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77 WAYS TO SAY NO TO WEED & STILL BE COOL

weed (325) , no (17) , cool (22) , howto (118)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1271977246751.png Info: PNG, 181 Kbytes (908x1241) Added by: c4c (Apr 23, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: why are none of them cool? 1272318485886 veranet: where's "no i'm a lame fag" 1272320152604 BasementKing: ^^Because they came from the man. Although to be fair, I've never heard the "days that end in y" one. 1272327331806 Furore23: "No thanks, I'm tripping balls". 1274040258646 SickNote: Dont smoke weed its a niggers drug! 1274040458392 Anonymous: No, it jars with my cocaine 1274040526257 burstlung: no thanks, i might get kicked off the math team (phew! managed to maintain my street cred) 1274062909759 slikwilly: no, I don't want to smoke your weed..... cuz mines better 1274066898987 Warg: No. I gotta be sober when I fight crime. The city needs Badger Boy... 1274074797896 Anonymous: "No, not enough pcp soaked into it" 1274105586193 Legion: "are you crazy?!? That's Pyros' weed!!!" 1274110240417 GrYm: Why say no to weed in the first place :? 1274178047586 Anonymous: whoever wrote this................................ fuck u looser. Fail if it was sposed to be funny to 1274189336661 Anonymous: I'm sorry....."say no to weed"? Why? 1274189461500 (show all comments) Anonymous: "No, I only smoke sausage." #27 BAM 1274195337760 Anonymous: fuck you. why? 1274214080819 Anonymous: and ALL OF THEM are lame. not the first one, the first one was kol 1274214128675 NigBickDigger: 27. No I only smoke sausage LMAAAOOOOOOOO 1274214529827 Anonymous: Ill say slow for you, nooooo... very cool... 1274215151863 Anonymous: Good way to get punched 1274663825341 Hitman_47: why would you say no to weed? 1274697942442 shooptrooper: fail you dont smoke weed to be cool unless your a faggot that thinks your cool i smoke coz i love to chill with mates eat everything and laaugh at death even harder 1274700793514 Pyro: You give me ANY of those smartass answers and imma punch u in your preppy fuckin teeth 1274700840617 Anonymous: "everybody is smokin weed, Im going to the opposite way, to look cool" you're gonna end your days alone in a dark cold place 1275035699172 ANNONAMOOSE: i love this 80's propeganda. lmao funniest shit ive seen all day XD 1277154947324 Furore23: ^ Then check this out: http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/473-top-11-drug-psas. 1277215222697 Anonymous: I so want to kill who wrote this.. so want.. oh w8.. hes already dead on the inside 1277222870828 the7rafe7: @pyro ikr 1278909241224 Pyro: ^ Hell yeah if u dont want any just say "nah im good man" if u dont smoke tell me "i dont smoke man" I WILL NOT HATE YOU I UNDERSTAND But if u say something like that smartass shit after i offer you MY happy herb, you will get bodily harm 1279013256449 Pyro: And possibly a broken nose 1279768732526 Anonymous: Which one of those responses was "cool"? 1279769090279 Punonymous: most of these are about being a complete dick. "No, I don't want your life." 1281712278615 Anonymous: 77 ways to say no someone's generosity that will get you knocked the fuck out 1281716482431 Anonymous: How is number 42 even a reply. Youll sound like youre already high 1282528806987 fingerofdoom: dumbest post ive seen. go fuck yourself 1282531862955 Jesus: ^im guessing it was posted as a joke...but i must agree sir 1282532835982 Limerick: Anti-drug campaign has gotten . . . offensive. 1282536257668 i mad: this is possibly the gayest shit ive ever read. ever. 1285853524175 Anonymous: If they don't accept a plain "no" then *they* aren't cool. 1285904814485 Anonymous: there is no such way, smoke the shit and love it 1285904899701 Anonymous: ill end my days in heroin so fuck off weed and heroin rule life 1285905016619 Flarp: What makes any of these people think they were cool in the first place? Smear campaigns and bullshit stories about drugs certainly are not cool. There's nothing wrong with choosing not to use. But to infringe, or interfere with someone else that wishes to use, is seriously fucked up. 1285916670749 Anonymous: 75 no's+one yes 1286068131717 CaptainSmackfap: Why would anyone say no to weed? 1286076123201 CuntStomper: 27 hahahaha 1287259294577 FLArp: c4c are you anti-pot? 1287303132955 Anonymous: hey man, scared go to church 1287362589487 Anonymous: do I look like a fucking rasta nigger? N.O. 1287367643537 Anonymous: "not tonight, I have a headache"??? when i have a headache, i smoke weed and it's gone 1287367703523 George: You can't say no to weed and still be cool. 1287529817218 Anonymous: Pot makes you lazy and stupid. It's better to drink and be violent and stupid, it's way more fun! 1287533098753 FLArp: Pot doesn't make you anything but high. If you're lazy, and stupid, chances are your're just lazy and stupid and looking for a scapegoat. 1287545065829 Anonymous: No I'm already high on mescaline 1287576304875 Weed: What? Saying no to weed is like saying yes to Hitler- and not even Hitler said no when somebody offered him perfectly good weed. That's just bad f*cking manners. Yes, you're worse than Hitler. Why don't you just go kill yourself? 1288914830936 Leashedhate: Hmmm, just don't be a faggot? 1288916472756 darkwingduck421: pass the blunt u newfag bitch. hows that. wuts the question? 1289985387405 Anonymous: how about one way to waste everyones time and be a general duchebag 1291691612668 Disruptive: Whats the big deal with weed? I would so much rather b around a pot head than a drunk any day. Pot heads dont piss themselfs and act like douche bags. Smoke weed all you want. Drinking is for losers. 1291698645626 Munster: I agreed... stop fuckin whining about it and pass the joint... 1291707796381 chrud: lolwut? 1295164435336 Funch: if you' 1295404662769 Funch: if you're talking to your weed, you're prob already baked. 1295404705124 Anonymous: John Lennon sez " YES is the answer..." 1295404754414 avaL: No. 1295404771554 Anonymous: @ you only say that so your daddy won't beat you. 1295408846233 Anonymous: 27. When you see it, you'll shit brix. 1295409110521 Gypsygreen: Smoking canna is as common as drinking coffee in my family. My 2 teenage sons and i smoke up every night after dinner. 1295426324757 Anonymous: hey you wana smoke some pot? sorry no, iam actully straight. 1295500664766 DDT: I love 54. 'My parents did and they had a retard for a child.' 1295785370995 DarwinFuckUSA: No thanks, i have my own production. 1295785707273 Alkarnur: << How about this way to say no to weed: "Why don't you go home and fuck yourself you pathetic piece of shit! How fucking unhappy and miserable do you have to be to consider getting high!? whether it's getting wasted on alcohol or stoned on drugs doesn't matter." Does that seem cool enough for you? Is it a good way of putting it? 1295801338512 aval: ^Cool story bro. 1295801359255 Alkarnur: ^ Oh, and I forgot to say "weak", "how fucking unhappy, miserable and WEAK do you have to be..." 1295801609712 TinFoilHatGuy: are you in FSU, Alkanrnur, 'cuz that is the "party line" 1295801727165 Alkarnur: ^ What's FSU? Anyways, just FYI, I'm a light alcohol drinker, never got drunk or passed out. And drugs aren't even funny. 1295832095757 Anonymous: FSU is a straightedge gang a.k.a FuckShitUp. They are HARDCORE and I don't want to fuck with them. Period. 1295832194749 Anonymous: 77? Thats a wierd number to stop at... All of those "cool ways" are pretty aggressive and condecending. Its maybe trying to make a "dont do drug" message but itsalso advocating for being ignorant and blunt. 1296469089822 antigod: no thanks .. pussy is better :D 1296488278342 antigod: more like 77 ways for women to deny you sex 1296491928236 Anonymous: 63 and 73 give u an idea as to who wrote it 1310842590145 Anonymous: oops i meant 63 and 76 1310842802618 ANonymoUS: ^we don't give a fuck anyway 1310842853873 Gantzkas: Not cool, just fucking gay. 1318519160698 Stalker: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 1318519328191 TinFoilHatGuy: has anyone else seen the research that points toward heavy marijuana consumption leading to higher estrogen levels and growth of pectoral fat deposits? just sayin'... 1318519565400 NorwayJunkie: "No thank you I've moved on to much harder drugs" 1318537153867 Zombeh: Yes. 1318545580844 koda12: i always say #2. but i always get introuble for looking high and ive never smoked in my life 1318563582809 Funk247: why would you want to say no to weed? this concept is alien to me. 1327964752457 trashit: OK mom, but I still need those 50 $. 1328020802354 Hughbie: well that's 77 too many... 1328021752684 lust: "I might get kicked off the meth team" 1328548365544 Anonymous: lulz no one wants to be cool in that way 1328672771307 Anonymous: no, I've got places to go and places to be 1328819895906 Anonymous: dr ron paul says end the war on drugs 1329287395869 Anonymous: ok go a million ways 1329287442525 Anonymous: Does it make you un-cool if you just say: "No tnx" ? 1329403090416 Anonymous: Nothing is wrong with weed, what idiot classified it as a drug in the first place? 1331245592105 Anonymous: no i prefer the addictive drugs doctors prescribe better> woulda been a good one 1331261176594 adumbale: why the fuck would i say no to weed? i love weed 1331377864243 Anonymous: Shhhh! More for the rest of us! 1342932341808 Anonymous: How about a "77 ways to say no to the man's agenda and still be allowed to coexist freely" poster? 1342941916437 metalfan420: Well that was gay 1399771148778 Anonymous: ridiculous...so many potheads get mad instead of staying chilled. lmfao. lowincome = low iq= cheap drugs + TV for the gentile. i dont even pay attention too such punks...no reason to have an answer for them. ""1275035699172 : "everybody is smokin weed, Im going to the opposite way, to look cool" you're gonna end your days alone in a dark cold place."" i assume he also would smoke dick for not st 1593543754658 Anonymous: 77 ways to say "It's STiLL illegal under U.S. Federal law!" 1593553025817 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 3 (last: metalfan420 Poopalotacus kingkilo6 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/115631/77_WAYS_TO_SAY_NO_TO_WEED_&_STILL_BE_COOL

Instructions: Nusrsing Baby

nursing (2) , baby (246) , howto (118)

Source: WEB / apina URL: http://apina.nwpshost.com/full/9794.jpg Info: JPG, 69 Kbytes (400x400) Added by: Anonymous (May 15, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: wat? why not? 1273951172377 BasementKing: ^Because it might bite. 1273953306186 Warg: ^baby has no teef. you're okay. 1273988820618 pocket: its ok to nurse a baby like that, just as long as its not floppy. 1274016211917 Synonymous: ^ you got a sick mind pocket 1274040330101 BasementKing: @Warg: lolzk. Gums still hurt 1274067041101 0101101010: ^ yeah, they hurt real good 1276357114386 MJ: you´re all ignorants uuiieeu 1276541150754 Anonymous: you gotta get them at the bottle stage b4 or after teething so they just suck not bite 1276548410448 Anonymous: Yuck 1277595305388 jormunsai: Holy fuck that is one happy dude. 1277597499170 crackerkiller5: i thought c4c said no more cp? 1277600720709 devshade: Baby sucking dick: Yes. Wrestling with Baby: No. 1277608954344 Anonymous: ahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhaa 1277744906822 (show all comments) KillitWithFire: Awwww how caring the dad is. 1277746822821 Anonymous: i'm 12, whats this? 1278462882382 Anonymous: they should both be labled yes 1278463066437 Nickeh43: Wrong kind of milk, sir 1278655224537 yuno44907: Idiots, cum is realy healthy and eatable. Didnt you test it? I am serious. 1281224534930 Anonymous: lmfao ... soooo wrong 1281379027507 GMS: beautiful! 1281379062307 DoucheDrill: Fits like a glove 1281379117242 GMS: a tight mitten.. 1281379171721 DoucheDrill: to keep my finger warm!!! 1281379291887 Anonymouse: why should women get all the fun? 1281390578742 spirito: Au charlie bit me again and it hurts 1281442915413 ex: mmmm 1285438780541 YuLiekPicturz: Pedobear does not aprove 1285440843136 chrud: one of 'em's doin it wrong... 1294695033856 Anonymous: Typical instruction for stupid americans. 1295734759160 Anonymous: Wonder if a baby would actually suck me off??? 1295750962760 Anonymous: ^ Never know till you try 1295753209729 veranet: ^^Pics or it didn't happen 1295798016230 Hellcat1138: WARNING WARNING WILL ROBINSON AMERICUNT TROLLS ATTACKING WARNING 1295804946974 Anonymous: Why not? 1297123340214 ToolShed: Why would this ever have to be explained...hahahahahaha and why this way.. some one had to have done this 1297123384888 ToolShed: no hairy man can give your baby "milk" thats a warning 1297123453672 GridLocK: the fucked up thing is you just know this happened somewhere 1297123479567 Anonymous: ^ If I had a baby I'd try it. As long as it was a girl, because I'm not a fag! 1297128068280 GibblesNBits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OkcucXIuVI 1297128369514 Anonymous: hahahaha!! Thats horrible! LOLOL! 1297131861487 DogPig: Perhaps babe needed some extra protein. 1297133726950 MACKY83: Fucking newfags! It means you have to shave your chest first! 1297135080116 Anonymous: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 1298404869383 Anonymous: babies might like that. maybe we can be conditioned to like anything. 1309098567126 Anonymous: UGLY AND NOT FUNNY 1309104054992 Holland::::: Hoe dichter bij de nul, hoe strakker om de lul 1309195026614 Banshee5: Jakkes, Das toch niet mijn motto hoor! 1309195334374 Anonymous: This is how Chuck Norris was raised. 1309200708294 Twinchlian: It is the most classic of "hypothetical" pedo-questions: The sucking-reflex of a child less than 3 months... is it child abuse when the child will never remember and feels quite comfortable and safe sucking on dads slong? 1309238243334 Anonymous: Goddamned Republicans. 1316360682445 BnSneky: oh my 1316363013592 The Internet: OMG THAT'S DISGUSTING! 1316364590242 Anonymous: Isn't it the same thing? 1316367945781 /unsee: That's so INFINITELY WRONG! ... And Stewy Griffin is having flashbacks. 1316730240472 Anonymous: Use Honey 1st 1331478955230 Anonymous: the sweet power!kkkkkkkkkkkkkk 1333745847751 Rapeypete: These are usually funny, this one is a little too far though. 1333753588833 El Capitan: I don't get it. Protein is protein. 1333766902738 Anonymous: uuuuuuuuuuuuuu sick fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks 1366083685801 djh123: you must be new here ^ LMFAO 1366085127903 Anonymous: "i look after my kids!" 1366110130118 nepi: start them in nappies, no need for sooothers 1539573853818 Quantum69: Fucking LOL! 1539590289653 VaginaLips: Cum is good for baby-lots of vitamins. 1555054600727 Anonymous: Maybe she should get the same. The child needs to be taken away 1592619157327 Anonymous: Hey WTF HAPPENED TO LIKE, HALF THE IMAGES PLOX? 1592689586578 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 9 (last: VaginaLips Lococheesypizza aPPLEkACK Quantum69 pepe64 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/125252/Instructions:_Nusrsing_Baby

I Finally Figured it out!

printscreen (2) , howto (118)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t34/ehicks07/confused.jpg Info: JPG, 153 Kbytes (1024x768) Added by: *.wildblue.net (Dec 20, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: so THAT'S what that damn button does! 1261344298852 aNOMynous: yes, you can paste a printscreen of MS Paint into MS Paint so you can paint MS Paint in MS Paint... 1261433167440 jamieninjasun: retard! 1262864049621 Anonymous: if you don't everyone you work with to see your pr0nz in your screenshots, use ALT+prtscrn. This will take a shot of only the currently selected window. And just like any other clipboard item, you can paste it into Word, Outlook, etc. Not just paint. 1262880083453 Squirrely1: Gadwin print screen is what I use...It i free... 1262882604113 themadhatter666: <<<<what a dumbass 1263120736755 Anonymous: ^^^^ Definately 1263239688677 FrigMcCrevasse: No fucking shit, windows n00bz. 1264050945236 Hughbie: well...it seems everyday a noob learns something amazing....and here we have proof....just a pity the noob is a knob... 1264059953402 unicr0n: fuckin newfags cant prntscrn! 1264619496104 Anonymous: i neva knew that! 1281306896114 Anonymous: now all that pr0n you couldn't drag to your desktop, you can haz! 1281307025267 ElCapitan: a newfag born everyday 1281310085777 Mesmerus: Wow! He's a genius!! 1281367376783 (show all comments) Anonymous: cmd shift 3 1291135371391 Cheesecake: Brilliant 1297506712673 balder: @hemadhatter666 hahahahaha! 1297641611327 Quadra: Welcome to Computers 101 1297789130339 Breaker: SnagIt! 1297799944774 Anonymous: Windows... meh. Not impressed. 1529737227365 John135: ...and if you a program to auto-save on each button press (Gadwin PrintScreen), comes in very handy ;) 1578442232526 1: A good solution if it sticks to purpose, public finance. A risk if it treads into private finance, commercial territory. Gepsd proposed one page public finance (Public Bank) model. https://oregoniansforastatebank.org/ 1581188942158 1: buy cialis tadalafil generic cialis available is there a generic cialis 1590042309796 Anonymous: Perfectly describes the average winblows user who takes it in the ass by Bill Gates 1590098114579 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/76200/I_Finally_Figured_it_out!

