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Athiests - If feelings, emotions, and life are all caused by chemical reactions

ITT (354) , religion (396)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1279502168917.png Info: PNG, 56 Kbytes (640x480) Added by: DeadSoul (Jul 19, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: what 1279513971629 Anonymous: Making Sense - You're doing it wrong 1279518124593 Wr104Gamma: And this is why many atheist control their emotions by doing activities which alter their chemical makeup silly... change your life, DO DRUGS 1279518204976 Anonymous: We get it. You believe that your free will is magic. For some reason magic is the only explanation you can grasp. The rest of us don't mind waiting for a better explanation. And until then... well, I don't need to be a mechanic to drive a car. So why would I need to know how my brain works to use it? 1279567109939 Anonymous: This religionfag (the OP) makes some good sense. But the end is FAIL. 'Our control' by definition is the one that comes from our chaotic biological being. And yeah, if you could calculate every existing force, particle in the universe and everything, you might predict your own fate. But you can't, so life is still an adventure. 1279577646171 Moongrim: Sounds like some one is attempting to justify molesting kids. 1279582114762 Anonymous: Human behavior is predictable. Certain stuff will cause a person to be happy, sad, angry, etc. Those are predetermined chemical reactions based on specific input. But I wouldn't call that fate. Because the aforementioned input is an unpredictable variable. Also, different people make different choices when their emotional. And those physical actions, predictable or not, are chosen. 1279592923424 Anonymous: There is no chemrical "programmind" that makes me do the excact same thing everytime I have the same feeling. It all depends. My free will shall decide. And how does my free will work? I'll bet you it isn't magic. I may not know the answer. But that doesn't mean that any answer will do. I'll wait for the right answer. Thank you very much. 1279593312145 Anonymous: Damn another troll. Please stop feeding it. 1279604958557 the7rafe7: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ no one read any of that. 1279654440867 Anonymous: Look at my Troll , my Troll is Amazing, with just one click he'll go driving you crazy 1279669263355 chrud: starve 1294643048299 Lickathesplit: Your bad choise for a profile name aside, you rais an interesting question. Somehow your collective brain neurons act as if they are one, thus giving the impression that there is a free will of this one, but actually they interpred different senses separately, frequentys or codes are written and in that order you react as a person. t.b.c. 1294651132364 Lickathesplit: You are right in saying we have no control/ we aren't boss in and of our own brain. Fate as you mean it however works different in my opinion, You can't say ; your actions determine your fate, because some lunatic can shoot you in the head, no control there yes ? Thus, your reactions COMBINED with the actions/reactions of your surroundings determine your fate. As far as other forces t.b.c. 1294651791646 (show all comments) Lickathesplit: of course they exist, atoms and sub atomical particles generate electricity, seen in that light, everything in one form or another reacts on their surroundings, this creates conflicts and adaptings at all times, nothing magical there in my view, or did you need a grand creator for this kind of chaos ? blame the suns & stars for that shit, they created the elements, making them stam from & t.b.c. 1294652769144 Flarp: Drastic oversimplification 1294653144335 Lickathesplit: be depended of each other. This process is called symbiose by the way, mutual benifit or team work, whatever you wanna call it. Are you seriously sending your thoughts & prayers to the all being collective (where you are part of) in the hope they will change your fate as a human formed small collective that changes in form & density after your body dies ??? 1294653506393 Lickathesplit: ^^ Flawed attempt to make people think you've got a descent thought worth reading. Try to be original for once, you might like it.. 1294654452898 Anonymous: Ironically everything said there is true, everything is predictable and there is no such thing as "free will", everything it's only an illusion, a complex image projected by the quantum state of the reality at a given moment of time.... shit I need to quit drugs 1295140184192 Zombeh: Free will and matmatical predetermination both occur, but you are correct. The entire universe is dominoes toppling. 1295140459712 Spectre: I can't believe I wasted my time reading this 1295140617152 Ranxerox: You guys remind of a bunch of psuedo-intellectual niggers using big words, usually out of context in order to feel better about yourselves. 1295140677639 Anonymous: I'm with you 7639... 1295141113654 Weed: While your reasoning is highly flawed, it is true that free will and our conscious selves are nothing but an illusion. 1295142311588 Lickathesplit: I'm with you 7639.... 1295143176488 Anonymous: Strawman argument, utterly typical chemical reaction for the dipshit creationists. 1313632351619 Anonymous: The chemical reactions are pretty much randomly generated you cockknocker 1313729302132 Capt Hard On: i'm perfectly okay with the existence of a supreme creative awareness life force thingie in the Universe - in fact, based on personal experience, i know it does exist - but i hate bad theological suppositions and/or arguments. 1313733594106 Lickathesplit: Proof of uncontrole is actually very simple ; Test the 10 biggest brainiacs of the world. Connect their heads to a eeg device and ask them to only imagine the color yellow ! Only that color and NOTHING else. I would be very surprised if a series of connections disturbing that process did NOT accur after only 1 second. 1319644045180 AnotherAnon: Prove you have freewill. 1319644279469 Lickathesplit: Simply put ; your brain neurons run on electricity and electricity flows, therefor disturbing any attempt to focus or concentrate. I.o.w. your trillions of braincells act no different then the process we call evolution and i think even the word chaos is a eufemism for it. 1319644704397 Anonymous: Well....in the temporal order of things, said chemical reactions are provoked by external and/or internal stimuli that have relevance to the individual and not the masses per se i.e. no one person reacts in the same way to anything. We are the sum total of our own experiences and not those of others, and our reactions are unique to us and not God. Therefore you're a cunt. Distressed? 1319649915400 The Original Spoon: goo goo gaa gaa drool 1319654401544 been there bangin': you premise is ill formed. Therefore you are a dipshit without a clue. 1319659325544 Korzo: This argument suffers from GIGO. 1319690489531 Anonymous: Now you understand. And God caused the long series of inevitable chemical reactions to begin. Fuck your free will fantasies, despite the fact that you have absolutely no control over having them. 1319704351470 nicaris12: if you think that that weak attempt at circular logic will make anyone change their beliefs then you might want to reavaluate how much faith you have in your religion because if you think that this will change other's beliefs it must be enough of an argument to change your own beliefs unless of couse, you don't actually care you jackass 1321494539665 Anonymous: Stupid cunt - so when you fap - and come - there is a chemical re-action - but the decision to fap is still yuors to make - as a Chrstian I am sure you fap all the time as it also a decision that sex before mariage is a sin - whioch fucks up your brain causing it to secrete "fuck little boys" chemicals - now put that in yout christfag pipe and smoke it - now fuck off. 1365935299100 Will: athiest or religion? nobody can prove either way so the war rages on. idiots we're in the matrix. 1366436437655 BodySnatcher: "Emotions...who needs them? Life is so much more simple without them. Join us. You won't feel anything. You'll simply go to sleep. Everything will happen while you sleep." 1366677762736 Anonymous: Will - you fail - Atheism is a fcat - religion is not it is a believe in a non-exixiting being and unreasonable - in fact just stupid. Atheism is just based on facts - - tha is all 1367144227565 liplocker_code3: if only the assfucker of an op could learn how to spell my religion 1369520382536 Chanonymous: correct. 98% of people in prison for violent crimes have an above average level of testosterone in their brain chemestry, that's the primary reason they are so violent and have ended up in prison. 1393162786855 Quantum69: ^ Is that why most of America's prisons are filled with niggers? 1393163090915 Anonymous: What utter fucking bullshit! 1393500969442 Anonymous: God is pure love 1393503391971 Bulbasaur111919: ^ pure love, or pure love plus a beard, eyeballs, a cloud and a ghost friend? 1393537245375 Anonymous: Life is NOT the result of a chemical reaction....more so a series of decisions based off of chemical reactions 1394020299897 Anonymous: lol...silly religous people...I love how gullable they are. So do the churches!! Ka-Ching $$$ 1394020652979 Crackhead Fez Monkey: May the Balls of God slap gently upon your chin forever, and may you swallow His Holy Spermulum forever, Amen. 1394023815534 Anonymous: op: Nice one! 1394899424525 Anonymous: True,true 1394980747608 Anonymous: OP is an idiot! Ever heard of a feedback system? Chemical reactions, yes! But feedback system induces pleasure or pain, which regulates how the organism reacts to actions it performs, or actions performed on it. Get it now, little boy faggot? 1552757487645 Anonymous: Someone, make relitards extinct, please! 1599003613556 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/137727/Athiests_-_If_feelings,_emotions,_and_life_are_all_caused_by_chemical_reactions

WOMEN'S LOGIC

underwear (10) , bikini (75) , women (377) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / ircimages URL: http://ircimages.com/ircimages/5/c/5c9ef9207cc856f028e9d7ce54d58ec1.jpg Info: JPG, 34 Kbytes (500x366) Added by: Zorro (Dec 5, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Rorix: I'll never understand this shit 1323120270801 Banshee5: ^who ever shall rorix.... who ever shall... 1323120348140 Quantum69: LOL 1323121293970 Anonymous: Now which one is the tease 1326317673852 Anonymousis: LOL wut? OP must be Americunt. 1326324351685 secretsquirrel12: Lol yeah why is that 1326325376595 spz557: TRUE! 1326353103797 idrankallthebeer: bitches got problems. 1326357740837 Anonymous: moar of bikini girl pls. 1326436187989 secretsquirrel12: Moar of underwear girl pls 1326489989873 DireWolf2012: Yeah, women are stupid, for sure. 1332376924942 Anonymous: This is Americunt logic, nothing else. 1332721093173 Anonymous: ^ +1000 1332726813425 TheLiar: this shit just confuses the hell out of me -_- 1332728242356 (show all comments) BAMBU: True as hell. 1334269848449 BnSneky: it is true, but the smaller the bikini the better, and girls don't give a crap about that 1334271141533 BnSneky: oh yeah (65) sorry ^ 1334271180666 BittyTitty: Why wear underwear at all? 1334283623561 huck1944: and which ones shows the most skin? 1367268305320 Anonymous: they wear underwear so's the skidmarks don't get all over der clothes 1400021931569 Anonymous: One on the right playing with her penis! 1401319733482 NunTheWorse: must happen in the sauna quite a lot, confusing doors when wanting to dress again. 1401983169851 Anonymous: Another 50 pounds on either wouldn't hurt ! 1406724539645 darkstan: ^Sick fuck. 1406724623484 Herman Goering: Americunt logic: Woman wearing, in private, something she dosen't want other people to see her in = she's being irrational and I have a right to see her in whatever because she owns and sometimes wears beach wear. 1406816564932 Quantum69: ^^^ ^^ Lol'd. 1425408014442 SHDAD75: What really pisses me off is when they let it show for all to see, but the cover up the second I show up. WTF? 1486438518644 Anonymous: Your logic is flawed: Women have no logic! 1486887466302 Anonymous: Perhaps because they wash their bikinis when they swim in water. 1492823114444 ethelred: Woman in underwear, man sez :"Oh Im so sorry" Woman in bikini, man sez "Gawd, Sweetheart, I'd love to fuck you. 1494423188449 Anonymous: nnnnnno. Blonde~Bikini & Brunette~Underwear ...... explained 1494450408669 Anonymous: it's true because hypocrites 1494487335537 Anonymous: Yup, hawt. 1598652033733 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: HotPawt Quantum69 John135 BAMBU ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/197191/WOMEN'S_LOGIC

ITT: Things you do that you think no one else does.

ITT (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1261052753109.png Info: PNG, 7 Kbytes (279x230) Added by: amon777 (Dec 17, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Bubble: cuts their toe nails with their finger nails... if u do it you know what i mean... 1261062175608 Pyro: ^yeah i know exactly wat u mean. I light fires then have sex right next to them 1261072008983 Bubble: I don't brush my teeth on my days of work, i only use mouthwash 1261073783657 Anonymous: I also do the toenail fingernail combo... works best after I've showered =p 1261080039499 Anonymous: Drink beer with Ben & Jerrys Chunky Monkey. 1261081436361 pocket: Bump the mantrain- just to be an asshole 1261090600280 Anonymous: breathe in my dog's farts 1261158832161 Anonymous: Pick on Swiney by calling him a Scottish Mexican 1261438550692 Pyro: I smoke pot and drink booze til i cant see then i go mud sliding....i dislocated my thumb this time...oh well it was fun 1261439042458 NSFW: I dislocate people's thumbs while they're mudsliding. 1261442842948 santa: not shower for a week and a half and never brush your teeth 1261465442548 Anonymous: Catch farts in my hand and sniff them 1261801290601 Anonymous: jack off into my hand and lick the cum 1261801527886 TASTYbacon: Hit a bong in the bathtub.....then go underwater for a while......oh yeah...feels good man. 1261829859831 (show all comments) SickNote: When I taste something good I do a little dance 1261856461175 sqwrrl: Scream obcenities at my television on a daily basis. 1261926409275 Anonymous: Bite my penis skin 1261982546174 Anonymous: fucked your mom 1261984755613 DO IT NOW: Comb the lint out of my ass hair 1262023314374 SickNote: If iI have no toilet paper left after a big shit I wash my ass in the sink 1262035595446 Anonymous: ^^ ROFLMFAOSAUCE 1262424172642 Spermany: enlarge pics of dead people 1262456320800 Anonymouse: Love to watch other guys peeing, especially if they're uncircumcized. 1262456507992 edcedcedc: fap 1262612179467 wooky: when making tea or sandwich do a lil dance so evrything flows smoothly together like pull the milk out poor it in and put it back in the fridge then do a 360 spin all in one motion =] 1262613160468 Hughbie: ^you're on your own on that one...but its ok....cause its ok.... 1262617897957 Sinonymous: hide spagetti in my arm pitts 1262618512815 Anonymous: If piss hits the toilet seat, just kind of wipe it off with the knee of your pants and keep rockin it. Don't let it slow you down, you're a bigger man than that. 1262897222516 anonymouse: Brit living in a Chateau, have one leg, tour round Europe on any one of my five motorbikes 1262901138358 Spermany: always fail at 50:50 decisions 1262901488846 spoon: I wonder at the meaning of ITT. 1262907912493 Anonymous: take my dog out for a walk wait for it to do its bussiness. Then make sure no ones watching and eat its shit. 1262908223812 Anonymous: enjoy J-Pop 1264913272401 swiney: Watches Glee 1264915141259 Bubble: lol, J-pop on winamp FTW! 1264919673726 Pyro: Inhale dustercans infront of the police station 1264920417796 Anonymous: take a shit in the cat's litterbox 1264948741159 Anonymous: is nice to other people 1264981416717 Anonymous: masturbate on a daily if not hourly bases 1266082814842 Anonymous: wear a condom when i masturbate. 1266083463560 KarmaPickles: Volunteer EMT-Fireman and loves Milfs. 1266085448213 Bubble: your a towel! 1266085486821 aNOMynous: talk to a stuffed lion and move it like it's alive and understands what I'm saying 1266090011411 iprobablyhateyou: suck my own cock 1266108894955 LR: I at least pay attention to spelling, grammar and punctuation even if I'm not religious about it, yet I do so without calling out the failings of others. 1266141619566 DutchGuy: use my brain 1266183837796 Jovi: say please and thank you to strangers 1266195675381 JesusWept: Fuck my best friends sister as he faps in the other room 1266256929605 ANNONAMOOSE: masturbate over the thought of fucking my mum ans stp sister 1266719014783 Anonymous: ummmmmm i invented faping 1266748945714 Samps: Whenever I have to piss just a little, I flush the toilet and try to complete my pissing before the flush is complete. 1268460270743 Anonymous: I masturbate to pics of my own genitals. 1268500930892 Anonymous: fap to mass grave jews 1268501150565 kurdy: bombing terrorists with cats? 1273500446976 Anonymous: Remove the hairs from my boogers before I eat said boogers. 1273528071968 TwoFaced: Masturbating while eating pizza 1273530507337 Anonymous: your mom 1273543692436 slikwilly: I hope my girlfriend is one of those things. If not than she can hit the road and it's back to strippers and cheap drunk sluts at the club. 1273550203384 Mortisha323: Like Black Dick.... 1273550401832 Warg: See that science and religion do not necessarily contradict each other. Gods=Highly advanced space aliens. 1273553762342 anonymous: When i have to shit really bad but to lazy to go the bathroom i sit on my heel and it plugs my asshole. 1275786505508 ElCapitan: ^HAHAHAHA 1275791503900 bobalob: kill myself 10 times a day 1275791578591 Anonymous: pop my joints, preferably neck or toes, while having an orgasm. it makes it feel so much more better. 1276114514101 synthstatic: eat my manjuice after fapping 1276118649700 Anonymous: fap in the public bathroom after taking a shit while at work. 1276119863870 Anonymous: drink from the toilet bowl 1276124579722 C4SP3R: sleep in a inclosed spaced 1276133348815 CerealKiller: save semen in a jar 1276135570626 Anonymous: lets her fiance watch porn and use her as a fleshlight;) 1276141197307 Sick O!: licking my own juice from my fingers after im finished^^ 1276352865969 TopGun: ^ hope you're a girl... 1276353639731 Sick O!: wait give me one moment i need to check this 1276357050116 Furore23: Eat toast. 1276370193163 Anonymous: pick lock on brothers room to smell sis-in-laws panties 1280088524108 Anonymous: whilst finishing up from doing a poo, i like to bend close to my crotch, play with my balls and suck my bellend free of the final droplets of piss. then i like to push it through the gaps of my teeth, savouring the salty piss flavour. Then wipe. 1280089823106 big john: lick the sweat off girl's armpit hair 1280291210485 candismaw: drink tea constantly 1280588012817 Anon: feed my dog boogers 1280616442597 Arsonist: be pro at cod 1280616513668 Anonymous: O shit the tea yes. Unending tea. But then i also obsess day and night over how to construct the perfect auto-orgasmic device. I am after all an outta teh closet appliantologist. 1280617288595 Anonymous: Wish I was J-Wow. 1280617924439 darkstan: Take these comments seriously. 1280620043484 dagtannerman: hate niggers, date a quadroon 1280650320181 Anon57: Talk shit on chans.. 1280653043768 the7rafe7: anon57 talks to shit 1280658501704 Anonymous: masturbate in peoples closests while over 1280964350609 Anon57: LOL the7rafe7, only on weekends though 1280964442921 Anonymous: have sex with dogs, but everyone know i do :( 1282121805372 danie: i stick my hand in my pants randomly. i find it, i dunno, comforting? i just put it there and let my hand chillax. it's all warm and soft down there. idk if you guys do that. but yeah, i do that. okay. all done here. 1282141178332 Anonymous: @2493: ITT = In This Thread, newfag! 1282145484501 Nickeh43: sleep with my baby blankie ;) 1282446378582 vengance: moon truckers on the high way while riding in my friends van 1282454336812 FatGuy69: Have actual, deep conversations with myself. Nobody answers back :'( 1307997820130 Weed: Work five jobs and still visit Jackie Chan For Jackie Chan on a daily basis. 1307998160728 Anonymous: im a peep creep ;) 1308152794613 Anonymous: finger ur moms ass 1308179083590 Anonymous: ^ I am disappoint, thats my job. 1308185760399 Soulfucker666: Take a hit out of my giant, custom made bong WHILE fucking the living shit out of my gf... 1308198431173 FatGuy69: ^ True dat 1308369222352 crazyassmofo: Drink my cat's pee 1308371019967 Roxie: Enjoy sex. 1308373266311 Anonymous: Eat my own dick cheese with dried ass pickings. 1308383476339 admackbar: tell a certain girl she's pretty 1308383506263 Anonymous: store my scabz in a cute jewelry box ;3 1308386328739 Anonymous: rub my cock on the keyboard used by the hot girl in the office when shes not there 1308388617249 BillMaher: praise God 1308407170316 Uncle Harvey: Clog public restroom toilets with tennis balls so I can go back later and grab the shit and smear it over my body (but only the parts covered by clothes - what, do you think I'm crazy?!) 1308417349160 Anonymous: i hack skynet 1308420522225 Quantum69: Read all the comments in this thread 1318792087408 Anonymous: Rub the hamburger meat between my ass cheeks before putting it on the burger for my asshole customers 1318801484947 MrSandyNigger: Walk around naked infront of kids. 1318807259693 Anonymous: mixing my diarrhea into the choclate milkshakes for my asshole customers 1318818293785 clownichter: Shit on Debra's desk....like a boss 1318821912103 Ceesaurus: Eating two plates of chili and then fart in the elevator repeatedly. lulz were had listening to people complaining about it.. 1330381419267 Anonymous: wishing i was a girl 1330389180687 Anonymous: every thursday i go to the black part of my town - there's this small nigger supermarket with only nigger customers. my hidden syringe is filled with rat poison and i inject it in water melons, purple drank and what not. 1330391812523 InternetH8Machine: gnaw mindlessly on my forskin while playing MW 1330393729332 Anonymous: fap to boxxy 1330395009911 Anonymous: fap with boxxy 1330395026230 Anonymous: fap on boxxy 1330395359337 Anonymous: believe djh does not have a penis 1330395660471 Anonymous: Hate niggers.....no, wait...everyone hates niggers 1330551320119 lioll: fapping while doing 5man instances in wow 1351338953544 Anonymous: use my bong water for 2 am shopping mall parking lot enemas 1359412272582 Anonymous: piss without lifting the seat up first and then if i leave piss drips on the seat, lift the seat up with my shoe so my gf doesnt bitch because she will bitch about the seat being up which is not such a big deal. also by the time she sits on it for a piss herself, my piss will have dried on the seat so she will never know. sometimes ignorance is best. 1359420236601 Maelsthur: sleep all day and gaming all nigth 1359424283737 CrackSnacker: Eat my taint cheese... 1359426428194 Anonymous: Sneak off at a friend's house and write my name in urine in the snow in their yard, and tell no one, so they find it later and go "That sneaky fucker!" 1359561543976 Anonymous: Strangling pigeons with freshly cooked noodles. 1527477287300 blackboy: That's funny - every Friday I go to the white part of my town and do exactly the same thing. 1550803296102 SHDAD75: Fuck my fat wife. 1550900916440 Anonymous: ^She's standing behind you, watching you type! 1550940571179 Anonymous: have unprotected sex with djh123. vaginal and anal. 1550955473823 Anonymous: ^"djh"? oh, "de juvenile ho", check! 1550967933338 ethelred: big john - I love licking the sweat off a girl's armpit hairtoo, especially if she's young 1550983759207 Anonymous: ^^^everyone has been there. We all now share the c4c herpes strain. 1550985515511 Anonymous: ^EEWWWWW! 1550993481206 GhostOfBonefish: Sit on the couch in my middle age killing time on a barely alive, increasingly dated, fading away image posting site. 1597543301942 pazz0: I give twenty dollar bills to direlict drug addicts downtown and encourage them to do moar drugz 1597550965516 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/75376/ITT:_Things_you_do_that_you_think_no_one_else_does.

4chan ITT lulz

4chan (628) , ITT (354) , lulz (14)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1238631263678.jpg Info: JPG, 6 Kbytes (243x251) Added by: *.cisbg.com (Apr 2, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: inbox;1 new message frome "Claire" : I Love you too baby I wanna get back 1243723753512 Anonymous: "leave me alone u sick fuck how did u get this number" 1243724938348 Anonymouspedo: the number you dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service 1244000593649 Anonymous: lol...im afraid this wont end well for me..yep...restraining order 1244011798805 Anonymous Queef: 1. I have a STD 2.Oh Shit 3.It isn't April 4. Die you fucking asshole 1245365537867 Anonymous: 1. WHAT? 2. you fubking (SIC) shit go to hel 1246459706419 Anonymous: my dad is going to kill you 1246566992609 Anonymous: then are you going to change your mind about the child care payments? 1246569930859 Anonymous: I still love you . It's July . Let's get married . 1246571299542 BeatsOnLosers: Dude, you are so fucked now. 1246732355734 Anonymous: 1 suicided ex gf 4tw! 1247099518605 Anonymous: IF U WANT ME BACK GTFO THAT STUPIB WEBSITE...reply TITS OR GTFO 1248445884242 Samps: My ex is getting married in a few days...I'll wait then the day of. 1248470287694 Anonymous: your all fucking liars...none of you ever had a gf 1248471319763 (show all comments) Anonymous: "its july you fucking nitwit" 1248491407637 Anonymous: YOUR COCK WAS SO BIG AND TASTY 1250681608140 randyvanburen: great... now I'm single again.... 1250690535288 ANONOMOOSE: result: "huh?" text result FAIL 1250727784433 Anonymous: sadly, i actually do still love my ex, just don't tell my wife. 1250995951759 Elesker: "FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE YOU CALLED ME SLUT FUCK YOU" ROFL ( translated from dutch to english) 1252173836871 Jessica: ^^^^Post it in dutch if you don't mind. I would just like to see how it looks in your language. 1252187736250 obama: "i still love you to" < EPIC FAIL 1254073922464 bloodninja: FUCK BLACK GREENPLZ 1257108700996 NoFWau: "i love you to, meet me tomorrow" "i still love you" 1263564320607 FffUuu: lol asshole you just broke your P.P.O. im fukin callin the cops right meow.. 1263574367826 Snork: "I love you too son" 1263579151853 Anonymous: "yes i know aprils a fool, she was saying that to me last night, when bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla,tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (this is where i hung up) 1287264502470 Anonymous: "But there's this other girl, i mean, uh" BLOCKED 1287275328542 FLArp: Have said (1) (2) never comes. 1287297099661 FSS: Haha snork. All I got was a sad face... Dammit, was hoping she would kill herself or something cool like that... Guess I couldn't expect anything better out of her... 1287297376753 mACÄK: "dave is gonna get out of jail in 2 months but we could try if you take ur meds" 1287426156647 Anonymous: 1st response: You will always be special to me, but you made your choice when you fucked my mom! 2nd response: Grow the fuck up, twat! 1287429995801 ThNerdyLittleBrother: "Oh Cool, that's good, well gotta go bye" - Yeah she doesn't even listen to me. 1289155592292 mrisom2009: she just said "lol thanks" I'm heart broken it didn't piss her off. 1296087366161 Anon: Response: HAHAHAHAHHAHA that just made my day! Peace out dude! Guess it doesn't have any use sending it's an april fool now huh... 1296089387133 rock: no april i didnt say you were a fool...yes it was a joke..no i wasnt being creepy again 1296721621752 Anonymous: Oh.. (hug) I hope, you're not mad on me.. :[ 1296764119991 Anonymous: Oh.. (hug) I hope, you're not mad on me.. :[ says: APRIL FOOLS! says: It's not april says: anD it's not funny 1296764322447 rock: u funy 1297163631391 weirdo: inbox: "jamal go fuck yourself yourself you freak. BTW: i lied when i told u it was chicken at marys barbeque. it was indeed prok you SOB.... fuck, that bitch really pisses me off 1297531136403 gov'na: what about the restraining order? number was from court 1297951070290 MAELSTHUR: first reply. "well i dont love you anymore im sorry I've moved on, Im in love with someone else now hes amazing, Im sorry i think its better that you move on too". Second reply: "yyeeaaahh ok its like Febuary if you didnt know" 1298046902972 Anonymous: "IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE TIME YOU SICK ASSHOLE IM GONNA CUT YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT WITH A RUSTY FORK!!" lulz! 1312250337734 frfr: fuck my doc is still afraid of peanutbutter 1314898558841 Anonymous: "whaaat? we just went out a couple of times... 7 years ago" 1314903954478 Anonymous: 1) I love you too babes!! 2) Who is April? 1314909961995 Anonymous: results: "my dad ...bla..bla...bla... and the CYBER POLICE!" 1314910678566 Quantum69 I don't have a gf to text. 1314914003391 The_GoOD: i was bad guy that night, and the next she faked me :) 1314914910298 Anonymous: i texted my mom "i still love you" and i lied my head down on her lap and she just farted really smelly. 1315012327597 InternetH8Machine: "DROP DEAD YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG, GO TELL THAT WHORE YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THAT YOU LOVE HER!! I HATE YOU!!" Wow, too soon?? 1327371856334 Anonikin Skywalker2: reply1: AWW :3 I love u too! reply2: wait wut? reply3: u sick son of a bitch I actually loved and cared about u and this is the stupid bullshit u do, this is y i left u in the first place, ur 19 yet u act 9 blah,blah,blah,blah 1327426181571 Anonymous: ^ come back to this site when you're at least 21!!! bye 1327454948239 Decorum: Your father doesn't know about us and it better stay that way! Bitch! 1330133406692 Troll86: Hmmm, looks like my left hand didn't pay its bill this month. 1330136533112 Anonymous: response: "not mad anymore that i lied to you about my gender?!?" 1330136947770 Anonymous: Lesponse: 讓他媽的出去! 1529001460674 Anonymous: Mommys doing porno now that daddy's not around 1529010918914 Anonymous: I just loaded my shotgun sweetie. Come on over. 1529021612666 Anonymous: "It's August, you idiot!" 1597003914214 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/7453/4chan_ITT_lulz

ITT - Post Random facts that you think people might not know

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1267131069859.png Info: PNG, 7 Kbytes (331x334) Added by: Bubble (Feb 25, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Bubble: Crisps run out on saterdays, go chech the useby dates, NOW! Chips for you amerifags 1267134191856 Anonymous: Odins magical ring was named Draupnir. The only magical thing about it was that it would produce more of itself (it was made from gold) so it was amoney maker... what need does a god have of gold? 1267134947325 Bubble: ^FAIL the cunt did not exist, nor did teh ring. 1267135123570 Anonymous: The reason it is considered rude to cut the top of your egg off and not smack it with the spoon is that they didnt want to upset the french aristocrats who had escaped the guillotine in the french revolution. Up untill then it was OK in Europe...fin french even fucking up our egg eating habits... 1267135315863 Anonymous: The majoroty of 409's are truck engines. (Also, the nic Bubbles are considered shit by the majority of the world (and anyone living in GMT is gay!)) 1267135405242 robohitler: short people have no reason to smile 1267136318113 Klansman666: niggers make good windchimes 1267136693232 Anonymous: a pig's orgasm is 30 minutes long. 1267136905178 Anonymous: Klansman666 is NiggerHaters new name 1267138434543 Anonymous: ^STFU faggot, Klansman666 kicks ass and tells the truth 1267139319522 Jovi: Salmon is the fish that has the less mercury. 1267418298411 Pyro: Psst....hey.....im high.....dont tell no one....spread da word 1267420931737 lonerstoner45: @robohitler-----then hitler should of never smiled 1268091246991 lonerstoner45: *facepalm* 1268091253562 (show all comments) Anonymous: Corn means yes, so, obviously, corn. 1268091608511 Anonymous: Three million children are killed by bats EVERY DAY. 1270361936153 beepb00p: Where do I start? Well, killzMinuz9 is my secret love, cuz' she's a Dyke & I am Gay. perfect cover to keep my Dad away from my ass end. 1270376227564 Warg: Odin does exist, and he's fucking Bubble's mom. 1270448103829 Anonymous: the days of the week are named after norse mythology. sun-day, moon-day, tyr's-day, woden's-day, thor's-day, fria's-day, and saturn-day. 1271454610410 Warg: Saturn is actually a Roman God 1271458012753 blindn1ear: If you piss into a condom while wearing it, the piss will will make a cool balloon at the tip, and, when when you're finished pissing, the piss in that balloon will shoot right back up into your bladder. Not cool. 1271467116967 Anonymous: MY DICK IS HARD! 1271469499405 Anonymous: rly? didnt know 1271469536686 pocket: The distance from the US to the moon is shorter than the distance from the US to China. 1271470129570 Anonymous: i dont believe it 1271470776445 Anonymous: pocket i hate u! u tells lies to your mother too i think. 1271470889585 fastamasta: Dork defined is whales penis 1271476535912 insurgent: George Bush's IQ is lower than his hat size... 1271478864107 slikwilly: Did you know it is illegal to tell a cop that you are going to skull fuck his dead grandmother because he wrote you a speeding ticket for going 4 1271482039354 slikwilly: Trust me folks, it is 1271482071191 slikwilly: oops 4 miles over the speed limit- is what my high and drunk ass was trying to say 1271482393968 Anonymous: no one in the last election wash fit to be president of the US..face it.. 1271577280457 PedoBear: the name wendy was created for just the fast food chain 1274073266332 Anonymous: Niggers skin is actually transparent... 1274301044286 TwoFaced: Hitler was a jew 1274308173899 Anonymous: I sometimes pretend to be a stupid stereo type to make an entire group of people look bad. 1274336941546 Anonymous: the people England sent to America were its gays and retards 1274341222207 Moongrim: People get upset if someone gives food for sex with kid. Ignore kid if kid starve to death. 1274395033102 +5 Asshole: If you have 3 Quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you'll have $1.19. You'll also have the most amount of change possible without being able to make change for a dollar. 1274704137806 Anonymous: The earth is cube-shaped. 1274732365912 ɐʎ puıɥǝq sɯoɯ ɹnoʎ: penis debris is good for muscle growth. just rub it into your eyes and all over your head. 1277673591700 Ichigo: PedoBear actually the name wendy was originally made for Peter Pan. Check and Mate. 1277693325135 ThelemicMage: I own a small deli in my city. I fuck the hamburger meat, steaks, chicken and sometimes pork. I blow my load all over it, but it kinda gets cleaned off in the oil when I cook it. Sometimes I take antibiotics cause I get infections from fucking the meat. Good luck not eating in my deli. 1277726398581 yeti.machete.: potatoes have more chromosomes than humans 1278547635978 TwoFaced: White people are just albino niggers 1278617691140 Iguana: Iguanas cannot walk backwards. 1285211706838 tehninja: the universe is collapsing 1285212481371 tehninja: teh* 1285212500732 Clownichter: The sun is hot 1285285530249 Anonymous: Jews are brainwashing white men to be faggot, nigger-loving, suicidal retards. 1285288034462 AZO9Swall0ded: I'm in prison with internet, I've killed 12 persons with an ax but i've found jesus now....jk...didnt find jesus 1285313384632 Leat: An normal day doesnt contain 24 hours, only 23 and 59 minutes and like 55 seconds. :D NO LIES 1285342320639 Anonymous: the dot of the i is called a tittle... 1285405235167 YuLiekPicturz: The world is flat. 1285518288146 Derpaderp: A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 1286165231270 Anonymous: the definition of a biscuit (cookie) is that it softens as it ages, on contrast a cake will harden as it ages 1286236379621 Knome: the sun is one fire, im a skitzo, the pyramids were not made by aliens, and i poo white 1286469951723 NORWAYchan: ThelemicMage holy shit 1286472065496 AZO9Swall0ded: the government is just a handful of men 1286502392221 Hard Tymes: @Anon5863: Now That! Is Interesting! Thank You! 1287530039769 FLArpnonymous: That you can make drugs out of paint thinner, pine resin, immodium, prilosec, chocolate, tree bark, and an endless plethora of things. And, drugs work in a similar fashion to smelling or tasting. They are an idea in a chemical form. 1287546316705 vengance: somewhere out there there is a kid named METALLICA!!!! 1287594285610 BnSneky: ^ No way 1287594936982 Anonymous: fucking a child in the ass is the key to the universe and just happens to be how you open an interdimensional gateway to the other side. Crowley knew what was up, now you do too! 1287596138569 Shitskinkiller: In the book "IQ and Global Inequality" it says that niggers got incredidly low IQ, ~65 IQ for Afreaka, while people of European and East-Asian ethnicity=~100 IQ. 1287609535929 beck: Reagun will rise and rule the world. 1287610267191 Anonymous: The average American's penis, is over three feet eight inches smaller than the average European penis 1287660308481 RustyShacklebird: I am the ruler of THE SUN 1289586330110 Anonymous: Bananas have 3 segments. poke your finger down the tip 1289887043785 Anonymous: THE ONLY THING PREVENTING YOU FROM DATING GIRLS IS YOUR OWN PRECONCIEVED FEARS. GET USED TO BEING REJECTED UNTIL IT DOESN'T EVEN REGISTER ANYMORE. GET INTO A CIRCLE OF FRIENDS IRL AND NETWORK. 1289887681962 Anonymous: a subatomic particle in one atom is not only identical to the same subatomic particle in another atom. it is actually the same particle. 1289888469549 Munster: A day without sunshine is like, you know, night... 1289891934375 Flarp: The collective IQ of 4Chan is 11. Collective IQ for Chan4Chan is about 114. Again, these are collectives. Not averages. 1289896660512 Anonymous: Contrary to what is shown on TV, niggers in fact do NOT live in nice houses, have good jobs, are married, are clean, and drive respectable cars. The opposite is more than likely to be true. 1289908446780 IBM: The 3890 check sorter can sort 2,330 checks per minute. 1289927502530 al: Obama is a nigger. 1289928323282 Anonymous: MIND BLOWN crisps really do go out of date on satudays MIND BLOWN 1289932449881 Lewis Prothero: @ThelemicMage: LMFAO! Thanks Science I dont eat in delis; can you at least tell us what city you're in? 1289939576667 dacia: the first living thing to be sent into space was a russian dog named Laica 1289943925172 Flarp: :( 1289945584757 Flarp: Poor Laika. No way for puppy to come home :( 1289945618512 Vincent Vega: "Yeah, but pork chops taste good. Bacon tastes good." 1290069180296 ThelemicMage: Thousands of full-blown schizophrenics were cured of their disease in the 1050s-60s with LSD by first giving very small doses working up to very large doses. These people were then able to use the bathroom on their own and thus enter society to lead regular lives. Now what do you anti-drug half-wits think about that? 1290069801139 Anonymous: I had no idea that they discovered LSD so early, maybe William the Conquerer was tripping off his tits when he invaded in 1066 .... a whole new historical perspective isn't it? 1290074015890 Lickathesplit: We are aproxematly 14 billion years old, we were many forms, we will be many forms after this, our great entity's the planets and stars communicate trough light, magnetic fields, radio waves and moving surfaces, they order elements so atmosferes can evolve into the next, the asteroids containing these elements are guided by gravity of large sfericle masses. 1290120913545 Anonymous: I have had a terminal illness since the day I was born, it's called LIFE... 1290121024282 Lickathesplit: The function of 360 degrees sfericle masses is communication 360 degrees sfericle !! Fuck the Big Bang theory that says the planets and stars melted together after the great devide, molecules and other particles are multifunctional knowledge sferes, they operate as a collective !! 1290121258862 Anonymous: Bowling pins weigh 3 lbs. 1292362467905 LionelCosgrove: Iam 2,08 meters High ! Hö hö ! 1292362692254 Anonymous: The group Bad Company took thei name from a movie starring Jeff Bridges and Keith Carradine called "Bad Company" 1292362721727 LionelCosgrove: Know yopu Know What ? He he ... yeah right ! 1292363154428 johnnynothumbs: Elvis is alive and lives in the top rooms at Graceland where the tourists arn't allowed 1292373879124 ilah: i yam a red galactic spacewalker or sum such shit. metal moneky, an aries. 1292374093969 blackal: Obama is French. 1292374586653 Bunny: 70% of all animal porn goes to PAKISTAN - muzzies fuck goats 1292379937905 Canucklehead: I'm older than I look. 1302796750637 Caesar: President Obama has decreased funding to police department budgets by OVER 45% NATIONWIDE 1302830881401 LanceUppercut: `if you want to go to school for free just get a job at a college and use the employee fee waier program, but college is bullshit so go into porn. 1302846889184 Führer: Sex with a nigger is considered beastiality in some countries. 1302859463876 Anonymous: Sex with an animal is safer than fucking a nigger, less aids 1302862056992 GibblesNBits: I am your God. 1302862968934 Anonymous: some of the best porn is smart chinese girls working their way through top colleges 1303015992431 Kirk Diggler: A giraffes neck contains 7 seven bones, the same as a mouse. 1303058779166 Menace: Bluefin Tuna are Warm Blooded . 1303138628202 Caesar: Every death in Syria related to this uprising can be blamed directly on the US "funding" an anti-government satellite channel. But don't take MY word for it. Check you WikiLeaks. 1303141884820 Captngeetch: Right handed people live about nine years longer than left handed people....freaks ! 1303144298239 gov'na: 911=FBI, Marshall Law=DHS, War on Drugs=CIA, Inflation Tax=Federal Reserve 1303664379149 Anonymous: Führer's commment wins! 1303682346753 Anonymous: Iguanas have two penises. 1303682417341 EvoStar: Rape is only illegal if she tells someone 1304004289162 uberbarf: if a guy rapes a woman in saudia arabia she will be stoned to death 1307507815392 HalfMast: the weight of an average smell is 760 nanograms. 1307508137818 DriftRocket: My balls are itchy 1307515602906 Pyro: ^ He just scratched his balls.............. LIKE A BOSS 1307523185242 Banshee5: they once sent a Rocket into space with only spiders in it to see what the spiders would do without gravity. They still kept building webs, but they weren't as thorough and symmetric as they normally buid them. Anyway, the little buggers didn't make it in the end... 1307524699211 the original spoon: Oreos contain no animal products at all. Safe for vegans. Also, vegans are fags. 1307664522696 Anonymous: Did you know that a man's penis can also be used for peeing? 1307750777450 Anonymous: Did you know that niggers are inevitably going to nig? 1307751651499 Tattoos: Did you know that abrasions caused by shaved pussy stubble contribute to the spread of AIDS ? 1307751802771 Anonymous: Racism is not about black and white - it is about the way niggers are 1367230272309 Anonymous: Scott Keith is fat. 1367235140338 Anonymous: The War Chief is The Master. 1367242574911 Anonymous: If you cut off the head of your penis it will grow back. 1367315713992 Anonymous: i sniffed and masturbated over my sisters dirty panties once 1367366961488 Anonymous: Andy Kurtzig is a submissive bottom 1367386661182 Anonymous: islam is cancer 1367458923327 djh123: poopypants slams a book on his penis as he cums 1367463657625 poopypants: Moby Dick, hard cover, large print: best book evar 1367463790543 Anonymous: Humans cannot lick their own elbows 1367470267140 Anonymous: Jews are biologically compelled to lie 1367586720855 Anonymous: Most people in the world are stupid. example liberal 1367621572366 Anonymous: ^^ Example FAIL. Try conservatives. 1367631446867 Cum.Unto.Me: If you masturbate long enough, you will see God! 1367759200998 Rubber-G: my dad touched me down there from age 12-19 1368508952499 Anonymous: JustAnswer is a scam. 1368631181649 RubberG: ^^ I haz personal troll! Nigger or whigger? Either way, YOU GO GIRL! Welcome to the Army of Rubber! 1368636346380 Anonymust: LOL, rubber you attentionfag 1368636715638 Anonymous: Montreal was a work. 1368693807827 PopeyeTheSailor: If you squeeze your nuts REAL hard, your eyes actually pop out! I've been practicing for hours! 1368791614409 PopeyeThe Sailor: I'm retarded and I like nuts. 1368793960839 Anonymous: ^Ooh! Garschch! Olive Oyl, do that again! Agggaggagagag! 1368896985953 djh123: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Knh5jyezAQ true stories are true 1368921111942 Your Lawyer: Extract of Cayenne pepper cn stop a heart attack in minutes. 1368923627489 Anonymous: Billy1961 is a woman...NightOwl! 1370067480588 Anonymous: ^lives in his mom's basement. 1370083715823 RubberG: ^ on the first day of the internet, the first forum comment was "your're a faggot!" The second comment was the above post^ 1370087830286 Anonymous: a dogs sensd 1370468155949 Anonymous: Bray Wyatt is Husky Harris! 1373708004600 Anonymous: ^^^^^^^^ Mr. Copycat was here, too! How very original... 1373767782952 Anonymous: When you smoke weed the police can read your mind 1373782415513 liplocker_code3: A nose cannot be longer than 11". If it is 12" it's a foot. 1374210733559 Anonymous: If you cross a melon and a collie you get a melancholy baby! 1374281726560 Anonymous: im 1 36 yr old man. when i get in a warm bath, my nipples produce milk - which sometimes i allow to dry in the black curly hairs on my chest 1377881241667 Anonymous: Billy is Andy! 1378111714959 Anonymous: Most liberals are stupid 1378182900823 UrbanTerrorist: black people are referred to in the bible as "bearing the mark of the beast" 1378193022590 Anonymous: In World War II the average age of the combat soldier was 26 In Vietnam he was 19 1379568343864 Anon: I could charm the Devil! 1379639955935 Quantum69: A world without sexy female feets is a world without soles. 1379640095204 Anonymous: Borderline means someone with an IQ of 70-80. A moron is someone with an IQ 50-59. Lower than that is called a Democrat 1379668049927 Anonymous: ^lol 1379671437949 Crackhead Fez Monkey: If you go to the sun at night you won't burn up. 1409497793140 Anonymous: Someone once told me that time is a predator that stalks us all our lives. I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on the journey, and reminds us to cherish every moment, ...because they'll never come again. ...What we leave behind is not as important as how we lived. ...After all, Number One, we're only mortal. 1410365515831 Anonymous: Long ago some spic men got drunk and had sex with baboon females. The result was the first niggers. 1412424323249 Anonymous: ^that baboon was your mom I guess 1412426079842 Anonymous: ^no yours, faggot 1412431722257 Anonymous: The Simpsons are niggers 1412669827508 Anonymous: one of my testes hangs lower than the other five 1412714617686 Anonymous: Politics for liberals is nothing more than another iteration of American Idol. 1412721725429 Anonymous: Bray Wyatt is Husky Harris. 1412742559327 Anonymous: This website is dead 1493587870930 Anonymous: Lobotomy is like deleting system32 for your brains. 1515694699692 Anonymous: Ok, an odd one. There was DEFINITELY a 'Fantasy island' remake starring Patrick Stewart/ I looked it up recently, and apparently it was Malcolm McDowell. Stewart was not involved. But many others also remember Patrick Stewart in the Montalban role. WTF? 1551166420649 Anonymous: RACECAR spelled backwards is RACECAR 1551167059163 Anonymous ^ 1551168982134 Anonymous: I am not Moongrim. 1551243267839 Anonymous: North Dakota is the least toured state in america 1556856635798 Quantum69: 9/11 was an inside job 1556879916326 Anonymous: ^Loosen your tinfoil hat. No it was NOT. Stop telling LIES! 1556892459411 Anonymous: Nobody gets high in Utah 1556909797229 Anonymous: Alright right I confess it's all coming back to me now 1556910164754 Anonymous: Patrick swayze was a ballet dancer 1556910404683 Anon!: Women can physically piss further than men. 1556942843448 Anonymous: No ginger in ginger ale.. 1556999172941 Anonymous: Two wrongs make a right..three rights make a wrong 1556999291982 Anonymous: Twelve rights make a left, with the right going wrong. 1556999561257 Anonymous: OK captain 12 rights but let's get back to pissing distance 1557029512673 Anonymous: A woman can piss more than 13 feet. 1557151537615 Tosser: That VaginaLips is going to end up as someone's prison bitch while in jail for posessing child porn. 1557165057461 Anonymous: ^Yaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!! 1557174227217 Anonymous: Asked if they’re still in business, he said yes then hung up 1557196588997 The Original Spoon: Kalgnorz is not an english word, but it is lifeblood floss. 1557326895265 Tosser: That ethelred would fuck the arse off pretty much everything... Or if you regularly read comments it's something that you do already know. 1567992246884 Anonymous: The Sun is a flat disc. It is less than 15 miles from the Earth. 1568095280285 Anonymous: ^Your head lacks a brain, and too tightly wrapped in tinfoil. 1568139619364 Anonymous: ^ Your Mom has had sex with over 30 000 men 1568181104716 Anonymous: Beer commercials always have three men in them, Because one guy drinking alone looks like a loser. And two guys drinking together look like a faggot couple. 1571648188600 Anonymous: Women can piss farther than men! 1571700288943 Anonymous: Andy is a submissive bottom. 1571733700821 Anonymous: Seattke, November 3, 2019. LOL. 1572243726303 Anonymous: Andy is a cunt 1595851906347 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/95475/ITT_-_Post_Random_facts_that_you_think_people_might_not_know

WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE EVER FAPPED TO?

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1303745975103.png Info: PNG, 209 Kbytes (500x500) Added by: Anonymous (Apr 25, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymoose: lily84 troll face pic 1303748058497 Dr Pwn: 2 kids in sandbox vid 1303748278576 FurryPedestrian: 8497... to bad we can't get moar than that! 1303750674211 Anonymous: The Sound of Music 1303755569507 johnnynothumbs: your mom 1303783937936 Aganonymous: OP's sister 1303784297650 RKB a wabbit 1303784830617 chumpno1: two dogs fuckin, the bitch was lovin it 1303828298132 Dr Pwn: 2 girls and a cup 1303829259584 Anonymous: Squirrels overhead fucking in a tree 1303829339425 Anonymous: My grandmaw while she was shitting a tapeworm. 1303832882125 lucky luke: my old ass in the mirror 1303839748912 greyhoundpaul: ^ you got a new one? lol 1303917753393 EvoStar <---Was fapping to this til I found this----->:120085: 1304085669996 (show all comments) Aganonymous: ^ fail 1304090977986 EvoStar: lol, big time 1304111754438 Anonymous 1304118220662 anononononononononon 1304602000649 Ghostoftime: SHEMALE PORN 1304996747221 Anonymous: Video from Iran of woman being hanged from a crane. 1305596156425 Frozen Puck Sucker: This message 1306985510951 Anonymous: Women pissing 1306986092905 Papa B: Hangar 18 guitar solo. 1307040342122 Froggy Wentacourtn: My Grandma shitting into Grandpa's mouth ! 1307040723448 AZO: seafood 1307042439851 Anonymous: hentai videogame 1307235266147 Last_Resort: those naked bitches getting attacked by the facehuggers from Aliens tied with all the Genki Genki movies 1307238766751 BnSneky: sister on web cam 1307238989516 MrSandyNigger 1307242687886 Anonymous: The Golden Girls - Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan and Estelle Getty always makes my dick hard. 1307246804146 JustGodlike: your mother doing 2 girls one cup on a asian diarrhea movie 1307248696536 gotbanneddontknowwhy: Brazilian shemale scat&vomit party. It was good. And of course asian Guro hentai 1307281451819 Anonymous 1310383845220 TetsuoShima: the sounds of my friends dad and step mom fucking 1310384290842 Anonymous: tina turner live performance 1310384470584 Anonymous: bitch fucking a horse. Yes, my brain is full of fuck, now you all can An Hero urself. 1310401714318 Anonymous: my freinds little sisters worn panties when i stayed over one night 1310418442473 djh123: i dont do that. 1313140054912 Shawnix: HOLY SHIT 5220! im surprised it didn't come out his mouth 1313596571245 DireWolf2012: Midget chick with a big ass. 1328659623155 Anonymous: An episode of two stupid dogs with little red riding hood and canned cheese or something. I mean I didn't really fap "TO" it but I was watching TV all the way. 1328666937769 Anonymous: The legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker 1329515984148 Anonymous: chun li 1329518425856 Anonymous: golden girls 1329542166964 Anonymous: rollin 1329543256718 Anonymous: friends 8 yo sis panties in the dirty laundry basket in the bathroom for real 1329614587492 Hughbie: ^help is available at the nearest gun store. 1329615026704 Anonymous: allah while imagining he was fucked by muhammad and Albanian donkey 1329646020433 Tattoos: Pics of of old hairy pussy/ass. 1329891153665 Anonymous: childrens swimsuit catalog pedobear approves 1329958508913 Anonymous: this 1334318557831 MadNiggerish 1334342145875 mischievious: hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!111 1334342209402 bulbasaur111919: Road kill badger. 1334342464759 Queefly: A Sears Christmas Wishbook. I really, REALLY wanted that Hot Wheels track. 1334461890526 fuckyermother: DEATH METAL 1334466548517 Canucklehead: Anne Murray singing "White Dove". 1334694692105 Anonymous: Either my sister or my best friend banging my girlfriend on prom night. 1338305473817 Tattoos: The womens underwear section of a Sears catalog back in the 70's. They used to show some serious camel toe and even some pubic hair if you paid attention. 1338306621404 Nabbo this 1338307309353 Anonymous: A naked picture my daughter sent to me by accident 1338813530611 Anonymous: Ilse, She Devils of the SS 1338813857200 Anonymous: This one time I walked in on a guy who bullied me all through school, getting his balls licked by my girlfriend. He laughed pointed his dick at me and started pissing on my face and chest. 2 days later I fapped to that. 1338813970936 MAELSTHUR: c4c 1339050965760 Anonymous: furries 1344534728264 Anonymous: A pile of squid. At the wharf. In broad daylight. With the fishermen laughing. 1366500939301 Anonymous: Godzilla movie 1366559961677 Raimey_D: Sorry...I don't "fap"... 1366577297656 Anonymous: xchange pill gifs wishing i was a girl 1439260009573 Anonymous: your mum 1439331230276 Anonymous: Ramona and Beezus 1439565829181 Anonymous: ^TV series or movie? 1439567930235 Anonymous: Movie 1439615445141 Ghostcock: Edith Bunker 1439903959575 samegag: derpina armpit 1447056889514 God's Balls: my 11 year old sister letting our dog eat her pussy 1450363493524 DrSoapBox: What's the definition of "weird"? 1450364074524 Anonymous: Hillary 1595056390832 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: Nabbo ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/175027/WHAT'S_THE_WEIRDEST_THING_YOU'VE_EVER_FAPPED_TO?

Solve this: x - 4 = x + 3

math (51) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1271625700825.png Info: PNG, 6 Kbytes (461x370) Added by: Andres333 (Apr 18, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse the7rafe7: i forgot what to do when theres two x's.. 1271631220938 MMAF33N: 3.5 1271638696256 Pyro: tree bark 1271640795188 Bowlegged: x=2.65 1271647806687 ragnarok52313: an answer does not exist. no real numbers. 1271648265731 darkstan: Atlanta, Georgia. 1271656783479 icame22222: yea its impossible: x would = x + 7 ---------- its a trick 1271659788149 Stalker: The answer is 7=0. 1271664391412 Feefdoodle: x=7 1271679673280 Feefdoodle: x=3.5 1271679771156 Anonymous: x=magnet 1271690708200 zbloh: nobody can solve this so god must exists, ask the magnet guy 1271692261581 StareDad: Morons. Get off the internet and step into a classroom. 1271731947880 Anonymous: DERP-HERP=HERP A DERP X=WHO GIVES A FUCK 1271732065677 (show all comments) Greeft: This equation is incorrect, x-4 does not equal x+3. E.G some say x=7 if you put 7 in you get 7-4=7+3 therefore 3=10, well 3 definitely does not equal 10, so the equal sign in the equation shoulb be a not equal to sign. 1271735450980 Anonymous: x = c4c 1271778874892 Pyro: $@) 1271778906894 Pyro: 420......forgot u cant caps #s 1271778927171 Anonymous: FUCK YEAH! USA MATH'S THE BEST MATHS IN THE UNIVERSE! FUCK YEAH! 1271801493809 Jac: e 1271962791517 ???: potato 1271963337248 Anonymous: x-4=0+3+0=3 1272241231299 the7rafe7: 5677 win. 1272244899704 backudog: is the answer jam? 1272312641808 the7rafe7: ^ omfg the answer is chair dumbass 1272315330746 Anonymous: Chuck Norris got the answer after 0,0000001 seconds 1272315590416 veranet: divide by zero, fuck there goes the universe 1272320449481 Gonzo: yeah that has got to be an imaginary number. 100 level calculus 1272846377977 TylerDurden6996: it's an erroneus inequality 4 does not equal -3. the sign should be > . 1272847460138 Master Pokerlord Jed: -4 =/= 3 1273256265947 a78589645: The answer is, "No, it does not." 1273260774742 Anonymous: x = americans 1273282892807 Anonymous: 3-4=1+3 1273291837472 Malacath: it makes sense...if you just believe it does, kind of like the whole god thing :3 1273322085850 TopGun: X= a day and today we are Saturday, x-4 = Tuesday and x+3 = Tuesday , Tuesday = Tuesday. 1273322613664 Anonymous: No Solution. 1273347543755 Olri: so, x= i 1273348794368 Anonymous: Who gives a fuck? 1273350930774 Anonymous: 0 = 7 1273357428511 Anonymous: x=potato 1273357595240 Anonymous: 0=7, it's means no real solutions, idiots 1273365852689 Anonymous: x-4 = x+3 which goes to x = x +3 +4 which goes to x = x +7 which goes to x -x = 7 because the x's cancel out there is no answer to x which means the sum is impossible to answer unless your stephen hawking 1273367642600 Anonymous: u people r retarted. 0=-3 which makes it a negative root. its an imaginary number the answer is -3i. 1273382198454 Sudan: I guess x= infinity 1273414466431 slawek1806: contrary to the equation 1273416634745 xissor: L=Ø 1273611100777 Limerick: Math fails. 1273613654993 Anonymous: 9481 - Divide by zero fag. 1273785704282 RalphGoldenmouth: I believe in this case, X = your filthy whore of a mother. 1273787527319 Anonymous: -x ==>-4=3 end 1273871099298 KarmaPickles: Soup AND a sandwich. Now that's a meal, Jerry! 1273902793343 filth: x=infinity sudan is smart XD rest is stupid >:D 1273960942692 GrYm: x-4=x+3 => x4x3 and -=+ => -3=4x+x => x=-3/5 AND +4=x-3x => x=-2 }=> -3/5 U -2 => -5/5 or-3/3=> -1. 1273976446159 Anonymous: Fucking magnets 1273992087208 Anonymous: Math never fails, Limerick. The so-called math on this image fails. It is to math what "ghrraptazoid" is to the english language. Made up gibberish. 1274056209804 El Capitan: I'll go with 5240 1274074358129 balder: no way tis is imposible! 1274232007835 Anonymous: 0 != 7 1274300725602 Anonymous: (insert numbers here) *accompanied by the number x* 1274301158499 Andywho?: dont you have to do the crab claw thingy with the brackets???? i do A-level physics ... i should know this shit!!! 1274303911438 Moongrim: Zero X is equal to 7. 1274396585381 Anonymous: So much for having /b/ do your homework for you. 1274398741903 Anonymous: -4=3 1275894935189 Nukubu: not that complicated, it never said to use the same numbers, the first x is 4 and the second one is -3 1275918743846 anonymous: NIGGER ⏎ 1275937686447 Anonymous: the right solution is:the equation is false(sais wolframalfa) 1276027566756 Nukubu: 6447 the fuck is wrong with you, did you just call me a nigger? i aint a coon you motherfucker i´ll rape your mother in her sleep you cuntfrightened faggot motherfucker 1276078026528 Anonymous: plus minus infinity 1276091012407 meeco: My head is going to explode! I think they are all corrct answers. 1276117420965 Anonymous: It's a well known C4C paradox. 1276611011409 ano: sketch a graph on both sides of the equation and find the intersection point . then masturbate on the phallic symbol 1276791166273 Anonymous: come on people... its simple... The answer is 42! 1276827127213 Anonymous: (x-4)(x-4)=(x+3)(x-4), (-x^2+8x+12)x^2-x-12=x^2-8x+16(-x^2+8x+12), (+ -)7x=28, (+ -)x=7/28 I think I did it wrong. The x^2 goes somewhere or something. 1276836277717 Anonymous: 98% of the usa cant figure this out 1281248880447 Anonymous: the answer is 42 1281265924354 Anonymous: How can I fap to this?? 1281288511802 Anonymous: 3 + 2i 1281396917189 Limerick: You could probably actually do it if you divided by zero. 1281404348606 Limerick: Of course, the answer wouldn't be much better. 1281404672992 Limerick: Bet you anything I could solve it with one line. 1281404750355 Anonymous: the answer is FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 1281418667955 Anonymous: 42 1281455857893 asp: 0=7 1281456366717 Anonymous: 7=0 1281727221989 asp: 7 is neither >0 nor <0 1281782959492 tokunbo: the answer is a brazzilion, yu dum shit 1281787818640 Anonymous: 7/-7 cannot be 0 -> no solution 1299169710473 sparkoflife: Division by zero has no solution for computers, but those of us with brain cells left realize that a number divided by zero equals infinity...by the way...this thread is really harshjing my fap! Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! 1299169906695 sparkoflife: but no, the equation as presented has no solution...do the math...the x cancels out the other x, and you are left with -4=3...which makes no sense. 1299169983842 Breaker: ^Yes, therefore 0=7 or -4=3, but no division by zero here... So no bricks have been shat 1299197763711 Anonymous: x equals -7 1299250128818 Elise: AAAH,THIS IS TRIPPING XD 1299255488206 Anonymous: -4 = 3 1299286179279 DogPig: Fackin Shit! 1299286292403 Anonymous: lol losers its 7 under the radical =) hope that helps u guys p.s. try learning algebra 1299289849147 Cheesecake: The answer is X 1299291261367 protonX80: the answer is false 1299307366831 aval: 1299313306141 Anonymous: amm x=x+3+4... x-x=7... 0=7 1299319541715 Anonymous: -7 = 0 witch is not correct 1299319957592 Anonymous: x = 3.5 bitches 1299397015212 mexa3576: there is no answer. 1299418294748 Anonymous: 3.5 is the correct answer, fucktards! 1299427026299 sparkoflife: whoever said it is 3.5 is clearly a brainless fucktard who has just sinned a clusterfuck of fail. 1299427114879 cybersinner: There is no answer that would satisfy this equation. It is unanswerable! 1299427404382 BnSneky: damn it 1299428845286 Uncle Harvey: On the day when -4 = +3, we will have the answer 1299437111723 Anonymous: X^2+3X-4X-12 1299659849336 Anonymous: x = fuck you mindfuck 1299663461974 Anonymous: no 1299785107850 Anonymous: 0=7?? No solution... 1299798627416 Anonymous: RETARDS, THINK. WHAT NUMBER CAN YOU ADD FROM AND SUBTRACT FROM TO GET THE SAME ANSWER. THE MATIRX. 1300152038257 Anonymous: Lol whoever posted this math problem is as retarded as the people seriously attempting to solve it. 1300434840810 Choko: this must be the formula to getting pussy, cause i cant solve it 1300435749890 Anonymous: x = troll 1301119054906 AwesomeAnonymous!: The answer, my cock. It's the answer to everything! 1301137356642 Anonymous: X= .5 you jackass! 1301140449880 Anonymous: x-4=x+3 ----> x= ∞ ----> ∞ - 4 = ∞+3 ,, 1305513435733 eyedol: ^win 1305539492565 gov'na: why make it complicated x=-2 1305663288726 Razor187: X = GTFO 1305667896477 Anonymous: If you plot both lines, it's obvious they will never cross. But there is no complex number x either. So I think this calls for supernatural numbers. 1305669319329 Jordanian: x-4 = x+3 -> x = x+3-4 -> x = x-1 -> 2x = -1 -> 2x/2 = -1/2 -> x = -0,5 1308119654971 Anonymous: 0 = 7 no solution dumass 1308136185695 Anonymous: X= EPIC FAIL = EPIC FAIL = EPIC FAIL = EPIC FAIL = EPIC FAIL = EPIC FAIL = EPIC FAIL.................... 1308140084424 Anonymous: x-4=x+3 -> x=x+7 -> 1=7 -> FAIL! 1308144797974 Anonymous: btw: x divided by x is not 0, its 1 1308144859462 Anonymous: x-4 != x+3 <<< PWNED! 1308145093389 Lickathesplit: Solve the number of spermcells stuck on your moms face 1308159842222 Anonymous: these responses are more entertaining then the topic 1308177388494 froggywentacortn: Cupcake 1308185867346 Anonymous: unsolvable but x equals -0.5 1308210393331 admackbar: the answer is probably some complex or imaginary number or something... 1308210588421 admackbar: the answer lies somewhere in the Complex Plane 1308210666855 Anonymous: only solution: x=∞, coz ∞-4=∞ and ∞+3=∞, so ∞=∞ 1308417178746 BnSneky: 666 1308417476767 Flarp: ham 1308572007194 DriftRocket: Easy... X shouldn't be there. 1308580400792 Limerick: Put a line through the equals sign. 1308580570977 Anonymous: The answer is KFC. 1308580577311 Anonymous: ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!!! 1308588580748 Vincent859: It's a contradiction. 1322258031257 The Original Spoon: This is a transcendental equation, which contains a transcendental function. A transcendental function is a function that does not satisfy a polynomial equation whose coefficients are themselves polynomials, in contrast to an algebraic function, which does satisfy such an equation. 1322267858111 The Original Spoon: In other words, a transcendental function is a function that "transcends" algebra in the sense that it cannot be expressed in terms of a finite sequence of the algebraic operations of addition, multiplication, and root extraction. 1322267942704 Willy Nilly: With a stretch of imagination, this non equation is equal to the self....1 is the answer! 1322327779488 Anonymous: Simplifying x + -4 = x + 3 Reorder the terms: -4 + x = x + 3 Reorder the terms: -4 + x = 3 + x Add '-1x' to each side of the equation. -4 + x + -1x = 3 + x + -1x Combine like terms: x + -1x = 0 -4 + 0 = 3 + x + -1x -4 = 3 + x + -1x Combine like terms: x + -1x = 0 -4 = 3 + 0 -4 = 3 Solving -4 = 3 Couldn't find a variable to solve for. This equation is invalid, the left and right sides are n 1322340555382 Limerick: http://www.math.toronto.edu/mathnet/falseProofs/second1eq2.html Damnable canadians! 1322340931708 Anonymous: x=Derp 1322341794432 Anonymathematician: X-4=x+3...0=7...it is an inequality an unsolvable. 1322353875792 HungLoh: As my accountant friend would say, "what do you want the answer to be?" 1322354390247 Anonymous: both +4 -> x= x-1; both -x; 0=-1, inequality 1322356239100 iamthewalrus: x = Φ 1322419123556 Anonymous: The only possible result: ∞ or -∞ 1322437457690 Anonymous: infinity works, negative infiniy works, undefined works, an empty set works, additionally, were all these to fail, we could just create a second imaginary number that resolves the equation, if it were of great mathimatical importance. 1326146562514 Anonymous: This thread certainly is getting a lot of mileage. A record? 1326150494587 Spartak: 10 and 3 1326177122594 Anonymous: the anwser is X = 1 1326177908919 Anonymous: The answer is a derivative of i. As in "i would solve this for you guys because obviously you're too stupid to do it yourselves, but that would be discouraging you from learning how to do it yourselves." 1326197333210 Anonymous: x=7 ...? 1326474232935 AnonyMouse au choco: fap fap fap ... oh, it is the empty score. 1328135420262 m4k3k3: food 1328135660576 Anonymous: bananna muthafukin puddin 1328135825791 BelleFeeGore: THE answer is 42, everyone should know that! 1328439072702 Anonymous: 2.645751311 1328534643339 fillinthevoidz: shit fuck. my casio wrist watch just divided by zero... 1328538018721 Anonymous: THERE IS NO ANSWER YOU STUPID AMERICANS. X-4 CAN'T BE EQUAL TO X+3, X CAN'T BE EQUAL TO THE SAME THING PLUS SEVEN 1328707759805 Anonymous: x doesn't have to equal x+7. It only has to equal x-7...... They se me trollin' they hatin' I'm trollin' they try to catch me writin wordies. try to catch me writin wordies. 1328732805209 Anonymous: X = Your Mom! 1328739984533 Anonymous: if first x had index of 0 and second x index of 1, then it would be about the same as x-4 = y+3 (x0 would be called x and x1 would be called y) and it would be solvable, just indices missing 1328740338359 sturmfalke: That's simply 0-4=1+3 :) :) :) 1328791718414 Grund1e: Math wizard 14 year old says it's 2.6. I believe her but I don't get it. 1328794630809 Ceesaurus: You fuckers really need to get a life, i mean : Look at this thread ... Seriously ?? Congrads OP, lmao.. 1328820734254 Anonymous: Who cares. Niggers suck 1328903397156 JustGodlike: wasnt it x = -1? or wait, didnt he said there cant be a minus after x.. damn teacher.. so long time ago 1329280704639 icehole: you can't subtract 4 from a number and then have it equal to the same number with 3 added to it 1337298984817 MrVampire: x=∞ That wasnt hard to work out 1337608061407 Buster Hymen: You have mixed letters with numbers. Decide whether you want to have a math problem, or an English problem, and then design your equation appropriately. 1337660794384 Reverie: Just divide both sides by zero, then they are equal. Am I wrong? 1337688212317 Anonymous: There is no solution because 7 != 0, this is a basic problem that fools anyone who is not good with math. 1337702328299 Quantum69: X = You Lost the Game! 1337702479261 Chanonymous: Dudes, this is barely high school level. x=|.5| Meaning x has an absolute value of .5 which means it can be either .5 or -.5 at the same time. 1358957188938 cybersinner: x=2.6457513110645905905016157536393 1360779502490 cybersinner: x-4=x+3 >> x=x+3+4 >> x=x+7 >> x-x=7 >> 0=7 >> ??? >> No Answer satisfies the equation. 1360779625624 jawgamble: x-4=x+3 | +4; x=x+7; x changes to 7 points more whenever one looks at it, always waxing never waning, but still 2+2 equ 4 to 6 depending on fractions 1384087840855 Anonymous: No. I won't fucking solve it. I don't give a flying fuck about it. Unless it can give me a blow job I just don't care. So get fucked. 1384094879314 Anonymous: it DOES work if "x" is the number of times you masturbated in the last 24 hours. 1384121660244 cybersinner: x=i 1384136153168 Anonymous: Looks like a question i see when i'm dreaming that i'm back in school. 1466037495880 ethelred: x -4 = x + 3, so -4 = +3, so 0=7. So there is no such thing as a week. 1466217493452 Anonymous: ^...and dividing by zero is possible, since division is a form of subtraction. 1466218446412 Anonymous: How many girls OP has had sex with ? 1466219449981 Anonymous: the answer is False... 1466283948409 Anonymous: the answer is x - 4 < x + 3 1466307311121 Anonymous: ^ That is not a solution 1466308244605 Anonymous: If it's really an equation, you should be able to do whatever you want on both sides of the equals sign. Thus, square both sides, solve (x-4)²=(x+3)²; (x-4)²-(x+3)²=0; and you will get that x=½. 1466533378442 Anonymous: ^44605 you're stupid, i only told you a fact 1466822510809 Chanonymous: 7th grade maths, most of you failed. Absoloute value, read my earlier comment. 1466830138679 Anonymous: a silly equation that only nerds need to know. 1466836642229 Collegefag: Collegefag 1594418945545 Anonymous: CNTRL_ALT_DELETE............Solved 1594441173189 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 3 (last: nono7000 soad1sob Bananaman ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/113814/Solve_this:_x_-_4_=_x_+_3

Dont Think Of a Black Cat

cat (895) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1263535961550.jpg Info: JPG, 12 Kbytes (256x256) Added by: arselsson (Jan 15, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse NiggerHater: Don't think of a black nigger 1263565884305 Markus Hunsalz: no problem, I am just not thinking of a pink elephant 1263570682660 Anonymous: fuck 1263719496929 Pyro: ok dont think of shoving a rasor under your pinky nail then 1263721172370 Ricovk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! 1277768893597 PUSSYSLAYER: god gave white poeple smalls dicks because of hitler.....god ftw 1277768986452 Armistice: damnit. thought of one. 1277806291978 Grave: fuck you. 1277807296498 Anonymous: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- 1286140722289 NORWAYchan: OMFG FUCKKKKKK I LOSEEEEE 1286143594353 Derpaderp: I won. 1286163152409 Anonymous: I won 1286164892782 CaptainSmackfap: Fuck yeah baboons ftw 1286177887505 Anonymous: FUUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! 1286197744725 (show all comments) sUNz: shit i lost THE GAME 1286200650354 mACÄK: was thinking on tits, NOW GTFO 1286227012419 NORWAYchan: GODDAMNIT WHY DO I KEEP SEEING THIS ONE?!!?!?? 1286230010981 Flarp: I thought of a plaid cat. Do I still win? 1286231681737 Hex: Pyro, why? ): 1286231852308 sepsnyder: how 'bout black pussy? 1286411079558 that guy named: I won. oh wait FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu 1286416779612 TitsMagoo: OK... ummm... now what? 1286450935346 Flarp: What color cat should I think of? Pussy: too many fucking restrictions 1286451300393 YuLiekPicturz: i dont like thinking of black pussys, i never will loose this 1286463502571 Anonymous: GAME!!!! FUCKKKK 1286601710770 BanHammer: I'm not thinking in a black ca..FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 1286602666863 KiddCrazii: Now i cant stop thinking about it FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 1287689278557 Anonymous: uh, uh! BLUE DOG! 1289345651671 Leonn: TITS OR GTFO 1289517386468 8====D--------------: Ya didn't say, "Simon Says!" 1289554870804 Anonymous: why not, cats are cute. 1312118658928 LemmyLaffer: I didn't 1331415027894 BnSneky: Damn 1332757479960 Anonymous: ^ That's all you ever keep posting dumbass. Go join your father in the grave sucking niggers off. 1332787094544 Anonymous: ^ Lol +1 1332787268738 Chanonymous: OK 1425960608966 djh123: pink sock is the next thing on tok's mind. 1426239890446 Anonymous: "But it's not your idea, because you know I gave it to you. The subject's mind can always trace the genesis of the idea. True inspiration's impossible to fake." 1426325352772 Anonymous: I wish YuLiekPicturz hadn't mentioned black pussy - now I have to go out in the rain and get me some. Luckily where I live three pussies out of four are black. 1566541619582 ethelred: I wasn't thinking of cats but the luscious black piece that lives three doors from me. 1566624909367 Anonymous: I'm thinking of a pink elephant. Does that count? 1593992272722 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: djh123 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/83630/Dont_Think_Of_a_Black_Cat

