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if you were about to be killed on death row, what would be your last meal?

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1279071671284.jpg Info: JPG, 44 Kbytes (494x451) Added by: Boxxy (Jul 14, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Miley Cyrus 1279080877709 Anonymous: Stephanie Pratt 1279084836980 Pyro: Fire and weed....and CHEETOS 1279085437628 Wr104Gamma: Southern style pork ribs with a good rub, applewood smoked, sweet baby rays BBQ sauce, Texas toast, macaroni salad, followed by cheesecake and herb brownies.. And your mom 1279170834169 TwoFaced: Tons of sushi, which are to be eaten from nekkid Japanese loli..... I mean, I'm on death row anyway amirite... 1279571526763 the7rafe7: the red pill. 1279579326102 absinthe: One freshly clubbed baby seal seared rare with spotted owl reduction served in a black bear's skull, Chernobyl grown fiddlehead fern sauteed in virgin menstrual blood , and a psilosybin mushroom compote for dessert. Oh, and some Flaming Hot Cheetos 1279579428325 Anonymous: Roast Bald Eagle with white truffle sauce, Beluga caviar, and Key Lime pie... 1279581518918 Moongrim: Sandra Bullock 1279581698123 iprobablyhateyou: nigger dick 1279589350833 Wr104Gamma: lmao @spotted owl reduction 1279603982464 Anonymous: Honestly I'd give my last meal to someone else. If you are going to die in an hour or two anyway, why bother eating? 1279604335540 iprobablyhateyou: ^fucking confucius anon 1279605267123 athiest: Cereal, you can live forever if you keep adding milk 1279632329958 (show all comments) TwoFaced: ^ Then you're a cereal killer on death row 1279661207130 TwoFaced: ^ 1279661230876 Anonymous: The rest of the whore they caught me with. 1279669035347 Anonymous: something thatll make a messy shit 1280272958311 Anonymous: 100 ilbs of hor pockets 1281124931161 vengance: the entire taco bell and in-n-out menus and ex-lax to make it xtra messy! 1281129772894 al: Tombstone Pizza. 1281130120886 sqwrrl: Correctional officers. 1281133344594 Hellcat1138: vigin pussy no age limit 1281135302918 Anonymous: someone else's lunch from the fridge 1281135450586 Anonymous: If I was to be electrocuted, I'd eat all the friggin' beans I could hold 1281135578887 BigDaddyD: Random 10 year old. preferably the warden's daughter 1281144151482 Anonymouse: ^ damn! you beat me to it. 1281324836108 headbuster17: Probably arby's, cuz I bet that's all they have in Hell. 1281328895339 hecramsey: I would really try to eat light, very stressfull being executed. Maybe soup, rice pudding, a light, non caffienated beverage. 1281329450986 Cogent: At first, i hated Buster. But then.... yay! Arby's: so fucking true. 1281329839138 Nickeh43: Pizza Hut! 1281330007534 Anony-me: STRAWBERRY FLAVORED PUSSY 1281415356786 XENU: spotted Dick, with a slab of cock and balls 1281415387590 Anonymous: pussy 1281417643845 so_what_if___: if death by electricution? a large plate of C4. 1281816849304 Anonymous: The executioner 1281823608284 tentonsoftnt: mmm...Boxxy. 1282443776973 gympervert: tofu so when i die i let out a rottern bean curd smell 1282480307547 Anonymous: kfc and yes i'm a nigger 1282480797595 Jesus: ^of course a blackman would be on death row. And i'll have KFC too 1282528224721 fingerofdoom: fuck that. im having a pussy 1282531942346 Anonymous 1282541003961 LeashedHate: Barbiurates and Vodka. 1282546699960 TitsMagoo: A Thousand Year Egg... and I want a fresh one.... I'll wait. 1282569022660 Anonymous: corn, when il be electricuted itll bow popcorns 1282569472351 anon: i'd eat some pussy 1282572172790 Squirrely1: The antidote... 1282574277531 asp: wife's cooking - get me before the execution 1282574705113 mACÄK: hot cakes 1282613022643 ThelemicMage: heroin, cocaine, lsd, & hash. all at once 1282622481416 Anonymous: an insane amount of DMT 1282624699793 Anonymous: @fingerofdoom: awesome! which manga is it? 1290613954269 SLIPPY: A bacon cheezburgr with an entire pound of bacon served on a Qur'an, fries with Friday's Jack Daniel's glaze, and some CHEETOS. 1290615168382 Anonymous: Ops Mother's Pussy! 1290616825464 weirdboy: The judges wife, with her daughter for dessert. 1290634653880 Anonymous: stephanie pratt for sure 1291340601200 Phadrus: All-You-Can-Eat buffet. 1291344876670 Clownichter: Bulls testicles wrapped in foreskins. A bowl of every pill that makes you hallucinate. Some random milfs tittie milk. Baby seal stuffed with turkey and dog. Any asian and/or weird food from around the world including fetus.....and CHEETOS 1291348802768 Twinchlian: a cheese and weed pizza 1291351617815 Anonymous: Monster-Style In-N-Out Boiga (it's a westcost thing) amongst a variable boatload of foodie porn! 1291403112367 blackal: Ex Lax, might as well leave a mess when I go. 1291403558923 FLaRP: Electric chair? Dynamite, def. 1291451266332 leashedhate: Filet mignon, lobster tail, garlic mashed potatos and a bullet. Big motherfucking bullet. 1291451370327 Anonymous: i don't fucking care as long as it is stuffed with bacon! 1291500678139 Anonymous: something light i have been trying to lose some weight 1291502535886 Anonymous: As much as possible so I could projectile vomit on my victims family before they strap me in. 1291503625363 WernerWicked: Puddin just Puddin.... 1291508255658 cybersinner 1291508288939 cybersinner 1291508310596 fapperdoodle: i'll go with the bacon turtles 1291520614759 Anonymous: ehhh, I'm not that hungry 1291520946254 Lickathesplit: a cyanide pill, wanna cheat those fuckers if i cannot escape... 1291581873856 Anonymous: 9 buckets of KFC...10 would be too much 1291582233386 alanon123: None ya got damn business. nosy fuckers. 1291586156403 Anonymous: A young virgin, complete with a side of astroglide. 1291663036856 Anonymous: Birds nest soup, salmon caviar, duck liver pate, saffron rice, and a nice, pussy-shaped cake with icing made from the pussy juices of Jessica Alba, Anna Sophia Robb and Kate Beckinsale. And for the drink a Yoo-Hoo! 1291667532293 Anonymous: Rice. Fucking love Rice. And maybe a side of cake. 1291669044116 Anonymous: toasted jew 1291877748700 Anonymous: the warden 1291901681135 Phadrus: I'll have what ever Hannibal Lector is having. 1291911978499 cybersinner: the wardens daughter 1291924768950 fav: you mum 1291951391469 Munster: Corn pops... 1291973155919 Anonymous: handcuff keys salad 1291974592564 RobertPaulsin: ^ lol 1291991835540 Anonymous: 20 year's worth of Del Taco Combination burritos. 1294558348447 Cock wrangler: Something that is extremely difficult to track down and only in season once every 20 years or something lol 1294559054115 thruster: gallon of milk in 1 hour challenge but with blood. 1294559334684 sohceye: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian durian fruit to stink the joint up. 1294560766436 Anonymous: I think I would make an apeal for a knife so I could do the job myself... wouldnt want those fucking incompetent idiots to fuck something up. 1294897141329 FormerlyAnon: 12 y/os and 13 y/o scotch 1294905934753 Purplekush420: Cosmic brownies.....a shit load and a nice blunt?? can that be part of a meal haha 1294906046218 Anonymous: T-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's Grape 1294907815588 Anonymous: fyi, you only get $20 to spend on it. 1294908829974 JessiSlaughter: powdered sugar on strawberrys with bacon and perogis 1295298248217 BnSneky: bottle of Jack, then who would care 1295298486579 Anonymous: cereal. cuz if u keep asking for more milk, u never finish. Thus u're never executed. 1295327554810 Anonymous: a 10 year old girl 1295328032601 Deputy derp: Apparently you can't order alcohol on death row and the food can only be something that can be made in the cafeteria, only amount to less than $20 or so and it can only be consumed by the inmate on death row. One inmate requested a pizza be delivered to a homeless person but it was denied. Also while they will try to accommodate the request it is not a guarantee. 1295330634802 Anonymous123asd: selena gomez 1295365611376 avaL: Potato. 1295365784106 The Evil Twin: Pussy, with a side order of more pussy! 1295366120234 Anonymous: I'll have a gingerbread man, freshly caught 1295390002604 Anonymous: my neighbors 11 year old daughter 1295397069698 Rumorluvr: Chipotle!!!! 1295398455803 Anonymous: Boxxy 1295398581129 Gypsygreen: Deputy derp, you missed the whole fucking point 1295426714590 Warg: all you can eat buffet 1295427619929 Anonymous: CHEESE PIZZA MMMMMMM 1295753708530 Anonymous: Puddi a lot of puddi 1295753724266 crazyassmofo: Extra Large pepperoni with extra cheese 1295770368349 Anonymos: Whats in the pic in the thread immidiately below this one 1295811802709 Anonymous: The person who dies before me. 1295853024377 Anonymous: a bomb, like the one in the kid in the hurt locker. i'm goin out with a bang bitch! 1297578007545 TinFoilHatGuy I am CookieMonstaKilla 1297586683138 Anonymous: a motherfuckin sammich 1298813076379 Weed: Not sure, but my last drink would definitely be Leninade. 1298813525233 Oran Gutan: ^Id love to try some of that leninade 1298855252612 Anonymous: Roast Do-Do Bird stuffed with soft boiled dinosaur eggs ... and take you time with that!! 1298927172661 aval 1298927288799 rick james: vagina yo fuck a sangwitch 1298938997196 Kcsapper: OP's Mom 1298950923175 Anonymous: Blonde soccer player covered in whipped cream 1298951470507 MDMA: ecstasy...... yeah! 1298952275574 Burrgeezy: never ending pancakes at IHOP 1298952351221 Tattoos: All you can eat lobster. 1308609898520 Fa9olore: Gaza Orphan Tear Sorbet 1308653137407 Anonymous: virgin pussy & pizza. no exceptions. 1308672145703 Anonymous: a 12yo girl, 18 yo scotch and a shit load of cocaine 1308678299303 Flarp: babies is a garlic sauce 1308789295200 Anonymous: my last meal would be vicky 1310083084395 Anonymous: Penguine ribs. I bet those would be tasty. 1310711933159 Anonymous: mac and cheese 1310713473932 Chris23: Hmmm... A gun and enough ammo to kill anyone that gets in my way reaching freedom. And pepsi. 1311086953901 Anonymous: teriyaki chicken 1311102190555 Anonymous: pussy. pussy. & more pussy. 1311104500513 danielsimba: warden's daughter 1311220378221 chumpno1: op's mums pussy 1311245150560 kjay: all the pussy with ice cream they can find 1311495539131 Anonymous: A Mc Rib and a Shamrock shake, those two thngs are never on the menu at the same time. 1311501511148 royalblood1985: Hash brownies, last meal and high at the sametime 1313646117946 Anonymous: just hook me up to the fruit roll up factory 1313653084477 Freundchen des Todes: i'd eat myself, starting with my dick, eventually leaving nothing left but my bare asshole, shitting myself out in the middle of the cell --- CHECKMATE, executioners!!! 1313660149387 Anonymous: Pussy a la Charlize Theron, with Michelle Trachtenberg Tart for dessert. 1313715983577 Anonymous: Lots of beans and chili. I heard you void your bowels when you die and I want to give them a little present 1313721508967 Anonymous: All you can eat Chinese. Just keep it coming for 70 years until I die. 1313871518406 Anonymous: pot brownie? 1313886031256 MrPerspective: (facepalm) C4C, I am SO disappoint. Think, guys, THINK! Me, I'd ask for a fresh Dodo egg omelette. They're not cloning these back in existence any time soon. Not if it's just research money aimed at executing a convict... 1313886614468 Weeble: A bowl of fortune cookies... 1313896615907 Anonymous: A dominos pizza with a bottle of pepsi and a reese's peanut butter sunday. 1313897447312 twistedfuck: the ground up deep fried cock, balls, eyes, legs, arms, and liver of every guard, jailer, warden and employee of the prison system in which I was incarcerated. 1313897893957 KofeeAnon: lily84 1313949200573 Edward Cullen: Bella. 1313949834424 Captngeetch: Liver, with fava beans...and a nice chianti...nom nom nom 1313979934277 Raven's Wing: I would have something like cabbage and White Castles or something that causes equally bad and smelly shits so when I voided my bowels from the electric chair or whatever, the executioner and coroner would be assaulted by some horrid stennch that seared their eyebrows off. It would be my posthumous lulziez! 1313998251256 Anonymous: Hemlock. Fuck you, warden! 1313999516572 Bernd d. Brot: lily99 (°o° ) 1314025113949 YuLiekPicturz: food 1314025143192 Bernd d. Brot: loly2000 ( ° o ° ) 1314025154195 Anonymous: I live in Britain, so it doesn't concern me and I don't go abroad. 1314983245913 Anonymous: yeah, i don't go to the U.S. or any other fundamentalist country, like saudi arabia 1315216774539 Quantum69: Crocodile penis with kangaroo balls, raw. 1315219791678 Anonymous: My little sister's vagina... 1315238090435 Ditch: His sister's Vagina 1318608417687 machineinc: His sister's mother's vagina 1318620795933 Anonymous: Miley Cyrus' younger sisters vagina... 1318631044738 Anonymoot: lolis, plz. 1318728250855 Anonymous: Breakfast at Tiffany's. 1318733255585 Korzo: Your mom... 1318743098186 Anonymous: nigger feces 1318746230785 uberbarf: an omelet from the eggs of a dodo bird 1318748669211 Anonymous: the judge's dick 1318776107882 The Original Spoon: rice 1334004897862 bulbasaur111919: Pounded scat from a double fisted bear. 1334007707947 Chicagosox23: mila kunis :) 1334093062778 Anonymous: Dinner salad with ranch drassing, Beef Wellignton, asparagus, garlic mashed potatoes, dinner roll, Pinot Noir; and for dessert, pumpkin pie with whipped cream and a scoop of French Vanilla ice cream. 1334100084946 Anonymous: Chocolade cake stuffed with lockpicks and 9mm with silencer. 1334195787116 bulbasaur111919: I hear giant turtle meat is tasty. 1334240429625 StormTrooper: Baked beans, cabbage, hardcooked eggs, bran cereal, popcorn. Then stand back when they throw the switch 1334368552568 Lexicon: Same as Ted Bundy: Juice 1334369508331 halfmast: i would like the wardens young daughter 1334390411865 4hrsmn: Either a double bacon chz burger w/ a over easy egg on top, salty steak fries w/ mayo and a chocolate milkshake or a 32oz blood rare ribeye, chili chz tator tots, large curd cottage chz w/ black eye peas & pepper and either a cherry coke or vanilla dr. pepper.... and a 12yo Rika Nishimura on the side. 1334839027797 Anonymous: Oskar Meyer weiners. 1334863320893 Anonymous: HWood's pussy and asshole 1338847974969 Anonymous: Subway. Eat fresh. 1344534777800 Anonymous: Haggis and a pint of pigs blood. 1345190436883 ChimpDaddy: Your little sister's hymen... 1345249155802 Smeggy: Bottomless coffee cup 1345264552467 Khalthar: I'll take an order of Giant Squid... flame grilled thank you. 1345265615412 Anonymous: my wife's sister 1345268950576 Munchdog: The executioner's hands. 1345271288378 Anon: Litre of Ezra Brookes 1352426875947 Anonymous: i would refuse a last meal and try and end world suffering instead, so for that reason i would have justin beaver sat on my knee as they pulled the lever. 1363312490951 Anonymous: Duh. Can of spinach. 1363341658372 Anonymous: The chaplain's brain. 1378561726658 Anonymous: A sheet of acid, so I can experience the death rush in the proper frame of mind. 1378563154874 Cheesecake: smoked short ribs - cole slaw - 1421200604745 Anonymous: 25 pounds of freshly harvested gravel from Mars 1421254037278 Anonymous: dispatch half a dozen Asian thugs on the streets of Paris in hand to hand combat without breaking a sweat. 1421281201943 Anonymous: Charlie Wax, another in a long line of secret agents who play by their own set of rules. 1421281362271 Anonymous: A cute little boy ! 1421337667656 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: SouthernPride ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/136820/if_you_were_about_to_be_killed_on_death_row,_what_would_be_your_last_meal?

YOU SOMETIMES WATCH YOURSELF IN A MIRROR, LETTING SALIVA DRIP FROM YOUR UPPER TEETH TO YOUR LOWER, PRETENDING YOU ARE AN ALIEN

alien (85) , saliva (1) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1275573078375.jpg Info: JPG, 67 Kbytes (801x511) Added by: Anonymous (Jun 3, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: I don't need to pretend because I really am one. 1275757565186 iprobablyhateyou: op = fag 1275760809442 anonymule: 1275772426103 Anonymous: yes illegal alien 1275775977663 Furore23: When I do that, it's not to pretend I'm an alien. 1276021507264 Anonymous: have actually done that yes 1277126329159 SickNote: I thought it said salvia lol 1277191760979 Pyro: ^ Ill take a hit 1279016471272 the7rafe7: hmm not for a while nao maybe its cause im just on /b/ in that time. 1279016594678 TitsMagoo: I like to drip saliva from my lower teeth to my upper teeth. It's more bad ass. 1279113586283 so_what_if___: watch?v=Zg_dgRk-1nw (youtube) 1280348318649 Anonymous: its true 1280355629915 crackerkiller5: c4c is in my personal life 1280356494726 Anonymous: im guilty 1280356829640 (show all comments) Stupid: i´m only dripping my gf saliva 1280361477676 Bulweig Steinbeißer: you don’t even know about my salvia plant, mum 1283389695487 Knome: uum nooooo 1286480025567 GrYm: Us aliens are greatly misunderstood.. 1286480498136 Tattoos: I never do this. My mouth is always too dry. 1338510246258 Queefly: I sometimes watch myself in a mirror, letting cum drip from my still-hard dick, pretending I just fucked your Mom......Oh, wait. I just did. 1338510576439 Tattoos: ^Awesome! 1338510673270 Anonymous: ^^You sick motherfucker!!!!! My mom has been dead and buried for years. Fucking Necro. 1338566739942 danono: ....or fritz..... 1338583978871 Anonymous: As a matter of fact I do. 1355011275822 Anonymous: hay vasquez have you ever been mistaken for a man? 1355020305627 Cheesecake: how did you know? 1421315522138 Anonymous: MudfFchA 1421315813412 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/130793/YOU_SOMETIMES_WATCH_YOURSELF_IN_A_MIRROR,_LETTING_SALIVA_DRIP_FROM_YOUR_UPPER_TE ETH_TO_YOUR_LOWER,_PRETENDING_YOU_ARE_AN_ALIEN

What is the meaning of your life? WHY do you exist?

ITT (354) , question (218) , life (63)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1278721585999.jpg Info: JPG, 11 Kbytes (235x203) Added by: Anonymous (Jul 10, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse DutchGuy: my purpose on this planet is to turn hashes to ashes 1278772487614 Pyro: And people into dust 1278772683583 Anonymous: I am the Observer... I am God's EYES... and when He wishes - I am the Lightning Bolt!! 1278811948803 SickNote: ^ WoW calm down im just here to get laid 1278827988583 Pyro: Every one was doing it I just wanted to be cool 1278903680201 the7rafe7: To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. 1278908049247 Pyro: ^ Thats deep man 1278908375885 Anonymous: to prepare meals for princess pinkbottom II and change her litterbox. don't judge me. 1278908998620 Anonymous: to drop sperm 1278915974718 Pyro: To drop people 1279014248517 Anonymous: the7rafe7 is right on with what he just said. 1279014393835 TotallyNasty: It's fun. 1279014478776 iprobablyhateyou: to make people miserable 1279032249547 Anonymous: I'm a member of the lollipop guild 1279059878650 (show all comments) ADOLF JR.: Juden dezimieren ! 1279060316728 Anonymous: To fuck bitches silly 1279062718412 WhiteShark: to eat fuck and trollin 1279135559897 darkstan: Here's to the 7rafe7. Well said, sir. 1279168088876 Wr104Gamma: Population control 1279340742925 finntrollface: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-02-18/1234912544273.jpg 1282764998313 Anonymous: cause 4chan needs me? 1282769987762 vengance: cuz I wntd to BLOW SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1282773140577 Piratebob: 42 1282773265492 AlienNation: My purpose in life is to troll and fuck 1282776120158 anon: I have a destiny! And you can't take it away from me! *awesome music in the background* 1282777190885 Stupid: Piratebob for president! He has the answers.. 1282777345117 Limerick: I don't exist. 1282782222758 GMS: logical answer = to Procreate. my answer = to drink and fuck (with no procreation), Stella kills the Sperm :) 1282782331876 Anonymous: an hero 1282782718673 GMS: wtf? stfu. 1282782800112 Anonymous: to get headshots 1282793296977 Anonymous: to stick my cock in holes 1282794692322 Warg: To drink the blood of chubby little virgins. 1282797803208 boss: You are to entertain God. God is the ultimate voyear. Just think how entertaining the human race is . 1282800794505 CerealKiller: i am here cuz my parents fucked 1282818663940 Grave: ^/thread. 1282822744655 Moongrim: To be an example 1282823152654 ElCapitan: ^ thread reopened/ 1282826627343 Anonymous: I exist for the sole purpose of failing at life. 1282845143982 GrYm: I'm here to make many friends, have a giant party and slaughter them all .. then kill my self...X{ } 1282849969341 Anonymous: To kill Muslims and get paid for it. If you have a problem with this, raise your hand next time I'm in Iraq. Smile, wait for the flash. Fuck muslims and their " religion of peace". I'm glad your I killed that fuckin sand nigger. He was pace counting our OP in the first place. Next time I go back, I'm gonna find his sister and breed them out. 1282853597718 Anonymous: There is no meaning, therefore you're free to do whatever you wish. 1283139397401 Anonymous: So I can die. Death is not created by fear, but born from life and started from birth. 1283141752597 dannyb101st: Yep another muslim killer right here. i get to deploy every other year and play "two way target range." maybe youll get me next year haji not this time. lol 1283151207203 Limerick: Breed them out? Wasn't Scotland bred out hundreds of years ago . . . ? 1283151506553 Anonymous: to troll 1285518391746 Anonymous: finntrollface HAS NEVER TOUCHED PUSSY 1285520488414 Anonymous: cuz im atheist and i need to tell them super christians that there is no god just the spirit in a human that makes u feel safer if you have something to belive in.. so why dont belive in nature or something else thn a 2k yr old bedtime story 1285625345125 Anonymous: What is the meaning of me? Why does life exist? 1285659814971 RebelAnonymous: to follow Santa claus of course 1285661783109 Bigdog: I am here for one thing and one thing only to stick it in your Mom's ASS! 1285680854981 evil genius: it's all about the cum inside 1285681231929 Anonymous: 42... next question 1285703127390 Anonymous: SEX DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUGS AND knitting!!!! 1285706322407 g-man: My mission is to rid the world of the evil that is Jack Daniels 1285706604191 Anonymous: It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. 1285739992599 Novem: Who has a life? 1285740584630 Asian Dude: Video games, racist remarks, and making koolade 1288060232793 BnSneky: idk 1288060441899 emcee: I collect pussy juice, get paid to bathe cougars. 1288060474243 Antiphon: There is no special meaning I exist. Condom broke. 1288109915121 Anti-PC Hero: The meaning of my life is to have a great time, which means fuck as much as I can, because it's the best thing in life. And get a "copy" (children) of me that lives on. Good food is great too. 1288118485247 asian dude: to rule the world 1288323474216 Leashedhate: Failure. 1288353189856 CaptainSmackfap: To have fun 1288394511582 Anonymous: lol tf 1288395020540 sickfuck88: pussy beer and motorcycles 1288398545327 Anonymous: meaning to whom? in general terms, if you take every human being that have ever existed and will ever exist, and sum up theyre meaning, that total has an amount of meaning in the same ballpark as the meaning of the act of you scratching your balls just five minutes ago. 1288400410911 Alkarnur: I exist to masturbate over pictures of Steve Jobs. 1288401284357 fLaRp: The meaning of my life? A few kilos of meat are animated, rush around thinking it is supposed to do something, then when it has failed at everything it ever tried, the meatmachine breaks down, and turns into worm food. 1288402264554 Anonymous: 2599:knows more than they let on 1288438600901 Tokolosh: I exist because I was born, I continue to exist because I am amused by my existance. 1288438814673 Anonymous: HERP - DERP - LEARN (repeat) 1288551668611 BnSneky: to troll 1288552769595 Anonymous: to get high 1288565717545 chrud: well i breathe in oxygen and breath out co2 to nurish plants, work for the man, and get fucked over. also, weed. 1294820992782 mrisom2009: anon 8620 , I'm pretty sure you win... 1296076899611 Anonymous: my life has no meaning as I am here as a result of evolution... 1296077125273 Banshee5: If our sun would go supernova and the earth would go destroyed it would be like a microbe scratching on the surface of the of een elphant's skin. That's how much we're worth in the universe 1296090239227 blackal: To reproduce. 1296090584281 Anonymous: To collect info by all means, we elements and particles are a curious species by the gazillions dude. 1296157059778 Anonymous: for you baby ;).... yes you :D 1296167651249 Anonymous: The meaning of life is to give life meaning 1300326170930 precious: to be existed 1300327176508 gov'na: To prove you wrong and exsistence was a mistake. 1300849326187 Judas: i exist to browse chan4chan 1303659211961 CallMeUlrich: to see the world going down... 1303664532686 Anonymous: To show the truth to douchebag Conservatives 1314971930349 Anonymous: Don't know 1314992494922 froggywentacortn: Milage... To ride my bike ! 1314994460720 Anonymous: To piss off assholes 1317734775614 Lickathesplit to troll the shit out of ya.. 1317736083569 Anonymous: electromagnetic waves - i just like them, whatever the sauce 1317736164929 Anonymous I dunno,LOL 1317736587491 HWood: @ dannyb101st and anon 7718 - ty and be safe. 1317748550285 Epic Win: to eat, sleep, and fuck! 1317792857639 Epic Win: DutchGuy for the win!!! "my purpose on this planet is to turn hashes to ashes" 1317793079879 Nutbuster: To fap. 1317919133446 BogFlogger: @8803 Hey! me too! *knuckles* No... rly! me too! 1319927735418 tunni88: to fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap! 1321057173317 Anonymous: To suck dicks through glory-holes 1321058045834 IPYO: ^BlazinWeed forgot to log in 1321060469590 Trolololols: To win the sperm race to the egg. Destiny fulfilled, now i just wait around in this post-race party that is life waiting death and the next race to start. 1321076723930 GirlSoldier727: I Exist To Kill. 1321101467728 rogl3445: ALL HUMANS JUST LIVE TO EAT POOP AND SLEEP, JUST LIKE OTHER ANIMALS 1321118117404 Anonymous: how about procreation? 1321118684909 Trolololols: Jk its all about vidyagames and noms! 1321271875647 Anonymous: peptide sequence transportation mechanism 1321275379800 Anonymous: to train myself for the afterlife of being a machine elf, than progressing further into those realms 1321394502140 Anonymous: just a shell script really all my sensory input is fake, being a replacement for a human but dont realize this as of yet stilll assuming being that human being 1321395229597 MYOB: I am, therefore I am. 1321395543885 butterdose: to shoot as much cum into my wife's pussy as possible and reasonable in order to make her breed many children who carry further all my genes and my tremendous hate 1321395983346 Tattoos: For lack of any better idea. 1324526801844 Vincent859: If I can't come up with a good answer are you going to kill me??? 1324528451219 Anonymous: i exist and want because i exist. existance means drive towards something that i consume to be which requires interaction which is existance. my goal in life is nerve reactions and body fluids of sufficient proportion according to inbuilt possbilities (and enhancing those through technology as well as education and prothetic measures as well as nutrition) 1324529526281 WillyNilly: Why ask such a retarded question? Awww crap! I just gave a retarded answer. 1324534789392 Canucklehead: To piss off anyone who I speak to. 1324673113748 Anonymous: Someone has to suck the dicks through the glory-hole 1324673246464 HungLoh: I exist to make others wish they did not exist. 1324673387125 Korzo: Because this is what happened. 1324709719617 The Original Spoon: Two different questions. The second one is dumb. It deserves a dumb answer, like 'because I was born and haven't died yet' or 'my parents fucked'. The first question, however, might have some validity, but should be more specific. Are you asking me what my personal purpose in life is or are you asking something more general and philosophical or spiritual about the meaning of human existence? 1342749067991 AZO: Purpose, you wish! 1342749500855 The Original Spoon: ^Tell me about it. 1342751217375 Zombie kid: The meaning of life is: I like turtles 1342751636590 SUMWHATSKIZZY: Diabetes.. 1342753355266 Anonymous: To ensure widespread poverty and suffering. Oh, wait, that's obama 1342756434547 Maelsthur: i dont freaking care 1342782283546 Anonymous: who cares. 1342856292100 Your Lawyer: I am that I am. 1342856691977 Anonymous: Ahamburger with fries and a coke. 1344392942300 Arse not Ass: Because the dinosaurs died for my sins... or more correctly, so that I may live and sin. 1344435944570 Anon.a.anony: ....to troll you. FUCK OFF 1344723799643 Anonymous: Not much meaning to it at all. Survive and reproduce are the preprogrammed imperatives. I don't particuarly care for it much anymore. 1344724912705 mizakanator: To answer this question would be pointless, and far too difficult, when there is a much simpler question - does life have any meaning at all? 1344849531505 The Original Spoon: Actually, it is to see beyond the mental constructions that hide the true experience of oneself as one with the Universe. To experience yourself as God and to see each and everything and everyone as a unique aspect of God/yourself. And that when seeing beyond the illusions of the small mind, knowing and feeling that the energy of everything is Love and nothing else. Duh. 1344904785470 eyedol: ^^the answer is no 1345000392758 Anonymous: To provide a good, temporary home for children whose parents need some time to make their home good again. 1345001707669 Arschloch33: It's a secret 1345051183917 Munchdog: Hell, you all only exist because I do! 1345273718278 Anonymous: I dunno about myself but the rest of humanity exists solely to annoy me. 1345273973733 Anonymous: I exist just for the hell of it. Problem? 1346349401989 Anonymous: I'ma shit,piss and cum machine here to fuck,eat,shit,piss and sleep...so got my work cut out. move aliong... 1346393378132 Anonymous: I don't understand the question!?! 1351467800526 SpaceBum: I'm here to be a bad example. ;') 1351569033869 Smeggy: Magnets 1351604637593 liplocker_code3: Consume resources and space. FU! 1415494421479 Anonymous: To make everyones life a living HELL ! 1415846788291 Anonymous: To be the best pedo I can be ! 1418307420242 Anonymous: Apparently that there is no God of mercy and compassion... 1418444610822 Greeft: To watch Survive Style 5+ and ponder Vinnie Jones's question. 1418462378308 Wisdom: To learn. To educate. 1420365399602 Nigger.: To nig. 1420365600402 Anonymous: To be the best cocksucker ever ! 1420382630474 Anonymous: Not a question I ever pondered because I have no need of imaginary friends. 1420392971162 liplocker_code3:: ^ you imagine that you have friends. 1420393030768 Anonymous: author of this threat are a no-nothing-faggot, unable to live 1420393675398 Greeft: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lymHWUr_kW4 1420396054735 I need a shower: Only religiots worry about stuff like this. 1420411860592 Anonymous: ^ so why do you worry then? 1420420500748 Anonymous: mind your own fucking business, asshole 1420632171154 Anonymous: ^ I wish I had a fucking business. Fucking brings in the $$$. 1420637641269 wrathofaggotry: to maintain the demand for prostitution and to keep it up and running 1420641503157 Chanonymous: To evlolve as a person and evlove as a species. 1420642051781 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 2 (last: gfebgtgan Trololols ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/136127/What_is_the_meaning_of_your_life?_WHY_do_you_exist?

