trust because thinking makes me tired

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Arschloch33: Das geht mir voll am Arsch vorbei (ah yes, for the linguistically challenged Americunts: that passes by my ass all the way)

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Ghostoftime: The bible does mention Dinosaurs but they are referred to as livyathan, Tanniyn (Dragon) and behemoth Instead of skimming through a book READ IT!!!!Tanniyn occurs 28 times in the Bible and is normally translated “dragon.” It is also translated “serpent,” “sea monster,” “dinosaur,” “great creature,” and “reptile.”

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Anonymous: ^thats right sir

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Bulbasaur111919: ^^ actually it's generally regarded as meaning the same as behemoth and leviathan in most conventional interpritations. These are thought to refere to a whale but there are, like most things in the bible, many other theories.

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Chanonymous: ^^^if dragons in the bible are dinosaurs, then the book of ezekial is about alien spaceships battleing in the sky. I dare you to read it out loud and tell me it's not.

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liplocker_code3: Fucking bitch! It's like the 15th century all over again. Fucking, small minded, relitard bitch!

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Anonymous: It's a shame she's already contributed to the gene pool.

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Anonymous: ^ she's white so it's OK.

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Anonymous: she makes some great points. she should burn the child at the stake for even LOOKING at those heathen items

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Contradictions in the Bible

Bible analysis info contradiction religion fail

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Tres: thank god for reason????

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darkstan: Wow, when you put it like that it seems clear that the bible was not only written by humans, but by humans in the fifth grade.

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Lickathesplit: tl;dr, i believe you at your word...

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Courtneydabitch: Well, maybe all of you stupid atheists need to stop overanalyzing everything. You're gonna shit ur pants when you die and come face to face with God.

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cybersinner: ^Not really. I bet this fucking shit even confuses him.

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Courtneydabitch: ^I don't think so.

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Anonymous: religion was created for people to have hope and to help people from doing right instead of wrong with fake consequences (hell)

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MasterM: God's a fucking pussy.

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Anonymous: jesus sucks cock

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djh123: sorry that all of you are mislead ^^^^^^^^^^ i hope one day you'll see Truth :D

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mischievious: ^ djh i am dissapoint

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skypilot: jesus saves bottles and cans

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Anonymous: religion is based on superstition, ritualism and mysticism and a lack of knowledge.

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Epic Win: Wheeew, thanks for clearing those up for me!

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Leviticus 18:22 You Shall Never Gay

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whitehead: The last book that you should be seeking guidance from for any reason is this one.

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Anonymous: Leviticus 18:22 - "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." Good advice

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ImaD00d: What about lesbians?

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Pyro: they are awesome

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whitehead: Be who you are, gay, llesbian, bi, whatever. An if you ever see this douche bag leviticus, kindly tell him to suck my dick, and I'm not even gay!

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Jessica: God I so love you guys.

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Pyro: and we love you too

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Anonymous: lesbians get a pass if they are hawt and motivated

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ImaD00d: Thanx, Whitehead - gay friendly straight dudes kick ass. We need more ppl like you around.

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Anonymous: Most people are gay friendly -- just keep it in your own bedroom and not in our faces

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Pyro: im gay friendly but im not gay

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Anonymous: your gay

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Anonymous: It's only men with men, even god thinks watching lesbians is fuckin awsome.

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akingu: imad00d has AIDS and sucks nigger cocks. GOATSE!

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ImaD00d: ^^^HEY, akingu - I have HERPES and niggers suck MY cock. Get it straight, faggot.

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ImaD00d: (cuz lord knows I never could... LOL!!)

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Anonymous: 7963 wins internet

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Anonymous: 7208 -> Correct translation: And with a male, thou shalt not lie down in a woman's bed; it is an abomination. <- there is a difference, learn your own mythology

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Anonymous: well the Jews were right about that, at least.

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o_O: true..this is what a pussy for.

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g-man: can i still put it in a girls pooper?

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Anonymous: gay image is totally gay and is being gay

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Anonymous: as long as those gay people dont shove it down my throat all the time..and in my childrens face

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Grave: Hey isn't that the book with the talking snake?

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Anonymous: Then why is Jesus like a gay hippie?

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ImYourMomBIATCH: ^cuz he's your mom

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Anonymous: LOL "You Shall Never Gay"... makes about as much sense as the rest of the book

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Anonymous: Mistranslated.

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Anonymous: What does Leviticus say about a lesbian trapped in a man's body, who fornicates with lesbian women, or didn't old Levi think that deeply?

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Anonymous: fuck the bible

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Anonymous: So don't fuck a guy like you would a woman. Simple Really.

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Anonymous: "kindly tell him to suck my dick, and I'm not even gay!" Asking someone to suck your dick is a pretty good indicator that you are homosex

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Anonymous: It doesn't say anything about lesbians, there's a reason that lesbians are hot and gays are weird, and why Kings in the Bible had lot's of wives!! !!

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Boxxy's Lips: it's only natural to let a man stick his dick in your ass and then want to suck the shit off it... yeah, that's normal. The bible should approve of that.

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Anonymous: Then why do so many Republicans get caught doing gay?

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Vagitarian: 1951 you're doing it wrong.

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MegaShit: Leviticus 18:22 - "THOU SHALT NOT LET THINE BALLS TOUCHETH THOSE OF ANOTHER DUDE, FOR THAT IS PURE HOMOSEX... Leviticus 18:23 - SO LONGEST THINE BALLS DO NOT TOUCH, EVERYTHING ELSE IS MEH.

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Everdark: ^ so readeth the literate MegaShit, so shall it be.

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Anonymous: leviticus 69:69 go and fuck yourself altar boys

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Itzcuintle: "Do what thou will shall be the whole of the law." -The Black Bible

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Itzcuintle: LOL at caption!

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Arse not Ass: Leviticus also says it is a sin to marry a woman from a neighbouring country or to wear clothes made of two differing materials at the same time.

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Quantum69: ^Now THAT'S stupid!

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Anonymous: 'Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live', so unless you bible whores refuse to obey ALL of your god's word, stop cherry picking the subjects you only feel butt-hurt about!

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RubberG: "a woman shall not lay with a nigger or be forever cast out as untouchable and diseased'.

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Anonymous: Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind: it is abomination." - King James Version. I read that to say, Bro's before hoe's... Tell the truth with men. Lie with bitches.

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Arschloch33: Burn it for good

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Anonymous: Whoever said that never had a piece of ass!

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Anonymous: Whoever said that never had a piece of ass! My

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Oh yeah!: Well logic dictates that it is impossible to lie with men as with women seeing as women and men are anatomically different! Eat that you Homophobic Christian arsewipes!!

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Oh yeah!: Logic also dictates that its not an abomination if you do it standing up!

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Oh yeah!: Or fisting, kinky gay leather sex and sounding are also good apparently. And for those of you that actually want to really cross the line: Scat

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Anonymous: Prove your god is not gay. Do it!

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Anonymous: Gay is great

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Anonymous: Jeez... Gay used to mean happy, until it was hijacked by the homosexual community sometime in the '70's.

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Anonymous: Fail. That's Daniel, not leviticus.

