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Research has proven 8/10 americans are too stupid to solve math problems. Simplify: 5*4-(5+8)/|8-16+2|
Math ITT math (51) , ITT (354)

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Anonymous: like the nimrod who made this thinking it came out to 8/101275830484489
Anonymous: 1.1666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666661275830574804
Anonymous: At least 85% of statistics are wrong1275831991966
markcriley: 5*4-13/l-6l = 20-(2 1/6) = 17 5/61275840955158
cybersinner: 20 - (13 / -6) ---> 20 - -2.167 = 22.1671275841463206
Anonymous: 22 and 1/61275859375558
markcriley: Vertical lines around 8-16+2 are Absolute Value symbols.1275864104411
Anonymous: 5/4 of americans have trouble with fractions1276074423693
Anonymous: ^ LOL!1276098888726
Anonymous: Whoa that's clever1276709807755
Anonymous: Further research has proven that eurofags post math problems with claims that amerifags cannot solve them, that the op "solved" with the wrong answer to begin with..1277725288121
Anonymous: .71277725545884
Anonymous: 40 years on and I've never needed any of that fancy maths shit in real life1277732905167
chrisboy: its 4/5 lol plp are solving the ring problem =]1277733182541

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ITT: Things you do that you think no one else does.
ITT ITT (354)

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Bubble: cuts their toe nails with their finger nails... if u do it you know what i mean...1261062175608
Pyro: ^yeah i know exactly wat u mean. I light fires then have sex right next to them1261072008983
Bubble: I don't brush my teeth on my days of work, i only use mouthwash1261073783657
Anonymous: I also do the toenail fingernail combo... works best after I've showered =p1261080039499
Anonymous: Drink beer with Ben & Jerrys Chunky Monkey.1261081436361
pocket: Bump the mantrain- just to be an asshole1261090600280
Anonymous: breathe in my dog's farts1261158832161
Anonymous: Pick on Swiney by calling him a Scottish Mexican1261438550692
Pyro: I smoke pot and drink booze til i cant see then i go mud sliding....i dislocated my thumb this time...oh well it was fun1261439042458
NSFW: I dislocate people's thumbs while they're mudsliding.1261442842948
santa: not shower for a week and a half and never brush your teeth1261465442548
Anonymous: Catch farts in my hand and sniff them1261801290601
Anonymous: jack off into my hand and lick the cum1261801527886
TASTYbacon: Hit a bong in the bathtub.....then go underwater for a while......oh yeah...feels good man.1261829859831

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OPEN YOUR BOOKMARKS TAB; GO DOWN TO YOUR 7TH BOOKMARK POST LINK!
Bookmark itt bookmark (3) , itt (354)

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Invailid: http://www.muller-godschalk.com/nl/msn.html1273353779656
Greeft: http://vimeo.com/113383271273353942744
Anonymous: http://blogs.msdn.com/tims/archive/2009/01/12/the-bumper-list-of-windows-7-secrets.aspx1273358008749
Anonymous: http://cuteoverload.com/2008/04/14/ladies-and-gent-3/1273359664444
Anonymous: bestgore * com1273363091737
anon09: http://gapingvoid.com/category/cartoon/ The first link in the 7th categorized folder1273367439847
beepb00p: http://webmail.excite.com userid bepbep pw iamgod91273368506725
noend: http://www.ass4all.com/1273370971126
Anonymous: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread348619/pg1 (Covenant theory, Jews and Nordics page 1)1273410938940
Anonymous: //girls.twistys.net/preview/totm/01-2007/04/?t1/revs=glx777/index.html1273439877776
TopGun: http://www.neo-arcadia.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=211273439926810
cheesecake: http://picasion.com/ create gif images1273458099576
TwoFaced: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/8422616 Interesting read1273475197339
Mortisha323: http://www.pyramid-gallery.com/TroubledWalk.html1273478770103

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SAY IT! Get it off your Chest Now!
Complaint itt complaint (4) , itt (354)

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Poopalotacus: NIPPLES!1307245466878
UriAr: C4C is a waste of time1307251366859
Anonymous: ^GTFO then. moron1307251456828
AZO: gtfo's and stfu's never worked, they're arguments for retards. You....have....no.....power...1307256041820
pocket: you should be banned for reposts, not making fun of peoples usernames.1307281990158
anonymule: It sucks you got to be "popular" to get your uploads accepted.1307283372805
Anonymous: ^ fact: username is not looked at when images are unselected to be kept. | ^^ fact2: there's no rule about making fun of usernames, learn to read.1307288504217
Weed: Rape can be hilarious!1307290887797
anonymule: ^^ bullshit on fact 1. Favorites and oldfags get images accepted even before fresh mode is reviewed.1307293303992
iprobablyhateyou: not true1307293738463
anonymule: riiiiiiiiight, sure it's not1307293937245
anonymule: I have seen fresh uploads go from "delete" to "report abuse" just as they were uploaded by the very same oldfags that inhabit the karma toplists month after month so please, save me the whole....everyone's uploads are equal nonsense. there is absolutely no way that the average c4c user can get as many upload slots as the oldfags if they aren't in league with modfags who accept them.1307294888208
anonymule: call bullshit if you want1307294905624
Captngeetch: The internet is not a democracy...1307296480649

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uncross your feet / legs and take off your left hand from your face.
Advice itt advice (280) , itt (354)

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Pyro: well it was half right- my legs arent crossed1260245427251
DannDruff: FFFFFFUUUUUU1260287581185
Anonymous: was whole wrong....1260288007591
Anonymous: that's not where my left hand is... ;-)1260298678819
mynamehere: this was SPOT ON!! unbelievable1261186617947
TASTYbacon: Yeah whatever........1261188292666
Daddy: half right, my legs were crossed, but my hand wasn't on my face! :P1261189788321
crackerkiller5: ?????1261194977789
Van: freaky1261195749158
Stillfree420: damn they were right1261207484814
Spermany: yyeah half right... my hands were crossed and my left leg was on my face1261223908672
Anonymous: More like, cross your legs and take your hand of your penis.1261224380513
Anonymous: you can leave your hand on my penis big guy.1261226282177
Anonymous: Holy fuck.1261306215723

