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I am a little shocked. She says she is a Christian, but the Bible doesn't say anything about dinosaurs.

religion (396) , bible (44) , dinosaur (58)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpncilq97m1qzozj1.png Info: PNG, 71 Kbytes (485x469) Added by: ManWhore (Aug 14, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous I don't mean to cause you further alarm Muriel, but your daughters may be attracted to them also. 1313289034209 Anonymous: I start to believe that the Bible is one of Satan's most powerful tools ... 1313313514275 Anonymous: Oh boy that woman is a fucking retard. It scares me to think delusional people like that are walking among us. Makes me want to move to a cave in the middle of the Mojave. 1313314229379 Limerick: Trololol. 1313314349839 benton007: ^^^religon is Satans most powerfulk tool, and it is full of tools 1313316534794 Greeft: The reciprocating hacksaw is my favourite work of Satan, or big Stan as he lets me call him. 1313316760260 MrPerspective: Meanwhile, arab muslims are starting to believe in revolution. 1313371466829 anonymule: holy shit. Light bulbs aren't in the bible either, but they sure as shit help us see in the dark.....fuck sake. 1313373562293 savyp: Religious people are fucking idiots. They will never learn to think for themselves 1313385701173 Anonymous: It's almost as bad a an internet meme 1313385835677 Anonymous: zooooooooooomg I canr even describe the magnitude of this facepalm 1313449065397 pocket: 1313464048576 anonymule: ^ lol...typical christian 1313466029121 roadpirate: Do yourself a big favor and just kill yourself, lady. problem solved. 1316038483955 (show all comments) roadpirate 1316038572315 Anonymous: oh for fucks sake there are too many places out there where ppl live in the middle of nowhere and liten to evangelistic shit all day and slowly turn into morons the work of the devil. lol 1316045065988 Anonymous: muriels account has since closed on that site. i wonder why. maybe she realise her clit might be the work of the devil and so she topped herself. lone down, how many more to go? 1316045302397 Claudius: Stupidity is Sata's greatest tool.. 1316050126473 Greeft: ^ You saying only stupid people believe in Santa? 1316050467239 cybersinner: These mindless fucktards are trying to take over our country right this minute under the guise of the Tea Party! 1316051158697 Claudius: @Greeft-I'm saying Satan made me omit the 'n' and implicate Santa in this mess... 1316074728527 Banshee5: things like these just make me sigh greatly... 1316087083895 Anonymous: I'd hit her while slapping her face with a bible. Repeatedly. 1316113153757 Kuder: This retarded piece of WTF is allowed to adopt children????????? UNICEF, where are you???????? 1318118470106 Captngeetch: Good Greeft .... 1318118600885 Toxified: This is why i cant decide on a religion... seriously what idiot keeps saying the earth is only 6000 years old? fuckin trolled 1318163120678 Tattoos: FUCK HER DRY IN HER ASSHOLE ! 1339907980982 WillieBillBob: I can't believe that this retard has been able to adopt children. What were Child Services thinking? 1339931973240 Cae211: Child services were busy sitting on dino heads like 4209 demonstrated LOL 1341100725213 Itzcuintle: The sad thing is that her schizoid world-view seems to be normalized in the states...sads 1341102214874 ChizzyB: Yeah but wasnt raptor-jesus half dinosaur???? kinda makes the whole argument invalid. 1341160871351 Anonymous: ^well his mom was human and his daddy was dino so when kids love dinos they love GODino 1341843458959 been there bangin': the bible doesn't mention idiot bitch women, but here ya go....proof. they exist 1341856122297 Anonymous: /facepalm 1341870896768 Maelsthur: lol satan makes dinosaurs bones? hmm then satan makes, galaxies, physics, spheric hear, gravitty, and all this thing (science) that once time catholic inquisition says "is satan stuff, theres is nothing to say everything is in the bible" then kill who thought different. 1341917251837 Anonymous: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this nice little collection of stories. The Council of Trent: These are all my favorites. 1341917432942 Hughbie: she just went full retard...dumb religionfag... 1341917693792 Anonymous: we should start a movement to convence retarted christians that the dinosaurs are realy demons and when they get to heaven the are ggoing to see all the "good" dinosaurs flying around like dragons 1346641611423 Anonymous: we should start a movement to convence retarted christians that the dinosaurs are realy demons and when they get to heaven the are going to see all the "good" dinosaurs flying around like dragons 1346641624625 Anonymous: two tips for her. first, let INTELLIGENT, as in ATHEIST (got that, bitch???) people adopt your kids. right after that, kill yourself. Maybe, just maybe then they could grow up to become normal people. 1347390061311 Anonymous: I love the whole, "the Bible doesn't say anything about them" argument. The Bible also doesn't say anyone ever pooped. So was everyone constipated the whole time in the Bible? Oh, wait... 1348760772479 been there bangin': ...dinosaurs aren't but a miracle-swinging guy named Jesus, which there is little archaeological evidence of, is real ? Beam me up, Scotty. please....please....these morons are EVERYFUCKINGWHERE!!!!!1 1348762027449 Bulbasaur111919: Bet this fucktard believes in the Flat Earth theory too. Way to go America, way to go. 1348779222558 Anonymous: The Bible doesn't mention YOU, lady, so I'll just assume YOU don't exist either. 1348792261542 lictor: In god we trust because thinking makes me tired 1349806959246 Arschloch33: Das geht mir voll am Arsch vorbei (ah yes, for the linguistically challenged Americunts: that passes by my ass all the way) 1349807729842 Ghostoftime: The bible does mention Dinosaurs but they are referred to as livyathan, Tanniyn (Dragon) and behemoth Instead of skimming through a book READ IT!!!!Tanniyn occurs 28 times in the Bible and is normally translated “dragon.” It is also translated “serpent,” “sea monster,” “dinosaur,” “great creature,” and “reptile.” 1349825536482 Anonymous: ^thats right sir 1351191506791 Bulbasaur111919: ^^ actually it's generally regarded as meaning the same as behemoth and leviathan in most conventional interpritations. These are thought to refere to a whale but there are, like most things in the bible, many other theories. 1351201042551 Chanonymous: ^^^if dragons in the bible are dinosaurs, then the book of ezekial is about alien spaceships battleing in the sky. I dare you to read it out loud and tell me it's not. 1351222277112 liplocker_code3: Fucking bitch! It's like the 15th century all over again. Fucking, small minded, relitard bitch! 1415505372998 Anonymous: It's a shame she's already contributed to the gene pool. 1415531789319 Anonymous: ^ she's white so it's OK. 1415544404989 Anonymous: she makes some great points. she should burn the child at the stake for even LOOKING at those heathen items 1416004974775 Anonymous: ^...and then cut her own throat for giving birth to such a foul entity. 1551925604929 Anonymous: undojesus.org 1600512570990 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Furore23 Skiddlydoop ) , hated by 3 (last: leptoid NorwayJunkie Korzo ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/184938/I_am_a_little_shocked._She_says_she_is_a_Christian,_but_the_Bible_doesn't_say_an ything_about_dinosaurs.

THE BIBLE - Non-Fiction Version

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1247946191005.jpg Info: JPG, 7 Kbytes (251x236) Added by: LoLex (Jul 18, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse GOD: It means your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one, all of you - Oh shit !!! Robert Zemeckis isn't the type of guy to sue for copyright is he ? 1248212849414 Marty McFly: Thanks Doc .We will . Where are you going now ? Back to the future ? 1248218024636 Anonymous: retard, there are historical verses in the bible.... babylonian exile, look it up 1250817752237 DutchGuy: hardest rorschach test ever 1250818336710 grim: anonymous^, its called overexaggeration. 1250837242317 Anonymous: welllll God cant be proven wrong, but the bible can... bc its written by people and no one has said its word for word from God's mouth 1250852815566 Anonymous: The spaghetti monster can't be proven wrong but you can. You're a believer, a (wo)man of faith, so you better believe your preaching is unwanted here. 1250866344246 an0nymouse: You can read it if you believe it. 1250876719669 Anonymous: im not preaching, im agreeing with pic somewhat, even tho im religious, 1250866344246, hell i believe in evolution :D 1250914601196 Anonymous: 1250817752237 ... u was there? 1252310772865 jackfrosty: The bible is reliable as the men who wrote it... AND WE GOT LOADS OF FAITH IN MEN DONT WE?! 1252328559956 Anonymous: HA 1255238803935 Anonymous: well you guys are goin straight to hell... 1255635815839 Anonymous: all religious books are a steaming pile of poop 1258848070384 (show all comments) SickNote: this made a good read 1259264640372 Redrocco: 1259264798890 Anonymous: I'd say burn all religious books but then I'd sound like a religious fanatic. 1259277673842 Hughbie: ^lol....and some people still believe this dead person is still coming back. Must say though..I like this version of the bible. No bullshit. 1259278675165 Anonymous: THe bible speaks of a mark the whole world will take so they can buy and sell. I believe that in view of the present. 1260306751185 peachasgotit: where can i buy one of these bibles? i mite actually read this one. 1260330790849 Bansheeflyer: You non-believing idiots. There were people that for all we know don't exist that wrote this book to symbolize a major figure that we can't see or hear, and this figure sent his son down to die, then still have sin enter the world the very next day, while his sons and daughters did stupid things to get themselves killed or raped. 1278750486183 Grave: WHAT?! so.. *sniff* *sniff*.. the talking snake isn't true? :( 1278751974822 therealSATAN: sucked in God you big faggot 1278753100560 Limerick: The bible can't be proven wrong. That is it's flaw. 1281400109410 Anonymous: "That is it is flaw" ^ lern 2 english plz 1281400180337 Limerick: Seriously? When has that distinction been recognized outside of schooling? 1281404094248 Limerick: And you could infer a comma to make it right. ^.^ 1281405055919 uberbarf: This version of the bible is the most truthful version i have ever read (never read the bible before EVER)) 1307492977787 BnSneky: nice 1307493158551 Anonymous: Like this bibbel. 1361040492117 Anonymous: shit, by this book you won't get eternal life by crossing two sticks, neither there is any info about winged humans 1361063587965 pepe64: what? no burning embassies? christians are pussies 1361064487566 Maelsthur: best version indeed 1361331354993 Bulbasaur111919: This one has the coloured in werewolves right? 1361402288436 Anonymous: Handy. When you're done reading, you can wipe your ass with it. 1527286184407 ethelred: The Bible is literature. Not much history. it hadn't been invented in those days. Worth reading some of it, but don't take it as truth. Interpret it - plenty of wisdom. 1550803780472 Anonymous: You probably can keep all the "the"'s in it. those ought to be true. Quite boring, but true. I'd love to hear a sermon from that new and improved version: "The the the, the the the the the the the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. The THE the the the the the the the the the the. The the!" 1588542416949 Ignanonymous: ^ what about the "begats" and "begots"? 1588543137877 Anonymous: ^...and bigots. (waiting for it...) 1588619177305 Anonymous: ^ ...and fagots. (hope you didn't have to wait long) 1588619591153 Anonymous: ^...and 14/F/Cali (ASKING for it) 1588619742563 Anonymous: ^...and Hobbits (pursuing it) 1588708843346 Anonymous: ^ and Orcses (bright,shiny knifing it) 1588711449640 Anonymous: ^...and dinosaurs (went extinct for it) 1588882571758 Anonymous: ^ ...and Trolls (rofling at it) 1588905811841 Anonymous: ^...and Seven Dwarfs (probably banged Snow White for it) 1588961187240 Anonymous: ...and still waiting for it 1593348376893 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/34738/THE_BIBLE_-_Non-Fiction_Version

THE BIBLE - /b/ explains it

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1243774342022.png Info: PNG, 350 Kbytes (750x600) Added by: *.net.au (Jun 1, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: I'm a Christian, but I lol'd hard at this. Especially the "apple of GTFO" bit. 1247277387769 Anonymous: the best. 1247382311805 Anonymous: hahah 1247438547854 That Guy: lol yea he pwned that summary 1268182808908 mastema: fantastic! 1268190302736 Anonymous: best bible summary ever 1275585796665 Anonymous: fuck i hate religion! it fucked up my life..i was a beliver since i reach 17fuck! 1279630294991 anonymus: awesome 1288807149200 Anonymous: this is goddamn epic, if this was what the church preached, id b there 1288808034313 Anonymous: make this a series, other religions 1288808439594 fapperdoodle: i lol'd 1288811171795 Clownichter: yup yup /b/ explains it 1288840669579 Anonymous: I'm religious, and I gotta say this is pretty accurate. 1288847677165 Munster: Where the fuck can i get those cheat codes?... 1288849163419 (show all comments) Anonymous: Thats pretty much everything that happens in the bible 1291205633732 Focktor: i can't remember the codes anymore.Thats why are niggers! 1291206502281 Greeft: It's funny because it's true. 1291206958367 Father Dickenballs: The Bible: What God would have been like if he were a worthless fuck-face asshole. 1291223581186 rock: pretty much covers it 1291256569103 Lickathesplit: LOL'd the fuck off on this one.Now that's a story i can believe in.. 1291305253473 Anonymous: Willie Nelson for God! 1593250070567 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/23095/THE_BIBLE_-_/b/_explains_it

Holy bible pics or it didn't happen

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1233808257159.jpg Info: JPG, 52 Kbytes (750x600) Added by: *.externet.hu (Feb 5, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous:   ▲ 1260303544736 Anonymous: ▲ ▲ the triforce approval! 1260303615947 RubyGloom: If there were pics. They'd be shopped. 1265349854150 Anonymous: I've got a bible with pics. Are you telling me they're shopped? 1265363778440 Bonehead: myeash 1289476342865 Anonymous: ^^yes 1289478159188 Elise: fake! 1289490400109 Krautstolz: tits or it didn’t happen 1289841763968 sickfuck88: i've got an autographed picture of moses 1289970753303 Munster: I've seen the movies... not impressive... 1289971658486 BibleIsCrap: Jesus was gay as hell. 1290036918565 sandmann: nein danke 1291317450575 MrPerspective: Dozens of motion pictures, and I *still* don't believe that fables happened IRL 1307235439304 djh123: thats funny ! 1307236255409 (show all comments) Anonymous: ockhams razor: the shortest explanation for everything is ahem god of course 1333046658587 Anonymous: else its just word profiling, hypnosis, people feeling serious about what they say, having been informed by solemn looking types about religion (if it didnt exist there would be no figure with facepalm on its face that spent its lifeblood as a lamb for the nextbest priest) and - main plot, pretended plot as well as subplots 1333046858908 Crackhead Fezmonkey: The bible is the truth because it says so in the bible. 1431656827195 Anonymous: I thought we weren't allowed to draw Jebus? Or is that the other magic beardman? 1431670325573 Anonymous: 8587 - And when you're buring in the Hell that 'God' created, I doubt you'll be so faithful. 1431735765428 Anonymous: Nothing in that book is true, it's bullshit from cover to cover. It's a conglomerate of older religions, mainly from the middle east, way before that mohammed idiot popped out of that sow, and eons before jebus, too. "Virgin bitth", oh, fuck off! 1590779084921 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/1248/Holy_bible_pics_or_it_didn't_happen

IN SOVIET RUSSIA GOD CREATED MAN

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/8/8251/8449642.jpg Info: JPG, 85 Kbytes (400x398) Added by: YuLiekPicturz (Jun 26, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse anonymule: Imagine that... 1309128785659 Anonymous: lol 1309351613449 Aganonymous: no, man created god 1309358978202 uriar: troll or fail? 1309360153835 MrPerspective: definitely troll 1309399073264 Anonymous: soviet russia created man in god 1309573127234 AnonymousR: In Soviet Russia the Bible reads retards 1309758254478 DrPwn: This is actually hilarious XD 1309795404718 UriAr: very philosophical... 1309795923886 chumpno1: in soviet russia god bought man on the black market 1309924239146 MrPerspective: In Soviet Russia, Komrad Stalin was a self-made god. 1310271424651 Anonymous: lollercaust 1310510303611 HWOOD: O rly? 1311963435859 Anonymous: well i be dayyum'd 1311966717350 (show all comments) charbo: in soviet russia the bible thumps you! 1338320461897 Anonymous: In soviet Russia Putin is God and man better behave!! LOL 1365755773167 Anonymous: maybe a capital offense by the devil and god wanted to play good parent and hide the fact and play lean 1373359638848 Anonymous: in soviet russia, we die for the sins of jesus 1373400615173 Limerick: http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/07/11/us-russia-pussyriot-videogame-idUSBRE96A0VY20130711 1373943210453 ElCapitan: goddamn 1373949112357 Anonymous: trolled already, in soviet russia: man created god -Lenin 1444089315158 Quantum69: ^^^^ LOL! 1444137102334 Anonymous: I have only one thing to say about this: Gaylord. 1588972008355 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: leptoid ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/180785/IN_SOVIET_RUSSIA_GOD_CREATED_MAN

Contradictions in the Bible

bible (44) , analysis (2) , info (382) , contradiction (1) , religion (396) , fail (642)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1311685938715.jpg Info: JPG, 1993 Kbytes (3327x4418) Added by: NSFW (Jul 26, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Tres: thank god for reason???? 1311731130724 darkstan: Wow, when you put it like that it seems clear that the bible was not only written by humans, but by humans in the fifth grade. 1311733364115 Lickathesplit: tl;dr, i believe you at your word... 1311767281433 Courtneydabitch: Well, maybe all of you stupid atheists need to stop overanalyzing everything. You're gonna shit ur pants when you die and come face to face with God. 1312780868440 cybersinner: ^Not really. I bet this fucking shit even confuses him. 1312781275751 Courtneydabitch: ^I don't think so. 1312781655443 Anonymous: religion was created for people to have hope and to help people from doing right instead of wrong with fake consequences (hell) 1312805333178 MasterM: God's a fucking pussy. 1312805563402 Anonymous: jesus sucks cock 1312810574247 djh123: sorry that all of you are mislead ^^^^^^^^^^ i hope one day you'll see Truth :D 1312861541664 mischievious: ^ djh i am dissapoint 1318138188205 skypilot: jesus saves bottles and cans 1318193438995 Anonymous: religion is based on superstition, ritualism and mysticism and a lack of knowledge. 1318202660610 Epic Win: Wheeew, thanks for clearing those up for me! 1318215793792 (show all comments) koda12: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-28/thx_for_the_info.jpg 1318256374540 koda12: img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-28/thx_for_the_info.jpg 1318256411751 m4k3k3: SATAN made the internet, christfags are bound to stay away from it on behalf of their beliefs 1318372666586 Anonymous: Religion was created as a way to enslave the weak minded. 1318535460636 NorwayJunkie: Religion was created by man so he could feel good and get fake comfort despite being a complete fuckstick 1318535694860 koda12 ill be on it tomorrow 1318544973544 Anonymous: Why the Bible? Why not pick any one of thousands and thousands of religions to assault, belittle, insult and disprove? Why does it hurt you in your soul when you do? You not fooling anyone. 1318565529348 callMeJordan: All the comments Ive seen so far make me feel like you all looked at the fancy line up, but didnt take the time to read into any of the "contradictions".. pick any one and dive into it, and read it in the context of the bible, and you'll see that each is taken completely out of context and that the bible continues to hold true. smh. 1319000015550 MegaShit: TL;DNR.... therefore The Bible contains no contradictions 1319019338512 BnSneky: OIC now 1319020097871 Anonymous: @callMeJordan True, the Bible was made to be not logical nor factual, but rather decieving and subject to one's interpretation... I could start a crusade and kill people in the name of god. Many verses would justify it in the Bible! you see, Christians only cut parts of the Bible off when they see fit... Know about the Aprocrypha books of the BIble that the Vatican never released! 1320545930763 liplocker_code3: Relitards. <face palm> 1414692258418 Anonymous: what about the koran ? oh ya your a leftist so your too busy sucking habibs johnson 1414720536935 ethelred: The Bible is literature. There was no history or science in those days. It's interesting but if you imagine it's all true, you will get yourself in a tangle. 1562227389452 Anonymous: The bible has some great analogies. I'm not religious but I looked up about 4-5 of those listed just now and they're far from contradictions. This list seems to be unvetted somewhat, not very convincing when you actually read the quotes (plus there are so many different translations...). That's not to say you couldn't find "good" contradictions in there if you tried harder than whoever made this. 1563061239752 Anonymous: Yeah... https://youtu.be/4c5EfLEm5Ko 1563487946875 Anonymous: The biggest crock of shit ever written !! Man Made God and Hell That's the Truth !!! 1563509074351 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: mischievious ) , hated by 1 (last: Jewelthief86 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/183073/Contradictions_in_the_Bible

Gays, blacks, and Jews should not have equal rights on your planet. Also I am entitles to own slaves. I read it in this book. - OMG YOU FUCKING NAZI! THAT'S SO RACIST, ARE YOU A NAZI OR SOMETHING?

