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Research has proven 8/10 americans are too stupid to solve math problems. Simplify: 5*4-(5+8)/|8-16+2|

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1275829591139.jpg Info: JPG, 51 Kbytes (396x495) Added by: Anonymous (Jun 6, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: like the nimrod who made this thinking it came out to 8/10 1275830484489 Anonymous: 1.166666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 1275830574804 Anonymous: At least 85% of statistics are wrong 1275831991966 markcriley: 5*4-13/l-6l = 20-(2 1/6) = 17 5/6 1275840955158 cybersinner: 20 - (13 / -6) ---> 20 - -2.167 = 22.167 1275841463206 Anonymous: 22 and 1/6 1275859375558 markcriley: Vertical lines around 8-16+2 are Absolute Value symbols. 1275864104411 Anonymous: 5/4 of americans have trouble with fractions 1276074423693 Anonymous: ^ LOL! 1276098888726 Anonymous: Whoa that's clever 1276709807755 Anonymous: Further research has proven that eurofags post math problems with claims that amerifags cannot solve them, that the op "solved" with the wrong answer to begin with.. 1277725288121 Anonymous: .7 1277725545884 Anonymous: 40 years on and I've never needed any of that fancy maths shit in real life 1277732905167 chrisboy: its 4/5 lol plp are solving the ring problem =] 1277733182541 (show all comments) Limerick: markcriley got it. 1277778352490 Anonymous: 17.83 1277778556729 Flarp: Fried chiken 1277778578152 Anonymous: 5*4-(5+8)/|8-16+2|, 20-(13)/|-6|, 7/6 1277782680246 Venator21: tbh im English and i cant solve this shit.... fuck maths 1277783814713 Venator21: maybe im just lazy i didnt even try 1277783830967 markcriley: ^The division sign acts as a grouping symbol. Therefore you do the division before the subtraction. 1277783905463 Anonymous: I once was blind but now I see. 5*4-(5+8)/|8-16+2|=20-(13)/|-6|=20- 2 1/6=potato 1277784415583 Anonymous: I also got 17.83 or 17 5/6 1277786373568 FAH-Q: I am a pure-bred European, living in Europe. The answer is 3.83 1277797262513 slikwilly: Research has proven that 10/10 nerdy eurofags get beat up and their lunch money taken by Americans because they tried to insult them 1277797849934 Anonymous: chicken buiscut. 1277805110585 slawek1806: 18,7 1277815381964 pocket: Im American, and I cant figure out what the asterisk means. Oh well, I'll just eat a bag of chips and have a 2 liter of Pepsi instead. 1277818209197 Anonymous: Well if you were a euro you would know thats the euro symbol for wait for an american to do the math for you.. 1277818583312 Anonymous: You are all Wrong! The answer is POTATOE! 1277909929179 Anonymous: 12/10 people cannot be fucked to do math problems after high school 1277960934459 GoinForSpeed: 9/10 Americans could give a fuck about these lame insults 1278029045131 0rga5m: The answer is 42 ! 1278030035934 boettcher: markcriley is right, everyone else is either a retard or a troll (or both) 1278033896880 Anonymous: Lawl if you too stupid to figure it out... go back to grade . "BEDMAS" (5+8) = 13, |8 - 16 + 2| = -6 13 \ -6 = 2.1666__ 5*4 = 20 - 2.1666__ = 17.844__ 1278034881920 Anonymous: the asnwers YOUR MOM i bet you couldn't solve this 1278042299933 Anonymath: Show bellybutton. Then go to bed. 1278042728426 sqwrrl: math 1278065733459 Anonymous: 107/6 (17.83) is te awns ppl thank holland,we just fucked uruguay 1278455306261 Anonymous: 20-(13/10)=187/10=18.7 1279018062245 dvice: Research? What research? 1279018556593 chanmalichan: markcriley is right. 17.833333..... 1279061078857 Nickeh43: Fuck math. The end. 1279061285128 Anonymous: 7/6 ok 1279064087189 Anonymous: 107/6 1279067235352 Unitedairforce1: I got 1... 1279080901607 Anonymous: Surely the answer must be Pi... 1279089270892 Anonymous: (8-16+2)=(-6), absolute value = 6. 5*4=20. 5+8=13. 20-13/6=20-2.16666...=17.83333... 1279089744143 Anonymous: 1920: Close, too bad you blew the last subtraction. 1279089811975 GhostNinja: math is a sin it is involved in gambling and thats a sin too!! 1279090108721 Anonymous: 7/10, it si please excuse my dear aunt sally or parethesis, exponents, multiplication, division, add, sub and then the fraction 1279183444505 markcriley: Fractions are division. 1279243633810 Anonymous: I see what you did there 1279296305323 jacooker: Research has proven that if you bring your silly ass to my country it will get beaten. 1280045791188 Anonymous: 0.7 1280212919864 Anonymous: 17.84 witht he 4 repeating 1280215714187 Flarp: Dunno. I got -0.66666666666666666666666666666667 1280251530760 Anonymous: what is | ? 1282319531156 Anonymous: ^ Vertical lines around 8-16+2 are Absolute Value symbols. 1282418376946 expialidocious: looks like seven tenths. Also there is a difference between stupidity and ignorance, biggots. 1282436223191 Anonymous: 7/6 donkeys 1282437807424 Jesus: real andwer? 2. 4 chan answer? 15649845113151.1513.2511513151.12 1282448097926 Anonymous: 17 5/6 1282448785649 Anonymous: it's 107/6 1285324401452 Anonymous: id love to see how many eurofags have trouble solving this too... 1285344366845 Anonymous: The Answer is 17.83 or 17 5/6 ---- is it really hard to solve for americans? 1285940773792 Anonymous: 7/10 1285943860586 Anonymous: ITT: Math faggots 1286572198273 Anonymous: math is gay 1286572399744 Anonymous: 5*4-(5+8)/|8-16-2| = 5*4-(5-8)/|-6| = 5*4-(5-8)/6 = 5*4*-(5-8)/6 = 5*4*-(-3)/6=20+3/6=20.5? 1286575980135 Anonymous: @0135 you turned (5+8) into (5-8) 1286607768955 Anonymous: 1.875 1287394419518 Phadrus: I don't need to prove how stoopid I am. 1287408113494 Phadrus: It's a TRAP! 1287408191442 Phadrus: Spoiler Alert --> It doesn't say SOLVE, it says simplify. In math class, simplify was not the same as solving. 1287408771794 George: The answer is 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 1287528132348 George: Or http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/index314.html 1287528150468 BnSneky: New Math sucks 1287528220318 anon i can: 17 5/6 or 107/6 or 17,83333etc 1287528448519 FLArp: Research has proven that 'Americans' do not actually exists. And, are in fect, the biggest troll EVAR on eurofags. 1287546855208 Anonymous: 107 over 6 or 17.8333333333333333333 im right fuck u 1287560558656 George: Can someone please explain how there can possibly be eight tenths of an American? 1287693750828 Anonymous: 133/6 1287694546247 Anonymous: 2.166666666666666666666666666666 recuring 1287694583449 BnSneky: I Hate the fuckin new math...........16 1287694832577 AssLove: 7/6. 1287695332166 Anonymous: 17.84 1287748468678 bitty95: if you aint american then fuck you, who cares? 1287802532782 Anonymous: Research has proven that ignorant fucks who do not realize that 8/10 must be reduced to 4/5, are trolls! 1287885398841 Anonymous: The two vertical lines are Absolute Value Symbols and P.E.M.D.A.S. still applies within them so the answer is 18.7 1287948886229 Anonymous: 7/6 or 1 1/6 depending if you want a mixed number or not 1287987312224 Anonymous: markcriley got it 1288003082937 Sugarnuts: Stupid fucks are solving it, not simplifing it. And it's not "Americans" it's 8/10 in the world. Dumbass OP. 1288005186915 Limerick: Simplifying is the same as solving in exprssions without variables and 8/10 in the world extrapolates to 8/10 in america from a statistical standpoint. 1288005409379 jhenry922: 5*4-(5+8)/|8-16+2| >>>> 5*4 -(13/|-6| >>>> 20 -13/6 >>>> 20 - 2 - .1666666= 17.83333333333 wow only TWO people got this right!!! 1288051210153 Anonymous: Sugarnuts: 5*4-(5+8)/|8-16+2| is a number that when simplified is 17 5/6. Since the original number does not have a variable or equal sign, it is not possible to “Solve” it. 1288059334428 Burrgeezy: The hell with math, I'm gonna fap instead. 1288059529870 BnSneky: 457 1288059530381 Stan: 22.16 1288063020143 JewFag: 17.833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 1299591027312 Anonymous: 17,83333333333333333333333and so 1299595173298 Anonymous: 1.166667 1299855436578 Anonymous: -(1 1/6) 1299856630323 Anonymous: infinity 1299859911662 aval: Uhh.. Uhhhh.. Ahhh.. Potato? 1299868520297 Woodford: I'm not even a namerican, who's the idiot now? 1299871989388 Earthquake: 7/10.... You're all fucking retarded 1299999771666 Anonymous: ^Earthquake, if that isn't sarcasm, you are the biggest dumbfag ever. CORRECT ANSWER IS 17.84. Stan is dumb, Cybersinner is dumb, Earthquake might be dumb. 1300151904610 Breaker: It says SIMPLIFY, not resolve... You all lose. 1300172914871 Breaker: There is no answer btw 1300172946705 Anonymous: L2Math 1300434627616 The_GOoD: 22.1666666666 Final ANSWER ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 1300469743143 Anonymous: I'm not too STUPID. I'm too LAZY. There's a difference. 1300508124977 SpiffyHenshaw: 8/10 Americans??? Lowest common denominator troll says 4/5 Americans. 1300509278275 tokunbo: is there a Brit in the house, what does a septic know about math 1300545667323 Quantum69: ^Septic.....................tank? 1319238679741 Anonymous: I refuse to answer because the answer to this isn't found in Genesis. 1319299432488 Lickathesplit: Numbers in motion are simplified by calling them undecisive numbers. 1319299711873 Anonymous: 1 + 1 = KFC AND EBT CARD 1319301581310 Anonymous: The problem is to simplify the expressions and the problem has a solution. The expression simplifies to 17 5/6 (which is more exact than 17.8333333) 1319304923180 LemmyLaffer: 7/6 1330247075617 Anonymous: 5*4-(5+8)/|8-16+2| , 5*4-(13)/|-6| , 5*4-13/6 , 20-13/6 , 7/6 1330316668350 Anonymous: when a woman digs her ass into the bed when you are fucking her it means to need to ru b higher to hit her g spot...they dont teach that in math class 1330412077695 Anonymous: 18.3 the straight lines means that whatever comes out of there is positive, só it's 10 under the 13 thus 1.3 20-1.3=18.7 1330430347850 LemmyLaffer: ^ 8835 got the clearly right answer. I'm trying, but can't find where You got your result from. 1330459567476 LemmyLaffer: * 8350 1330459643977 Anonymous: Hurr durr... 20 - (13 / 6) 1330459814274 Anonymous: LemmyLafter: 8350 failed at the last step. 20-13/6 is not 7/6 but 20 - (13/6) which is something like ~17.83 1330459918527 Anonymous: (5*4=20) - (5+8=13) / (|8-16+2|=6) = (20-13)/6 = 7/6 1330459987718 Anonymous: unless it's 20 - (13/6)..then it's 17 5/6 1330460178730 KofeeAnon: research shows 9/10 trolls are unsuccessfull, and 2500/10 Ops are faggots 1330460404436 LemmyLaffer: 5*4-(5+8)/|8-16+2| < in this formula, the division is the main operand, should be done last, both sides should be simplified before it. Absolute value act as a bracket. 7718 explained it. 1330462360445 LemmyLaffer: You know , I've just dug my old math textbooks from mid-level school, which I have finished 13 years ago with rather poor math grades , and realised today I just don't understand a bit. Logarithmic functions, euclidean vectors, analytic geometry... This problem is trivial compared to that. 1330464848651 LemmyLaffer: Maybe, If I can solve at least one problem from my old book, an can translate it into English, c4c will have some real math challenge. 1330465003990 LemmyLaffer: here you have 1330511228407 Anonymous: Eight tenths? Does OP realize there's a percent sign available using shift-7? Like this: "80% of mathtrads don't know enough to capitalize nationalities or end their feeble sentences with punctuation. And 99% of them fail to cite their research." 1330511649796 Anonymous: Detroit niggers are sooooooo fucking stupid! 1330551199399 Anonymous: N/A. You can't square root a negative number. 1352401480409 Anonymous: 10 out of 10 nigger cannot do any math 1352408357563 Anonymous: [5x4]=20-[5+8]=13 (7) [8-16+2]=10 (7÷10=0.7) 1352410152203 Anonymous: At the moment 140 answers and only 21 are correct. Only 15 percent was capable of resolve it. These statistics were optimistic. 1352413379529 Mota: Here. Allow me to help. FUCK YOU. Problem solved. 1352452732581 Anonymous: 20-13/6=17+5/6 dont u see module? 1358456604852 pepe64: 3/10 of americans are too stupid to understand he's destroying america 1358457703555 pepe64: who? obongo, of course, stupid 1358457828771 I Can't Math: 3 out of R people do not give a single fuck! 1360780604800 MadNiggerish: 1 1360781336318 Anonymous: The 17.833 answer depends on doing the division first, then subtracting. But the 7/6 answer is correct because you do the numerator first, then the denominator. 1360805665360 Anonymous: =20-(13)/|-10| = 20-13/10 = 20-1.3 = 18.7 1361056030455 Anonymous: Sigh! Humans... 1527343311460 ethelred: This is about maths - bet you some idiot has posted "nigger". 1550803598535 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/131480/Research_has_proven_8/10_americans_are_too_stupid_to_solve_math_problems._Simpli fy:_5*4-(5+8)/|8-16+2|

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1261052753109.png Info: PNG, 7 Kbytes (279x230) Added by: amon777 (Dec 17, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Bubble: cuts their toe nails with their finger nails... if u do it you know what i mean... 1261062175608 Pyro: ^yeah i know exactly wat u mean. I light fires then have sex right next to them 1261072008983 Bubble: I don't brush my teeth on my days of work, i only use mouthwash 1261073783657 Anonymous: I also do the toenail fingernail combo... works best after I've showered =p 1261080039499 Anonymous: Drink beer with Ben & Jerrys Chunky Monkey. 1261081436361 pocket: Bump the mantrain- just to be an asshole 1261090600280 Anonymous: breathe in my dog's farts 1261158832161 Anonymous: Pick on Swiney by calling him a Scottish Mexican 1261438550692 Pyro: I smoke pot and drink booze til i cant see then i go mud sliding....i dislocated my thumb this time...oh well it was fun 1261439042458 NSFW: I dislocate people's thumbs while they're mudsliding. 1261442842948 santa: not shower for a week and a half and never brush your teeth 1261465442548 Anonymous: Catch farts in my hand and sniff them 1261801290601 Anonymous: jack off into my hand and lick the cum 1261801527886 TASTYbacon: Hit a bong in the bathtub.....then go underwater for a while......oh yeah...feels good man. 1261829859831 (show all comments) SickNote: When I taste something good I do a little dance 1261856461175 sqwrrl: Scream obcenities at my television on a daily basis. 1261926409275 Anonymous: Bite my penis skin 1261982546174 Anonymous: fucked your mom 1261984755613 DO IT NOW: Comb the lint out of my ass hair 1262023314374 SickNote: If iI have no toilet paper left after a big shit I wash my ass in the sink 1262035595446 Anonymous: ^^ ROFLMFAOSAUCE 1262424172642 Spermany: enlarge pics of dead people 1262456320800 Anonymouse: Love to watch other guys peeing, especially if they're uncircumcized. 1262456507992 edcedcedc: fap 1262612179467 wooky: when making tea or sandwich do a lil dance so evrything flows smoothly together like pull the milk out poor it in and put it back in the fridge then do a 360 spin all in one motion =] 1262613160468 Hughbie: ^you're on your own on that one...but its ok....cause its ok.... 1262617897957 Sinonymous: hide spagetti in my arm pitts 1262618512815 Anonymous: If piss hits the toilet seat, just kind of wipe it off with the knee of your pants and keep rockin it. Don't let it slow you down, you're a bigger man than that. 1262897222516 anonymouse: Brit living in a Chateau, have one leg, tour round Europe on any one of my five motorbikes 1262901138358 Spermany: always fail at 50:50 decisions 1262901488846 spoon: I wonder at the meaning of ITT. 1262907912493 Anonymous: take my dog out for a walk wait for it to do its bussiness. Then make sure no ones watching and eat its shit. 1262908223812 Anonymous: enjoy J-Pop 1264913272401 swiney: Watches Glee 1264915141259 Bubble: lol, J-pop on winamp FTW! 1264919673726 Pyro: Inhale dustercans infront of the police station 1264920417796 Anonymous: take a shit in the cat's litterbox 1264948741159 Anonymous: is nice to other people 1264981416717 Anonymous: masturbate on a daily if not hourly bases 1266082814842 Anonymous: wear a condom when i masturbate. 1266083463560 KarmaPickles: Volunteer EMT-Fireman and loves Milfs. 1266085448213 Bubble: your a towel! 1266085486821 aNOMynous: talk to a stuffed lion and move it like it's alive and understands what I'm saying 1266090011411 iprobablyhateyou: suck my own cock 1266108894955 LR: I at least pay attention to spelling, grammar and punctuation even if I'm not religious about it, yet I do so without calling out the failings of others. 1266141619566 DutchGuy: use my brain 1266183837796 Jovi: say please and thank you to strangers 1266195675381 JesusWept: Fuck my best friends sister as he faps in the other room 1266256929605 ANNONAMOOSE: masturbate over the thought of fucking my mum ans stp sister 1266719014783 Anonymous: ummmmmm i invented faping 1266748945714 Samps: Whenever I have to piss just a little, I flush the toilet and try to complete my pissing before the flush is complete. 1268460270743 Anonymous: I masturbate to pics of my own genitals. 1268500930892 Anonymous: fap to mass grave jews 1268501150565 kurdy: bombing terrorists with cats? 1273500446976 Anonymous: Remove the hairs from my boogers before I eat said boogers. 1273528071968 TwoFaced: Masturbating while eating pizza 1273530507337 Anonymous: your mom 1273543692436 slikwilly: I hope my girlfriend is one of those things. If not than she can hit the road and it's back to strippers and cheap drunk sluts at the club. 1273550203384 Mortisha323: Like Black Dick.... 1273550401832 Warg: See that science and religion do not necessarily contradict each other. Gods=Highly advanced space aliens. 1273553762342 anonymous: When i have to shit really bad but to lazy to go the bathroom i sit on my heel and it plugs my asshole. 1275786505508 ElCapitan: ^HAHAHAHA 1275791503900 bobalob: kill myself 10 times a day 1275791578591 Anonymous: pop my joints, preferably neck or toes, while having an orgasm. it makes it feel so much more better. 1276114514101 synthstatic: eat my manjuice after fapping 1276118649700 Anonymous: fap in the public bathroom after taking a shit while at work. 1276119863870 Anonymous: drink from the toilet bowl 1276124579722 C4SP3R: sleep in a inclosed spaced 1276133348815 CerealKiller: save semen in a jar 1276135570626 Anonymous: lets her fiance watch porn and use her as a fleshlight;) 1276141197307 Sick O!: licking my own juice from my fingers after im finished^^ 1276352865969 TopGun: ^ hope you're a girl... 1276353639731 Sick O!: wait give me one moment i need to check this 1276357050116 Furore23: Eat toast. 1276370193163 Anonymous: pick lock on brothers room to smell sis-in-laws panties 1280088524108 Anonymous: whilst finishing up from doing a poo, i like to bend close to my crotch, play with my balls and suck my bellend free of the final droplets of piss. then i like to push it through the gaps of my teeth, savouring the salty piss flavour. Then wipe. 1280089823106 big john: lick the sweat off girl's armpit hair 1280291210485 candismaw: drink tea constantly 1280588012817 Anon: feed my dog boogers 1280616442597 Arsonist: be pro at cod 1280616513668 Anonymous: O shit the tea yes. Unending tea. But then i also obsess day and night over how to construct the perfect auto-orgasmic device. I am after all an outta teh closet appliantologist. 1280617288595 Anonymous: Wish I was J-Wow. 1280617924439 darkstan: Take these comments seriously. 1280620043484 dagtannerman: hate niggers, date a quadroon 1280650320181 Anon57: Talk shit on chans.. 1280653043768 the7rafe7: anon57 talks to shit 1280658501704 Anonymous: masturbate in peoples closests while over 1280964350609 Anon57: LOL the7rafe7, only on weekends though 1280964442921 Anonymous: have sex with dogs, but everyone know i do :( 1282121805372 danie: i stick my hand in my pants randomly. i find it, i dunno, comforting? i just put it there and let my hand chillax. it's all warm and soft down there. idk if you guys do that. but yeah, i do that. okay. all done here. 1282141178332 Anonymous: @2493: ITT = In This Thread, newfag! 1282145484501 Nickeh43: sleep with my baby blankie ;) 1282446378582 vengance: moon truckers on the high way while riding in my friends van 1282454336812 FatGuy69: Have actual, deep conversations with myself. 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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1272656740952.jpg Info: JPG, 89 Kbytes (250x250) Added by: woopwoop (Apr 30, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Invailid: http://www.muller-godschalk.com/nl/msn.html 1273353779656 Greeft: http://vimeo.com/11338327 1273353942744 Anonymous: http://blogs.msdn.com/tims/archive/2009/01/12/the-bumper-list-of-windows-7-secrets.aspx 1273358008749 Anonymous: http://cuteoverload.com/2008/04/14/ladies-and-gent-3/ 1273359664444 Anonymous: bestgore * com 1273363091737 anon09: http://gapingvoid.com/category/cartoon/ The first link in the 7th categorized folder 1273367439847 beepb00p: http://webmail.excite.com userid bepbep pw iamgod9 1273368506725 noend: http://www.ass4all.com/ 1273370971126 Anonymous: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread348619/pg1 (Covenant theory, Jews and Nordics page 1) 1273410938940 Anonymous: //girls.twistys.net/preview/totm/01-2007/04/?t1/revs=glx777/index.html 1273439877776 TopGun: http://www.neo-arcadia.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=21 1273439926810 cheesecake: http://picasion.com/ create gif images 1273458099576 TwoFaced: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/8422616 Interesting read 1273475197339 Mortisha323: http://www.pyramid-gallery.com/TroubledWalk.html 1273478770103 (show all comments) Mork: ^ idiots 1274126488782 darkstan: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2053/2087885879_fa69b4162f.jpg 1274156268394 KarmaPickles: http://snyderstreasures.com/pages/daggers.htm 1274157285931 Anonymous: http ://images[dot]google[dot]com/advanced_image_search?hl=en lol always go to advanced =P 1274164667448 LittleDemon: http://www.forumophilia.com 1274180147168 Warg: http://www.headinjurytheater.com/entertainment.htm 1274249965823 Anonymous: faggots >_> 1274445288898 Purplekush420: http://www.neave.com/strobe/ 1274811384558 NigBickDigger: http://www.jazzguitar.be/jazz_chord_progressions.html 1274811816538 CerealKiller: http://www.cakefarts.com 1274815898461 bobalob: http://disc.comp3769.org/ 1274823533791 Bun: http 1274825531586 Bun: http://www.mangafox.com 1274825541344 anonymous: http://www.tube8.com/top.html 1274832499799 Anonymous: lemonparty.org 1274833560746 Anonymous: http://www.chan4chan.org/ 1274847588631 Anonymous: http://www.spele.nl/ 1274902882652 BloodSpiller: http://www.filairsoft.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5290 1274903880174 sqwrrl: http://www.gametabs.net/legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time/kotake-and-koumes-theme 1275040155363 Unsoundly: http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Revelation_3 1275048753844 Grave: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mocomix/174339709432?ref=ts 1275051772967 Anonymous: No spam plz 1275244832757 Clownichter: http://redtube.com/ 1275326499829 Weird Me: http://nnm.ru/blogs/tr2sh/kniga_o_hause_1/page2/ 1275859035667 Anonymous: keepbusy.net 1275889463208 Anonymous: mcguirewoods . Com it's not spam it's a place I use 1276550837908 Anonymous: ubersite . com/m/39845 1276559968788 xissor: http://thottbot.com/ 1276604368953 technosasquatch: http://www.lilformers.com/ 1276623834526 vengance: http://www.everythingbutt.com/site/shoots.jsp 1276639049678 Crop: Photoshop Shortcuts 1276671692983 sqwrrl: http://guides.ign.com/guides/745543/page_4.html It's a guide to find all of the scarabs in Ninja Gaiden Black. 1276678976541 Anonymous: youtube . com/watch?v=lQVGZKNJUlA#movie_player FUCK YEAH! 1276691077612 Moongrim: http://www.republicansexoffenders.com/ 1276816491635 Anonymous: ^Lookin for people with similar interests,aye? 1276820739429 devshade: http://www.embryology.ch/genericpages/moduleembryode.html 1276847598697 Anonymous: chan4chan.com 1276905886362 Anonymous: http://radar.weather.gov/Conus/full.php 1276907184207 AGENTDORK: http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.21088 lol i was gunna buy it or still am 1276909094624 Anonymous: www.hulu . com 1276913387944 Anonymous: All my bookmarks are organized into folders. >.> 1276990855676 fap: http://video.xnxx.com/video101879/moms_love_big_dick i like to save the best video links :D 1277883407646 d^|^b: ve4erinka.narod.ru audio midi_club html 1277885215112 MarkMonkey: http://www.egotastic.com 1278194740414 the7rafe7: how many of these do you wanna bet arent even their 7st bookmark? 1278197002577 Anonymous: ^Nice Grammar Fail. 1278211808198 OMG: ERROR: NO SPAM PLZ 1279927081390 Anonymous: encyclopediadramatica.com/Pain_Series 1279954159284 Anonymous: rawkingbabes,(cum)/tag/nude/ 1279973417459 Anonymous: rawkingbabes,cum/tag/nude/ 1279973433349 Anonymous: about:blank 1279989644659 Toxified: http://hotbabes.patratelurosu.com/babes/melissa-adams/attachment/melissa-adams-8/ 1280022085820 candismaw: gayflood com 1280588868124 Nickeh43: New computer - no 7th favorite link yet 1282296675876 mr.quimper: 12chan.org 1282346702701 vengance: http://shade.theslasher.net/info.php?id=character 1282351060671 Leat: http://voe.blogg.no/1281225821_dagen_i_bilder.html 1282764182565 Anonymous: i shouldnt... 1282772592995 Limerick: http://team-nog.net/flash/trolls.swf 1282777861584 Anonymous: http://www.animusro.com/index.php 1283070096729 Anonymous: I cant type mine 1283074653609 GrYm: http://abowman.com/ 1283076434171 Anonymous: thekingofwolves.webs[dot]com 1283091110244 anon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3pXzpfqFxI 1283092423357 unpwned: www.pornpros.com 1283238731458 Novem: http://www.dpjs.co.uk/sell.html 1283241835919 Leezus: http://www.sciplus.com/ 1283242025930 bunnyolesen: http://focusuk.wordpress.com/ 1283298091886 Flarp: Repeatedly I see 'no spam please' c4c=fail Another example of fix it until it's broken 1283300055332 Anonymous: ^ Because reporting the problem is so fucking hard. 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Haha. 1287778431914 Anonymous: kirbysrainbowresort.net/ 1291189404745 Lickathesplit: chan4chan... does not compute !!! does not compute !!! update your site, login error... 1291193071312 Greeft: http://www.cl-erotic.com/ 1291198381286 Grund1e: http://www.lionbacker.com 1291199151936 MadDog: thepiratebay.org 1291368243813 Twinchlian: http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/bob_thurman_says_we_can_be_buddhas.html 1291623240574 Anonymous: http://www.rainymood.com/ 1291655186532 Anonymous: NO U, silly FBI man! 1291759199364 StormTrooper: http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl 1291762821147 thruster: http://galleries.pichunter.com/krawl/273/2738507/index.html 1292800747320 Engelbert Humperdork: http://www.sideshowtoy.com/ .How'd that get there? 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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1307236678653.jpg Info: JPG, 8 Kbytes (251x211) Added by: Anonymous (Jun 5, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Poopalotacus: NIPPLES! 1307245466878 UriAr: C4C is a waste of time 1307251366859 Anonymous: ^GTFO then. moron 1307251456828 AZO: gtfo's and stfu's never worked, they're arguments for retards. You....have....no.....power... 1307256041820 pocket: you should be banned for reposts, not making fun of peoples usernames. 1307281990158 anonymule: It sucks you got to be "popular" to get your uploads accepted. 1307283372805 Anonymous: ^ fact: username is not looked at when images are unselected to be kept. | ^^ fact2: there's no rule about making fun of usernames, learn to read. 1307288504217 Weed: Rape can be hilarious! 1307290887797 anonymule: ^^ bullshit on fact 1. Favorites and oldfags get images accepted even before fresh mode is reviewed. 1307293303992 iprobablyhateyou: not true 1307293738463 anonymule: riiiiiiiiight, sure it's not 1307293937245 anonymule: I have seen fresh uploads go from "delete" to "report abuse" just as they were uploaded by the very same oldfags that inhabit the karma toplists month after month so please, save me the whole....everyone's uploads are equal nonsense. there is absolutely no way that the average c4c user can get as many upload slots as the oldfags if they aren't in league with modfags who accept them. 1307294888208 anonymule: call bullshit if you want 1307294905624 Captngeetch: The internet is not a democracy... 1307296480649 (show all comments) Anonymous: anonymule: images do get locked before the cleanup process occasionally, and the reason is "hey, this looks good" not "this was posted by an oldfag". 1307297364230 Last_Resort: Black people frustrate me!!! 1307323973543 Banshee5: SUCK IT NOW SLUT! pfew... finally I said it! Thx c4c, you always help me when in need 1307357266402 Anonymous Fag Mother Fucker you know where im from nigger FROSTY POOKY EDDY EDDY! Woah, that was GR8, Thanks ChaCha4Chan! Im off to bang a dead deer! 1307357861807 MrSandyNigger: I see dead people. Is it because I live in the middle east? 1307362351493 LeashedHate: Pop Tarts have killed and will kill again given the chance. 1307367549281 HWOOD: ^^ magic 8 ball says "all signs point to yes" 1307388361444 Anonymous: I hear voices all the tyme 1307388496853 Anonymous: i like small tits 1307389648978 Anonymous: tötet juden ! 1307394530163 MrPerspective: My toplist rank isn't enough to keep 96% of my submits from being rejected. Just so you know. (I prefer to think of myself as a "karma entertainment provider". ;-) 1307493092765 absinthe: ^4% is better than my average. Then again, I love toothless carnies who smell of cabbage. 1307493302739 HalfMast: im at 2% ish sucess rate 1307507487492 Anonymous: FUCK,I WANT TO SLEEP BUT HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL X.X 1307512793107 DriftRocket: Damn bitch ass mother fucking asshole bastard gay homosexual bitch...........Fucking poxy arsefucking shit of a frogcunted fucking feltcher fucker. I feel better now .... 1307515255912 djh123: ^^drifty how do you really feel??^^ 1307515293990 Anonymous: i hate niggers 1307576207192 user775: I AM!!!!!!!! STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!1 1307576243857 Anonymous: i hate boxxy 1307583406977 Anonymous: User775 - Nooooooooooooouuuurrreeeeennnnnoooooooottttttttt 1307584154926 MrPerspective: @ absinthe: 4% (estimated!) on a small number. Probably just beginner's luck. :-P 1307593722216 MrPerspective: Waxed chest hair. FFFFFUUUUUU! DAMN, that hurt! 1307593796997 Anonymous: I miss you miss 1307595280217 Anonymous: ^ ahhhhhh sad times 1307595310483 Anonymous: I hate Jews and fat redneck hoosier americans (its all the same to me) 1307768053980 Halfmast: i hate nigger faggots 1307768059136 MrPerspective: I hate haters. Piece and harmony on Earth, or I'll roundhouse-kick your fucken face in! 1307788849499 Grave: I'M GAY!!!!!!! 1307792195272 Grave: ^did I say it out loud? 1307792208265 Anonymous: Ur gonna TEKKEN our ass Mr.P? 1307795752356 Lickathesplit: Okay, you got me, i was the one who pissed in your coffee this morning 1307814530577 HWood: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUI NIGGERS 1307833330522 HWood: wow!! that felt so good to get that off my boobies! THX - C4C! 1307833400435 Anonymous: I hate gay people! 1307833477606 Furore23: I spend too much time on chan4chan. WINNAR! 1307837769420 Anonymous: I want to fuck you and your daughter 1308119203835 Anonymous: i want to fuck all your daughters 1308198736556 Anonymous: Cough, cough 1308198788734 Anonymous: every time i see an american flag i want to light it on fire 1308212493623 Anonymous: HWood- U got tits? lol pics or your full of armadillo shit. 1308220893481 Anonymous: I should say, please, spam this email list with a lot of things! So, use this email list! megaupload com/?d=N9OO06YH 1308222927586 HWOOD: ^^ hey anon - armadillo shit? where u from Texas? go fap to the steers and queers... and how old r u? 12? gtfo. lol. 1308250949201 admackbar: I'm Larry David and I'm comfortable in women's panties!! 1308250986431 Anonymous: hwood - lol dont b so sensitive, as soon as you get the money you can have that sex change you've always wanted, i know its hard being a fat fag n' all but you worry not. your (much needed) Lypo & Sex reassignment surgery is just round the corner (from that dairy queen you cant stop Fapping to) :) 1308253222957 DerpaDerpa: all your daughters want to fuck I 1308253714238 Anonymous: ^^ anon if I had a penis and gay I would let u suck me off, as long as you are not a NIGGER. Thanks for caring about my feelings though... u r the best ! :^) 1308260647815 AmericanSpirit: Bro... I want you to move out. Seriously.. you only cramping my style and my plans. I thought we would live together once apon a time.. but now.. I don't need you and I have made plans with someone else. Sorry man... 1308269925993 MrPerspective: @ HWOOD 0435 : LOL! I wish I could have made THAT pun. Been thinking of it, but... Thx for getting it off MY chest too. (But shhh! Don't tell 3481 about that buxom profile pic you've posted...) 1308553511561 Anonymous: hey anon 2957 - i wrote 7815, somehow I was logged out. so anytime you want me to put on a strap, I will let u suck me you fagtard! 1308604738342 Anonymous: ^^ THX Mr. P! ;^) 1308604808774 Anonymous: 100% of males look at porn, ???% of females look at porn! 1308604960744 MrPerspective: ^^ Problems logging in, HWOOD? 1308702343839 HWOOD: ^ LOL - sometimes I am so retarded!! way too funny... durrr 1308754774250 Furore23: It's like this: 100% of males look at porn, 100% of females look at porn and lie about it. 1308763168545 MrPerspective: ^ If a <15 teenager masturbates nekkid in front of a mirror, is it illegal CP viewing by a minor? I'm asking, because I did it back in the day... 1308885939900 Anonymous: YOU FORGOT POLAND! 1308887324479 Anonymous: ^ fuck you pole smoking polocks 1308890612466 Furore23: ^^^ At last we see that the hunter becomes the hunted. 1308910206638 Anonymous: I really, really want to fuck my sister-in-law. 1308913042762 MrPerspective: ^^ I... became the hunted? (eep) Mother... Owh, who oh why could it not remain wabbit season??? 1308918501478 halfmast: fuck liberals cock sucking faggot niggers 1310705116512 Khalthar: I'm actually an aspiring author. 1310705791781 Gov'na: paper war or red invasion 1310897763810 chumpno1: i want my paradise fuck it 1310898536560 Anonymous: fuuuucking nigger rapists 1310949267693 Anonymous: Just take a look on Africa, so full of light and countries with shape of boots 1310959355295 cybersinner: I want to fuck you with a rake!!! 1310965745851 Soulfucker666: ^same, but with a steam powered locomotive. 1310965801172 Anonymous: ^without lub 1310993993369 halfmast: i hate you and you should feel bad 1314378543353 Anonymous: I fucked an old man for money, a couple days ago. He called back, and I'm seriously considering doing it again (is straight, broke, male) 1314404889939 Tattoos: ^ Now tell the truth. Did you fuck him, or did you bend over and let him fuck you? And if you are staright, as you claim, how did you get an erection with which to fuck him? Isn't it true that you sucked his shriveled old dick until it was halfway stiff and then let him put it in your ass? 1314405526676 MrPerspective: ^ He meant he paid a straight man so the guy would let himself get fucked. I think. Butt nao you haz cunfoozd me. 1314410749197 Redrocco: ummm clicking on a link under a pic in /news sometimes takes you to the thread and sometimes it doesnt. oh and the new karma rules suck, its only possible to score 36 karma per hour now 1318172981184 GirlSoldier727: the shit i've seen, someone walking and gets they're lower body blown off and they are screaming at u to kill them, cuz they are in so much pain, but the pain comes from w/ in when u cant do ur brother a favor and kill him! 1318174020602 kirbylore: CHEESE IS MY GOD 1318188183692 NorwayJunkie: I have a disease in the brain 1318359000424 Anonymous: Republicans have no honor. 1318644188414 Anonymous: I want to love her vagina in the butthole 1318868553940 Anonymous: Niggers smell like shit 1318869087495 Anonymous: how come my tranny fuck toy has a bigger dick than me? 1322104620701 Tuxie: Shitcock. 1357478083912 bib: Shit cunt. 1357483855689 Anonymous: take that dick out of my ass or i´m gonna shit on it!!! 1357483943218 Capeta: I hate niggers and jews and muslins :) 1357736000382 Anonymous: Hairs! There, now I've gotten it off of my chest! 1381245879959 Bulbasaur111919: I've had enough of this shit! The after life better be as good as it looks. 1381263950657 Anonymous: I want to be a cum dumpster. 1382332227280 Arschloch33: No. Too much pressure! 1384101251928 ethelred: I'd rather get it off her chest - I loathe bras 1550129232803 Anonymous: IT! For fuck's sake: IT!!!!!!!!!!!! IT, I tell you! IT! IT! IT! IT! IT! IT! IT! IT! IT! 1550194260616 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/178253/SAY_IT!_Get_it_off_your_Chest_Now!

uncross your feet / legs and take off your left hand from your face.