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STOP POSTING GAY SHIT. >:|
Gay itt gay (464) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: lol this will get much use1261110387210
Anonymous: Stop shitting gay posts1261110875104

Anonymous
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themadhatter666: YAR!1261535691127

Anonymous
Never
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ImaD00d
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ImaD00d
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Anonymous: fuck this shit, you guys are faggots1261807500273
NIGIUS: um are these guys christians?1261807582513
Anonymous: So much penis! Woot!1261810942228
Anonymous: wow my post got this much shit on it? fuckn fag.. i said stop posting gay shit >:|1261813563139

kinganonymous
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Anonymous: ITS OK 2 BE GAY1263779473115
Anonymous: IF YOU DON'T LIKE GAYS, DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT!1264525229772

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c4c takes time off.. Whole board goes to hell
Chan4chan c4c ITT chan4chan (341) , c4c (16) , ITT (354)

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Redrocco: there I said it1264912646825
swiney: WOW redrocco I seriously could not agree with you more. Where the fuck has c4c gone, he has fuckn cleaned up fresh mode in practically a fckn month1264912854757
santa: haha yeah1264915951162
Bubble: it's fun, just more random shit you have to look thru... anyone noticed swineys back? he musta got released after he tryed to get over the boarder.1264919625926
swiney: Bubble, I never left. I just didn't post in a while.... And now I'm on a postin spree1264919791188
Anonymous: 1264922607692
Swiney: ^hey newfag, if u read the first article in the news on the frontpage it will tell you why that came up1264922720157
Bubble: Who pissed in your poridge this morning?^1264923773128
Redrocco: I would go on a deletion spree but I'ld most likely get banned1264945408201
Anonymous: try it^1264946302885
Redrocco: bumping this shit up, 'cause its still true1266973024170
KarmaPickles: shhhh, he is god and he don't have time for this shit. wat we to do?1266973448404
Redrocco: I dunno, I would go on a delteing spree but I fear the banhammer1266977371326
Nicalicious: I know! I am waiting on the shit I posted to be sorted out.1266978046980

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Agnosticism- Makes perfect sense. Really.
Religion Agnosticism ITT Religion (396) , Agnosticism (1) , ITT (354)

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Anonymous: agnosticism is about knowlegde, religion is about belief.129913451799
Psilofyr: It's impossible to argue with Agnostics so GTFO!1300367525755
Anonymous: By this rationale, an agnostic can never really truly know that he is stupid.1300374269199
iprobablyhateyou: ^by your rationale, you don't truly know you are a nigger1300380005494
AZO: the worst is when one type of stupidity makes you think you're very very smart.1300398015308
anonymule: yeah, it's fun to see the retards fighting about god, or the lack thereof.1300416839337
MrPerspective: It's like Socrates said: "Realizing the extent of what you do not know is half of all knowledge."1300418155301
pocket: Religitards try to make the atheist appear to be adamant in their "belief" in no god, thus reducing them to the same level, as if they were both systems of faith. The burden of proof is on the religious, and all of you agnostics are just being polite... you know what the evidence clearly demonstrates.1300456985920
pocket: There quite well may be a higher level of whatever than us, but we have no (factual) reason to believe that right now. Remember your Sagan: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. btw, 9199 was me... Sorry IPHY, I had to.1300457200132
iprobablyhateyou: lol still a nigger tho1300474961127
MrPerspective: Correction, religulous fanatics: an ATHEIST actually *believes* in the non-existence of God. An agnostic, however, remains open to all possibilities as well as healthily critical of all the nonsense of clergies and hypocrisy of bigots (or vice-versa!). "Good evening, everyone. My name is Perspective and I'm a life-long unrepenting Agnostic. - GOOD EVENING, PERSPECTIVE!" (^_^)1300543916639
pocket: ^ Do you not read previous posts, or just not understand them?1300548246425
Anonymous: ^^ Atheists *know* that there is not such things as gods, godesses, werewolves and invisible pink unicorns (the mere fact that the origins of deity contructs is well known, is all that is needed to debunk the theists' claims). So until someone bring evidences to support such absurd hypotheses, then they do not exist.1300557400969
Anonymous: Hmm, but...atheists, u mad? :D1300562944328

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You are retarded if you believe in any of these things...
Retard ITT religion retard (42) , ITT (354) , religion (396)

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Burrgeezy: God1311123501480
Squirrley1: Liberalism...1311123513427
veranet: "buy one get one free"1311124857437
Greeft: ^ BOGOFF!1311125366681
Captngeetch: I promise not to cum in your mouth1311125861161
Burrgeezy: Just the tip...1311125888414
anonymule: BOGO sales1311126521562
Anonymous: a smart nigger, a honest politician, a 12 year old virgin1311127434334
Cunt81: ....That socialism of any kind, in any amount will actually work.1311128244420
ANARCHONYMOUS: That government of any kind is actually for the people's benefit1311128334949
Greeft: Socialism... nope, capitalism... nope, communism... nope. How about we all try autism next?1311130444423
Anonymous: women1311130942486
chumpno1: she will blow you for the rest of your life1311133799839
danielsimba: Rape.1311143670164

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Why is viewing CP illegal but viewing murder videos is legal? They both depict illegal acts.
Murder illegal CP why question itt murder (55) , illegal (4) , CP (66) , why (15) , question (218) , itt (354)