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://stabbingbabieswithafork.com/images/perspective.jpg Info: JPG, 74 Kbytes (451x720) Added by: veranet (Jun 23, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse MrPerspective: You've just tickled my soft side with that image name, not to mention the clever content. Mr Perspective give you a "like" vote. Ramen, my brother! (^_^) 1308806268818 Anonymous: IRL, the last one is shouted at as well by the same faggotive do-gooders 1311628256420 Hughbie: Ah we'll just quietly forget all the fuckups and shit that happened under the catholic/christian banner over the last 200 years.....cmon religo fags.....bring it on you annoying twats... 1311688483350 Seagull: god squadders get away with anything 1314677633221 MrPerspective: Say, is that Xenu on the left?... 1314712448837 pocket: I think they are all gone now. Only anonymous remains to carry on the stupidity with the occasional unfounded outburst in defense of religitards everywhere. Just look at the available facts now. Humanity should be embarrassed for still being influenced by religious dogma, esp. in first world countries where one biology class is all it should take. 1314714073140 pocket: Bring it, if you would like to argue for you're creator. But I will just save you the time by telling you now that you aren't smart enough to win. Your a muppet. 1314714351469 Anonymous: Well done atheistfags, none of you read the bible but you say random facts to feed your poor arguments. 1316363700457 BnSneky: hahahahaha 1316364373383 Anonymous: You got that right. 1318204590504 Anonymous: Yo dipshit. We atheists HAVE read the bible. You biblethumping dipshits haven't read all of it. 1318204620193 Canucklehead: The BIBLE,,,, just when it's convenient,,,,, 1321032485205 Anonymous: bla bla bla 1321038479920 Anonymous: Ya, but in the Bibble Jooz have more rights than everyone else 1321064604467 (show all comments) Antiphon: Epic win! 1321704677325 Anonymous: Yeah, when you ask a bitch. They didn't build this nation. Men subjugated the Indians, enslaved the blacks and over-saw the building of the railroads. Why? to make the women-folk comfortable. And then, all of a sudden, we decided to let the stupid twats vote? Seriously? 1359345447988 Magister: Should have been a quran... Westerners don't take religion seriously. Musloids on the other hand... 1431455438875 Anonymous: Xenu deleted c4c acco. 1454495585205 Anonymous: ^^....are completely retarded. 1454522480745 ethelred: Your great x 2 000- grandfather was black. So was mine. 1561937293418 McG: No I just keep a few on the farm what about rights again 1561952503371 McG: It's kinda like art in the eyes of the beholder 1561953520686 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: darkstan aerika Zombeh MrPerspective ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/180238/Gays,_blacks,_and_Jews_should_not_have_equal_rights_on_your_planet._Also_I_am_en titles_to_own_slaves._I_read_it_in_this_book._-_OMG_YOU_FUCKING_NAZI!_THAT'S_SO_ RACIST,_ARE_YOU_A_NAZI_OR_SOMETHING?

How many people did God kill in the Bible?

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/savyp/Bible_killing.jpg Info: JPG, 370 Kbytes (2381x1104) Added by: savyp (Jul 30, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: God killed all those niggas for being jews. 1312601393693 Anonymous: God IS Love. Murderphile. 1317045200248 Anonymous: love is application of force. without energy use nothing would be. but the xtian god is the material plane and its effects (nt), if it isnt just ones feelings (at). 1330628834374 GOD HIMSELF: God Didnt write the bible, people did and if you weren't such an ignorant fuck you would understand that 1333365541900 Anonymous: Nice kill count you camping mother fucker. 1333372496904 MadNiggerish: Hitler did better 1333372751155 Anonymous: ^would have agreed but he wasn't personally responsible for many at all whilst the bad mother fucker on high wiped these cunts out on his own. 1333382743529 Anonymous: "Nice kill count you camping mother fucker." < LOL'd 1333382905385 springer: noah - time to build ark 1333383088355 lulalele: last week i was wondering... how many people was killed in god's name?....i love the motherfuck internet 1333450296644 BnSneky: hahahaha 1333450572687 Anonymous: Still behind Stalin and Mao though . 1333498484315 Anonymous: God my God 1377889280866 Anonymous: The ark, is that like god's stash of cp since you are forbidden to look inside? 1553376249953 (show all comments) ethelred: If you take the Bible as literally true, you are treating it without respect. The Bible is literture, legend, misheard truth, whatever, full of lovely stuff.. 1553386567403 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: fezmonkey ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/183413/How_many_people_did_God_kill_in_the_Bible?

In the beginning, God. That's all you need to know. Now SHUT THE FUCK UP! - (Where did he come from? You're not allowed to ask that question. STFU: Job 38:4)

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SOMETHING CAN'T COME FROM NOTHING - EXCEPT GOD LOL

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1296498097420.jpg Info: JPG, 78 Kbytes (407x405) Added by: Anonymous (Jan 31, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse ErlKonigVinz: well played. 1296499168465 Anonymous: funny how god is the only thing we cant see 1296504884526 Anonymous: ^ I can't see my farts , are they godlike ? 1296572294331 Alkarnur: ^ Yes, they are. 1296958446277 Anonymous: wrong. socialist think that no one has to work and we can get everything for free! 1297210501763 abokittens: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/sep/02/stephen-hawking-big-bang-creator 1297487204958 Seagull: FUKYEAH 1297490010281 Anonymous: and Big Bang ..... 1297504498809 BnSneky: ^yeah 1297508623559 Anonymous: God is accepting there is a realm beyond your senses and minds comprehension. 1297572953968 Greeft: God is deluding yourself there is a realm beyond your senses and minds comprehension. 1297614993117 Anonymous: ^^ This realm indeed exists. It's where Santa, gnomes, werewolves, Jesus and god live and it's called "imagination". 1297623308855 Juck Fesus: Juck Fesus! 1297711376775 Anonymous: Read Søren Kierkegaard, amerifags 1297799361844 (show all comments) MrPerspective: Silence can come from nothing. Same for cold, dark, ignorance, poverty, loneliness, depression... (Not that I'm making any comparisons. ;-) 1299612921366 Ulknudel: It is soooo simple..God come from man's imagination - einfach!! WIN!!! 1366704623280 Anonymous: Perhaps God IS man's imagination 1366770248710 djh123: ^nope 1366770506294 Anonymous: well you cant see radio waves in the air either..but we know they exist. 1370693620366 Anonymous: disprove that you owe me 1000 bucks. you only dont remember. 1370695809734 Anonymous: There is no God full fucking stop! Its not wheter you can "see" god - there just is no fucking God! get the fuck over it for fuck sakes! 1371222594174 Anonymous: They need that wood-humping Jesus to make them feel good. "He died for your sins"...I simply want the blood of the lamb mixed with my biscuits. 1371513876658 banned: Sometimes I cum from nothing. I must be God. 1371534511886 ethelred: Mathematical ignoramus. 0-3= -7 1547733263624 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/165849/SOMETHING_CAN'T_COME_FROM_NOTHING_-_EXCEPT_GOD_LOL

THE HOLY BIBLE - 66 FAIRY TALES WRITTEN BY 40 AUTHORS IN THREE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, ON THREE DIFFERENT CONTINENTS, OVER APPROXIMATELY 1000 YEARS.

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://img.moronail.net/img/7/9/1979.jpg Info: JPG, 17 Kbytes (280x285) Added by: lordroy (Dec 23, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: And amazingly, it is all still true and still applies to all of our lives. We can find spiritual nourishment and personal salvation within this text, making it the only true science. You will find out for yourself... 1261595082998 Anonymous: ^ hahahaha i believe in Santa Claus and Peter Pan too. 1261597146608 Anonymous: 2998 is either a true believer or a troll (or both! *gasp*) And I thought I was the only Christiain back slidden enough to hang out here. 1261651192401 Anonymous ^ 1261651435601 AAB26: damn you.. harsh critics 1262307068722 guppyfour: nice. 1262998361400 lonercs: Yes, the bilble has all the answers. Like hate other people because of there religion. Hate and discrimanate against the gays. Be a close-minded, ignorant douchbag,. Oh and much, much more. 1263011049870 Wr104Gamma: No no no it's the word of god, silly... 1263724724385 Anonymous: maybe you should read it before you shit all over it you might learn something other than how to be a dick 1263761843941 Anonymous: holy shit 1263764349592 Anonymous: isnt bein in 4chan itself a sin?.... TITS or GTFO 1263765679315 SickNote: HOLY SHIT! 1263776183715 SciencyTypeGuy: does it hace CP? 1266213929146 Anonymous: I wonder which version this is... was it "written by God??" Like the others? LOL and LOL to the right wing /b/. 1266216728323 (show all comments) Anonymous: 5601 I like your pic better 1266217223819 Anonymous: 40 authors in 3 languages from 3 continents written over 1600 years, and you forgot from completely different walks of life (beggars to kings) who didn't know eachother, and all forms a coherent message, and you view that as evidence AGAINST possible divine inspiration? You don't have to be a christian to see that as fail logic. It's hardly conclusive by itself but it's pretty damn impressive. 1267290623834 killzMinuz9: lmao, i like the mormon fairytale myself 1267303279649 Anonymous: 66 cohesive tales written by 40 authors in 3 languages (2 from the same family) which r highly compatible, all written on the one big Afro-Eurasian supercontinent..... 1267373928735 Hughbie ...including all the bullshit inside....but then weak minds need a crutch....hand in there folks...someone loves ya. 1267374623616 Anonymous: shite 1267375762990 kinganonymous: @ Hughbie: Lolmao, High-five. 1267393033123 Anonymous: How many times have scientists had to change what they say because of something new descovered? (lost count) now how many times has the bible had to change because of something new discovered? (0) I'll stick with what's consistant... 1268265681121 Hughbie: ^lol...so you believe fairytales and stories....I guess the world is still flat as well and dinosaurs never existed...LOL 1268266096518 Anonymous: ^ actually, the bible stated that the world was a globe over 1000 years before science was able to prove it, and have you not heard about the leviathan or the behemoth, both described in detail in the bible, and when placed into visual representation, are fitting descriptions of the dinos...sorry, you fail... 1268267005828 Anonymous: Holy fuck, are people actually taking this shit seriously? ON FUCKING 4CHAN?! SOMEBODY POST TITS ALREADY!!!! (or at least some quotes from Songs of Solomon, the book of sex) 1268267406567 ImaD00d: ^^Ooh! Epic Wars!!! 1268267582542 ImaD00d: ^^Nonono Anon above me - let the Wars continue!! It's so fun to read! 1268267658151 Anonymous: 1121: you are describing the beauty of science... it evolves... every new discovert... everything we learn... it all becomes part of science... science let's you ask the tough questions and science is not afraid to be wrong... this is a strength, not a weakness... the bible hasn't changed anything because it refuses to acknowledge anything new... that doesn't mean it has gotten everything right 1268267844672 Anon6567: good point, I'll go find tits elsewhere and come back to see more later... 1268267882253 Hughbie: LOL..anon 5828....HAHA....you fuckers are so funny...so touchy and so easy to stir up. Go take your bible, your fail and flush it down the crapper along with your brains...sorry shit.. 1268268135248 Hughbie: and before I go do something important like take a shit, the bible contains stories. Just look at scientology dickwad. Written by a science fiction writer, that now has people believing it as a religion! Ah gullable...yes....do you see any similarities here failmaster? 1268268313807 Anonymous: 5828: doesn't proove anything... the bible is written by people... if people can find dinosaur remains today, people could also find dinosaur remains thousands of years ago... people have also known for thousands of years that the world wasn't flat... they could see how the stars would disappear and re-appear when they travelled far enough.. so they knew the earth had a spheric shape. 1268268378168 Warg: The Bible and the Koran are the cause of approx. 95% of the world's stupidity. Also, nearly all of man's problems are a result of his stupidity. 1270784689370 Anonymous: The Bible doesn't change it's views #1 because it's a book ( ? :\ ) and #2 because, well, it's a book. Science changes because it's a process, not an object, and the more it expands, the better it gets. The Bible does not grow to include new knowledge and understanding, but instead stagnates and pollutes our society with barbaric ideas of the way things should be. 1273702468789 Grave: :2998 pics or it never happen. 1303398906999 Anonymous: its a TOME 1303464915179 nicaris12: do you really think that god would give us a book that anyone can and has interpereted in a way to further his or her own asperations, their are several forms of religion that are almost identical including islamic, judus, and christianity all with three in one gods all "peaceful" and all being used to wage war on those who's beliefs conflict with the aggressor's 1303544335534 Anonymous: when i'm older i'm never letting one of those things in my house 1303778221113 Anonymous: we should get equally militant about preventing such stupidity 1303795375120 my99Busa: i have decided that chan4chan prolly isn't the place to debate theology. But I agree with 2998! 1303798686913 Anonymous: can it run crysis? 1304517898312 Anonymous: And despite all evidence to the contrary it is still worshipped as a god. 1315193140535 anonymous: Amen 1315200800296 Anonymous: as about as real as the 911 commission report 1315218503326 Anonymous: BEST book to read while getting stoned off your tits! 1315230606688 Anonymous: Lies 1315234769658 Anonymous: The brothers grimm would be proud. 1315409689119 Bonefish: 40 authors? It's been tampered with for thousands of years by scribes, editors, priests, bishops, church elders, rabbis, and every conceivable kind of pious religious fanatic. 40?, no, more like hundreds of authors. 1381488166642 Anonymous: the burning bush is the blood stream - alive, but not consumed, like breath as a process. like dictamnus, the plant which, given too high temperature, ignites it should not be socially exhausted too much. else the team/life is defective if the other 9 rules dont work and there have been too many lies about deeds or deeds above or under earth. 1381489328229 Arschloch33: who is gonna care some centuries from now (anybody still believing in the ancient Greek gods?) 1382570378130 Anonymous: If all Bibles vanished tomorrow it wouldn't make fuck-all difference! 1382967996881 Anonymous: Actually, the entire Bible was written during the 15th/16th centuries AD in Europe. 1525787330994 Anonymous: ^^^Fuck yeah! We just launched a mechanical emissary to Mars. 1525825080175 Anonymous: ...and none of it is true! 1525885197704 Anonymous: Hory Shet! 1545633462696 Anonymous: Hang in the outhouse. Thin paper. Last long time. 1545757498680 Anonymous: youtube com/watch?v=lF19XWWyREE 1545767522221 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Quantum69 lordroy ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/76936/THE_HOLY_BIBLE_-_66_FAIRY_TALES_WRITTEN_BY_40_AUTHORS_IN_THREE_DIFFERENT_LANGUAG ES,_ON_THREE_DIFFERENT_CONTINENTS,_OVER_APPROXIMATELY_1000_YEARS.

EZEKIEL 25:17

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Matthew 19:21 - You're doing it wrong, asshole!