Islam today is like Christianity during the Dark ages

history (112) , Christian (50) , religion (396) , Islam (102) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1266364150243.jpg Info: JPG, 15 Kbytes (256x256) Added by: O1010101 (Feb 17, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Agree. Those bastards used to burn and torture people. All in the name of God. 1266369097605 Anonymous: GOD WILLS IT!!!!! 1266372438445 Creepis: while Islam might be spreadding, There were millions more Dark Age Christians than Muslims number today. 1266380259340 Anonymous: ^are you sure? the world's population has doubled many times since then... and there was no christian united states 1266381088494 Creepis: ^good points. The number of Puritanical extremists is higher in today's Islam too. 1266394251969 Anonymous: Any retard who belives in the Easter bunny is like they were in the dark ages, no matter what they call it 1266398399401 Anonymous: ^well, even though I am an atheist and will challenge the religions any day, I do acknowledge that the majority is no longer poking people with hot metal buttplugs. 1266406793834 Anonymule: like how a troll has spread a genuine discussion :P 1269506463929 pocket: ^hehehe. thats the only way trolls fail. they hate that. 1269519070239 Mad Hatter: Pretty good comment. Yes, they have definite parallels. We revere David for having chopped off Goliath's head, etc. Same songs, different verse. Onward Christian Soldiers. 1269520645991 Warg: AGREE! 1270016560801 Anonymous: Putting islam aside, christianity today is like it was during the dark ages. 1271488531775 mudspunk: fuck those dune coons 1271488611721 mrmech: fuck the muslims fuck mohamad and his pussy ways! go ahead and keep bombing! we will just keep killin you no problem morons! 1271748977187 (show all comments) Anonymous: the Dark Ages refers to the cultural and economic decline proceeding the fall of the roman empire. Not that deeeerrrr everyone converted to christianity and then turned people into deeeerrrrr idiots ... you fuckwhit. read a fucking history book cocksucker. i suppose it was all the smart "athiest" who initiated the birth of the renaissance. i bet thats what you smug cocksuckers think. 1271750282631 Anonymous: It's nice to kill for religious beliefs. 1271763263394 ImYourMomBIATCH: Islam is a cancer! 1271889887721 Anonymous: Correction: Early Catholicism 1274765091373 Anonymous: agree 1274806350245 Anonymous: no its not. human values were differet in those times. they are just a tribe of barbaric fucks who wants the world.. just like everybody else. live with it or do something 1274809301603 Anonymous: allah===a-anal.l=loving,l=lewd,a-arab,h=homosexual . 1276486644162 Kareloko: Christianity is today, dak, as always, islam, is corrupted by the lies of christianity. 1276990214675 Anonymous: thethirdjihad dot com 1277349065970 Anonymous: religions today are like they were in the cave age, you all religious retarded 1277691257583 Anonymous: Kareloco, you're either retarded or horrible with the English language. Try an online translators...or move to your sharia-governed-paradise where they ban computers. 1285553732424 Anonymous: madhatter, have you ever read anything from the Bible? David slew Goliath with a sling. He didn't chop his head off. 1285554108983 al: They, the Muslims, killed, burned, and tortured back then too. 1285554248236 Anonymous: ^^dumbshit, if you read the adult version of Bible Stories for Children, you'll know that David cut Goliath's head off with the giant's own sword after smacking him with a pebble between the eyes. 1286680531938 FLARP: Sounds about right. I tend to agree with Martin Luther, what he said when he recanted on his deathbed, that people are too stupid to understand. 1286688201149 Anonymous: Me too. People will never understand the full meaning of religion. Same as some people never understood the sense of school or work :D. 1291240986567 Anonymous: You gotta ask yourself, what' you wanna be part of? A nation? A religion ? Or a corporation? The choice is yours.... 1291241284341 Anonymous: Religion in general is a cancer. The only difference between Christianity and Islam is that not too many Christians give a fuck about their religion whereas far too many Muslims take their religion too serious. While Christian extremists are just dumb (like dogs barking at cars), Muslim extremists are dangerous (like rabid dogs). 1291241744599 Anonymous: Mel Brooks as Torquemada singing, The Inquisition?" 1291242795492 Jesse: Religion is a crutch used by weak minded people. 1291247840350 Phill Brooks: Atheism is a crutch(much like alcohol and drugs) used by weak minded attention seeking maleajusted trust fund loving adults with all the falsely placed blame and blind following of a satanic cult minus ritual sacrifice. 1297330296388 Phill Brooks: Atheism is The blind following the blind all while blaming those who can see for taking their sight. 1297330394166 Anonymous: Blind is the athiest that follows another athiest to christianity 1297334203496 TGD: So essentially its like Christianity now.ZING 1297334285967 Nicolas Sarkozy: I shit on a Quran, and i feel so good for all day long. ShitOnQuran way of life 1297877947576 gov'na: Christianity still serves its purposes as it did in the dark ages! 1297950599427 Anonymous: Yet Islam will always be worse. 1) Jesus was a healer, Muhammad was a Warlord 2) Christians believe Jesus will rescue everyone from the hell that is earth, Muslims believe that Allah wants them to force the rest of the world to convert to Islam. 3) Christians believe the best way to heaven is to accept Jesus, Muslims believe the best way to heaven is to die killing non-Muslims. 1297961461533 Anonymous: true, true!!! 1299532164956 Anonymous: only good muslim is a dead muslim...all of em 1299532962395 Anonymous: Than is not true. honestly all religion is bullshit. you do what the fuck you want there is no moral authority. the government places standards on us while adhering to no sort of standards themselves. I say fuck all that is and that shall be for i am the only one who sees thru these eyes. I wish you all the best of luck and hope you realize that you make your own mind believe what it wants to 1299617833715 gov'na: muslims practice islam in zionist-christian juristiction, if not they are terrorists 1299863908800 Anonymous: The Inquisition proved that we can also play their game of "kill the infidel." 1307261966932 MrPerspective: Islam today is like Christianity in the Bible Belt... only more straightforward about it. :-P 1307346315828 MrSandyNigger OP is a jurassic faggot. 1307383599815 copperware: agree with OP. it's the same but with modern technology... and shitty artists 1307398792181 MrPerspective: LOL @ "jurassic faggot" 1307586674953 Anonymous: Islam needs to purge itself. 1315921557354 Anonymous: Not quite, Xtians have some sense. 1318089485584 Everdark: who cares about irrelevant comparisons? faggots are faggots. period. 1318089613780 Anonymous: christianity is still the same, it just that we don't care about it anymore... 1318274876375 Anonymous: @ Nik Sarkozy....u motha fuckhin Bastard,,,,,,,,,wtch ur fukin trap b4 shittin out of ur bludy mouth ok. What do u knw abt any thing??????? any thing mnz any thing?????? who da fuk r u 2 comment like like dat?????? Wipe ur shit wid ur own tongue Mr n den think abt doin it sumwhere else ok. u shit eaters, pee drinkers n incest Mrorns! u knw nuthing abt urself ok...... 1320401354562 Anonymous: ^lolwut ... in english please 1320401428224 Anonymous: Islam in the Dark ages was like the same thing it is today. 1320401615276 BnSneky: nuke em all 1320401622358 Anonymous: at least Islam don't burn people for saying the earth is a planet and is round 1320413944366 Anonymous: Christianity was not like Islam in the dark ages. The dark ages were full of violent people like Islam. And many of them called themselves Christians. But any smart person knows that God never taught such behavior. False comparison. Besides Islam is false anyway. 1322830739449 Anonymous: This picture is just right on the point (Christian apologetes here are blind on one eye) 1322843570801 halfmast: yes musliums are some dark age mother fuckers 1322888730682 Anonymous: Disagree, Xtians are capable of learning. 1323095298415 Anonymous: what an ignorant comparison 1323121517445 munchdog: It's not the religion per se, it's the cults that are dangerous, christian, muslim, buddist or jew, all wackos are dangerous. 1343277816789 Smeggy: Islam today is like Islam in the dark ages 1343626038902 Anonymous: Christianity today wants to bring back the Dark Age. 1343738530929 Anonymous: It's far from it, islam is a cult 1345310694198 http://www.biblebeli: cult 1345310716203 Spartak: Islam today is like islam1400 years ago... Progress? 1345310903996 Anonymous: Christianity during the dark ages tortured people and killed many millions 1345316633829 Maelsthur: ^just like islam anon 1345333343894 Anonymous: Christians rise and relive the dark ages 1345344701774 Asinissa: Monotheistic religion seems to prone to that 1345413718520 FromTurkey: shall we see , look to Turkey for comparison 1345480746656 Oldandevil: Islam at peace is very much the same as Christianity at peace but it is also true that Islam at war is the same as Christianity at war. During the tribal warfare of the feudal and dark ages of Christianity, Islam prospered and was the center of Justice, Culture and Science west of China. Now the tables are turned but it was not long ago that we were the savages and they civilized. 1345495095189 Anonymous: Islam is no worse that any other mass hysteria, it's the Islamic cults that are evil. Just like Jim Jones' cult wasn't really Christian or the Hashishans (Assasins) weren't Hindu. We only hear news about the maniacal, bug-eyed nutjobs, and very little about the pious, hardworking farmer or factory worker, no matter his religion. 1360737029656 Anonymous: christianity today is like christianity in the dark ages 1360790145169 Spartak: NO. Muhammad was terrorist and desert-robber by itself! 1360796669808 Anonymous: But still Christians start more wars than Muslims. Somehow cave men were less dangerous than nuke people. 1360803357815 Anonymous: well, duh! 1420470821293 Unhinged: No shit! How fucking observant of you! 1420613330950 Anonymous: christianity today is like, retarded 1420830062821 Anonymous: Islam hasn't changed. Christianity has. 1420833215487 Anonymous: Imaginary friends. All shit. 1420837464777 Anonymous: ^ Sucks that your imaginary friends are all shit. Weird. 1420848516788 Anonymous: Mohammed was a man, when you declare speech or art that may defame him or insult his or yours sensibilities you are elevating Mohammad to god like status and that is blasphemy. Said in soup Nazi voice: No virgins for you… 1430869870477 Anonymous: Ah, but Christianity is going back to its roots. 1431049651590 Anonymous: Today's Democrats are worse than ISIS. They slaughtered more unborn babies than the entire Population of the United States in 1886. I thought ISIS was brutal but the Democrats are millions ahead of them and the babies can't even fight back like an adult. 1433222792435 Anonymous: ^ Probably because its the Republican knocking up the women and then claiming the kids aren't theirs. Maybe if they stopped *neglecting* kids and/or exploiting them, maybe there's be a legitimate reason to do away with abortion. Stop blaming the Dems for trying to clean up the mess the GOP made. 1433263906249 Anonymous: ^ that has to be the stupidest post since the invention of the internet. 1433285563587 Anonymous: islam today is like communism during the mid 20th century 1433619975581 Django Unhinged: FUCK ISLAM 1434274952664 Anonymous: Christianity today gave you electricity, modern medicene, the internet, powered flight, space travel, telecommunications, modern food production, etc. All the other religions are based in ancient history and only advanced thanks to contact with the modern world I.E Christians! 1438987654364 Anonymous: ^No! Hard work did! Besides, who invented higher math? Sure as fuck wasn't any fucking relitard christ fag. 1439032687364 Anonymous: ^^ "Hard work"? well, that leaves out niggers. lol 1439034801191 ShitForBrains: WTF is the Dark Ages? Is that before God invented the sun? 1439237874906 Anonymous: ^History much? 1439354872918 Anonymous: @Django Unhinged FUCK you motherfucker and fuck all you filthy pedophiles and fuck your religions 1541624891215 Anonymous: @mYourMomBIATCH @mrmech nope FUCK you son of bitch and FUCK you filthy pedophile trash you're the one who is a cancer 1541624985314 blackal: Gosh, we should all move to North Korea orIran, any place would be better than living with these awful Christians. 1541632882163 Anonymous: Obesity today is like Christianity was in the dark ages, oh and SJW's 1579460942336 Anonymous: No Gods exist, People are just Fucked in the Head !!! 1579493203971 Anonymous: Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition! 1593726615685 Anonymous: In fact those who do....Our chief weapons are fear, surprise, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope and nice red uniforms, oh damn!!" 1593745509833 Anonymous: "Order and Law" -Drump 1593748512462 Anonymous: You mean it doesn't exist? 1593782144132 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 6 (last: Ardamel MAELSTHUR Lexicon Arschloch33 lex7183 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/92831/Islam_today_is_like_Christianity_during_the_Dark_ages

Post ending in 45 tells me how to greet my pizza delivery guy

pizza (53) , delivery (5) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1270601960363.jpg Info: JPG, 21 Kbytes (324x301) Added by: vngvng (Apr 7, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: on your knees mouth open 1270607607954 smegaman: as consuelo.... the irish korean whore 1270607954847 anonymous: naked, with your hard-on in hand 1270608428857 Newfag: just about to cum 1270609497824 AnonYmoose: wearing a dress and sombrero and a pickle up your ass - pictures or it didn't happen..... 1270611351881 anonymous 10: u a male? 1270614725240 Anonymous: if u cum in i promise u will 1270615126477 Anonymous: threaten him with a dildo while wearing an anonymous mask 1270621824879 Casey Jones: Come to the door with a ball gag in your mouth. 1270632436460 Hughbie: hand on cock, ask him if he wants sauce. 1270633610178 IAKSAKKAK: hello everyone 1270636452937 Luv Killz: In a Domino's delivery uniform with a hot pizza in your hand....That'll be $9.99 please... 1270643889233 Anonymous: go fuck urself 1270706043357 Reaxus: If you are traveling 60 miles an hero hour down the river, and your wheel falls off, how many pancakes does is take to build a dog house?? 1270707467824 (show all comments) Anonymous: completely naked and tell him you don't have any money but can pay in another way if he knows what you mean 1270758569735 pocket: ^ yep 1270759084830 balder: naked, and sticky hans 1270762893583 Pyro: On fire 1270799705845 Pyro: Oh fuck yeah!! 1270801637283 beepb00p: Looks Like yur gonna burn! (should have ordered Chinese) 1270842310959 OttoVonSchirach: in a 2.WorldWar SS-Nazi Uniform with Adolf Stache and Sunglasses sayin ,, Wieso dauert das so lange ?!'' with angrrry Voice ! 1270849371811 Wolf6: by sneaking around back and getting in his car... naked. 1271037014148 CreepisKryp: two words: SODA BOMB!! and a gif thereof. 1271048477832 troy: ask him if he is the one who killed your gf and pull a gun when he drops the pizza grab it. free pizza and entertainment! 1271288746712 Anonymous: HAIL HITLER! Wanna hear what happens.... :D 1271793314502 Anonymous: : in a 2.WorldWar SS-Nazi Uniform with Adolf Stache and Sunglasses sayin ,, Wieso dauert das so lange ?!'' with angrrry Voice !................. hahahhahah. omg..... i wanna deliver that pizza 1271794301457 chanweo: ask him to wait, eat the pizza and ask for a full deposit on the empty box 1271796750502 Anonymous: kick him in the balls 1271800411663 Warg: NAKED 1271839819127 Anonymous: on fire! be careful 1271910337454 Santa: your daughter or sister naked standing next to you with a 100 dollar bill 1271919150556 sqwrrl: "How big is your anus?" 1271932806197 Anonymous22: With a teddy bear who you'll be licking in the anus every 3 seconds. 1274339561169 TwoFaced: Just shout with a southern accent: "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!!!" (would be even cooler if the pizza delivery guy IS actually a black guy) 1274342372230 Anonymous: give me pizza and gtfo!!! 1274378614769 CerealKiller: wrap yourself in saran wrap and come to the door with a mining helmet, some spelunking gear and a car battery 1274378786462 Anonymous: I think CerealKiller has a good idea. On fire works too though. 1275643022214 Anonymous: wearing an annoymous mask cock showing and shout " well hello there big boy got a load?" in a gay british voice 1276211217942 SmirKKs: ON FIRE and NAKED 1276479948617 bobalob: answer the door then kill yourself 1276484602456 Anonymous: On your knees, blindfolded, naked, mouth open. That's how my GF greets me, and I don't even have to bring pizza for her. 1276484881163 Anonymous: 45 TITS OR GTFO 1276633453548 vengance: with pipe-bomb! 1276638198348 vengance: with pipe-bomb!!!!! 1276640098610 vengance: with a brick of C4!!!!!! 1276640128417 TopGun: WIth a porn on tv, sound at the max 1276640256214 vengance: with cambodian paper-fire-bomb!!!!! 1276640563308 vengance: wearing apron and holding knife both covered with blood! 1276640825117 Anonymous: say hi 1276647318520 Anonymous: In a shit filled diaper 1276651953232 gmode: these are lame as hell 1276657194280 Anonymous: Covered in fake blood with a chef knife and a woman screaming from another room. 1276670857225 sqwrrl: Make out with him. 1276679082765 DOitNOW: With a big sticky handshake 1277057788957 DOitNOW: With a dildo and a balaclava 1277057828705 Anonymous: Hi I ordered pizza With weenieees :D 1277154428578 Ironmikie: Cock tucked between legs, pubes shaved, blow handful of shaved pubes into pizza mans face, wait for reaction, release cock from in between legs, run..... 1277183496476 Squinky: at the moment of ejaculation with the cash you intend to give him rolled up around your cock 1277303960702 Anonymous: Funny - I didn't know Jews were fattening?! 1277310253675 tijno4: fuck him while he tastes your pizza 1278541661243 Moongrim: Give him your girlfriend as a tip. 1278547729920 Samps: Naked, with shit dripping from your ass, a shishkebab stick shoved up your dick hole, a ballgag in your mouth, a "happy birthday" balloon tied to your nutsack, arms wide open, and a sign around your neck that reads, "Free Hugs," with a friend recording it on video for later postage as a gif on 4chan. 1278564188267 Samps: A dead animal carcass of your choice gutted and draped over your head, a vibrating dildo up your ass, a car battery hooked up to your balls, your chest smeared with honey, while a friend takes pics for later postage here. 1278564408970 vengance: smash face with brick then wall then glass bottle grab biggest knife you can find dip end in red paint and smear on walls and shirt start yelling and ranting about killing someone then play taped screams turn out lights then wait 5 min.s order pizza see who comes faster pizza or cops video tape and post results and if pizza guy start crying and moaning about killing your wife 1278565112131 Anonymous: Pyro won. Anyone else think it's weird that he wins every itt? 1279803575682 Wr104Gamma: order it online so you know who is delivering... Welcome them like they are your best freaking friends... Hugs and such.. it blows their minds 1279833069159 Circusmnkee: I'm a huge faggot, please rape my face. 1279837665546 Anonymous: This is how it's gonna roll, he's gonna walk up to the door and your gonna sneak out the back cock smack him and then pay the man and eat your pizza. 1279926537227 Anonymous: smack him in the face with a tuna 1279926589665 Anonymous: with that ace ventura talking ass thing 1279926626960 666thasshole: wrap yourself in saran wrap and come to the door with a mining helmet, some spelunking gear and a car battery. Not my idea, but best i've heard!!!! do it!!! do it!!!! 1279975237731 TwoFaced: No cock? Why's there no cock on this pizza? I specifically ordered COCK on my pizza! I DEMAND COCK ON MY PIZZA!! 1279975432894 Anonymous: wanna sex0r? 1280196098411 Pyro: On fire, do it, now 1280196288429 Wr104Gamma: Yeah, seriously.. Make with the rubbing alcohol and screaming at the door, run through front door and roll around, calmly pay for pizza and don't tip him 1280204600796 ThelemicMage: While fucking your cat/dog. 1280210738772 ThelemicMage: Wrap a piece of pizza around your dick, tuck his dollar tip in, and fuck it all into his asshole. 1280215187562 Jovi: With a smile... jerk 0_o 1280215481285 so_what_if___: I'VE HARD IT UP TE HE~ERE WITH THE LIKES OF YOU PEOPLE!!! oh im sorry. i thought you were a... circus midget. 1280252747580 Anonymous: goddamn pyro wins these so much 1280285639707 Pumpkin: Grab his cock 1280291177925 Anonymous: Show him your pubes and ask him if it looks like a bonzai tree 1280304309370 Wr104gamma: ONNNNNNNNN Fire FFFfffuuuuuuuuu Stand and deliver on the pyro win nave 1280559839200 the7rafe7: with a pizza in your hand and trade that pizza for his lolololo 1280560025709 Mrnorco: grab the pizza,tell him he is the father, give him a baby, shut the door. 1280560466645 Jesus: suprise butt-sex 1280562388652 ThelemicMage: With a loaded pistol in your mouth, and a dick in your ass. 1280568377451 Anonymous: you slap his face with your dick as he opens the door 1280601408373 beepb00p: with a .45 bullet right between the yes 1280609301254 Anonymous: XENU THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SOUL-PIZZA! 1280617846673 Anonymous: tip him with another pizza 1280621113700 athiest: blowjob 1280625866304 barak osama: rusrty thrumpbone 1280636507990 Ed: fire in the hole!!! 1280645883691 Anonymous: nicely tell him thank you and give em a generous tip while keeping in mind that you wouldnt want to make a crappy job any shittier. 1280646021481 asian dude: wrap a towel around your head... cover your face with dirt... grow a beard... wear robes.... open the door and say with a arabic accent... "Oh hello... would you like to help me with this bomb?" 1288324876294 FLARP: Shotgun blast 1288338296456 Anonymous: Hide on the roof. When he knocks, jump down behind him. 1288343418565 Leashedhate: Violent, bloody rape. 1288352399714 Anonymous: Open the door and smile at him. then hit him with a baseball bat and drag him to your basement and then rape his anus. 1288364687678 CaptainSmackfap: With your dick in your own ass 1288393617450 Anonymous: Tip him with your dick in his hand! 1288395816888 MarkMonkey: In a leather thong backwards with tampon earings and your eyebrows shaved off. 1290034314615 Flarp: With a shotgun and a horrible death 1290035432704 fap: with a hearty handshake and a kiss on the mouth 1290044899646 Anonymous: "Ever seen a grown man naked?" 1290045131695 Anonymous: (In hillbilly accent for full effect) BOWEH. YEW GOTTA PURRDEH MOUTH. 1290045629312 esotepeo: it rubs the pizza on its skin or else it gets the hose again 1290050019535 Munster: Clothes cover in blood... 1290058906333 Anonymous: With a friendly game of Swallow The Leader 1290449237946 Alastair Bryden: dressed like Swiney 1290450337847 Jesus: Grab his crotch as you open the door 1291604473160 Jesus: ^what I said above 1291604502860 blackal: ^^ What he said. 1291604749247 Anonymous: "Do you like Liza Minelli?" 1291759451324 Anonymous: Could you hold this cardboard funnel up top my ass? Don't mind the hamster. 1291761217630 Weed: http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=the-prank&videoId=12073 1291761923297 Anonymous: It seem that you have to greet him on fire or give him a baby and tell him he is the father. Or maybe do both. In my opiniion greet him dressed as Darth Vader 1296126021363 Anonymous: Kill him with a sword! 1296147828928 Banshee5: Puke on him 1296148406772 Mephisto: Big Sausage Pizza stylee 1296228047597 Anonymous: decapitated 1296241351602 Anomolous: 10 months ago? I'd say greet him angrily 1297231564933 Oran Gutan: with a bottle neck in your arse 1298890853246 Oran Gutan: just missed, damn 1298891121662 aval: PENIS! 1298891139584 Anonymous: dick in hand 1298898045612 hansfoolio: with a nigger fucking you 1298924068230 MartyMcFly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q7ELkrwM-0 1301821304371 Deputy Derp: Naked with blood all around your mouth and covering your teeth, hands and dick. And shout "I'm fucking hungry!" at him then maniacally smile at him 1301826670853 Deputy Derp: ^ don't forget to wink 1301826710212 skank: with a buttplug in your ass. bend over and shout out loud: bon appetit 1301826810976 NonComposMentis: Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire. Free pizza. 1307268355412 Lickathesplit: Bending over with your cheeks spread .. 1307268746588 NonComposMentis: D'aww. Maybe next time. 1307268877462 Lickathesplit: Oh shit, i was a bit DUUUUUUH in the head and didnt notice pyro won the game already, guess op is vaporised already 1307268879673 NonComposMentis: Lickatthesplit, I do not think our chances are very well in ending with '45'. 1307268913322 MrSandyNigger: You dickwads LOOK ------> Mrnorco: grab the pizza,tell him he is the father, give him a baby, shut the door. 1280560466645 1307374515955 HWOOD: ^ calm down bro or GTFO 1307386193159 MrSandyNigger 1307386919574 Epiwoo: Pyro was first with "on fire" i do belive. So, no. 1309446241468 hwood: donkey punch after I pay him? 1309480056146 Lickathesplit: I think i'll stop with the post ending shit, cuz untill today i have seen fuck all resultwise....!!!! 1309480342667 Anonymous: 1280560466645 won... 1309496687896 Anonymous: with a baseball bat 1309555016437 Anonymous: NO! 1270799705845 won! look up! 1312021221498 Anonymous: dress in drag with your cock out and a flower in your ass, reciting romeo and juliet. 1312601961893 Capt Hard On: performing loud cunnilingus on a piece of roadkill 1312611144495 Anonymous: like goatse 1321500252360 Anonymous 1321505306826 tunni88: with penut butter all over your dick and holiding a frying pan 1321545991163 Anonymous: fucking your dog 1323023943470 Vincent859: Pushing the detonation button wired to thirty pounds of C4 strapped to your torso. 1323024029613 Anonymous: Hockey Mask and Chainsaw 1323094259816 Anonymous: with your skin peeled off and your chopped-off dick on a silver plate 1323122610294 Anonymous: with your skin peeled off and your chopped-off dick on a silver plate! 1323122633983 munchdog: Hey, I didn't order pizza with.... Sausage!!! 1343277576791 gookheadcrusher: 45? 45acp with 230gr hydra-shoks 1356297837824 Anonymous: ^Proof there are retards! 1593146729133 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/109129/Post_ending_in_45_tells_me_how_to_greet_my_pizza_delivery_guy

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1275743679525.jpg Info: JPG, 132 Kbytes (600x600) Added by: Anonymous (Jun 5, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Warg: TRUE. 1275746787433 Cheesecake: i'll have to agree with that 1275751404538 cybersinner: Yep 1275752642681 Anonymous: op speaks truth 1275789792315 Furore23: Well, I'm intelligent and funny. 1275924398531 TotallyNasty: OP solved his situation by becoming a fag? 1275925959798 anonymous: me too 1275928479411 dxc: story of my life. 1275928670442 TwoFaced: Sounds about right 1275933771267 Pyro: Got the nice and funny part right 1276981119116 Anonymous: ha! ha! you are all sexless nerds in your parents' cheetoh stained basements! 1277499409328 Grinch: Fuckin eh. 1277501557375 Satanass: YEAH, because you are fat and respect women! that's why! 1277506721290 Moongrim: Thus God made GHB 1277507065898 (show all comments) Anonymous: Almost. I'm intelligent and can be funny to the right woman - but I'm an asshole. 1277507760962 Youngin: apart from the wife 1277508573987 Anonymous: In my neck of the woods (Southern California) it isn't "hip" for women to date within their own race and most of them are too ignorant of current events/popular culture to have a decent conversation with. Essentially this: if a guy scares or angers her parents - she's all about it! If it's a guy that's stable and won't cheat - he's staying home on the weekends drowning in his own tears and jizz. 1277509670736 Anonymous: ^ * bottom line, "yes." 1277510613841 Anonymous: quit rationalizing your loserdom with vague generalizations about how women are "in your area" 1277546158906 Anonymous: actual, factual faggots. 1277546225954 Anonymous: I'm usually 'that weird guy that's also fucking asshole.' 1277573546525 vengance: 0736 is right same here only I'm the white guy who looks like the uni-bomber and scares the shit out of them 1277579458719 tahnook: SONOFABITCH I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!! I LOSE 1277616014554 Greg: im that guy that will try to hookup with the hot chick, get super wasted and fuck her fat friends face off, then turn them against each other for a legitimate gun-fight, which I record and sell for pay-per-view... yeah 1277650477380 Anonymous: so I'm not the only one? 1277674050171 KIRA: And i'm also HOT! Imagine that!! 1278461703519 Anonymous: I'm not nice 1278511689909 NigBickDigger: i have a big dick, im buff and i play the piano - but im broke...and i love lamp 1278969805237 the7rafe7: sort of true 1278975007857 Anonymous: i'm not sad any more after seeing this comments, but lonely 1279492509664 Anonymous: at least i live in the attic, thats better right...? 1279492598286 Anonymous: funny how? like a fucking clown motherfucker! the nice part you got right. 1279533666717 Anonymous: I'm not even THAT. I'm just generally despised by every woman i ever happen across....i won't even experience the pleasure of being a girl's freind, let alone her lover....go figure ! 1279534648960 Bemol: thats why im here, lol 1279588256211 Anonymous: all you have to do is drop the 'nice' ... don't be nice and you get laid. 1279592380205 Anonymous: nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! 1279614615310 Anonymous: story of my life. yours too, fag. 1279616332884 Anonymous: I think the same, bro. Same story, again and again 1279657234370 jacooker: It's shit like that said to dudes that make them steal that pussy from you cunt. 1280046490425 Anonymous: for once i don't think op is a fag 1280263654124 ThelemicMage: Every part except the last part. Are there juust a bunch of coward fags in here. If you get along with a chick, chances are you can bone her as long as you're not a yellow-bellied spineless coward. But most geeks are anyways. I fuck girls like they're going out of style. Fuck you moron losers. 1280270981694 Wr104Gamma: I am you and you are me and we are one and we all have bad credit 1280379754367 Wr104Gamma: The amount of love you make is equal to your credit score unless you pay with cash 1280379815472 Anonymous: you are a scene peice of shit, faggot loser that for some reason quite a few girls find attractive.......rather be OPs description 1281731034362 Limerick: Nah, I'm the hot guy everyone's afraid of being stabbed by. 1281733745227 ThelemicMage: I'm far from being "scene". I didn't know what "scene" was until last year when I looked up the word. But you're right, quite a few girls find me attractive. So I guess that just makes you a loser. Ha. You loser. 1281738135503 ~Killer~: Odd. I fucked ever one of them. 1281827905762 blutschwingel: true, that’s why i rape a lot. 1282600230658 Flarp: My donkey punch disagrees 1284191152644 Clownichter: Unless you are a pick-up artist......fuck yeah 1284427880924 Anonymous: Hey who the fuck is this how do you know me!! 1284619873172 VolTec: Now im depressed............. *sob* 1293766825933 chrud: make me want to anhero, why don't you? 1294684448191 Spectre: my livestory 1294697909949 Spectre: My life story* Where were my brains when I wrote this? 1294708912208 Jude: Why just the other day I was at a naked motel party and It was a blast! Got the best blow-job ever! 1294710731319 Anonymous: I've heard of chicks who are only attracted to creeps and pervs... you've got to find yourself some of them... 1294717034389 rock: Define..."nice".. 1294735879295 Anonymous: doesn't stop me from gettin CRACKWHORES 1294736037727 Anonymous: crack^rock 1294736185973 Greeft: You got nice and funny right but I couldn't read the word that was more than two noises long. 1294774840860 BlazinWeed: Never happened to me thou'..... 1294774895383 A girl: Perhaps you're TOO educated and over opinionated? 1295327751162 Anonymous: In light of that unpleasant reality - thank goodness for chan4chan and Mesmerus' met art girls!!!!!!!!!!1 1295334949955 Zombeh: Do some sit-ups. Find an interesting bad habit that gets you out of the house. Be a little bit of an asshole... act distant and disinterested, but not a total douchebag. Oh, and MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT. 1295350725562 Anonymous: Yep she say's i'm funny, smart, very good looking and wierd. Yet she's blowing him. 1295383154954 Anonymous: then dont be nice? 1300635632827 Anonymous: -=-=-=-=- CHAN4CHAN SUCCESFUL TROLL'S SEAL OF APPROVAL -=-=-=-=- 1300642263793 Nicalicious: Leave the house every once in a while and quit being a sad little bitch. 1300642767186 Anonymous: Ai, troo 1300648514301 gov'na: See> Hero Suicide....LOSER 1300848767167 Anonymous: i'm gonna start lifting weights and driving a jetta then i'll fuck bitchez 1300855259741 Anonymous: The only problem the OP has is the "nice" part. If he was an asshole, intelligent, and funny he would be getting pussy left and right 1300869438911 Anonymous: yup sad but true 1301092035237 Nigger Jokes: Married, your argument is invalid. 1306460934571 Anonymous: treat bitches like trash = get laid lots = ???? = proffit 1306494558194 Anonymous: forever alone 1306503245595 MrSandyNigger: Ha! True 1306544711396 Anonymous: Fuck the shit, lets play WoW & Circle Jerk in my Basement, afterwards we'll get pizza & haagen daas & complain how no girls likes us, WHOS WITH ME? 1306564307662 djh123: ^all sad losers^ :D 1314411057515 Last_Resort: ^^^ Lol, except for me and you 1314411189321 Anonymous: lol so true. Thanks OP. 1314640223960 Sarsaday: That's I roll 8194 , get pussy like a BOSS 1314640378633 Anonymous: Feels batman 1320337883906 Korzo: If they'd rather be with a dumbshit, then they save the need to cross them off my list. 1320342562956 HWood: :^( 1320344035319 Anonymous: True, your point is? 1320426547631 GlennocideW: Not me Virgin fags 1328014927537 Anonymous: Get a gym membership... and use it 1328050046626 Quantum69 < I'm sure her "tastes" would change real quick riding in one of these. 1428076879445 Anonymous: ^^Better: Buy the gym she trains at. 1592092849325 Anonymous: Well, I guess it's domesticated animals for sex going forward. 1592103540810 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: aPPLEkACK lex7183 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/131256/YOU_ARE_NICE,_INTELLIGENT,_AND_FUNNY

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A HALF DECENT LOOKING, VERY CLINGY, VERY ATTACHED, OVER EMOTIONAL, SOMETIME SUICIDAL GIRLFRIEND... OR YOUR HAND

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1257310884842.jpg Info: JPG, 55 Kbytes (583x416) Added by: betsywetsy (Nov 4, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Hughbie: A had a very very decent looking, over emotional, sometimes suicidal girlfriend and looking back...my hand would have given me less shit BUT she was fucking great in bed....and I learnt to appreciate level headed women.... 1257317574533 Anonymous: hand. 1257723889766 pussydestroyer: girl, I can always cheat on her with my hand. 1257740053833 Fuck you: Hand wins every time. 1257886919515 Bubble: two fingers 1257887649277 Anonymous: Hand... 1257900664880 danie: vibrator. 1257900782706 DutchGuy: blender. 1257901494545 crackerkiller5: hand 1257901513584 Pyro: girl...my hand makes me feel lonly when im in bed....alone.....cold.....stoned....... 1257901603846 TASTYbacon: My hand that could transform into a vagina when I need it . Vagina in disguise. 1257901826941 danie: or you could use my vagina. ;] 1257901982645 Hughbie: mmm....and thats on offer? 1257902285854 DutchGuy: rule #37 1257902475928 (show all comments) Hughbie: ^LOL... always pushing the boundaries... 1257902669176 TASTYbacon: ZING! 1257905229977 Anonymous: pregnancy is the worst.. her body weighs so much more with another human in it.. so hard to drag to the ditch. 1257931995836 Anonymous: 3 fingers 1257932800519 Anonymous: talk to the hand 1257962134609 akingu: what's rule #37? 1257964165900 \m/: ^mE FUCKING YOUR jew MOTHER Until she bleeds out her nose . MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmKAAAAAAAAAAY. 1257964833205 Pyro: I used to know it but all this weed.....anyway does anybody have the ORIGONAL rules of the internet? all i can find are the remade ones 1257964928754 Anonymous: 1257317574533 i agree 1258024980473 Sinonymous: clingy bitch, hand next night case I dumped her, clingy bitch next night cause she's clingy, REPEAT 1258034164773 Sinonymous: u 1258034653944 Hughbie: Rule 37 kids....there are no girls on the internets... Now go home, study this, imprint it in your mind and tattoo it on your left ear lobe. 1258034957256 4chansucks: my hand 1258057407302 Anonymous: My hand doesn't talk back 1258684332601 Anonymous: ^Yeah hands talk back riiiight.... 1258697542110 Hotbox: girlfriend, lawlawlawlawl 1258763745907 Anonymous: Hand holding club. Beat sense into the slut 1258862716317 4chansucks: ^ananfag win 1258871243416 4chansucks: ^anonfag fail 1258871276461 wat: a watermelon 1259102488983 Anonymous: all of your dicks are too small for the whole hand 1261058643437 Anonymous: the chick is not worth the stress and drama. Rather have my hand. 1262196872912 Donald Junior: Hands never lie. 1262206066435 danie: there's no girls on the internet.? then what the fuck am i.? a duck.? 1263448264229 Stonner Assassin: A Sexy duck? 1263452542477 Anonymous: a nut's a nut 1263499869717 Anonymous: stupid 1263945740241 zzmonkey: girl bcz you get in get out and if u come out clean it was worht it most ofthe time 1263951846246 danie: an ugly duckling. 1263971253680 dxc: I have a very clingy, very attached, over emotional, sometimes suicidal girlfriend... but my god is she hot. 1263974961766 That Guy: I'll take the bitch thanx 1268183646532 Spleen: HAND! 1268197520412 Anonymous: VOTE FOR PALMELLA!! 1268558194410 Baking Powder: Girl. the guy who made this has no choice but hand 1268662329911 c4caddict: hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1268667223959 J: ^^^ SERIOUSLY!!!!! - what if it falls asleep. - or what if your other hand gets jealous and they decide to fight. - and would either one make you a sammich afterwards? - and I bet your hand doesn't swallow - I do 1268669399387 DropkickMurphy: Hand, 100%. 1268682820436 c4caddict: if it got tits or tires its gonna have problems i stick with hand 1268685277723 Anonymous: HANDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bad eperienes 1274243453591 Anonymous: the suicidal girlfriend with hopes of pushing her over the edge and getting pictures. 1274243829852 +5 Asshole: As long as she can make a Sammich the right way... I could care less 1274245565370 TwoFaced: Every guy on this planet shooting load into large swimming pool.... dozens of lolis swimming in pool, naked 1274262411454 TwoFaced: Just needed to say that 1274262654709 Furore23: Your hand is better than any girlfriend. 1274453751256 BeaversNDucks: Chainsaw 1274456188155 I8PP: If buttsecks involved sure why not 1274456726807 I8PP: or if she hung likea mule 1274457466888 veranet: already had one of those, you'll be happier with hand 1274457636112 Anonymous: i think its less work to just use the hand lol 1274468035147 fap: small hands make your dick look bigger 1277175289632 ErlKonigVinz: If she's really that annoying, you can always buy some horse tranqs and shoot her when she starts to move under her own power again. 1277181085768 Anonymous: bubble is half decent looking? 1277254451101 Anonymous: girl, 1277291628255 questionmarkface: yeah hand, crazy bi-polar redheads shouldn't know where the knifes are kept. I'm gonna miss that kidney. 1279591438451 Anonymous: Sounds like my girlfriend. I think I'll keep her. 1279744889957 Nickeh43: It's like they know me... 1281335684984 thedude50: There are girlfriends that arn't? 1281337541285 Nickeh43: Haven't met any yet, but they might be out there. 1281337621895 MrAnthrope: Hand! No contest. 1281428711827 Anonymous: Yea i got one of dose.. but she not dat hot...crap.. i think i just lost Q.Q 1281528997919 lictor: Does she air dance 1281535452134 Anony-me: dude i've been there. hand. 1281673178109 gympervert: do thay take my hands IF i chouse the girl? 1281676661760 Kimsy123: There are most definitely girls on the internet. Living proof. I'd choose a vibrator as well. 1281689691256 Amaranth: Hand doesn'ty steal your money, hand never isn't "in the mood" and hand is always willing to hold your beer for you, while other hand holds a cigarrette and it never gets jealous and bitches when you don't do anything. Hand wins for sure. 1281689968848 Anonymous: my hand man lol what a question 1281694412577 Liyla: im a woman ad id rather hav a woman to ferfl my fantacys than my hand and imagnation... 1281706639431 Anonymous: of course I'd rather have the pussy, stupid faggots. 1281863983209 ElCapitan: hand knows what you want. hand never criticizes. hand never nags. hand doesn't ask if it looks fat in that dress. hand won't tell u her period is late. hand won't send u accidental text msg that it just banged a nigga at a party..... 1281866121870 ElCapitan: ^  jes sayin.     that bitch! 1281866173721 Anonymous: i lost my hands in fap accident :( 1281867221343 Anonymous: first one. too late, cant change it 1285031210255 Anonymous: You mean, would I rather have my current girlfriend, or my vibrator? I'd pick my dumbass girlfriend :D 1285164553848 Anonymous: rather have the bitch, duh, fags 1285166039586 Anonymous: the girl..i'd just keep her bound and gagged in my closet till i'm ready to fuck. 1285171189404 Anonymous: Sisters cat 1285199784166 Nickeh43: @ElCapitan I am laughing and sorry for you. However, people with dicks are just as likely to do something similar. @9404 = Redrocco? ;) 1285201849851 YuLiekPicturz: the first, im just like it.. 1286561670814 chrud: i can't give up one for the other 1297703134763 Weed: A decent looking, very clingy, very attached, over-emotional, sometimes suicidal. 1297707655478 Anonymous: My own grandma! fapfapfap lol 1297714631304 Greeft: Yes. 1297730250585 MrPerspective: The problem is, my hand *IS* half decent looking, very clingy, very attached, overemotional and sometimes suicidal... 1300894676394 crazyassmofo: I'd pay the prostitute like i always do 1300898093724 FatGuy69: That's the kind of girl I do want. Think of the persuasion! You could get her to do ANYTHING! And she's love you no matter fucking what you did too. It'd be a win-win for me! 1303758089521 Anonymous: girl actually but only if i don't have to work that hard 1303764534613 Anonymous: BOTH!!! 1303792285845 Holy Fook: Hmm. Does she make a good sammich? 1303793056218 perverted Dwarf: Ill take the bleeding wrench for me giant viking cock....ive got enough hair all over me body , i dont need any on da palms of meh hands .. 1304232357459 Anonymous: Mr.P, what kind of fucking hand is you got? 1311336183632 HWOOD: I burn up alot of vibrators.... 1311349040383 MrPerspective: ^^ Oh, you know, the usual: 5-fingered, homosapien type, trigger finger itchy... 1311388474487 MrPerspective: Be careful, Hwood, burn-up is a causative factor of vibrator depression, and can lead to their suicide if you're not cautious. It's called the dead dildo dilemma. :-) 1311388661455 Anonymous: Why can't I have both? 1311388730527 HWood: The fun sticks aren't emo's Mr. P - Its the manufacturer who cant build them to withstand the punishment I bring forth... As far as the dreaded DDD u mention above, that becomes very costly.... ;^) 1311431000280 Anonymous: @ 0527; thats what i was thinking, geez, why not alternate & have the best of both worlds? 1311433557314 Captngeetch: The girl...you can only fap so many different ways, and switch hands and give yourself a stranger once in a while...but it gets old quick. Besides, you could always lock her in the basement or use your pimp hand to keep her line right ? 1311439465502 MarkosT: sigh.......so many choices....... 1311450244174 Anonymous: hand, doesnt matter which one you cut off. bitch has got to go 1311478680663 Bellevue: Lmao @ 'dead dildo dilemma'. My favourite one broke the other day, I can relate. 1312214685147 Anonymous: i can't break my hand's nose - case closed. 1312222688695 Anonymous: Once she kills herself, I get a new one. 1316966506603 BogFlogger: I'll take the girl, if she's OK with me getting all weepy on her once in a while. That shit's fun and there's no reason she should get all of it. 1322854792676 honghavok: I would rather the girlfriend, cuz she has tits. 1322872879179 Anonymous: depends on if she's rich and wants to give me a lasting last will - then i'd have a better hand in finances 1326182224694 Quantum69: My Hand, i'll stick to what i'm familiar with. 1326197741134 Nimpie: I object to the Either / or nature of this. I want both. 1327176028866 Anonymous 1327797592930 Bunglicker: Fleshlight. 1330671462976 Anonymous: The girls younger sister 1330714863218 Anonymous: if she's suicidal its ok that she's half decent looking, because, well, who needs good genotype in offspring 1330714988348 Anonymous: Girl, I could give a shit if she kills her self. 1338305270756 danono: ..a half decent looking,clingy,attached,over emotional and sometimes suicidal Hand... 1338587533401 Anonymous: The GF... because when I get tired of her shit... her suicidal issue should take care of the rest. 1338593953390 stewent: I'd rather have OP's mom. 1338780713188 Itzcuintle: Been there done that, twice. So I say hand, fo' sure! 1340901985140 Anonymous: Depends. Does she have lots of money for me to escape with? 1340948195595 Anonyms: Hand... if you dump your hand it wont commit suicide and make it to the news. 1342644996726 Smosh: Definitely girlfriend. 1342645769387 Anonymous: Girl, after my right hand tried to smother my left in a fit of jealousy after I tried switching up. 1353832797662 Anonymous: Girl. I need one so bad :( 1355432522383 Anonymoush: Girl´s hand 1357353505395 fiveby5: everything in that img just described my hand 1357353773999 TakeA3rdOption: I'd rather be with a man. 1377462594448 Anonymous: A hand: A HALF DECENT LOOKING, VERY CLINGY, VERY ATTACHED, OVER EMOTIONAL, SOMETIME SUICIDAL GIRLFRIEND would look funny at the end of my arm! 1378510432310 jawgamble: hand, it gets me into lethal mess ever so often. stochastically. and at times it trembles. but i feel quite attached to it. 1384573212732 liplocker_code3: None of the above. I'd rather have a beer. 1386370314428 Magister: Had both, prefer hand. 1431115081698 Anonymous: Both. 1431119248375 Anonymous: Hand! Any day! It's enough for me overhearing my co-worker's wife when she calls him at work, nagging about some shit about their two icky sons doing some shit at school or whatever, and him trying to get a word into the earful of crap she spews on him. 1551379631188 ethelred: I'd have the gril - only have to put up with her for one night anyway. 1551403036343 Anonymous: ^I'd rather have the grill, too. 1551460367486 Anonymous: If you have the girl, you MUST have the PimpHand 1551461870659 Anonymous: danie, do you match the description of the girl? 1551464864136 Anonymous: ^No, but the grill. 1551502229375 Tosser: Charcoal or propane? 1551502298529 TheMightyReida: I had that bitch and did 5 years in prison. And I'll prolly end up with another. 1552669103656 Anonymous: ^Do 5 more years and become one. 1552677638508 Duke Leto ^^ why not both? 1590215911896 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Quantum69 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/65438/WOULD_YOU_RATHER_HAVE_A_HALF_DECENT_LOOKING,_VERY_CLINGY,_VERY_ATTACHED,_OVER_EM OTIONAL,_SOMETIME_SUICIDAL_GIRLFRIEND..._OR_YOUR_HAND

/b/ - Water got turned off. Can't flush toilets. #2 is Imminent. Wat 2 do?

