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So you found something cool on the internet...A helpful chart from Loldwell.com and SystemComic.com
Share internet awesome chart howto share (1) , internet (173) , awesome (70) , chart (154) , howto (118)

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Skiddlydoop: To the googles!1335261023723
Anonymous: it's fun to dick around on the web...and to dick around pussy too1502183372184
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ATHEISIMRESOURCE.COM - "DEBATING A CHRISTIAN"
Religion debate logic howto flowchart religion (396) , debate (10) , logic (17) , howto (118) , flowchart (23)

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Anonymous: W I N1293705325482
Quasimodo: EPIC WIN!1293705877891
Anonymous: lets get some hot pants and go door to door1293977531193
Anonymous: Works both ways. Athiests would also fail the first part of the chart because nothing can convince them that there is a God,1307519826889
Limerick: ^Not necessarily. If the skies opened and through them, I saw a bearded man who told me to seek penance for my misdeeds, I think I'd listen.1307520042282
Anonymous: why is this limited to debating a christian? this can aply to all peoples. Im just sayin1359196496159
BAMBU: VERY interesting!I will use this flow chart not for religion (my speakers are democratic people and you can talk with them) but for everyday flamers "debats". The very first part of the chart is the basis of a democratic debate.1359199259822
Chanonymous: Debating a Muslim would be: I will talk to you about this topic provided you do not threaten beheading or resort to the use of explosives.1359201378908
darkstan: An excellent document. Nice work.1359298965427
RubberG: Same as debating a liberal: Answer to all questions - Dat's racis!1359300931204
Annoyingmous: Because fuck you, that's why.1402455063812
Anonymous: Liberal in today's language means anyone who doesn't support Trump. You people would brand Ron Paul a liberal if we dug him out of the woodworks.1499331568281
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How to get a teen-age boy & what to do with him when you get him
Info pedo howto book women cougar info (382) , pedo (205) , howto (118) , book (59) , women (376) , cougar (3)

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Anonymous: The original cougar1338406604134
Zorro: Oh yeah baby! touch my penis in the elevator!1338406648134
Queefly: Why is Cheryl Tiegs on the cover?1338407567980
Smosh: ...written by some woman. Never fails.1338415232606
sickfuck88: i got a teenage boy and i fucked him up the ass1338758512172
Quantum69: ^Suuuuuuuure you did ;-)1338758673206
Anonymous: Teenage boys usually have very tight and perfect assholes. Dont forget the donkeypunch.1338762879764
SpaceBum: And, if it was a 35 or 40 year old man who puts out a book "how to get a teenage girl, and what to do with her when you get her"? See what would happen. lol1356320361323
SpaceBum: ^^my bad, posted before I got the sauce. Thought Ellen was a cougar. She actually wrote love and sex guides in the 60's for teens. Stupid me. My point still stands about cougars though.1356320695450
babyG: hello PediBear.. u hav milky milk for mee.. or cheecky sideface meats to cook ?1358143824128
mommy: cussons the imperial leather1358144114715
Tuun: Hit it1358144169805
RealToyBoy: she loves u.. but ur penis is just too smol for er.1358144607473
Anonymous: it happens...those MILFS love young dick...and I'm glad1358145262832

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PAINLESS, FAST SUICIDE
An hero science howto suicide an hero (26) , science (149) , howto (118) , suicide (92)

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cheesecake: A small room will work as well as CPAP supplies, they are pricey1305216038736
MegaShit: Why not just smack you head with a large mash hammer? Top tip: before killing yourself with a hammer, write the name of somebody you don't like in your own blood (extracted earlier) on the floor next to where your body will be found, and make it look like you identified your own murderer before succumbing to your injuries1305228598649
Weed: ^Yeah, because that worked sooooo well in Ace Attorney.1307568807879
StormTrooper: Instead of spending $101, just step out in front of a speeding bus. Cost $0!1307675504360
Anonymous: I've done this. It works good!1307918664254
Anonymous: Your car, use your car. Leave warning signs.1308011890143
Anonymous: fuck this, leave a mess and at least one person will remember you~ Mossberg.1308821259785
crazyassmofo: ^That person will be my mom1308847662410

Furore23		 Still the winner.
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Anonymous: @ StormTrooper: who gives a fck1308870435948
Anonymous: Maybe you dumbfucks should realize that if you're going to die then money shouldn't even be an issue.1310137508293
Anonymousticles: The absolute three best methods of suicide are 1. Suicide-Homicide, E.G.: Blow yourself up along with others, school shooting then killing yourself, etc. 2. Extreme Shock value, E.G.: Hang yourself in the lobby area of your highschool or workplace, preferrably after shitting all over the floor below your corpse and setting yourself on fire.1310204030131
Anonymousticles: 3. Comedic Value, E.G.: Slit your wrists and throat and write,"Sorry about the mess" on the wall in your own blood.1310204066767
sms1982: Tried this six times1318840081604

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How to download books from mIRC - Before we got torrents, P2P and even Napster, mIRC was the best place where you could get lots of movies, apps and mp3's for free.
IRC howto pirate ebook IRC (15) , howto (118) , pirate (17) , ebook (1)

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Harvey: What the fuck is a book?1287874482816
sickfuck88: i never thought this website would make me smarter....oh well1287879191971

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Anonymous: mIRC is the worst client, and mIRC's not a place, IRC is. and yeah, dcc is great.1302427875220
Ariel: I dont know if MIRC is the worst, i dont think so, really but, certainly, you can get tons of stuff, since many Direct Download sites are down.1334796110221
Redrocco: mIRC is the best IRC client for windows bar none1334796695450
Anonymous: @ harvey, best first comment ever!1334816888117
Anonymous: I'll wait for the movie to come out then download it in a torrent1334838432551
Anonymous: AAAAAAAA1491002899983
JUJUKIOS: Oh...DCC...brings memories...still u can find rare things...1491125346445
Anonymous: Unicorns???1491135882836
DaFecesKing: ^Lexicon Suck Huge Donkey Cocks1491181095337
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4 Eat Brains - Tilt child's head backwards and place your mouth against child's nose.
Zombie eat brains howto zombie (53) , eat (37) , brains (1) , howto (118)

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Anonymous: Brrrrraaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsssss1280254700767
Anonymous: Never get a Zombie to do CPR1280338580575
Balut: pedo makeout session1280369490738
Anonymouse: Is it possible to suck brains out through the nose? I thought you would only get snot.1282676406858
Limerick: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foramina_of_the_skull1282684678705
Anonymous: See? This is why you wouldn't survive the Zombie Apocalypse. You're helping the enemy!1288698510376
Anonymous: never get a zombie to do CP1288731730801
Furore23: The ancient Egyptards pulled the brain out through the nose during embalming... I'm sure a hungry pedozombie could generate enough suction.1306320280986
user775: oh sure they where egyptards lol, they ,made something it can not be done in todays era1306320457845
Furore23: ^ What, pyramidal tombs? Do people still fall for that old myth. that somehow modern technology can't pile up a bunch of stones?1306326169169
Anonymous: fucking yummy1306330925541
Anonymous: He calls them Ancient Egyptards because he is jealous that they were black. Its ok, white people have stone henge. Relax.1306389854416
Anonymous: "a bunch of stones" lol, what a moron.1306389890138
Furore23: ^ Sorry, forgot to mention the Atlantean magitech.1306408851873