advice (280) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1260156718816.jpg Info: JPG, 10 Kbytes (251x251) Added by: jonnyjim (Dec 7, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Pyro: well it was half right- my legs arent crossed 1260245427251 DannDruff: FFFFFFUUUUUU 1260287581185 Anonymous: was whole wrong.... 1260288007591 Anonymous: that's not where my left hand is... ;-) 1260298678819 mynamehere: this was SPOT ON!! unbelievable 1261186617947 TASTYbacon: Yeah whatever........ 1261188292666 Daddy: half right, my legs were crossed, but my hand wasn't on my face! :P 1261189788321 crackerkiller5: ????? 1261194977789 Van: freaky 1261195749158 Stillfree420: damn they were right 1261207484814 Spermany: yyeah half right... my hands were crossed and my left leg was on my face 1261223908672 Anonymous: More like, cross your legs and take your hand of your penis. 1261224380513 Anonymous: you can leave your hand on my penis big guy. 1261226282177 Anonymous: Holy fuck. 1261306215723 (show all comments) Anonymous: WHAT THE FUCK, STALKERS rofl xD 1261330422539 Anonymous: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU 1261338218637 Samps: No. 1261347183371 Anonymous: Damn, you got me. 1262147969900 K. Bekker: holy fucking shit creepy 1262426161720 Bassman: WHAT THE FUCK?! 1262907054804 spoon: How did it know? 1262907317449 lonerstoner45: WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL WHAT THE!??! 1262947830489 Very Anonymous: well, ill be 1262947866392 danie: LOL i'm in bed with my feet crossed and my left hand on my chin. xD 1263446943950 Anonymous: wow.. this shits right fucking on.. 1263456449289 DrZoidberg: Can't cross 'em. My balls are claustrophobic. 1263483400264 Anonymous: so i was kinda mad when i read this because my legs we crossed and my left hand was on my face 1263498244381 Anonymous: so i was kinda mad when i read this because my legs we crossed and my left hand was on my face. 1263498257984 Anonymous: oh my god... 1264832569351 google: double post fucking noob 1264832911259 Anonymous: u got me nigger. a voodoo nigger or sum shit nig 1264832987310 rubberduckazilla: took my hand off my face before i got here ;) 1265253142631 4chansucks: weird shit dude 1265263058142 gtfelix: ok thats just freaky 1265265130291 spoon: Oh, shit, it happened a-fucking-gain!! My legs aren't fully crossed, just my feet, but my left hand is in cheekpalm. 1265325218519 Daddy: damnit, you got me that time 1265327839981 Greg: not again 1265440795430 Bief: Spot on, I tell you. 1265441566225 Elvis: how did he know??? 1265598554107 Greg: got me again!! 1265680301584 Chemicalmix: fuckers following me 1265737611983 spoon: Ha! Not this time. 1265763847734 t0ny: yep.. that was accurate 1265764457101 nawaras: fuck? what a fuck? :D 1266531017216 SexKiller: In other words, stop sitting like a bitch. 1266556978444 Anonymous: shheeeeet this nigger is nigger right and sheeeet nigger..NOT 1266562226270 spoon: Ha! Not this time either, Bitch. 1266565685961 sam2332: wtf wall hax? 1270533060156 Anonymous: DAMN!!! 1272290869432 Anonymous: this shit doesn't work on left handed people 1272318603150 suomynonA: that was perfect except that my hand was on my chin!! 1272318761539 Greg: half right, my hand was on my penis 1272319251920 JameztheDrone: NO! NO I WON'T DO IT 1272327370927 Carn: Holy FFUU how is this possible ? It's a perfect !!! 1272329436642 Anonymous: OMG!!! 1273187499533 the7rafe7: it was the opposite my legs were on my face and my left hand was crossed 1273283723479 Anonymous: that's fuckin hilarious... legs crossed cuz I have to take a massive piss, left hand fidgeting with beard 1273698748367 NigBickDigger: im sitting at a piano. you are wrong - now you die. 1273698820191 anarcacist: Unfold your arms, grab your feet, and kiss your butt-cheeks aloha. 1273775216553 Anonymous: Yo dawg, I heard you liked Voodoo , so I put some voodoo in your 4chan so now I know what you are doing 1275573516519 Greg: first time it didnt get me FUCK YEAH 1275573997185 Anonymous: hly fuck How th=did that happen 1275603124546 sqwrrl: HA!! I'm fingering my belly-button with my legs spread. Ready for sex much? 1280697266112 c4sp3r: wtf man thats creepy 1280698377386 Hex: NOWHERE CLOSE HAHA! usually i would have my left hand on my face, but smoking a joint right now ;) never cross my legs though 1280704968209 ElCapitan: holy fffffuuuuuuuuu 1280715710137 ThelemicMage: Yeah my balls are too big to really cross my legs. No joke. 1280716510873 Anonymous: usualy dont cross my feet, when I finaly do, this. ooodds 1280716954978 Anonymous: Son of a bitch! 1280842368459 Dutchfag: The mouse isn't my face, I and don't cross my legs as I ain't no faggot! 1282293040612 Anonymous: Holy fucking shit! I wuz like wheres diz hidden cam! 1282295750922 Kimsy123: I win :D My hand wasn't touching my face and my legs aren't crossed. 1282302048916 Anonymous: how is that possbile :O 1282318438204 Anonymous: Everybody that don't have their feet/legs crossed and left hand on their head have way too much fun right now 1285408574598 NORWAYchan: only the legs were crossed at the ankle sorry mate 1285411611755 BarackObama: huh wtf. how did he. what the shit. ma gowd zomg?!? 1285426624750 Voltec: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 1291497739686 Anonymous: wrong 1291499530360 Anonymous: But I'm comfortable! 1291522978403 Anonymous: ffffffffuuuuuu 1291528374182 Anonymous: Nigger, you don't pay me. 1291762282260 arkona666: how did u know 1291764769780 Anonymous: WELL PLAYED MY GOOD SIR 1291794027436 mizakanator: O.o is there a webcam? 1291810526495 feefdoodle: lol well i lost the game 1291817871944 Crackwhore: where's the fucking webcam 1291828268318 fav: wtffff im amused XD 1291828942515 Anonymous: holy shitbawlz D= 1291886624992 Spectre: stop toying with those damn satellites darn decepticon 1292064415731 MrSandynigger: holy motherfucking shit 1293135148241 Anonymous: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1293164849656 Anonymous: I ain't your nigger. You don't pay me. 1293169345714 Anonymous: he can see down my internets !! 1295014532918 Anonymous: haha awesome! 1295439871714 BnSneky: Fuck, now i hear voices again 1295440124100 Anonymous: THE GAME 1295446203532 Doyousmell: OMFG ARE YOU SERIOUS!? THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING 1295447672178 avaL: You're stalking me? 1295447944181 Anonymous: owned 1295474492928 Anonymous: again fuck...haha 1295475539481 Anonymous: OMG. That made me shit myself OO: 1295492360929 Malintus: Least now I know what the noise was in the bushes out back 1295496134621 Anonymous: omfg it was right legs crossed left thumb resting on my top teeth wtf hmfg !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1295508960635 Anonymous: looks nice tome. 1295553990193 mrisom2009: that's so fucking crazy! I'm in bed and my legs are crossed and my head was on my left hand 1296074889579 lily84: wtf i had my legs all bent and crossed and left hand........ 1296075209109 TinFoilHatGuy: facepalm freezone... 1296075406118 XENU: Bitches cant see the hand in my ass, spider style 1296075749208 Weed: "I AM A MAN!" 1296078895350 Anonymous: i...erm...er....ok the matrix just broke my head. 1297196800363 Anonymous: HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT ME my tits are so big I just rest my chest on the tabletop, left hand on keyboard, right hand on mouse ROFL 1297199903454 theheat: this time it was true, nice 1297204667702 Anonymous: WTF !!!! 1297294217240 Anonymous: seriously crossed legged left hand on neck... creepy shit 1297371094940 Anonymous: I guess I will do as I am told... D: 1298113202905 muztashflex: wierrrd 1312868521225 NorwayJunkie: you got me 2 out of 3 :p 1320248763675 The Original Spoon: God damn, busted a-fucking-gain! Amazing. 1320258730860 Anonymous: GET OUT OF MY INTERNETS! 1320267101381 The Original Spoon: Ha, not this time. Neither one! 1320279168278 halfmast: my left hand is on my cock fuck you 1320291145391 Anonymous: got me.. 1321736199951 honghavok: My left hand is grasping Orange Crush. 1321740395505 Quantum69: My Orange Crush hand is left grasping. 1321740577892 Anonymous: I know this has been said before but... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1321764419109 Anonymous: I know this has been said before but... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1321784028251 Quantum69: lol my legs were (& still are) crossed but my laptop is sitting on top of my broken sub-woofer so i got nowhere to rest my elbow on 1324369598787 Anonymous: No fucking way! :D 1324491282704 HWood: then my head may hit the desk 1324494775174 Capt Hard On: well, i got pwned on that one...well played. wanna fuck? 1324537447290 SexKiller: so, people are all the same. DIE 1324561348670 Vincent859: ENGLISH, MOTHER HUBBARD! . . . . DO . . . . YOU . . . . SPEAK . . . . IT??? 1324577110536 Anonymous: IT KNOWSSS 1324601620536 huck1944: then what? 1387042526900 Anonymous: lol my left hand was down in my panties but my legs are crossed lol 1387231769434 Anonymous: I'm on the toilet using my ipad... 1387985438514 ethelred: My legs are wrapped around a luscious black female, my left hand is fondling her nipple 1547602084154 Anonymous: ^So, you're sitting with your legs crossed and your face looks like a boob? 1547746283676 Anonymous 1547763197233 Anonymous: Jokes on you I'm sitting spread legged with one hand on my dick, suck it bitch 1548824734430 Anonymous: You fail! Both feet flat on the floor, left hand's fingers on keyboard, right hand on mouse (except when typing). 1549178603787 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: tomwinter007 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/72982/uncross_your_feet_/_legs_and_take_off_your_left_hand_from_your_face.

STOP POSTING GAY SHIT. >:|

gay (464) , itt (354)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i47.tinypic.com/2rogchk.jpg Info: JPG, 26 Kbytes (750x477) Added by: *.comcast.net (Dec 18, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: lol this will get much use 1261110387210 Anonymous: Stop shitting gay posts 1261110875104 Anonymous 1261114612334 themadhatter666: YAR! 1261535691127 Anonymous Never 1261800833776 ImaD00d 1261804769236 ImaD00d 1261805473539 Anonymous: fuck this shit, you guys are faggots 1261807500273 NIGIUS: um are these guys christians? 1261807582513 Anonymous: So much penis! Woot! 1261810942228 Anonymous: wow my post got this much shit on it? fuckn fag.. i said stop posting gay shit >:| 1261813563139 kinganonymous 1261814416225 Anonymous: ITS OK 2 BE GAY 1263779473115 Anonymous: IF YOU DON'T LIKE GAYS, DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT! 1264525229772 (show all comments) Samps ^ 1268460638842 Hughbie: lol..what a fucked up thread...thank fuck for the kitten missile 1268461272236 fuck: ur welcome 1268471408837 Anonymous: All anti-gay comments come from closeted cocksuckers! That's a fact! 1268886926679 Anonymous: Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, Gay Shit, 1269145969144 Anonymous: If you hate gays, you must be supressing some hardcore gay feelings. LOL 1269588672646 FallenForever: Don't hate gays, hate fagsm they're the ones spreading AIDS and pr0n on the internetz 1270744570142 mh: Kitten Bay 2 standing by 1278164656120 Furore23 I'd like to help out, OP, but I'm not entirely sure what counts as 'gay shit'. I think this image might be a tiny bit camp? What do you think? 1278171597931 mh 2 away! 1278172078372 anonlolwut: 2228 try going on chatroulette 1281828563433 usHaTER: What I'D like to see is a gay CHAN4CHAN! Enough of this Nazi-toting, white supremacy sickness! if you feel so strongly about Whites being the only thing in the world, go back in time when aMERICA was signed and ratify our world you bastards. 1281992766113 aHETEROsexualMALE: STOP POSTING STRAIGHT SHIT!!!!!!!!! 1286180761438 djh123: user can't help it 1314789408225 HWood: then fags would GTFO ! 1314813236609 Quantum69: 8732 ftw 1314829088268 Anonymous This is gay and shit right? 1316121475534 BnSneky: fuckin fags 1316121844585 Quantum69 1363089608203 Crackhead Fezmonkey: ^Excuse me, may I push your stool in? 1433996953443 Anonymous: No gay shit 1434076504547 Anonymous: It is NOT okay to be gay, if being gay means you do any of the things on the posted images! EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! 1434223012239 Anonymous: stop. just stop... 1453407155832 Pragmatic: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Israel is the true master race! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Israel is the true master race! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 1453407994911 Anonymous ^retarded troll 1453502371235 ethelred: Ishall post gay pictures if I want to AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME! 1549101156904 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: tigerjim ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/75545/STOP_POSTING_GAY_SHIT._>:|

c4c takes time off.. Whole board goes to hell

chan4chan (341) , c4c (16) , ITT (354)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://webpages.charter.net/xcatfoodx/c4c.png Info: PNG, 12 Kbytes (750x300) Added by: Redrocco (Jan 31, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Redrocco: there I said it 1264912646825 swiney: WOW redrocco I seriously could not agree with you more. Where the fuck has c4c gone, he has fuckn cleaned up fresh mode in practically a fckn month 1264912854757 santa: haha yeah 1264915951162 Bubble: it's fun, just more random shit you have to look thru... anyone noticed swineys back? he musta got released after he tryed to get over the boarder. 1264919625926 swiney: Bubble, I never left. I just didn't post in a while.... And now I'm on a postin spree 1264919791188 Anonymous: 1264922607692 Swiney: ^hey newfag, if u read the first article in the news on the frontpage it will tell you why that came up 1264922720157 Bubble: Who pissed in your poridge this morning?^ 1264923773128 Redrocco: I would go on a deletion spree but I'ld most likely get banned 1264945408201 Anonymous: try it^ 1264946302885 Redrocco: bumping this shit up, 'cause its still true 1266973024170 KarmaPickles: shhhh, he is god and he don't have time for this shit. wat we to do? 1266973448404 Redrocco: I dunno, I would go on a delteing spree but I fear the banhammer 1266977371326 Nicalicious: I know! I am waiting on the shit I posted to be sorted out. 1266978046980 (show all comments) BeaversNDucks: nearing 2 months 1266982226748 iprobablyhateyou: 1266993626552 KarmaPickles: Pay that 20 year old male britfag, Bubble, ?. $$$ to be a mod. let him be god, deleting reposts of reposts, borin, old lame shit things you'd ban, Mr chan4chan, sir. lmfao.....sorry. I hate that little America hatin fucker but he'd do a fine job, sir. or at least he would n't totally suck ass and never be here. 1)get some help, dawg 2)ad some $ makin ads, wtf? 3)??? 4)CASH 1266996546690 c4c: lol @ 'take time off' :-) I'd love that. 1266998656828 c4c: For the record, 2 month job, will finish in a week and then clean up and let YOU guys help out with titles / tagging. 1266998716608 BeaversNDucks: ^^Oh come on!! You know the damage that not doing maintenance on a regular basis has done. 1266999316317 KarmaPickles: You ARE our moot, sir. Bubbles is your love/hate, dawg. can he be you when you can't? 1267001496822 KarmaPickles: < i'm more newfag than newfag get's sir. fuck, free mods! Bubble, first one to sign up, hate that fucker but he deserves to help you and kick fuckin ass. 1267003025790 iprobablyhateyou: imo its just slightly annoying ... but bubble is typically spot on so he would make a good mod 126702601799 c4c: Grant everyone mod for objects in fresh mode? ;-) 1267034812609 Bubble: Thanks guys, i aint no amerifatfuckhater, i just hate that they think they are superior and WAR is the only way. Tolling is an art form. I guess so is gramer? So c4c, i have three votes? out of how many visitors a day? sup to you, u got's my e-mail, i know you ask us to tag, i hope some people do. 1267037495630 KarmaPickles: bump for epicnesss 1267097775107 Redrocco: ^^I tagg all the time, well not all the time but when I think of it 1267721739579 c4c: I'm back @ 20%. Meaning I don't have the time to develop the tagger / titler feature yet, but I do spend time on the site, clean up images, ban spammers, etc. By the end of the month I hope to have fresh mode separation down to a few days lag. 1267725220365 Redrocco: did your other project go well? 1267725296970 c4c: we'll see when i get paid :P otherwise yes. 1267725591499 Redrocco: lol the payday is always a good measure of how well it went. 1267725666534 Anonymous: gayness 1280031647330 Nickeh43: NO TIME OFF. EVER. 1282447195586 Nickeh43: Don't forget my command, c4c, or I'll start bumping this when you pull this shit! <3 1284853450604 dubist4chan: don’t say i don’t have a life outside 4chan, i quite frequently visit that rape site. and take a shit from my balcony on passing people as soon as the sun set 1290204170477 Lickathesplit: TNT steps in... 1290206316517 The Evil Twin: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! 1290329399636 Flarp: Site that is gift to us should not enslave the person that has given it to us 1290333630481 Anonymous: No, no, 2885... that's: "DO IT, FAGGOT!" 1299307319949 Anonymous: HE started chargin users to look at porn. When he had enough money, he took a vacation to go see Moot so they could laugh at the fools who did so when there is a whole internet dedicated to porn! 1299380974599 Anonymous: booomp 1386250343154 Anonymous: hes gone to 420ch. took his images and his 12year old rage attitude with him.check it out, its lika a ch4ch proxy nowadays 1386255509320 Anonymous: And all of Hell went to a board meeting. 1514037307331 Anonymous 1547951576338 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/88212/c4c_takes_time_off.._Whole_board_goes_to_hell

Agnosticism- Makes perfect sense. Really.

Religion (396) , Agnosticism (1) , ITT (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1299080685262.jpg Info: JPG, 29 Kbytes (400x343) Added by: iprobablyhateyou (Mar 2, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: agnosticism is about knowlegde, religion is about belief. 129913451799 Psilofyr: It's impossible to argue with Agnostics so GTFO! 1300367525755 Anonymous: By this rationale, an agnostic can never really truly know that he is stupid. 1300374269199 iprobablyhateyou: ^by your rationale, you don't truly know you are a nigger 1300380005494 AZO: the worst is when one type of stupidity makes you think you're very very smart. 1300398015308 anonymule: yeah, it's fun to see the retards fighting about god, or the lack thereof. 1300416839337 MrPerspective: It's like Socrates said: "Realizing the extent of what you do not know is half of all knowledge." 1300418155301 pocket: Religitards try to make the atheist appear to be adamant in their "belief" in no god, thus reducing them to the same level, as if they were both systems of faith. The burden of proof is on the religious, and all of you agnostics are just being polite... you know what the evidence clearly demonstrates. 1300456985920 pocket: There quite well may be a higher level of whatever than us, but we have no (factual) reason to believe that right now. Remember your Sagan: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. btw, 9199 was me... Sorry IPHY, I had to. 1300457200132 iprobablyhateyou: lol still a nigger tho 1300474961127 MrPerspective: Correction, religulous fanatics: an ATHEIST actually *believes* in the non-existence of God. An agnostic, however, remains open to all possibilities as well as healthily critical of all the nonsense of clergies and hypocrisy of bigots (or vice-versa!). "Good evening, everyone. My name is Perspective and I'm a life-long unrepenting Agnostic. - GOOD EVENING, PERSPECTIVE!" (^_^) 1300543916639 pocket: ^ Do you not read previous posts, or just not understand them? 1300548246425 Anonymous: ^^ Atheists *know* that there is not such things as gods, godesses, werewolves and invisible pink unicorns (the mere fact that the origins of deity contructs is well known, is all that is needed to debunk the theists' claims). So until someone bring evidences to support such absurd hypotheses, then they do not exist. 1300557400969 Anonymous: Hmm, but...atheists, u mad? :D 1300562944328 (show all comments) MrPerspective: I beg to differ, Mr pocket, sir. I see no previous mention of the difference between atheist and agnostic. An important difference, IMHO. 1300863541733 pocket: Atheist is a forced title of inaccuracy, and the non- believing populace operate under it for lack of a better term. I would challenge you to find an atheist who holds it as law or belief the idea that there is no possibility of a consciousness above our own, as the idea would be contradictory to the very nature of scientific inquiry. 1300893082540 pocket: I side with Sam Harris, in that we must challenge ideas rationally and not resort to divisive measures such as naming ourselves into groups. Semantic arguments about "agnostic" as a term are probably due to the fact that Darwin himself refused to call himself atheist because of the stigma the term carries. 1300893540177 Armistice: who the fuck really gives a shit? just smoke some weed 1301062360425 MrPerspective: ^^^ I never said atheists were RATIONAL. Just skeptic about religion. They sure as hell (or UNSURE if you don't Believe ;-) aren't ALL genius scientists. I've met many. Why couldn't a moron believe in non-God? Idjits can believe just about anything. 1301285621983 MrPerspective: ^^ Oh, and what he said. :-) 1301285647110 Wr104Gamma: COme over to the dark side.. We have cookies -Athiest 1305302692941 MrPerspective: ^ I. AM. Yo. Mamma! XD 1305315041581 Korzo: Call it what you will, but I reject the unsubstantiated claims by theists that gods exist. 1305320205783 Anonymous: YUS! 1305352714458 Woody Allen: "Not only God doesn't exist, but you try and find a plumber on weekends!" 1305509013378 gov'na: define the fear people have with being content of what they actually know of thier reality 1305663989711 Anonymous: Agnosticism- still a better answer than believing in fairy tales. 1315492095339 NorwayJunkie: HELL YEAH ;) thumbs up 1318874095926 Anonymous: I'm agnostic about the taste of double fudge chocolate icecream... I'm agnostic on the quality of American cars... hmmm, Agnosticism means nothing, it's not a noun, it's a pronoun. 1320546105192 Ulknudel: So this means you are afraid that there may be a god - FAGGOTRY - there is no fucking god or not fucking god - but agnosticsm is pure unadulterated faggotry 1365948016803 Quantum69: Pastafarianism >Agnosticsm. Just sayin... between the religious and atheists there's only one clear choice. 1365948239173 Anonymous: sitting on the fence much? 1365977442928 mabel: How could there be any CAUSE of existence? The question is meaningless 1546936768818 daisy: I'm really upset to hear there's no fucking god. I've devoted my life to worshipping Him. 1546936931825 Anonymous: ^So, do you feel stupid nao? 1547058750140 daisy: Not really - I've become a fucking atheist 1547084854433 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Arschloch33 NorwayJunkie MrPerspective ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/169548/Agnosticism-_Makes_perfect_sense._Really.

You are retarded if you believe in any of these things...

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Why is viewing CP illegal but viewing murder videos is legal? They both depict illegal acts.

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1263532095898.png Info: PNG, 13 Kbytes (405x432) Added by: Omaha (Jan 15, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse robohitler: but you can fap to both. 3 guys +1 hammer =buckets of cum 1263588143324 Bubble: CP illegal? i thought it was just frownd upon? 1263588345269 Pyro: Why is weed illegal but tabacco is celebrated if one helps eyesight and one destroys lungs? 1263596359297 Anonymous: governments make CP illegal so that they can keep all the REALLY juicy & sexy CP for themselves 1263597773846 Piercedzombie: ^lmao win 1263722587984 Anonymous: cuz theres no god 1265183453777 PUSSYDESTROYER: cuz when you're beating off and the scool bus unloads a bunch of 12 year olds you look out the window and think, think about how close they are...go to the mailbox with your hand on your dick a few feet from them........fucking doorbell hold on 1265211088742 iprobablyhateyou: why is murder illegal when so many fuckers are asking for it 1265217241780 iprobablyhateyou: why is cp illegal when so many fuckers are asking for it 1265217357440 Anonymous: ^why do you think it's bad-ass to be a pedophile racist? 1266962833463 iprobablyhateyou: ^what did you think was going on here @ c4c? 1266963125773 Narlodapanda: im going to hell anyway so it dosn't matter 1266992734656 SexKiller: Its not illegal to murder. Look at war. 1267029822668 Chester: It's probably because some old prude couldn't fap to it. 1267032051416 (show all comments) Anonymous: Just like everything else, it's only illegal if you get caught. 1270256106703 Anonymous: Because for many kids it's terrifying and awful. For others it's a bucket of fun. 1270284893540 Anonymous: Wait... are you arguing for CP or against murder videos? 1274908829451 Anonymous: ^ how about trying to understand the logic / reasoning or find the lack of it in laws we should live by? 1274910536810 Anonymous: prohibited is to get caught. 1274932062155 Furore23: Simple: a depiction of an illegal act is not inherently illegal; producing, transmitting, or possessing an image that is itself a crime is by definition illegal. Not hard to follow, here. 1275055867292 Pedobear: 3463 pedophile would imply he wants to fuck the minor but CP on C4C its just pictures no harm no foul plus they could make their parents alot of money. why is it in america you must be 18 to be an adult when in most of the world its like 13. 1275056203762 Pedobear: Post country plus legal age for sex.... Maryland-USA 16male 17female partner can not be more than 5 years older. anyone under 18 can fuck anyone of any age as long as they are no more than 5 years apart 1275056331643 Anonymous: if you run VLC side by side. One with a hardcore CP video and one with 3 guys one hammer and then fap until you ejaculate, does the 3 guys one hammer cancel out any Jenny dog cock sucking we all are exploding cum at ? Making it void ? 1275067654481 Anonymous: anyone know where i can get sum of that good CP stuff like videos or pictures or something? 1275090808553 Anonymous: ^ on the internet ! 1275091203995 Anonymous: ^u say on the internet but i need like exactlinks there buddy... like where on the internet? i need actuall website links and shit 1275091287917 Anonymous: ^cp sites like cp.corm or clickhereforcp.corm 1275091484922 Anonymous: no sites i see that u gave me are fake as hell. try something else other then wasting my time faggot 1275091842820 Furore23: ^ You mad? 1275230037981 John.dounut: ^Anonymous argues with self. 1275230547820 iprobablyhateyou: from 8553-2820 made me lol 1275240005922 Anonymous: I think this cp requester is chris hansen. 1278648697195 Moongrim: Murder vicims don't have to live with results. 1278677384967 the7rafe7: DONT RUIN IT FOR US OP! 1278679465380 Anonymous: @654481 thanks, lold 1278692254676 Anonymous: i need a new bong 1278693034238 KingOfMuff: Yeah, I can't argue that some younger ones develope a little early and have the FIGURE of an adult, but it's still totally FUCKED that anyone would want to bang a fuckin kid. I'd rather watch someone spark up a J then slit someone's throat then watch something sexual happen to a little kid. That's fucked dude. 1289580664510 Anonymous We can see you Chris! 1291514999205 Anonymous: Because the legal "murder" stuff is staged and the kid stuff is real and harmful to them (kids). 1291521964366 Lickathesplit: I never mind the little things in life... 1291581528966 Anonymous': lolfag 1291582255802 Anonymous: If its good enough for Christ, Mohamed, Hitler, Kings, and Congressmen. Then Its good for You. :-) After all your only looking. and they did the act. 1291648860377 Anonymous: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 1292738004253 fav: so, view murdering child porn videos is semi legal? 1292909660657 Anonymous: according to laws, watching cp is victimizing the victim all over again. so if the cp victim is dead they can't be victimized and it's legal. 1292913052103 Munster: Somebody ask me that question before... i punched him on the face and ran far far far away from him... 1292922780175 Red_Cocktober: at mcdonalds today there was this little girl in tights and a shirt...when she went down the slide i went boing boing boigggg, i had to punch it cause fapping in a mcdonalds is....gross 1299197525834 veranet: too many moralfags 1299198963396 gov'na: Everything is wrong but only the state can say it's illegal! 1299517455151 MrPerspective: @ Furore [7292] : by your logic,all news stations reporting and showing crimes are absolutely illegal, aren't they? 1300895259752 MrPerspective: 4366 summarizes the issue : if there is a child victim, there is a crime, and contributing to it by paying for ACTUAL cp makes you an accessory. But fake CP, or consenting underage late teens, are being treated the same, which is pure bull. No victim = no crime, is that so hard for you, lawmakers? 1300895513374 MrPerspective: One doesn't magically transform into an adult on their 18th birthday, it's a GRADUAL process, and "almost" 18 is way closer to the "finish line" than early puberty (or preteen). Consensual sex with a person 17 yrs & 10 months should receive a mere slap on the hand (or the equivalent). My theory. My actual PERSONAL position : immature is a moodkiller, I like mine as adult and confident as possible. 1300895782256 MrPerspective: @ 2103 : these laws are talking baloney. The criterium should be, simply, child abuse = forbidden, and so is encouraging its perpetrators. But fapping to Lisa Simpson? BIG FUCKING DEAL! Innocent bathing baby photos? SO WHAT? Society is getting completely hysterical, mixing anything and everything together. Thus SABOTAGING the efforts to actually protect children from REAL aggression. 1300896157812 Anonymous: @MrPerspective Are you saying you fap it to baby pictures? Because that is more fucked up than anything. 1301223236263 Anonymous: re: 9752 - it's all about the context. Media sources most likely don't broadcast such footage, but they do have a duty to present incidents as they happened. This is in stark contrast to "gore porn" sites that collate human suffering for entertainment. That's quite astoundingly immoral, and as OP suggests, should be treated at least as seriously as the sexual exploitation of children. 1301224054432 MrPerspective: ^^ 1st, I said Lisa, not Maggie the baby. 2nd, I wasn't talking about me, there have been famous court cases recently. 3rd, any photo of an ACTUAL child rape makes me puke, you're @#$% right about that. I've seen some, once, before I learned to beware of spam. :-( Reported the website, of course. But CARTOON PORN? No victim, so why waste police time when there are still so many REAL abusers loose? 1301290490427 MrPerspective: I beg to differ, 4432. Collating human suffering for entertainment is morally sickening, but it's not actually *committing* any crime, nor financing the criminals. Unlike CP consumers who pay those abusing children to make films/photos. The actual crime is, solely, harming children. Mere fantasies? However twisted, Freud proved it's normal to have some. I refuse the principle of "thought crimes". 1301290872668 pancake: ^ I guess all that arguing really made a difference.... I can feel the world change right this moment and become a better place for all of us! 1301291061456 MrPerspective: [Dang size limit, makes it hard to have a meaningful discussion.] To explain what I mean, cartoon CP doesn't hurt any living child. Should we also criminalize anyone having a rape fantasy (say, for his neighbor's wife?). A very slippery slope... [Adult] porn enemies used to bleat that it encouraged sex crimes. Reality proved the contrary: it's an OUTLET. 1301291193961 MrPerspective: [I hope this is interesting to some, I wouldn't want to be a bore.] Wherever legalized, "mainstream" pornography with consenting adult actors has REDUCED sex crime rates. Same PROVEN thing for hentai lolicon, it does not increase child assaults, on the contrary. No matter how disgusting to me and you, it should be permitted too. 1301291665187 MrPerspective: ^^^ Funny, pancake. Right you are in keeping the lulz. :-) But like someone said, "be the change you want to see in the world"... OK, my 12 hour limit of 5 posts is reached in this thread, bye for today. 1301292495492 DriftRocket: As far as I am concerned, if nature says someone is ready for sex then they are ready. HOWEVER, if they are exploited or forced into it via guilt, fear, or someone preying on their young ignorance to the world by telling them bullshit stories or lies.....THAT is what is fucked up. 1301293171218 precious: you need to understand how butthurt juices flow to be able to get to the bottom of this question 1301311802315 MrPerspective: ^^ We are in agreement on the principle, Professor sir. :-) 1301347837304 whitesnatchmangler: mmmm white loli 1302294678929 Anonymous: MrPerspective.... I'm sure Dr. Phil can help you out 1302303472190 MrPerspective: ^ You're not allowed to be this familiar with the man! It's "Dr. Good" to you. Only his peers can call him by his first name. 1302326298755 Anonymous: murder can be faked, CP is not that easy 1322897179291 Anonymous: I don't know if 'viewing' by itself is illegal. But distribution of CP indeed is illegal, still distribution of rape or murder videos is not, and the question is: Both CP and murder videos depicts horrible acts. Both can be fuel to somebody to create new such material. Both indeed depicts a crime. Both can be subject of a black market. Then why gore sites aren't illegal? 1322922825799 Anonymous: @MrPerspective: "Collating human suffering for entertainment is morally sickening, but it's not actually *committing* any crime, nor financing the criminals." Counts also for CP, and there is no CP market out there, and if there were any, who can say there is no such market also to create murder video? 1322922996595 Captngeetch: ^ says the pedo 1322923051940 Anonymous: Because CP I can jerk off to... 1322952857982 halfmast: i dont know... my mind is full of fuck 1322967701340 STDrepository: Its not illegal to view videos/pics of illegal acts thats a stupid statement. Viewing CP itself is a crime. Viewing videos pictures of a crime is not. So if you viewed pictures/ vids of somebody viewing CP that would not be a crime. Get it? 1323655282646 Korzo: Interesting question. I shall cogitate on it. 1323661116320 honghavok: What's CP? 1323661365869 Anonymous: @STDrepository: You, sir, are a huge retard. 1323680961321 STDrepository: ^ ohh ok, so somebody who actually bothers to read the laws is a retard. obviously i mean as long as while youre viewing pics of somebody viewing cp you cant see the cp itself. 1323742743948 Tattoos: Anyone who is turned on by a little kid is sick, obviously. But, a 16 year old girl who looks like she's in her twenties? No, you shouldn't fuck her but thinking she's attractive doesn't make you a pedophile. 1323744283576 Gifmaster: Murder is just damn funny, duh!! 1323779661205 Anonymous: Where can i find some OC about this? Better yet: gimme clues on how should i search for it. TY 1325107914722 honghavok: Lol, mrperspective rocks! 1325461419170 Anonymous: why is fucking little girls illegal. that bullshit, little girls need and want sex. 1362031989740 nigel: why is t legale to see kids killed but not nude one ifar more hamefull to the kids 1367036409512 obadiah: Because murder is the offical policy of the US government. Chold porn gives the population something to hate to take thier minds off what the Government does. 1367303260448 Anonymous: You could fake CP in a movie, but it is still illegal. You can fake a murder in a movie, and that's legal. Super logical. They should both be illegal! 1526688821187 Anonymous: Then again... look up "Take Me to the River (2015)" (the river scene). That's fake, but apparently legal. Go figure. 1539723100440 Anonymous: Because the government can legally murder you, but if you are a child, they can't legally molest you. 1545516794250 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: henryfoster mollyisbest MrPerspective ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/83722/Why_is_viewing_CP_illegal_but_viewing_murder_videos_is_legal?_They_both_depict_i llegal_acts.

How do I sex with women?

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Cunt81/How_do_I.jpg Info: JPG, 37 Kbytes (586x422) Added by: Cunt81 (Mar 2, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Twinchlian: Primarily you need to get their clothes off. This can be difficult for beginners if she is still struggling. For a first timer it can often be better to just bring a knife and threaten to slit the bitches throat. The second step is to insert the penis - again; this can be tricky if she is struggling and you're unwilling to give her a proper beating or halfstrangulation (but those bruises can be... 1299097224109 Twinchlian: ... tricky to explain away in a court of law. Also, simply overpowering her with wrestling-surprise-sex is gratifying and very sexy and I usually come very hard when I make love to a woman in such a way. A good advice (my grandfather told me this) is to practice on children and elderly (being weaker than the average adult female) until you get the knack of it and become a love-machine. 1299097453673 Anonymous: ^Love-machine? Are you a girly man? 1299110862406 Burrgeezy: Rape! 1299110952903 Anonymous: ^ Thanks for showing it to Twinchlian how it's done WITHOUT a sense of humor. Good job. 1299111026336 admackbar: try Flunitrazepam...... or just Ask Jeeves, he's usally pretty on the ball 1299112611917 AZO: WHERE MY SUBMISSIONSR GOING ME MAD 1299129867743 aval: Give her strapon and lubs. And expects some surprise too. 1299129936702 Anonymous: Y U SO /submit , aval? 1299136134542 Stalker: Roofiecolada. 1299136284511 Anonymous: Very carefully. 1299163328609 Twinchlian: ^agree with 8609 here - you have to be absolutely sure there are no witnesses and DO NOT POST your pictures on Facebook. Only C4C. [remember timestamp] 1300783360783 Weed: Look, if you don't know I'm not telling you. 1300793329621 Armistice: go in and out. repeat till done 1301062320449 (show all comments) Anonymous: copious amounts of ben gay on end of dick, insert it, they love that 1301062393643 mrisom2009: Make sir Nicolas Isom a sammich!!! 1301065813595 Anonymous 1304990781478 Anonymous: throw money at them 1305008209938 Soulfucker666: swipe credit card through ass. 1305008257503 GalacticStar: no means yes 1305008339855 Anonymous: learn to speak like a retard 1305022123826 Cat Funt: Buy a real doll or become a pimp. No other options, son. 1305025048771 eyedol: learn to speak the english 1313280428909 Anonymous: It's like when you have sex with your boyfriend, only your ass doesn't feel funny when yer done... 1313284527933 fmlife: img.chan4chan.com/img/2011-07-20/science.jpg 1313296419272 fmlife: ^ that should explain every thinng else not mentioned above 1313296475301 djh123: lol^ 1313296506926 Anonymous: 3643 that's genius! It'll either numb it to the point they won't feel a thing, or burn like a motherfucker. 1313296654223 LikaSomeBoodi: Punch her in the Head really really hard and stick your dick in her ear DERP!......stupid ass question i swear! 1316052562593 Anonymous: Give her to me and I'll show you how. 1318104428340 Anonymous: @Twinchlian Sir when I grow up and my balls drop, I wish to be like you. 1329253596182 JustGodlike: All you need is a Party and a roofie, or variation 2, a dark alley and chloroform 1329280439940 ethelred: Easy - girls are easy. They will fuck if they like you. Be nice, if she smiles, youre halfway there. . 1545013186458 Anonymous ....dude "the Chad"... easy is simple yet 1545014257577 UTHP: https://www.deviantart.com/uthp/journal/Hairy-Asshole-and-The-Chamberpot-of-Mystery-ch-I-776796137 1545018965907 Anonymous: ^Good job, retard! Now nobody will visit your crappy corner. 1545160683483 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: EpicWin ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/169575/How_do_I_sex_with_women?

Dear 'b'. - Evolution has made humans experts at reading remembering faces. - What is it specifically about a face makes a person, male, female, young or old?