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/8989/60990644.jpg Info: JPG, 49 Kbytes (500x500) Added by: *.cox.net (Nov 25, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Bubble: Eat it 1259177053253 bananaman TUB 1259181706991 Pyro: go to nearest store or neighbor, DESTROY THE TOLIET 1259183932256 t-money: 2 GIRLS ONE CUP 1259204489891 SickNote: ^GTFO 1259205699591 Anonymous: shit in garbage bag 1259216201905 Bubble: ^GTFin 1259218830109 IAKSAKKAK: why flush? 1259225569823 aNOMynous: shit, close toilet, wait till water comes on 1259233729634 Anonymous: go outside with a wrench and turn the water back on take a dump and flush then wait the till city turns it off again simple as that 1259308976431 TheHitman: get off internet...go pay the bill, that usually helps and its simple =) 1259314931770 Hughbie: ^LOL.... 1259329001696 4chansucks: shit anyway 1259342369515 cogent: shit your pants, you deserve it for letting things get this bad 1259375042321 (show all comments) crackerkiller5: ^what he said^ 1259375583609 Anonymous: shit in bag...throw at water dept. with a note telling them youll do it every day unless they give everybody free water... 1259414532258 lastwinj: poo? 1259470649158 Sinonymous: Kill yourself 1259662451333 Anonymous: TUBGIRL 1261058440523 Anonymous: ^repeat 1261058467317 djrt95: whats a toilet? GOOGLE TIME! 1261076444157 themadhatter666: go on a dinner plate, then eat it with a grapefruit spoon. 1261125222105 Anonymous: reminds me of the new epic thread on bodybuilding.... guy's wort date ever lol 1261140675736 Anonymous: shit, fill bucket with water, pour bucket down toilet 1261150178663 deathpony: go shit in ur neighbors house. duh 1262070222759 deadweight: fill bucket with shit, put on head 1262925042451 Anonymous: rape your sister I see no other way 1264818035421 nothing: Forrest Tucker. 1264914553548 rubberduckazilla: next doors pond...still ghet the satifying splash 1265250360316 Leadhead: Shit in blender, pour down drain, blast it with piss 1265565527192 DOGMACHINE: /\ i fukin lol'd 1266365079499 federalfugitive: lol @ 1905 and 7192 1266380700857 nawaras: hold ur shits 1266530256724 Anonymous: ^^ in a blender? Will it Blend? 1275574463680 Anonymous: shit in the top tank, [plenty of water in there - then flush. problem solved. 1276479573818 Whatchamacallit: sick 1276480296701 Anonymous: blast it with piss lol 1276979627363 sqwrrl: What's a, "Tomorow?" Learn to spell tomorrow. Then I'll answer it. 1276980369473 sqwrrl: *Disregard previous post. I fail. 1276980441791 DarwinFuckMuslims: Hide the poo on the mecanism then run 1276980548967 vengance: open sewer manhole and put cones in street and squeeze one out 1276981368639 loff mei aess off: put perfumed towels on the turd, shit on the perfumed towel, then run and keep on running forever 1277220364733 SillyNigger: Shit in your neighbor's garden. The plants will love it. 1277416381946 Anonymous: Shit in bag. Put bag on neighbor's porch. Light bag with match. Ring doorbell. RUN!!! 1278348467359 Evil Ed: Stick your ass out the window. 1278349349781 cybersinner: Use the Litter Box. 1278382992493 Uncle Harvey: It's not like you flush anyway 1278458643154 Wr104Gamma: Remember that you have neighbors and ask to fill a bucket with water.. Empty said bucket after brick for the win 1280379314635 ivorycl: eat the shit 1281705015774 oXavier: Take a shit and leave it there 1282175379133 BENDOWN: store 1282178092745 ElCapitan: shat on the TUBGIRL 1282183638765 Clownichter: Get some asian girls to play with it 1282184140102 Anonymous: Shit in your hand, go to your neighbors house, ring door bell, throw it at them, run. Its that easy and you win. 1285723551723 chollybwown: the world is so full of shit, i don't know why you even bother to wipe your ass 1285730815414 DrFuckingPepper: Drop a shit. Mix with Skittles. Break into pieces. Feed to Neighbourhood kids. 1285739133494 NORWAYchan: Twrench dawg 1285880303162 Anonymous: i usually shit in a plastic bag, go to the roof top then throw it with all my might and lands in someones backyard or front. its pretty fun.LOL 1285926444500 Anonymous: fill the tank of the bowl with gasoline.. flush with that. 1286091688348 Anonymous: do your business in a large bucket, dump contents into garden. grow stuff. save $ 1286706055232 Tokolosh: Depends on who's toilet it is.. 1286706112462 Anonymous: if this hasnt been said, ur hot water tank will still have water in it, try your hot water taps, and get a pot and fill it up, and place the water from the pot in the tank at the top of the toilet 1286949146711 Hard Tymes: Where does the boss park his car? Jimmy the door, and use the front seat. 1287426227589 BnSneky: shit on floor 1287426335669 Anonymous: get a bucket of water and ....wait water turned off, right right 1290999164637 Burrgeezy: shit in bag, place on old mans door step, light on fire, ???, PROFIT 1290999226264 al: grab platic grocery bag, evacuate stool, tie firmly, toss in neighbors yard. 1290999429344 Munster: Do the old fashion way... cave a hole, shit in there... now cover with some branches... and wait for somebody to fall in... 1291020006546 Anonymous: Shit in a bag, light it with a match and put it on the neighbors doorstep before ringing the doorbell and running to a good spot to watch the show. 1291092175179 Burrgeezy: ^very original^ 1291092225620 Anonymous: Thanx! 1291092897703 Anonymous: shit on a shovel. drive to nearest chinese restaurant/ china town. fling ur shit at them. then they might smell nicer~ 1292218631809 Lickathesplit: Eh, i live on the 8e floor on a corner and have a 8 meter balcony, no problem here.. 1292223865689 Tattoos: Stick your arse out the window and let fly. 1308251382730 Anonymous: 1905 FTW 1308252519686 Anonymous: shit in toilet, there wil still be water in cystern 1308425920921 Anonymous: shit in cooking pot, cook nice stew for dinner 1308427283711 Anonymous: Crap in box, send to asshole who turned off your water. 1316221907568 LemmyLaffer: Do #2, blame cat 1331148516386 Anonymous: Pay your fucking bill! 1331159873500 Anonymous: 2258 second that! 1331173319598 ChimpDaddy: Duct tape your girlfriend to the floor, drop trow, sit on her face and wait. 1348705568571 Anonymous: Poo on the roof, thats what i do. 1351390837233 SpaceBum: What has been seen, cannot be unseen exept with bleach and a rusty spoon. 1351391473304 Anonymous: shit in your hat because you fail at life 1352497641113 Anonymous: Scare the crap out of the toilet 1352590146875 Chanonymous: Toilet will flush, but tank will not refill for second flush. That's how toilets work. 1370319030178 Banned: Shit in a condom, freeze it, sell on eBay 1370336970839 Anonymous: go outside on the grass/dirt shit. dig a hole next to it push shit into hole with digging implement, cover and pat down lightly. 1370344702190 RubberG: Just do like a nigger: get all mad and fling poo. 1370348292670 Anonymous: Shit in the toilet. Get a bucket of water from someone's hose outside. Pour it into the tank. Flush. 1370378115580 Anonymous: Get a camera, a chick, and do a scat movie. 1370476104217 Anonymous: See crackas, this is what got you all fucked up back in the day - being fuckin filthy. That plague almost did the world a solid and eliminated you completely. But you survived to use up everyone's resources and pollute the earth. Now you leave spacejunk all over. You're just a big ole fuckin disaster on wheels, now ain't ya?????? 1370488530582 Anonymous: ^"Yo, yo! When you take a shit, how do you know you aren't melting?" 1370871800412 Anonymous: Rub it on your mother's face; nobody'll notice. Still some left? Eat it. 1376529701787 Anonymous: Time to introduce your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/? to the wonderful world of scat 1376571456644 Anonymous: Shit in the dishwasher...nobody expects that! 1376577249413 Anonymous: 6991... jjajj look at the turd falling in her feet... THAT's a girl I'd like to meet... really in contact with her inner guts :) 1376605129561 Crackhead Fez Monkey: Make hamburgers 1401411330494 Anonymous: Hardcore, liek kitteh: somebody's sandbox. 1443877099637 Anonymous: Dump it in a plastic bag and mail it to your boss. 1510944164448 Pity party: Stick your ass out the window,go radio silent,drop loads use asswipe,post results 1511064809355 Kill and die: Eat that shit...no big deal bro just doeeeth 1514704116966 RiddleMeThis: Go t0o naighbours and ask for coffee - and use bathroom 1515004843933 freedomcs: needs more pressure 1520856508522 Anonymous: Well, it's been ten years (give or take) and if you haven't gone yet, I'd say your dead now. RIP 1590006336828 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: ChimpDaddy ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/70370//b/_-_Water_got_turned_off._Can't_flush_toilets._#2_is_Imminent._Wat_2_do?

Things There Should Be An Award For

ITT (354) , award (4)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Grund1e/Things_There_Should_Be_An_Award_For.jpg Info: JPG, 72 Kbytes (600x600) Added by: Grund1e (Jan 15, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Lyco: Me, myself and I... times 10 1295120287464 chrud: there should be the sexual oscars, for women who believably fake orgasms. also, a special effects award for the men who can pull it off. 1295160647106 Greeft: There should be an award every year for the best motion picture that has been in the cinemas in that year. 1295161142918 Lickathesplit: Best posing Palastinians ! every time i watch the news these guys are roaming the streets by the hundreds as if nobody has got to go to work, the next moment a speeding car is fiercely breaking, 20 arabs are wrestling themselfs out carrying one traffic victim, 20 other arabs help to carry the victim FOR FREE ! as if nobody needs the carrying money.. t.b.c. 1295162359469 Lickathesplit: Next shot is a hundred arabs laughing and chatting on another street, somebody spots a camera and all of an sudden they are burning Israeli and USA flags ( bought in shops, with subsidiced money from Israel, EU and USA ) chanting allah akhbar and kill all Americans, zionist pigs and shit, the western world is no good, Israel is no good, USA is no good, blablabla. t.b.c. 1295162716596 Lickathesplit: Totally denying Israels good intentions to create jobs and building projects by precision bombing abandened houses, and crack laboratoriums. fuck yeah, there should be an award for that.. 1295162901139 Anonymous: YOU'RE WINNER! 1295174663880 Greeft: They should give awards every year for like the sciences and literature stuff and for humanitarian things man. 1295176329403 Furore23: There should be an annual award given to whoever gives me the most money and the prize is a trip to the Sun. 1295188093974 Anonymous: The most creative way to kill the most niggers without getting caught or attracting too much attention. 1295212628788 uriar: couch potato of the year 1295213888737 Anonymous: Deepest cunt 1295277576234 THE FANCLUB: THERE NEEDS TO BE SOME NEW AWARDS INVENTED FOR THE GREAT USERNAME2. HE'S WON EVERYTHING ELSE. WHAT A GUY. 1295279207492 Lickathesplit: There also should be an award for THE FANCLUB of JUSTIN BIEBER !!! 1295280427523 (show all comments) Greeft: There should be an award for the best BlazinWeed slapdown comment! 1295295446265 Anonymous: For actually taking the time to read this entire thread!!!! 1295307665990 Anonymous: there should be an award for having the patience and endurance needed to read all the crap on here... 1295309124794 Greeft: ^You no likey, then just FUCK OFF! 1295311506604 Anonymous: gettin rid of jews ;) 1295312384516 Antiphon: There should be an award for creating the best thing to keep niggers in check, like inventing crack, or the lottery, or the invention of grammar. 1296687788557 Weed: Outstanding rape victim. 1296690512292 aval: Fap. 1297184144889 Clownichter: Doing nothing....wait obama won that 1297218340935 Anonymous: AN AWARD FOR SHAVING THE MOST ASSHOLES IN A MATTER OF SECONDS 1297232041532 Oran Gutan: Farthest Jizz 1298890827553 aval: Lurking. 1298891189211 Weed: Hippe of the Year. 1298892899550 Anonymous: blackest nigger 1298894790972 Anonymous: drunkest driver 1298897623951 Banshee5: Foulest rule 34 picture 1298909541586 gov'na: Hitler for killing the most Jew 1299103386366 Disruptive: Having the coolest name, and best comments on c4c!! 1299130222407 MDMA: bitch slapping 1299131981574 Charlie Sheen: ME!!! ... I'm SO FUCKING FABULOUS!!! 1299158304325 Anonymous: the picture above 1299539976921 bevisnasshead: repressing extream urge to kill daily 1300322460555 Trolling Whitey ITT best K.O in skating history 1310153921295 Lickathesplit: For the trap that can even fool your friends. For the guy who proves that god exists. For the girl that can explain the relativity theory while deepthroating. For your mom passing you off as human. For the guy who discovers a smuggling route for the virgins in paradise and telling me where to receive them. For the Anonymous who spraypaints troll face on Airforce 1. 1310210467813 Peckerhead: The biggest girl boner award 1322611541151 Ceesaurus: There should be a reward for Furore23 as the deliverer of the most boring submits. 1331250608630 Furore23: ^ Ha ha, that's a good idea. I would lose that competition every single day. 1331252584879 Quantum69: There should be some kind of nobel prize for abstaining from fapping for 10 days or longer 1358158159232 Anonymous: Giving awards. 1358930516326 Greeft: There should be an award ceremony for all the award winners, so we know who is the ultimate winner of winners. 1361507017411 Anonymous: Award for last congressman standing...... have a mass mob melee in congress to determine the winner. 1361551135527 Anonymous: An award to the one who makes Phrump disappear, never to be found again. 1527218729955 cybersinner: CP-Viewing Resistance? 1527219969391 Anonymous: People who didn't vote for Trump. 1589737410827 Anonymous: Best Fellatio 1589746149119 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Quantum69 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/164349/Things_There_Should_Be_An_Award_For

THERE IS NO CP WITH BLACK GIRLS

black (389) , cp (66) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1270396095305.png Info: PNG, 17 Kbytes (500x500) Added by: Theshitman (Apr 6, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Coz everyone can take a dump on the floor and fap on it! 1270541955159 Luv Killz: What White people call CP Blacks call "Normal" it's a cultural thing. 1270710537171 Anonymous: Its because black don't fuck their children. 1270735730686 Anonymous: no they fuck other peoples lol 1270736537291 R. Kelly: but the judge didn't believe me 1270748688348 WJ: Even us black guys don't want to look at ugly crap like that. 1270783218646 Anon::: 0686,,, Who dat knockin' up all dim black school gurls ?? 1270784149169 CreepisKryp: OP is a candidate for chemical castration, any which way we spin the meaning of this post. 1270799182955 Choadboy: What about Asians, Hispanics, Eskimos, etc.? 1271372378162 Anonymous: true dat, true dat... 1271687855190 Namefag: Niggaz are morally superior to honkeys in that regard. 1271688093959 Anonymous: because no one wants to see black pussy... much less that of niglets 1271699680170 Greg: cause when they fuck nigger girls, theyre too ashamed to tape it 1271702936966 Anonymous: yes der is 1271712605585 (show all comments) blindn1ear: Technicaly, it's beastiality. 1271802784950 Anonymous: little girls are hot 1273663354968 BanHammer: 955159 is winrar 1273668599145 Anonymous: cuz niggars cant buy camera. 1273668735611 ImYourMomBIATCH: Niggers are worth nothing! Fock off white trash! 1273699685696 Anonymous: cz its not worth it 1273714052153 Anonymous: good 1273764920991 dangerous dave: Because its considered animal porn 1273769494727 anarcacist: Where? 1273773164693 Anonymous: its coz the light is never right 1280355111976 Jovi: There isnt? I wouldnt know, I've never seen any *chuckles nervously, looks around suspiciously* 1280355509379 Ghostkey: Of course not, all I'd see is a blank screen. They either to dark to see or they r blood-suckin-leaches/vampires and can't be seen in the mirror or camera 1282068566379 Anonymous: I know it's at least one video 1282075083713 the7rafe7: true 1282076145922 Limerick: ^^^Or they stole the videocamera. 1282162719954 Anonymous: r kelly will piss on you and your 13 year old daughter. 1282162986143 BENDOWN: ...i think i has new fetish 1282173373330 ShitskinKiller: There aren't that much porn with black women either, it's because they're ugly sheboons, no-one wants to film them... 1282212518942 asp: bullshit 1282212984915 immortaldude: ever questioned why niggers rape white girls ? 1282213261706 asp: white rape white, black rape black, white rape yellow, yellow rape........................colour rape colour............ 1282213545320 Anti-PC Hero: @asp: Learn about proportions, 1282214587314 Anti-PC Hero: "National Epidemic of Black on White Rape": youtube [dot] com/watch?v=fR9-6b27Bm0 1282214652906 Anonymous: yeah well that's because we don't wanna see monkey love fuck you nigger filth 1282214678168 asp: do blacks rape more whites than whites rape blacks? 1282214950445 Anti-PC Hero: @asp: Yes they do, with a huge proportion (according to DOJ, ~34560 black rapes on whites, vs ~10 white rapes on blacks), just look at that video-link I included. 1282215997289 immortaldude: reason there is aids , becouse niggers rape monkeys in the jungle 1282216119813 asp: i'm a black non rapist 1282306498155 Anonymous: I have seen sum black cp 1284737108710 anonymous: nobody can ever get hard with a nigress except niggers and they are to dumb to work a tape recorder 1285183801172 Anonymous: because nigggers cant afford video cameras 1285544224213 load runner: no clown penis with black girls, check 1285544357910 Anonymous: there r 2 1285552700585 Anonymous: cuz nigger private parts don't show up on video. 1285554421283 Anonymous: I've seen some so called artistic nudes of black girls. Not my cup of tea but it does exist. 1285559139366 Anonymous: Yes,Asp blacks rape far more whites than whites rape blacks. Statistically, it practically never happens. 1285559212750 george III: You don't need to rape black girls; they love fucking and they're wonderful at it. 1285561838225 Anonymous: thats because no one wants to see niggers 1286507850197 Anonymous: it's because you can see that in " national geographic " :) 1286538326628 ThNerdyLittleBrother: But doesn't rule #34 say that there has to be? 1289200697445 Anonymous: i would fuck the shit out of a little nigger slut 1291605194723 MrSandynigger: 1st post is epic win 1293166883920 Anonymous: ...and there ain't no cheese pizza here either. GTFO! 1293168309170 Anti-PC Hero: Also, I´m Gay 1296749628729 Anonymous: ^figures 1296756545279 balder: @1271712605585 profit?? 1296758367967 Weed: OP has no idea of what he's talking about. 1296760593571 Anonymous: If I wanted to fuck a baby monkey I'd go to the zoo 1297302952596 Anonymous: And how do you KNOW this? 1313944059155 Lenin: Sure there is! The Communist Party USA is full of them. 1313950164546 Anonymous: Because even Pedos have taste. 1317481632739 Anonymous: There is plenty of EBT cards with nigger girls !!! 1317482044605 m4k3k3: because thats called zoophilia 1317492454542 Anonymous: because black women don't wanna get fucked by small dicked serial killing entilted small minded biggoted ass white boys!!!!! YEAH! 1319424332248 anonymous: ^inbred, child raping, murdering, dumb as a rock, nigger with no money. 1319452877588 SexKiller: R Kelly made some. 1319483621139 Anonymous: that's because they're ugly as fuck... 1319513167663 Anonymous: THERE IS CP, IT'S AT OAKLAND ZOO MONKEY CAGE !!! 1319514459265 Anonymous: small dick anger. 1319579928908 Anonymous: the closest thing you guys can get to sex is wanking off to kids. sick. 1319580279539 RubberG: ^ niggers rape little kids all the time. Its in their nature. 1319586389902 Anonymous: which means you RubberG are the biggest nigger of them all. you child molesting bitch. you can't actually fuck a real adult because you are a loser! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BITCH!!!! 1319593946152 Anonymous: Even the Pedos don't want to stick their dicks in a nigger! 1319601694231 RubberG: ^^^ LOL!........ Problem? 1319620069291 Anonymous: cuz we need generation 1319625545449 Anonymous: because we're not evil like white people 1319666762286 Anonymous: they're all pink on the inside... 1319673472871 JustGodlike: cause nobody would watch it then 1319810831761 BlazinWeed: AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHA THIS MADE ME LOL 1319810950820 Anonymous: that's because even as kids they have big, sloppy, fat cunts... 1319918152256 Cobra: There is no CP. Period. 1319923746384 Anonymous: BE GLAD!!!! 1320227447284 Anonymous: V^^bring down niggers^^V 1320231839720 Anonymous: Only Eurofags rape young black girls anyways. 1324968599582 Anonymous: too ugly 1324971803424 Anonymous: 'cause in black areas it's not illegall. You can legally fuck a newborn baby. so there's not anything special 1324978317698 Anonymous: it wouldn't be "CP" it would be "bestiality" or "zoophilia" 1324986412898 Furore23: Australian dustniggers have, for forty millenia, based their entire culture on raping their own children. 1324992732963 Anonymous: ^Fuck off white cunt! Just gimme my Centrelink check and my petrol but don't talk about my culture you racist white dog cunt! 1324997148246 Furore23: ^ But I deeply admire and respect your Abo culture! I am impressed with your one technical achievement - the stick. And I think that the beautiful dreamtime takes you share are the foundation of an important modern tradition, that of child porn. 1325006441724 Furore23: ^ Uh, I mean dreamtime tales. Derp. 1325006610908 Anonymous: no, i wouldnt want to prove the adverse - or do you want to give me hints for that? 1325006715680 Anon: I've seen some so yes there actually is. 1337435309199 Anonymous: IN OAKLAND ZOO THERE IS !! 1337441118430 Anonymous: i am fapping to niggerchildren right now, boys, girls - with animals, with their parents....i really don't know who would lie like that 1349111923145 Anonymous: black girls are raised properly so they don't end up like white sluts 1349114639891 RubberG: ^ I guess all those underage nigger girls got pregnant watching TV then, huh? 1349116010325 Anonymous: ^ LOL 1349116080988 Anonymous: You can just go to the zoo and watch gibbons and baboons if you want that. 1350165319439 Capeta: And we have Jesus to thank for that. Thank you Jesus! 1358505642616 Anonymous: RubberG got OWNED by anonymous!!!! LOL. RubberG should hang his head in defeat. 1358768463355 Anonymous: ^how'd you come by that conclusion genius? 1358769270881 RubberG: ^^ yeah, what you talkin' bout, Willis? 1358770583286 Anonymous: tragedy 1358780154542 Spartak: WE HAVE ZOO! 1358788362294 Anonymous: they suck good dick 5-12 1361710578577 nigel: nigglets like chicklets noone wants them 1361711015686 Arschloch33: Caucasian Prison? 1361735223340 Anti-PC Hero: @8729 Being a gay tard is totally PC, so it's you that is the flaming homo! 1361741597647 Oldandevil: Children are children; their color makes no difference to me. 1361743055848 pepe64: there is no CP in islam, they call it marriage 1361743767873 adamlanza: well who the hell wants to see a little nigglet naked? 1361798232587 Anonymous: i do lol! 1361884919279 adamlanza: ^you sick bastard. do your parents and the world a favor and jump off a cliff 1361995883167 Anonymous: because black people care about their unlike you redneck trash hillbilly's probably made as far as the six grade ah 1372223767323 tokerator: ^Nice sentence structure. 1372224081962 Anonymous: further more we don't fuck our family like yall sick fucks besides people who fuck kid do that because they have small dicks poor baby i feel sorry for all yall noodle dick fags 1372224088608 ruBBerG: ^ Niggers are the champs at pedo. All those black pre-teen pregnancies. 12 year old girls with babies. Common sight in the ghetto. 1372237013510 Anonymous: there is no cp with midgets....oh wait, that is cp 1372238744680 Anonymous: Wrong, anon, if the "midget" is of age. 1372265293802 crackerkiller5: your right imposter g, niggas and black people are two different things 1372275178193 Anonymous: No Command Post? I hope not... 1372342265545 Anonymous: I've seen enough pregnant 12-year-old nappyheads in Florida as it is. 1379263452830 ThreeCamels: By popular demand. 1379283543210 fckChaosNiggers: @Oldandevil, then piss off and live in Africa. 1379338084144 mrBBC: young blk girl dnt enjoy getting their pussies ripped as much as lil whtgirls do...trust me on that one....lol 1379440894832 RacistKiddyFiddler: Sorry, I dont fuck negro children. 1383189082106 MethHead: Negros of any age are repulsive. 1384054050778 Aterspurt: Bestiality 1384121792770 ♘: because the jews who make it only want white kids to be raped. 1384122665654 Anonymous: i think there is a lot of just not on the web 1392881041504 Anonymous: Cootie patrol? 1392894313231 Anonymous: sounds like alot of you fucks already have some,give it up! lol! 1393144086939 Anonymous: read it on wikipedia "Laws regarding child pornography" list Africa "legal" WTF niggers! 1439714921742 NBF: Colored People 1439742046107 Blitzhacker: White children are simply much more beautiful than black children. It's that simple. 1440498168394 Anonymous: ^no, not beauty nigger children 1452685448364 Anonymous: ^ I can tell you have difficulty with the english language. GTFO! 1452688643146 Anonymous: ^can I suck your Dick off! 1452712635977 Anonymous: ^ 8=======D~~~~~(): 1452712695715 Anonymous ^ °_• 1452713892735 Anonymous: ^ this is what butt hurt looks like. 1452714776288 Anonymous: ^ The only reason his butt hurts is because your shit covered dick is rammed up inside of it 1452714884334 Anonymous: ^ lol ... looks like we have a real, honest to goodness, 12 year old commenting here! Enjoy! 1452715338855 Anonymous: ^ At least I'm only 12. Unlike you and these other fags that are over 20. So fucking pathetic that you can't get out of your parents basement because you are so fucking ugly that you can't get a real life so you stay on here and take out all your homosex frustrations on the rest of us 1452715628401 Anonymous: ^ CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED!!! Trololololol!! 1452715706478 Anonymous: Cotton Picking? 1452795617711 Anonymous: killing myself 1478730528620 Anonymous: ya! there is alot, you must be in the white peoples area of the world , dumb ass 1490145044158 Anonymous: there is alot, you must live in the White peoples section , 1493743479419 Anonymous: just another nigger stealing a bike 1493745101604 Anonymous: color problem? 1515692533243 Anonymous: Caucasian Person? Yeah, you're right. 1588622864670 Statistics: Unfortunately there is rampant child abuse in Black households made worse by the fact that over %70 are single parent(mother) households. 1588661969674 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Quantum69 ) , hated by 1 (last: deliciousbrown ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/108856/THERE_IS_NO_CP_WITH_BLACK_GIRLS

c4c ignores my picture submissions

chan4chan (343) , complaint (4) , itt (354)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u14/7Rafe7/ignoreiiii.png Info: PNG, 21 Kbytes (800x600) Added by: the7rafe7 (Apr 26, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse the7rafe7: ..l.. 1272316040843 anonymule: probably because they're lame........just a thought. 1272317912277 the7rafe7: that's understandable 1272323850828 Greeft: Well this one was jolly good! Give yourself a pat on the head. 1272504387597 mastema: they do the same thing to mine... stop bitchin'. it's all good. 1272542352708 cliptoe: so who makes the decision as to what pics get the boot? 1274221495316 Anonymous: Go and marry the Social Awakening Penguin 1274221608166 Anonymous: Sometimes my comments disappear from threads. 1274229004294 Anonymous: Sometimes they come at night, and hover me out the window into the light. I forget what happens then. 1274351893585 Pyro: Take the hint 1274351970151 DutchGuy: he must heartily dislike you 1274352081914 Furore23: Eh. I can relate, and so can YOU. Liek, when you submit, and the entire world is all "YAY!" but your submission vanishes... but repost of repost of repost of severely boring pr0n gets passed instantly... you have to wonder. 1274355563118 Anonymous: i shall remember your name for epic trolling to come 1274363419252 randyvanburen: nope.... c4c sucks 1274367226533 (show all comments) c4c: The entire world said your submission was great? :-)) 1274459822174 Furore23: Yes, everybody in the world. I counted them personally. 1275071429941 Furore23: But, I ain't butthurt. Just gotta keep on workin' away, trying to sift out the lulz. 1275071486373 the7rafe7: omg ty guys i just came over all your comments 1275656529267 Greg: mine get some good buzzz... sometimes 1275661464682 Furore23: It's up and down. Sometimes you're on fire, sometimes you repeat yourself, sometimes you're just worn out; there's days the Incoming dice are in your favour, other days there's nothing there but fail and re-posts. 1276710638786 Nickeh43: don't worry, it's only because he hates you. 1282447542516 the7rafe7: very much so im sure. 1282453604931 veranet: Try some pics of your nana blowing the dog. 1282518842125 the7rafe7: no... i need something original 1282521364929 Jesus: have you tried mutiliating your genitals? be creative, because that kind of shit always ends up here 1282533392558 the7rafe7: thanks jesus, your advice is appreciated 1282701646248 Squirrely1: I just thought that I was alone... 1282714808722 Flarp: yeah :( seem like it's gotten a bit snobbish round here lately. Miss the 'old days' 1282725301941 Anonymous: ^ Thank god for snobs, then. I feel it's getting better. Less CP, more images, comments, and lulz. 1282725797364 Anonymous: ...because you suck. Or at least your pictures do. 1282732681936 Redrocco: this one made it :-P 1283448020102 P3R50N: thus far since the day i joined, all of my pics have been denied. even though ive seen one or two in the archives. 1296269245978 blackal: Awww. 1296269988904 Twinchlian: yES. Yes we do. 1296291600811 rock: some things dont actually make sense..there is no reaso 1296294361792 MiamiNights: Obviously not this one. 1296717129683 Feefdoodle: fail pic is fail 1297057930971 Crunchy: It's true! I did get one in though. 1327704784635 Bonefish On no, the Admins are the ball. Like with this gem. 1399507181453 Bonefish Or this one.. 1399507267430 Quantum69: Heh, dem feels... 1418958490333 Anonymous: me pikshures - evrybodi want! 1551805957465 Anonymous: They don't understand you when you spell correctly. Try "sabmishuns" next time. 1588541822820 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Quantum69 keef ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/117414/c4c_ignores_my_picture_submissions

Killed Osama - Toppled Gaddafi - Didn't screw up a hurricane - Prevented 2nd Great Depression AND I brought you motherf*ckers doughnuts. You're welcome.

Obama (226) , doughnut (3) , itt (354)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i55.tinypic.com/1r8dav.jpg Info: JPG, 26 Kbytes (390x380) Added by: oneandonley1 (Oct 22, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse chumpno1: what a nice guy 1319263852934 Poopalotacus: lol when you say prevent, you mean was the puppet who helped usher it in? 1319267773884 Anonymous: That is how the presidency goes. You get no credit for the things you really did. But you are certain to get the credit for everrything that does wrong. It's been that way as long as I remember. 1319267903759 Anonymous: so he personally went over there and did it himself huh? wow....he cant even go 3 months without taking a damn vacation 1319267941645 MrSandyNigger: Killed Osama? PICS? Toppled Gaddafi. What did he do to America? 1319285812979 Quantum69: ^lol he was Gaddafi, his argument was invalid. 1319287856891 Anonymous: Amazing the man ushered in the 2nd depression 6 months before he took office? And I suppose that Bu$h personally went over and got Saddam?Sand Niggers are bitching something fierce about Bin Laden. STFU Republican Bitches! 1319300166906 MrSandyNigger: Oh yeah sure, Saddam and Gaddafi do no harm a single American, but their dead bodies were shown on pictures. Of which Gaddafi's body is still on public display at Misrata for photo opportunities. Osama on the othe hand 'allegedly' kills 3000+ of your citizens and he's given a proper Islamic burial in the SEA? Go fuck yourselves. 1319301629733 Anonymous: ^ why did you fix it ? 1319384854317 Captngeetch: Dibs on the Bavarian Cream ! 1319384966569 Anonymous: Au Contraire Sandy Wigger- Saddam did in fact kill Americans, during the first Gulf War, and Wacky Qaddafy bankrolled the Lockerbie Bomber. Sandniggers everywhere in the world are whining something fierce about how Bin Laden didn't get a proper burial. Just can't let the facts get in the way your irrational bullshit can you? 1319385341985 Lickathesplit: After Clinton, probably the best president the yankees ever had.. 1319419438982 Everdark: ^yup ... seems Americans fear peace and prosperity more then anything else 1319419600991 MrSandyNigger: Anonfag198, Oh I'm sorry, I thought Saddam was supposed to give your troops ice cream and handjobs during the first gulf war. Moron. ITS A WAR. What'd you expect? And gaddafi's army itself never touched an American, so your statement is still invalid. Gaddafi may have financed the bomber, but Gaddafi never inteded it to turn out that way. He said it himself. 1319441349565 (show all comments) Anonymous: ^FAG 1319445089113 MrSandyNigger: ^nigger 1319462664168 Anonymous: ^this guy probably had his wife stolen by an aids filled nigger dick 1319463369887 Anonymous: Oh golly willickers! I never intended to actually kill anyone with a bomb aboard an airplane! Oh go fuck yourself you self hating Republican Sandy Wigger! 1319464658498 MrSandyNigger: wife? oh you mean my 12 year old bride? Nonsense, she cant be stolen. I chained her to a pole. Just like my bike so that niggers like you can't steal it. 1319474946896 Anonymous: Your argument is invalid Sandy Wigger: http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,2097592,00.html?hpt=hp_t2 Libyan Sandnigs don't give a damn. 1319550663664 RubberG: MrSandyNigger, you smell suspiciously like Mr.Perspective Could it be...a doppelganger?? 1319578581863 Quantum69: oh shit MSN, you Pyro'd the whole fuck thread man, nice! 1321586270480 Anonymous: Fuck Off 1321646124671 BlazinWeed: lolololol what a useless president. 1321646160922 honghavok: He didn't topple gaddafi. 1321664649173 AFxckingUnicorn: You're still black. Your argument is invalid. 1322632772159 Anonymous: No, Obama has made the economy worse because the debt has risen with trillions of dollars under his watch, and he continued imperial wars and oversized government which rakes in debt. 1322702393715 Anonymous: Obama is not a he, the muslim kenyan monkey is an it and we need to get rid of it now. Impeach the illegal alien monkey. 1322705998672 Anonymous: Obama avoids decision-making because he fears having the possible blame for a bad choice being attributed to himself. 1322712474180 Anonymous: training for his next job - donut salesman. 1322712577189 Anonymous: Given that this is his first ever job, maybe he just doesn’t like to work… 1322712750425 Epic Win: and Al Gore invented the internet! Fuck Off Nigger Pres.! 1322712815608 Anonymous: Obama doesn’t like any “job”. Working is hard. Golf is easy. 1322712989758 Booboodice: Gaddafi was none of our business, a waste of tax payers dollars. 1322723958939 Anonymous: Obama and Bush = Samefag? 1322882933904 Anonymous: Prevented 2nt depression. HOLY GOD MAN! fucking ignorant people out there. Read your God Damn facts about the first great depression and you will see. That is all. 1322898992609 killPC: His guy got great videos about crap-Obama: http://www.youtube.com/drinkingwithbob 1322918430976 killPC: 1322918648639 Obuma_the_bailouter 1322918731815 Anonymous: So much win xD 1322926025922 Anonymous: Prevented Second Depression. Them's the facts you choose to ignore. 1323095026968 Anonymous: Didn't even make the f*cking doughnuts. Completely skill-free. 1323154908218 Anonymous: It's a joke people get over it. You're supposed to either laugh, or roll your eyes, and than move on with life or go collect your welfare check so you can support yourself while having these kinds of completely useless debates. 1327537204900 Anonymous: PREVENTED 2ND DEPRESSION = EVERYONE ON WELFARE AND GOLD PRICE RECORD HIGHS 1327549489930 Cunt81: You did shit you fucking commie! 1327549768959 Anonymous: ANYONE THAT WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT AT THE TIME OBAMA WAS COULD HAVE DONE ALL THAT. it is just a matter of timing. 1327894560446 Anonymous: He did all that for us... and then rammed the monstrosity known as Obamacare down our throats. Net result is a fail of massive, epic proportions. Fate: unemployment iline for him and his bitch of a wife 1327899192299 Poopalotacus: Invade a country illegally, take down democratically elected leader, get praise for it. ROFL 1327935199413 Poopalotacus: Jack up national debt, claim in 2006 that a president who raises national debt is a failed president. Laugh at Ironing 1327935238676 Anonymous: But he pays my bills and gas and mortgage !!!! - Nigger 1327936103267 Poopalotacus: If I take care of him, he will take care of me. - Nigger 1327936280375 Poopalotacus: Didn't fuck up a Hurricane, but fucked up an oil spill. 1327936837738 Moongrim: And now Obama is trying to prevent another oil spill with Keystone, and you retards are STILL bitching about it. 1328107906657 anonymous: ^ speak for yourself, fat retard! 1328117736271 Anonymous: ^^ Yeah. Obstructionist Obama the savior is gonna save us, all right. 1328129361782 Poopalotacus: pipelines automatically equal oil spill. lulz 1328198015965 Anonymous: that guys pic is funny, cuz obama's the one pushing for lower taxes on the middle class, unemployment benefits when you can't get a job after college, and social security 1328382249622 Anonymous: Send that illegal nigger kenyan and its nigglets back to africa; and don't forget it's ugly gorilla wife 1328401392279 Anonymous: and then gave trillions of dollars to the banks (twice as much as Bush) and other buddies while at the same time blaming the greedy rich for the nation's problems 1328402373248 Bunglicker: That's right BE-OTCHES! 1331853549696 Anonymous: He fucked up worse than the fuck up did. 1333502270961 Anonymous: Wow, Obama was there and killed Osama himself? 1333546884294 Anonymous: But you're still a nigger 1338621238259 SKANK: americans are just too dumb to realize, that obama is a great president. europe-as usual- laughs about u guys. stupid as hell, uneducated trash, religious morons... god, am i lucky to be a european!!! 1338624376351 Itzcuintle: Obama is by far the best American president so far. But he could've been epic, if he would've had more power and could've done what he said, close Guantanamo and give all them bearded bitches proper trials in a shorter time-span. Plus if he would've managed to penalize those responsible for all the war-crimes in Iraq, Afghanistan and Cuba. All evil mother fuckers who do crimes against humanity... 1338771114420 Itzcuintle: ...should be locked up or executed, not only sandniggers. 1338771138184 Anonymous: The Obama Economic Model is akin to a 9 year-old having a tantrum in Toys 'r Us. 1338774274408 Anonymous: I WANT TO SUCKS OBAMA'S DICK 1338845726684 514x0r: Obama was handed a pile of shit. You can't turn shit into gold, no matter how hard you try. 1338846513721 Anonymous: I believe that an intelligent, responsible 11 year old would do a better job than Obama 1340393469288 Anonymous: The sperm I just shot into my HWood sock puppet would do a better job than Obama 1340394239309 Anonymous: Itzcuintle...there is simply enough words to express that you have nothing but shit for brains...ignorant...moronic...and worst is it will never change in your shithole self...in other words you are just too fucking dumb to be an American 1340465649300 Anonymous: I have a better fix for Itzcuintle; eat shit everyday because you're dropping too much out your mouth...no body can be as stupid as you. 1340465872914 Quantum69: ^Y U MAD THO? 1340466159460 Itzcuintle: Yeah I dont get why Anonfags asses are on fire since Anonfags just yell ignorant cursewords instead of stating where they stand in somme type of argument that opposes something that I said, anywhay I don't live in America and I honestly don't care about your national politics that much. Just your foreign politics, almost anyway. 1340702171878 Itzcuintle: Anonfags will be Anonfags, boys will be boys and cellardwellers will never see the light. 1340702232565 Anonymous: They stated their position pretty good. You're a dumb shit, on welfare, food stamps, and all the other begger shit...fuck another ho and shoot out another jiggaboo...fucking idiot... 1340702453466 Anonymous: Itzcuintle...you one of them dumbshits who thought Obozo was gonna pay your rent, buy you another nigger-mobile...how's that workin for ya Sambo? Fucking porch monkey... 1340702634332 Itzcuintle: No they just said how stupid they thought I was using mostly bigoted words. Just like you Anonfag. And as I already wrote I don't live in America, and I'm not on wellfare, and I don't fuck hos, and I don't generally hang around jiggaboos either. 1340706246864 Anonymous: OB is so embarrassingly flailing away with lies. With a horribly failed record he cannot talk about, all he has is lies. So sad. But the country rejects his dismal and misguided "leadership". 1343496210314 Anonymous: Obunga is a muslim, kenyan, lying, criminal, dumb, ignorant nigger 1343525267504 darkstan: ^You're like a little child, hurling every insult you can think of, and then trailing off into dejected tears. I'd pity you, but I wish you were on fire so much I get confused. 1343525689881 my99Busa: $5,000,000,000,000.00 new debt in 3.5 years. Yeah, a box o' doughnuts oughta cover it! 1343545162505 Anonymous: "You didn't do that yourself, someone else did!" - BHO 1343578589956 Anonymous: darkstan = mentally ill liberal democrat jew cocksucker 1343604868900 Anonymous: Middle East burns - Ambassador and guards die - Asia heating up between China and Japan; Obama does fundraising as normal, failed leadership shown once again. 1348247954425 Anonymous: ^the incompetent obama nigger is busy playing golf, appearing on the letterman show, lying about Romney and taking a vacation on taxpayer's money every week. 1348264086410 r120921: Take another look at that money; that's five million times one million dollars. He wasted five million dollars a million times. Roll that around in your head a little, and forget about your retirement dreams. 1348279571963 Anonymous: obama,like any other president, didn't do shit. presidents to what they are "advised" to do. they don't have enough power to do anything without the congress,the senate and massive financial backing. if they'd try doing something by theselves, lee harvey would be showing them his little friend....wake up people and hear your chains rattling 1348291571785 Poopalotacus: itzcuintle, you're fucking funny as shit. Dumb as fuck but funny as shit. 1349014168593 wesley schneider: he's pretty cool for a black muslim 1349030711646 Anonymous: 4 more years!!! 1349031095454 Anonymous: This is pure, rancid goat dung. Only Obama’s social parasites and the far left could believe this tripe. 1350316549469 Anonymous: Republicans pretend that lowering the taxes of the richest 1% is the best way to stimulate economy. Unless you're among those 1% I completely fail to see why you support them. I guess you're just that stoopid. 1350324503712 StormTrooper: He can change his debate style, he can change his tactics. But he can't change his record. Fucking loser. He had his chance. 1350352573765 Anonymous: That obozo guy has the record for the lowest IQ ever for a president. It's time to get rid of the dumb, ignorant nigger. 1350355476872 Bulbasaur111919: So when do we get to see Dakota's fanny? 1350391751421 Anonymous: A fine President, and over 61 million Americans agree. 1353268665728 flats: He should award himself another Medal of Honor for his self proclaimed imaginary greatness. 1353270091782 Anonymous: only truth in this pic... "holding doughnuts" ... and looking like a fucking douche 1356361136894 Anonymous: I feel for all the fools fighting in a war for this piece of shit that does nothing but go on vacation after vacation and 1356395937742 Anonymous: I feel for all the fools fighting in a war for this piece of shit that does nothing but go on vacation after vacation andI feel for all you fools that voted a second term for this big pile of monkey crap! 1356396037776 Crabeta: only forgot to kill himself, useless piece of shit 1356396424770 Anonymous: someone euthanize this fucking obozo animal 1356400453371 gookheadcrusher: captgeetch! don't eat the Bavarian Cream Filled! I filled it! 1357502282533 Quantum69: LIES!!! He didn't bring me no fucking Pizza!! 1357502497299 Anonymous: Mussulman, he has destroyed us. 1357533228451 Anonymous: killed 4 in Benghazi sent the IRS after his enemys and bugged the press to find more Stalin and Mao would be proud 1368876602696 Anonymous: That was damn white of him. 1368880980794 Rubber-G: Best US President ever. EVER! 1368881394207 RubberG: ^ President of my nigger fan club. WHAT'S UP,BRAH! 1368890323188 Anonymous: Itzcuintle and Rubber-G...you have to be welfare queens...or maybe faggots...no matter...you both are fucked in the head...bad! 1368996064275 Rubber-G: Beloved President 1369777763472 Anonymous: Guillotine that fascist piece of shit! Viva la revoluçion! 1370709726401 Anonymous: If they wanted people to get serious about the sorry state of the world, they would have elected a serious president instead of a cartoon character. 1378659613290 ThreeCamels ^ 1378659908631 Anonymous: That obozo nigger is a fucking joke 1378684705122 Anonymous: Isn't he though? He's so thin skinned. He just comes across as a whine 1380521279330 fckGreedjews: Obama = brownnose to jews, is a warmonger, implements policestate (NDAA, CISPA, NSA-Prism), gives taxpayers money to greed-bankers! 1380537927413 huck1944: and then closed the government 1380584311774 Anonymous: Fucked up Bengahzi, fucked up with Syria, fucked American health care, fucked up everything he has done. Just another stupid nigger. 1380671293396 flats: odumbo = beloved by low info retards around the world 1380737474123 Anonymous: Obama is too lazy and inept to lead. He is detached because his “leadership” is unmitigated failure, economically, socially, internationally and domestically. 1409264371449 SHDAD75: Winner of the "biggest lies" contest. 1409331994426 Anonymous: Obama has lied so many times he can't afford for someone to come forward who will not be supporting his delusional view of the world. 1423546858841 Anonymous: ^What about your retarded friend Trump? I have no doubt that he will go down in history as the greatest asshole of this millennium. 1588139668836 Anonymous: Toppling Quaddafi opened the floodgates of niggers into Europe ... Thanks Doublenigger 1588140330869 Anonymous: Road crimes have gone up from virtually 0 to several hundred a year in our small country. Begging on the streets was unheard of, now Raggedy Anne's sit outside of every fucking shop in town. Thanks EU for being the enabler. I voted NO to this shit storm, so FUCK YOU! No wonder Brexit happened. 1588537442392 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 16 (last: fezmonkey metalfan420 Furore23 SLAVE45 Banshee5 ) , hated by 4 (last: Quantum69 Flats LemmyLaffer Chrijz ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/192300/Killed_Osama_-_Toppled_Gaddafi_-_Didn't_screw_up_a_hurricane_-_Prevented_2nd_Gre at_Depression_AND_I_brought_you_motherf*ckers_doughnuts._You're_welcome.