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15 Ways to Fill Your Own Pot of Gold
Gold howto gold (18) , howto (118)

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oooEYEooo: ..."15 ways to increase the size"...1339786509198
fiveby5: orly? last time i checked, the restaurants won't charge you any less if you drink a big glass of water and eat less than the 5 servings they put on your plate. savings, my ass.1339806400965
r120615: What a crock1339812352238
Anonymous: start charging your girlfriend to fuck her. $100 a shot times 10 times a week -estimated annual savings $52,000. Do her sister and double your income!1341290678859
Anonymous: Filling your own pot of gold? "One cigarette per day." How about stop smoking, you disgusting bitch?!1461711574456
N: 15 ways to die of fucking boredom.1480267795115
SHDAD75: Don't go to Starbucks dumb-ass trendies.1480305244686
JimmyHat: ice cube thing didnt work! is it me, or florida?1481465218715
Anonymous: $10k is a pot of gold???? Maybe for a broke ass homeless person, but then they have fuck all expenditure in the first place.1481466194956
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How to Suicide* Quick and Painless it's not an hero if you do it this way.
Poison suicide cyanide howto an hero info poison (8) , suicide (92) , cyanide (1) , howto (118) , an hero (26) , info (382)

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Anonymous: Pro Tip? Because you've certainly done this.... done it more than once.... done it so many times you could be called a pro.... oh wait.....1265704337496
KarmaPickles: Save this for Colon cancer at 78.1265707964432
Boreece: Probably has you writhing in pain for 30 minutes until you finally pass out...1266273303106
iprobablyhateyou: ^try it and let us know1266281968858
Redrocco: its fast and painless1269614946360
Anonymous: I see what you did here.....conveniently left out the part about severe convulsing, pulmonary adema, and cardiac arrest...all of which you will be cognizant of before it kills you (after about 30 minutes of agonizing pain). Cruel much, OP?1269616327392
Anonymous: PROTIP: To suicide, kill yourself until you dies.1272987626441
pyrodice: OD on Chloroform.1273043763472
darkwing duck 421: OD on failure that should do the trick1273143414597
Anonymous: Yeah this works and is very painless as I tried it last night ;-)1273145417243
Thrishka: OH thank you!!!!! ^^ now i have the control of my life.. and not that god they call.. HA!!1274570958639
RobertPaulsin: or take a bunch of xanax and REALLY pass out1277240649531
Charlotte: Yeah, not quite that easy to get it...1277241689535
Moongrim: Jeez. And WHERE do I get the cyanide? Asphyxiation with refrigerant is still better.1277245519800

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TRANSLATION - Sometiomes makes you shit bricks
Google howto translate google (87) , howto (118) , translate (3)

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Sasi: I shit some hundred bricks, yeah...1274396329942
RKB: Hahaha, that was weird man. never figured that was what it would say.1274398941438
Anonymous: I shat brox1274399505814
anon09: Icehat broc1274399609925
Pyro: HOLY FUCK WIN1274409235805
NigBickDigger: I was expeting "black"1274409589960
whisperinghero: No... way.1274437540512
Warg: FUCK YEAH.1274462242526
Bubble: lol kill them אַידס1274463889641
Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!1274466819406
Anonymous: looooooooooooooooooooooool niceeeeeeeeeeeee1274467030788
Anonymous: lol great!1274467983777
Anonymous: Okay, that IS funny. Have to go tell my self-hating gay Jewish friends now.1274468071725
Anonymous: i dun get it1274487020287

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BLOODY ZORO'S WOUND TUTORIAL
Blood howto fake gore blood (159) , howto (118) , fake (27) , gore (629)

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MrSandynigger: Attention whoring taken to the next level?1322758012322
Lexicon: Needed to be posted more than a month ago.1322762705600
Tres: too, too cool. Don't know how I'll ever use it, Halloween next year maybe, but this is cool beans.1322773154361
Anonymous: why is this girl dressing up as a dude?1323348900403
Anonymous: why is this dude dressing up as a girl?1391598391304
Anonymous: ^is lesiban1453278822553
Anonymous: red lettering on black background? Don't ever do that to my eyes again1454555267790
Anonymous: ^Gimp > Ctrl-I > Adjust levels = medium blue on white, better?1454785250496
Anonymous: hgffhhyuuh1460992431256
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Sleep: How to hack your brain
Howto hack sleep brain howto (118) , hack (72) , sleep (128) , brain (59)

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darkstan: Fascinating.1268622642796
Hughbie: I learnt them as power naps. Its like a quick recharge that keeps you going longer.1268625544437
Anonymous: I've tried it before, not as hard core as the Uberman. But they really work. However, I don't know how healthy it is to do this in the long run, though it does make sense evolutionarily. 20 minute naps are safer than 8hrs of sleep.1268630955765
dings77: every generation is always trying to skip sleeping. No one succeeds but some fags want to make you think it can be done. it can't. deal with it. you need sleep.1273015796850
Anonymous: LOVE THE NEW SERVER, CHAN4CHAN! I couldn't load pics over 150 Kbytes before. Now I can load this no problem! Support this guy and his site! Please!1273028843126
Anonymous: Too long, didn't read.1273080951484
Juggle91: dont have time to do it.1277544218942
devshade: Think works pretty well... Edison and DaVinci were polyphasic sleepers1277552589142

Bun
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Furore23: The proper way to hack your brain is of course with a hacksaw.1277562267304
Anonymous: nobody needs to sleep, the only thing you need to stay awake is meth1280164370295
Anonymous: @above : i agree so much. i am on meth nao. my dad and ancle made it i get to test before sell !!!1280165626973
the7rafe7: or a pack of Mtn dew1280166156906
Anonymous: Tried reading it, ........ fell asleep1303097690874

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EVERYONE: 1: copy links into google to watch unprotected security cameras
Google camera hack howto advice google (87) , camera (47) , hack (72) , howto (118) , advice (280)

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uriar: security cams are boring.1283637027941
Raptor Jesus: yeah, like I wont cause anything there by just watching.. unless there are some secret hidden cameras where the chicks change clothes1283637209896
Grave: TITS or GTFO!1283637302457
Jesus: You know whats alot easier than this? Live web cam stripping1283659213443
hellion83: Old News Dumb Ass1283667380116
privated1ck: great cams here...nude girls free! no kidding: http://www.myfreecams.com/?baf=28662691292226694605
Munster: Whoaaa... new site... great...1292228054654
sumdumfuk: +1 pvtdick1292237574155
Anonymous: naber1457973331937
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HAVE A BREAK, HAVE A (SLICE OF) BIG KAT.
Kit-kat candy diy howto food chocolate recipe kit-kat (1) , candy (46) , diy (34) , howto (118) , food (245) , chocolate (20) , recipe (7)

