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IF GOD ISN'T REAL? - Then why do people waste time discussing it on C4C?
God religion itt god (79) , religion (396) , itt (354)

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Limerick: You know what's worse than people who endlessly argue over trivial things? Trivial critics of people arguing over trivial things.1287303418853
Limerick: The Game.1287303442340
Muhammad: Hey all im saying is MORE tits and lolz1287303529649
Muhammad: I guess the entire world is a critic of some trivial topic...??1287303731509
Anonymous: SIGH1287304259577
Muhammad: lol1287304467887
Phadrus: I wish it was that simple. Theist cause most of the wars and misery on this planet. But, if you want to post more porn, I'm all for that! What were we talking about?1287319555230
Greeft: FUCKING HELL YOU CUNT! YOU ARE SOOOO WRONG! HOW CAN YOU MAKE SUCH SHIT CLAIMS! SANTA AND THE TOOTH FAIRY DO FUCKING EXIST, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE BELIEVE IN THEM, SO THEY HAVE TO BE TRUE!!!!!!1287323201101
Phadrus: ^He/She must be right, because they are using cap-locks.1287323905242
Nickeh43: Wait, wait. Is this picture debating about debating? WAT?1287325240343
Greeft: ^^Actually I wasn't I just held the shift key.1287325789830
Muhammad: LOL @ Greeft and i agree Phadrus.......1287342024199
Muhammad: @ Nickeh43 - The picture is just some frustration over seeing the "if god isnt real" pictures everyday1287342126405
Kib420: tits1287342574994

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did you know that most PEDOFILES are ATHEIST
Pedo atheist itt question pedo (207) , atheist (50) , itt (354) , question (218)

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Anonymous: would like to see the stats on that because it seems like most are catholic priests1271710244285
Anonymous: Now that, was sharp. Nice one1271721138485
Greeft: Oh really, thanks for that. Oh and your god is a cunt.1271721813149
the7rafe7: lol then explain catholic priests..1271722250383
Greeft: ^They're the ones who stick magnets up little boys arses aren't they??1271722319378
the7rafe7: ^ no usually its little jesus figurines1271723474119
Anonymous: Did you know that most atheists can't can't spell peophile correctly?1271732836378
Anonymous: Did you know that most atheists can't can't spell pedophile correctly?1271732862852
Pyro: ^Lol1271733031950
Greeft: Did you know that most paedophiles can't spell adult?1271735780417
CreepisKryp: OP was born of his younger sister. PERIOD.1271744979221
Anonymous: Its true, most priests don't pelive in god. They are in it for the boys!1271949674867
Anonymous: At least when priests are raping children they don't use contraception... so according to the bible, it's okay.1271954776877
WhiteShark: Did you know that most pedophiles are religious fags, priests,bishops, etc...?1272021364627

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You must post ITT if you think mainstream porn is crude, boring and overrated.
Porn overrated ITT porn (500) , overrated (2) , ITT (354)

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Bubble: .o/1254919488778
DutchGuy: i do, but i still fap to it. am i an hypocrite?1254921828502
Pyro: no cos i do the same1254921922682
Anonymous: amateur porn ftw1255588995706
Anonymous: ITT1257406984774
Anonymous: Yes it is. Watching other people when they are doing it for real, not acting, that's what's exciting.1257420683108
PlaugedByLife: ^ so true....swinging is my kinda game.1257422005144
crackerkiller5: 3108....i agree1257429696370
Sinonymous: no, doing for real, not watching it, is exiting. Try it with something other than your hand, sometime!1257434257567
Hughbie: That is going to be hard for some here. They are quite attracted to their hands. I'm sure some would marry their hand if they could. I would but I married a women instead...I mean vagina...I mean breasts..oh shit..one of those female thingos...she's cute n pretty n all that stuff... Jessica would like to....anyhow....1257434751591
Anonymous: ^ lol yes, but that's implied. The topic is porn media and how to you feel about it. Most movies are so plastic, so fake, it's lame. But a video of real people is indeed better than porn, not better than doing it yourself, obviously!1257434811558
Hughbie: true true...got off topic there. Most porn movies are just lame these days. And what is with the guys spitting into the chicks arsehole or the girls spitting on the guys dick? Like srsly...Use some lube but don't gross me out with that shit. So there is crude. Boring, hello...copy pasta anyone? All the same to most extents. Overrated? Obsofuckinglutley.1257435172610
Sinonymous: And what is with the guys spitting into the chicks arsehole or the girls spitting on the guys dick? That shit is thespian GENIUS!!! These are HARD working PORN STARS, doing thier best to make YOU CUM!!! Give these TALENTED HACKTORS and HACKTRESSES the SPECT they DESERVE. I LOVE you Bela Donna.1257436195661
Redrocco: its all copypasta when it comes to mainstream porn, tho its relieved occasionally by the rare appearance of a truly enthusiastic newcomer.1257436423281

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The Goat Tower - Dubs get you in - Trips and you can live there - Quads make you king
Goat tower itt goat (19) , tower (28) , itt (354)

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Nickeh43: I normally don't do/like these, but come on, it's the fucking Goat Tower.1326258417615
Nickeh43: Damn, rejected from my own tower of goats.1326258479925
FUCKINGMETAL: king!1326258503929
FUCKINGMETAL: fffuuu1326258538364
Smeagol: smeagol will rapes these goatses....1326258608526
Anonymous: king1326272578475
Harvey: My name is silly, not billy.1326276193816
Grund1e: For the love of God!1326276410576
Mianus: do they come as a pair or is that extra?1326276575200
Everdark: rolling...1326276627698
Everdark: sadz1326276642137
idrankallthebeer: rollin rollin rollinnnnnnnnn1326277007364
idrankallthebeer: damn dude.1326277045174
Quantum69: Rolls.....1326282969415