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/phadrus/androgynous.001.jpg Info: JPG, 394 Kbytes (800x600) Added by: Phadrus (Nov 18, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Phadrus: Also, I can tell you whether this is a girl or a guy. 1290088051877 XENU: as far as i know, from my esperience, having a dick or not denotes gender, not a face. Also, i wouldnt fuck that, maybe let it suck my dick. Or my moms. 1290088094308 NSFW: Man. Avoid. Trap. 1290088476897 Phadrus: Someone out there has to know... 1290092264905 Greeft: I agree with Xenu, it's the combo of X & Y chromosomes and the resulting sexual organs that denote gender and the number of years since you were born that denote age! 1290096740893 al: Looks like a cunt. 1290097081924 Phadrus: It is actually a dude. 1290097457688 Phadrus: Great Scott!!! Penis + Time = ??? 1290097540601 Cuntfux: Penis + Time = Many many loads on many many faces 1290097610231 Flarp: I've read that it is estrogen shaping of the jawline and the size and shape of the larynx. But, then you fuckers go completly out of your way to select the biggest exceptions because for some point lost reason you seem to think it is fucking hillarious to surprise someone with a dick, ever if it is for the ten millionth played out time. 1290098635225 Phadrus: Well, dicks and penis jokes are funny. 1290099015880 Nickeh43: Eyes, Phadrus. 1290100456383 Anonymous: That's either a guy who 's taking female hormones or a chick that should be. 1290127051580 esotepeo: Let's make lemonade. Either HE would make one helluva tranny or SHE would make a badass softball coach. 1290127215153 (show all comments) gov'na: this gay 1291093481333 al: homo. 1291093814873 Anonymous: The genitals are actually the primary thing that identifies gender, not the face. I have seen some butch females and some pretty men. 1291094154436 Anonymous: That's a fella! 1291138875757 Anonymous: Male! 1291147052121 Anonymous: That is either a guy or an ugly chick 1291147707253 BlazinWeed: ^ may be both xD 1291147730685 Anonymous: ^It's a TARP!!! 1291147848688 Superhuman: clearly a guy 1291151281805 Lickathesplit: Facial skin... 1291196167246 Phadrus: Oh yes, the facial skin. Having skin is dead giveaway of... something. 1291197768603 Anonymous: He's got no tits. 1291348286611 Pat: I would let it suck my dick. 1291348315127 Burrgeezy: should we get the admiral on this? 1291348456789 Phadrus: Only Akbar know for sure. We can trust him. 1291378181704 Anonymous: I want to fuck it! NOW ! ! ! 1291433919197 Anonymous: KILL IT WITH FIRE ! 1291433932989 Phadrus: 1291576929926 Munster: That makes me want to punch the internet in the face... 1291803433299 Niklas: RIP Julian Asange 1291869548666 Munster: RIP Natalie Portman... 1291877209321 anonomouse: You can usally tel gender from the hairline 1292914585678 Phadrus: I've seen plenty of pubic hair, and I don't think the hair-lines are what gives it away. ^ 1293024417127 Anonymous: depends on how far you've got your head up your ass, i would think....^ 1294469461452 Anonymous: How did human gerontic determinism degenerate into a question of gender? Oh yeah, this is /b/. 1364708168986 Anonymous: Singing! "It's time for an-drog-eny..it's Pat!" 1364775578211 djh123: their penis 1375749128213 Bonefish: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_differences_in_humans 1375749498199 Bonefish: ^This should cover it. 1375749524836 Bonefish: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_differences_in_human_physiology 1375749886989 Bonefish: ^This too. 1375750144727 Alkarnur: There is no such thing as "gender", there's sex. Your sex is either male or female. It's biological. Sex is biological, "orientation" is not, it's a behavior. And if you can't tell from a picture if you're male or female b/c you're so androgenous, you're probably a fag. 1375881072863 Anonymous: ...how it looks on my wall! 1376008936104 Anonymous lol 1451796057123 Anonymous: If you really need to ask, and you happen to like the opposite sex, you should never visit a gay bar. 1452031613208 Ethelred Cunt: Ethelred was an ill-prepared cunt 1543687339430 Anonymous: RIP Ethelred 1543687387414 Anonymous: ^^ Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble 1543687437228 Anonymous: ^^^ I used to know why Ethelred was called “The Unready”, it wasn’t to do with not being ready for action, more like being unwilling to make a decision which is, of course, the behaviour of a cunt King. 1543687510403 Anonymous: It's true through face value and precept 1543765392565 Anonymous: I really don't know but I would like a kiss 1543765855372 Anonymous: its a dude 1544479264521 Anonymous 1544480116626 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: letsrock ) , hated by 1 (last: Bj16ops ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/157242/Dear_'b'._-_Evolution_has_made_humans_experts_at_reading_remembering_faces._-_Wh at_is_it_specifically_about_a_face_makes_a_person,_male,_female,_young_or_old?

Why does a perfect god create Retards?

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/ajmisback/retards.jpg Info: JPG, 19 Kbytes (367x270) Added by: ajmisback (Nov 14, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: to laugh at 1289767739831 Harvey: He makes them in his image. 1289767763444 sickfuck88: because he sence of humor 1289767767620 Harvey: She makes them in her image. 1289767780181 Anonymous: to guide the blind into oncoming traffic =) 1289767797147 pimpinpaul: to prove that he can make perfect retards 1289767873245 Anonymous: every kid needs a pet 1289768254139 Malacath: to show others what NOT to do, like open a door on an airplane or not to run with scissors etc 1289775012138 Warg: Retards serve their purpose in the cosmos. They make us feel better about ourselves and give us something to laugh at. 1289781098533 Anonymous: We mock "retards" but in the grand scheme of things, they seem to be a happy lot. Perhaps ignorance IS bliss. 1289781239656 chumpno1: god doesnt create shit, retards evolved from in breeding 1289781848161 ajmisback: ^hehehe 1289782597331 Cuntfux: Because if he didn't, there would be no politicians 1289784049445 sickfuck88: because somebody has to live in west virginia 1289852073609 (show all comments) ajmisback: ^ exactly thats where my ex went haha 1289945811428 Antiphon: For the LuLs 1290625202949 anonymous: because the voice of almighty god would drive a mentally stable person insane and god gets very lonely sitting up there so he creates retards for someone to talk to. that and he knows no one will believe them when they claim god raped them 1290625424708 Finest: and here i thought a man and a woman created children and "God" let things fall as they may :( i need to learn more 1290625444511 SLIPPY: Why does a op create retarded threads? 1290632600148 God: Duh! How else would I get worshippers. 1290639466485 Anonymous: if we are created in the image of the big guy, then just maybe, he can does real stupid things to just as we do? 1290641494284 Alkarnur: So there'd be someone to worship him. But then again how come someone perfect need anything, let alone worshipping. 1290690693298 Anonymous: revenge on buddhists 1290721156975 Greeft: I don't know OP, why do you think he made you? 1290722670328 ajmisback: ^lol gee thanks greeft!!! 1290981747178 ajmisback: lol and slippy where are your most awesome threads lols?? 1290981798348 al: He doesn't create retards, they're just democrats, ignore them. 1290982408626 Anonymous: there is no god and nature is indifferent and cruel. it's up to use to create heaven. execute the retards 1290983518523 Munster: Because of the weather... 1291806405591 Lickathesplit: Retards are raised into retardism, a "god" has nothng to do with it, the universe however will stop their timeline via evolutionairy process, and reap their 'good' elements, thus recycling effects you to... 1291812109912 mizakanator: suck it christian fags! you hate gays, but god made man in his image so god is gay cockfags!!! 1291812596635 Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1yxDWxUIM0 1291826333663 Focktor: to post stupid threads! 1291826399802 blackal: Retards are possessed by evil demons, didn't anybody watch "The Exorcist". 1291826755136 Phadrus: So you could leave this post. 1291829244621 VodkaMadness: onepieceislife.chatango. com/ cum chat wit meh 1291829972123 Tylo: 'cause he has a sense of humor 1291864798213 Munster: Because god was a lazy fucker like me... like you... like him... 1291877567966 Anonymous: you mean atheists? 1291877807776 Limerick: Whales can become a very lonely place. 1291878037983 Munster: That's right Jonas... i mean Pinocchio... 1291881120606 Phadrus: Do you really want to go to outer space? Just think of it! 1291911371946 Anonymous: I lul'd hard! 1291916267393 Grund1e: Retards were a 1st draft for niggers and sand niggers 1291939159248 ajmisback: Being gay is a choice! Nobody is created gay! 1291944942243 ajmisback: ^ @ mizakanator 1291944999158 Phadrus: If being gay is a choice, then there are no "gay people". What are they? ... Straight people on a dick-sucking spree? 1292001185298 Weed: Well, after the scandals in Ancient Greece and the whole Jesus-thing, God knew he had to do something about all them unwanted pregnancies, I mean the child support bills were starting to pile up- and you know God sure as hell wasn't going to use no f*cking condom. So, he did what any reasonable man would have done in that situation- he made sure the bitches couldn't be trusted. 1292005225842 Anonymous: so they can populate websites like this 1292122658435 Anonymous: It's haad out here fo' a simp! 1292122743877 Anonymous: Because if we lived in a sublime and absolutely perfect world, we would have no real freedom of choice... Same thing applies if the world were to be absolutely evil and corrupted by malice and imperfection; what freedom of choice (for example) did Polish Jews have in 1939? 1292153537714 Anonymous: God was a dead-beat dad who failed to pay child support for his kid! 1292169928745 Lickathesplit: agree with phadrus on this one, being gay is about acceptance of your feelings, what your surroundings think of it is irrelevent.. 1292170293102 Limerick: Well ajmisback meant, I think, that there's no predisposition for humans being gay. This is probably true but that doesn't make it any more of a choice just as painters cannot help but paint and scholars cannot help but teach. It's a choice of persona and so, not a choice. 1292170535704 Lickathesplit: Hmm, kinda disagree, you are born without constrictions of sexual behavier, if not for morals & values (brought to you by various religions) were thaught, a (male/female) person would be capable to have sex with man, woman, animals or whatever your fixation was at that moment. 1292177332515 Phadrus: I don't know if this is true, but I heard that in the good ole' days @ 100 A.D. there was no "gay" or "straight" or "bi-sexual", there was only "sex". There were no categories. 1292180521136 Lickathesplit: Don't want to be a bore, but sex is evolutionary, it is inprinted in you, why else would baby's masturbate in the woomb ? what visions would come upon them while masturbating ? My guess would be that they are experimenting with sexual feelings (or however you describe a attack of hornyness) and how to releive. 1292181565347 Hellcat1138: here here lol 1292190129368 Anonymous: Because life is a little nicer with some Forrest Gumps running around in it. 1292191557208 ajmisback: phadrus being gay is not a disease, its a choice, guys choose whether or not to be a cocksucker! 1292207351589 Uncle Harvey: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, just be thankful you're here 1292208693737 Anonymous: respect the gump! he may be retarded but least he smarter than palin. 1292222604410 Phadrus: ajmisback>> My being somewhat gay is a choice. And I mean to be the best cocksucker the world has ever seen! NEXT!!!.... 1292246379544 Phadrus: All kidding aside. "Choice" is just an illusion. You have no choice. Think about it. 1292246525139 Grave: Because he needs them to follow him! 1292249574544 Anonymous: ^^ 5139. I choose not to think about it. 1292254637967 Anonymous: because ahteists are so easy to make fun at 1292254777581 mizakanator: hehehe 1292421656849 tomas: wny does a perfect God create morons who write "nigger" on chans and can't spell a fucking thing. 1292423057898 Brainless-M'Baata: Because God didn't expect humans to inbreed or make poison-"medicine", and poison that is dumped in the sea... too many people on earth. 1292427762525 The Evil Twin: Even God likes to have a good laugh! 1292431965218 ajmisback: LOL please dont take me as offensive........LOL 1292447598582 Weed: Me too. After the neighborhood drug dealer got arrested in '08, all we've got is bad weed. 1292455941424 Anonymous: for the lulz, aaah too late. shit. 1292475752225 Anonymous: wow. b really is retarded. "lol luk at mii. im so smrat dat im an afeist." what jewfags. 1292495012121 Phadrus: 7898>> Hey! I resemble that remark! lol 1292496259771 Anonymous: God created man in his image. God created retards. Therefore, God is a retard. 1295418451569 Anonymous: the more religious a country is, more gay people you find, so god is gay 1309340996619 Anonymous: Teh MOAR retarded 6619's you find in a country, teh MOAR anonfagz you will find there. 1309341245191 Anonymous: ^ the more butthurt i will find the more i will troll, give me your soul fartfuck 1309341404322 Midgeinc: Must have a sense of humor? 1309710334544 Anonymous: retards created god and even bigger retards follow other retards that are retarded for millennia 1309711304633 user775: because god is selfish and he wan't to play a game where only he can win and be an asshole 1309711501788 Anonymous: So the helmet manufacturers can make some money. 1310372587885 Anonymous: ^ lol 1310384657126 lictor: Why do retards imagine gods 1310854634664 Anonymous: The Prefection of G-d's creation, is in its Inprefection. 1310950328300 MarkosT: This earth is just a rough draft - if the perfect is way up there, and Retards are way down there, you're still at the basement level 1310950610301 danielsimba: so he can have friends 1313587762956 Kennedy: OMG STDU BALBLAB WHY DOES GOD!? what make syou think god does anything. this world, this life isnt supposed to be perfect, thats why he leaves us to fuck up and qiper our own asses 1313591028529 Shawnix: Like I mentioned in a previous post....no one's perfect....even God lol 1313616367793 Anonymous: Without Retards, he'd have no worshippers. 1317389238634 RiddleMeThis: If god created everything, then the existence of shit must lead to the deduction that god is an arsehole (courtesy of Tim Minchin et. al.) 1317400497958 AZO: God ran away from his fail a long time ago 1317401023655 NightStrike12: we need to manipulate people? :S 1317419465454 Anonymous: Because we need someone to laugh at... 1317427799600 trollll: to teach all the normals to be human 1317935350236 BnSneky: for shits and giggles 1317935896509 Anonymus Bosch: evaluative capitalisation is evaluative. 1317937338898 Anonymous: To show his real perfectness in comparison to idiots! 1317937524660 Anonymous: there is NO God ,but a lot of american Retards 1318013928154 Anonymous: only god is perfect and this proves it 1318104902178 Flarp: Because he's following the Machiavellian rules to not put anyone in power above you. HA! 1318371152416 Anonymous: don't forget about fags... 1318395834786 Anonymous: There is no god. 1318395922560 Anonymous: Retards = Republicans. Not a coincidence. 1318645177187 m4k3k3: because god has a plan for them 1318881746823 Anonymous: They shall inherit the earth, when we all die and go to hell to party with that red dude 1318881959126 Anonymous: ^ fuck that, i don't wanna party with that cocksucker Stalin 1318971169124 machineinc: Christian, "To weed out the assholes that would make fun of retards," ...Me, "Shut the fuck up!" 1318983903702 Captngeetch: Technically he didn't....your mother did 1318983971575 ajmisback: ^I guess that makes you my brother??!! My brother is a retard! SMH 1318994572393 Captngeetch: ^ we isn't relations sir.. 1318994758481 NinjaMinkey: i dont know but we're happy you're hear anyway 1319003050121 InternetH8Machine: well, YOU'RE here, aren't you? 1319050240753 Anonymous: ^ no U 1319053261925 Anonymous: Do want. 1319900401203 Anonymous: for a ridiculous scenarios 1319905195377 sasquach: there is no god but lots of retards 1319943349829 my99Busa: retards as well as /b/, are a result of the fall. If this is what you want, then this is what you'll get. and it ain't pretty. 1319957348654 Heinz Wahland: Why does a perfect god create lolcards? 1320050933108 BLATANT: Middle American voters 1324135874735 Anonymous: for the lulz 1324139564611 Anonymous: why not? 1324155141329 Anonymous: because the world will never be perfect if you don't have perfect retards 1324176121714 Anonymous: why do retards create a perfect god? 1324181920865 Anonymous: You misspelled the 4th word, it's spelled "fake" 1324182820924 Oldandevil: If you believe in God you must believe that all humans are his children and are beautiful 1324195662667 Anonymous: Well, God did not create me a retard. I chose to be a retard. 1324209029159 Lickathesplit: To make you feel you belong to a group. Retards are teamplayers you know... 1324220852356 WillyNilly: You ANONS took all my good answers....DRATS! 1324282771135 Vincent859: God didn't create "retards." All of the originally perfect creation was cursed when Adam and Eve chose to sin and break fellowship with God. 1324282995484 Anonymous: ^ So... he created retards to get back at adam for eating from a tree he created. Thanks for the info. 1324283255551 Vincent859: ^Nope. As I said above, God didn't create retards. Adam brought the curse of death upon himself and all his descendants, and upon all of creation by choosing to disobey God's command to not eat from the two trees in the midst of the Garden. 1324283424924 Quantum69: ^IKR Vince? What a fucking retards, reminds me of KyyGoaty, always Failing. 1324283532125 Anonymous: This is what christians actually believe (see Vincent's comments) 1324296607457 djh123: ^umad? 1324296677106 Vincent859: ^ Correct. The Biblical worldview, based on the KJV 1611 version. The only worldview that explains (and predicts) all of human history. 1324296753962 Anonymous: So atheists will have evidence for the non-existence of God 1324317139154 ScrotumLips: Little known fact: Adam & Eve were brother and sister... it was bound to happen sooner or later. 1327266584755 ScrotumLips: @ 0865 - Well put!! 1327266614505 Anonymous: everybody is equal. that is why god creates all forms of life 1327268310179 Anonymous: Don't blame God for SarahSwiss. Blame genetic mutation. 1362910376589 Anonymous: perfect retards....thats 95% of the population. 1362911490301 AlmightyGod: I create retards so i can rule them. 1362916951651 ajmisback: ^ lol haha 1368290253453 EdWynn: Well, he sure created a lot of perfect fools. 1368796779778 Anonymous: perfect god? Two big nope's there....nothing is perfect and there is no god. Retards are just most people as others have pointed out here. Am I retarded....fuck yeah, a total fucknut and loving it. 1368799158425 paranova9: got it backwards. retards create the idea of a perfect god 1376258693261 Anonymous: To worship him. 1376296309422 Anonymous: Kus thje r peeple 2!~ 1376354811601 Alkarnur: Entertainment. 1376510623379 Anonymous: If he hadn't, we woulndn't have anyone to make fun of at the Special Olympics 1376512955407 Anonymous: Even God nedds a good laugh once in a while.. Why do you think he made niggers for ?? 1420309365192 Tunces: Nigger 1420311681936 Anonymous: idiot status was high, that's why 1420322474948 Sky Fairy: Vain DoG created retards to flatter it. Religiots, praise your master. 1420324501447 Anonymous: because she's blonde 1420632821410 Anonymous: Same reason he created niggers. Got to have something to laugh at. 1420637736595 SHDAD75: God doesn't create retards; MONSANTO does. 1420688869178 Anonymous: ^true 1420829036619 Dr Mengele: God created retards to provide spare parts for organ transplants. Really, it's in the bible. 1420885096671 Anonymous: Even God needs a good laugh from time to time ! 1423018949475 Anonymous: because we are all made in his image, and god has to learn to count to potato to understand atheists because he can't understand how you can believe in something like the "theory of evolution", when dna proves otherwise, along with the fact that you guys are just way more retarded than that.. atheism, the new hipster thing to be.. 1428556803343 AnonAtheist: ^See, yet another retard. "Almighty being".... HA! 1428561962108 Anonymous: your mom said i had an almighty being in my pants last night, even though she has down syndrome... 1428570774470 Ghostoftime: You guys are willingly retarded. 1428574532948 Anonymous: God doesn’t make retards. You do. 1525823445975 Anonymous: How many of you here actually read through all of the comments as I did 1526010962872 Anonymous: For risky medical experiments,you need a test dummy 1526050684288 Anonymous: I am a lazy fucker with little respect for other people's property 1526051078652 Anonymous: Because if he didn't nobody would live in West Virginia 1526051236117 Anonymous: ^Yup, that's a repeat. 1526084706615 Anonymous: ^^3609 1526085254823 Anonymous: To keep c4c from collapsing. 1526085469426 Anonymous: Europe needs leaders 1526122506351 cybersinner: Tryin to contemplate your own existence on c4c? 1526138282681 Anonymous: Trying to comprehend c4c’s existence. 1526170794981 Anonymous: In his own image. No? 1543263216452 SHDAD75: Why? To punish men for breeding with women over 32 years old. 1543295012820 Anonymous: It keeps chan in topics 1543410714502 Anonymous: We need fresh democrats 1543410907642 CrackSnacker: ^ Agreed. The stale ones taste like shit. 1543434453655 Anonymous: Because Man Made God !! 1543616999226 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Ardamel ajmisback ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/156855/Why_does_a_perfect_god_create_Retards?

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1275194527044.jpg Info: JPG, 10 Kbytes (285x240) Added by: Jovi (May 30, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: the really big and hard kind that either tears your asshole out or makes you strain so hard you pop a vein in yer head 1275207770582 DutchGuy: runny spray that results in having to wipe for an hour 1275207849217 Anonymous: ITTs! 1275208432535 TopGun: Niggers driving 1275208783960 iprobablyhateyou: newfags that post RIP 1275209164105 Anonymous: RIP ^ DOUCHEBAG FAG HAG. 1275215415849 Anonymous: muslims 1275226559422 iprobablyhateyou: 5839 just proved my point 1275233571536 Furore23: Homeless povs with Bluetooth. 1275234478356 Anonymous: humanity 1275281006983 Anonymous: Ppl who turn on their headlights while in city limits. 1275283012485 Anonymous: Bitches who don't put out on the first date, and demand condom use 1275283246688 Nickeh43: getting close to orgasm and then he stops what he's doing. goddammit 1275299741841 TotallyNasty: Bitches that orgasm way ahead of you and won't let you finish inside them 1275304809910 (show all comments) Anonymous: My Math teacher. 1275314878890 Bubbles: Chrissmas! & Gooses that shit in me yard! Pakki Sammiches on dec 25th! oh & Swiney! 1275329755382 Bubble: Jews 1275330087343 Furore23: Just EAT THE GEESE. That's why Santa Christ gave them to you. 1275392101981 Jessica: Scottish Mexicans and people who fuck burritos while wearing a sombrero and kilt 1275435087505 FreeBirdMarine: fucking rednecks 1275435466829 Anonymous: people not posting tits 1275445643455 Poopalotacus: queer brownies 1275622216812 cybersinner: The fact that I ran out of astroglide and am now fapping dry. 1275634255786 CreepisKryp: TRRRRO-O-OLLLLLLLZZZ! (trolls) 1275635140326 the7rafe7: inevitable things 1275660974366 cybersinner: (x4 + y7)(w3 - z9) = a 1275681760106 Anonymous: magnets 1275681958872 JigHater: goddamn niggers 1275742784513 TopGun: Niggers that thinks they're genius... Well if a nigger knows to read and write you could tell that he's a genius .. for a nigga. 1275743328701 Anonymous: obama 1275743534788 Fatjesus85: Most pro skaters. But I have no idea why...and most rich people like bill gates 1275885768326 Anonymous: Jews and niggers 1276680961394 Anonymous: BEANER-CHAVS. THIER WHOLE CULTURE AND HOW THEY TREAT CAUCASIANS. 1276754922334 veranet: Old farts that "mistake" the gas for the brakes. 1276764751760 GhostNinja: everyone who thinks they are better than everyone else!! 1276764995382 devshade must mute my damn TV to watch football 1276765611850 Anonymous: People who ITT: questions and expect us to answer them 1277084013180 Charlotte: I hate slow drivers. 1277084078595 Anonymous: ^^ I guess you filled their expectations then, huh, Anon? 1277127331321 SillyNigger: in all honesty, when people try to keep me away from fried chicken, weeaboos, and a ton of other shit 1277416847321 Anonymous: People that make fun of Swiney. He can't help it that he is a Scottish Mexican. He was born that way. His mama was a scottish slut whore and his papa was a smelly mexican. They were so broke that he had to wear some of his moms dresses ; although , they told him it was a kilt . 1277430692150 Anonymous: Stupid fucking picture like this. 1277434511479 Anonymous: people who use the words "nuff said" after trying to make a point...uh Nuff Said. 1277434897646 HeywoodJablomi: virus sites, and the people the create them 1277435748292 Flarp: Not enough room to list 1277600560776 sqwrrl: Guidos. 1277602240142 CerealKiller: when i fart and poo comes out 1277787601539 Anonymous: NIGGERS!!!!!! 1277787752757 Anonymous: My ingrown toenail >-< 1278136970193 Anonymous: Niggers who just won't die & bitches that won't shut up. 1278149847322 Anonymous: Ads on paytv and ISPs who also count the upload data 1278154944223 Nickeh43: people who think they know things, but actually they are just making themselves look retarded 1278283274799 bib: damn near everything 1278286496403 Anonymous: naggers 1278360572802 vengance: mexicans that stole my ipod , bike , cash , and pistol , and truck for 5 minutes as a "joke" 1278364628259 GhostNinja: all Humans!!! they are the meatbags!! 1278364759946 Anonymous: militant christians 1278965281640 Anti-PC Hero: 3rd world losers (including them that are even more losres that they have to emigrate to the Western world to mooch/commit crimes) 1278969185619 Anti-PC Hero: I forget about the greedy jewsboys, they're ruining the economy with their usury/swindlers. 1278972327978 Pyro: Humans 1279086052759 Anonymous: race mixers 1279105015727 Anonymous: niggers 1279105391312 Bun 1279109881473 Anonymous: AMERICANS! 1286253531344 Anonymous: parents 1286254633679 Anonymous: Brits. Niggers. Stupid pacifist "ECOXIST"Americans that bow to everyone. People who post nast ass shit like "Bun" ^^^^^ 1286254836215 Anonymous: morons, idiots, twits, pinheads and those who are religious. 1286645074664 Klaus: Negroes 1286660944292 YuLiekPicturz: life 1286660965926 VolTec: Amercunts: but only the stupid kind that sues others for nuthin 1293766320516 Anon: when i have to pee while in bed 1293804834483 Stan Marsh: Hint: People who annoy you = N_GG_RS 1293805018616 Limerick: Vesicles. 1293805047720 Akingu: kikes, niggers and wetbacks. kill them all with fire. faggots too 1293806686229 Bassismylife: NOT KNOWING WHAT ITT STANDS FOR 1293807029445 StormTrooper: Obama and his asskissers and his fucking socialist agenda. 1293816668624 Anonymous: American niggers and of course Haitian nggers. 1293818611296 Anonymous: Pics of adults wearing diapers! 1293819056926 DarkAidan: god damn Sand niggers. 1293819180776 Anonymous: taco-benders! 1293819440548 Anonymous: EVERYTHING PISSES ME OFF GODDAMMIT 1293857994681 Uncle Harvey: People who don't think I have the right to break the speed limit 1293859811725 Lickathesplit: You for naming yourself after a lame ass, myself, and the rest of the world 1293865628963 Weed: People mistaking the right-wing for the left-wing. 1293885271225 Ookami: Hypocrites, Ignorance, Racism 1293891241516 Anonymous: Smegma, smega and......California Cuisine. 1293892029368 Anonymous: muslim fags 1294514967233 Anonymous: Muslims don't have brain, any monkey has intelligent superior than sandniggers 1294515284806 Anonymous 1294515431877 Anonymous: ^ That is wrong on SO many levels! 1294518034631 Spectre: Piss that really shits me off 1294520244210 Hellcat1138: HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1294520468851 Klaus: Jedward 1294546420688 Anonymous: people 1294594605721 Ipissyouoff: Islamic dick sucking Guidos named BlazinWeed 1294598734712 Anonymous: everything except hot girls who want to fuck me, so pretty much everything. 1296872845822 Anonymous: All the niggers on TV, advertisement and movies. Its getting way out of hand. 1296912791234 Se Español y tu no!: Ookami (1293891241516), lo mas inteligente que se ha podido decir en este Tema... 1296914658911 fapstoomuch: fapping, then u here footsteps coming upstairs. 1296989499683 TinFoilHatGuy: *hears footsteps coming upstairs, starts fapping* 1296989689762 ToolShed: Never getting to actually catch him fap XD 1296991536876 Anonymous: Niggers,Muslims and Religionfags 1297001690667 Weed: Politicians. 1297009869185 Anonymous: stupidity, monotonous life, same people over and over again, fags, fags who think are cool but not... well in short EVERHING AROUND ME... almost... 1297020451180 Feefdoodle: her trying to catch me fap :)HA) 1297057365216 GRID: waking up 1300462210182 Anonymous: mexicans 1300462242283 Anonymous: islam 1300465874697 Captngeetch: Day time TV...it sucks 1300473040873 precious: trannies with dicks 1300473157937 Anonymous: Chick Lit, IE " Eat Pray Love " 1300475141899 djh123: trolls 1313142970971 Tznu: LolCard 1313167063490 Anonymous: Muslimes 1313167162434 honghavok: Atheists. 1313174493583 Anonymous: Religious people, who think believing in nonsense makes them morally superior, even though they lead more immoral lives than the atheists they insult 1313174570992 Anonymous: welfare niggers 1313175331616 honghavok: The atheists. 1315243210534 Anonymous: cuming in less than 30 seconds and the woman being all jealous and shit 1315244895257 Lickathesplit: Religion, dem religious folks should go to their heavenly paradise already, i'll gladly volunteer to speed up that proces. Lemme know which button to push and i'll blow them away by the billions.. 1315271677222 Anonymous: anoying europeans who cant think of good comebacks and insult other countries 1315276152273 Anonymous: Religious Retards 1317821622780 Anonymous: People that don't wipe there assholes clean after taking a shit 1317828700463 Raimey_D: ^oh puke...nasty 1317836455842 Anonymous: Girls that puke on my dick while I face fuck them. And no I am not Max Hardcore. 1317836838462 Anonymous: Rednecks reproducing. 1318554761566 koda12: kailey 1318645040303 Weeble: Liberals, we don't need any more damn illegals trashing our country 1318648287441 Captngeetch: Coming home and finding just one beer in the fridge and the game has already started 1318648631942 Anonymous: OP... 1318650767579 Anonymous: ^ Boy do you need to train your bitch better 1318650803919 m4k3k3: Preachers 1318881348847 Anonymous: djh123 not showing thine tits, but pearchan will 1318882113824 Anonymous: i'd love to peel & rape pearchan but i don't know her address 1318883740275 Anonymous: ^She shouldn't be that hard to find. = bigcuties/beccabae 1318888129664 pedobearVer2: Chris muther fucking Hansen (did i spell that right?) and ppl who dont pay when I grade their driveways and the main roads, fucking road association! 1318898022261 koda12: when girls who eat shit wont give me head 1318904028233 StormTrooper: That goddamn "why u no buy a lolcard" floating ad. Every fuggin' new page. 1318905788107 Anonymous: guys pretending they wouldnt fuck a girl or find her attractive simply because shes not 18 yet. 1318925315107 The Original Spoon: The redundancy of putting ITT on these questions. Oh, I thought you might want me to answer in that OTHER thread. 1318973812916 halfmast: feminists ,women, niggers 1318994484552 Nerp: When you're capping to really hot porn and then the bitch decides to stretch her asshole open and they do a closeup of the gaping asshole... WTF! Instant soft cock. 1319025175233 Quantum69: ^lolwut? 1319025496452 Anonymous: Atheist white basterds. 1319047706550 nigro: da wite man 1319048061527 the big mansini: atheist bastards. 1319048103130 Anonymous: Trannies that look hotter then djh123, lily84, girlsoldier727 and nickeh43 1319048170692 mischievious: RIP Femanons. 1319048231417 Anonymous: PETA. 1337194410562 Anon A. Anony: 'hey atheists' posts 1337441177997 Quantum69: ANONFAGS on c4c, FUCK THEM ALL!!!!!! 1337441339103 Anonymous: Redfags on c4c, they can all blow goats 1405519878656 liplocker_code3: Religious bullshit. 1405799765705 Anonymous: grammarical falliure's 1525017058400 Anonymous: Dumbocrats. The lowest common denominator prevails, and they’ve dragged our country down to sewer level. 1525051404623 Anonymous: Stupid people. 1543263631997 Anonymous: ^^^Butt obvisually nevar speling erorrs. 1543355714564 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: djh123 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/129880/ITT:_SHIT_THAT_REALLY_PISSES_YOU_OFF

It's impossible to lick your armpits

armpit (12) , lick (162) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1259256097048.jpg Info: JPG, 46 Kbytes (360x274) Added by: bob443355 (Nov 26, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse chrisy: I just tried , yuk.... 1259263133415 SickNote: no its not 1259267654576 aNOMynous: I had better washed first before I did it... damn 1259336503873 Pyro: GODDAMNIT i didnt think i could and then i tried......YUCK 1259558365664 Anonymous: llololololololollo.... kept shirt on. 1259808514231 Pyro: ^ That.......Makes sense 1259808637638 absinthe: OP, you cant say it's impossible, you never tried licking my armpits before. They might be delicious 1259968008156 Anonymous: it tasted like taco bell!!! 1259968138938 spoooks1: Try your elbows.... 1259975611440 Duckslayer09: lmao love it! 1259976467169 kinganonymous is impossible.... Ewwww! 1259976746786 Anonymous: tastes like general tso's chicken^^^ 1259977212743 Anonymous: i can 1259995845947 wat: I JUST DID 1260647648838 (show all comments) Anonymous: me too 1260741228497 Anonymous 1260741540335 _nH8Te_: You idiots ....haha... bet that tasted good. 1266524655318 SexKiller: If you were here with me it might be possible for you to lick my ballsack 1266564064616 Anonymous: fo you its imposible to lick a thing.... 1266715625458 Anonymous: to virginfags: if you want to know what licking pussy is kinda like, lick your armpits. 1266751850141 Squirrely1: ^ who is the virginfag???You are... 1266776415513 Anonymous: Not for someone else... 1267060407838 Anonymous: fail you can do it 1270834249615 fat bastard: i couldnt.... 1270842681831 danie: it is not. i just licked my right pit. tasted kinda bitter? i dunno. 1280645506711 Anonymous: youd have to be pretty fucking fat to not be able to reach your armpit 1282540821182 Anonymous: maybe gene simmons can? 1282541106165 Anonymous: It's impossible to lick them by myself, but your mom did it to me last night. 1282571642204 Anonymous: Its impossible to lick your elbow? 1282578510490 Avalanche: But it's possible to fuck yourself. 1282578802716 Anonymous: You mean your elbow 1283989727294 Flarp: Nah, it's cool. I'll let ya. 1284003730990 Anonymous: amazing how easy it is to make someone lick their own armpit. 1285739453982 God: wrong 1285739919590 Anonymous: Tastes and smells like cumin....8P 1285786919352 Armistice: troll 1285846353623 Anonymous: Trololololololol 1286054974709 Anonymous: Lol, I did this once. never again! O_O 1286078344950 Antiphon: Not if I do cut them out of my body and lick them while holding them in front of my face. 1286707542815 Anonymous now why would you even try? 1286799140377 mrisom2009: i can lick my elbow... 1296087736112 Bunglicker: Not. Just did. Mmmm, smells good. I use Old Spice Denali antiperspirant and deodorant. 1339030614574 Cheesecake: I may be able to lick my ass hole, but I have no motivation to do it. 1353061195644 SpaceBum: LMMFAO!!!! What a bunch of gullabull !!!!!! ;') 1353122845797 unclergeorge: I'd rather lick a black girl's hairy pits 1515333058970 Anonymous: it is impossible to lick my dick - 1515522699312 Anonymous: My dog can lick his asshole. Beat that, faggot! 1515768802333 Anonymous: ^My dog can fuck your dogs asshole. Beat that, fuckstick! 1515769583595 Anonymous: https://discord.gg/sAMSzd3 https://discord.gg/FCjaGgM https://discord.gg/sFVMmTd https://discord.gg/7HReQWC https://discord.gg/7cKBy6k https://discord.gg/PvhVeZE https://discord.gg/NUc3TJS https://discord.gg/MzkzkrX https://discord.gg/weRZjYm https://discord.gg/BQxWxKw 1515876146264 Anonymous: ^^I don't even have a dog! Beat that, shitface! 1515932665246 ethelred: oh yes unclegeorge, that's what I love to do, but only if they're sweaty 1542373319362 Anonymous: If I'm a slave owner, it isn't!! 1542403860951 Anonymous: its impossible to lick hilary clinton's pussy. Thankfully. 1543164696347 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/70585/It's_impossible_to_lick_your_armpits