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robohitler: but you can fap to both. 3 guys +1 hammer =buckets of cum1263588143324
Bubble: CP illegal? i thought it was just frownd upon?1263588345269
Pyro: Why is weed illegal but tabacco is celebrated if one helps eyesight and one destroys lungs?1263596359297
Anonymous: governments make CP illegal so that they can keep all the REALLY juicy & sexy CP for themselves1263597773846
Piercedzombie: ^lmao win1263722587984
Anonymous: cuz theres no god1265183453777
PUSSYDESTROYER: cuz when you're beating off and the scool bus unloads a bunch of 12 year olds you look out the window and think, think about how close they are...go to the mailbox with your hand on your dick a few feet from them........fucking doorbell hold on1265211088742
iprobablyhateyou: why is murder illegal when so many fuckers are asking for it1265217241780
iprobablyhateyou: why is cp illegal when so many fuckers are asking for it1265217357440
Anonymous: ^why do you think it's bad-ass to be a pedophile racist?1266962833463
iprobablyhateyou: ^what did you think was going on here @ c4c?1266963125773
Narlodapanda: im going to hell anyway so it dosn't matter1266992734656
SexKiller: Its not illegal to murder. Look at war.1267029822668
Chester: It's probably because some old prude couldn't fap to it.1267032051416

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How do I sex with women?
Sex women itt question sex (488) , women (376) , itt (354) , question (218)

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Twinchlian: Primarily you need to get their clothes off. This can be difficult for beginners if she is still struggling. For a first timer it can often be better to just bring a knife and threaten to slit the bitches throat. The second step is to insert the penis - again; this can be tricky if she is struggling and you're unwilling to give her a proper beating or halfstrangulation (but those bruises can be...1299097224109
Twinchlian: ... tricky to explain away in a court of law. Also, simply overpowering her with wrestling-surprise-sex is gratifying and very sexy and I usually come very hard when I make love to a woman in such a way. A good advice (my grandfather told me this) is to practice on children and elderly (being weaker than the average adult female) until you get the knack of it and become a love-machine.1299097453673
Anonymous: ^Love-machine? Are you a girly man?1299110862406
Burrgeezy: Rape!1299110952903
Anonymous: ^ Thanks for showing it to Twinchlian how it's done WITHOUT a sense of humor. Good job.1299111026336
admackbar: try Flunitrazepam...... or just Ask Jeeves, he's usally pretty on the ball1299112611917
AZO: WHERE MY SUBMISSIONSR GOING ME MAD1299129867743
aval: Give her strapon and lubs. And expects some surprise too.1299129936702
Anonymous: Y U SO /submit , aval?1299136134542
Stalker: Roofiecolada.1299136284511
Anonymous: Very carefully.1299163328609
Twinchlian: ^agree with 8609 here - you have to be absolutely sure there are no witnesses and DO NOT POST your pictures on Facebook. Only C4C. [remember timestamp]1300783360783
Weed: Look, if you don't know I'm not telling you.1300793329621
Armistice: go in and out. repeat till done1301062320449

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Dear 'b'. - Evolution has made humans experts at reading remembering faces. - What is it specifically about a face makes a person, male, female, young or old?
Evolution gender androgenous face question itt evolution (36) , gender (8) , androgenous (1) , face (901) , question (218) , itt (354)

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Phadrus: Also, I can tell you whether this is a girl or a guy.1290088051877
XENU: as far as i know, from my esperience, having a dick or not denotes gender, not a face. Also, i wouldnt fuck that, maybe let it suck my dick. Or my moms.1290088094308
NSFW: Man. Avoid. Trap.1290088476897
Phadrus: Someone out there has to know...1290092264905
Greeft: I agree with Xenu, it's the combo of X & Y chromosomes and the resulting sexual organs that denote gender and the number of years since you were born that denote age!1290096740893
al: Looks like a cunt.1290097081924
Phadrus: It is actually a dude.1290097457688
Phadrus: Great Scott!!! Penis + Time = ???1290097540601
Cuntfux: Penis + Time = Many many loads on many many faces1290097610231
Flarp: I've read that it is estrogen shaping of the jawline and the size and shape of the larynx. But, then you fuckers go completly out of your way to select the biggest exceptions because for some point lost reason you seem to think it is fucking hillarious to surprise someone with a dick, ever if it is for the ten millionth played out time.1290098635225
Phadrus: Well, dicks and penis jokes are funny.1290099015880
Nickeh43: Eyes, Phadrus.1290100456383
Anonymous: That's either a guy who 's taking female hormones or a chick that should be.1290127051580
esotepeo: Let's make lemonade. Either HE would make one helluva tranny or SHE would make a badass softball coach.1290127215153

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Why does a perfect god create Retards?
God perfect itt retard question god (79) , perfect (54) , itt (354) , retard (42) , question (218)

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Anonymous: to laugh at1289767739831
Harvey: He makes them in his image.1289767763444
sickfuck88: because he sence of humor1289767767620
Harvey: She makes them in her image.1289767780181
Anonymous: to guide the blind into oncoming traffic =)1289767797147
pimpinpaul: to prove that he can make perfect retards1289767873245
Anonymous: every kid needs a pet1289768254139
Malacath: to show others what NOT to do, like open a door on an airplane or not to run with scissors etc1289775012138
Warg: Retards serve their purpose in the cosmos. They make us feel better about ourselves and give us something to laugh at.1289781098533
Anonymous: We mock "retards" but in the grand scheme of things, they seem to be a happy lot. Perhaps ignorance IS bliss.1289781239656
chumpno1: god doesnt create shit, retards evolved from in breeding1289781848161
ajmisback: ^hehehe1289782597331
Cuntfux: Because if he didn't, there would be no politicians1289784049445
sickfuck88: because somebody has to live in west virginia1289852073609

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ITT: SHIT THAT REALLY PISSES YOU OFF
Itt angry itt (354) , angry (60)