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most IRL racist experience you've ever had?
Racist itt racist (35) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: Went into a McDonald's in a black neighborhood, was completely ignored by the kid behind the counter and he took the person on line behind me. I complained and wqas told they don't serve white people here. I demanded to see the manager (black), who was standing nearby. He took me to the side and said he needed to keep the kid because he was one of the few that actually showed up for work every day1258865466482
bonkers: I was called pinkboy by an arab waiting inline for a kebab.1258891022154
Hughbie: Called a white monkey (gwei leow or something sounding like that) on the subway in singapore by an old chinese lady...stupid women didn't realise I understood what it meant so I told her off...but meh, thats life..1258898541221
Anonymous: People are people. If it isn't racism it's fat jokes or something else. Get over it.1258941910107
Anonymous: BTW... most IRL? So dreams or stuff you saw on tv doesn't count?1258941986887
Anonymous: There was this one time me and my friends saw the retarded, crack head nigger, so we tied him to our truck and drug him behind us1258950087762
Bubble: ^winner,1258956330341
Pyro: Some mexican asked me if i had any weed....i did but i asked him why he asked me and he said "Well we notice yuo hang with black man over there soi ask you"1259009523398
IAKSAKKAK: i ate a chinese girl once1259057530446
Anonymous: i raped a nigga girl once does that count1259068713821
Anonymous: I'm a nigger and I hate myself so much for being black, I often beat myself with 4 cut-off extension cord while calling myself derogitory names1259090859138
cogent: Got yelled at for trolling down the same street repeatedly. I was looking for some coke (which my friend had got the week before, on the same street, in my car, with me in it) but when YOWHITEBOY!! came strutting my way, I gassed on outta there1259376217288
Anonymous: Illegal alien Beaner fired several pistol shots at the Anglo USA citizen (me) for being in "their" the illegal's, side of town1259376872514
akingu: I got charged with ethnic intimnidation for calling a nigger a nigger but when a nigger called my gf a white honkey bitch he got away with it. now i hate them all1259419909130

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I've cheated on all 8 of the guys i've "dated". Questions?
Women itt women (379) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: Got HIV?1238098368763
lul: you one of these looerbitches with only loser frieds right?1248202986554
Anonymous: Guess which one gave you the STD .1248204200750
Anonymous: Are any of them relatives ?1248204465278
Bubble: They cheated on you to proberly, get over yourself bitch. Question: They dump your surspectadly ugly ass?1248204877575
Cam the PedoMan: TITS OR GTFO!1248324021269
Anonymous: i heard she used to have herpes till her crabs ate them1248324851516
POOPSTICK: wow good for you whore1248327729886
Pyro: how many of them cheated on you first?1252049759434
Anonymous: pictures or it didn't happen1252069368837
randyvanburen: got full blown aids?1252089482170
Sinonymous: no, she has arse cancer. but her arse cancer has aids!1252089641223
ThrillBilly: does it burn when you pee? do you want it to? ;)1252125417367
Anonymous: My God woman, what sound does it make when you run? fpbbffththtttph1252168437842

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You Know You're a /b/tard When...
4chan itt 4chan (628) , itt (354)

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Bubble: you know what CP stands for, you are sucsesful troll, you become racist and your eyes hurt, not due to a fence iv material.1260349656813
SirRichard: you keep comming back to this site looking for.........WHAT?!?!?!1260364467407
pocket: You know what a prolapse is- and it doesn't surprise you1260370584725
randyvanburen: you think the girls in /b/ are actually girls....1260375358378
DutchGuy: you can eat a sammich while watching the worst gore pics evar1260376671886
Anonymous: goatse makes you hungry for beef ravilois1260402344643
bonkers: You are on /b/1260479771997
jackfrosty: The first tiem you look at a truly horrific image and instead of horror.", a selection of witty comment possibilites pop into your brain!1260795489206
Mr Hat: you spend most of your day commenting on pictures1260798880519
Hughbie: you are mentally devoid of any feelings towards bleeding fools, blended mice, headshots and runny noses.1260801881376
TITS: your name is in red^1260802080435
SickNote: your name is a tag1260840989817
Lunchbox: you know who Boxxy is.1260841303308
Anonymous: jackfrosty nailed it1260841961285

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ITT: Your favorite super hero/villain
Super hero villain ITT super hero (1) , villain (7) , ITT (354)

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Anonymous: green lantern1258001459421
Sinonymous: FELCHATRON the FLANGE FUCTOLOGIST1258035985446
The Joker: The Batman1258069951319
James T. Kirk: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN1258070819531
Redrocco: The Beyonder1258070865337
Redrocco: 1258071059740
absinthe: He who walks behind the rows1258071925340
GTAMGSFAN: Rogue from the X-Men comics, because she can have all the powers and is SOOO tappable.1258211504975
DannDruff: FFFUUU1258225458990
Anonymous: The Flash1258259783214

jackfrosty
Baroness BJ
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anon: Cameron (terminator) oh sorry thats fav sex toy1258537083433
Anonymous: the joker, "why so serious" oh and pedobear1258549590837
TheHitman: superman all day, super girl is runner up1258567862936