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Anonymous: The American Dream1282343448617
uriar: how did they eat that load of shit?1283200165184
Yourfuckingmother: C'mon its not THAT bad for you.... It only has like 45,000 calories...1283212587829
AlienNation: Did you know that there are chemicals in chocolate that acts like THC?1283212821656
Pyro: Holy FUCK1283243350398
Anonymous: WANT.1283253243411
Grave: MEGA WANT.1283254757746
Anonymous: Typical American snack1283255098586
Anonymous: HOLY SHIT.1286792499353
Anonymous: i do not trust myself stoned with this snack of the gods1286808720813
Anonymous: holy feck1286813057548
Burrgeezy: want want want want1286813232196
Eurofag: would eat that on 1 evening watching DVD and nom nom...1286813899210
Anonymous: *orgasm*1286817109975

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No. 26 - VARIOUS METHODS OF SECURING A PRISONER
Info bondage prisoner howto info (382) , bondage (138) , prisoner (4) , howto (118)

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Furore23: Somehow I don't think this is from an official manual.1277912579267
Anonymous: fetish much?1277939821294
Anonymous: hanged1288638171909
BnSneky: "The Grape Vine" Please1288638377426
FlaRp: Which maual is this from?1288644544333
Anonymous: ww II Commando manual1288645386582
Anonymous: Tree huggers.1288650310351
Wundenkind: Das ist die „saubere Kriegsführung“ der heutigen Weltpolizei. Misshandlung von Gefangenen. Aber uns ans Bein pinkeln wollen, jaja...1291409010670
Anonymous: #100-101-102 made me cum when I climbed the tree..Damn. Now I see how bondage came to be fun.1323723225287
Vincent859: Hmmm... looks complicated. Therefore, take no prisoners.1324374845548
gookheadcrusher: the rifle but & size 13 boot is missing1356357955304
gookheadcrusher: the "haji toss" made all the squirming stop1358815514569
Anonymous: BDSM1361712428684
Crackhead FezMonkey: I like to tie my balls up with Roy Roger's lasso.1453095931447
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you deserve a sandwich
Computer stove howto computer (149) , stove (2) , howto (118)

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ScrotumLips: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1412/1390044790_4fe9de0343_o.jpg1328697183384
RiddleMeThis: It'll all end in tears and self-recrimination - she should just make a sammich1328700774136
Anonymous: Fun, until it's time to upgrade some shit and it won't fit where the old thing was.1452367394325
darkstan: Fun, except for his computer looks like an oven. Ovens aren't cool.1452368158731
Anonymous: ^Right, they're hot.1452483075966
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Condom howto trick
Condom howto trick condom (50) , howto (118) , trick (56)

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Lickathesplit: That never seems to work on my tongue, believe me, i tried...1319212450759
Blackwater: skills1319212532707
AnotherAnon: Not skills, technology,1319214593316
RiddleMeThis: With all the efficiency of a very successful whore . . .1319215818570
Rorix: Like a motherfucking boss1319216330129
Anonymous: I'm gonna have to try that1319228417204
Tres: Is it special tech? Sauce?1319236091892
Quantum69: im imagining that rod is my dick right now1319236494370
paraxdnb: like a boss1319239777870
UriAr: i never use 'em1319239838974
Anonymous: and?...1319240199167
Greeft: ^^^^ So Q69, let me clarify this, you're imagining a guy putting a condom on you?1319263257488
AnotherAnon: They are called "pronto comdoms" but their site is down.1319298826873
mother teresa: if you are to afraid to touch yur own dick maybe a condom is too late?1319544630534

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To change all traffic lights at an intersection to red, do the following.
Intersection semaphore lights hack howto intersection (1) , semaphore (2) , lights (50) , hack (72) , howto (118)

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MrPerspective: "Problem, officer?" XD1312230289648
Anonymous: .. I wonder if this works in Canada... I shall try tomorrow! :D1312230367615
veranet: ^they have streets in canada?1312246517177
nigel: As a IMSA Member I can guarantee that this is so false as to be ridicules.1312247912471
Greyhoundpaul: ^^ they have a road. its the only one in canada. (lame south park refeence)1312250473625
clownichter: Might need this at some point1312346932654
MrPerspective: ^^ Sounds like Gibraltar. XD1312347129295
djh123: why would you be walking in the first place???1312347483689
HWood: hey thanks for the info. I've secretly longed to be a traffic troll. wut?1312389223111
Knome: for older systems..newer lights are eithe controled by a box or by thermal1312393385595
ejchi: so the cops would get out of their car to press this code when they have sirens?1312436636908
Anonymous: guns work better than red lights1313535558434
Last_Resort: Tried this. Didn't work. What sort of timing is it for the short and long presses?1313540744469
NotSoMuchAnonymous: Or, put one of the cars in the intersection into fire. It will be red, and traffic will stop. Simple..1327689825633

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Making pancakes
Milk pancake food howto milk (53) , pancake (12) , food (245) , howto (118)

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iprobablyhateyou: since when did we start sharing recipes RR1275013819122
Redrocco: I thought it was a good "how to" *shrug*1275054448123
DutchGuy: thanks now i've got the munchies1275060400115
Furore23: I am going to spend the whole of tomorrow doing NOTHING but cooking and eating pancakes.1276880628291
Grave: Obvious.1277581719690
Anonymous: ^obviously a fag1277585112511
Grave: ^Obviously an anon that got a crush on me, and is obsessed with responding to everything I say like the little faggot he is.1277585668559
Anonymous: ^na your just gay1277587465994
Anonymous: ^Atleast learn the difference between "your" and "you're" jeez1277594216706
Grave: ^^and while you're learning, learn the difference between gay and straight.1277594318886
Anonymous: lacyating1318607869182
Anonymous: Water down your recipe with milk or cream and dunk bread in it, French Toast Pancakes!1363674861984
Anonymous: My pancakes are the size of the right dish at pic9 and thick as my hand. After they are done i fill them with rosehip marmalade and eat like a pig.1363811091411
Anonymous: People calling others gay are gayer.1363889023407

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HOW TO WIPE YOUR ASS USING AS LITTLE TOILET PAPER AS POSSIBLE
Poop directions howto poop (8) , directions (1) , howto (118)

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veranet: finga in da poopah1278267735896

Synonymous		 An Ass Poo Hose Nozzle Thingy.. GET ONE. disgusting westeners .
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zombieslovenecros: finally i need to post this up in my bathroom.1278318068934
veranet: ^^ I used one of those in Japan, tickled my bum, fuckin awesome1278960208644
hog rag: who needs toilet paper anyway1283221003464
Anonymous: haha i learned this when i was in prison. only get one roll every 2 weeks per person1283294058527
Hitman 47: You gotta stretch them cheeks.1289922558409
Anonymous: or you could just be like muslime sand niggers and use your bare hand.1289926931252
Anonymous: Very informative!1292391466150
Anonymous: I'm 42 year's old, dammit! I don't need to stupid fucking picture thingy telling me how to wipe my fucking arse!1292413232459
Gaynonmouse: I like baby wipes instead, dry paper hurts, makes me itchy all day. Or just shower after..1292432858398
MrSandynigger: I wash my anus...problem filthfags?1293122053298
Anonymous: who bunches it up like that? i thought everyone used the fold method...1293378192667
Finest: lol WIN1293380362925

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Spotting a hidden handgun - ASYMMETRICAL GAIT - UPPER BODY SHIFT - A QUICK ADJUSTMENT - RUNNING FROM THE RAIN - CONSPICUOUS CLOTHING
Hidden weapon howto info hidden (5) , weapon (105) , howto (118) , info (382)