Ruin Life Tactics - Here is a tutorial on ways to ruin someone's life.

troll (238) , life (63) , howto (118)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1326902834700.jpg Info: JPG, 671 Kbytes (936x4798) Added by: ManWhore (Jan 18, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse halfmast: tl;dr but first! 1326955539872 Moongrim: Typical Republican "honest" tactics. 1326982082610 Anonymous: the tampoons could possibly be used as vengence against some anoying bitch. get the samples, dunk it in something irritating, seal the box, drop it off in her mail box 1334247951270 BittyTitty: I have done many of these numerous times. Not at all ashamed. 1334284129859 huck1944: why would you want to ruin someones life 1389192657443 Anonymous: Supposed to give someone a hard time, not fucking ruin it. "If you tolerate this, your children will be next." (English proverb) 1389196662173 Anonymous: YOu forgot the one where you ring the police and tell them you saw a car, reg number XXXXX, parked outside a school, driver giving away sweets. 1389236042259 Anonamatrix: The crime tip works. Make anon call to cops and tell them you seen somebody in their driveway waving a gun around. SWAT will show up and wreck the house. Been there, done that. LULZ! 1389271881169 Anonymous: ^you are soooo tough then....limp dick faggot.... 1389272816775 helloo: ok guys 1422012062979 Anonymous: ^ ok guys what? 1422018607397 Anonymous: Ok guys. 1424928414431 Anonymous: "Tactics" eh? there is nothing her that the average afternoon daydreamer couldnt come up with in , say 5 mins? 1424990756925 Anonymous: the average afternoon daydreamer could come up with a LOT worse 1427302004817 (show all comments) djh123: ^ what this thing said. 1427305342288 Anonymous: hi there 1541774687298 Anonymous: Got a problem with this man in france, his phone number is 0493855932 1541774744892 Anonymous: what did pour Charles Salotti do to you? 1541801032559 Anonymous: 8 1571865933280 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: djh123 ) , hated by 1 (last: Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/201853/Ruin_Life_Tactics_-_Here_is_a_tutorial_on_ways_to_ruin_someone's_life.

Lifting baby, Nursing Baby, Testing Baby's Bottle, Feeding Baby

baby (246) , howto (118) , nursing (2) , instructions (14)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1234566758090.jpg Info: JPG, 340 Kbytes (900x1576) Added by: *.verizon.net (Feb 14, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Phire: Awesome Picture, I lol'd 1256157567646 Anonymous: hahah! whatever...I made with my nephew was baby xD good pic funny 1256158300296 Randy: Fun games for baby. Chess - wrong lololololololololololol 1256159598392 Anonymous: Don't forget about unicorn piss 1256181459316 Randy: ^Don't forget me buttsexing your mom . ARRRGGGGHHH ohhhh. 1256182294984 Anonymous: haha thats some funny shit 1256275199298 Grave: thanks~ 1277376102519 sqwrrl: That guy in the bottom right corner would have been me a few months ago. 1277377704486 Snork: Fish tank good for cleaning baby too. 1277384250374 Anonymous: All good advice, thanks... um, *. 1277385694655 yuno44907: İdiots, sperm is realy healthy. I am eats it always. Taste like egg, not chicken. 1281224396237 ElAhrairah: Wow... this was obviously made on opposite day. 1305868829106 MrPerspective: Wow, this is SO useful for parents everywhere!... XD 1311139717915 arrogantgirl: mhhh..i'm doin' it wrong :D 1311437204609 (show all comments) Captngeetch: They should hand this out with the discharge papers at every hospital after a birth 1311437613881 Jesus: Ftw...!! 1311445119789 Hughbie: What a fantastically helpful article. And to think I was just about to chuck him in with the towels... 1330737332929 The Original Spoon: OP is win. 1330817032430 Lavalancer: If your father had fapped instead, you wouldn't be here. 1336097516359 Anonymous: Cool story bro 1336135771982 Chicagosox23: lol at drying baby 1336161711569 Anonymous: Fun games for baby LOL 1336162618381 RubberG: Waking baby with an airhorn! LOLOLOL! 1336166027525 patrick42: So fucking funny 1336179608969 Anonymous: You left out Step One - Making Baby 1569573859807 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Jewelthief86 Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/1610/Lifting_baby,_Nursing_Baby,_Testing_Baby's_Bottle,_Feeding_Baby

How to Suicide* Quick and Painless it's not an hero if you do it this way.

poison (8) , suicide (93) , cyanide (1) , howto (118) , an hero (26) , info (382)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1265668009945.jpg Info: JPG, 169 Kbytes (500x700) Added by: Ixidor (Feb 8, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Pro Tip? Because you've certainly done this.... done it more than once.... done it so many times you could be called a pro.... oh wait..... 1265704337496 KarmaPickles: Save this for Colon cancer at 78. 1265707964432 Boreece: Probably has you writhing in pain for 30 minutes until you finally pass out... 1266273303106 iprobablyhateyou: ^try it and let us know 1266281968858 Redrocco: its fast and painless 1269614946360 Anonymous: I see what you did here.....conveniently left out the part about severe convulsing, pulmonary adema, and cardiac arrest...all of which you will be cognizant of before it kills you (after about 30 minutes of agonizing pain). Cruel much, OP? 1269616327392 Anonymous: PROTIP: To suicide, kill yourself until you dies. 1272987626441 pyrodice: OD on Chloroform. 1273043763472 darkwing duck 421: OD on failure that should do the trick 1273143414597 Anonymous: Yeah this works and is very painless as I tried it last night ;-) 1273145417243 Thrishka: OH thank you!!!!! ^^ now i have the control of my life.. and not that god they call.. HA!! 1274570958639 RobertPaulsin: or take a bunch of xanax and REALLY pass out 1277240649531 Charlotte: Yeah, not quite that easy to get it... 1277241689535 Moongrim: Jeez. And WHERE do I get the cyanide? Asphyxiation with refrigerant is still better. 1277245519800 (show all comments) Anonymous: Cause of alot of hospital death's actually. Saline and potassium IV drip bags look almost identical and many nurses who have worked too long of shifts have grabbed the wrong one. So next time you're in there and are told you have a saline drip for hydration... don't be embarassed to have them double-check if it's potassium... sad thing is nurses won't lose their license for doing it... 1277269635418 Grave: THANKS! 1277581481858 vengance: would rather jump off freeway over-pass thank you,and anyone who copies me is not an-hero , but same-fag instead! 1277582096573 Anonymous: And for Pudding we have a nice selection of Sorbets on offer. We would have cake too but that would make us Fucking Liars........ 1283893632743 Damn!: Pro-Tip: if you ditch the glass,....Right! So all you have to do, is struggle out of your stupor and through a haze of drowziness, lose the glass! All in 15-45 seconds! AndIcan run a marathon, in under 15 minutes... 1283978740887 Knome: pussies drink drain cleaner 1287180264329 FuckWhatUGonnaDo: How about some tips to get ssi? I've been looking for a early retirement. 1287199554420 Anonymous: A college buddy of mine - mentally ill chemistry major - did it this way. He knew exactly how much to take to keep himself in agony for a couple of days before he died. Creepy as fuck. Why would anyone WANT to suffer like that? 1299552233285 crazyassmofo: ^ he did 1299602644477 ivorylc: ^the question was why not who. 1305917246638 Ass fapperrr: ^Thanks captain obvious 1305919838568 Anonymous: ^no, thank you 1305920823132 Razor187: No thanks. I'll take a .45 to the head when it's time 1305921778390 Knome: still deteectable in autopsies....Only real men dink drain-o 1306038665134 Anonymous: i'm not taking suicide tips from someone who can't even use the correct "you're" 1306259754728 MrSandyNigger: *You're dead motherfucker. Atleast spell properly before killing yourself. 1307266160347 Anonymous: type Potassium cyanide on wikipedia. 1 gramm is way to little! 1308609964596 Buster Hymen: There's an * in line 1, but no explanation... btw, nm 1336423565323 Anonymous: What do you think about prozac suicide?? 1343411416809 Quantum69: How to suicide? Pick up a dangerous hobby, like bomb defusing or some shit 1343411471395 Anonymous: hi there 1343411520767 Mota: Potassium cyanide is difficult to come by. It's a very unpleasant death I hear too. 1343463306708 Anonymous: anyone who takes suicide tips off of chan4chan deserves to suffer 1343532442913 pepe64: Go to a mosque. Shout allah is a pig. Done! 1362170071647 Bite the Dust: if only i could get my hands on potassium cyanide and if it's truly painless.. 1474401710332 Anonymous: peacefully probably doesn't look like blood and foam coming out of your mouth and nose and ears, with bruising from hiting shit while having uncontrolled spasiums???s 1474411672833 Anonymous: ^exactly. cyanide poisining is like drowning in fresh air, gas and gulp as much as you like but the oxygen still will not tranfer into a usable medium within you blood - panic. confusion and then seizure, cadiac arrest as your heart pumps frantically while fruitlessly trying to distribute oxygen into your body, all the cells in your body"suffocate",after this series of horrific symptoms - you die. 1475167174293 Anonymous: Said to make every nerve ending feel like you are on fire. 1475366196404 snorristurlason: But if I kill myself, I'll never fuck that luscious black girl iin the deli 1475469440463 Anonymous: ^rape it, THEN kill yourself 1476645328539 ethelred: Trust me - I did it three times/ 1566352365456 snorristurlason: I can't - she's bigger than I am 1566352438818 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/90576/How_to_Suicide*_Quick_and_Painless_it's_not_an_hero_if_you_do_it_this_way.

4chan tutorial on anal sex

4chan (628) , anal (146) , howto (118)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1262370941146.png Info: PNG, 794 Kbytes (1200x1082) Added by: GuyNo7 (Jan 1, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Bassman: HAAA ha ha!! He said 'come across' !!! 1262820940225 Muchert:   ▲ 1263914100274 Muchert: ▲ ▲ 1263914124563 Lunchbox: YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH! 1263922158790 Anonymous: Instructions for anal sex: Only a fuckwit is interested in anal sex. Faeces and sex have nothing to do with one another. 1263923590368 Anonymous: ^^your mom likes it^^ 1263990294888 FallenForever: Of course ass goes to mouth! Never seen 2Girls1Cup? 1264004585538 Bassman: 90368 - what do you mean faeces and sex have nothing to do with each other. How do you have sex without poo? :S 1264021004945 Anonymous: anal is the best birth control not once have i gotten shit on me and i have it with my girl at least 3 times a week 1264056413193 Anonymouse: ^^ not good enough for her vagoo ey? 1264064907825 cogent: Miss 3 times a week is gonna be back in diapers a lot sooner than the rest of us! 1266109408954 Anonymous: 1263923590368 - If you get shit on you, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG 1266784392684 Anonymous: OTHER PARTS PL0x? 1271894302543 Anonymous:   ▲Newfags can't 1272993005946 (show all comments) Anonymous: ▲ ▲Triforce 1272993024209 Anonymous: where is the rest????? 1274284775251 Anonymous: moar!? 1275621537252 Anonymous: By Sam gamgee no doubt 1277228662381 Anonymous: young anals is the only holes i fuck 1277237666884 Furore23: If you have any interest whatsoever in anal sex, you're doing it wrong. 1277298387218 sandboxdriver: Ass to mouth? My boss' wife loves it. 1279820707978 Anonymous: I'd rather have shit on my dick, then her with a bun in the oven 1279820857332 Ass love: Some good info here. Clearly is an ass lover 1280967586279 Ulknudel: Face palm x 100 1366783757584 Anonymous: The Day Before (?)...how about 30 minutes before? 1366786682357 Anonymous: Simpler solution: Spit on it, rub that around the glans and slide it in while she sleeps. 1554061722534 Anonymous: teenager, young, point of view, big cock, big butt, close up, cunnilingus, doggystyle, european, natural tits, pussy, riding, shaved, swallow, tattoo 1554063400938 Anonymous: Big Tits, Creampie, MILF, Pornstar, POV, Threesome, Popular With Women, Interactive, Verified Models, Step Fantasy, Closed Captions, 1554063607681 ItzFares2: wut xd 1555781059432 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Inash08 erkling ) , hated by 1 (last: Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/79284/4chan_tutorial_on_anal_sex

GUIDE TO DRAWING THE BODY

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1281143577970.jpg Info: JPG, 653 Kbytes (1603x2713) Added by: Choadboy (Aug 7, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: I'm strangely drawn to this... 1281150229191 Anonymous: this is cool 1281314995342 Furore23: ^^ Then try again. 1330949553649 Anonymous: nah, this sucks balls 1357412463699 Anonymous: What, no how to draw boobs?! 1554503869914 ethelred: good stuff, helpful - where did you nick it from? 1554513593432 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/142433/GUIDE_TO_DRAWING_THE_BODY

To change all traffic lights at an intersection to red, do the following.

intersection (1) , semaphore (2) , lights (50) , hack (72) , howto (118)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1312217838533.jpg Info: JPG, 46 Kbytes (500x500) Added by: GibblesNBits (Aug 1, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse MrPerspective: "Problem, officer?" XD 1312230289648 Anonymous: .. I wonder if this works in Canada... I shall try tomorrow! :D 1312230367615 veranet: ^they have streets in canada? 1312246517177 nigel: As a IMSA Member I can guarantee that this is so false as to be ridicules. 1312247912471 Greyhoundpaul: ^^ they have a road. its the only one in canada. (lame south park refeence) 1312250473625 clownichter: Might need this at some point 1312346932654 MrPerspective: ^^ Sounds like Gibraltar. XD 1312347129295 djh123: why would you be walking in the first place??? 1312347483689 HWood: hey thanks for the info. I've secretly longed to be a traffic troll. wut? 1312389223111 Knome: for older systems..newer lights are eithe controled by a box or by thermal 1312393385595 ejchi: so the cops would get out of their car to press this code when they have sirens? 1312436636908 Anonymous: guns work better than red lights 1313535558434 Last_Resort: Tried this. Didn't work. What sort of timing is it for the short and long presses? 1313540744469 NotSoMuchAnonymous: Or, put one of the cars in the intersection into fire. It will be red, and traffic will stop. Simple.. 1327689825633 (show all comments) JosefFritzl: hahaha the troll looks like a jew. 1327690441509 InternetH8Machine: ^problem, goyim? 1327691852590 Anonymous: How to turn all green? 1327694018815 NotSoMuchAnonymous: ^ Cars?? Grass seeds and water!. 1327695316181 Anonymous: haha lol i gonna try this tomorrow i wonder if this works in hawaii 1360561030226 Greeft: ^ Yes, it even works on the moon. 1360624129672 nigel: lol trol if i ever herd one. just like if you flash your lights the intersection will change to green lol 1361508410917 nigel: push buttone only go in on 2 pins to the controler and will place a call on phases 2 4 6 8 only 1361508490241 Gorgonops: I think it turns red while you attempt that combination. LOL 1361576993801 nigel: trolls are out in force for this 1364012019140 blue42river: Do this work? 1375926042277 blue42river: I want to try it, but I'm scared to in case it actually works.... 1375926137279 Anonymous: This is absolute bullshit... 1376147904338 o_0: i'd try it this morning when walking across some roads to take bus, it'd turned orange when i still in the 2nd last step 1376413467236 Alkarnur: You know what would be funnier? Changing them all to green. 1376510341421 Anonymous: Stupid shit. There are no button where I live. 1445013458354 ethelred: I dreamed I tried this and a voice behind me said "Right mate, you're nicked" When I woke up I was in London. 1551084723240 Anonymous: Where I live there are no buttons to press. They're fully automatic. 1551120992668 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/183550/To_change_all_traffic_lights_at_an_intersection_to_red,_do_the_following.