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Research has proven 8/10 americans are too stupid to solve math problems. Simplify: 5*4-(5+8)/|8-16+2|
Math ITT math (51) , ITT (354)

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Anonymous: like the nimrod who made this thinking it came out to 8/101275830484489
Anonymous: 1.1666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666661275830574804
Anonymous: At least 85% of statistics are wrong1275831991966
markcriley: 5*4-13/l-6l = 20-(2 1/6) = 17 5/61275840955158
cybersinner: 20 - (13 / -6) ---> 20 - -2.167 = 22.1671275841463206
Anonymous: 22 and 1/61275859375558
markcriley: Vertical lines around 8-16+2 are Absolute Value symbols.1275864104411
Anonymous: 5/4 of americans have trouble with fractions1276074423693
Anonymous: ^ LOL!1276098888726
Anonymous: Whoa that's clever1276709807755
Anonymous: Further research has proven that eurofags post math problems with claims that amerifags cannot solve them, that the op "solved" with the wrong answer to begin with..1277725288121
Anonymous: .71277725545884
Anonymous: 40 years on and I've never needed any of that fancy maths shit in real life1277732905167
chrisboy: its 4/5 lol plp are solving the ring problem =]1277733182541

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OPEN YOUR BOOKMARKS TAB; GO DOWN TO YOUR 7TH BOOKMARK POST LINK!
Bookmark itt bookmark (3) , itt (354)

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Invailid: http://www.muller-godschalk.com/nl/msn.html1273353779656
Greeft: http://vimeo.com/113383271273353942744
Anonymous: http://blogs.msdn.com/tims/archive/2009/01/12/the-bumper-list-of-windows-7-secrets.aspx1273358008749
Anonymous: http://cuteoverload.com/2008/04/14/ladies-and-gent-3/1273359664444
Anonymous: bestgore * com1273363091737
anon09: http://gapingvoid.com/category/cartoon/ The first link in the 7th categorized folder1273367439847
beepb00p: http://webmail.excite.com userid bepbep pw iamgod91273368506725
noend: http://www.ass4all.com/1273370971126
Anonymous: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread348619/pg1 (Covenant theory, Jews and Nordics page 1)1273410938940
Anonymous: //girls.twistys.net/preview/totm/01-2007/04/?t1/revs=glx777/index.html1273439877776
TopGun: http://www.neo-arcadia.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=211273439926810
cheesecake: http://picasion.com/ create gif images1273458099576
TwoFaced: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/8422616 Interesting read1273475197339
Mortisha323: http://www.pyramid-gallery.com/TroubledWalk.html1273478770103

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uncross your feet / legs and take off your left hand from your face.
Advice itt advice (281) , itt (354)

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Pyro: well it was half right- my legs arent crossed1260245427251
DannDruff: FFFFFFUUUUUU1260287581185
Anonymous: was whole wrong....1260288007591
Anonymous: that's not where my left hand is... ;-)1260298678819
mynamehere: this was SPOT ON!! unbelievable1261186617947
TASTYbacon: Yeah whatever........1261188292666
Daddy: half right, my legs were crossed, but my hand wasn't on my face! :P1261189788321
crackerkiller5: ?????1261194977789
Van: freaky1261195749158
Stillfree420: damn they were right1261207484814
Spermany: yyeah half right... my hands were crossed and my left leg was on my face1261223908672
Anonymous: More like, cross your legs and take your hand of your penis.1261224380513
Anonymous: you can leave your hand on my penis big guy.1261226282177
Anonymous: Holy fuck.1261306215723

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STOP POSTING GAY SHIT. >:|
Gay itt gay (469) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: lol this will get much use1261110387210
Anonymous: Stop shitting gay posts1261110875104

Anonymous
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themadhatter666: YAR!1261535691127

Anonymous
Never
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ImaD00d
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ImaD00d
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Anonymous: fuck this shit, you guys are faggots1261807500273
NIGIUS: um are these guys christians?1261807582513
Anonymous: So much penis! Woot!1261810942228
Anonymous: wow my post got this much shit on it? fuckn fag.. i said stop posting gay shit >:|1261813563139

kinganonymous
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Anonymous: ITS OK 2 BE GAY1263779473115
Anonymous: IF YOU DON'T LIKE GAYS, DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT!1264525229772

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Agnosticism- Makes perfect sense. Really.
Religion Agnosticism ITT Religion (396) , Agnosticism (1) , ITT (354)

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Anonymous: agnosticism is about knowlegde, religion is about belief.129913451799
Psilofyr: It's impossible to argue with Agnostics so GTFO!1300367525755
Anonymous: By this rationale, an agnostic can never really truly know that he is stupid.1300374269199
iprobablyhateyou: ^by your rationale, you don't truly know you are a nigger1300380005494
AZO: the worst is when one type of stupidity makes you think you're very very smart.1300398015308
anonymule: yeah, it's fun to see the retards fighting about god, or the lack thereof.1300416839337
MrPerspective: It's like Socrates said: "Realizing the extent of what you do not know is half of all knowledge."1300418155301
pocket: Religitards try to make the atheist appear to be adamant in their "belief" in no god, thus reducing them to the same level, as if they were both systems of faith. The burden of proof is on the religious, and all of you agnostics are just being polite... you know what the evidence clearly demonstrates.1300456985920
pocket: There quite well may be a higher level of whatever than us, but we have no (factual) reason to believe that right now. Remember your Sagan: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. btw, 9199 was me... Sorry IPHY, I had to.1300457200132
iprobablyhateyou: lol still a nigger tho1300474961127
MrPerspective: Correction, religulous fanatics: an ATHEIST actually *believes* in the non-existence of God. An agnostic, however, remains open to all possibilities as well as healthily critical of all the nonsense of clergies and hypocrisy of bigots (or vice-versa!). "Good evening, everyone. My name is Perspective and I'm a life-long unrepenting Agnostic. - GOOD EVENING, PERSPECTIVE!" (^_^)1300543916639
pocket: ^ Do you not read previous posts, or just not understand them?1300548246425
Anonymous: ^^ Atheists *know* that there is not such things as gods, godesses, werewolves and invisible pink unicorns (the mere fact that the origins of deity contructs is well known, is all that is needed to debunk the theists' claims). So until someone bring evidences to support such absurd hypotheses, then they do not exist.1300557400969
Anonymous: Hmm, but...atheists, u mad? :D1300562944328