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Anonymous: the really big and hard kind that either tears your asshole out or makes you strain so hard you pop a vein in yer head1275207770582
DutchGuy: runny spray that results in having to wipe for an hour1275207849217
Anonymous: ITTs!1275208432535
TopGun: Niggers driving1275208783960
iprobablyhateyou: newfags that post RIP1275209164105
Anonymous: RIP ^ DOUCHEBAG FAG HAG.1275215415849
Anonymous: muslims1275226559422
iprobablyhateyou: 5839 just proved my point1275233571536
Furore23: Homeless povs with Bluetooth.1275234478356
Anonymous: humanity1275281006983
Anonymous: Ppl who turn on their headlights while in city limits.1275283012485
Anonymous: Bitches who don't put out on the first date, and demand condom use1275283246688
Nickeh43: getting close to orgasm and then he stops what he's doing. goddammit1275299741841
TotallyNasty: Bitches that orgasm way ahead of you and won't let you finish inside them1275304809910

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It's impossible to lick your armpits
Armpit lick itt armpit (12) , lick (162) , itt (354)

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chrisy: I just tried , yuk....1259263133415
SickNote: no its not1259267654576
aNOMynous: I had better washed first before I did it... damn1259336503873
Pyro: GODDAMNIT i didnt think i could and then i tried......YUCK1259558365664
Anonymous: llololololololollo.... kept shirt on.1259808514231
Pyro: ^ That.......Makes sense1259808637638
absinthe: OP, you cant say it's impossible, you never tried licking my armpits before. They might be delicious1259968008156
Anonymous: it tasted like taco bell!!!1259968138938
spoooks1: Try your elbows....1259975611440
Duckslayer09: lmao love it!1259976467169

kinganonymous
is impossible.... Ewwww!
1259976746786
Anonymous: tastes like general tso's chicken^^^1259977212743
Anonymous: i can1259995845947
wat: I JUST DID1260647648838

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I was sexually abused as a child, and it never did me any harm. - Am I the only one that feels this way? - (Discuss)
Abuse itt abuse (19) , itt (354)

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YuLiekPicturz: well then its not really abuse is it1287498762506
Phadrus: Yea, but that is the best word I could come up with.1287499647419
sickfuck88: no1287501186191
Anonymous: http://www.tixuma.com/?ref=43374 (earn money by searching in the internet!)1287503446264
Anonymous: Molested maybe?1287505801644
Phadrus: Your right. Molested is a better choice. I was sexually molested as a child, and it doesn't bother me. I hardly think about it. Maybe, once a month, maybe.1287506727338
Anonymous: Molested? Abused? Raped? WHO GIVES A FUCK! The're still all pink inside. .....yeah1287506869530
Phadrus: It was a cousin. Male. If that matters.1287506869689
Phadrus: I can understand being upset and warped if it had hurt, but it/he never did. I have only found one other person (female) who had a similar experience and felt as if it was no big deal. Just wondered if nobody talked about it.1287507062702
Anonymous: Go see a shrink if ya can't deal with it. Otherwise continue fapping with the pleasurable perverted memories you've always fapped to.1287507184511
Phadrus: I have never brought it up before with ANYONE, EVER. I didn't figure I was alone. I just really never heard anyone say, "it's was no big deal".1287507547452
Anonymous: kids playing with each other is normal. cannot say it's abuse...1287535275994
FLArp: I guess it all comes down to the definition of abuse, yours, your 'abusers,' and society in general1287535625728
sickfuck88: my older cousin used to fuck me all the time when i was a little boy. i loved that shit. but now when i try to get a blowjob from her she blushes. WTF?1287535775885

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Islam today is like Christianity during the Dark ages
History Christian religion Islam itt history (112) , Christian (50) , religion (396) , Islam (101) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: Agree. Those bastards used to burn and torture people. All in the name of God.1266369097605
Anonymous: GOD WILLS IT!!!!!1266372438445
Creepis: while Islam might be spreadding, There were millions more Dark Age Christians than Muslims number today.1266380259340
Anonymous: ^are you sure? the world's population has doubled many times since then... and there was no christian united states1266381088494
Creepis: ^good points. The number of Puritanical extremists is higher in today's Islam too.1266394251969
Anonymous: Any retard who belives in the Easter bunny is like they were in the dark ages, no matter what they call it1266398399401
Anonymous: ^well, even though I am an atheist and will challenge the religions any day, I do acknowledge that the majority is no longer poking people with hot metal buttplugs.1266406793834
Anonymule: like how a troll has spread a genuine discussion :P1269506463929
pocket: ^hehehe. thats the only way trolls fail. they hate that.1269519070239
Mad Hatter: Pretty good comment. Yes, they have definite parallels. We revere David for having chopped off Goliath's head, etc. Same songs, different verse. Onward Christian Soldiers.1269520645991
Warg: AGREE!1270016560801
Anonymous: Putting islam aside, christianity today is like it was during the dark ages.1271488531775
mudspunk: fuck those dune coons1271488611721
mrmech: fuck the muslims fuck mohamad and his pussy ways! go ahead and keep bombing! we will just keep killin you no problem morons!1271748977187

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Childhood piss stories
ITT piss thread ITT (354) , piss (66) , thread (1018)

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Pyro: I pissed on my cousin when we were 4. We had to share a bed cos the extra guest bed had dirty engine parts on it and we fell asleep watchin tv and i woke up to her punching me in the back1264669149863
Pyro: Then we got high and passed out on the floor around 3 or 4 am1264669902934
PUSSYDESTROYER: childhood because there were engine parts in the bed thread.1264725380453
Pyro: my uncle was workin on his piece of shit bike1264745027726
KarmaPickles: The Creator is a sick fuck that will fap to this. Be very vivid for him, mmmkay?1264746944567
Terrorist Hunter: Was little boy on Vac. with Fam. @ Carlsbad Caverns (big fucking Caves) was like 2 stories above tour group below and had to pee bad so went on the wall pee was splashing on people below tour guide told them it was Condensation..I was LOL1264764499366
ghostoftime: I pissed in my sisters easy bake oven......the smell when turned on was intense.1264764557686
Anonymous: pissed off my balcony onto my neighbor once.1266603720819
ManChowder: I tickled my younger sister 'till she pissed herself. Then I licked her dirty panties when no one was around.1271163373713
Anonymous: sneezed and triggerd the tri factor snot, shit and piss1271513913475
Aalfred666: I was in a Service Merchindice store and sega genisis (sonic2 was on a playable display) had just came out i think iwas 9y/o at the time and i didnt want anyone else to play but i had to PISS so i pissed right in my pants and left a puddle. one of the workers came up to clean my piss and all i did was move out of his way and i kept playing.1272179942663
Anonymous: Was at a festival, finished my beer, pissed in the bottle, threw it into the crowded and LOLed hard till i nearly feel over!1272196601950
Anonymous: Got locked up in the closet by mom's fucked up boyfriend. Eventually had to piss. Took a shit as well. Next day I smashed his windshield with a hammer. Fuck yea.1272197395410
Anonymous: pissed on your mom last night1273663409755