How To Make Glue from MILK

howto (118) , diy (35) , milk (53) , glue (4)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://webpages.charter.net/xcatfoodx/1271507365763.jpg Info: JPG, 553 Kbytes (789x1024) Added by: Redrocco (Jul 21, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: can i add cum 1280485909853 Anonymous: You'll wanna go through all this bullshit, because glue is so expensive and all, and you probably use at least a gallon of it a day. 1280515304376 Anonymous: The last tiem I used glue was in Grade 2.. I think? 1280593241605 Anonymous: Or you could find yourself a nice video off of Pornhub and fap like there's no tomorrow. A few minutes later, there's your glue. 1284102667294 Anonymous: ▲ ▲ ▲ 1291236004594 YuLiekPicturz: ewtrwe 1291236014419 Weed: SPOOOON! 1291238434763 Anonymous: ▼ ▼ 1297577343162 Anonymous:   ▼ 1297577353303 user775: en mexico we call this "engrudo" 1297577423897 balder: ^ also can make it with flour! 1297577539190 Weed: I'd rather mix gasoline with styrofoam, thank you very much. 1297632511497 Focktor: and then put it all in your ass! 1297632785595 Anonymous: ill stick with glue made from ground up innocent farm animals, thank you very much. 1313539341550 (show all comments) MrPerspective: Unhygienix taught me how to make glue from his fresh fish. 1313543198409 Anonymous: Just buy some fucking glue for fucks sake. then you can sniff it as well to take you away from your deadshit boring life. 1404837447137 Anonymous: smells nice 1404940971501 Trailbiker: My friend in school did this but he sniffed it. Now he lays inside the earth, forever. Horizontal. 1404941039181 Anonymous: Good! I can stick a bunch of cows together! 1406109433107 ethelred: IT's much easier from flour. Neither are GLUE - just a water-based paste 1548683390289 Anonymous: Now do it in reverse! 1548981001711 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/138187/How_To_Make_Glue_from_MILK

EVERYONE: 1: copy links into google to watch unprotected security cameras

google (90) , camera (47) , hack (72) , howto (118) , advice (280)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1283299271944.jpg Info: JPG, 354 Kbytes (800x812) Added by: DeadSoul (Sep 1, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse uriar: security cams are boring. 1283637027941 Raptor Jesus: yeah, like I wont cause anything there by just watching.. unless there are some secret hidden cameras where the chicks change clothes 1283637209896 Grave: TITS or GTFO! 1283637302457 Jesus: You know whats alot easier than this? Live web cam stripping 1283659213443 hellion83: Old News Dumb Ass 1283667380116 privated1ck: great cams here...nude girls free! no kidding: http://www.myfreecams.com/?baf=2866269 1292226694605 Munster: Whoaaa... new site... great... 1292228054654 sumdumfuk: +1 pvtdick 1292237574155 Anonymous: naber 1457973331937 Anonymous: So, does it help if I put my camera in a condom? 1547988325975 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: honghavok ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/147760/EVERYONE:_1:_copy_links_into_google_to_watch_unprotected_security_cameras

chan4chan has some cookie issues - the chat is located on a different server so here's a way to log in without losing your balls

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/MegaBite/guide.JPG Info: JPG, 129 Kbytes (957x763) Added by: GibblesNBits (Jul 18, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse GibblesNBits: I put alot of work into this, so use it fuckers! lol 1310997973265 GibblesNBits: pay no attention to the url... ssshhhhh 1310997990347 Midgeinc: ^ Believable. I Lol'd 1311068759751 djh123: are there easier directions? lol 1311068799159 MegaBite: oh shush, girls can think fast, if i was to make a female version it would start with a shower :P 1311068902681 djh123: TL~~~~~~~DR 1417151382833 GibblesNBits: ok, retard form: click chat4chan.com in the bottom right corner, close all other windows but that new one, click logout, change it to chan4chan, put your name and password, login 1417383985557 Anonymous: .... nope didnt work z:P do i have to do this everytime X_X 1547753407410 Anonymous: Huh huh huh hmmm hmmmm mmmmmm 1547812191242 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Everdark ) , hated by 2 (last: horseguy leptoid ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/182459/chan4chan_has_some_cookie_issues_-_the_chat_is_located_on_a_different_server_so_ here's_a_way_to_log_in_without_losing_your_balls

IN THE EVENT OF A ZOMBIE ATTACK - 3 STEPS TO SURVIVING INFESTATION

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://reactorfire.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/2e4t8.jpg Info: JPG, 649 Kbytes (1280x1024) Added by: Pyro (Jan 22, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Pyro: Says do not incenerate....you guys are better off without me in this fight.....ill just be over here...NOT burning zombies...DONT LOOK 1264141325935 KarmaPickles: Ok, toe tag all zombie you've terminated. I'm all out of form 2BD tags (he said tossing the ones supplied) so fuck that. 1264143784893 Pyro: 1264215208745 santa: so thats how to do it hmmm 1264233347462 Anonymous: chain mail armor and knight armor. then just get a sword and go old school 1265179453174 Anonymous: the more you know 1268491399694 TotallyNasty: Acually just hours ago saw a Real zombie survival strategy by some scientists... It said the zombies needed to be killed immediately, nothing was more important than killing them because containment and evasion will fail with time... 1268574275905 Anonymous: Ah han haz manbargar? 1268586838293 Bat-man: find the first zombie kill hippies ,protestors with zombie love,and kill zombie.no spread until rosieo donell feeds off internet hate when she dies 1274688420619 Pancakesex: feed zombie pancakes, have sex with random stranger. porblem solved 1288792294557 /5: ^ True 1288792848976 Armistice: so much things to learn, such a small amount of time 1288808237845 Anonymous: let it happen 1290649513615 Anonymous: leave it to the government to put red tape on the zombie apocalypse 1298352723793 (show all comments) user775: 2033? 1298352983430 Anonymous: ^ No, 2012 is supposed to be the end of the world. 1318170797571 Anonymous: After bitten, remove victims teeth. 1318601499586 Anonymous: Does this work for SJW's? 1539004695115 Anonymous: Now if people were just prepared for REAL emergencies... 1539456382444 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/85620/IN_THE_EVENT_OF_A_ZOMBIE_ATTACK_-_3_STEPS_TO_SURVIVING_INFESTATION

Gravity Bong - version #2

gravity (8) , bong (43) , diagram (14) , howto (118)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://taimapedia.420chan.org/images/thumb/5/56/Gbong.jpg/300px-Gbong.jpg Info: JPG, 22 Kbytes (300x363) Added by: Pyro (Jan 22, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse KarmaPickles: I have a mission! Where you hit that, Pyro? I'm thinking 40 foot of tubing , 4 holes at top for tubing and happy guests staying in their chairs. Moocho Appresheauto 1264136573245 KarmaPickles: Unscrew the lid, duh. Studying it made me less re tarded. Crackerkilller, help me nigga rig this into a vaporizer. 1264136915496 Pyro: LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!1 1264136979870 iprobablyhateyou: if you didn't already know then you shouldn't be here 1264174949923 Anonymous: Been using these for about 12 years.. they are so hardcore. 1282587730220 Pyro: G-bomgs and Lungs oh wat a life 1282783247753 Flarp: This is so fucking stupid. You CANNOT smoke gravity :)) 1282795549846 Flarp: Fuck this kidding shit; isomerize. Use a vaporizor. If you use extract one hit is probablly about all you'll be able to retain voluntary muscle control for. And, try JWH-018 kids 1282795644547 Pyro: ^ Has experience 1283151899954 Anonymous: That's a simple Bucket-bong. Used them many times !! 1286355588414 Twinchlian: To advanced. Just make the pipe from aliminium foil. Shape it round the bottleopening, make sure you can take it on and off without ripping or tearing. Pierce it thouroughly with a needle or pin. Remember to burn the pipe a bit before the first time you use it - theres a lot of stuff in there you don't want to smoke. 1286362891202 Twinchlian: Cheapest way to keep high all day. Although don't disregard Flarp; it's hard on the lungs and all the cool people use vaporizer anyway. The bucket bong is frowned upon in polite drug-addict society. 1286363070173 Anonymous: nope, as Twinchlain wrote, use tinfoil instead. When done properly, it's the most economical way to smoke - nothing wasted, less 'product' used. And it's not harsh on the lungs. Use a 1.5L bottled-water bottle, cut a hole in the bottom. Sink the bottle up to the neck, then attach the foil top with 'product'. And make sure everything is crumbled first. Enjoy. 1286372400991 Anonymous: JWH will fuck your shit up if you use it chronically. Cereal. 1286374713497 (show all comments) Anonymous: woo lungs be awesome shit prefer a nice turbo though 1286390160583 Anonymous: it needs a one way check valve in the stem otherwise when you push down the bowl wil blow out 1286400637509 Twinchlian: foil-pipe or stem: you obviously need to start with the bottle immersed unless you want to waste your shit and look like a n00b. another classic FAIL is rushing that hit to much thus filling your mouth with disgusting pipewater. yuck. 1286402099182 Flarp: I used to carve the inside of an apple, load it up. Go for a walk, find a fine place to sit, smoke up. When I was done, knock out the yucky, and eat the apple :D 1286520804934 Anonymous: Ass water faggotry. 1530153102642 1: best online casino slot online online casino games online casino games online casino slots 1534778627251 1: best online casino slot online online casino slot online online casino slots 1538585656120 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/85589/Gravity_Bong_-_version_#2

How to Forecast Weather? WITHOUT GADGETS

weather (8) , forecast (1) , howto (118)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1300474964314.jpg Info: JPG, 613 Kbytes (1208x2579) Added by: Limerick (Mar 19, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Fatty: Poke yer head out the door works fer me. 1304302627146 Anonymous: Weather forecast stone (rope in some areas) is also good. 1529592247556 Anonymous: Down East Maine we use a chain. 1529626565253 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/171909/How_to_Forecast_Weather?_WITHOUT_GADGETS

How to get a teen-age boy & what to do with him when you get him

info (382) , pedo (205) , howto (118) , book (60) , women (377) , cougar (3)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2012/5/30/563a5278-00eb-48d1-a5d7-a7dcfeb96336_thumb.jpg Info: JPG, 142 Kbytes (610x998) Added by: mischievious (May 30, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: The original cougar 1338406604134 Zorro: Oh yeah baby! touch my penis in the elevator! 1338406648134 Queefly: Why is Cheryl Tiegs on the cover? 1338407567980 Smosh: ...written by some woman. Never fails. 1338415232606 sickfuck88: i got a teenage boy and i fucked him up the ass 1338758512172 Quantum69: ^Suuuuuuuure you did ;-) 1338758673206 Anonymous: Teenage boys usually have very tight and perfect assholes. Dont forget the donkeypunch. 1338762879764 SpaceBum: And, if it was a 35 or 40 year old man who puts out a book "how to get a teenage girl, and what to do with her when you get her"? See what would happen. lol 1356320361323 SpaceBum: ^^my bad, posted before I got the sauce. Thought Ellen was a cougar. She actually wrote love and sex guides in the 60's for teens. Stupid me. My point still stands about cougars though. 1356320695450 babyG: hello PediBear.. u hav milky milk for mee.. or cheecky sideface meats to cook ? 1358143824128 mommy: cussons the imperial leather 1358144114715 Tuun: Hit it 1358144169805 RealToyBoy: she loves u.. but ur penis is just too smol for er. 1358144607473 Anonymous: it happens...those MILFS love young dick...and I'm glad 1358145262832 (show all comments) TinFoilHatGuy: unfortunately for us young dicks UncleSam loves us too... 1358145851670 AbstractFool: tell her its just a butt plug-- 1358146202816 Anonymous: I suspect that this book has around one page - as if it's that hard to do 1358148041390 RhinoVirus 1359669927398 Anonymous: ^spaceburn i agree there would be shit flying in an older guy brought out a book about teen girls - double standards i guess. 1359675311994 Anonymous: Show him your tits and hes yours. 1363229060359 Anonymous: A few steps: have an accomplice, use chloroform and a blindfold, write the ransom note with newspaper cutouts, and arrange a place for the switch. 1366033592485 Anonymous: 'how to get a milf' perhaps?? 1380233080331 Anonymous: Call the parents. Demand ransom. If none is paid...you know what to do. 1380926126498 Anonymous: if this book was about oldeguy getting teen girl the author would be in jail. 1400031884147 Anonymous: Yes.., I want to know the secret ! 1413249398420 Anonymous: kinda looks like Jimmy saville. 1413316107198 Anonymous: Chapter 9: The burdizzo and how to operate it 1413619642825 Anonymous: Can I take notes ! 1416030160924 Anonymous: ^ No, faggots don't count as boys ! 1416039719612 Anonymous: Just bring one to me..Baby, I know what the fuck to do with him. Just bring him ! ! 1416076810227 Anonymous: This book was written to help teenage girls with relationships back in the day. Just read the amazon reviews. 1497691492810 Anonymous: ^Stop spoiling our fun with reality! 1497793434687 Pedobear 1529234037734 Anonymous: Remember “Twilight Moms”? 1529279904209 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 5 (last: workaholic pepe64 Furore23 Zorro RKB ) , hated by 1 (last: semenov ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/216034/How_to_get_a_teen-age_boy_&_what_to_do_with_him_when_you_get_him

How to make a shark from troll face

trollface (105) , shark (67) , drawing (170) , howto (118)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120321/640/daily_picdump_926_640_high_29.jpg Info: JPG, 44 Kbytes (250x951) Added by: MadNiggerish (Mar 22, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous 1333506333740 MrPerspective: Fuck you, *I* am a shark! No, wait... I'm Spartacus. 1333748672663 Anonymous: IM A DIIIICK SUCK MY SHAAAARK!!! 1333784196692 MrPerspective ^ exactly! 1334455822191 fiveby5: isn't #2 and #3 reversed? 1334524106351 Anonymous: "Take eye picture at the end"? You mean I have to carry that shitty instruction manual with all the time, or what? 1528858320820 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: user1265 djh123 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/209940/How_to_make_a_shark_from_troll_face

HOW TO TROLL

troll (238) , guide (17) , howto (118)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1267156043490.jpg Info: JPG, 94 Kbytes (800x544) Added by: ibudafu (Feb 26, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse JustAnotherDemon: lol 1267168075527 Anonymous: step 4 profit! 1267168317834 Narlodapanda: cant read :( 1267244577806 Anonymous: ★★ 1267282690536 Janonymous: Step 4: Just make fun of Swiney the Scottish Mexican 1267289413369 AntiTroll: Step 1: Join /b/, you're done... 1271148190893 Tabris: I guess I just got trolled with that picture xD 1271151698416 Anonymous: I can't read it.........the internets making me blind! 1277391737675 Anonymous: ^ don't bame internets...blame hairy palms. 1277391955377 Anonymous: tldr 1277401037782 Anonymous: niga this troll 1278072788365 the7rafe7: HOW TO TROLL: write tutorial on how to troll but make the text too small to read 1279184494703 Furore23: LOL tricked again. I keep forgetting about this thing. I hate to say it when the image is not a work of colourful artiness, but: OP wins. Fuck you OP. 1279188011620 Doritos: epic 1280602146249 (show all comments) Anonymous: (you can read it, you just need a good graphics card) omfg....ive never thought of doing that 1289083163885 Grave: nicely done. 1289083643610 Anonymous: The game? 1289083788565 Foreign: hahaaha i get it because we can't read and makes us angry ahhh hohoho 1291138228215 Anonymous: i lost it 1291193950571 Anonymous: u newbs thats the point rofl pwn lolorcoster 1291205175958 GigaPenny: fucking magnets again. 1294926907830 Anonymous: bastard 1294928385984 Seagull: awesome troll. and people here fell for it. 1294957103515 Cheesecake: 1352685229905 Bonefish: Me got trolled. : ) 1352685641295 RubberG: Trolled! Don't tell mom! 1352688854927 Anonymous: Tarp! 1527872523287 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/95596/HOW_TO_TROLL