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You are retarded if you believe in any of these things...
Retard ITT religion retard (43) , ITT (354) , religion (396)

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Burrgeezy: God1311123501480
Squirrley1: Liberalism...1311123513427
veranet: "buy one get one free"1311124857437
Greeft: ^ BOGOFF!1311125366681
Captngeetch: I promise not to cum in your mouth1311125861161
Burrgeezy: Just the tip...1311125888414
anonymule: BOGO sales1311126521562
Anonymous: a smart nigger, a honest politician, a 12 year old virgin1311127434334
Cunt81: ....That socialism of any kind, in any amount will actually work.1311128244420
ANARCHONYMOUS: That government of any kind is actually for the people's benefit1311128334949
Greeft: Socialism... nope, capitalism... nope, communism... nope. How about we all try autism next?1311130444423
Anonymous: women1311130942486
chumpno1: she will blow you for the rest of your life1311133799839
danielsimba: Rape.1311143670164

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How do I sex with women?
Sex women itt question sex (489) , women (379) , itt (354) , question (218)

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Twinchlian: Primarily you need to get their clothes off. This can be difficult for beginners if she is still struggling. For a first timer it can often be better to just bring a knife and threaten to slit the bitches throat. The second step is to insert the penis - again; this can be tricky if she is struggling and you're unwilling to give her a proper beating or halfstrangulation (but those bruises can be...1299097224109
Twinchlian: ... tricky to explain away in a court of law. Also, simply overpowering her with wrestling-surprise-sex is gratifying and very sexy and I usually come very hard when I make love to a woman in such a way. A good advice (my grandfather told me this) is to practice on children and elderly (being weaker than the average adult female) until you get the knack of it and become a love-machine.1299097453673
Anonymous: ^Love-machine? Are you a girly man?1299110862406
Burrgeezy: Rape!1299110952903
Anonymous: ^ Thanks for showing it to Twinchlian how it's done WITHOUT a sense of humor. Good job.1299111026336
admackbar: try Flunitrazepam...... or just Ask Jeeves, he's usally pretty on the ball1299112611917
AZO: WHERE MY SUBMISSIONSR GOING ME MAD1299129867743
aval: Give her strapon and lubs. And expects some surprise too.1299129936702
Anonymous: Y U SO /submit , aval?1299136134542
Stalker: Roofiecolada.1299136284511
Anonymous: Very carefully.1299163328609
Twinchlian: ^agree with 8609 here - you have to be absolutely sure there are no witnesses and DO NOT POST your pictures on Facebook. Only C4C. [remember timestamp]1300783360783
Weed: Look, if you don't know I'm not telling you.1300793329621
Armistice: go in and out. repeat till done1301062320449

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ITT: SHIT THAT REALLY PISSES YOU OFF
Itt angry itt (354) , angry (60)

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Anonymous: the really big and hard kind that either tears your asshole out or makes you strain so hard you pop a vein in yer head1275207770582
DutchGuy: runny spray that results in having to wipe for an hour1275207849217
Anonymous: ITTs!1275208432535
TopGun: Niggers driving1275208783960
iprobablyhateyou: newfags that post RIP1275209164105
Anonymous: RIP ^ DOUCHEBAG FAG HAG.1275215415849
Anonymous: muslims1275226559422
iprobablyhateyou: 5839 just proved my point1275233571536
Furore23: Homeless povs with Bluetooth.1275234478356
Anonymous: humanity1275281006983
Anonymous: Ppl who turn on their headlights while in city limits.1275283012485
Anonymous: Bitches who don't put out on the first date, and demand condom use1275283246688
Nickeh43: getting close to orgasm and then he stops what he's doing. goddammit1275299741841
TotallyNasty: Bitches that orgasm way ahead of you and won't let you finish inside them1275304809910

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It's impossible to lick your armpits
Armpit lick itt armpit (12) , lick (164) , itt (354)

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chrisy: I just tried , yuk....1259263133415
SickNote: no its not1259267654576
aNOMynous: I had better washed first before I did it... damn1259336503873
Pyro: GODDAMNIT i didnt think i could and then i tried......YUCK1259558365664
Anonymous: llololololololollo.... kept shirt on.1259808514231
Pyro: ^ That.......Makes sense1259808637638
absinthe: OP, you cant say it's impossible, you never tried licking my armpits before. They might be delicious1259968008156
Anonymous: it tasted like taco bell!!!1259968138938
spoooks1: Try your elbows....1259975611440
Duckslayer09: lmao love it!1259976467169

kinganonymous
is impossible.... Ewwww!
1259976746786
Anonymous: tastes like general tso's chicken^^^1259977212743
Anonymous: i can1259995845947
wat: I JUST DID1260647648838