TALK LIKE A NIGGER ABOUT SOPHISTICATED THINGS

nigger (630) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1287818470657.jpg Info: JPG, 39 Kbytes (268x290) Added by: Bongochops (Oct 23, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Grape soda contains less caffiene and carbohydrates than coffe... cracker. 1287821744342 ElCapitan: Yo yo yo check dis yo... da poh finna 187 on mah homiez wen dey jes 420'in yo..i'm on da realz 1287824914466 Anonymous: Dat bitch split when da rooster started his shit. I peeped dis shit sayin' dat none of dis Ghizzost shit goes down in da whole month of Christmas. No wicked shit can go down. Da damn rooster don't ever shut up. 1287829928183 chumpno1: Straight outta Compton crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube - From the gang called Niggaz With Attitudes - When I'm called off I got a sawed off - Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off 1287830331773 sickfuck88: i dunno how da welfares wuks but i sho does lub it 1287850532916 ajmisback: Hey yo nigga can i mail off dis letta with dis here foodstamp 1287856594757 Anonymous: 8183 Hamlet, right? 1287857718941 Anonymous: Dat bitch fucked up ma tax shit. Suppoz ta carry tha muthafuckin 3 nigga....shiiiiiitt 1288916923227 Limerick: Zibzabzoobly ah, ya see the puddin aint no liquid. an' da puddin aint no solid. see, da puddin's wat we call a nahn-nootoneeun fluid and you see when da puddin gets to the puddin and a zib zab de. BAWWWWW. 1288918903954 Warg: So like, da processa alchemy is really jussa metaphore fo, like, refinement a tha soul or some shit. So like, when niggas be searchin' fo tha Philosopher's Stone, that just means they tryin ta improve theyselves an reach personal enlightenment an shit. Its da same shit mothafuckas be doin in any mystical tradition... tryin ta apotheosis happen or some shit, 1288937695449 Alkarnur: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa75DZ17nac 1289045963843 queefly: "I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear......" 1289075882122 Bama Chick: ^WIN^ 1292499492582 Anonymous: So yo, peep this shit, my niggaz. Their wuz this nigga, Rockefella, who ripped his shit on the stock market and became a big balla. Then I stole dat shit, for reelz! 1292586590761 (show all comments) Linc Dawg: Fo' fizzle score-izzle and 7 yearizzles ago, our fatherizzles brought forth new nationizzle...! 1292587018658 Anonymous: This thread is a grewat way to get whiggers to expose themselves. Just sayin' 1292589196532 internets: shyt i gt ths undr cntrl niqqa i's let the wite man hoop first 1292592451111 Weed: F*ck you talkin about, nigga? 1292592668438 Trollzwin: You see... when the principle of th-- OMG IS THAT WADDY MELON???!!!! 1292633993943 Anonymous: Fo real, dese particles are entangled and all dat shit... day be non-local muthafuckers, my nigga!! 1292637856106 Ass Love: yo yo yo, i like fat white ho's 1297956397714 Anonymous: all the wiggers come out in a thread like this. Jeez! 1297961220864 ANNONAMOOSE: the irony is, no white person ITT can think of anything sophisticated enough... in fact only 3% of you understand irony, and when the other 97% google it you'll STILL try sound smarter than you actually are. FYI im white and have more things going on in my life (aswell as 4chan) than hating on black dudes... 1301025237936 Anonymousg of rubber: ^ so what you're saying is that you have nothing going on in your life? 1301028692812 gov'na: obama care halla 1301336551754 Anonymous: Niggers gunna Nig 1301337919561 Anonymous: Fid da wibness... yo, don knack the Haney 1301372574957 Anonymous: RIP BRANDON 1301397191163 Anonymous: they don't think it be like it is, but it do 1301475249783 MrPerspective: "Yo, man, to be high or not to be? Now dat dere is a questchin, word. Ah lern'd all 'bout questchins at school. Dis edyukayshin shit is cool, yo. 1301723865565 Caesar: Yo TIVO is the wave of the future, playboy. They be owning the patent for government controlled computer/ tv combinations. That stock be splitting in like 2 1/2 years, B. Peep that shit at like 7.25 a share, son. 1301727023222 boss: " Da kuffs r To Dam Tigts" 1301758322495 Anonymous 1301758662797 Anonymousg of rubber: Whigger entrapment thread. 1301767145832 Anonymous: RU4RILL ? 1303410625466 Trolling Whitey: i cant understand anything written her, except 4 queefly 1310148837195 the original spoon: I loogs a da stahs sometime in da sky. An it be lookin purty, like when da sprinkles on da cookies my mama uesa make on my birfday. An it remines me of sumpin i uesa no when i waz butta baby booby bibbity booyoy skabobiddydoobyoolyoobadoogabooga! 1310159089683 hwood: invalid - request is impossible.... 1310171977800 Anonymous: Bitch Imma tell yo bout da essence of quantum physizzics 1310184898256 Anonymous: Alls dat we see or seen is butta dream within a dream. Nigga. 1310185086553 Anonymous: interior crockadile alligator, i drive a chevorlet movie theATER 1310964938802 Anonymous: …ooma booma? 1310988574985 Banshee5: Are you all african americans serious? 1310988720249 Anonymous: Yes we can 1311204552211 Aryan gurl: ^^ Niggers can't 1311204577579 froggywentacortn: Yo ... what do soffistimikated mean ? 1311210921163 Kirk Diggler: The impossible challenge. 1311225787113 Anonymous: Ayy you know what you gotta do when you come to ma crib you gotta call up all yo homiez and yo hos and yo homiez hos and the hos' homegurls cuz we boutta get crazy up in this party shit. And then you gotta yell "Yo where da white wimmin at???" You knowwhumsayin, ma nigga? 1311231856216 sumdumfukr: when i wins the lotto.... 1311296238956 djh123: 1311302276946 Anonymous: black power 1311302299362 djh123 1311302328303 MrPerspective: Bump dat ass. 1311389415810 Anonymous: I have not heard "I will get an education and job" yet !!!! 1311389606904 Anonymous: still waitin' fo' mah welfare check, yo! 1311459285947 Anonymous: "I'm going to pass a deficit reduction plan" 1311460273727 Anonymous: queefly's comment wins all my internetz 1311477872914 dafreshboy: hey yo crakcer! wut's 10 inchus long an' white? NUTIN' YA HEER MI? NUTIN'' Y'ALL ENJOY YO'SELVS NAU I'MA GO HAV SEXX WIT LAIK 5 WHITE BIATCHUES AN' THEN COME BAK 2 NOK CHA ASS OUT YA DIG? FOO? 1311502424602 MrPerspective: Nutin', 'cept fo' da dick dat serves as a nigga's head, yo. 1311504460667 Anonymous: It be our turn now you white honky crackers. 1311537325647 Anonymous: watermelon nigger 1311551546274 Anonymous: Damn. I can't figure out the atomic mass of this motherfuckin' deutron! Shit, that's simple. Tell me this-what's a deutron made of? A proton and a neutron. Then what's this motherfuckin' electron doing over here? 1314337455469 Anonymous: ^^to bad youre a nigger :3 1314337957846 Nimpie: See nao, time it ain't shit, yo. Jussa bitch tween whats gone and whats coming, yoo git wham sayin, yo? 1314747556226 Anonymous: Beans and Cornbread 1314779470723 Anonymous: ^ love it ^ 1314779534919 Anon: I plead da fif! 1314924164691 BBD: wad up my sista, waits that be my's dick mofo. 1339415773604 Anonymous: Dis be the Hubba Space Telescope. You gits picchas of all de black hoes in da universe. Even my mammy. 1339436689821 Anonymous: uhhhh....say what...oh ya...godaddy dot com sucks 1339437507654 Adventcirno: SO MUCH WIN 1339452821142 Anonymous: "Fuck tha police coming straight from the underground, young niggaz got it bad cuz im brown" -NWA 1339456108178 Bunglicker: "Yo bitchiz, listen up en I be tellin you bout a faggot-ass cracker called "Ren-A De-cart". Now you niggaz know the Muthafucka's gotta be a faggit with a name like "Ren-A". Anyways bitchez, dis Muthafucka iz a muthafuckin Fill-osafa who came up wid what be called "Cog-E-to Err-Go Sumbitch" wich in Nigga Speak be,"I be thinkin they-Fo I iz". 1339459059833 gookheadcrusher: oxymoron 1357531158243 fiveby5: "Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!" , "Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em..." , "...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!" 1357533116469 bib: "When a nigga thanks about our current socio-economic and montiary-based economy, Niggaz could realize that the only thang dat keeps it goin' iz rampant consumerism. Niggaz should rekonize dat tha entire system is so fragile, we could collapse it in less den a year simply by comin together as one peep and not buying every single new pile of shit jus cuz da media sez we needz it." 1357575488466 eyedol: check check 1358621250471 Joker0137: budda budda budda 1360545108525 Anonymous: "You didn't build that." 1360684070706 Anonymous: Sesame Street; I thought that shit up first but I was gonna call it "Niggers with Puppets"! 1370813525300 Anonymous: Hennujy ekwall M.C skwared MUVVA FUCKAH! 1370813939310 Anonymous: "That muthafucka Hegel man...on the one han' you got the muthafuckin' thesis and on the other muthafucka you got yoa anti-thesis. Slap those bitches together, and, sheeeet, you got a muthfuckin' synthesis. That it, right there!" 1370821105829 Anonymous: Oh, go back to da hood 1370830388155 Anonymous: Is that possible ??? 1420598357117 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Ardamel adventcirno ) , hated by 1 (last: Derpderpenstein ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/154709/TALK_LIKE_A_NIGGER_ABOUT_SOPHISTICATED_THINGS

The most obscure fact you have MEMORIZED

Obscure (1) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1328576745095.jpg Info: JPG, 78 Kbytes (800x800) Added by: Captngeetch (Feb 7, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse m4k3k3: 7x4=28 1328578471698 anonymule: I memorized the spelling of Antidisestablishmentarianism, when I was 8. 1328578815246 Lexicon: I had pi memorized to like 30 places when I was young. Math teacher in jr high had a poster with pi to 1 million places, I sat next to it, etc. 1328585395444 fiveby5: the clitoris is at the TOP of the lady parts... 1328586092422 Hughbie: ^thats not obscure...thats required knowledge... 1328586163660 DireWolf2012: Ron Perlman, AKA Hellboy, owns D.C. Comics 1328586784510 RubberG: I received an invitation to perform an operation on a girl, so I stuck my boneration into the lower seperation to increase the population of the younger generation. Learned that in middle school. 1328587042447 idrankallthebeer: texas purchases more textbooks than any other state in the country. when texas requires changes in their textbooks, publishers just change all the textbooks they make because it's easier to do that than print different textbooks for the rest of the country. too bad texans are dumb as fuck and take out pertinent info like thomas jefferson....google that shit son. 1328592679203 Everdark: it's on the internet so it must be true 1328594226985 Moongrim: Twas brilling in the slithy tove, did gyre and gimble in the wabe.... 1328623683313 blueburn: Myocardial infarction is a heart attack 1328655567984 Anonymous: My password 1328656814943 Smosh: That there's a movie starring Sweden's most famous porn director featuring the Teenage Muant Ninja Turtles fucking each other. Mel Brooks, Brandon Lee and Swedish nudestar Christina Lindberg cameos. It should also be noted that it's the best movie ever. 1328659031649 cybersinner: Judaism was a Polytheistic religion prior to 500BCE. 1328662753553 (show all comments) StormTrooper: The Skipper (Alan Hale Jr.) character on Gilligan's Island was named Jonas Grumby. The Professor (Russell Johnson) was Roy Hinckley. 1328687074506 Cunt81: There is a very interesting pillar with a plaque honoring the Marquis de Lafayette in downtown Louisville, Ky. 1328687420480 ScrotumLips: The story of the hare who lost his spectacles; ....and sitting astride a twig of a bush.... a bee. 1328698226188 NonComposMentis: Alan Watts didn't copulate until he was in his 30's 1328698682408 Grund1e: When you look into a bright light and sneeze, it is known as 'photic sneeze'. About 1/4 of the population has this reflex. 1328710290913 Pauly Shore: A giraffes neck contains 7 bones, the same as a mouse. 1328723022284 MadNiggerish: Nigger 1328723103578 Anonymous: spic 1328744170791 Anonymous: WOP 1328744179430 Peckerhead: The only way for ALL this energy to be released is for the kilogram of water to be totally annhilated. This process involves the complete destruction of matter, and occurs only when that matter meets an equal amount of antimatter ... a substance composed of mass with a negative charge. Antimatter does exist 1328744270202 Anonymous: leds emit a small amount of light if reverse polarised at high voltage 1330225154680 Anus: St Paul, MN was originally called Pig Eye 1330282786985 Anonymous: hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words 1330283915920 NotSoMuchAnonymous: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahorunukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu = world's longest name for a place, a mountain in New Zeland. 1330284374178 Anonymous: if Jesus did indeed exist at the time and place is say in the bible, he would like a Palestinian, no? 1330326439866 Quantum69: ^That's quite literally the funniest thing I've heard all day. 1330327211188 LemmyLaffer: Cybersinner :Judaism also allow polygyny ; Jesus never directly prohibited it. Monogamy is just a Greco-Roman (pagan) culture custom, not judeo-christian religious commandment. 1331485099576 Anonymous: hitler was a catholic 1331486862654 LemmyLaffer: ^ In his childhood, later he realized that Christianity is Jewish 1331490258638 Bunglicker: Einstein won the Nobel Prize in physics, not for Relativity, but for the Photoelectric effect. The Photoelectric effect is when electrons (electricity), are emitted from matter as a result of their absorbing electromagnetic radiation (light). 1331491890323 InternetH8Machine: "A man, a plan , a canal - Panama!" palindrome quoted by the manliest president EVER - Teddy Roosevelt 1331495292503 Anonymous: 3.1415926535..... 1331498111248 Anonymous: Niggers are smart and well-educated ! 1331499973528 JosefFritzl: That niggers and jews fuck America 360 degrees all day 24/7, but Australia is free from such parasites!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS 1331508113262 Anonymous: ^ They have aboriginals 1331508137556 JosefFritzl: ^ Yeah and America has millions of nigger and jews ROFLOLOL who control your bitches. 1331508290296 Anonymous: ^ Not my bitches, I'm not american in the first place. I've just talked to enough australians to know that they have substitutes to help them get pissed off about something. 1331508369983 veranet: The organelle within a cell responsible for transporting fluids within the cell wall is called the Endoplasmic Reticulum 1331512799716 Anonymous: the entire pokerap of pokemon 1331613735940 Greeft: Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. 1331614575643 Shalaschaska: cameleons have two penis 1331639089949 Anonymous: The number of dimples on a golf ball. 1331659987141 Munster: If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee... 1331660520615 Anonymous: A female hyena gives birth through her clitoris. 1331661211953 Anonymous: It's legal to BEAT your wife one a month in ARKANSAS State Law still in effect 1331771946214 cybersinner: How to spell supercalafragilisticexpialidocious... 1331773998269 Anonymous: On Old Olympus' Towering Tops, a Finn and German Viewed Some Hops - mnemonic for a series of things I never even had to know in the first place. 1331791822156 Anonymous: The actor who plays Sheldon Cooper is 39! 1332117038298 Tuxie: A standard pinball is 1 1/16" and weights 80 grams. 1332427927945 MadNiggerish: ^ pffft everyone knows that. 1332428036414 Anonymous: the sky weighs 6 tonnes 1332432397301 Anonymous: cats only purr to humans! 1332459994465 Mr.Anon: Alt 248 to get the ° sign (as in 12°C) 1332460190733 The Original Spoon: TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of a standard keyboard. (made you look, and now you know) 1332464073600 Anonymous: Pizzi originated in Greece and mozzarella was originally made from water-buffalo milk. 1332533318678 Anonymous: lake titicaca lies between bolivia and peru 1332541141552 GibblesNBits: ^umm no, its between her shoulders, and between my thighs... its a very creamy lake 1332541207615 Captngeetch: ^^ I thought it was in the land of Cornholio ? 1332548626904 hello my name is: a perfect vacuum is -14.7 PSI or 0 PSIG, and a one square inch column of air extending ot the atmosphere weighs 14.7 pounds or PSI 1332572984425 clivenhime: The snickers chocolate bar was named after the creators family horse named snickers. 1332573031122 Anonymous: The Hubble Satellite circles Earth each 90 minutes 1332722776472 Anonymous: Actor Seymour Cassel gave Slash of GNR his famous nickname 1332732905241 Anonymous: the upper peninsula of michigan was once a part of ohio....true story 1332733857721 Anonymous: the skin of your ball sack is very similar to the skin that makes up a pair of piss flaps - medically true 1332806609142 halfmast: jews are a bad thing 1332831697833 Quadra: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilacavolcanocaniosis 1334734219343 Raven's Wing: C-17A windshield wipers have 165 cycles in low mode, 250 in high mode 1334869840384 Quasimodo: the honey badger is a vicious mammal that attacks the groin of humans. 1334927215564 Alduzfl: therblig is gilbreth spelled backwards 1334930349672 Anonymous This hurts. 1334939034276 Raven's Wing: ^ Well, shit! I'd have never thought getting hit in the face with a 90 mph fastball would hurt. No more baseball for me! 1334955492441 GibblesNBits: Milk is designated as a hazardous material by the fire department 1334955541699 Anonymous: lisbon is the capital of portugal. 1337640213787 IPYO: Ralph Lauren's original name was Ralph Lifshitz. 1338846937746 Rebecca likes Black: Congress is in charge of declaring war 1338887978357 Topy: Nickeh43 posted a picture of her newborn baby in a plastic bag. 1338895848263 Korzo: The blueprints for the Mach 5 were hidden by Pops Racer in the car's windscreen. 1338968115938 Hughbie: Hitler picked his nose with his right little finger.... 1338969383928 Anonymous Girls seem to like eachother more than we like them......... 1339084047530 Anonymous: my sisters pussy looked very red inside when we used to have baths together as kids 1339114585337 Itzcuintle: You must come from a dark family cause all the girls at the dayv 1339114664313 Itzcuintle: ...care had pink pussys when I was a kid! 1339114699207 Anonymous: ^ Only kinky if she was over 5. 1339114783363 Anonymous: 2pac black, 2pac black everybody be sayin that 2pac black....in the kitchen with soda 1339287708308 Anonymous: 6.626068(10^34)j/s^2 planks constant, 1339312071500 sullysgirl: a man named thomas crapper invented the toilet 1339822299914 Beef: gays are gay 1339956838106 RubberG: Two hunters arguing: Mr Wings, Mr Not, CM Wings, WIB, Mr WIngs 1339957227584 RubberG: ^ Ooops, supposed to be YIB not WIB. 1339957283682 Anonymous: MALE OSTRICHES CAN ROAR LIKE LIONS!!!!! 1346776244309 Tat: Here's a little known fact: ANONFAGS LIKE TO USE CAPSLOCK WHEN THEY QUOTE STUPID SHIT !!!!!! 1346779455101 Anonymous: @ RubberG ...dumbass...you fucked it all up...its 2 farmers and it goes...M R pigs...M R not pigs...O S A R ....C D tails? L I B! M R pigs! 1346797878394 ZOMBIEJON32: a chimp is not a monkey, monkies have tails, chimps do not. 1346805422807 Oviiic: Hitler wasnt a baf gu because he killed hitler... how ever he also killed the guy that killed hitler. 1346858267613 Anonymous: OBLIVIONISATHAND is all guns cheat for Turok 2 1346882303124 Anonymous: takes 4 mins 28 seconds to remove a scalp with a lawnmower blade 1347023664230 Booboo Dice: Snails have teeth 1347081136881 Anonymous: BOTTOM KNOCKER - sagger makers assistant in the pottery industry 1350329578279 Space Bum: A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Lucky piggy. 1350359498231 Anonymous: Niggers smell 1350375152784 Anonymous: ^ How is that obscure? 1350381485212 Anonymous: Anonymule; Antidisestablishmentarianism? Bitch, please.... I learnt 'Floccinaucinihilipilification' 1350381684496 Anonymous: calvin klein loves to fuck young brasilian hustlers in a popular gay brothel. flew inn with his lear jet, that rich cocksucking bitch 1350382277910 Bulbasaur111919: My mum used to be my dad. Please can offer help. 1350391162668 Anonymous: i almost had sex with my wifes friend til her roomate waled in on us 1357496456372 Anonymous: not believing any of the above... 1357500904410 Anonymous: girls get smegma under their clit hoods 1357609235171 Anonymous: average white IQ is 105 (15 points below genius) but niggers average iQ is 70, 1 point above retarded, JUST BY BEING BLACK! 1357649360375 Capeta: That when you poop is like having a nigger tonguing your anus. 1357661411498 Uberbarf: My EQ is 108 My IQ is 121 1377476283580 bad brains: mcdonalds owns the worlds largest earthworm farm 1377663009610 liplocker_code3: 2+2=5 1377879622491 Anonymous: When dolphins are aroused, they get wet. 1378256532800 Halfmast: the international caling code for antarctica is 672 1378281283301 darkstan: Voice-over actors recommend that, when doing a barking dog sound, one should inhale rather than exhale. Try it. Say 'Woof' or 'Ruff' while breathing in. Dogs love it. 1378282965368 SirMaelsthur: Inertia is a property of matter 1378346868454 Anonymous: When two hippos are about to fight, they point their anuses at each other, wag their stubby little tails vigorously, and flick feces at each other. 1378347511994 Anonymous: Billy is Andy 1378470372970 Cheesecake: A whales penis is called a "dork" 1419517000994 Anonymous: Chinks, Gooks, Spics and Spooks are having loads of fun. They swarm into a neighborhood and watch ol' Whitey run. 1419525080194 Anonymous: Dugald Cloete has lost his togbag. 1419690165857 Anonymous: That all niggers have abbynormal brains thanks to young Frankenstein ! 1419830028548 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/204266/The_most_obscure_fact_you_have_MEMORIZED