R.I.P. mininova

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1259378944189.jpg Info: JPG, 7 Kbytes (204x200) Added by: Anonymous (Nov 28, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse DutchGuy: btjunkie is where it's at, folks 1259407429998 Bassman: Shit, didn't know about mininova going down. How shit is that?! 1259958612746 Gabagool: fucking blows... 1259999834429 Anonymous: torrentz and isohunt 1260000110916 Anonymous: R.I.P. you will be missed. 1260008758996 harlick: it didn't go down, but it might as well have. they're now only hosting torrents that are verified as not in copyright violation 1260036185239 Anonymous: i cried 1260063030937 crackerkiller5: i lol'd 1260064270602 Anonymous: its only piracy if you yell ARRR! when you download. 1260430702375 Anonymous: ^True. 1260434043707 Anonymous torrentz, TPB, newtorrents.info and h33t for the win <3 1261228396240 peanuts: All weve ever wanted is torrents (8) 1262872393438 deadweight: btjunkie ftw 1262904959267 Anonymous: fucking pussies rolled over for the RIAA and MPAA 1267516090442 (show all comments) boy223: shit man that sux :( 1267522275549 Cuntfux: TPB :) 1290930742677 Anonymous: as good as going down !! 1290946170191 Anonymous: Twas neutered un 2009. Completely dead on April 4, 2017. 1531597608757 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/70858/R.I.P._mininova

ITT: things we are 100% absolutely fucking tired of hearing

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1337365225762.png Info: PNG, 17 Kbytes (624x488) Added by: mischievious (May 18, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse KofeeAnon: "ew a bellybutton piercing, would not bang" 1337367550885 NotSoMuchAnonymous: "Do I look fat in this dress?" If you have to ask, you probably a-r-e fat. 1337369362370 Quantum69: "I only like asian chicks" Bitch please, you'd fuck a dog if it gave you half a chance! 1337369514117 Anonymous: Quantum69 1337369584201 ajmisback: Honey, are you looking at porn again, are you on that C4C site again? 1337369615714 Grund1e: Why you no buy LOL Card 1337370241387 Wetodedid: Baby Mama 1337370786412 SOPA: Troll 1337372620733 springer: RIP 1337372737797 Wetodedid: Give that bitch a cheeseburger 1337373324276 AZO: U mad? - U jelly.. ..I haz..gay...trap.. 1337381520984 Anonymous: that niggers are just like us 1337389216901 Anonymous: Repost. 1337395204449 chumpno1: Deaf People 1337399094643 (show all comments) mischievious: "How do I log in?" 1337402250274 fiveby5: this site has sound?!? 1337403169651 Anonymous: "I only smoke Newports yo" 1337447852891 MegaShit: "Tell us where you buried our daughter, you fucker... at least then we can giver her a proper funeral." 1337454908992 Anonymous: I wouldn't call it "hearing" but i am fucking tired of MrSandynigger that stupid fuck... 1337745864453 Bunglicker: Fucking- "My Bad." Every time I hear someone say it I want to strangle them. 1337746137452 spz557: 'Amazing' 1337765521729 Shalaschaska: the game 1337770292655 Furore23: Burpy McPeePants. 1337776945358 Smosh: "Hey, I just *bleep*-ed you, and this is crazy. But here's the punchline. Quote me, maybe?" 1337787845230 Anonymous: comment already exists 1337788329261 AZO: You cant comment on porn images, even those you submitted yourself. 1337793663390 RubberG: White kids talking like niggers. 1337794289880 blueburn: y yu no buy lol card! 1337796006593 Anonymous: My bad bunglicker, my bad. I won't do it again, my bad 1337802805632 ajmisback: but honey.......can't we just cuddle tonight instead....... 1337826827225 Anonymous: you just want me for sex 1338079482397 Anonymous: LOL fiveby5 / 69651 Win :P 1338119827843 Anonymous: Don't you think you should get a job son? 1338120021564 Banshee5:   ▲ 1338120024376 Banshee5: ▲ ▲ 1338120028722 Anonymous: boxxy... 1338120067707 Paraxdnb: You have really big fat COCK 1338126061262 Anonymous: Hope and change 1338958598919 Anonymous: attension-whore-crying from Redrocco 1338959546808 savageman69: Hey babe whats wrong?? ""nothing"" 1338959925584 NonComposMentis: Hai | Shooped | Fake | foreveralone.jpg | I bet... | I don't always <blah> but when I do it's with <blah> 1338960033929 anon: REDROCCO saying he is better then everyone. 1338960144623 RubberG: "with that said", "amazing", "tier", " sick" 1338983263521 Hughbie: political..... 1338984102189 Anonymous: All fucken posters here... Yay, I won! 1338993425953 spotswood: ^wankers like the one above me, who wins now?... 1338994847617 Ceesaurus: Sauce ??? 1339023057133 Anonymous: i'm sorry 1339039733279 MAELSTHUR: bitch please 1339051385824 pepe64: Not all muslims are terrorists 1339100881525 spotswood: but all terrorists are muslim... 1339101282747 Anonymous: the word multicultural its fucking stupid and an oxymoron anyway 1339116192719 m4k3k3: 911 1343258695287 m4k3k3: holocaust 1343258705554 DrEvil: "Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?" - I fall for it every fucking time!!! 1343260227387 RubberG: "alleged" 1343260389115 NonComposMentis: Nigger, Faggot 1343260600294 ThreeCamels: NO 1343262510301 Anonymous: MadNiggerish 1343278608577 JustGodlike: Jew are still Alive 1343278640983 Anonymous: Miranda warning 1343278857714 sickfuck88: sir you have to leave the playground 1344119263628 RubberG: Put the gun down and step away from the vehicle. 1344122237646 Greeft: Salmon quiche with dill and spinach has been added to the menu for your delectation and enjoyment. 1344137112801 Anonymous: greeft comments 1344137421188 Greeft: The next train to somewhere you are not travelling to has been cancelled. 1344137816424 danielsimba: "ITT" I'm fucking tired of hearing it 1344156004627 Mota: political promises 1344181573514 Captngeetch: Dude 1344212056668 Anonymous: "you must be a homophobe", "you must be a misogynist", "gays are born that way" 1344543546144 Korzo: "Please stop daddy" 1344557121429 djh123: anything related to facebook............................... -_- 1344656797325 Anonymous: What are you depressed about? 1344692215763 Anonymous: cuntish female politicians 1346975383960 Bonefish: "Can I see your drivers license and registration Sir?", and then, "Do you know how fast you were going Sir?" 1346976215882 midgeinc: That fucking UK | Go Compare Ad| 1346976426274 Ghostoftime: loud queefs and children playing. 1347131438288 StormTrooper: Barack Hussein Obama 1347246665515 savageman69: NCM's attempts at talking shit. 1347341433595 NonComposMentis: Savageman's attempts at expressing his frustration that I won't let him touch me. 1347342654562 MadNiggerish: That OP isn't a faggot 1347362244903 Bonefish: "Really" as in "Oh really". Also "My bad" . Must resist the urge to kill people saying them. 1350373870732 GibblesNBits: "I love you" 1350374290515 Mota: ^ That. When it is disingenuous 1350374500235 Anonymous: Obama is cool 1350375512471 RubberG: if you like something and say it's 'sick'. I fucking hate that. 1350387161487 Ghostoftime: Go and Vote. 1350521016645 halfmast: Islam is the religion of peace 1350545354630 RubberG: Homer Simpson can hear Jello. 1350560524331 Greeft 1350581019186 Anonymous: Niggers are smart 1350590439750 ChimpDaddy: Why does your cum taste like rotten fish? 1350591249193 Anonymous: multi-culturalism 1350601075648 danielsimba: friday....friDAY... FRIDAY !!! 1394919619380 Bulbasaur111919: Strapponsopisafaggotyourmomamericansniggerjewkike... 1394929975321 Anonymous: Feminism 1394980599226 4hrsmn: kardasian and jenner and bieber and aniston 1394998365895 Anonymous: That's racist! 1395037173994 Anonymous: the usual crap about the starving millions in africa. if you feed them, they simply reproduce and need even more food. duh. 1395277204598 Anonymous: ^It's a shame your parents reproduced. 1395277306147 Vaginadentata: Complaints bout lost underwear in my bedroom. Next time better go commando bitch 1395277363264 Anoman: ^^ Butt hurt ape. 1395448955664 danono: anons tellinging reds to "delete your system 32 man, makes your pc run so much faster - yadda-yadda-yadda " 1395517859344 Anonymous: The "Fuck Christians" troll who is hitting every fucking thread! 1395784638867 Anonymous: Niggers blaming others for their own failures. 1395875736446 Anonymous: ITT: Threads 1395942997960 Anonymous: North Korea 1396133577254 pepe64: laws 1396134238591 Anonymous: "Why do you have that knife? What are you doing? Ow! Aaaaaaaa! Aaaaaaaa! Gurggggggglllllleee!" 1396481477254 HalfMast: "its my right!" and "I deserve" 1397954771618 Anonymous: Is that your dick or your pinky finger 1397957848672 Anonymous: Anything positive about that P. O. S. President Obama ! 1397958771154 Hughbie: Religion. 1409856604497 Anonymous: Rednecks on politics... Give them all to Monsanto for product testing. 1409873833323 Anonymous: ^ Typical liberal advocating murder and violence. 1409884389967 ApathyCat: "It's because I'm black, right." 1409884598342 Anonymous: Racist and racism when spoken by true racists. I.E. blacks and white liberals. 1409884816109 Anonymous: ^^^ Says right wing nutjob, who advocates killing doctors at family planning clinics; is against any form of gun control which could save lives; and voted twice for the Bush administration, who sent thousands to their deaths in the Middle East. Thet were nothing more than a treasonous dictatorship run by a pair of draft dodgers. 1409889710397 Anonymous: Anything to do with the so-called "Holocaust" where six million jews supposedly got deepfried. 1409893724567 Anonymous: ^^ Holy crap! Talk about getting your facts wrong!! LOL!! 1409911157314 Anonymous: ^ You wouldn't know a fact if it bit you on the ass. Go back down to your mommy's cellar and order another pizza. 1409914662810 ApathyCat: ^It's because I'm white, isn't it? :[ 1409915142181 Anonymous: ^^ You gonna go shoot up a school or movie theater now? Maybe a drive by and shoot up some kids on the street corner? Maybe tie up and torture an innocent family during a home invasion? It's what the left does after all 1409921483514 Anonymous: ^the left never knows what the right does unless the right stops wanking and lets the left take over 1409922926336 Anonymous: ^ Yeah honky... it's 'cos you're white... That's why you get the shit kicked out of you at school every day. 1409924681352 Anonymous: ^^ Nah... I'll leave that to you gun totin', small cocked rednecks. 1409924827473 Anonymous: ^ Well, you rightys are a bunch of wankers. 1409925347285 Anonymous: Imma gonna let you finish 1409928218265 Anonymous: ^I'm sick of this argument 1409929900971 liplocker_code3: Multi culturalism is good. 1409949903140 Anonymous: Multi culturalism is bad, very,very bad. 1409999347673 Anonymous: Equality 1410001076328 Anonymous: Racist and racism when spoken by the true racists. I.E. blacks and white liberals. 1410001161503 Anonymous: "DESU" 1552216272815 Anonymous: Dat's racist, while a black person calls another black person a nigger. 1552264692647 SHDAD75: Everything posted on Twitter. I don't even do Twitter, and yet I hear about that shit; it's all fucking stupid too. 1552277841502 Anonymous: "Drumph" 1552277909878 Anonymous: ‘You’re Asian, damn it, sodomy is the only way you’ll ever get into a good school.’ 1552514773595 Anonymous: Let me tell you, it was nowhere near as much fun as it looked in the pornography she made me watch.” 1552514938419 Anonymous: Hit Me Up On faceBook 1552524599859 Anonymous: Coronavirus,Charlottesville,Crack,Cunt,Charlie and the Chocolate factory 1580512276920 Anti-PC Hero: "Diversity is our strength!" Meanwhile, EVERYTHING falls apart in the Western world with DIEverShitty! 1580853575640 Anonymous: 1409999347673: Totally missed the point with the thread, or is an idiot. 1581630848147 cybersinner: "I'm offended!" 1581634318808 Anonymous: "Asylum seeker" 1581636938983 Anonymous: "Everything's going to be all right"; "I'd never hurt you"; "Friends First"; "I'm a Christian"; "Vote for me, I'll give you free stuff"; "Don't touch me!" 1581654858805 Anonymous: "Shut Your Whore Mouth" 1581660802593 Anonymous: "Trump" The word should be made illegal to use and its bearer incinerated. 1588182936177 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 3 (last: ApathyCat djh123 Greeft ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/215036/ITT:_things_we_are_100%_absolutely_fucking_tired_of_hearing

I SURVIVED Y2K, BIRD FLU, MAD COW DISEASE, 9/11, AND SWINE FLU. 2012, BRING IT ON.

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://webpages.charter.net/xcatfoodx/2012.jpg Info: JPG, 80 Kbytes (500x408) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Aug 7, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Uncle Harvey: You've summed up the highlights of the Bush administration quite well 1281194568251 Ragnarok: Haha,win. 1281199154560 Anonymous: excessive oil removal causes the sea floors to crack and collapse; billions of gallons of cold water pours onto hot magma causing a huge steam explosion that cracks the planet into pieces... NOTHING survives, even YOU! 1281200275224 Anonymous: Uncle Harvey ROCKS! 1281203890334 Anonymous: Kieth Richards and Ozzie Osborne might survive... 1281204759344 Nickeh43: So now everyone's dead, 'cept Australia, but they'll be dead soon. *fucking kangaroos* 1281206456159 Pyro: If i survived childhood i can survive 2012.....if i make it that far i coughed up a tar ball a week ago and i havent smoked (cigs) in over 2 years 1281240445234 Pyro: By the way @ Nickeh43- U sir win 8 free internets 1281240482952 Nickeh43: :) 1281259859785 d1ggerB: and just how many of these affected you directly?? 1282323223261 gympervert: 2010 is allabout the global warming .... you cant exspect the world to stay the same temperature were recovering from an ice age fools 1282564256636 ThelemicMage: Typical for the society to tell people the world will end because of 2 digits in programs in 2000, then tell them ancient, psychic star-reading people have no idea what they're talking about even though they've predicted everything up till 2012. Fucking lemmings. Way to go. 1282614076126 Anonymous: ^ have you EVER had an original thought, or do you just plagiarize everything you write?! 1282619573617 Anon: Amen to the Illuminati 1282789527353 (show all comments) ThelemicMage: Yeah, I copied this from wikipedia, after I finished double-ass fucking your ugly whore of a mother. BTW.. tell her she needs to buy toilet paper and a DOUCHE. Explanation is not needed. 1282792372513 ThelemicMage: Oh, and she says it's my decision if you move out or not. What I'm gonna do, Anon 3617, is walk into your room every night, blow jizz on your face, and the first time you complain, you're outta the fucking house. Your mother WILL appriciate it. So prepare for extra protein in your diet. 1282792481642 Anonymous: But didn't survive school, eeh? There is a 2011 first..... 1294130739378 CockAsian: We have to survive OBONGO 1294455305670 niggapleaz: BRING IT MAO FUKKAR! 1308279086477 ratty22: Forgot West Nile dip-shit 1308329192930 Anonymous: not scared 1308329966882 Anonymous: Lolz end of ze world \/ 1326211336182 Anonymous: Hell Yeah, Bring it 1326211558761 TheDuctTapeRapist: You survived 9/11? Wow you really beat the odds there... 1326220524388 Banshee5: omg Nickeh, I still remember that video! FIRE ZE MISSILES! ... but I am "le" tired... alright then take a nap BUT THEN FIRE ZEH MISSILES! 1326221098291 CrackSnacker: Um, did we died? 1356200556873 Postmates: Free Delivery Use code: getsnacks This year, 420 will be a little different. Even though you’re not gathering with your friends, you can still make memories—and eat the comfort you may be craving now more than ever. Order from the Munchies Menu, a curated list of restaurants serving craveworthy plates like burritos, burgers, tacos, and milkshakes. Getting hungry? Open Postmates, find the Mu 1587350644773 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/142659/I_SURVIVED_Y2K,_BIRD_FLU,_MAD_COW_DISEASE,_9/11,_AND_SWINE_FLU._2012,_BRING_IT_O N.

This is the way you are going to die.

death (91) , arrow (21) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1271871461041.jpg Info: JPG, 17 Kbytes (538x410) Added by: Dude (Apr 21, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Wat. You Mad at me for some raisin? 1271883028175 Santa: im gonna die a mustache wow 1271919920562 weeone Oh noes 1271951093626 Pyro In a gay ass explosion? Im cool with that i guess 1272102008403 kinganonymous 1272526546420 devshade i think thats ok^^ 1272552516214 Clarkky: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-04-22/1271910266950.jpg 1272585261376 gmode: 10 1272602653384 cheesecake: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-10-08/33b3fis.gif WOOHOO!!! 1273032053850 sickalko: http://chan4chan.com/archive/2930/Pregnant_octomom 1273066672239 darkwing duck 421: Im gunna die by a hot amputee chick hittin me wit her cruches......owy 1273075074447 Anonymous: ? 1273137180339 Furore23 Oh SHIT. These chav scumbags will take all fucking day to chew through me. Gross. 1278518203426 vikingCHAN: omfg a pokenmans is going to keel me 1278539670725 (show all comments) Anonymous: img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-03-09/1268103999967 1278542766571 Anonymous: 2 has the cutest pussy 1278543493940 Synonymous 1278544502672 Bun omg, no. 1278545184165 Anonymous: 7 is the only one out there I'de fuck.WTF HAPPEND TO THAT ASS 1278546943108 the7rafe7 MOTHER FUCKER 1278575407302 nukubu: http://chan4chan.com/archive/34444/Horse_beast hope this means i'll die from a heartattack after seeing my girlfriend getting fucked by a goddamn horse! 1278597998759 vikingCHAN: http://chan4chan.com/archive/72666/Whale_accident goddamn 1278619228707 Anonymous: ofmg noo WHITE NIGGERS!!! 1278626572431 Anonymous: Heretic pants? 1283469982173 the7rafe7 i know im already going to die from trash overload but this one was too good to pass up hahahah 1283474240624 Anonymous: 5, 1, 2, 7 probably 1283477898895 AZO9Swall0deD: I'm gonna eat jessi slaughter and choke to death? 1283690916734 Anonymous: a lion on top of a horse, fuck 1283754310840 YuLiekPicturz fuck this is gonna hurt 1283800109145 SouthernPride i dont see how, cuz im not a sand nigger 1283812663752 Seagull: LOL Suicide watch 1283819356542 ThelemicMage doesn't look too bad of a death. 1283824908291 unpwned: http://chan4chan.com/archive/80438/Nose_needle_safety_pin 1283829537138 dag tannerman: putin's gonna shoot me 1284947843965 Anonymous: im gonna die wearing a naff anime costume, I knew it!!! 1284950894284 Anonymous: Giant flying shark is going to attack a plane that I am on. Great. I thought my death would be exciting. 1284952989763 ElCapitan: Are we doing this again? (REPOST) 1284955900103 ElCapitan   ← OH SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!1111!!!!one 1284955930484 Anonymous NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1284958995485 Anonymous: barrel of dead cats... 1284964433937 Anonymous: 8 8 8 8 8 8! I PICK 8! 1284964625968 Anonymous: putin on the ritz 1284964707472 AZO9Swall0ded I'll choke gased by my own fart 1284979039388 MunyMike87 1285532064679 Anonymous: hmm i found this onthefront pageandabove it said 70s hair 1285600775237 Anonymous: by throwing poo at horses? 1285602332538 anonymous: http://chan4chan.com/archive/4879/Stare_cat_door 1285610073966 Anonymous: plane crashing into my head? that's gayuyyy 1285624420464 Armistice NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1285690231915 Anonymous: oh wow... 222222222222222222222222222222 1285848892504 xissor: 1286399077189 xissor: :1253017534703.jpg: 1286399125652 Anonymous: :130992 1286641121292 Anonymous oh shi- 1286641496777 crackerkiller5: ^forgot to sign in^ 1286641537928 YuLiekPicturz: lol you lied that pic wasnt comented on as recent as this one.. ^ 1286641537974 Anonymous I'm fucking screwed 1286657627818 CaptainSmackfap: I'll die of /chat 1286657719555 vengance actually I'm fine with this 1286675854845 sepsnyder 1286676002698 vengance I'll help u speed the process up sepsnyder! 1286676278950 Mutt: http://chan4chan.com/archive/153135/ Cartooned to death. 1286676485730 vengance: wait...wtf??!!!!!! that's SOO NOT wut I typed in!!!! 1286683743943 vengance <---- here's wut I meant 1286683848350 Anonymous bring it!!! 1286687309284 FLARP: OH, that is too funny! This at the top of the list. The arrow points directly at the "Chan4Chan" logo. Wow. What a way to go! c4c death ftw lol 1286687503758 Anonymous: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-02-03/1233680514201.jpg dont know if this is good or bad 1286735072850 YuLiekPicturz: newfag learn to picture^ 1286735102982 Kib420 1286842819905 darkstan I knew it... 1286851020335 Kib420 1286855787659 boneyndied: 135911 cool 1286885060865 ThisOne: CYBORG PIRATE NINJA JESUS 1286885729511 Anonymous: FUCK. a bunch of niggers with afros. Seriously, all of them have afros. FUCK. 1289189030716 Anonymous: 72305 Fuck yeah! 1289232831369 Anonymous Shit stay away from KFC and no kickin lil Nuggets 1289255328685 TKB 1289256659951 Anonymous: This time it's an alligator climbing a wall. OH SHI- 1289318280137 BnSneky: damn it 1289320100642 ajmisback: photoshoped boxxy is going to kill me??? 1289334390125 Anonymous WTF?!!! 1289390384497 Anonymous: great fat sex again 1289391300162 crackerkiller5 fuck yea!!!!! 1289777052182 darkstan That's pretty scary, actually. 1289777635651 Anonymous 1289778022197 Anonymous I'm ok with this. 1289779355473 Anonymous: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-07-21/safrica6.jpg SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!1 1306971769683 Seagull: DUNECAT! Death is cute! 1306983628419 Banshee5 so uh... I'm going to kill myself? 1307005262232 antigod hmmmm :\ 1307020688842 AnonFag Fuck! Well at least give me something to numb the pain 1st! 1310933999531 halfmast 1310937535875 MrPerspective: Nothing above this, except the link to /incoming. Does this mean I'll waste my life away there? 1310938711684 Anonymous uhm… 1310945191925 MarkosT: Apparently I'll kill myself just to escape the child support payments 1310946928856 MarkosT: http://guanabee.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ass2.jpg 1310947090423 strawberriez: oh god... 1310950147104 Anonymous: Pedo bear? guess im going to revert to a little kid and get raped to death. dream come true 1310957822397 Banshee5 dear God... 1310971967274 Anonymous: FUCKING FLIES 1310981548647 Anonymous: It looks like a really skinny christmas tree 1310992987468 Anonymous 1311094254487 Bloode: eeww weeone his guts are spilling out 1311109193914 Bloode: you prob have to be a necrophiliac for that one ugly butt pic 1311109498660 www.www 1311111962434 Anonymous: 128646: Fuck it man 1311121634295 MrPerspective: :149008L: Wait, wat? EEYAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1311378296619 Anonymous shit! 1311379317977 MarkosT: http://1226608.sites.myregisteredsite.com/seantheartist/archived/misc/archives%20to%20keep/WFO65.html 131139811899 Midgeinc 1311455036308 MrSandyNigger Why?? 1311544073769 Francesca: No it's not 1311545086944 AnoDatAlred E Son, why? 1311550214245 MrSandyNigger Fu 1311695873468 Anonymous Oh noes! My Caturday! 1311710686120 Anonymosity: NOT! 1311740054662 darkstan Well, that's pretty terrifying. 1312479876132 MrPerspective From the news page random pics. Looks like the ecstasy will be too much when she "gives me her flower". XD 1315606467125 pedobearVer2 it's do-able, if I'm hella drunk! 1315608948645 Anonymous: in decreasing order of who has the prettyest cunt slit: 2,4,1,3,5,6, (7? and duck) 1315610566685 Anonymous 1315610984747 Anonymous Kinda knew it would end this way. 1315854577306 Anonymous: crackerkiller's gonna die of aids, what a surprise.... 1315859470711 Davvede: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-09-21/1253559334842.jpg huh? 1316188847231 Anonymous: ^ newfag 1316190658641 Davvede: shave and GTFO^ 1316531496786 Lickathesplit 1316539481732 Everdark 1316686523876 The Original Spoon ohhhhhhhhhhh crap 1316715421627 MrSandyNigger I'll take the beer. Minus the nigger. 1317594064151 honghavok: Lionel richie? 1317608814799 The Original Spoon Awesome! 1317619052297 Anonymous: paris hiltons feet for me 1317782068253 Anonymous HOLY SHIT!!! 1317838141656 koda12: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2011-08-12/1313100331-Bison_skull_pile_edit.jpg uhhh 1317859385331 Banshee5 Well fuck. 1317895268217 ArdameL: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-02-04/1233780042006.jpg Here is 1317901586473 ArdameL: img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-05-02/1241249142924.jpg 1317902034805 koda12 1320460416326 President Obama 1320466133123 nicaris12: two ipads one with a candle the other with Steve Job's face interpreate for yourself 1320872708661 Banshee5 well fuck. 1320874702965 salvia: 9/11.... 1320877281483 darkstan Fair enough. 1320883552128 The Original Spoon oh man 1320976702897 pedobearVer2 not so bad 1321035747648 Anonymous: apparently a drop of piss is going to kill me 1321081463826 Anonymous: DJ Jesus?!? WHY?!?! 1321351296889 Anonymous: This is a great thread. IT GETS ME EVERY TIME 1321563606651 darkstan The overall theme would suggest that I'm going to die in some kind of ass-related injury. My feelings remain mixed. 1323052245663 Oldandevil ? Hell, I hope not. 1323059589262 Anonymous: steve buscemi 1337177775417 AnimalMother Well this wont be pretty :I 1337185422762 Anonymous: ^see, i told you 1337200354679 Chicagosox23: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-11-14/image.img.jpg 1337214446739 oldandevil 1337911000657 danono: Ha! bored and annoyed to a painful death - by another fucking 'HEY ATHEISTS' post.... 1337953744937 MAELSTHUR killed by bigfoot win! 1338003280380 Korzo Could be worse. 1338053283299 Banshee5 1338055879485 LemmyLaffer 1348839532500 Anonymous 1459453465705 Anonymous While driving AnnaSophia around in a car? Yes, please! 1459885041853 Anonymous: ^3626 that was optional dude 1459915694732 Anonymous 1459919978313 Anonymous THEGAME 1587045006520 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 2 (last: gfebgtgan nigel ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/115051/This_is_the_way_you_are_going_to_die.