I was sexually abused as a child, and it never did me any harm. - Am I the only one that feels this way? - (Discuss)

abuse (19) , itt (354)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/phadrus/Abused_Child.001.jpg Info: JPG, 642 Kbytes (1024x768) Added by: Phadrus (Oct 19, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse YuLiekPicturz: well then its not really abuse is it 1287498762506 Phadrus: Yea, but that is the best word I could come up with. 1287499647419 sickfuck88: no 1287501186191 Anonymous: http://www.tixuma.com/?ref=43374 (earn money by searching in the internet!) 1287503446264 Anonymous: Molested maybe? 1287505801644 Phadrus: Your right. Molested is a better choice. I was sexually molested as a child, and it doesn't bother me. I hardly think about it. Maybe, once a month, maybe. 1287506727338 Anonymous: Molested? Abused? Raped? WHO GIVES A FUCK! The're still all pink inside. .....yeah 1287506869530 Phadrus: It was a cousin. Male. If that matters. 1287506869689 Phadrus: I can understand being upset and warped if it had hurt, but it/he never did. I have only found one other person (female) who had a similar experience and felt as if it was no big deal. Just wondered if nobody talked about it. 1287507062702 Anonymous: Go see a shrink if ya can't deal with it. Otherwise continue fapping with the pleasurable perverted memories you've always fapped to. 1287507184511 Phadrus: I have never brought it up before with ANYONE, EVER. I didn't figure I was alone. I just really never heard anyone say, "it's was no big deal". 1287507547452 Anonymous: kids playing with each other is normal. cannot say it's abuse... 1287535275994 FLArp: I guess it all comes down to the definition of abuse, yours, your 'abusers,' and society in general 1287535625728 sickfuck88: my older cousin used to fuck me all the time when i was a little boy. i loved that shit. but now when i try to get a blowjob from her she blushes. WTF? 1287535775885 (show all comments) Anonymous: my son got his first blowjob when he was 3 yo. the other boy was 5, not sure he likes to remember it when he's older... 1287536226809 Anonymous: If it was no big deal, why are we discussing it? You say you think about it once a month. I can't think of anything, I think about that often, that wasn't a big deal. All the small deals never pops back. 1287536861235 Panzerhand: perhaps. or your the only one not gay and weak enough toget over it and live on. 1287700440683 defeat: I was molested... Not a big deal...and it could have been awesome. 1287702829344 Anonymous: No, you are just one of many trampy sluts who seduced your step-daddy 1287704382141 Anonymous: well, you are here on c4c so something is def... wrong with you 1289001522696 Limerick: That's a pretty fancy background for an ITT. 1289001715959 newfag: pHadrus: google "repression" 1290946278107 Lickathesplit: I think your molesting dad was a sex therapist... 1290948177469 Phadrus: newfag>> Could you make it thru the day without repressing something? 1290955209816 Anonymous: I was drugged and raped when I was 15, woke up half way through it. Never think about. I'm 26 now (female). It didn't affect me either. 1290957403310 Zorro: ^hahaha NO FUCKiNG KIDDING 1290957447914 Anonymous: on my 16th birthday i raped my little sisters 12 year old friend as a present to myself and im 19 now and we still have sex all the time so i would say it didint effect her bad 1290957680983 gov'na: sexually satisfied as a child 1290962988555 Anonymous: Op: You ARE sick. Thus, you're here with the rest of us socially-inept psychopaths! OH, pardon me! There they are again. The voices saying, "KILL! KILL! KILL! Blood makes the grass grow!" 1290963502260 Anti-PC Hero: @Phadrus: You're a female? 1290972194484 Phadrus: Nope. The last time I checked I was male, unless that has changed. 1290974443773 Shitskinslayer: I remember when I was a ~8 y.o. kid (I'm a guy) I wanted to have sex even with old (60 y.o.) ladies (but I didn't). I was that horny :) 1290974943320 queefly: Do you still like the dick? If you still like to get fucked by men, I guess it's no big deal.... 1290975463673 Anonymous: I fucking loved every minute of it! Wish I was a kid again so I could get it some more. 1291665888570 Anonymous: There is a lot of hubbub about molestation, but it all comes down to one thing...did the receiver want/anjoy the experience (if so it should be fine), if the receiver did not want/enjoy (and it kept happening) the experience, then it is wrong. 1291666090560 Lickathesplit: Phadrus, the way i read this, sounds like it happened to you, didn't know that of cource, now i know, I DON'T CARE !!! stop crying about it. came here about 5,6, wks ago, laughed at the comments, brutal pics, with according reactions, this is C4C to me.. two weeks sinds i discovered that members uploaded pics, didn't know what to think of it, now it's fine, but stop censoring comments you FAKE !! 1291672821936 Anonymous: ^ Noone is censoring comments, fool (except for pedo comments on 'girl' tagged pics) 1291673036246 Weed: Why hasn't anybody posted the paparazzi pictures of Natalie topless? 1291673336998 Lickathesplit: I am who i am, i think what i think, and i say what i say, and i say ; go suck your phadrus dick for all i care, but whatever you do, stop unrebelling, think whit your fealings mainstream wannabe uncle tom shit..pics, or it didn't happen !!! 1291673380838 Phadrus: What??? 1291684434700 mrscurva: I wish I had been molested as a kid, I would love it! 1291719048947 Lickathesplit: I spoke my piece, no hard feelings left, nothing personal neither...you dig, or you dign't ... 1291719618524 Anonymous: It seem to me that this ITT is the perfect post to click the "report abuse" link in the upper left..... 1291720759299 Quasimodo: do it faggot! 1291721074758 Weed: Dude, you're on Chan4Chan- you couldn't possibly be any more messed up than you already are. 1291723642221 Phadrus: ??? 1291726037564 Father O'Malley: ^^lolwat? 1291731259136 rock: No good positive thinking life is about survival thats why we humans rule the planet ok everybody is damaged somehow,Now take a deep breath step away from the compter and feel the sun on your face 1291731775148 boss: "The memoires of a man in his old age , are the deeds of a young man in his prime" Pink Floyd. 1291733119809 Anonymous: No. You getting molested doesn't effect me. But pics of it happening....that's a separate matter. 1291758197281 Phadrus: Can you rent time machines locally? 1291759510867 FluffyTaco: I have been raped, molested, foreced to do things I didnt want to and I think the only thing it gave me was a very high sex addiction and relationship issues as far as settling down 1292062888970 Lickathesplit: ^Your boyfriend must feel the luckyest guy ever.. 1292079211813 Hellcat1138: my cos. female wanted to have sex she was 15 i was 7 i was shy and stupid i shot her down' punch to the nutsack" she was hot sex ment little to me then sigh. and i might have been sexually " stimulated" by another at a younger age, don't care, if a could i'd put my pic of me nude running around at 3yo on the net for all you dirty little pervs. 1292095831365 Hellcat1138: molesting is bad it means forceing other against their will not cool, but in my experaince i was never forced and i had fun, no big deal, its just those who don't give a damn and hurt and kill kids they need to be killed or hung, fffuu rapers and killers, sex is ment to be fun and good. not pain and death. 1292096048407 Anonymous: It was your own fault for being such a sexy child 1292113038586 Hellcat1138: thank you a voice of some reason... so what someone wanted my preteen pecker oh so now they are molesters fffffuuuuuu state nuts in office who think they know whats best for my 5yo ass fffuuuu. if i can ill find my picture of my fine ass and i want all cp perv to spank their monkeys to it.lol im give out cp pf me i wonder if that legal lol 1292113605921 Anonymous: Seek therapy, OP. Just don't repeat what was done to you upon another. 1292114266264 that-guy-named: no because you r gay 1292128236541 Anonymous: What is good, Phaedrus, and what is not good? Need we anyone to tell us these things? 1292139644328 Munster 1292147285732 Hellcat1138: therapy is for closet fag and liars. 1292313146476 Anonymous: *sniff-sniff* There be scientologists about! 1292313505100 Anonymous: it obviously had an affect if ur posting questions like this 1292325847282 Lickathesplit: Okay Phadrus, i calmed the fuck down & see that i overreacted somewhat.. A simple SORRY immortalised on C4C will do ??? 1292329348761 Phadrus: I was never offended. We all have fun. I never assume anyone is serious, and the people that are serious are fucking with me. lol 1292335093564 Phadrus: 4328>> I saw what you did there. lol 1292335198940 Lickathesplit: thanks for understanding ! 1292335224189 Phadrus: Just keep having fun. Keeps the boards interesting! 1292336205986 Hellcat1138: TRU TRU 1292374197948 ilah: nah ur not 1292374224898 Munster 1292395912201 Anonymous: 90% of child sexual experiences aren't traumatic until others (parents, police, shrinks) make it so. I've worked with abuse victims and most found the experience enjoyable ( not including forced or violent acts). it's only until everybody else tells them how horrible it is that fucks them up. 1292397325337 Phadrus: Makes sense. I kinda felt at the time that I was getting to see some super secret world for adults only. 1292476182710 Anonymous: A nigger whipped his dick out in Barnes and Noble when I was about six. It was odd as hell. Never phased me, though 1292480458894 Hellcat1138: here here so tru its like everyone and pope have the last word and that word is fuckin shit 1293003115731 Anonymous: Ah. The Arm-chair psychologist's and die-hard Scientologists' thread. 1293003619241 Phadrus: My thetan was aroused at the time. 1293019692545 Anonymous: scientologists hate medication and therapists. you align yourselves with tom cruise and his cult by agreeing. 1293091848196 Hellcat1138: me im not a scientologist. im a fuckn prev from hell. and of course problems as always 1293133637478 Anonymous Just walk it off! 1293267408434 Und plötzlich… Blut: i prefer to rape old people, they usually don’t even remember it a week later, when the wounds have closed 1293492358834 Anonymous: @Fluffy Taco pretty much the same thing. A female friend of the family took me at ten and ever since then i Have been putting my cock in every cunt i can find. I cant get enough. 1293556254166 Anonymous: @ Anonymous 1292397325337 I agree 100% and now all of a sudden there are hundreds of pedophiles. where did all those come from? Suddenly everyone is a pedo? Its also an overused word. I mean its ok for a young girl to fuck a cock her age but not mine? These young girls are whores and craving to be fucked. Getting a smaller and inexperienced cock is ok but a big, older cock is bad? Idiotic. 1293556414453 Anonymous: it's all the negative attention adult force a child to endure that traumatizes them. I've fucked several preteens, most of them are grown now and still in touch with me, several are still frequent lovers 1293559596108 Hellcat1138: there see just cause you have sexual experance with a preteen and then every mother fucker think just cause they never had sex with a kid can say kill pedos and shit fffffffffuuuuuuuu. you lick ass mofos. if i was raped which i might have been so what. its better sooner than later. 1293592133855 rock: merry fuckin xmass 1293595788904 AnonyPhreak: I fail to see how, before the age of 18 (several days before, several years before, whatever), sexual contact and/or activity with someone over the age of 18 (again, by several days or several years) automaticaly makes the older person a pervert/pedo and the younger person a sex abuse victim IF (Big IF) both consent and there is no actual harm done to the younger of the two? 1293741486928 AnonyPhreak: Case in point: I was 21, she was 12 We had sex.. We both enjoyed it and continued to do it until we were married 5 years later. Am I a perv/pedo? Is she a victim? Balls No. And I would do it all over again. 1293741502333 AnonyPhreak: ...am I an ephebaphile?? ..yes. But honestly, who isn't? 1293745060469 Anonymous: agree. all this confirms my opinion that all those laws are a modern perversion. for the first time in human history, having sex with a person under 18 is automatically considered as a rape and a crime. while the question should be: rape or not? 1293745474660 Nabb: Pics or it didn't happen 1293754238504 Hellcat1138: har har. so fuckn true it the dickass politks. old farts on the pervy asses 1294096720522 MrSandynigger: good for you bitch.Atleast someone knows how to enjoy it 1294126869229 Hellcat1138: i give as good as i get. 1294293197758 AZO9swall0ded: It IS abuse, you dont need trauma or consequence to call it this way, it's the person's act 1294293573186 KamiKinKaid: Is there one fucking person left on the planet who wasn't sexually abused as a child? WTF? 1294304177644 Hellcat1138: i guess u fit that bill. TURKEY. 1294365804116 Anonymous: ▲ 1296663646320 aval: a 1296663659591 Anonymous: ▲ ▲ 1296663661715 aval: ☻ 1296663678680 hellcat138: member cant cp the willing. its not cp. 1296698758782 MrPerspective: If it wasn't traumatizing, it most likely wasn't actual abuse OR molestation. I'd say you two just did some kinky stuff which he initiated. Just my impression... 1310705355645 Anonymous: imho it shouldn't be called "abuse" nor "molestation" since both terms immediately connote something negative. Many cultures do not even have those words in their language. 1310738941983 Anonymous: I was abused in that I didn't get enough sex... 1316612131614 Anonymous: i was abused as a kid, it didn't freak me out, i just thought that kind of shit happened but so what. mind you thats probably why i come to c4c lol 1316642217875 Anonymous: well you are here right? so it didnt do you any good either... 1317134638376 Anonymous: i'm a true mom in many cultures fingering kid and sucking them is'nt frowned apon ...japanese mother and kids ..and islam ireland ..and many others ...if sex ..then some people say wrong ...i once fingered 14 yr old daughter..cause she wanted to know what an orgasm is like...beter me her mother...than some murderer 1323985341183 NonComposMentis: i'm a true mom and i'll beat the fuck out of anyone who touches my daughter and i'll beat the fuck out of my daughter for wearing a skirt. 1323985450829 Dark heart: I was raped at 6 Im 42 I still relive it night after night, the fucker tried to smash my skull in with a rock.. at 10 I killed him by filing through the brake pipes of his car ! I dont have any relationships with males, my life is full of women they all know ! love and trust me ther husbands/boyfriend keep out of my way none of the women I know will ever suffer a man while Im alive ! 1325378543567 Dick Gainya: Dark heart: lol umad? 1325381081921 Shirami: That just depends on how willing you are to believe that 10 year old girl knows enough about a car to disable it,survives a uninterupted murder attempt by an adult male,,is restraint enough to plot something for four years,eather a fraude or someone who is frankly as much a danger to society as the person that attacked her,bad shit happens to men too hunny,your not that special 1325421302410 Anonymous: it's some sad little asshole who lives in his mom's absement, and hasn't been outside un years. I bet he's a Warcraft expert, and can tell you every detail about the Millennium Falcon. Get a life, fuckwit. 1325422115345 Dark heart: LOL at you all ! Im not a woman Im male ! , he got disturbed by a woman walking a dog got just 2 years for assult, I spent years brouding over him breathing , I spend 18 hrs a week in the gym and Im in the royal hourse artillery, oni' soit qui maly pense ! order of the garter stuff ! so while your all playing war games Im doing the real deal so yes I kinda am a warcraft exspert ! 1325431499127 InternetH8Machine: I remember one time i went to visit my aunt in the Virgin Islands when i was 11, I fell asleep in my 17 yr old (female) cousin's bed during the day when everyone was gone cept me and her. I woke up slightly to her blowing me and pretended i was still sleep so she would finish 1325478500694 InternetH8Machine: had a wierd sensation down there eventually not sure if i came or not....we never talked about it, but then one time when they visited us a few years later, i snuck into her bed one night and fucked her...we never talked about that either..it was only those 2 times..we're pretty dysfunctional i guess 1325478665922 Anonymous: Starting at around 8 I started playing with my Assho and loved it. I always was trying to see other guys penis's and did sports so I could look at penis's in the showers. Still got married n was straight but had my wife fuck me until I was 30... then I finaly got pumped thru a gloryhole and it was soooo good. Ever since I've wished I was molested when I was young so I could have had more cuck 1325669637388 Spartak: http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s03e17-world-wide-recorder-concert The children of South Park are invited to Arkansas for the "Four Million Child Blow 2000," the first worldwide recorder concert. While chaperoning the trip, Mr. Garrison slips away to visit his parents and confront the demons of his childhood. Meanwhile, Cartman is obsessed with finding "the brown noise," a note on th 1325686990325 Raimey_D:: I was 10. He was an adult but don't know how old. Sitting watching fireworks at night. Hands creeping under the blanket. Before I know it his hand was under my skirt and I'm liking it. It's only when he pulled out his dick that I got nervous. The feeling me up and fingering was okay. Just wasn't too sure about the fucking thing...we did that 3 days later. 1325698469278 Anonymous: Ten?? D: 1325698806442 Anonymous: ok so its like this - i was groped by a guy when i was 8 i think - it didnt freak me out, i just thought it was weird that someone would want to put their hand there. its never haunted me, as an adult i now think, yeah so, it wasnt harmed physically or mentally. Life moves on. And i never told anyone at the time and now, i would never say who it was. 1325716556411 Shirami: ok...a grown man just used "LOL" as a reply,and how does your life being full of women mesh with being part of an army ?,you will want to come up with something less easy to pick apart as bullshit,or something that does not make you sound like a danger to everyone around you...............again 1325724430844 Quantum69: LOL, you just don't know how fucked up you really are then. 1325726461329 Dark heart: fucked up ... have you read some of the posts, on this thread alone, sex with a 12 yo girl ??? come on maybe the FBI needs to read some of this stuff ?? so whos the real danger ! 1325823071791 Dark heart: in fact screen captures, etc on its way the FBI contact us page .. this is why I hate males, all to ready to abuse ! as long as you fell masculated ! pathetic scum ! 1325823440588 Anonymous: I was 13, she was 22, a student teacher, took me to her apartment and continued for about a year 1325834103847 Shirami: Yes,the FBI is SURE to take anything on this topic super serious,like you admitting to murder,you realy are just a bored retard arent you ? 1325846845926 Raimey_D: murder and "molestation" ain't even close...in fact "molestation" is woefully over rated...real rape is not "molestation"...real rape is about power for the mental midget doing the raping, even if he has to do it with a knife or gun 1325878107149 NonComposMentis: Note: I was pregnant and hormonal when I wrote my statement. Please disregard as I do not feel this way 1340474486838 r120623: ^ Don't worry about it. This is C4C, for God's sake. 1340503159974 Canucklehead: I was never sexually molested as a child. I was never fucked by a teacher in school. I never had a relative have sex with me. What's wrong with me???? 1340653660461 MadNiggerish: I raped all my cousins and their pets... 1340653764648 Anonymous: I've been anything but sexually assaulted and i've had all the shittiest life. 1365373159845 Quantum69: I was about to say "Then you don't know how fucked up you really are then!" but It seems I've already said that earlier 1370738805393 Anonymous: No. A cousin (about a year younger) grabbed my pecker (she's a female) while we were in front of the TV! I shot a load. Too fucking hot. 1370870431131 Anonymous: madniggerish was obviously abused and raped as a child 1370916722986 Anonymous: @Anon 31131: Damn lucky, I'd say! 1370917670376 Abused & Happy "i ssssso underssstaaaand what ya feeling like, OP" 1404586073181 Anonymous: You liked it then and still want it now but you too fukin old ! 1408788056653 Anonymous: @40588: What the fucking Feminazi loves niggerism's cocks!!! 1526809727915 nepi: started my cousins very yung and fucked the oldest when she was 8 1539574419531 Anonymous: For years I thought I hadn't been abused but thinking back yes, one incident and it was definitely sexual abuse but you know what? I'd pretty well forgotten about it until reading some of this stuff above. I was 10 or maybe 11, it was a WTF moment and it never did me any harm. Maybe I was one of the lucky ones where it just happened with not lasting issues. 1541336965897 Anonymous: ^#MehToo 1541351431466 Anonymous: "Cool Story, Bro." 1541355590681 Anonymous: i fucked my cousins sweet tight pussy when she was 8 and no i don't think it did me any harm 1541559729150 Anonymous: It's not abuse. It's training. 1541560247686 Anonymous: Hello, Doctor. I am so grateful that you agreed to see me at this late hour. I am at my wit's end with the latest turn of events and could really use some consultation. Yes, I would be happy to recline myself on your fine couch, thank you. 1541601679777 Anonymous: ^"recline" here, must mean something like "relieve" 1541704827869 nepi: start them in nappies, never too yung 1541774493719 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: elguason ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/154297/I_was_sexually_abused_as_a_child,_and_it_never_did_me_any_harm._-_Am_I_the_only_ one_that_feels_this_way?_-_(Discuss)

Islam today is like Christianity during the Dark ages

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1266364150243.jpg Info: JPG, 15 Kbytes (256x256) Added by: O1010101 (Feb 17, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Agree. Those bastards used to burn and torture people. All in the name of God. 1266369097605 Anonymous: GOD WILLS IT!!!!! 1266372438445 Creepis: while Islam might be spreadding, There were millions more Dark Age Christians than Muslims number today. 1266380259340 Anonymous: ^are you sure? the world's population has doubled many times since then... and there was no christian united states 1266381088494 Creepis: ^good points. The number of Puritanical extremists is higher in today's Islam too. 1266394251969 Anonymous: Any retard who belives in the Easter bunny is like they were in the dark ages, no matter what they call it 1266398399401 Anonymous: ^well, even though I am an atheist and will challenge the religions any day, I do acknowledge that the majority is no longer poking people with hot metal buttplugs. 1266406793834 Anonymule: like how a troll has spread a genuine discussion :P 1269506463929 pocket: ^hehehe. thats the only way trolls fail. they hate that. 1269519070239 Mad Hatter: Pretty good comment. Yes, they have definite parallels. We revere David for having chopped off Goliath's head, etc. Same songs, different verse. Onward Christian Soldiers. 1269520645991 Warg: AGREE! 1270016560801 Anonymous: Putting islam aside, christianity today is like it was during the dark ages. 1271488531775 mudspunk: fuck those dune coons 1271488611721 mrmech: fuck the muslims fuck mohamad and his pussy ways! go ahead and keep bombing! we will just keep killin you no problem morons! 1271748977187 (show all comments) Anonymous: the Dark Ages refers to the cultural and economic decline proceeding the fall of the roman empire. Not that deeeerrrr everyone converted to christianity and then turned people into deeeerrrrr idiots ... you fuckwhit. read a fucking history book cocksucker. i suppose it was all the smart "athiest" who initiated the birth of the renaissance. i bet thats what you smug cocksuckers think. 1271750282631 Anonymous: It's nice to kill for religious beliefs. 1271763263394 ImYourMomBIATCH: Islam is a cancer! 1271889887721 Anonymous: Correction: Early Catholicism 1274765091373 Anonymous: agree 1274806350245 Anonymous: no its not. human values were differet in those times. they are just a tribe of barbaric fucks who wants the world.. just like everybody else. live with it or do something 1274809301603 Anonymous: allah===a-anal.l=loving,l=lewd,a-arab,h=homosexual . 1276486644162 Kareloko: Christianity is today, dak, as always, islam, is corrupted by the lies of christianity. 1276990214675 Anonymous: thethirdjihad dot com 1277349065970 Anonymous: religions today are like they were in the cave age, you all religious retarded 1277691257583 Anonymous: Kareloco, you're either retarded or horrible with the English language. Try an online translators...or move to your sharia-governed-paradise where they ban computers. 1285553732424 Anonymous: madhatter, have you ever read anything from the Bible? David slew Goliath with a sling. He didn't chop his head off. 1285554108983 al: They, the Muslims, killed, burned, and tortured back then too. 1285554248236 Anonymous: ^^dumbshit, if you read the adult version of Bible Stories for Children, you'll know that David cut Goliath's head off with the giant's own sword after smacking him with a pebble between the eyes. 1286680531938 FLARP: Sounds about right. I tend to agree with Martin Luther, what he said when he recanted on his deathbed, that people are too stupid to understand. 1286688201149 Anonymous: Me too. People will never understand the full meaning of religion. Same as some people never understood the sense of school or work :D. 1291240986567 Anonymous: You gotta ask yourself, what' you wanna be part of? A nation? A religion ? Or a corporation? The choice is yours.... 1291241284341 Anonymous: Religion in general is a cancer. The only difference between Christianity and Islam is that not too many Christians give a fuck about their religion whereas far too many Muslims take their religion too serious. While Christian extremists are just dumb (like dogs barking at cars), Muslim extremists are dangerous (like rabid dogs). 1291241744599 Anonymous: Mel Brooks as Torquemada singing, The Inquisition?" 1291242795492 Jesse: Religion is a crutch used by weak minded people. 1291247840350 Phill Brooks: Atheism is a crutch(much like alcohol and drugs) used by weak minded attention seeking maleajusted trust fund loving adults with all the falsely placed blame and blind following of a satanic cult minus ritual sacrifice. 1297330296388 Phill Brooks: Atheism is The blind following the blind all while blaming those who can see for taking their sight. 1297330394166 Anonymous: Blind is the athiest that follows another athiest to christianity 1297334203496 TGD: So essentially its like Christianity now.ZING 1297334285967 Nicolas Sarkozy: I shit on a Quran, and i feel so good for all day long. ShitOnQuran way of life 1297877947576 gov'na: Christianity still serves its purposes as it did in the dark ages! 1297950599427 Anonymous: Yet Islam will always be worse. 1) Jesus was a healer, Muhammad was a Warlord 2) Christians believe Jesus will rescue everyone from the hell that is earth, Muslims believe that Allah wants them to force the rest of the world to convert to Islam. 3) Christians believe the best way to heaven is to accept Jesus, Muslims believe the best way to heaven is to die killing non-Muslims. 1297961461533 Anonymous: true, true!!! 1299532164956 Anonymous: only good muslim is a dead muslim...all of em 1299532962395 Anonymous: Than is not true. honestly all religion is bullshit. you do what the fuck you want there is no moral authority. the government places standards on us while adhering to no sort of standards themselves. I say fuck all that is and that shall be for i am the only one who sees thru these eyes. I wish you all the best of luck and hope you realize that you make your own mind believe what it wants to 1299617833715 gov'na: muslims practice islam in zionist-christian juristiction, if not they are terrorists 1299863908800 Anonymous: The Inquisition proved that we can also play their game of "kill the infidel." 1307261966932 MrPerspective: Islam today is like Christianity in the Bible Belt... only more straightforward about it. :-P 1307346315828 MrSandyNigger OP is a jurassic faggot. 1307383599815 copperware: agree with OP. it's the same but with modern technology... and shitty artists 1307398792181 MrPerspective: LOL @ "jurassic faggot" 1307586674953 Anonymous: Islam needs to purge itself. 1315921557354 Anonymous: Not quite, Xtians have some sense. 1318089485584 Everdark: who cares about irrelevant comparisons? faggots are faggots. period. 1318089613780 Anonymous: christianity is still the same, it just that we don't care about it anymore... 1318274876375 Anonymous: @ Nik Sarkozy....u motha fuckhin Bastard,,,,,,,,,wtch ur fukin trap b4 shittin out of ur bludy mouth ok. What do u knw abt any thing??????? any thing mnz any thing?????? who da fuk r u 2 comment like like dat?????? Wipe ur shit wid ur own tongue Mr n den think abt doin it sumwhere else ok. u shit eaters, pee drinkers n incest Mrorns! u knw nuthing abt urself ok...... 1320401354562 Anonymous: ^lolwut ... in english please 1320401428224 Anonymous: Islam in the Dark ages was like the same thing it is today. 1320401615276 BnSneky: nuke em all 1320401622358 Anonymous: at least Islam don't burn people for saying the earth is a planet and is round 1320413944366 Anonymous: Christianity was not like Islam in the dark ages. The dark ages were full of violent people like Islam. And many of them called themselves Christians. But any smart person knows that God never taught such behavior. False comparison. Besides Islam is false anyway. 1322830739449 Anonymous: This picture is just right on the point (Christian apologetes here are blind on one eye) 1322843570801 halfmast: yes musliums are some dark age mother fuckers 1322888730682 Anonymous: Disagree, Xtians are capable of learning. 1323095298415 Anonymous: what an ignorant comparison 1323121517445 munchdog: It's not the religion per se, it's the cults that are dangerous, christian, muslim, buddist or jew, all wackos are dangerous. 1343277816789 Smeggy: Islam today is like Islam in the dark ages 1343626038902 Anonymous: Christianity today wants to bring back the Dark Age. 1343738530929 Anonymous: It's far from it, islam is a cult 1345310694198 http://www.biblebeli: cult 1345310716203 Spartak: Islam today is like islam1400 years ago... Progress? 1345310903996 Anonymous: Christianity during the dark ages tortured people and killed many millions 1345316633829 Maelsthur: ^just like islam anon 1345333343894 Anonymous: Christians rise and relive the dark ages 1345344701774 Asinissa: Monotheistic religion seems to prone to that 1345413718520 FromTurkey: shall we see , look to Turkey for comparison 1345480746656 Oldandevil: Islam at peace is very much the same as Christianity at peace but it is also true that Islam at war is the same as Christianity at war. During the tribal warfare of the feudal and dark ages of Christianity, Islam prospered and was the center of Justice, Culture and Science west of China. Now the tables are turned but it was not long ago that we were the savages and they civilized. 1345495095189 Anonymous: Islam is no worse that any other mass hysteria, it's the Islamic cults that are evil. Just like Jim Jones' cult wasn't really Christian or the Hashishans (Assasins) weren't Hindu. We only hear news about the maniacal, bug-eyed nutjobs, and very little about the pious, hardworking farmer or factory worker, no matter his religion. 1360737029656 Anonymous: christianity today is like christianity in the dark ages 1360790145169 Spartak: NO. Muhammad was terrorist and desert-robber by itself! 1360796669808 Anonymous: But still Christians start more wars than Muslims. Somehow cave men were less dangerous than nuke people. 1360803357815 Anonymous: well, duh! 1420470821293 Unhinged: No shit! How fucking observant of you! 1420613330950 Anonymous: christianity today is like, retarded 1420830062821 Anonymous: Islam hasn't changed. Christianity has. 1420833215487 Anonymous: Imaginary friends. All shit. 1420837464777 Anonymous: ^ Sucks that your imaginary friends are all shit. Weird. 1420848516788 Anonymous: Mohammed was a man, when you declare speech or art that may defame him or insult his or yours sensibilities you are elevating Mohammad to god like status and that is blasphemy. Said in soup Nazi voice: No virgins for you… 1430869870477 Anonymous: Ah, but Christianity is going back to its roots. 1431049651590 Anonymous: Today's Democrats are worse than ISIS. They slaughtered more unborn babies than the entire Population of the United States in 1886. I thought ISIS was brutal but the Democrats are millions ahead of them and the babies can't even fight back like an adult. 1433222792435 Anonymous: ^ Probably because its the Republican knocking up the women and then claiming the kids aren't theirs. Maybe if they stopped *neglecting* kids and/or exploiting them, maybe there's be a legitimate reason to do away with abortion. Stop blaming the Dems for trying to clean up the mess the GOP made. 1433263906249 Anonymous: ^ that has to be the stupidest post since the invention of the internet. 1433285563587 Anonymous: islam today is like communism during the mid 20th century 1433619975581 Django Unhinged: FUCK ISLAM 1434274952664 Anonymous: Christianity today gave you electricity, modern medicene, the internet, powered flight, space travel, telecommunications, modern food production, etc. All the other religions are based in ancient history and only advanced thanks to contact with the modern world I.E Christians! 1438987654364 Anonymous: ^No! Hard work did! Besides, who invented higher math? Sure as fuck wasn't any fucking relitard christ fag. 1439032687364 Anonymous: ^^ "Hard work"? well, that leaves out niggers. lol 1439034801191 ShitForBrains: WTF is the Dark Ages? Is that before God invented the sun? 1439237874906 Anonymous: ^History much? 1439354872918 Anonymous: @Django Unhinged FUCK you motherfucker and fuck all you filthy pedophiles and fuck your religions 1541624891215 Anonymous: @mYourMomBIATCH @mrmech nope FUCK you son of bitch and FUCK you filthy pedophile trash you're the one who is a cancer 1541624985314 blackal: Gosh, we should all move to North Korea orIran, any place would be better than living with these awful Christians. 1541632882163 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 6 (last: Ardamel MAELSTHUR Lexicon Arschloch33 lex7183 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/92831/Islam_today_is_like_Christianity_during_the_Dark_ages

Childhood piss stories

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1264448184912.png Info: PNG, 5 Kbytes (344x198) Added by: Anonymous (Jan 25, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Pyro: I pissed on my cousin when we were 4. We had to share a bed cos the extra guest bed had dirty engine parts on it and we fell asleep watchin tv and i woke up to her punching me in the back 1264669149863 Pyro: Then we got high and passed out on the floor around 3 or 4 am 1264669902934 PUSSYDESTROYER: childhood because there were engine parts in the bed thread. 1264725380453 Pyro: my uncle was workin on his piece of shit bike 1264745027726 KarmaPickles: The Creator is a sick fuck that will fap to this. Be very vivid for him, mmmkay? 1264746944567 Terrorist Hunter: Was little boy on Vac. with Fam. @ Carlsbad Caverns (big fucking Caves) was like 2 stories above tour group below and had to pee bad so went on the wall pee was splashing on people below tour guide told them it was Condensation..I was LOL 1264764499366 ghostoftime: I pissed in my sisters easy bake oven......the smell when turned on was intense. 1264764557686 Anonymous: pissed off my balcony onto my neighbor once. 1266603720819 ManChowder: I tickled my younger sister 'till she pissed herself. Then I licked her dirty panties when no one was around. 1271163373713 Anonymous: sneezed and triggerd the tri factor snot, shit and piss 1271513913475 Aalfred666: I was in a Service Merchindice store and sega genisis (sonic2 was on a playable display) had just came out i think iwas 9y/o at the time and i didnt want anyone else to play but i had to PISS so i pissed right in my pants and left a puddle. one of the workers came up to clean my piss and all i did was move out of his way and i kept playing. 1272179942663 Anonymous: Was at a festival, finished my beer, pissed in the bottle, threw it into the crowded and LOLed hard till i nearly feel over! 1272196601950 Anonymous: Got locked up in the closet by mom's fucked up boyfriend. Eventually had to piss. Took a shit as well. Next day I smashed his windshield with a hammer. Fuck yea. 1272197395410 Anonymous: pissed on your mom last night 1273663409755 (show all comments) Anonymous: i was at the beach once and i pissed in the water 1273685722214 CerealKiller: i peed in my toy box. it stunk after a while. 1273714126673 Anonymous: Two girls from down the street (from a VERY xtian family) used to love to watch me piss. 1274900498513 Anonymous: childhood...i pissed my car last saturday night 1274905197620 sqwrrl: In the toilet. 1275040030227 the7rafe7: it was my first day of pre school at recess and all the boys were trying to look up my skirt so i brought the cutest one, he also looked the oldest, up to the top of the slide and lifted my skirt up and pulled my little panda panties off and he stuck two fingers inside me and started to move them up and down... so deep and i squirted my piss and it went down the slide and i began to cry and he ran 1275041044401 Anonymous: I pissed as a child. 1275103683497 Anonymous: ;p; 1275789546880 ElCapitan: this one time my little sister ratted out my porn collection, so I went to the backyard where she was swimming in the pool and I pissed on her head. (nevermind the hose pipe next to me) 1275790699743 Anonymous: i made my gf piss in my mouth all the time :) 1284747393571 Clownichter: Yea ive given random females a golden shower before 1284756388113 jhenry922: my two sisters,me and one female cousin used to play in my treed yard. it was too much trouble to go inside to pee so we'd just go outside by a tree, later we peed on some pavement and called it glowing piss trails. all those girls are stupid adults now (2 druggies, one just retarded) FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU to think I used to fuck one of them jhenry922 at hotmail dot com 1288047049756 MarkMonkey: Pissed in my toybox for some reason... 1290034530630 Hellcat1138: my 2nd gf wanted me cock but had to piss so bad, as i peed in the tolit she held it and i go so hot and hard after i finished she need to go and i tryed to walk away , she licked and suck my cock while she peed and i came so hard and a lot she go off just blowing me and peeing gawd it was the best but never again and she is a heart breaking bitch 1290035146534 Anonymous Girl: @jhenry922 - North Vancouver ? - I know who you are. You have a monkey scrotum. 1290035816753 D.J.: once at a park in the winter, i had to piss but the bathrooms were all locked. the 5 girls i was with told me to go behind a tree and write my name in the snow cuz they wanted to see. So i signed my name in very good cursive, took a picture and showed them. i never thought piss would be so amazing to these 5 girls. 3 went to go check out the real spot! 1292316929518 Anonymous: Got out out of bed late at night to take a leak (the usual: walk into bathroom then pee). Woke up at friends house. Discovered I drenched their refrigerator in piss (the "usual" was all a dream). 1292319517370 Bellevue: When I was in primary school an australian aboriginal girl (classmate, derp) stood at the entrance to the classroom, spread her legs and proceeded to piss all over the threshold. Not sure if she was marking her terriroty or just had a strong objection to learning? 1292328454798 Lickathesplit: When i went with my uncle to a soccer stadium, a guy from the opposite team pissed on our fans, afterworths he climbed in the lightmast and had to stay there for untill 2 hours after the game.. 1292336364539 Cat funt: Once I was really drunk and staying at a mates house. Went to use the toilet and turns out I was pissing on my mate and his girlfriend while they were in bed. Even funnier thing is that when my mate gets drunk he pisses the bed and his gf was getting fed up with piss stained bed sheets. 1292339333793 Bellevue: ^LOL 1292418379690 Anonymous:   ▲   1292421907902 Focktor: cccc 1292421916226 Anonymous: ▲ ▲ 1292421919947 rustproof: ^fail 1292611962630 Greeft: Once when I was 9, at about 3.17 in the afternoon, I think it was a Thursday or maybe a Tuesday, not sure but the day began with a "T", I had a piss. 1292659486399 Flarp: When I was a little kid, my sister tortured me, and went a bit overboard. She's 12 years older than me; so c'mon, right? Well, she was drawing bathwater. And, when she left the room for a second, I took a nice big healthy piss in it. Bitch... 1292679277125 Anonymous: I was outside peeing on a tree and Suzy came over from next door and asked "Can I hold it for you while you go?" 1292692363551 Anonymous: I pissed on myself smells bad 1292733887878 Anonymous: Woke up in the middle of the night and pissed in the fridge once. Whoops. 1292824543722 Blargh: Lol 1293461007425 Burrgeezy: not really childhood but piss on a nun when I was drunk one time 1293461081521 Mankind Sucks: I had my first GF piss in my mouth. Another time I was plowing her and she said to stop cause she had to pee - but I kept at it and she pissed everywhere while I came in her. Good times. 1293473682456 Anonymous: One ti!me i pissed in a lego then took shots of that shiAt! 1293484298739 Weed: Ask your sister. 1293484387967 YuLiekPicturz I drink piss on a regular basis 1293484476732 Jhenry922: you got it. I used to go Sutherland. God what a dump of a school. Anyone remeber that retarded math teacher who came to school stoned? FFFUUU To think I got a one-day suspension for that 1295908820536 Feefdoodle: i used to piss in the corner of my basement cause i was lazy 1297058387759 InjectableMonster: I have some adult ones. 1297140913730 Anonymous: i still piss on myself while im in the bath 1298249554876 Anonymous: I work at a wendys. Lets just say that hundreds og people have eaten my piss cause i piss in the chili everyday. LOL whatever u do dont order the chili cause im sure im not the only one. 1298259310622 Grave: I pissed 1298272763902 ANNONAMOOSE: i used to have a really tight foreskin, so when i pissed it balloned up and i used it as my party trick everytime i was in the bathroom with friends etc at school. 1302645694621 Anonymous: pissed in the oven once...the resultant piss cloud stunk up the whole house!!!! 1302645810321 Tattoos: I was at a party at a motorcycle clubhouse and some stupid bitch passed out in the toilet with her pants around her ankles and her ass in the air. Every guy who went in there pissed on her. She was drenched with piss and cum when she woke up hours later. 1302646623627 Anonymous: once i peed in my grandma's basement from upstairs and my mom got realy mad.. i was 5 1302950172843 Captngeetch: The old NY Yankees stadium had troughs in the mens room...i was 6 and the lip was about shoulder height...so when you look left or right, younwere staring at a dick...I get flashbacks every time i used a public toilet at a sporting event 1302970692833 Anonymous: I pissed on your face, and it became a popular fetish video in Japan 1302975803525 Caesar: If you want your child to STOP wetting the bed, tell them to avoid bathrooms in dreams. It seems silly, but this is the mental REM key which will unlock this function, I promise you. 1302987737117 Anonymous: I was in catholic school as a 4 year old for pre-school. There was a guy with the last name Pee, so one day we were both in the bathroom urinals at the same time, I told him, "HEY YOUR LAST NAME IS PEE!!!" So I turn to him mid pee stream and unload all over his face. It was an epic win. 1303018129959 Anonymous: ^Pwn. 1304397240609 Anonymous: my uncle used to make me piss on his asshole 1305341395663 Korzo: The family was at an exclusive swimming park in CT. I told my dad I had to pee. He said go in the water... so I did... by walking in to knee-depth, dropping my trunks and spraying an arc of piss amongst the rich folk playing in the shallows. Dad was too busy laughing to do anything about it, and my mom was too mortified. I always wondered why mom never took us there again. 1305342079896 Anonymous: A few years ago i pissed in the stove while it was going hot, piss ivaporated and smelled funny 1305349243318 ScrotumLips: I remember the first time I pissed in the shower with a boner, I found I was able to piss in my mouth like a water fountain, I later showed this "trick" to my sister and she was distraught that she couldn't do it... but I got to see her try :D 1306892441280 MrPerspective: I stopped needing diapers quite sooner than the average baby. Fascinating story, isn't it? :-P 1306901210145 Anonymous: Onnce when my little cousin was 8 and I was 10, she took off her shorts, leaving her panties on, and peed right in front of me. She thought it was really funny and had to go the rest of the day in wet panties. She slept over that night and still nobody knew about the yellow, wet spot in the crotch of her plain white Cotten panties. We shared a bed and she showed me her pussy and let me lick her. 1364114175342 Anonymous: pissed from the top of the stairs once on to my 8 year old cousin below 1364164752983 luvbald: love to have those pissy panties from the 8 yr old to suck, just got some from a mates 2 daughters 1539575178931 Anonymous: One time in the lake...dick shame 1539797051128 Anonymous: i was about 10 pissed on my cousin from the landing as she went down to the next floor. Dont know why I did it, just seemed the right thing to do at the time. She wasn't too pleased. 1541336342943 Anonymous: ^Then at least, you were an asshole. That's why you did it! Would you do it now? 1541351520646 luvyung: i love taking off my my nieces training pants and licking pee tasting pussy 1541559905343 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Bj16ops ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/86683/Childhood_piss_stories

ITT: We suggest jobs that djh123 should be looking for.