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Anonymous: Based on lies and bullshit.. Burn it !

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Anonymous: "a woman shall not lay with a nigger or be forever cast out as untouchable and diseased'..

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Greeft

- "That's what SHE said!"

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Chanonymous: Leviticus 10:6 “Do not let your hair become unkempt and do not tear your clothes, or you will die and the Lord will be angry with the whole community."

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Chanonymous: Leviticus 19:27 “Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard."

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Anonymous: ^leviticus, god and jesus can go suck my left nut.

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liplocker_code3: Thou shalt never bible!

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Jor-El so loved the world that he sent his only son Kal-El to save our planet. Superman died for you was resurrected and gets his superpowers from the sun. Superman loves you and if you accept him as your personal savior he will rescue you if your car goe

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Anonymous: Makes as much sense as Christianity...

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Furore23: FUCK YEAH SUPERMAN

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Anonymous: Shit Bull....

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Comic Book Geek: so does this mean that Marvel Comics is the devil?

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Jovi: Superman respect.

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Greeft: No, Lex Luthor is the Devil.

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Pyro: in supermans name we pray, The hulk

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Comic Book Geek: OP, when you have a chance check youtube. search: "DC WHO DO YOU TRUST TRAILER HD" worth a gander imo!

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Furore23: ^ I did, thanks! Rather nice powerfight with some cool moves; plus it's always nice to hear Kevin Conroy reprising his role.

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Comic Book Geek: ^ another offering, sir. BATMAN: UNDER THE RED HOOD (2010, animation) streaming @ http : //www . wisevid . com/play?v=0A_xuzx9qfg3 once you're there, let it load for 10 minutes and everything should be fine. enjoy! then there's "WOLVERINE VERSUS...." let me know if interested.

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Furore23: ^ I got B:UTRH coming, and the Wolvie thing... although I hear bad things about both. We'll see. But thanks!

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Token: I actually liked Under the Red Hood and Wolverine Versus for what they were...

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Comic Book Geek: Furore23: You're welcome! Would like to know your opinion about both "movies." :) Token: Did the level of violence in B:UTRH surprise you? RE: WOLVERINE VS, Gotta love Deadpool (such an asshole)!

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AmusingMuse: No superhero is greater than Ghost Rider. The hulk is unstoppable and would have been beaten in the World War Hulk series had Ghost Rider's human side not show though.

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Christian bible software license quote

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Anonymous: or they just read the verses that support whatever their favorite causes of Bigotry, Homophobia, and repression might be...

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Greeft: ^What, the Bible supports Homophobia, Bigotry and Repression and there was me wasting my time being an atheist, where do I sign up?

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Anonymous: HE:LL YES READ THIS CHAT

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KingGeek: Wrong

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INDEED!: ♥♥♥♥♥

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ElCapitan: tl;dr but I agree.

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Anonymous: Same thing for most other religiions (like Islam, for example -- Most "muslim extremists" can't even read they just do what the Imam says).

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L555: True

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Anonymous: lol

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Anonymous: HAHAHA Yes

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Greeft: ^Did you read that before agreeing?

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YuLiekPicturz: great lol

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Anonymous: faggots. it doesn't mean homosexual it means totally retarded hypocrite. use in a sentence atheism is for faggots

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Anonymous: I like that one !

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The Bible is the literal word of God. - Except all that bad stuff which are just stories.

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Anonymous: LOL!!!! Religion is so fucking easy to make fun of :-) I love it!

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Moongrim: Which parts are the metaphors again?

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Anonymous: That would be an ecumenical matter

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admiral: 1282341787556 and thats why you fuckers keep doin it (fuck religion, but some kind of source? its obvious.. you say for the universe what we say for "God")

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AgentR: Chrisitianity, once you strip down all the ludicrous bullshit, is just an overblown form of sun worship.

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Anonymous: Wait, wat? Jesus and 12 carny's walk into a room and fool u all with that corpse in a cave bit... Really? U didn't see red sea 12 with clooney?

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Gridlock: http://www.bidstrup.com/virus.htm

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Lickathesplit: 0599, who are you thinking to troll ? I call the (for all we know) all being collective that surrounds us the universe, and you call it god, that still doesn't explain why you send your prayers to it right ? Any proven indication that there is something listening to prayers for the last, lets say, 50.000 years ?

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Anonymous: remember, all the animals that existed in the world in noah's time were on his ark. bwahahahahaha.

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chrud: if it WAS the literal word of a god, how would we understand it?

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Anonymous: @Lickathesplit actually the jews worshipped moses and god through him and christianity ie praying to god has only been around since ad hence 2010 years and ect. in summary go fuck yourself you stupid troll

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Anonymous: old mcdonald had meat to sell. dont ask him how he got that and what kind of flesh was used.

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Bulbasaur111919: What about the bits with monsters, are they real?

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QueenOfNiggers: where the hell are you fucking niggers ??? im still wating for a little niggerboy to lick the black toejam cheese from between my toes .... hurry niggerlips

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PEOPLE I WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE

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Anonymous: Rush Limbaugh...

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Tattoos: That's one for starters, then that cunt Hillary Clinton.

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Weed: That's it? That won't even cover volume one of my list.

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Anonymous: Glenn Beck, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber, George W. Bush, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Jay Leno, The cast of Jersey Shore, Perez Hilton, Mel Gibson, Rush Limbaugh too (I'll get in line), Michael Lohan, Dr. Phil and that Octomom.

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Greeft: This person must be Ghandi or some other pacifist type, because my edition comes in 20 phonebook sized leather bound volumes!

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Anonymous: The Holy Bible

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Anonymous: David Rockefeller

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Anonymous: this french dwarf Sarkozy

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user775: god....

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Fart33: Jose

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mmmnigger: user775

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lily84: amee

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Fart33: ^lol

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AZO: xaxx that asshole

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Anonymous: the ASSHOLE that restricted incoming and porn on this site...

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Rebecca Black: Everyone that doesn't like my song Friday. Everyone should love Friday.

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Anonymous: None. Punching hurts my fiststest.

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uriar: Lady D

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Lickathesplit: The guy who allowed the first commercial to be broadcasted on tv

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Allah the cockroach: Muhammad the muslim prophet

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BnSneky: everyone

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Anonymous: This is the real Facebook

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Anonymous: all niggers

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Anonymous: BILL ORIELY

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djh123: ^^geez so hateful here everyone^^

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Anonymous: wrong! why whould you associate that title with the bible.

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Anonymous: its a holy book, means its perfect and wont change much almost as long as i live (though its still of many wrong assumptions and everything)

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Anonymous: ALL BLACK PEOPLE

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Quantum69: ^^^^STFU drunk jersey ho 123

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hello my name is: entire immediate family

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Pyro: that book should be thicker than that.....

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Anonymous: Our primeminister

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Anonymous: maybe it should be renamed to "people that need to be ridden off somehow, if i only knew why"

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Anonymous: that book would be enormous!

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Anonymous: Muslims

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Cunt81: Michael Moore, Bill Maher, Al Franken, Al Sharpton, Nancy Pelosi, Every nigger in America, every liberal in America, every camel-fcking muslim raghead in America.