Posting Inline Images On chan4chan - in a thread - in chat

chan4chan (343) , howto (118) , embed (2)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://webpages.charter.net/xcatfoodx/howtoinline.png Info: PNG, 290 Kbytes (1600x1600) Added by: Redrocco (Sep 26, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse anonymule: I could never figure out how to do it in chat.... 1285457433238 loadrunner 1285457844487 sickfuck88: 151407: cool 1285458057616 Nickeh43: Why so helpful Red? 1285463116718 absinthe forgot the colon before sickfuck88;) 1285464883579 sickfuck88: thanx 1285465087604 Raptor Jesus O RLY? 1285465375480 iprobablyhateyou: why are you teaching newfags? 1285465398200 Nickeh43: ^Red gets a free pass, I guess... I am constantly accused of being too helpful in chat, lol. I guess he's just a naturally helpful guy also. Or really sick of people's fail? 1285465449422 Anonymous 1285466598548 Anonymous: ^ thank you, Red! - fr drunk "slots" guy 1285466934844 Anonymous: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! 1285501707567 Redrocco: actually I made it to help squirrely, but yes, I like helping ppl, always have 1285504609925 sickfuck88 1285505715885 (show all comments) sickfuck88: thanx it helped me 1285505747967 Grave: OH NO, OH HELL TO THE NO! Redrocco, what the fuck?!?! 1285508975396 Mesmerus: 1285509176244 RKB: (img src= http://chan4chan/stupidfucking/Icantpostapics/retards/FAILS.jpg] 1286480470189 RKB: [embed]http://chan4chan/stupidfucking/Icantpostapics/retards/FAILS.jpg[/embed] 1286480722317 YuLiekPicturz: lol rkb 1286480746717 RKB: /img src: http://chan4chan/stupidfucking/Icantpostapics/retards/FAILS.jpg 1286480787227 Anonymous: I give up ! 1286481324612 Anon: 151407:img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-09-26/howtoinline.png 1286942134359 Anonymous: 1286942458401 Anonymous: 1287180653647 The_GOD: 151407 Nice one sur 1287321962444 chumpno1 lolz 1287556764691 Anonymous: :151407 1287581244124 Anonymous hmmm.... 1287712016817 UriAr: i allways get it wrong in chat... 1290726919711 Tom: HUH? 1290729070176 Mantis: Do ya have to register to post a new foto? 1290729160835 Lickathesplit oh 1290732360111 vengance: ok Y the fuck r u teaching newfags???!!!!!! do u want me to drop bombs on ur house??? GTFO!!!!!!! 1290746179767 Anon a moose: :151407 :U 1290753550352 Anonymous i see 1290756514978 Munster I'm a newfag... 1290760785871 Anonymous wut? 1290767898418 Anonymous 1290813138923 Lickathesplit: For those who can't !! See the link below..the number in the link is 151407 : at Comment type... :151407: + your comment if you want. easy yes ?? 1290813664792 Lickathesplit: the world is yours, help others... 1290813797190 Jesus Fap? 1290820579593 Anonymous: like this? :151407: 1290820759321 Anonymous: it didnt work ... :151407: +to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/ 1290820830843 absinthe: ^has to be the first thing in the comment... ie :####: commentcomment 1290820880825 yo 1290825292902 Anonymous 1290830432384 al 1290830585205 Lickathesplit: 9321, 0843.. Don't start with your comment !! TYPE AT COMMENT BOX... :151407: add your comment after it !!! 1290866324210 Anonymous: Stick your pecker in a hooker. Somethin will turn red. 1290867982717 freemol: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/freemol/bitch2.JPG 1291725087655 The_GoOD mada faka! 1291751728623 Anonymous: You can practice in one of the unoccupied chatrooms in chat4chan. 1291757208879 Weed 1292081456486 blackal Smoke 1292082181442 aNON: http://chan4chan.com/archive/151407/Posting_Inline_Images_On_chan4chan_-_in_a_thread_-_in_chat 1292408932528 aNON: damnit, why can't read only one line ? 1292408957479 Lickathesplit: damn aNON, only the number... the number from this pic is 151407, type at comment box :151407: Fuck you i am cat has the number 947 for example type :947: only after you typed the points before numb. numb. itself & points after numb. you can add comment. 1292409392178 Munster: Just fuckin write :151407: 1292483745918 Redrocco 1292523834388 Nkov: ^the fuck's he laughin at, sand nigger 1293118831959 Redrocco: ^at the amount of fail in this thread of course 1293131284152 Anonymous Jawohl Sir 1293140629239 Nkov: @redrocco: i was being sarcastic ;) 1293628327379 Twinchlian ? 1293632285286 Anonymous: "error comment already exist" 1293638719436 Anonymous: FUCK YOU 4chan 1293638751715 Elvis 1297350056186 MAELSTHUR | 1297355642703 Squirrley1 :) 1297358411833 Anonymous 1297388022782 balder: < totally ramdon 1297394693365 Anon: 1297460841441 Anon: aw :/ randompic didnt work :( 1297460884609 Anon: 1297520800312 Anonymous 1300910683871 Westin Don't i feel speshul 1300920787675 ManWhore: hellllooooo newfags 1300929748918 /b/ 1300980198110 Anonymous like this one? 1300981332965 dudewtf works 1300983215427 Anonymous 1301051334995 AwesomeAnonymous!: I used a random number!! WTF? 1301141701985 AwesomeAnonymous!: why it fail? :( 1301141825208 AwesomeAnonymous!: I hate you >_> 1301142316690 Anonymous: 151407 1301165304927 Anonymous 1301165483167 Anonymous 1301204991531 Anonymous ...? 1301207384713 samefag: [:151407:] 1301251140880 Unkown Soldier: Thats why white girls cum to us black guys, b,cuz they don't want y'alls lil pink ballz lol. Get @ me shawty. 1301257346434 Anonymous http://chan4chan.com/archive/151407/Posting_Inline_Images_On_chan4chan_-_in_a_thread_-_in_chat 1304867994747 Circusmnkee: This was one of the most guarded secrets on 4chan. For some of us this is all we have. Embedding and red names make us feel special. 1304868107164 Anonymous 1304873117287 Anonymous did i do it? 1304876008448 Topy 1304935227477 Furore23: "The hour's approaching, to give it your best, you've got to reach your prime! That’s when you need to put yourself to the test, and show us the passage of time!" 1304938587301 uberbarf 1307507031179 Anonymous: 178357 1307507431144 Anonymous: Thanks, Red. It's like a gallery in here! 1307523004372 Anonymous: testing 1307568397998 Anonymous x 1307574883968 Anonymous: next time, you teach how to triforce or something? 1307825823181 Anonymous:  ▲ 1307825843163 lily84: d\ 1307825911229 YuLiekPicturz: ytity 1307825911942 Anonymous: ▲▲ 1307826202965 Furore23: How to triforce: find a thread with a successful triforce, activate cuntpaste. 1307835444750 Anonymous: I miss you RedRocco... 1308227098484 Anonymous: 151407tyuo 1310404176357 Anonymous: 33219 1310807222147 Anonymous 1310807367752 Anonymous: bumped 1316348317385 NorwayJunkie 1318540588651 Anonymous :P 1318544193875 handbannana: ;151407: 1320021537400 oneandonley1: 151407/ 1320031072448 Epic Win did it werk?!! 1320046528929 khor for teh lulz 1320162816109 honghavok Hello fellow newfags! 1320177859916 Anonymous 123 1320201508584 Anonymous //img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-09-26/tn_howtoinline.jpg 1320877899220 Anonymous //s017.radikal.ru/i411/1111/0d/bfa5d2ab161d.jpg 1320877963423 Anonymous bfa5d2ab161d.jpg 1320878301653 Anonymous great? 1321235107343 Anonymous sweet 1321441538495 honghavok :151407: 1322248788575 Chicagosox23 1339899406419 Anonymous ??? 1340222787371 Anonymous c 1340253197822 MURRICA 1340295147959 Anonymous: Y U no buy pants :151407: 1360569475158 Anonymous: "23897" 1360614792604 Anonymous 1360614835649 Anonymous 1360615257168 Bonefish: ^I did that. Thanks Red. 1360615346626 NSMAnonymous I fix good? 1360616145276 NSMAnonymous: Yup, I did. Thanks for tips :) 1360616193655 Anonymous: testies :151407: 1360616285808 Anonymous: thanks op 1360616412368 Anonymous: ;141210; 1379626696753 Anonymous: 1379626980333 Anonymous 1379627077773 Bulbasaur111919 1379664644529 Anonymous :108640: 1379671595875 Anonymous: oh well ^ I was hoping I could do two....108640 is a little angel...awww..so sweet...fuck it. 1379671655690 Anonymous II: Didnt; work. Oh well. :151407: 1379683272419 Bulbasaur111919: ^shit just got real! 1379695748474 Anonymous: numbers by random selection 1525892850476 Anonymous 1525911328104 Anonymous: ^The poster above is a faggot. 1525940050582 Anonymous: ...oh, and if he removes his post, he's an even bigger faggot. There is no cure for that. 1525940124638 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: Arschloch33 Lexicon Everdark Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/151407/Posting_Inline_Images_On_chan4chan_-_in_a_thread_-_in_chat

HOW TO (SAFELY) GET HIGH USING NOTHING BUT YOUR OWN BODY

howto (118) , drugs (143)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1269987326825.png Info: PNG, 718 Kbytes (651x889) Added by: ducky27 (Mar 31, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse robohitler: stick garden hose in ass. huff farts 1269992119302 Bubbles: ^Huffing Farts Works 1270007561601 the7rafe7: fuck this im gonna go drink the shit on the bottom of my bong 1270031296537 iprobablyhateyou: im gonna try hypnogagia 1270053682666 Pyro: Hold breath stand on head close eyes and quickly jump up to ur feet. its only a couple seconds of hi but hey when ur ready to get hi fo real give me a call 1270176566700 alex: holy shit! holy shit the postural hypotension one is soooo crazy, i just tried it and passed out from like 30 seconds, that was soooo crazy 1273558594122 f9287: fucking awesome 1273566757626 Anonymous: hypnogagia is kinda scary cause you feel trapped and paralyzed. 1274466122166 Anonymous: jenkem ftw 1274471331706 smart whiteman: get some real drugs you losers. 1274740810596 Squirrely1: I love free... 1274752489875 Anonymous: Postural Hypotension only made me pass out for a few seconds. (First time Ive ever been out that I can remember) need to try other methods... btw to all the pot smokers, were doing legal stuff so gtfo. 1279367211729 Anonymous: legal stuff thats could kill you dumbass. pot cant kill you. 1280475973901 Anonymous: canned air duster. huff that shit. it won't hurt. 1280484129151 (show all comments) Anonymous: Fuck yeah sticky icky purple haze matanuska thunderfuck my bitches 1285116918768 Anonymous: LOL at runner's high. 4chan users can exercise to get high. 1285117574697 Anonymous: Holy crap- postural hypytension works- I sat on my bed, got up, did the thumb-blowing trick- had shit-ton of images and sounds going through my head and woke up lying next to bed a few seconds later. 1286132754763 Anonymous: legalize. 1288478282726 mcain: no dud marijuana isbad 1288478314974 Leashedhate: Fuck that. 1288480620271 Phadrus: My favorite is that canned whip cream. The air in it is the stuff you get at the dentists office. Too bad the high doesn't last very long. 1288486870158 Anonymous: it's called masturbation 1288488869452 Anonymous: I call the PHt a Brainwash. Works like a charm, and it's cool if you've ever wondered what it feels liike just before you fall asleep. It's cool because when I did it I was near my ed, but facing away from it, and before I passed out I actually ran and jumped onto my bed out of instinct, whilst falling asleep. Then you wake up after a half a second and then-- MINDFUCK 1298347995537 acceus: or i can just buy some weed 1298381721438 Cheesecake: I'll stick with vodka 1298405724379 Anonymous: we can get high during cumshot moment 1298479580282 Anonymous: the Postural Hypotension will result in the death of millions of brain cells. It may also cause a seizure to follow your "high" or faint as it did with me. 1308190889713 Anonymous: Runner's High would probably kill most of you lot on first try! :D 1308193486445 Last_Resort: First one works great!!! 1308203675215 Tattoos: Or, in other words, how to give yourself braid-damage. 1324526623309 Anonymous: or, getting high for people too cowardly to actually go buy drugs 1324526778771 Anonymous: first one dont work... 1326511568828 Anonymous: Her's another way. Fapnogagnia.- Sit naked in a comfortable chair in front of your computer with your feet propped up on each side of the computer screen. Find a free porn site on the computer, XNXX is a good one. Pick out your favorite type of porn, (I've been doing this for so many years the only type that gets me off any more is Piss-bukkake, gay or strait, doesn't matter.). Now, watching your 1344158505631 Anonymous: ..favorite type of porn grab your cock and move your hand up and down vigorously. In a few moments you'll feel an incredible explosive sensation and then a white goo will shoot out of you cock all over your chest, keyboard and computer screen. Try it once and you'll never stop. Fuck, I'm gonna do it right now. Later. 1344158968313 Anonymous: you can keep your safe high I'll stick to my crack and heroin thank you 1344166734656 dragonmyballz: FALCON FAP! 1344578528865 Anonymous: Oxygen deprivation and giving yourself low blood pressure are completely safe there's some stuff called freon in fridges huff that and have fun ;) perfubly chug a gallon of some bleach right before The afterlife is coincide red being high and recreational right? Well it'll at least help you relax 1382660086525 Bulbasaur111919: Hmm, I suffer from panic attacks fairly often and hyperventilation is not fun. It makes you sick and tired afterwards. I'd rather use some fun chemicals. 1382688626630 Anonymous: Yeah, eat shit, then you die and visit Jebus in the sky. If that's not high enough for you, try Arsenic. Does wonders for your life expectancy. 1525717382570 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Derpina darkstan HotPawt ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/107013/HOW_TO_(SAFELY)_GET_HIGH_USING_NOTHING_BUT_YOUR_OWN_BODY

How to download books from mIRC - Before we got torrents, P2P and even Napster, mIRC was the best place where you could get lots of movies, apps and mp3's for free.

IRC (15) , howto (118) , pirate (17) , ebook (1)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/496/5049335952.png Info: PNG, 510 Kbytes (704x4862) Added by: Redrocco (Oct 23, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Harvey: What the fuck is a book? 1287874482816 sickfuck88: i never thought this website would make me smarter....oh well 1287879191971 Redrocco 1290869234735 Anonymous: mIRC is the worst client, and mIRC's not a place, IRC is. and yeah, dcc is great. 1302427875220 Ariel: I dont know if MIRC is the worst, i dont think so, really but, certainly, you can get tons of stuff, since many Direct Download sites are down. 1334796110221 Redrocco: mIRC is the best IRC client for windows bar none 1334796695450 Anonymous: @ harvey, best first comment ever! 1334816888117 Anonymous: I'll wait for the movie to come out then download it in a torrent 1334838432551 Anonymous: AAAAAAAA 1491002899983 JUJUKIOS: Oh...DCC...brings memories...still u can find rare things... 1491125346445 Anonymous: Unicorns??? 1491135882836 DaFecesKing: ^Lexicon Suck Huge Donkey Cocks 1491181095337 Anonymous: Winblows bullshit. 1515696806779 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Lexicon darkstan ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/154750/How_to_download_books_from_mIRC_-_Before_we_got_torrents,_P2P_and_even_Napster,_ mIRC_was_the_best_place_where_you_could_get_lots_of_movies,_apps_and_mp3's_for_f ree.