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/chumpno1/djh123_jobs.jpg Info: JPG, 39 Kbytes (640x480) Added by: chumpno1 (Oct 14, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: fluffer? 1318568267239 AZO: boots 1318568926907 uberbarf: devotion to me? 1318569026691 Anonymous: prostitute 1318569711943 Everdark: bar "maid" ... also ...there are better pics of dj lol 1318570103460 AZO: cashier 1318570660404 Flarp: Espianoge 1318581151345 MegaShit: MegaShit's rimmer 1318585247757 NotMegashit: NotMegashit's rimmer 1318585385361 Anonymous: a whore 1318586137739 MegaShit: ^Play nice! Bitches got feelings bro... at least they do until you Rohypnol their skanky asses. 1318586681482 Everdark: student ... shop assistant ... legal aid ... lover... wife ... mother... um ... whatever the fuck she wants to be lol 1318586831672 MrSandyNigger: harem? 1318587771229 AZO: not airline pilot 1318588779850 (show all comments) springer: From that pic I would say a peep show girl. 1318590946905 Furore23: Mobility assistance support worker. 1318594918318 Furore23: Wait... THAT is DJH123? DING DING DING! 1318594960150 Banshee5: caterer, then my dream will come closer to reality! (+ she can make me a sammich) 1318595896449 greyhoundpaul: getaway driver. 1318596123143 Poopalotacus: chick that works at a pet store. 1318596796432 Lickathesplit: Saleswoman for shoes, clothes, parfume and anti - acne.. 1318599493672 Anonymous: KFC, because she loves niggers 1318601101561 Anonymous: sperm bank 1318604585518 LastResort: Last Resorts very personal assistant 1318612995248 Kewltke: She should interview for the bitch that ruins Obama's Re-election chances 1318617000789 UriAr: blow 1318619246934 Greeft: Poetry critic! 1318621312803 pancaek: geez! someone give her some foodstamps allready... 1318624897767 Quantum69: Sex Slave 1318625254276 fiveby5: i need some help cleaning out my dungeon, dj. it pays well... 1318625315744 Greeft: How about hitting pigs with hammers? ==> www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghL6nk7qWX4 1318628978658 Anonymous: president of Iran , just to fuck with the world 1318683799741 Anonymous: blow, hand, foot are there any other jobs? 1318684186857 AZO: lollll@greeft 1318685413665 Anonymous: OBVIOUS career opportunity to serve as a bad example is obvious 1318685668656 iprobablyhateyou: she could work for Tosh.0 1318701065582 MrSandyNigger: I am surprised that user djh has not graced us with her ominous prescence in these comments. 1318701128723 MegaShit: ^Maybe, and it's just a thought, she doesn't actually give a flying fuck at a rolling donut what a load of internet herp derps think of her career options.... you know... or maybe she's just an irritating little twat, who knows. 1318705924432 MrSandyNigger: ^Quite possible. 1318707643227 KofeeAnon: Proctologist 1318712756334 Flarp: ^^^ lol 1318752295689 Furore23: Oh, DJH. Did you really put pics of yourself on internets? If so, silly DJH123! If not, disregard that I suck cocks. 1318847141556 AlexLongpole: ^I second that for pure LOLZ! 1318847175217 djh123: what?! ur gay f23? 1318847210120 Furore23: ^ Aw, don't be disappointed. 1318849375753 djh123: son im not even point ^ :) 1318849423631 Furore23: ^ And I don't even know what that means. 1318849630625 Anonymous: lol dj doesnt make sense. boooooo 1318852895626 Anonymous: Semen Quality Tester 1319032750209 AlexLongpole: Baneling... /spoiler/ they die /spoiler/ 1319409094228 AZO: Suicide prevention hotline 1319454087973 Quantum69: ducklips trainer 1319454433984 Anonymous: My future wife 1320848987605 derpyderpderp: anything... as long as she's in the kitchen 1320855244121 Anonymous: Starbucks barrista... 1320866306242 Günni: professional...er... penis...thief. 1320950769941 Queefly: "I'm gonna go with RIM job........Show me RIIIIM JOOOOOBBBB!!!!" 1331872925249 Anonymous: fluffer 1331873002613 hello my name is: im just gunna go out on a limb here and say "hair stylist?", I mean ur hair looks guud, so I figure u can make other ppls look guud too! 1331876688885 Anonymous: tranny consultant 1331907850398 Anonymous: 卐 Sturmführerin bei der Waffen SS 卐 1331919442344 MadNiggerish: ^ obviously 1331919644875 Anonymous: beware, it's a trap. she's a trap (as well as noncomposmentis, she's actually a transgender guy too) 1331936023265 Anonymous: Haha Djh i'm sorry for your feelings but it looks like you are the c4c bitch, haha come here and let's make a virtual gang bang. 1331936157307 Smosh: Stunt woman for Daisy Duck. 1331936178468 Anonymous: BlazinWeed's asshole cleaner 1338849223218 Chicagosox23: head cum dumpster? 1338856730686 Anonymous: pussy discharge straw sucker 1339021164475 U MAD WOG?: Penis Inspector 1339768286156 Anonymous: I would hire her as a cock holster. 1340310585541 AZO: color temperature finder 1340319071330 Itzcuintle: ...This thread makes me go...WHAT!? 1340332973247 Anonymous: Donald Duck impressionist! 1340407389647 been there bangin': apply for a job as an everlasting gobstopper. someone Will suck it. 1340408301134 Ghostoftime: Sucking me off for those salty benefits. 1350582566988 Anonymous: Johnson squeezer 1353249786121 Anonymous: they show up forcing me to fraternize less.... 1355764754946 cybersinner: stunt double for courtney love? 1355816161595 Anonymous: stunt double for kurt cobain 1355842941709 eyedol: anal bleacher 1358621497796 Anonymous: anal bleach taste tester.        oh and stop pretending to be a girl, dj 1358636200806 gookheadcrusher: Empress of Wyoming 1358638489720 Joker0137: clown raper 1360544994944 Anonymous: topless waitress 1366966372403 banned: A doped up whore sold to Brazzers from the Ukrainian body snatchers corporation 1370408664490 SLAVE45: drug cop 1370409726224 pop3: Underwater basket weaving 1381944518973 Crackerkiller5: Black semen depositer? 1381962328154 TheNeedleDoctor: Luxury car sales 1382103977699 ApathyCat: My bff 1382104198430 ApathyCat: ^I win. All of you can go home now. 1382104209315 Anonymous: My toilet 1407852901846 Anonymous: Negga meat ! 1409490174773 liplocker_code3: Who? 1409544716118 Anonymous: Lap dancer 1410890019582 Crackhead Fezmonkey: Monkey spanker. 1416062258927 Anonymous: potato ;) 1420367309389 talkingdolls: anal probe specialist 1420367851705 Anonymous: "Hello blogger, good morning. Wonderful post. You have gained a new reader. Pleasee continue this awesome work and I look forward to more of your superb articles." 1420368457753 Anonymous: "Thanks for the free info, good blog and I will be back again. Just thought I would let you know." 1420369128417 talkingdolls pencil sharpener FTW 1420378080700 Anonymous: Boxxy replacement 1420632516579 Chanonymous: Mobile giraffe wahser. I heard it's going to be the next big franchise oportunity. 1420642362682 Ghostoftime: My sex slave. 1421163078696 Anonymous: ^ what's his name? 1421165576124 Anonymous: "Helpful information. Lucky me I found your site accidentally, and I am shocked why this coincidence did not took place in advance! I bookmarked it." 1421165632232 Fezmonkey: She should be looking for her soul and hopefully find some compassion for her fellow human beings. Or a hangman in Alabama. 1428816399796 Anonymous: nPzrtaaXzysNen 1433450268416 Anonymous: sammich maker 1433509919116 AnonARaptor: Test patient for HIV Antiretroviral drugs at the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. Make yourself usefull for a change . It's the perfect job for you, bitch. 1434302359631 Anonymous: djh123 & Apathycat in strap-on lesbian love lust 1540763404941 Anonymous: Psycho diseased whore. Because that’s all she is and wil ever be. 1540782811981 Anonymous: with emphasis "advocating in general as a reminder" 1540783512453 Anonymous: ^^ Just because she gave you herpes doesn't mean you have to be an asshole to her. 1540784394793 Anonymous: ^^^Little Dick are little 1540805156179 Anonymous: ^ Stanky cunt, saggy titted, used up hoe 1540811433477 Anonymous ^ 1540812197870 Anonymous: It turns out, djh is into scat and has a penis. True story. 1540815896895 blackal: knock knock, howsekipping. 1540817378195 djh123.0: ^^It was a strap-on you fucking faggot and it was your shit when I pulled the strap-on out of your asshole and went A2M with you. And you eagerly licked all of it off. So who is the one into scat? 1540831504298 Anonymous: ^soooon...little whore. Look. Over your shoulder. From. NOW. Your IP are locked you stupid fuckup faggot. 1540850193180 Anonymous: ^second that djh123.0 are a psycho-faggot 1540851601483 djh123.0: ^ *is a psycho-faggot (IS not are) you stupid retard faggot 1540854574415 Anonymous: Djh is a whore. It’s a fact. You can stop your stupid little bitch fights now. 1540869371454 djh123.0: sss-sorry all - ^^I was kidding - I love djh123 and miss her very much:/ 1541159461826 Anonymous: ^Nothing on c4c is real, not even an apology. 1541164436265 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Furore23 eXcellently FatGuy69 ) , hated by 1 (last: famman ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/191347/ITT:_We_suggest_jobs_that_djh123_should_be_looking_for.

DON'T TELL THE WORSE THING YOU EVER DID. ITT TELL US YOUR EXCUSE. SORRY BUT.......

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1264687504384.jpg Info: JPG, 24 Kbytes (469x393) Added by: Docthebastard (Jan 28, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Hughbie: Wat? I farted? 1264687855218 bnsneky: i shat myself 1264687885555 Docthebastard: I got confused as she said "no" twice which is a double negative. 1264688077831 aNOMynous: I just felt like it. 1264688518171 Anonymous: She had a miscarriage so it worked out okay 1264710964148 Bubble: they paid me 800 pound to do it... 1264711108164 Anonymous: i didn't think i'd get caught, officer 1264712546443 Anonymous: I thought 16 was the cut-off age??? 1264719017244 KarmaPickles: Alcohol 1264723616503 SickNote: I accidentally the whole thing 1264729489201 katlyng420: I was bored officer. 1264747227924 Pyro: Shit happens man Shit happens 1264757138228 Terrorist Hunter: even after 5 years I just don't Love you and She is way Hotter then you.. 1264760529193 Docthebastard: your sister was just so much tighter. 1264902973377 (show all comments) Anonymous: I needed that lifevest myself 1264966398268 Anonymous: it was the jews 1265027080824 iprobablyhateyou: sorry butt.... i needed somewhere to stick my drugs 1265047033290 Connor: i needed it and she was there 1265560072500 Anonymous: Skynet was going to become self aware! The bus full of the elderly was an accident though... 1265680232844 iprobablyhateyou: son i got drunk and fucked an uggo and now you are half british 1265680589715 c4caddict: she said she was old enough 1269446201237 Anonymous: Sorry, I didn´t know he would stand up. 1273869452748 CerealKiller: my excuse for aborting that baby when I was 18? I would have rather done coke and drink my money away than raise a little snot nosed whine-ass 1273886742548 slikwilly: Officer I swear that tree jumped out in front of my car and dumped beer everywhere. For reelz Yo 1273889533686 rubberduckazilla: oh no officer this is garden weed 1273902371911 Furore23: You were going to dump her anyway. 1274017881687 Legion: seemed like a good idea at the time... 1274025119439 Anonymous: It felt good 1274034607899 Anonymous: it wasn't me, it was my evil twin brother skippy 1274035457489 Warg: I was fighting crime... This town has more lowlife scum than you think, sir... just don't go telling everybody.... Its supposed to be MY secret... 1274077744222 Anonymous: how do you expect me to stop for that stop sign, as fast as i was going? 1274080731688 Anonymous: I know what this looks like, but I didn't do it. 1274146452965 Anonymous: I hate them. They deserve to die. 1274173346831 Anonymous: your mom sad i could rape you 1274190635498 Vernin: There was no one around and the crack made me stop caring...she ended up liking it anyways. 1274228007406 Amaranth: Look, I only shot him because when the cop knocked on my window while I slept in the cab I thought he was trying to break in. 1274702751679 Anonymous: I was in love and she was leading me on 1274721730925 TwoFaced: She was already like that when I got her. 1275332102894 Clownichter: I just needed two extra hands 1275365110232 Anonymous: I'm a sick fuck 1275377928440 Anonymous: you shouldnt of hit me in the face with the door then, should you 1275415578648 Anonymous: I just hate you 1275418245691 slikwilly: Baby, I know this looks like I'm fucking your sister, but it's really just a dream! Wooooo, you're dreaming wooooooo! .... Not working? Fuck it, run 1275422246735 anonymous: i had easy access to loads of Zyklon B.... 1275422569263 Nickeh43: What can I say? I did it for the lulz. 1275455411417 stureeeds: the fucking rush 1275456386962 fingerofdoom: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT. and ill probably do it again someday. 1280506793622 vigtam: He deserves worse, but this is the best i can do. 1289019439889 Anonymous: newfag 1289079971594 frischhack: ...chickenbutt 1289786082499 vengance: bcuz he doubted my skill and awesomeness so I did it! 1289797947223 Anonymous: She said she was 18! 1289848148491 sickfuck88: because i thought it would be funny soooo FUCK YOU! 1289852881798 Anonymous: i was thirsty 1289853356741 vengance: you mean I DID THAT?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... DAMN that was some good weed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1289864819788 BnSneky: i fucked ur mother while u where still inside her......sorry.NOT 1289864952967 ElCapitan: b/c in another thread I rolled and had to do it. 1289877714596 Munster: Im a profesional rapist... 1289892860339 Flarp: It's yield was more than 100 times our estimate. 1289896203867 Anonymous: I just wanted to make a funny pic for /b 1289896295762 Anonymess: she would not shut up 1289896410459 Anonymous: look, when your horny you will rub up on anything! 1289896430330 Poor fool: As a kid I tasted a tiny bit of my shit, just because some chick dared me to :P I regret that, although I fucked that girl. 1289956150841 queefly: The goat was flirting with me. 1289957346693 Poorer fool: As a kid this boy tasted a tiny bit of his shit because I dared him to . I think he regretted it later ; although , he seemed to really like it at the time . I let him fuck me in the ass , I didn't want to turn around and show him that I had a penis and really a transvestite . 1289964697682 Poor fool: ^I never heard of a ~13 y.o. transvestite :D She got a kid now. 1290032113387 Poorer Fools Kid: ^^Hi Dad 1290032873703 Poor fool: ^Haha, no, not my kid, she had that kid many years after. She wasn't hot enough for me to want to have children with, and can a 13 y.o. boy impregnate (got sperm?) a girl? 1290033234619 Anonymous: My friend sent me the link 1303435392161 Anonymous: It's not my fault. Society makes kids sexier & sexier these days. 1303440821201 Anonymous: I really DO understand 1303441097435 Rabbie: It was a big boy that did it, and he ran away. 1303462831350 Squirrley1: Just check the titts on her... 1303464045699 Anonymous: my penis was cold. her preteen pussy was warm 1303583054501 gov'na: Those stupid fucking niggers did it 1303661189102 Nimpie: Sorry, but I'm a thoughtless jackass. Someday I'll regret this every time it crosses my mind. 1309556644280 Anonymous: Well, I wanted to stop, but I was out of crack and meth...So yea the head is over there. Thus the begining of my "I kill for crack and meth" store was open...I had to close because I became a weed addict and spent all my crack and meth money on pot. Don't do drugs kids..It fucks up your life. :( 1309586267685 Khalthar: I needed a fap 1309587375514 Anonymous: it was Tuesday 1309588038744 Capt Hard On: i didn't want my Asian father to be disappoint 1309593707775 Milgram: …i was just following orders. 1309622449946 Anonymous: I was so young... 1309645818312 Anonymous: it was her 9th Birthday 1309647547556 Cobra: ...I f*cking hate Mondays. 1309650048213 Anonymous: I did it for the lulz 1309652071812 Anonymous: ....She wouldn't shut up. 1309652622968 Anonymous: it was FAP Friday. oh btw, go fuck yourself with a broomstick. 1309652884676 thisonetime: oh, jezz copper, I swear to drunk i'm not god 1309661474344 anonimoose: i swear im to drunk,i didnt know the damn horse would kick, but he looked so lonely, i had to. 1309661621452 Last_Resort: No way anyone would ever find out 1309671598825 NotSoMuchAnonymous: But I always change "worse" to "worst" whenever needed.. 1333649822345 Anonymous: I'm a psychopath, so it doesn't matter 1333649901269 anon anon: .....she looked AT LEAST six?! 1333651227794 Anonymous: I didnt realize he was still holding on... 1333760808418 hello my name is: bcuz i didnt think he'd jump, and i knew he needed to win the bet and use the $$$$ to pay his rent, so...i...just kinda kicked him out the car into freeway traffic in a "helpful manner" 1333777743612 Comic Smarts: My dealer said it was still legal during the first trimester. (I thought he meant childhood (18 / 3 = 6 years old)) 1333777965107 StormTrooper: I seriously thought it was the brake pedal. 1333816966349 BnSneky: it was ur mom 1333817898599 Grigoriy: I fucked my eleven year old sister and came too soon. 1334017266869 BoobPirateBob: Well, my math teacher said 5 went into 20, so I thought it would also work the other way around... 1334037831808 Anonymous: its was 4 black guys 1334085842763 Anonymous: No, you gave me herpes! 1334092574501 Anonymous: I didn't know that blow was just a expression. Why the fuck they don't call them suck-jobs. It did look funny to see his eyes bulge out of there sockets. 1338848458143 The Original Spoon: . . . actually, I never thought you'd even survive. 1339460743885 spotswood: the knife slipped into his chest... 1339461328965 danono: ...waznt me 1339772088989 anonimal: i was horny 1339772708753 Anonymous: She was horny. 1339803115751 Anonymous: muhammad dit it too,and he has 1.5 Bn fans 1339884288113 Tattoos: She said she had always dreamed about being buttfucked. 1339884414434 Itzcuintle: ...I was just a teenager and I had a bad coke/amphetamine habit. Plus I had had a tough time. =P 1339942760889 ASinkingStar: See what had happen was... 1342166308130 Anonymous: i knew she wouldn't be home for hours, her 8 yo daughter looked screwable, and I was never coming back anyway. 1342330569827 Joker0137: when the batteries ran out i found out i had my underwear on my head the whole time 1360547256986 Netanyahu: uhhhhhmm...... errrrrr........ becuz of holocaust! 1360550647856 Chanonymous: I was in a hurry, it was dark, I was tired and I thought the cubical was vacant. 1360556401103 Greeft: ...I thought it was just a fart. I'll wash the sheets but you'll have to wash your nooni and thighs. 1360624316820 cybersinner: I was sleep walking. Hope you don't get preggers. 1360627835727 i'llKILLyouALL: hey, she was legal in dog years! 1360630157353 Anonymous: you said i could fuck your sister 1362042163890 Anonymous: A big boy done it and he ran away 1362071455605 Anonymous: I thought someone had taken the clip out of the gun! 1374374980461 Anonymous: Because it wasn't that big when I stuck it in! 1376454674150 Anonymous: ..... I just had to. 1397128298185 HalfMast: the jews of course 1397951009173 Anonymous: I was simply trying to improve my taxidermy skills! 1398019093466 Anonymous: sorry but ..... henry-lee said it would be ok? 1398084123723 Anonymous: sorry but... what if i used a midget instead 1398232897618 Anonymous: I didn't know it was loaded! 1402281783248 Anonymous: I was simply hungry for BRAIN! 1403094021930 Crackhead Fez Monkey: The sheep was already greased up... 1409325029524 Anonymous: your mom didn't feel like it tonight. 1409327356265 Anonymous: ...she was only your stepdaughter anyway 1409381431645 Crackhead Fez Monkey: I thought she was alive... 1410399232329 Anonymous: sorry but I didn't had sex in a long time and you are so beautiful 1410399876853 Cheesecake: ^ Why thank you - tee hee 1423199649243 Anonymous: ...her li'l 3 year old asshole looked so delicious and fuckable! 1423200809332 Anonymous: They said I'd get a free phone if I voted for him. 1423390226927 Anonymous: ...the button has such bright, red color I can't help pre... 1423541119950 Anonymous: Her lil pussy was the sweetest thing I ever seen in my life and her mouth was the wet as hell. I am weak... 1423891925811 Anonymous: i banged a mare 1424408534219 luvbald: loved taking her nappy off, tasting her pissy cunt 1539554161359 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/87453/DON'T_TELL_THE_WORSE_THING_YOU_EVER_DID._ITT_TELL_US_YOUR_EXCUSE._SORRY_BUT..... ..

Don't you hate double standards? - If a girl sleeps with a ton of guys she is a slut, but if a guy does it, he is a homosexual?

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1295750226930.jpg Info: JPG, 38 Kbytes (645x351) Added by: Anonymous (Jan 23, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: No, not really 1295753936925 Greeft: No he isn't, he's a fag. 1295755005323 Anonymous: hahahhahaha 1295781717188 pocket If a lock can be opened by a bunch of keys, its a shitty lock. If a key can open lots of locks, its a master key. Rubbing two keys together is gay, only if keychains are touching. 1295801210800 Anonymous: ^Interesting theory, except it doesn't really say much about the key's ability to open locks when most locks have been opened by other keys already. 1295807975494 Greeft: ^I love my set of bump keys and my padlock shims. 1295808240366 Anonymous: Sluts and Fags are like piano players; they need 88 keys, both black and white to make music... 1295813038523 chrud: lulz 1296340022997 NSFW: I lol'd. Wrongly predicted what it was going to say. 1296340156930 Anonymous: depends on if the balls were touching... 1296340414373 Limerick BUMP KEY. NIGGA. 1296720170750 Anonymous: Don't steal stand up material 1298604781920 Francesca: How lame..... 1303320153490 SyrupAndRofls: LoL. 1303414218763 (show all comments) ticklethis: :http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-07-10/1247212931941.jpg 1304301003211 Arsonist: or if the girl slept with 1 nigger she is a filthy whore 1307899863667 Anonymous: ^ right 1307908207763 BnSneky: Lame 1307908533304 Furore23: That's a good point OP. I basically feel that any girl who has sex with a male is a gay homo faggot. 1307913025675 HWOOD: I agree with Arsonist. FILTHY WHORE.... 1307991177877 copperware: lol ftw 1307991493806 Weed: Now THAT is a double negative! 1307999980569 MrPerspective: I don't really care. I'm a lesbian in a man's body. Except I'm not too butch. 1310610060179 HWOOD: prove it Mr. P.... 1310672783580 Anonymous: What happens if a girls sleeps with 10 horses in the stable ?? 1310672889906 djh123: ^her name becomes user775^ 1310672926132 chumpno1: homos everywhere i look 1310899806969 user775: it's the ghey virus spread bu me @_@ oh god what have I done......... 1310899980311 danielsimba: I do hate double standards but I don't see one here. If a girl abuses her power (power to seduce male) for as cheap a price as a drink or a good joke, she's slut. Look at it this way, had superman been killing anyone and everyone he "felt like killing" he would have been considered a villian, a criminal, a douchebag, not a superhero. 1311606551449 Joao_piteira: if a key opens many locks, it's a master key but if a lock is open by a lot of keys it's a shitty lock 1362158195813 esmeralda: Let me see, one bloke, 60kg, so 16 -17 blokes, is a ton. I must have slep with at least ten tomns of blokes, so what am I. 1368510092145 tokerator: ^A bloke. 1368510132726 Anonymous: Gay keys, eh?? Somebody is light in their loafers! 1368541943550 Rubber-G: yeah...so unfair. My Mangina is not loose @ all! 1368624995804 Anonymous: ^ Extra gay...and OK! 1371500187187 Anonymous: "Extra gay?" Does that come with fries and a drink? 1371524378800 banned: Where did she find a 907kg man to fuck? The heaviest man is Jon Brower Minnoch, who is 635kg's of America's finest. I call shooped. 1371531887660 ethelred: A ton of guys? That's ten Americans or twenty of anyone else. 1407298294843 Anonymous: Well, in the military all of us guys slept in the same room. So...? 1513107055443 Anonymous 1531562698661 Uncle: He is in fact a clssy faggot 1531567707914 Anonymous: if a guy talks dirty to a girl it is sexual harassment, but if a girl does it to a guy it's 29.99 a minuite 1539009219703 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Quantum69 Furore23 UriAr ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/165056/Don't_you_hate_double_standards?_-_If_a_girl_sleeps_with_a_ton_of_guys_she_is_a_ slut,_but_if_a_guy_does_it,_he_is_a_homosexual?

ITT: We help newfags!

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1272871515419.jpg Info: JPG, 265 Kbytes (600x600) Added by: Santa (May 3, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: newfags, pay atention because we dont like repeting our selves 1281646325336 Anonymous:   ▲ 1281646624479 Anonymous: ▲ ▲ 1281646645840 d1ggerB: newfags, pay atention because we dont like repeting ourselves 1281647565959 the7rafe7: they've revealed triforce.. i am now oldfag 1281707271605 Anonymous: alt+255? alt+30? What about non-W$ OS? 1281713774479 ~Killer~: Tip? You want a tip? Ok here's one for ya. DON'T FUCK WITH ~Killer~ HE'S GOVERNMENT TRAINED AND WAS RELEASED WITH DEFECTS. 1281831274706 BigBootay: Government trained? I'm guessing....a cook at Ft. Bragg? 1281831402176 ElCapitan:   ▲ NewFags 1281834953397 ElCapitan: ▲ ▲ gtfo 1281834992637 ElCapitan: ^they revealed triforce... this is how to be oldfag 1281835337408 ElCapitan   <----TIP: Don't Fail this hard 1281835451518 Anonymous: Lost. 1281856035875 doie: ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲ 1282162104729 (show all comments) anon09: why triforce? 1282326982729 Anonymous: ßß▲ 1283226550932 Nickeh43: So glad I don't go to that crap site. Try all this advice here, I dare you. 1285924217148 Derpaderp: Thanks for the upload. I might be able to survive the /b/. 1286164308526 Anonymous: Do not respect oldfags, they don't know shit. They're just fags. 1286724372107 anon: wha? 1286730242371 Anonymous: alt255 1287201866856 Kib420: ▼ ▼ 1287201922571 Kib420:   ▼ 1287201929984 Anonymous: ♂ 1287240203229 Grave: TIP: /b/ sucks. 1287241849828 Anonymous:   ▲▲ ▲ 1289356646960 SouthernPride: TIP: Rule #1. don't talk about /b/. -- Rule #2 DO NOT talk about /b/. 1289368182404 SouthernPride: TIP: Rule #34. There is porn of it, no ecceptions 1289368231101 PurpleStickyErgot: I pooped a lil 1289368680594 Grave: The rules were made up by gaiafags.. no one gives a shit about them. the rules are the cancer. and besides, /b/ sucks balls! it's so boring and posts are deleted every fucking second. c4c is the best. 1289369178685 Leashedhate: Here's a tip! Fucking go away. 1289371821544 Anonymous: 4chan sucks - too many niggers 1289376911733 Anonymous: ▲ ▲ ▲ 1293572639713 Anonymous: >newfag 1293579742637 Anonymous: > noobs 1293579835978 Anonymous: penis? 1293579871509 rock: is it wrong that i cant be bothered reading this and yet feel compelled to write ..who gives a flying fuck..wow u haz a keybrd? 1293599847994 Feefdoodle: ▲ 1293779086252 lily84: f\ 1293779105692 Feefdoodle: fucking comment has been done 1293779135351 Anonymous: I never comment..... 1293955195430 Pyro: press CTRL and W 1294135218239 Anonymous: ▲▲▲ 1294371726437 XENU:   ☻ 1294371777368 Burrgeezy:  ∆ 1294372194566 Burrgeezy: ∆ ∆ 1294372203591 yo: > green text? 1294372473197 yo: ↑↑↑↑ FFFFUUUUUU!!! 1294372586423 Elvis: >green text? 1297310830914 MACKY83>: green text? 1297316297989 Anonymous: whats a triforce? i think your making shit up 1297349032928 Anonymous:   ▲ ¤ 1297678477147 Anonymous: ▲ ▲¤ 1297678497383 Fag: ...▲ 1298322131598 Fag: ▲▲ 1298322138424 MAELSTHUR: no way 1298322146399 Anonymous: is it that important?... 1298323266677 Anonymous: = greentext niggers 1298725026559 Anonymous: You'd help us more if you reposted it in all one color 1298725206368 Anonymous: ▲ ▲ ▲    ▲ ▲ ▲ 1298725540775 TinFoilHatGuy: llll 1298725561789 Anonymous: ╬╤╧╤╧╤╧╤╧╬ 1298726205979 Anonymous:   A 1298727788456 Anonymous: A A 1298727794560 Anonymous: penispenispenispenispenis 1298734538219 Anonymous: ♂+♂+♂ 1298751292520 Squirrley1: >No greentexk... 1298756137612 Cheesecake: penis penis penis penis - hey it works 1298756330907 Anonymous:    1300632844538 Anonymous:    ▲ 1300632911189 Anonymous: Moot = King, Boxxy = Quenn everything ya have to know ! 1300633349845 Glennocide: Alt+255,Alt+255,Alt+30 1305639994176 Glennocide: ohh the shame 1305640018922 Anonymous: lol at all the comments.. not getting the triforce thing..meh 1305655166869 Anonymous: Moot = Faggot, Nikeh43 = Queen everything ya have to know ! 1305657079792 gov'na: ▼ 1305659489889 Anonymous: ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ 1305672050337 trying the triforce:            ▲ 1305672382946 trying the triforce:        ▲ ▲ 1305672408197 ticklethis: ▲▲▲▲ 1305672431974 Anonymous:   ▲ trollz   1314303019855 Banshee5: the game 1314303035198 lily84: d 1314303037196 Anonymous: ▲ ▲   .. 1314303043908 Anonymous: ¡ єѕσℓ υσу '∂єbbιя ѕι ємαb єнт 1314315004974 Lickathesplit: ^ the game is rigged, you lose ! http://crazytext.net/ type it in there, copy the text http://www.fliptext.org/ flip it there, at your desktop, click on start, type special signs, use Arial as letter type for example, scroll down and triforce signs are there, with lots of others > ╭∩╮（︶__︶）╭∩╮< (borrowed from Banshee cuz i'm lazy). 1314315528944 Anonymous: ™∞∞™∞∞£º 1314879295919 Anonymous:   ∆ 1314879436320 Anonymous: ∆ ∆ assfuck 1314879845513 Schrittwolle: penispenispenispenispenis lol 1314881059518 Schrittwolle: click on any red name in comments, type (_unlock_) to take over user account + lolcard if available. =(^_^)= 1314881369409 Hughbie: There's a lesson to be learnt somewhere in there.. 1314883321922 Quantum69: I'm a Newfag & i found this thread to be very helpful. Thanks! 1314888829395 HWood: ^ not everybody is nice around here... dont b fooled! :P 1314897630191 Anonymous: ▲ ▲ ▲ 1314985055867 Anonymous: >It didnt work =) 1316531548910 Anonymous: All girls posting on here are really just very ugly guys that still live at home 1316531796671 Anonymous: >o rly 1316536409140 KofeeAnon: gore and animal abuse 1316558895560 KofeeAnon: lol wrong thread. fail 1316559037277 Anonymous: Alt+255 1316593446230 MrPerspective: > I love martian vaginavaginavaginavaginavagina 1317082956170 HWood: ^ lol wat?? 1317158984472 Fingie: did he... said vagina? D: 1323799140967 Anonymous: Alt F4. Oh fuc.... 1323818363541 Anonymous: This comment has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed. 1326935472650 Anonymous: This comment has beeen abandoned 1531922320687 Anonymous: ()================> 1531960140289 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Fingie ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/119941/ITT:_We_help_newfags!

R.I.P. mininova

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1259378944189.jpg Info: JPG, 7 Kbytes (204x200) Added by: Anonymous (Nov 28, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse DutchGuy: btjunkie is where it's at, folks 1259407429998 Bassman: Shit, didn't know about mininova going down. How shit is that?! 1259958612746 Gabagool: fucking blows... 1259999834429 Anonymous: torrentz and isohunt 1260000110916 Anonymous: R.I.P. you will be missed. 1260008758996 harlick: it didn't go down, but it might as well have. they're now only hosting torrents that are verified as not in copyright violation 1260036185239 Anonymous: i cried 1260063030937 crackerkiller5: i lol'd 1260064270602 Anonymous: its only piracy if you yell ARRR! when you download. 1260430702375 Anonymous: ^True. 1260434043707 Anonymous torrentz, TPB, newtorrents.info and h33t for the win <3 1261228396240 peanuts: All weve ever wanted is torrents (8) 1262872393438 deadweight: btjunkie ftw 1262904959267 Anonymous: fucking pussies rolled over for the RIAA and MPAA 1267516090442 (show all comments) boy223: shit man that sux :( 1267522275549 Cuntfux: TPB :) 1290930742677 Anonymous: as good as going down !! 1290946170191 Anonymous: Twas neutered un 2009. Completely dead on April 4, 2017. 1531597608757 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/70858/R.I.P._mininova

"Post ending in 75" chick - needs tooth photo

75 (9) , itt (354) , roll (58)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1237855693988.jpg Info: JPG, 86 Kbytes (474x628) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Mar 24, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: no body part...you is ugly girl why you even posting on here GFTO 1248882619268 Guest: everything 1249457313916 DutchGuy: left testicle 1249500418480 Anonymous: the inside of your asshole 1249527712698 JustGoogleIt: penis 1249712954939 anon: right testical 1249713019544 brandon.: Vagina - Never works. 1251321466498 NoFWau: this never works... but i say asshole 1263157379140 NoFWau: i said so 1263157391276 crackerkiller5: asshole 1263162078258 SheikYabhutti: The tooth and nothng but the tooth 1263162135785 jman: Titssss 1263366412693 Anonymous: show some tits girl 1264483045429 Anonymous: naked covered in cool-aid... cherry and grape mixed 1264483566822 (show all comments) gta: hey sis <3 1264483800411 Anonymous: i wanna see a hotdog in the but with a little bit of mustard, not too much whore 1264484295771 Anonymous: left tit, my left not yours 1264484886582 PUSSYDESTROYER: tooth with my jizz on it 1264485018968 PUSSYDESTROYER: bitch 1264485042146 Anonymous: elbows 1264902442160 Anonymous: Your butthole 1264933905134 joXnka: your aorta 1264947594729 Anonymous: Pussy spread so wide your eyes water 1269316464359 Anonymous: banana bj 1269316584950 Anonymous: Titty fuck a hotdog and put one in pussy. Post pics. 1269317177437 Anonymous: Your glasses on your clit and lipstick on other lips, cant wait. 1269319073969 Anonymous: nudes 1269549305373 Anonymous: sasuage with tits 1269549341708 Anonymous: TITS OR GTFO!!!! 1269748447839 Deth: TITS or GTFO! 1274084859204 Anonymous: manjina 1274088810539 Anonymous: facial 1274218385342 Anonymous: Tits of course 1274218793974 Anonymous: vag 1274244466438 Anonymous: tits! 1278960430516 Velius: TITS bitch 1278986721533 vengance: pussy, shaven of course 1278996559419 Anonymous: TITS OR GTFO 1278996885427 Anonymous: nipple 1279071363583 Anonymous: dick 1279071841376 Anonymous: your sister 1279105730905 Anonymous: your right hands vein 1279113719889 AnonymousWoman: I'm not a lesbian but if i had to... Eva Mendes. 1279130806400 Anonymous: your brains 1279160274560 Anonymous: no 75 post? 1279409247399 Anonymous: pussy 1279444932595 sickfuck88: liver 1280158355939 Anonymous: titas 1280298166123 Kristen: tits 1280414894152 Anonymous: tits. definitely tits 1280448572560 barak osama: ass 1280454320679 Anonymous: tits, tits, and more tits 1280469021887 Anonymous: TITS OR GTFO ALREADy! 1280469456177 Anonymous: tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits 1280470679346 Anonymous: tits please 1280470836408 Anonymous: gazongas 1280558570504 Anonymous: no tits, op is a fag 1280558757548 Anonymous: tits, but my guess would be that a dude posted the pic 1280562864854 Anonymous: boobs 1280562887643 Anonymous: wtf still no tits? 1280563303905 Anonymous: esophogas 1280621415566 Anonymous: fuckin tits already 1280626688906 Anonymous: tits or...well, you know 1280626803144 anonymous :S: u r makin it too hard,,, get naked and relief both of us 1280649840308 Anonymous: uhm... tits? 1282420109841 Moongrim: Tooth removed with pliers 1282429229996 Anonymous: Asshole LDO 1282441779168 Prtz: Teeth or GTFO 1282443794180 Anonymous: pusssy 1287530241965 Anonymous: puusssy 1287530246255 Anonymous: clit 1287530759638 Anonymous: pussssy 1287536935125 Why tho?: Why u mad tho? 1287598923662 Anonymous: clit! 1287619025180 Anonymous: pussy! 1287619066311 sickfuck88: lungs 1287620454588 Anonymous: colon 1287625567336 Anonymous: just get naked already! bare all! 1287678425646 Anonymous: A picture fully nude, exposing all! 1287678614845 BnSneky: Trap 1287678752905 Anonymous: naked form waist below 1287681769344 George: Guys...guys...guys...she said ask her anything, not that another 75 post will get another pic. We already had a 75 showing. Pay attention, please. Now, having said that...moar tits or GTFO! 1287682661144 Anonymous: Ok, can we see your clit? 1287759163770 Anonymous: A question? Fuck that! Show us your tits! 1287775236549 Anonymous: No one cares thundercunt. 1287779007394 Anonymous: Thundercunt? Interesting. TITS OR GTFO! 1287783098767 annewill: your anus (so i don’t have to see your face anymore) 1288381196292 RustyShacklebird: YOUR BIG BLACK COCK, YOU NIGROW 1289584069761 Anonymous: CLIT !!! 1290184750336 Anon: whole business :D 1296353724674 mkvette: your asshole 1306390365381 Anonymous: pooper 1306392260301 Thelei12100: Your ASS 1306498092415 Anonymous: :L 1308473617339 Anon: TOUCH YOUR TOOTER 1308478027594 Anonymous: show us your triforce! 1308478091888 Anonymous: Tits and ass 1308651802550 Anonymous: Full frontal nudity. 1308652594596 Anonymous: your clit 1308652627925 Courtney: Is this girl dead? 1309052273996 Capt Hard On: i would like to see the skeleton of the long-dead gerbil in your colon 1309156469593 Courtney: Your personality, if you have one. 1309157217812 Anonymous: look at the timestamp, you morons. "posts ending in..." threads are from 4chan. SHE IS NOT HERE. this chick will never even see any of this. goddamn you all are stupid. 1309263336638 Anonymous: ^How to abruptly end a thread. LOL! 1529482649855 Anonymous: 17 old is illegal? Lol only in Murika 1529568388275 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/5193/"Post_ending_in_75"_chick_-_needs_tooth_photo