DESCRIBE PORN U WANNA SEE

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1273990933974.png Info: PNG, 5 Kbytes (260x246) Added by: Anonymous (May 16, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse RKB: Your lips wrapped around my cock. 1273993027357 cheesecake: porn 1274007028919 greyhoundpaul: rule 34! 1274187513672 iprobablyhateyou: a gorilla buttfucking a male nigger while the nigger sucks on a killer whales cock 1274192846361 Feefdoodle: well remember rule 34 1274196059662 Anonymous: "18th Birthday Anal Gangrape Party" 1274196692496 TopGun: Girls who have real orgasms and really really love sex, not doing this for money 1274196893174 darkstan: ^Yeah, I want to see that, too. 1275364165905 Ian Huntley: Dead little girls in bathtubs slowly being washed with soap and love and care 1275391824965 Anonymous: buttsecks 1275401967383 bananaman: someone already made the porn I always wanted to see, check out inthecrack.com 1275402236916 Jessica: Swiney and Propayne having butt sex 1275434925882 Furore23: Superman fighting giant robots. 1276031013362 Redrocco: ^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bko3innxFbk 1276031234788 (show all comments) Redrocco: thats a classic BTW award winning 1276031252584 TwoFaced: CP, starring Pedobear himself 1276031329122 Sasi: 300 panda bears beating prostitutes at an Andorran ski resort. 1276034462209 Anonymous: preteen lesbians 1276037809396 CerealKiller: hehe, you don't want to know 1276049675309 Jovi: Kate Gosslin being destroyed by Ramon from Monsters of Cock. 1276248554560 cOckwarmer: a stallion fuckin another stallion. 1276253669802 Anonymous: @3174 true man, that would be great 1276255204513 Anonymous: licking soles of sweet girl and femdom 1276259945525 nubcakes: kinky 1276309978839 vengance: redrocco ftw superman rules!!!! 1276318464407 Anonymous: doesnt matter. rule 34. just go find it. 1276321561626 Furore23: Yeah, the DCAU is just absolutely top-notch television. 1276372180888 Anonymous: Rule 34 has not successfully helped me find porn of a girl sitting on some guy's cock while he pees in her until she overflows 1276375344420 the7rafe7: some fucking underaged porn.. im underage, why cant i watch it? 1276385734390 Vernin: I'd like to see cute Hungarian women shrunk down in size and gangbanged by various insects. I personally think it would be a hit in Japan and My bedroom. 1276441329789 Clownichter: Anything from brazilian fart porn, granny likes the big one, fat asses with glasses, asian girls throwing up in each others mouths, poking cooches on couches, foreskin on forehead 1276451531193 Anonymous: gay 1276461313807 Anonymous: ^Clownichter, sounds like you are a fan of KitKat Klub, Scat Brazil, and Max Hardcore. 1276461726371 Anonymous: dude fucking mouse 1276494332905 Anonymous: Young underaged girls fingering themselves 1276544426224 Anonymous: a pale redheaded woman and a tan man with mohawk getting it on. 1276554753771 Ian Huntley: i wanna see shit encrusted dog dicks fucking lotus boob so hard that bloody, shit mixed putrefied dog semen squirts out of lotus boob as she fingers her Vagina Dentata until it belches rivers of pus infected penises that it chewed off earlier whilst she fucked disabled guys in front of brutal CP videos. Strangling children n shit like that :D 1276558612579 Squirrely1: I cant....It is illegal... :(((((((((( 1276565550697 YourFace: your girlfriends posing for me. 1276673998280 sqwrrl: CP 1276678476901 Anonymous: iprobablyhateyou's mom at my house tied up and gagged XD 1276883015119 Moongrim: Whatever it is that the FBI don't wanna let us see 1276902445317 Anonymous: KKK's sucking Obama's dick 1277045412229 Anonymous: downs syndrome porn!!!! 1277089563163 Anonymous: A porn where a dude is planning on leaving his wife so he takes her out to a bar, gets her fuckin waisted while in secret he tells 30 guys around the bar to come back and fuck his wife then the next morning leave her and blackmale her with a video of the whole orgy. 1277100890832 Anonymous: Conjoined twin porn 1277114379512 Anonymous: CP!!!!! 1277118904945 Moongrim: I don't dare tell 1277121178930 SillyNigger: Snuff jk 1277416961539 Anonymous: MOAR CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!!!! 1277476229397 Warg: chubby lactating teenage ginger with huge tits has explosive squirting orgasms. 1277527280418 vengance: horse fucking red-head chick beastiality 1277530284691 Anonymous: I'm fuckin a far girl, while we're both eating sandwiches. Suddenly on the TV, Poland invades Venezuela . 1277530467631 lubekin: Sex in the missionary position for the sake of procreation!!! 1277565216356 Anonymous: You guys need to find something else to spend yur time on :( 1279852307980 Anonymous: japanese women shitting on some hairy old eurofag 1279853588514 Anonymous: I've got this fetish for white Venetian masks, I can't find a single porn video for them. 1279866313420 orag: pornhube.com > search> teen anal blonde > fapfapfap 1279871722289 Anonified: cream pie, futa, yiff, furry, tentacles, anime, milfs, oh, diid i mention creampie? and neko girls, OFCOURSE, did i mention sluts, lots of sluts, redheads, asians, brunettes dont matta bish ;D 1280030116151 Anonymous: a woman getting fucked by an massive horse dick 1280146167404 Anonymous: THE "NECROS-PEDO" TAPES PLEASE ! 1280154597158 lol: 9802 this 1280157221428 Anonymous: Necro on necro! 1280533885848 Anonymous: Necro on necro fist fest. Necros posed in positions of sex and cannibalism 1280538365911 Anonymous: Cat on dog sex! 1280538383403 Anonymous: 10YO girl 11YO boy 1280683997433 Anonymous: me and my dad 1280697834312 ImYourMomBIATCH: CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP 1280703853774 ThelemicMage: ImYourMomB fucked to death with a hand-crank spiked dildo. I'm sure it can be done. 1280717058483 dagtannerman: two 15 year olds letting me smell their asses 1280807614502 The Internets: What AN was fapping to on the morning of FRI, AUG 27, 2010! 1282914064435 FacelessFanatic: Mute People Porn 1282929591148 Anonymous: Joey King 1282947538485 Anonymous: interracial gay midget buttsecks 1282981187836 Anonymous: sex 1283009463590 o_O: cast by all female singers 1284398142501 pissonu: niggers getting your pre-teen pregnant 1284401486189 Tznu: A black/asian/jewish chick fucking a white/mexican/scientologist. Rule 34? 1284402006357 Alkarnur: I want to see a gang of at least 24 dogs banging a hot chick with natural blonde hair and natural big boobs and cumming inside and on her over and over again. When the 24th dog is done, the first is ready to go again. And on and on until she is completely exhausted. 1284404308648 Anonymous: I want to see a porn where some really hot girl walks up and gives me narcotics and benzos so I can not hurt and actually sleep a full night 1284404569596 Anonymous: nugget skat .... exempt from rule 34 1285203050341 Nickeh43: @9596 are you currently asleep in my bed? Because you sure as shit SOUND like my boyfriend. 1285206121369 Nickeh43: oh, and I know it exists out there somewhere, but I haven't found it yet - really good quality (ie doesn't seem fake) rape pr0n or sleep pr0n (roofies ftw) 1285206189216 Bren Dad Ickson: Oooh I want to see David H. Koch kneel and worship Mitch McConnell's withered impotent peepee to release 1285218081392 Anonymous: sweet 16 girl on girl action 1285219251304 Anonymous: cp ftw 1285219749279 ambitious guy: Conjoined twins.. ♥ 1285282765250 Anonymous: me with that 12 yo girl with the big tits. 1285288569455 Anonymous: OCTOPUS DICK 1286073392332 CaptainSmackfap: fishporn 1286075786910 Derpaderp: I'm 16 and never seen CP before. Not saying I want to nor would I be interested in. I just thought it was on everyones bucket list. 1286163991461 Bongochops: I want to see the slag over the road getting gangbanged = Blackmail supreme 1286186818631 Anonymous: cp just cant find any 1286187366433 Anonymous: Mongoloid on old tranny and a midget jester with a pan flute providing music 1286247823471 AwesomeAnonymous!: Busty red-head fucked by a horse, while a python slithers into a purple haired chicks puppy while I fuck the 2 sisters next door! (18 & 13) :D 1289331183500 weirdboy: who troop of girl scouts getting raped by AIDs infected niggers 1289331555355 Anonymous: I just want my sex tape back 1289448212366 Munster: I wanna see some pigs fuckin on the mud... 1289454945420 Anonymous: Something new. 1289609263170 al: Just pussy, no dicks. 1289609443153 Miley Me and PedoBear....plz! 1291517115362 blackal: Chicks on chicks. 1291517497852 Anonymous: Something with Victoria's Secret/Sports illustrated caliber models stepping on penises and testicals while wearing 12" stripper heels. 1291520476111 ImYourMomBIATCH: CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP CP 1291520700840 TheRealNigger: ^ WHERE IS CP???? WHERE CAN I FIND IT????? I NEEED CP NOOOE!!!!! AND I WANT BLACK CP, NOT WHITE ANIMAL CP!!!!! 1291520753832 ImYourMomBIATCH: ^In your moms arse, there's plenty of CP 1291521369995 Alkarnur: I want to see a Pregnant Bukkake. 1294568571636 Anonymous 1294599606558 chrud: i want every single episode of buffy remade into porn... 1294694806314 Anonymous: now there's an offer... 1294695327447 Anonymous: porn sucks 1294695483462 Lickathesplit: A snuff movie where a group of 25 girls varying from age 14 to 6 years old are taking turns with strapons, plyers and blowtorches on ten pedophiles tied and spread wide open on tables. lol, i'd buy that shit.... 1294697039753 mrisom2009: fifteen year olds... 1296077271555 Anonymous: what is porn?... 1296077367904 BnSneky: seen it all already 1296077621260 Weed: Will that make me cum with the force of a thousand suns? 1296078557725 Aurora: I like Lickathespit's idea... 1296271753946 Anonymous: Hillary clinton, Laura bush and W fucking and Bill walks in and joins the party.That's pron! 1296273173311 Anonymous: siamese twins 1296279966382 ElCapitan: Bill O'Reilly brokebacking Glen Beck 1296280597628 Anonymous: cp bondage 1296290983664 rock: Sarah Palin and a polar bear..with her screaming ,"i can see russia from here" 1296294101871 Greeft <=== Like this but with skinny chicks. 1296298055300 MrPerspective: ^ [BARF!] What next, skeletons on a tin roof? Man, puh-leeze! :-/ 1297998651643 Anonymous: young winona ryder raped by charles bronson and steve mcqueen 1309631668404 halfmast Moar CP 1309635591506 Anonymous: JEW circumcisized penis fucking AFRICAN clitoridectomical vagina. 1309635884732 NorwayJunkie: HOT fucking women... 99% of porn are UGLY BITCHES 1309644610432 Anonymous: Old woman fucks with a 11 y/o boy, The boy is dead 1309710291744 Cobra Well, it sure as hell isn't that. 1309711541803 honghavok: Emma Watson. 1309897666712 pvt. parts 1309912669755 djh123: mr perspective and ....... me and ticklethis and girlsoldier and anal85 and awphuch 1309912955826 cybersinner: Sarah Palin, strap on fucking Bill Clinton in the ass while he assfucks George W. Bush. Meanwhile, Obama watches on while beating hisassive negro meat. 1310019185521 Furore23: ^^ Be careful what you wish for, De'Juh'Hu. I suspect the reality would be much worse than any possible fantasy. 1310039385468 Anonymous: Bush and Chaney getting fucked in the ass by 2 sumo wrestlers 1310048726791 MrPerspective: OK, djh, count me in! Never actually been in a six-some b4. No, really! :-) 1310171542194 djh123: ^lol perspective 1311729008950 Anonymous: Moot and a pack of 10 apes or niggers. 1311733100749 Raimey_D: I like watching myself...specially with another girl... 1311742585735 Anonymous <------ MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!1! 1311757575599 AC: A good lesbian POV video, so far i have found none... 1311777900924 Aryan gurl: ALLAH FUCKING MUHAMMAD UP HIS ANUS 1311802594513 Anonymous: FRITZL DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST !! 1311804862579 RETSIEM RED: the smelly body of amy winehouse cut in pieces and force-fed to Rihanna, with chemicals applied to her skin, then when she shits out Amy, Josif Stalin and Eisenhower jizz on the remains while the room in which everything takes place shrinks to the size of a booger. 1311906586397 roadpirate: squirting midget 1311912108183 Anonymous: eye licking is gonna be so 2011 1312201287236 Anonymous: me fucking my wifes best friend and watching her confess with cum on her face 1357684381750 bib: Girls shitting in each others' asses. 1357691023462 Anonymous: Regular but with the sound of squeaky toys dubbed over the sex scenes 1357783802259 CrackSnacker I'd like to think that the first thumb was a warm up. 1357784892238 Anonymous: gang of pre-op tranys giving it to my girlfriend 1357843407882 Antiphon: Boxxy doing a lezzo show with Hannah Minx! 1357862755554 Anonymous: R2D2 AND C3PO 1357867252479 Anonymous: ^ for me without R2D2 and the 3 and the O 1357895077313 Anonymous: I WANT TO SEE JEWS BURNING ALIVE AND ALL THE NIGGERS BEING HANGED FROM LAMPPOSTS! FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP 1357909855795 Capeta: ^ Damn I'd pay a zillion dollars to see that one. 1357911576231 Anonymous: watchin my neighbors daughter masturbating for the first time 1357955306922 Anonymous: In addition to (almost) everything said...a trampoline, peanut butter, and a German Shepherd 1366862261740 The.Party's.Started: I call your trampoline, peanut butter, and German Shepherd, and raise you a box full of rats, a gallon jar of mayonnaise, and hunting rifle. 1367820423187 Anonymous: ^^ Nope! Gonna raise it with a pregnant goat, 2 former East German female weightlifters, AND this box of assorted mints! :) 1367877229605 NonComposMentis: A pregnant woman getting fisted into aboration. 1367877275458 Anonymous: Basically as long as there's no niggers, no faggots, and no pissing/shitting/etc. it's ok 1367917366224 GreatMasterW: Tim Sharky in Thailand! If you don't know why, just search it in google 1370575666987 Anonymous: Midgets having sex in a pool of jello, while Varese music is playing while random gunfire is rampant. 1370647716356 Anonymous: Jamie Lee Curtis riding me like a lusty pony! 1370660582524 Anonymous: http://images.weserv.nl/?url=25.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_manw35iOYQ1rgvozjo6_500.gif&w= 1394012311613 Stalker: I want to be giving access to all the porn in the world, and remake anything I want starring me. 1394015768232 Anonymous: ^But would anyone want to see it? 1394020270639 Anonymous: Derpina, ApathyCat and Sapiosexual in a lesbian strap-on, pissing, scat and vomit video.. 1394027087380 liplocker_code3: Them skinny chicks far above, when they come, do they rattle? 1396207016148 Anonymous: Two rodents fucking on a flaming raft while it rains cheese! 1396481118517 Anonymous: Quantum69, BigBoss775, Darkstan, Furore23, RKB, Stalker, Bulbasaur111919, Greeft, Lexicon, Asslover, Chanonymous and CrackSnacker all in a Gay Musical called "Fisting Faggots of Chan4Chan"" 1396481616167 Crackhead Fez Monkey: Something with bacon. It has to have bacon 1401800618896 Anonymous: An ass smoothie made with a thousand hamsters! 1403097208500 Anonymous: Child porn 1406437930589 Anonymous: ^gtfo cunt. 1406440772703 GreatMasterW: an asian man fucking a black woman, you never will find this 1409095935263 GreatMasterW: and I want to see a lot of random porn, and remake it.... with my mom 1409096098844 Crackhead Fez Monkey: Something with a walrus...... and bacon 1409096434857 Anonymous: I am here looking for ideas to search later. GreatMasterW, you are the best :) 1409103991139 Anonymous THIS! Make it happen, science! 1409160903237 Bulbasaur111919: Obese men being fed into fans and the resultant meat product formed into a giant phallus. Dying Japanese geisha are then forced into the crude eye to serve as ejaculate. 1409174988835 Anonymous <---this 1410394435589 Crackhead Fez Monkey: Anything with vegetables. Watermelons and cucumbers, for instance. Oh, and chickpeas. Definitely chickpeas. 1410397382295 Anonymous: idkbitch sucking my dick 1419287852435 Anonymous: Boxxy porn 1419314774172 Anonymous: xlRMudfFchAeEwhaWde 1419316225314 Anonymous: A girl, naked, tied up completely unable to move, made to cum over and over by a doctor/expert in female genitalia. And being unable to move she must endure every painful orgasm until she passes out from exhaustion. 1419681529442 Anonymous: I don't want to see sick shit with pissing, shit, niggers etc. Sex is a natural, beautiful thing, and it upsets me to see it turned into something filthy. All you "kinky" losers can GTFO. There's nothing better than normal, healthy sex with two women and a spiked strap-on. 1419683868500 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: bulbasaur111919 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/125427/DESCRIBE_PORN_U_WANNA_SEE

Scientists: Why are all the stars and planets sphericly formed??

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Lickathesplit/18.jpg Info: JPG, 61 Kbytes (581x413) Added by: Lickathesplit (Dec 18, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Lyco: Because it's the state of the lowest energy. 1292704107927 Zombeh: It's the state of a solid ith the hghest volume and lowest surface area. Think with portals. 1292704681949 Lickathesplit: ^^ ^ Hmm, that explains ?? the how, not the why..The way i understand the "how" by the way is that all matter during & after the expanding universe cluttered and became massive sphere's acompanied by gravity and rotation.. My question involves critical view on the rotation part.. 1292705464364 AwesomeAnonymous!: Does it have anything to do with boobs? 1292711116924 admackbar: becuz you touch yourself at night!!! 1292711232977 Anonymous: fucking magnets 1292711592758 Greeft: The rotation actually stops stars and planets being spherical, they are oblate spheroids, meaning that the centrifugal force of the spinning object creates a bulge at it's equator. 1292713642995 Greeft: As for the spinning, stars are created from large gas and dust clouds that are slowly rotating. The slow rotation is caused by the particles falling into the gravity well of the centre of the cloud. This rotation increases as the cloud collapses due to the conservation of angular momentum and by the time the star ignites the spin is relitively fast. 1292714210607 Greeft: The planets form in the same way from an accretion disc of solid debris surrounding the newly born star. The question scientists can't seem to answer is why the universe was "lumpy" to start with. Without this lumpiness the first stars would not have been able to condense from a uniformly even spread of matter. 1292714392899 Flarp: Balls. Balls everywhere. But, they are not touching. What did we learn? 1292714719577 Nickeh43: ITT: We butcher spelling while trying to act smart and condescending 1292720640659 Lickathesplit: ^^^^^^^ If it makes you feel happy...then no !!! ^^^^^^ In that case they would obviously be spericly shaped !! ^^^^^ You are close to the truth, keep searching ! ^^^^ No it doesn't, the spherical shape is maintained amongst other reasons by the presence of gravity. 1292728607679 Lickathesplit: ^^^ Not to listen to anybody who is searching for balls ! ^^ ITT : We read between the lines in trying to understand eachother, for this form of communication isn't as much top of the notch, but rather touching your nuts. I'll demostrate it by smiling which you cannot see... You could go to my profile pic. and make an educated guess at what a smile on my face would look like.. I rest my case.. 1292729174274 Lickathesplit: Demonstrate it of cource.. 1292729720561 (show all comments) anonymule: Umm.....gravity 1292729793155 Lickathesplit: ^ Once again, don't need to know the how..! Your thoughts on the why however are very welcome ITT !!! 1292735297850 Phadrus: They are not perfect spheres. When they spin, they bulge at the middle. 1292773873524 Phadrus: But, it's close enough for the union. 1292773936391 Lickathesplit: ^^ Yes, i believe that's why i said sphericly.. ^ but more importantly, is it good enough for the matrix ?? 1292779003586 Anonymous: because I made them that way stupid non believer 1292809375379 GypsyGreen: the "lumpyness" may be dark matter Greeft 1292909891706 Cuntfux: Because anything not solid forms into a sphere in zero G. Planets and stars are not solid so they form into a sphere. 1292910373321 FROSTMOURNE: BECAUSE GOD LOVES PLAYING WITH BALLS 1293111047150 Lickathesplit: ^^^^ Wake up kid, you're still dreaming^^^ The Greeft maybe lumpy matter ^^ Just say NO to drugs ^ But why doesn't he play with mine ? 1293233555533 Limerick: Both Lyco and Zombeh answered the original question perfectly. Greeft answered the additional query on the spinning. Read your questions again and look at the words in their statements that indicate them to be answers. 1293234078334 Limerick: To expound, gravity works as an exponential function. As the objects get closer, they get closer faster. If the objects were moving before they got closer (and more specifically, at different speeds) They'll miss and enter degrading orbit with eachother. Multiply this by the size of a planet or a star and you get spinning balls. 1293234431444 Limerick: You're right, the long explanation does sound like a how. Perhaps that was your error and not ours as the why would take us into dimensional theory and things we really can't explain with any certainty. To ask this of us would be to ask why god created earth in the beginning not the end. 1293234665960 Lickathesplit: ^^^ Been there, done that ^^ Google ! such a handy tool ^ I asked why so somebody could come up with an alternative answer, and science is practised in this order : Building a theory and then trying to prove it !! Albert Einstein said; Imagination is more important then knowledge.. t.b.c. 1293363549983 Lickathesplit: ITT : my answer is : Communication !!! 360 degrees spherical communication! in a universe so vast, receiving and transmitting enormous amounts of info can only logicly be done spherically. Hubble has observed that all stars & planets emmit radiation, send light, are coloured, and use light reflection.. That should tell you something !! Not enough room here to explain my thoughts, t.b.c. 1293365705387 Lickathesplit: Imagine this : Our Sun is standing on a soccer field ; Hey! My colour is this (info of elements) my size is this (info of capacity) these are my surrounding planets and objects on ths coordinations in space.. Pass me the ball (meteor/asteroid) with this & this elements for planet 9 (Earth) After TIME & various gravity's from different suns and planets a meteor arrives. t.b.c. 1293366430283 Lickathesplit: enableing the transformation from one atmosphere to another.. We are now living and breathing in Earths what ? 3e atmosphere ??? The movie "Contact" with Jodie Foster should teach you to not think in portals, but sphericly..For now : Merry Christmas !!! 1293367036396 MrPerspective: Planet Bizarro : the exception that confirms the rule? 1302912604214 BnSneky: because, that's why 1302912666181 Anonymous: Because Noah built a boat and his boat was the only one that worked. And a talking lizard/snake tricked a girl, and then a guy got killed and...wait for it....CAME BACK TO LIFE WTF. Obviously that's why. 1302913009444 Anonymous: Because all planets are just atoms in really big objects and the the atoms around us contain little universes inside them too. 1302913141589 MrPerspective: ^ "Orion's... uh... belt." 1302919610726 MrPerspective: Planets are spherical to prove that God Almighty didn't lose all His marbles when He created bigots. Um... then again... 1308100311703 Lickathesplit: ^Why so boring, have you no imagination ? 1308161194251 Anonymous: because they would stupi as squares 1308164517883 Anonymous: Are you implyng we'r living in a virtual reality ? I find it the most rational of all possibilities tbh.. 1308166986611 Anonymous: Gravity. Next! 1308170533134 gov'na: this is a larger way to similate the natural order of the universe, as in smaller particals such as atoms made up of electrons, protons and nutrons.....String theory attempts to prove this as the universe as we know it expands into an uknown yet assumed larger compilation of what is known for eternity 1308171026859 MrPerspective: I are from planet Bizarro. It am cubic. Your argument is valid, trollhetero. 1308189890785 MrPerspective: Electrons do not orbit around atoms, otherwise they'd crash down on the nucleus in 10^-9 second from the electromagnetic photon radiation energy loss occurring every time a charged particle is accelerated. 1308190099776 Anonymous: because god loves round things,and blocky planets would be straight-up weird 1308478603338 me: really? are you sreious? 1308653927902 djh123: i doubt everyone who commented is a scientist. the post was directed at scientists... not fucktards like you guys.. 1308654012196 Captngeetch: The big yellow one is the sun 1308654054684 djh123: ^lol 1308654235550 me: i thought this was a religious response ^^^ 1308655128794 Lickathesplit: Only gov'na dared to come up with an alternative :) Yes gov'na, i think you are partially right in saying matter seems to have a patern of behavier, you might wanna think about that for a minute. I don't believe in the string theory, but i will & do believe that there are a lot of different, eh, energy-s. Some could've been so high in energy that they curved/sphered inside and became matter. tbc 1308680659925 Limerick: So you weren't really asking scientists at all. Just Ramtha. 1308681261690 Lickathesplit: Like a rattlesnake curling up/inwards, but then spherically ..Endless.. Crushing the enrgy in the core that then would change lane/frequency and become radiation or something. It sure would explain the presence of energy in all matter, elements and particals to me. You could even say that your dead body dissolves because the coexisting energy-s frequency changed and rearranged into something else 1308682066277 gov'na: ^^^^^some neolithic buhdist civilizations might have refered to reincarnation 1309545990523 Kirk Diggler: Spere's in space are the most energy efficient form. 1309550905834 MrPerspective: @ 9925: If you don't believe in the string theory, you've never eaten beans. FART! Oops! Excuse me... (BTW, I don't know what energy is involved, but fuck, I'm high!) 1309980915119 Lickathesplit: Hmm, got you there gov'na, but i never saw the science behind the statement, now it is clearer for me how reincarnation works. Efficienty yes Kirk Diggler, related to TT it is another example that the universe is a big collective intelligence and obviously selfregulating.. 1314647661338 Anonymous: gravity is the reason and gravity comes from mass distorting the relationship between distance and time. Read up on it. 1314658454379 Kennedy: actually they are slightly disced 1314667736873 Anonymous: sphere's? at it's equators? of cource? enableing? behavier? learn to spell before you attempt science, jeez! if you can't even learn simple rules made up by humans, how do you expect to understand rules of the universe? 1314667910901 Anonymous: niggers 1314767788141 Anonymous: Higs-Bonerons 1314767880897 Lickathesplit: @ Anon 0901. Human rules: Protect the weak, heaven, hell, god, property, and most important; limitations. Universe rules: Growth, mutation, differentiation, efficient behavior, eternity by recycling on multiple levels and in several dimensions.. Also, relate to thread or gtfo.. 1319479896740 Anonymous: if they were squares, well they would look stupid 1319481358487 Lickathesplit: Listen up son, i'll explain it only this once.. Never ever, and i mean ever diss on Borg cubes !!! They WILL add your biological and technological distinctiveness to their own, and yes, resistance is futile !!! 1319484029958 Anonymous: Because my dick is god. 1319527358875 Anonymous: because the stars are god's boogers and the scientists are too busy stroking his dick 1319528008310 Anonymous: The universe isn't very gay based on the distance between the balls 1319528893225 Anonymous: ^ well, from time to time, balls ARE touching. so: universe = bi 1319569077143 AnotherAnon: This question is fail. Prove that ALL the planets and stars are spherical. 1319569223882 Anonymous: Because they'd look fucking stupid if they were square. 1319569616917 Lickathesplit: djh123: i doubt everyone who commented is a scientist. the post was directed at scientists... not fucktards like you guys.. LOL @ Anon 3225 1319569813358 Bill Nye: Because that is how I pooped them out of my ass and into existence. 1319571376671 Cobra: Because God was having an acid flashback. 1319578547766 nicaris12: gravity has yet to be explained adequetly it is a natural phenominom that has been observed but not explaned 1321503736661 Anonymous: because they are god's anal beads 1321504683200 HWood: Anon 8141 is a nigger because he stole my answer.... 1321548712518 Anonymous: They are not. It's all relative... http://arxiv.org/abs/gr-qc/0608035 1321548976684 Anonymous: Because Adolf Hitler told em so. 1321615695865 Anonymous: Because of surface tension, at first all the mass was liquid and so the planes and stars began as a gas or liquid, and fuck you that's why 1321892643294 oldandevil: Due to the effect of gravity, at the planetary scale all solids act like liquids. At that scale, these solids flow like liquid molecules and bond together with equal force across the entire matrix. This force draws the matter into a spherical structure because a sphere is the only shape where all surface molecules are equal distance from the center of gravity. 1321909087128 Anonymous: If they were any other shape then another force would have to be involved that doesn't exist and just like GOD, IT DOESN'T EXIST!! 1321917227963 Anonymous: Its bloody obvious, see ^^... 1322863263743 Anonymous: all wrong. it's space squids. my space squids theory is the only truth out there. space squids are fucking incredible squids. 1322956897291 Anonymous: Not all planets are spheres. 1323094724783 Oldandevil: ^True, Even the Earth is not a perfect sphere. Other forces do affect planets but the larger the planetary body the more it conforms to the rule... still, even a giant planets are misshapen by a big enough gravitational forces. 1323401259990 stewent: magnets 1323411669914 Anonymous: If FuckinMagnets work and Spidey can haz Shot Web, then Roughly-Spherical Non-Touching-Balls are Roughly-Spherical. 1323412755995 Vincent859: Go take a basic physics class and you'll know the answer to this poorly worded question. 1325086557298 sagan's ghost: actually, they are ovoids, not spheres 1325086695852 Anonymous: because of the planet's self-gravitational force. 1339252498280 Hughbie: And from a cunts view....if it's round it's going to roll a whole lot easier bitches... 1339253428232 danono: because 'god' cut them out with his righteous cookie cutter 1339331470937 Itzcuintle: Due to power of mass or gravity as we call it. 1339331579758 MAELSTHUR: rotation and atoms atraction works with gravity , that all makes thinks spherics op 1339331651453 Anonymous: gravity is the answer,i have seen this episode already 1339842520792 Anonymous: cubic pla,nets would look ridiculous 1339842940322 Bonefish: ^Greeft got it right with his three comments at the top of the thread. All else in this thread is faggotry 1360514781493 NonComposMentis: ^Including you. But not me. I am legit. 1360514831439 Bonefish: ^Legitimately a fag. 1360514954623 NonComposMentis: ^If I'm a fag, you're my bitch. Get on your knees now, I have greeft with a strap on and I need some new fap material. 1360515020436 Bonefish: ^Easy now, da Interwebs iz big enough for all of us losers. 1360515337801 Greeft: Profit! 1360516586541 Anonymous: pics or it didn't happen 1419394708232 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/160765/Scientists:_Why_are_all_the_stars_and_planets_sphericly_formed??

HOW DO YOU HACK INTO A WIRELESS NETWORK?

itt (354) , network (8) , hack (72) , howto (118)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/RKB/wireless-network.gif Info: GIF, 22 Kbytes (500x500) Added by: RKB (Jul 24, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: with a pickaxe 1279929900805 Anonymous: first you go all over the net and troll forums asking "how do i hack shizzum" and then ....fail 1279929964368 Anonymous: first you look for Morpheus... he'll help you escape the matrix... once you're free, you will learn kung fu and realize that it isn't air you're breathing... it will help you against Hugo Weaving who can be quite scary sometimes... and get you the chick, of course... at last when you have become the one, hacking a wireless network will be as easy as fapping... and possibly just as satisfying 1279935196107 Anonymous: go to like a starbucks and stand near someone on a laptop. now this is the tricky part. take a long slow breath in then a quick forceful exhale. with any luck a large "lugie" will shoot from your mouth onto your victim and their computer. good luck! post pics! 1279935611350 athiest: just ask the password you nitwit 1279935692215 iprobablyhateyou: eat an ethernet cable an wait 12 hrs to digest it and then take a shit into your disk drive 1279947959390 TwoFaced: With fucking magnets 1279964208762 Anonymous: It's not hacking if you have to ask for instructions. 1279964625934 Greeft: With napalm and mountain dew. 1279987258449 Pyro: ^ Has read my book 1279990552342 Anonymous: ^ has a sense of humor 1279991145664 zaid: ^ Has A Point 1279994812334 Greeft: ^^^ Pyro, when does volume 2 Advanced Techniques come out? 1279996496187 Anonymous: With a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. 1280007152243 (show all comments) Wr104Gamma: Pass list or hex list.. Multiple wireless devices. and some freaking pixie sticks 1280311339637 Anonymous: 8762 lol'd 1280329741376 the7rafe7: thanks for help guys 1280426618710 Weilhalt: catch a jew and smear his bowels all over your laptop. then put a handfull of nigger dicks on top, cook everything in the oven for about 2 hours, eat it and fart it out. there will be wireless internet acces within the fart cloud. voila! but beware, as soon as the fart has vanished you'll have to start all over again. 1283387508559 Cat-therine: ^ i tried it several times and now i need to get rid of all the jes and niggers. meow 1283642400192 Anonymous: It's all done with Mirrors and botox. Like Madonna. 1283642723715 AnonymASS: From your browser type Alt-F4. If the browser closes, you're doing it wrong. Try again. It should work after 50 tries or so. 1283667378484 Flarp: Linsys exploits are pretty easy 1286431482716 Anonymous: Buy your own wireless ya cheap bastard 1286446180226 Anonymous: You must take the blue pill... 1286446430701 Flarp: For someone that is posting anonymously, you would think you would understand that the concept isn't so much about the cost as much as it is about keeping ANONYMOUS. Damn... 1286449388590 Grave: www.google.com 1286452762103 Bongochops: Buy a wifi codesniffer from RadioShack. $14.00. Pic here http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-10-07/1286451337366.jpg 1286453680627 Anonymous: Just call your local internet/cable provider and ask them. They'll connect you to someone that can help. 1286588925598 Danger Horse:   ▲ is 1286624302918 Danger Horse: ▲ ▲ how 1286624313582 NoticeMeganFoxAcne: Cat-Therine is a massive raging faggot 1289019597796 Uncle Harvey: With a wireless hacksaw 1289026256783 Leashedhate: I flip my laptop open? 1289031078419 ilko: Google "backtracker 3" 1289037129974 BnSneky: hammers 1289039251412 zorro: i cant even keep my own wireless running 1289344211462 kib420: delete system32 on your computer it will allow you to access any wireless internet 1289351890948 Anonymous: very easy 1293744135534 YuLiekPicturz: Click connect, proffit! 1293744163948 Anonymous: :) 1293744164418 Anonymous: alt + space + c 1293766357217 Burrgeezy: delete sys 32 + alt +F4 1293766415834 sockpile: first you need wires.... then plug them in ... WIN 1293772440687 danielsimba: wirelessly 1294770038937 Greeft: VMware build of backtrack 4 with a compatible chipset wireless card and then use aircrack-ng suite of commands. 1294777426162 pancake: fuck your neighbours daugther, check password when she's asleep. double win 1294777588529 Anonymous: 6162 WINS 1294778580871 Gypsygreen: its surprising how many wireless routers are left with the default pasword... too easy 1294785905951 CockAsian: WEP is broken WPA will be soon 1294798742552 Greeft: ^ You can fix it with scotch tape though. 1294799196312 MrSandynigger: Delete system32 1294941818832 Lickathesplit: with a wireless ax 1294946481609 Fristaljoe: use a fork 1294952077905 Greeft: Use an ethernet cable plugged into the wireless router, that'll do it. 1294961321677 Anonymous: Put a fork in the nearest outlet or toaster 1295808630171 balder: Ubuntu 10.04 1295893496327 TinFoilHatGuy: First you do a scatter-gun-home-invasion on some dumbfuck liek me who's not encrypted or password protected , then you just sit down, flip yor laptop open, ant teh interwebz are yours!! 1296410968929 MrPerspective: You'll need a cybernetic axe, and good arm muscles. 1305253700148 MrPerspective: In DOS mode, type "FORMAT C:", then press Enter or Return. It's that big angle-shaped key at the left of your keyboard. When asked "Are you sure?", quickly press the "Y" key 1305254112783 MrPerspective: Alternate method: press the "Any" key. Then get up, walk to a window, and open it so the mice can get in. Finally, hang your PC's main unit (that rectangular metal box) on the ceiling by means of an industrial electromagnet. Everyone will start calling you an hero. 1305254351103 MrPerspective with a WorldWideWeb protocol, d'uh! 1305254996981 Anonymous: guess different passkeys until one works 1305261698666 Anonymous: i dont hack i, have a life 1308898307300 MrSandyNigger: Go get your own wifi you poor nigger. 1309810715317 An Italian Nigger: So much stupid internet fags. Anyway, it depends if the network uses a WEP security or a WPA. Wait, am i on Yahoo Answer? 1309811225410 Anonymous: ^ It depends if it uses WEP/WPA or WPA2... if it's WPA2 you are not gonna crack it. 1309811424323 Anonynoob: ^You can't even crack a WPA 1309814261616 Peckerhead: Spray wit WD40 and hit with hammer 1322083484669 Anonymous: IDIOT !! PAY FOR IT !! U WANNA TIPS TO STEAL IT?? U MUST B A NIGGER!!! pay 4 it asshole!! 1342473848173 Jeff-M: You mean cracks 1344750075723 Jeff-M: ... Cracking not Hacking, learn the difference. 1344750218867 Maelsthur: I can tell you how but fbi gonna search my IP and I am to lazay to change my IP with another 3rd word Country 1344839215215 InternetH8Machine: Magnets 1344896180784 liplocker_code3: Divide by zero when you log on. 1415739817488 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: MrPerspective ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/139149/HOW_DO_YOU_HACK_INTO_A_WIRELESS_NETWORK?

you - portals - Will you survive? - If yes, where will you go?

portal (22) , question (218) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1282347266779.jpg Info: JPG, 8 Kbytes (251x248) Added by: Anonymous (Aug 21, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Malacath: nowhere, you would get crushed by yourself, not enough space between the portals for you to move between the 2 1282425662150 Feefdoodle: intinate loop between the two what ever you feel when passing through the two portals will forever be your hell 1282437487183 Anonymóus: No Feef, No. As Malacath said, you'd be crushed by yourself. 1282437570334 Nickeh43: 42. 1282438057604 Anonymous: You'd accidentally yourself 1282486203251 Greeft: ^You could intentionally yourself also! 1282491060853 Anonymous: you'd mixing gore yourself 1282491683948 AmusingMuse: Thats where the teletubies live...inside the portal loop. 1282502898554 ThelemicMage: Yes. I will go to your mother's house to skullfuck her brains out 1282523480888 Anonymous: you'll finally be able to suck your own dick 1282686252697 Anonymous: maybe maybe maybe ^ lol 1282740239225 Anonymous: right mack to the middle fucktard op. 1283142693340 Yourfuckingmother: Feefdoodle's got it 1283146060342 crackerkiller5: back to the 1800s, i heard they have good far...... 1283155755195 (show all comments) Anonymous: portals disappear if they move... problem solved 1284674702803 ElCapitan: Portals are the solution to dividing by zero 1284680663950 Anonymous: boooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm 1284684138773 feefdoodle: lol o whoops last time i teleported it was back in the 80s the portals were different back then 1284743595409 Anonymous: Real question is if you have a portal in your ass and step into it, then close both portals. where the fuck are you?? 1287174755332 BnSneky: two sided magnets............you will die 1287175043113 yO: no one has invented portals yet and compared to the black holes in the space ... teoratically you will not move and get crushed by the cyberspace 1288072903949 Bongochops: They already work. I went back to 1885. Trouble was, I couldn't get back, so Here we are in2010, and I'm 169 years old, and feeling a bit shit - and I forgot to invest in Ford, Google, Apple, IBM, Microsoft & Rubik's Cubes - Bastard. Time Travel - Just say no 1288073525539 Antiphon: I wont die, i will reload again and again 1288109734921 chrud: you would be caught in an infinite feedback loop... 1294608288627 Spectre: If the portals' colors get switched it has the same effect as taking 1294616937751 Spectre: ... THE RED PILL 1294616977584 Chell: This is a triumph! 1294620110453 ANNONAMOOSE: i dont think you would be crushed. there would be the left you, the right you and the you in the middle, when you met youd be pushing yourself in an infinate loop. sorta like being in a huge line of people constantly being pushed forward. 1301603935220 MAELSTHUR: you wll die inevitably for dimensional pression 1301604095987 Greeft: You would die and respawn at level 15. 1301688149606 Anonymous: YOU WOULD FIND THE CAKE 1301695010310 John135: Malacath is right, you'd crush yourself 1301701419320 Anonymous: Portals disappear when the surface they're on moves. And then yes, you'd get crushed by the surface they were on. 1301704591566 MACKY83: You'll asexually Rule 34 1301746393787 BnSneky: die 1301746582749 pop3: right in one and out the other 1301752663247 ImYourMomBIATCH: It depends on what the portals really are/properties of the portals. I suppose you would perish into nothingness, if not something before (it could be 0.0000000.....1 sec) happens. 1301766684120 samefag: you will eather get crushed by your self or if you played portal, the poratl will just disapear on a moving surface, so youll get crushed both ways :D 1301769808703 Anonymous: as the portals close think of them as physical mirrors in each portal. once there closed youed have to stay completely still with your body coompletely centered between each portal. looking left or right youll see another room with another you standing in other portals.. if you lean to far to one side youll enter that portal.. BOOM! 1301784686105 GhostWind: I've always wondered what would happen. I though you would just het squeezed out like runny pancake batter. Imagine what would happen to a cube. It would melt from the friction and pressure against itself. 1301784789833 Anonymous: There's actually a place where you can do this in the game. 1303015576901 MrPerspective: They DO work. I just went back to 2011! 1303105444628 MrPerspective: Respawn in 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 1303180221101 MrPerspective: 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0... 0...0... 0... 1303271407591 Anonymous: half of u would go in one half, the other half would go in the other 1303306888837 MrPerspective: ^ Decisions, decisions... I don't know which half of the crowd to follow! PARADOX! 1303614269318 Anonymous: You'd be stretched into a single strand of atoms at the speed of light as your body is converted into energy, essentially ceasing to exist as your body is stretched nearly across dimensions to infinity. 1304229677418 MrPerspective Weeeellllll...... According to my calculations... 1304289907202 ticklethis: you would crush yourself 1304290144472 Anonymous: If that were me, I would just open the console and type noclip 1304299759957 MrPerspective: ^ Probably smartest post in this entire thread! 1304367211228 Anonymous: wouldn't be possible because when you move the pipes the portals dissappear 1334899536298 Anonymous: Portals don't exist. Yet. 1335024654357 Anonymous: You'd go all brundlefly. 1342477287767 Anonymous: paradox.. 1342525270637 Anonymous: Since there is no implied delay between portals, PTP transfer becomes infinite loop, continuing until ports power down, then you're gone, or they're pulled apart and you slow down. 1353836293889 liplocker_code3: Where will I go? Portugal! Where else? 1415385592966 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: GhostWind ImYourMomBIATCH ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/145644/you_-_portals_-_Will_you_survive?_-_If_yes,_where_will_you_go?