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ITT: We suggest jobs that djh123 should be looking for.
Djh123 work ITT djh123 (5) , work (39) , ITT (354)

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Anonymous: fluffer?1318568267239
AZO: boots1318568926907
uberbarf: devotion to me?1318569026691
Anonymous: prostitute1318569711943
Everdark: bar "maid" ... also ...there are better pics of dj lol1318570103460
AZO: cashier1318570660404
Flarp: Espianoge1318581151345
MegaShit: MegaShit's rimmer1318585247757
NotMegashit: NotMegashit's rimmer1318585385361
Anonymous: a whore1318586137739
MegaShit: ^Play nice! Bitches got feelings bro... at least they do until you Rohypnol their skanky asses.1318586681482
Everdark: student ... shop assistant ... legal aid ... lover... wife ... mother... um ... whatever the fuck she wants to be lol1318586831672
MrSandyNigger: harem?1318587771229
AZO: not airline pilot1318588779850

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DON'T TELL THE WORSE THING YOU EVER DID. ITT TELL US YOUR EXCUSE. SORRY BUT.......
Itt excuse itt (354) , excuse (6)

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Hughbie: Wat? I farted?1264687855218
bnsneky: i shat myself1264687885555
Docthebastard: I got confused as she said "no" twice which is a double negative.1264688077831
aNOMynous: I just felt like it.1264688518171
Anonymous: She had a miscarriage so it worked out okay1264710964148
Bubble: they paid me 800 pound to do it...1264711108164
Anonymous: i didn't think i'd get caught, officer1264712546443
Anonymous: I thought 16 was the cut-off age???1264719017244
KarmaPickles: Alcohol1264723616503
SickNote: I accidentally the whole thing1264729489201
katlyng420: I was bored officer.1264747227924
Pyro: Shit happens man Shit happens1264757138228
Terrorist Hunter: even after 5 years I just don't Love you and She is way Hotter then you..1264760529193
Docthebastard: your sister was just so much tighter.1264902973377

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Don't you hate double standards? - If a girl sleeps with a ton of guys she is a slut, but if a guy does it, he is a homosexual?
Gay double standards question itt gay (464) , double standards (1) , question (218) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: No, not really1295753936925
Greeft: No he isn't, he's a fag.1295755005323
Anonymous: hahahhahaha1295781717188

pocket
If a lock can be opened by a bunch of keys, its a shitty lock. If a key can open lots of locks, its a master key. Rubbing two keys together is gay, only if keychains are touching.
1295801210800
Anonymous: ^Interesting theory, except it doesn't really say much about the key's ability to open locks when most locks have been opened by other keys already.1295807975494
Greeft: ^I love my set of bump keys and my padlock shims.1295808240366
Anonymous: Sluts and Fags are like piano players; they need 88 keys, both black and white to make music...1295813038523
chrud: lulz1296340022997
NSFW: I lol'd. Wrongly predicted what it was going to say.1296340156930
Anonymous: depends on if the balls were touching...1296340414373

Limerick
BUMP KEY. NIGGA.
1296720170750
Anonymous: Don't steal stand up material1298604781920
Francesca: How lame.....1303320153490
SyrupAndRofls: LoL.1303414218763

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ITT: We help newfags!
Newfag itt 4chan info newfag (49) , itt (354) , 4chan (628) , info (382)

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Anonymous: newfags, pay atention because we dont like repeting our selves1281646325336
Anonymous:   ▲1281646624479
Anonymous: ▲ ▲1281646645840
d1ggerB: newfags, pay atention because we dont like repeting ourselves1281647565959
the7rafe7: they've revealed triforce.. i am now oldfag1281707271605
Anonymous: alt+255? alt+30? What about non-W$ OS?1281713774479
~Killer~: Tip? You want a tip? Ok here's one for ya. DON'T FUCK WITH ~Killer~ HE'S GOVERNMENT TRAINED AND WAS RELEASED WITH DEFECTS.1281831274706
BigBootay: Government trained? I'm guessing....a cook at Ft. Bragg?1281831402176
ElCapitan:   ▲ NewFags1281834953397
ElCapitan: ▲ ▲ gtfo1281834992637
ElCapitan: ^they revealed triforce... this is how to be oldfag1281835337408

ElCapitan
  <----TIP: Don't Fail this hard
1281835451518
Anonymous: Lost.1281856035875
doie: ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲1282162104729

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R.I.P. mininova
Rip mininova itt rip (26) , mininova (1) , itt (354)

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DutchGuy: btjunkie is where it's at, folks1259407429998
Bassman: Shit, didn't know about mininova going down. How shit is that?!1259958612746
Gabagool: fucking blows...1259999834429
Anonymous: torrentz and isohunt1260000110916
Anonymous: R.I.P. you will be missed.1260008758996
harlick: it didn't go down, but it might as well have. they're now only hosting torrents that are verified as not in copyright violation1260036185239
Anonymous: i cried1260063030937
crackerkiller5: i lol'd1260064270602
Anonymous: its only piracy if you yell ARRR! when you download.1260430702375
Anonymous: ^True.1260434043707