How to succesfully run away from the police

police (264) , escape (26) , howto (118)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1270698964688.png Info: PNG, 224 Kbytes (1364x1089) Added by: sprintf (Apr 8, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse chemicalmix: who can really be arsed reading all of that... all you need to do is get off your arse and run 1270749869299 DutchGuy: it helps if you're wearing shoes 1270751039359 Anonymous: it's easier to run away from police when you did nothing 1270776349680 KarmaPickles: Don't do the crime if you can't shoot the pig in the face. 1270776948901 chemicalmix: frame someone else 1271193854783 unicr0n: surgically grafting a cheetah to each of your feet would take less time than reading this 1271217342341 crackerkiller5: its much easier if your black 1271317638896 Anonymous: TL;DR - OP is a thug-brained dickhole. 1273424163458 Anonymous: you should know better than to be posting things with all these words on it 1273451988498 Twinchlian: Caugth in the act, run like a motherfucker :: otherwise - like the guy says - act cool. I've don the Hitman-thing about 20 times as often asI done did the Prince of Persia-thing. 1282736115834 Annonymous: It's really Good! Must Read! I Skate And Get Chased By Cops All The TIme, Definately a Must Know! 1285968659204 Annonymous: But If Your a Out of Shape /B/Tard You Would Probably Be Caught Anyways 1285968734850 Venator21: i like this 1285973779208 BarackObama: tl;dr 1286026080247 (show all comments) Anonymous: lol you're gonna get your ass beat by the cops if you don't read it 1286026124273 lolbot: /dodge wall of text 1286038437634 Anonymous: The Game. Dodge that. 1286038552271 Limerick: Good read. Kept it fun. 1286192076682 Furore23: You successfully run away from the police by not being a cowardly, superstitious lot. 1286196167669 Anonymous: This shit might work in Canada but here in the U.S. the cops almost always catch you. 1292362168340 Weed: Sh*t, I'm not reading all that. Just enter "GOURANGA", "RSJABBER" and "GODOFGTA" and shoot the f*ck out of 'em. 1292362665379 LionelCosgrove: Damn ... to much to read that far but I read it If , when I try to get tomorrow stay out of the bottle ... he he I hope I don´t miss that Link after today ... ;) 1292363074728 MrPerspective: tl;dr With my reading skills, it's quicker to just wait for my lawyer to get me released... AGAIN. 1312861878626 MasterM: o-o this is obviously created for the roody-poos oh wait nevermind they can't read. 1312861934498 Anonymous: Another two-bit punk acting so bad...until he's in custody. 1509676987142 Anonymous: Stopped reading when he said: "I have 20 years experience ... I am 20 years old" Fucking downy-faced wannabe! Grow up, you fucking loser! 1515144237896 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/109518/How_to_succesfully_run_away_from_the_police

WHITE CHOCOLATE RAINBOW FUCKING BROWNIES

rainbow (112) , brownies (3) , info (382) , food (246) , howto (118)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1283721711395.jpg Info: JPG, 645 Kbytes (1000x4705) Added by: NSFW (Sep 5, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse NSFW: First thing tomorrow morning, I'm making myself some of these bad ass motherfuckers. 1283724692995 NSFW: Not for the lolis, I'd like to clarify, but for my own childish amusement. 1283724874491 Nickeh43: Yeeeeeahhhhh.... amusement. Hooookay. *Backs away* 1285378054188 Anonymous: nigga moment 1286005928667 Anonymous: Amusement=Baking dick into brownies. Sorry I had to explain the joke. 1286791350159 Anonymous: who is the person who eats this crap////stupid/ 1286793608949 sickfuck88: looks good especially if you're tripping 1288391272861 Grave: Holy marry mother of god fucks 1288399641634 Furore23 Also the game. 1306253465194 Hughbie: add some weed and it's all you'll ever need 1329819372517 Anonymous: better yet, get the wife to do it 1329827505341 gay waddle: it's great if you're gay 1329827514819 The Original Spoon: That shit looks nasty. 1329863936130 Quantum69: anon8667 is right, sounds like a nigga moment 1329864108565 (show all comments) Anonymous: it's not big or clever to use swearwords in recipes 1346286720353 Anonymous: Serve them at your next gay ass swapping party, faggot! 1507920678137 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/148581/WHITE_CHOCOLATE_RAINBOW_FUCKING_BROWNIES

THE VICE GUIDE TO EATING PUSSY

howto (118) , info (382) , oral (18) , sex (489)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/654/5627483295.jpg Info: JPG, 546 Kbytes (668x3348) Added by: Quantum69 (Dec 20, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Moongrim: Damned good advice! 1324434893995 Anonymous: Dated. Funny to read, though. 1324446265257 greyhoundpaul: lol. "st benard licks" 1324481814526 007Bear: It was stuff like this that got my attention as a teen. Now, I have to try and out do the time I fucked my wife so hard that she had to go to the hospital from her orgasm. 1324536774638 halfmast: tl:dr 1324537064503 Anonymous: I lost it at "Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner" 1327349133156 Anonymous: i think a "vice guide to fapping" would be placed better 1358887042648 Anonymous: vice is oh-so clever and also daring. yawn 1358909130767 tokerator: ^^^^ 1358909698563 Anonymous: I've found that most women respond better when you tongue their asshole. 1358913122148 ethelred: Filthy Yankee sodmites again 1358919545798 Anonymous: i like it when a girl farts in my mouth 1358925854860 Anonymous: ^and hopefully squirts a load of shit in there as well 1358927030852 NonComposMentis: Lol! "Slap the little bugger upside the head with a good tongue bonk." Wat 1358927412456 (show all comments) NonComposMentis: Just let her sit there like a dead manta ray.. Wat???? 1358927548501 Anonymous: ^ mmmh, you reading this is giving me a boner, noncompy. (if you are a fat old man IRL i guess i'm gonna live with that) 1358929319594 Anonymous: ^^ would you mind posting pics of your pussy and asshole? with timestamps of course! and a scan of your ID card. pleeeeeeeease.......? 1358929441748 Anonymous: the vacuum tactic really does work on my missus 1358993105439 Anonymous: It is also good to know the actual anatomy of the clit. And, 0852, ever heard of a pussy fart? I guess not... 1507483587680 Anonymous: Suck her clit like a hoover and she'll happily do the house chores!!! 1507501367290 Anonymous: ^the house whores do the house chores, perfect logic, right there 1507571758264 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: loggerman Moongrim ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/198688/THE_VICE_GUIDE_TO_EATING_PUSSY

Make your own Maple syrup

maple (1) , syrup (6) , howto (118) , instructions (14)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1270649819412.jpg Info: JPG, 377 Kbytes (1024x666) Added by: Redrocco (Apr 7, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Redrocco: sweet 1270861162864 Oneofus: Love the stuff. 1271061191129 the7rafe7: its also great lube 1271076852183 Anonymous: ^ it's fuckin sticky! ^ 1271710994683 DropkickMurphy: or I could go to any store and buy it for a dollar. 1271717000801 Warg: Good to know. 1271722442527 Anonymous: stick your dick in it 1271736692158 Naylor: ^Fag 1295746188644 rock: cook banana with bacon (in same pan)roll into pancake apply maple syrup.. 1295748444121 rock: fresh coffee and ..ahem "herbs"..how god wanted us to spend sunday mornings.. 1295748636339 Canucklehead: Can't get the good stuff for a buck only that shitty aunt jamamy crap. 1302290981748 MAELSTHUR: finally 1302293244240 Anonymous: http://cs10391.vkontakte.ru/u11051555/48435816/x_90d3b88e.jpg 1303039344657 BnSneky: make pancakes 1303040963871 (show all comments) Cat Funt: A lot of fucking effort! Would rather buy it. I wouldn't trust it to be edible if I did it myself. 1303044566456 djh123: freakin' delicious 1315386132355 LastResort: I think I'll just go buy some at the store 1317425898676 koda12: my mom used to do this 1317865009219 InternetH8Machine: I helped my gf's uncle do this in Vermont...LOT of fucking work! 1322604408397 Hughbie: Well that's all fucking well and good but without a maple tree anyfuckingwhere fuck it. I'll let someother poor sod do the hard yards for me. 1506249277148 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: flarp ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/109335/Make_your_own_Maple_syrup

So you found something cool on the internet...A helpful chart from Loldwell.com and SystemComic.com

share (1) , internet (173) , awesome (70) , chart (156) , howto (118)

Source: WEB / apina URL: http://termite.apcdn.com/full/37653.gif Info: GIF, 202 Kbytes (700x2177) Added by: AlienNation (Nov 26, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Skiddlydoop: To the googles! 1335261023723 Anonymous: it's fun to dick around on the web...and to dick around pussy too 1502183372184 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Furore23 StormTrooper ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/196236/So_you_found_something_cool_on_the_internet...A_helpful_chart_from_Loldwell.com_ and_SystemComic.com

ATHEISIMRESOURCE.COM - "DEBATING A CHRISTIAN"

religion (396) , debate (10) , logic (17) , howto (118) , flowchart (23)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1293659931432.jpg Info: JPG, 378 Kbytes (720x1031) Added by: Nickeh43 (Dec 30, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: W I N 1293705325482 Quasimodo: EPIC WIN! 1293705877891 Anonymous: lets get some hot pants and go door to door 1293977531193 Anonymous: Works both ways. Athiests would also fail the first part of the chart because nothing can convince them that there is a God, 1307519826889 Limerick: ^Not necessarily. If the skies opened and through them, I saw a bearded man who told me to seek penance for my misdeeds, I think I'd listen. 1307520042282 Anonymous: why is this limited to debating a christian? this can aply to all peoples. Im just sayin 1359196496159 BAMBU: VERY interesting!I will use this flow chart not for religion (my speakers are democratic people and you can talk with them) but for everyday flamers "debats". The very first part of the chart is the basis of a democratic debate. 1359199259822 Chanonymous: Debating a Muslim would be: I will talk to you about this topic provided you do not threaten beheading or resort to the use of explosives. 1359201378908 darkstan: An excellent document. Nice work. 1359298965427 RubberG: Same as debating a liberal: Answer to all questions - Dat's racis! 1359300931204 Annoyingmous: Because fuck you, that's why. 1402455063812 Anonymous: Liberal in today's language means anyone who doesn't support Trump. You people would brand Ron Paul a liberal if we dug him out of the woodworks. 1499331568281 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Furore23 darkstan BAMBU ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/162364/ATHEISIMRESOURCE.COM_-_"DEBATING_A_CHRISTIAN"

PAINLESS, FAST SUICIDE

an hero (26) , science (149) , howto (118) , suicide (93)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1305210970040.jpg Info: JPG, 378 Kbytes (1239x795) Added by: MACKY83 (May 12, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse cheesecake: A small room will work as well as CPAP supplies, they are pricey 1305216038736 MegaShit: Why not just smack you head with a large mash hammer? Top tip: before killing yourself with a hammer, write the name of somebody you don't like in your own blood (extracted earlier) on the floor next to where your body will be found, and make it look like you identified your own murderer before succumbing to your injuries 1305228598649 Weed: ^Yeah, because that worked sooooo well in Ace Attorney. 1307568807879 StormTrooper: Instead of spending $101, just step out in front of a speeding bus. Cost $0! 1307675504360 Anonymous: I've done this. It works good! 1307918664254 Anonymous: Your car, use your car. Leave warning signs. 1308011890143 Anonymous: fuck this, leave a mess and at least one person will remember you~ Mossberg. 1308821259785 crazyassmofo: ^That person will be my mom 1308847662410 Furore23 Still the winner. 1308848554754 Anonymous: @ StormTrooper: who gives a fck 1308870435948 Anonymous: Maybe you dumbfucks should realize that if you're going to die then money shouldn't even be an issue. 1310137508293 Anonymousticles: The absolute three best methods of suicide are 1. Suicide-Homicide, E.G.: Blow yourself up along with others, school shooting then killing yourself, etc. 2. Extreme Shock value, E.G.: Hang yourself in the lobby area of your highschool or workplace, preferrably after shitting all over the floor below your corpse and setting yourself on fire. 1310204030131 Anonymousticles: 3. Comedic Value, E.G.: Slit your wrists and throat and write,"Sorry about the mess" on the wall in your own blood. 1310204066767 sms1982: Tried this six times 1318840081604 (show all comments) Anonymous: 4. super glue your hand to your dick and then hang yourself with your left hand inside of your ass. 1318885970897 Canucklehead: Use a credit card. yer gonna be dead anyhow,,,, I'll do this after I kill the drunk asshole who killed my wife. 1321030895118 NonComposMentis: Fun facts! 1321031002506 Anonymous: i'll give it a go 1321031308478 tunni88: wow that last one really was a fun fact 1321050731629 BogFlogger: My version, designed 20 years ago (but i've never been desperate enough to use) uses Nitrous Oxide to give you a fun boost into the new world :D 1321069658508 Trolololols: Went to the dentiat office yesterday. Nitrous was used. Had stupidass trip. Nitrous is NOT dmt, lsd, psilocybin or salvia. Nitrous is bullshit. 1321273100990 BogFlogger: wawawawawawawawawawawwwwwawaw <--everything sounded like that, right? No? THAT'S BECAUSE THEY DON'T GIVE YOU STRAIGHT NITROUS AT THE FUCKING DENTIST. Do a whip-it balloon and say that again. 1321442012588 Helix: File this under rainy days and mondays 1321858768418 Anonymous: Thank you. Just what I need! 1321858937410 Anonymous: this is what all atheists should do, and muslims, and bronies... and... well... running bear sympathizers. 1430815959875 Bonefish: ^Don't forget yourself, Turd. 1430818225638 Anonymous: or just call a nigger a nigger 1430824609442 Anonymous: ^or just call a cop, and tell him youre a nigger 1434070816153 Anonymous: Are you really thinking of committing suicide? Think about how yo can make your liife better not how to end it. 1435344486140 anon: will try this soon! 1493769344245 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: BlazinWeed Furore23 ) , hated by 2 (last: Trololols Jewelthief86 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/176363/PAINLESS,_FAST_SUICIDE

4 Eat Brains - Tilt child's head backwards and place your mouth against child's nose.

zombie (53) , eat (37) , brains (1) , howto (118)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/d1ggerB/brains.jpg Info: JPG, 57 Kbytes (422x525) Added by: d1ggerb (Jul 27, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Brrrrraaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsssss 1280254700767 Anonymous: Never get a Zombie to do CPR 1280338580575 Balut: pedo makeout session 1280369490738 Anonymouse: Is it possible to suck brains out through the nose? I thought you would only get snot. 1282676406858 Limerick: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foramina_of_the_skull 1282684678705 Anonymous: See? This is why you wouldn't survive the Zombie Apocalypse. You're helping the enemy! 1288698510376 Anonymous: never get a zombie to do CP 1288731730801 Furore23: The ancient Egyptards pulled the brain out through the nose during embalming... I'm sure a hungry pedozombie could generate enough suction. 1306320280986 user775: oh sure they where egyptards lol, they ,made something it can not be done in todays era 1306320457845 Furore23: ^ What, pyramidal tombs? Do people still fall for that old myth. that somehow modern technology can't pile up a bunch of stones? 1306326169169 Anonymous: fucking yummy 1306330925541 Anonymous: He calls them Ancient Egyptards because he is jealous that they were black. Its ok, white people have stone henge. Relax. 1306389854416 Anonymous: "a bunch of stones" lol, what a moron. 1306389890138 Furore23: ^ Sorry, forgot to mention the Atlantean magitech. 1306408851873 (show all comments) Anonymous: Partial Alzheimer's: Do the CP and forget the R...? 1472058746218 Anonymous: Is that a French zombie? 1482428977587 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: darkstan Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/140228/4_Eat_Brains_-_Tilt_child's_head_backwards_and_place_your_mouth_against_child's_ nose.