Post ending in 59 has to print out every picture in this thread and put them into neighbour's mailbox.

4chan (628) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1256173195062.jpg Info: JPG, 17 Kbytes (250x250) Added by: randyvanburen (Oct 22, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Pyro: i has no printer... 1256185381755 Anonymous: 1256185784894 randyvanburen: how in hell do you add pictures? 1256185951642 Pyro: I had the same problem i was just gonna PM u but im about to go to bed after i finish my blunt, First you put : then the id number then : again.....Yeah yeah I know guys im not supposed to tell people the secrets but im too high/tired to give half a fuck 1256186766914 FalzeProphet: No printer, so I cant do it either. 1256194891517 Pyro: well this is gonna be awkward if someone with no printer gets 59 1256277404968 PUSSYDESTROYER: we did that with a stack of cheri mags when i was a kid, free trial issue for all the neighbors lol. 1256278116392 Pyro: pic unrelated 1256278433968 PUSSYDESTROYER: 1256279508365 Anonymous: ill do it anyway 1256613026233 Anonymous: woot but how do i do that without a printer? 1256782476503 Anonymous: hmm 1256782588759 Pyro: WINNER 1256782858815 aodin: print and deliver...NOW 1256784031743 (show all comments) Anonymous: FUCKING DO IT 1256784156420 PlaugedByLife: ^420 !!!!! 1256792801138 Samps: ^^Anonymous now has to smoke a giant brick of weed in one sitting. All by himself. 1256792957378 PlaugedByLife: who wouldnt wanna do that >.> <.< 1256793185933 Anonymous 1256793729478 Pyro: FFFFFFFUUUUUUU Y COULDNT I BE 420?! 1256794156106 God: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1256833624881 randyvanburen: what's a 420?? 1256833737977 Pyro: national smoke day 1256833920792 Bubble theres only one pic in this thread... 1256838041237 Anonymous: No wonder. We all know randyvanburen doesn't deliver. 1256838833233 Bubble: 1256782588759 has to deliver, ... FAIL^ does anyone get the picture? 1256844188737 Anonymous: oh, there was a failrar. my bad. 1256844797139 Anonymous: everyone who made a comment on this picture is a fag....including myself just now 1256845992118 Pyro: fag ^ 1256856906163 ImaD00d: ^fag 1256867639925 ImaD00d: v fag v 1256867657569 Pyro: vFag^ 1256867755765 Jessica: COMBO-BREAKER!!!!!!!!!.........^^^^^^^^FLAMING LOVER^^^^^^...........vv..BORN TO MASTURBATE..vv........... 1256868196821 Pyro: HELL YEAH BEST BREAKER EVAH 1256868251307 Anonymous: wtf 1256874572378 motha fuckn monkey: moosh? 1257202060472 Bubble: <fag? 1257878825883 Anonymous875786: wtf lol 1257880825393 Loser4Lyfe: Fuck that. I'm Xeroxing and sticking it in the appers I deliver tomorrow morning 1274706535291 Anonymous: library- good place to print anything 1274706633714 Anonymous: I'm doing it for the lawlz regardless 1275621100795 tijno4: aaaaaaaaa 1278541815987 Anonymous: Can I win a second time ? 1278563395722 Anonymous: can i be 59? 1278567304305 Anonymous: damnit, i lose 1278567459931 the7rafe7: lol id put it into the mailbox i know this hot bitch lives and wack off to her reaction 1278574134594 Anonymous: no printer? goto library with thumbdrive of pics. 1290646674679 fap: shiiiiiit. we should do the person has to print every picture on their computer and put it into neighbors mailbox 1290749756208 fap: it seems like an awful waste of ink 1290749770979 Munster: Have no neighbours... i live in a boat... 1290763227105 MrPerspective: ^ No prob', those fish are all horny bastards anyway. 1298676647866 liplocker_code3: I know which neighbor can have 'em. 60 yet? 1414763622201 Anonymous: That's gay 1414767260147 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/61958/Post_ending_in_59_has_to_print_out_every_picture_in_this_thread_and_put_them_int o_neighbour's_mailbox.

every post that gets doubles must go out and apply for a job wherever the poster above said.

itt (354) , roll (58)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1280721061120.png Info: PNG, 8 Kbytes (402x246) Added by: Nickeh43 (Aug 2, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Nickeh43: FBI! 1280726991904 Anonymous: bartender at the gay bar 1280730217900 the7rafe7: hahahah anon post results oh and suicide bomber 1280731680450 Moongrim: Towel boy at a gay bathhouse 1280750431276 Malacath: fluffer 1280788602955 athiest: admin at chan4chan 1280789105729 c4c: ^ Thanks, looks like I got the job! 1280789160000 Nickeh43: and doubles, nay... double doubles, you fuck 1280790238785 Anonymous: cunt destroyer 1280790309791 J: Gas Station Glory Hole Attendent 1280790579520 Redrocco: Jizz Mopper 1280790838429 Anonymous: Bin Man xD 1280877307918 Swiney: Hitman lol 1280877997794 Anonymous: animal fluffer 1280903321698 (show all comments) ezpz: artifitial insemination tech 1280903939130 Wr104Gamma: Mall security guard 1280970275184 Anonymous: Nanny on a Temporary Visa: alternet.org/rights/24927/?page=entire 1281026075878 Anony-me: stunt dick 1281848079139 Anonymous: nigger 1281848454475 RKB: Bus Driver 1281849012512 Anonymous: USMC 1281850244453 BigRussDaGOD: JEW BEAR 1281851238214 Wr104Gamma: Animal husbandry expert 1281925787235 Anonymous: Alastair Bryden Swiney Gonzalez diaper changer and ass cleaner (PS: It is really nasty after he eats burritos and haggis - just ask his momi and popi. 1281926507815 ThelemicMage: cocksucker's warehouse 1282004522644 ThelemicMage: aaahhh fuck. alright. now I gotta go do a search on swiney gonzales and offer my services. 1282004565562 anon09: Specimen collector at sperm bank 1282080641714 darthduck: ninja 1282197048307 Anonymous: juggalo hunter 1282223469121 Anonymous: Wallmart 1282760031150 Anonymous: customer service center in india 1282763644192 Avalanche: Gays'-Balls-Scratcher. 1282764381277 XENU: LOL@customer service. Have fun in ApuVille, holmes. Also, chumscrubber, at a gay porn theater in The Gay Bay 1283052856669 Flarp: Wrestler ass shaver 1283057088531 Flarp: As bad as the job market is, I'd apply just about anywhere. lol. 1283057139393 Grave: fag 1283060548343 YuLiekPicturz: when female: male prostitute when male: female prostitute 1284760698892 Anonymous: post murder crime scene clean up service 1286825032731 Anonymous: secret service ..you won't get hired, but the catch is they will do a security check on you 1286825390450 George: Good idea, I'm actually looking for a job right now. 1286825874647 YuLiekPicturz: pff jobs.. they r for losers 1286825902513 Uncle Harvey: Cleaning out port-a-potties 1286829252476 vengance: GAY PROSTITUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1286844014718 Anonymous: Psychologist with an expertise in beastiality. 1286846508948 superhuman: The Clintons private sexslave 1286847678773 Anonymous: CEO of google 1286851136537 cunt9000 apple washer! 1286851181134 Kib420: dick buffer 1286855974239 ThisOne: Love Machine 1286861016176 Grave: I wonder if this post ever made someone to actually apply for one of these odd jobs... in c4c or 4chan.. oh yeah, and a professional napkins folder. 1286863396387 George: Big fat nigger cock sucker 1287000685755 devshade: An hero 1287001868584 Anonymous: Parapalegic Stripper 1287015877469 satan: my sex slave 1287431682483 Twinchlian: Im only writing here since I sort of already have that job - the trick is to make it a job someone would sort of want but still be a little scared to acctually get... like a PORN STAR IN PATTAYA - THAILAND. 1287434867481 gov'na: 2 girls your mouth 1287582839498 CaptainSmackfap: 1 ass your mom. 1287772631962 fLARP: Hit man 1287774955329 Anonymous: Hitman 1287781145477 CHANmh: The amount of doubles here is amazing 1291203163122 CHANmh: ^OK. Who's first on my list? 1291203197962 Munster: Rocket scientist... 1291203681767 rustproof: deepthroat hitler 1291895448756 Pyro: Conqurer of Canada 1291895934680 Weed: Professional ass wiper. 1291905919752 tijno4: GAY? 1291910655356 XENU: Your Moms Chum Scrubber 1291910680143 SouthernPride: CHANmh, actually there arnt that many doubles. 1291961835342 SouthernPride: oh yeah, c4c mod 1291961869708 Munster: C4C queen... 1291963451310 SouthernPride: ^oh rly? C4C KING 1291965853113 SouthernPride: 1291967452210 Anonymous: gay porn industry 1292245458339 Anonymous: Toxic Waste Plant 1292245591401 AwesomeAnonymous!: my sex buddy! 1293441726571 Deputy Derp: Horse Sperm collector 1293442315329 aval: Ass Pimples Inspector 1293506966577 aval: Fuck yeah Horse Sperm.. 1293507001454 Samps: Rapist 1293507713763 vengance: plz, oh and manure spreader repair man 1293511170176 Deputy Derp: Must collect with your mouth, aval 1293634932339 StormTrooper: Crash test dummy 1293638124966 StormTrooper: Fucking hell.... 1293638169957 Deputy derp: Yay! 2 people now have to collect horse sperms with their mouth! Pics or it didn't happen! What sort of qualifications do you suppose horse sperm collectors need? Same as whores? 1293641018788 Anonymous123asd: bioshock big daddy :P 1293739751927 Feefdoodle: shit mopper at arbys 1293833652250 Weed: Communist. 1293844040176 Anonymous: the second person in the human centiped 1294467999651 Cock wrangler: ^LOL! Ewww! 1294479217220 sohceye: juggalo gigolo 1294480769356 Elvis: McDonalds 1297301129566 Elvis: WINNNNN !!!!!!!! 1297301160111 sarge: double win 1297301315486 Elvis: and then fail 1297301738721 Anonymous: cum recepticle 1297425709678 Weed: Gay Jewish Ballerina 1297431344568 Anonymous: slcoholic drinks tester! 1298669198475 GibblesNBits: bum on the street corner 1298669247833 GibblesNBits: Fucking WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1298669278691 Anonymous: fuck his mother while been fucked by his father 1298669554408 Squirrley1: Perverted Justice... 1298670388866 Squirrley1: ^Haha 1298670412765 Anonymous: looks like deputy derp needs an application from fucking hell... and a prison proctologist 1298873987804 Anonymous: Taco Bell 1298876939449 Oran Gutan: rabai 1298884942946 Anonymus: Zigeuner 1300847992914 Deputy Derp: I'm a fucking hell fuck buddy? Woooo! Next person: diaper changer at an old persons psychiatric retirement home. 1300848580251 Samps: A professional predator on "To Catch a Predator." 1301034884722 Anonymous: Jesus Christ version 2.0 (The Return) 1301038297952 GalacticStar: 24 hours of paying attenshunz to ME!!! :D 1301040438673 Anonymous: a Jewish pig 1301083648166 Anonymous: fluffer for gay nigger porn 1302067181190 Anonymous: Hillery Clinton's tampon cleaner 1302067520972 Anonymous: Ok, GalacticStar, you got me. 8166. Attenshunz will be given to you, you will recognize me by the black name of "Anonymous". I'll be where ever you are 1302130569198 uberbarf: gay porn actor 1307508049152 Gaylord: Cum bucket 1307559875139 the original spoon: Thi9s makes no sense. I don't want to be a cum bucket. Why would i post right now? 1307663091470 BnSneky: ^hahaha u did............Fag 1307663296321 the original spoon: whew. local bar 1307663364690 HWood: snotty nose bitch n dont get paid 1307666353199 Anonymous: love zone 1307855016900 Anonymous: ^ how did i doubles? 1307855069469 Anonymous: i said GAY PORN 1309979492624 GirlSoldier727: Lol at whoever said USMC 1309980199321 cybersinner: Rolling... 1310017412225 Anonymous: see pee 1310022300980 Attention Horse: Diaper changer at an old retard nursing home. Double shifts on 'apple sauce and prune juice' day 1310030589879 Cobra: Ghostbuster's HQ. 1310052291678 Trolling Whitey: oompa lumpa 1310156180127 hwood: dog shit picker upper...... 1310175391374 MrPerspective: I really wonder where Deputy derp can go apply as a hell fucker. Oh, right, my turn: newly vacant position as cleaning personnel, Sofitel Hotel, NYC, 28th floor. 1310181259446 Anonymous: BP offshore 1310184427436 ElCapitan: ballsack holding caboose at gay pride parade 1310296933618 Ipissyouoff: Secret Service Agent in charge of President Nigger Obama and his family - take a bullet for a nigger - FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU 1310320005122 Anonymous: ^ Ha Ha, have fun at the gay pride parade! oh & sucking dolphn dick at seaworld 1310328453187 Capt Hard On: wheel chock at the airport 1310328875853 Anonymous: Clerk at Big Lots 1310439003809 Lethal: Goatse's photographer 1310449435944 Lethal: Dammit, suppose it could be worse than working at Big Lots as a Clerk... 1310449501274 chumpno1: fuckhead at KFC 1310903973352 Anonymous: porn commitee 1310983051818 Anonymous: accountant 1311045941493 Anonymous: jizz-mopper 1311046003894 Soulfucker666: Holy Diver 1311046146940 Anonymous: Rapper 1311048139553 Uncle Harvey: Cleaning Port-A-Johns 1311053427948 NumaChan: Naomi campbells assistant 1311062020186 Anonymous: ffgg 1311119905930 fuck_the_duck: Gangsta nazi 1311160886992 Attention Horse: Volunteer Diaper changer at an old retards nursing home. Double shifts on 'apple sauce and prune juice' day. 1311161544176 Anonymous: Sand Nigger Gay Porn Star 1316741167432 SmilingMountain: Mmmm tasty. Epic Sax Guy 1316765418404 Anonymous: the next Joseph Stalin of olympic goatse diving (the last Joseph Stalin of olympic goatse diving was Joseph Stalin) 1316778370209 kirbylore: Kenny G is my idol! oh and a janitor at the sperm bank 1316778409640 Anonymous: Colonscope cleaner. 1318253056889 koda12: my mom 1318255048574 pedobearVer2: person who I.D.'s dogs by finding DNA in their poop (it's a shitty job, I guarentee it!) 1318263284533 pedobearVer2: hey koda 12 got a sister? (rape time!) 1318263339114 Anonymous: No, I would not dare to try... 1318263401444 Anonymous: Jeez, got tripples. ^ Does not count, right?... 1318263551806 Anonymous: ^^^ Sauce Taste tester at the gay cruise. 1318309122937 Anonymous: Pedobear Dating Services 1318399703579 pedobearVer2: prison bitch 1318456876110 Anonymous: BlazinWeed's diaper changer 1318463359883 koda12: drug dealer 1318469077920 Anonymous: gay porn 1326711345659 Derpina: Diaper changer at a nursing home. Double shifts on apple sauce and prune juice day 1326716694487 Quantum69: Manwhore in the gayhouse 1326716792788 Anonymous: one legged transvestite traffic warden in Vietnam 1326717772168 wilybeamish: i was briefly locked up entering england when i wrote glory hole installation expert on my entry card, and told the retarded cunt of an immigration official i didnt have to tell her where the fuck i was staying when i entered the country. they put me in lockup, then i proceeded to destroy everything. guess they forgot some people have dual citizenship and work for big shot attorneys. yayyy! 1326726374686 Moongrim: Veterinarian Prostate checker. 1326730210105 Anonymous: cleaning the toilets at a nigger high school 1326788759241 L: rollin' 1331168899506 FASTA_NIGGA: NIGGA KILLA 1331173872687 danono: Dachau? I think it may have closed down. Damn reccesion 1337870745328 Anonymous: BlazinWeed''s asshole cleaner 1337912512856 Anenormous: Teacher of gay sexual practices for Justin Bieber 1337955915862 Topy: Surgeon, specialized in hemorroid removals for black old midgets 1337956060862 Anonymous: Jewish Evangelist in Tehran 1337980444293 Anonymous: Elephant cage cleaner 1337999637246 Anonymous: Music Producer for Rebecca Black 1338844187398 Quantum69: Dogshit eater for porno shoots 1338844373230 The Original Spoon: This whole idea is dumb. OP is dumb. But, whatever: Trader Joe's. 1339461056860 The Original Spoon: Thank god. 1339462855912 Anonymous: Nickeh43's tampon changer 1339464073100 Anonymous: ^Damn you Spoon - Let's see - Thank God for medicine that makes erections last for more then 4 hours / Nickeh43's dildo 1339465808940 The Original Spoon: I want to try that medicine. I'd be grateful to God for a four hour stiffy, sure. Williams-Sonoma. No, Crate and Barrel. 1339523594778 Anonymous: President of the United States 1339524982851 Korzo: Manual Release Engineer (i.e. Masturbateer) for cripples and retards. 1339527410115 Anonymous: elephant cage cleaner at the zoo 1339528470671 Anonymous: Scat video star 1341539329551 Anonymous: Eater of the corn in Madeline Albright's shit. 1341565494803 ZOMBIEJONFUKTURMOM: ABORTION TASTE-TESTER..MMM MMM GOOD.. 1341626703259 eyedol: toilet cleaner in old folks home 1358625384954 Anonymous: suicide bomber jumping on jews in bus queue 1358787760195 FapStrom: Gay Rapist 1358902872113 CrackSnacker: Gay porn fluffer. 1358903965723 Queefly: Michelle Obama's stunt cock 1358904514594 Anonymous: beggar in israel 1358908250773 Anonymous: std clinic treating men 1358993378734 Anonymous: gay porn actor who gets sodomized by niggers 1412931230819 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/141437/every_post_that_gets_doubles_must_go_out_and_apply_for_a_job_wherever_the_poster _above_said.

I AM 25 AND A VIRGIN

virgin (23) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1254589233137.png Info: PNG, 5 Kbytes (453x325) Added by: thornjl4 (Oct 3, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse jackfrosty: SFW? Have sex... Its not that hard. OH WAIT! Is that teh problem? 1254713985331 Pyro: HAHAHA LOL on that one 1254714911607 TASTYbacon: Well stick yo DICK in somthing Goddammit FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU 1254715096313 Anonymous: lmao @ jackfrosty 1254716992360 cracker_killer: there called prostitues for a reason dude. 1254729134991 Anonymous: well i am 26 now 1254970825660 DR captaine caos: BUMP YOUR BED FOR THE AMERICA! 1254971827272 UncleStrike: I AM 32 AND DIVORCED 1255111259784 Swiney: <<<< I AM 15 AND NOT A VIRGIN<<<< 1255115157915 Anonymous: You're too old. 1255130607740 ImaD00d: ^^Using your sisters panties as a jizzrag don't count, buddy. 1255131299209 Swiney: LOL im confused tbh^^^ 1255131545203 donaldd: you can't sta like that! do anything ! 1255131788855 ImaD00d: ^^^I KNOW you're confused!! I would be too if I got off by busting my nut on my sisters underwear!! I'm just letting you know that it don't count! 1255132266492 (show all comments) Swiney: why the fuck woul di jizz on my sisters pants??? im not an inbred american redneck 1255132438261 Pyro: Watch it kid watch it 1255132639354 Swiney: ^^^^LOL WUT??^^^ 1255132741929 Pyro: I may not be inbred but i am southern 1255132790547 Swiney: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEEN??? IM 15 AND FROM SCOTLAND....... NEVER BEEN TO AMERICA SO I DONT KNOW WHERE ALL THOSE HILLBILLY CUNTS LIVE 1255132872917 ImaD00d: ^^Oh, that explains it. Scotland - my bad, you guys aren't the sister-fuckers, you're the SHEEP-FUCKERS!!!! I take it back, I guess in Scotland fucking a sheep does count. Give my regards to Lamb Chop, kid!! Don't ride her too hard!! 1255143109883 Pyro: nevermind my comment then i thought u were just another guy trynna call me inbred.....Im stoned and i was at the time too so ...yea 1255143272486 Anonymous: VICTIM :D 1255188541592 donaldd: we know . That is pitoyable, trolling, stop to comment ! 1255188792261 Anonymous: LOL im actually propper confused tbh 1255189451652 Anonymous: ahahahahha still virgin 1263779534206 anonymouse: ImaD00d displaying the geographic ignorance of the Atlantically Challenged. The Sheep Shaggers come from Wales. 1263816808321 iprobablyhateyou: washey wash will cost you about $150 1263824358142 Anonymous: ImaD00d - sheepshaggers are from Wales not Scotland 1263830202593 Jovi: I am 24 and wish I was still a virgin :( 1264403377152 KarmaPickles: Sucks to be you! 1264407107782 Joe..: @Swiney... Liar.. Who'd fuck you.. Faggot 1264450315616 Riffz: OMFG SWINEY! HA! YOU VIRGIN! YOU'RE A FAGGOT HAHAHA, YOU'RE FAG IN SCHOOL OMFG HAHAHAHAHA 1264452416731 Joe..: CB is Riffz :P 1264457807952 mantore: un lucky, get a whore 1264468907102 flarp: me2! So's my mom! 1264471686380 Jessica: Swiney the Scottish Mexican Sheep fucker - LMFAO - and I am not a virgin 1267244981595 Hughbie: ah swiney you dropkick....your hand and sheep don't count. And neither does getting your sister or mom to polish your knob. 1267246743690 Santa: damn i'm 23 and a virgin it sucks ass i'm too ugly to be sexed but not as ugly as the fugly brother and sister on here 1267249129133 Anonymous: fuckin virginfags they never had kissed a girl, noobs 1267283668133 Anonymous: ...like a 99,9% of /b/ 1267313926213 Anonymous: All you virgins line up , it is Swiney time in the glory-hole tonight . 1267314217308 killzMinuz9: good luck, i think you passed the point of no return 1267329763212 Anonymous: this sums up my friend...but in his defense he's autistic, plays video games, and is fat to boot 1267515199291 cybersinner: If you are a guy, ugly chicks are easy to get in the sack. If you are a girl, find a nerd and ride it. Sex is only hard to find if you are seeking perfection. An orgasm is an orgasm, regardless of how you get there. 1273848558640 Yourfuckingmother: Cybersinner's got it, low hanging fruit is plentifull friend, reach up and grab it. 1281928828282 Anonymous: take a flight to hongkong, dem prostitutes are nice and cheap. oh, and nice typo. visit sex141 dot com to check out. no spam here 1282192411286 nick101010: good for you 1282193517573 Niklas: 30. 1282194230337 Anonymous: 6213 -- ain't that the truth!! 1282195758811 Nickeh43: Do you want a cookie or some shit? Jeezus, go get a whore or something. 1282196491179 Flarp: I am not 25 and wish I would have stayed one 1282196869945 Antiphon: Whats worse than being 25 and yet a virgin? To be a virgin AND have Aids (and to die of Aids but still a virgin). Poor Ryan White.... 1282337757262 Anonymous: Deal with it! 1282356580724 Anonymous: go rape then 1283027506166 Anonymous: lol on my 13 th :D 1283085111298 de profundis: suggest you'e not a very good looking one 1283085205316 ImYourMomBIATCH: I'm 22 and im a virgin, is that gay? :O 1283085945274 Anonymous: im 23... 1285180465433 :(: Me too, 23 year old virgin. But I'm a girl so it's ok. IF YOU ARE A GUY DIP IT ALREADY! 1285187125798 ElCapitan: wats the damn hold up...hurry up and have the sex already 1285189025182 Jesus: Im over 2000 years old and I'm a virgin 1285190354485 Anonymous: I lost my v on my 25th bday. No worries, it'll work out. 1285204028594 joker2009: i list my v at 15...now days u can lose your v at ANY age for about $25 1285204473970 Anonymous: $25? beer isn't that expensive 1285205177276 vengance: hey have u guyz seen my virginity? it's red and black, and spherical? if u see it thnx! I kinda think it's dead but wnt 2 make sure if it's dead or alive and if it can be found THNX!!! 1285205422231 joker2009: ^when u have beer u have a mess too clean up and messy ass drunk bitches that are probably gonna fuck each other anyways excluding u ...so on the other hand you can take that $25...go around a corner and pay some bitch to bend over and its a guaranteed piece of ass.... 1285205462132 Nickeh43: I would really like OP (who is probably a faggot, as OPs are known to be) to come back and tell us if he is still a virgin, seeing as how he's 26 and all now. 1285205985619 Anonymous: lol 1285254165615 Anonymous: kill yourself 1285258025513 Anonymous: i am older and looking for you to relieve you of your burden. 1285694420119 Anonymous: typical 4chan user is virgin 1285720932410 Anonymous: 25 and a virgin? that means youre gunna catch AIDS the first time you have sex with an experienced slut. 1307594124497 CockAsian: Start talking to women, before you know it you will be a dad. 1307594774132 Last_Resort: LOL sucks to be you 1307597493280 Anonymous: maked out with 4 girls at the same time when i was 14 1307628263946 Lickathesplit: To solve problem ; fixate a bowling pin on the floor, secure a rope on the ceiling right above it, position yourself while hanging on the rope above the pin, smile for the camera, and say ; Look mommy, no hands !! 1307634430564 Anonymous: save up $200 and visit a call girl simples 1343746824122 Bonefish: Send me your picture. Maybe we can fuck. 1348435164234 nigkilla: KILL URSELF 1348435184540 BUTTSACK: BETA AF 1348440349711 Anonymous: Only 25 more left!! 1348568931110 Quantum69: Hookers can solve that problem, no excuse to be a virginfag in this day & age 1348569005486 Michoacan: ^ what if you're the son of a shepherd who lives where there are no ladies of the night? 1348580894302 Joker0137: gindo 1360546887343 bernie madoff: do it like me, ram a banana up your ass. then no sane mind would call you a virgin anymore 1360550763502 cybersinner: @4302 Sheep...pussy is pussy. Should be one of the Rulz of the Interwebz! 1360776702660 Anonymous: I am 45 and a Muslim. 1360787201557 Anonymous: ^nigger 1360788875683 Anonymous: ^I am proud to be superior. White women come to me for free. U jelly? 1360803525263 Anonymous: ^ You do realize that this is called pity-sex? 1360807452139 Arschloch33: I'd also be a virgin with 25 stones 1361835932182 Anonymous: you must be a guy hahahahahah looser !!!!!!! 1361838283966 Anonymous: ^Or tighter? 1361838412944 Anonymous: fack off 1362431728881 Anonymous: you need to get a life baby 1409349253787 liplocker_code3: While there are people not telling their true gender, let's assume the OP did. "He" was last seen "Last action: 2013-11-05", today we write 2014-08-31. So, the chance of "him" currently getting laid would be......? 1409514847598 ethelred: I simply don't believe it. In England there aren't even any 14 year old virgins. 1409884837258 Anonymous: I'm 25 and a surgeon 1409946061158 Renagade: Trinidad is worse. you'd be lucky to find a 13 year old virgin 1409948337761 Bulbasaur111919: ^^ In his defence, it wasn't one of my best. I did say something funny about a cat once though, now that was incredible. 1409952661789 Bulbasaur111919: ^ commented on the wrong post again retard. 1410045314695 Anonymous: ^stop selftroll dude 1410099930191 Bulbasaur111919: ^ it needed to be said. In penitence I have removed a finger. 1410107648848 liplocker_code3: ^Whose? 1411407665667 Bulbasaur111919: ^ I try not to get into that kind of stuff. A finger was removed and now the gods have been appeased. 1411410249978 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/56122/I_AM_25_AND_A_VIRGIN

YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO NAME SOMETHING A WOMAN HAS INVENTED.

itt (354) , women (379) , invention (11)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1304146337021.jpg Info: JPG, 98 Kbytes (1187x543) Added by: Anonymous (Apr 30, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Midgeinc: Cooking Stove -1867 1304149519423 Pyro: blowjob? 1304149604959 RiddleMeThis: Radium, dopes! 1304153057566 RiddleMeThis: That, and fake orgasms! LOL 1304153080454 Anonymous: Nagging 1304153871121 Anonymous: ^^^Radium is a discovery, not an invention. 1304154260862 greyhoundpaul: disposible nappy's - 1950 1304162446654 Weed: Abigail M. Fleck invented the The Makin' Bacon. 1304166213965 Captngeetch: The american flag 1304167753980 Furore23: The frequency-hopping spread-spectrum communications system. 1304172125635 cheesecake: Bitching 1304176107234 Anonymous: the silent treatment 1304176565591 Anonymous: headaches b4 sex 1304179335194 DerpaDerpa: In 1886, Josephine Cochran invented the first practical dishwasher. 1304180222876 (show all comments) Anonymous: The circular saw 1304182527383 Anonymous: bitching and nagging 1304182939616 anonahooker: the ability to bleed for a week and not die? 1304184489148 Greeft: SAMMICHES! Oh shit, that was the Earl of Sandwich, women just make them, 1304185509395 Anonymous: Queefing 1304186415599 Anonymous: child support 1304191908731 Anonymous: bumpity, bump, bump 1304196229744 DerpaDerpa: Newfags.. 1304196397332 ticklethis: Wind sheild wipers 1304196939737 ticklethis: <windshield*> Mary Anderson 1905 1304197017580 Anonymous: the riding vaccum cleaner...............................................the concept you asshole. 1304197114323 Anonymous: Why? 1304197417384 Anonymous: The concept of "I'm not in the mood." 1304211041999 fiveby5: ironicly, women invented both the automobile turn signal/brake light, and the automatic car windshield wiper. if only they could drive... ;) 1304214983794 notuagain: ducklips 1304228333958 Anonymous: @3794 They invented those to help them drive. Real drivers just keep going faster until they hit a stop, and turn at whatever speed necessary to not cause a rear-end collision. Real drivers do not use windshield wipers. Water is clear. 1304228973143 Anonymous: Feminine Itch 1304274508728 Anonymous: they invented kids with unknown fathers and pilfering money from men 1304274765823 Anonymous: Yeast Infections 1304277050397 Anonymous: sin 1304295564264 Captngeetch: ^ EPIC WIN 1304295787465 Anonymous: ^^ lol 1304295863564 Robbie: 64264=So much WIN!!! 1304296359302 Anonymous: 64264= /thread 1304305358786 Anonymous: sin is an action, actions are accomplished, NOT invented. so fail. 1304306908993 Furore23: ^ Someone has to be first. Hence the proliferation of new revolting dangerous fetishes every four minutes on the internets. 1304346937224 Anonymous: MARRIAGE 1304477005902 Anonymous: Sin is Epic Win? WTF? Sin is a religious concept. And most religions was definatley and obviously invented by men. 1304481591434 Twinchlian: WTF is wrong with you? Are you all retarded? Correct answer is: Prostitution, housekeeping and sammichmaking! 1304496312930 Twinchlian: FUcing retards. Imma gonna go check reddit out. Hear its good these days. 1304496346400 Breaker: I LOST 1304577000466 Anonymous: @Twinchlian. You really think so? Did slaves also invent slavery? 1304725483792 Anonymous: ^Yeah, that's how it works. Firemen invented fire. Bikers invented bikes. Prisoners invented prison. Mail men invented mail. I could go on and on and on. 1304725779628 Anonymous: nutcracker 1304726264308 Furore23: ^ They didn't need to invent that... they're born with it. 1304870143838 MrPerspective: Sin isn't Epic Win : any religious concept is FAIL, by definition. (And religion was invented by men...) :-P 1307157627415 Anonymous: lust 1307158107206 Anonymous: sandwiches 1307158197881 Alkarnur: Bitching and nagging. 1307187674683 Anonymous: racemixing 1307191997295 copperware: bjs 1307198304472 Anonymous: E=mc2 1307198491210 Anon: Wow can't reallt rhink of anything...... maybe they invented the broom and mop? 1307213807633 Anonymous: Blowjob 1307214271423 copperware: ^bjs=blowjobs 1307218295694 alfonso swoops: homosexuality 1307218876849 Anonym: Correction fluid - Bette Nesmith Graham 1951 1307225072713 Canucklehead: Headaches 1307225152981 MrPerspective: Multiple orgasms ! ! ! 1307247737870 MrPerspective: Peanut sammich & BJ? (Nao we're talking!) 1307250346628 Razor187: Cunt 1307251301467 Lickathesplit: The usage of fire since tribal days, the family values since tribal days, the usage of medicational herbs since tribal days, ( therefor the creator of modern society) 1307277439555 anony mouse: guilt 1307278072810 Furore23: ^ ZOMG WINNAR! /thread 1307280568818 Anonymous: Menstruation 1307280807761 Anonymous: time's up... got nothing.. 1307282687761 Lickathesplit: http://science.howstuffworks.com/innovation/inventions/10-things-that-women-invented10.htm 1307285391982 Anonymous: ^lol thanks 1307285561732 Lickathesplit: http://bit.ly/gPDypw fuckin' crap link 1307285612811 Anonymous: ^ lol thanks 1307285795400 rudrah: frequency-hopping, or spread spectrum switching radar -Hedy Lamarr, actress, scientist 1307286301614 Banshee5: well... Marie Curie and the subject about radioactivity popped into my head after 2 seconds... 1307286317703 Anonymous: kevlar - Stephanie Kwolek 1307313304372 thatguynamed: Probation 1307318526245 the original spoon: blue balls 1307323407347 Anonymous: Narcissism 1307329246230 thatguynamed: ^^WTF blueballs??? 1307336945802 Glennocide: kevlar! 1307358188318 djh123: boys... we invented windshield wipers, signal flares, first useful antifungal antibiotic, naturally-colored cotton, and optical analysis systems just to name a couple...:) 1307358746359 Anonymous: ^ and the internet 1307537329663 copperware: making me cum 1307537528323 Brainless-M´Baata: Niggers invented drive-by-shooting, gangbanging. 1307542675310 Last_Resort: Excuses to get out of sex 1307563682232 Banshee5 ^ 1307563759309 Anonymous: babys 1307563853259 Tattoos: djh123, you ignorant slut. The antifungal antibiotic was invented to cure some unlucky bastard who caught something from a woman. That doesn't count. 1307564310155 MrPerspective: Immaculate conception! And all the men have been falling for it for 2011 years. :-P 1307590840681 MrPerspective: @ Tattoos: actually, the unlucky bastard caught something from buttsecks with a faggot. 1307590936274 Anonymous: sand...wait for it...wich!!! 1307598401905 Arsonist 1307598433822 Squirrley1: A queef??? 1307598621122 Arsonist 1307598798517 Anonymous: the cumdumpster 1307613479218 djh123: prove it Tattoos.......... i'd love to see your oh-so-reliant source :) 1307614642303 NonComposMentis: Freedom for blacks. Rosa Parks. 1307614728527 NonComposMentis: Betty Paige, showing tits. 1307614772235 Twattoos:: I... can't reveal my source! Embarrassing privacy issues, surely you understand. 1307776726679 MrPerspective: The vanishing act at first mention of the word "pregnant". Um, wait... 1307776791154 Anonymous: Female orgasms 1307824543366 Anonymous: slutty behaviour 1307824729599 Anonymous: prostitution 1307825073183 Anonymous: Cooking 1307828376310 Anonymous: WANT - And that's an answer, not an opinion. 1307864854531 danielsimba: rape 1307921466454 iShatOnU: kevlar vest 1307928199701 Anonymous: alimony 1307934947289 Anonymous: prostitution.... ummm.... Guilt 1307935422797 JustGodlike: kitchen? no we invented it to get em there and make a sammich 1307937833855 Furore23: ^^ No, it's READ thread first, POST in thread second. 1307952320861 MrPerspective: Um... the stopwatch? 1308548795654 Anonymous: mary kay 1308550423180 Anonymous: diary 1308555878552 Anonymous: kaffefilter 1308596716777 DrPwn: The unhappy man. 1308613429774 Anonymous: stupidity 1308613888634 MrPerspective: Milk! ;-) Bulletproof vests, fire escapes, laser printers, and I'm ready to bet on sewn clothing too. Onga-monga, me know history. 1310170781963 Anonymous: PMS 1311700567148 Anonymous: Cricket 1311732691353 Courtney: bulletproof vests 1311742251342 clownichter: This thread pwns 1311742253922 mizakanator: My erection, 1311758461146 MarkosT: thankfully not the stopwatch, cuz I think my time's up 1312051344899 Anonymous: lesbians 1312209716936 Anonymous: women invented my sandwich, or they gtfo. 1312214888870 Wichskralle: women invented tits when the women's ancestors, female apes, started walking on 2 feet and our ancestors, homo sapiens, couldn't look into their buttcheeks all day anymore. true story, i'm a hobby scientist in those things. 1312225052713 Wichskralle: they invented tits and killed all the titless women. nevertheless in asia, some titless women survived. 1312225155398 Anonymous: NAGGING! 1312225197725 MrPerspective: Negociating and diplomacy. Definitely not a guy thing. CRONK SMASH!!! 1312227206317 Anonymous: Eve invented original sin. 1312239416995 Anonymous: The pussy fart 1312248157508 Anonymous: it all went wrong when men inveted womens shoes 1312253770151 FatGuy69: Me 1312253963731 Anonymous: Several reasons for me to eat the business end of a gun 1312270260145 Knome: you 1312395614232 Anonymous: wommennes § 1312395647742 Anonymous: SUING YOUR ASS IN COURT FOR 1/2 OF EVERYTHING 1312396232213 Anonymous: yeast infection 1312399657223 Nimpie: popcorn flavored jeyy beans. 1313614454907 Bilm: White-Out 1313617785239 Anonymous: pegging? 1313622915807 DrPwn: Male suffering. 1313646089934 Trottel: Lame buffering. 1313664030734 Anonymous: periods 1313699002911 Anonymous: new ways to lie poorly 1313700491637 Mordekaiser: They must have invented prostitution. 1316217184917 Anonymous: hypocrisy 1316218020940 Anonymous: Menopause 1316384717268 Anonymous: Sexism 1316384743875 Pimmelbrause: er… uhm…Sex Tourism! 1316424978261 Anonymous: no.. Men invented Sex Tourism! Women are required to participate 1316425338576 Raimey_D: mini-skirt 1316449286746 Nimpie: The curie, a measurement of radiation. 1316528128742 Davvede: yes, Mary Quant rulez 1316532704883 garqva: sandwich? 1316537831152 RubberG: Mrs.Fields cookies 1316538362102 RubberG: ^ and she's a MILF. 1316538444982 machineinc: The GAP!!!!!! 1316539286860 Anonymous: Female orgasm 1316958538738 Anonymous: Blowjob.....??? 1317005558477 Anonymous: Bitching and gold digging 1317144094761 Anonymous: a kitchen stove....... 1317642076816 Anonymous: Dewey Decimal System. 1318512125912 honghavok: Chocolate Chip Cookies 1318537353575 Peckerhead: The reverse cowgirl 1321223475181 Speckerhäd: The reverse pussy 1321359267151 little timmy 2 shoes: bullet proof vest 1321381250445 Anonymous: friendzoning 1321393801792 MYOB: Questions you should never answer... like, "Honey, does this dress make me look fat"? 1321395693493 Anonymous: wavelength "channel" switching in cell broadcast, some hollywood actress 1321395974734 m4k3k3: would say bitching but a guy surely does it better 1321482260159 Spoonz: My Fucking Sammich! 1321738786887 Anonymous: algorithms (Ada Lovelace) 1321761745387 halfmast: being a cunt /thread i win 1321768122113 Anonymous: Fuck u. Im going to take more than ten seconds. 1321777750110 Putenfleisch: damn, nigger stole my ten seconds. 1321815856102 Anonymous: some baby that she says is mine, wtf!!!?? 1323146058767 Vincent859: Candy, you originally told me it was 19 guys... are you just making this shit up as you go along? 1323313762428 TinFoilHatGuy: Margaret Knight invented a machine to make fffffffffuuuuuuu10sec ..... welll flat bottomed paper bags ..... sorry Margo, I type slooow 1323314910678 Alex Bald One: computer bugs 1323320102125 Vincent859: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedy_Lamar#Frequency-hopping_spread-spectrum_invention 1323320485514 Anonymous: salad sauce? 1323343781330 Anonymous: christian religion (jesus) 1323343938314 Anonymous: THE QUEEF 1323344087332 Grund1e: PPO's 1323345731996 BAMBU: French fries...I can't remember her name, but was USA. Also margarita. In less than 6 second. OP failed to do racism... 1323348609744 Everdark: OP 1323349806781 Gifmaster: misery 1323349837407 Gifmaster: toilet seats 1323350060956 Quasimodo: liquid paper 1323350388298 Anonymous: BASIC programming. 1323351577984 Anonymous: cocktrapping 1323360521482 Anonymous: cunt cheese 1323375920737 Anonymous: Windshield wipers. Mary Anderson 1903 1323377229143 Anonymous: Marie Curie. Radioactivity, polonium and radium. Problem trolls? 1323434410218 Anonymous: unhappines,,,,blowjobs,,cheat,,deseasse,,,, 1323666143807 Tweety: Pussy for us to use 1323728577350 Anonymous: KEVLAR, WINDSHIELD WIPERS, DISPOSABLE DIAPERS, THE DISHWASHER, THE APGAR SCORE, SIGNAL FLARES, THE CIRCULAR SAW, THE SOLAR HOUSE, and thay had a very big part in the part where COMPUTER'S came into this world 1411230331624 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 1 (last: atobtoc ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/175358/YOU_HAVE_10_SECONDS_TO_NAME_SOMETHING_A_WOMAN_HAS_INVENTED.

ITT: Dumb shit women say or do.

ITT (354) , women (379)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1267987627572.jpg Info: JPG, 11 Kbytes (284x201) Added by: Anonymous (Mar 8, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse iprobablyhateyou: shorter list: intelligent shit women say or do 1268014959667 Jovi: Drive & Vote. 1268015157878 killzMinuz9: ^empty list: the shit you say that makes any sense 1268015195833 Jessica: Put the toilet seat down - does this dress make me look fat - I'm fucking horny and my puusy is itching to be fucked and my batteries are dead in my vibrator and you want to go out with the guys? - Is it in yet 1268015823828 iprobablyhateyou: i could retaliate killz but your stupidity shines through every post you make and you claim to be female thus proving my point 1268016033973 iprobablyhateyou: i changed my mind 1268016481456 Anonymous: leave the kitchen 1268017591469 Anonymous: lets talk - you know - where is this relationship going - how many times have i told you - i'm not doing anal - did you moe the lawn - lets go dancing - lets go out - teal or muave - low fat or regular - can my parents visit - did you opra - lets talk - etc. 1268023383132 mastema: say no but mean yes. 1268033557582 killzMinuz9: ^point proven, and @ihatemyself its just like a man to literally draw up evidence, then point to that evidence as proof that they are right. (ill add it for you ^^^^ wtf, you make no sense woman^^^^) 1268060321301 Jessica: Fake orgasms to make you guys feel like you the man when we could really get ourselves off alot better with our fingers or our dildos but we don't want to hurt your pride. 1268064475843 DannDruff: ask questions for which they don't want the answer eg: "does this make my ass look big" if you think its too big, it probably is 1268076426614 anon: they talk. 1268107511801 mastema: ^ nice one!! 1268131907529 (show all comments) Anonymous: evrythin those two bitches have said up there ^ 1268133043245 killzMinuz9: is it just me, yeah i know its just me, or isn't men who moan and whine and bitch, look at a lot of site is bitching bitching about nigers, about nigers, about nigers, some about women, and the rest is really cool shit 1268146513516 iprobablyhateyou: ^learn2english 1268151117498 dirtydelta: killz is an obese cunt who pretends to be hip 1268155191815 Anonymous: when you teelll them to get in the kitchen to make you a sammich and they make you one with dogshit instead of mustard or mayo. 1268156163477 Jessica: Why are you sticking your pinky in my ass/pussy? Oh! That is your penis - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1268170161353 AntiTroll: ^ you date asians? 1271145718451 slikwilly: One day my ex-gf asked me where ice in a bag comes from, ya know the bags that you buy at the store for like a buck-fifty or whatever, anyway I told her that it was made in artic circle and a guy had to drive it down here in a igloo truck but he had to drive REAL fast or all his ice will melt, She said "for real?" I laughed and told her how dumb that was, and well 1271148531422 slikwilly: long story short, we didn't last that long 1271148595453 IAKSAKKAK: word 1271153999112 nothing: Lie, constantly. 1271165408685 Omni: marry you 1271222911798 Anonymous: Hey Jessica... you fake orgasms, he have his orgasms and give you none... pretty dumb, since you could be honest and help him to improve hilself to give you orgasms. 1273252216279 Master Pokerlord Jed: Im going with the shorter list >> smart things they say.. 1273254799188 Greg: i dont like how a chick will make you jealous as a way to make you like them... does that make sense to anyone else? 1273308672805 Warg: niggers. 1273391360688 +5 Asshole: "let's get married" 1273394193736 TopGun: "I suck your dick everytime we have sex, and you never want to lick me!!! WHY????????" 1273394942761 anarcacist: Do you think I'm fat? (Of course I think you're fat you stupid lard ass. The only reason I put up with you is that you spread your legs. SHEESH...) 1273416523729 Anonymous: they speak 1273429613723 the7rafe7: "i creamed my panties" 1273451251778 Anonymous: "i think..." 1273459775527 Anonymous: not make dinner 1273463705352 Anonymous: Spend money to save money 1273514801337 ʍǝɾ ɐ ʇsnɹʇ ɹǝʌǝu: "i accidently on your cock" 1277853111190 Anonymous: "your just like <insert ex-boyfriends name here>" -_- Talks about exs -_- Walks in on someone shhmackin it and wont finish them off -_- not giving head coz they're raggin -_- Not Swallowing -_- talking -_- faking the personality until 3 mos into the relat. -_- Saying they are bi- until you date them, and then freaking out when you ask for a 3-some -_- "we need to talk" 1277861157407 Anonymous: bitching at me when idon't cum becuase im still trying to make you cum, and you have just faked one. 1277910336552 Anonymous: uprobablyhate the lulz, otherwise u wouldnt killz them 1277914365608 Anonymous: talk 1278216767238 Anonymous: Everything unless making sandwiches or putting out! 1278227068729 Jessica: Don't listen to me. I'm just a stank-ass fat chick. 1278285723145 bib: women only fake orgasms because they think we care 1278286046969 Anonymous: FINE ! 1278311874118 Anonymous: Anything women say or do. 1279712738222 Anonymous: Yabbing about everyday related events about people you don't even know. Making it sound fucking interesting - meanwhile you couldn't give less of a fuck about them 1280015803796 Toxified: say ''nothing'' is wrong for one, bitch all damn day, make up shit to bitch about, do nothing then yell at you for doing the same.. etc etc etc, kill self, end problem 1280018037634 Anonymous: saying nevermind when they told u something i didnt heard 1280146214765 Wr104Gamma: As a radical feminist I refuse to comment in this thread. You people are all sick and need to make me a sammich.. 1280173678720 Anonymous: Men. But only sometimes. 1280217230573 Anonymous: They breathe all my oxygen 1280677388374 Anonymous: work 1280682434810 nothing: I can relate to Sarah Palin. 1280682488623 dagtannerman: wanting to be chased after 1280808581840 fap: Exists 1280815020932 ThelemicMage: "You don't have to hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1280820692588 ThelemicMage: "You don't have to hit me to make me learn. I'm smart enough to figure it out. Please stop hitting me." -(Smack) 1280820748551 Nukubu: everithing.. 1280859454303 Anonymouse: PMSing 1280869056982 MrAnthrope: "You want some grapes?" "Sure, I like grapes." "HOLY FUCK I LOVE GRAPES TOO WE WERE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER MARRY ME?" 1280985516354 Anonymous: everything. 1280991166387 Anonymous: "I deserve a little respect". Ha, that one gets me everytime. 1281102534859 Anonymous: Read 1281526599614 Anonymous: EVERYTHING! 1284836802457 Quadra: "I Love You" 1284877299124 Anonymous: they bleed out of their vaginas 1284889194783 fingerofdoom: NAG. 1284890986292 anon: "we are equal to men, but we deserve less work time" 1284891850326 Anti-PC Hero: "Let's just be friends", to guys that are obviously attracted to them. 1284898863544 Anonymous: EVERYTHING THEY DO 1284899101482 Busta Hymen: it's not your fault, it is just the way I feel 1284903522937 Master Pokerlord: HEY HEY I DONT HAVE SEX JUST BY THAT I NEED TO FEEL IN CONFIDENCE AND A LONG RELATIONSHIP BEFORE THAT 1284940884645 Master Pokerlord: OMG CLEAN THIS CLEAN THAT MOP THERE WHY ARE YOU SO DIRTY??? -- I DONT LIKE FACIALS NEITHER ANAL, WHY CANT WE BE MORE THAN FRIENDS 1284941018127 Anonymous: haha u r all hilarious... if it wasn't for your mothers you wouldn't be here. Last I checked unless you were a c-section baby you came out of a Vaginia. Anyway, enjoy your little bitch fest because apparently that's something everyone does 1295250067691 gov'na: don't touch my tits but fuck me in the ass 1295557987490 BnSneky: think they can drive 1295559144755 Anonymous: something they do: tell you everything's fine while they act like psychos (it's usually weeks or even months after their misinterpretation of what actually happened)! 1295562152578 Anonymous: breathe 1295570563245 InjectableMonster: Most everthing. 1295577293367 Greeft: I weigh 120 lbs. 1295651394824 rock: are you drunk again....did you even go to work today....look you made the kids cry.....i want a divorce..crazy fucken wimen 1295681711625 Anonymous: They live. 1296662259320 MAELSTHUR: "I looks fat?" no your not, "lair yes I do fuuuuuu" ,-.- 1296663884249 Anonymous: Let me surprise buttseckz themw/teh herpezz 1296663962215 Anonymous:   ▲ 1296664851437 Anonymous:   ▲▲ 1296664861862 NorwayJunkie: You don't care about me etc bo hoo lulz 1309443693138 Anonymous: everything 1309710744247 Cobra: Says "we need to talk", but then she does all the talking. Kind of makes me feel mislead, you know? 1309711434883 Anonymous: no, i'm fine 1309731413833 Raimey_D: I've never faked one...have been known to scream and spit out 4-letter words...don't spit anything else though...LOL 1309754483505 Anonymous: Saying they want to be equal but not asking guys out, not paying for half the dates, not knowing how to change a flat tire, not willing to work a job where they might break a nail and then complaining they don't get paid the same, starting shit in a bar and expecting not to get their assed kicked because they're a girl, thinking Ladies Night is anything other than sexist, expecting a ring (or a pr 1309754954437 Anonymous: Jessica, we know better since you're such a bad actress at it. but we put up with it because all we want to do is get a nut off. 1309762503519 Soulfucker666: drive 1309763704450 djh123: haha 1310245704557 the original spoon: "I don't like you stalking me." 1310309028643 honghavok: Say no 1310347486341 user775: the nag and bitch abut literally nothing :( 1310347799310 gov'na: tell another guy about a problem she created 1310898625911 Tattoos: I knew a stupid slut who actually thought Mt. Rushmore was a natural rock formation. She was a blonde. 1311035105810 MarkosT: ^haha, that's hilarious, what a stupid bitch....she didn't know it fell from a bookcase on the alien's mother ship? Women. 1311043605320 Anonymous: Are women capable of NOT saying dumb shit? 1316740082897 Anonymous: women fake their orgasms and later complain about not licking their snatch for another 2 hours 1316779670482 Anonymous: sammiches 1316781652486 Anonymous: @1309762503519 - Sorry, but I don't do 12 year olds. 1316787303596 BnSneky: try to put together a sentence 1316789077497 Anonymous: I do 1318253804474 koda12: being cockteases, complains when i dont have a preference of what they wear 1318254914915 Bonefish: Oh my God, you drank three of my diet Cokes last night?! 1377602227728 Anonymous: Niggers do have bigger dicks 1377694981127 Quantum69: Damn guys, where the hell are you finding these women? Bars? Clubs? The Library? 1377725479415 Anonymous: Quantum69 makes my pussy wet and my nipples hard... :) 1377725563130 UrbanTerrorist: everything about or done by or in regards to women is complete and utter bullshit and stupid. 1378191010349 Anonymous: "Please, oh, please take a dump on my tits!" Anybody else had that experience? 1378425130759 Anonymous: I was born a boy named Tim but now my name is Kim = FFFFFUUUUU!!!! 1378425303362 liplocker_code3: They don't keep mouth closed so sounds escape. 1379532694286 Anonymous: Being awake. Being asleep. 1380928081497 Anonymous: Women are cunts! 1411090672271 liplocker_code3: "Picked eyebrows look good!" and "Tiny, curly, dogs are 'cute'!" My response: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! 1411219105770 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: badbrains ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/99238/ITT:_Dumb_shit_women_say_or_do.

Things People Do When No One Is Looking

itt (354) , alone (9)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Grund1e/Things_People_Do_When_No_One_Is_Looking.jpg Info: JPG, 136 Kbytes (800x1000) Added by: Grund1e (Jan 7, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Nickeh43Fan: Stare 1294379415716 Pyro: go on 4chan 1294398222926 Anonymous: jerk off on the back of her coat 1294414956663 Anonymous: jerk off on the back of her head 1294414975170 Anonymous: Scratch your arse then sniff your finger. 1294415583915 Anonymous: FAP 1294421222378 Anonymous: eat snot 1294436780606 Anonymous: pick roll and flick bogies 1294436824358 Anonymous: eat toe nails... 1294436988573 GridLocK: piss all over public toilets for fun 1294437126640 Anonymous: Memorise personal info. 1294443989761 Grund1e: Steal money for cigarettes from their mothers purse. 1295186633953 Furore23: Relax with a beer and a good book and a happy cat in the lap. 1295187138620 BlazinWeed: stare at girls with nice boobs and ass :) 1295187160857 (show all comments) BlazinWeed: and pick boogers off my nose at the same time :p 1295187186939 MegaShit: Sniff your mom's soiled panties. 1295199610562 Limerick: ^^Off your nose? Are they on the outside? 1296723785142 Stalker: Genocide. 1296726395993 Feefdoodle: form the masons 1297057909912 PUSSYSLAYER: ^lmao and dig in there booty 1297061573315 Anonymous: Read passages from The Bible. 1297068456276 Anonymous: Go back in time and... change things. 1297079856408 rock: yer mum 1297080425387 chrisoncrack: Watch porn 1297082302986 InjectableMonster: Jerk off with yogurt.... or is that just me? 1297140723721 Anonymous: @injectableM - you're not alone; I prefer fruit on the bottom... 1297149859856 Anonymous: Scratch their ass and then sniff their fingerz 1297152696716 Squirrley1: Pick the crust out of me ear...Feels good man... 1297172422654 Anonymous: Oo   O.o   O_o   ̃o.O   (O.O)   (̃⊙.o   ⊙.◎) watch you 1297176923528 Anonymous: breathe manually and lose the game 1297188490735 Anonymous: stick a plunger up their ass while sucking on a dildo and fapping.....or is that just me? 1297188761825 BlazinWeeed: ^ only you. 1297188910395 Wr104Gamma: Study theoretical physics 1297190848420 Clownichter: Scratch the gooch(Part underneath the ballsack) then sniff finger. MANLY SMELL 1297218216551 TinFoilHatGuy: Be ForeverAlone 1297219259446 Anonymous: smell their own farts and giggle... 1297226291909 Anonymous: Murder rape victims (after making them a rape victim) 1299329531523 Anonymous: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-01-03/1262544771571.jpg 1299524438249 Anonymous: stick plunger handle up ass while masterbating 1299524490363 Anonymous: FAPPING 1299540998235 Tattoos: Girls are always digging at their crotch in public and then smelling their fingers. 1310079486442 Cobra: Eat stuff off the floor. 1310079600988 Anonymous: smell toilet paper after wiping ass (but not James Bond) 1310081335630 Anonymous: After I wipe I smell it. 1310102957505 djh123: ^youre sick user^ 1314790600495 roadpirate: Jizz on them 1315813896926 Quantum69: Scrape the smegma off my dick & rub it between you're fingers while smelling it. Feels good man! 1315826411987 pedobearVer2: smoke marijuanas 1315834572234 Anonymous: take lsd's and camp in the forest 1315842942221 Anonymous: look at girls aged 6-10 especially if on swings or climbing frames and wearing skirts 1315845282160 NorwayJunkie: Inject dope 1318865926591 Anonymous: pick their nose 1318868153324 Anonymous: puke in restaurant vases 1318869709431 Anonymous: nuke in restaurant vessels 1318885632722 Anonymous: eat shit out of the toilet.. love the chunky ones with corn in them 1318886888896 Anonymous: Sabotage Brakes 1318900353637 Anonymous: ^^ chile popsicles? 1318905840573 Epic Win: lay my head down on my desk and sleep, when my boss enters and says my name and wakes me, I say aloud "AMEN" and then sit up and ask if he knows the company policy on interupting employees durring costitutionally protected religiously sacred moments! 1318905879612 user775: cry.... 1318905990448 Anonymous: rub my bell end over the keyboard used by the hottest girl in the office when i am the last one out in the evening 1318925201458 ManBear: sniff anus finger (doing it right now) 1318970615941 Anonymous: Steal thousands of dollars from the Navy from a safe that is in a a locked room with bars in the windows with only a broomstick and some electrical tape. :-) 1318983522778 The Original Spoon: Disable the tractor beam. 1318993262850 MrSandyNigger: Walk around naked at night. 1318996308147 Anonymous: cry 1319034693682 Anonymous: USA 1325093254177 Bunglicker: Fap to porn! Of course. Silly question. 1326266105190 Mianus: Do the the S-A-F-T-E-Y DANCE!!! 1326266179699 Mountaingoat666: Gridlock FTW 1326711089773 Moongrim: Slips the roofie into her drink.... 1326730390681 InternetH8Machine: Goatse 1326734224665 Anonymous: Doing things that people do when no one's looking maybe? 1326767263840 Tattoos: Younger women habitually finger themselves. First they sniff and then they lick. I've seen it several times. 1338179331568 Anonymous: "grab" a fart and then smell it... I just did that. 1338185292817 Maelsthur: looks asses , tits, on the streets, what pron and fap 1338187696945 Adolf Hipster: learn about the futility of human endeavor 1338216944757 Chicagosox23: nigras 1338228453738 Quantum69: Fuck your mother & give her a dirty sanchez 1338228701425 Anonymous: Check for dingleberries. 1379033560212 liplocker_code3: Wage war on the pope's second cousin. 1385155893791 N: Singe the hair off my arse with a gas lighter. 1396440709398 Anonymous: I do fart a lot. I mean, A LOT. 1396440860212 Anonymous: stick finger up arse and have a good scratch 1396446081224 Anonymous: Stick a rat in their ass and hit its rear with a hammer for a massive rodent charge! 1396480299194 Anonymous: Urinate in the tea at Denny's.....figure out which Denny's motherfuckers..... 1396480949360 Crackhead Fez Monkey: Lick my balls. 1410007147505 Anonymous: Rub your boner thinking about banging an under age girl or boy ! 1410024132244 Anonymous: ^Srsly fuck off you sick cunt. 1410026799913 liplocker_code3: They indulge in some serious fapping under the table during the office meeting. No? 1410047088264 Anonymous: Srsly, I'd love to BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS if you had any ! 1410197924223 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/163340/Things_People_Do_When_No_One_Is_Looking