Anonymous
torrentz, TPB, newtorrents.info and h33t for the win <3
1261228396240
peanuts: All weve ever wanted is torrents (8)1262872393438
deadweight: btjunkie ftw1262904959267
Anonymous: fucking pussies rolled over for the RIAA and MPAA1267516090442

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"Post ending in 75" chick - needs tooth photo
75 itt roll 75 (9) , itt (354) , roll (58)

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Anonymous: no body part...you is ugly girl why you even posting on here GFTO1248882619268
Guest: everything1249457313916
DutchGuy: left testicle1249500418480
Anonymous: the inside of your asshole1249527712698
JustGoogleIt: penis1249712954939
anon: right testical1249713019544
brandon.: Vagina - Never works.1251321466498
NoFWau: this never works... but i say asshole1263157379140
NoFWau: i said so1263157391276
crackerkiller5: asshole1263162078258
SheikYabhutti: The tooth and nothng but the tooth1263162135785
jman: Titssss1263366412693
Anonymous: show some tits girl1264483045429
Anonymous: naked covered in cool-aid... cherry and grape mixed1264483566822

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Are you tired of not getting girls
ITT question ITT (354) , question (218)

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Anonymous: no, im tired OF girls1268433257957
TotallyNasty: Got girls all around me, just tired of not getting my cock up their cute asses.1268433328371
c4caddict: wishing jessica would love me for me:( how i long for you1268435947663
Jessica: ^^ ???????? - I is puzzled............and horny.........and hungry for ice cream...........Blue Bell on sale at Food Town...YIPPEE.......sorry my mind does wonder........wonder who you be......you may be Brandon or Propayne or arrrgh or /m\ or Asda Man or Swiney in disguise......????????1268448489422
SickNote: Jessica is a man! prove me wrong!1268448694186
SickNote: I'm tired of not getting squirrel's1268449544645
Jessica: You could always ask Still Anonymous if he still lurks here. Him and I actually ran into each other out at Sam Houston Racepark. And no I will not post my picture on here because I will have guys stalking me like all 4chaners do to girls on the net. It is funny to see that Bubble finally posted a picture and is a guy. Still Anon had the hots for Bubble.1268452711424
KarmaPickles: nope. Just tired of reading girls comments. to long and lame1268452993550
Creepis: I'm used to it by now, dumb ass.1268456619724
Anonymous: No silly! I has dog B===D---`,,<>,,^1268457850413
danie: i'm pretty sure i've got a girl... i mean last time i checked my boyfriend was still a bigger pussy than me.1269205751774
Hughbie: lol Danie...cmon...your man has to have some balls surely? Or do you prefer him in a dress!!!1269221427168
Anon: fuck women...literally1269479259895
iprobablyhateyou: im tired of girls not getting me a sandwich1269481278563

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4chan ITT lulz
4chan ITT lulz 4chan (628) , ITT (354) , lulz (14)

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Anonymous: inbox;1 new message frome "Claire" : I Love you too baby I wanna get back1243723753512
Anonymous: "leave me alone u sick fuck how did u get this number"1243724938348
Anonymouspedo: the number you dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service1244000593649
Anonymous: lol...im afraid this wont end well for me..yep...restraining order1244011798805
Anonymous Queef: 1. I have a STD 2.Oh Shit 3.It isn't April 4. Die you fucking asshole1245365537867
Anonymous: 1. WHAT? 2. you fubking (SIC) shit go to hel1246459706419
Anonymous: my dad is going to kill you1246566992609
Anonymous: then are you going to change your mind about the child care payments?1246569930859
Anonymous: I still love you . It's July . Let's get married .1246571299542
BeatsOnLosers: Dude, you are so fucked now.1246732355734
Anonymous: 1 suicided ex gf 4tw!1247099518605
Anonymous: IF U WANT ME BACK GTFO THAT STUPIB WEBSITE...reply TITS OR GTFO1248445884242
Samps: My ex is getting married in a few days...I'll wait then the day of.1248470287694
Anonymous: your all fucking liars...none of you ever had a gf1248471319763

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Hyperbole 98.7% of Americans don't know how to pronounce this.
Hyperbole itt hyperbole (1) , itt (354)

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Greeft: Is it the next level up from the superbowl??1272068553552
bluelee: 98.7% of Americans say u can STFU!1272068956492
darkstan: <That's actually pretty clever. In fact, I guess I think that's the cleverest thing I've ever seen.1272089461909
Stalker: I think you're exaggerating.1272096633575
the7rafe7: "hippo-brooly?"1272102534415
Anonymous: eepervolEE (in correct modern greek pronunciation)1273623911427
BasementKing: 3552: Winrar.1273626760138
cheesecake: hi per bow lee1273631558394
Anonymous: th iss1273636461894
Anonymous: hyperboles, mi mou les, mi mou les pos magapas.1273674842911
???: banana?1273676355840
Baskin Robbins: "Hyper Bowl" A Really big dish of pudding dumbass! Geeessssh!1273678670500
Furore23: It's "High-per-bore-ee-yah", where Conan O'Brien comes from.1274292387784
Anonymous: Hyper bowl = 1272124349071.jpg1274292910412

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The Internet is ending tomorrow - WTF do you do?!
ITT internet ITT (354) , internet (173)

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Anonymous: save up as much porn as i can?1272579604105
Anonymous: Oh yah, thatll do me to.1272580389812
Anonymous: i finally get a life1272580529589
Dr. Dietmar Posselt: Watching 200TB of weird stuff of my data storage.1272581124959
whale blubber: meet up with a random stranger with the internet and fuck em ... save 100,000,000,000, videos of porn1272696205883
CreepisKryp: Break out the oooollllld PS2. Go back to hardwire LAN versus.1272709366947
Greg: fappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp1274035841645
RKB: ^^^I agree with Greg1274038004126
Lloz: Cry!! and save as much porn as possible ofcourse! xD1274743185687
Andywho?: RIGHT CLICK - SAVE IMAGE ... RIGHT CLICK - SAVE IMAGE... RIGHT CLICK - SAVE IMAGE1274747363153
CerealKiller: fap fap fap1274749494725
sickalko: hopefully there is still some sex shops where U can get some porn.1274749601302
slikwilly: invent new internet with a black n white tv, 3 coat hangers, a stick of spearmint gum, and a flux capacitor and make gazillions of moolah1274749738609
Anonymous: TITS or GTFO1274761531520