15 Ways to Fill Your Own Pot of Gold

gold (18) , howto (118)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/mischievious/gold.jpg Info: JPG, 1026 Kbytes (1280x4147) Added by: mischievious (Apr 11, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse oooEYEooo: ..."15 ways to increase the size"... 1339786509198 fiveby5: orly? last time i checked, the restaurants won't charge you any less if you drink a big glass of water and eat less than the 5 servings they put on your plate. savings, my ass. 1339806400965 r120615: What a crock 1339812352238 Anonymous: start charging your girlfriend to fuck her. $100 a shot times 10 times a week -estimated annual savings $52,000. Do her sister and double your income! 1341290678859 Anonymous: Filling your own pot of gold? "One cigarette per day." How about stop smoking, you disgusting bitch?! 1461711574456 N: 15 ways to die of fucking boredom. 1480267795115 SHDAD75: Don't go to Starbucks dumb-ass trendies. 1480305244686 JimmyHat: ice cube thing didnt work! is it me, or florida? 1481465218715 Anonymous: $10k is a pot of gold???? Maybe for a broke ass homeless person, but then they have fuck all expenditure in the first place. 1481466194956 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/211909/15_Ways_to_Fill_Your_Own_Pot_of_Gold

TRANSLATION - Sometiomes makes you shit bricks

google (90) , howto (118) , translate (3)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1274390968829.jpg Info: JPG, 59 Kbytes (750x600) Added by: Anonymous (May 21, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Sasi: I shit some hundred bricks, yeah... 1274396329942 RKB: Hahaha, that was weird man. never figured that was what it would say. 1274398941438 Anonymous: I shat brox 1274399505814 anon09: Icehat broc 1274399609925 Pyro: HOLY FUCK WIN 1274409235805 NigBickDigger: I was expeting "black" 1274409589960 whisperinghero: No... way. 1274437540512 Warg: FUCK YEAH. 1274462242526 Bubble: lol kill them אַידס 1274463889641 Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 1274466819406 Anonymous: looooooooooooooooooooooool niceeeeeeeeeeeee 1274467030788 Anonymous: lol great! 1274467983777 Anonymous: Okay, that IS funny. Have to go tell my self-hating gay Jewish friends now. 1274468071725 Anonymous: i dun get it 1274487020287 (show all comments) SickNote: Hahaha Brilliant! 1274487773897 joXnka: This dude just delivered 1274644602226 balls420: f-ing hilarious 1276927937926 Anonymous: FULL OF WIN! 1276930276426 Anonymous: אַידס 1276950063834 Anonymous: omg lol 1277057022498 cssc: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 1277079416599 Anonymous: I don't get it 1277111257174 Anonymous: lol. for those, who dont get it: if u translate "AIDS" from english into yiddish, the result is "אַידס". and if you REtranslate the result (אַידס) into enlgish, 1277123028991 Anonymous: ^ there comes a word out. but try it urself ;D diz is fucking brilliant 1277123084785 Anonymous: I laughed so hard i fell out of my chair. 1277166761464 Bun: i shat boxxy 1277172770335 C4SP3R: HAHAHAHAHA HOLLLYYYY CRAPING BIG NOSES!! 1277180458868 Samps 1277187969319 Anonymous: I'll give it away. It comes out saying 'Jews'. 1277228856639 Anonymous: ^^ Holy Fucking Fail Fag! 1277244145873 Anonymous: So It's not the Nigger ... 1278475363875 norwegianBEAR: so the jews are the cause of all evil 1278475864818 Anonymous: That one I know, it has been true since jews walk the earth ... 1278478007862 Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA פו8קק אידן 1278514844840 Mr T: oh, its the same 1278543814481 Pumpkin: Winage 1278560439983 vengance: lold too hard fell out of chair hyper-ventalating and passed out true story lol @ myself!!! 1278564466232 tijno4: JEWZ~~~~~~~~~~ 1278586854916 tijno4: ÃIDS -> אַידס -> JEWS 1278586889985 Jovi: I was expecting the game...lol 1278719327860 Gess what time it is: So jews are aids? 1278821586715 Anonymous: who the hell came up with this one 1280415100440 Anusnymus: first aids 1280433010653 Anonymous: bricks have been shat 1280647229124 castleanthrax:   ▲ 1280980445759 castleanthrax: ▲ ▲ 1280980463975 Anonymous: Awesome 1280981277444 anom: because jews are aids? Jews are aids! 1280981506771 Anonymous: <br/>▲ 1291948814766 anon1: ˆ 1292016560758 anon1:     1292016594550 Anommynous: go to Google Translate - translate HOMO from English to Jiddish, copy the Jiddish and translate back.... SHIT MAJOR BRICKS 1292076675573 Anonymous: google changed it.. now it just says aids 1292083348771 douchedrill: lols - chan4chan - Changing the way google thinks! 1294536917705 Anonymous: grinch? 1295116780961 Anonymous: doesn't do it anymore :/ 1300826306889 Anonymous: HOMO in yidish האָמאָ = truth 1301197561697 Anonymous: didnt work 1301203199606 hotmessexpress: didn't work for me 1301252410935 Banshee5: ^same for me 1301253564806 Anonymous: פאַרמאַכן אייער פאַקינג פּנים ונקלעפוקקער 1301332414351 Anonymous: i shat no brickz 1301341650305 sadeghol: dude i can't believe it 1301348508321 MrPerspective: I eat bricks at breakfast. Then I fart on trolls, and they get a faceful of sandblast. 1301351585760 Dr Pwn: ^Win, sir 1303737041794 admackbar:  פאַרמאַכן אייער פאַקינג פּנים ונקלעפוקקער 1305711205452 MegaBite: ממתי אתה כותב בעברית יא דבע 1305711245722 MrPerspective: ^ Is that a new meme? "Write in hebrew to troll the neonazis posting in German"? 1305782213911 Bad Boy Bubby: Is that shit even a proper language? 1305807748842 BnSneky: i shat no bricks 1305808118440 MrPerspective: ^ Perhaps with a good laxative...? ;-) Or not. 1305845357531 Anonymous: IT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE, IT DID, NOW DOESN'T, FUCKING GAY 1305845672268 Anonymous: NOW YOU KNOW!!!! 1305845692885 Last_Resort: Too many steps 1308589573503 Nick4OneLove: Doesn't work anymore, used to say "Jew." 1312565836904 Anonymous: AIDS 1333725947282 LemmyLaffer: Translate the 'AIDS' into Hebrew; get an abbreviation result; translate it from Yiddish to Hebrew; translate Hebrew result to English. Google removed the original thing by using different spelling, but not hide the truth. 1333740106418 chigaze: mermaids 1333741314763 Arschloch33: obviously was flawed before, because in yiddish, "a jids" doesn't make sense. Either it should be "a jid" (sing.) or "jids" (pl.). AIDS, on the other hand, is an abbreviation derived from the initials (acronym/initialism), an substituting the initials from one language to the other without translating the original word is bound to lead to misunderstandings, latin to Hebrew letters even more 1333742900404 ZOMBIEJ0N: ^ TLDFR or fucking care.. 1333771999805 Grigoriy: Same thing, with "out of sight, out of mind". Came back as "blind idiot". 1334018219896 Quadra: Jews you say... 1334561895310 Tattoos: I ain't got time for this lame-ass shit. Goddamn, I feel sorry for you loser ass-lickers. 1339905521289 Anonymous: ^Said the faggot with a nigger dick in his ass 1339906157822 Tattoos: ^ Wow, that carries so much weight from an anonfag. You'll be so shocked when you get banned for being a complete ass-licking homoqueer. 1339906309758 Anonymous: For a mirror effect, sort of, use Spanish instead of Kikish. 1461086299626 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: lairdy ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/127245/TRANSLATION_-_Sometiomes_makes_you_shit_bricks

BLOODY ZORO'S WOUND TUTORIAL

blood (160) , howto (118) , fake (27) , gore (630)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1322756681192.jpg Info: JPG, 957 Kbytes (663x3760) Added by: Anonymous (Dec 1, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse MrSandynigger: Attention whoring taken to the next level? 1322758012322 Lexicon: Needed to be posted more than a month ago. 1322762705600 Tres: too, too cool. Don't know how I'll ever use it, Halloween next year maybe, but this is cool beans. 1322773154361 Anonymous: why is this girl dressing up as a dude? 1323348900403 Anonymous: why is this dude dressing up as a girl? 1391598391304 Anonymous: ^is lesiban 1453278822553 Anonymous: red lettering on black background? Don't ever do that to my eyes again 1454555267790 Anonymous: ^Gimp > Ctrl-I > Adjust levels = medium blue on white, better? 1454785250496 Anonymous: hgffhhyuuh 1460992431256 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Furore23 iprobablyhateyou ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/196762/BLOODY_ZORO'S_WOUND_TUTORIAL

Sleep: How to hack your brain

howto (118) , hack (72) , sleep (129) , brain (59)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1268610937144.jpg Info: JPG, 1767 Kbytes (1006x4018) Added by: Redrocco (Mar 15, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse darkstan: Fascinating. 1268622642796 Hughbie: I learnt them as power naps. Its like a quick recharge that keeps you going longer. 1268625544437 Anonymous: I've tried it before, not as hard core as the Uberman. But they really work. However, I don't know how healthy it is to do this in the long run, though it does make sense evolutionarily. 20 minute naps are safer than 8hrs of sleep. 1268630955765 dings77: every generation is always trying to skip sleeping. No one succeeds but some fags want to make you think it can be done. it can't. deal with it. you need sleep. 1273015796850 Anonymous: LOVE THE NEW SERVER, CHAN4CHAN! I couldn't load pics over 150 Kbytes before. Now I can load this no problem! Support this guy and his site! Please! 1273028843126 Anonymous: Too long, didn't read. 1273080951484 Juggle91: dont have time to do it. 1277544218942 devshade: Think works pretty well... Edison and DaVinci were polyphasic sleepers 1277552589142 Bun 1277562142781 Furore23: The proper way to hack your brain is of course with a hacksaw. 1277562267304 Anonymous: nobody needs to sleep, the only thing you need to stay awake is meth 1280164370295 Anonymous: @above : i agree so much. i am on meth nao. my dad and ancle made it i get to test before sell !!! 1280165626973 the7rafe7: or a pack of Mtn dew 1280166156906 Anonymous: Tried reading it, ........ fell asleep 1303097690874 (show all comments) Anonymous: the uberman is pretty tough, specially the first week 1308635086173 Anonymous: two years with the uberman method, and you'll probably age 8 years in appeareance 1308636454127 who cares: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz 1327928593366 Nabbo: TL;DR: You can sleep 2 hours a day by making six 20 minutes naps. Sounds like bullshit, but i'll try it. 1334018308281 Nabbo: Ok i tried this. I woke up in the night after a 20 minute nap, my mind crashed and it stayed frozen for about 10 minutes. 1334525280488 ShitBrat: Between the time of 22:00-02:00am your body is repairing itself, so clearly this information is very dangerous to your long term health. This information was published in the book "The Four Hour Body" and all the information in that book is dangerous to your health, too. 1412158495644 liplocker_code3: OP is an idiot. 1414002516686 Fezmonkey: I hacked my brain with an axe. 1430145020884 djh123: Tldr 1460097250434 toknonymous: ^ *tl;dr 1460097827322 Anonymous: The idiot who thought that chart up doesn't know shit about how sleep actually works! 1460489345962 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: darkstan djh123 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/101812/Sleep:_How_to_hack_your_brain

HAVE A BREAK, HAVE A (SLICE OF) BIG KAT.

kit-kat (1) , candy (46) , diy (35) , howto (118) , food (246) , chocolate (20) , recipe (7)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1282341840801.jpg Info: JPG, 322 Kbytes (400x3892) Added by: uriar (Aug 21, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: The American Dream 1282343448617 uriar: how did they eat that load of shit? 1283200165184 Yourfuckingmother: C'mon its not THAT bad for you.... It only has like 45,000 calories... 1283212587829 AlienNation: Did you know that there are chemicals in chocolate that acts like THC? 1283212821656 Pyro: Holy FUCK 1283243350398 Anonymous: WANT. 1283253243411 Grave: MEGA WANT. 1283254757746 Anonymous: Typical American snack 1283255098586 Anonymous: HOLY SHIT. 1286792499353 Anonymous: i do not trust myself stoned with this snack of the gods 1286808720813 Anonymous: holy feck 1286813057548 Burrgeezy: want want want want 1286813232196 Eurofag: would eat that on 1 evening watching DVD and nom nom... 1286813899210 Anonymous: *orgasm* 1286817109975 (show all comments) Anonymous: what niggers? I eat that for breakfast everyday! 1286817609526 Limerick: @AlienNation: It'd be more accurate to say they act like anti depressants. It's like, MAO inhibitors, man. Totally. 1300568434123 BnSneky: I liek 1300568471427 Captngeetch: Surprized it wasn't an American who thought this one up...wtf is a gram ? 1300569096631 Anonymousg of rubber: Dude has WAY to much time on his hands but he did use it for an epic cause! 1300571027970 pop3: now is one hell of a kitkat 1300579840174 Limerick: How'd he keep it from spilling out in the fridge? 1300580004502 FUCKING RAPER: look at his rape face! 1310003241488 NorwayJunkie: LOL @ hobby 1310072969654 Bratfett: and he wondered why his kids got fatter and fatter. next time use your bathtub, failfag. 1310102001938 Bonefish: Shameful waste of time, money and effort. Meanwhile, there are millions of people starving in the world. Fucking shallow morons... Now, GIVE ME A BITE! 1363648872899 Anonymous: His wife must have a very big mouth if she can fit that in. 1363652451659 Anonymous: whaddayamean, "not hard enough?" if it's limp, fap harder 1421090566460 Crackhead FezMonkey: Next: Pure milk chocolate butt plug with microwave popcorn. 1453325415464 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/145623/HAVE_A_BREAK,_HAVE_A_(SLICE_OF)_BIG_KAT.

No. 26 - VARIOUS METHODS OF SECURING A PRISONER

info (382) , bondage (138) , prisoner (4) , howto (118)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://webpages.charter.net/xcatfoodx/prisoner.png Info: PNG, 164 Kbytes (656x2868) Added by: Redrocco (Feb 5, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Furore23: Somehow I don't think this is from an official manual. 1277912579267 Anonymous: fetish much? 1277939821294 Anonymous: hanged 1288638171909 BnSneky: "The Grape Vine" Please 1288638377426 FlaRp: Which maual is this from? 1288644544333 Anonymous: ww II Commando manual 1288645386582 Anonymous: Tree huggers. 1288650310351 Wundenkind: Das ist die „saubere Kriegsführung“ der heutigen Weltpolizei. Misshandlung von Gefangenen. Aber uns ans Bein pinkeln wollen, jaja... 1291409010670 Anonymous: #100-101-102 made me cum when I climbed the tree..Damn. Now I see how bondage came to be fun. 1323723225287 Vincent859: Hmmm... looks complicated. Therefore, take no prisoners. 1324374845548 gookheadcrusher: the rifle but & size 13 boot is missing 1356357955304 gookheadcrusher: the "haji toss" made all the squirming stop 1358815514569 Anonymous: BDSM 1361712428684 Crackhead FezMonkey: I like to tie my balls up with Roy Roger's lasso. 1453095931447 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Lexicon Korzo ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/89680/No._26_-_VARIOUS_METHODS_OF_SECURING_A_PRISONER

you deserve a sandwich

computer (149) , stove (2) , howto (118)

Source: WEB / tehgiraffe URL: http://tehgiraffe.com/pix/2012/02/1328653591-2480740_700b.jpg Info: JPG, 936 Kbytes (613x5390) Added by: Choadboy (Feb 8, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse ScrotumLips: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1412/1390044790_4fe9de0343_o.jpg 1328697183384 RiddleMeThis: It'll all end in tears and self-recrimination - she should just make a sammich 1328700774136 Anonymous: Fun, until it's time to upgrade some shit and it won't fit where the old thing was. 1452367394325 darkstan: Fun, except for his computer looks like an oven. Ovens aren't cool. 1452368158731 Anonymous: ^Right, they're hot. 1452483075966 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: pop3 Cyarkia John135 Lexicon ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/204433/you_deserve_a_sandwich

Condom howto trick

condom (51) , howto (118) , trick (56)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1319207366835.gif Info: GIF, 460 Kbytes (250x141), Animated: 33 frames Added by: anonymous (Oct 21, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Lickathesplit: That never seems to work on my tongue, believe me, i tried... 1319212450759 Blackwater: skills 1319212532707 AnotherAnon: Not skills, technology, 1319214593316 RiddleMeThis: With all the efficiency of a very successful whore . . . 1319215818570 Rorix: Like a motherfucking boss 1319216330129 Anonymous: I'm gonna have to try that 1319228417204 Tres: Is it special tech? Sauce? 1319236091892 Quantum69: im imagining that rod is my dick right now 1319236494370 paraxdnb: like a boss 1319239777870 UriAr: i never use 'em 1319239838974 Anonymous: and?... 1319240199167 Greeft: ^^^^ So Q69, let me clarify this, you're imagining a guy putting a condom on you? 1319263257488 AnotherAnon: They are called "pronto comdoms" but their site is down. 1319298826873 mother teresa: if you are to afraid to touch yur own dick maybe a condom is too late? 1319544630534 (show all comments) Quantum69: ^^^damn son, i just ran right into that didn't i? XD 1321586662452 Anonymous: ^hahahaha yes you did hahahahaha 1321644627856 KamikazeProject: What is he, a fuckin Jedi? 1321647996682 HWood: Bad Q69 - NO HOMO....LOL!! ^^^ 1321657200396 liplocker_code3: If you're in that kind of a hurry, you must have a rather limp stiffie. 1417278623944 loggerman: What's a condom? 1445665025923 Anonymous: condom....oh wait thats right. something you use when you fuck a hooker. Been a while since I've had to pay for it. 1445693192504 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: HotPawt oneandonley1 Wigger ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/192239/Condom_howto_trick