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Anonymous: Joe Liebermann

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Anonymous: Agree with Cunt81

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Your mom: Cunt81 inbred hick go die

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SUBHUMAN JEW: Cunt81 You forgot kikes !!!!!

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Anonymous: kikes

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Anonymous: MrPerspective

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Bunglicker: ^^^^^Anon @5576 has a good list.

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anonymous: Resident nigger lovers: idrankalthebeer, anonymule, oldandevil and quantum69 because he has no life and comments on every fucking picture with stupid drivel. Troll trap set.

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danono: Rihanna - she seems to like it.....

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Anonymous: Obama

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Mota

anyone that could go through with that

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ethelred: "People who want to punch you in the face" runs to 36 volumes

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Cae211: Le Holy Book!

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RubberG: The guy who said "Hey, lets bring African slaves to America. What could possibly go wrong?"

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theheat: bieber

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Anonymous

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Anonymous: i sometimes punch myself, helps me to focus

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Anonymous: the good book

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Arschloch33: that prissy f23

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EdGein: The inventor of Facebook.

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Obadiah: MOst of the above - but I'd kick them in the balls

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gypsygreen: Zahi hawaais

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WillieBillBob: Too many in the GOP to list here, but Dick (Tater) Cheney tops my list.

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CrackSnacker: Barney Frank.

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Quantum69

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CrackSnacker: ^LOL Q69. I can't stand Barney because he is dirtbag, not for political reasons. Glenn Beck falls in to the same category btw. I always vote for an acceptable independent, or I write in my Grandfather's name.

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anonymous: Kondoomkop De klerk - Traitor and child of a child molestor

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Anonymous: Daniel Cohn-Bendit > liberal jewish pedophile

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Sack-religious: God. I want to punch God in the face. Is he a person? Does he have a face?

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Anonymous: crewsey

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ImYourMomBiatch: Kim Jong Un, it would be a dream to punch that dudes fat face.

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Anonymous: ^ (actually shitting his pants due to anti- north korean scare tactics)

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Anonymous: Kondoomkop de klerk - POES en volks veraaier kont kop kind van 'n kinder mollesteerder

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Anonymous: Obama, Biden, Holder, all members of their administration, all the criminals in congress. The list goes on and on.

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liplocker_code3: If it's mandatory it's a living person, the voice behind Bart SImpson, the scientology bitch, otherwise L. Ron Hubbard, inventor of that shit.

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Anonymous: I want to punch people in the Facebook!

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STARTS WITH A TALKING SNAKE, ENDS WITH A FOUR HEADED MONSTER NON-FICTION

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Nickeh43Fan: Meh! The movie was better.

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Canucklehead: Total fiction.

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kib420: Lmao fan

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Strasaphere: lol

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Forsaken: lol XD

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Anonymous: you just dont realize the symbolism in there my friend. its symbolic

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Twinchlian: It is an early attempt to put the wisdom of God into words. Mostly fail. Some of it epic wins.

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BnSneky: false...........it's a lie

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NorwayJunkie: Get fucked @ religionism

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Anonymous: can op be god?

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Quantum69: ^Nope, OP can only be a fag.

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Comic Smarts: historical fiction = epic fail

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Anonymous: There are some fucking ace beasts in the bible. Giant whales and lion faced monsters. Pokemon is weak in comparison.

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TheLiar: ^ yeah but if pokemon were real theyd be boss as fuck

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EZEKIEL 25:17

Pulp fiction art gun bible quote background

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r120604: RIP Samuel L. Jackson

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gookheadcrusher: how many of you atheist cunts think this is cool?

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atheist cunt: I do because that passage isn't even in the fucking Bible. Christ fags

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Lavalancer: The tranny of evil?

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Anonymous: Haha, you all want to suck this niggers cock because he is a limited actor in a limited directors movie. Haha.

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Anonymous: not even funny

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Arschloch33: Yawn

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Anonymous: would make a cool t-shirt...

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OhPlease: thanks for paying for the movie bloody customers, yours truly, the old hag murderer from dusk till dawn

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OhPlease: ^i like if movies give me a good nights sleep and there's better life than without.

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oooEYEooo: ..."Oh...check out the big brain on Brad...Pleaze"...

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Anonymous: This guy also does the art work for KMFDM.

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ANòmNómNòm: we gladly feast on those who would subdue us, movies are like going to a sauna, not going places but getting pleased

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metalfan420: @atheist cunt: Actually it is in the Bible, dumbass.

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GOD EXISTS - THERE'S A BOOK ABOUT HIM

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ARRRGGG: Word!!!

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cockwarmer: you must spread it

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CK: have sex with babies, because a book says so

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whitehead: Stephen King writes much,much better

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whitehead: And his books are based more in reality then the fucken bible.

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Anonymous: yes the fictional god does exist in the fictional book.

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DutchGuy: and several movies

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Anonymous: Yeah, god esists. In some people's stupid superstitions.

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Swiney: HEHE^^^^^^^LOLZ

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ThrillBilly: then i guess green eggs and ham must exist too..

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Anonymous: there's a book about frankenstein as well but he's not real

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Anonymous: burn it save humanity!

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BuggerChan: Frankenstien's not real?!?! I've seen him in movies, blasphemer!

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Grave: HAIL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

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Anonymous: CK, where in the bible does it say to have sex with babies?

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Anonymous: @CK: it doesn't say that at all! You fail at life.

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Moongrim: Which God?

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Anonymous: holy shit so ogden really is dead?

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Anonymous: 84900 if your going to bash it dont make shit up you dont have to

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anarcacist: We are given 5 senses but must have "faith" with this magical 6th one. BULLSHIT.

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cybersinner: As for sex with babies...God created Eve and immediately told her to be fruitful. She was by definition a newborn, being less than a day old. God is a pedo! Not to mention that if God is real because he is in a book, then so is Harry Potter, The Olympian Gods, and a Human God named Neo.

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Warg: Pfft! Everyone knows that book is just part of Spacelord Jehovah's plan for universal mind control. Its not the truth. Its propoganda.

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Schldpdd: pics ord didn't happen

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Anonymous: Harry Potter exists...there is a book about him too.

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Anonymous: i knew it!! whitesnow DOES exist!!!

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gruv3r13: PICTURES OR IT DIDN;T HAPPEN "rule of teh interwebz"

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Anonymous: Theres also books about vampires, aliens, unicorns, talking animals, ect. ect.

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Kareloko: THE HOBBIT EXISTS, THERE´S A BOOK ABOUT HIM.

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Anonymous: Oh shit! Get crosses, holy water and oak stakes...DRACULA IS REAL ! ! !

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Anonymous: THEN TWILIGHT EXIST TOO!!!!??? FUUUUUUUUU!!!!

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Anonymous: Harry Potter is history?

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Anonymous: God better watch his ass then, Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva will be along shortly to kick the shit out of him. Their book is older.

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Anonymous: Don't forget the great god, Ugh, worshipped by cavemen and scrathed on the cave walls in the form of a flaming ball in the sky.

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Anonymous: The Easter Bunny exist. There is a book about him.