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1274126066666.jpg Info: JPG, 31 Kbytes (405x537) Added by: alpinellama1 (May 17, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: qwwertyuiop[asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ 1274133571602 stevesteve: [CapsLock --> + (by the number pad)] 1274135070849 Anonymous: m vf,tug vfh ,gj t,u ff,jgc ,juvt 8yt i7t .i7t o8y sxk vnb gyb hgb v vf hnvb hv n hnb bn mjnb hvvvbvgcbihhvbgfykugkug mjgy hg ju ghf hhfgfbhvfy vghg hg gjg ,ymhfy mf fy hfyhv ,jugr 6vr j75e me 6e dt y t dte hnnmu l8 h5ei juh nmn m b v v vb dthfy6frt 1274147775704 Pyro: -Broken keyboard- 1274243621493 Anonymous: cant reach further than the space bar sorry 1274383793121 DutchGuy 1274385513296 Furore23: That's what she said! 1274389869488 ghostoftime: utdxtucuvkjkmkop[kophoutdtes46rertvuyvuhbiuop 1274389988620 veranet: @Pyro for the LULZ! 1274391121439 Anonymous: zx 1274464478860 Anonymous: I came 1274486126470 SickNote: g 1274488321168 Anonymous: That fucking hurt... 1274488655216 Redrocco: zdfutuoip= 1276050916609 (show all comments) Anonymous: vhbbggnjnn c 1276577334184 xander510: luckily I had a hardon through a previous picture before I smashed this: nn hyhtybhnt t6 1276593092964 Grave: A to Z 1276595801945 Anonymous: spacebar to 8 1276658441769 vengance riccochetted into monitor,now i haz to use laptop! 1276670321380 sqwrrl: nhy grghbgverfrgthb 1276679170497 idereenispoep: qa12sw3d4er5fhy6gthy7uj89ik0ol-p;[=[ 1276706246708 Anonymous: alt + F4 FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 1276706372885 llama: hhbhujhyuhjbhjbhjbhbhbjhbhbbjhjbhbjjbhjbhjb 1276768543779 GhostNinja: has it ever occured to you that stomping them in the nuts is better!!! 1276768697617 DickTracey: I’m writing this with my dick right know no punctuation possible but nonetheless 1277110800300 Anonymous: DUTCHGUY'S KEYBOARD.....it has turbo 1277121592608 Anonymous:  ▲ 1277123691924 Chuck Norris: Huh, its funny, first time i did this Jesus Christ was created. The second time somone thought of Optimus Prime,. as well as Bear Cavelry. but not bearforce. steven segal can take credit for that one. 1277150971168 Grave: ^I challenge you to a duel fight, 1277151390146 the7rafe7: 8=> 1277155451948 Swiney: za 1277602129462 ThelemicMage: hjey,. thhis iss kkinda ewasy 1277603521623 Anonymous: rfyhbjukiytkmd cx bv 1277605461317 Anonymous: cvvcvcxcv 1277667859920 mh: hjlgfjjtoof <-- 100% genuine 1277668529788 Anonymous: az......damn 1277668639608 nika: nigger<---- Legit as fuck 1277852106978 Anonymous: zsxedfrgbnuj!àolo 1277926375649 fap: . 1277970057538 Furore23: I'm shy. You all have to promise not to look. 1278004835674 Jovi: ASDFGHJKL;' 1278008260443 cok: fr6 t 1278008817286 fap: now i need to buy a new desk. great 1278018444261 Anonymous: NIGGERS 1278018597700 Anonymous: ASDFGHJKLÖÄ'456+ 1278020373397 Anonymous: qwertyuiop´+[intro][supr][end][ev]789+ 1278034670316 Anonymous: v nb vbn n 1278042325698 GoryGames: Hmmm, nothing happens... 1278051511489 Anonymous: ccfb cb i dont have a dick, sooooo 1278057488528 Anonymous: ,jmyu;.ilk,,,,, 1278058306926 Anonymous: > after trying to hit the keyboard 60x 1278110081353 Anonymous: az 1278196829961 Anonymous: b nm nbl,æåæå 1278222452327 Anonymous: rtjsedyh 98i6y4raAJUJUJY789JMJMNFL╞6£♣2LO.IKGVBTJMUNIKK,K,HNGFBOLHB N Vtgrfolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllk. tgikutgfsd olirft gttgfdoi j desu jm jhn jm jnjhghnkn bbn jmkkjhmnhjmnklkjhnda 1278487247225 holyshitfuck: ju u lmv bvjjhjg v vj mnm m n cxxg 1278496599125 Anonymous: well I don't have a dick so i'll use my tit b nbv (owww) 1278497242590 Anonymous: 0 1278500369533 Furore23: ^^ If you have tits, then you have as many dicks as you want. 1278522628997 vikingCHAN: great now there is dickcheese all in between my keys =( 1278539239414 Moongrim: Had to buy new keyboard 1278548149255 Pumpkin: I dont have a dick so I'll use my tittes. dggggd rx rwrew 1278560207478 Anonymous: can't press that many buttons :< 1278713934297 DREW: RAPEEEEEEEE!!!!!11 1279648578294 Anonymous: 8===D~~ 1279653922659 Bemol: noo, dont wanna destroy my keyboard ;( 1279656378438 dickwroteshakespear: O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? 1279661419527 Anonymous: tg7u6ikgt79ouy8908089yg764w0tog (it was refreshing the page too much...) 1279684630550 Anonymous: hjbgtjumy r5hyfhju 1279753474469 ajmisback: someone help i got it stuck between the keys 1279753546924 cliptoe: F5 1279754730688 Toxified: .... wtf.. broke F1-13 -.- 1280038674615 Sean: vbfdfdgrhghjhjtthjhgdfssdcsadsqwqfghjybvddfssdfghtjuil;/.l.jkhtghfhhexddfghukj 1286507998713 Anonymous: njjjjkhnj gfvt9girfvccccc8uhhhhhh 1286510547215 Alkarnur: vbgkjmfvdsc v mk,klbfv 1286549415431 LoL Mission: God 1287277568957 LoL Mission: who knew? 1287277579896 AZO9Swall0ded: 1287279086870 FLArp I think I burnt my balls a little. Balls still not touching, baby ;-) 1287296276385 FLArp I think I burnt my balls a little. Balls still not touching, baby ;-) 1287296290418 Shit: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now I'm just typing with my balls. Win. 1287344342785 Anonymous: vbghty65 1287352270685 Anonymous: nnn,,, 1287353132134 BnSneky: Chuck Fucking Norris 1287436878722 Anonymous: iy6tkgh 1287440688192 anon: üâ 1289906756203 Anonymous: altz 1289907930676 Hitman 47: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890-/:;()$&@".,?!'[]{}#%^*+=_\|~<>€£¥•.,?!' Yeah that's right ladies quake in fear. 1289953794725 Anonymous: q :( 1290453460991 Anonymous: gbb vbvg b vcdcf xnj nhj 6t5gh xdcb nm gf6 1290455433832 Anonymous: SMASH KEYBOARD ON DICK - POST RESULTS 1290455795375 Anonymous: nbnccgbhazsj k ckm fvh n 1290570008861 Munster: I have a question sir... do i need to do it whit a boner or without a boner?... 1290589233148 Anonymous: vyhaedfugwdfwf 1290979197329 aNON: hjhh 1290990110466 al: Fucking OW! That sucks. 1290990530190 Cheesecake: OUHGFDUIHGPOHFP{JGSIDJGIEIOPJGHJPPOSJDFVPOJGPJEPOJSOEDJG}OP_JGIJREIHJJ*RURHGU(HRGURHGJRU(GH 1297509438859 Anonymous: I TOOK OUT THE B H AND N KEYS AND NOW I CAN FUCK IT 1297538939141 MrPerspective: OUCH!!!!!!11111oneoneonetwo 1300894742271 Weed: ...and break my brand spankingly new laptop? No way. Oh, by the way, my dick did just type this comment. 1300895326671 Anonymous: Hi, my name is Charles. Can someone save me before my owner starts beating me again? 1301717157960 Segrian: ^ No. 1301723523528 MrPerspective: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU................ (darn, caps lock stuck again!) 1301802978480 MrPerspective: ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn 1301884597645 Anonymous: cfff4 1301891318261 Anonymous: VAGINA 1301897622607 GhostWind: ^^^ Nice. ^ Vagina also 1301901557943 Anonymous: I smashed keyboard on my dick, hurt more. 1301947396551 Tötensen: i smashed my mangina on the keyboard. a wild snorlax appeared. 1301948275196 MrPerspective: ^^^ Not that nice, GhostWind. Ever since I fapped that random gibberish, there's a crack in my bedroom's wall, with a giant eye watching me from inside it. I took down the whole wall, but the crack is still there. 1301969049127 Cheesecake: b 1301970645929 thatguynamed: it got cut in half 1302029127714 BnSneky: 10 inch 1302032254415 MAELSTHUR: 7645@ he rises 1302032801757 Captngeetch: Hmmm..doesn't work well on an iPad 1302038505164 MrPerspective: ^^ So does my dick. Horrific imminent apocalypse of abject doom turns me on! XD 1302059351638 MrPerspective I found a private dick snooping around my computer, smashed his skull in the keyboard. Result : 3 years hard time, for "excessive violence in self-defense". No fair, he survived and showed no sequelae! 1302060590469 Anonymous: GnaaGnaaGnaa 1303080532964 MrPerspective: FORE!!! 1303105044166 GüntherSchädel: ^^^ this guy facepalmed too much 1303178770551 MrPerspective: ^ ROTFL! 1303183794359 MrPerspective ^^ 1303271853418 Anonymous: 2w78yr437t6h0u-9y63u-85y9q7896p-079437-9578987930895946-89130589132728904y6iw nbtfgr4 1303306777326 Anonymous: 2w78yr437t6h0u-9y63u-85y9q7896p-079437-9578987930895946-89130589132728904y6iw nbtfgr4i think i have a bonner 1303306792924 Anonymous: ^ me neither 1303514177459 cheesecake: Result - Dick smashed keyboard over my head 1303532546888 Spy vs. Spy: Told you didnt i ... AcDc - Sin City ... ;) 1303532710692 MrPerspective: It's Easter morning today. I'd rather smash hard-boiled eggs with my balls. 1303616979567 anon11: xcvdfer34 /// and also F3 F4.. LOL.. 1303773699208 gov'na: oIo 1304798588742 Uncle Harvey: Richard, would you come here for a moment, please? 1304832951610 JustGodlike: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 1304832998777 MrPerspective: [Shit. I did it, & nao I think I accidentally trolled an admin.] 1304895039609 Banshee5: *hits keyboard with dick* ThE gaME 1304964458877 thatguynamed: my computer crashed 1304966807469 MrPerspective: ^ Correction: YOU crashed that computer. ("My, Grandpa, what a big dick you have...") 1304986517211 gov'na: ^ gay much? 1305125774812 foggot: ^homosex much? 1305125963600 Korzo: ^much homosex. 1305164150825 Anonymous: gvbfjhmn 1305212147760 MrPerspective: Hardy-har-har. Now I need a new, NOT BROKEN keyboard. }:-( 1307579192455 copperware: dick 1 - keyboard 0 1307579393404 Troll545454: c cv c v 1308739248413 Anonymous: i hit the Keyboard and the screen too 1308741217468 Anonymous: ggggbvvc\ fgvvgbmjnm, 1308813717367 Anonymous: bnvghftry56 1308877382964 MrPerspective: wharrgarrblll 1308890899595 Anonymous: I'll need two keyboards. 1309077791831 Capt Hard On: b O X x Y 1309156045706 Anonymous: j1zz 1309183835167 Anonymous: 8======D 1309190275451 Anonymous: F yg f c f. F. C cf. c. V. Vg. 1324789222793 Anonymous: Smash keyboard on dick and post results 1324792576404 Vincent859: ^ LOLs 1324792613678 Anonymous: i just feelling a orgasmic tyrant 1324844564445 Irishperson: It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. 1324859583907 Spartak: 1wdfghjm,.- 1325018037813 RadarS: I missed 1325023100875 Anonymous: lzdfkjalfdh;lksdf;lkshdf;lkjghsd;fljkghs;ldkfjjg;aiehrogiaentbojartg kljngouizn bka tjbm {ETI9FU BSXFGMN S,. MZ VBl:kz I HAVE BIG DICK 1326504090189 Anonymous: ggggghgfvfrdfredwes6ty 1326588841634 KamikazeProject: I'd rather not. 1326589284129 Anonymous: about three things i was absolutely positive: first, edward was a vampire. second, there was a part of him - and i didnt know how dominant that part might be - that thirsted for my blood. and third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him 1326591727136 Nickeh43: ^I saw this posted and was going to come rage about faggotry. Now that I see what it's applied to, carry on. 1326591865101 Moongrim: Unable to. Keyboard broke, had to get new one. 1326646697952 Furore23: ^^^ Anon has just won at comedy. 1326654271275 darkstan: ^Holy shit. For real. 1326655152750 honghavok: nnhnhbggjjg 1326676984858 Anonymous: 1274385513296 all you need is the turbo button 1326850119775 Anonymous: cv 1326853824723 Anonymous: Smith. 1326981992955 Anonymous: bigus dickus 1326991302670 Anonymous: nggbgbbbyb 1327860192180 danono: OK- comment posted! 1327863352189 Ghostoftime: Keyboard exploded 1327902475109 Cunt81: Would go from A to ENTER button. 1327902597657 Lickathesplit: Broke my keyboard, am now on voice operated Opera :) 1327911426679 Alix Bromley: I don't have a dick. 1327911484124 Lickathesplit: Strange thing though, it makes the same typos like the old skool keyboard... 1327911499174 Decorum: Can I use my hood? windows, Alt, Z and X. Girls can play too. 1327965805944 Anonymous: xccv dxbv dsdftfdghjgv 1341276755668 Anonymous: Invalid to many letters/symbols used cannot be displayed. 1341349433566 Anonymous: I came. 1341368106779 Anonymous: hmm, turns out i have a keyboard fetish, good to know 1351984170575 Anonymous: \ 1361077557913 Anonymous: \;hjyuiuoyjhg*-+++++++++++++++++ 1361077585890 Anonymous: you people are dumbasses (i did no penis typeing) 1361593115680 suck dick 8========D: vsdvchnvfvdghghgcxfvgbhf cdgk 1362091114304 Anonymous 1362129020353 Anonymous 1362129048997 Anonymous: Error encountered, All keys cannot be pressed at the same time. 1362425036229 Arschloch33: Richard refused to cooperate 1362431201685 Usernametaken: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 1362431260570 Anonymous: ftrbgfv 1362733223601 NonComposMentis: This is a funny thread. 1362733381525 MaDnIgGeRiSh: s̵̛͚̬͖͓͓̍̓ͭ̒̇̋̐ͫ̇͌̃ͮ́͜͝d̡̖̺͈͓͉̣͙̹̝̫̟̞̺͇͓̝̍͊̾ͯ̑ͯ͐͌͆ͭj̶̏̔̓̈ͭ҉̻̮̞̘̖̯̱͎̣̗̠͔̬̺i̓ͦ͑ͭ͒̂̓̚ ̗̙̜̜͕͎͓̻̞̥̬̙̾̈ͬ̿̇̈́̅͋͘͜h̵̦̥̺̝̟̯͉̤̺̐͂̏͛ͪ̐ͣ͑͆ͣ̽̍̂̆͌̅̊̚͝į̶̳̠̣̹͖̯͈͈̜̻̫̲͊͊ͬ̍͋̿͂̎̏̔͊̏́o� �͉̻̬͎͉̜̭̤̯̣͙̤̫̗͙̠̲̻̺ͨ̀͐̃̽̄̋ͤ̃͊̽̒͂ͤ̚͜ 1371583340795 Anonymous: space bar 1371597536800 Joshua: my sister is in the room 1371600180208 Anonymous: qwertyuiop[]\[ow!]asdfghjkl;'[yikes!]zxcvbnm,./[that smarts]`!@#$%^&*()_+[bruised dick] 1371732250326 Доган: ц ццжсжб ц 1371765969206 Anonymous: Slam dick between two bricks,and post results. (Hint: it has nothing to do with getting laid). 1371858935945 ApathyCat: ──▒▒▒▒▒────▄████▄───── ─▒─▄▒─▄▒──███▄█▀────── 1410043946895 ApathyCat: ─▒▒▒▒▒▒▒─▐████──█──█── ─▒▒▒▒▒▒▒──█████▄────── ─▒─▒─▒─▒───▀████▀───── 1410043968213 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Trololols ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/126016/smash_dick_on_keyboard_post_results

ITT: Oldfags. Show yourselves.

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1270836319872.png Info: PNG, 12 Kbytes (505x392) Added by: Reaxus (Apr 9, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse the7rafe7: lol i like how theres no comments... 1270893443114 ^^^^^^^^^^: POINT PROVEN ^^^^^^^^^ 1270900445602 f9287: Assholes are hiding. 1270980361244 ^^^^^^^^^^: Not ALL of 'em ^^^^^^^^^ 1270984241978 the7rafe7: ^^ totally 1271078570247 Redrocco that's me on the left 1271080151355 Pyro thats me on the right 1271144068395 Santa: thats me in the middle oh nvm idk how to post pics 1271144939615 Anonymous: Crack Jew Squirrel 1276688319159 Anonymous: haha pyro is a chinese 1276718247194 Anonymous: I'm such an oldfag I don't know how to triforce because triforcing didn't even exist when I was around. Ashlee Simpson AND Millhouse were actual memes. I quit 4chan as soon as the v for vendetta bullshit started. Fucking pathetic. 1277500744241 RKB 1277501140682 Anonymous:  ▲ 1277501300746 Anonymous: ▲ ▲ 1277501313966 (show all comments) Anonymous: @0682 - I think it is trying to say "Kill me" 1279869426742 Anonymous: pyro is that really you? 1280417070576 uriar: That's me in the corner, That's me in the spotlight, I'm Losing my religion 1283254120114 uriar Like? 1283254812462 Anonymous: I'd write a sassy note, but my Commodore 64 can't quite keep up with this c4c shit. 1364890561376 anal85: sup? 1364890626538 Anonymous: Hmm...the sound of silence 1409205672337 Anonymous: I'd go down deep in R. K. B. 1409232756208 liplocker_code3: p-(O_o)-q 1409341727663 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/110134/ITT:_Oldfags._Show_yourselves.

The woman you like is currently having her cunt destroyed by an alpha male.

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1270552519362.png Info: PNG, 12 Kbytes (361x361) Added by: spoon (Apr 6, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: I no longer like her 1270594999705 George: So sit back & watch Faggot! 1270646416828 CreepisKryp: Any lesbian with a dildo trumps the "Alpha Male". Males turn "alpha" out of dick insecurity. 1270699768394 Pyro: Yeah ME 1270800232282 the7rafe7: yup 1270812857429 formerlyanon: I hear ya pyro 12.5" 1270854804945 Santa: fuck! its soo fucking true i hate when your right! 1270887452725 K@z: when he's done tell her to get me a sandwitch 1271157176809 Redrocco: I am the alpha male the OP speaks of 1271256763430 Grave: a transparent male? 1271259335424 Anonymous: I know for a fact she isn't, mainly because she was a emotionless prude 1271546607958 slikwilly: YOU MEAN JESSICA ALBA IS GETTING GRUDGE FUCKED RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK?!?!?!? FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP 1271553700719 Anonymous: aww fuck, thanks for reminding me OP 1272242505414 clownichter: AMOG= Alpha Male Of the Group 1272256052295 (show all comments) cunt_destroyer: mez 1272530316385 distraction: I was nice enough to leave some for him, I'm cool like that. 1272549389251 cybersinner: Hey! I WAS destroying her cunt when this was posted...Win! 1273532948500 hardon69: i am that alpha male, thanks for the loan of your bitch 1274078871778 Anonymous: perhaps, but when she is married to that asshole with no way out and has her teeth punched out when she forgets his beer, she'll have fond memories of the pussy pounding she got. 1274447582638 Anonymous: I sure hope so cause she was too tight for me monster 1274451715818 Alpha Male: Sloppy Seconds anyone hmm ........pies hear get ur cream pies get while ther hot 1274455213569 BeaversNDucks 1274455808528 Anonymous: whatever 1274487159105 Andres333: i will make her my whore after that because everyone will believe that the alpha male get her pregnant 1274660481112 queefly: She certainly is..... 1274669436728 YuLiekPicturz: well that just makes my day =D 1278971841889 Anonymous: Yeay baby. Were is the video camera? Jezz, I want to fuck her girlfriends so bad anyway! 1281103880919 mrisom2009: What if the girl i like is an alpha male? 1294209440680 Anonymous: Well....it's up to me to fix it then. 1294209890669 Anonymous: you mean my sister is getting fucked right now? where? i want to watch 1294234862822 BnSneky: big deal 1294235863732 MegaShit: There is more than one Alpha Male... And I am most of them! 1294237337703 Weed: Yes, me. 1294241059490 Anonymous: Ωmega Male rapes all the Bitches ! 1294245113623 blueburn: It's horribly true. She says i'm Good looking, smart, funny and adorable. Yet she's fucking him. 1294268502590 Spectre: the woman I like is currently single but still not liking me, half a month ago I was in this situation 1294269573104 danielsimba: alpha male or super-alpha male, he will never get her ass. HER ASS IS MINE. 1294611261248 Anonymous: Focus on your career. Then they will come (and so shall you). 1294611524728 mrisom2009: I am an alpha male lol 1296077326132 Spectre: ^ You are just a Faggot 1296752703916 Anonymous: ha 1298157460407 TinFoilHatGuy 1298372475461 supercunt35: destroyed by a nigroid alpha male 1298372571764 mrisom2009: fuck you spectre, you're a fag! 1298567533863 Anonymous: As long as I can jack off to the video afterwards I'm ok with it. 1298593745981 crazyassmofo: ^Me too 1298605931778 Alkarnur: << Exactly, I'm destroying the cunt of the woman I like. 1298661626461 Anonymous: So What Else is New? 1298664091742 Woodford: Mom?? 1299870568595 KansasTrash: I don't "like" anyone. So noone is having theyare cunt destroidd? Mind=Blown 1299999878745 gov'na: nevermind she is a niggerlover 1300680411528 Asphaltkllr: Then I´m the Alpha guy? well thank you 1303669868271 Anonymous: The story of my life 1303678100316 Nigger Jokes: Married, she's asleep 20 feet away, Op is a fag. 1306460908442 Anonymous: well if she's having it destroyed then i don't want any part of that. - milton waddams 1306475063375 Anonymous: As long as she doesn't get lock jaw, I don't care about what happens to her pussy 1306535985967 Anonymous: No I can se her sleeping and my dick is NOT in her atm 1313965086525 DriftRocket: It's all good, I'm destroying another cunt anyway :) 1314059592896 Anonymous: I know! I have it on tape. 1314122961992 niggapleaz: This thread is so full of Win. However i must say that the only women i like are pornstars so i'm already aware that they're having their cunt destroyed by an alpha male so your argument is invalid. 1314125031162 Anonymous: Sure is beta in here 1317148927828 Lickathesplit: Yeah i know, i had my way with her and send her back to her boyfriend.. 1317168090769 Anonymous: So, I'll fuck her up the ass. 1318341210922 Alkarnur: Actually, the woman I used to like is now sitting alone at home because when I invited her to coffee she said she had a BF which I know for sure is complete BS even though she's incredibly hot. She said it because she had an image in her head and a very very long check list that I did not match it and that's why she thinks "I'm beneath her" or "she's not in my league". And she's still looking for- 1318347552732 Alkarnur: the guy who will match her unrealistic check list (which btw is all take and not give). That's why she's alone. And I'm happily in a relationship with another woman. BTW, I asked her out 2-3 years ago, and she still has no BF! Talk about women hoarding their sex and love for fairytale men who are a caricature of real men. 1318347693779 Anonymous: I stilll love her with all my heart... even though he makes me watch, suck his dick, and every once in a while he pees on me. 1326921860348 Anonymous: I'm the Alpha Male BITCH don't forget your place 1327603004689 Anonymous: I AM THE ALPHA! 1327606693614 salify: then i'll destroy that alpha ass, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! 1327663401894 Martinique: That's fine by me - I like her to practise first 1329798190481 DireWolf2012: DON'T YOU SAY THAT! MY MOTHER IS A SAINT! 1334383673827 Anonymous: He's probably black 1334395575566 The Original Spoon: Actually, I like two different women and neither of the dudes who are destroying their cunts would be described as Alpha Males. 1334438768859 Anonymous: I know, he makes me lick his balls and he only lets me jack off to naked pictures he has of my sister. 1338307567750 Quantum69: Fucking win salify! Damn str8 bro, let the bodies hit the floor!!! 1338307683151 Anonymous: It's not one but dozens. I'm her boyfriend but her "Real Man" convinced her to whore her out to ALL of his friends for free because "She's in college and she needs to explore new things." By new things she meant 2 miles of frat boy dick. 1338307709356 Anonymous: the joke's on him.... her cunt not worth all her other shit. 1354856785501 ethelred: The woman I llike is currently fucking her brother, while I'm lying exhausted having just fucked my sister 1355038167902 Anonymous: the woman i like is probly the alpha male (yeah! brewski-frat-daftletterjacket-quiff-nipplering-ALRITE!USA-USA-USA!!) 1355063371363 Anonymous: Real alphas don't brag about it. 1362628373426 Anonymous: @OP - I'd give a fuck, but I already gave it to her last night. 1362687349127 Anonymous: @371363...Hahaha!! Great! ROFLMAO!! 1363481196190 Anonymous: s this cunts 1363549230313 Anonymous: only closet fags care about trying to prove they are alf alfa alfa 1363610737999 Anonymous: ^^Only anonymous fags call others fags 1363790249533 Anonymous: To quote Darth vader: "NOOOOO!!!" 1407089785358 Bulbasaur111919: ??? She's currently in the bathroom wiping baby sick from her back. If she's also getting her vagina ruined, she's being very quiet about it. 1407141624585 RiddleMeThis: Whereas for the woman I love, I *am* the alpha male 1407151122252 RiddleMeThis: GSM 1407151129127 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Ardamel Mortisha323 ) , hated by 1 (last: MMMMr ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/109020/The_woman_you_like_is_currently_having_her_cunt_destroyed_by_an_alpha_male.