Making pancakes

milk (53) , pancake (12) , food (246) , howto (118)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1274995396448.jpg Info: JPG, 494 Kbytes (1772x1176) Added by: Redrocco (May 28, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse iprobablyhateyou: since when did we start sharing recipes RR 1275013819122 Redrocco: I thought it was a good "how to" *shrug* 1275054448123 DutchGuy: thanks now i've got the munchies 1275060400115 Furore23: I am going to spend the whole of tomorrow doing NOTHING but cooking and eating pancakes. 1276880628291 Grave: Obvious. 1277581719690 Anonymous: ^obviously a fag 1277585112511 Grave: ^Obviously an anon that got a crush on me, and is obsessed with responding to everything I say like the little faggot he is. 1277585668559 Anonymous: ^na your just gay 1277587465994 Anonymous: ^Atleast learn the difference between "your" and "you're" jeez 1277594216706 Grave: ^^and while you're learning, learn the difference between gay and straight. 1277594318886 Anonymous: lacyating 1318607869182 Anonymous: Water down your recipe with milk or cream and dunk bread in it, French Toast Pancakes! 1363674861984 Anonymous: My pancakes are the size of the right dish at pic9 and thick as my hand. After they are done i fill them with rosehip marmalade and eat like a pig. 1363811091411 Anonymous: People calling others gay are gayer. 1363889023407 (show all comments) RubberG: ^ that's so gay. 1363900095249 super VGA no, cake is gay 1363915037684 Anonymous: Find little mushrooms that look like little breasts with dark gills, dry, grind up, add to batter, 'Magic Cakes'! 1391638747523 Furore23: Where is Tokerator :( 1391691730323 Anonymous: Read the recipe, and it sounds like a disgusting sugar frenzy. Sponge cake for breakfast!? With syrup!? EEEWWWW! >þ 1443983405630 Anonymous: ^ go eat your porridge. 1444003503993 Anonymous: ^Of course. Best there is. Porridge made from steamed oat with either a little cinnamon or a little jam and milk, served with buttered crisp bread with slices of hard cheeze on top. Love it. 1444075872637 Anonymous: Why all the trouble. Buy a box of Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix and munch. 1444089305280 Anonymous: I don't know what you're talking about, so I'll put one on a bunny's head 1444270817421 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/129455/Making_pancakes

HOW TO WIPE YOUR ASS USING AS LITTLE TOILET PAPER AS POSSIBLE

poop (8) , directions (1) , howto (118)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1278213829086.png Info: PNG, 118 Kbytes (911x765) Added by: veranet (Jul 4, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse veranet: finga in da poopah 1278267735896 Synonymous An Ass Poo Hose Nozzle Thingy.. GET ONE. disgusting westeners . 1278306445928 zombieslovenecros: finally i need to post this up in my bathroom. 1278318068934 veranet: ^^ I used one of those in Japan, tickled my bum, fuckin awesome 1278960208644 hog rag: who needs toilet paper anyway 1283221003464 Anonymous: haha i learned this when i was in prison. only get one roll every 2 weeks per person 1283294058527 Hitman 47: You gotta stretch them cheeks. 1289922558409 Anonymous: or you could just be like muslime sand niggers and use your bare hand. 1289926931252 Anonymous: Very informative! 1292391466150 Anonymous: I'm 42 year's old, dammit! I don't need to stupid fucking picture thingy telling me how to wipe my fucking arse! 1292413232459 Gaynonmouse: I like baby wipes instead, dry paper hurts, makes me itchy all day. Or just shower after.. 1292432858398 MrSandynigger: I wash my anus...problem filthfags? 1293122053298 Anonymous: who bunches it up like that? i thought everyone used the fold method... 1293378192667 Finest: lol WIN 1293380362925 (show all comments) Anonymous 1293461798524 Tattoos: Yeah, how about instead of playing in your own shit just use a bidet? 1316637473304 BnSneky: fuck that 1316639791121 /unsee: I prefer the shower for the finish (NIFOC) 1316653187279 Anonymous: Arrrrrgh! Sandpaper is what real men use! 1365728920419 Crackhead Fezmonkey: Scrape it out with your fingers and fling it as far away as you can. That's what I do. 1438626618105 Anonymous: ^^^^ Exactly, Tattoos... How about using a bidet?! you filthy pieces of shit... 1438934767578 Anonymous: yeah press with finger and your finger goes through the paper into your asshole. welcome to brown fingernail edges that smell like dirty pussy slits 1439488825779 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/135049/HOW_TO_WIPE_YOUR_ASS_USING_AS_LITTLE_TOILET_PAPER_AS_POSSIBLE

Spotting a hidden handgun - ASYMMETRICAL GAIT - UPPER BODY SHIFT - A QUICK ADJUSTMENT - RUNNING FROM THE RAIN - CONSPICUOUS CLOTHING

hidden (5) , weapon (106) , howto (118) , info (382)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1271508764020.jpg Info: JPG, 219 Kbytes (750x950) Added by: Redrocco (Apr 17, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: concealed weapons are legal here without a permit 1272954906639 crackerkiller5: no comment 1272960969273 anonymous: Oh noes. He gots da concealed iPhone 1273030785957 pyrodice: yeah, this advice worked before everyone got a smartphone they don't want to fall out. :P 1273042576789 Anonymous: Good to know, when you have people wanting to kill you. 1274587131171 bluelee: What a load of shit!!!! 1274587738430 orly?: holy shit apparently i carry guns all the time! o crap! 1274594127188 bluelee: it's that pivot leg arm drag that gave you away. 1274594851851 PUSSYSLAYER: this is bullshit niggas walk aroung with p90's in my niegbhor hood so what now? 1278395003545 Anonymous: that's not a beercan, miss 1283385964147 Grendel: shoot him, he’s covering his wallet while running in the rain 1283642728752 Anonymous: I just love it when a stupid cop questions me about my gun and I stick my concealed carry permit right in his face. They start asking stupid questions and I just walk away. 1287515983713 Anony-me: good to know, if i ever carry a gun around i'll just make quick circular motions on my crotch 1287519064864 Anony-me: really, good guide. but ii thought we alriedy knew that hipsters and nervous old men with trenchcoats are packing 1287519185434 (show all comments) vhgtftftchchgcgc: check the last two hints - this is the perfect guide to paranoia 1291684605951 Anonymous: Hey, Red! These info-posts are so cool! Thanks! 1291767721199 GaYwhOre69: Gotta go to walmart and buy me a gun 1374507743625 liplocker_code3: Also, all those yellow circles all over your body is a dead giveaway. Especially those that have an image of a gun inside them. 1376847931253 Crackhead Fezmonkey: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you glad to see me? 1434588052756 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/113160/Spotting_a_hidden_handgun_-_ASYMMETRICAL_GAIT_-_UPPER_BODY_SHIFT_-_A_QUICK_ADJUS TMENT_-_RUNNING_FROM_THE_RAIN_-_CONSPICUOUS_CLOTHING

Q: HOW DO I WIN ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS EVERY TIME?

stategy (1) , game (185) , chart (156) , howto (118) , rock (38) , paper (32) , scissors (17)

Source: WEB / tehgiraffe URL: http://tehgiraffe.com/pix/2010/08/1282174761-ed159588-e55e-49b3-9715-0635b91bfd41.png Info: PNG, 1024 Kbytes (615x1402) Added by: Choadboy (Aug 19, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Every time? Not really. 1282227061506 Anonymous: Also. No. 6. If paper is used the least, it would be wiser to throw rock. As your opponent would be statistically more likely to throw scissors than papers, you'd have a better chance of winning. If you do as suggested and throw paper, you've got a 50/50 chance against rock or scissors who are almost equally popular. 1282227235998 sickfuck88: now i'll win the drinking game and stop waking up on the porch 1282227288792 Rorix: Spock FTW 1287777073542 Anonymous: Winning RPS is so much easier than some of that pic makes out. 1287777289392 bitty95: pissing on all will win every time 1287801794800 AwesomeAnonymous!: Barrel roll every time! 1288635628302 FlaRp: How to win everytime? You use rock. And, you thrust that rock straight into your oponets balls. See? Win! 1288646693128 MrPerspective I always play Pen. It's mightier than Sword. 1302994982266 Anonymous: ^Where's the bird? 1429292043178 Magister: This is stupid, inaccurate, and completely dependant on the other person. Fail 1429494396288 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/145384/Q:_HOW_DO_I_WIN_ROCK,_PAPER,_SCISSORS_EVERY_TIME?

HOW TO USE FLESH-MESH X-RAY IN PHOTOSHOP

photoshop (445) , x-ray (35) , tits (2512) , howto (118)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1251730822899.jpg Info: JPG, 345 Kbytes (900x1402) Added by: Harlick (Aug 31, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse harlick: Since this got published, 4chan's had tons of these kind of pics 1252358279566 Anonymous: It seems that Photoshop 7.0 doesn't have The infrared or exposure settings. 1252542485438 Anonymous: *saved* 1252792318602 Anonymous: is nice iv have CS4 it is better qualety then this pic has 1252795850635 Anonymous: Who is that? She looks like a cousin of mine I fancied. (not blood related, my mom was adopted). 1252812412978 Anonymous: nice one 1252814225523 non member: hay could any one make me a what ever they call it where it does it for you like you save what u did and it goes back through and does it bc i got a pic i want done she is wearing a white shirt and no bra but im having better luck with the old method if u can help my email is ***@yahoodotcom 1253496946231 Drilldo!: ^^ Yo, bro...puncuation is your friend! Use it! 1253501662596 and1: fake :D 1254069838172 Anonymous: Thanks. 1261588914717 Anonymous: thanks and1 you genius 1261590791356 Anonymous: u fags have nothing better to do then stair at photoshop tits... -.-" 1262635993622 Anonymous: Doesn't work with most pictures find on the net, You will have to go out and meet girls urself. 1263337103404 diegotterdienen: That waz so shopped! gay! 1267406018857 (show all comments) Anonymous: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO 1267446639906 Anonymous: fuck i cant get this shit to work. i tried it so many times 1268756862750 NigBickDigger: is this real?? 1273698950371 Anonymous: doesn't work 1275166201880 Anonymous: LOLOLOLOL retarded wonder, just find a tit the right shape and 50% trans that shit in.. aholes 1275637361212 Anonymous: When you are in the Channel Mixer Tool, you cant exposure tool, this is bs 1275866345763 Anonymous: haha nice 1277318964670 fuckinglandshark: YAY BOOBIES! 1277346443428 Anonymous: man, how can you believe it? :D 1277362958254 Anonymous: hehe @ 5763 ...you can't <i>expose</i> your tool". hehe 1277384253242 Anonymous: wtf, i donwloaded photoshop 6.01 from piratebay, but it doesnt have the infrared thing in channel mixer.. 1277648752423 Why tho?: Why u mad tho? 1287598944250 anon: 978 That is Bailey Shoehorn. there are many,many nudes of her on the Net, so I guess we could check her nipples to see if they look like the X-Ray in the picture 1287622778819 Anonymous: ugly girl but nice tits. thanks photoshop for showing the hidden beauty! 1287623152885 Gottesackerpflug: troll face, bugger off 1291681028402 Anonymous: how about seeing boobs in real life? 1291707798368 rock: just ask her to take her bra off? or? 1291716273856 chrud: lame 1295199688303 Anonymous: this is a lie and a fail. 1307091883882 Anonymous: This is not even a remotely funny trolling. Look for "without-a-stitch filter" instead. Now, that's funny! 1428985647257 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/46023/HOW_TO_USE_FLESH-MESH_X-RAY_IN_PHOTOSHOP

Chan4Chan users

Patrick harris (1) , chan4chan (343) , howto (118) , advice (280)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i27.tinypic.com/2mi5fk5.jpg Info: JPG, 112 Kbytes (500x500) Added by: anonymous (Jul 28, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: wat 1282346604499 sickfuck88: shut up faggot 1282347368991 crackerkiller5: gay fag is gay 1282544911135 Anonymous: Hi kids Im Neil Patrick Harris. Im on TV. If I wasnt a Fag before, Being on TV sure Made me one. I guess we'll never know. TV Creates Fags Kids. Don't seek fame unless you want to Blow Neil Patrick Harris - Or has they say on TV Sucking on a Doogie. 1283812899863 Everdark: tl;dr 1317281891316 Anonymous: lol lime 1317282015395 BnSneky: Lame 1317293257327 pocket: i lold 1317301766411 NorwayJunkie: This guy was ALWAYS a lame fag, so were the ppl who thought he was cool 1317331234846 Anonymous: Fag much? 1317345909775 Everdark: no bumps you say? 1318586490144 MegaShit: I'm not even remotely fucked about incoming... it's nothing special... There's definitely nothing there that I can't find on any given day with a simple Google Image search. 1318589960356 Redrocco: I dunnoMega, google has been the disappoint lately, I suspect new filtering..... 1318590026108 MegaShit: ^You are forgetting that I is a net ninja... I've got black pyjamas and everything! 1318604285754 (show all comments) Anonymous: BDsyndrome is classic though. 1335302817785 Anonymous: excuse me sir, may i suck your cock? 1370550150988 siiix: also works for muricans in Vietnam and Afghanistan ;) 1426667172175 Anonymous: "Just saying thanks will not just be sufficient, for the tremendous lucidity in your writing. I will right away grab your rss feed to stay abreast of any updates." 1426667729613 Anonymous: "I ve read some good stuff here Definitely worth bookmarking for revisiting" 1426668499859 Anonymous: "I do agree with all the ideas you have presented in your post. They are very convincing and will definitely work. Thanks for the post." 1426669405577 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/140352/Chan4Chan_users

BENDERBRAU - BUILDING BEER BREWING BENDER

futurama (32) , alcohol (29) , howto (118) , beer (67) , diy (35) , bender (5)

Source: WEB / apina URL: http://termite.apcdn.com/full/41962.jpg Info: JPG, 657 Kbytes (516x7058) Added by: Furore23 (Jun 15, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: awesome 1308160790507 Midgeinc: Im so building one of these. 1310548215212 djh123: ^friend! you're in my thoughts :) 1310548365772 Burrgeezy: BEST KEG EVAR 1310945341842 MarkosT: I can't do this. 1310946724236 Furore23: I tried to follow these instructions, but I ended up with a paper plane full of mashed potatoes. 1310991366814 Antiphon: What, youre basically drinking his PISS straight from his COCK???? 1310993075743 MarkosT: ^Hahahaha!! 1310993541558 MarkosT: woops! someone wedged me....I meant ^^Hahahahaha!! 1310995846893 MarkosT: or wait, now it's ^^^^Hahahahaha!! Let's just say Furore's result made me LULZ 1310995934827 Furore23: What did YOU end up making, MarkosT? 1310996500541 Hughbie: mmmmm...beer 1310997301884 MarkosT: Furore - at first it was a Mobius strip, but then it got better.... 1311014701123 MarkosT: http://image.rakuten.co.jp/galstar/cabinet/acce/001156_4.jpg 1311014758115 (show all comments) Furore23: ^ Is that Filipino Hannah Montana? 1311087254322 MarkosT: I've got her tied up in my basement with a knot she can't untie, as soon as I teach her to speak English, I'll ask her 1311174971711 Furore23: :O 1311247544367 Anonymous: fukken win 1311247922626 Anonymous: fuckin A man! 1313173368607 Werner: 2 much Time............ 1333248243507 GibblesNBits: So I stoled this and put it on Imgur, then somebody else posted it to the guy who does bender's voice's twitter and he liked it: https://twitter.com/TheJohnDiMaggio/status/576249396511166465 1426347136779 Stalker: Winning! 1426347340895 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: StormTrooper Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/179558/BENDERBRAU_-_BUILDING_BEER_BREWING_BENDER