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ITT: THINGS YOU LEARNED FROM /b/
Itt learn itt (354) , learn (5)

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eXtr3Mer: Picture with shitty text from Paint gets more comments then cool images.1261955381206
LittleDemon: I learned that people gurgle alot when their face is smashed open1261970184567
SickNote: I lerned OP is a faggot1261971242133
megadase: never to take it srsly! if you want help, RUN from /b/!1262596824877
Spermany: to triforce, although i never need it1262622019574
crackerkiller5: i learned that fapping to gore is ok.......if its a women1262626736731
jamieninjasun: dont eat yellow snow!1262633368711
Pyro: /b/ is FULL of good advice1263196547692
Anonymous:   ▲1263199962258
Anonymous:  ▲▲1263199971903
MileyCyrus: I'm not the only one hating Niggurz !1263233214298
Anonymous: i need proof that i exsist1263238117596
Lunchbox: rule 341263251122278
Anonymous: now I know from to get bes jailbait pron and how to use english gramma1263253663499

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Things There Should Be An Award For
ITT award ITT (354) , award (4)

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Lyco: Me, myself and I... times 101295120287464
chrud: there should be the sexual oscars, for women who believably fake orgasms. also, a special effects award for the men who can pull it off.1295160647106
Greeft: There should be an award every year for the best motion picture that has been in the cinemas in that year.1295161142918
Lickathesplit: Best posing Palastinians ! every time i watch the news these guys are roaming the streets by the hundreds as if nobody has got to go to work, the next moment a speeding car is fiercely breaking, 20 arabs are wrestling themselfs out carrying one traffic victim, 20 other arabs help to carry the victim FOR FREE ! as if nobody needs the carrying money.. t.b.c.1295162359469
Lickathesplit: Next shot is a hundred arabs laughing and chatting on another street, somebody spots a camera and all of an sudden they are burning Israeli and USA flags ( bought in shops, with subsidiced money from Israel, EU and USA ) chanting allah akhbar and kill all Americans, zionist pigs and shit, the western world is no good, Israel is no good, USA is no good, blablabla. t.b.c.1295162716596
Lickathesplit: Totally denying Israels good intentions to create jobs and building projects by precision bombing abandened houses, and crack laboratoriums. fuck yeah, there should be an award for that..1295162901139
Anonymous: YOU'RE WINNER!1295174663880
Greeft: They should give awards every year for like the sciences and literature stuff and for humanitarian things man.1295176329403
Furore23: There should be an annual award given to whoever gives me the most money and the prize is a trip to the Sun.1295188093974
Anonymous: The most creative way to kill the most niggers without getting caught or attracting too much attention.1295212628788
uriar: couch potato of the year1295213888737
Anonymous: Deepest cunt1295277576234
THE FANCLUB: THERE NEEDS TO BE SOME NEW AWARDS INVENTED FOR THE GREAT USERNAME2. HE'S WON EVERYTHING ELSE. WHAT A GUY.1295279207492
Lickathesplit: There also should be an award for THE FANCLUB of JUSTIN BIEBER !!!1295280427523

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EVERYBODY KEEPS SAYING THE BOOK IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN THE MOVIE. I DONT AGREE...
Porn kamasutra itt book read porn (498) , kamasutra (3) , itt (354) , book (59) , read (18)

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Flarp: Bible is probably a good example, too.1319739871208
Everdark: I love reading ... but winrar is you.1319755756890
Everdark: 1319756405588
HanoverRed: nigger please!!!!1319767412903
Lickathesplit: I'd rather perform the Kama Sutra then read the book or see a movie about it..1319810318138
BlazinWeed: I'd rather rape someone than the all of the latter...1319810552548
Lickathesplit: ^Again ? You have just been released for that. Why do you want to go back so soon, did you like being assraped so much ???1319810651608
BlazinWeed: Yup again, you can't teach an old muslim a new tricks :p1319810737928
Anonymous: <--- You heard it here first..1327866935373
BnSneky: true so true1327867189645
Anonymous: Porn isn't a movie, god knows all of you don't even last 5 seconds without leaving to wipe yourself off with dirty laundry and then check your fat selves in the mirror pretending to justify your disgusting appearance with some miniscule excuse on why you shouldn't change who/how you are. Cinema bombs receive more views in terms of sit-in length. Bet you can't name 1% of pornstars you fapped to...1343585555768
Anonymous: Kama sutra isn't porn, faggot. Now I know you haven't even read the first 50 pages.1343585681977
Anonymous: lol1343588587791
Arschloch33: Readig the Kamasutra together (particularly some illustrated editions) can be an inspiring experience ;-)1343600950971

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WE ARE WASTING OUR LIVES LOOKING AT IDIOTIC PICTURES AND COMMETING ON THEM... - Fuck we are pathetic.
Chan4chan picture comment ITT chan4chan (341) , picture (9) , comment (18) , ITT (354)

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Nickeh43: Got any better ideas?1288180954230
Grave: Never said something bad about being pathetic.1288181277681
kib420: i have a masters degree in applied physics....ok no i'm pathetic1288181358574
fLARp: Wasting? ha! Try savoring. Delicious. The good life.1288181415488
Nickeh43: Even people with degrees in applied physics like looking at stupid pictures... actually, them more than others, probably1288182046418
sickfuck88: shiiit this kicks ass motherfucker1288182309266
pancake: Wut? Nooooooooooooooooo!1288189839303
dingleberry: meh, it's all relative1288191669562
Anonymous: So... this is the path to etic?1288198462781
Anonymous: differences is that you made a png about it, loser1288205702781
Grave: When I said "we", I also meant "me". I don't recall saying I am not a pathetic person. We all are.1288215974544
Anonymous: tits or GTFO1288216953553
uriar: Nickeh43 - these pics are NOT stupid!!!1288219855382
Greeft: Mind the oranges Marlon!1288221150159