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ThelemicMage: That translated (bastardized) bible would be better used as substrate ingrediant to grow the Manna of exodous with. (psilocybe mushrooms). Small, round, came up in the morning dew after animals crossed over the grass, size of hoar frost, melted in the sun, bred worms when kept without drying. Duh. Christians are such fucking imbecilic hypocrites.

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SlayerofPeople: God christians are hitting a whole new level of fail.

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Nickeh43: There's a book about the second dominion, can that exist too plz? Kthx

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Anonymous: Holy shit, the trekkies are right then! The shit in Star Trek must be real!

1279294889281

Anonymous: BEAM ME UP SCOTTY! (I have had enough of this shit)

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Anonymous: While burning the bible may save humanity partially, we would also have to burn the quran etc.

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Arsonist: burn every bible in the world

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Anonymous: theres a book about Harry Potter too

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Anonymous: Perhaps the book doesn't exist, and people believes it does?

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MrPerspective: I wanna be in Hufflepuff. SEVEN Harry Potter books, IN YOUR FACE Jehovah! 10 books, if you count Tales of Beedle the Bard & the two schoolbooks. "I want to believe. The Truth is out there. Kamehameha, motherfucker. I am your father. Who's your daddy? Vengeance is mine, said the lord-quoting black triggerman." (To be cont'd)

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MrPerspective: Big Brother is watching you. It's real. There's a book about it. War is peace. Black is white. Pedobear is a gay televangelist congressman. (No, that last one isn't true, it was on TV not in a book.)

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MrPerspective: Flying Spaghetti Monster tops it : there's a cooking book, AND a videogame. Plus, pastafarians have something that all these other religions are direly missing: A SENSE OF HUMOR. My mind is created... I mean, it's made.

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MrPerspective: But my little sister prefers the fuzzy-cute Invisible Pink Unicorn. Girls... NO, DEE-DEE, DEW NOT TOUCH THEES BUTTON!

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Anonymous: There is a book about Donald Duck too.....

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gmode: every knee will bow and every tongue confess Jesus Christ is Lord

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precious: a book of truth because....ummm...hmmm...in past when drugs weren't bad, war and mass murder wasn't bad and the world was total chaos everybody supposedly was telling the truth, so everything from past is 100% the truth if its written. Yeah this is the logic of bible.

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MrPerspective: ^ And the world is flat like a pizza, with a celestial dome over it. So sez Genesis, chapter 1. All those delusional satellites just THINK they're orbiting in space around a globe planet.

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Anonymous: We have come to far to believe crap about religion... Again I say HAIL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

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MrPerspective: ^ (Eep) It's hailing flying spaghetti monsters? Not even during the Egypt plagues has it ever been so... extreme! At worst, it rained mana. "Hmmm, mana!..." =(8°(|)

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Anonymous: HAIL THE FUCKING FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. And Kthulhu

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MrPerspective: ^ Be moar specific: which fucked which? The public demands to know! ("C'thulhu + FSM, sitting in a tree"? Yay, double divine tentacle pr0n! Now THAT's goddamn HOT) 8-p~~~

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MrPerspective: "A level 10 Biblemon appears. Biblemon uses proselytism. Pastafar dodges and uses lulz. It's super effective."

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MrPerspective: Isn't this the snarling classbook that Hagrid gave to his class in Prisoner Of Azkaban? WWHD : What Would Hagrid Do?

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Hagrid: Oy, ye just hafta stroke dem on de spine, liek dat, an' dey'll be all mellow. I thought dat would be obvious, aye?

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savyp: Yes, lets believe everything we read ever because theres no such thing as non fiction. The bible started out as a bunch of stories to live by and now look what happened to it.

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AwesomeAnonymous!: YES! :p

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Weed: There's plenty of books about me too, but that doesn't mean I exist.

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MrPerspective: ^ Yes it does, Weed. Because LAW BOOKS tell about you. Usually in a very negative manner, I might add. They say you're illegal, man. Sorry. (But WTF, *I* still love you.)

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Anonymous: I've read better fiction books.. where the stories even makes sense and are not a pile of crap

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Anonymous: yeah it exists as much as the simpsons do and the elves in LOTR

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MrPerspective: Reading a fiction book about Jesus of Nazareth right nao. (No, it's not the Gospel, LOL!)

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Anonymous: theres also a book about a huge red dog that can talk

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Flarp: The unauthorized biography of God?

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MrPerspective: ^ Actually, Flarp, you could call that book I'm reading "the Gospel of Gilbert". (^_^) Its actual title precisely happens to be "I, Jesus".

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Anonymous: MrPerspective is a 12-time biblefag.

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Anonymous: he dies in chapter 8

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Anonymous: ^the jews did it

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feces gobbler: za jews b some trick ass nigguz

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Anonymous: Ted Bundy exists. There are several books about him!

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Anonymous: OSM

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Anonymous: You just KNOW Tupac Shakur had bad breath.

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Anonymous: Jesus Super Sayajin 2

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you: POPUP BLOCKER???

1252380457608

jackfrosty: FUCK ITS VOLDEMORT!

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Anonymous: So Jesus is a balding redneck? I always suspected but its good to have proof!

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Anonymous: when u see a flying little man catch him between the pages of a heavy book

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Anonymous: the bible....historys biggest joke that no one gets

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Anonymous: This is just shitty art man!

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Anonymous: VOLDEMORT! HOLY SHIT!!!

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Anonymous: <look! its the christians' imaginary friend!

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MrPerspective: This stuff will blow your mind. Correction: it will blow in your face. Or maybe both at once. Fuck, I'm so high, I dunno lol anymoar!

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Anonymous: Lady Cottington about to get her next fairy!

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m4k3k3: book firin laser

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In the beginning, God. That's all you need to know. Now SHUT THE FUCK UP! - (Where did he come from? You're not allowed to ask that question. STFU: Job 38:4)

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darkstan: Now, when you put it like that...

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AlienNation: Gods were aliens. Yes it's true. It's right there in the Bible.

1280471312546

Anonymousse: too high to read

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Boreece: Can't take anything with THAT many spelling errors srsly, try again.

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George: YEAH, I CAN BELIEVE THAT! And btw, STUF.

1286999720238

rock: bit of a stretch ...christians care me most cause they sem so normal

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Lickathesplit: Where's the details at ???

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MrPerspective: (With a large enthusiastic dumb grin) "YEAH, I CAN BELIEVE THAT!" Oh, and I wanna be in Hufflepuff. I believe all the Books I read. Bippity-boppity-boo, nanoo-nanoo.

1299615367646

Boa Hancock: Um....... STFU!!!

1299647378904

Anonymous: If God had wanted us to be atheists, he wouldn’t have given us human intelligence.

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Anonymous: sauce is legit.bowing into anal raep position.

1346656770498

Anonymous: why wouldn't a god "evolve"?

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Your Lawyer: LOL. You'd think god would finally grow up and tell them something different, rational, humane, like FUCKING GET ALONG BITCHES (and STFU)

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seqament: not read

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How many people did God kill in the Bible?

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Anonymous: God killed all those niggas for being jews.

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Anonymous: God IS Love. Murderphile.