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Anonymous: concealed weapons are legal here without a permit1272954906639
crackerkiller5: no comment1272960969273
anonymous: Oh noes. He gots da concealed iPhone1273030785957
pyrodice: yeah, this advice worked before everyone got a smartphone they don't want to fall out. :P1273042576789
Anonymous: Good to know, when you have people wanting to kill you.1274587131171
bluelee: What a load of shit!!!!1274587738430
orly?: holy shit apparently i carry guns all the time! o crap!1274594127188
bluelee: it's that pivot leg arm drag that gave you away.1274594851851
PUSSYSLAYER: this is bullshit niggas walk aroung with p90's in my niegbhor hood so what now?1278395003545
Anonymous: that's not a beercan, miss1283385964147
Grendel: shoot him, he’s covering his wallet while running in the rain1283642728752
Anonymous: I just love it when a stupid cop questions me about my gun and I stick my concealed carry permit right in his face. They start asking stupid questions and I just walk away.1287515983713
Anony-me: good to know, if i ever carry a gun around i'll just make quick circular motions on my crotch1287519064864
Anony-me: really, good guide. but ii thought we alriedy knew that hipsters and nervous old men with trenchcoats are packing1287519185434

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Q: HOW DO I WIN ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS EVERY TIME?
Stategy game chart howto rock paper scissors stategy (1) , game (184) , chart (154) , howto (118) , rock (38) , paper (32) , scissors (17)

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Anonymous: Every time? Not really.1282227061506
Anonymous: Also. No. 6. If paper is used the least, it would be wiser to throw rock. As your opponent would be statistically more likely to throw scissors than papers, you'd have a better chance of winning. If you do as suggested and throw paper, you've got a 50/50 chance against rock or scissors who are almost equally popular.1282227235998
sickfuck88: now i'll win the drinking game and stop waking up on the porch1282227288792
Rorix: Spock FTW1287777073542
Anonymous: Winning RPS is so much easier than some of that pic makes out.1287777289392
bitty95: pissing on all will win every time1287801794800
AwesomeAnonymous!: Barrel roll every time!1288635628302
FlaRp: How to win everytime? You use rock. And, you thrust that rock straight into your oponets balls. See? Win!1288646693128

MrPerspective		 I always play Pen. It's mightier than Sword.
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Anonymous: ^Where's the bird?1429292043178
Magister: This is stupid, inaccurate, and completely dependant on the other person. Fail1429494396288
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HOW TO USE FLESH-MESH X-RAY IN PHOTOSHOP
Photoshop x-ray tits howto photoshop (445) , x-ray (35) , tits (2509) , howto (118)

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harlick: Since this got published, 4chan's had tons of these kind of pics1252358279566
Anonymous: It seems that Photoshop 7.0 doesn't have The infrared or exposure settings.1252542485438
Anonymous: *saved*1252792318602
Anonymous: is nice iv have CS4 it is better qualety then this pic has1252795850635
Anonymous: Who is that? She looks like a cousin of mine I fancied. (not blood related, my mom was adopted).1252812412978
Anonymous: nice one1252814225523
non member: hay could any one make me a what ever they call it where it does it for you like you save what u did and it goes back through and does it bc i got a pic i want done she is wearing a white shirt and no bra but im having better luck with the old method if u can help my email is ***@yahoodotcom1253496946231
Drilldo!: ^^ Yo, bro...puncuation is your friend! Use it!1253501662596
and1: fake :D1254069838172
Anonymous: Thanks.1261588914717
Anonymous: thanks and1 you genius1261590791356
Anonymous: u fags have nothing better to do then stair at photoshop tits... -.-"1262635993622
Anonymous: Doesn't work with most pictures find on the net, You will have to go out and meet girls urself.1263337103404
diegotterdienen: That waz so shopped! gay!1267406018857

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Ruin Life Tactics - Here is a tutorial on ways to ruin someone's life.
Troll life howto troll (237) , life (63) , howto (118)

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halfmast: tl;dr but first!1326955539872
Moongrim: Typical Republican "honest" tactics.1326982082610
Anonymous: the tampoons could possibly be used as vengence against some anoying bitch. get the samples, dunk it in something irritating, seal the box, drop it off in her mail box1334247951270
BittyTitty: I have done many of these numerous times. Not at all ashamed.1334284129859
huck1944: why would you want to ruin someones life1389192657443
Anonymous: Supposed to give someone a hard time, not fucking ruin it. "If you tolerate this, your children will be next." (English proverb)1389196662173
Anonymous: YOu forgot the one where you ring the police and tell them you saw a car, reg number XXXXX, parked outside a school, driver giving away sweets.1389236042259
Anonamatrix: The crime tip works. Make anon call to cops and tell them you seen somebody in their driveway waving a gun around. SWAT will show up and wreck the house. Been there, done that. LULZ!1389271881169
Anonymous: ^you are soooo tough then....limp dick faggot....1389272816775
helloo: ok guys1422012062979
Anonymous: ^ ok guys what?1422018607397
Anonymous: Ok guys.1424928414431
Anonymous: "Tactics" eh? there is nothing her that the average afternoon daydreamer couldnt come up with in , say 5 mins?1424990756925
Anonymous: the average afternoon daydreamer could come up with a LOT worse1427302004817

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Chan4Chan users
Patrick harris chan4chan howto advice Patrick harris (1) , chan4chan (341) , howto (118) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: wat1282346604499
sickfuck88: shut up faggot1282347368991
crackerkiller5: gay fag is gay1282544911135
Anonymous: Hi kids Im Neil Patrick Harris. Im on TV. If I wasnt a Fag before, Being on TV sure Made me one. I guess we'll never know. TV Creates Fags Kids. Don't seek fame unless you want to Blow Neil Patrick Harris - Or has they say on TV Sucking on a Doogie.1283812899863
Everdark: tl;dr1317281891316
Anonymous: lol lime1317282015395
BnSneky: Lame1317293257327
pocket: i lold1317301766411
NorwayJunkie: This guy was ALWAYS a lame fag, so were the ppl who thought he was cool1317331234846
Anonymous: Fag much?1317345909775
Everdark: no bumps you say?1318586490144
MegaShit: I'm not even remotely fucked about incoming... it's nothing special... There's definitely nothing there that I can't find on any given day with a simple Google Image search.1318589960356
Redrocco: I dunnoMega, google has been the disappoint lately, I suspect new filtering.....1318590026108
MegaShit: ^You are forgetting that I is a net ninja... I've got black pyjamas and everything!1318604285754

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BENDERBRAU - BUILDING BEER BREWING BENDER
Futurama alcohol howto beer diy bender futurama (32) , alcohol (29) , howto (118) , beer (67) , diy (34) , bender (5)