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HOLY BIBLE

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.gagspace.com/imgsrc/bible_warning.jpg Info: JPG, 73 Kbytes (700x836) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Apr 2, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Boreece: Haha, amen to that 1256657489472 Anonmattymous: Lol this is a work of fiction 1257378439242 Anonymous: need one of those for the koran also, and other religious books (too many to list) 1260565305570 kinganonymous: ^ koran is really dangerouse.... cause SUICIDE... Boom 1260565784729 Anonymous: Is there a korean translation of the koran? Just wondering. 1260566232226 kinganonymous: ^ NO korean, korean is mean?, Koran is the bible muslim 1260566520315 Reason: At last! 1260599504949 Anonymous: soo true 1260711328820 Anonymous: I have only the Satanic Bible written by Anton LaVey :( 1260740217903 Wr104Gamma: The logic is sound. 1263596417288 mantore: i want a hole bunch of thoes stickers, one for every bible i see 1263600262913 Switch: then life is fiction. almost every idea that's used in life comes from that bible. 1276475668150 Anonymous: ^godfag 1276477450510 SMF: No need for the lable... but I guess others are just that retarded. 1276746492491 (show all comments) robert jordan: also been known to inspire people to feed hungery and house homeless 1279396799596 Wr104Gamma: ^if you need the bible to do something ethical and right you are rotten to the core and your insides are filthy 1280465320892 Anonymous:3: true, true... 1280477595783 Anonymous: owned. 1280483875841 Anonymous: Matthew 12:36 1280492703448 Nukubu: Stacked together with the Tora, the Quran and all other 'religious' books i reckon? They're all works of fiction, but hey, they're light reading material, so you can throw them harder! 1280505229972 MrPerspective WARNING : this stuff may cause hallucinations, delirium and erratic behavior. 1308536108273 Doyousmell: Put this on the qur'an and the adi granth while you're at it... 1315317479692 Gantzkas: lol 1315319210424 froggywentacortn: Truth ! 1315334071593 Raimey_D: um...no 1315493478699 koda12: uh no? obviously no one has read the bible. 1315516940744 fiveby5: that's the most accurate disclaimer i've ever seen. if only it had been adopted a few hundred years ago. flying cars by nao, people! 1315538068270 Anonymous: I have never read this book. And I never will. 1315548935632 Anonymous the same assholes too! 1519288022833 Anonymous: ^Exactly right! The same goes for ANY religion. 1519325402143 Anonymous: Mouldy ideas is mouldy. 1519457114620 Anonymous: Anagram: Libby hole. 1519571985634 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: xaxx Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/7485/HOLY_BIBLE

Bible religion circular logic

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1238544137729.jpg Info: JPG, 99 Kbytes (785x681) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Apr 1, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: religion lol 1238546463455 Anonymous: round n round it goes... 1249396345600 Anonymous: Love being Catholic... we know the Bible is wrong... only historically and scientifically... so evolution i believe in it :D 1250853078219 DutchGuy: the IKEA catalogue is more proliferated than the bible these days... so i believe in cheap, stylish, durable furniture now. 1250854029528 DutchGuy: fuck... proliferated?? i gotta stop smoking this shit weed... i mean "widespread" 1250854192841 Anonymous: some choose to take the leap of faith, others miss out; why all the emo chest thumping by the athiests? 1250859479786 DutchGuy: I wish those jehova's witnesses I had at my door this morning would take a leap of faith into a deep ravine. 1250863383568 Anonymous: Drawing a pretty picture about your failure (leap into believing something you never would have believed if other people didn't tell you to) is far from 'emo chest thumping', dear 786. And it's atheist not athiest. 1250865922691 Anonymous: ^ actually it's not athiest, it's 'asshole' as in "proud to be an athiest asshole" 1250890065540 Anonymous: Jesus is what matters,forget Noah and the rest as irrelevant. 1264559026598 Anon mouse: the old testiment is retarded even jesus knew that thats why he told everyone what the fuck was up he was all look bitches be nice and dont throw rocks or ill feed you to my fuckin raptor. thats out of the niv if anyone was wondering 1264617295541 Anonymous: Not even the Pope believes in the "leap of faith" bs, why ride around in a bullet proof car? Doesn't he talk directly to god? 1269197839478 Warg: Being raised in church, I saw a lot of this. 1270783413717 ToolShed: It shows that no matter what the word can not be explained by a human, you would have to ask God why. Humans dont have the knowlge to explain it to you. 1270937124497 (show all comments) Anonymous: 5540: actually Jesus said he came to fulfill all that stuff in the torah. Not that christians ever paid attention to any of that. Same goes for the "sell all your stuff before you follow me"-rants he supposedly told while living 1301331542229 crazyassmofo: Holy trinity 1301336755264 Anonymous: what 1301336951447 Anonymous: The bible - shitty book to one of the 3 shittiest religions that also happen to be the least accepting. 1302129982245 MrPerspective: NOOOO! DON'T FLY INTO THE LIGHT, COME BAAAAAACK!!!!! 1308535418982 Anonymous: Insert Q'uran or Book of Mormon.... 1316222196435 OhMy: god doesnt get good writers, there's always new tries and all of them say it is definite, just like scientific theories until proven wrong. 1389802315172 Crackhead Fezmonkey: "And yea, did the Balls of God rest gently upon his chin, and he drank deeply of the Holy Spermulum and was entered unto the Kingdom of Heaven. Amen. 1433720805478 Anonymous: Spinning into retardom. 1511132752160 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/6990/Bible_religion_circular_logic

WE CAN QUOTE THE BIBLE TOO

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1261106468651.jpg Info: JPG, 37 Kbytes (500x375) Added by: betsywetsy (Dec 18, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse kinganonymous: fuck you bible trash, > : / 1261121747581 Anonymous: wtf kinda bible is saying that must be the damn koran 1261126938428 Anonymous: The koran and the bible are largely the same. Its just a new,new testament 1261134393993 Sinonymous: I can't see the problem here 1261666610285 themadhatter666: its like going to heaven and find god smokin crack. 1261771440493 Anonymous: ^^ fuckin' sauce mental picture 1261789026107 spoon: Well, how do you define execute? There are many possible interpretations. 1261938207755 DutchGuy: executed or buttsecksed, her choice 1261945678864 Anonymous: cause all christians are poseurs or idiots. religion is stupid. 1261951874269 wupme: the difference is... muslims do it the way its in the koran. And even christians usually dont give a fuck about the bible 1263564984929 Redrocco: Deuteronomy 22:20But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel 20:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you. 1263571729513 Redrocco: straight from the King James Version 1263571766645 mantore: yet more proof that the bible is evil http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+22:13-21&version=KJV 1263601436444 Captain Rolfe: this isnt a biblebasher, this is a person making fun of biblebashers by quoting parts of the bible that biblebashers dont want to hear. 1263978221143 (show all comments) KarmaPickles: My fav.... Deuteronomy 28:56-58: If your mother does not obey all of God's holy laws, she will be forced to eat her own children! WTF? 1263981494555 Anonymous: the old testiment is retarded even jesus knew that thats why he told everyone what the fuck was up he was all look bitches be nice and dont throw rocks or ill feed you to my fuckin raptor. thats out of the niv if anyone was wondering 1264059445427 Hughbie: woof? 1264060654180 Anonymous: religion is insignificant due to the great Charles Darwin 1264072342387 Anonymous: You peole do realize the bible wasnt written by God or Jesus, and that God isnt some old guy in the clouds. if you ask yourselves how can there be a god when science has proven other wise then ask your self this what created the matter that brought the big bang you can go back and back and back but unfortunalty science says you need something to create something so what started it all. 1264115739984 ghostoftime: Cleanse the unclean with fiya!!!! 1264116175684 Anonymous: not a single one of you who post here are dumb or stupid your all good people. so dont let other peole make your choices in life. the bible was written by Pagans and Jews to decide the finale word in by wich the peole should live by. but deep down you know there is something good out there. thats why you get up in the morning. you can choose to ingnore it or make fun at it.but it wont go away 1264116552713 ǝsnɐɹqןǝɯɯıd: my yesterday turd’s told me that it is The Chosen One and that it wants me to obey but i floushed it down. fucking jew turd 1279754880540 Anonymous: so you see that was written by apes, for apes, like koran and all this shit. we are in 2010, kids, wake up! 1279759707940 Anonymous: while the torah and the bible are collections of stories written over thousands of years by many different people, the koran was one book written by one man, who was a savage and a blood-thirsty pedofile.. 1285307001748 failtrollisfail: burn that damn bible 1285511040859 Anonymous: HEY, I THINK THE JEWS WERE ON TO SOMETHING WITH THIS ONE! 1285521392496 Anonymous: Do You Know it When You See it ...on left Arm... Gay pride flag small. FUCK GAY!! 1307333475586 MrPerspective: STFU-ing bigots by using their own book : one of my fave pastimes. Along with trolling tolls on C4C. :-D 1307345739884 Crackhead Fezmonkey: May the Balls of God slap mercilessly upon your chin forever, amen! 1439296089376 Passwordlostymous: My fave is Dudearonjerremy 21:6-9: and ye shall fuck those sluts as if they were sluts, from the arnus to the mouth and ye shall call it ATM and lo, Ron gathered all the sluts and did buttseccs them and did then put it in their mouth and he did call it ATM. Ahmen 1443617458804 Anonymous: 18:8-5 A woman who lays with a nigger shall contract AIDS, Hepatitus, VD and Herpes. 1443660723581 Anonymous: "I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don�t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading." 1443660821128 Anonymous: "Thanks for posting! I really enjoyed the report. I�ve already bookmark this article." 1443661755320 Anonymous: 4555: Depends on translation. In the one I have, they claim it's the afterbirth she eats. Equally fucked-up. 1510945707248 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: HotPawt MrPerspective Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/75562/WE_CAN_QUOTE_THE_BIBLE_TOO

Soldiers at Fort Jackson with their guns and Bibles - Hamas suicide bomber with guns and Koran

usa (445) , terrorist (25) , bible (44) , quran (16)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1244089712002.jpg Info: JPG, 39 Kbytes (600x305) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Jun 4, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: gpod hunting, soldiers! 1245098289189 Anonymous: is it me or does that look like a playboy bunny just above jihad girls scope? LOL...how it looks (and for any dumbarse I know it is part of their text before some anally retentive twat tries to correct me) 1245110711972 Anonymous: that suicide bomber is gonna look mighty suspicious on an israeli bus holding a gun and a quran. 1245175151782 Anonymous: Atleast the woman fought for a just cause. I hope she killed many terrorist israelis. 1251553930293 Anonymous: Funny considering Christianity and Islam worship the same god... 1251609784565 REtardEd aSSHoLE: Invite them over 1251614137365 battlestar: yeah, isn't war a party for dyslexics?. 1251650845484 Anonymous: the girl is sexyer 1255290855559 Anonymous: whatever trash religions all 1256364031786 Anonymous: The difference is the Christian prophet (Jesus) was peaceful whereas islam's prophet (a false prophet at that) was nothing but a raping, mass murdering lunatic. 1257604505769 Anonymous: She has ammo... they don't. FAIL. 1257652759541 FalzeProphet: ^^ O.o? Who me? lol 1257652851342 4chansucks: fuck all religion 1257669540393 frede: her koran is leather bound with gold pressed leaf and elaborate decoration, their bibles are fucking 99 cent walmart paperback pieces of shit. USA! USA! 1259802464971 (show all comments) kinganonymous: this bible and koran exist the god morality wars by Author according to traditional thought. @1786: you good, Trash Religions!. 1259914486915 Ironmikie: What good is the rifle if you're going to bolw up anyway? 1259927081438 AO47: I agree fuck all religon 1262674926754 Anonymous: Probably because more $$ went to guns and training for the Americans frede. 1266840216614 Hughbie: ^pity then that they can't shoot for shit or distinguise friend from foe....Maybe a few more billion should resolve that? 1266845374938 SexKiller: why does a suicide bomber need a gun? 1266845655932 RalphGoldenmouth: What all you are all forgetting is that Islam is for faggots, hence the completely different nature of each fighting force. 1266879668130 Anonymous: You're right hughbie let's just bitch out and give up like your mom did with you 1266889733433 Salty Cunt: Everybody knows that Islam is better. Christians are pasty white morons who bake cookies. 1273394992349 TopGun: Kill both with fire. We are in 2010 wake up assholes!! 1273395245697 Anonymous: Religion is for people who insist in believing that there's a big invisible guy in the skies who will send you to a burning place of torture if you don't submit to him 1276252051471 Anonymous: What's the difference? 1276610015713 Anonymous: Left side equals right side. 1276610052877 Anonymous: cheap fake 1277235509675 Anonymous: the holy war between retards and barbarians 1277927055620 GridLocK: Thou shall NOT kill.....hmm Religion: meh, we can bend rules to suit our compartmentalized ways of thinking 1294010699809 Anonymous: same shit diffierent pile 1305056981453 niggapleaz: ^ 1453 FTW 1305057213530 Anonymous: chick on right looks hawt 1305420186402 Anonymous: GO MUSLIMS!! 1305713147784 BnSneky: ^fuck em all 1305752861671 Anonymous: she has better gear, better gun, and a less retarded genetic structure which is pretty fucking low 1305770386432 MrPerspective: Threesome In God's Heaven : Porno at eleven. 1308535113984 Anonymous: Is that Steve-O ? LOL!! 1308536476473 Gantzkas: I dont see the difference! 1310938277908 Anonymous: fuck the koran fuck mouhammad, oh and mouhammad the prophet is a pedo that drinks toddler cum 1310939352424 Anonymous: how is she a suicide bomber? she's got a gun and ammo, no packs of explosives. but wait, she has to be a suicide bomber, the media told you so! 1310992145267 Anonymous: maybe she's just a person who's willing to give her life fighting these hillbilly low-lifes who represent the imperialistic aggressor that wants to expand its range of influence? 1310992491990 Anonymous: Fuck. I thought this was just a couple or retarded rap bands 1310992568484 MrPerspective: It WAS a couple or retarded rap bands! XD 1311380735257 lictor: All religions have one principle in common " I'm right, everyone else is wrong " 1318449307520 Anonymous: chick looks doable 1318457074201 NorwayJunkie: RETARDS VERSUS RETARDS GOD DAMN I HATE RELIGIONFAGS 1318457371251 Anonymous: Christians = Taliban 1318645530930 Anonymous: fanatics = death 1318646726409 Anonymous: by the way, just for the sake of everyone..... ALLAH is a word !! like dieu in french. Muslims worship the same god as christians and jews.... educate yourselves please before speaking. plus hammas never bomb therselves.... those who do that are people whose families were killed by israelis and got nothing left !!!! 1318750827968 Anonymous: Toilet Paper is also a word. Hamas has killed LOTS of Palestinians. Face the Facts Fanatic! 1318777146418 m4k3k3: all 3 look femaleish 1318816334348 Anonymous: Anon6418: Toilet Paper = two words. you failed. 1318819376459 Anonymous: 6459, I WIN! 1318856225283 Anonymous: this is why i only read pornography. 1318893288941 Anonymous: all in the name of an imaginary man in the clouds. 1329774425475 Bunglicker: War and religion. One and the same. 1329775266684 Anonymous: The Christian God and Allah is NOT the same God! Allah is the Lord of Kaba, a false God! 1337459097613 fiveby5: ^what, like Thor? thursday's named after him. sunday's named after jebus. allah... where's his day? they're equal in every other way, though... 1337459237458 bshaun2: Fuck the bibles, how about some Metallica tickets 1338575129859 danono: SAME brainless, goverment utilised religious fundamentalist murderers are the SAME 1338583730844 EdwardTeach: Why did our government let those people(muslims) in our country? They never asked the people how they felt about it. The people say deport. 1348793641541 Anonymous: insanity knows neither race nor gender......and the normal people have to put up with all these retards...time for prohibition of religion 1348796045522 Can'tWatch: Detente 1353477654986 skinjob: score 1353730370290 gookheadcrusher: so many mature intellectual birth control using comments! 1353776409963 pepe64: islam is not a religion, it is a war doctrine 1353776906104 gookheadcrusher: roger that pepe64... haji is verminous swine to be put down 1353777717329 pepe64: islam is a genocidal paedophile death cult. it's brain cancer 1353780618956 Anonymous: both factions are stupid brainless faggos 1353812285900 Anonymous: ^^As is "christianity"! Read your own so-called "good book" and learn what it's about! 1507759003908 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 2 (last: pepe64 NorwayJunkie ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/23939/Soldiers_at_Fort_Jackson_with_their_guns_and_Bibles_-_Hamas_suicide_bomber_with_ guns_and_Koran

The World Is Going To End On May 21, 2011

info (382) , noah (4) , bible (44) , armageddon (9)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/savyp/rapture.jpg Info: JPG, 147 Kbytes (1322x770) Added by: savyp (May 21, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Weed: I'm still standing, bitch. 1305975980797 Flarp: Sure is a lot of conjecture to be taken at face value. But, I suppose that is the game. 1305976340185 Anonymous: <- WELL DUMBFUCKS ???? HAHA !! (Nelsons voice) 1306074455422 MrPerspective: Fucking shit, I slept through yet another End Of The World. Note to self : buy new alarm clock B4 December 21st, 2012. Or download the pirated movie ! ! ! 1308535035130 RubberG: As a result of temporal interference by Sarah Connor, her son John, Miles Dyson, and the T-800 destroying Cyberdyne headquarters and all backups of the research in 1995, the date for Judgment day is moved back to here. Skynet is destined to go online a few days earlier on April 19, 2011 at 20:11 . Didn't happen either. 1308536581771 MrPerspective: ^ Mindfuck win. 1308548156977 Anonymous: You guys have it all wrong. Macho Man died to save us. He elbow dropped the apocalypse! 1308579169271 MrPerspective: ^ But I thought it was Chuck Norris who roundhouse-kicked the Universe into existence? 1308707681276 Anonymous: Some people will believe anything as long as they dont have to think for themselves... 1310891961100 Flarp: The world wants to end 1310892113533 Arschloch33: Give or take a few billion years 1316345111764 BnSneky: what a load of shit 1316345703457 Anonymous: didn't end 1331301488786 Anonymous: Law of averages suggests they may get it right one day. 1331305226425 (show all comments) Anonymous: still waiting 1331305455789 Anonymous: 1/1/2013 - still here 1357012331342 MrPerspective: Sometime between a nanosecond and 100 trillion years from now, the Higgs boson will ever so slightly shift mass because of quantum probability, resulting in what Egon described would happen if you "cross the beams": the Universe disappearing in a puff of logic. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PuffOfLogic 1358216165746 Anonymous: ^ so we still have plenty time to come up with some other cool theories 1358240731853 Anonymous: derp 1358297040527 r130115: ^^^ and just how did we come up with 100 trillion years...? :-) 1358309926140 Chanonymous: How many more times do Xians have to predict the end of the world incorrectly before they realise they don't have a clue about anything. 1393085926805 Furore23: ^ Four. 1393098108963 Bulbasaur111919: Alex Jones loves you. 1393115178314 UrbanTerrorist: I've survived the 6/6/06 appocalypse, this shit, and the 2012 aztec appocalypse, I''M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!!! 1393172390659 GibblesNBits: ^ Well shit, you'll never get your 72 virgins like that.... 1393172767831 Anonymous: "Numerology" says it all. Fucking idiots! 1443979708524 Anonymous: it's november 1 2015, dumbasses 1446430194747 Anonymous: So, did it end? 1467098264832 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: savyp ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/176957/The_World_Is_Going_To_End_On_May_21,_2011

So I'm reading the bible- - Jesus Dies.

bible (44) , read (18) , face (904) , rock (38) , spoiler (4) , religion (396) , christian (50) , jesus (227)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1274670870695.jpg Info: JPG, 56 Kbytes (569x700) Added by: Gabagool (May 24, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Furore23: Aw shit! I was just going to start reading that! 1274886298125 Anonymous: spoiler ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nevermind I was never gonna read it anyway 1275513531365 crackerkiller5: spoiler alert!!!!! 1279955631206 the7rafe7: lol jesus didnt die wtf 1279957476248 Atheist: Question: What did jesus do for our sins??? 1279957720888 the7rafe7: he said we'd go to hell. 1279958439717 Anonymous: cool story bro! 1279958529647 so_what_if___: the meek shall inherit the earth, and at judgement day, the earth gets destroyed, along with the meeks. the meek dont go to heaven apparently.. 1280014884544 Anonymous: stupid damn ass whore, she destroyed that book for me 1280595717128 Anonymous: I laughed so hard 1280665786236 Armistice: lolz shitty movie, race to withc mountain 1280666776688 Anonymous: She's cute enough to punch in the boob 1280726461591 Knome: holy shit howd she know? 1285626213754 Hellcat1138: epic lol 1285637440662 (show all comments) Clownichter: These are all hillarious hahaha 1285644117714 ImYourMomBIATCH: Jesus meets dad! That's death! 1291420643578 epic: Jesus had bad lag, he respawned 3 days after dying, THATS BULLSHIT 1291424593629 gmode: for all of our sins..the perfect sacrifice He is and is sent by His Father, God, who is in heaven. and is resurrected three days later and lives today in Heaven with the Father 1291442368219 gmode: the only way to the Father is through the Son - accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and believe in your heart on it and you shall be saved 1291442500723 Munster: Fuck you and your jesus, hail satan!!!... "Sanguis bibimus... corpus edimus... tolle corpus satani... ave!!!..."... in the other hand... oh hai!!!... 1291446511338 The Evil Twin: LMFAO 1291457782588 fav: how can die who never exist!? derp 1292116886652 Munster: Have you ever read a book?... lots of people die on books... 1292221413888 Lickathesplit: don't you just hate that kinda shit, when they tell the plot before you get to the end... 1292221529260 chrud: no point in reading it now. thanx for the spoiler alert 1294690662620 GibblesNBits: lmao 1297438213986 MAELSTHUR: sorry d00d 1297440025743 TinFoilHatGuy: Yes, but what about the "NeverEndingStory" part??? 1297442678698 MrPerspective Damn you, little bitch, I wasn't finished reading it! 1308535786820 Anonymous: Sup, nigger?! 1325942258624 BnSneky: damn it 1325944462290 Anonymous: ^^^ Never mind. It's still funny to read how he dies ;) 1328203001181 Hughbie: still makes me giggle... 1328370201283 Anonymous: djh123 on her way to africa: http://assets.efukt.com/gif/742/full.gif 1459456891412 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: leptoid ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/128485/So_I'm_reading_the_bible-_-_Jesus_Dies.