1317045200248

Anonymous: love is application of force. without energy use nothing would be. but the xtian god is the material plane and its effects (nt), if it isnt just ones feelings (at).

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GOD HIMSELF: God Didnt write the bible, people did and if you weren't such an ignorant fuck you would understand that

1333365541900

Anonymous: Nice kill count you camping mother fucker.

1333372496904

MadNiggerish: Hitler did better

1333372751155

Anonymous: ^would have agreed but he wasn't personally responsible for many at all whilst the bad mother fucker on high wiped these cunts out on his own.

1333382743529

Anonymous: "Nice kill count you camping mother fucker." < LOL'd

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springer: noah - time to build ark

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lulalele: last week i was wondering... how many people was killed in god's name?....i love the motherfuck internet

1333450296644

BnSneky: hahahaha

1333450572687

Anonymous: Still behind Stalin and Mao though .

1333498484315

Anonymous: God my God

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HATE CRIME - ART

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AlienNation: so true

1283734722183

chrud: i think they should be in the same toilet, dukin' it out... that way rational people still have a place to shit.

1283739591379

Limerick: Hover.

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AmusingMuse: I think we should wear the toilets as hats and if anyone asks just tell them we woke up coming out a butthole.

1284264963905

Knome: die infedels

1285711159883

Anonymous: this over sensitivity to everything is getting old, if you dont like it then GTFO

1286337147447

anon: leftists are fools

1289677346118

sickfuck88: take a shit and flush them both

1289972244103

Shitskinslayer: Yeah, the double-standard libtards are despicable.

1290028940370

Anonymous: Art: Easy Bake Anne Frank: youtube /watch?v=ofhpTIqx9Jg

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Screw 'Em: Fuck 'em both!

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Anonymous: Religion is just hate crimes against humanity.

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Anonymous: ^ you are right, kind sir.

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Anonymous: Religion does serve a purpose. It's a quick way to figure out who uses logic, and who will buy twelve steakknives off you,

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SOMETHING CAN'T COME FROM NOTHING - EXCEPT GOD LOL

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ErlKonigVinz: well played.

1296499168465

Anonymous: funny how god is the only thing we cant see

1296504884526

Anonymous: ^ I can't see my farts , are they godlike ?

1296572294331

Alkarnur: ^ Yes, they are.

1296958446277

Anonymous: wrong. socialist think that no one has to work and we can get everything for free!

1297210501763

abokittens: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/sep/02/stephen-hawking-big-bang-creator

1297487204958

Seagull: FUKYEAH

1297490010281

Anonymous: and Big Bang .....

1297504498809

BnSneky: ^yeah

1297508623559

Anonymous: God is accepting there is a realm beyond your senses and minds comprehension.

1297572953968

Greeft: God is deluding yourself there is a realm beyond your senses and minds comprehension.

1297614993117

Anonymous: ^^ This realm indeed exists. It's where Santa, gnomes, werewolves, Jesus and god live and it's called "imagination".

1297623308855

Juck Fesus: Juck Fesus!

1297711376775

Anonymous: Read Søren Kierkegaard, amerifags

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Religion bible mythbusters busted

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Anonymous: lulz i wish they would bust this on the show

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Anonymous: Not cool fagbags.

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Anonymous: I'd truly like to see them try. The thing about attempting to prove the bible wrong is, if YOu are the one that is wrong, then you prove the bible to be right.

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Anonymous: ^ jesusfag. go suck his dick

1246956794997

Anonymous: 31219 I have something to sell you...its fake and only a story but seeing you believe whatever you read you'll buy anything....

1246977399194

Anonymous: totally busted !!!

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Anonymous: I JUST HATE when jesusfags try to make you prove the opposite of which than can be proof. I'm a scientist... A catholic scientist too, so be cautious!!

1249014619240

Anonymous: ^what do you research, underage male genitalia?

1249148250693

Anonymous: well bible is wrong if you read it like a history or science book.... bc its neither...

1250817591403

DutchGuy: it's kinda ok if you read it like an action adventure novel.

1250818525725

grim: the most popular and longstanding fictional novel in the history of the world.

1250837087796

Anonymous: oh yeah!!

1251376214264

Anonymous: Jesus was a myth taken from the pagan belief godman who was also born in a stable, and performed miracles.....what a coincidence that THAT story was written as a metaphor as a GUIDELINE on living your life, not a rule-book. I hate being catholic dammit....

1251381832608

Hughbie: yawn...religion...here I go again. A reason for weak the weak minded to live, to get up each day and serve those who own them....religion..a tool, a means, a way to make people do what they normally wouldn't do.

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Anonymous: LOL

1251392747906

Anonymous: "'All things are lawful for me,' but not all things are helpful. 'All things are lawful for me,' but I will not be enslaved by anything."

1267510087656

Ilko: We won. We have the fossils to prove it.

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Bob Saget: I believe in the new testament but not the old. plus i beleive in most things in evoulution

1268403650838

Hughbie: So in a convoluted way you believe in what you don't believe in.

1268407461747

Redrocco: ^^ well I'm kinda/sorta like that in that I agree with the teachings of Jesus even though I dont believe the supernatural fairy tale thats attached to it. that probally makes me more "Christian" than the people that call themselves christian. that make any sense to you?

1268407648321

Hughbie: It does Bob Saget...lol...anyhow...to me...and well in honesty, the teachings, the bible are stories...as they are...what else could they be...stories passed down through time.....and we all know about how the thruth gets distorted over a few minutes, let alone over a thousand or more years...

1268410524686

Anonymous: sug mine løg

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c4caddict: no seriously there is a giant invisible man that controlls everything!

1268685516137

Anonymous: YEAH!

1268741299643

Hughbie: yeah...hmmm;

1268747940564

c4caddict: and 2000 years cmon if i wrote somewhere i could use my brain power to turn the channel they would think i was fuckin magin in 2000 years

1268925268192

Anonymous: if you could reason with religous people...there would be no religous people

1268926040915

cyndafreak: True dat. As fucked up as south park can be sometimes they are right. No one answer is ever the right one. And choosing to believe in one religion only proves your inability to evolve. I'm not telling you to believe in all religions, cause nothing is completely true. The smartest person knows when they are wrong.

1268979691109

Who Me?: Jesus fags - answer this: "If God is willing to prevent evil, but not able, then he is not omnipotent. If he is able, but not willing, then he is malevolent. If he is both able, and willing, hen whence cometh evil? If he is neither able or willing, then why call him God?". (by Epicurus about 270 BC)

1268984176747

uberbarf: This picture is a win for atheism

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Anonymous: Atheists - the sane kind of people. Jesusfags - nothing like that...

1326215439520

Anonymous: gotcha

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Anonymous: nothing would make me believe the Bible is actually real more than those Mythbusters Fags "busting" it

1326215932865

Anonymous: it is effective but most of it is more poetic than real if any

1326215969696

DrEvil: IMPLAUSIBLE

1326220438841

Anonymous: You don't believe in God, yet you probably believe in SIX MILLION JEWS being gassed with Zylkon-B, then turned into lampshades and bars of soap?

1326221526642

TheDuctTapeRapist: ^I've seen the shoes dood... Ain't seen no God sized shoes yet.