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Anonymous: awesome1308160790507
Midgeinc: Im so building one of these.1310548215212
djh123: ^friend! you're in my thoughts :)1310548365772
Burrgeezy: BEST KEG EVAR1310945341842
MarkosT: I can't do this.1310946724236
Furore23: I tried to follow these instructions, but I ended up with a paper plane full of mashed potatoes.1310991366814
Antiphon: What, youre basically drinking his PISS straight from his COCK????1310993075743
MarkosT: ^Hahahaha!!1310993541558
MarkosT: woops! someone wedged me....I meant ^^Hahahahaha!!1310995846893
MarkosT: or wait, now it's ^^^^Hahahahaha!! Let's just say Furore's result made me LULZ1310995934827
Furore23: What did YOU end up making, MarkosT?1310996500541
Hughbie: mmmmm...beer1310997301884
MarkosT: Furore - at first it was a Mobius strip, but then it got better....1311014701123
MarkosT: http://image.rakuten.co.jp/galstar/cabinet/acce/001156_4.jpg1311014758115

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How to spot a Nice Guy
Howto howto (118)

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FalzeProphet: Wow... I wish this was distributed to every girl on earth... Then us nice guys would actually get noticed...1255072070851
Anonymous: Doesn't matter, women seem to be attracted to bastards and money.1255072777146
TASTYbacon: LOL, I guess I'm not a nice guy........1255080995583
BadBoy: Ladies love BB's Rather get laid as I do, Nice guys not overlooked, just ignored.1255096582372
Samps: Holy shit, it's me! Except I prefer black t shirts and blue jeans.1255131373419
Anonymous: i think they confused nice guys with losers1255146327326
Anonymous: gay1255154623110
Grammar Nazi: Even poster makers are being affected by /b/'s insubordinance to basic grammar rules.1262935354413
mantore: i wish this wasnt me1263069529808
Anonymous: You wouldnt want to be with a boy like that. Too nice, too sane, too geeky.1271114163700
dings77: 6 foot or less? the biggest pussies I ever met were over 6 foot.1273015424354
Evil Ed: 'Nice guys' = passive = wimp = single. It's all about the balance of power.1273016417765
Anonymous: gay. also creator not so clear on even/odd numbers1277188533899
Limerick: Dense.^^^ In the company of evens, meaning a third or fifth wheel to a group of couples.1277190123179

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HOW TO INDUCE A MISCARRIAGE
Abortion howto miscarriage abortion (34) , howto (118) , miscarriage (2)

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r120607: Author didn't say "transient paralysis"1339083472812
Anonymous: yeah, this in not at all safe1359188569361
Anonymous: This actually works. My baby that is in heaven is proof.1369969808365
Bulbasaur111919: ^ proof that baby is in heaven or GTFO.1369995685334
Anonymous: ^^ proof you can have a baby: tits & pussy or GTFO1370127435763
Anonymous: All pregnant crackas, please induce micarriages asap! Thank you for your cooperation. Cave bitches.1370159741940
Anonymous: Toss the bitch down the stairs, or out the window. That usually works...1372518404748
Anonymous: I hear a punch works to1374623165679
Anonymous: kill the nigger pregnant bitches. That works.1374634672553
Crackerkiller5: One punch in the stomach1374647838514
HotPawt: Mel Gibson helpfully suggests a good gut punch.1374674118727
Anonymous: If you have it on the courthouse steps, it's a miscarriage of justice!1374799230518
Anonymous: This makes some sense since an amount of 6000 or more mg of Vitamin C a day makes the uterine wall incapable of holding eggs on its lining. Cheapest and healthiest form of birth control out there. I'd say it would work if needed.1375090013109
Anonymous: I want to B. F. her !1421110236531
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How to Ask For Oral Sex - A comprehensive guide for men and women
Oral sex men advice women love howto oral (18) , sex (488) , men (54) , advice (280) , women (376) , love (176) , howto (118) , oral sex (2)

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Anonymous: < truths be told1275014163782
anon09: All a woman's really gotta do is state, perhaps somewhat suggestively, "Honey, I'm out of the shower"1275016807215
cybersinner: "How to beg." Written for pussies and faggots.1275355809693
Anonymous: how about bitch suck my dick1275355897814
cybersinner: I prefer, "Open up and say Ahhh!"1275356531405
Anonymous: give her the old "anesthetic". utilize the "howard-fine-howard" method via sledgehammer.1275361306189
Anonymous: Real men don't ask. Real women don't need to be asked.1275394262869
Squinky: ^^Truth1277257934627
boss: Pay for it, it's cheaper and easier. And, you don't have to hear about it for a f ing month later.1277309579590
Limerick: Do people really have these problems?1277370199304
Anonymous: donkey punch1277374175118
tahnook: i will ask to wash her mouth out with my man soap!1277621581342
Anonymous: you mean my penis doesn't count as a present?1277713727764
jacooker: Honey, what do you think you could fill up the fastest? Your mouth with my dick or your suitcases?1280053834160

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Padlock hack howto
Padlock hack howto padlock (3) , hack (72) , howto (118)

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ooshna: real or bullshit?1256334990529
cracker_killer: use a hammer1256338425795
Pyro: blowtorch1256338631466
PUSSYDESTROYER: nope, all wrong. Big channel locks or a pipe wrench, twist it off. Less noise. I'm beginning to wonder if cracker killer is really black. FRO or GTFO!1256338881615
cracker_killer: im black all right, i just dont speak in ebonics1256351247254
Swiney: ^GTFO NIGGER^1256351330869
cracker_killer: ^STFU CRACKER^1256352524542
Swiney: ^GTFO COON^1256353767887
Anonymous: Pretty cool pic thanks for posting.1256516187117
Anonymous: Easyer/faster way - get a coke can, cut a triangle out of the foil and jam it between the the tongue - way faster, and works...1257273212698
pocket: "just dont speak in ebonics" = actually capable of speaking english1257282444722
wupme: ^^ that coke can method only works with shitty padlocks.1281803027349
Anonymous: Blue wrench, much quicker.1284016921698
Pyro: use a key?1284186638291

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EXPLAIN THE INTERNET - TO A 19TH CENTURY STREET URCHIN
Question history flowchart internet explain howto question (218) , history (112) , flowchart (23) , internet (173) , explain (4) , howto (118)

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Anonymous: There are better ways to go about that1291872175150
violetxrain: That was a winsome adventure.1291876406475
Flarp: I'd just go back in time to the beginning of the horse race1291879211199
Munster: I've never been a good magician... and i know Internet is all about magic...1291880794357
Limerick: Hey, kid. Ever seen a magnet?1291880827867
Munster: Is that the bad guy from Xmen?...1291881605416
Limerick: No, no. You've got it all wrong. See, the magnet's in my back pocket but my hands are full. Think you could help me out, little . . . little . . . boy?1291881775256
Anonymous: Why are you traving in time for, anyway?1291881838627
Limerick: Raping young street rats. Was that not evident in my previous statement?1291881984463
Das ℜeich: THOU SHALLST NOT WEARY ME, assfag1292195871991
glennocide: i enjoi'd that1305585017993
MrPerspective: "Imagine if all the mail were delivered instantly by magical pixies. Now imagine if for every pixie there are 10 obscene ogres, 100 greedy goblins, 1,000 tedious trolls, 10,000 mercantile merchants hounding you to buy their useless junk, 100,000 mosquitoes, and one million fleas waiting to infest your scalp. Yea verily, boy, thou art shagged."1305586923805
Furore23: ^ Yes, exactly.1305625363153
Anonymous: please sir can I have some moar1305708690167