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I was sexually abused as a child, and it never did me any harm. - Am I the only one that feels this way? - (Discuss)
Abuse itt abuse (19) , itt (354)

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YuLiekPicturz: well then its not really abuse is it1287498762506
Phadrus: Yea, but that is the best word I could come up with.1287499647419
sickfuck88: no1287501186191
Anonymous: http://www.tixuma.com/?ref=43374 (earn money by searching in the internet!)1287503446264
Anonymous: Molested maybe?1287505801644
Phadrus: Your right. Molested is a better choice. I was sexually molested as a child, and it doesn't bother me. I hardly think about it. Maybe, once a month, maybe.1287506727338
Anonymous: Molested? Abused? Raped? WHO GIVES A FUCK! The're still all pink inside. .....yeah1287506869530
Phadrus: It was a cousin. Male. If that matters.1287506869689
Phadrus: I can understand being upset and warped if it had hurt, but it/he never did. I have only found one other person (female) who had a similar experience and felt as if it was no big deal. Just wondered if nobody talked about it.1287507062702
Anonymous: Go see a shrink if ya can't deal with it. Otherwise continue fapping with the pleasurable perverted memories you've always fapped to.1287507184511
Phadrus: I have never brought it up before with ANYONE, EVER. I didn't figure I was alone. I just really never heard anyone say, "it's was no big deal".1287507547452
Anonymous: kids playing with each other is normal. cannot say it's abuse...1287535275994
FLArp: I guess it all comes down to the definition of abuse, yours, your 'abusers,' and society in general1287535625728
sickfuck88: my older cousin used to fuck me all the time when i was a little boy. i loved that shit. but now when i try to get a blowjob from her she blushes. WTF?1287535775885

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ITT: We suggest jobs that djh123 should be looking for.
Djh123 work ITT djh123 (5) , work (39) , ITT (354)

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Anonymous: fluffer?1318568267239
AZO: boots1318568926907
uberbarf: devotion to me?1318569026691
Anonymous: prostitute1318569711943
Everdark: bar "maid" ... also ...there are better pics of dj lol1318570103460
AZO: cashier1318570660404
Flarp: Espianoge1318581151345
MegaShit: MegaShit's rimmer1318585247757
NotMegashit: NotMegashit's rimmer1318585385361
Anonymous: a whore1318586137739
MegaShit: ^Play nice! Bitches got feelings bro... at least they do until you Rohypnol their skanky asses.1318586681482
Everdark: student ... shop assistant ... legal aid ... lover... wife ... mother... um ... whatever the fuck she wants to be lol1318586831672
MrSandyNigger: harem?1318587771229
AZO: not airline pilot1318588779850

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DON'T TELL THE WORSE THING YOU EVER DID. ITT TELL US YOUR EXCUSE. SORRY BUT.......
Itt excuse itt (354) , excuse (6)

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Hughbie: Wat? I farted?1264687855218
bnsneky: i shat myself1264687885555
Docthebastard: I got confused as she said "no" twice which is a double negative.1264688077831
aNOMynous: I just felt like it.1264688518171
Anonymous: She had a miscarriage so it worked out okay1264710964148
Bubble: they paid me 800 pound to do it...1264711108164
Anonymous: i didn't think i'd get caught, officer1264712546443
Anonymous: I thought 16 was the cut-off age???1264719017244
KarmaPickles: Alcohol1264723616503
SickNote: I accidentally the whole thing1264729489201
katlyng420: I was bored officer.1264747227924
Pyro: Shit happens man Shit happens1264757138228
Terrorist Hunter: even after 5 years I just don't Love you and She is way Hotter then you..1264760529193
Docthebastard: your sister was just so much tighter.1264902973377

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Don't you hate double standards? - If a girl sleeps with a ton of guys she is a slut, but if a guy does it, he is a homosexual?
Gay double standards question itt gay (469) , double standards (1) , question (218) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: No, not really1295753936925
Greeft: No he isn't, he's a fag.1295755005323
Anonymous: hahahhahaha1295781717188

pocket
If a lock can be opened by a bunch of keys, its a shitty lock. If a key can open lots of locks, its a master key. Rubbing two keys together is gay, only if keychains are touching.
1295801210800
Anonymous: ^Interesting theory, except it doesn't really say much about the key's ability to open locks when most locks have been opened by other keys already.1295807975494
Greeft: ^I love my set of bump keys and my padlock shims.1295808240366
Anonymous: Sluts and Fags are like piano players; they need 88 keys, both black and white to make music...1295813038523
chrud: lulz1296340022997
NSFW: I lol'd. Wrongly predicted what it was going to say.1296340156930
Anonymous: depends on if the balls were touching...1296340414373

Limerick
BUMP KEY. NIGGA.
1296720170750
Anonymous: Don't steal stand up material1298604781920
Francesca: How lame.....1303320153490
SyrupAndRofls: LoL.1303414218763

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ITT: We help newfags!
Newfag itt 4chan info newfag (49) , itt (354) , 4chan (628) , info (382)