Who killed more people in the Bible? God / Satan

religion (396) , bible (44) , god (79) , satan (17) , kill (46)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1242674041312.jpg Info: JPG, 21 Kbytes (604x320) Added by: *.rr.com (May 19, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: and the pattern continues with the vatican... 1242713119470 Anonymous: nice bodycount lol 1242724388888 Anonymous: And they deserved it 1242751937138 Anonymous: so did jesus.... 1242773739324 Anonymous: Kinda makes sense evil wouldn't want to look evil, just as good would not give a fuck, it knows it's good. 1242881652801 PopeHitler: the Other Popes did after the Bible 1242901720940 Anonymous: fucking church, fucking religion, fucking gay faggot pope, fucking religious poofter faggots, fucking cunts the lot of them can all fucking rot in hell, fucking hell....FUCK... 1242912584752 Anonymous: i like your thinking Mr Fuck 1242939636120 No Longer Anonymous: 1242912584752 - Who pissed in your Cheerios ? 1246409149173 Anonymous: quite a bodycount for someone who doesn't exist... 1246409271635 Satan: I prefer torture... just killing them isn't fun. 1246409407116 Saddam: hey Satan ....... I heard that you were horny . 1246412681286 GOD: Actually I killed a whole lot more then that . You try baking a human being and trying to brown him for Nigeria and Africa . Damn near burned a million of them before I got it right . 1248210681433 Anonymous: satan killed 10 people? I'm leaving the COS pronto! 1255582484366 (show all comments) James Earl Jones: Testicles! That is all. 1255583597588 kinganonymous: 1262417534659 Anonymous2: How about when god killed all human's with flood 1263063764429 DrFeelGood: in that case we should all worship satan. god's the sick one, satan only punishes bad people 1265498151361 TheTruthOriginal: LOL THAT'S TRUE XD 1266450342858 Warg: Little known fact: Satan works for God. 1270779987495 Anonymous: atheist call kiss my ass 1272145796512 the7rafe7: i think warg is right and the creator of god is jesus and he got his ass kicked so lets just leave it at that 1272148347529 Anonymous: When did Satan kill 10 people? This is dis-info. Satan killed no one. 1275375253501 Limerick: Technically, satan can't kill. He just puts you in a position to kill yourself easy. 1281400366340 rafael: Moses put them up to it 1281409738123 Anonymous: fact, satan acted in self defence. he was set up by god. satan is our true saviour and god took his shit and went on a vacation. 1287078976285 MrPerspective: There's a reason they call it God Mode. Now, teabag all them heathens and infidels! Amen. 1299613761538 MrPerspective: 4429 is right. Just like with Katrina, not all bodies were accounted for. (Hey, do you have precise figures for Sodom & Gomorrah? And Egypt's first-borns?) 1299614101357 MrPerspective: @ Warg : if you're right, then Satan is one awful slacker! No wonder he got... FIRED for all Eternity. ;-) 1299614709927 FickButter: i'm gonna rape my sis if post ends on 666 -----------------> 1314027519112 YuLiekPicturz: i will rape your sis it post end on 1-9 excluding 0 only 1314027599429 Anonymous: ^ "it post end" ---> fail 1314033588645 Anonymous: god stil holds the world record 1314055753254 MrPerspective: ^ but using the infamous cheat code he Himself patented 1314056613899 Anonymous: Hell yeah!! 1340429316298 Anonymous: allah 1347726105164 Anonymous: Wonders where the numbers come from. Never saw an itemized/listed body count. Would be interesting to see. 1348757830135 Bulbasaur111919: Might as well debate the kill count in Lord of the Rings. 1348779339967 pepe64: But who CREATED the most people? God wins! 1356044264573 Bulbasaur111919: Sauron did. 1356044527322 Anonymous: Wait til Dec 21 - this graph may change... 1356064029588 my99Busa: Yeah 1242674041312 You're right! Wait... How many people did He save and let live/give life to? Oh now I'm ALL confused!... 1356065171136 Anonymous: the jews killed more people because there is no god 1356101934562 Anonymous: Fuck no! That means that souless bitch from Twilight's real too! 1362073947282 Spartak: Satan is pussy! 1362074291483 Chanonymous: In Revalations Jesus says he is "the morning star". In other parts of the bible "the morning star" is a phrase used to name Satan. Do the maths. 1362115902458 huck1944: who did the matm on this one ? 1362142676456 Crackhead FezMonkey: I know that god is real because my asshole hurts in the morning. That's what dad says. 1452695654281 Anonymous: when the people of Israel escaped from Egypt, the night before sprinkled the blood of the lamb doorsteps. angels sent from God killed all the firstborn Egyptian children. 1452703534631 Anonymous: Most people have died from communism and liberalism. Look it up. 1452715167197 Anonymous: ^^Were you there? Didn't think so. It's fucking hearsay and a lie. 1452979477995 Anonymous: ^ I wish he had been there, then he wouldn't be here. 1452979853965 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: bunkerbill NorwayJunkie MrPerspective ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/18762/Who_killed_more_people_in_the_Bible?_God_/_Satan

Think Heaven is so great? Get there sooner! BIBLE LOOPHOLE: reckless self-endangerment. Technically, it's not suicide.

religion (396) , suicide (93) , bible (44) , loophole (1)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1251998983020.png Info: PNG, 325 Kbytes (650x693) Added by: Bushjaw (Sep 4, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse jackfrosty: AWESOME! BE AN HERO FUCKERS! 1252550990851 ThrillBilly: fail.. 1252558927277 Anonymous: delicious cake on the way to 1252561397716 Hughbie: Brilliant... 1252566347586 Anonymous: ....OH SH- 1255901914255 Anonymous: this is win. 1255961839911 Anonymous: well, Yahweh says to not tempt him... I'm no Chrisling professional, but you get to pick some stuff from the door-to-door chrisfags. 1275599740222 Anonymous: do it christian faggots!!! 1275617056372 gmode: ^ don't kid yourself 1275628713289 Limerick: The only way the loophole would work is if you are unaware of your own plan. 1281400266887 Limerick: The answer: Atheists start killing Christians. 1281400300503 pocket: BIBLE LOOPHOLE: Step 1- sin all you want. Step 2- ask for forgiveness. Repeat as needed. 1281402004517 KillGod: fapping 1285891681983 Anonymous: the only legal way to heaven 1314138916750 (show all comments) RubberG: ^ and getting killed in war. 1314153916528 MrPerspective: For 12 years I asked God for a bike in my prayers. Then I realized God simply doesn't work that way. So I stole a nigger's bike and then prayed for forgiveness.  XD 1314155855976 djh123: ^mr it doesn't work that way either :P ^ 1314155897557 Anonymous: staying at home doing bible studies is like heaven so i could watch god tv all day and collect welfare. 1370585713759 Anonymous Lulz 1445365505557 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/47016/Think_Heaven_is_so_great?_Get_there_sooner!_BIBLE_LOOPHOLE:_reckless_self-endang erment._Technically,_it's_not_suicide.

Jesus dies on pg. 681

bible (44) , spoiler (4) , religion (396) , jesus (227)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.gagspace.com/imgsrc/page_681.jpg Info: JPG, 15 Kbytes (340x332) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Apr 8, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse fappa-choppa: He died 4 us u know 1241622195151 Anonymous: I thought he died so we could have Christmas & Easter holidays LOL 1241627687950 Anonymous: I will one day die for him. So it's even, I owe him nothing. 1241628531317 Amomynous: Jesus is just alright with me - Doobies 1241637953139 Anonymous: he died just for us? how kind. Dumb, but kind. Now gimme more holidays. 1241662795670 wwwww: my gardner dies on pg. 681? wtf? 1242020355759 Anonymous: religion..yawn...man made bullshit to keep the majority under control...suckers... 1242025465213 Anonymous: soo tru. remember anons, adults with immaginary friends are stupid. 1242071360965 Anonymous: You're a bunch of fools. You just don't think ANYONE could possibly be smarter or better than you. 1242517894290 Anonymous: 1242517894290...lol....did anyone say anything about who's smarter? You forget, religion is man made....but then I guess with your lack of logical thinking and lack of common sense you'll just keep ranting like a fuckwit that you are....fool, go read your poofy bible... 1242522250807 Anonymous: 1242071360965,1242025465213...Making Inferences and Drawing Conclusions, you should have paid attention in school...if you have schools in your country? 1243049205884 Anonymous: All I'm saying is. If this thing is the 1243054563930 Anonymous: All I'm saying is. If this thing is the "truth", then why can't they get the date of Easter right? I mean it IS 3 days later. 1243054595781 Anonymous: how did you get the mushrooms off? 1243058784138 (show all comments) Jesus: Oh Dad Damn It !!!! I haven't read it yet and you just gave it away . I bet Satan did it didn't he ? 1248210283473 Anonymous: This is the scariest pic I've seen on here. 1250295726738 Anonymous: he dies on 4 different pages... LEARN YOUR SHIT 1250817508363 Anonymous: ^four Gospels... Q.Q this thread has failed 1250824052822 grim: aww man. spoiler with no spoiler alert. now i have to wait for holy bible 3 to come out 1250835431154 DutchGuy: the truth dies on pg. 1 ^^ 1250929550477 Hughbie: and just gets more fictional from there-on in...noahs ark anyone? 1250942463286 Anonymous: Jesus was a Druid washed in the blood of a tree 1251005612281 Anonymous: Oh WTF. SPOILER 1251145329341 jiggawatts: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 1266365539734 Pyro: Oh thank god someone told me now I dont have to read that far 1266378166550 Anonymous: some cunt always has to tell u how it ended 1268926156739 Anonymous: JESUS.....WAS A ZOMBIE 1268926552720 Anonymous: Lucky bastard was born on Christmas.....That makes for a shit load of presents. 1268973041298 Warg: Jesus died. This does not affect me. The fact that others believe he rose again.. unfortunately that affects me. 1270784036248 RIOT NTA (519): FUCKING SPOILERS. ..This shit is almost worse then harry Potter dying... and then coming back to life. Wait a minute..! 1271635702333 ImYourMomBIATCH: Nooooo.. :'( 1271636444783 Anonymous: Aren't there a LOT of Bibles? Which Jesus do we kill for? 1271643439218 Anonymous: << now why did you give away the ending... oh well. time to go back to the FICTION section and find another book 1271987545348 Anonymous: David son of Jesse dies on that page. guess I have to keep reading... 1274043648607 PrayForPlaguesForMe: lol 1274242242491 technosasquatch: spoiler: jesus was actual called joshua or something 1274295205711 Synonymous: spoiler: this was actually written by Mel Gibson 1274299175558 Fatjesus85: I die on pg 1274504929973 Fatjesus85: I die on pg. 681 fuck I just got on pg 600 thinks for nothing 1274505032311 the7rafe7: spoiler: god isnt real 1274534502196 crackerkiller5: spoiler: he died 1274719428115 Anonymous: spider pig spider pig 1274721276643 Anonymous: Hm...Jesus...DIES?!?!?! WTF N00000 1277122820991 Anonymous: who is he? allah? 1277151283836 Jesus: LOL BRB TROLLS 1277151433265 veranet: On what page does he come back as a zombie? 1277152013207 Anonymous: Dude, spoiler alert, seriously. 1282519290332 Anonymous: He died for us, what a dumb fuck! 1282526672219 Anonymous RIP JESUS 1282532120738 TitsMagoo: FFS! Kids might read that and get all emo or drugfucked or whatever. It should say Jesus went away to be with his dad in Heaven and we've all lived in perfect peace ever since - because our delicate little petals can't handle blatant fucking reality these days. 1282570207835 asp: all the religous threads seem to start with a majority of supporters of god, then with more opinions expressed, the majority become athiests. 1282571842312 sUNz: oh cool ;D 1283970168437 Anonymous: And he comes back to life on page 685 1284234071944 Vincent859: He come back again in Revelation, chapter 19, verse 11 and following. http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=rev%2019&version=KJV 1324899911143 Anonymous: no that guy actually died about 4 times, according to 4 chapters of that book (although there are abundant stories to that variety of people getting reborn in their bodies after death) 1324900015540 Vincent859: ^ Nope. He died exactly one. His death and its circumstances are recounted in four different books of the Bible, written by four different writers and directed at four different audiences. The events of His life, death, and resurrection are alluded to dozens of other times in the Bible, of course. 1324900270953 Anonymous: Proudly leading us back into the 1st century....My Uncle died for me too. Should he not also be worshipped you fools? I bet you all bought cell phones too! 1325829706865 Anonymous: Not really a spoiler since churches have pictures of crucified Jesus all over the place. The important thing to xians is that he came back to life, not that he died 1325858911158 Anonymous: Yeah, anyone can die, but only Jesus can come back to life. Well, him and Mithra. And Sherlock Holmes. And Doctor Spock. 1325861590639 InternetH8Machine: Jesus DIES?!?! Oh noes! What happened? 1325895818108 Anonymous: He showed up, basically pissed off everyone, so they killed him. But he rose from the grave and flaoted up into the sky. This is a long-standing tradition in the Middle East. 1325911932250 Anonymous dark side win 1349818851560 Anonymous: did he died?? 1350062623385 Anonymous: so god made the humans to be filthy sinners just so he could come down to earth as his own son (after raping a married woman) to wander around the desert with his gay friends,be tortured and crucified for the sins he put into humans just to rise again? that is some fucked up rapist BDSM necro freak !! 1350063398603 Maelsthur 1350098106616 Anonymous: Emo 1365451244630 Crackhead Fezmonkey: If you don't sin, jesus died for nothing. 1436590704487 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Korzo ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/9370/Jesus_dies_on_pg._681