1326221914197

Anonymous: Gid doesn't wear shoes. he ahs lonh hair, a beard, and wears robes. Thus, He must be a hippie,

1326258285847

Anonymous: ^God

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Anonymous: too much porn in the bible cae211

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g-man: religion controls the sheep who cant think for themselves

1340661399851

Holy Troller: hurr durr I believe in a talking snake..your argument is invalid!!

1340673152956

carmichael: Yes it;s stories, but in those days history and science hadn't been thought of. Truth was revealed through stories and metaphor. You don't say Aesop's fables are nonsense because foxes can't talk?

1340674091176

Holy Troller: from the bible to aesop's fables, all fictional stories! Pull up your pants!! you just got raped!

1340819196630

Anonymous: old myths die hard

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Space Bum: Ya ever notice the biggest evangelists todaay ARE

1349824557715

Space Bum: Ya ever notice the biggest evangelists todaay ARE the Athiest? Athiesm is turning into it's own religion.

1349824588407

Bonefish: ^Nonsense. There are no dogmas in atheism. We say look at the evidence. We don't tell people what to believe. That's what religious people do. It's the religious people that are so sure about their beliefs that they can call them a religion. The, "Atheism is a religion.", argument is old and lame. Yawn.

1349825419334

Anonymous: That which can be proposed without proof, can be dismissed without proof.

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Anonymous: Comiming up next, Coran, Busted

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GENESIS 1:29

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Me: See, SEE!!! IT'S IN THE FUCKING BIBLE!!!!!

1246381719621

Anonymous: wait what, we're supposed to eat it?

1246409097278

Anonymous: Man, I've been doing it wrong the whole time.

1247622854247

Anonymous: Wow! So everything that nature creates is actually good for me? Cool! I'm gonna go out and get some arsenic, belladonna, uranium, Paciific Yew berries and poison ivy and myself a fucking feast! Better yet... why don't YOU do that? I'm smart enough to know that "natural" does not equal safe and smart.

1247925819363

Brasil-sil-sil: amen...

1247966497718

Anonymous: HAAHAHAHA, fantastic! Throw in a dash of mamba venom and a little side serve of poorly-prepared fugu, and you're set!

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woundedsanity: if god said that hes an asshole xD

1251102066474

DutchGuy: kinda sounds like gawd wants us to eat the tree instead of the fruit

1251147185526

Anonymous: No shit dumbass. WOW. Tell me, can I die from drinking too much water? PHARMS kill 20,000 a year in the U.S. DER, Yes. Certain plants can kill you. But something tells me the one the works with you ENDO-Cannabinoid system, and is full of CANNABINOIDS WONT BE ONE OF THOSE. Marijuana is safer than aspirin. Dummy.

1270286187284

Anonymous: It’s in the bible and the bible is in me. Actually slipping into my bowels right now.

1270726326807

uriar: What God has given - the USA had taken away!

1277817811901

Anonymous: Cannabis bears no fruit and no fruit bearing seed.

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crackerkiller5: must smoke it

1279860906801

Anonymous: You sure about that one, 2370? You're incorrect.

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KILL YOUR SON - LOL, J/K

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Babble: im here, healing your crippled

1250566166660

ImaD00d: This was the actual text message Abraham recieved. I lernt that in churrch. PREACH!!

1250577920587

DutchGuy: I learnt in church that god hates fags.

1250594863543

God: I text message all the time. You should see my phone bill.

1250594999729

BuggerChan: If you can really heal the crippled, we'll start a religion devoted to you. If you can't and just have a book that says you can ... not so much.

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Anonymous

yep

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llamados0: No! That's nearly right, but according to most Christians he kills himself?!

1270499348835

Captain6pack: god hates jews and niggers.

1270718017655

ElCapitan: I lawl'd

1274747680165

Anonymous: There is a book about spiderman too, we must think for our selfs

1280652515721

Anonymous: LOL

1280719206137

Nickeh43: I thought it was superman who wrote the bible...?

1280725365231

Furore23: ^ No, YOU'RE Superman.

1364800305598

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Save The Planet!

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Anonymous: i think this might be a repost

1267668431443

Warg: I agree with this.

1270784940498

crackerkiller5: why is c4c so big on reigion?

1270789074307

Anonymous: lol

1270790572736

Anonymous: I am God, and I approve of this message

1270852462969

Anonymous: don't lie, god has been banned years ago on c4c

1270854255726

Anonymous: thats a book shelf not a trash can

1270935530718

the7rafe7: correction warg, we all agree with this

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Aalfred666: throwing away the trash, throwing away the trash, WE SHALL COME REJOYSING throwing away THIS trash!!

1271080311720

Anonymous: win

1277856395909

KIRA: So true...

1277857199909

gmode: save yourself and accept

1277858062399

gmode: save yourself and accept Jesus!

1277858067470

Venator21: id rather fuck a goat than accept Jesus...

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Anonymous: c4c is big on stupidity not religion.

1277866610164

GOD: You forgot to draw some books, like the Koran .....

1277882809897

Anonymous: jesus rolls - reflex save, book flies away magically - d20srd.org/srd/classes/rogue.htm#specialAbilities, Improved Evasion

1322845624197

Arschloch33: Not a good idea: you have to know what your enemy thinks

1324233803629

Anonymous: Same Old Shit.

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Anonymous: lol@ internet atheists

1324737448768

Anonymous: ^So true. In the end, god will cast them all into the fires of hell!

1324839200634

Anonymous: who are psycho.. very intuitive

1324841440233

Anonymous: ^^^wait, so there's people who are only atheists when they're ON THE INTERNET? In real life, they don't have the balls to pretend there's no God?

1325233308704

Anonymous: oh, one does have to know what is considered direct blasphemy and what the dogmas are and why the were put in there - what of it could make sense, what doesnt, whats just mixed in from somewhere else and so on (oh - and the "fish (people? priests?) and bread (prayer? mess?)" symbol things (and the ole asking for money for incentive better than investment or building up infrastructure thing)

1328207932521

BnSneky: hahahahaha

1328208175162

Spartak: Do that and Islam will win. Then you are really dead and forget freedom. You are dead. Think about that,..

1328218543370

Anonymous: ^ So to be free of islam, we all need to believe in an equally stupid religion... Make total sense.

1328228243696

Anonymous: WE should ban ALL religions, Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hindu, Wiccan, and Holocaustism

1328245900807

Anonymous: and capitalism (as long as someone already got money its ok) and commusim (added value is exchanged value but not necessarily humanoid interaction)

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loco guzano: how can i save the world dropping out a first aid book?

1328397278323

Anonymous: RECYCLE!

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Hughbie: I like the paper in old bibles...it burns nicely...a few pages are good for a joint so it has some uses...I will try a koran for my next dump.

1330943224502

Anonymous: the poor trees, dont make jesus cry, mohammed would be mad at you

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The Original Spoon: The Quran better lead the way.

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El Capitan: Would look good on a billboard... in every US city.

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pepe64: Imagine no islam

1360593573785

Anonymous: Imagine no pepe64

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Quantum69: Enjoy your Mosques!