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Anonymous: newfags, pay atention because we dont like repeting our selves1281646325336
Anonymous:   ▲1281646624479
Anonymous: ▲ ▲1281646645840
d1ggerB: newfags, pay atention because we dont like repeting ourselves1281647565959
the7rafe7: they've revealed triforce.. i am now oldfag1281707271605
Anonymous: alt+255? alt+30? What about non-W$ OS?1281713774479
~Killer~: Tip? You want a tip? Ok here's one for ya. DON'T FUCK WITH ~Killer~ HE'S GOVERNMENT TRAINED AND WAS RELEASED WITH DEFECTS.1281831274706
BigBootay: Government trained? I'm guessing....a cook at Ft. Bragg?1281831402176
ElCapitan:   ▲ NewFags1281834953397
ElCapitan: ▲ ▲ gtfo1281834992637
ElCapitan: ^they revealed triforce... this is how to be oldfag1281835337408

ElCapitan
  <----TIP: Don't Fail this hard
1281835451518
Anonymous: Lost.1281856035875
doie: ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲1282162104729

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"Post ending in 75" chick - needs tooth photo
75 itt roll 75 (9) , itt (354) , roll (58)

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Anonymous: no body part...you is ugly girl why you even posting on here GFTO1248882619268
Guest: everything1249457313916
DutchGuy: left testicle1249500418480
Anonymous: the inside of your asshole1249527712698
JustGoogleIt: penis1249712954939
anon: right testical1249713019544
brandon.: Vagina - Never works.1251321466498
NoFWau: this never works... but i say asshole1263157379140
NoFWau: i said so1263157391276
crackerkiller5: asshole1263162078258
SheikYabhutti: The tooth and nothng but the tooth1263162135785
jman: Titssss1263366412693
Anonymous: show some tits girl1264483045429
Anonymous: naked covered in cool-aid... cherry and grape mixed1264483566822

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Are you tired of not getting girls
ITT question ITT (354) , question (218)

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Anonymous: no, im tired OF girls1268433257957
TotallyNasty: Got girls all around me, just tired of not getting my cock up their cute asses.1268433328371
c4caddict: wishing jessica would love me for me:( how i long for you1268435947663
Jessica: ^^ ???????? - I is puzzled............and horny.........and hungry for ice cream...........Blue Bell on sale at Food Town...YIPPEE.......sorry my mind does wonder........wonder who you be......you may be Brandon or Propayne or arrrgh or /m\ or Asda Man or Swiney in disguise......????????1268448489422
SickNote: Jessica is a man! prove me wrong!1268448694186
SickNote: I'm tired of not getting squirrel's1268449544645
Jessica: You could always ask Still Anonymous if he still lurks here. Him and I actually ran into each other out at Sam Houston Racepark. And no I will not post my picture on here because I will have guys stalking me like all 4chaners do to girls on the net. It is funny to see that Bubble finally posted a picture and is a guy. Still Anon had the hots for Bubble.1268452711424
KarmaPickles: nope. Just tired of reading girls comments. to long and lame1268452993550
Creepis: I'm used to it by now, dumb ass.1268456619724
Anonymous: No silly! I has dog B===D---`,,<>,,^1268457850413
danie: i'm pretty sure i've got a girl... i mean last time i checked my boyfriend was still a bigger pussy than me.1269205751774
Hughbie: lol Danie...cmon...your man has to have some balls surely? Or do you prefer him in a dress!!!1269221427168
Anon: fuck women...literally1269479259895
iprobablyhateyou: im tired of girls not getting me a sandwich1269481278563

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Hyperbole 98.7% of Americans don't know how to pronounce this.
Hyperbole itt hyperbole (1) , itt (354)

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Greeft: Is it the next level up from the superbowl??1272068553552
bluelee: 98.7% of Americans say u can STFU!1272068956492
darkstan: <That's actually pretty clever. In fact, I guess I think that's the cleverest thing I've ever seen.1272089461909
Stalker: I think you're exaggerating.1272096633575
the7rafe7: "hippo-brooly?"1272102534415
Anonymous: eepervolEE (in correct modern greek pronunciation)1273623911427
BasementKing: 3552: Winrar.1273626760138
cheesecake: hi per bow lee1273631558394
Anonymous: th iss1273636461894
Anonymous: hyperboles, mi mou les, mi mou les pos magapas.1273674842911
???: banana?1273676355840
Baskin Robbins: "Hyper Bowl" A Really big dish of pudding dumbass! Geeessssh!1273678670500
Furore23: It's "High-per-bore-ee-yah", where Conan O'Brien comes from.1274292387784
Anonymous: Hyper bowl = 1272124349071.jpg1274292910412

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The Internet is ending tomorrow - WTF do you do?!
ITT internet ITT (354) , internet (173)

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Anonymous: save up as much porn as i can?1272579604105
Anonymous: Oh yah, thatll do me to.1272580389812
Anonymous: i finally get a life1272580529589
Dr. Dietmar Posselt: Watching 200TB of weird stuff of my data storage.1272581124959
whale blubber: meet up with a random stranger with the internet and fuck em ... save 100,000,000,000, videos of porn1272696205883
CreepisKryp: Break out the oooollllld PS2. Go back to hardwire LAN versus.1272709366947
Greg: fappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp1274035841645
RKB: ^^^I agree with Greg1274038004126
Lloz: Cry!! and save as much porn as possible ofcourse! xD1274743185687
Andywho?: RIGHT CLICK - SAVE IMAGE ... RIGHT CLICK - SAVE IMAGE... RIGHT CLICK - SAVE IMAGE1274747363153
CerealKiller: fap fap fap1274749494725
sickalko: hopefully there is still some sex shops where U can get some porn.1274749601302
slikwilly: invent new internet with a black n white tv, 3 coat hangers, a stick of spearmint gum, and a flux capacitor and make gazillions of moolah1274749738609
Anonymous: TITS or GTFO1274761531520