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chan4chan has some cookie issues - the chat is located on a different server so here's a way to log in without losing your balls
Server chan4chan chat howto server (14) , chan4chan (341) , chat (42) , howto (118)

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GibblesNBits: I put alot of work into this, so use it fuckers! lol1310997973265
GibblesNBits: pay no attention to the url... ssshhhhh1310997990347
Midgeinc: ^ Believable. I Lol'd1311068759751
djh123: are there easier directions? lol1311068799159
MegaBite: oh shush, girls can think fast, if i was to make a female version it would start with a shower :P1311068902681
djh123: TL~~~~~~~DR1417151382833
GibblesNBits: ok, retard form: click chat4chan.com in the bottom right corner, close all other windows but that new one, click logout, change it to chan4chan, put your name and password, login1417383985557
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How to be a Karma Whore
Chan4chan karma howto chan4chan (341) , karma (10) , howto (118)

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Furore23: Dirty secrets of the insider traders!1276718020516
Choadboy: Still accepting tags? Haven't had one approved for a lonnng time.1276753669433
Anonymous: Redroccos guide to getting permabanned D:1276825958930
iprobablyhateyou: fuck what c4c thinks is funny... make sure i think its funny... usually derogatory to niggers or women1276842368692
Furore23: It's a balancing act: maybe you want to keep coming back, so you sort of compromise the shit you do; but, it has to be worth your while, so you want your own views represented. Oh snap I just described EVERYTHING EVER.1276855868702
Gonzo: What is the practical application of being a kamra whore?1278811094170
Furore23: ^ None. It makes as much sense as high-scoring on any video game - it's kind of nice in a way, but the most important thing is having fun when just playing the game.1278850048917
Redrocco: over a month away and Im still in the lead tho, you guys need to play MORE1279644400103
Anonymous: Now there's a 'practical application' to being a karma whore: /incoming1279644723172
crackerkiller5: i should be in the top 101279653973119
Anonymous: Professional.1279855554697
Nickeh43: Red should know, he is the original karma whore. The Adam of karma-whoring, if you will1281391476243
uriar: i only post images I like. Most of them get deleted :(1282431940434
Raptor Jesus: KARMA IS FOR FAGGOTS THAT CANNOT TAKE REVENGE FOR THEIR OWN1282438319378

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fit out a foxhole radio
Info howto diy radio foxhole info (382) , howto (118) , diy (34) , radio (6) , foxhole (1)

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Anonymous: Bullshit, where's the pll...1331386486271
oooEYEooo: ..."just fucken buy one"...1331459259825
Greeft: You get the best reception if you put the trailing wire out of the window, especially during a thunder storm.1331460033432
liplocker_code3: And if you don't get a connection no matter what you try, you can always use the razor blade to cut your throat.1416592299862
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HOW DO YOU HACK INTO A WIRELESS NETWORK?
Itt network hack howto itt (354) , network (8) , hack (72) , howto (118)

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Anonymous: with a pickaxe1279929900805
Anonymous: first you go all over the net and troll forums asking "how do i hack shizzum" and then ....fail1279929964368
Anonymous: first you look for Morpheus... he'll help you escape the matrix... once you're free, you will learn kung fu and realize that it isn't air you're breathing... it will help you against Hugo Weaving who can be quite scary sometimes... and get you the chick, of course... at last when you have become the one, hacking a wireless network will be as easy as fapping... and possibly just as satisfying1279935196107
Anonymous: go to like a starbucks and stand near someone on a laptop. now this is the tricky part. take a long slow breath in then a quick forceful exhale. with any luck a large "lugie" will shoot from your mouth onto your victim and their computer. good luck! post pics!1279935611350
athiest: just ask the password you nitwit1279935692215
iprobablyhateyou: eat an ethernet cable an wait 12 hrs to digest it and then take a shit into your disk drive1279947959390
TwoFaced: With fucking magnets1279964208762
Anonymous: It's not hacking if you have to ask for instructions.1279964625934
Greeft: With napalm and mountain dew.1279987258449
Pyro: ^ Has read my book1279990552342
Anonymous: ^ has a sense of humor1279991145664
zaid: ^ Has A Point1279994812334
Greeft: ^^^ Pyro, when does volume 2 Advanced Techniques come out?1279996496187
Anonymous: With a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.1280007152243

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Triforce howto
Triforce howto triforce (37) , howto (118)

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Anonymous: and, don't forget, alt+F41260653668516
Anonymous: alt plus 84 ...fuck it , it dosent work1260654886999
Anonymous: The Game1260662665574
Anonymous: you fucked it...1260664115352
Anonymous: !)!1260748587761
Joalmo: STOP RAIDING 4ET1260748619964
SickNote: The Game FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU1260749035559
jackfrosty: NO STOP!!! ITS A clever ruse...1260773963341
herbdasher: aww i want to save the day1260786027168
Biel: CTRL + W = World of Warcraft installed !1260827351149
Torturer: xDD1260968355614
eXtr3Mer: The Game. O shi-1261426177335
Spermany: fuck u! i don't have an 84 on my keyboard!1261427446659
newfag: omg ▲1261428576751

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DIY lcd invisible t-shirt howto
DIY lcd invisible t-shirt howto DIY (34) , lcd (1) , invisible (17) , t-shirt (73) , howto (118)

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Anonymous: Some japanese dude did this first for camouflage. Creative :)1299372687504
Anonymous: Invisible rape tool.1299709040349
Weed: Since nobody's going to buy it IRL, you couldt as well have cut out a piece of green construction paper.1299710064752
Dr Pwn: Funny, he didn't strike me as redneck1303773014129
ShitBrat: Funny, he didn't strike me as a jew1412160185804
LOL: Next time put the butt of a 12 gauge on the floor, lean into it and pull the trigger. Faster, and easier , but you can only do it once :(1412166116373
liplocker_code3: Works fine until some asshole gets the idea to throw a ball through the hole.1414002161566
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Fleshlight diy fap howto sponge glove
Fleshlight diy fap howto sponge glove fleshlight (16) , diy (34) , fap (101) , howto (118) , sponge (4) , glove (3)

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YuLiekPicturz: THIEF1295472611243
avaL: Cheap shot.1295472635467
Anonymous: sehr praktisch ..1295543505692
YuLiekPicturz: ^a true fetishistian enthousiast right there1295543570428
Clownichter: Great1295578358841
Anomolous: I came1295605051327
veranet: I went1295622579398
Anonymous: hmmmm1298371631658
Anonymous: it doesnt make me want to come or go, it makes me sad1298405568311
Anonymous: i has to use a much larger cup1298494602112
Anonymous: take a pringles1298920949759
Anonymous: HA! I seen this at an AR15 website. LOL!1298926389790
Twinchlian: Now, fill the cup with warm water and let the games commence!1298930365815
Weed: Not worth it.1298935092777

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Vibrator fix howto
Vibrator fix howto vibrator (7) , fix (6) , howto (118)