RAPTOR JESUS: NOWHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT JESUS WAS NOT A RAPTOR

raptor (41) , jesus (227) , religion (396) , bible (44)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1248481184060.jpg Info: JPG, 342 Kbytes (819x1024) Added by: Qulcha (Jul 25, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Jesus is Lord: This is very offensive. Jesus was not a dinosaur. They never existed because evolution is a lie! 1250003758567 Anonymous: GTFO JESUS. 1250005256915 sinonymous: Jesus was so a dinosaur. He was also a cunt. I think he was also a $2 a throw whore! 1250082401332 sinonymous: And too, I do believe that he never took his libary books back, he smelt like a can of fish arsehole, left out in the sun and did I mention he was a CUNT? 1250085593134 jackfrosty: You know what Jesus was? Fucking METAL. Thx PA! 1250086743850 Skinner: thats very true. he was also a ninja. and gay. and black. so he was Ninjaraptorgayniggerjewjesus 1250104856809 maniacleimagery: Actually....yes the bible says he isnt a raptor cause it says he is of the race of man.... 1254238132631 Bubble: 1103^ ^ ^ 1254241094284 Bubble ^ ^ ^ ^FAIL i know... fuck you 1254241119427 Gonzo: Maybe he cheats on his taxes 1254241202670 Bubble: ^wat? 1254242469193 Jesus is Lord: This is very disturbing and wrong. The bible clearly states that Jesus was a man, and the son of god, not a dinosaur 1254252802441 Bubble: But what was God? it does not say... 1254253318948 Anonymous: Jesus had it swinging passed his knees, so what does he care? 1254253814734 (show all comments) Fatonymous: Jesus was the son of god and Jesus was God himself too. And he apeared in earth as a Man but he was a God and Son and A Father of himself. 1254317939578 Anonymous: "Quit being a dinosaur and get a fucking job" 1254368541362 Anonymou: Your just looking at the bible in a linear perspective, just read between the lines and you can clear see Jesus state "Rawr i r rapta". Thus my good sir you are wrong. 1255981970646 PlaugedByLife: dinosaurs dont have thumbs yet jewsus was a carpenter. FAIL 1255984686964 Hughbie: But it never said he was a good carpenter...so he could have been a raptor cunt motherfuking father of himself... 1255990871197 PlaugedByLife: ^ good point 1255991453824 Jesus: Rawr i r rapta! 1256544413818 Urban_Botanist: Jesus NEVER DIED!!!!! Because Jesus...............NEVER, LIVED. Read a book dummy. Most historians not accept the Christ Myth theory. Look it up Pansies. 1270822108184 Anonymous: touche...touche chan4chan 1271549786969 ImYourMomBIATCH: Jesus likes cocks! 1271603981543 Warg: If Jesus was a dinosaur, why isn't Christianity extinct yet? 1271657735164 sillywilly90: its a trap. 1271769332815 WhiteShark: Jesus wasn't a raptor he was a T-Rex 1272653988628 Warg: ^BLASPHEMY!! How DARE you??!!! 1272673931859 FuckChinkies: Jesus was a raptor and loved penis. Also we has a nigger, it's true! 1278870348307 so_what_if___: born on the 24th of december, died and came back to life. that story is linked to DOZENS of names. the one with jesus simply became the most poppular bed time story. its true. they even wrote a book full of such silly fairy tails. 1280424238472 ǝsnɐɹqןǝɯɯıd: lemme quote from Pedophillah 11,69. it says: "Yahwesaur laid his sacred eggs into the skull of Mary who then became a mother without her smelling leathery hymen getting brockovic." 1280666062579 Anonymous: wow all of u have some serious issues. Its probaly ignorant kids on this site, or wrist slitters or athiests or some other weird stuff. 1281338698523 Anonymous: But I tell you that men will have to give account on the day of judgement for every careless word they have spoken. For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned. (Matthew 12:36-37) 1281340418967 Anonymous: lol at the cocksucking christians. you will pay for your infidelity in the necxt velocirapture 1294246990985 Anonymous: @Warg because it's not christianity. christians are faggots 1294247141342 harr: haaahaaaahaa (athEIst) or some other weird stuff. You quote from your bible as if it's factual and then call somebody else weird. But you're right, an "athiests" would be weird as they don't exist. 1303016774636 Anonymous: I don't think it says "he" was human, either. 1429291889677 Anonymous: RIP shop4lol ... no lol4u...back of the line 1429559272563 Anonymous: Every religion's made up by man it's all a crock of shit...........except SCIENTOLOGY!!!! 1429626855223 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: leptoid ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/36262/RAPTOR_JESUS:_NOWHERE_IN_THE_BIBLE_DOES_IT_SAY_THAT_JESUS_WAS_NOT_A_RAPTOR

YOU KNOW I AM TRUE BECAUSE I SAY I AM TRUE

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1248232099044.jpg Info: JPG, 115 Kbytes (407x405) Added by: Hughbie (Jul 22, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Trip6Agony: pics or it didnt happen 1263209718488 Anonymous: The first fairy tale book ever written! 1263225974566 Anonymous: by people who lived hundreds of years ago who traveled lands bled for what they believed in and tried to show people that hate is not the road to take . but then again im sure you know better. 1264114983931 Limerick: Green eggs and ham taught a great lesson too but that doesn't make me eat with foxxes in boxxes. 1264293011442 pocket: the origin of the bilble is devine. it is not meant for mortals to understand. you can speak not drink of the waters nor partake in the fruit lest thee be jugeth by him. 1264299901247 Anonymous: ^christfag 1274451366113 Anonymous: divine, fag. And religofags have been making up shit for tens of thousands of years. Judaochristiaity was just the one that still exists for a minute. 1274451544889 Flarp: The origin of the bible is various texts of Alexandria, voted on in constantinople, and changed and ratified every so often. It was created politically. Don't believe it? Do the leg work. The old testament is actually the Jewish bible, for the most part, and it's origin is ancient. Dunno more than that abou the ot. Wasn't there :) 1284266186443 Flarp: The funny part, you should this to a Chrisfag (love it) and next think you know they will be circulating it like it is a win. lolz 1284266227747 Anonymous: The Bible is the Word of God, but the work of man... and thus, imperfect.... so it is with all Holy texts 1284268148627 Jesus: I am what I think I am, and I think I am non-existent and a slew of ideological aphorisms created by the minds of men (jews btw) to control an uneducated populace 1284272210504 Anonymous: fuck islam 1284281452789 Flarp: isham? yeah, I like ham, too. So what? 1284299646618 Antiphon: Uncle Al used to tell me the same story whenever we went out in the woods and he needed to show me things, and he wouldnt lie, would he?? 1284325859855 (show all comments) Flarp: Uncle Al? NEVER. In the woods, I liked uncle Al and aunt Fe2O3 1284326613312 Flarp: Uncle Al lie? N E V A R. N E V A R F O R G E T Uncle Al. 1284326653454 Anonymous: And the moral of todays story is: when the voice tells you to kill your son, do it. 1284575325608 Flarp: Something tells me that if there is a God in a conventional sense, he wouldn't have some humanfags write his doctrine. And, this stuff is relatively the same. It's like same shit, differen't savoir 1284727137962 Anonymous: Bible --> Ancient Propaganda Democracy---> Actual propaganda Both are lies 1284753030435 Pedolama: Tits or it didnt happen 1288124259539 BnSneky: i hear voices 1288125171627 Phadrus: You can't escape that logic... unfortunately. 1288128664390 Bongochops: Need a pdf copy of the Bible so I can click the binoculars and type "Magnets" 1288129117547 FlarP: Somewhere, I have multiple bibles and ancient texts of multiple origin. I've got some stuff in Hebrew, Greek, and Egyptian, too. If I run across it I'll let you know. Not sure why in the hell I saved shit like that. *shrug* Guess I'm a pack rat. 1288130088147 Fezmonkey: May the Balls of God slap gently upon your chin forever, amen. 1420862875857 Anonymous: It's quite sad that people are happy to use this argument when it comes to the Bible, but get angry when it comes to the Holocaust. 1420863892587 Anonymous: The bible, a collection of fables invented by ignorant bronze age savages. What bothers me is that there are powerful people that believe this shit who exert undue influence over those whose minds are unpolluted. Troll me you cunts. 1420878460810 Anonymous: ^And yet you still use Bible logic every day without even knowing it..... 1420890541709 Anonymous: ^ You sir, are living proof that conception via anal sex is possible. 1420898431661 Anonymous: ^ at least you called him sir. You got that part right. 1420898613811 Anonymous: ^Wheras you don't deserve such courtesy. You're just a smokering blown from your Thai mother's cunt during a circus act. 1420903306611 Anonymous: ^ U been trolled ... :) 1420917113360 Anonymous: ^Troll Detector reading off the scale, Captain" 1420925757219 Anonymous: ^ Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a troll ! 1420933155827 Anonymous: yes, if TRUE is an acronym for Totally Retarded Unreal Ecclesiae 1421012767202 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Ardamel ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/35534/YOU_KNOW_I_AM_TRUE_BECAUSE_I_SAY_I_AM_TRUE

GO TO BOOKSTORE - MOVE BIBLES TO FANTASY SECTION

bookstore (3) , bible (44) , advice (281)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1277999245015.jpg Info: JPG, 86 Kbytes (407x405) Added by: Anonymous (Jul 1, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse anonymous: epic WIN ! 1278014232927 DREW: lol !!!! 1279650051642 Anonymous: im african american and i am very offended 1279650456245 crackerkiller5: ^if you dont like it....GTFO!!!!!^ 1279653549322 cliptoe: they sell bibles in bookstores? 1279662445236 Grave: I did it in my school's library 1279664781220 Anonymous: no. you are african american and you are very black. 1280088852630 Anonymous: move the black history stuff to the animals section. 1280089994959 not anon: they arnt in the fantasy section!!, i wasted a fucking whole day looking there, and in comedy 1281196446437 Raptor Jesus: hahahaha I will do this next time I go there 1281196706316 crackerkiller5: move the nazi stuff to the fiction section 1281254103522 Pyro: ^ LOL lets do it 1281254482110 Anonymous: Done it, and you can credit bash.org for this gem. 1281452537881 Anonymous: I'm 12 years old and what is a Bible? 1281454628616 (show all comments) Anonymous: move the black history stuff to the animals section. <<<< ROFL, will do that ! 1281455688351 E: RolLOL @ OP! 1282430415756 Anonymous: Lolz 1282434604988 Anonymous: OLD NEWS HELLLOOO BASH.ORG TEN YEARS AGO 1282863399546 VolTec: Hello Tyler. 1293389941152 Psilofyr: Folklore and Mythology 1293390046295 anon: awesome!! 1293394846770 Weed: Rule #27 of Fight Club, WTF! 1293395606249 Weed: Er, I mean... FTW. 1293395621815 GridLocK: im so doing this!! muhahaha 1293592372186 chrud: fuck yea 1294647795763 Anonymous: ha, yep. 1297935515882 Mrs Cartman: move the Koran into ' how to get away with raping young boys section 1298166442235 Ninja: ^Fantasy section just beside the bible 1303023634125 Anonymous: ^How about Horror? 1303091215776 Anonymous: typical atheists..... always being violent, hateful, and proud 1303091479113 The Original Spoon: I almost wish I was racist. That black history in the animals section is a pretty devious idea. In reality, a shitty, evil thing to do. 1339811434817 RubberG: ^ woould only offend white people as niggers don't go to the book shop. Safest place during a chimpout. 1339845276290 Arse not Ass: My friend snuck into a church and superglued dinosaurs at the end of each pue. 1343739333884 Anonymous: I've gotta do this!! 1388986666163 Anonymous: ^ yeah, do in man. all the 50-60 year old church-going women in your area will think your a right rebel! cool! 1389287594831 <>: do this with the cumran in a muslim country or the torah in pissrael and become a TRUE MARTYR OF AWESOMENESS 1389291480244 Arschloch33: Put it in the porn section: Potiphar's wife was quite a MILF 1389309490179 Chanonymous: Most bookstores don't sell bibles. 1414716470776 Anonymous: Put black culture books into primate section. 1414773418264 Anonymous: Put the gay books into the mens room. 1420764506668 hairyassole: Bible could also go in the Crime section next to the koran. Also useful as cigarette paper or asswipes. 1420885460889 Anonymous: ^ The koran wouldn't make good asswipe. it's already full of shit. 1420894530589 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: Ardamel aPPLEkACK ihateusernames ticklethis ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/134458/GO_TO_BOOKSTORE_-_MOVE_BIBLES_TO_FANTASY_SECTION

Leviticus 18:22 You Shall Never Gay

never (3) , gay (469) , leviticus (1) , bible (44)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1235529771717.jpg Info: JPG, 51 Kbytes (600x452) Added by: *.externet.hu (Feb 25, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse whitehead: The last book that you should be seeking guidance from for any reason is this one. 1252203689479 Anonymous: Leviticus 18:22 - "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." Good advice 1252205697208 ImaD00d: What about lesbians? 1252206355677 Pyro: they are awesome 1252206610430 whitehead: Be who you are, gay, llesbian, bi, whatever. An if you ever see this douche bag leviticus, kindly tell him to suck my dick, and I'm not even gay! 1252207150986 Jessica: God I so love you guys. 1252207637443 Pyro: and we love you too 1252207882809 Anonymous: lesbians get a pass if they are hawt and motivated 1252208387402 ImaD00d: Thanx, Whitehead - gay friendly straight dudes kick ass. We need more ppl like you around. 1252211877150 Anonymous: Most people are gay friendly -- just keep it in your own bedroom and not in our faces 1252268677963 Pyro: im gay friendly but im not gay 1252268834280 Anonymous: your gay 1253889479737 Anonymous: It's only men with men, even god thinks watching lesbians is fuckin awsome. 1253890380571 akingu: imad00d has AIDS and sucks nigger cocks. GOATSE! 1253902107555 (show all comments) ImaD00d: ^^^HEY, akingu - I have HERPES and niggers suck MY cock. Get it straight, faggot. 1253941174843 ImaD00d: (cuz lord knows I never could... LOL!!) 1253942119568 Anonymous: 7963 wins internet 1254044379248 Anonymous: 7208 -> Correct translation: And with a male, thou shalt not lie down in a woman's bed; it is an abomination. <- there is a difference, learn your own mythology 1285272736201 Anonymous: well the Jews were right about that, at least. 1285278059924 o_O: true..this is what a pussy for. 1285350488884 g-man: can i still put it in a girls pooper? 1285352868644 Anonymous: gay image is totally gay and is being gay 1285352911910 Anonymous: as long as those gay people dont shove it down my throat all the time..and in my childrens face 1285352948723 Grave: Hey isn't that the book with the talking snake? 1285352970114 Anonymous: Then why is Jesus like a gay hippie? 1285356338509 ImYourMomBIATCH: ^cuz he's your mom 1285370423891 Anonymous: LOL "You Shall Never Gay"... makes about as much sense as the rest of the book 1285431061231 Anonymous: Mistranslated. 1311377216245 Anonymous: What does Leviticus say about a lesbian trapped in a man's body, who fornicates with lesbian women, or didn't old Levi think that deeply? 1311377904236 Anonymous: fuck the bible 1311391519844 Anonymous: So don't fuck a guy like you would a woman. Simple Really. 1316826875225 Anonymous: "kindly tell him to suck my dick, and I'm not even gay!" Asking someone to suck your dick is a pretty good indicator that you are homosex 1316920012203 Anonymous 1318086324450 Anonymous: It doesn't say anything about lesbians, there's a reason that lesbians are hot and gays are weird, and why Kings in the Bible had lot's of wives!! !! 1318174057639 Boxxy's Lips: it's only natural to let a man stick his dick in your ass and then want to suck the shit off it... yeah, that's normal. The bible should approve of that. 1318196641951 Anonymous: Then why do so many Republicans get caught doing gay? 1318642221885 Vagitarian: 1951 you're doing it wrong. 1318663345200 MegaShit: Leviticus 18:22 - "THOU SHALT NOT LET THINE BALLS TOUCHETH THOSE OF ANOTHER DUDE, FOR THAT IS PURE HOMOSEX... Leviticus 18:23 - SO LONGEST THINE BALLS DO NOT TOUCH, EVERYTHING ELSE IS MEH. 1318696692669 Everdark: ^ so readeth the literate MegaShit, so shall it be. 1318696946185 Anonymous: leviticus 69:69 go and fuck yourself altar boys 1325356920488 Itzcuintle: "Do what thou will shall be the whole of the law." -The Black Bible 1341214669883 Itzcuintle: LOL at caption! 1341214730854 Arse not Ass: Leviticus also says it is a sin to marry a woman from a neighbouring country or to wear clothes made of two differing materials at the same time. 1343652112380 Quantum69: ^Now THAT'S stupid! 1343652157202 Anonymous: 'Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live', so unless you bible whores refuse to obey ALL of your god's word, stop cherry picking the subjects you only feel butt-hurt about! 1353011230393 RubberG: "a woman shall not lay with a nigger or be forever cast out as untouchable and diseased'. 1353012509223 Anonymous: Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind: it is abomination." - King James Version. I read that to say, Bro's before hoe's... Tell the truth with men. Lie with bitches. 1353080531217 Arschloch33: Burn it for good 1353106787982 Anonymous: Whoever said that never had a piece of ass! 1353110834567 Anonymous: Whoever said that never had a piece of ass! My 1353110929872 Oh yeah!: Well logic dictates that it is impossible to lie with men as with women seeing as women and men are anatomically different! Eat that you Homophobic Christian arsewipes!! 1355124627780 Oh yeah!: Logic also dictates that its not an abomination if you do it standing up! 1355124747959 Oh yeah!: Or fisting, kinky gay leather sex and sounding are also good apparently. And for those of you that actually want to really cross the line: Scat 1355125047665 Anonymous: Prove your god is not gay. Do it! 1357488754152 Anonymous: Gay is great 1395069814858 Anonymous: Jeez... Gay used to mean happy, until it was hijacked by the homosexual community sometime in the '70's. 1395077921582 Anonymous: Fail. That's Daniel, not leviticus. 1405530039410 Anonymous: Based on lies and bullshit.. Burn it ! 1414366236688 Anonymous: "a woman shall not lay with a nigger or be forever cast out as untouchable and diseased'.. 1414370855411 Greeft - "That's what SHE said!" 1414374544517 Chanonymous: Leviticus 10:6 “Do not let your hair become unkempt and do not tear your clothes, or you will die and the Lord will be angry with the whole community." 1414381826317 Chanonymous: Leviticus 19:27 “Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard." 1414381841415 Anonymous: ^leviticus, god and jesus can go suck my left nut. 1414390197716 liplocker_code3: Thou shalt never bible! 1414441414702 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: mcclown NightStrike pocket Furore23 ) , hated by 1 (last: rls1961 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/2434/Leviticus_18:22_You_Shall_Never_Gay

Jor-El so loved the world that he sent his only son Kal-El to save our planet. Superman died for you was resurrected and gets his superpowers from the sun. Superman loves you and if you accept him as your personal savior he will rescue you if your car goe

superman (11) , religion (396) , jesus (227) , bible (44)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1281959788588.png Info: PNG, 727 Kbytes (1812x1630) Added by: Furore23 (Aug 16, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Makes as much sense as Christianity... 1281974764742 Furore23: FUCK YEAH SUPERMAN 1281975249166 Anonymous: Shit Bull.... 1281975545126 Comic Book Geek: so does this mean that Marvel Comics is the devil? 1281986726865 Jovi: Superman respect. 1282201657699 Greeft: No, Lex Luthor is the Devil. 1282205756363 Pyro: in supermans name we pray, The hulk 1282208180244 Comic Book Geek: OP, when you have a chance check youtube. search: "DC WHO DO YOU TRUST TRAILER HD" worth a gander imo! 1282214580781 Furore23: ^ I did, thanks! Rather nice powerfight with some cool moves; plus it's always nice to hear Kevin Conroy reprising his role. 1282304979857 Comic Book Geek: ^ another offering, sir. BATMAN: UNDER THE RED HOOD (2010, animation) streaming @ http : //www . wisevid . com/play?v=0A_xuzx9qfg3 once you're there, let it load for 10 minutes and everything should be fine. enjoy! then there's "WOLVERINE VERSUS...." let me know if interested. 1282345384170 Furore23: ^ I got B:UTRH coming, and the Wolvie thing... although I hear bad things about both. We'll see. But thanks! 1282399777526 Token: I actually liked Under the Red Hood and Wolverine Versus for what they were... 1282400020350 Comic Book Geek: Furore23: You're welcome! Would like to know your opinion about both "movies." :) Token: Did the level of violence in B:UTRH surprise you? RE: WOLVERINE VS, Gotta love Deadpool (such an asshole)! 1282427508465 AmusingMuse: No superhero is greater than Ghost Rider. The hulk is unstoppable and would have been beaten in the World War Hulk series had Ghost Rider's human side not show though. 1282453361854 (show all comments) AlienNation: I am kneeling right now, asking Superman to come in my heart as my personal savior. Amen 1282453499193 ElCapitan: LOOK, up on your desk...it's a lotion bottle....it's a kleenex box....IT'S CP!!!! 1282459542398 SuperHansen: ^ LOOK, over there... under your ass....It's a seat....TAKE IT, PLEASE!!!! 1282893523379 ThelemicMage: So, you're saying, I 'can" fuck-rape him in the ass, or what? 1282969979517 Furore23: Okay, CBG: I saw Red Hood. It was okay. Some big fat flaws but still managed to get the essence of the book right. So, yeah. 1283198036260 MrPerspective: What, no dedicated and highly pious Christians getting all huffy-puffy at this in the discussion thread? Hunh. Go figure. :-P 1298010411570 Anonymous: ^ Why would we have a problem with fictional positive role mdels. They don't have to be real like christ to inspire good in people. 1406499977660 Anonymous: The Hulk is a pussy . Anyone can beat up Hogan., even Vincent McMahon., A bigger pussy than Hogan ! 1406500626704 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/144810/Jor-El_so_loved_the_world_that_he_sent_his_only_son_Kal-El_to_save_our_planet._S uperman_died_for_you_was_resurrected_and_gets_his_superpowers_from_the_sun._Supe rman_loves_you_and_if_you_accept_him_as_your_personal_savior_he_will_rescue_you_ if_your_car_goe