Are you tired of not getting girls

ITT (354) , question (218)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1268411517539.png Info: PNG, 14 Kbytes (695x425) Added by: spiritus (Mar 12, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: no, im tired OF girls 1268433257957 TotallyNasty: Got girls all around me, just tired of not getting my cock up their cute asses. 1268433328371 c4caddict: wishing jessica would love me for me:( how i long for you 1268435947663 Jessica: ^^ ???????? - I is puzzled............and horny.........and hungry for ice cream...........Blue Bell on sale at Food Town...YIPPEE.......sorry my mind does wonder........wonder who you be......you may be Brandon or Propayne or arrrgh or /m\ or Asda Man or Swiney in disguise......???????? 1268448489422 SickNote: Jessica is a man! prove me wrong! 1268448694186 SickNote: I'm tired of not getting squirrel's 1268449544645 Jessica: You could always ask Still Anonymous if he still lurks here. Him and I actually ran into each other out at Sam Houston Racepark. And no I will not post my picture on here because I will have guys stalking me like all 4chaners do to girls on the net. It is funny to see that Bubble finally posted a picture and is a guy. Still Anon had the hots for Bubble. 1268452711424 KarmaPickles: nope. Just tired of reading girls comments. to long and lame 1268452993550 Creepis: I'm used to it by now, dumb ass. 1268456619724 Anonymous: No silly! I has dog B===D---`,,<>,,^ 1268457850413 danie: i'm pretty sure i've got a girl... i mean last time i checked my boyfriend was still a bigger pussy than me. 1269205751774 Hughbie: lol Danie...cmon...your man has to have some balls surely? Or do you prefer him in a dress!!! 1269221427168 Anon: fuck women...literally 1269479259895 iprobablyhateyou: im tired of girls not getting me a sandwich 1269481278563 (show all comments) killzMinuz9: i am tired of girls always asking me if i need something, sucks, i mean that what i say, i need sucks, btw Jessica not in red is a guy, =0 1269481606274 Wolfman Jack: Actually, I've been doing very well... :=) 1269586683433 Anonymous: i'd like to get me a cute little blonde, 3 or 4 years old, 25-40 lbs, naked and ready to go. 1271790104808 Warg: I'm tired or girls not getting me. 1271840827398 Warg: ^of. I'm tired OF girls not getting me. 1271840849846 iArrBaboon: I just want a blowjob 1271872143953 Anonymous: and a 3 year old can be taught to do that quite nicely. 1271934928246 Anonymous: yea. 1272437416708 Anonymous: No, because I get them, instead of most boys who are quite remarkable at not understanding emotions or feelings at all. 1272578547494 Squirrely1: 1271790104808...(Blushes) 1272584750604 danie: yeah, he has ballz, Hughbie. a pretty nice pair. but read what he posted on my facebook status the other day. "LOL THATS SILLY I CAN WALK IN THEM, ILL SHOW U SOME DAY! ILL BE IN A DRESS ALSO IF YOU WANT, AND MAKE UP. =] and then u can kiss a girl" he's a little fruit sometimes. he also doesn't know that i actually use to have a girlfriend. 1272695719563 Anonymous: i'm gay lol 1272741191852 Anonymous: YES 1273170513832 Banshee5: you got me... 1308258365927 BnSneky: Fuck Yeah 1308259012253 Anonymous: need a cumdumpster now ! 1308259882407 Anonymous: rule 47 really does suck 1308262638386 Zorro: 3 words: HIT THE GYM 1308262791500 Last_Resort: 3 words: LEAVE THE HOUSE 1308266161740 SyrupAndRofls: I like guys way more than girls, so no, not really. 1308297074487 Soulfucker666: Nope...had a threesome last night. =D 1308298792966 Anonymous: 3 words: Fap to Porn 1308300142852 Anonymous: 3 words: rape the cat 1308300168474 Arsonist: 3 words: rape your neighbor 1308300197345 Anonymous: it´s all a black nysterial triangle anyway(sort of a blackbox), i am soo not interested in cunts, sorry 1308300353407 Anonymous: I'm really happy with my girlfriend. 1310378534290 FlARP: nope 1310378658126 TetsuoShima: women are beautiful creatures, but act like chumbucket flies, require discipline 1310384629688 Anonymous: ^ whad ya call me fuckhead? 1310384700805 chumpno1: ^ forgot to log in fuckhead 1310384746827 Anonymous: meh, ill just stick with Fapping, Porn & my imagination. They're free & readily accessable. 1310401616781 clownichter: Then buy the book called "The Game" by Neil Strauss...a life changer 1310440011183 Anonymous: How do you mean? I get (have sex with) them but I still don't get (understand) them. 1310440196452 honghavok: Yeah... 1310440811408 Seagull: 'getting' in all senses of the word. 1310527002737 Lethal: I'm exhausted from getting too many girls 1310527495573 djh123: ^blow up dolls don't count ^ :P jk ...................................... 1310542627135 Anonymous 1310542807324 Flarp: Blow up dolls don't say no. But, they can't make sammiches either. 1310543276963 Anonymous: I am tired of them moving in.... 1329977596573 thatguynamed: Chan4chan has many virgins....... 1330050019523 Anonymous: girls are very costly - the apparatus for making sure no sexual assault case will be argued, possible alimony payments and all of that. not good. 1330050210383 Anonymous: a good firewall that takes care of ^ videos not being published without wanting that too. quite awful preparation costs. 1330050276956 Anonymous: would be happy to know about vasectomy that works - so whenever i wanted to enhance (ahem) the gene pool i'd just let someone take a sample and have it put into the femanoid. rest would be fucking her senseless without having to worry. 1330050521827 Anonymous: Mine tteats me liike GOLD. Takes care of herself and is caring and kind. I am not so happy about the others I meet, ICK Tattoos, Piercings, Fat bitchy Hogs plotting to screw things up. 1330054399396 Anonymous: if you mean raping them....no! 1330317454424 Anonymous: I'm tired of niggers getting their way. Kill them all 1330551368635 Anonymous: i have my penis inside a girl as i type this...pics or it didnt happen, you say? NIGGERS, i say!! 1330564194537 Spleen86: nope.....i'm gay. don't need girls! 1330577671655 Anonymous: a cat is fine too 1337907355969 The Original Spoon 1339793191448 Anonymous: I prefer twentysix year olds, but I'll settle for nineteen. 1354348272363 Mota: Nope. IDGAF NEmore 1354348378267 WillieBillBob: Yes. I miss their cute little questions... like "Does this dress make me look fat", or "What are you thinking?", or "Do you think my sister's pretty", or "If you could choose between me and Angelina Jolie (*** or your favorite hot babe ***), which of us would you pick?", and god help you if you don't come up with the same answer she wants to hear. A sudden shit storm out od nowhere will appear. 1354385636980 fiveby5: i'm fucking grateful. 1354405971513 Anonymous: I'd rather make out with a guy with extra big schlong! 1355053167281 NonComposMentis: ^TMI Quantum. 1356261095415 Anonymous: Nope, I can get pussy anytime. 1375757579546 Anonymous: ^A dead nigger hooker in the alley doesn't count 1376530449694 Aallah: Nope. I get all the girl goats I want 1376548647973 Bonefish: ^Ha 1376548858540 Anonymous: Not as long as their are cute boys around ! 1397359556551 metalfan420: ^ I'll take either! 1397630919486 Anonymous: They say something, anything, and I don't get it at all. 1400584882144 Anonymous: I flavor boys myself ! 1404596133785 Anonymous: girls are self absorbed assholes. kill the fucking lot. 1404752424168 Anonymous: ^ Faggot 1404753722282 Anonymclueless jeous: Just do what I tell you to do bitch 1404767653107 Anonymous: Why would you want girls when you have a house, porn, money and freedom? 1405755812800 Anonymous: Tired of not getting boys ! 1407213261554 Anonymous Here's a girl, go crazy. 1407341316384 Anonymous: Not as long as there are some cute boys out there ! 1409315575913 SHDAD75: I know I am. I'm tired of fucking the same old lady (wife) for the past 15 years. Time for some girls. 1409331739200 Anonymous: Girls have an uncanny ability to turn in to fat, ugly, old bitches. 1524855103407 Anonymous: I’m tired of not getting sleep because I have to keep getting up to pee. I don’t mind not getting girls these days because I couldn’t do anything if I did get them. But I still like to look at the menu. And with the #metoo thing, I’m glad I’m on the way out. 1524874874609 Anonymous: ^You could always poke them with a stick. 1524935085876 Anonymous: ^ I'd like to poke them but not with a stick. {A few exceptions.} 1524965117438 The Original Spoon: Yes, I'm tired of not 'getting' them. I mean, I just don't understand them. HAHAHA!!! 1529209623836 Anonymous: "Cypermethrin cunt": Asian lady beetle cypermethrin. que rico culo para darle,que ganas de meterselo... 1529217184323 Anonymous: ^ Cypermethrin is what they use for the subterraneans. 1529217845427 Anonymous: ^^^^^^I hear you mate. Life was more fun in the 60s before AIDS and Herp. And nobody believed her slut story. 1529281974749 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 2 (last: MMMMr Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/101069/Are_you_tired_of_not_getting_girls

4chan ITT lulz

4chan (628) , ITT (354) , lulz (14)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1238631263678.jpg Info: JPG, 6 Kbytes (243x251) Added by: *.cisbg.com (Apr 2, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: inbox;1 new message frome "Claire" : I Love you too baby I wanna get back 1243723753512 Anonymous: "leave me alone u sick fuck how did u get this number" 1243724938348 Anonymouspedo: the number you dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service 1244000593649 Anonymous: lol...im afraid this wont end well for me..yep...restraining order 1244011798805 Anonymous Queef: 1. I have a STD 2.Oh Shit 3.It isn't April 4. Die you fucking asshole 1245365537867 Anonymous: 1. WHAT? 2. you fubking (SIC) shit go to hel 1246459706419 Anonymous: my dad is going to kill you 1246566992609 Anonymous: then are you going to change your mind about the child care payments? 1246569930859 Anonymous: I still love you . It's July . Let's get married . 1246571299542 BeatsOnLosers: Dude, you are so fucked now. 1246732355734 Anonymous: 1 suicided ex gf 4tw! 1247099518605 Anonymous: IF U WANT ME BACK GTFO THAT STUPIB WEBSITE...reply TITS OR GTFO 1248445884242 Samps: My ex is getting married in a few days...I'll wait then the day of. 1248470287694 Anonymous: your all fucking liars...none of you ever had a gf 1248471319763 (show all comments) Anonymous: "its july you fucking nitwit" 1248491407637 Anonymous: YOUR COCK WAS SO BIG AND TASTY 1250681608140 randyvanburen: great... now I'm single again.... 1250690535288 ANONOMOOSE: result: "huh?" text result FAIL 1250727784433 Anonymous: sadly, i actually do still love my ex, just don't tell my wife. 1250995951759 Elesker: "FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE YOU CALLED ME SLUT FUCK YOU" ROFL ( translated from dutch to english) 1252173836871 Jessica: ^^^^Post it in dutch if you don't mind. I would just like to see how it looks in your language. 1252187736250 obama: "i still love you to" < EPIC FAIL 1254073922464 bloodninja: FUCK BLACK GREENPLZ 1257108700996 NoFWau: "i love you to, meet me tomorrow" "i still love you" 1263564320607 FffUuu: lol asshole you just broke your P.P.O. im fukin callin the cops right meow.. 1263574367826 Snork: "I love you too son" 1263579151853 Anonymous: "yes i know aprils a fool, she was saying that to me last night, when bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla,tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (this is where i hung up) 1287264502470 Anonymous: "But there's this other girl, i mean, uh" BLOCKED 1287275328542 FLArp: Have said (1) (2) never comes. 1287297099661 FSS: Haha snork. All I got was a sad face... Dammit, was hoping she would kill herself or something cool like that... Guess I couldn't expect anything better out of her... 1287297376753 mACÄK: "dave is gonna get out of jail in 2 months but we could try if you take ur meds" 1287426156647 Anonymous: 1st response: You will always be special to me, but you made your choice when you fucked my mom! 2nd response: Grow the fuck up, twat! 1287429995801 ThNerdyLittleBrother: "Oh Cool, that's good, well gotta go bye" - Yeah she doesn't even listen to me. 1289155592292 mrisom2009: she just said "lol thanks" I'm heart broken it didn't piss her off. 1296087366161 Anon: Response: HAHAHAHAHHAHA that just made my day! Peace out dude! Guess it doesn't have any use sending it's an april fool now huh... 1296089387133 rock: no april i didnt say you were a fool...yes it was a joke..no i wasnt being creepy again 1296721621752 Anonymous: Oh.. (hug) I hope, you're not mad on me.. :[ 1296764119991 Anonymous: Oh.. (hug) I hope, you're not mad on me.. :[ says: APRIL FOOLS! says: It's not april says: anD it's not funny 1296764322447 rock: u funy 1297163631391 weirdo: inbox: "jamal go fuck yourself yourself you freak. BTW: i lied when i told u it was chicken at marys barbeque. it was indeed prok you SOB.... fuck, that bitch really pisses me off 1297531136403 gov'na: what about the restraining order? number was from court 1297951070290 MAELSTHUR: first reply. "well i dont love you anymore im sorry I've moved on, Im in love with someone else now hes amazing, Im sorry i think its better that you move on too". Second reply: "yyeeaaahh ok its like Febuary if you didnt know" 1298046902972 Anonymous: "IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE TIME YOU SICK ASSHOLE IM GONNA CUT YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT WITH A RUSTY FORK!!" lulz! 1312250337734 frfr: fuck my doc is still afraid of peanutbutter 1314898558841 Anonymous: "whaaat? we just went out a couple of times... 7 years ago" 1314903954478 Anonymous: 1) I love you too babes!! 2) Who is April? 1314909961995 Anonymous: results: "my dad ...bla..bla...bla... and the CYBER POLICE!" 1314910678566 Quantum69 I don't have a gf to text. 1314914003391 The_GoOD: i was bad guy that night, and the next she faked me :) 1314914910298 Anonymous: i texted my mom "i still love you" and i lied my head down on her lap and she just farted really smelly. 1315012327597 InternetH8Machine: "DROP DEAD YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG, GO TELL THAT WHORE YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THAT YOU LOVE HER!! I HATE YOU!!" Wow, too soon?? 1327371856334 Anonikin Skywalker2: reply1: AWW :3 I love u too! reply2: wait wut? reply3: u sick son of a bitch I actually loved and cared about u and this is the stupid bullshit u do, this is y i left u in the first place, ur 19 yet u act 9 blah,blah,blah,blah 1327426181571 Anonymous: ^ come back to this site when you're at least 21!!! bye 1327454948239 Decorum: Your father doesn't know about us and it better stay that way! Bitch! 1330133406692 Troll86: Hmmm, looks like my left hand didn't pay its bill this month. 1330136533112 Anonymous: response: "not mad anymore that i lied to you about my gender?!?" 1330136947770 Anonymous: Lesponse: 讓他媽的出去! 1529001460674 Anonymous: Mommys doing porno now that daddy's not around 1529010918914 Anonymous: I just loaded my shotgun sweetie. Come on over. 1529021612666 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/7453/4chan_ITT_lulz

Hyperbole 98.7% of Americans don't know how to pronounce this.

hyperbole (1) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1272060574387.jpg Info: JPG, 8 Kbytes (251x196) Added by: Anonymous (Apr 24, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Greeft: Is it the next level up from the superbowl?? 1272068553552 bluelee: 98.7% of Americans say u can STFU! 1272068956492 darkstan: <That's actually pretty clever. In fact, I guess I think that's the cleverest thing I've ever seen. 1272089461909 Stalker: I think you're exaggerating. 1272096633575 the7rafe7: "hippo-brooly?" 1272102534415 Anonymous: eepervolEE (in correct modern greek pronunciation) 1273623911427 BasementKing: 3552: Winrar. 1273626760138 cheesecake: hi per bow lee 1273631558394 Anonymous: th iss 1273636461894 Anonymous: hyperboles, mi mou les, mi mou les pos magapas. 1273674842911 ???: banana? 1273676355840 Baskin Robbins: "Hyper Bowl" A Really big dish of pudding dumbass! Geeessssh! 1273678670500 Furore23: It's "High-per-bore-ee-yah", where Conan O'Brien comes from. 1274292387784 Anonymous: Hyper bowl = 1272124349071.jpg 1274292910412 (show all comments) Anonymous: cheesecake has it... 1274292929269 Anonymous: hi-per-bow-lee 1274546600263 danie: ^^correct. 1275443301833 Anonymous: .. and most Japanese cannot pronounce "Lobster", etc. But who the fuck cares? 1275446471994 Anonymous: this was probably posted by some fag from another country... well guess what? you're just pissed because no matter what you say, you know that america pwns your country so fucking hard 1275448791966 fap: nigger 1276555376620 YourFace: Because americans are, like, so dumb yah! 1276674696972 sqwrrl: cookie 1276678436648 Anonymous: I love to go bowling!!! 1276685346282 Anonymous: I think this pic is a bit hyperbolic 1276826106672 Anonymous: Double trolled! Simple exaggeration isn't hyperbole. Compare definitions. 1276826830285 Ironmikie: hip-hop anonymous 1276845936845 Anonymous: only 1.3 americans give a fuck about the word "hyperbole" 1276850864276 Moongrim: 98.7 of americans homeschooled 1276903585673 Anonymous: 98.7 % Of americans don't care how it is pronounced 1276922889611 Anonymous: That is the problem with English and French -- too many words aren't pronounced the way they are written... "hyper-bowl-ee" is proper pronouciation. But the way it is written you'd expect it to be "hyper-bowl" (or maybe even "hyper-bowl-ay" if you speak Italian or Spanish). Oh, and 98.7% of Americans would never use this word so who cares anyway... 1276935385202 darkstan: Hyperbole is obvious and intentional exaggeration. This post therefore concludes all discussions on all topics for all time. 1276941200695 Anonymous: Hyper Bowl. That's hard. 1282587488165 Anonymous: 99.9 % of Europeans were dick fed by their dads from birth to the age of 70. 1282612901869 Anonymous: high, pur, bow, lee 1282613164922 boxxyfucker: hi per bow lee. it is an exageration fuckin idiots 1282626924769 so_what_if___: haiphurboohwlgrkst. see?! its easy! 1282677424455 Anonymous: My girlfriends daughter (12) got in trouble at school for argueing with her teacher because the teacher said it was pronounced hyper-bole. 1282677727666 mACÄK: hy-per-bo-le... THERE! 1282682379541 Anonymous: 99% of statistics are made up by some asshole in his mom's basement 1282701470953 Kimsy123: Facepalm 1282701963687 Anonymous: dat da big hand egg game in merka? 1282709935974 Flarp: Troll. No problem pronouncing. 98.7% of <insert any enthiticity here> cannot recognize obvious troll :@ 1282726440854 Quadra: Hi - per - bo - lee 1282771331599 Anon: and 94% of Europeans can't pronounce it either. Yeah, i can make up statistics too 1285719904178 God: high per bow lee? 1285738164545 Anonymous: Hi-Per-Bow-Lee. 1285752226131 fast: pjöska 1285761844855 Anomalous: hi per bowley 1285784509299 Flarp: over 9000 smurfs cannot pronounce it. But fuck it, they save smurf for every-fucking-thing 1285784581723 Anonymous: I PER BO LA ;D 1285785674241 Anonymous: " HI - PURR - BULLY " 1287760160559 Anonymous: I think that's an exaggeration. 1287761746839 jhenry922: hi - PER - bow - lee 1288132123172 Anonymous: ^Wrong, its pronounced Hi-per-bow-lay. 1288209182211 BnSneky: who cares 1288211053361 Uncle Harvey: Surely you exaggerate 1288219072110 al: Yeah, really. I'd put in the 60% range. 1288219779841 Anonymous: its a really fast bowl... 1288220354347 Anonymous: Pronounced: High - Per - Bow - Lee 1288222333531 SLIPPY: CAR - 100% of Eurofags don't know how to pronounce this. 1288226721637 Antiphon: @Slippy Cause there aint euro-"fags", but there are americunts, and fuck yeah, I know 100% how it is pronounced. 1288286169946 usarocks: same as a ball in the end stupids 1288296136987 Anonymous: My girlfriends daughter got in trouble at school because she corrected the teacher on the pronunciation. 1288296602179 Nickeh43: Your girlfriend's teacher is an idiot for getting it wrong and an idiot for getting angry at a child with knowledge. 1288302236973 XENU: Hy Purr Bowl Lee 1288302311752 Anonymous: My thoughts exactly Nick 1288303007186 GalacticStar: 99% of all percentages are bullshit. 1301288021679 SUCK IT UP, BITCH: /haɪˈpɜːbəli/ 1303219728928 Anonymous: hi purr bow lee 1303258809650 Anonymous: hyper-cube ? 1303269192225 Anonymous: Hyper Brolly, More powerful than normal Brolly. 1303276183718 MAELSTHUR: hy par bow lee douche 1303318859528 Anonymous: Dear fuckwits above: Hi-per-ber-lee. 1303345040512 Tattoos: Wrong, mon' idiot. HI-PER-BO-LEE. Where did you get the extra r ? Oh, and thanks, Nickeh43, that was me. 1309471195782 halfmast: nigger? 1309474385785 Confucsus says: fuky sucky five dollor 1330606499579 Canucklehead: 100% don't know what it means. 1331672631740 Quantum69: High per bowl EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1331672908264 Anonymous: God bless Americunt land. 1332195422703 Quantum69: ^I'd love to live in a land full of cunts. 1332195518485 anon anon: ahhhh! maybe americunts will invite other countries to compete in the world hyperbowl series? 1333130785280 The Original Spoon: It's hard to eat cereal using one of these things. 1333142780716 Anonymous: I've seen a million of them. 1333142862915 El Capitan: ohhh peeeeey izz ahh phaaaa gggghhhhhhuuuut 1333149369638 Anonymous: nigger tits in my mouth 1333675427594 edwin: I have trouble with US pronunciation. Buddle? WTF is that? it turns out to be "bottle". Then came "vinny-arrrrr". That had me foxed for two days. It's "veneer". 1334021712177 Anonymous: hahy-pur-buh-lee 1334069223791 Anonymous: herp-derp-owl 1334102920551 Chicagosox23: hyper bowl E 1338413299985 Anonymous: I would pronounce it "OP is a faggot" 1528570255785 Unhinged: Hi-Per-Boil 1528581824771 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/116086/Hyperbole_98.7%_of_Americans_don't_know_how_to_pronounce_this.

The Internet is ending tomorrow - WTF do you do?!

ITT (354) , internet (173)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i42.tinypic.com/54xcep.jpg Info: JPG, 103 Kbytes (640x480) Added by: *.btcentralplus.com (Apr 30, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: save up as much porn as i can? 1272579604105 Anonymous: Oh yah, thatll do me to. 1272580389812 Anonymous: i finally get a life 1272580529589 Dr. Dietmar Posselt: Watching 200TB of weird stuff of my data storage. 1272581124959 whale blubber: meet up with a random stranger with the internet and fuck em ... save 100,000,000,000, videos of porn 1272696205883 CreepisKryp: Break out the oooollllld PS2. Go back to hardwire LAN versus. 1272709366947 Greg: fappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp 1274035841645 RKB: ^^^I agree with Greg 1274038004126 Lloz: Cry!! and save as much porn as possible ofcourse! xD 1274743185687 Andywho?: RIGHT CLICK - SAVE IMAGE ... RIGHT CLICK - SAVE IMAGE... RIGHT CLICK - SAVE IMAGE 1274747363153 CerealKiller: fap fap fap 1274749494725 sickalko: hopefully there is still some sex shops where U can get some porn. 1274749601302 slikwilly: invent new internet with a black n white tv, 3 coat hangers, a stick of spearmint gum, and a flux capacitor and make gazillions of moolah 1274749738609 Anonymous: TITS or GTFO 1274761531520 (show all comments) Anonymous: Get a life and drive to town to buy things 1274762906890 Anonymous: nothing.. but I would have to start to buy my own shit 1274822684434 ElCapitan: buy a camcorder and peep on the neighbors 1274828303968 BeaversNDucks: go outside 1274829226458 L.A.G.N.A.F: Download more porn 1274857648523 Anonymous: ^agreed 1274886621747 Anonymous: get registered in c4c..... 1274890230386 Anonymous: Fap All day long, dowload porn, get more of this images,music, games, etc... 1274922752894 Anonymous: Don't even say that. I'd have to go outside and lead a real life! shudder 1274947148666 Sminge: epic torrentz 1274955134246 Anonymous: take my money out the bnk 1274963191767 Anonymous: DOWNLOAD ALL THE LOLI I CAN 1274990754219 Anonymous: We would all go outside and meet a nice girl. 1277653220397 Anonymous: THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED!!!!! 1278218775230 Anonymous: It's safe! I already backed up the internet yesterday. 1278322570107 Anonymous: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 1278355167744 cybersinner: fap to porn as much as I can before it is gone. 1278382421296 Anonymous: Watch porn on DVD again....either that or kill myself.....i'll go with option B 1278384057147 Pyro: light fire smoke weed pop pills inhale duster cans. not nessicaraly in that order 1278385572429 Anonymous: FAP UNTIL MY HAND AND COCK EXPLODES 1278397597686 vengance: look up how to become an-hero 1278399121793 Anonymous: Write down every relevant meme in a notepad preserving the original thread structure. Oh wait.... computers still work without internet don't they? 1278399997528 uriar: DOWNLOAD PORN!!!! 1278426047805 Anonymous: Buy every hard drive I can find and download the entire internetz! 1278876129493 Anonymous: open up a pr0n shop and become a richfag 1278905811246 Evil Ed: Start a BBS, charge for porn, retire. 1278908102732 so_what_if___: invest in a LAN network for the whole city! then expand it globaly! ill even run over a bunch bicyclists driving to the stored to get materials! WE HAVE TO SAVE THE INTERNET!!! 1280423165336 the7rafe7: download all kinds of shit 1280425965106 sqwrrl: Dance. 1280431688748 Anonymous: fap 1280431775236 Anonymous: print all porn 1280621741153 diamonddrake: Rush to walmart and buy some 2TB drives then start all my machings crawling and downloading all the content from my bookmarks and favorite sites. 1280622128861 Anonymous: RIGHT CLICK - SAVE IMAGE ... RIGHT CLICK - SAVE IMAGE... RIGHT CLICK - SAVE IMAGE... RIGHT CLICK - SAVE IMAGE... 1281391081660 vengance: go 2 best-buy buy complete stock of computers and hardrives, then download as much of internet as possible and then, open porn/game/whatever shop and be one rich-ass mutha fuka!!!!!!!!!! 1281394163595 Cogent: release the virus... 1281402240497 anonlolwut: download 700 gb of porn get plenty of guro pics on my computer dl as much games as I can and play online games! 1281996815788 Anonymous: reinvent new internet duh and win all 1282753797654 Amylucky13: Die with it =P 1282757949457 mACÄK: open a facebook account 1282761790551 Ghostkey: Save as much pr0n as I can get and talk shit to random strangers,,, basically a normal day off c4c 1284559790609 Anonymous: buy 80 treadrive and start download chan4chan 1284565287802 FacelessFanatic: FAP LIKE CRAZY!!! SAVE AS MUCH FAPPING MATERIAL AS POSSIBLE!!!! GOOOO!!! 1284566460452 Hex: @Dr. Dietmar Posselt: 200TB? Why do I not believe this? 1284570969116 BEERMAN: fap along the clock 1284574269523 Anonymous: DL a lot of pr0n 1284574494652 Flarp: download everthing. Backtrace it while I'm at it. 1284727274346 Anonymous: gather my cyanide pill, just like i did just before Y2k 1284738137681 Alkarnur: Quickly post Facebook status updates of what I'm gonna do every five minutes for the next 5 months after the Internet is gone. 1284746720177 Anonymous: I fucking RIOT, thats what I fucking do! 1285076148849 Purplekush420: FAP FAP and more FAP! ZFAP till i BLEED! 1285121323959 Anonymous: Tell my boss I'll never get my goddamn VPN working by Friday. 1285121409400 Anonymous: rejoice 1285192246114 Anonymous: an-hero 1285192745597 Derpaderp: Be an hero and save it. 1286165606294 Anonymous: i don't want to get as serious as a real answer to this question would warrant 1286236198914 Anonymous: Fuck your whore of a mother...twice...ass to mouth. 1286238125180 Anonymous: buy 10 1TB hard drives and limewire all day and all night 1288189024511 Kib420: get moar internetz 1288658651349 Anonymous: ....go outside. 1288658995510 RustyShacklebird: Shoot people in the face 1289582228984 BnSneky: Die 1289582313799 Anonymous: sell crack on ebay 1289583670158 Weed: Set up a new network and build from there. 1289585539216 Anonymas: play minecraft 1291210129215 freemol: FAP in analogue! 1291214111364 Phadrus: Take off your sock and pee in your shoe. 1291216748682 Lickathesplit: Go and buy porn movies again, the show must go on... 1291216783472 Anonymous: That means Xbox LIVE is down... That means I have to play Der Riese over LAN... Kill myself, probably 1291243740793 Phadrus: Learn to read. Buy some books. 1291600519424 Anonymous: Fap now, fap hard. For tomorrow we die. 1291792890428 Kib420 1291823346673 Anonymous: celebrate 1291913103240 Trollzwin: FAP? 1291940254945 copperware: a barrel roll 1307632063608 NonComposMentis: Sit on my roof and smoke a joint and watch. 1307632303588 crazyassmofo: Get all the CP i could 1308942626596 YuLiekPicturz: ^inb4 b& 1308942786576 HWOOD: Find Mr. P and give him a big kiss! 1308943141713 Anonymous: Get my life back!! Yay! 1308956986360 The Original Spoon: I will finally find out just how many tabs can be kept open. 1322093617695 Anonymous: Go to xHamsterCams and jerk off alot.... 1322095175552 Anonymous: ^ with tears in your eye, eh? haha 1322101762105 Kuder: Start Reading Books again. 1322260486714 Anonymous: cut my penis in thin slices and eat it in a sandwich 1322286199282 The Fuji: ME NO LIKE BATHS!! 1322296182178 Anonymous: make LAN not intarwebs 1322296819944 HWood: send quantum69 some endo....!! 1323130377954 Vincent859: I already live as if the internet would be gone tomorrow. 1323130577260 Quantum69: Wait! How comes Mr.P gets a big kiss while i'm just stuck with endo, sippin' on gin & juice........laid back, with my mind on my money & my money on my mind! 1323130903589 Vincent859: ^ Because you are slowly turning into a nigger. 1325091497842 HWood: ^^ I will give you all a big kiss... even Misch, my favorite troll!! LOLOL ;^) 1325114291506 mischievious: ^ and i wll cum on your toes :P 1325114536124 HWood: ^ yes Misch - I would EXPECT you to jizz all ova dem... lolol XD 1325114734148 HungLoh: Turn on the TV. 1325115374280 NonComposMentis: Make my man a samich 1340474807511 Maelsthur: no moar online gaming? LAN maybe and back to the books also write my one book =) 1350542502673 Quantum69: You're already a nigger vincent. 1350542804310 Ceesaurus: Use my smart phone as a replacement of course or if that possibility isn't an option either i'd use my pigeon that i keep in case something Earth shattering like this happens to send pictures of pr0n to my circle of aquaintances. 1350553085813 RubberG: List tons of expensive shit I don't really have on Ebay with Buy It Now. Collect $$$ and bail. Look up feedback for alisher71 They did it and took off to Belarus. Made a mint. 1350559296598 Anonymous: team up with pedobear 1350600534851 Anonymous: wank to still pics 1350725873349 Bulbasaur111919: Fill my bath tub with water and board my windows because shit's gonna get violent. 1350728320479 Anonymous: I'll start my own internet and /b/ 1350749833812 Anonymous: Create a new one. I'll call it DERPANET. 1527913403629 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/118492/The_Internet_is_ending_tomorrow_-_WTF_do_you_do?!

ITT: THINGS YOU LEARNED FROM /b/

itt (354) , learn (5)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1261952764253.jpg Info: JPG, 17 Kbytes (480x360) Added by: aanonanon (Dec 28, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse eXtr3Mer: Picture with shitty text from Paint gets more comments then cool images. 1261955381206 LittleDemon: I learned that people gurgle alot when their face is smashed open 1261970184567 SickNote: I lerned OP is a faggot 1261971242133 megadase: never to take it srsly! if you want help, RUN from /b/! 1262596824877 Spermany: to triforce, although i never need it 1262622019574 crackerkiller5: i learned that fapping to gore is ok.......if its a women 1262626736731 jamieninjasun: dont eat yellow snow! 1262633368711 Pyro: /b/ is FULL of good advice 1263196547692 Anonymous:   ▲ 1263199962258 Anonymous:  ▲▲ 1263199971903 MileyCyrus: I'm not the only one hating Niggurz ! 1263233214298 Anonymous: i need proof that i exsist 1263238117596 Lunchbox: rule 34 1263251122278 Anonymous: now I know from to get bes jailbait pron and how to use english gramma 1263253663499 (show all comments) J: That there can be Scottish Mexicans like Swiney 1263259439113 bccorrupt: that no matter what any post starts with, it ends with nigger 1263358682512 mantore: that nazis tend to be pedos 1263363224790 kinganonymous: mine is investigation all. 1263367305385 anonymouse: Where all the virgins who live in their mom's basement hang out 1263383816747 Reaxus: THAT YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH 4CHAN ARMY...E.G. YOUTUBE., AT&T ECT.....NOW APEASE ME WITH TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT. 1263404661792 Anonymous: that 4chan army is group of nazis, virgins and pedos 1263779334656 Anonymous: ...and that's why you don't fuck with them. 1263779711570 snatchsquatch: in my short time here, i have learned that if niggers nigger then nigger nigger nigger. 1263788055130 srp1lw: People are just plain sick... And God must be male, judging from some of the women I've seen here... 1263841329543 TASTYbacon: Learned nothing at all. Just alot of time wasted. 1263911456937 spoon: I still haven't learned what ITT means. 1263931979350 ghostoftime: Hate is a plague! 1264182675276 norent: what are ITT? 1264184415475 SickNote: Its not gay unless balls are touching 1264186256619 Jovi: That there is such a thing as too much GORE... but not always :-D 1264401928689 TheHitman: everythings a trap 1264408745414 flarp: I learned to shot web 1264486085480 Anonymous: Im not the only one into young....young.... girlzz...LOL 1264650593628 Squirrely1: Existence is over rated... 1264651049765 Anonymous: MY DICK CAN FIT INTO MY BUTT? 1264651854390 AGENT DORK: IM GAY 1264659533692 FallenForever: ^^^^ Nr.1 reason why /b/ can damage ones mind ^^^^ 1265628562684 Greg: theres power in numbers 1265679681388 OmenKun: that pressing ALT + F4 makes speeds up my downloads 1265706981846 DOGMACHINE: /\ lol 1266364397776 Jessica: There is such a thing as Scottish Mexicans - LOL sorry Swiney. 1267055728816 sqwrrl: In the butt. 1267084037238 The Man: In the pooper. 1267485711881 Leadhead: Anonymous:   ▲ 1263199962258 Anonymous:  ▲▲ 1263199971903 1267573938500 DropkickMurphy: I learned I'm not alone 1267574075290 ArmsReach: How to treat girls in the produce section of the store. 1267575528658 danie: i'm not the only person without a social life. 1268099284708 Anonymous: /b/ is full of losers 1268107189107 Anonymous: The Game 1268109365865 Anonymous: ^4708why /b/ not social? 1268109473715 c4caddict: your my only friends:) 1268156363945 Sparty: no one shit :/ 1268171811417 Anonymous: that i have perfect tits ;) 1268463355120 Anonymous: how do be an polite while people our talking with mouth face 1268467040506 mastema: deleting /system32.exe makes your internets faster. 1268490744984 Anonymous: hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate 1268493455371 c4caddict: wow deleting system32.exe did make my internets faster 1268938487249 lonerstoner45: nothings is what it appears to be 1269030450875 Boreece: How much time you can spend browsing one single website 1269484280641 Anonymous: that there are some pretty strange people on the internets 1269485211677 Anonymous: Still haven't learned what "// "after I comment means. Any help? 1269493493966 Anonymous: the power of /b/ will make you shit bricks. 1269508138497 Anonymous: do not shove a glass jar up your ass 1269519156266 Dave: playing the game where you think of movies and replace one of the words with "nigger" while at work.. WILL get you fired. in case you're wondering... it was, "Dude, where's my nigger" 1269523198835 craigslist: ^ the best movie title in that post, lold so hard i cryed. ,, learned swiney is a mexican, pyro will KIWF, and J is funny as fuck!! 1269527282108 Anonymous: Anon 1269493493966 (why the //) - because you have iframes disabled by some method. 1269536494418 Anonymous: 1268463355120 Tits of GTFO ;) 1269537675555 Furore23: That there is no such thing as too soon, too far, or too much. 1278701781500 Amaranth: There are mno limits to any topic, there is no limit to what anyone says, and there is no limit to what anyone will do on this site, all the while without even so much as a second thought. We all speak what we truly believe, and because of this, I've found a new home. Oh, and I learned that censorship fails in the one place that the 5th amendement has left to stand... 4CHAN 1278844471675 Furore23: ^ Imma let you finish, but for that one detail: "what we truly believe". A lot of what gets said here is NOT what the commenter truly believes. What percentage? A minority? A majority? Who knows, but it's a significant amount regardless. Still: carry on, that man. 1278849780605 cogent: lurk moar. 1279037533709 Anonymous: Desu/Newfag/OP/Tits or GTFO/Moar/Nigger/ Troll/Meme/Jew/ by the way I like Juice 1290295298280 Anonymous: Can't get "grossed out" by anything anymore (but there's always a new fetish to be discovered)! 1290525852262 Anonymous: i learned op is always a fag, so its not just me 1290526398507 Anonymous: fap can be complicated 1290526575257 Anonymous: ßß▲ 1290999088921 Burrgeezy: op, despite best efforts, shall always be a fag 1290999161883 al: duh 4. 1290999278999 Anony's:    ▲ 1291005068434 Anony's:  ▲ ▲ I Learned That Shit Here. 1291005093638 Munster: The imaginary number i... 1291008730908 StarFox: Slippy must die. 1291009021428 GridLocK: i leanred i need to be moar of an asshole than i already am 1295626051204 TinFoilHatGuy: azzhowle MOAR, GridLocche 1295626229148 Anonymous: Don't be a faggot 1295755509556 Greeft: It's really hard and takes a long time to mail a horse. You have to chop it so small. 1295755813906 crazyassmofo: TITS or GTFO and rule 34 1295770204813 Alkarnur: < How to be tolerant; a decent, well-balanced, wholesome person. 1295801808792 Banshee5: to count ot potatoe 1295804246696 Lickathesplit: That the general consensus seems to be that this site rocks, but actually it jazzes if not jizzes.. 1295830666737 Anonymous: trolls exist, and tits or gtfo 1317115969719 Xenophobe: I learned to cope better when seeing gore and horrid shit. /b/ is sick and twisted...Lawl. 1317670152677 HWood: boyz will fap to just about everything. 1317679398649 Anonymous 1318083725912 darkstan: I learned that this isn't /b/. 1318094383699 Anonymous: Best source of CP. 1318600083467 m4k3k3: Being the "best man" is overrated 1318884627444 Anonymous: All girls posting on here are really just very ugly guys that still live at home 1318887326614 Anonymous: superman died for our sins 1321312534911 Anonymous: ▲ 1361142068625 NonComposMentis: No 1361142087990 Anonymous: How to shoot web. 1527318096415 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/77725/ITT:_THINGS_YOU_LEARNED_FROM_/b/