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Anonymous: better homes & gardens, ftw1260293068187
Samps: And they even got a nice pearl necklace to wear at church...1260298548922
Anonymous: Hmm1260299357519
SubZer0: wtf???1265969109802
Anonymous: cheap bastards... spend some money on new toys1270506565221
jonnyspandex: Get a hold of yourself and buy a new one. Please make sure it's bigger!1270599240630
fap: that would suck if you went through all that just to find that there were no batteries in the damn thing1274242071625
Anonymous: MacGyver - Love Version1291018250800
Anonymous: just make sure the glue dries completely before you use it...ask me how i know1291601347327
Tarbloyd J Pinnacule: next time use your fucking dremel tool and shove it up your ass, gayfags1291800570665
Anonymous: Buy 2 or 4 vibrating toothbrushes. Tape em 2gether. But in baggy or plastic wrap. Press buttons to turm em on...ready to use.1331480516957
Anonymous: the necklace made me lol... and the motor seems to be exactly the same as ones in vabrating controllers...1331508750906
huck1944: now if she needs help, i can do it for her1386281242261
Anonymous: Or.... learn to fuck her properly.1411410393243
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How To Hack an Electronic Road Sign
Troll zombies ahead howto road sign info zombie troll (237) , zombies ahead (2) , howto (118) , road sign (11) , sign (279) , info (382) , zombie (53)

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RKB: WIN!!!1337294905590
snipr: seconded1391405912852
Anonymous: thirded1391406003618
metalfan420: I'm soooo trying this.1394757819293
Anonymous: Did it! works fine.1409556441343
Anonymous: Hayden Pannettiere1409558630317
Anonymous: ^dah fuq?1409561493946
Anonymous: Enjoy getting arrested for tampering with a traffic control device.1409631393185
Patriot911: I did this and it works fine. I wrote fuck masons and NWO and got arrested by police state goons. I told head honcho that I was on to him and kept telling him all I knew about illuminati and they had to let me go. I kept going back and telling them I knew and now they are hacking my Internet. Fuck the NWO!!!!!1409644611687
Anonymous: ^ Some made-up goodnight story to impress your seven years old son.1409647717696
Anonymous: ^ Kid is NOT impressed.1409674425324
Patriot911: ^ keep baaaaaaing like good little sheep. The government like it when you do. Font believe me then look at how all them artists and rappers put hidden meanings in their songs and in movies and in news reports. The NWO need to be told that we WON'T STAND FOR IT ANY LONGER but you piece of shit sheeple will die when illuminati take over. Just look at ISIS made by CIA and how they killing christians!1409695386549
Anonymous: ^WT Fucking F?1409713529105
Anonymous: ^^ Undermedicated paranoid "patriot"1409772708593

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XBOX360 Zephyr, Falcon, Opus, Jasper, SPI (LPT), & JTAG diagram by sandungas
Mod hack xbox zephyr falcon jasper spi jtag diagram info howto electronics mod (3) , hack (72) , xbox (15) , zephyr (1) , falcon (9) , jasper (1) , spi (1) , jtag (1) , diagram (14) , info (382) , howto (118) , electronics (6)

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Furore23: Man, the New York subway is confusing.1275237864147
Anonymous: it's central park, dumbass.1276131489372
Anonymous: Cool story bro!1276360488998
Anonymous: taco pussy1286920722276
GoryGames: who cares about xbox?1286929094913
Squirrely1: All I want is one that never getts the red circle...1286935201792
Ditch: Weak, going to go watch a Bluray on my PS3.1317310756911
Anonymous: whats an x box ??1317328637162
Anonfag: so whats it fucking do?1317366571457
djh123: takes you over the rainbow ^1317366633648
m4k3k3: ^been there1317599123428
Anonymous: Poop1317636661239
BnSneky: Lame1317638032905
Poopalotacus: Yes Anon?1328275767137

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How To Make Glue from MILK
Howto diy milk glue howto (118) , diy (34) , milk (53) , glue (4)

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Anonymous: can i add cum1280485909853
Anonymous: You'll wanna go through all this bullshit, because glue is so expensive and all, and you probably use at least a gallon of it a day.1280515304376
Anonymous: The last tiem I used glue was in Grade 2.. I think?1280593241605
Anonymous: Or you could find yourself a nice video off of Pornhub and fap like there's no tomorrow. A few minutes later, there's your glue.1284102667294
Anonymous: ▲ ▲ ▲1291236004594
YuLiekPicturz: ewtrwe1291236014419
Weed: SPOOOON!1291238434763
Anonymous: ▼ ▼1297577343162
Anonymous:   ▼1297577353303
user775: en mexico we call this "engrudo"1297577423897
balder: ^ also can make it with flour!1297577539190
Weed: I'd rather mix gasoline with styrofoam, thank you very much.1297632511497
Focktor: and then put it all in your ass!1297632785595
Anonymous: ill stick with glue made from ground up innocent farm animals, thank you very much.1313539341550

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Hoisting the bridge beams... - Raising the King Posts... - Brace-beams are added, the temporary brace is knocked down... and.. except for he floor, the bridge is up!
Howto instructions bridge drawing hi-res howto (118) , instructions (14) , bridge (63) , drawing (167) , hi-res (738)

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Anonymous: awesomeeee1271970549562
Furore23: This is so out of place it's almost funny. MOAR.1278352456657
Redrocco: what's so out of place about it? you should know c4c loves infographics and how too stuff1294435549461
chrud: this werks! i just built my first bridge!1294528564152
Anonymous: Out of place, now I know how to get my "bridge" up1295197325946
Snork: You need a bridge to get over the gap1295198152186
Naylor: One of the many things that man acomplished and women did not.1295746475252
sumdumfuk: or niggers^1295773817261
StormTrooper: 100 Internets to anyone who knows the original artist. I know. Do you? XD1295798254585
Anonymous: Niggers never did figure out how to do something like this. The simple wheel has them stumped.1295798611877
Anonymous: now you can hang black folk from the bridge. lol . win!1296679359704
vengance: I'm going to actually do this,because I had a syream I was wondering how to make a good crossing for1296685554169
Bunglicker: Love this! Way back then people did great things the best they knew. Wouldn't want to live back then but, I take heart from human ingenuity.1335662971109
RubberG: Erection time! Good old wood!1335698094985

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77 WAYS TO SAY NO TO WEED & STILL BE COOL
Weed no cool howto weed (323) , no (17) , cool (22) , howto (118)

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Anonymous: why are none of them cool?1272318485886
veranet: where's "no i'm a lame fag"1272320152604
BasementKing: ^^Because they came from the man. Although to be fair, I've never heard the "days that end in y" one.1272327331806
Furore23: "No thanks, I'm tripping balls".1274040258646
SickNote: Dont smoke weed its a niggers drug!1274040458392
Anonymous: No, it jars with my cocaine1274040526257
burstlung: no thanks, i might get kicked off the math team (phew! managed to maintain my street cred)1274062909759
slikwilly: no, I don't want to smoke your weed..... cuz mines better1274066898987
Warg: No. I gotta be sober when I fight crime. The city needs Badger Boy...1274074797896
Anonymous: "No, not enough pcp soaked into it"1274105586193
Legion: "are you crazy?!? That's Pyros' weed!!!"1274110240417
GrYm: Why say no to weed in the first place :?1274178047586
Anonymous: whoever wrote this................................ fuck u looser. Fail if it was sposed to be funny to1274189336661
Anonymous: I'm sorry....."say no to weed"? Why?1274189461500

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HOW TO GROW MARIJUANA OUT DOORS
Weed howto drugs grow weed (323) , howto (118) , drugs (142) , grow (6)