Christian bible software license quote

christian (50) , bible (44) , software (3) , license (2) , quote (123)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://main.makeuseoflimited.netdna-cdn.com/tech-fun/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/biblesoftwarelicence.png Info: PNG, 34 Kbytes (580x322) Added by: zerosumgame (Aug 24, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: or they just read the verses that support whatever their favorite causes of Bigotry, Homophobia, and repression might be... 1282620003471 Greeft: ^What, the Bible supports Homophobia, Bigotry and Repression and there was me wasting my time being an atheist, where do I sign up? 1282629332654 Anonymous: HE:LL YES READ THIS CHAT 1282629368118 KingGeek: Wrong 1282789457952 INDEED!: ♥♥♥♥♥ 1283603179787 ElCapitan: tl;dr      but I agree. 1283627538408 Anonymous: Same thing for most other religiions (like Islam, for example -- Most "muslim extremists" can't even read they just do what the Imam says). 1283627727501 L555: True 1295264768851 Anonymous: lol 1295270348908 Anonymous: HAHAHA Yes 1295759124850 Greeft: ^Did you read that before agreeing? 1295759463643 YuLiekPicturz: great lol 1295759527128 Anonymous: faggots. it doesn't mean homosexual it means totally retarded hypocrite. use in a sentence atheism is for faggots 1297329191394 Anonymous: I like that one ! 1298069264404 (show all comments) Aganonynous: fck yea! 1298084751591 MrPerspective: Can't be bothered to read what the image says, or the discussion thread. "I agree", and fuck all those who differ! :-P 1303445007127 MrPerspective: P.S.: Noticed the name of Greeft @ 2654, and I like his profile pic. So "I agree" with what he says. No time to read it, I'm off to watch some pr0n. Bye. 1303445185717 Furore23: ^ A better use of your time than... well, than anything else really. 1303466187401 savyp: godisimaginary.com = win 1303582943656 MrPerspective ^^ Yes, I deeply believe so, LOL! Right now I'm very busy clicking a babe's "I agree" button, and it's working MIRACLES. :-D 1303617483718 Furore23: Once you're old enough to control your own fingers, you no longer need a woman to run your life. Suck her dry and scamper off into the forest! 1303656766442 MrPerspective: ^ We ARE in a forest. And lemme tell ya, it was incredibly hard to get network for my laptop tonight. :-P 1303692214475 Anonymous: Only Satan read the Bible. 1308354699814 MrPerspective: ^ Satan WROTE the Bible 1308554718832 Anonymous: Epic Truth 1316223024550 FilthyFaggot: #3471 Takes it up his ass... 1316279287864 BnSneky: hahahahaha 1316279422105 Munchdog: Thank goodness the war in heaven was won by a loving, caring god, or else we'd have death, disease, war and natural disasters every.... oh, wait..... 1343493497474 Smeggy: I like the twist at the end where Jesus announces that he is realy Satan. Seriously go read it. 1343622971459 Anonymous: I read the bible al 1406499342324 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: dickfreeze Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/146303/Christian_bible_software_license_quote

The Bible is the literal word of God. - Except all that bad stuff which are just stories.

pigeon (25) , bible (44) , religion (396) , story (204) , christian (50)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1282341243737.jpg Info: JPG, 245 Kbytes (600x600) Added by: Anonymous (Aug 21, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: LOL!!!! Religion is so fucking easy to make fun of :-) I love it! 1282341787556 Moongrim: Which parts are the metaphors again? 1282345829234 Anonymous: That would be an ecumenical matter 1282559356442 admiral: 1282341787556 and thats why you fuckers keep doin it (fuck religion, but some kind of source? its obvious.. you say for the universe what we say for "God") 1285281320599 AgentR: Chrisitianity, once you strip down all the ludicrous bullshit, is just an overblown form of sun worship. 1285281821314 Anonymous: Wait, wat? Jesus and 12 carny's walk into a room and fool u all with that corpse in a cave bit... Really? U didn't see red sea 12 with clooney? 1285282006412 Gridlock: http://www.bidstrup.com/virus.htm 1293115506832 Lickathesplit: 0599, who are you thinking to troll ? I call the (for all we know) all being collective that surrounds us the universe, and you call it god, that still doesn't explain why you send your prayers to it right ? Any proven indication that there is something listening to prayers for the last, lets say, 50.000 years ? 1294113680391 Anonymous: remember, all the animals that existed in the world in noah's time were on his ark. bwahahahahaha. 1294116105363 chrud: if it WAS the literal word of a god, how would we understand it? 1294608821719 Anonymous: @Lickathesplit actually the jews worshipped moses and god through him and christianity ie praying to god has only been around since ad hence 2010 years and ect. in summary go fuck yourself you stupid troll 1297329504877 Anonymous: old mcdonald had meat to sell. dont ask him how he got that and what kind of flesh was used. 1370964696374 Bulbasaur111919: What about the bits with monsters, are they real? 1370966379136 QueenOfNiggers: where the hell are you fucking niggers ??? im still wating for a little niggerboy to lick the black toejam cheese from between my toes .... hurry niggerlips 1372393585125 (show all comments) TheFuckery^2: whats the deal with niggers? 1372396902697 Anonymous: While China owns your country's debt AND buys your land, you get on the internet and say "nigger." The generation that lost America, pathetic. 1372397329476 jawgamble: science is the literal word of nature, except for most formulas which lack nicely formulated descriptions 1384317897210 Anonymous: the bible is a nice pile of toilet paper when you need to really get the shit off.. 1384335232692 N: L 1402529698736 N: @442 Lol at father Ted 1402529784392 Anonymous: Why don't you go and play around a park bench? 1403091896188 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/145606/The_Bible_is_the_literal_word_of_God._-_Except_all_that_bad_stuff_which_are_just _stories.

PEOPLE I WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE

bible (44) , punch (55) , book (60)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/xaxx/facepunchbook.jpg Info: JPG, 129 Kbytes (500x532) Added by: Anonymous (May 26, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Rush Limbaugh... 1306441008152 Tattoos: That's one for starters, then that cunt Hillary Clinton. 1306441242611 Weed: That's it? That won't even cover volume one of my list. 1306443424444 Anonymous: Glenn Beck, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber, George W. Bush, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Jay Leno, The cast of Jersey Shore, Perez Hilton, Mel Gibson, Rush Limbaugh too (I'll get in line), Michael Lohan, Dr. Phil and that Octomom. 1306532565576 Greeft: This person must be Ghandi or some other pacifist type, because my edition comes in 20 phonebook sized leather bound volumes! 1306538421566 Anonymous: The Holy Bible 1306538460385 Anonymous: David Rockefeller 1306541493724 Anonymous: this french dwarf Sarkozy 1306627326493 user775: god.... 1306627370580 Fart33: Jose 1306627393440 mmmnigger: user775 1306627393558 lily84: amee 1306627889536 Fart33: ^lol 1306628780373 AZO: xaxx that asshole 1306673113932 (show all comments) Anonymous: the ASSHOLE that restricted incoming and porn on this site... 1306702517304 Rebecca Black: Everyone that doesn't like my song Friday. Everyone should love Friday. 1306703273489 Anonymous: None. Punching hurts my fiststest. 1307000543460 uriar: Lady D 1307287876466 Lickathesplit: The guy who allowed the first commercial to be broadcasted on tv 1307294737576 Allah the cockroach: Muhammad the muslim prophet 1307295090882 BnSneky: everyone 1307295203699 Anonymous: This is the real Facebook 1307309196140 Anonymous: all niggers 1307319354739 Anonymous: BILL ORIELY 1307406861133 djh123: ^^geez so hateful here everyone^^ 1307453869184 Anonymous: wrong! why whould you associate that title with the bible. 1307566163952 Anonymous: its a holy book, means its perfect and wont change much almost as long as i live (though its still of many wrong assumptions and everything) 1331495225470 Anonymous: ALL BLACK PEOPLE 1331496135643 Quantum69: ^^^^STFU drunk jersey ho 123 1331496222296 hello my name is: entire immediate family 1331529868576 Pyro: that book should be thicker than that..... 1331543429909 Anonymous: Our primeminister 1331545166361 Anonymous: maybe it should be renamed to "people that need to be ridden off somehow, if i only knew why" 1331546479945 Anonymous: that book would be enormous! 1331546547483 Anonymous: Muslims 1332556272458 Cunt81: Michael Moore, Bill Maher, Al Franken, Al Sharpton, Nancy Pelosi, Every nigger in America, every liberal in America, every camel-fcking muslim raghead in America. 1332556449539 Anonymous: Joe Liebermann 1332579449731 Anonymous: Agree with Cunt81 1332598567225 Your mom: Cunt81 inbred hick go die 1332662134617 SUBHUMAN JEW: Cunt81 You forgot kikes !!!!! 1332814804695 Anonymous: kikes 133281645899 Anonymous: MrPerspective 1332873108744 Bunglicker: ^^^^^Anon @5576 has a good list. 1338816099568 anonymous: Resident nigger lovers: idrankalthebeer, anonymule, oldandevil and quantum69 because he has no life and comments on every fucking picture with stupid drivel. Troll trap set. 1338824341853 danono: Rihanna - she seems to like it..... 1338825358549 Anonymous: Obama 1341884468710 Mota anyone that could go through with that 1341894561903 ethelred: "People who want to punch you in the face" runs to 36 volumes 1341903843209 Cae211: Le Holy Book! 1341914300164 RubberG: The guy who said "Hey, lets bring African slaves to America. What could possibly go wrong?" 1341917047915 theheat: bieber 1341939818186 Anonymous <- 1359592699232 Anonymous: i sometimes punch myself, helps me to focus 1359595409859 Anonymous: the good book 1362016647902 Arschloch33: that prissy f23 1362096320468 EdGein: The inventor of Facebook. 1366583233559 Obadiah: MOst of the above - but I'd kick them in the balls 1366592929848 gypsygreen: Zahi hawaais 1366691182607 WillieBillBob: Too many in the GOP to list here, but Dick (Tater) Cheney tops my list. 1366714680775 CrackSnacker: Barney Frank. 1366714995560 Quantum69 ^ 1366715104751 CrackSnacker: ^LOL Q69. I can't stand Barney because he is dirtbag, not for political reasons. Glenn Beck falls in to the same category btw. I always vote for an acceptable independent, or I write in my Grandfather's name. 1366715650681 anonymous: Kondoomkop De klerk - Traitor and child of a child molestor 1367302924391 Anonymous: Daniel Cohn-Bendit > liberal jewish pedophile 1367312880601 Sack-religious: God. I want to punch God in the face. Is he a person? Does he have a face? 1367591342970 Anonymous: crewsey 1367594004713 ImYourMomBiatch: Kim Jong Un, it would be a dream to punch that dudes fat face. 1367595072194 Anonymous: ^ (actually shitting his pants due to anti- north korean scare tactics) 1367778646548 Anonymous: Kondoomkop de klerk - POES en volks veraaier kont kop kind van 'n kinder mollesteerder 1397167333717 Anonymous: Obama, Biden, Holder, all members of their administration, all the criminals in congress. The list goes on and on. 1397214076195 liplocker_code3: If it's mandatory it's a living person, the voice behind Bart SImpson, the scientology bitch, otherwise L. Ron Hubbard, inventor of that shit. 1397228845934 Anonymous: I want to punch people in the Facebook! 1397915033812 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: djh123 Ardamel ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/177409/PEOPLE_I_WANT_TO_PUNCH_IN_THE_FACE

STARTS WITH A TALKING SNAKE, ENDS WITH A FOUR HEADED MONSTER NON-FICTION

bible (44) , fiction (3)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1294443369686.jpg Info: JPG, 92 Kbytes (407x405) Added by: YuLiekPicturz (Jan 8, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Nickeh43Fan: Meh! The movie was better. 1294449835259 Canucklehead: Total fiction. 1302294783603 kib420: Lmao fan 1302299981875 Strasaphere: lol 1302302972429 Forsaken: lol XD 1302303323299 Anonymous: you just dont realize the symbolism in there my friend. its symbolic 1302335786380 Twinchlian: It is an early attempt to put the wisdom of God into words. Mostly fail. Some of it epic wins. 1302383075589 BnSneky: false...........it's a lie 1302385422341 NorwayJunkie: Get fucked @ religionism 1309284036974 Anonymous: can op be god? 1309336846971 Quantum69: ^Nope, OP can only be a fag. 1332721131406 Comic Smarts: historical fiction = epic fail 1332721253626 Anonymous: There are some fucking ace beasts in the bible. Giant whales and lion faced monsters. Pokemon is weak in comparison. 1332721316506 TheLiar: ^ yeah but if pokemon were real theyd be boss as fuck 1332728120865 (show all comments) Anonymous: ^ What ? Pokemon are not real, you killed my childhood... 1332774737336 Hughbie: Shhhh..don't ruin it for the bible bashers... 1353078181184 Chanonymous: I like the twist at the end where Jesus announces that he is in fact Satan. 1358060442958 twistedMetal: I like the end of the world. 1358065054830 Giddy.Yawn: The Bibble. 1366949931661 Anonymous: I like the paper they use in bibles...makes me want to have the squirts just so I can use a whole bible wiping my ass. 1391761078309 liplocker_code3: The babble. 1396640079844 pepe64: Try the religion of democracy. 1396645451288 Bulbasaur111919: God of War! Fuck yeah!!! 1396648064139 Anonymous: Holy Wars! I choose Megadeth. 1396648176154 Anonymous: Would have been better if it was a porn parody... A talking trouser snake tempting Eve.. 1396648515250 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Ardamel ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/163470/STARTS_WITH_A_TALKING_SNAKE,_ENDS_WITH_A_FOUR_HEADED_MONSTER_NON-FICTION