ITT: YOU MUST POST IF YOU LOVE THE GAP

gap (20) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1261096296641.jpg Info: JPG, 39 Kbytes (395x365) Added by: betsywetsy (Dec 18, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Pyro: Fall into tha gap 1261121383561 Anonymous: gotta love the gap 1261126966731 Anonymous: FUCK THE GAP! 1261134323899 Anonymous: The Gap Kids 1261187222379 JoHoHo: I love the Gap.... 1261201138144 bananaman: teh best 1261209126289 themadhatter666: me posted 1261217185208 Anonymous: been there done that loved every minute of it. 1261235057792 Anonymous: show the gap.... make sure she's not a trap 1261352164968 Terrorist Hunter: Love the gap! 1261390102265 themadhatter666: gap 1261771389258 Anonymous: always for the gap! 1261782413666 Anonymous: more gap? 1261782504241 Anonymous: Needs more penis 1261787544945 (show all comments) Anonymous: lol 2379 - pedobear shops there 1261787676649 Anonymous: thats a good gap 1261790254365 akingu: INSERT FACE HERE! 1261790946632 Anonymous: =) 1261947337563 O.C. 69er!: Flapper Gapper! 1261980329362 georgiaboi00: fapp to tha ap 1262067524148 georgiaboi00: fapp to tha gap 1262067533121 jackfrosty: I wanna jump teh gap... 1262099224888 Hughbie: of course...gap is good....less fat to plough through... 1262102245717 joXnka: I have been forced to post. 1262123113723 Bassman: I fucking love the fap. I mean GAP!! 1262891675625 Anonymous: WE LIVES FOR TEH GAP 1265769679124 snork: I don't get the Gap. I like it, but I don't understand the gap. And sometimes the gap makes the front look like the back. 1265831065136 Anonymous: gap = :) 1274067081239 TravisBickle: nomnomnomnomnom 1274067434116 Anonymous: mmmmm me likey.... me likey a lot! 1274068142402 Deth: FUH...KING...LOVE IT 1274082923208 slikwilly: I love it so much I spend most of my time trying to get in it 1274083123899 Andywho?: i love the gap 1274086729606 Mopmonster: FAP GAP!!!!!!!!!!!! 1274086892443 Anonymouse: tap the gap and give it a fap 1274486023854 Anonymous: GAP FAP GAP FAP 1274495664247 WTFisjuice: gap gap gap 1274506160260 the7rafe7: more dick space so hell yeah 1274534378932 WhiteShark: Gimme gap! 1274534841569 Koen: IF YOU LOVE THE GAP 1274559109829 Anonymous: moar 1274559539217 Anonymous: ^^ 1274562160625 Andres333: GAP'LOVING 1274659881753 Anonymous: I, and my brethren on c4c, must confess that we are perhaps too fond of the gap. 1274693546635 Anonymous: gimme gap i'll give you fap 1274720936437 Anonymous: Gap is sexy as hell. Can't get enough of it. 1275459084600 Anonymous: dickeverywhere 1275460184409 FreeBirdMarine: i'll play spiderman, sure thing 1275460393211 Anonymous: LOVEEEE ITTTTT!!!!!! 1275581622962 gmode: the gap keeps the ass cheeks spread as well - leaving a nicer smelling asshole to toss the salad with 1275582500828 Anonymous: yes, the gap is fucking WIN 1275590635985 slikwilly: The gap is where dreams become reality and boyz become men 1275594833266 JC: love it 1276637670870 vengance: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1276641393520 Redrocco 1276641712632 Anonymous: The Gap, give me the gap... love it, so fucking sexy! 1276642330666 veranet: Moar Sexy Happy Fun Gap 1276642804775 Anonymouse: the gap is a trap 1276656654171 Anonymous: The Gap benefits greatly from all charitable sperm donations! 1276656959592 NoFWau: to mutch cloths 1276939450305 fap: you all like me-...oh it says gap...fuck 1277885292656 Brandon: Post! 1278028484713 Anonymous: yummmm! 1278031411356 Anonymous: GAP! 1278095452730 MarkMonkey: GFTW 1278194626407 Anonymous: no need 2 even spread those legs the bitch is ready 1278213185718 Anonymous: you got me... 1278214901881 Anonymous: Lets give a BIG FAP for the GAP!!! 1278231464140 Anonymous: GAPIDIGAP 1280515183620 Redrocco: :: 1280515455789 Redrocco 1280515478497 RichardRaper: Shoot the Gap 1280523964762 Anonymous: fill that motherfucker 1280525050662 Anonymous: gief more gaps 1282594269519 anon: reporting 1282594773951 mACÄK: done 1282613758205 Leat: GAP FTWW 1282763681111 Anonymous: i love the gap whole lot 1282796081548 Anonymous: :D 1282835063346 CUTEWHITESOCKS: all girls shuld look like that... 1282941216443 anon: and again 1282946685211 Anonymous: . 1282968438572 Anonymous: bow before the gap!! 1285113288402 Anonymous: anyone remember those old commercials: fall in to the gap! 1285116028359 Anonymous: post 1285160295265 Redrocco 1285160435306 Jesus: Its a gap!!! 1285176902780 butternut: Got gap? 1285182478329 :(: Needs more gap 1285186981851 Anonymous: gap = easier oral 1285192654164 Anonymous: The air that fills the gap is the best smelling air in the world. 1285203977830 Derpaderp: Baby Gap 1285225203611 Anonymous: gggaaaapppp 1285791461184 volcombg237: Mmmmm....gotta love that gap 1285792097449 Flarp: I haven't been to that particular gap. Perhaps you could post it to me. 1285805419501 anon: and again again 1285849018591 Bongochops: Awesome gap 1285851691624 Snoop Dogg: Luv Tha GAp 1285929398943 CaptainSmackfap: The gap! 1286123629782 lily84: <3 1286124080517 MarkMonkey: I know so many girls with the gap. I love em. 1290035418614 Anonymous: "Gap is good" Gordon Gecko 1290144223849 Anonymous: Respect the gap. 1290158614134 Anonymous: Fill dat gap! 1290170918440 BnSneky: mind the gap 1290170984305 The Evil Twin: I love to fap to the gap! 1290337593271 Anonymous: love 1290344443957 rottentotten: LULLAHLLULLUHLUHLUHLUHLULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL shlorp 1290539110140 Kib420: LOVE IT! 1290572247668 al: forgot gap gauge. 1290572775638 RiddleMeThis: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1290582215829 chodeboy: yep 1290582303585 Munster: Where the fun begin... 1290585586175 Anonymous: step in the step in to the step in to the gap 1291307372602 Lickathesplit: I 'must' do shit, post your own post poser... 1291499074347 Anonymous: Wrist-deep in the gap! 1291523028137 Sinonymous: Redrocco, you always provide 1291568713542 Anonymous: kids gap 1291573170209 Weed: Fap the gap. 1291573286142 femanon: Shaved plz 1295685483556 TinFoilHatGuy: Face-gap-Plant 1295696711781 Korntoff: GAP :D :D 1295928381521 RiddleMeThis: I don't mind the gap . . . 1295938581513 MiamiNights: You guys like GAP? Gay and proud. Queers. 1297117295895 DogPig: I love the gap. I won't date a girl unless she has gap!!! 1297131524910 Anonymous: Ga-ga-gap. 1297133036475 That guy at the bar: Gap = awesome 1297926859781 balder: in! 1297996710786 rick james: gaaaa ga gaaa gaps ladies and gentelmen gottta love em 1298952201774 Anonymous: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1299031454712 avsiii: That's how you can tell a bitch like that can take a huge dick... 1299299204201 aval: What is gap? 1299313735441 mrisom2009: Huge fan! I shop at the gap. 1300909565950 Captngeetch: Gotta have gap 1300938392533 Anonymous: what gap? i see no gap! just empty space between those....oh i see what you did there 1310404054173 Anonymous 1310408287541 antigod: gap is yummy 1310425456758 chumpno1: lick the gap 1310904402261 BogFlogger: I like it better when the thighs *almost* touch... too much gap says "skank" to me. Yes I know they were born that way. It doesn't matter. I'd still hit it though. 1323318165360 Vincent859: Colleen Smith, circa 1971 -- the Queen Mistress of Gapgapistan 1323318329967 Anonymous: yeh gap is good specially if you get the bonus of a camel toe 1323377141383 Anounymous: fap gap fap gap fap gap 1325279610603 Anonymous: gap its good but not too much, just enough for a bit of air to get to it and no dangly flaps to spoil it either 1325298037256 Anonymous: that's called the spread...as in "what's your spread?"...her's is really nice... 1325313269589 Anonymous: The gap is too fap.. 1326504294328 Anonymous: imma fap in that gap 1326709708806 Moongrim: Needs less panties. 1326730552355 Raimey_D: that's called a spread...or the spread...most girls havn't a clue---just like some guys to the G-spot 1326733071846 Epic Win: Yeppers!! I love me some lady gap!! 1326743804163 Anonymous: love it...my gap 1337019622587 Chicagosox23: dat gap 1338412897226 dragonmyballz: gapfapgapfapgapfap 1346189025467 Anonymous: Almost a Two-Fister! 1346294836804 huck1944: nice gap 1377203337448 Anonymous: love the gap if it's a shaved inne with that dimple at the top of the slit 1377205153517 Anonymous: love the gap if it's a shaved innie with that dimple at the top of the slit 1377205177578 liplocker_code3: gap gap gap gap gap gap gap gap gap gap gap gap gap gap gap gap gap gap gap gap 1377885568809 Anonymous: Sorry, but I shop at J.C. PENNY. I hate the GAP. 1377885885690 pie_slasher: I did not lost the game 1381565201518 Anonymous theres moar than one GAP 1586992883834 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: paulnutz ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/75564/ITT:_YOU_MUST_POST_IF_YOU_LOVE_THE_GAP

Penis, penis, penis, I use it every day. Penis, penis, penis, with penis I will play.

penis (1050) , ITT (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1241244197677.jpg Info: JPG, 10 Kbytes (212x150) Added by: *.verizon.net (May 5, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: o rly? i'm more into pussy. faggot. 1244367640580 Anonymous: That's the dredle song, you homophobe! 1247036532843 Anonymous: wait, so everyone with a penis is gay? 1255935025235 Tznu: ^ hope not 1255949336797 Anonymous: <--- faggot faggot faggot 1256008131388 danie.: you just pointed to yourself. ^^ 1256008181878 cracker_killer: lol, yes he did 1256010335740 Anonymous: i realized after i clicked submit hehe..whoops ^^' 1256010795269 <-----: faggot faggot faggot 1256077497280 Anonymous: Penis penis penis, till white stuff I will spray! 1283582072678 Anonymous: Spin my Draedel and by spin I mean suck and by Draedel I mean dick. 1288467068169 Anonymous: i can spin to draedel at the same time...... 1293303856829 Elvis: Penis penis penis, will cum on you today 1297354181920 MrPerspective: Well, you can't be a faggot WITHOUT a penis. Otherwise, you can only be a dyke. Or a tranny... 1307579064716 (show all comments) MrPerspective: "It's not the size of the dreidel, it's how you spin it." -- Yiddish proverb. (That's right ppl, this thread is jewish!) 1307579138901 BnSneky: ^no way 1307579208462 MrPerspective: ^ You're entitled to your own political opinion, ma'am. ;-) But you can't deny it's gay. What with all this talking and SINGING about penises everywhere... (^_^) 1307592854543 Anonymous: Singing penis! 1396345364660 Crackhead Fezmonkey: My penis is made of cheese 1440049382842 nofaggotass: What straight man says: "homophobe"? lol 1440169750189 Anonymous: And Most trannies have penises too..... 1440200492905 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/15291/Penis,_penis,_penis,_I_use_it_every_day._Penis,_penis,_penis,_with_penis_I_will_ play.

Homophobes of /b/: - Explain to me what is so wrong with being GAY?

question (218) , itt (354) , gay (468)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1289881629801.jpg Info: JPG, 161 Kbytes (640x480) Added by: Anonymous (Nov 16, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse iprobablyhateyou: you stick your dick in other guys assholes 1289885170667 Anonymous: you think pussy is gross. 1289885539515 Anonymous: you act like fags 1289886009449 rome_: we do have the fucking buttholes thing in common, but i wanna have kids someday 1289886056676 Anonymous: the fact is it's a psycholgical and physical deviance that results in segra-social behaviour; it's not "special" or desirable, it's rather pathetic really... 1289888492505 Cuntfux: Because you make dumb ass posts like this one... 1289898527597 Flarp: I think I have got to agree with Cuntfux. I really don't care where you park your genitals. It's the damned drum beating, parade chanting, glow in the fucking dark rainbow attention whore fest, bull shit that most people get iratated with. I am straight. Those prior three words are my only 'outwardly celebration of it. 1289899043698 Flarp: Why is it that so many gay people have to claim a natural prismatic function of light for a lifestyle with an unnatural act? You being gay means nothing to me. It's all the gay people shoving shit down everyone's throat that pisses people off about gays. 1289899071723 Cuntfux: ^^ Agreed. I don't care what holes you poke. It's not that people hate you, it's that you must feel ashamed and guilty on your own accord to think that you have to justify your sexuality by prancing around telling everyone that "you're gay and proud" when in fact they don't give a rats ass. 1289899362784 chumpno1 1289905637390 Warg: umm.... DEY EAT DA POOPOO. 1289908077404 sickfuck88: 1289932135194 ajmisback: your a corn miner! and thats disgusting 1289932671228 Grund1e: # 1723 - DING! DING! DING! We have a winner! 1289933329142 (show all comments) YuLiekPicturz: its unnatural duh 1289938071610 defeat: Unnatural..? Pretty sure humans are the only animals doing it. 1289941776383 SLIPPY: ^ oh boy get ready to be wrong 1289941920932 SLIPPY 1289942045579 Anonymous: @3698: like the civil rights movement and the women's liberation movement, oppressed groups can be obnoxious when they stand up and "act out" with the newfound hope of being equally deserving of social acceptance. Having to put up with their antics is nothing compared to what they've had to endure. Curious how these 3 groups are the most mocked on this site. @2505: learn 2 compassion. 1289953518451 Anonymous: like religion, you seem to want to shove it down our throats... 1289954714993 Kib420: chumpno1...shopped? god i hope so 1289968228672 Flarp: It's not the homosexuality. It's the fucking gheyness 1290752276354 Pyro: nothing.....i just make the jokes yall niggas alright in my book.....so long as we keep our relationship at "Just friends" 1290841333271 Phadrus: I kinda agree with most of the above. I'm somewhat gay and could never understand the whole "gay pride" thing. Same rights as everyone = yea. Same right to be miserable in a marriage just like straight people = yea. You don't have to be gay to poke someone in the pooper; just kinky. 1290865522243 Munster Yeah, tell me about it... 1291804973763 admackbar: if everyone were gay that would be the end of the human race. 2 penises dont make a baby. however lesbians are hot 1291805163429 Lickathesplit: Nothing, but don't come begging for adopted children... 1291813628951 Phadrus: Admackbar>> Yes. If everyone was gay, there would be no children. (Short pause. Holds hand to ear.) This just in. I have been told that gay people DO have children, not just adopted children but children of their own. More on this fascinating development as it happens or we learn more. Back to you, Jane. 1291818632493 Lickathesplit: ^your right, first they marry, then acknowledge their feelings, divorce, result is childrens uncertain view to the other partner from former marriage, and the world in general, being bullyed at school and shit.. No worry's here though, i think the world needs some gay kindness, back to you Tarzanian devil.. 1291823665357 Frenchie: It's against nature 1291910333658 Phadrus: Against nature. Are you sure? 1291911296117 Anonymous: cause you guys are just a bunch of fucking panziez, who want acceptance from us straight people to go suck a dick, well fuck you, you crybaby homos, you wanna go suck a dick, suck a dick, but fuck you when it comes to the everybody has to accept me or ill be a crybaby homo shit 1291915879572 Anonymous: hows that for straight to the fucking point 1291915972635 Anonymous: chumpno1 = WIN!!! 1291916305917 Zorro: AIDSS 1291916399442 Hitman 47: The only reason gay people do pride parades is because fuckin inbred southerners and republicans talk shit about them and hate them just for being gay. 1291923696633 Phadrus STOP PICKING ON ME, GUYS!!! I have tender feelings. *sob* 1292001686595 Anonymous: Gay people make me unconfortable. I'm always afraid they'll try to molest me or something... 1292002044806 Frenchie: yeah i'm sure, if it was natural, everybody will had the same sex 1292002966119 Phadrus: You know, I've been sitting here trying to think of something witty and wise to crack at the above comments. I'm just drawing a blank. I just can't think of anything.... 1292003453499 Phadrus Gay people make me unconfortable. I'm always afraid they'll try to molest me or something... *hopefully* 1292003693903 blackal: Being gay is queer. 1292004440997 Anonymous: Y'all throw a ball like girls! 1292023877396 Anonymous: Can't stand the "trance" music! 1292024487712 Anonymous: fucking turd burglars 1292032948844 Anonymous: Being queer is gay. 1292033256682 PUSSYSLAYER: gay presit molested my teacher 1292048219667 Anonymous: i compartmentalise my h8 towards the ghey monority. that way i can walk the streets. an litter. ack. loiter. on strt crnrs 1292048419697 defeat: ^wut 1292048464452 Anonymous: I'd don't care if you take it in the ass....but stop ACTING like a fag. It just makes me want to punch you in the head! 1292049664164 defeat: Stop acting like a straight.. makes me want to act more like a queer. 1292049700437 Anonymous: funny thing: nly guys think i act like a fag, girls get wet and think i might just turn their bf into a eunich if they get too close on the dance floor. u b the judge. 1292049888897 Alastair Bryden: Unicorn and rainbow posters and shit on your dick and assless chaps and Backstreet Boys or Justin Beiber music 1292052258275 Anonymous: i love sucking cock as much as i love playing with mine 1292070234501 that-guy-named: you walk around with a carrot in your ass 1292105978503 Mrbadabing: Bunch of ignorant, bigoted, racist assholes. Go back to jerking off on ur bibles and mammies dirty underwear. Toughest s.o.b. I ever met was a para and meaner/tougher than any of u wankers, more educated (no doubt) and generally good human being. It used to crack me up watching him kick the shit out of several redneck ignoramuses at once. This site is utter shit, a gathering place for the mentally 1292116875593 Anonymous: ^^What a shit packer 1292117580158 that-guy-named: but still you guys walk with carrots in your ass 1292117798395 Munster Please, tell me more about it... 1292221225846 Phadrus: Correction. We don't walk around as if we have carrots in our ass. We walk around as if someone just pulled the carrot OUT of our ass. Thank you. 1292246658398 Anonymous: shut the fuck up with your questions faggot 1292285305866 Anonymous: LOVE the GAYS 1292474491747 Mankind Sucks: I don't care if you suck cock, but when you act like a fag, and talk with that annoying fucking vocal inflection, I just want to punch you repeatedly in the head until you shut the fuck up! 1292478935554 Anonymous: I don't dislike gays, I bat for the same team myself, but I do dislike flamers. I also hate people like Paulie D. By the way, gay parades are like the nigger parades. 1292479904370 internets: all gays should be gas chambered 1292551570777 Munster Ohhh come on... 1292833768863 onlylogical: Stop flirting with strait guys at work It's creeps them out and everytime they see your rupaul ass coming their way It makes them feel sick. 1292915546588 Phadrus: Well, you know, if they don't like someone, they can just let them know in casual conversation that they are "taken" or somehow not interested. Don't blame someone else because you don't have the balls to say what you think. 1293024363969 Anonymous 1293091418383 gypsygreen: fags are the new niggers 1293116237102 chrud: it's not like we heteros can have a parade extolling the virtues of fucking pussy. that's sexist. you fags are the haters! lulz 1294596755648 Anonymous: because you are unnatural, wich makes you a failure of the nature. Born being a fag? ok karma really fucked you up 1294770271650 BlazinWeed: Faggotts are the most dirty race in the whole world. they are full of disgrace and shame. Gay ppl should be Stoned to death. 1294770331874 the7rafe7: GAYS TOOK THE RAINBOW! GIVE US BACK OUR DUCKING RAINBOW!!! 1294842703446 crazyassmofo: Fags are worse than Niggers,Check AND Mate. 1294849946162 Anonymous: The Bible says it's wrong-oh wait, no it didn't. No one knows what the line in the Bible we interpreted as "thou shalt not gay" actually means. Also, having a gay man in the immediate family is a sign that you are 2x as fertile as other women/men 1294873902715 anon: um... simple... poo poo is bad... don't eat it or put it on your pee pee 1295498743184 Anonymous: nothing wrong per say....they're just annoying as fuck! 1295501672819 anonymous: gay guys can be douches, but bisexuals are aweseome. 1295509054707 Anonymous: You don't like pussy, then something must be wrong with you and with Catholic priests 1295510989359 Anonymous: 1:0 Europe! 1295549990320 TinFoilHatGuy: Jeff Kingsbury 1295961008760 rock: i haz nothing personaly gainst gays...i just dont want them in my neighborhood 1296044027117 Anonymous: I have no problem with gay guys. They are just like me and you yet they like to fuck asses or get fucked in asses. Its the flaming faggots I hate. They act like idiots in an attempt to act female. And they are just annoying as fuck in general. 1296046947456 tokunbo: becos it aint nice to fuk your fellow man in the ass 1296256133527 Anonymous: seems to be a great deal of repressed gayness here... 1296256656893 Uncle Harvey: If you have to ask, you're too gay to understand 1296268471799 CheeseofdarknesS: cuz its like if you were pooing backwards 1296730223368 Anonymous: Michael Moore is why 1296738087458 Chrijz: Because they have a mental disease, wanting to put a dick up a man's ass... 1296748423765 Anonymous: it's like taking a shit over and over and over.......ahhhhhhh, yes 1296755614628 Feefdoodle: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this 1297057827830 PUSSYSLAYER: infinite shitting 1297061713652 Anonymous: The problem with gays is that I secretly hate myself and want to channel that anger onto a group of people who are different. 1297079248363 Feefdoodle: no one is going to take the time to see what i was talking about 1297103312270 Wr104Gamma: population control, won't steal my girlfriend, have excellent taste, and can line up the back of my fade.. Doesn't bother me any but you can't babysit my son 1297158481375 Anonymous: Faggotry's fine: it's nature's way of preventing the degenerates from breeding. 1304079946111 Anonymous: There's no "gay gene" btw. But there is an "excellent interior design" gene that seems to affect most of them. 1304317353902 precious: I don't understand gay people because: what is the difference between transexual and shemale ? 1304332611899 Anonymous: ^ google it moron 1304334184201 precious: ^ does google know more than god ? 1304334375868 Anonymous: ^ must be the product of inbreed 1304334488720 precious: ^ must be from USA and got a butthurt 1304334599441 Alkarnur: It's not so much the sexual act as the values that accompany it. Homosexuality, whether male or female, carries in its bowels the hatred/resentment of the opposite sex. It promotes (whether knowingly or not) a culture that is anti-heterosexual and against the "traditional" (more like the "biology-sanctioned") versions of masculinity and femininity. It is also symptomatic of a culture that despises 1304343715308 Alkarnur: ...masculinity, namely the West. Whether we like it or not, competitiveness, aggressiveness, protectiveness, bravery and a bunch of other male values and stuff, e.g. strong attraction to women come in a package we call "masculinity", they can't be fragmented. They are very strongly correlated. I'm not a a homophobe, I'm anti-homosexual. I also don't appreciate how mainstream heterophobia has becom 1304343951233 Alkarnur: ...especially among liberals. Homosexuals presume that all opposition to homsexuality is Bible-based, it's not. I'm antitheist and I have very strong secular and family values. You're looking for an answer that's beyond the scope of comments on C4C. 1304344073893 Anonymous: its unnatural .... mother nature probaly disaprovea 1308707455617 Anonymous: its unnatural .... mother nature probaly disaproves 1308707462469 Anonymous: ^^^ agreed 1308711692709 honghavok: AIDS/HIV. 1308768651482 Anonymous: If you knew the price for sexual perversion you would think twice, even thrice... 1308769053680 Did you know: BlazinWeed is a Arab. No Exceptions! 1308779978282 MrPerspective: I don't fuck women's asses either. I think it's equally gross. (Well... almost. Less hairy body = less gross.) 1310609801445 Anonymous: You wanna know what's wrong with being gay? Go to a "Pride" parade and look at the sick fucks walking around with their balls hanging out, dildos stuck to their heads, wearing gimp suits, etc. That's not being gay, that's being obnoxious and offensive, and it's what your sexuality has been glorified as. 1310625053903 Midgeinc: ^ well said dude. In a nutshell. 1310625369192 Anonymous: nothing 1314079026923 Anonymous: Successful troll is successful 1314084240397 Anonymous: Most people on the world dont care about who fucks whom, i mean if you like it up the ass, have it your way, but why the fuck do you faggots have to tell everyone around you. I dont see me wearing a T-Shirt with the line: "I like to fuck vaginas", so you faggots just shut up and live your life without pressing the homosexuality all around you. 1314094215170 HWood: silly faggots - dix r 4 chix!! 1314117075560 Alkarnur: Heterosexuality and homosexuality don't mix, either both mother and father are indispensible or they can be replaced (as homosexuals do, with two "daddies" or two "mommies") or removed (as feminism does by removing fathers from families via anti-male divorce). 1314128997657 Alkarnur: *by FORCIBLY (and without consent) removing fathers from families... 1314129095199 niggapleaz: ^^ Cool story bro! :) 1314129206635 froggywentacortn: sucking dick 1314143402549 Anonymous: u mad gayfags? 1314208699144 Anonymous: During a statistical analysis during the 80's, it was found that gay male penises were on average 1/3" proportionally bigger than straight male penises. 1314341019153 Anonymous: it makes your dick stink 1314595185804 As-whole: #1 reason: your asshole is not meant to have anything stuck up it, only for poop to come out. #2 can't make a baby would've never survived as humans without that #3 you will go to hell if you believe in Christianity. Read the bible, it says it straight plain English for all you dumb gays thinking God loves everyone lmao. Idiots. 1314601466790 MrPerspective: So... in order to not go to Hell I just have to not believe in all that bigot shit? NICE! Done. :-) 1314714435785 Anonymous: Yet what breeders do to women is far worse. 1317650995116 Anonymous: Not a damn thing. Close your eyes and an asshole is an asshole and a mouth is a mouth. So either bend over or suck my dick. 1317672666317 Anonymous: My opinion is irrelevant to your choices. But you are questioning your lifestyle by asking me for approval. And that is a rather clear indicator that you yourself believe something to be wrong with it. 1317709676772 Anonymous: Homophobes don't like the notion of being the subject of sexual harassment. 1318512700939 Anonymous: I think the fact that most gay porn actors claim to be straight but gay for pay is bullshit because a real straight man wouldn't enjoy getting a cock up his ass. If he accepts the fact he's gay it's fine but if you deny what you are, then you suck! 1319172126117 Lexicon: Worst thing about being gay is the worst thing of any other PERSONAL choice someone makes (eg religion, politics, etc): Constantly trying to force other people to go beyond tolerance to acceptance. 1319174085153 HWood: S-Y-P-H-I-L-I-C. Case closed.... 1325200314646 Syphilic: ^u mad? 1325201413169 Anonymous: Cause looking at guys does absolutely nothing to my dick. Yet just thinking about HWood naked on her bed ramming a big black horse size dildo up her wet little cunt makes my dick go BOING!!! 1325206434854 Anonymous: the vagina makes natural juives that accept the penis(going wet). the anus doesn't. the anus also contains an unnaturally high amount of bacteria. the anus also doesn't open naturally like the vagina, and gets "stretched". also all fags are just fucking sick. 1325223642282 Anonymous: Everything /thread 1325255132427 Anonymous: Gay Pride day's....who fucking cares...hey I'm a fag!....so fucking what you pole smoking disease bag..... 1325534852130 Anonymous: Because it's your fag asses that make SANCTORUM! 1326061792197 Anonymous: i know this is off topic but further up in this thread is a pic of a seriously ugly woman - look at this do the h t t p thing then add //pya.cc/pyaimg/pimg.php?imgid=77785 1326063937713 Moongrim: People Hate what they're jealous of. 1326119951808 Anonymous: Being gay doesn't boter me, but why do you have to talk lik that? I supposed to believe all gay people were born with a lisp? 1326119958679 Anonymous: You're not "gay", you're a bunch of sick, perverted faggots. The reason I hate faggots is the same reason I hate drug addicts. 1326171617200 Bunglicker: BlazinWeed, Syphilic. Nuff said. 1329750143982 Anonymous: meh? 1329767596856 Anonymous: What is so wrong with being GAY? ... The FACT that you ARE gay. 1329877881171 Anonymous: It's not that we're homophobes, it's just that we are not into chicks with hair on their tits, and dudes playing with each other's ass. 1329881736851 Anonymous: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^...other than that, we have no strong opinion. 1329885300577 Anonymous: means you are also an AMERICUNT 1329958795842 Anonymous: Gay= Awesome , Straight= Meh. 1333503606994 Spartak: all 1333510134521 Anonymous: emotional imbalance, impaired perception of gender roles/identity, against the biological norm, tightly knit to other psychological disorders. 1333565449945 anon anon: ....actually its a good question to ask. . . Mostly, joe public is just assumed to be anti-gay (and treated as such) - - - maybe these gay activists should ask THMSELVES this question, as they seem to be the ones banging on about it......? 1333575657910 anon anon: ...AND....wats with not loving pussy? man,really? 1333575821465 Anonymous: GAy people are sick nasty 1333855416142 Anonymous: My balls smell like bacon 1333860724896 Anonymous: it is unnatural and against the evolution... 1333867101168 Kuder: Homosexuality is known in over 400 Species, Homophobia in only one. So what is unnatural? Think about it. (By the way, i am straight.) 1333878613825 Anonymous: theres some spiders that dont mix their DNAs, all same DNA stuff reproduction - they're onesexual - maybe it would be more useful for humanity to become one gender 1333879305786 Anti-PC: Humans would´ve died out if everyone were faggots, which proves it´s just wrong to be a filthy faggot. Although most people are assholes (especially negroids, semites (jewboys and arabs) and gypsies), so maybe it´s for the better that humans die out. 1333884865483 Arschloch33: 6676 has a point (but strictly speaking, I shouldn't answer as I haven't been asked) 1333894441913 Chicagosox23: when fucking a women you create a miracle aka a human being, fucking a man nothing is created except my disgust for you/op 1338413377829 Anonymous: roll 1343228501360 Anonymous: ^^ When you're fucking a women, that is a miracle in and of itself 1343259722902 Smeggy: You can tease gay men, but dont tease gay women... they will beat the shit out of you. 1343626897910 Anonymous: The fact that they're gay 1344392021908 anonymous: AIDS 1344395446229 Anonymous: GAY, OR JUST BEING OP (FAGGOT) ?? 1344396140259 Anonymous: for a start gayness is an evolutionary dead end, if everyone was gay the human race would die out. end of. 1344465385145 darkstan: ^So from an evolutionary standpoint, you're suggesting that perhaps this is a natural weeding function on a planet with seven billion people. Oh, what's that? You were suggesting some other stupid, uninformed bullshit? Ah, that's my bad. 1344465524976 Anonymous: I love gay people and I love the fact that they cant reproduce even more. 1344486352704 Anonymous: THEY TURN OUR CHILDREN GAY 1344533576864 Anonymous: faggot is such a ugly word and the person who is obsessed over the word faggot is maybe a bigger faggot and needs to get a life 1347565855316 Ghostoftime: Two men+Hairy=Nuf said 1347566696222 eumeme: in a generation or two the medieval homophobic meme will be extinct and the world will thank lesbians and gays for slowing down the overpopulation of the planet... 1347825906856 Anonymous: gay guys are the best. love love love 1351462993771 ChimpDaddy: The prancing faggotry is what I hate. You're still a man, act like one. 1351463295575 SpaceBum: What's wrong with being a gay man? Let's see: AIDS, hemeroids, torn colon, incontinence, infections of the colon, infections in the urethra from fecal material, the list goes on and on. That's why it's just not fucking natural to stick your dick into an asshole, PERIOD! 1351463843557 Anonymous: ^DING DING DING...closet sister detected 1351465330930 SpaceBum: ^^DING DING DING, moron detected 1351468116563 SpaceBum: DING DING DING after further review, #0930 has been determined a newfag. No internets for you. 1351473781453 Anonymous: You stole the perfectly good word "gay" for your own filthy needs. 1507860670915 Anonymous: its....uh.....gay.....duh 1507865799531 Anti-PC Hero: They are spreading deadly diseases! 1586376810374 Anonymous: Tell that to the Florida "Coronavirus Spring Break 2020" crowd who weren't gay, and spread a deadly disease. 1586380377802 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: danivar ) , hated by 2 (last: GWM4EVER YorkshireReaper ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/156983/Homophobes_of_/b/:_-_Explain_to_me_what_is_so_wrong_with_being_GAY?

FEMANONS ... Post Your Feet Please !

feet (121) , toes (23) , itt (354)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.explicitzone.com/forums/imagehosting/41654bf8bfa51b8a9.gif Info: GIF, 61 Kbytes (360x450) Added by: RKB (May 23, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse RKB: 1274593826889 Anonymous: I like where this is going.... 1274595169206 Anonymous: 1274596967450 Anonymous: 1274642448936 Anonymous: MORE MORE MORE MORE 1274643705231 Anonymous 1274651597333 Anonymous: 1274651878154 Anonymous: 1274653791255 pocket sorry to spoil ur party footfags 1274664951335 Anonymous: 1274678625409 Anonymous: 1274721002927 Anonymous: Why are the Anons sooo hot??? 1274722485973 Bubble: lol, get real, non of these girls have every heared of 4c or 4chan or even know chan is actualy a word. 1274723181689 Anonymous: ^ is it? 1274727000890 (show all comments) Anonymous: We stay Anons, because none of us are as sexy as all of us. 1274736771303 Anonymous: :/128326: 1274754205251 Anonymous 1274754247375 pocket: 1274755915449 Anonymous: MORE FEETS!!!!! 1274759498292 Anonymous: i hate surpise goatsees 1274759673801 Anonymous: ALL ANONS ARE STEVELEE THE FOOT FAGGOT! 1274777210595 Anonymous: 1274795051829 Anonymous: 1274795837146 Anonymous: mmmmmmmmm 1274812502130 RKB: 1274843844892 Anonymous: more please!!!!! mmmmmmmm wow! 1274900143445 Anonymous: !!!! 1274930108503 Anonymous: 1274940483199 Anonymous: 1274940960955 Anonymous: this is turnin out to be an EPIC thread! (O.O) 1274941050242 Anonymous: 1274941059297 Grimm: Hawtness 1274973869907 Anonymous: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmore! 1274988616600 Anonymous: so hot!!!!! 1275002674877 Anonymous: MOAR!!!! 1275075326593 SickNote 1275084095179 Anonymous: 1275087164884 Anonymous: 1275087210120 Anonymous: 1275091188508 Anonymous: mmmm 1275131401202 Anonymous: more more more 1275236660780 Anonymous: 1275242995884 Anonymous: 1275243043282 Anonymous: 1275249176101 Anonymous: 1275261738245 Anonymous: M-M-M-M-M-MORE!!!!!!! 1275277836816 Anonymous: 1275301435267 Anonymous: 1275301509467 Anonymous: 1275336209616 Anonymous: more please, k thx! 1275354359554 Anonymous: 1275378046601 Anonymous: 1275378114987 Anonymous: !!!!! 1275414789204 yetnotdead 1275416932334 Anonymous 1275448238679 kinganonymous: ^ Lolmao 1275449866945 Anonymous: MOAR 1275491533871 Whatchamacallit: 1275539456644 Anonymous 1275539549908 Anonymous: 1275539621426 Anonymous: MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1275539859247 Anonymous: ^ Agreed 1275580389287 pocket 1275586044268 Anonymous: ^ trollin ahoy 1275587096640 Anonymous: more baby 1275627435608 kinganonymous 1275629491208 Anonymous: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 1275676030753 Anonymous: more 1275716894491 Anonymous: 1275719078131 Anonymous: 1275719134746 Whatchamacallit: 1275719206904 Anonymous: mmmmm 1275762712215 Anonymous 1275764683375 Anonymous 1275765058772 Anonymous: more nice feets please 1275802585648 Anonymous: 1275803676630 Anonymous: 1275803706428 Anonymous: 1275804305462 Anonymous: ^ 'owlee mowlee. that last 1 nearly floored me! ...release da FEETZ. 1275812625883 the7rafe7: ooooO Ooooo ~ 1275835421153 Anonymous: eww 1275835529634 Anonymous: 8936, 1303, 6428 - Does anyone have more of this girl? With the blond hair and bright blue toes?? I would appreciate it! 1275845633111 Anonymous: more! 1275887767747 Anonymous: moire please 1275910501221 Anonymous: ^RKB give it a rest. I love feet but this is one of the worst threads ever: Where's the lulz? Op keeps posting as Anonymous to bump when you can turn fresh mode off, search feet and get yer tootsies there! This is like thrity effin' reposts in one! Great, now I just bumped it :( 1275919715801 Anonymous: ^ fag 1275930326785 Anonymous: MOOOOORRRREEEEEE 1275953384253 Anonymous 1275953591650 Anonymous 1275953607481 Anonymous: bump 1275987797539 Anonymous 1276016181309 Anonymous 1276017347635 Anonymous: mmmmmmm 1276058932158 Anonymous: needs more feets! 1276109837248 Anonymous: more damnit!!! 1276170585848 Anonymous: bump :) 1276227920245 Anonymous 1276233380156 Anonymous: anons got more! so post! 1276328651236 lordroy: I just dont get the feet thing... 1276344317436 Anonymous: more... 1276448223840 Anonymous: This is getting 2 b an interesting thread. 1276448793313 Redrocco: 1276448920789 Anonymous: more PRETTY feets 1276659199555 Anonymous: 1276661094529 Anonymous: moreeeeeeee 1277229703867 Anonymous: I'M FUCKIN ADDICTED TO FEET 1277239420702 Anonymous: pocket your a idiot, you can't ruin our mood with that anal image..nice try fag 1278756820635 RKB: They fucked this thread up when they deleted all the cute feet pictures. 1278759263192 the7rafe7: lulz they kept the butthole one nice 1278764807145 Anonymous: more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1279264396755 ElCapitan 1279270354148 ElCapitan 1279270418193 RKB 1279270605651 ElCapitan 1279270753436 ElCapitan 1279270767136 RKB 1279271047156 RKB 1279271113731 Anonymous: moreeeee 1280776892120 Anonymous: 1279270767136 1283189123129 Anonymous: bump... 1290431256191 BnSneky: all fuckable 1290431321997 Anonymous: 1290649301146 al: 1290649565663 Anonymous: nom nom nom! 1293010441884 Anonymous too much noms. need help. 1293010516239 Anonymous: *spills wine for deleted jpg's* 1293453098891 niggapleaz: LOL Anons FTW 1305360311176 Anonymous: Oops... Anybody got a tisue? 1308096301958 Anonymous: lol chan is a word? 1311895356343 Anonymous: ^ yeah why not? fuck the oxford dictionary, the only good words they give recognition to is bitch & bastard 1312465054998 MasterM: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/MasterM/609px-Rules_of_the_internet1.gif rules 29 and 37 apply 1312465184284 Quantum69 1361385074664 adamlanza: whats so special about feet? weirdos 1361639534335 Quantum69: ^FUCK YOU BITCH! 1361639617462 Greeft: I posted my ex-girlfriends feet... 1362201677847 Greeft: ...but when her new boyfriend opened the box I got arrested. 1362201703952 Anonymous: ^lol...you were so sweet to mail 'em back to her. 1362204002645 adamlanza: ^^^^no. you fuck yourself you bitch 1362252981310 Anonymous: Is 1583447656571 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: RKB ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/128087/FEMANONS_..._Post_Your_Feet_Please_!

c4c takes time off.. Whole board goes to hell

chan4chan (343) , c4c (16) , ITT (354)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://webpages.charter.net/xcatfoodx/c4c.png Info: PNG, 12 Kbytes (750x300) Added by: Redrocco (Jan 31, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Redrocco: there I said it 1264912646825 swiney: WOW redrocco I seriously could not agree with you more. Where the fuck has c4c gone, he has fuckn cleaned up fresh mode in practically a fckn month 1264912854757 santa: haha yeah 1264915951162 Bubble: it's fun, just more random shit you have to look thru... anyone noticed swineys back? he musta got released after he tryed to get over the boarder. 1264919625926 swiney: Bubble, I never left. I just didn't post in a while.... And now I'm on a postin spree 1264919791188 Anonymous: 1264922607692 Swiney: ^hey newfag, if u read the first article in the news on the frontpage it will tell you why that came up 1264922720157 Bubble: Who pissed in your poridge this morning?^ 1264923773128 Redrocco: I would go on a deletion spree but I'ld most likely get banned 1264945408201 Anonymous: try it^ 1264946302885 Redrocco: bumping this shit up, 'cause its still true 1266973024170 KarmaPickles: shhhh, he is god and he don't have time for this shit. wat we to do? 1266973448404 Redrocco: I dunno, I would go on a delteing spree but I fear the banhammer 1266977371326 Nicalicious: I know! I am waiting on the shit I posted to be sorted out. 1266978046980 (show all comments) BeaversNDucks: nearing 2 months 1266982226748 iprobablyhateyou: 1266993626552 KarmaPickles: Pay that 20 year old male britfag, Bubble, ?. $$$ to be a mod. let him be god, deleting reposts of reposts, borin, old lame shit things you'd ban, Mr chan4chan, sir. lmfao.....sorry. I hate that little America hatin fucker but he'd do a fine job, sir. or at least he would n't totally suck ass and never be here. 1)get some help, dawg 2)ad some $ makin ads, wtf? 3)??? 4)CASH 1266996546690 c4c: lol @ 'take time off' :-) I'd love that. 1266998656828 c4c: For the record, 2 month job, will finish in a week and then clean up and let YOU guys help out with titles / tagging. 1266998716608 BeaversNDucks: ^^Oh come on!! You know the damage that not doing maintenance on a regular basis has done. 1266999316317 KarmaPickles: You ARE our moot, sir. Bubbles is your love/hate, dawg. can he be you when you can't? 1267001496822 KarmaPickles: < i'm more newfag than newfag get's sir. fuck, free mods! Bubble, first one to sign up, hate that fucker but he deserves to help you and kick fuckin ass. 1267003025790 iprobablyhateyou: imo its just slightly annoying ... but bubble is typically spot on so he would make a good mod 126702601799 c4c: Grant everyone mod for objects in fresh mode? ;-) 1267034812609 Bubble: Thanks guys, i aint no amerifatfuckhater, i just hate that they think they are superior and WAR is the only way. Tolling is an art form. I guess so is gramer? So c4c, i have three votes? out of how many visitors a day? sup to you, u got's my e-mail, i know you ask us to tag, i hope some people do. 1267037495630 KarmaPickles: bump for epicnesss 1267097775107 Redrocco: ^^I tagg all the time, well not all the time but when I think of it 1267721739579 c4c: I'm back @ 20%. Meaning I don't have the time to develop the tagger / titler feature yet, but I do spend time on the site, clean up images, ban spammers, etc. By the end of the month I hope to have fresh mode separation down to a few days lag. 1267725220365 Redrocco: did your other project go well? 1267725296970 c4c: we'll see when i get paid :P otherwise yes. 1267725591499 Redrocco: lol the payday is always a good measure of how well it went. 1267725666534 Anonymous: gayness 1280031647330 Nickeh43: NO TIME OFF. EVER. 1282447195586 Nickeh43: Don't forget my command, c4c, or I'll start bumping this when you pull this shit! <3 1284853450604 dubist4chan: don’t say i don’t have a life outside 4chan, i quite frequently visit that rape site. and take a shit from my balcony on passing people as soon as the sun set 1290204170477 Lickathesplit: TNT steps in... 1290206316517 The Evil Twin: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! 1290329399636 Flarp: Site that is gift to us should not enslave the person that has given it to us 1290333630481 Anonymous: No, no, 2885... that's: "DO IT, FAGGOT!" 1299307319949 Anonymous: HE started chargin users to look at porn. When he had enough money, he took a vacation to go see Moot so they could laugh at the fools who did so when there is a whole internet dedicated to porn! 1299380974599 Anonymous: booomp 1386250343154 Anonymous: hes gone to 420ch. took his images and his 12year old rage attitude with him.check it out, its lika a ch4ch proxy nowadays 1386255509320 Anonymous: And all of Hell went to a board meeting. 1514037307331 Anonymous 1547951576338 Anonymous: 2800 days since fresh mode separation, coronavirus and worldwide financial meltdown looks like more than just the whole board is going to hell this time 1583128708246 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/88212/c4c_takes_time_off.._Whole_board_goes_to_hell