Things There Should Be An Award For

ITT (354) , award (4)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Grund1e/Things_There_Should_Be_An_Award_For.jpg Info: JPG, 72 Kbytes (600x600) Added by: Grund1e (Jan 15, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Lyco: Me, myself and I... times 10 1295120287464 chrud: there should be the sexual oscars, for women who believably fake orgasms. also, a special effects award for the men who can pull it off. 1295160647106 Greeft: There should be an award every year for the best motion picture that has been in the cinemas in that year. 1295161142918 Lickathesplit: Best posing Palastinians ! every time i watch the news these guys are roaming the streets by the hundreds as if nobody has got to go to work, the next moment a speeding car is fiercely breaking, 20 arabs are wrestling themselfs out carrying one traffic victim, 20 other arabs help to carry the victim FOR FREE ! as if nobody needs the carrying money.. t.b.c. 1295162359469 Lickathesplit: Next shot is a hundred arabs laughing and chatting on another street, somebody spots a camera and all of an sudden they are burning Israeli and USA flags ( bought in shops, with subsidiced money from Israel, EU and USA ) chanting allah akhbar and kill all Americans, zionist pigs and shit, the western world is no good, Israel is no good, USA is no good, blablabla. t.b.c. 1295162716596 Lickathesplit: Totally denying Israels good intentions to create jobs and building projects by precision bombing abandened houses, and crack laboratoriums. fuck yeah, there should be an award for that.. 1295162901139 Anonymous: YOU'RE WINNER! 1295174663880 Greeft: They should give awards every year for like the sciences and literature stuff and for humanitarian things man. 1295176329403 Furore23: There should be an annual award given to whoever gives me the most money and the prize is a trip to the Sun. 1295188093974 Anonymous: The most creative way to kill the most niggers without getting caught or attracting too much attention. 1295212628788 uriar: couch potato of the year 1295213888737 Anonymous: Deepest cunt 1295277576234 THE FANCLUB: THERE NEEDS TO BE SOME NEW AWARDS INVENTED FOR THE GREAT USERNAME2. HE'S WON EVERYTHING ELSE. WHAT A GUY. 1295279207492 Lickathesplit: There also should be an award for THE FANCLUB of JUSTIN BIEBER !!! 1295280427523 (show all comments) Greeft: There should be an award for the best BlazinWeed slapdown comment! 1295295446265 Anonymous: For actually taking the time to read this entire thread!!!! 1295307665990 Anonymous: there should be an award for having the patience and endurance needed to read all the crap on here... 1295309124794 Greeft: ^You no likey, then just FUCK OFF! 1295311506604 Anonymous: gettin rid of jews ;) 1295312384516 Antiphon: There should be an award for creating the best thing to keep niggers in check, like inventing crack, or the lottery, or the invention of grammar. 1296687788557 Weed: Outstanding rape victim. 1296690512292 aval: Fap. 1297184144889 Clownichter: Doing nothing....wait obama won that 1297218340935 Anonymous: AN AWARD FOR SHAVING THE MOST ASSHOLES IN A MATTER OF SECONDS 1297232041532 Oran Gutan: Farthest Jizz 1298890827553 aval: Lurking. 1298891189211 Weed: Hippe of the Year. 1298892899550 Anonymous: blackest nigger 1298894790972 Anonymous: drunkest driver 1298897623951 Banshee5: Foulest rule 34 picture 1298909541586 gov'na: Hitler for killing the most Jew 1299103386366 Disruptive: Having the coolest name, and best comments on c4c!! 1299130222407 MDMA: bitch slapping 1299131981574 Charlie Sheen: ME!!! ... I'm SO FUCKING FABULOUS!!! 1299158304325 Anonymous: the picture above 1299539976921 bevisnasshead: repressing extream urge to kill daily 1300322460555 Trolling Whitey ITT best K.O in skating history 1310153921295 Lickathesplit: For the trap that can even fool your friends. For the guy who proves that god exists. For the girl that can explain the relativity theory while deepthroating. For your mom passing you off as human. For the guy who discovers a smuggling route for the virgins in paradise and telling me where to receive them. For the Anonymous who spraypaints troll face on Airforce 1. 1310210467813 Peckerhead: The biggest girl boner award 1322611541151 Ceesaurus: There should be a reward for Furore23 as the deliverer of the most boring submits. 1331250608630 Furore23: ^ Ha ha, that's a good idea. I would lose that competition every single day. 1331252584879 Quantum69: There should be some kind of nobel prize for abstaining from fapping for 10 days or longer 1358158159232 Anonymous: Giving awards. 1358930516326 Greeft: There should be an award ceremony for all the award winners, so we know who is the ultimate winner of winners. 1361507017411 Anonymous: Award for last congressman standing...... have a mass mob melee in congress to determine the winner. 1361551135527 Anonymous: An award to the one who makes Phrump disappear, never to be found again. 1527218729955 cybersinner: CP-Viewing Resistance? 1527219969391 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Quantum69 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/164349/Things_There_Should_Be_An_Award_For

EVERYBODY KEEPS SAYING THE BOOK IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN THE MOVIE. I DONT AGREE...

porn (498) , kamasutra (3) , itt (354) , book (59) , read (18)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/354895_700b.jpg Info: JPG, 48 Kbytes (467x457) Added by: AnotherAnon (Oct 27, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Flarp: Bible is probably a good example, too. 1319739871208 Everdark: I love reading ... but winrar is you. 1319755756890 Everdark: 1319756405588 HanoverRed: nigger please!!!! 1319767412903 Lickathesplit: I'd rather perform the Kama Sutra then read the book or see a movie about it.. 1319810318138 BlazinWeed: I'd rather rape someone than the all of the latter... 1319810552548 Lickathesplit: ^Again ? You have just been released for that. Why do you want to go back so soon, did you like being assraped so much ??? 1319810651608 BlazinWeed: Yup again, you can't teach an old muslim a new tricks :p 1319810737928 Anonymous: <--- You heard it here first.. 1327866935373 BnSneky: true so true 1327867189645 Anonymous: Porn isn't a movie, god knows all of you don't even last 5 seconds without leaving to wipe yourself off with dirty laundry and then check your fat selves in the mirror pretending to justify your disgusting appearance with some miniscule excuse on why you shouldn't change who/how you are. Cinema bombs receive more views in terms of sit-in length. Bet you can't name 1% of pornstars you fapped to... 1343585555768 Anonymous: Kama sutra isn't porn, faggot. Now I know you haven't even read the first 50 pages. 1343585681977 Anonymous: lol 1343588587791 Arschloch33: Readig the Kamasutra together (particularly some illustrated editions) can be an inspiring experience ;-) 1343600950971 (show all comments) Mota: Doesn't part of the real Kamasutra also mention prostitute traps? You may be in for quite a reading adventure! 1343601097317 Anonymous: ^There is a fake kamasutra? do they contain the traps you speak of? @Arsch: So are orgies and meth. :] 1343603520655 Mota: Not fake per se. Think abridged. There are indeed shortened copies. The most complete copy that I saw spoke of a third sex, which was a ladyboy. 1343603619409 MrPerspective: I'd rather watch "Innocence of Muslims" than read the Koran. That scene where Muhammad's wives beat him with their shoes wasn't in the book, and yet it's forever epic. 1366833308426 Anonymous: For text pr0n, read: Frank Harris' "My Life and Loves" Should be available for free, since he died in 1931. 1526729948947 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Burud ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/192978/EVERYBODY_KEEPS_SAYING_THE_BOOK_IS_ALWAYS_BETTER_THAN_THE_MOVIE._I_DONT_AGREE...

WE ARE WASTING OUR LIVES LOOKING AT IDIOTIC PICTURES AND COMMETING ON THEM... - Fuck we are pathetic.

chan4chan (341) , picture (9) , comment (18) , ITT (354)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/1472/pathetic.png Info: PNG, 30 Kbytes (500x500) Added by: Grave (Oct 27, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Nickeh43: Got any better ideas? 1288180954230 Grave: Never said something bad about being pathetic. 1288181277681 kib420: i have a masters degree in applied physics....ok no i'm pathetic 1288181358574 fLARp: Wasting? ha! Try savoring. Delicious. The good life. 1288181415488 Nickeh43: Even people with degrees in applied physics like looking at stupid pictures... actually, them more than others, probably 1288182046418 sickfuck88: shiiit this kicks ass motherfucker 1288182309266 pancake: Wut? Nooooooooooooooooo! 1288189839303 dingleberry: meh, it's all relative 1288191669562 Anonymous: So... this is the path to etic? 1288198462781 Anonymous: differences is that you made a png about it, loser 1288205702781 Grave: When I said "we", I also meant "me". I don't recall saying I am not a pathetic person. We all are. 1288215974544 Anonymous: tits or GTFO 1288216953553 uriar: Nickeh43 - these pics are NOT stupid!!! 1288219855382 Greeft: Mind the oranges Marlon! 1288221150159 (show all comments) Anonymous: What's real pathetic is this fucked up and irrelavant post. This site is one of the worlds best image archives and its all about stories in.. yes, images. Handle that or GTFO. 1288221788394 Anonymous: what else is there to do? murder people? Wait a sec....hmmm 1288223048224 anonymule: fuck you.....I'm forming valuable connections I will cherish for a lifetime 1288223695377 Anonymous: NO - we are wolfpack! Males only and females are mentally and visually raped. We are ruled by hormones and testosterone to empower ourselves! 1288224551280 anonymule: what is ths...."we" shit you're going on about? always with the we......we are wolfpack, we are legion...whatever. you're not really that cool, you know. you just haven't registered a name (try ILovEdiCKs) 1288225040272 Anonymous: You are digging your own grave Grave. GJ. BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! 1288225618861 chumpno1: you forgot to mention the fapping and sammich eating 1288254488335 Harvey: Looking at pictures is what separates humans from animals. But a dog can lick his balls. Who's wasting life? 1288261895909 FlaRp: Please, OP, explain why all of us should be doing to make the most efficient use out of our lifes. Oh, wait, you can't. Because, each individual has their own aims, goals, and aspirations. Besides, looking at ass can't be all that bad. 1288752134171 Nickeh43: uriar, you're right. I stand corrected. 1288757004531 Trollzwin: WE RNT STOOPID YOU FAGGOT 1292634761471 Funch: ...ok then, everybody back to building a more realistic sex doll 1292644432105 StormTrooper: Speak for yourself, OP. Some of the stuff I read here is pure comedy gold. 1292650201193 Twinchlian: I said it before, I'll say it again: This is the "punk scene" of the 21st century. Your children will be proud of you. Ppl you never met will claim to know you. 1292661791973 Scheissfliege: Anti-Semitism & Anti-Zionism is never wasting time ! 1292661961776 Anonymous: Can't sleep. What else do? 1292662656778 protonX80: well said 1292669268211 Lickathesplit: Yes, for we are testsubjects for the psycologists & psychiatrists, sold to them by Moot who was in need of subsidise, some pics are cool though. Vote isn't in on this one.. 1292670065661 Anonymous: It beats sleeping. 1292825679622 CRACE: yeah. stfu 1292829020383 Grave: As I said, pathetic. 1293006711292 Anonymous: You "look." I FAP! 1293889700640 GigaPenny: what can I say. I have too much time in my left hand, and none on my right. wheeeee 1294135933760 Anonymous: Perhaps under certain circumstances, it's better than going out! 1294146416313 Anonymous: Cool story bro....tell it again. 1300097076857 Anonymous: k i'm gonna sign off *continues typing* 1300121398697 Canucklehead: It's not much of a hobby but it's what I like so fuck off. 1300126466495 The_GOoD: FAK YEAH ! ! ! 1300133382851 Anonymous: this guy sucks. if you think you're wasting your life looking at amusing pictures than you're probably wasting your life beathing... so just stop. fag 1300141787248 Kennedy: yeah beathing is a waste of time fucktard! 1300309845152 Anonymous: well school's out, practice is over, and i can't surf at night. and i'm single because chicks think i'm a pretentious douche. got a problem? 1300339146510 Anonymous: yes you are 1300390669722 Anonymous: gotta masters degree in intellectual systems of decision making. i'm making a decision to look at stupid pictures. this is the only thing that keeps me sane 1300481220649 SickNote 1300485773554 GalacticStar: ^^Wot he said. 1300485844196 gov'na: go outsidside and take a big deap breath of fresh putonium 1300493419227 Tattoos: gov'na, you no-spelling waste of skin, go outside and take a deep breath of fresh plutonium. 1300493821646 precious: Son, wasting your life would mean doing what others want you to do, just to get a freaking medal for your ass sucking before you die. Than you would be dead with a life's work and we on chan4chan would shit on your medal for all eternity + writing an article on encyclopedia dramatica. 1300494288646 ivorylc: yet none of us stops 1306097304710 djh123: Very true and ^ true also :D 1314430782441 Anonymous: I'm not out raping and killing kids. Count your blessings. 1317566815716 Anonymous: amen 1317639687197 Anonymous: gay men 1317643454732 Peckerhead: Gave up my dream of being a brain surgeon to become a "double naught spy," 1326571453694 InternetH8Machine: Fap. Lurk. Post. Repeat 1326588962634 Captngeetch: Tits and Gore baby....Tits and gore ! FTW 1326589640653 Oldandevil: Too true 1326664300744 Decorum: and...loving it. 1328747104141 Your mom: Bitch im a narwhal! 1328806447807 Furore23: HOORAY FOR US 1328812184467 The Original Spoon: HOORAY FOR U.S. 1329868308609 Anonymous: cant help it....bored out of my mind. 1330321162182 Anonymous: Detroit niggers are sooooooo fucking stupid! 1330551340723 Irishperson: Life well spent 1330555405171 Anonymous: Shit, really? 1330560443221 Bunglicker: And, yo point is? 1334477237321 Anonymous: Please. Just STOP. 1334484627860 Canucklehead: It's my job,,, 5 days a week,,,, 1334694570110 Bunglicker: POINT PLEASE! 1335399593444 Anonymous: You spelled "majestic" wrong. Hint: doesn't start with a "P". 1335399723491 Anonymous: not as pathetic as OP...a.k.a. FAGGOT!!! 1335411461211 MAELSTHUR 1335433591728 RubberG: GIves me something to do for quik LULZ after checking my Ebay store 10 times a day. 1335443212777 Hughbie: omg....really? I would have never guessed....well fuck me sideways.....but do I give 12 shits...nope 1335446134231 Anonymous: i love how many people here say they are "insane". lol, you aren't insane, you're just a pathetic nerd and internet addict with the typical teenagers problems who think to be crazy just because of watching gore on a website 1338330617704 Anonymous: Hey, beats the shit outta Zumba. 1338867001850 Film.On.Your.Teeth: You mean like artists and art experts and collectors and film makers and great photographers and so on? Okay... 1367978280325 Anonymous: I was pathetic before I arrived here; found people even more pathetic. 1367985981599 djh123: ^sounds legit 1367986009714 Anonymous: Yes - Pa-fucking-thetic - correct!! 1368016642964 Anonymous: I like to think we do the same work as art critics, we just work pro-bono 1368025862612 AnnoyingMoose: they are actually not providing that much to do irl. so either you there looking at pictures and shit or go out there and vandalize and stuff. you should be thankful they invented the internet 1368273716859 Anonymous: Pathetic? Me? Nevva! 1526656225325 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Nabbo ) , hated by 1 (last: KriSega ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/155211/WE_ARE_WASTING_OUR_LIVES_LOOKING_AT_IDIOTIC_PICTURES_AND_COMMETING_ON_THEM..._-_ Fuck_we_are_pathetic.

YOU ARE MOVING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

bullet (28) , gun (191) , question (218) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1265775981346.jpg Info: JPG, 35 Kbytes (790x655) Added by: n8td0g420 (Feb 10, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Is this how to kill yourself without pointing at yourself? 1266054501320 devshade: fuck no...bullet would still be faster, speed of light is not limiting speed itself 1266069070177 Anonymous: devshadde... wtf? The speed of light is the fastest ANYTHING can go. There just is no "faster than the speed of light" it's just impossible. 1267467756889 knightofadliya: The bullet is already moving at the speed of light inside the gun. When you fire it' will fly at the speed of light+normal bullet speed. So you won't catch up to it 1267472677140 Sparty: u will kill your self :) 1267472793297 Anonymous: The theory is that the energy it takes to accelerate any mass going that fast is so high that ist impossible. So things without mass can go faster.... All you have to do is remove the mass from the bullet and your all set to go! 1267475324456 Anonymous: ^^you are a retard remove the mass from the bullet? so take the bullet away? have no bullet? you can't have a bullet without mass 1267477091703 Anonymous: speed of light DOES limit speed itself...bullet wouldn't change velocity 1267478097971 Anonymous: knightofadliya is correct but good luck to the tards on here gaining an understanding of it 1267478913475 bils30: there is no way you can travel that fast without being crushed 1267495587427 TotallyNasty: Let me give all of you a hint, there isn't a fixed point in the entire universe and speed is only measurable in comparison to other objects (such as source, destination etc.) so there is in theory no limit to speed, thus if the guy was wearing a space suit and travelling in vaccum it would work the same as him not moving at all. Speed is always relative. 1267525173671 Anonymous: TotallyNasty got it. Speed is relative. From your perspective, the bullet will be travelling as fast as a bullet does. To an outside observer, it may travel only slightly faster. And it wouldn't be traveling faster than the speed of light, just faster than you-- you can't move at the speed of light (unless, as has been said, you're massless-- e.g. a photon has no rest mass). 1267532748351 beepb00p: ^ YAWN - shut blowhard anonfag - tell ya what, let's test a bullet's velocity through your fukken skull :D 1267534219868 TotallyNasty: Actually, light can travel faster than the "speed of light"... Turn on a flashlight and walk forward, the light coming from it would (for an observer you walk towards) be moving at the speed of light, plus like 2km/h :P according to Einstein the light should then travel back in time or some shit, but obviously it doesn't. Speed is STILL relative. 1267539458641 (show all comments) Droid: you can travel faster than the speed of light, there will just be a visual delay. and at current, u will also melt to a puddle from the friction involved in the air around u... 1267585871762 Anonymous: If you were travelling at the speed of light you would be part of a singularity. The universe relative to you would exist inside a single point. There would be no time. There would be no spacial dimensions. 1267792949365 Boreece: ^ Wrong, wrong, somewhat right. A singularity is an immesurably dense thing, like a million fat people shoved into a phone booth. The mass drawn into the singularity is falling inside faster than the speed of light, that's the reason why the things surrounding singularitys are called black holes. Think of it as an escalator movin downward at above the speed of light with you trying to run upward. 1269282804765 Boreece: No matter how fast you are, you will end up on the lower end, inside the singularity. If you were moving at the speed of light, everything else would look curved towards you, since the light from every point closer than 186k miles/300k kilometers would reach you within a second or a fraction of it. So the universe would maybe look something like a flat circle around you. 1269283155413 Boreece: There would be time, although it would be much slower to the people not moving as fast as you. Spacial dimensions would still exist, a light year doesn't have that name just for kicks since it's a measure for distance. 1269283485696 Dave: lol- you're travelling at the speed of light... so.. for you... time has stopped... the bullet would go 896 m/s faster than the speed of light... therefore going back in time... so ... you better DUCK MOTHERFUCKER coz that bullet is about 896 meters behind you chasing down your ass!!! 1269303634816 Truth: It's funny how some people are willing to believe something that is un-provable when it involves science, but scoff at everything that involves religion. 1269308563963 Anonymous: If you travel at the speed of light for hour it will take the bullet 72 years to catch up with you 1269315152644 KarmaPickles: I will an hero this way and post pics in 72 years. be back 1 hour 1269315750862 Hughbie: wtf with all the jabbering above...just become the road runner and you'll leave that bullet for dea. 1269316132424 Hughbie: wtf with all the jabbering above...just become the road runner and you'll leave that bullet for dead 1269316134797 Anonymous: However, you would have to gain more energy immediately as the bullet is fired, because as soon the bullet is freed, mass is reduced, energy is lost, causing you and the bullet to slow down. Energy (Speed) is lost when you fire the bullet and split. The bullet gets a tiny portion by mass, and you get the bulk. Killing yourself. Think about throwing a rock in space for example. 1269505681982 Anonymous: That is, assuming this is all done in a vacuum, and that you have a way to achieve enough energy to reach speeds that high. To do it on earth would allow you to fire it faster than you are moving, but I don't know if you'd survive the air resistance. 1269505921965 cyroth: since the only thing that can move with the speed of light is light both, you and the bullet must be light. If you watch it from somewhere else the bullet will travel at the same speed as you but for you it will look like the bullet would fly away with the speed of light. both observations are true! at least that is what relative theory teaches us. 1269775611970 Anonymous: one question...aren't you already dead with this speed at a oben...platform witz raods? :D 1269788958241 nameless: two words: terminal velocity 1270776471928 eddieo: the bullet would never leave the barrel because it does not have enough energy to travel faster than the speed of light. 1270779355677 Anonymous: There would be no time for the person who is traveling at the speed of light. The faster you travel through SPACE, the less you move forward Through time. The speed of light is simply the max velocity anything can move through space. If you move at the max velocity, then you freeze in time. While at the speed of light, the man would be frozen until slown, so the bullet would never be fired. 1270803031421 Anonymous: Gun would explode, trajectory of gasses and shrapnel would be everywhere but forward 1270810260393 Anonymous: SAME THINg THAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIVIDE BY ZERO.....DOOMMEED 1271285900273 ArmsReach: Bullet can't take that air resistance and the lead would fragment while you pass through the shards. 1271289328546 a78589645: Fuck people. If you know nothing about the theory of relativity, then stop making up shit guesses at it. Anonymous gets it, light is massless- you and your damn bike and gun ain't. 1271293979700 Anonymous: Things with mass can't go the speed of light. 1271298442178 petepru95: Mass = Energy @ the speed of light (remember E=MC^2) Also nothing can move faster than light. Speed is not relative, it is time that is relative. So light is always going in a straight line at 186,000 mile/s . Spacetime can be bent curved and light is still going same speed in that spacetime blackholes dont bend light they bend spacetime back onto itself. For the sake of the joke, he offed himself 1271305577981 MrNonChalant: im hella surprised no one made a comment about there being a "nigger" holding the gun lol. is this really the first intellegent conversation ive seen on here. good job guys lmao 1271310355735 Anonymous: advice: 1. read "relativity, the special and general theory" by einstein. 2. read "spacetime physics" by wheeler. these are both easy books that even you guys might understand. 3. stfu. 1271310782469 Anonymous: The bullet looks back at you then gives you the finger. 1271355011672 Pokerlord: there is a big formula to take the result of this image, but as claser you get to speed of light, the sum of the speeds reduce, the bullet would just stand still out of the gun 1271362398830 Anonymous: you cant move with the light of speed. assumung normal mechanics would work, and parts of relativity also, the Bullet would move forward from you, but backwards in Time. 1271437778837 Anonymous: natural laws slow time down so... the fastest anything can go is 99.99% the speed of light 1272314140777 Youngin: I wish you retards would learn your fucking theory. Nothing can be OBSERVED moving faster than the speed of light, 1272314718768 SmashaGash: So what then if he wasn't holding a gun, what if he was holding a flashlight? 1272317604119 Grave: one hell of a car 1272318106543 cheesecake: After reading all these comments - I'm willing to give it a try (pow) 1272336504311 craphere: guys If youre moving so fast u would need a protection what can take a tank projectil no matter.. 1272405547893 craphere: But the bullet woulnd leve the gun .. 1272405564601 spoooks1: Wopuld the bullet actually leave the gun? 1272406361757 spoooks1: Would the bullet actually leave the gun? 1272407269660 Limerick: Matter cannot move at the speed of light. 1272427877698 Youngin: You're all fucking morons i hate you all 1272454976432 Anonymous: lol youngin... that ended this thread so perfectly 1273295956675 Invailid: asuming that you moving with the speed of 299 792 458 m/s and that the bullet is moving with a speed of829 m/s , this would mean that the bullet would be moving backwards.(still traveling away from you but also traveling toward you) 1274982132320 Invailid: oh and btw that you would be traveling in a straight line ( not around the globe style) 1274982227467 Mr. Anonymous: good way to break you fucking gun dumbass 1274984921664 Psychotica: Yeah, The closer you get to the speed of light the slower time becomes, as mass which also increases has an affect on time (Orbiting planets slows down time). This is because of E=MC^2. There is a boundary which cannot be crossed. This universal speed cannot be beaten, therefore if you tried to get faster than the speed of light the time would be sufficiently slow enough for the bullet to etc...:) 1275687316424 GrYm: Apart from the scientific definition, does anyone really understand what light is ? 1275688311543 Anonoman: It's like you are all speaking about different things. The picture asks no questions. However the bullet would actually move forward in time so........, nothing as such has ever occurred so we can not make truthful predictions about this event...........i know how the Big Bang started and how it will end :'( 1275689697911 Anonymous: knightofadiya, the bullet will actually age slower than you to compensate for its thrust forward in time. As such, the speed at which light travels from the gun to the bullet will essentially increase (it doesn't, but lets think like it does), from the bullets perspective. 1275690150204 Anonymous: i end up inside your mother 1275692086991 Uncle Harvey: As the bullet approaches the speed of light, it begins to lose mass... when it hits the speed of light, ithat's when it has lost all mass and, in fact, does become light... remember, mass and energy are really the same thing... as far as walking with the flashlight, the speed of the light doesn't change, just the frequency.... it becomes blue shifted in the direction of travel... 1275694232257 Anonymous: bunch a retards 1275724538434 Anonymous: The bullet travels thru time and kills the last humpback whale! 1275728944332 Anonymous: tachyons 1275736542424 Anonymous: Only correct answer... You're travelling at the speed of light, so why bother with the gun. 1275793661760 Anonymous: ^^Nope. It's the oppisite you have a gun why bother with the speed of light? 1275794733728 Anonymous: I'm gonna end this argument by referencing from 'A Brief History of Time' by Hawking. This is on page 21 of the tenth adversary edition. As things move faster, their mass increases, thus requiring more energy for acceleration. The bullet would never leave the gun. Also, it is impossible for the guy to reach the speed of light because his mass would be infinite thus the energy required would be too 1275795665697 Anonymous: Also, Uncle Harvey has it backwards. As things move closer to the speed of light, they lose mass, not gain it. 1275797022316 Anonymous: I is stupid. I meant to say that they gain mass not lose it. 1275797076359 Anonymous: I tink it wud exploed ! 1275799926917 GhostNinja: BITCHES PLZ HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE FOURTH INDIANA JONES MOVIE!!! 1275799998166 Anonymous: @ GhostNinja Then it would cause a nuclear explosion just like at the begining of the indiana jones movie!!! 1275800820702 Anonymous: nothing can travel faster than the speed of light and walking forward and turning on a light does not make the light travel any faster matter that approaches the speed of light will actually never exceed it due to the fact that time slows down exponentially the closer to the speed of light that an object comes 1275860751828 Invailid: oh snap. i thought it was going the other way 1276116171505 darkstan 1276136336427 Uncle Harvey: Good job 22316 - I came back to correct the statement if no one had caught it, but you were on your toes and explained a key point. 1276140194466 Uncle Harvey: petepru95, you are also right, but it's the outside observer to that ray of light who is deceived - because it radiates out from any single point in he shape of a sphere. Yes, it's a straight line, but an infinite number of them.. This is what leads to the "double-slit" anomolies 1276140625112 Anonymous: Your traveling at the speed of light, when you shoot the bullet wont go out. It wouldnt be able to travel out fast enough. You'd probably just knock the gun into your face. Killing you by lightspeed pistol whip. 1276141325490 Anonymous: Actually... the speed of the bullet will be, speed of light+speed of a normal bullet 1276211091562 Anonymous: at first yes but it will slow down dramatically, so fast that it would just kill you right after shooting it 1276211379882 Narol: Ok enough! Mass can't possibly beat the speed of light such as metal, therefore anything that uses the speed of light wil age faster - while the mass ages slower. 1276212462800 Narol: will* 1276212496688 Teh Rob: Arn't we forgetting that at some point in time this runaway speed of light buggy is going to hit into the 1970's cop-chase-fruit-cart in the middle of the universe? 1276214077801 Anonymous: darl flow puts paid to all your comments.... 1276214396267 Anonymous: somebody just needs to get on their skateboard and get moving at the speed of light and shoot a pistol and have someone else record the aftermath 1276215012829 Narol: Ok? 1276226660461 yetnotdead: if you're travelling at the speed of light time stands still and you wont be able to pull the trigger ;) 1276372920288 Anonymous: im glad everyone knows what its like to travel at the speed of light... 1276374509303 ilich91: YOU CANNOT TRAVEL AT THE SPEEED OF LIGHT BECAUSE U HAVE MASS!!! 1276385110805 Anonymous: you kids crack me up. now for the practicle application. htis problem has already been ran into with the invention of air travel at supersonic speeds. you can not fire guns at that speed, you end up hitting your own bullets. Korean and viet nam jet fighter pilots found this out when trying to dog fight chinese aircraft, you have to slow down or you die. 1276408203598 kosty88: i think if we traverl at the speed of light our electrons will stop spinning... so the will be no more attraction force between atoms and we will fall appart 1276433923658 Anonymous: 0805: So do photons and they travel at the speed of light. 1280915546568 Anonymous: How is this relevant? No oxygen, thus no gun fired. 1280917220529 Charles Bronson: The starting premise is false. You can't get up to the speed of light because you have mass. You can get close but time dilation will slow time, preventing the bullet from going fast enough to exceed the speed of light. It will get slightly closer to the speed of light than you, you'll perceive it as going at bullet speed but your frame of reference has a slower passage of time. 1281335211377 Anonymous: Einstein would cry if he read these comments... 1281343632600 Anonymous: you all are FUCKING NERSDS!!! 1281344058657 Anonymous: The correct answer is, you can't travel at the speed of light, so no, you won't kill yourself because the bullet will move faster than you,. 1281396068194 Mike13815: If you were traveling at the speed of light, the velocity of the blood in your body that is supposed to be moving in the forward direction will be converted to mass. AT the speed of light, matter has the maximum level of energy (besides rotational energy) it can hold. Add any more energy, it will be converted to mass. Any more mass will be converted to energy. 1281418133308 Mike13815: The bullet will move forward. The relative energy on your half of the system will accelerate you backwards. Because of the relative dialation of time, you will see the bullet as if it's moving as fast as a bullet should 1281418238668 Anonymous: YOUARE ALL WRONG; if tou were to travel at the speed of light, you wouldnt even exist anymore, you would turn into atoms. 1287201834416 Flarp: It kills me how most people here cannot solve simple math equations. Yet, they are going to troll with the theory of relativity. Keep truckin rainman. 1287214799619 Anonymous: To the shooter, it will appear to fire normally, but because the faster you travel through space, the slower you travel through time, the shooter, the train and the bullet will all appear to be travelling much slower to an observer, and in anycase none will exceed light speed relative to the space outside (and so, any observer) because of time slowing for the train, shooter and bullet. 1287251489777 Anonymous: assuming that you have mass, you cannot be traveling at the speed of light. 1287349979399 Limerick: Nothing happens as gunpowder isn't enough to accelerate a molecule at near the speed of light. 1287362440917 Knome: you sir would be dead..the G force would make you Fap until u die 1287430728210 evilgenius: to all those who think the bullet would go faster... GET AN EDUCATION 1287465867402 Anonymous: si fueras a la speed of de luz tu masa seria infinita....cosa que es impocible 1287472458571 Harvey: I am also posting in this thread. 1287488725882 Phadrus: ^Faggots! Faggots! Faggots! Your missing the point. The point being can you fire enough bullets to slow yourself down once you have reached the speed of light. Duh!!!! 1287489028571 evilgenius: NO ONE CAN OR WILL TRAVEL AT THE FUCKING SPEED OF LIGHT!!! just the attempt would kill you... as you get closer to the speed of light, you'd just be crushed into oblivion 1287489715846 Phadrus: evilgenius>> ^Are you retarded. Have you seen Star Trek? Not only is faster than light speed possible, but if you go fast enough you can go back in time. Stoopid! 1287492852546 Phadrus: 4416: Eh, aren't we already atoms? 1287492939368 Tokolosh: If for arguments sake you could travel at the speed of light to attempt this you would at some point turn around and see your self travelling at the speed of light pointing a gun at yourself which would make you turn around to defend at which point you would lose the game. 1287493205975 Anonymous: As the gun fires, a wormhole opens to a long time ago in galaxy far far away and Princess Leia reaches through and pulls me off. 1287496633737 Anonymous: information between two particles travels faster than the speed of light. 1287504467571 George: People...The bullet never leaves the barrel. 1287522632315 YuLiekPicturz: Lets be clear, the speed of light is not the maximum speed. Let me elaborate, when you are driving your car at 60mph and have your lights on, the light goes with lightspeed +60mph. Traveling at the speed of light however is impossible as is firing a bullet against the speed of light as it would explode instantly 1287522765326 fucktards: The gun, bullet, and skateboard dude can't exist at the speed of light since they have mass. 1287526128144 BnSneky: it's all relative 1287526275935 Phadrus: What does my cousin have to do with it? 1287549091105 Bongochops: Actually, when the guy on the skateboard moved his arm forward to aim the gun, his arm moved faster than light 1287562249799 Anonymous: you cant move at the speed of light dumasses, even if the guy is moving at 99.99% of the speed of light and you fire a bullet the bullet would go only 99.99999% of the speed of light. it will never move faster because the faster you go the slower time goes relative to you the bullet would be in a separate time that you slowing it to a point that is less that the speed of light. 1287891180290 FlarP: People are funny when they aregue theory as fact. Zomg. Thanks for the lulz 1287891237916 Well: Speed of light is relative,it must have been told that you are in vacuum,where speed of light equals to 300 000 kilometers per hour 1288033798388 evilgenius: @ Phadrus LOL, i forgot the Captain Kirk variable 1288069249283 Anonymous: v = (v1 + v2)/(1 + v1*v2/c^2) .. put 2x speed of light (unreachable) there 1288101293755 protonX80: EINSTEIN WAS WRONG !! 1288262276372 Anonymous: NERDSSSSS! 1288280791147 Anonymous: I did this once....I'm fine. 1288293772613 Anonymous: I'm doing astrophysiscs at Uni and I'm telling you that the bllet cannot go faster than light so i win x 1288295346543 Nickeh43: Maybe a bullet CAN travel faster than the speed of light, if it comes out of the right gun? 1288302984778 abokittens: anon way up there said if you move at the speed of light, you freeze time. this implies that light travels instantly from one point to another. also scientists have theorized that if we place a gravitational force in front of an object as use that to propel it, that object in theory has the potential to move faster than the speed of light. 1289050063382 abokittens: but like what droid said, because of the friction of the stuff around you, you would instantly be killed, even in space because of lingering hydrogen atoms 1289050120927 Bauhaus: Some of the answers in here are strait out of the book of fail. The answer is, that reletive to the shooter the bullet will behave normally, but because the faster an object moves through space, the slower it moves through time, the bullet (relative to the rest of the universe) will move slower than light through space. 1289050809803 Anonymous: ^ Correct answer. Everything else is just ignorance, stupidity and too much ScFi 1289050940100 abokittens: the graph for the energy required to move faster than the speed of light is not linear though, its exponential. im pretty sure whatever amount of energy given off by the gun powder is, it is not enough to propel the bullet to a speed faster so the bullet would just stay inside the gun 1289051061374 BnSneky: no way 1289051105585 Anonymous: ^^No the bullet would fire normally, but because it has mass, it cannot travel faster than light, therefore time slows down. Bauhaus, above is correct 1289051417818 abokittens: wait, yea i just thought about it lol does go faster. except for him saying answer lol, there was no question, just arguements 1289051696654 Anonymous: When things travel with speed of light the time stands still... hard to pull the trigger when the time stands still... PWND by physics 1289155080540 KingVulture: the bullet would cease to be solid matter and in doing so all except the electrons and nuetron would slip out of spacetime into hyperspace and the only way to decelerate it would be collision with an event horizon such as a black hole or wornhole. 1289719020641 Anonymous: Speed of the bullet would be about 800kmph relative to the person shooting it 1291683799405 chrud: you can't cheat the cosmic speed limit, dude, no matter how hard you troll! 1295199845865 Anonymous: You're asking an impossible question. Ignoring one piece of physics to propose a question does not provide for a valid discussion. Nothing with mass can move at or beyond the speed of light. So figure out how to get that gun moving at 'c', than maybe we can talk. 1304146233392 Anonymous: Oh, and to the "hold flashlight and walk forward" you're a complete retard. The light is still moving at the same speed. Your mind i so small you cannot wrap your head around it. I bet you think that a lightyear long pole would allow for instant data transmission as well via poking. 1304146376133 Anonymous: Wow..quite a scientific discussion goin' on here in the cesspoool 1304150974116 Furore23: I am made completely from pure science. 1304168282301 Anonymous: i like TotallyNasty's point about there not being a fixed point in the universe. who is to say the person being observed isn't still and the observer is moving at the speed of light? 1304185907391 Anonymous: however, TotallyNasty is wrong about walking with a flashlight. light travels at the same speed no matter what. even if you were traveling at half the speed of light and turned on a flashlight the light coming out of it would still be traveling at the speed of light. that's why they call it "the speed of light". lol 1304186014251 Westin: the bullet wudnt even leave the chamber 1304205557990 Kirk Diggler: As you approach the speed of light your atoms begin to seperate and you dissapear as photons and energy along with your gun, thus you will not even be around to fire your gun you fucking retards, just think about it for more than five seconds before you start typing. GOLL!!!! 1304206552201 MrSandyNigger: And thus niggers were born! 1304373802606 Anonymous: All matter becomes pure energy at photon speed. 1304381327948 eyedol: the bullet would not move at the speed of light relative to you 1305031755375 Anonymous: the bullet wouldn't be able to travel at the speed of light and would tear through the back of the gun and the dude as well. killshot. 1305038014768 MegaShit: This whole thread is a fucking sad indictment of the American education system!!! 1305051809433 Furore23: Jesus Christ, JUST GO AND WATCH 'COSMOS' IDIOTS! 1305054001656 Anonymous: when you reached light speed gun loses material self and became energy. so there's no way to use a gun with moving at the speed light 1307131555975 Lickathesplit: Maybe it is just un educated me, but no matter gr8er then light particals can reach the speed of light without some form of a shield .. If you use a shield, also use a bullet proof vest for you will catch up to the only once propulsed bullet. Science has proven there is a power that exceeds the speed of light by the way !! The gravity of a black hole exceeds the escape velocity of light particles 1307134321599 Lickathesplit: and yes !! it was me that inlightened you scientists wannabees .. 1307134435270 Anonymous: YOU CANNOT TRAVEL AT SPEED OF LIGHT 1307135809291 Lickathesplit: O RLY ??? 1307136583796 Anonymous: einstein was a troll 1307139047556 TimeTraveller: @889 Wrong, so wrong. Thought can travel in an instant. I can connect with everything that is, and everything that ever was and ever will be, in as quick or as long a time as I will myself to do it. 1307139231585 Lickathesplit: Yeah, but thoughts can't spend a vacation on a distant planet can they, and if so, what would be the point of that 1307142943721 Anonymous: information passes between entangled pairs faster than the speed of light. i wonder if they are really the same object except we perceive them to be in 2 different places at the same time because we have such a limited view of the real Universe. 1307145676562 Lickathesplit: Sounds elaborate untill you realise that information is physical, tiny outbursts of electricity, like solar flames sort of speak. A reaction of your neural network to cope with input .. Try again plzz.. 1307148950495 Anonymous: Lets pretend you could withstand the G's and had a gun made out of a element that could also take it, you'd have no way of taking down the results, as we'd need light to image the bullet into our eyes, which ofc is impossible at Light speed 1307281239156 Lickathesplit: Facepalm !!! 1307281898558 Xenophobe: You would have disintegrated looong before you could have pulled the trigger 1310340035640 Anonymous: gun would recoil about 1000 feet per sec. and rip threw body, bullet keeps going at speed of light. 1311557988501 MarkosT: I like wagons, just not wagons that go the speed of light 1311559324901 Canit: None of us are getting laid 1311559746380 Flarp: I'll have to get with Morgan Freeman to check this out. Thanks for all the lightspeed tips! 1311593762917 Greeft: And you get overtaken by some speeding neutrons. 1317860550400 Raven's Wing: The bullet would travel back in time and kill you in the past 1317971811399 Anonymous: The faster you travel, the greater your mass (it increases as you accelerate), therefore, the bullet itself would weigh a hell of a lot more at close to the speed of light - therefore the ammount of gunpowder in the cartridge would be insufficient to actually launch the bullet due to it's increased mass. Game. Set, and Match. Suck it, losers!! 1326580662594 darkstan: ^ * 'its' not 'it's'. So close. Please see 'Skull of Regret' for more information. LOL 1326580745922 Anonymous: I like girls because breasts... 1326588319817 Anonymous: either all you fuckers dont know what the fuck trolling is... OR the op is the hugest f4ggot ever...OR your trolling level is fucking asian.... 1327102407443 Chinese Baby Soup!!: suicide 1327152997358 Moongrim: You'd be unable to perceive the bullet. 1327161946672 Decorum: I feel so smart. 1328067344415 Tattoos: Have none of you ever had a common housefly buzzing around inside your car? Are you all that fucking stupid? 1328068597633 Anonymous: Relativity is all about frame of reference. From your own frame of reference, you are stationary. You fire the bullet and observe it act as a normal bullet would. From the frame of reference of someone who sees you as moving at the speed of light, the bullet stays the same speed as you and never leaves the gun. 1328111118909 SolF: y'know, you ought to have a closed vehicle...... 1337161800196 munch347: Since time is a function of light, traveling at C would stop all function. 1342680520736 Anonymous: OK, I officially admit I'M a fool, but, LS is an absolute, like infinity, you can't add or subtract from it. Technically, the bullet would never leave the gun. 1353831081550 Mah.Zad.Yar: There's Nothing Wrong with this pic exept the part it say "u movin' AT the speed of light" ruthr than "u movin' slightly under the speed of light" in this case u see the bullet is escaping u at the normal bullet speed but for the observer who draw this pic the bullet is travelling slightly under the speed of light but a liitle faster than the shooter! 1353938828175 Anonymous: ^8909 I see what you did there, applying the current scientific understanding of relativity. The scientific community would agree with you. They don't know that shooting a bullet while travelling at light speed actually transports you to another dimension, run by super-intelligent, midget, flightless ducks named Howard, who are quack-fu masters. 1353945318105 obadiah: for the love of Christ, read an elemntary book on relativity. The laws of Newtonian physics don't apply at the speed of light. Things stranger than fiction do apply. 1369562700246 Anonymous: Zephrane Cochran says you're all wrong, since he's already building the Warp 5 Complex. 1369620501615 Anonymous: No, you're not! You cannot achieve the speed of light! 1526531401414 Anonymous: too long 1,700 mph and what is wrong with train has lower speed 268 km/h 1526544082632 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Lickathesplit Furore23 ) , hated by 2 (last: Nanomachines Reemis ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/90958/YOU_ARE_MOVING_AT_THE_SPEED_OF_LIGHT

HEY ATHEISTS: If god doesn't exist, then how jesus walked on water? CHECKMATE.