1364470693254

Mr. Finland: Fuckin' A

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THE BIBLE - Non-Fiction Version

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GOD: It means your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one, all of you - Oh shit !!! Robert Zemeckis isn't the type of guy to sue for copyright is he ?

1248212849414

Marty McFly: Thanks Doc .We will . Where are you going now ? Back to the future ?

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Anonymous: retard, there are historical verses in the bible.... babylonian exile, look it up

1250817752237

DutchGuy: hardest rorschach test ever

1250818336710

grim: anonymous^, its called overexaggeration.

1250837242317

Anonymous: welllll God cant be proven wrong, but the bible can... bc its written by people and no one has said its word for word from God's mouth

1250852815566

Anonymous: The spaghetti monster can't be proven wrong but you can. You're a believer, a (wo)man of faith, so you better believe your preaching is unwanted here.

1250866344246

an0nymouse: You can read it if you believe it.

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Anonymous: im not preaching, im agreeing with pic somewhat, even tho im religious, 1250866344246, hell i believe in evolution :D

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Anonymous: 1250817752237 ... u was there?

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jackfrosty: The bible is reliable as the men who wrote it... AND WE GOT LOADS OF FAITH IN MEN DONT WE?!

1252328559956

Anonymous: HA

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Anonymous: well you guys are goin straight to hell...

1255635815839

Anonymous: all religious books are a steaming pile of poop

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Religion bible

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Anonymous: are those mushrooms

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Anonymous: best bible I've seen to date apart from a burnt one...

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Anonymous: be friendly & help each other are not bad thoughts. church and communicating with god shit god stories treat as fun reading.

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Anonymous: ^^wtf?

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Anonymous: ^^^^^^ wtf?

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Khokainium: Couldn't agree more Anon 2

1242148250585

Anonymous: Looks like the last Bible left in Europe. No wonder you are all worthless.

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Anonymous: ^wtf? clown...

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Anonymous: Bilbes can be used as manure for mushrooms! At least they're not completely useless.

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Anonymous: mushrooms grow well if fed bullshit....

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Anonymous: WOW THIS IS SCARY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A BIBLE WITH PENIS

1242589890961

Anonymous: ^ es*

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PopeHitler: You will All go to Hell (Detroit)

1242901650950

Anonymous: anywhere in the US is hell....but then so is anywhere in the middle east...or africa...or...

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Anonymous: shrooms grow well on bullshit

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Anonymous: Shrooms make it more believable

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Wr104Gamma: HAHAHAH your substrate is illogical P. Cubensis Amazonian

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Warg: The Bible does nothing for me unless these mushrooms can send me to Saturn. Only then is this Bible useful.

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Anonymous: The bible is good for something finally!!

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Lunchbox: @1103 No, they are mushrooms

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Anonymous: good! now put some diced onions into a pan with hot butter and cut this bible into small pieces, let it sizzel for 5 minutes and then ad a few eggs. salt, petter, garlic and ready is your biblical omlett.

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Anonymous: Looks like someone pulled it out of there ass. Put it back in there where it belongs.

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wank hank: the bible - givin you a hellofa trip since 1000 years

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Anonymous: GOOD JOB !!!

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Wr104Gamma: They should turn to the page about mana from heaven and eat it

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Anonymous: Chaaaaaaa shroooms

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Anonymous: hmmm they look like blue ringers nom nom nom!!!

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Anon_Казак: It has been called a living book

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BnSneky: mushrooms..............nice, i could believe it then

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jeffcruzzz: wow usefulness!

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MrPerspective: WARNING : this stuff may cause hallucinations, delirium and erratic behavior.

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Anonymous: psychedelic cubensis mushrooms, this pic is from about 8 yrs ago. its on a hemp bible ofc, sotheyll grow. Props roger.

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Nick4OneLove: This is from RogerRabbit over at the Shroomery! He is the undisputed king of shroom cultivation.

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Anonymous: Koranz, u next

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Anonymous: grow mushrooms = aquire profit

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Flarp: Eat bible. Have religious experience.

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Anonymous: shit, this bible is full of magic, i believe from now on

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Anonymous: Cubensis trumps religion

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Anonymous: LOL hentai bible!

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Itzcuintle: Those shrooms are coprofags! They grow on shit, which explains this pic.

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Anonymous: Clearly this is the will of God that we might eat the penis mushroom and hear colors.

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ay-waiwai: I bet the satan-worshiping Talmud-Jews did that !

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Cae211: Hallucinogenic mushrooms Hallucinogenic book fits the profile

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Anonymous: übelst dafeid

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Anonymous: Maul halten du widerliche Fotze

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Anonymous: fick dei katz

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MadNiggerish: halt dein Gesicht Jude Schwuchtel

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Anonymous: Lol... Fucked up German... Blamier dich ruhig weiter, du verschmutztes Vieh

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MadNiggerish: Sie Blamier ständig, in den Ofen mit Ihnen Jude

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Anonymous: Lol you are just Top dumb... Und dein google Übersetzer funktionier nicht... Schwanzlutscher

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derpoxyderp: ihr klingt wie untermenschen, was ist das ? yiddish ? achtet auf die rechtschreibung

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Anonymous: WHAT?? No christians burning down embassies?

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pepe64: WHAT?? No christians burning down embassies??

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hello pepe: that's what happens to anything that pepe64 touched with his infectous dick!! how would i know? well, everyone in our gay community is getting penis and butthole mushromms since pepe64 has joined us!!

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pepe64: ^No riots? No demands for limitations on free speech? No demands for blasphemy laws? Those x-ians are far too peaceful

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Anonymous: It is a stupid book written by stupid people for the stupid people. Amen.

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Matthew 19:21 - You're doing it wrong, asshole!

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fiveby5: <this

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sumdumfucr: matthue was an idiot.

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Arse Not Ass: The Pope will be pissed of when he comes here and sees you made that about him

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Holy Troller: Pope Benedict XVI = Emperor Palpatine

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Your Lawyer: It's what they want to believe... I Lol'd

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pepe64: The saudis have all the money

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djh123: The word "perfect" means complete in all its parts, finished, having no part wanting.

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Banshee5: ^and it also means djh

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Banshee5: YES! I'M IN! WE CAN HAZ SEXY TIEM NAO?!

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Ghostoftime: So basically the pope is a greedy pedophile glutton fuck?

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Anonymous: he is of the dark side, he doing it right

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Spartak: Pope don't have nothing, All that belongs to God. Understand donnerwetter!

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rotbart: but how should the pope help that Great Depression kid? time travel is expensive!

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SPOILER: Jesus dies

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BuggerChan: I thought it was "Jeebus."

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::::::::::::::::::::: ^^^ you thought wrong you fucking idiot

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Pyro: Leave Bugger alone...I thought it was Jeebus too

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Anonymous: *****Plot Spoiler***** Jesus only cast Feign Death

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Pyro: ^ Clever move

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jackfrosty: Jeebus and his cleverness... hes probably famous...

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jackfrosty: Re: 5203... FACE... PAAAALM.

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Jessica: I jumped to the ending. Everything goes up in flames. The earth and everyhting on it.... PYRO!!!!!!!