I WILL PRINT AND HANG ON A WALL ANY PICTURE ATTACHED TO A POST THAT ENDS IN 11

4chan (628) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1256050064829.jpg Info: JPG, 22 Kbytes (353x334) Added by: randyvanburen (Oct 20, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Pyro 1256062353491 Pyro: ^that was the wrong one 1256062420722 FalzeProphet: 1256065080826 FalzeProphet: 1256065118842 Anonymous 1256075979192 Pyro: 1256076435613 Pyro 1256076511811 Anonymous: lolol the mantrain wins! 1256080207345 Anonymous: mantrain FTW! 1256088548245 Pyro: Yes i picked the right one that time 1256088821546 FalzeProphet: Just make sure you put that where your mom can see it, faggot... LMAO 1256088848929 Hughbie: someone is certainly going to have a something to explain on their wall.... 1256089748787 Anonymous: 100 possibilities, winrar in 7 posts. Are you kidding me? This was meant to be. 1256094773996 Anonymous: Added by: randyvanburen (11 hours ago) <- sucks to be him? 1256094820411 (show all comments) Anonymous: lol^ double winrar 1256094883610 randyvanburen: DAMMIT PYRO! 1256097682106 randyvanburen: Luckily, OP won't deliver :D 1256097699499 Anonymous WHAT!#?!@?#!@ 1256099095486 FalzeProphet: ^ what he said 1256099391385 Pyro: oh ur sick respect has been drained 1256099482554 Pyro: 1256100002724 randyvanburen: fuck you all... I'll do it... 1256185100917 Pyro: post pic and respect will be restored and then some :) 1256185326600 randyvanburen: wait a minute... no one says something about posting the proof on here.... :D 1256186019438 Pyro: goddamnit loophole 1256186091173 randyvanburen: ^bwahahahahahahaha lol 1256217057462 Gonzo: no proof indeed. don't get too excited this is not 4 chan 1256746011340 Anonymous: this is not about 4chan. randy refuses to deliver :-( 1256747147221 randyvanburen: ^the fuck? I said hang a picture on the wall, not taking a picture after and put it in here.... 1256748076283 Anonymous: 'pics or it didnt happen' so deliver or GTFO 1256748223641 randyvanburen: ^Republican.... 1256748412799 Bubble: 'pics or it didnt happen' kina a rule everyone knows... u guna deliver? 1256749110676 Bubble: doesn't have to be your wall, it says "a wall", try get it hung in your local gallary? or just the local... 1256749190495 Anonymous: Waste of time, he just doesn't get it. It's simple: we kill the randy. Or at least not respond the next time he posts an ITT. 1256753844848 randyvanburen: ^ don't have a cam :'( 1256760979928 Bubble: camera? phone? cameraphone? 1256762497246 Pyro: Scanner? 1256772414855 ImaD00d: Webcam? - come on randy DONT FUCK THIS UP!! DELIVER!!!!! 1256790424457 Randy Why hello there children. 1256794007424 ImaD00d: ^NO GODDAMNIT!!! THE OTHER RANDY!!! THE REDNAME VANBUREN GUY!!! 1256800392523 Randy: ^Well excuuuuuuuse ME!^ 1256804619511 randyvanburen: oh will you just.... BE PATIENT!!.... I'll deliver... DAMMIT PYRO.... Who the hell is that Randy guy? 1256833612360 jim star: #2 on mantrain, wtf? why bother? pregnancy? 1256840503222 Randy Delivered!! 1256856963158 ImaD00d: Some fuckin' newfag 1256867508348 Pyro: God Randy has already made enimies 1256867606379 ImaD00d: I have no enemies, for I am my own worst one. 1256868308742 Pyro: my worst enemy is one i have yet to meet 1256868392311 randyvanburen: hmm.... where the fuck is my tylenol? 1256916326259 Jessica: I have no enemas either. I don't like that cold water shooting up my ass and then turning around and shooting out.......ENEMIES? .........DOH!!! ......sorry........never mind..........hangs head in shame and exits stage left...... 1256917391757 randyvanburen: ^oh god... I found that hot.... hai Jess! 1256917812599 Jessica: Hey randyvanburen!! How you doing? So what is this post all about? Enemas and enemies? Oh well......TGIF!!!!! 1256918457941 TASTYbacon: Weird shit from Randy lol. I like randyvanburen better . 1256923549507 randyvanburen: ^ thanks... I like you too ;) Hey Jess.... Here, I'm gonna post the proof to this shit, well, until I figure out the image emebeding to a post thingy.... DAMMIT TGICaturday!! 1256962952976 Hughbie: But how long is it going to take pride of place on your wall? 1256964334512 randyvanburen: ^ I didn't say when, didn't I? lol 1257487817729 Tznu: How do you post a pic? 1257488681505 Anonymous: And Randy get's it too. 1257574645711 4chansucks: well....did the homo put it on his wall or? 1257574922952 Bubble: FFFUUU i'll do it if he doesn't, lol, only joking, but i would if i was th OP, randyvan...? how long to print a picture? take photo? load it in, upload and submit? all in all about 5 minutes, it's been... fuck knows how many weeks nearly? 1257878767948 Anonymous: randyvanburen never follows through 1257925902733 ImaD00d: Come on now randy - we nevar forget.... 1257926884822 randyvanburen: eventually.... 1260499622272 Anonymous: DOOO EEEEEET 1261057450741 shineypeople: post me! and i will lol. 1271990640375 FIAL: Pic or it never happend 1274223312447 Amaranth: Well done, Sir Pyro. Get that man some fucking internets right nao! 1274702815664 Panatronic: Fuck the internets..give him weed instead! 1274703382394 Anonymous: fucking lol. 1274706009955 fap: how do i shot pic upload? too high and lazy to look it up 1276924096118 Anonymous: BAHAHAHAHAHA DO IT FAGGOT!!!! 1279267574611 ElCapitan ^^^^ 1279269743953 anonymous: Pyro owned all you sub-standard bitches... no frakin contest. GFG my fire lovin friend 1378819038769 Quantum69: ^ Seriously anon, you need to take his cock out your mouth, kid. 1378820886455 Anonymous: Where da fuck is pyro? Maybe we need to create a wheredafuckispyro cartoon 1378821243890 Furore23: ^ Pyro is died. 1378821863312 Anonymous: ^what? Of a weed overdose! 1378821907447 Anonymous: Little fucker never delivered 1378822315105 ASS GOBLIN: QUEERS, SICKEST ANIMALS ON EARTH 1379754882343 NeedThatPic: where's the cock-punch original? 1379864736422 Khalthar: Put the pic on the wall of a Church and post the pic of it being there! Then you will have some SERIOUS respect from all of us... well those that aren't Christfags! 1445221301130 samegag: print the mantrain niga, as promise 1447056100168 Tai Lopez: Yea print it and put it on your principal office motherfuckr 1510025959101 Kill and die: 1514704180430 Anonymous: He didn't say _which_ wall! It could be your wall! 1514888476142 Demi lovato 1520790217712 Anonymous: 10 years later and OP STILL hasn't delivered... 1580591527353 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/61476/I_WILL_PRINT_AND_HANG_ON_A_WALL_ANY_PICTURE_ATTACHED_TO_A_POST_THAT_ENDS_IN_11

GIRLS: POST PICS OF YOUR FEET IN THIS THREAD

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1266553498628.jpg Info: JPG, 114 Kbytes (800x800) Added by: stevenlee (Feb 19, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse SexKiller: Jerry took her out to the garage where he beat her, then strangled her. Brudos then sent his family out for hamburgers so he could play with her body. He dressed her up like a doll in the clothes he had been collecting over the past few years. He then cut off her left foot and put it in the freezer. Her body was dumped in the Willamette River.. He then cut off her left foot an 1266558376821 SexKiller: ladies? 1266558394141 KarmaPickles 1266559591332 SexKiller: Very sexy! 1266560670671 Anonymous: tits or gtfo 1266947752953 Anonymous: Kids feet 1292659936516 Anonymous: Little girl feet 1292659976937 Anonymous: There are no girls on chan4chan. (T__T) Just guys fapping. 1292663077102 Anonymous: Phail 1299371595399 Boa Hancock: What do I get in return? 1299558383883 Aganonymous: img:http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-07-17/1247824539347.jpg 1299559312446 JewFag ^welcome aboard kind sir. please, let me show you to your seat 1299586586521 Anonymous: Son, i am unregretfully inform you that your thread is infected with FAIL. May i kindly request that you now GTFO! 1311895505140 Anonymous: hey we all must lestin to goods from any where they are . and let them taik loud . with out curse any body, mistake happen 1350661123653 (show all comments) Anonymous: good people,s must hang who make a big mistake in a common yard/ no 4 evil grow between 1350661703452 Quantum69: FAIL'D THREAD! 1363873665586 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: Quantum69 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/93484/GIRLS:_POST_PICS_OF_YOUR_FEET_IN_THIS_THREAD

Childhood piss stories

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1264448184912.png Info: PNG, 5 Kbytes (344x198) Added by: Anonymous (Jan 25, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Pyro: I pissed on my cousin when we were 4. We had to share a bed cos the extra guest bed had dirty engine parts on it and we fell asleep watchin tv and i woke up to her punching me in the back 1264669149863 Pyro: Then we got high and passed out on the floor around 3 or 4 am 1264669902934 PUSSYDESTROYER: childhood because there were engine parts in the bed thread. 1264725380453 Pyro: my uncle was workin on his piece of shit bike 1264745027726 KarmaPickles: The Creator is a sick fuck that will fap to this. Be very vivid for him, mmmkay? 1264746944567 Terrorist Hunter: Was little boy on Vac. with Fam. @ Carlsbad Caverns (big fucking Caves) was like 2 stories above tour group below and had to pee bad so went on the wall pee was splashing on people below tour guide told them it was Condensation..I was LOL 1264764499366 ghostoftime: I pissed in my sisters easy bake oven......the smell when turned on was intense. 1264764557686 Anonymous: pissed off my balcony onto my neighbor once. 1266603720819 ManChowder: I tickled my younger sister 'till she pissed herself. Then I licked her dirty panties when no one was around. 1271163373713 Anonymous: sneezed and triggerd the tri factor snot, shit and piss 1271513913475 Aalfred666: I was in a Service Merchindice store and sega genisis (sonic2 was on a playable display) had just came out i think iwas 9y/o at the time and i didnt want anyone else to play but i had to PISS so i pissed right in my pants and left a puddle. one of the workers came up to clean my piss and all i did was move out of his way and i kept playing. 1272179942663 Anonymous: Was at a festival, finished my beer, pissed in the bottle, threw it into the crowded and LOLed hard till i nearly feel over! 1272196601950 Anonymous: Got locked up in the closet by mom's fucked up boyfriend. Eventually had to piss. Took a shit as well. Next day I smashed his windshield with a hammer. Fuck yea. 1272197395410 Anonymous: pissed on your mom last night 1273663409755 (show all comments) Anonymous: i was at the beach once and i pissed in the water 1273685722214 CerealKiller: i peed in my toy box. it stunk after a while. 1273714126673 Anonymous: Two girls from down the street (from a VERY xtian family) used to love to watch me piss. 1274900498513 Anonymous: childhood...i pissed my car last saturday night 1274905197620 sqwrrl: In the toilet. 1275040030227 the7rafe7: it was my first day of pre school at recess and all the boys were trying to look up my skirt so i brought the cutest one, he also looked the oldest, up to the top of the slide and lifted my skirt up and pulled my little panda panties off and he stuck two fingers inside me and started to move them up and down... so deep and i squirted my piss and it went down the slide and i began to cry and he ran 1275041044401 Anonymous: I pissed as a child. 1275103683497 Anonymous: ;p; 1275789546880 ElCapitan: this one time my little sister ratted out my porn collection, so I went to the backyard where she was swimming in the pool and I pissed on her head. (nevermind the hose pipe next to me) 1275790699743 Anonymous: i made my gf piss in my mouth all the time :) 1284747393571 Clownichter: Yea ive given random females a golden shower before 1284756388113 jhenry922: my two sisters,me and one female cousin used to play in my treed yard. it was too much trouble to go inside to pee so we'd just go outside by a tree, later we peed on some pavement and called it glowing piss trails. all those girls are stupid adults now (2 druggies, one just retarded) FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU to think I used to fuck one of them jhenry922 at hotmail dot com 1288047049756 MarkMonkey: Pissed in my toybox for some reason... 1290034530630 Hellcat1138: my 2nd gf wanted me cock but had to piss so bad, as i peed in the tolit she held it and i go so hot and hard after i finished she need to go and i tryed to walk away , she licked and suck my cock while she peed and i came so hard and a lot she go off just blowing me and peeing gawd it was the best but never again and she is a heart breaking bitch 1290035146534 Anonymous Girl: @jhenry922 - North Vancouver ? - I know who you are. You have a monkey scrotum. 1290035816753 D.J.: once at a park in the winter, i had to piss but the bathrooms were all locked. the 5 girls i was with told me to go behind a tree and write my name in the snow cuz they wanted to see. So i signed my name in very good cursive, took a picture and showed them. i never thought piss would be so amazing to these 5 girls. 3 went to go check out the real spot! 1292316929518 Anonymous: Got out out of bed late at night to take a leak (the usual: walk into bathroom then pee). Woke up at friends house. Discovered I drenched their refrigerator in piss (the "usual" was all a dream). 1292319517370 Bellevue: When I was in primary school an australian aboriginal girl (classmate, derp) stood at the entrance to the classroom, spread her legs and proceeded to piss all over the threshold. Not sure if she was marking her terriroty or just had a strong objection to learning? 1292328454798 Lickathesplit: When i went with my uncle to a soccer stadium, a guy from the opposite team pissed on our fans, afterworths he climbed in the lightmast and had to stay there for untill 2 hours after the game.. 1292336364539 Cat funt: Once I was really drunk and staying at a mates house. Went to use the toilet and turns out I was pissing on my mate and his girlfriend while they were in bed. Even funnier thing is that when my mate gets drunk he pisses the bed and his gf was getting fed up with piss stained bed sheets. 1292339333793 Bellevue: ^LOL 1292418379690 Anonymous:   ▲   1292421907902 Focktor: cccc 1292421916226 Anonymous: ▲ ▲ 1292421919947 rustproof: ^fail 1292611962630 Greeft: Once when I was 9, at about 3.17 in the afternoon, I think it was a Thursday or maybe a Tuesday, not sure but the day began with a "T", I had a piss. 1292659486399 Flarp: When I was a little kid, my sister tortured me, and went a bit overboard. She's 12 years older than me; so c'mon, right? Well, she was drawing bathwater. And, when she left the room for a second, I took a nice big healthy piss in it. Bitch... 1292679277125 Anonymous: I was outside peeing on a tree and Suzy came over from next door and asked "Can I hold it for you while you go?" 1292692363551 Anonymous: I pissed on myself smells bad 1292733887878 Anonymous: Woke up in the middle of the night and pissed in the fridge once. Whoops. 1292824543722 Blargh: Lol 1293461007425 Burrgeezy: not really childhood but piss on a nun when I was drunk one time 1293461081521 Mankind Sucks: I had my first GF piss in my mouth. Another time I was plowing her and she said to stop cause she had to pee - but I kept at it and she pissed everywhere while I came in her. Good times. 1293473682456 Anonymous: One ti!me i pissed in a lego then took shots of that shiAt! 1293484298739 Weed: Ask your sister. 1293484387967 YuLiekPicturz I drink piss on a regular basis 1293484476732 Jhenry922: you got it. I used to go Sutherland. God what a dump of a school. Anyone remeber that retarded math teacher who came to school stoned? FFFUUU To think I got a one-day suspension for that 1295908820536 Feefdoodle: i used to piss in the corner of my basement cause i was lazy 1297058387759 InjectableMonster: I have some adult ones. 1297140913730 Anonymous: i still piss on myself while im in the bath 1298249554876 Anonymous: I work at a wendys. Lets just say that hundreds og people have eaten my piss cause i piss in the chili everyday. LOL whatever u do dont order the chili cause im sure im not the only one. 1298259310622 Grave: I pissed 1298272763902 ANNONAMOOSE: i used to have a really tight foreskin, so when i pissed it balloned up and i used it as my party trick everytime i was in the bathroom with friends etc at school. 1302645694621 Anonymous: pissed in the oven once...the resultant piss cloud stunk up the whole house!!!! 1302645810321 Tattoos: I was at a party at a motorcycle clubhouse and some stupid bitch passed out in the toilet with her pants around her ankles and her ass in the air. Every guy who went in there pissed on her. She was drenched with piss and cum when she woke up hours later. 1302646623627 Anonymous: once i peed in my grandma's basement from upstairs and my mom got realy mad.. i was 5 1302950172843 Captngeetch: The old NY Yankees stadium had troughs in the mens room...i was 6 and the lip was about shoulder height...so when you look left or right, younwere staring at a dick...I get flashbacks every time i used a public toilet at a sporting event 1302970692833 Anonymous: I pissed on your face, and it became a popular fetish video in Japan 1302975803525 Caesar: If you want your child to STOP wetting the bed, tell them to avoid bathrooms in dreams. It seems silly, but this is the mental REM key which will unlock this function, I promise you. 1302987737117 Anonymous: I was in catholic school as a 4 year old for pre-school. There was a guy with the last name Pee, so one day we were both in the bathroom urinals at the same time, I told him, "HEY YOUR LAST NAME IS PEE!!!" So I turn to him mid pee stream and unload all over his face. It was an epic win. 1303018129959 Anonymous: ^Pwn. 1304397240609 Anonymous: my uncle used to make me piss on his asshole 1305341395663 Korzo: The family was at an exclusive swimming park in CT. I told my dad I had to pee. He said go in the water... so I did... by walking in to knee-depth, dropping my trunks and spraying an arc of piss amongst the rich folk playing in the shallows. Dad was too busy laughing to do anything about it, and my mom was too mortified. I always wondered why mom never took us there again. 1305342079896 Anonymous: A few years ago i pissed in the stove while it was going hot, piss ivaporated and smelled funny 1305349243318 ScrotumLips: I remember the first time I pissed in the shower with a boner, I found I was able to piss in my mouth like a water fountain, I later showed this "trick" to my sister and she was distraught that she couldn't do it... but I got to see her try :D 1306892441280 MrPerspective: I stopped needing diapers quite sooner than the average baby. Fascinating story, isn't it? :-P 1306901210145 Anonymous: Onnce when my little cousin was 8 and I was 10, she took off her shorts, leaving her panties on, and peed right in front of me. She thought it was really funny and had to go the rest of the day in wet panties. She slept over that night and still nobody knew about the yellow, wet spot in the crotch of her plain white Cotten panties. We shared a bed and she showed me her pussy and let me lick her. 1364114175342 Anonymous: pissed from the top of the stairs once on to my 8 year old cousin below 1364164752983 luvbald: love to have those pissy panties from the 8 yr old to suck, just got some from a mates 2 daughters 1539575178931 Anonymous: One time in the lake...dick shame 1539797051128 Anonymous: i was about 10 pissed on my cousin from the landing as she went down to the next floor. Dont know why I did it, just seemed the right thing to do at the time. She wasn't too pleased. 1541336342943 Anonymous: ^Then at least, you were an asshole. That's why you did it! Would you do it now? 1541351520646 luvyung: i love taking off my my nieces training pants and licking pee tasting pussy 1541559905343 Anonymous: I pissed on my 10yo female cousin when I was 10. I was dared to by her older sister. My 10yo cousin had just been dared to get naked. 1575241990818 Anonymous: ^Yeah, and then you woke up from pissing your pants. 1575925372353 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Bj16ops ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/86683/Childhood_piss_stories

Most people can't do even simple maths: 1-2+3=?

math (51) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1272084535734.png Info: PNG, 24 Kbytes (600x400) Added by: Anonymous (Apr 24, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: potato 1272092911831 Stalker: -4 1272096461759 cebollo: magnets 1272096610493 Pyro: Akbar 1272100819622 the7rafe7: GAY PEOPLE 1272102169218 Anonymous: 2 1272116959174 darkstan: ^High time. Which is ironic, in a way, given the cloud of weed smoke surrounding my head. 1272122261750 Stalker: My university taught the + operations performed before the - operations. Guess the correct answer depends on where you went to school. 1272122737398 Reaxus: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288 1272127792352 Anonymous: 6 1272209000628 Anonymous: Battery Low 1272210777119 Anonymous: P E M D A S , parens () exponants ^x, multiplication *, division /, addition +, subtraction 1272237396633 Anonymous: P E M D A S , parens () exponants ^x, multiplication *, division /, addition +, subtraction - 4 1272237426123 Greeft: 2.71828182845904523536 1272238136765 (show all comments) Anonymous: 4 derp 1273797569716 AlienNation: I am a math nerd. What is this faggotry? 1273797809273 cheesecake: Eggs 1273840332344 Anonymous: +2 1273840695837 Anonymous: WRF, stalker? I hope your memory is wrong because this isn't university level math and if your university taught you this, you need a refund. If it was 1 - 2 x 3 you would do the multiplication first. But not simple adding and subtracting. All you have to remember is if a number is added or subtracted. When you isolate them you've got (+)1, -2 and +3. And this gives you a total of 2. Always. 1274053649468 Anonymous: In other words: 1minus 2 is -1 plus 3 is 2. Or 1 plus 3 is 4 minus 2 is also 2. Or minus 2 plus 3 is 1 plus 1 is also 2. Always 2. As long as you remember that 1 and 3 are positive and 2 is the only negative. Never ever do this: 1 - (2+3) = 1 - 5 = -4. That's wrong and it should be wrong in all schools. 1274093384201 Anon: 2 (Positive) 1274118878384 balder: its +2 1274129624325 Anonymous: addition and subtraction or multiplication and division are solved in the order that they appear 1274131291892 Anonymous: ^+2 1274131350525 Anonymous: 3.1415 1274140335403 Anonymous: eem 1-2+3=boxy ? 1274194131401 Anonymous: addition and subtraction ( or multiplication and division) can be solved in any order - it should always give the same result. -2 is the same as adding 1274200193152 Anonymous: PI 1274340310647 Anonymous: 42 1274340322800 bodowg: it's 2 assclowns 1274386078507 -.-: ^thx for the update Cpt. Obvious (studying math I guess..?) 1274463723325 Anonymous: banana? 1274465986981 Anonymous: 1-2+3-4+5-6+7-...=??? 1274481201449 Andres333: 2 ????? o fuck i'm fffucking wrong !!!! cheat!!! crap!!!! why i'm always wrong?!?!?!!! 1274482171855 fap: nigger 1277245045628 Anonymous: 2 II two, dos, zwei, due, deux, etc 1277246709515 Anonymous: so fucking close, wait a minute...... frying chiken!? 1277269962904 Anonymous: 222222222222222222222222222222222222 1277358771921 Limerick: Addition and subtraction go left to right. The same goes for multiplication and division. 1277367727747 Anonymous: = your mother 1277454075812 cybersinner: negative 4 1277491830911 Bun: eleventy + 2 = zero 1277494264700 ThelemicMage: how could you not get 2 in a half second? 1277550048582 ambitious guy: It's fucking 2 1277563665780 Anonymous: ya its 2 1277589845692 Anonymous: ya its 2 lol kinda relieved i didn't get it wrong 1277589879484 Anonymous: -4 ПЕРВЫМ ДЕЙСТВИЕМ ПРОИСХОДИТ СЛОЖЕНИЕ А УЖ ПОТОМ ВЫЧИТАНИЕ 1277595469426 DarwinFuckMuslims: I think Jean-Claude Vandamme could resolve it. 1277595556521 Flarp: 42. It's the answer to everything. 1277597099798 GoinForSpeed: the math problem itself is flawed, should be (1-2)+3=2 or 1-(2+3)=-4 1277604397277 Anonymous: lets rewrite this. +1-2+3 =, now we can pair dis shit up, so its -2+4, flip it to make it more neat, 4-2, now lets see...o rite its fucking 2! 1277644006669 Furore23: I wish that I could be a potato. But I don't have the math. 1277644462861 Anonymous: 1 -2 +3 = ? .. ? Is the question :D.. This is a Therm 1277666793117 Anonymous: 3. 1-2=0. Add 3= 3 1277756142634 Armistice: -254,42 1277757700934 Limerick: Check your work by changing the 1-2 to 1+(-2) 1277773688293 Flarp: Hair π 1277779428220 Anonymous: The radius of the sun 1277799240911 Anonymous: ^^ Fuckin n00b meaint diamater... j00fagg && whhaaaattt 1277805000336 Anonymous: ans= 2 1282319765925 Zombi: How come you don't know the answer then? Fail... 1282479947297 ShitskinKiller: Only retards & niggers don't understand that the answer is 2. 1282480503426 Anonymous: ima nigger and i got it right its 4 1282480735273 Anonymous: 4 1286572225331 Anonymous: papaya 1286572365688 Anonymous: It's negative -4 you asshats. You add, then subtract. 1286618213736 American: i m peryt sure itis 8!!11!!1 1286661412158 Paraguay: MATH ERROR 1286931353241 Anonymous: 1-2 = -1 => -1+3 = 2 1286934628646 Anonymous: TA TA TA TA TWO!!!!!!! 1286937066474 Anonymous: Your all stupid, it's 27 1290707481554 Anonymous: it is 2. Add and Subtract take the same priority, so they would be done from left to right. 1290717270677 Doyousmell: Most people can't EVEN DO simple English, failwagon 1290717439865 Anonymous: I guess..... 14... 1290717598596 Anonymous: whats half / eight quik no calculator 1294630623534 Anonymous: eight / half = 4 1294630763964 Anonymous: ^^ you would think that but .5 goes into 8 16 times trick question 1294630949932 rock: the answer is always 42..to everything (refer Hitchhikers guide) 1294631123335 Burrgeezy: infinity 1294631175628 Greeft: The answer is two trolls Ah ha ha. 1294634495414 Merrimon: HELL, BOOBS, HELLO BOOBS 1294636101651 Anonymous: 11 1294637306291 Anonymous: over 9000 1294642440399 Anonymous: Google says 2! 1294656118813 leashedHATE: 19 1294660830897 paraSol: well yeh. i reckon it equals a question mark too tbh 1294660950146 Anonymous: P E D O S === Product, Exponent, Division, Ordinate, Subtraction 1294668703295 sadeghol: answer is 2 im masterpease 1294689009799 Anonymous: 2 fuckers 1294689261390 Anonymous: maths???? 1294691920413 MrSandynigger: -0 1295008229760 beef curtains: 4 bodmas 1295034063981 uriar: 10 1295034334414 Anonymous: 2 because you have to do it from left to right 1295036956417 Anonymous: damn it i hate new math 1295037133356 Anonymous: 2 period... 1295037150495 Sparty: 6 u faggots 1295548721582 yoshi: 2 plox 1295548824982 AvAL: K. 1295548843626 yoshi: heheh, new meme 1295548880545 XENU: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=909&q=1-2%2B3&aq=f&aqi=g1&aql=&oq= 1295548921566 Anonymous: its 2 you fuckin half brained amerifags! 1295610747340 balder: 2 you fail at maths! 1295672028294 Anonymous: Most AMERICAN people can't do even simple math, It is 2 1298136587653 Anonymous: a-b+c... duh.. don't you retards know the song... 1298136735623 Anonymous: maths, plural 1298161012317 Lochcelious: And the forums exploded... 1298351910257 Anonymous: One white is attacked by to niggers, and three more niggers join the beating 1298738690738 Anonymous: -4 where's my fucking prize? 1298745880766 Weed: Disappointment. 1298763257263 Anonymous: THERE ARE NO CALCULATORS IN MY ROOM 1298768814715 Anonymous: 2... 1298861942483 Nono7000: 3,14159265 1298911837600 Anonymous: Also BIDMAS Bracet, Indicies... etc etc 1301164675342 sadeghol: 100 and etc 1301188960177 Anonymous: for fuck sake 1301195466621 Don Tovaryshch: 4, pemdas rule. 1301200179885 Anonymous: 2 elementery jackass 1301210510438 Anonymous: 665 1305557847382 gov'na: 2 + 2 = 5 1305662485366 djh123: 106 1314595375242 fourChanfour: Pussy Eaters Masturbate Daily At Sundown 1314674095177 Anonymous: i want to cry ITS 2 GET A CALCULATOR 1314679020690 anonymous: wow people... 1314687908811 Anonymous: a tree 1314697273885 Nono7000: 2 positive 1314804225861 HWood: EMC2 or H2O ? rite ?? 1314812454182 Anonymous: Battery low..... 1317394811806 HWood: potato? rite?? 1317403083338 Anonymous: 2 --> from left to rightaaaaaaaaand calculator says so 1317403974750 Anonymous: -4??? 1317427879556 Anonymous: Only Amerifags would get this wrong. 1317427915893 Anonymous: = NIGGER 1317431374513 Anonymous: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!! 1317449202346 m4k3k3: -2+2 1317521851119 Uncle Harvey: My Dear Aunt Sally = Minus, Decimals, Always divide, Show your work 1317531844959 ImYourMomBIATCH: =2 1317558074419 BnSneky: 666 1317559221437 Anonymous: tomptato / / ( . ) ( , ) \ \ 1317586022876 Anonymous: the answer is 2 u morons 1341891672327 ethelred: I used logarithms and got -3.999999482100472645 1341903958506 NotSoMuchAnonymous: I give up on retarded americunts..... Jeeez. 1341905125494 Hughbie: Is it cottage pie? 1341905584510 Anonymous: moot point depends if you are doing this sequentially, or using a standard calc or using a sci calc or using the general rules of x and div happen first. Basically open to interpretation tho personally as default id say linear, so answer is +2 1341935705470 Anoman: 1-2 = -1 --> -1+3 = +2 1341964279294 Smeggy: pepsi 1342261208898 Maelsthur: easy +2 1342322661215 Spartak: no need it 1342356167169 Cae211: question mark? 1342393252601 Mota: And Luke. And John. And... 1342393578918 eyedol: balls 1358625290267 Anonymous: 7.8 1358646310397 Quantum69: 3.142 1359628827852 Anonymous: divide by zero 1360106815225 Anonymous: 1 cucumber minus 2 bananas plus 3 whores = gangbang 1360168861782 Anonymous: Gabe Newell 1360188838771 Anonymous: answer is 2 1360190866118 STDrepository: It's MATH not maths. British people, use your shitty British English in your paki infested dump of a country. On the internet we speak American. 1360219365101 Anonymous: Irrelevant how many people got it right, I thing OP made his point... 1360223734582 Greeft: 2-5+6/7x8 people got it right. 1361505395101 Anonymous: The answer is 34, that's the rule! 1554494127268 ethelred: I was over halfway down before I got to Anonymous posting "nigger" Did his mother forget to wake him up? 1554513800473 The Original Spoon: Elton John's poop. 1555522577798 Anonymous: M-O-O-N that spells 2 1555803164962 Anonymous: = my favorite age, pussy feels and tastes good but she can't tell 1559947493181 Anonymous: Obvious 34 is obvious 1574980316557 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: SLAVE45 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/116206/Most_people_can't_do_even_simple_maths:_1-2+3=?

Even though I say I don't give a fuck what you think, I actually do.

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/4728/96627509.png Info: PNG, 7 Kbytes (400x300) Added by: Anonymous (Jul 20, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Moongrim: Just enough to get me laid that is 1279581819393 Anonymous: NO... I actually DON'T... not one little bit... 1279582508645 Anonymous: I LOVE having dicks RAMMED in my ass on a saturday night. btw im that guy ^ 1279584262419 Mesmerus: It's true... 1281016794404 crackerkiller5: not me, i really DONT give a fuck 1281390295538 pancake: Nevermind... 1285343606142 YuLiekPicturz: hmm well it really depends who says what.. but usualy i really dont give a damn 1285441116566 Twinchlian: I think Heineken said it best: You are no less than the trees; the stars... You have a right to be here. 1285446293146 sickfuck88: i REALLY don't give a fuck 1290022016541 BnSneky: no i dont either 1290022077393 ivorylc: i just can't give a fuck, otherwise i'd kill myself because of the criticism i receive.. damn, i have big mouth 1294927390356 Anonymous: a chan with IM? 1426937261499 ethelred: I give a fuck any time I'm lucky enough 1568019033609 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/137903/Even_though_I_say_I_don't_give_a_fuck_what_you_think,_I_actually_do.

THANK YOU MASTER

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1323450813002.jpg Info: JPG, 94 Kbytes (946x798) Added by: Anonymous (Dec 9, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: HA, now we're talking...... 1323467678302 Anonymous: i think i've seen this before 1323467765230 Quantum69: lol that's more liek it, google AIPAC, nuff said 1323472376639 Anonymous: As A Wyatt Mann one observed "With jews you lose" 1323472731961 MrSandynigger: FIXED 1323477906165 Anononymous: lol yeah, fucking AIPAC at work 1323481427480 FogFlogger: it is arguable that the other version was just pure trolldom. but this one hits the nail square on the head! 1323482211549 DonJoe: wtf is this shit 1323483294591 Anonymous: ^ it's called jewish lobbyism. and there are still people who believe it's nothing but conspiracy theories. 1323485502180 Anonymous: Bernanke does not approve 1323487660401 d3ejmz: yeah this is accurate. sure glad i fired the gubmint! 1323487723734 Moongrim: As opposed to what? Eating Muslim shit? We're not dhimmis! 1323533696939 Anonymous: accurate pic is accurate 1323966729508 HanoverRed 1323974527472 (show all comments) Anonymous: seems legit! 1324000271575 Anonymous: if it was only shit the U.S. are being served by the jews.... 132400211999 Anonymous: fat shit eater needs more european flags, european gouvernments are jewshit eaters as well 1324055362664 lolcopta: isn't it israel getting monny from the u.s.? 1324474520101 Moongrim: And Palestine gets bankrolled by the rest of the Muslim world. 1324478730466 Anonymous: ^ bullshit. there is no "muslim world" - there are shiits, sunnits, dipshits etc. no unity. only if you're stupid enough to unite them like the Doubya administration or the fucking israelis did. 1324674039825 Anonymous: new york's famous kosher matzoh sausage. 1324837888595 Anonymous: ^^ it's not stupidity. the western world's belief in a both strong and insane muslim world and israel's self-portrayal as a western democratic isle in a sea of muslim savageness is crucial for the western countries' enormous support of israel. 1343925058354 Anonymous: Ha!, ameritards got owned by those kikes on 9/11 1343971237711 insidejob: ^ their power is practically global, except for middle east hence the current destruction going on. 1344001217963 Anonymous: true story 1346543383230 Anonymous: Let's tell the kikes that we'll back them up if they attack Iran ... then do nothing, sit back, eat popcorn and watch how Iran and Russia obliterate the filthy kikes. 1346546019146 Anonymous: jew did 911! 1346568768208 Anonymous: Way to bend over Obama... 1346812489225 wikiquote: "I know what America is. America is a thing you can move very easily, move it in the right direction. They won't get in our way." Benjamin Netanyahu 1346837524654 Anonymous: I thought MFX did only girl scenes ?! 1346850034501 Anonymous: ^ma bad, there are some with trannies as well... 1346852430680 Anonymous 1350327123534 Vitali187: why do you give your taxmoney to israel dear americunts ? 1353224556580 Anonymous: " As opposed to what? Eating Muslim shit?" How about eating NO shit. Worked well for whites for thousands of years! No fighting for the Israeli kikes, no taking in Millions of gibbering brown subhuman animals because liberal Jews and their shabbos goy liberal puppets want to breed whites out of existance. 1353386665947 Anonymous: still better than Oreo 1360880231581 RKBsVagina: just imagine, hitler did kill all jews. who would you blame for your fail of life? 1360954291950 Anonymous: ^ by "fail of life" you mean the obviously fucked up world financial system (incl "crisis") and the many dead US soldiers from all those wars against countries israel feels threatened by? 1360960188185 adamlanza: sad but true, if only hitler was here today 1361641472792 Anonymous: ^ if hitler was here today, the GB, U.S. etc. governments would still choose to sell their nations' health and their peoples' future to the jews and weigh in for their kike masters. 1361674279185 muHAMmad: Subhuman Jews should be killed off 1361846158501 more ham - mad? now imagine all our european puppet regimes standing at the bottom end of this chain. the original 'human centipede' ! 1361849488283 Kol Nidre seems legit 1364584867446 Bulbasaur111919: Bah, you're all on here making out that Jews are tight! This is photographic evidence that they like to share. 1364595470628 M'Teeyone-Michell: YO CRACKAS BE SAYIN DAT JOOS BE SUM TIGHT FELLAS - NO TRU NO TRU, DA LAST JOOSH BUTT I HAD ME WAS LOOOSE AS MY MAMMA'S BITCHCUNT AFTA HAVN SHAT OUT LADEESHA, ROODEESHA, LATEESHA, CHAMPANIA, DIOR-DORMAINE, DORMAT-SHEEBOONIUS AND MAHSELF BITCHES! 1364635723577 Anonymous: CRACKAZ BEEZ LOVIN DA JEW COCKZ LIKE NIGGAZ BEEZ LOVIN KFC FO REAL! 1364636076178 Quantum69: ^^ ^ FUCKING LOL!!! 1364636719631 Anonymous pissrael needs more gay muslim buttsecks 1368432818115 Anonymous: All of them, in fact, the lowest grossing Harry Potter movie. Here are analysts' ideas on how this should be done, causing the two to clash in hilarious ways. Ting vows to find and rent some of your favorite sitcom due to some unavoidable meeting. Well qualified is the benefit of getting your movies fated for the internet online services. 1372494884452 Anonymous 1381408541149 Anonymous: Fucking americunts. 1413301520811 Anonymous: I hate Jews and they are supposedly proof of god but i'm sure they are proof of the devil remember the talmud existed 2000 years before Mein Kampf 1430537081586 Anonymous: Guy eating ass should have an orange combover 1567411374561 obadiah: Can't see amything wrong with Jewish people - I fucked a luscious Jewish girl when I was 17 1567415190417 Anonymous: Finally, 1567504080985 Quantum69 1567511119143 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Quantum69 ) , hated by 1 (last: my99Busa ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/197587/THANK_YOU_MASTER

That Thread is full of NEWFAGS - POST PICS OF Cacti

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1253988803651.jpg Info: JPG, 12 Kbytes (268x364) Added by: donaldd (Sep 26, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse donaldd: pink panther ............ al my youth 1254500143832 TASTYbacon 1254500348811 Anonymous cac-cac-cac 1254503055856 ImaD00d OK 1254509696294 Anonymous: 1 1254526671388 DutchGuy o hai guys what's going on in this thread 1254527738904 Pyro Ah love 1254527933406 BeatsOnLosers: Pics of cacti. 1254537510862 BeatsOnLosers: My mouth is full of my mothers shit mmmm. Daddy will be home in half an hour to give me a goodnight rimjob. I can't wait to ejaculate on his eardrums . Talk about Irony.......... 1254545083692 ImaD00d: fap fap fap... 1254546035742 BeatsOnLosers: What the fuck? Dude, stop fuckig stealing my name. It's not even funny. It never was. 1255034864233 BeatsOnLosers: HA HA HA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS! 1255035860800 BeatsOnLosers: If you really have nothing better to do other than pretend to be me, you seriously need a fucking life. 1255288136752 literalka: wtf dutchguy 1255289555763 (show all comments) Beats0nLosers: Oh! problem solved, faggots. What now? 1255381523221 Anonymous: Now stop bumping it and use it when appropriate. Duh. 1255381608985 Beats0nLosers: No wait, it looks better in black. Oh well, back to sucking big fat floppy donkey dick! 1255578463826 Beats0nLosers: What the fuck... 1255646113852 Beats0nLosers: My dad totaly just came on my face. Oh no now he's fingering my bum ARRRHHHn fjvnvknrhe 43h4r9t5g5gjv fv rvds dsdanmf vx fd fedjuef 1255647230933 Pyro 1255647490635 Beats0nLosers DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 1255647834568 Beats0nLosers: Okay, enough of this shit. My name looks better in red, I'm not posting here without having my name in red, this faggot^ isn't me, and I'm straight, damnii! 1255729202938 Beats0nLosers YUMMY 1255738197514 Anonymous: ok dude hes right thats not really funny 1255902165585 Anonymous: ^FAGGOT^ 1255908892915 Zinc: cacti :D 1259173153453 Anonymous: i loled @ the fake BeatsOnLosers... any version is better than the real one 1259176706319 SickNote OUCH 1259181557158 Hughbie: ouch? 1259188514240 Pyro: Ouch indeed 1263196994330 Samps Whoops, too much cacti? 1263386956433 Beats0nLosers: i wonder if my dick will get harder from my mum or dad 1264125086207 StickyBuns: ^ murdered this thread 1266290908571 Thanatoxin: who likes icecream? 1266339387358 Hughbie: ^HUH? DUDE....BeatsOnLosers just trashed this thread.....like he just gave us all an enema with his comments... 1266341054711 Hughbie: AND to make it worse....I have NOT posted a cacti pic here.....now this alone is just not good...... 1266341163379 Hughbie so well swinging here come...fuck you all...and I hope this twat smacks himself in the head.... 1266342866929 kinganonymous: ^ Lolmao! High-five, 1266397365373 Furore23: Bump for epic thread. Will it revive or simply zombify? 1302883698520 darkstan You might find this hard to believe, but this is the first time I've ever seen this. (How the fuck is that possible?) Epic Fucking Thread, d00ds. I wish to God I had a picture of a cactus... Oh wait, here's one, sort of. 1316147128787 royalblood1985: @8904, that's fucking scary! what can drive a man to do shit like that?! 1316202266447 Anonymous: Whf has cactusesis to do with newfagses? 1338464215909 Anonymous: ^ ??? 1339893317646 Annoyingmous: ^ Both of them are a pain in the ass. 1401570109108 ethelred: The early Pink Panthers were excellent - some were surrealist. They got weaker with time, then once he began talking it was awful; not worth watching. 1567429525438 Anonymous: "I am an offizer of de leuw!" -- Peter Sellers, Revenge of the Pink Panther 1567435655624 ethelred: ^ That'snot the real Pink Panther - only a prototype 1567473385751 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Chicagosox23 Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/54003/That_Thread_is_full_of_NEWFAGS_-_POST_PICS_OF_Cacti