Atheists: If the big bang is true then why didn't our earth explode?

religion (396) , itt (354) , question (218) , atheist (50)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1265558851046.jpg Info: JPG, 16 Kbytes (383x206) Added by: phirephitr (Feb 7, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse phirephitr: if you understood reality you would be able to answer this question for yourself 1265569392136 Anonymous: <- Lol epis fail! (No wonder this idiot belives in Santa and god) 1265569862304 Anonymous: Actually, the bing bang is a theory. Nobody claims it is a certain and undeniable truth. But, to answer your question, there was no earth to destroy before the bang. To keep it simple, the earth and everything else is debris from the bang 1265571740732 Anonymous: Christians amaze me with thier lack of common sense 1265572547682 Anonymous: if they had common sense they wouldn't be a christian 1265590637215 gmode: i am a Christian and you newfags obviously have no sense - common or otherwise 1265600146427 Anonymous: anybody who believes anything for no good reason is a moron, and unfortunately all religions involve doing this. 1265679301108 Anonymous: I LOLED SO MUCH 1266216118739 Anonymous: some people make such stupid meme's 1266218268175 KarmaPickles: If we get to use retards for meme than at least we can do is let them make memes. potato 1266218887842 Anonymous: because the erth was form by peices of the big bang, thus it did not exist during it, duh 1266246223265 phirephitr: hey christians why dont you explain the 2% difference between human and chimp DNA 1266247443240 Anonymous: because ya motha was on the pill 1266632816877 Anonymous: Everybody: Why is fuck? 1266634776823 (show all comments) Anonymule: obvious troll is obvious. aimed at op btw 1269277953280 lonerstoner45: YOU RETARD NEWFAG LOL!!!! ahhh, that was a good lol. 1269321979836 CreepisKryp: AH HA! The earth in it's rawwest materials MIXED with the rest of the Universe's matter DID EXPLODE, THEEEENNNN it was reformed how we know it today. 1269328845236 Anonymous: fuck you all. this is just a hologram. 1269343080374 Anonymous: earth wasnt there before the big bang tard tards 1271208842389 Anonymous: << This is the biggest EPIC FAIL i've ever seen. Bar non. ROTFLMFAO 1271988096699 Anonymous: there are so many things to explain, and whenever u hear a bang do you always assume explosion, FFFFFUUUUUUUU 1272460095875 Anonymous: TTTRRROOOOLL. if u are trolled u are fucking WestEuropeFag!!! 1272477752539 Greeft: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's the funniest thing I've heard in ages lol 1272485230344 Warg: Any Christians who adhere to a LITERAL belief in their own creation myth rather than a METAPHORICAL or ALLEGORICAL understanding cannot function in a world where SCIENTIFIC THEORY is understood as MAN'S CURRENT AND BEST UNDERSTANDING OF THE UNIVERSE. 1272522951984 anarcacist: It's like God farted. 1272524820155 angie: search for big bang in wikipedia then ask questions 1272545680436 Greg: cause u r an idiot sir. 1272578965787 Moongrim: It did, the earth moved for the Goddess. 1272669076810 Anonymous: ASSHOLE! 1272954666667 Anonymous: many christians understand that the big bang is simply our best theory yet and there is nothing in the bible that disproves it. the only problem is that the chances that it happend and everything afterward happend by chance with no (for lack of a better word) guidance seems very unlikely. so no were not all retards. 1272956448719 Anonymous: also @Warg you are correct in a way and yet you are also wrong. 1272956683117 TopGun: Cause Goku protected it of course! fuckin' freezer... 1272958334320 Schldpdd: the earth is created by the big bang... dumbshit. 1272966240900 andywho?: omg wtf? see this is why GOD is bad ... it makes people uneducated dumb shit 1272993440713 Unsoundly: Wow. Good troll or really really fucking retarded 1272994967997 Warg: @Anon3117, please elaborate. 1273041445800 Anonymous: wtf? nobody was alive to witness nature or a wizard. 1273137278316 Anonymous: Stupidity hurt brain!!!! 1274282239495 Anonymous: The earth was formed in the same way as the sun, planets, stars. At first the earth was a hot glowing ball of white hot gases with a temperature that was millions of degrees Fahrenheit. This was caused by particles of gases being drawn together and compressed, giving off a lot of heat. This happened millions of years ago. Finally the earth cooled down. The ball of gas slowed down from spinning an 1275845036924 Anonymous: the color changed from white to yellow to red to not giving off any light at all. The earth contracted, getting smaller and the gases changed to liquid as they cooled. Heavier materials drew to the center of the earth. The heavier liquid settled at the middle of the earth. As the earth cooled more, a solid crust formed over the over the liquid material. As the crust cooled, it got wrinkled and bu 1275845067836 Anonymous: The earth was created AFTER the big bang. Fucking moron. 1276115635166 Einstein: Zat is so true, my friend.... 1276115821979 Jessica: I got banged last night and I exploded everywhere. I even saw stars. 1276116037108 Anonymous: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG you are not seriously that stupid?!? you clearly dont understand the big bang theory! 1276116378421 rubberduckazilla: -1 for religionfags 1276116425399 Jessica: Well, I am a stupid blonde. So would you please explain this BIG BANG to me. Is it something like a GANG BANG except alot bigger? 1276116534587 rubberduckazilla: spot on jessica 1276116619391 Anonymous: gravity 1276116888819 Sasi: The Blessed Trinity take care of us. Oh, also Superman 1276123372836 Anonymous: stupid OP... Earth formed after the big bang 1276158053626 Anonymous: Because it's made of hard rock nigger! 1276170780545 RobertPaulsin: ah the lost art 1276184724150 Anonymous: how the earth was formed /b/ is a fail. 1276321615602 Anonymous: I hate these stupid posts... they make all of us Christians look like total morons... 1276323920963 Anonymous: christians are morons 1276324734752 Anonymous: well to a creationist...earth exsisted prior to the big bang...so yeah...fail 1276758594830 cok: hahaha fucking christians 1278115892465 Bansheeflyer: Idiot Writer: Please post this after you pass the 3rd grade. 1278748926831 Nickeh43: Wow, I think reading this made me lose brain cells, AND it wasted seconds of my life. FUCK you, whoever wrote this. 1278816477283 Anonymous: Fail christfag is fail. THe big bang is what created the earth dumbfuck, it wasn't around when the big bang occurred. 1279704429326 Anonymous: one word: TROLLL 1280171908729 Anonymous: hey christians fuck all of you. you are all brain washed pieces of yank shit. STFU and get off 4chan i am sure your jesus is not to happy with your sick and polluted ass. get a mind of your own and stop being such dicky pricks. 1280183288175 Anonymous: now you're just cheating 1280354209745 Anonymous: You guys know the big bang theory was originally proposed by a catholic monk, right? Also the biblical creation is only impossible if A:Time is one dimensional (and we've proven it's not) and B: The 7 days of creation are consecutive (and it says that nowhere in the bible) 1280820934457 Anonymous: You got me. I am a Christian now. 1280824399941 Cogent: If God is real, then why is your life so empty that you pester people to make yourself feel better. 1280833707147 Anonymous: why are christians such fucking ignorant idiots 1280890842478 Anusnymus: because fat man lol'd when little boy was dropped from Enola Gay, u godfags 1281037377120 Anonymous: hahaha classic christian stupidity 1281046228349 Anonymous: Evolution is real. If Evolution is real a God would evolve. You can't believe in evolution without being a deist. 1281048583960 Nickeh43: Well shit, that question made me think a lot. Guess I'll convert now. *snort* 1281052372580 Leezus: Earth did'nt exist yet moron! 1281742233555 BENDOWN: because chuck norris held the earth together 1281749550786 Nickeh43: yes but who is phone? 1281749832343 tokunbo: if you had some idea what you're talking about shit would'nt happen 1281790120341 Anonymous: Christians: If God exists then why I don't care? 1281810998801 jhenry922: big bang created hot dense cloud of ionized matter, matter cools after 10^7 years to form hydrogen, Hydrogen fuses to becomes heavy elements after 10^8 years, now there is solid material to form planets!! Earth didn't exist for anouther 10 billion years fools 1288051442287 Joshwaaa: What he is trying to say is, as matter expanded as a result of the big bang, why haven't we expanded at the same rate as the universe surrounding us? If it were, earth would be able to easily hold the billions of mother fuckers that live packed in rooms like sardines..... 1288093127535 Joshwaaa: u fools make me upset 1288093151764 Bongochops: The Big Bang didn't happen. Just because the guy who said this spends his life dribbling in a wheelchair, doesn't mean you have to sympathy-believe him. God created Earth and trees and stuff, then he created tits(which he wanted to do first, but couldn't), then he created man, then he created kitchen, then he created woman to hang the tits on. It's not fucking rocket science 1288093540404 Antiphon: @Bongochops I disagree. I thought god first made female ass, then vagina, then tits. 1288109222505 Anonymous: Earth is shrapnel 1288109318438 Anonymous: Why do we bother to learn and try to understand any of peoples religous shit if they dont bother to learn *anything* fact or science based outside of their own narrow views -_- 1288110222527 jhenry922: Hawking didn't discover the BB, Hubble discovered red shift and that was the clue 1288131275102 Anonymous: What a fucking moron. 1288139385362 Anonymous: ^^^ yes, why do some people work so hard trying to understand the universe while a bunch of retards keep on trying to destroy everything with their shit from the cave age. just like some people on social help saying: "keep on working for us, dumbass, while we're having fun" 1288141036653 Bongochops: @275102, yeh, but Hawking built the hubble in his shed. With his eyelids 1288164157234 admackbar: holy shit you are stupid.... the big bang theory is supported by Christians, because it says there was a definite beginning... Steady State Theory and Cosmological Constant is supported by the atheists, NOT the big bang omfg you are stupid 1296370460791 Greeft: Actually, jhenry922, Vesto Slipher discovered the existence of Doppler shift in the spectra of galaxies and Hubble used his Doppler measurements to show that the redshift increased with the distance of the galaxy thus proving the universe is expanding. 1296371260171 Anonymous: Everybody knows the BigBang was all Ching-Chong IRL 1296371806150 Stalker: Because it was too busy accreating, duh. 1296371949429 Anonymous: because our earth didn't even exist when the big bang happend, fag 1296608927546 been there bangin': Man made God in Man's image. END of this DUMBASSED story. 1296609016840 Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0W7Jbc_Vhw 1296617295234 Lickathesplit: Guess your parents got their money worth by sending you to bible camp !! 1298646789625 Lochcelious: People confuse the term theory with a scientific theory. To say something is "only a theory' is to debase it. A theory in said sense means it is a HYPOTHESIS. However, a SCIENTIFIC theory is tested, proven and true. For instance, the Theory of Evolution. We know evolution is real. The theory is WHY it occurs. 1298968171635 MrPerspective: <---- :35612: 1298985911235 MrPerspective <---- 1298986270309 Anonymous: If Fairy Tales are myths, then why are there so many trolls on c4c? 1298987302727 MrPerspective: ^ ROTFL! Well spotted, brother Grimm! 1298995842663 Anonymous: Holy fuck! You religious-tards got me stumped! I give up. 1356062745634 my99Busa: NO! Please, STUPID Christians please don't come around here. ... What are you doing here anyway?? 1356064488153 bib: Dumbest shit I've seen all day. 1357412774148 Anonymous: That was a waste of 0.5 seconds 1357413503619 Anonymous: obvious troll is obvious 1357417252770 eyedol: herp derpidy derpy derp 1358621302972 Anonymous: Atheists talk of rational yet are both iirational and illogical. 1405572287223 Anonymous: ^ttthhaattts alll fffolks! 1405572425125 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/90242/Atheists:_If_the_big_bang_is_true_then_why_didn't_our_earth_explode?

All gays should be given the lethal injection

gay (469) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1268339879324.jpg Info: JPG, 71 Kbytes (640x480) Added by: dirtydelta (Mar 11, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse robohitler: kindling for the fires of hell 1268347585881 Anonymous: why? 1268348352683 killzMinuz9: its dirtydelta that's his shtick, i mean FOX's, he really doesn't think much for himself 1268348923972 pocket: Cock in ass can be a lethal injection. Enjoy your aaaaaaaids 1268360133589 killz: yeah, yeah, so is other kinds of sex, grow up 1268360315294 KarmaPickles: We gave them California. They stay there and make movies and shit. 1268360837383 Anonymous: I hate gays! I want to RAPE them all to teach them a lesson! 1268404936292 God: I agree. Thus, AIDS. 126840722399 Anonymous: oddly, there's more babies born in california than any other state; that's A LOT of butthole babies. 1268409736128 robohitler: straight people only get aids because of bisexual men. they get a dose from their unprotected ass sex and pass it on to women 1268434038585 killzMinuz9: ^god save us all 1268436277219 Anonymous: no, all republican should be shot in the head 1269573013509 Dave: DOESN'T THAT TAKE THE FUN OUT OF IT?! 1269579251156 Anonymous: Make them go be gay somewhere else! not fair they don't have to put up with womenz! 1269580063781 (show all comments) Anonymous: I wish more guys were gay, makes for better odds with the chicks. 1269583989343 KarmaPickles: ^ Imagine being a Chinese male 20 years from now. they're eating all the female babies now. 1269584718171 Anonymous: even 2 hot teen blond lesbians? 1269892432876 Anonymous: FUCK YOU 1271459664372 FascistZack182: HAHAHA! 1271459724280 Warg: Gays lethally inject each other. With AIDS. Using their dicks. 1271470791120 naterls: ^True. 1271701262613 Anonymous: Fuck it..let em be gay....less competition 1272240619411 Anonymous: let em be gay its not like there going to multiply >.< 1272361200681 Anonymous: Oh God, here we fucking go again. AIDS doesn't come from homosexuals. Unprotected fucking sex, however, does! Even though it's less common in the woman 1272578963840 Warg: ^Wait, unprotected sex comes from homosexuals? Well, I guess I should thank them for coming up with it. 1272597938776 Mattatatta: ^I lol'd 1272602443487 Vernin: More ladies for me if they stick around... 1272615246752 ironmikie: I thought that's already what they do to themselves...??? 1272644344602 Warg: ^I already made that joke, kid. Try and keep up. 1272696124458 Anonymous: in order, i prefer to start by the muslims, then negros and then jews , the gayz only came in 4th place 1272696198622 ImYourMomBIATCH: ^Agree, faggot! 1272757140189 Anonymous: all 4chan VIRGINFAGS should be given the headshot 1272757983882 Deth: fuck off dude. 1272936226457 gay: all gays should be punished by shoving them huge objects up their asses! uh, wait… 1273225602537 the7rafe7: EXCEPT GAY CHICKS LESBIANS FUCKING ROCK 1273225976118 Anonymous: see, thats the reason i dont like 4chan 1273315327847 Anonymous: ya man chan seems to be full of ingorant back water hicks and christians who dont know how to love 1274823784842 Anonymous: how to love, fuckin hippy 1274824039582 Anonymous: ^lol 1274829735619 FakeBlood: rolls 1276549688234 vengance: I agree kill homosexuals but save the lesbos for entertainment purposes only 1276562658681 Anonymous: What about the niggers and jews!? 1276563297523 ElCapitan: OP is a bigger FAG than homos. Why even give a fuck about them poofs? Thread needs more TITS! 1276570160205 YourFace: So they can stab the next mother fucker that says something 1276673896641 sqwrrl: TO PARTY!!!! 1276678500149 Mr. Anonymous: so youre saying OP should kill himself? 1276694145940 WTF: Homos make it easier for fat dudes to get women. Kill them all. Kill all fatties and hippies. 1276700242546 nukubu: no.... they like injections to much 1276701050554 Anonymous: Innit Blud! I Love Takin De Pisss Wid Dese Filthy Faggots. 1276701475890 Anonymous: Let gays be, at least they're not stealing my women. 1276706975537 Anonymous: wish someone would give Swiney the lethal dick injection right in his asshole 1276713330478 Anonymous: it is a lethal injection; it just isnt as successful with condoms ;-) 1277286495835 Anonymous: hey, my best friends are gay, so shut the fuck up you sick retard! 1281266173462 Anonymous: not all the gays we have to leave a few to laugh at 1281297853720 Anonymous: HA HAAAA the poster wants to give gays his 'lethal injection'....it's ok to come out of the closet, you just proved you're gay 1281298114752 beepb00p: ^ how's that, asshole? hating fags means that you're a secret fag? 1281298168734 beepb00p: if so, tell me this: do you hate baby rapers? 1281298201240 Anonymous: give it up, you're gay 1281298288893 AlienNation: ^Ted Haggard need I say more? 1281298323176 Anonymous: he's been caught being gay, changing the subject won't change that now, too late 1281298512320 Anonymous: Sad that Chan4Chan has such ignorant people, oh well.. it's a good site though :D 1281313298533 Anonymous: Why would you like to kill all the happy people? 1281478868491 Limerick: ^Anhedonia is a symptom of his butthurt. 1281651389929 usHaTER: Um, it's all in the genes. What the picture should say is, "All Americans Need To Quit Having Children. What Is The Purpose If You Don't Actually Learn In The First Place?". 1281992925187 Anonymous: AIDS is a lethal injection, A slow painful lethal injection. 1281993346938 aHETEROsexualMALE: This is tasteless, offensive, discriminating. Why are you not able to flag or report shit here? 1286180636596 Hard Tymes: WHY? DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANY MORE!? 1287544759501 FuckWhatUGonnaDo: Yeah, I agree with the OP. The world would be a much easier place to get people of the opposite sex if all faggots would die. 1287545190961 Anonymous: Totally agree, gays are worse than fucking niggers, niggers at least make me money, gays are wasting air and resources and should be dead 1287710587696 Phadrus: When you put a dog down, they give it a pink shot. Are they trying to tell us we should do the same for gay people? 1287713811491 George: Why don't gays breed themselves out of existence? After all, they can't reproduce? 1287770821986 BnSneky: agreed 1287770949134 fLARP: Because, it actually is a choice. This born gay club is bullshit. If they were born gay, unless the gene was extra secretly recessive, they would have been long gone. I don't care if someone's gay. Thats' their CHOICE. But, I hate it when people try and make up some stupid bullshit excuse and pass it off as fact. 1287775469126 Anonymous: say good bye to all lesbian pronz idiot 1287788101952 lily84: ^ lol 1287788165728 AssLove: Better gay than niggers. I'd happily replace every nigger in Europe and USA with a Homo. Plus i might get my dick sucked more often 1287789213951 Anonymous: ^^ Go back take a biology 101 class, you obviously know very little about genetic (heck, according to your logic, genetic diseases shouldn't exist since "they would have been long gone"). Also are you trying to tell us that you choose your orientation when you were 12? You looked at other boys and then at girls and say:"Okay, I decide from now on to only be attracted to girls"... Seriously? 1287789222848 Phadrus: As far as I can tell,gay people serve a very important evolutionary function. Since they are unlikely to have kids they can devote more of their time and energy to helping their siblings raise their childen. So by their continued presence throughout human history, they would have to serve some basic function to move their own families genes into the future. 1287887755342 Limerick: It's neither a choice nor dictated by genetics. It's a flaw in the genome akin to bdsm, chocolate, and incest. 1287888099876 Twinchlian: I'm all for gays - it's "gay pride" i want to fucking kill. Bitches should know their places; that includes homos. 1287954446451 Anonymous: why hating gays? don't mind as long as they are men. the more they are, the more girls available for heterosexuals. 1287959250856 Auntie Semite: people like you killed jesus! 1287963503225 Anonymous: ^hypothesis 1: jesus never existed. your argument is invalid. hypothesis 2: jesus existed. being killed made him very famous. so stop with gays. 1287965753753 Alkarnur: << They should be given the lethal injection... in the ass. 1287966064553 Anonymous: You should be given son of a bitch. 1288029200454 Antiphon: Gays have been doing that on their own for 30 years - Its called "bareback assfucking" 1288047534485 Phadrus: Being kinda gay myself, I must admit I've never understood "Gay Pride". Gay Pride? Gay Pride... What, proud that you fuck someone of the same sex? Anyone can do that. Why is that special? 1288115076734 Superhuman: to be or not to be gay... 1290206855143 Anonymous: whats with all the hate you idiots? its not a choice, its not bad, its normal and naturally occurs in nature, so yeah it is natural all you can go die 1290210701471 Anonymous: Straight men account for 95% of sexual domestic abuse. Gay men prove their families are fertile. Population control. It's natural. The original Bible never said "thou shalt not gay". Also, I'm a gay woman, and I'm not fat. Weird shit happens 1295402567263 BnSneky: i agree 1295402741753 Anonymous: O hai Fred Phelps, wuzzup? 1295418429541 Anonymous: all fags should be burned alive and buried in an open grave on top of all teh muslims 1295424967960 anonymous: BAWWW stop abusing Faggots, They never did anything to anyone BAWWW 1295425055559 Banshee5: I don't have anything against the gay community, a lot of them gays are funny guys. It's just annoying when you got one that's going after you... -.- 1295482084294 Anonymous: I AGREE. EVEN FOR THE GUYS WHO LIKE TRAPS AND TRANNYS TOO 1295588010676 balder: they have a penis injection in the ass, lol'd 1295672809183 Anonymous: you shouldn't pick on gays so much, for some of you ugly, fat fucks it might be your only chance at getting a blowjob...... 1295756254990 Anonymous: LOL ^ 1295762351791 Anonymous: o ok 1300071129654 Anonymous: ... If we get rid of all the gay guys... I get the feeling the women would drag us to go gay stuff to fill the void of all their gay friends. 1300164075444 HWOOD: I agree. The end. 1300214155614 gov'na: and niggers 1300849493730 Anonymous: I think I lost half of my brain cells reading this dumb fucking conversation. If you have a problem with gay people, don't bitch about it on the internet. Do something about it so you get your ass locked up and I don't have to read another stupid fucking post like this. 1301048247481 Anonymous: gay people are good friends. you go give yourself the lethal injection for being such a dumbass 1301112567642 Anonymous: that would be this whole site then 1301290133376 DriftRocket: dirtydelta should be given that lethal injection 1301392899252 Anonymousg of rubber: gay power forever! 1301934677148 Anonymousg of rubber: ^ gay 1302427829123 Anonymousg of rubber: ^ No U! 1302464124362 Segrian: I say they get the penis guillotine. No more gay porn, plus less AIDS 1302481597862 glue: penis injection 1302481705938 MrPerspective: I thought the syringe would have the shape of a dildo? 1302912431676 Anonymous: Leathal injection for all idiots = end of C4C 1302912583585 Anonymous: ^ that is an individual opinion. 1302919255530 MrPerspective: ^ Yeah, I'm sure C4C would survive if all the comments were half intelligent. XD 1303005294120 mother teresa: anally ? 1319716931523 Anonymous: All Straights should be butt raped! 1319721028740 Anonymous: ^ fag 1319738033562 HWood: ^ yea, what he said.... 1319738319124 tunni88: send all the gays to russia 1321059879454 BlazinWeed: THIS IS SO TRUE! 1321059910109 Anonymous: Well that would get rid of user775 and BlazinWeed - so I agree 1321060612178 user775: I agress ;_; sniff sniff *extends arm* 1322111874900 Don Tovarysch: AaahahahahahahahahahaAaAaAaAaAa! Ssso true! 1322156116411 Anonymous: trolololol 1322259049827 BogFlogger: no wai... i want them to be gay so moar females for meee! 1322356720664 Anonymous: ^ so... you think once they've been given the lethal injection there won't be more females left? you're a closet fag. 1327855551539 Moongrim: Considering how many breeders bang them, they do already. 1327856097863 Anonymous: fap fap fap ... oh whait, false post 1328112884407 Anonymous: Why do gays get all the cool stuff? 1328115103705 anonymous: ^^^ "breeders" CONFIRMED HOMO! 1328117354910 Anonymous: I think the pic should have said a hot beef injection 1328157444348 Lickathesplit: So all men who love jesus and mohammed, get in line please... 1328179484409 Anonymous: yes 1328224604816 Anonymous: atheists too 1328229936894 Anonymous: Don't forget the kikes, we can either give them the lethal injection or just give them the gas chamber to bring back memories and for lulz 1328240120317 LemmyLaffer: I sup short-drop hanging as most humanitary method. 1333057870436 BAMBU: So to all lesbians. Uhm maybe 99% of male would not be so happy to erase lesbians from Earth... 1334268623988 Quantum69: ^totally correct, but they should be converted to bisexuals 1st so we can bang them while they're eating out their 'life partner' 1334268943111 Anonymous: Why? Are they bothering you or ignoring you? 1334293368560 thesouthwillrise: fucjen faggets 1334875080693 Anonymous: this is just sad.... 1351984251673 Anonymous: to all the people saying all republicans should be shot are also predjudice fucks. Most republicans dont think that way im one and I beliieve people should be able to love whoever they like and the government along with other people shouldnt be able to say shit so you all can get fucked 1353558012651 Anonymous: I'd change the word gays to the word NIGGERS! 1353626221829 Anonymous: AMEN! I'd whole lot rather be gay than a blackass nigger like Sammy L. Jackson-of a bithc! 1355089064575 Oh yeah!: All republicans should be photographed doing gay Bukkake. 1355123143146 Anonymous: ^ agree, ^^^^ Don't worry, I'm sure there are plenty of other reasons you should be shot. 1355152329923 Anonymous: AIDS comes from unprotected sexual exposure from anyone man or woman.....go get a dirty hooker blow job and watch what grows on your dick you shit twister 1355361305862 Antiphon: No, condoms offer only 95% protection against hiv AT BEST. So IT IS healthier to fuck a hooker unprotected than to have gay sex. Thats why gays are banned for blood donation, and johns are only deferred for 4 months. 1355707341627 Anonymous: ^BS!!! i wonder why you care about gay sex so much... you are so bisted, buddy.. gay in denial! 1355707535368 Anonymous: ^^Dumbass. im just stating the truth. and you are obviously a heterosexual in denial, if you care enough about heterosex to comment upon it :-) 1356446293433 Anonymous: faggots are gross they eat the POO POO 1356447514646 eyedol: leathal penis injection 1358621427310 ادولف هتلر: ^^^ gay. 100% 1359504791806 Anonymous: If you could change the word gays, what would it be?? I'd change it to niggers! 1361414954644 danielsimba: ...to use on christians 1361449642954 John135: All lethal injections should be given the gays 1362192455223 gookheadcrusher: I wish every male on earth was a homosexual except me, my three sons, my brother & a couple paratroop bros. 3.5 billion females lined up at our front door "the top 100,000 Playboy bunnies leave your phone number, the rest GTFO" 1362194352553 adamlanza: i care not for gays. the more homosexuals there are the more choice of available females i will have too 1362253693311 Anonymous: All gaze should be given steel spikes! 1378563831682 Chanonymous: The problem here is once all the gays have been given the lethal injection, then the next natural step of cleaning up the place is to give the lethal injection to the next group that society finds gross. Such as people who post on C4C. 1392556660444 Anonymous: All rednecks and religious people should be given lethal injections. 1392632559189 Rebbe says .......... so why bother, gentiles are doomed anyways 1392640231149 DriftRocket: OP should be given the lethal injection instead 1392675383957 Anonymous: ^faggot alert 1392690474608 djh123: more rednamers should go to chatz. 1392690718187 Anonymous: ^^^ butthurt mucho - from all the aids dicks at the darkroom 1392751503279 metalfan420: "All rednecks should be given the lethal injection" - there I fixed it for you. 1394755485867 Anonymous: YES, MORE INJECTIONS! Gays may prove good test subjects for bacterial weapons. 1394881434349 plasticfan4000®: ^^ "All redfags should be given the lethal injection" - there I fixed it for you. Now we've come full circle 1394916453691 Anonymous: ^ shut up shut up shut up. all of you cunts 1397633376655 Anonymous: ^ah shudupyaface 1397634043220 Coolio Jones: ^ ^^ These fucking faggots keep on hiding the sausage. 1397659771616 Anonymous: All you anti gays are gay! 1397662596761 Coolio Jones: ^ You are gay and a gay enabler. Fuck you and your apologies for deviant behaviour. We are ment to fucking breed and you cant to that in same sex relationship you fucking retard. Go kill yourself. 1397664785764 Anonymous: faggot faggot faggot faggot gfaggot faggot hehehehehe stink piel stink piel hehehehehe 1397826278193 Anonymous: So should NIGGERS but you don't see that happening either.., DAMNIT 1 1400624880165 Anonymous: Isure would miss you ! 1402050459527 Anonymous: Alot of gays DO get a lethal injection of aids up their bum ! 1404345737580 Anonymous: My people Gay is the way. We must all pray to become gay. Then the world will end in a big beautiful gay orgy!!!! 1404429229776 Anonymous: ^ Thank you! 1404429780446 Anonymous: All lethal injections should be given the gays. 1404429902712 Anonymous: ^ you're gonna die then! 1404430737583 ApathyCat: I too have strong feels about this and have a retort for the poster above who will never care what I write! ^ 1404430903981 ApathyCat: Also -1 to this ignorance. I need lesbian porns. >:( 1404430951728 Anonymous: A world without gay would be sad. So not gay! 1404430997391 Anonymous: Too bad you don't think that way about niggers ! 1404543002463 Anonymous: America would then have a population of around 86. 1404649953180 liplocker_code3: OP is an idiot! I bet he/she/it can find gay people in his/her/its own genealogy. 1405003463585 Anonymous: I like tree hangings especially with niggers ,.. Call me old fashion ! 1405010916168 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: loggerman BlazinWeed ) , hated by 11 (last: KLR2 nobodysbusiness1 darkstan ApathyCat Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/100733/All_gays_should_be_given_the_lethal_injection

HEY AMERIFAGS-- U.S.A. Wouldn't exist if the French didn't save your ass from the Brish at the Battle of Yorktown