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1276757809916.png Info: PNG, 31 Kbytes (650x650) Added by: Grave (Jun 17, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Grave: Yeah atheists, how? 1276768240420 Anonymous: If God exists then why does he let people write books full of fiction and lies, and claim it's his word? 1276768345160 devshade: because he is FUCKING HOOVER-JESUS!!!!! 1276769332560 anonymous 1276771856859 Furore23: He used boat-shoes. 1276790217993 Cleetus: Because it was fucking Frozen. 1276880408396 AlienNation: When the sun (son) rises or sets at the horizon, you see the cross and that's how the sun walk on the water. 1276881815525 Sasi: Because he walked on an oil slick from a BP (Bethlehem Petroleum) spill. 1276889227656 Anonymous: who´s there to proof the water walking? 1276952750406 zbloh: the people who made up the walk-on-water-story were probably on meth or lsd 1276954158968 the7rafe7: i lol'd and then i was like stiltz 1276962321711 cybersinner: Sand bar 1276981235313 Sasi: Jesus was not a mesías, but a ship. There were some translation errors in the Bible. 1277003208883 Sasi: ^I meant "Messiah" 1277003335676 (show all comments) Atheist: If God doesn't exist why did He create choirboys? 1277003665458 Anonymous: lol @ boat shoes 1277015611791 Anonymous: Anyone can walk on water if it is frozen. 1277058795980 Moongrim: Did he? Do it again wanker 1277060481960 Anonymous: Were you there? Then shut the 1277082575133 Anonymous: This isn't a checkmate, fucknut. Pictures or it didn't happen. 1277183613177 Warg: styrofoam shoes, duh!! 1277366819850 Sasi Where is your god now? 1277367195875 Atheist: I was there, and it didn't. 1277367686565 Anonymous: Oh, yeah, that is a totally valid argument- that TOTALLY happened, I'm sorry christianity. 1278606628817 Moongrim: The water was frozen, dipshit. 1278628819975 Anonymous: jesus is a fag? walking on water is a shitty power. changing water into wine is much better. he's a gay compared to krishna who killed thousands of demons with his magic sword! 1278632282913 Grave: ^But jesus is son of god! derp. 1278639095493 Anonymous: Ice Ice Baby..... 1278656735376 Anonymous: He learn from Shinobi ... I believe it was Hatouri Hanzo .... It's true I'm his disciple also ... 1278660111324 Anonymous: YOU SUCK AT TROLLING 1278675015374 Synonymous: YOU TROLL AT SUCKING 1278675851773 Grave: YOU AT TROLL SUCKING 1278684112777 Anonymous: Chris Angel walked on water too. Jesus already returned as chris angel and left you behind. Kill yourself. 1278693677736 Bansheeflyer: As far as we know, Jesus or God never existed. People don't walk on water because God makes them...the walk on water because they found a way to make their body less dense than water. 1278748202253 Anonymous: he typed walkonwater in his command promt 1278762638442 Anonymous: not with that grammar obviously. 1278801418312 Anonymous: he was drunk, alchohal makes us all do weird ass shit....trust me 1278810653270 Nickeh43: Maybe he was actually one of those little insects (or was it a frog?) that has a density less than that of water (or some shit), and when it runs quickly it doesn't break the water's surface... yep, that was jesus 1278816120580 Anonymous: SUCKING TROLL AT YOU 1278829300832 Grave: ^^Fucking lizards, how do they work? 1278833636614 Anonymous: "Jesus walked on water" means that he is going in the winter on a freezy lake :D 1278846305397 Anonymous: ice in the near east? he never walked on water! they all took too much alcohol and drugs in this time... 1278853346584 Anonymous: TROLL SUCKING YOU AT 1278920539776 cogent: He knew where the rock were. 1279033210144 TitsMagoo: I'd prefer to ask WHY the fuck bother walking on water? Would me much cooler to fly through the air or just fucking !!POOOF!! into existence. Walking on water was kinda 'old skool'. Besides, it didn't happen or those religious zealots would have chucked rocks at him for being a demon. 1279111140891 Ozzy Osbourne: I would have turned the bloody water into blood and then fucking bathed in it. Fucking Jewish poofter. 1279111364287 Anonymous: becouse jesus used chakra control, obvious 1280583322967 Anonymous: same fuckin way chris fuckin angel did...........MAGIC 1280621299497 maynard462: if god exsists, then why the fuck didn't he just teleport? i mean...if i could walk on water, i'm pretty sure i could find a way to teleport 1280621357568 Anonymous: jesus was a water bug 1280621590658 Anonymous: HIS HOVERRRCRRRAFT WAS FULL OF EEEELLLZZZZ!!! 1281558304923 cliptoe 1281559886440 Anonymous: he didnt you homo 1281724484974 ck13013: the correct answer is, 'he was being pulled behind a jet ski and those fag's didnt have glasses back then so yeah. ftb. 1281724705552 DEADBOLT: AT YOU TROLL SUCKING 1281730029763 Anonymous: he learned from the tooth fairy and santa clause. fucking idiots will believe anything if there are enough other fucking idiots saying it's true. fuck. 1281738297429 tokunbo: walked on water ???-------------PROVE IT 1281791407772 Anonymous: he did just walk on the stones... 1281791855841 Anonymous: jebus is an alien, thats why 1281794887831 Anonymous: Pics or didn't happen 1281812270286 Hellcat1138: his cock morph into..... a motor boat 1281819315348 Anonymous: pic's or it didnt happean!!! 1282792970870 Flarp: Winter 1282794994269 sickfuck88: he knew where all the stumps were 1282795217863 Anonymous: HEY NIGGER: If nigger doesn't nigger, then how nigger walked on nigger? CHECKNIGGER. 1282795218894 Anonymous: The story of Jesus walking on water is just a story. Like Thomas the steamengine. It isn't a true event. It just teaches a lesson. Thats what the whole bible/koran/ Wahtever your religious text is. A long list of lessons to live a decent life. IT NEVER HAPPENED. 1282812872495 Anonymous: fictitious people can do anything 1282862811781 Anonymous: IN THE BOOK OF REVELATION, "WATER" IS DEFINED TO MEAN PEOPLE. SO IN ESSENSE JESUS WALKED ON THE PEOPLE WHO WERE WALKING IN DARKNESS .....IGNORANT. 1282876532724 Anonymous: I read this book once about a hobbit who did some cool stuff and things, it's really cool because since it's a book it's got to be true so I'm thinking one day I can become a hobbit and do cool stuff and things. 1282882208192 de profundis: surfing...lol 1282955135124 Flarp: Hey Christians, if angry pickle relish, anal ball bust, chatanooga! You fail because of slippery boopash! I figure since none of these are making a shit bit of sense I'd sing along. 1283059812458 Flarp: Jesus: Tits or gtfo! lol 1283059850500 Anonymous: he used really long stilts 1283125109884 Anonymous: he didn't 1285442767151 Anonymous: he walked on plexiglass (see criss angel) 1285456926857 Intyze: "then how jesus walked on water?" 1285620548891 Anonymous: Obviously, there HAS to be some sort of uber space ghost to explain that one. Try this one........there was no jebus....it is all a lie. There, it's explained. 1285629714424 Grave: ^pics or it didn't happen. 1285630475956 RebelAnonymous: 6440 at least has a pic, you have a science-fiction book. Dogs 1 - jebus 0 1285662884369 Grave: ^you wouldn't have pics if god haven't existed in the first place. dumb fuck. 1285664492521 Flarp: Thank you OP. Now I believe. 1285683809184 sickfuck88: he knew where all the stumps where 1285709426437 VolTec: Hey christians:if god exists, how come you all fail so hard at trolling? 1285718586132 RebelAnonymous: Saint Grave: god exist because the bible say so, and the bible is true... do you ever ear about circular logic ? fuckin genious LOL 1285723180126 Anonymous: He can walk on water cuz the bible is bullshit fairytales! 1285729038139 Anonymous: he didnt, cos hes not real ^o^ 1285752437784 Anonymous: Chris Angel?? 1285752530571 Flarp: Water was thicker back them 1286884903330 Paraguay: If Jesus walk on water... How can God exist? 1286927437520 Anonymous: Its because he didnt you religious faggot. 1288556904630 Anonymous: HAX! 1288585259336 Anonymous: jesus didn't walk on water chuck norris did 1288609348791 Phadrus: It was obviously mistranslated. What was said to be water, was actually asphalt. 1288610852424 Anonymous: he walked on water because he's a wizard 1288613134546 Phadrus: 4546>> ^Well, duh! That is pretty much what they've been saying for 2000 years. 1288650190137 FlaRp: Jesus. Champion figureskater 30ad; until that Tonya Harding bitch broke his leg. 1288657189422 Ghostkey: Meth is a hell of a drug, also: DID, how DID jesus.. 1288793059668 Anonymous: The bible is lies. 1288799746575 arthur: LOL, there is not much more funny than religious people using STUPID claims to prove their faith !!! STFU if You cannot argue properly ... 1288816972379 Anonymous: WHAT THAT PISS IS GOIN ON UP IN THIS NIGGER!!!! FUCKIN ATHEIST WHORES!! 1288821976909 Anonymous: ^ typical believer. fffuuuuuu... 1288822742971 azo9swall0ded: shouldn't believe everything you read. 1288826423661 Anonymous: If we're all gods children, what made jesus so special? hasn't there been martyrs since him? If he was walking on water and he tripped, what would happen? 1288938449526 mizakanator: :P 1288943114419 Doyousmell: Me & The Troll used to take the TROLLY! 1290700469806 Anonymous: Two words: surface tension 1290716352359 Lickathesplit: Sheer concentration, Peter repeaded that shit in the same fairytail. I can walk on burning coles, top that J. !! 1291809914924 Anonymous: If God exists why do I still not give a shit? 1291812296593 Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1yxDWxUIM0 1291826350456 Anonymous: ^Brit fag! 1291833716880 Pyro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsLMV2gS6nY&feature=BF&list=PL98CD42DA7B95C696&index=3&shuffle=150 1291895857782 Anonymous: it's simple. shit floats. 1291950170718 Der Einsiedler: If god doesn’t exist, how do you spell "dog" backwards? 1292193057635 Anonymous: the water was only an inch deep. 1292193653811 Anonymous: Jese did not walk on water. He walked beside it 1293321999828 leashedHATE: Magnets, damnit and ice. 1293322379919 Greeft: Hey Christians, If telephones are oranges how come prawns don't dance? I rest my case. 1293346304427 Anonymous: BEACUSE SHIT FLOATS! 1293953119661 Greeft: Hey Atheists, if sausages are clairvoyant how come brake discs aren't amoeba? I think you'll find that is check and mate on this argument. 1293958141138 Anonymous: cus it was frozen ...... 1294467013667 Anonymous: cus it was frozen ...... check mate for real 1294467058417 Anonymous: checkmate on the realtime my light-skinned-african-/b/rothas...'bout time that got settled! 1294467859984 Anonymous: criss angel walked on water too. 1300669237685 GalacticStar: Oo and so do water spiders. (water skippers) 1300669272182 Canucklehead: He knew where the rocks were,,,, 1302202102848 MAELSTHUR: bc that was a cool story on the year 1-100, and 100-1900 but not anymore bc that never happened really ... 1302207363981 JustGodlike: cause he was a damn junkie! 1304037304344 crazyassmofo: Jesus is fucken cool 1304048530948 Korzo: Weren't no surface tension .. it was sexual tension. Mary bent over and he made a cockshot. 1304080890171 Anonymous: he didnt, idiots 1304784277431 eyedol: Jesus is a fairy story 1305031543370 BnSneky: special shoes 1305042613685 cv011: If God doesn't exist, why are you doing mess with internet. Tell me!!! You fucking retard. 1305043740789 Glennocide: thius makes me laf so hard stupid christfags! 1305813449241 Lickathesplit: LOL @ Bn sneky comment.. 1315269760517 Anonymous: Who is Jesus? 1317427181181 Anonymous: I walk on water all of the time. It's called puddles. 1318383871494 koda12: athiest fags, wheres your athiesm now?!? 1318385718158 Anonymous: Christian fags, where's y our spell check? 1318644942560 Weeble: Good point OP, maybe athiest scumbags will grow a pair and finally accept the truth 1318648367297 Canucklehead: He knew where the rocks were,,, 1318797984145 GibblesNBits 1318798173580 Anonymous: Besides the lack of proper grammar used in the topic's picture, *AHEM*, Hey Christians, if God didn't exist yet Jesus is his son, Jesus wouldn't exist either. 1321578058122 honghavok: Photoshop! 1321583403342 Anonymous: can god create a stone which he himself can't lift? 1322325392898 Anonymous: YOUR ALL RACOSTS! The burdon of proof is on you to proof he didn;t! 1322326411962 The Original Spoon: Water was thicker back then. Even thicker than the minds of religidopes in this day and age. 1322326774196 Willy Nilly: Assuming the Myths in that OLD BOOK of fantasies is relevant, there should be spiders under your toilet seat, right? 1322329258448 BnSneky: did'nt 1322332193320 Anonymous: Answering a question with a question... Pathetic. Go die. 1328070525563 Anonymous: gods a lie 1328116142972 Anonymous: Here is what happened. Jesus (pronounced hay-zeus, for the record) snuck across the border from Mexico by crossing a river. He found life was better up north, and he wondered..... what if I go farther north? So he snuck right up to Canada. Only it was very cold, so instead of swimming he just walked right across the river, which was frozen. The bible doesn't say liquid water. Just saying. 1328126557919 been there bangin': am disappoint 1328127461644 Anonymous: Hey Christian: who wrote the bible? 1328129091609 Canucklehead: He knew where the rocks were...... 1328131483765 Anonymous: @1328129091609 The King James version was written anonymously by british authors under the direction of King James. These authors loosely tanslated prior texts with great artistic license. Given the time period, the quality of the work and the fact that King James had closed the playhouses because he viewed them to be dens of impropriety, scholars widely believe Shakespear wrote a good bit of it. 1328132302327 Anonymous: maybe it was not exactly walking more like swimming and then it was the dead sea and not really crawling 1328271501367 JustGodlike: hes a muppet 1329281459563 Anonymous: how do you know Jesus walked on the water, you read in the book? 1330125823651 Anonymous: because it's a story dumbass op 1330165861995 Anonymous: Is this some kind of troll tring to troll trolls in a way so obvious that it's annoying? It's some kind of UBERTROLL 1330171270682 Ceesaurus: (>,<) Couldn't find the "Fuck The Bus, I'm Jesusing" pic.. 1330180961235 Ceesaurus: https://samoaramata.wordpress.com/2011/12/25/look-god-im-jesusing/ Hmm, had to go off site for it... 1330181123718 Anonymous: He didn't the bible says he did. the bible is man made and i can prove it 1330213340255 Anonymous: God hates niggers 1330552164215 Anonymous: Um? Shit floats on water? 1343017525245 Anonymous: I walk on water every winter 1343017711662 Smeggy: He didn't it's a made up story 1343628984851 Uncle Harvey: Haven't you heard of hard water? 1343631356995 Fl@rp: simple. it was winter. 1343631443653 Anonymous: DUH! DUH! DUH! DUH! DUH!!! 1354010718774 JustGodlike: Jesus walked over the water, and i walked over Jesus! 1354301539955 been there bangin': pics or it never happend. 1354309782251 Anonymous: to all christian dipshits phase walk on water in that era actually meant walking along the river bank beside the water. its another example how a book that has been rewritten and edited 14 times convinces dickhead that religion is real 1365851398492 Anonymous: Perhaps religion is not real, but God is. And this is coming from an agnostic atheist, who knows for sure he doesn't know if God is real. 1365902800348 Anonymous: He walked on water because there was no pavement. 1365953010587 Anonymous: god is fake and so is jesus , adults shouldn't believe in imaginary friends 1366062936101 Anonymous: ^ you're wrong. God is unconditional love. forget religion. muslims, jew, christs etc..full of shit. 1366064624980 Anonymous: Hey morons.... God gave us FREE WILL - If he intervenes, then there is no free will! 1366105499505 Anonymous: Where is the Photo - or GTFO 1368278827454 Anonymous: someone was sweeping a floor that was still wet. no problem if your soles are clean. 1370422782949 Anonymous: He walked On water because walking IN water is too slow! 1370612683328 Anonymous: possible causes: magnets, surf boards, iced water, stones underneath, other species (was that guy in-a-sect or something?), shallow water, or something of the poetic bruce lee variant (be like water...) 1370628716262 Anonymous: hey 0348 how the fuck did you come to that conclusion??? you almost sound like a christian because somebody might have proves religon wrong and all you can do is make up shit to try and say it is 1370696463144 Anonymous: stage diving 1372516157396 liplocker_code3: I can walk on water, too! In December. 1372531319552 Anonymous: he waited until winter, then he walked on water, 1372717547752 Anonymous: People misunderstand: he "wokked" on a kitchen range! Loaves and fishes! Disgusting! 1372811799125 Hello I'm a Mac: He Didn't !! 1372836195722 Anon365: Did you see him, or did you read it from a book? 1372933872467 Anonymous: jeebus can walk on water while you are reading a book even when dead (and shoot you with hebrew or greek or latin while you're at it even if (s)he didnt write it) 1372969125718 Anonymous: and why if he was so fucking amazingly magical did he let a few romans nail his arse to a cross!!! What a useless cunt...walk on water, he was stoned and thought the field was an ocean.... 1373009221582 Anonymous: float like a fish, sting like a wasp 1373053657561 Anonymous: these "hey atheists" posts CANT be real? no-one can be that fucking stupid, right? 1373055695147 Anonymous: Whaddaya mean "if"? 1526405918955 Anonymous: Just another Lie !! 1526412340726 Anonymous: ^^^Hey, Chemotherapy, have you ever heard the term “troll”? 1526429744107 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: b3g0x Ardamel Furore23 ) , hated by 3 (last: fezmonkey Anusnymous EpicWin ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/134033/HEY_ATHEISTS:_If_god_doesn't_exist,_then_how_jesus_walked_on_water?_CHECKMATE.

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1269639467654.jpg Info: JPG, 24 Kbytes (605x340) Added by: Reaxus (Mar 26, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: acid 1269642149789 Anonymous: die a virgin 1269692674545 greyhoundpaul: during sex. 1269694265357 pocket: with an object in rectum, or by an object in rectum 1269694620612 KarmaPickles: alone 1269696057137 Sparty: die under water :/ 1269801456868 Anonymous: drowning in urea/fecal matter 1269919804810 Pyro: With your or someone elses dick in ur hand 1269920277206 CreepisKryp: PARASITES...(wretch) 1269939000877 SirRichard: In prison....... 1269953978355 dodgeboy: young 1269958843509 zbloh: as a virgin 1269959338984 the7rafe7: is while being you. 1270034032610 Anonymous: If you write it down, it WILL happen to you. 1270313809866 (show all comments) Samps: Buried alive. 1270317851544 Anonymous: constipation 1270424673306 Anonymous: suffocation with a fat nasty hairy assholed bitch sittin on your face and farting after eating taco bell 1270426422948 Anonymous: ^ reading Anon's stupid ass 12 year old faggot comments. Anons are the Cancer. Get a fucking name and think about comments. fuck this 1270429085913 Anonymous: ^reading a bitching anon's comments about other anon's comments that are just as juvenile and retarded as the first anon. fuck you and this 1270430835858 DropkickMurphy: Drowning in lava 1270433992753 Andres333: by living alone, with zero posibilities of suicide 1270434318729 Anonymous: virgin 1270475176654 Anonymous: Anything slow. 1271087934643 mkvette: by kicking Clark Kent in the balls 1271095645486 eddieo: while pooping in a public bathroom 1271116382166 Anonymous: burning alive with acid all over you while being beaten with baseball bats and while watching a Bold and the Beautiful episode 1271171808221 Anonymous: By a nigger 1271181534154 nawaras: die when fucking 1271185480513 Anonymous: After saying "nothing can kill me but god" to the cops 1271229118546 vergetta: in a condom 1271255157783 BATMAN: fap fap fap 1271275714263 spoooks1: Having your dick pulled through ya body and out ya mouth 1271277262440 Anonymous: wouldnt dieing while having sex be good? 1271339374867 Grave: a nigger. 1271345122255 Anonymous: tortured over a 3 month period in the basement of s sadistic serial killer. 1272858016203 cheesecake: drown with a lungfull of air 1272928918519 Reselected: Hanging and seeing your friend on fire? 1273770493175 Anonymous: acid in your urethra 1274146650653 Anonymous: Burried in a coffin as acid slowly drips on your balls. Then just when you think you're dead and can't stand the pain anymore, someone digs you up and forces you to participate in a gay porn film that will be sent to everyone you know. You'll see their reaction at your gay porn premeire as someone slowly saws off all your limbs, cuts out your tongue, cuts off your lips, and spoons out your eyes. 1274173176448 Anonymous: ^^^ problems much? 1274176385558 Synonymous: file browsing incoming on c4c 1274176874478 Anonymous: a minute after winning the lottery 1274187596422 Anonymous: in a microwave 1278248488617 Samps: Fapping with a handful of razor blades. 1278270985611 Anonymous: tied to a chair dying,watching 5 lesbian virgins fucking each other in front of u :) 1278379945486 Gloomy Demon: ... just 5 cm under the surface! 1278405928336 Liyla: Som1 pulling your organs out though ur holes in ur body 1 by 1 and if ur still alive forsn u to eat them untill u die...and this person being ur best friend 1281704291326 Anonymous: when fapping 1281884580373 blablablue: hanged burnin! 1281908065462 Anonymous: choking on a calculator definately 1282509362206 MEN: In a oil fire under water 1282509523159 g-man: major head trauma 1282510618839 Anonymous: to die naked.... if you have a tiny dik 1282510877616 Leat: Being fucked................... By a dude. 1282763924805 Anonymous: fuckin chatroulettei s sti 1282772656975 Anonymous: Being born a nigger. 1286796030926 FlArP: Old age 1286803623721 Clownichter: While getting circumsized 1286830304403 CowBoy: Laugh at Chuck Norris 1286896280255 Anonymous < done after she's eaten her weight in beans 1287443389309 KiddCrazii: To die a virgin.. =/ 1287689910912 BnSneky: wacking off 1287689997335 MarkMonkey: Trip and land neck first on a bear trap 1290034708399 Flarp: To death 1290038450570 sickfuck88: raped to death by niggers 1290038563888 Anonymous: ^seeing your wife and kids raped to death by niggers on a C4C gif 1290039431587 Anonymous: Alone. 1290063122200 weirdboy: fed into a Woodchipper 1290830797751 al: drowning in a sewer. 1290831431496 Pyro: by my hands 1290842120564 Leonn: Stuck in a room with BEIBER FANGILRS THAT I CANT RAPE 1290847894704 Lickathesplit: Dunno, there's no second chance, but i guess without fullfilling every sexual fantasy. 1290864613922 Anonymous: To have lived a life without taking risks. 1290864727725 Anonymous: EATAN ALIVE nom nom nom 1291967608917 Spectre: When you unexplainably die 1 minute before you get a threesome with Boxxy and Dan pat 1292064033925 Anonymous: Shot, run over by a marching band, then a stema roller. My dad went out that way... 1292066651363 that-guy-named: pedo bear 1292106159873 Anonymous: a humiliating one. 1292222855812 Anonymous: They all suck , 1298839708439 GalacticStar: as an americunt citizen 1300725448625 crazyassmofo: to die a virgin 1300729475680 Anonymous: Definately hanging, cuz when you die from that you shit your pants 1300737632302 Anonymous: Fall in and drown in a sewage plant. Check your local plant; you will find floatation rings all around. 1300765741738 Kevin's Brother: s - l - o - w - l - y !! 1300914029831 Captngeetch: Either burning or feet first into a woodchipper 1300937794367 Anonymous: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU 1311903449576 HWOOD: getting fucked by a nigger.... 1311954333146 Anonymous: To get assraped by 30 niggers who beat the living crap out of you and leave you for dead at the city trash dump... 1311966073137 gov'na: not sure, the easiest way is to slowly constrict air by hanging while intoxicated, very light head makes easy sleep 1312562943292 Anonymous: As a Republican 1317044896593 Anonymous: well at least when you're hung you end up cumming 1317079393220 thatgirlwhoisrauls: In a fiery inferno with nails flying at you and gas being blown in your face. 1319173034259 thatguynamed: when your about to cum 1336710677640 Anonymous: 3 retarded anons making juvenile comments 1344535257103 DrEvil: You have probably heard of an acid bath, but an alkali bath is the other end of the scale, and more than forty times as painful as an acid bath. Basically, you get the sensation of being burned alive, but your brain will continue working longer so you will feel every single burning pain that happens to your body. When you enter the Alkali bath, and your flesh begins to dissolve the pain will be 1344545968622 DrEvil: intense, like being skinned alive, but then the inner layer of the skin starts to dissolve and that's where the real pain begins. Add to that the alkalosis overexciting your nerves, causing them to become inflamed and the convulsions that will soon follow, and you have what is probably the most painful way to die. 1344546030627 Anonymous: ^ alkali doesn't sting so much on the surface of the skin. It makes skin feel soapy. Stick to gnawing on your kitty Dr. Evil ^ 1344550707694 DrEvil: ^I'm talking alkalines like ammonia... Sit in a bath of that stuff and you'll know about it. When it gets through your skin... That's when the pain truly begins 1344629796644 prettyburnvictim: Force fed whole grains and ex-lax with ones anus gorilla glued shut. 1344631194165 Anonymous: Raped by an Atlas rocket. 1366500633271 Anonymous: blow torch and pliers 1372437980122 Bulbasaur111919: Slowly crushed by frozen turds. 1372447952707 caxirola is the shit: after birth 1372452731618 Anonymous: Another Mikey took a knife while arguing in traffic Flipper died a natural death he caught a nasty virus Then there was the ever present football-player rapist They were all in love with dying, they were doing it in Texas Paulie caught a bullet but it only hit his leg While it should've been a better shot and got him in the head 1372558968327 Anonymous: Ass-muffled by a giant sloth. 1372725093515 Bonefish: Well, I read somewhere Vlad The Impaler impaled people in such a way that they died very slowly. He had a small hole cut in between the victim's genitals and their anus. Then, the pole he used to impale them with wasn't sharp but somewhat blunt greased and it was inserted into the cut hole, pushed up through the body all the way up into the mouth. Because the pole was blunt and greased it... 1372726078288 Bonefish: ..didn't cause much bleeding. Victims could be alive for hours, twitching and struggling in horrible pain and humiliation while Old Vlad sat bellow them laughing at them. This my vote for the worst way to die. It's too bad the same thing didn't happen to him. 1372726453497 Anonymous 1372746568672 Anonymous: Being reduced to 1/8" tall and being inserted in Donald Trump's ass! 1374715767774 Stalker: Sarlacc. 1374718193577 djh123: injected with ............. something.. 1374718243114 Anonymous: heart failure during orgasm at a brothel in lithuania 1381565548679 Anonymous: Death by bongo! 1381665277896 Anonymous: Choking face down in a pile of cow's dung, while being ass fucked by a horse. 1525886908690 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/105733/Worst_way_to_DIE

cp is bad and if you like it your a sicko

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1267585606062.jpg Info: JPG, 16 Kbytes (197x148) Added by: Anonymous (Mar 3, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: That's not true at all. 1267590686323 Anonymous: ^yeah i love cheese pizza and i'm somewhat normal too! 1267593116419 Anonymous: And if you still can't spell AND post and on c4c, you've got bigger issues than the CP surfers. 1267593874641 Anonymous: mmmmm cheese pizza 1267593989271 Anonymous: you are = you're. Example : GOD DAMN IT _YOU'RE_ DOING IT WRONG! 1267594670533 Anonymous: you are = you're. Example : GOD DAMN IT _YOU'RE_ DOING IT WRONG FUCKING IDIOT !!!! 1267595012444 Anonymous: Only a sicko likes canned peas 1267628262973 Zero: Your doing it wrong 1267639686913 guyin: Whats wrong with Cheese Pizza? 1267643483396 Anonymous: Your doing yoreself wrong. 1267680877667 Anonymous: Cheese pizza is awesome and your a sicko. 1267915151421 c4caddict: i am sorry:( 1268084602940 BeaversNDucks: yes it's supposed to be you're* not your* 1268086269617 That Guy: I fucking love CP 1270944153136 (show all comments) Anonymous: yeah that's right you sick bastards STOP IT STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!! 1270944503339 ANNONAMOOSE: whats wrong with coloured pencils? 1271093310791 Grave: this is not true.. you can't blame me for liking CP. 1271093599801 Anonymous: wen was the last time 1 of u has seen cp 1271101348432 Anonymous: probably never 1271101363670 Anonymous: CP is good and if you dont like youre a FAg 1271285720226 Anonymous: why is good cp so hard to find? 1271683751728 SHODAN: Spelt "you're" wrong it's "you're" not "your" 1271693122160 Bubble: CP is not bad, u r told it's bad like not crossing on a red light, not swearing, not killing, recycle, turn off the t.v, don't strat forest fires. 1271693254172 veranet: You can't spell; your argument is invalid. 1271733321185 Anonymous: please show me some places to find some good cp 1271760838405 Anonymous: Wasn't the Virgin Mary like 12-15 and Joseph way past 30? That's like license from the Almighty! 1271761892607 Anonymous: I had heard that, and it probably was true. There's lots of instances of men doing little girls in the Bible. 1271788609159 Deth: if thats the case then i have cancer 1272935311781 Anonymous: CP helps stop real life child raeps ! Except those being raeps in the pictures ! But thats ok, because its only a few kids in pictures and all the other kids in the world get left alone because all the Pedos are sat at home fapping at thier PCs ! 1272935507274 fap: but i love my chinese penis! 1273705225630 Anonymous: cp rules 1273736926846 Deth: wow so get this guys...since i posted that up there----^ i just found out that i might ACKSHULLY HAVE CANCER!! win?...fail?...im not sure yet...YET! 1273741388295 Hellcat1138: heres a good question would rather be raped as a kid like me or dead like murders. cp is ok even if i was used for it..... i fact i'm fucking happy cause some dude or lady is wacking it. rape= alive, while murder=death.. fuckall muderers 1273771618606 Anonymous: Bro I CarPool all the time, I love the CP lane! 1273807450129 Anonymous: im a gay 15 year old boy and theres tons of CP on LimeWire most of it is japanese and chinese though. I guess that jsut shows how fucked up they are not us 1273938111546 Anonymous: Awww, but I fricken LOVE Cherry Pie...sadface. 1273971972253 Anonymous: Catch the Pigeon 1273989966837 John.dounut: I am a sicko then... And by the way Why Oh You Apostrophe Are Ee, means 'You Are', Why Oh You Are Means' Your'! 1275324456147 Anonymous: CP helps stop real life child raeps ! Except those being raeps in the pictures ! But thats ok, because its only a few kids in pictures and all the other kids in the world get left alone because all the Pedos are sat at home fapping at thier PCs ! <-- this actually almost made sense 1275326904734 Anonymous: i know right Chinesse Porn .. fucking ugly... well women are great but the guys like you know what i mean right ?!! 1275356530753 balder: DAMN, HOW I CAN REMOVE PROGRAMS FROM XP IF I CAN USE A "CP" yes, with capital letters! 1275361447149 Anonymous: I fucken love cheezy poofs 1275378298597 Anonymous: Cream Pie FTW ;) 1275384120983 Bun: I just had some Cheese Pizza earlier today :D 1275401737839 Anonymous: I'm sorry, I don't have an a sicko. 1275408553330 Grave: http://www.motionbox.com/videos/7c98ddb61711e3c1f4 how can you not love it?! 1275695556400 Anonymous: tell me this doesn't turn you on... hufile.cc/1277677253.gif 1277677413173 Anonymous: this does not turn you on... 1277677761134 Anonymous: well, looks like im a sicko :\ lol 1277682407704 Anonymous: Central Planning, isn't that what they do in communist countries? 1277682697932 Anonymous: YES! i am sick of all this fucking CP on this site it fucking ruins it and is the only reasion i dont tell friends 2 visit this site 1277695873810 Anonymous: ^you told your friends not to visit 4chan because of the cheese pizza? wow youre wierd 1277695921402 Anonymous: C3PO is bad 1277704704666 Anonymous: little beautifull fuckdolls yeah. cp is good for you all. 1277743839830 Anonymous: CP is educational... 1277757856254 Anonymous: OP IS A FAGGOT 1278080096469 Anonymous: What's wrong with Custom Products? 1283169967923 Jesus: The Anon who added this is on c4c so that means they like CP, no exceptions 1283182319762 ANNONAMOOSE: THIS THREAD IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD! I FUCKING LOVE URINATING IN THE OCEAN (think about it faggots) 1283182486942 M.I.L.F. money: I love Capt. Picard! Fuck you if you dont 1283182781967 Anonymous: Dude i love Crazy Putas!!!!! 1283237852251 Anonymous: LOL im 17 years and im allowed to watch CP dumbasses 1284031279193 Anonymous: Wat, y'mean Chicken Pie is make me Sick??? Oooh Noooos... 1284165981202 mutt: Does he mean that the sicko is yours? 1284166416179 Flarp: Any porn is bad. It just aggravates the forces inside a man that lead to him buying a house for wome ho. Now, for women, it is some sort of strange vitamin... 1284168750867 Quadra: That's MR. Sicko to you. 1284692919945 Anonymous: this is true. try your CP jokes in jail, faggots 1284717529380 Flarp: Take two aspirin and proposition me in the morning 1284725578500 Purplekush420: LMFAO grammer FAIL its You're not your....dumbshit 1284741117613 defeat 1284741564689 Anonymous: cp rulz 1286