How to spot a Nice Guy

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1253077862476.gif Info: GIF, 50 Kbytes (323x483) Added by: randyvanburen (Sep 16, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse FalzeProphet: Wow... I wish this was distributed to every girl on earth... Then us nice guys would actually get noticed... 1255072070851 Anonymous: Doesn't matter, women seem to be attracted to bastards and money. 1255072777146 TASTYbacon: LOL, I guess I'm not a nice guy........ 1255080995583 BadBoy: Ladies love BB's Rather get laid as I do, Nice guys not overlooked, just ignored. 1255096582372 Samps: Holy shit, it's me! Except I prefer black t shirts and blue jeans. 1255131373419 Anonymous: i think they confused nice guys with losers 1255146327326 Anonymous: gay 1255154623110 Grammar Nazi: Even poster makers are being affected by /b/'s insubordinance to basic grammar rules. 1262935354413 mantore: i wish this wasnt me 1263069529808 Anonymous: You wouldnt want to be with a boy like that. Too nice, too sane, too geeky. 1271114163700 dings77: 6 foot or less? the biggest pussies I ever met were over 6 foot. 1273015424354 Evil Ed: 'Nice guys' = passive = wimp = single. It's all about the balance of power. 1273016417765 Anonymous: gay. also creator not so clear on even/odd numbers 1277188533899 Limerick: Dense.^^^ In the company of evens, meaning a third or fifth wheel to a group of couples. 1277190123179 (show all comments) finntrollface: where is the "long awesome hair" and "finntroll t-shirt" 1286134564620 Rorix: Non threatening genitalia?? Absolutely not me =) 1286146618199 Anonymous: i used to be third or fifth wheel, now i'm a loner 1286147418250 Paspking: ah... you know Us girls say "I want a nice guy" But some strange Thing in our DNA only attracts assholes =( it sucks. I want a nice guy. 1286147479440 Seagull: This is me and i am single, go figure 1286185490387 Anonymous: funny how this poster could also be used to identify serial killers 1286247929197 Anonymous: other wise known as beta losers. AKA chan. 1286365070725 Aninnymous: "How to spot a nice guy?"...you'll find him home alone on the weekends drowning in his own tears and jizz :( 1286626762232 Anonymous: Nice guys finish last (and alone). Don't be one. 1289631037652 Anonymous 1289634211691 mrscurva: Sounds like Ted Bundy! Yea make friends with him! 1289653947377 GridLocK: if you are a "nice guy" i suggest you read the 48 laws of power 1293745487526 TheElCaminoDude: sonofabitch 1294481543147 chrud: ^4354 you met a 6 foot pussy? 1294582438706 Anonymous: i met a six foot cunt he was pointing a radar gun at me 1299153399778 Bonefish: Is that Redrocco? 1364458279587 Cookie.Enabler: Chicks like them because they finish last. 1366850756335 Anonymous: I'll finish the 48 "laws of power" right after I jerk off, mmmkay? 1366860273115 Isla: Hello, i think that i saw you visited my website thus i came to “return the favor”.I'm trying to find things to improve my site!I suppose its ok to use some of your ideas!! 1420741620864 Uncle Hulka: So because I'm 6'5" I'm not a nice guy? 1421157521316 Anonymous: ^no, you're just a big dumb fuck. 1421158574208 Anonymous: I like my ma;l 1421952520709 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/50639/How_to_spot_a_Nice_Guy

HOW TO INDUCE A MISCARRIAGE

abortion (34) , howto (118) , miscarriage (2)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1338929277772.png Info: PNG, 113 Kbytes (800x1200) Added by: mischievious (Jun 7, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse r120607: Author didn't say "transient paralysis" 1339083472812 Anonymous: yeah, this in not at all safe 1359188569361 Anonymous: This actually works. My baby that is in heaven is proof. 1369969808365 Bulbasaur111919: ^ proof that baby is in heaven or GTFO. 1369995685334 Anonymous: ^^ proof you can have a baby: tits & pussy or GTFO 1370127435763 Anonymous: All pregnant crackas, please induce micarriages asap! Thank you for your cooperation. Cave bitches. 1370159741940 Anonymous: Toss the bitch down the stairs, or out the window. That usually works... 1372518404748 Anonymous: I hear a punch works to 1374623165679 Anonymous: kill the nigger pregnant bitches. That works. 1374634672553 Crackerkiller5: One punch in the stomach 1374647838514 HotPawt: Mel Gibson helpfully suggests a good gut punch. 1374674118727 Anonymous: If you have it on the courthouse steps, it's a miscarriage of justice! 1374799230518 Anonymous: This makes some sense since an amount of 6000 or more mg of Vitamin C a day makes the uterine wall incapable of holding eggs on its lining. Cheapest and healthiest form of birth control out there. I'd say it would work if needed. 1375090013109 Anonymous: I want to B. F. her ! 1421110236531 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/216660/HOW_TO_INDUCE_A_MISCARRIAGE

How to Ask For Oral Sex - A comprehensive guide for men and women

oral (18) , sex (489) , men (54) , advice (280) , women (377) , love (176) , howto (118) , oral sex (2)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1274992777289.jpg Info: JPG, 117 Kbytes (600x570) Added by: Redrocco (May 28, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: < truths be told 1275014163782 anon09: All a woman's really gotta do is state, perhaps somewhat suggestively, "Honey, I'm out of the shower" 1275016807215 cybersinner: "How to beg." Written for pussies and faggots. 1275355809693 Anonymous: how about bitch suck my dick 1275355897814 cybersinner: I prefer, "Open up and say Ahhh!" 1275356531405 Anonymous: give her the old "anesthetic". utilize the "howard-fine-howard" method via sledgehammer. 1275361306189 Anonymous: Real men don't ask. Real women don't need to be asked. 1275394262869 Squinky: ^^Truth 1277257934627 boss: Pay for it, it's cheaper and easier. And, you don't have to hear about it for a f ing month later. 1277309579590 Limerick: Do people really have these problems? 1277370199304 Anonymous: donkey punch 1277374175118 tahnook: i will ask to wash her mouth out with my man soap! 1277621581342 Anonymous: you mean my penis doesn't count as a present? 1277713727764 jacooker: Honey, what do you think you could fill up the fastest? Your mouth with my dick or your suitcases? 1280053834160 (show all comments) Anonymous: close your eyes, get on your knees, and open your mouth LOL 1282627046802 XENU: ^sage advice your father gave you, Son 1282627074508 ElCapitan: Why so complicated? 1282632971961 Anonymous: Hold her godamm nose until she opens her mouth then insert and hold on. As the oxygen deprivation sets in she's gonna start bucking but it'll be worth it. Aaand you'll never go back to being "Just" friends afterwards I guarantee it... 1283812690520 willybeamish: you younger fellows are fuckin pussies. letting women dictate, thanks, its why ive never had trouble getting head i guess 1283813714270 Androgynous: Yeah but what you going to do when your goldfish dies? 1283816271928 Evil Ed: I've never had to ask. If you have to beg, you have bigger problems than the blowjob. 1283822013957 Flarp: A fucking dollar and a rubber band. If it's a woman, she'll go for the bait. 1283840599376 Anonymous: DONT: Force her to suck your dick DO:beat her into submission for refusing 1285351661661 Leashedhate: Suck me beutiful.......? 1285904564665 Anonymous: These manly rules don't apply to Chuck Norris 1285907474556 Flarp: But, Chuck Norris is an ejaculatory chain gun. Only, Chuck Norris could survive blowing Chuck Norris. Chuck Norrises balls never touch. That would just be gay. 1285911471626 Bongochops: Just stick your dick in her mouth, if she pulls away, then dump her... Easy 1286096141524 Anonymous: I've never met a man who wasn't terrfied of licking a vagina. It's not that bad; its teeth don't bite hard, and it only smells like fish if it hasn't been washed in the last 26 seconds 1286752152859 Anonymous: ^^^^ What nasty ass bitches u been messing around with that smell like fish after 26 seconds lol 1286752774482 FLARP: WTF?! I thought you washed those things WITH fish to make them smell like that! 1286779811410 Anonymous: Marines give the best head 1286785288549 The Dude: Why not just punch her in the head and have your way? No complaining. 1287319910660 DarbyCrash: i did all the don'ts and it worked for me... 1287784587508 lily84: haha i kinda like the can i wash your mouth with my man soap that would make me lol 1287784911187 FluffyTaco: HMMMMM Id be down anyway...My bf doesnt even have to ask I do it atleast 5 times every day and have for the past six years!!!!! Plus sex...YAY 1292064395213 Anonymous: HAMMER SMASH FACE. Any questions? 1293798076495 Raimey_D: Chicks just have to smile...guys have to hand over their gf 1313034587363 Yoda: Wrong doing it you are 1313035897779 Anonymous: since when do you have to ask? 1318919709976 Anonymous: maybe eating food that tastes like sperm before that would help 1328719817812 nigel: just suck bitch wiorks for me 1368419213901 esmeralda: I usually suck it before they've had time to ask. I love the way they're so grateful - like a dog that likes chocolate. Poor bastards. 1368511752725 Rumpledforeskin: Some woman had a coin purse made out of foreskins. When she rubbed it, it became a suitcase! 1368792405875 Rumpledforeskin: I like foreskins. Tastes great! 1368794131809 Anonymous: Ask for it orally! 1369749659822 djh123: too complicated. just get to the point and stfu 1369790221906 onadiah: They have to ASK for oral sex in the USA? 1369823217588 Anonymous: would need a deepthroating tips poster with average dick measurements and how to communicate dick sizes with allusions. 1370411886713 Anonymous: "Dear lady, would you please insert my member into your oral cavity and move your delightful head up and down upon my shaft until I climax?" 1371086697689 aPPLEkACK: I never had to ask, and i came in her mouth and up her nose *laugh* 1420781964875 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: aPPLEkACK Ardamel ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/129456/How_to_Ask_For_Oral_Sex_-_A_comprehensive_guide_for_men_and_women

Padlock hack howto

padlock (3) , hack (72) , howto (118)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1255603793788.png Info: PNG, 306 Kbytes (1872x1224) Added by: toxic (Oct 15, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse ooshna: real or bullshit? 1256334990529 cracker_killer: use a hammer 1256338425795 Pyro: blowtorch 1256338631466 PUSSYDESTROYER: nope, all wrong. Big channel locks or a pipe wrench, twist it off. Less noise. I'm beginning to wonder if cracker killer is really black. FRO or GTFO! 1256338881615 cracker_killer: im black all right, i just dont speak in ebonics 1256351247254 Swiney: ^GTFO NIGGER^ 1256351330869 cracker_killer: ^STFU CRACKER^ 1256352524542 Swiney: ^GTFO COON^ 1256353767887 Anonymous: Pretty cool pic thanks for posting. 1256516187117 Anonymous: Easyer/faster way - get a coke can, cut a triangle out of the foil and jam it between the the tongue - way faster, and works... 1257273212698 pocket: "just dont speak in ebonics" = actually capable of speaking english 1257282444722 wupme: ^^ that coke can method only works with shitty padlocks. 1281803027349 Anonymous: Blue wrench, much quicker. 1284016921698 Pyro: use a key? 1284186638291 (show all comments) SouthernPride: hears the easiest way yet to get it open. pry the face off with a screw driver, and break the shaft by prying on it a little, then slide the shaft down and the lock opens. 1284192328839 Flarp: OR, you could just use a shakle sleeve. No picking, no cracking, no freon fiction (Nitrogen works.) Slid the sleeve down between the lock and shakle and voiala! open lock. Or, bolt cutters, etc.. Surprisingly, shooting is very innefective. 1284206342152 Flarp: @Cracker_killer: I see this. He's being truthful. Otherwise the name would be "Cracka-killa." Funny, the actual basterdized word is "Craiker" Anyone knows what it is for the prize of 5.5 internats? 1284206459522 chumpno1: ^ no one knows, what is it? 1291001860326 al: Bolt cutters do the trick. 1291002140916 Anonymous: Cordless Dremel with a reinforced cut off disc. 20 seconds. Done. 1291002986380 Anonymous: Cordless sawzall with metal cutting blade. Done 1291003028249 Anonymous: Gas powered concrete saw with metal cutting blade. Noisy but ...done. 1291003824790 Anonymous: cracker_killer is white, 13 years old and worships niggers. He's a loner at school and looks up to niggers and the asshat whiggers who emulate them. He can't hang with them so he acts the nigger on the internet. All hidden from his mom of course. How am I doing so far? 1291005585375 Munster: Throw a fuckin rock... 1291009425282 Burrgeezy: crowbar 1291009465476 Anonymous: wire cutter, snip, done 1420478229810 Anonymous: ^lol 1420482783884 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/59780/Padlock_hack_howto

EXPLAIN THE INTERNET - TO A 19TH CENTURY STREET URCHIN

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Source: WEB / apina URL: http://apina.nwpshost.com/full/35835.jpg Info: JPG, 1334 Kbytes (1000x3371) Added by: Furore23 (Oct 30, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: There are better ways to go about that 1291872175150 violetxrain: That was a winsome adventure. 1291876406475 Flarp: I'd just go back in time to the beginning of the horse race 1291879211199 Munster: I've never been a good magician... and i know Internet is all about magic... 1291880794357 Limerick: Hey, kid. Ever seen a magnet? 1291880827867 Munster: Is that the bad guy from Xmen?... 1291881605416 Limerick: No, no. You've got it all wrong. See, the magnet's in my back pocket but my hands are full. Think you could help me out, little . . . little . . . boy? 1291881775256 Anonymous: Why are you traving in time for, anyway? 1291881838627 Limerick: Raping young street rats. Was that not evident in my previous statement? 1291881984463 Das ℜeich: THOU SHALLST NOT WEARY ME, assfag 1292195871991 glennocide: i enjoi'd that 1305585017993 MrPerspective: "Imagine if all the mail were delivered instantly by magical pixies. Now imagine if for every pixie there are 10 obscene ogres, 100 greedy goblins, 1,000 tedious trolls, 10,000 mercantile merchants hounding you to buy their useless junk, 100,000 mosquitoes, and one million fleas waiting to infest your scalp. Yea verily, boy, thou art shagged." 1305586923805 Furore23: ^ Yes, exactly. 1305625363153 Anonymous: please sir can I have some moar 1305708690167 (show all comments) uberbarf: TL;DR 1307325040453 MrPerspective: ^ Same for all of us, but SSSSHHHH! Don't tell. 1307357800103 Lickathesplit: Why so draaaaaaag ? 1307380263827 lictor: evolution of the telegraph 1340832062294 Anonymous: Can I rape the boy, afterward? 1344534284598 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/155559/EXPLAIN_THE_INTERNET_-_TO_A_19TH_CENTURY_STREET_URCHIN

How to be a Karma Whore

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://webpages.charter.net/xcatfoodx/karmawhore.png Info: PNG, 105 Kbytes (1140x1290) Added by: Redrocco (Jun 16, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Furore23: Dirty secrets of the insider traders! 1276718020516 Choadboy: Still accepting tags? Haven't had one approved for a lonnng time. 1276753669433 Anonymous: Redroccos guide to getting permabanned D: 1276825958930 iprobablyhateyou: fuck what c4c thinks is funny... make sure i think its funny... usually derogatory to niggers or women 1276842368692 Furore23: It's a balancing act: maybe you want to keep coming back, so you sort of compromise the shit you do; but, it has to be worth your while, so you want your own views represented. Oh snap I just described EVERYTHING EVER. 1276855868702 Gonzo: What is the practical application of being a kamra whore? 1278811094170 Furore23: ^ None. It makes as much sense as high-scoring on any video game - it's kind of nice in a way, but the most important thing is having fun when just playing the game. 1278850048917 Redrocco: over a month away and Im still in the lead tho, you guys need to play MORE 1279644400103 Anonymous: Now there's a 'practical application' to being a karma whore: /incoming 1279644723172 crackerkiller5: i should be in the top 10 1279653973119 Anonymous: Professional. 1279855554697 Nickeh43: Red should know, he is the original karma whore. The Adam of karma-whoring, if you will 1281391476243 uriar: i only post images I like. Most of them get deleted :( 1282431940434 Raptor Jesus: KARMA IS FOR FAGGOTS THAT CANNOT TAKE REVENGE FOR THEIR OWN 1282438319378 (show all comments) Nickeh43: ...revenge for.... I think Raptor missed the point and didn't click the thumbnail OR read the comments. 1284853665604 Redrocco: I think I need to do a new version of this 1318213063444 Anonymous: Not sucking site owner's dick is what causes banning. 1318643313384 Anonymous: Mmm... delicious c4c peen. 1318678164847 liplocker_code3: Meh. Who gives a rat's ass. 1417378346589 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/133826/How_to_be_a_Karma_Whore

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