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BuggerChan: @::::::::::::: sensative much? Cool user name btw, unless your finger slipped.

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brutalninja: HA!

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roflz: I can't believe you ruined it for me.

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Pyro: @ Jessica I THOUGHT EVERYONE LOVES FIRE

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Pyro

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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circusmnkee: Thanks for ruining it.

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DrZoidberg: Jesus? The guy that does the landscaping?

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Spleen: nooooooooooo..........not jesus!!!!!!!! whyyyyyyyyyyy!?!? *sob!*

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Gotteskrieger: he dies indeed but you'll never guess HOW HAHAHAHAHAHA until you actually READ IT MUAHAHAHAHAHA HEE-HEE-HEEEEEE!!!!

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MrPerspective: ^ He gets killed by Snape with Avada Kedavra in [Hallows Ch26, verse 112]. Col. Mustard was innocent all along. }:-)

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MrPerspective: According to the Koran, Jesus didn't die, it was a stunt double. Srsly, I'm not kidding you!

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Pastafarian: FSM says Jesus didn't exsist and the bibles full of shit. You should listen to him. He does have some rather large meaty balls.

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MrPerspective: ^ I'd lick them with sauce. I'm not gay, just getting hungry, it's almost dinner time. ;-) BTW, large balls are overrated: look what Lance Armstrong accomplished with just one. (~_^)

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MrPerspective: ^^ Now I've got a problem : see, there's all these Holy Books that hold the One Truth, but they keep contradicting each other., Dang, I dunno WHICH One & Only God to believe and follow. (Ah well, I'll think about it over a nice serving of noodles.)

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BnSneky: really

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Pastafarian: Remember. FSM is the only religion to follow. Sorry pyro you dont get to burn anything in it though. Burn the other religions books if you like...

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MrPerspective: ^ Yeah, man, please don't burn the pasta! I so love them al dente... :-/

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Rule Britannia: According to the Quran, a gay U.S. special force called "Kill Team" raped the shit out of Muhammad the pig prophet.

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Anonymous: *Plot Spoiler* Jews aren't the 'Chosen People', but instead the 'Synagogue of Satan'... Nordic and Faelid anthrpological phenotypes are the real chosen

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MrPerspective: ^^ [leafs over frantically] Where does it say that? I see no mention in my Wikisource® official version.

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Rule Britannia: ^ "muh-muh-muh-wikisource-yaddayadda..." >>because you're a gay yank, that's why.

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Anonymous: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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MrPerspective: ^^ Didn't ask WHY, I asked WHERE. You fagrabs should learn proper english already!

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Twinchlian: Rule Britannia is right on this one - but this is only in the Anglical Church's official version of the book. (Allthough scripture is supported by other apocrypha.)

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MAELSTHUR

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Anonymous: The devil did it

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Mianus: Damn it! I hadnt got that fuckin far yet....

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MrPerspective

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Anonymous

^ If you believe theat you'll believe anything...

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Anonymous: selfpity jellyperson on bonecrosstructure forgives by facepalming, is nice

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Anonymous: ^ u jelly?

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Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGZ682tRXkI

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Anonymous: "The Jews did it"

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A BETTER BIBLE: Don't be a dick.-God

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Rorix: Nice summary, bro

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Jesus: I approve

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dogpig: Well that makes it a helluvalot more clear!

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Father Dickenballs: God should take his own advice.

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crackerkiller5: praise science

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Munster: Andy Dick?... or Dick Tracy?...

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Weed: ...or my army of Etiquette Ninjas will have their way with you.

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Munster: ... be a pussy...

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BnSneky: be a cunt

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Limerick: God fucking hates detectives.

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Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_htqDCP-s

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Gottesackerpflüger: and to the pope: don’t try to be MY dick. - God

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Lickathesplit: Nope, still not convinced !!!

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Jesus: be anonymous

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Trollzwin: Mr. Pope... stop pretending to be god

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MrPerspective: Easy to read even for the uneducated. WIN.

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Anonymous: well said. i know this is off topic but i piss blood when i shit. do you think it's the stigmata?

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uriar: rabi akiva stated long ago that "love your neighbor" is the whole bible in short

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Anonymous: a simpler qur'an "be a cunt to EVERYONE!!!"

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Anonymous: mmm still no help with my anal bleeding. it really hurts and i've had to change the shitter twice.

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MrPerspective: 1825 , Jesus didn't get any nails in the dick (officially1). Your stigmata must cum from another religion's man-god. Ever read Tome 1 of the Commander series?

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MrPerspective: ^ Oops! That series was only published in french. My bad. Book 1 was about a Bronx zombie with 7 cursed daggers in "special places" keeping its undead soul nailed to the rotting flesh.

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precious: god is the biggest dick with the biggest dick right after me

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Anonymous: my dick?? it's fine, it's the gusher blasting out my arse that has me freaked. it's of biblical proportions.

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Cuntfux: Best Bible yet

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Alkarnur: < An even better bible: "Don't be a pussy." or "Don't be an asshole." or "Thou shalt not gay."

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MrPerspective: Talk to me, 2521. What happened? Tried to goatse, and parted the Red Sea? "Paging Dr House. Dr House to Proctology."

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Anonymous: 4515 i think i may have made it worse. i watch the devils last night, ken russel film. anyway the nuns had a religous experience with a wax candle. so i tried to plug the leak so to speak. i think it was too large becuase now there's more blood and my farts feel like a light breese.

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MrPerspective: ^ One word, man: CONSULT. You need to have a proper examination down there. Let a Doctor look at it. Though I expect it's just an anal fissure or a hemorrhoid. But take it seriously, might be giving you anemia... for starters! Never a good idea to let a bleeding unchecked.

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MrPerspective: The Atheist's Bible : "Don't be a bigot" :-)

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4309: thanks. i've been meaning too. i'm trolling a bit the the bleeding true. i have been feeling more fatigued over the last few months.

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Anonymous: ... and furthermore it's pretty scary taking a shit and seeing deep red water in the bowl :(

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Anonymous: My bible.

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Choko: you too, God.

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Anonymous: bleed guy. it occurs to me that everything got f**ked up when people made a religon out of it and took it all way to seriously. surely the message of these stories is don't be a dick. simple. i think this is obvious and inherent though. deep down you know when something isn't right.

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Anonymous: bumoy bumpy

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Anonymous: nice!!!

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If god does not exist then how did he write the bible?

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THE BIBLE - /b/ explains it

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Anonymous: I'm a Christian, but I lol'd hard at this. Especially the "apple of GTFO" bit.

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Anonymous: the best.

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Anonymous: hahah

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That Guy: lol yea he pwned that summary

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mastema: fantastic!

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Anonymous: best bible summary ever

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Anonymous: fuck i hate religion! it fucked up my life..i was a beliver since i reach 17fuck!

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anonymus: awesome

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Anonymous: this is goddamn epic, if this was what the church preached, id b there

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Anonymous: make this a series, other religions

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fapperdoodle: i lol'd

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Clownichter: yup yup /b/ explains it

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Anonymous: I'm religious, and I gotta say this is pretty accurate.

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Munster: Where the fuck can i get those cheat codes?...

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