WHY? Xº = 1

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1273018018462.png Info: PNG, 11 Kbytes (196x138) Added by: naterls (May 5, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse naterls: Because obviously you're not listening in math class.. 1273020299239 Anonymous: Daaaa! 1273023717100 Anonymous: Because anything to the power of zero is one 1273063907509 Anonymous: so your head doesn't explode 1273086865804 cebollo: magnets 1273089518822 Anonymous: because 1=x^n/x^n=x^(n-n)=x^0 1275027174462 the7rafe7: ^ stop making smileys 1275042425878 Mr. Anonymous: why is spell check dickin' up your equation? 1275048498908 Anonymous: magic 1275082164573 Anonymous: 2²=4 , 2¹=2, 2(wherethefuckisthezero) is 1. do it to any number and the result is the same. I think. 1275085619868 Anonymous: Because you where using Word to type this. 1278455572845 Anonymous: Because its math 1278460037938 Anonymous: Hey someone grab that zero! It's floating away! 1278493464812 Anonymous: Had to make it = 1 so all the other equations would work right. (and to prevent the fabric of space time from tearing open which would result in a collision of paradoxes which would destroy reality as we know it...) 1278503664222 (show all comments) Anonymous: because, a power of something like 4 to the power of 2 is 4 times it self 2 times, X times it self zero times is...... 1! 1278578887579 slawek1806@gmail.com: 2^3=(2^4)/2=16/2=8 2^2=(2^3)/2=8/2=4 2^1=(2^2)/2=4/2=2 2^0=(2^1)/2=2/2=1 3^3=(3^4)/3=243/3=81 3^2=(3^3)/3=27/3=9 3^1=(3^2)/3=9/3=3 3^0=(3^1)/3=3/3=1 1278600072101 Anonymous: You multiply a number by itself when you use exponents. A number multiply to itself once is the square. If it isn't multiplied by itself, then it follows that it is one, because the two definite factors in any number (aside from zero) are 1 and itself. Basically you remove itself as a factor, and seeing as any number is 1 x itself, if you take away "itself", you're left with 1. 1278683407294 Anonymous: Sorry. Made a typo. Make that "A number MULTIPLIED..." 1278683511107 Anonymous: ... x^n/x^k = x^(n-k) .. n-k = 0 -> n=k ... x^n/x^n = x^(n-n) = x^0 = 1 1278713151691 Sir Phobos: Because Your a Newfag and you touch yourself at night 1278740956933 Anonymous: because my "a Newfag" you touch your brown eye at night. 1278781724444 cv0712d: Why not? 1278784492219 Anonfag: What not? 1278866724134 Anonymous: What?? 1278867106373 Furore23: Because I god damn say so. 1278868749848 Anonymous: its a RULE 1278874816671 Dr. Dietmar Posselt: Because 1 is the multiplicative identiy (or neutral) element in ℝ, you fucking jew! 1279140497510 Anonymous: becayse x=1 X is a quantity actually it is x' 1279218450712 Anonymous: because root 0 of 1 = x 1279220794104 RRANDOM: its just smileys :) 1279222186305 Anonymous: Yes, but what about 0^0? I'm not convinced it's 1, but rather it seems to be arbitrarily defined as such. 1279233776933 TitsMagoo: Y / 1 = Y 1279376598941 Anonymous: x^0=1 0*ln x= ln 1 0=0 1282616155427 Reza: 1^0=1 and 2^0=1 so 1=2 :lol: 1287010740373 Reza: for 1279233776933 1287010866183 Reza: 0^0=1 . It's not a definition ! use a calculator , but use digits near zero like 0.0001 . you can see (0.0001)^0.0001 is almost 1 , if you become close enogh to zero the answer is 1 1287011278227 Anonymous: its an understood 1 fucktard 1287028065854 Anonymous: not defined for x=0, firstly x/x=1, secondly using x^a/x^b = x^(a-b), gives x/x=x^1/x^1=x^(1-1)=x^0, combining the two gives 1=x/x=x^0 proof!! 1287028893833 ImYourMomBIATCH: Because Bible says it so! 1287075045552 Anonymous: 1=0 1287295445508 FLArp: Wouldn't the answer be X? 1287300483358 Limerick: Nope. x^1=x 1287306568756 Anonymous: because log 1 = 0, I've just gone circular! 1287349459322 Anonymous: why is X^0=1 and 1/0 = end of the world???? 1287956545254 abokittens: x^2 = 1 * x * x , x^0 = 1. lol at reza 1289052214882 BnSneky: New Math sucks 1289052301627 Alkarnur: << Answer: God. 1289053497797 gta: Fuck that, sell drugs 1289090005961 Anonymous: @1278713151691 is it only solution??? 1289506102505 YuLiekPicturz: haha rafe you made me lol 1289506181737 Anonymous: E=MC Hammer 1292642839849 Anonymous: It's because X^(a-b) = X^a/X^b. When a = b, (a-b) = 0 and both the denominator and numerator are the same, therefore the fraction is one. 1292643023471 Anonymous: ^Well...duh! 1292654377391 Greeft: U can't touch this. 1292657924137 BlazinWeed: ^ yes i can 1292657954512 Anonymous: Because gravity... 1292826059856 CRACE: ANYTHING to the power of zero is ALWAYS 1! ANYHTING! Even cows to the power of zero! now u noe... 1292828938858 Anonymous: x^0 = x^(r-r) = x^r/x^r = 1 for r in R 1292981260592 Anonymous: cause like, anything to the power zero (ie multiplied by nothing of itself) = *somthing* 1294286317755 Anonymous: What if x were 0? 1294310507319 Lickathesplit: fuck you, i'm dumb... 1294325207225 Robin Williams: OH. So NOW you're Carl fucking Sagan! Mister Baby-Buddha! Not so long ago you where shitting in your own diapers! 1294325608122 frostmourne66: BECAUSE GOD LOVES PLAYING WITH BALLS 1294384483772 mr_0rga5m: because 8===D :P 1305761321305 Anonymous: You are dumb! 1305761449344 thatguynamed: Because Chuck Norris said so 1305768309145 admackbar: X^0 = 1 ...... 0 log x = log 1 ...... 0 = 0 1307215353364 admackbar: ^ that just happened 1307215509574 copperware: guys, X to the power of the donut is always 1 1307218060983 Anonymous: x^0 = x^(n-n) = (x^n)/(x^n) = 1 1320421427786 Vincent859: ^ What anonymous said here (and several times in various ways above.) 1322570872709 Anonymous: no x is involved, as there is no multiplication with number itself, remainder is 1 (maybe) 1322571626785 HWood: a nigger stole my answer... 1322578455112 Anonymous: @greeft: ever touched an ex? shouldnt do that, leads to trouble in most cases 1322842295657 Anonymous: One rule governing exponents is that x^(y-z)=(x^y)/(x^z). Given that x^1=x, then x^(1-1)=x/x therefore x^0 =1 in any case where x is unequal to 0. The situation where x=0 is much more complicated. There are valid mathematical reasons for the answer 0^0=1, 0^0=0, and 0^0=underfined. Mathematicians most frequently use 0^0=1, because it makes for simpler, more elegant equations in many cases. 1322845532704 Anonymous: We know for example, that the lim x->0 of x^0 would be 1, We also know, however, that the lim y->0 of 0^y would be 0. This shows that there is in fact a discontinuity point at 0, providing for the argument that it 0^0 is undefined. Nevertheless, 0^0 is generally treated as 1 by mathemeticians simply because it is often more useful to do so, simplifying several common equations. 1322845823815 Anonymous: How fucking stupid do people have to be? wyf 1357514335656 fiveby5: because trolls suck at math. 1357533899404 Anonymous: anything to the zeroeth power is 1 1364504533284 Anonymous: Python (script programming language) says 0^0=1, my Ti-84 says undefined. Any examples (from real life) where 0^0=0, programming language or calculator? 1428515748652 ethelred: I missed this in the maths class bcos I was squeezing the thigh of the hot Jewish girl next to me. 1567126798489 Stalker: Here’s your sine. 1567129279625 Anonymous: x raised to nothing is 1?? So 3 raised to the zero power is....3, not zero! It's like 3 x 1; same answer. 1567171062614 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/120814/WHY?_Xº_=_1

MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE

itt (354)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Westin/MOST_EMBARASSING_MOMENT_OF_YOUR_LIFE_1.jpg Info: JPG, 162 Kbytes (700x700) Added by: Westin (Mar 30, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Westin: learning that my grandma uses chan4chan 1301486343922 Anonymous: Learning that Westin and I have the same Grandmother. 1301496457228 MAELSTHUR: when my counsin catch me faping 1301516638791 Anonymous: learning that my grandchildren learned that i use C4C 1301543745588 Anonymous: ^^counsin??? 1301558100328 Anonymous: learning my wife has grandchildren 1301711928319 concordnhguy25: Learning the woman I have been fucking is Westin's grandmother 1301712008709 Twinchlian: That must have been back when your father caugth me with your mother and your sister. 1301734295252 Gay Randy: noot be able to spellz so greatly 1301754867180 Anonymous: I've been called newfag a few times... 1301757174492 user775: getting caught fapping by this 12 year old that I was supposed to baby sit at my house..... 1301757440421 Twinchlian: ... but then embarrassment soon turned into hot&heavy petting? 1301766791469 12Y/O: i miss u user775, y u no cum back? 1301766993781 Anonymose: accidentally all over your mom... 1303776849144 (show all comments) EvoStar: Finding out I was wearing a pair of OP shorts 1303924431953 Anonymous 1303924760266 Captngeetch: Dick popped out of my pants in 2nd grade...everyone gasped 1303961693728 Pyro: i once was born in a government faci- i mean.... WHEN I BANGED YO MAMA 1304325595323 anonymule: i got caught sucking my dog's dick 1304330078498 mother teresa: I accidently fucked 20 guys at the same party 1322659529678 V: when my mom caught me faping & and when i farted in front of my girlfriend 1322665448999 HungLoh: Walking in on 10 year old son using mom's vibrator on his penis 1322668038918 Brandons Ghost: Sticking my dick in the vacuum hole of the neighborhood swimming pool and it got hard and I couldn't get it back out and had to scream for the lifeguard to shut the pump off and for my dick to go limp again to remove it 1322679136946 Anonymous: babysitting.... the next morning she tells daddy while we have breakfast 1322686528157 Anonymous: When I was in 2nd grade this kids dick popped out of his pants and I got a boner and it wouldn't go back down until I was excused to the bathroom and masturbated. 1322692143633 InternetH8Machine: having my Dad walking in on me while i was using Mom's happy stick on my wee wee....im only 10 1322715421610 Anonymous: hahahahaha 1322731818638 !: No erection in bed with awesome girl for first time 1322762526339 Vincent859: ^ That's actually quite common. 1322762601315 cliptoe: my birth, then things went downhill from there 1322783314378 Anonymous: Best sex of my life, and the wife walks in on us. 1323136943317 Anonymous: I banged some chick at a party....found out she banged 19 other dudes that night! 1323140724647 Anonymous: ^Why embarassing? 1323510327268 BnSneky: ^she was a Nigger 1323511555752 pietro: ^ no, she was your mother! 1323511780952 TinFoilHatGuy: Best secks of my life w/callgirl, and mah dog wants in on the action.... (didn't LET her,tho) 1323512213722 Grund1e: Family found out I hang out on C4C. 1323519731920 Anonymous: Being born 1323711655878 Anonymous: Caught eating the boogers that were under my desk at school...yummm 1324144358156 Anonymous: Was having an awesome time banging my bitch...but then my gf walked in...man was she pissed!...now she makes the dog sleep outside.... :-/ 1324175078577 Tattoos: Standing there with my cock in my naked gfs mouth, heard a noise and opened my eyes to see her 12 year old daughter watching with one hand down her pants. 1324176359286 Anonikin Skywalker2: first REALLY LARGE quad jump, when I was like 12, pissed my pants because the front end was doing a nose-dive, srsly thought I was dead meat 1324622741853 Anonymous: I sent out a mass text of a bunch of old gay dudes blowing each other. I wasn't expecting EVERYONE to hit reply all asking who I was and why I was sending this to them. 1324627204507 Anonymous: Once time at band camp I spelled "embarrassing" with one R. 1324627738927 Anonymous: Posting on c4c, again...sob... 1378190138335 UrbanTerrorist: everyone is in the schools auditorium having a roit, so I go take a shit on the stage, then I realized I forgot toilet paper( finally used math notes) 1378192546737 Anonymous: Giving a speech with my fly open...and no applause! 1378203703728 englishwanker: So you fucked her daughter too? Made your day, huh? 1566789651777 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/172913/MOST_EMBARASSING_MOMENT_OF_YOUR_LIFE

DO PEOPLE KNOW YOU BROWSE 4CHAN?

4chan (628) , ITT (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1272610562451.png Info: PNG, 6 Kbytes (233x257) Added by: Anonymous (Apr 30, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse CreepisKryp: Do we browsers count as people? YES I ANSWERED YOUR STUPID QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION!! 1272613129325 Anonymous: I don't 1272616637738 Anonymous: Do people know 4chan? 1272632907177 bdigital: um.....yes, jackass 1272632998807 devshade: you 4chans browse people Do know? 1272634381248 mirmydone: yeps, they do 1273092279830 Anonymous: Rhetorical 9325. 1273092980825 Anonymous: No, because I know rule 1 & 2! 1273096247997 Anonymous: know no people 1274073623990 cheesecake: What's 4CHAN ? 1274113524491 Cebollo: What is Browse ? 1274118977823 RKB: What r people ? 1274121932495 rg41: rules 1 & 2 :D so no 1274124606449 CreepisKryp: 0825, if it's a rhetorical question, then so could my answer be. 1274151600141 (show all comments) Furore23: I brag to strangers. 1274379573332 Anonymous: just my pedo buds 1274603557290 ironmikie: Pocket is on to me.... 1274627963819 Pyro: technically 1274630927526 AGENTDORK: rg41 gtfo 1274630979854 Anonymous: yup 1274633388512 Panatronic: only my roommate 1274633428964 CerealKiller: maybe....when i am not fapping 1274652770947 Anonymous: Everyone does... 1274654295948 Anonymous: rule #1 and #2! 1274696977294 Anonymous: especially my boyfriend 1275229283478 iprobablyhateyou: i don't browse 4chan... this is c4c 1275240181104 Anonymous: ^what he said^ 1275240253274 Clownichter: ^ What she didnt say 1275241096241 Anonymous: The only ones who still go on 4chan are 12 year olds. 1275258951651 Anonymous: Rule 1 and 2 doesn't apply anymore,faggots. Everyone knows about 4chan,so there's no use hiding it anymore. It's no longer a super sekrit club. 1275258994651 Anonymous: dude even if there wasn't rules 1/2 i still wouldn't talk about it 1275330317122 codehonor: yes but few people... probally nobody cnow 4chan :( 1275333230134 Anonymous: especially my girlfriend 1275334960621 Nickeh43: yes, but fuck that cause this is c4c, son! 1282297960671 ElCapitan: on C4C 4chan browses you 1282305289576 XENU: yeh, ive got blown while surfing /b/ b4 1282305383803 anon09: They all come, none admit 1282326600698 DEADBOLT: DO PEOPLE CARE THAT YOU BROWSE 4CHAN? 1282327347503 anonymous: your mom does^ 1282327370221 Grave: yes. 1282328882694 Nickeh43: Of course, I'm a braggart. ;) 1282446246270 Anonymous: rules 1 and 2, you all fucking newfags hipster faggots, learn them. 1282459948368 Amylucky13: my borther =p 1282477921981 Anonymous: jesus does 1282479554739 Koen: ^ my sitser 1282485347216 lictor: 4Chan of the people, by the people, for the people 1282512339235 XENU: ITT, faggots.... 1282512394762 Redrocco: define people..... 1282512414380 wooky: my mum and dad does, i dont show thme just kinda describe what it is, and alot of freinds know, i dont really care 1294735629979 Anonymous: everyone can tell how fucking demented I am just by looking..I don't need to brag 1294736186405 crazyassmofo: People don't know if im alive,my question is"Do people(other than ur parents) know if u are alive"?? 1294747946437 Anonymous: HELL YEAH~! 1294769190536 GigaPenny: hells yeah. 1294769965652 MrSandynigger: My mom showed it to me. 1295168611547 sadeghol: I don't know 1295182405528 Lickathesplit: i don't browse at 4chan dude, and yes people know i scroll trough c4c, what's it to you ? 1295183613439 Anonymous: Only my best friend... But other then her, no 1295183735369 veranet: Its a life style gad dammint 1295239092446 Anonymous: It's like masterbation tons of people come on this site but just about noone admits to it 1295248396601 Anonymous: I put it on my grandma's browser and LEAVE for a WEEK. 1295248753488 Anonymous: Does a bear shit in a japanese schoolgirls mouth? 1314254581627 Squirrley1: Me co workers bro. 1314255032528 HWood: only 4channers... 1314288000490 user775: hell no 1314288237589 honghavok: No. Way! 1314294967693 Epic Win: Ssssshhh, WTF? Are you trying to get me fired?! 1314298672735 tunni88: I dont like people knowing i like CP 1321136045713 koda12: yea my mom and a few other friends from school 1321141446463 Anonymous: 1 and 2 only apply during raids 1321183750747 InternetH8Machine: They DID....but I fixed that... 1321233892937 Anonymous: rules 1&2 only apply during raids and yes my friends know I browse 4chan 1331415273731 Decorum: Just my mum. 1331587744860 Anonymous: ME??? I'M NOT A PERV,,, HAHHA 1331587972453 BnSneky: Fuck Yeah 1331588620247 Bonefish: No, but if they found out they wouldn't be surprised. 1358407876768 Icke_bins: Bundespolizei and CIA know for sure... 1358409696454 Cockosaurus-Rex: Well, since I'm the only person that really exists and all others are automatons here to give me pleasure, the answer is no. 1359814996688 Anonymous: ^^ jup 1359848865918 Anonymous: lurk more 1360636965431 NonComposMentis: Nope, this is Chan4Chan, and people know I browse it. I've never been on 4chan though. 1360637109475 Anonymous: oh hell yeah! Gotta promote the funny and stupid 1360679843656 loggerman: Not because I've told them about it (if you're a real /b/'er the you should know better) but a couple of friends have seen so of the win while I was scrolling and checked it out with me. 1375912313772 Anonymous: I browse 4 chan, sing 4 supper, fish 4 compliments, and fart 4 pleasure... 1376147944971 lioll17: no..... really no....seriously 1390384136925 Spartak: no...only police 1390586747545 liplocker_code3: Yep. 1396709217188 4hrsmn: Yes c4c not 4chan!!!! My gf loves the gross / funny / girl / bs pics. I just tell her not to tell her parents nor nana about it! 1396715449196 Anonymous: I am and love every every dribble ! 1397869049363 PointMan: i'd never admit it 1397994791793 Anonymous: Power rangers have really gone downhill. 1566429405786 clever bastard: very few will know as I use a secure proxy. Those who can get through it would 't want to know about a silly wanker like me 1566437409152 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/118705/DO_PEOPLE_KNOW_YOU_BROWSE_4CHAN?

What kind of a loser is at home on a Friday night?

friday (7) , ITT (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1250901078660.jpg Info: JPG, 25 Kbytes (170x96) Added by: BONOGO (Aug 22, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse PUSSYDESTROYER: looks like you 1250961942536 battlestar: the one fuckin the girl you wish you had found... 1250965106513 Anonymous: ^^^ lol 1251623568939 Bubble: me... :( 1251639555657 ThrillBilly: its sunday? 1251695043988 randyvanburen: not me... it is monday here :D 1251696820681 Pyro: I'm usualy here but I make it worth while :) 1251764268762 skinner: fuck you, its monday. 1251764723665 FastLube5189F: I dont like mondays 1251778952342 mattmgk: ^ tell me why? 1251779951914 ::::::::::::::::::::: ^ i dont like mondays 1252123226773 Jessica: One more hour and it is officially Saturday so fuck off. And I like my guys of chan4chan. Alot nicer then most of the guys I run into at clubs. So fuck you I would rather be a loser here at home on a friday night with my fellow chaners then getting drunk at a bar bored out of my fucking mind. 1252124343663 randyvanburen: ^you damn right... The majority of the girls I encounter in bars are either fat or too old... Besides that, it's raining like hell in here.... 1252124678548 FalzeProphet: Right, Jessica... You dont need those asshole club guys to make you happy... 1255077332243 (show all comments) redrocco: broke ones 1255094462518 Anonymous: im not a loser! its saturday! 1263702551853 Anonymous: I fingered myself thinking about Jessica, it just wasn't the same 1263704435738 Redrocco: Damn Jess you must go to some fucked up clubs if these guys are nicer than the guys there 1263706075161 Anonymous: ^hahaha so true 1263775006175 Anonymous: Its sunday! 1263775508146 Anonymous: just fuckin loser 1263778990136 Anonymous: The kind of loser who prefers doing fun things to wading through a seething mass of drunken idiot children. 1263867344535 flarp: me :( [You're not the only one, Bubbles] 1263876862222 kinganonymous: because is carefully with the car, if the accident should die after the drink goes, not return to the house. I know seriously. 1264154010804 ghostoftime: You! 1264156598317 Anonymous: ..me 1264193934908 Anonymous: because ive work at 9 1264198549584 ImaD00d: me... But by CHOICE motherfucker! 1264218662705 Anonymous: me... 1270843302955 Warg: Me? 1270875937969 Fatjesus85: Me!!!!!!!(starts to cry) 1274761887247 Samps: ^ It's Tuesday. Stop crying. 1274763991734 Anonymous: the one who hates society 1274766858650 kosty88: I am home on friday , here we party Saturday night XD 1274815589507 Anonymous: me. 1275003280258 CerealKiller: cuz I'm a gayfag 1275003710956 sqwrrl: I'm not home. I'm in Korea. I don't know how I got here. But it's a dark room with a computer in it. (don't worry, it's a pc) Someone wrote rape is rad on the wall. Awesome. 1275037695393 Andres333: mmmm me?? 1275102423156 nameless: me because the parties are on saturday. 1275322872471 Broly: the kind that are sick of clubs and fake bitches. the kind that would rather get swole than get wasted. fuck you, you friday night loser - i'll meet you outside the bar and fuck your shit up. 1276662530729 vengance: it's tuesday I'm drunk and fucking proud of it!, rather waste $ on rum 'n cola's than old used-up sluts or a gf or any-other chick!, so take that!!!!!!!! 1276669327722 Anonymous: those who likes c4c 1276701783255 AZO9Swall0deD: what kind of loser does "what you gotta do not to be a loser" 1284164314863 Paspking: The kind of Loser who works hard all fuckin week, and doesnt feel like going out Friday night. Not everyone spends all their free time out of the house. 1284166960486 Anonymous: me nigguh! 1284185293157 Anonymous: its saturdaynight dumbass 1284235031418 Ghostkey: Me because I work 8-5 Saturday 1284648256457 Anonymous: it's caturday 1292017843535 Anonymous: me, i lost the game... 1292018380626 blackal: Certainly not the drunks. 1292019218473 Anonymous: Well me....but I'll be drinking 25 yr old scotch... 1292020234634 Anonymous: THE KIND THAT BRINGS HIS DATE HOME. 1292022428661 Weed: Bud Bundy? 1292024861714 Anonymous: What kind of loser is still working late on a Friday night? 1292024975282 Rorix: Ehi! What do you want from me?? I just came back home! 1292030572505 gov'na: everyday is sunday with cp 1292036892637 PUSSYSLAYER: me 1292047649931 Anonymous: anyone who is to young to get to clubs? 1292100546715 Anonymous: ^ newfag hahaaaaa 1292104764323 Anonymous: Hah, FUCK YOU, it's actually Saturday night 1292112474819 Hellcat1138: noncp wankers that look a nature films just to figure out the life process. oh and fuckn complete losers. just like me, sigh. to be young and preteen again. 1292114040126 Mrbadabing: Was at ur mums home Bonogo, so even worse. Get that bitch to scrub her cat a bit more. Fookin pongs man! 1292116114139 that-guy-named: me because im getiing bitches in my house 1292128043931 nigel: you 1292128076690 MrSandynigger: me...and your mom as well 1293133393450 gypsygreen: the loser that hangs onto his paycheck 1293213553609 VolTec: A lvl 60 Paladin 1293758731454 antigod: me :D 1293770300750 Feefdoodle: we group /b/ here feef, tools, kib, bb, and zach 1293832832244 Cox a little busy here! 1293839825372 DarkAidan: Lold at the image and the name Cox. 1293839913534 Anonymous: me ;-; 1293855169775 Lickathesplit: What's it to you bongo, i come and go as i damn well please, get of my back man, by the way..it's Saturday 01-01-2011..happy newyear 1293866798760 Anonymous: The kind wearing an electronic leash on his ankle! 1293888644746 Anonymous: Too beaked up to sleep! The interwebz never closes! 1293890515531 Anonymous: get married and you will too 1293920909657 Anonymous: Garbage Day! 1293932471127 Anonymous: what?: today is Halo day, wat do you mean 1306719384689 Anonymous: Well atleast not Rebecca Black... 1306962838887 Last_Resort: It's thursday asshole 1306984134945 Poopalotacus: I like hamsters 1306989534923 HWOOD: me. O FUCK YEA !! 1307032780650 Anonymous Troll: errr.. u a loser wherever u are 1307051751886 Anonymous: friday is my night off, so is every other night and day, sucker. 1307098340252 the original spoon: It's only 4:58. I won't be a loser for another couple hours or so. 1307146313469 djh123: me! 1315037931477 RubberG: I just got the new Deux Ex game in the mail so I was not to be found. 1315049929774 Cheesecake: Too old to go out partying 1421534338237 Anonymous: ^one virtual beer coming your way [cheers!] 1421543365454 SHDAD75: The kind that doesn't have to leave the house to get pussy. 1421549750222 Anonymous: ^ full of win 1421577141939 FUCKINGMETAL: damn.... welp time to make some moves i guess 1422079051906 ethelred: Worst time to go out, crowded, over-priced. Stay in and fuck a good piece of arse. 1563758375102 Anonymous: ^In other words, I'm jerking off again. 1564844528213 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Ardamel bjeff Lickathesplit ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/43493/What_kind_of_a_loser_is_at_home_on_a_Friday_night?

Why does a perfect god create Retards?

god (79) , perfect (54) , itt (354) , retard (42) , question (218)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/ajmisback/retards.jpg Info: JPG, 19 Kbytes (367x270) Added by: ajmisback (Nov 14, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: to laugh at 1289767739831 Harvey: He makes them in his image. 1289767763444 sickfuck88: because he sence of humor 1289767767620 Harvey: She makes them in her image. 1289767780181 Anonymous: to guide the blind into oncoming traffic =) 1289767797147 pimpinpaul: to prove that he can make perfect retards 1289767873245 Anonymous: every kid needs a pet 1289768254139 Malacath: to show others what NOT to do, like open a door on an airplane or not to run with scissors etc 1289775012138 Warg: Retards serve their purpose in the cosmos. They make us feel better about ourselves and give us something to laugh at. 1289781098533 Anonymous: We mock "retards" but in the grand scheme of things, they seem to be a happy lot. Perhaps ignorance IS bliss. 1289781239656 chumpno1: god doesnt create shit, retards evolved from in breeding 1289781848161 ajmisback: ^hehehe 1289782597331 Cuntfux: Because if he didn't, there would be no politicians 1289784049445 sickfuck88: because somebody has to live in west virginia 1289852073609 (show all comments) ajmisback: ^ exactly thats where my ex went haha 1289945811428 Antiphon: For the LuLs 1290625202949 anonymous: because the voice of almighty god would drive a mentally stable person insane and god gets very lonely sitting up there so he creates retards for someone to talk to. that and he knows no one will believe them when they claim god raped them 1290625424708 Finest: and here i thought a man and a woman created children and "God" let things fall as they may :( i need to learn more 1290625444511 SLIPPY: Why does a op create retarded threads? 1290632600148 God: Duh! How else would I get worshippers. 1290639466485 Anonymous: if we are created in the image of the big guy, then just maybe, he can does real stupid things to just as we do? 1290641494284 Alkarnur: So there'd be someone to worship him. But then again how come someone perfect need anything, let alone worshipping. 1290690693298 Anonymous: revenge on buddhists 1290721156975 Greeft: I don't know OP, why do you think he made you? 1290722670328 ajmisback: ^lol gee thanks greeft!!! 1290981747178 ajmisback: lol and slippy where are your most awesome threads lols?? 1290981798348 al: He doesn't create retards, they're just democrats, ignore them. 1290982408626 Anonymous: there is no god and nature is indifferent and cruel. it's up to use to create heaven. execute the retards 1290983518523 Munster: Because of the weather... 1291806405591 Lickathesplit: Retards are raised into retardism, a "god" has nothng to do with it, the universe however will stop their timeline via evolutionairy process, and reap their 'good' elements, thus recycling effects you to... 1291812109912 mizakanator: suck it christian fags! you hate gays, but god made man in his image so god is gay cockfags!!! 1291812596635 Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1yxDWxUIM0 1291826333663 Focktor: to post stupid threads! 1291826399802 blackal: Retards are possessed by evil demons, didn't anybody watch "The Exorcist". 1291826755136 Phadrus: So you could leave this post. 1291829244621 VodkaMadness: onepieceislife.chatango. com/ cum chat wit meh 1291829972123 Tylo: 'cause he has a sense of humor 1291864798213 Munster: Because god was a lazy fucker like me... like you... like him... 1291877567966 Anonymous: you mean atheists? 1291877807776 Limerick: Whales can become a very lonely place. 1291878037983 Munster: That's right Jonas... i mean Pinocchio... 1291881120606 Phadrus: Do you really want to go to outer space? Just think of it! 1291911371946 Anonymous: I lul'd hard! 1291916267393 Grund1e: Retards were a 1st draft for niggers and sand niggers 1291939159248 ajmisback: Being gay is a choice! Nobody is created gay! 1291944942243 ajmisback: ^ @ mizakanator 1291944999158 Phadrus: If being gay is a choice, then there are no "gay people". What are they? ... Straight people on a dick-sucking spree? 1292001185298 Weed: Well, after the scandals in Ancient Greece and the whole Jesus-thing, God knew he had to do something about all them unwanted pregnancies, I mean the child support bills were starting to pile up- and you know God sure as hell wasn't going to use no f*cking condom. So, he did what any reasonable man would have done in that situation- he made sure the bitches couldn't be trusted. 1292005225842 Anonymous: so they can populate websites like this 1292122658435 Anonymous: It's haad out here fo' a simp! 1292122743877 Anonymous: Because if we lived in a sublime and absolutely perfect world, we would have no real freedom of choice... Same thing applies if the world were to be absolutely evil and corrupted by malice and imperfection; what freedom of choice (for example) did Polish Jews have in 1939? 1292153537714 Anonymous: God was a dead-beat dad who failed to pay child support for his kid! 1292169928745 Lickathesplit: agree with phadrus on this one, being gay is about acceptance of your feelings, what your surroundings think of it is irrelevent.. 1292170293102 Limerick: Well ajmisback meant, I think, that there's no predisposition for humans being gay. This is probably true but that doesn't make it any more of a choice just as painters cannot help but paint and scholars cannot help but teach. It's a choice of persona and so, not a choice. 1292170535704 Lickathesplit: Hmm, kinda disagree, you are born without constrictions of sexual behavier, if not for morals & values (brought to you by various religions) were thaught, a (male/female) person would be capable to have sex with man, woman, animals or whatever your fixation was at that moment. 1292177332515 Phadrus: I don't know if this is true, but I heard that in the good ole' days @ 100 A.D. there was no "gay" or "straight" or "bi-sexual", there was only "sex". There were no categories. 1292180521136 Lickathesplit: Don't want to be a bore, but sex is evolutionary, it is inprinted in you, why else would baby's masturbate in the woomb ? what visions would come upon them while masturbating ? My guess would be that they are experimenting with sexual feelings (or however you describe a attack of hornyness) and how to releive. 1292181565347 Hellcat1138: here here lol 1292190129368 Anonymous: Because life is a little nicer with some Forrest Gumps running around in it. 1292191557208 ajmisback: phadrus being gay is not a disease, its a choice, guys choose whether or not to be a cocksucker! 1292207351589 Uncle Harvey: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, just be thankful you're here 1292208693737 Anonymous: respect the gump! he may be retarded but least he smarter than palin. 1292222604410 Phadrus: ajmisback>> My being somewhat gay is a choice. And I mean to be the best cocksucker the world has ever seen! NEXT!!!.... 1292246379544 Phadrus: All kidding aside. "Choice" is just an illusion. You have no choice. Think about it. 1292246525139 Grave: Because he needs them to follow him! 1292249574544 Anonymous: ^^ 5139. I choose not to think about it. 1292254637967 Anonymous: because ahteists are so easy to make fun at 1292254777581 mizakanator: hehehe 1292421656849 tomas: wny does a perfect God create morons who write "nigger" on chans and can't spell a fucking thing. 1292423057898 Brainless-M'Baata: Because God didn't expect humans to inbreed or make poison-"medicine", and poison that is dumped in the sea... too many people on earth. 1292427762525 The Evil Twin: Even God likes to have a good laugh! 1292431965218 ajmisback: LOL please dont take me as offensive........LOL 1292447598582 Weed: Me too. After the neighborhood drug dealer got arrested in '08, all we've got is bad weed. 1292455941424 Anonymous: for the lulz, aaah too late. shit. 1292475752225 Anonymous: wow. b really is retarded. "lol luk at mii. im so smrat dat im an afeist." what jewfags. 1292495012121 Phadrus: 7898>> Hey! I resemble that remark! lol 1292496259771 Anonymous: God created man in his image. God created retards. Therefore, God is a retard. 1295418451569 Anonymous: the more religious a country is, more gay people you find, so god is gay 1309340996619 Anonymous: Teh MOAR retarded 6619's you find in a country, teh MOAR anonfagz you will find there. 1309341245191 Anonymous: ^ the more butthurt i will find the more i will troll, give me your soul fartfuck 1309341404322 Midgeinc: Must have a sense of humor? 1309710334544 Anonymous: retards created god and even bigger retards follow other retards that are retarded for millennia 1309711304633 user775: because god is selfish and he wan't to play a game where only he can win and be an asshole 1309711501788 Anonymous: So the helmet manufacturers can make some money. 1310372587885 Anonymous: ^ lol 1310384657126 lictor: Why do retards imagine gods 1310854634664 Anonymous: The Prefection of G-d's creation, is in its Inprefection. 1310950328300 MarkosT: This earth is just a rough draft - if the perfect is way up there, and Retards are way down there, you're still at the basement level 1310950610301 danielsimba: so he can have friends 1313587762956 Kennedy: OMG STDU BALBLAB WHY DOES GOD!? what make syou think god does anything. this world, this life isnt supposed to be perfect, thats why he leaves us to fuck up and qiper our own asses 1313591028529 Shawnix: Like I mentioned in a previous post....no one's perfect....even God lol 1313616367793 Anonymous: Without Retards, he'd have no worshippers. 1317389238634 RiddleMeThis: If god created everything, then the existence of shit must lead to the deduction that god is an arsehole (courtesy of Tim Minchin et. al.) 1317400497958 AZO: God ran away from his fail a long time ago 1317401023655 NightStrike12: we need to manipulate people? :S 1317419465454 Anonymous: Because we need someone to laugh at... 1317427799600 trollll: to teach all the normals to be human 1317935350236 BnSneky: for shits and giggles 1317935896509 Anonymus Bosch: evaluative capitalisation is evaluative. 1317937338898 Anonymous: To show his real perfectness in comparison to idiots! 1317937524660 Anonymous: there is NO God ,but a lot of american Retards 1318013928154 Anonymous: only god is perfect and this proves it 1318104902178 Flarp: Because he's following the Machiavellian rules to not put anyone in power above you. HA! 1318371152416 Anonymous: don't forget about fags... 1318395834786 Anonymous: There is no god. 1318395922560 Anonymous: Retards = Republicans. Not a coincidence. 1318645177187 m4k3k3: because god has a plan for them 1318881746823 Anonymous: They shall inherit the earth, when we all die and go to hell to party with that red dude 1318881959126 Anonymous: ^ fuck that, i don't wanna party with that cocksucker Stalin 1318971169124 machineinc: Christian, "To weed out the assholes that would make fun of retards," ...Me, "Shut the fuck up!" 1318983903702 Captngeetch: Technically he didn't....your mother did 1318983971575 ajmisback: ^I guess that makes you my brother??!! My brother is a retard! SMH 1318994572393 Captngeetch: ^ we isn't relations sir.. 1318994758481 NinjaMinkey: i dont know but we're happy you're hear anyway 1319003050121 InternetH8Machine: well, YOU'RE here, aren't you? 1319050240753 Anonymous: ^ no U 1319053261925 Anonymous: Do want. 1319900401203 Anonymous: for a ridiculous scenarios 1319905195377 sasquach: there is no god but lots of retards 1319943349829 my99Busa: retards as well as /b/, are a result of the fall. If this is what you want, then this is what you'll get. and it ain't pretty. 1319957348654 Heinz Wahland: Why does a perfect god create lolcards? 1320050933108 BLATANT: Middle American voters 1324135874735 Anonymous: for the lulz 1324139564611 Anonymous: why not? 1324155141329 Anonymous: because the world will never be perfect if you don't have perfect retards 1324176121714 Anonymous: why do retards create a perfect god? 1324181920865 Anonymous: You misspelled the 4th word, it's spelled "fake" 1324182820924 Oldandevil: If you believe in God you must believe that all humans are his children and are beautiful 1324195662667 Anonymous: Well, God did not create me a retard. I chose to be a retard. 1324209029159 Lickathesplit: To make you feel you belong to a group. Retards are teamplayers you know... 1324220852356 WillyNilly: You ANONS took all my good answers....DRATS! 1324282771135 Vincent859: God didn't create "retards." All of the originally perfect creation was cursed when Adam and Eve chose to sin and break fellowship with God. 1324282995484 Anonymous: ^ So... he created retards to get back at adam for eating from a tree he created. Thanks for the info. 1324283255551 Vincent859: ^Nope. As I said above, God didn't create retards. Adam brought the curse of death upon himself and all his descendants, and upon all of creation by choosing to disobey God's command to not eat from the two trees in the midst of the Garden. 1324283424924