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halfmast: i like the troubleshooting section1307333170597
Anonymous: thanks OP1310530489104
Midgeinc: Nice info. I miss overgrow.com1310626478675
Khalthar: If you add some resin to the fertilizer... would that make the weed stronger?1310627605470
halfmast: if you add dead niggers to the compost they do great1310705249562
Midgeinc: ^ Agreed.1311243400369
humpy: lol1311265025298
Anonymous: or just fucking plop the damn seeds in the ground1311844549192
nogodjustBallin: grow bible.edu1346275023465
ethelred: If you add dead racists to the plants, they may not like it - but I shall1346300352327
Anonymous: Half this info is crap. FYI.1396805010388
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FREEJUMP'S GUIDE TO MAKING BREAKFAST SLUDGE
Food cook breakfast howto food (245) , cook (13) , breakfast (8) , howto (118)

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Anonymous: that cereal looks like weed...1290971009872
Anonymous: imma try this shit, and i "will" have my dick blown the clean fuck off1290995918146
al: I think I'll just drink beer.1290996516877
Anonymous: I may try it some day1290997300472
Munster: Great with drugs...1291022974838
Rorix: Omfg this is epic...must try1291078107640
Anonymous: What kind of faggot uses "wheat" anything? You seem Eurofaggish, which is a terrible terrible thing to be.1293375446975
Foodie: Get a palate transplant for fuck's sake! You are eating shit.1293376215935
StormTrooper: So basically, in one cup we're mixing tea, coffee, cocoa, milk, and shredded wheat. In theory, this is pretty damn good.1293381461393
vengance: I actually tried it a month ago when I first saw this post, and it is so fucking good!, that if you don't take a chance and do this u r a fucking pussy!1293384805932
anon: so syoopid1293397079956
Grave: he bought me in "F"1293398046500
crazyassmofo: @vengance :Is it REALLY good?1293556389385
L555: I lol'd1294960260991

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Make. a fire. Put fire in freezer. Remove frozen fire. Defrost later on, whenever you want fire.
Trollface fire howto idea trollface (105) , fire (255) , howto (118) , idea (26)

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optimusmike777: made me lol1332461410787
HungLoh: lol^21332465821272
MadNiggerish: Great Idea!1332465931898
Anonymous: LEGIT1346393508373
Anonymous: oh, so thats how electricity works without accumulators but "freezing" instead. hm, cool. take coal, heat, store electricity, take electrons of wire - heat. whyever, pretty silly at times.1380465128545
Bonefish: That's Christian fundamentalist thinking.1380466696525
Anonymous: may the heat that destroys your nutrients never leave your muscles, may your body never atrophise - as long as you live. hopefully you might not get stomach ulcer either.1380469354356
Anonymous: This.. Is.. An.. Amazing.. Idea..1393705586312
rhinovirus: I pray to oxymorons.1393705697266
Anonymous: Great idea, deserves a nobelprice1394658455187
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THE ULTIMATE NEWFAG GUIDE
Guide newfag tri-force info howto guide (17) , newfag (49) , tri-force (1) , info (382) , howto (118)

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protonX80: no more newfags !!1292507229881
Anonymous: &#21328;1292511420618
SouthernPride: ˙ʇı uı ɯıɥ ɥʇıʍ uʍop ǝsnoɥ ƃuıʞɔnɟ sıɥ uɹnq puɐ sǝʌıl do ǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ puıɟ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ1292535209595
Zorro: ^awesome1292535266847
balder: ⓑⓤⓑⓑⓛⓔ now, we need a redroco font too lol1292559161828
StormTrooper:   ▲1292978240381
StormTrooper:   ▲▲1292978276866
StormTrooper: Aw, fuck1292978880259
Anonymous: ▲1293029510685
Anonymous: ▲ ▲1293029555667
iprobablyhateyou: ^apparently some newfags can't even follow directions1293032247912
Focktor:   ☻1293032349799
Focktor: ☻ ☻1293032356956
StormTrooper: Directions were followed to the letter. Browser fail.1293064942790

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MONADNOCK BATON CHART - Escalation of Trauma by Vital and Vulnerable Striking Areas - Green Target Areas - Yellow Target Areas - Red Target Areas
Target pain police baton howto chart target (6) , pain (112) , police (257) , baton (1) , howto (118) , chart (154)

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Anonymous: oomph, nocked mo nads1279916695731
Anonymous: lol the asshole is a red striking area1283059625916
Anonymous: Red = hit the nigger here1285368293381
Furore23: This was my favourite Power Ranger.1304092782476
Anonymous: Red all the way1304093473919
ticklethis: BOOM!!! HEADSHOT1304141839781
LemmyLaffer: Gay protester are not amused by marking asshole a red, baton-prohibited area.1333712187499
bulbasaur111919: Good to know when I'm beating the kids.1333715681760
RubberG: Why is the groin not a red area! One whack with a baton will produce instant incapacitating pain.1333717327921
bulbasaur111919: ^It might feel like it but a blow to the groin won't often kill though.1333732452877
gookheadcrusher: my 1911 makes it all red, literally1358816875457
Tattoos: ^How many safeties on that weapon?1358819103471
fiveby5: what, no scarlet witch?1387501977537
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Sexual Positions (for the lonely and the loveless)
Sex position howto sex (488) , position (3) , howto (118)

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Anonymous: ball pit at the chuckie cheese hahaha1259305197264
Sled: lol @ egypt1277586719448
Anonymous: lol at the ball pit... how would you fap durina golden girls marathon??1277589333368
Grave: ^with a very happy looking face1277592512751
Solomon Grundy: what about a vacuum cleaning cock-sucker?1283521225178
Anonymous: pedo in the ball pit1283532756419
huck1944: good iminagation1355863473755
Anonymous: lincoln planking jerk lol1355872992952
Anonymous: My God! this is fukedup (no pun intended) LOL1355892793628
darkstan: LOL. Quality.1384980412672
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Google - how to purify cocaine. Ask Kids Answers
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Raditude: Start'em snortin early1281593684230
Anonymous: Ask Editorial Team... now we know why all of you are 24 hour accessible1288772582630
Anonymous: that gives the directions to make crack, thank you1308064970181
Razor187: I'll take a rock1308067687494
Zorro: whaha noo ppl,don't start purifing your cocaine,you don't know what they used to cut it up with they use baking soda to magnesium, to do it right you have to disolve the cocaine what is in a pain in the ass in the first place,so you can extract the pure cocaine or the pollution and then dry it again.The whole is an extremely dangerous proces so if you want pure cocaine you better make it yourself.1308068452357
FatGuy69: Don't be judgin. Kids have needs too.1319230077246
Anonymous: 0181 is correct. These instructions are for making crack freebase. A much more effective method for purification would be what is called an A/B extraction. Subsequent Recrystalization woiuld yield 99%+ purity (drugs are bad)1331026637313
Quantum69: ^thx for the heads up, i had no idea they were bad.1331026777313
M4sk3dc4sp3r: AND REMEMBER when a stranger offers you drugs SAY THANK YOU cuz drugs are Expensive1331026861198
fiveby5: this just creeped me out. how can kids not know this shit already?! :P1354404077175
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