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ITT: THINGS YOU LEARNED FROM /b/
Itt learn itt (354) , learn (5)

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eXtr3Mer: Picture with shitty text from Paint gets more comments then cool images.1261955381206
LittleDemon: I learned that people gurgle alot when their face is smashed open1261970184567
SickNote: I lerned OP is a faggot1261971242133
megadase: never to take it srsly! if you want help, RUN from /b/!1262596824877
Spermany: to triforce, although i never need it1262622019574
crackerkiller5: i learned that fapping to gore is ok.......if its a women1262626736731
jamieninjasun: dont eat yellow snow!1262633368711
Pyro: /b/ is FULL of good advice1263196547692
Anonymous:   ▲1263199962258
Anonymous:  ▲▲1263199971903
MileyCyrus: I'm not the only one hating Niggurz !1263233214298
Anonymous: i need proof that i exsist1263238117596
Lunchbox: rule 341263251122278
Anonymous: now I know from to get bes jailbait pron and how to use english gramma1263253663499

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EVERYBODY KEEPS SAYING THE BOOK IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN THE MOVIE. I DONT AGREE...
Porn kamasutra itt book read porn (500) , kamasutra (3) , itt (354) , book (60) , read (18)

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Flarp: Bible is probably a good example, too.1319739871208
Everdark: I love reading ... but winrar is you.1319755756890
Everdark: 1319756405588
HanoverRed: nigger please!!!!1319767412903
Lickathesplit: I'd rather perform the Kama Sutra then read the book or see a movie about it..1319810318138
BlazinWeed: I'd rather rape someone than the all of the latter...1319810552548
Lickathesplit: ^Again ? You have just been released for that. Why do you want to go back so soon, did you like being assraped so much ???1319810651608
BlazinWeed: Yup again, you can't teach an old muslim a new tricks :p1319810737928
Anonymous: <--- You heard it here first..1327866935373
BnSneky: true so true1327867189645
Anonymous: Porn isn't a movie, god knows all of you don't even last 5 seconds without leaving to wipe yourself off with dirty laundry and then check your fat selves in the mirror pretending to justify your disgusting appearance with some miniscule excuse on why you shouldn't change who/how you are. Cinema bombs receive more views in terms of sit-in length. Bet you can't name 1% of pornstars you fapped to...1343585555768
Anonymous: Kama sutra isn't porn, faggot. Now I know you haven't even read the first 50 pages.1343585681977
Anonymous: lol1343588587791
Arschloch33: Readig the Kamasutra together (particularly some illustrated editions) can be an inspiring experience ;-)1343600950971

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WE ARE WASTING OUR LIVES LOOKING AT IDIOTIC PICTURES AND COMMETING ON THEM... - Fuck we are pathetic.
Chan4chan picture comment ITT chan4chan (343) , picture (9) , comment (19) , ITT (354)

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Nickeh43: Got any better ideas?1288180954230
Grave: Never said something bad about being pathetic.1288181277681
kib420: i have a masters degree in applied physics....ok no i'm pathetic1288181358574
fLARp: Wasting? ha! Try savoring. Delicious. The good life.1288181415488
Nickeh43: Even people with degrees in applied physics like looking at stupid pictures... actually, them more than others, probably1288182046418
sickfuck88: shiiit this kicks ass motherfucker1288182309266
pancake: Wut? Nooooooooooooooooo!1288189839303
dingleberry: meh, it's all relative1288191669562
Anonymous: So... this is the path to etic?1288198462781
Anonymous: differences is that you made a png about it, loser1288205702781
Grave: When I said "we", I also meant "me". I don't recall saying I am not a pathetic person. We all are.1288215974544
Anonymous: tits or GTFO1288216953553
uriar: Nickeh43 - these pics are NOT stupid!!!1288219855382
Greeft: Mind the oranges Marlon!1288221150159

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YOU ARE MOVING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
Bullet gun question itt bullet (28) , gun (192) , question (218) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: Is this how to kill yourself without pointing at yourself?1266054501320
devshade: fuck no...bullet would still be faster, speed of light is not limiting speed itself1266069070177
Anonymous: devshadde... wtf? The speed of light is the fastest ANYTHING can go. There just is no "faster than the speed of light" it's just impossible.1267467756889
knightofadliya: The bullet is already moving at the speed of light inside the gun. When you fire it' will fly at the speed of light+normal bullet speed. So you won't catch up to it1267472677140
Sparty: u will kill your self :)1267472793297
Anonymous: The theory is that the energy it takes to accelerate any mass going that fast is so high that ist impossible. So things without mass can go faster.... All you have to do is remove the mass from the bullet and your all set to go!1267475324456
Anonymous: ^^you are a retard remove the mass from the bullet? so take the bullet away? have no bullet? you can't have a bullet without mass1267477091703
Anonymous: speed of light DOES limit speed itself...bullet wouldn't change velocity1267478097971
Anonymous: knightofadliya is correct but good luck to the tards on here gaining an understanding of it1267478913475
bils30: there is no way you can travel that fast without being crushed1267495587427
TotallyNasty: Let me give all of you a hint, there isn't a fixed point in the entire universe and speed is only measurable in comparison to other objects (such as source, destination etc.) so there is in theory no limit to speed, thus if the guy was wearing a space suit and travelling in vaccum it would work the same as him not moving at all. Speed is always relative.1267525173671
Anonymous: TotallyNasty got it. Speed is relative. From your perspective, the bullet will be travelling as fast as a bullet does. To an outside observer, it may travel only slightly faster. And it wouldn't be traveling faster than the speed of light, just faster than you-- you can't move at the speed of light (unless, as has been said, you're massless-- e.g. a photon has no rest mass).1267532748351
beepb00p: ^ YAWN - shut blowhard anonfag - tell ya what, let's test a bullet's velocity through your fukken skull :D1267534219868
TotallyNasty: Actually, light can travel faster than the "speed of light"... Turn on a flashlight and walk forward, the light coming from it would (for an observer you walk towards) be moving at the speed of light, plus like 2km/h :P according to Einstein the light should then travel back in time or some shit, but obviously it doesn't. Speed is STILL relative.1267539458641