GOD EXISTS - THERE'S A BOOK ABOUT HIM

god (79) , bible (44) , religion (396) , logic (17)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1249840069537.jpg Info: JPG, 109 Kbytes (407x405) Added by: rumplee (Aug 9, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse ARRRGGG: Word!!! 1249853122925 cockwarmer: you must spread it 1249856281644 CK: have sex with babies, because a book says so 1249856484900 whitehead: Stephen King writes much,much better 1249905040288 whitehead: And his books are based more in reality then the fucken bible. 1249905156598 Anonymous: yes the fictional god does exist in the fictional book. 1250008576480 DutchGuy: and several movies 1250296889358 Anonymous: Yeah, god esists. In some people's stupid superstitions. 1250296997394 Swiney: HEHE^^^^^^^LOLZ 1250297035399 ThrillBilly: then i guess green eggs and ham must exist too.. 1250561204483 Anonymous: there's a book about frankenstein as well but he's not real 1251788870536 Anonymous: burn it save humanity! 1251789294679 BuggerChan: Frankenstien's not real?!?! I've seen him in movies, blasphemer! 1252780388129 Grave: HAIL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! 1252785472613 (show all comments) Anonymous: CK, where in the bible does it say to have sex with babies? 1252786344407 Anonymous: @CK: it doesn't say that at all! You fail at life. 1267509649854 Moongrim: Which God? 1272323400591 Anonymous: holy shit so ogden really is dead? 1272340606726 Anonymous: 84900 if your going to bash it dont make shit up you dont have to 1272348533471 anarcacist: We are given 5 senses but must have "faith" with this magical 6th one. BULLSHIT. 1272360753767 cybersinner: As for sex with babies...God created Eve and immediately told her to be fruitful. She was by definition a newborn, being less than a day old. God is a pedo! Not to mention that if God is real because he is in a book, then so is Harry Potter, The Olympian Gods, and a Human God named Neo. 1273499167666 Warg: Pfft! Everyone knows that book is just part of Spacelord Jehovah's plan for universal mind control. Its not the truth. Its propoganda. 1273556631643 Schldpdd: pics ord didn't happen 1273556838518 Anonymous: Harry Potter exists...there is a book about him too. 1275974160585 Anonymous: i knew it!! whitesnow DOES exist!!! 1278737880133 gruv3r13: PICTURES OR IT DIDN;T HAPPEN "rule of teh interwebz" 1278739680528 Anonymous: Theres also books about vampires, aliens, unicorns, talking animals, ect. ect. 1278741454169 Kareloko: THE HOBBIT EXISTS, THERE´S A BOOK ABOUT HIM. 1278745159913 Anonymous: Oh shit! Get crosses, holy water and oak stakes...DRACULA IS REAL ! ! ! 1278875170683 Anonymous: THEN TWILIGHT EXIST TOO!!!!??? FUUUUUUUUU!!!! 1278895187671 Anonymous: Harry Potter is history? 1278900968548 Anonymous: God better watch his ass then, Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva will be along shortly to kick the shit out of him. Their book is older. 1278920006875 Anonymous: Don't forget the great god, Ugh, worshipped by cavemen and scrathed on the cave walls in the form of a flaming ball in the sky. 1279135016719 Anonymous: The Easter Bunny exist. There is a book about him. 1279135189845 ThelemicMage: That translated (bastardized) bible would be better used as substrate ingrediant to grow the Manna of exodous with. (psilocybe mushrooms). Small, round, came up in the morning dew after animals crossed over the grass, size of hoar frost, melted in the sun, bred worms when kept without drying. Duh. Christians are such fucking imbecilic hypocrites. 1279141863436 SlayerofPeople: God christians are hitting a whole new level of fail. 1279252684577 Nickeh43: There's a book about the second dominion, can that exist too plz? Kthx 1279259015111 Anonymous: Holy shit, the trekkies are right then! The shit in Star Trek must be real! 1279294889281 Anonymous: BEAM ME UP SCOTTY! (I have had enough of this shit) 1279294916985 Anonymous: While burning the bible may save humanity partially, we would also have to burn the quran etc. 1279316750269 Arsonist: burn every bible in the world 1279316782333 Anonymous: theres a book about Harry Potter too 1279325365873 Anonymous: Perhaps the book doesn't exist, and people believes it does? 1279334997247 MrPerspective: I wanna be in Hufflepuff. SEVEN Harry Potter books, IN YOUR FACE Jehovah! 10 books, if you count Tales of Beedle the Bard & the two schoolbooks. "I want to believe. The Truth is out there. Kamehameha, motherfucker. I am your father. Who's your daddy? Vengeance is mine, said the lord-quoting black triggerman." (To be cont'd) 1299615897309 MrPerspective: Big Brother is watching you. It's real. There's a book about it. War is peace. Black is white. Pedobear is a gay televangelist congressman. (No, that last one isn't true, it was on TV not in a book.) 1299616910510 MrPerspective: Flying Spaghetti Monster tops it : there's a cooking book, AND a videogame. Plus, pastafarians have something that all these other religions are direly missing: A SENSE OF HUMOR. My mind is created... I mean, it's made. 1299617376479 MrPerspective: But my little sister prefers the fuzzy-cute Invisible Pink Unicorn. Girls... NO, DEE-DEE, DEW NOT TOUCH THEES BUTTON! 1299617780298 Anonymous: There is a book about Donald Duck too..... 1299971330373 gmode: every knee will bow and every tongue confess Jesus Christ is Lord 1300068453533 precious: a book of truth because....ummm...hmmm...in past when drugs weren't bad, war and mass murder wasn't bad and the world was total chaos everybody supposedly was telling the truth, so everything from past is 100% the truth if its written. Yeah this is the logic of bible. 1300070844606 MrPerspective: ^ And the world is flat like a pizza, with a celestial dome over it. So sez Genesis, chapter 1. All those delusional satellites just THINK they're orbiting in space around a globe planet. 1300081567858 Anonymous: We have come to far to believe crap about religion... Again I say HAIL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! 1300194064939 MrPerspective: ^ (Eep) It's hailing flying spaghetti monsters? Not even during the Egypt plagues has it ever been so... extreme! At worst, it rained mana. "Hmmm, mana!..." =(8°(|) 1300257857420 Anonymous: HAIL THE FUCKING FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. And Kthulhu 1300433110527 MrPerspective: ^ Be moar specific: which fucked which? The public demands to know! ("C'thulhu + FSM, sitting in a tree"? Yay, double divine tentacle pr0n! Now THAT's goddamn HOT) 8-p~~~ 1300545302545 MrPerspective: "A level 10 Biblemon appears. Biblemon uses proselytism. Pastafar dodges and uses lulz. It's super effective." 1300549359562 MrPerspective: Isn't this the snarling classbook that Hagrid gave to his class in Prisoner Of Azkaban? WWHD : What Would Hagrid Do? 1300688496259 Hagrid: Oy, ye just hafta stroke dem on de spine, liek dat, an' dey'll be all mellow. I thought dat would be obvious, aye? 1300688592956 savyp: Yes, lets believe everything we read ever because theres no such thing as non fiction. The bible started out as a bunch of stories to live by and now look what happened to it. 1301077625439 AwesomeAnonymous!: YES! :p 1301140234588 Weed: There's plenty of books about me too, but that doesn't mean I exist. 1301140420671 MrPerspective: ^ Yes it does, Weed. Because LAW BOOKS tell about you. Usually in a very negative manner, I might add. They say you're illegal, man. Sorry. (But WTF, *I* still love you.) 1301287470976 Anonymous: I've read better fiction books.. where the stories even makes sense and are not a pile of crap 1305544502707 Anonymous: yeah it exists as much as the simpsons do and the elves in LOTR 1305578094432 MrPerspective: Reading a fiction book about Jesus of Nazareth right nao. (No, it's not the Gospel, LOL!) 1305680595539 Anonymous: theres also a book about a huge red dog that can talk 1308783344273 Flarp: The unauthorized biography of God? 1308785171811 MrPerspective: ^ Actually, Flarp, you could call that book I'm reading "the Gospel of Gilbert". (^_^) Its actual title precisely happens to be "I, Jesus". 1308888005819 Anonymous: MrPerspective is a 12-time biblefag. 1389698907560 Anonymous: he dies in chapter 8 1389708075442 Anonymous: ^the jews did it 1389713385171 feces gobbler: za jews b some trick ass nigguz 1389714564871 Anonymous: Ted Bundy exists. There are several books about him! 1390088151427 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/39896/GOD_EXISTS_-_THERE'S_A_BOOK_ABOUT_HIM

Bible jesus

bible (44) , jesus (227)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1237825599567.jpg Info: JPG, 21 Kbytes (336x425) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Mar 24, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: OSM 1249014481130 Anonymous: You just KNOW Tupac Shakur had bad breath. 1249098652242 Anonymous: Jesus Super Sayajin 2 1252311694966 you: POPUP BLOCKER??? 1252380457608 jackfrosty: FUCK ITS VOLDEMORT! 1252407690454 Anonymous: So Jesus is a balding redneck? I always suspected but its good to have proof! 1252426698207 Anonymous: when u see a flying little man catch him between the pages of a heavy book 1268926120775 Anonymous: the bible....historys biggest joke that no one gets 1268926470292 Anonymous: This is just shitty art man! 1268973134783 Anonymous: VOLDEMORT! HOLY SHIT!!! 1268973495937 Anonymous: <look! its the christians' imaginary friend! 1268974115915 MrPerspective: This stuff will blow your mind. Correction: it will blow in your face. Or maybe both at once. Fuck, I'm so high, I dunno lol anymoar! 1308536214484 Anonymous: Lady Cottington about to get her next fairy! 1316222159693 m4k3k3: book firin laser 1316227672174 (show all comments) BnSneky: Lame 1316269078337 Anonymous: Behold the return of Boromir The White! 1316301078183 Anonymous: the hobbit was better book 1366149173539 Anonymous: I am the Light and the Way...and I should be getting hit by lightning shortly for even quoting this 1366165942329 tokerator: "If you believe in me then you are entirely too high." 1366166304802 Anonymous: hello, i am the sun, which comes from the righthand side of the earth if you look north, and im to sell you - your belly which destroys nutrients as the devil which burns heat and you as me, you didnt see a thing did you? 1369983738435 tokerator: ^^ 1369983927635 Anonymous: one day, hopefully, humanity shall overcome evils like bullshit religion 1369984477966 Anonymous: Damn, whitey. Your savior does a damn good job on my lawn. 1370091017408 banned: Fuck off gay Jesus 1370093428283 OhNoes: a book is a juridical person if it is a ruleset that is followed by natural persons. 1387971664987 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/5166/Bible_jesus

HATE CRIME - ART

quran (16) , bible (44) , religion (396) , toilet (133) , quran (16)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YGLQQZTHoU0/SU5Or9A_LQI/AAAAAAAAGoY/HVmTLg2mNF4/s400/koran_bible_toilet.jpg Info: JPG, 34 Kbytes (400x303) Added by: absinthe (Sep 6, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse AlienNation: so true 1283734722183 chrud: i think they should be in the same toilet, dukin' it out... that way rational people still have a place to shit. 1283739591379 Limerick: Hover. 1283742087150 AmusingMuse: I think we should wear the toilets as hats and if anyone asks just tell them we woke up coming out a butthole. 1284264963905 Knome: die infedels 1285711159883 Anonymous: this over sensitivity to everything is getting old, if you dont like it then GTFO 1286337147447 anon: leftists are fools 1289677346118 sickfuck88: take a shit and flush them both 1289972244103 Shitskinslayer: Yeah, the double-standard libtards are despicable. 1290028940370 Anonymous: Art: Easy Bake Anne Frank: youtube /watch?v=ofhpTIqx9Jg 1290029110513 Screw 'Em: Fuck 'em both! 1290113342190 Anonymous: Religion is just hate crimes against humanity. 1290363431262 Anonymous: ^ you are right, kind sir. 1290563095731 Anonymous: Religion does serve a purpose. It's a quick way to figure out who uses logic, and who will buy twelve steakknives off you, 1290671436388 (show all comments) Munster: Who throwed in the toilet paper inside the bathroom... those fucking kids!!!... 1290675949848 Anonymous: I can't decide whether I'd want to shit in the hate crime or art toilet. 1294704704703 tman86: people have stupid double standards 1299222952309 Anonymous: The Bible has many of the same outrageous quotes that the Koran has. LOL 1299371423850 nigel: pc strike agien 1304271587748 Glennocide: they should be on the side so sensible people can use both toilets and use the pages to wipe there athiest ass! :D 1304437784451 MrPerspective: Art wins. :-P 1308535203508 Anonymous: Show me one place that has occured. 1316222220972 Anonymous: Both pictures look like a damned good idea to me. 1316223792300 Anonymous: Buttwipes should come in a roll. 1316223826825 Greeft: All the religions think they are hard done by, check out this from Marcu Brigstocke ==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5pARGk5S4Q 1316224024362 Anonymous: This liberals says it's hate crime no matter which so called "holy" book is in the toilet. 1318120079889 Anonymous: (straw man) (straw man) 1369276932900 Stalker: Your straw man arguments are invalid. 1369277316724 Anonymous: now, thanks to the Bible and the Qur'an we're all swimming in deep shit !!! 1369293304245 Anonymous: Soak all "holy" books in gasoline and torch them. 1370780218712 pepe64: A hate crime indeed. To the toilet. 1371412920702 flats: you who insult islam with your art and your jokes - you funny - I kill you last 1371473540695 Anonymous: I dont think a toilet should be so vastly soiled by dropping a bible or qur'an into it 1371766941913 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Flats LemmyLaffer ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/148612/HATE_CRIME_-_ART

Religion bible mythbusters busted

religion (396) , bible (44) , mythbusters (19) , busted (15)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1236023409455.jpg Info: JPG, 224 Kbytes (640x480) Added by: *.externet.hu (Mar 3, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: lulz i wish they would bust this on the show 1246934308714 Anonymous: Not cool fagbags. 1246935657278 Anonymous: I'd truly like to see them try. The thing about attempting to prove the bible wrong is, if YOu are the one that is wrong, then you prove the bible to be right. 1246936031219 Anonymous: ^ jesusfag. go suck his dick 1246956794997 Anonymous: 31219 I have something to sell you...its fake and only a story but seeing you believe whatever you read you'll buy anything.... 1246977399194 Anonymous: totally busted !!! 1246983782125 Anonymous: I JUST HATE when jesusfags try to make you prove the opposite of which than can be proof. I'm a scientist... A catholic scientist too, so be cautious!! 1249014619240 Anonymous: ^what do you research, underage male genitalia? 1249148250693 Anonymous: well bible is wrong if you read it like a history or science book.... bc its neither... 1250817591403 DutchGuy: it's kinda ok if you read it like an action adventure novel. 1250818525725 grim: the most popular and longstanding fictional novel in the history of the world. 1250837087796 Anonymous: oh yeah!! 1251376214264 Anonymous: Jesus was a myth taken from the pagan belief godman who was also born in a stable, and performed miracles.....what a coincidence that THAT story was written as a metaphor as a GUIDELINE on living your life, not a rule-book. I hate being catholic dammit.... 1251381832608 Hughbie: yawn...religion...here I go again. A reason for weak the weak minded to live, to get up each day and serve those who own them....religion..a tool, a means, a way to make people do what they normally wouldn't do. 1251382690119 (show all comments) Anonymous: LOL 1251392747906 Anonymous: "'All things are lawful for me,' but not all things are helpful. 'All things are lawful for me,' but I will not be enslaved by anything." 1267510087656 Ilko: We won. We have the fossils to prove it. 1267573528756 Bob Saget: I believe in the new testament but not the old. plus i beleive in most things in evoulution 1268403650838 Hughbie: So in a convoluted way you believe in what you don't believe in. 1268407461747 Redrocco: ^^ well I'm kinda/sorta like that in that I agree with the teachings of Jesus even though I dont believe the supernatural fairy tale thats attached to it. that probally makes me more "Christian" than the people that call themselves christian. that make any sense to you? 1268407648321 Hughbie: It does Bob Saget...lol...anyhow...to me...and well in honesty, the teachings, the bible are stories...as they are...what else could they be...stories passed down through time.....and we all know about how the thruth gets distorted over a few minutes, let alone over a thousand or more years... 1268410524686 Anonymous: sug mine løg 1268679701270 c4caddict: no seriously there is a giant invisible man that controlls everything! 1268685516137 Anonymous: YEAH! 1268741299643 Hughbie: yeah...hmmm; 1268747940564 c4caddict: and 2000 years cmon if i wrote somewhere i could use my brain power to turn the channel they would think i was fuckin magin in 2000 years 1268925268192 Anonymous: if you could reason with religous people...there would be no religous people 1268926040915 cyndafreak: True dat. As fucked up as south park can be sometimes they are right. No one answer is ever the right one. And choosing to believe in one religion only proves your inability to evolve. I'm not telling you to believe in all religions, cause nothing is completely true. The smartest person knows when they are wrong. 1268979691109 Who Me?: Jesus fags - answer this: "If God is willing to prevent evil, but not able, then he is not omnipotent. If he is able, but not willing, then he is malevolent. If he is both able, and willing, hen whence cometh evil? If he is neither able or willing, then why call him God?". (by Epicurus about 270 BC) 1268984176747 uberbarf: This picture is a win for atheism 1307493030853 Anonymous: Atheists - the sane kind of people. Jesusfags - nothing like that... 1326215439520 Anonymous: gotcha 1326215562852 Anonymous: nothing would make me believe the Bible is actually real more than those Mythbusters Fags "busting" it 1326215932865 Anonymous: it is effective but most of it is more poetic than real if any 1326215969696 DrEvil: IMPLAUSIBLE 1326220438841 Anonymous: You don't believe in God, yet you probably believe in SIX MILLION JEWS being gassed with Zylkon-B, then turned into lampshades and bars of soap? 1326221526642 TheDuctTapeRapist: ^I've seen the shoes dood... Ain't seen no God sized shoes yet. 1326221914197 Anonymous: Gid doesn't wear shoes. he ahs lonh hair, a beard, and wears robes. Thus, He must be a hippie, 1326258285847 Anonymous: ^God 1326258412702 Anonymous: too much porn in the bible cae211 1340648516810 g-man: religion controls the sheep who cant think for themselves 1340661399851 Holy Troller: hurr durr I believe in a talking snake..your argument is invalid!! 1340673152956 carmichael: Yes it;s stories, but in those days history and science hadn't been thought of. Truth was revealed through stories and metaphor. You don't say Aesop's fables are nonsense because foxes can't talk? 1340674091176 Holy Troller: from the bible to aesop's fables, all fictional stories! Pull up your pants!! you just got raped! 1340819196630 Anonymous: old myths die hard 1349818461400 Space Bum: Ya ever notice the biggest evangelists todaay ARE 1349824557715 Space Bum: Ya ever notice the biggest evangelists todaay ARE the Athiest? Athiesm is turning into it's own religion. 1349824588407 Bonefish: ^Nonsense. There are no dogmas in atheism. We say look at the evidence. We don't tell people what to believe. That's what religious people do. It's the religious people that are so sure about their beliefs that they can call them a religion. The, "Atheism is a religion.", argument is old and lame. Yawn. 1349825419334 Anonymous: That which can be proposed without proof, can be dismissed without proof. 1360568604236 Anonymous: Comiming up next, Coran, Busted 1366375495702 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 5 (last: henryfoster MACKY83 itzcuintle Quasimodo Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/2852/Religion_bible_mythbusters_busted

GENESIS 1:29

weed (325) , genesis (3) , bible (44)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1237735332418.jpg Info: JPG, 122 Kbytes (600x750) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Mar 23, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Me: See, SEE!!! IT'S IN THE FUCKING BIBLE!!!!! 1246381719621 Anonymous: wait what, we're supposed to eat it? 1246409097278 Anonymous: Man, I've been doing it wrong the whole time. 1247622854247 Anonymous: Wow! So everything that nature creates is actually good for me? Cool! I'm gonna go out and get some arsenic, belladonna, uranium, Paciific Yew berries and poison ivy and myself a fucking feast! Better yet... why don't YOU do that? I'm smart enough to know that "natural" does not equal safe and smart. 1247925819363 Brasil-sil-sil: amen... 1247966497718 Anonymous: HAAHAHAHA, fantastic! Throw in a dash of mamba venom and a little side serve of poorly-prepared fugu, and you're set! 1248863055586 woundedsanity: if god said that hes an asshole xD 1251102066474 DutchGuy: kinda sounds like gawd wants us to eat the tree instead of the fruit 1251147185526 Anonymous: No shit dumbass. WOW. Tell me, can I die from drinking too much water? PHARMS kill 20,000 a year in the U.S. DER, Yes. Certain plants can kill you. But something tells me the one the works with you ENDO-Cannabinoid system, and is full of CANNABINOIDS WONT BE ONE OF THOSE. Marijuana is safer than aspirin. Dummy. 1270286187284 Anonymous: It’s in the bible and the bible is in me. Actually slipping into my bowels right now. 1270726326807 uriar: What God has given - the USA had taken away! 1277817811901 Anonymous: Cannabis bears no fruit and no fruit bearing seed. 1279859422370 crackerkiller5: must smoke it 1279860906801 Anonymous: You sure about that one, 2370? You're incorrect. 1292450439566 (show all comments) the game: you fags are still reading the bible? jesus, fuck! 1298026413297 rick james: Jesus knows wutz goodiie bud yo thank you god for giving us pot...amen 1298951886206 Anonymous: Just wait for Pyro to post something stupid trying to make himself look more-so of a stoner than he already tries. 1299016169673 Anonymous: 1247925819363 none of those things are illegal.. and most of them are a first time kill...so.. im just gonna keep smoking here.. 1299536593324 Anonymous: What's the big deal, I've been smoking those seeds for years and they don't do anything! 1356675110548 gypsygreen: I am finaly allowed to legaly smoke it-eat it-have sex with it-what ever the fuck I want with it.. God bless the USA 1366245123215 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: apollyon ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/5042/GENESIS_1:29