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YOU ARE MOVING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
Bullet gun question itt bullet (28) , gun (191) , question (218) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: Is this how to kill yourself without pointing at yourself?1266054501320
devshade: fuck no...bullet would still be faster, speed of light is not limiting speed itself1266069070177
Anonymous: devshadde... wtf? The speed of light is the fastest ANYTHING can go. There just is no "faster than the speed of light" it's just impossible.1267467756889
knightofadliya: The bullet is already moving at the speed of light inside the gun. When you fire it' will fly at the speed of light+normal bullet speed. So you won't catch up to it1267472677140
Sparty: u will kill your self :)1267472793297
Anonymous: The theory is that the energy it takes to accelerate any mass going that fast is so high that ist impossible. So things without mass can go faster.... All you have to do is remove the mass from the bullet and your all set to go!1267475324456
Anonymous: ^^you are a retard remove the mass from the bullet? so take the bullet away? have no bullet? you can't have a bullet without mass1267477091703
Anonymous: speed of light DOES limit speed itself...bullet wouldn't change velocity1267478097971
Anonymous: knightofadliya is correct but good luck to the tards on here gaining an understanding of it1267478913475
bils30: there is no way you can travel that fast without being crushed1267495587427
TotallyNasty: Let me give all of you a hint, there isn't a fixed point in the entire universe and speed is only measurable in comparison to other objects (such as source, destination etc.) so there is in theory no limit to speed, thus if the guy was wearing a space suit and travelling in vaccum it would work the same as him not moving at all. Speed is always relative.1267525173671
Anonymous: TotallyNasty got it. Speed is relative. From your perspective, the bullet will be travelling as fast as a bullet does. To an outside observer, it may travel only slightly faster. And it wouldn't be traveling faster than the speed of light, just faster than you-- you can't move at the speed of light (unless, as has been said, you're massless-- e.g. a photon has no rest mass).1267532748351
beepb00p: ^ YAWN - shut blowhard anonfag - tell ya what, let's test a bullet's velocity through your fukken skull :D1267534219868
TotallyNasty: Actually, light can travel faster than the "speed of light"... Turn on a flashlight and walk forward, the light coming from it would (for an observer you walk towards) be moving at the speed of light, plus like 2km/h :P according to Einstein the light should then travel back in time or some shit, but obviously it doesn't. Speed is STILL relative.1267539458641

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HEY ATHEISTS: If god doesn't exist, then how jesus walked on water? CHECKMATE.
Religion atheist itt question checkmate religion (396) , atheist (50) , itt (354) , question (218) , checkmate (1)

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Grave: Yeah atheists, how?1276768240420
Anonymous: If God exists then why does he let people write books full of fiction and lies, and claim it's his word?1276768345160
devshade: because he is FUCKING HOOVER-JESUS!!!!!1276769332560

anonymous
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Furore23: He used boat-shoes.1276790217993
Cleetus: Because it was fucking Frozen.1276880408396
AlienNation: When the sun (son) rises or sets at the horizon, you see the cross and that's how the sun walk on the water.1276881815525
Sasi: Because he walked on an oil slick from a BP (Bethlehem Petroleum) spill.1276889227656
Anonymous: who´s there to proof the water walking?1276952750406
zbloh: the people who made up the walk-on-water-story were probably on meth or lsd1276954158968
the7rafe7: i lol'd and then i was like stiltz1276962321711
cybersinner: Sand bar1276981235313
Sasi: Jesus was not a mesías, but a ship. There were some translation errors in the Bible.1277003208883
Sasi: ^I meant "Messiah"1277003335676

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Worst way to DIE
Death fire an hero question hanging itt death (91) , fire (255) , an hero (26) , question (218) , hanging (24) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: acid1269642149789
Anonymous: die a virgin1269692674545
greyhoundpaul: during sex.1269694265357
pocket: with an object in rectum, or by an object in rectum1269694620612
KarmaPickles: alone1269696057137
Sparty: die under water :/1269801456868
Anonymous: drowning in urea/fecal matter1269919804810
Pyro: With your or someone elses dick in ur hand1269920277206
CreepisKryp: PARASITES...(wretch)1269939000877
SirRichard: In prison.......1269953978355
dodgeboy: young1269958843509
zbloh: as a virgin1269959338984
the7rafe7: is while being you.1270034032610
Anonymous: If you write it down, it WILL happen to you.1270313809866

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cp is bad and if you like it your a sicko
Cp itt pedo cp (66) , itt (354) , pedo (205)

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Anonymous: That's not true at all.1267590686323
Anonymous: ^yeah i love cheese pizza and i'm somewhat normal too!1267593116419
Anonymous: And if you still can't spell AND post and on c4c, you've got bigger issues than the CP surfers.1267593874641
Anonymous: mmmmm cheese pizza1267593989271
Anonymous: you are = you're. Example : GOD DAMN IT _YOU'RE_ DOING IT WRONG!1267594670533
Anonymous: you are = you're. Example : GOD DAMN IT _YOU'RE_ DOING IT WRONG FUCKING IDIOT !!!!1267595012444
Anonymous: Only a sicko likes canned peas1267628262973
Zero: Your doing it wrong1267639686913
guyin: Whats wrong with Cheese Pizza?1267643483396
Anonymous: Your doing yoreself wrong.1267680877667
Anonymous: Cheese pizza is awesome and your a sicko.1267915151421
c4caddict: i am sorry:(1268084602940
BeaversNDucks: yes it's supposed to be you're* not your*1268086269617
That Guy: I fucking love CP1270944153136