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HEY ATHEISTS: If god doesn't exist, then how jesus walked on water? CHECKMATE.
Religion atheist itt question checkmate religion (396) , atheist (50) , itt (354) , question (218) , checkmate (1)

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Grave: Yeah atheists, how?1276768240420
Anonymous: If God exists then why does he let people write books full of fiction and lies, and claim it's his word?1276768345160
devshade: because he is FUCKING HOOVER-JESUS!!!!!1276769332560

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Furore23: He used boat-shoes.1276790217993
Cleetus: Because it was fucking Frozen.1276880408396
AlienNation: When the sun (son) rises or sets at the horizon, you see the cross and that's how the sun walk on the water.1276881815525
Sasi: Because he walked on an oil slick from a BP (Bethlehem Petroleum) spill.1276889227656
Anonymous: who´s there to proof the water walking?1276952750406
zbloh: the people who made up the walk-on-water-story were probably on meth or lsd1276954158968
the7rafe7: i lol'd and then i was like stiltz1276962321711
cybersinner: Sand bar1276981235313
Sasi: Jesus was not a mesías, but a ship. There were some translation errors in the Bible.1277003208883
Sasi: ^I meant "Messiah"1277003335676

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Worst way to DIE
Death fire an hero question hanging itt death (91) , fire (261) , an hero (26) , question (218) , hanging (24) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: acid1269642149789
Anonymous: die a virgin1269692674545
greyhoundpaul: during sex.1269694265357
pocket: with an object in rectum, or by an object in rectum1269694620612
KarmaPickles: alone1269696057137
Sparty: die under water :/1269801456868
Anonymous: drowning in urea/fecal matter1269919804810
Pyro: With your or someone elses dick in ur hand1269920277206
CreepisKryp: PARASITES...(wretch)1269939000877
SirRichard: In prison.......1269953978355
dodgeboy: young1269958843509
zbloh: as a virgin1269959338984
the7rafe7: is while being you.1270034032610
Anonymous: If you write it down, it WILL happen to you.1270313809866

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2+2x2x2x2/2+2 - if you get this wrong you need to go back to school
School itt math school (160) , itt (354) , math (51)

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Arsonist: it is 81283129240192
Anonymous: 4 duh1283129263171
XENU: nigger=81283130873393
Anonymous: 10 rdogg1283133590498
Anonymous: potatoe1283136618905
AlienNation: 431283137286378
crackerkiller5: the answer is quite simple. all you have to take the 2 and divide it by 6 then you take 12 because its a verb and then you.......uuuhhhh1283152805858
Anonymous: They see me trollin, they hatin1283154095336
Anonymous: I came.1283154178686
suomynonA: l did the math, its 71283154268140
Anonymous: Please excuse my dear aunt sally.1283158914819
hansi1954: first 2x2x2/2 = 4 - then +2 +2 = 8 , okay ?1283165900416
Limerick: What on earth is this math shit everyone seems to be touting like the carcass of their only child? The answer to this is and forver shall be be my penis.1283166693254
Grave: magnets1283167917606

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ITT - Imagine what the world would be today if the Nazis had won the war
Nazi itt imagine Nazi (175) , itt (354) , imagine (6)

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Hughbie: Have won the war? What war? Maybe if they HAD won the war we wouldn't get fucked up grammar like this example.1263368870402
ImaD00d: We'd have a lot more gorgeous, intelligent blond haired blued eyed folk like myself walking around.1263374212391
robohitler: no niggers, kikes or bean niggers1263414374717
Anonymous: There would be no c4c and we would all have been gased for being subversive.1263417854693
Anonymous: Then we all would have poor grammar. Try, "Nazi's had won..." wtf?1263418219924
Anonymous: ^Agreed. Also try, "would be like today..."1263418308827
ImaD00d: @9924 Hughbie already adressed that grammatical error in the first post. @8827 please stop encouraging grammar nazis like 9924. Come on boys, lets stay on topic here.1263448846168
Anonymous: good point no mobile phones, bad point no internet1263457633977
Hughbie: We'd all goose step our way to and fro...1263465141748
Anon: WAY better.1264791783257
Docthebastard: No middle east problem, no niggers, no muslims, no USSR (or cold war). Men living on the moon (german rocket science wouldn't have been split up), trains on time,1264902562850
Anonymous: ^ don't get on the train, it'll be the last journey you ever make1264911021625
Anonymous: Docthebastard likes Monkeydust! :-)1264966108916
Bubble: Gramafags GTFO :) The world would be a more peaceful place, we (my generation 26) wouldn't know any diffrent by now. But i bet i would be able to get fuckin job and not have to prop up banks and listen to incompitant fucktards like Blair, Bush and Gordaon fuckshitass Brown.1264967684144