KILL YOUR SON - LOL, J/K

bible (44) , religion (396)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1248749898284.jpg Info: JPG, 98 Kbytes (407x405) Added by: cindee (Jul 28, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Babble: im here, healing your crippled 1250566166660 ImaD00d: This was the actual text message Abraham recieved. I lernt that in churrch. PREACH!! 1250577920587 DutchGuy: I learnt in church that god hates fags. 1250594863543 God: I text message all the time. You should see my phone bill. 1250594999729 BuggerChan: If you can really heal the crippled, we'll start a religion devoted to you. If you can't and just have a book that says you can ... not so much. 1252789052740 Anonymous yep 1264230022482 llamados0: No! That's nearly right, but according to most Christians he kills himself?! 1270499348835 Captain6pack: god hates jews and niggers. 1270718017655 ElCapitan: I lawl'd 1274747680165 Anonymous: There is a book about spiderman too, we must think for our selfs 1280652515721 Anonymous: LOL 1280719206137 Nickeh43: I thought it was superman who wrote the bible...? 1280725365231 Furore23: ^ No, YOU'RE Superman. 1364800305598 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/37257/KILL_YOUR_SON_-_LOL,_J/K

Save The Planet!

bible (44) , religion (396) , trash (19)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1267637269072.jpg Info: JPG, 9 Kbytes (207x250) Added by: Ferrum (Mar 3, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: i think this might be a repost 1267668431443 Warg: I agree with this. 1270784940498 crackerkiller5: why is c4c so big on reigion? 1270789074307 Anonymous: lol 1270790572736 Anonymous: I am God, and I approve of this message 1270852462969 Anonymous: don't lie, god has been banned years ago on c4c 1270854255726 Anonymous: thats a book shelf not a trash can 1270935530718 the7rafe7: correction warg, we all agree with this 1270946537371 Aalfred666: throwing away the trash, throwing away the trash, WE SHALL COME REJOYSING throwing away THIS trash!! 1271080311720 Anonymous: win 1277856395909 KIRA: So true... 1277857199909 gmode: save yourself and accept 1277858062399 gmode: save yourself and accept Jesus! 1277858067470 Venator21: id rather fuck a goat than accept Jesus... 1277865942153 (show all comments) Anonymous: c4c is big on stupidity not religion. 1277866610164 GOD: You forgot to draw some books, like the Koran ..... 1277882809897 Anonymous: jesus rolls - reflex save, book flies away magically - d20srd.org/srd/classes/rogue.htm#specialAbilities, Improved Evasion 1322845624197 Arschloch33: Not a good idea: you have to know what your enemy thinks 1324233803629 Anonymous: Same Old Shit. 1324716331674 Anonymous: lol@ internet atheists 1324737448768 Anonymous: ^So true. In the end, god will cast them all into the fires of hell! 1324839200634 Anonymous: who are psycho.. very intuitive 1324841440233 Anonymous: ^^^wait, so there's people who are only atheists when they're ON THE INTERNET? In real life, they don't have the balls to pretend there's no God? 1325233308704 Anonymous: oh, one does have to know what is considered direct blasphemy and what the dogmas are and why the were put in there - what of it could make sense, what doesnt, whats just mixed in from somewhere else and so on (oh - and the "fish (people? priests?) and bread (prayer? mess?)" symbol things (and the ole asking for money for incentive better than investment or building up infrastructure thing) 1328207932521 BnSneky: hahahahaha 1328208175162 Spartak: Do that and Islam will win. Then you are really dead and forget freedom. You are dead. Think about that,.. 1328218543370 Anonymous: ^ So to be free of islam, we all need to believe in an equally stupid religion... Make total sense. 1328228243696 Anonymous: WE should ban ALL religions, Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hindu, Wiccan, and Holocaustism 1328245900807 Anonymous: and capitalism (as long as someone already got money its ok) and commusim (added value is exchanged value but not necessarily humanoid interaction) 1328271458550 loco guzano: how can i save the world dropping out a first aid book? 1328397278323 Anonymous: RECYCLE! 1328415566898 Hughbie: I like the paper in old bibles...it burns nicely...a few pages are good for a joint so it has some uses...I will try a koran for my next dump. 1330943224502 Anonymous: the poor trees, dont make jesus cry, mohammed would be mad at you 1332773240915 The Original Spoon: The Quran better lead the way. 1333754008412 El Capitan: Would look good on a billboard... in every US city. 1333766794830 pepe64: Imagine no islam 1360593573785 Anonymous: Imagine no pepe64 1360601688909 Quantum69: Enjoy your Mosques! 1364470693254 Mr. Finland: Fuckin' A 1364527091902 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: TheLiar Ardamel NonComposMentis Quasimodo ) , hated by 2 (last: Quantum69 LemmyLaffer ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/97677/Save_The_Planet!

Religion bible

religion (396) , bible (44)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.gagspace.com/imgsrc/holy_bible_funghus.jpg Info: JPG, 72 Kbytes (800x584) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Apr 11, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: are those mushrooms 1241639991103 Anonymous: best bible I've seen to date apart from a burnt one... 1241662853524 Anonymous: be friendly & help each other are not bad thoughts. church and communicating with god shit god stories treat as fun reading. 1241663148286 Anonymous: ^^wtf? 1241664234347 Anonymous: ^^^^^^ wtf? 1241664805322 Khokainium: Couldn't agree more Anon 2 1242148250585 Anonymous: Looks like the last Bible left in Europe. No wonder you are all worthless. 1242517431476 Anonymous: ^wtf? clown... 1242522604953 Anonymous: Bilbes can be used as manure for mushrooms! At least they're not completely useless. 1242549780629 Anonymous: mushrooms grow well if fed bullshit.... 1242557679357 Anonymous: WOW THIS IS SCARY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A BIBLE WITH PENIS 1242589890961 Anonymous: ^ es* 1242890580389 PopeHitler: You will All go to Hell (Detroit) 1242901650950 Anonymous: anywhere in the US is hell....but then so is anywhere in the middle east...or africa...or... 1242909228106 (show all comments) Anonymous: shrooms grow well on bullshit 1244418652181 Anonymous: Shrooms make it more believable 1262775064984 Wr104Gamma: HAHAHAH your substrate is illogical P. Cubensis Amazonian 1263603979278 Warg: The Bible does nothing for me unless these mushrooms can send me to Saturn. Only then is this Bible useful. 1270786334710 Anonymous: The bible is good for something finally!! 1270792610916 Lunchbox: @1103 No, they are mushrooms 1270944657870 Anonymous: good! now put some diced onions into a pan with hot butter and cut this bible into small pieces, let it sizzel for 5 minutes and then ad a few eggs. salt, petter, garlic and ready is your biblical omlett. 1271445743411 Anonymous: Looks like someone pulled it out of there ass. Put it back in there where it belongs. 1274285989995 wank hank: the bible - givin you a hellofa trip since 1000 years 1277800992664 Anonymous: GOOD JOB !!! 1280054095687 Wr104Gamma: They should turn to the page about mana from heaven and eat it 1280464521619 Anonymous: Chaaaaaaa shroooms 1280469310312 Anonymous: hmmm they look like blue ringers nom nom nom!!! 1280979678840 Anon_Казак: It has been called a living book 1289510145117 BnSneky: mushrooms..............nice, i could believe it then 1289510450640 jeffcruzzz: wow usefulness! 1289711436992 MrPerspective: WARNING : this stuff may cause hallucinations, delirium and erratic behavior. 1308535910295 Anonymous: psychedelic cubensis mushrooms, this pic is from about 8 yrs ago. its on a hemp bible ofc, sotheyll grow. Props roger. 1309035403457 Nick4OneLove: This is from RogerRabbit over at the Shroomery! He is the undisputed king of shroom cultivation. 1312533335233 Anonymous: Koranz, u next 1312602591223 Anonymous: grow mushrooms = aquire profit 1312625226869 Flarp: Eat bible. Have religious experience. 1312625387833 Anonymous: shit, this bible is full of magic, i believe from now on 1318539272594 Anonymous: Cubensis trumps religion 1326770785313 Anonymous: LOL hentai bible! 1340648313712 Itzcuintle: Those shrooms are coprofags! They grow on shit, which explains this pic. 1340840431419 Anonymous: Clearly this is the will of God that we might eat the penis mushroom and hear colors. 1342155534309 ay-waiwai: I bet the satan-worshiping Talmud-Jews did that ! 1342166502149 Cae211: Hallucinogenic mushrooms Hallucinogenic book fits the profile 1342172232701 Anonymous: übelst dafeid 1342189362687 Anonymous: Maul halten du widerliche Fotze 1342189417149 Anonymous: fick dei katz 1342189460818 MadNiggerish: halt dein Gesicht Jude Schwuchtel 1342189484609 Anonymous: Lol... Fucked up German... Blamier dich ruhig weiter, du verschmutztes Vieh 1342189666879 MadNiggerish: Sie Blamier ständig, in den Ofen mit Ihnen Jude 1342189756525 Anonymous: Lol you are just Top dumb... Und dein google Übersetzer funktionier nicht... Schwanzlutscher 1342189850128 derpoxyderp: ihr klingt wie untermenschen, was ist das ? yiddish ? achtet auf die rechtschreibung 1342220390867 Anonymous: WHAT?? No christians burning down embassies? 1359133871325 pepe64: WHAT?? No christians burning down embassies?? 1359135451892 hello pepe: that's what happens to anything that pepe64 touched with his infectous dick!! how would i know? well, everyone in our gay community is getting penis and butthole mushromms since pepe64 has joined us!! 1359136973635 pepe64: ^No riots? No demands for limitations on free speech? No demands for blasphemy laws? Those x-ians are far too peaceful 1359137712727 Anonymous: It is a stupid book written by stupid people for the stupid people. Amen. 1359153272954 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: Nanomachines itzcuintle NigerNiggerEater NorwayJunkie ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/9979/Religion_bible

SPOILER: Jesus dies

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Source: WEB / ircimages URL: http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/5/a/5a09ace3940c0e36e6617cd161bb51f2.jpg Info: JPG, 43 Kbytes (500x400) Added by: bandaid (Jul 27, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse BuggerChan: I thought it was "Jeebus." 1252149602421 ::::::::::::::::::::: ^^^ you thought wrong you fucking idiot 1252216205203 Pyro: Leave Bugger alone...I thought it was Jeebus too 1252217046969 Anonymous: *****Plot Spoiler***** Jesus only cast Feign Death 1252218030446 Pyro: ^ Clever move 1252219908603 jackfrosty: Jeebus and his cleverness... hes probably famous... 1252223350987 jackfrosty: Re: 5203... FACE... PAAAALM. 1252223431478 Jessica: I jumped to the ending. Everything goes up in flames. The earth and everyhting on it.... PYRO!!!!!!! 1252223626859 BuggerChan: @::::::::::::: sensative much? Cool user name btw, unless your finger slipped. 1252790732281 brutalninja: HA! 1252835420664 roflz: I can't believe you ruined it for me. 1253073586454 Pyro: @ Jessica I THOUGHT EVERYONE LOVES FIRE 1253073828672 Pyro MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1253074016271 circusmnkee: Thanks for ruining it. 1263594033661 (show all comments) DrZoidberg: Jesus? The guy that does the landscaping? 1263601387135 Spleen: nooooooooooo..........not jesus!!!!!!!! whyyyyyyyyyyy!?!? *sob!* 1263602031922 Gotteskrieger: he dies indeed but you'll never guess HOW HAHAHAHAHAHA until you actually READ IT MUAHAHAHAHAHA HEE-HEE-HEEEEEE!!!! 1300498681295 MrPerspective: ^ He gets killed by Snape with Avada Kedavra in [Hallows Ch26, verse 112]. Col. Mustard was innocent all along. }:-) 1300504038490 MrPerspective: According to the Koran, Jesus didn't die, it was a stunt double. Srsly, I'm not kidding you! 1300504158740 Pastafarian: FSM says Jesus didn't exsist and the bibles full of shit. You should listen to him. He does have some rather large meaty balls. 1300525271283 MrPerspective: ^ I'd lick them with sauce. I'm not gay, just getting hungry, it's almost dinner time. ;-) BTW, large balls are overrated: look what Lance Armstrong accomplished with just one. (~_^) 1300548875574 MrPerspective: ^^ Now I've got a problem : see, there's all these Holy Books that hold the One Truth, but they keep contradicting each other., Dang, I dunno WHICH One & Only God to believe and follow. (Ah well, I'll think about it over a nice serving of noodles.) 1300549013854 BnSneky: really 1300549297133 Pastafarian: Remember. FSM is the only religion to follow. Sorry pyro you dont get to burn anything in it though. Burn the other religions books if you like... 1300603055680 MrPerspective: ^ Yeah, man, please don't burn the pasta! I so love them al dente... :-/ 1300689888868 Rule Britannia: According to the Quran, a gay U.S. special force called "Kill Team" raped the shit out of Muhammad the pig prophet. 1301094912742 Anonymous: *Plot Spoiler* Jews aren't the 'Chosen People', but instead the 'Synagogue of Satan'... Nordic and Faelid anthrpological phenotypes are the real chosen 1301101197539 MrPerspective: ^^ [leafs over frantically] Where does it say that? I see no mention in my Wikisource® official version. 1301285118883 Rule Britannia: ^ "muh-muh-muh-wikisource-yaddayadda..." >>because you're a gay yank, that's why. 1302220512464 Anonymous: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1302266167632 MrPerspective: ^^ Didn't ask WHY, I asked WHERE. You fagrabs should learn proper english already! 1302394924806 Twinchlian: Rule Britannia is right on this one - but this is only in the Anglical Church's official version of the book. (Allthough scripture is supported by other apocrypha.) 1302482392550 MAELSTHUR 1302538523157 Anonymous: The devil did it 1302544900422 Mianus: Damn it! I hadnt got that fuckin far yet.... 1302658939934 MrPerspective 1302840813286 Anonymous ^ If you believe theat you'll believe anything... 1328203551986 Anonymous: selfpity jellyperson on bonecrosstructure forgives by facepalming, is nice 1328203622793 Anonymous: ^ u jelly? 1328203673415 Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGZ682tRXkI 1331261021672 Anonymous: "The Jews did it" 1337054627243 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: GibblesNBits belasco MrPerspective Aganonymous ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/37025/SPOILER:_Jesus_dies

A BETTER BIBLE: Don't be a dick.-God

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.somethingofthatilk.com/comics/39.jpg Info: JPG, 128 Kbytes (724x579) Added by: zerosumgame (Nov 26, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Rorix: Nice summary, bro 1291165337346 Jesus: I approve 1291167424364 dogpig: Well that makes it a helluvalot more clear! 1291167872370 Father Dickenballs: God should take his own advice. 1291171882809 crackerkiller5: praise science 1291173573224 Munster: Andy Dick?... or Dick Tracy?... 1291304438206 Weed: ...or my army of Etiquette Ninjas will have their way with you. 1291306221335 Munster: ... be a pussy... 1291374191843 BnSneky: be a cunt 1291374293453 Limerick: God fucking hates detectives. 1291381990642 Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_htqDCP-s 1291402330692 Gottesackerpflüger: and to the pope: don’t try to be MY dick. - God 1291664831146 Lickathesplit: Nope, still not convinced !!! 1292519974664 Jesus: be anonymous 1292525581545 (show all comments) Trollzwin: Mr. Pope... stop pretending to be god 1292635014781 MrPerspective: Easy to read even for the uneducated. WIN. 1299613342577 Anonymous: well said. i know this is off topic but i piss blood when i shit. do you think it's the stigmata? 1299692431825 uriar: rabi akiva stated long ago that "love your neighbor" is the whole bible in short 1299692866355 Anonymous: a simpler qur'an "be a cunt to EVERYONE!!!" 1299784423402 Anonymous: mmm still no help with my anal bleeding. it really hurts and i've had to change the shitter twice. 1299801885731 MrPerspective: 1825 , Jesus didn't get any nails in the dick (officially1). Your stigmata must cum from another religion's man-god. Ever read Tome 1 of the Commander series? 1299841395794 MrPerspective: ^ Oops! That series was only published in french. My bad. Book 1 was about a Bronx zombie with 7 cursed daggers in "special places" keeping its undead soul nailed to the rotting flesh. 1299841652308 precious: god is the biggest dick with the biggest dick right after me 1299842611406 Anonymous: my dick?? it's fine, it's the gusher blasting out my arse that has me freaked. it's of biblical proportions. 1299906722521 Cuntfux: Best Bible yet 1299935608733 Alkarnur: < An even better bible: "Don't be a pussy." or "Don't be an asshole." or "Thou shalt not gay." 1299947589408 MrPerspective: Talk to me, 2521. What happened? Tried to goatse, and parted the Red Sea? "Paging Dr House. Dr House to Proctology." 1300080484515 Anonymous: 4515 i think i may have made it worse. i watch the devils last night, ken russel film. anyway the nuns had a religous experience with a wax candle. so i tried to plug the leak so to speak. i think it was too large becuase now there's more blood and my farts feel like a light breese. 1300152151473 MrPerspective: ^ One word, man: CONSULT. You need to have a proper examination down there. Let a Doctor look at it. Though I expect it's just an anal fissure or a hemorrhoid. But take it seriously, might be giving you anemia... for starters! Never a good idea to let a bleeding unchecked. 1300257484309 MrPerspective: The Atheist's Bible : "Don't be a bigot" :-) 1300358779199 4309: thanks. i've been meaning too. i'm trolling a bit the the bleeding true. i have been feeling more fatigued over the last few months. 1300420935871 Anonymous: ... and furthermore it's pretty scary taking a shit and seeing deep red water in the bowl :( 1300421017954 Anonymous: My bible. 1300435158417 Choko: you too, God. 1300435687723 Anonymous: bleed guy. it occurs to me that everything got f**ked up when people made a religon out of it and took it all way to seriously. surely the message of these stories is don't be a dick. simple. i think this is obvious and inherent though. deep down you know when something isn't right. 1300509439389 Anonymous: bumoy bumpy 1300760443913 Anonymous: nice!!! 1335026456237 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: MrPerspective ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/158340/A_BETTER_BIBLE:_Don't_be_a_dick.-God

If god does not exist then how did he write the bible?

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