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1272905742832.jpg Info: JPG, 45 Kbytes (560x424) Added by: ixidor (May 3, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse bodowg: You're right......maybe if you keep talking shit we will give you some of what we gave Japan.......notice how they keep their fucking mouth shut. 1272916160552 Anonymous: you are well hard, or rather...and idiot for suggesting you nuke an ally (most likely) You sir are a, biggot. 1272923319459 Anon: Hey FranceFags: France wouldn't exist without US helping YOU during WW2. WTF now. 1272936330481 iprobablyhateyou: 9459 for calling someone a bigot on c4c, dumbfuck 1272937052361 Anonymous: damn you, cow and chicken 1272948917102 Anonymous: ok then frenchman, explain why the first character in mike tyson's punch out is a wimpy french deuche? 1272956372504 funziessss: FRENCH wouldnt exist if we didnt save em from the Nazis! 1272958005948 alanon123: They were paid back 10 fold, idiot. 1272966024738 Gen George S Patton: No Comments necessary. The French always will knip at our heels. & bow at our feet. 1272989204233 anonymule: 1272993206564 Uncoolio: Anybody know the most common French Phrase?! ... (I GIVE UP..!) 1272996886341 Beatlemad: Who the fuck had the bright idea of establishing New Orleans below sea level. dumb asses 1273008834978 Radada: Well, well, well... See what we have there... A splendid bunch of faggots... 1273084921986 Beatlemad: please read the book "French Foreign Legion Battle Victories" it does NOT exist!!!!!!!!!!! 1273100902958 (show all comments) Anonymous: Canada...its always better on top. 1273119827848 Anonymous: we will beat the shit out of you french fags now and always so fuck you 1274760678430 Anonymous: Hey,Britain. All your base are belong to muslims. 1274762784963 Anonymous: battle of yorktown happened before wwII so shut the fuck up americunts! 1274796056750 GrYm: You're all idiots. 1274796648721 Anonymous: Freedom Fries taste soooo much better than french fries. 1274806580812 BeaversNDucks: ringle wrangle ding dang do! 1274806704543 homerboy: YAWN!! 1274815021968 toasteroven69: You'll notice of course that the ONLY time a french person develops a spine is when it's needed to keep him/her-self upright as they act tough in front of a keyboard. *See WORLD WAR 2!!!!!* 1274842405655 CerealKiller: ^ lmao keyboard warriors :P 1274844463747 slikwilly: Hey brit fags, you didn't fight against the colonies just by yourselves. You had help from the Indians and Germans. How bout that, limeys. We won our independence so fuck you and the Queen 1274854536820 Anonymous: Yes, and France wouldn't exist if the USA didn't liberate your ass in WW2 1274885090365 TwoFaced: USA and most Amerifags wouldn't exist if Eurofags never decided to cross the Atlantic. 1274885914629 toasteroven69: They crossed the atlantic because most people were sick of being burned at the stake by the "holy people" and mostly convicts and other misfits were the only ones who had nothing to lose by making the trip. England sucked ass! 1274894334655 Anonymous: thx 4 the fries :) 1274953529530 paladin61: Did someone say Germany?We surrender.........FRANCE!! 1274954025356 Anonymous: Behold the power of American ignorance.The French DID fight in WWII you idiots.They were overwhelmed by the Germans as their strategy of defensive warfare was nullified by the Blitzkrieg. They were also the backbone of the entire WWI allied armies from 1914 to 1918. And tell me americans, excepting the revolutionary war name me one war that you won ON YOUR OWN? One? 1274995633473 slikwilly: ^When we decide to go to war with France, that'll be a sure win. .... "Non, Non, oui, oui, .... we give up!!!" 1274998550234 Redrocco: ^^in the revolutionary war we had help from the French 1274998850154 Anonymous: ^thanks Red. At slikwilly:typical americans,of course you'll defeat france,you always pick fights with smaller nations eh?So that you can win easily? 1275146174670 iprobablyhateyou: ^says the terrorist... gtfo suicidefag 1275148701882 Leadhead: What's the most popular French expression? "I givé up" 1275170939374 Anonymous: And we repaid the favor in WWII when you guys let the Germans take you over, 1275840105282 Anonymous: Wow. How old are you? 1275843346614 Anonymous: Hey Frenchfag! France wouldn't exist if we hadn't saved your asses from the Nazis in WWII! 1275843997942 Anonymous: Oh, you mean like how we saved your ass in WW1, WW2, Vietnam, and every other war France was involved in after America was established sufficently? 1279712182784 Anonymous: all europe was defeated by the nazis. they would have kicked your ass as well if they had been your neighbours. very comfortable to be far, far away, americans and english (closer enough to get a few lost rockets). 1279750577132 ajmisback: lol germany our neighbors.........they would have been slaughtered 1279750698664 Anonymous: France saved the americans during their independance war. They helped France later. Anyway, if they hadn't, Europe would be communist now.. 1279752337687 Anonymous: The english could have warned you all about the frog eatin, babba stabbin frenchies 1279811563731 devshade: le french are good fighters...as long as the enemy is their own goverment. 1279812628153 Anonymous: Hey dummy, the French would be german right now if we hadn't saved the ENTIRE Euro nation in WWII. Fucking idiot. 1279820402409 Anonymous: the us got their money back 1 million times, plus gained strategical positions that enabled them to stop russia.us never makes war for free (but now they lose their wars...) 1279828199754 Anonymous: did you see the new french flag? white cross on a white background? 1279831901658 Anonymous: Hey Eurofags, Think about this, Indians were here before your freaking people slaughtered and raped them. 1279832098154 ambitious guy: 4963 says: Hey,Britain. All your base are belong to muslims. Amerifags win for english speaking ability. Oh yh, English. 1279834665923 Anonymous: US, 90 % of the world hates you. why are you so arrogant towards Europe? maybe you want to lose the last few percents... strange strategy 1279836866258 Anonymous: hey amerifags, you wouldnt exist if britain didnt colonise the americas 1281757294357 Anonymous: Monarichal France helped free america who then acted as an inspiration to France to liberate itself from the monarchy so in fact france ours their independence to the oppressors, quite the conundrum 1281768352334 Anonymous: And to the anon two above me, no we would still exist we would just only speak french and spanish 1281768426189 Anonymous: 2409, Actually the Kommunists probbally could have overwhelmed germany because remember they fought an entire war front with germany on their own, there were no canadians or british or americains fighting with them nope just the communists and there co gender army. 1281768962763 Anonymous: debt paid for saving your asses from the nazis. 1282396015885 Ghostkey: French used to be bad ass, now they prancin like pussys 1282400142994 Amaranth: Ghost, the french have always been pussies 1282400186136 Anti-PC Hero: It doesn't matter, both France and USA has turned into a cesspool of niggers and ragheads. 1282402367632 Anonymous: The only war the French ever won was the French Revolution where the enemy were themselves! 1282409661830 Moongrim: And France wouldn't exist twice over if the U.S. hadn't saved their bacon during the early twentieth century. 1282410833829 Anonymous: ^Moongrim, so much win! Right on!!! 1282413366596 Anonymous: Does anyone actually give a fuck what the french say? 1282449101786 Jesus: French=Fags even the British hate them...and I wont even mention France to a German or Italian 1282452473559 what the?: the french are pissed cuz everyone thinks they are pussys 1282515823747 Anonymous: they are pussies 1282515856103 Anonymous: hey pussy french, you wouldn't exist without USA - actually you're so full of niggers & muslims you don't exist 1282755665342 Anonymous: Yeah Amerca! whoop whoop muthafuckers! 1282764192705 Anonymous: @6258, it just makes it easier to guide the nukes when everyone hates you 1282764262408 orlando: God I hate those frogs 1282803710303 Samps: I know, you Frenchies used to be tough and cool. What happened? 1282804601927 Anonymous: ^^ WWII happened 1282804660737 dannyb101st: yeah world war one and world war two were two time we stopped the french from becoming a german state so suck it you cum guzzling frog 1283090076353 Anonymous: Anyone remember the Franco-Prussian war? 1283107654417 darkstan: France rules. 1283142587813 Funch: doesn't matter the French are being fist fucked by muzlambs 1283152390978 Flarp: hooray for hairy armin wong 1283169458812 Anonymous: The french helped us in the revalution, and we help everyone in WW2, so all of you anti Americans can STFU 1283316421434 Anonymous: Hey amerifags. Check your history books as to when you entered ww2! Over 2 years after us in Europe had been fighting it. It even took the Japanese to get your pussy asses off your seats by pointing out tactically hiding your pacific fleet at pearl harbour wasn't a good idea. 1283366167615 Anonymous: have a nice cold glass of shut the fuck up...get the fuck outta here....all you french, italians, and jew are cunt hair bitch assholes 1283391830356 Anonymous: for the idiots above, Canada did more in WWII than the US, US took all the credit for our hard work. 1283414719224 Flarp: true 1283416482582 Anonymous: America back than was awesome, Brits were fags, today, Brits are still fags, but America has become what should be wiped of the face of the earth... Vive la france! 1291234289914 Anonymous: ^agree. even if they are fucking bastards, the English have a notion of style Americans will never have 1291243755627 vengance: yes, and france wouldn't exist if we didn't save YOUR ASSES from greman rule during WWII , so do you STILL feel superior you fuckwit eurofags , so keep studiying history , someday you might be as knowledgable about the subject as I , but today is not that day. 1291252510665 Anonymous: history lesson from an amerifag, what a joke! next time, give us geography or cooking lessons, so that I can piss myself laughing 1291253248576 Lickathesplit: about WWII, U.K., frree France, Poland, Australia, Canada, Norway, 1291254589928 Lickathesplit: New Sealand, and yes U.S.A. where involved, if the Germans in those days where your neighbours, they would have obliterated your asses by Blitzkrieg, U-boats, and V1, V2, and V3 rockettechnology, to be precisly, Norwegians won the war.... 1291254905458 Disruptive: Does anyone know why there are no fireworks displays in France? Because every time one goes off, all the French people try to surender. If 90% of the world hates us, then why do you all want to b like us? If you got haters, your doing somthing right. Go on and drink your hateraid. gotta love a hater. 1291255459964 MadDog: and the french would be speaking german right now if it wasn't for the US 1291365755816 Missouri Boy: Damn you ingrate Eurofags! If it weren't for our GI's and pilots fighting in the battle of Britain, the Japs wudda beaten your asses down! 1291371645349 ErlKonigVinz: But we wanted the japs to come in! How else could we get cheap massproduced Rosens of such fine quality? 1291371873324 Anonymous: Zomg, teh drama 1298234867998 BP: Historically, the French have won more wores than anyone else in Europe. I really don't understand where this American view of them comes from. 1298238137846 MDMA look who needs saving now.... heh heh heh 1298241912521 Stars-n-Stripes: HEY FRENCH FAGS! IF'N IT WASNT FOR US AMERICANS, NAPOLEON WOULDA WHOOPED YOUR BUTTS IN WW2 AND YOUD ALL BE SPRAKEN DE GERMAN NOW! 1298292693893 Anonymous: do any of us assholes really have that much say in what our respective government does and fucks up. as a people we all elect douchebags, they do stupid things, and we point the finger at whose elective did the stupidest things. so basically all this territorial shit comes down to , "oh gee whiz, you are more stupid than me"...wit 5 minutes see what happens 1298352055977 MDMA ^^ I hope you're are a eurocunt troll.... seriously, you're not helping 1298513219660 MDMA: ^self facepalm for bad grammar 1298594241446 Hell'o: and the statue of liberty has been made by france 1299775638441 Anonymous: hahaha, germanfag here: frenchfags - you did not save anybody, nor did you win any real war. you ONLY won battles when joining forces of some other country for fighting an enemy, ONLY if this enemy had previously gone thorugh a long period of war. and yeah, it took us FOUR weeks to reach paris back then.... you cunts 1301410656652 Anonymous: Thats the one and only time the French didn't drop thier rifles and run like scared little bitches...they knew America had thier backs..so they stood and fought! 1301411744155 Caesar: There is a bamboo field right beside the battlefield where this took place. Legend has it that a French soldier became the first person ever to suck his own cock while trying to nibble a tick off of his taint 1301691483543 HalfMast: lol euro fags 1303186678566 Anonymous: I fucked a retard in the ass 1303190711646 Anonymous: then beat the fuckin tard with a steel pipe 1303190800800 DerpaDerpa: That was a good dream huh? 1303191381538 EvoStar: If America ignored your cry for help you would be speaking German right now you assclown 1303416473637 Anonymous: So... you guys got owned by America before it was even an actual nation, and with the help of... France? Yeah, totally makes you sound badass. 1303421697757 precious: U.S.A.M.C.G.A.Y K.F.C. 1303422777433 Anonymous: USA wouldent be so awesome if france wouldent suck dick so much 1303428300876 Unkown Soldier: france would be speaking vietnamese if america didn't rescue france Silly @sses durring the vietnam conflict. you french @sshole got y'all @sses handed to you. 1303478460353 Anonymous: HEH Now we know who is to blame...Stupid froggies 1303491246176 nicaris12: and we returned the favor in WW2 1303602309838 mizakanator: Fuck you all. Australia owns all you n00bs. 1303630347407 MDMA: ^HAHAHA shut up kangaroo jack, you're not important 1303948974300 Anonymous: 1. usa didnt do any fuck during ww2 and 2. a nuke cant go in france. 1308578810770 monkeynards: AIDS wouldnt have existed either if the french didnt have sex with brit soldiers in ww2 1315463452171 Anonymous: Oh really? Who did the French surrender to there? 1317908166892 Tattoos: UnknownSoldja, yeah the french lost in vietnam but we didn't save them. They pulled out and we moved in, then LBJ wouldn't let us win. They lost over there because that's waht the french do. The French resistance during WWII not withstanding. 1326256600619 Tattoos: 3473 , the dates you mentioned refer to WW I, not WW II. Stop posting about shit you have no knowlege of, you stupid cum-guzzler. 1326256817585 Anonymous: Yup, and Europe would be adorned with swastikas and Europeans would be saluted the sky. Fucktards. 1328069110493 Anonymous: French tanks have 3 gears of reverse and only on of forward. It is only there incase they get attacked from behind. 1328386725854 Anonymous: america is owned by the chinese and run by jews and blacks. stfu 1328776744181 Anonymous: Who cares,you're all fags. 1334768183377 Anonymous: You Amerifags are all irish castout criminals.. Go figure your warmongering attitude would come from criminals. 1334768317875 Anonymous: @1274995633473 Name one war we won ourselves? Here are a few. Northwest Indian War (1785-1795), Franco-American War (1798-1800), First Barbary War (1801-1805), Tecumseh's War (August-November 1811), War of 1812, Second Barbary War (1815), First Seminole War (1817-1818), Winnebago War (1827), Blackhawk War (May-August 1832), Second Seminole War (1835-1842), Mexican-American War (1846-1848) 1334778016726 GibblesNBits: ^ You forgot The Civil War (1861–1865) ;) 1334778180470 Anonymous: ^ Cayuse War (1847-1855), Navajo Wars (1858-1866), Apache Wars (1851-1900), Yakima War (1855-1858), Puget Sound War (1855-1856), Third Seminole War (1855-1858), Reform War (1860), Paiuti War (1860), Civil War (1861-1865), Dakota War of 1862, Colorado War (1863-1865), Snake War (1864-1868), Comanche War (1867-1875), Modoc War (1872-1873), Red River War (1874-1875), Black Hills War (1876-1877) 1334778471751 MadNiggerish: Durk Mohhamed Jihad Allah War (1999-present) 1334778515127 Anonymous: ^ Nez Perce War (1877), Bannock War (1878), Cheyenne War (1878-1879), Sheepeater Indian War (1879), White River War (1879-1880), Second Anglo-Egyptian War (1882), Ghost Dance War (1890-1891), Spanish American War (1898), Phillipine American war (1899-1902), Moro Rebellion (1899-1913), Occupation of Nicaragua (1912-1933), Occupation of Haiti (1915-1934), Occupation of the Dominican Republic (1916- 1334778756870 huck1944: but how many times do we have to return the favor 1365779314399 Anonymous: The French didn't show up until we had the English beat. Learn your history. You show up at the last battle and think you saved us? 1365779824805 Anonymous: If everybody doesn't stop fighting, I'm gonna start hurting people. Oh, wait... :) 1365798408440 Anonymous: And you wouldn't exist if I hadn't killed that shit-eating dog last week. 1393202507572 SHDAD75: To poster, Horseshit. Washington was just wrapping up kicking Cornwallace's ass when the French finally showed up. All they did was try to take credit by showing up ten minutes before Corwallace surrendered. 1393269217238 SHDAD75: It's like my wife saying "We painted the house" when it was my ass doing it minus the ten minutes she put it. 1393269349301 apllekack: A slice for the winner ! 1404111166218 Anonymous: French military rifles for sale. Never used and only dropped once 1404139880222 Bulbasaur111919: Yeah, and Yorktown wouldn't exist without logs. In your face forests! 1404145126837 Anonymous: ^8440: I'm starting a war for peace 1404178217243 Anonymous: Thanks man 1404187013633 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/120147/HEY_AMERIFAGS--_U.S.A._Wouldn't_exist_if_the_French_didn't_save_your_ass_from_th e_Brish_at_the_Battle_of_Yorktown

YOU WOULDN'T MULTIPLY FISH AND BREAD

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1328855745742.png Info: PNG, 28 Kbytes (888x371) Added by: Toboas (Feb 10, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Are you saying that Jesus was a pirate? 1328866854453 Anonymous: i believe they are 1328912206974 Smosh: Jesus was a pothead too. 1328913346683 Anonymous: Is it a sin to download the bible? 1329090087894 Smosh: Most renditions of The Bible are in the public domain, so no. 1329094717750 Anonymous: Fish sandwich. 1335114167338 Anonymous: ^^^It is only a sin if you download it on a jewish apple product 1335115019701 Arschloch33: but on meth you would 1335118238483 Lavalancer: Verily , I say unto you Jesus, iinvented the fish sandwich. 1335460859883 Smeggy: When you perform a mirical and multiply fish and bread, you rob caterers of their income. 1340512708568 Anonymous: Neither did anyone. Ever. 1341717403375 Anonymous: FISH multiplied by BREAD and ADD tomatoe sauce = Anchovie Pizza for the masses! 1341756802273 MrPerspective: I downloaded KJV, which is NOT public domain. 1353040047680 Cheesecake: ^ Wow, I'm enthralled ! 1353040952184 (show all comments) JC: what theu are saying js that "piracy" is to make a copy, not steal an original of something 1353881755668 Anonymous: divide and bunker 1373359903187 Anonymous: "You wouldn't hammer your parents to death while they sleep...you wouldn't bite your fucking hamster in half...you wouldn't rape a loaf of bread in the supermarket...you wouldn't piss into a child's soft drink...you wouldn't try giving an enema to a polar bear...JESUS! You're kinda boring!" 1373765833716 Anonymous: The angle of dangle is equal to the heat of the meat times the mass of the ass. 1399605185779 Arschloch33: Well, if I can … why not? 1399842932762 Anonymous: You could have "FREAD" or "BRISH"…or something... 1402281188180 Anonymous: Unless you can also walk on water, of course! 1402753459877 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/204684/YOU_WOULDN'T_MULTIPLY_FISH_AND_BREAD

HOW DID THE DINOSAURS DIE? - After Dinosaurs ate everything on Earth, they dug deep into the ground to search for food.

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1279149703799.jpg Info: JPG, 319 Kbytes (424x550) Added by: Anonymous (Jul 15, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse darkstan: That explains a lot. Thanks, Internet. 1279166656436 bananaman: creationismfags 1279215338433 Anonymous: Wikedpedia ! 1279216965133 the7rafe7: god smited them and told them they never existed 1279226350961 Greeft: Well why didn't they find the shovels? Answer that one creationists. 1279232195590 ElCapitan: they ated everything, and cavemans ated them... the end 1279245642320 darkstan: LOL @ Greeft. The shovels! Ha! 1279245884357 Drehdich: the shovels were made of swiss chocolate and that’s why nobody ever found any 1293499948588 PurpleStickyRice: my mom said the dinosaurs died because i touch my private parts. 1293501082806 Anonymous: Jeez, those lizzards invented the shovel?..... 1298825770460 Anonymous: At least they tried. Unlike niggers who would just sit there and starve to death. 1298828190922 Psilofyr: Human beings came down and spaceships and wiped them out. Then humans had children and let them live on earth but not on their spaceships. 1298861610493 XITS: pix or it didn't happen; hmm, artwork IS convincing, ok, i'm sold 1314581632181 Anonymous: Obviously, Noah didn't take them on the ark with him. He did take mosquitoes though. 1314588769294 (show all comments) Anonymous: Finally, something sensible. A giant rock fell on their heads from the sky.. Pffft 1314593388779 Anonymous: The typical answer is: N_GGERS 1314593769297 Anonymous: ^what is that word? i can't make it out^ 1314594107352 djh123: i thought they went to outerspace and live there nao amongst the stars 1319613878951 BnSneky: sounds legit 1319618483755 Anonymous: LOL that is such a win. Take that you fuckin paleontologists lol lol 1319995139315 Anonymous: I'm guessing T-Rex was in management because those scrawny arms of his won't even displace topsoil, he looks so cute with that shovel though. 1320175089551 Anonymous: It's cause they got rapped by niggers and got aids 1320176189622 tunni88: Aids 1321053059430 Trolololols: Thought god put those fake bones underground to test our faith? 1321077454938 Anonymous: lmao @ the shovel 1322496212905 gookheadcrusher: now there's a sight to imagine... dinosaurs being raped by niggers 1359333756312 WillieBillBob: WRONG! The dinosaurs became extinct less than 6000 years ago. Noah was loading his Ark, when Tyrone O' Saurus, and his mate were waiting in line to board, when Tyrone decided he wanted a snack, and gobbled up the last pair of the now extinct giant chickens. The Lord became angry at Tyrone, because the chickens were his favorite pets... 1359379125985 WillieBillBob: ... So he confronted Tyrone and his mate, saying "That's the last fucking chicken wings you'll ever eat", and smote them both with a mighty disease known as the Black Plague. As they lay there dying, the devil appeared in the form of a southerner named Colonel Sanders, and removed the sickness from their bodies, However, he couldn't cure the charcoal color which the disease had inflicted upon... 1359379698974 WillieBillBob: ... their skin, nor could it cure the unexplained craving the two remaining dinosaurs had for chicken wings... which is believed to be part of the curse called down on them by the Lord. Some believe the skin color came from wandering in the desert for millennia, searching for a home, which they eventually found in the Kingdom of Chicago, and it's surrounding territories. 1359380220646 Anonymous: They didn't just suddenly disappear. They slowly evolved into much smaller forms like crocodiles, armadillos and Geico insurance salespersons. 1359390587798 Anonymous: They didn't just suddenly disappear. They slowly evolved into jews. 1360434529196 pepe64: this is what muslims believe 1372970421174 Anonymous: ^and this is what you belive...americunt much? 1373056584368 loggerman: Yeah makes perfect sense!! SMDH 1373056675796 Anonymous: Obama said global warming is bad so they froze to death 1374786807617 Annoyingmous: I believe that those creationists just try to troll us. I mean, nobody can be that stupid to really believe that shit...... must be attempt to troll, 1400277346781 Anonymous: YEA. LIKE i BELIEVE THAT SHIT ! 1402537839518 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: Chanonymous Ardamel wetodedid Rorix ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/136956/HOW_DID_THE_DINOSAURS_DIE?_-_After_Dinosaurs_ate_everything_on_Earth,_they_dug_d eep_into_the_ground_to_search_for_food.

SOMETIMES YOU HUG YOUR MOM WITH YOUR BONER TUCKED IN THE BELT

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1262012436986.jpg Info: JPG, 63 Kbytes (350x309) Added by: robohitler (Dec 28, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: how did you know.... Gears of War 1262016116552 Anonymous: Crysis 1262611271946 anonymous: barbie horse adventures 1262611306351 sqwrrl: My little pony the game 1262622938260 crackerkiller5: modern warfare 2 1262626397651 Spermany: wait... what? .... Zelda OoT 1262637146871 lonerstoner45: frogger 1262638144104 YPPQ: same as 7651 1262689018503 Anonymous: Borderlands 1262710265478 Lunchbox: L4D2 1262713366588 \m/: shadows of the collosus 1262714277413 ImaD00d: Of all time? Going w\ Zelda OoT as well. 1262717281230 Anonymous: assassins creed 1&2 1262734993797 Anonymous: boarderlands 1262735557844 (show all comments) Anonymous: gta4 1262735570618 4chansucks: Bullshit! Also Doom 64 1262758654746 Anonymous: right now, Borderlands!! Close 2nd Crysis, 3rd Dead Space. PC < Console 1262885770482 DrFeelGood: hell no. and World of Warcraaft offcourse 1263867429525 Pyro: Nope.....Conker's Bad Fur Day; Live and Reloaded 1263867830188 Pyro: Goddamn log in 1263867875828 The Man: Never hugged my mom (Shes not dead or anything, I've just never hugged her), Super smash bros. brawl. 1267487869241 iprobablyhateyou: i don't tuck it into my belt i whip it out thru the the pee hole.. rock band 1267497532288 killzMinuz9: pull what out, your a woman, a 67 year old Japanese woman who plays mah jong and inseminates cows for a living, System Shock 2 1267498624212 iprobablyhateyou: you of all people should know that women can have dicks as well, rock band 1267499148993 Anonymous: Forza motorspoWait, what? 1268987029402 c4caddict: ^pyro is that the second conker? is it better then the first? 1269009758722 Anonymous: Gears Of War. 1269023270956 Fuck-O: the face that anyone says Borderland is shameful. Zelda OOT; Metal Gear Solid 2; Devil May Cry 1. 1269051445107 debba: crono trigger and ....wo0t 1269084900893 no you: combat arms 1269099165235 mastema: i never had a mom, FF 1269100438127 Grave: lol pot. 1269124926701 AGENTDORK: pokemon gold? 1271924179616 Warg: Hmm... I haven't done it, but I'll give it a shot. Also, Super Castlevania 4. 1271974492496 Anonymous: whats the one where you get to blow teletubbies heads off? 1285130772541 Anonymous: Fallout 1&2, Conker's Bad Fur Day: Live and Reloaded is the remake by Micro$oft... The censored kid friendly remake, go figure. 1285137342247 ElCapitan: Battlefield 2142 & Bad Company 2 1285147185379 Anonymous: pretty much like anytime, Zelda OOT for me too 1285160529969 Anonymous: i havent seen my mother in.. a decade? just ignore her! its great! trust me! 1286736533383 Anonymous: Mine Sweeper 1286736896578 Anonymous: Galaga 1286743184472 darkstan: Quake, the series. Or Sonic. LOL at the completeness. Grave, I'm going to have to assume you're referring to the C64 game. Also, hellz yes. 1286759219821 AwesomeAnonymous!: DA FUCK IS RONG WITH THAT GUY!?!?!?! 1287268745206 FLArp: This is just, epic weak. It's not even that is epwak. ...probably some stupid fucking Ewok curse word. 1287298990374 milfer: my mommy is 12, gta 1287409640699 vengance: WTF???? , oh and Gran Turismo 4 1287412831378 Ray Ray: daddy's fuck slut can suck the tip and use a little bit of tongue...make me cum..every time. 1288586755974 Leashedhate: Resident Evil 4, why? 1288593118895 Anonymous < Mom....& DC Universe Online 1288636581432 FlaRp: ...sometimes you hug your dad... 1288651763954 Anonymous: lol and old school pokemon red and blue 1290137076521 Khaki One: any of the elder scrolls 1290137113302 Anonymous: Never done that, Conker 1290137653465 al: Never will. 1290137855605 mÄKAK: i just cant cum so easily... ICO 1290144226948 sockpile: grand theft auto!!! 1294217059437 Spectre: Dark Messiah Of Might and Magic 1294247141420 MAELSTHUR: halo reach 1294247288148 dumbfuck20: wow lot's of comments, and mine is Black Ops 1294268032711 Lickathesplit: eh, come again ?? 1294268141339 Spectre: Now c4c riddle me this:I bought Black ops in the midnight launch in the stores here, I waited a week because I had to study and when I finally played it I only did it for half an hour... why did I only play it for such a small amount of time? 1294269762285 internets: black ops 1294270331600 Anonymous: mario is missing. best game ever 1294320078844 gayfag: Postal 2 is like the official chan4chan game 1294323241646 Anonymous: Super Mario World For Super NES and Katamari Damacy for ps2 1294323542753 Spectre: @\m/ it's shadow* of the collosus but it's a darn good game indeed, even got the soundtrack of it... it's epic... 1294327040335 Spectre: colossus* ... I'm poor at typing myself xD 1294333557934 Anonymous: Brazil.. 1294442074503 chrud: after i cum i like to play just cause2 1294528473841 Anonymous: hello kitty island adventure 1299980833474 crazyassmofo: PES 2011 1299988083512 JewFag minecraft. punch trees and dig holes for 4 hours straight, what's not to love? 1300189208395 Anonymous: metal gear solid.. 1300421376588 MrPerspective: Not me. My Mom taught me all about the detailed and explicit "facts of life" (with none of that bees & flowers shit) when I was five, so I grew up having a normal and healthy sexuality, attracted by non-incestuous relationships. My mom's the coolest. And my rolemodel is Larry Lovage, from Leisure Suit Larry - Magna Cum Laude, the uncensored version. ;-) 1300509538808 MrPerspective: ^ The reason Larry Lovage makes me LOL, is that he reminds me of the no-lifes who believe they'd have the ghost of a chance to score with a smart woman like my Mom. Sorry, trolls, you've just been pre-emptively pwned. :-) 1300509677871 MAELSTHUR: ^how old are you ? lol? 1302210296466 Anonymous: animal crossing and super mario world for SNES! 1302210490311 MrPerspective: ^^ Honestly? Probably too old to be hanging on c4c. Unless some of the teen trolls here come with their parents. 1302323202506 Anonymous123asd: hell yeah ^ 1302534599665 Anonymous: USA 1303513536210 MrPerspective: ^^ But to tell the whole truth, I had my first silver hair at age 10. Guess I was born mature. :-) 1303616259488 MrSandyNigger: hmm L4D2 1303629734816 ticklethis: Mass Effecr 1303629996448 ticklethis: Mass Effect^ 1303630059489 Anonymous: Cry2 1306554798116 Anonymous: the zeldas, fallouts, and battelfields 1306556912820 MrPerspective: Mother fucker 3, Son of Incest. But only the Wii version is really good. 1306604156703 Anonymous: tl;dr 1306834659343 Anonymous: MW3 1323480246790 Anonymous: Skyrim mixed with zelda oot mixed with gears 1 mixed with bioshakz and idfk 1326485836503 Anonymous: how about no and skyrim 1326486704301 Anonymous: My mother is russian, and believet or not... I do not like russian girls. I preffer latin chicks all the way. - ARMA 2 1326487433451 Quantum69: lolwut? oh & halo 1& 2 FTW btw Fucking lulz Mr.P 1326487905933 Anonymous: two brothers sucking each others dicks 1339176519894 MadNiggerish: COD 1339176667466 Chicagosox23: no and black ops/battlefield 1339182843528 BlazinWeed's Ghost: I hug OP's dad with my boner up his ass 1339183106139 Bulbasaur111919: Will try next time I visit her grave. Dark Souls. Thanks. 1339192568281 The Original Spoon: Missile Command. The first part, not really. 1339354218498 Anonymous: monkey tennis 1339363073130 funky winkerbean: monkey fracas jr 1339365124592 MAELSTHUR: and now skyrim 1339385782738 Anonymous: Bioshock 1344534696912 Anonymous: smellly nutsack with salt 1350183285316 MrPerspective Pedos vs. Zombies 1350452831860 nigel: world of tanks 1362284313706 Anonymous: No, but maybe a cousin of mine... :) 1366787674493 Anonymous: that is just lame, do you really think she would not feel it and know 1366807245191 metalfan420: Mega Man 1399272423449 ethelred: That's what I do with my sister, she feels it and says mmmmm 1399429163178 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 3 (last: trollmaster91 Ardamel apolar ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/77904/SOMETIMES_YOU_HUG_YOUR_MOM_WITH_YOUR_BONER_TUCKED_IN_THE_BELT

Things You Would Say To President Obama

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Grund1e/Ask_Obama.jpg Info: JPG, 113 Kbytes (800x1000) Added by: Grund1e (Dec 12, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Limerick: Kansas. 1292154194104 chumpno1: hook me up wid some bitchez nigga 1292156668640 Focktor: I love monkeys! 1292156772961 Chucktowndcroz: POW 1292161613184 Mad Hatter: You should hide US Gov/t Secrets wherever you put your birth certificate and college records. 1292170422292 Anonymous2: ^ WIN ! 1292173594900 iprobablyhateyou: nigga what 1292174105242 Cuntfux: Stop being a cunt !! 1292176513839 Lol: Are you born in Kenya? 1292177364996 Anonymous: Allah Akbar my dear Friend... 1292186342765 fav: nigger 1292186635742 Anonymous: We wanted change, yeah, but we wanted change for the BETTER! 1292209405761 blackal: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 1292210021349 Anonymous: your a dumb do nigger 1292210069454 (show all comments) Nickeh43: I'd like you to live without a job or any source of income for six months, then come to me and tell me how you feel. Ass. 1292217708103 Anonymaüs: thats what I want to say to all the pib fucking power fuckers nicky 1292217800128 my99Busa: I sure hope we stopped you in time. Son of a bitch. 1292219537463 admackbar: youre a marxist fuck 1292219805921 BlazinWeed: Got some weeed Nigga?? 1292219879882 Munster: Where's my bike man?... 1292237523895 StormTrooper: YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED! 1292394479591 FLARP: Man up. Do something that no one in US governmental history has done for a very long time. Make it right. 1292489537761 Anonymous: Really? First Black President and you don't do shit? Oh wait... 1292661066494 darkstan: Sorry about that asshole predecessor. Must be a bitch trying to work that shit out. 1292694218198 Anonymous: WHEN YOU GOING TO LEAGALIZE IT!!!! 1292726149912 my99Busa: @darkstain: yeah 4 percent unemployment sucked, stock market clearing 14000 sucked, more home owners than any time ever in recorded history sucked. safety and security sucked! I'm sure glad this useless fuck came in here and put a stop to all of that!!! Ya stupid shit. 1292742241779 darkstan: ^Check the facts. What were those statistics like when Bush left office? I dare you. The time of plenty you're referring to came as the result of President Clinton. Bush wasted everything he inherited. Also, fuck you dick-face, and your mother, too. 1293058598174 Redrocco: bush took us from a record surplus to a record deficit 'nuff said ^ 1293131839993 Ipissyouoff: President Obamanigger - Is that your dick in BlazinWeeds mouth ? Is he your Monica Lewinsky ? 1293132253544 sockpile: legalize it! 1293144034579 Anonymous: you wanker... 1293145519849 Anonymous: NO YOU CAN'T! 1294003598550 chrud: stop steppin on my dick, prez dude. 1294005931875 Anonymous: Crackaz still mad, Mista Prez! 1294007300918 Anonymous: ^ nigger 1294020843116 Binxy: A Nigger as President Hahahahahaha, you're fucking with me right lol. But oh shit Congress is almost completely Lilly White so that makes you a puppet right :) 1294271239862 Anonymous: I'm sorry Mr President, but we can't flush the stupid white trash posters on chan's web site. They are too big for the toilet. 1294503210127 Purplekush420: Pass the blunt ma nigg....i mean Mr.President 1294645278407 BlackSpade: Take you Kfc and gtfo 1294762368200 Phadrus: Quit fucking around. Republicans don't play nice, why do the Dem's? 1294770158689 Anonymous: y u no white like bush? 1294770193455 Anonymous: Ur the best president ever ! Honestly ! 1294836605970 BlazinWeed: again......U got my weed nigga? i need those budz tribe nigger! 1294836679947 Anonymous: if Black is beautiful i just shit a master peice 1294884897956 Anonymous: where da weed at my nigga? 1294933599346 Anonymous: Give the country to someone who can actually run it 1295170112875 Anonymous: 1295171600313 Anonymous 1295171660366 Grave: ^un-fucking-believable. 1295176412947 Anonymous: Keep on Doing your Stuff mate. Give em Hell. Drive the Demons out 1295176641494 Anonymoose: Porch Monkey 1295176675523 rock: are all americans fat and stupid? 1295177828144 AllahMode 1295199476341 The Evil Twin: "silly nigger, it's called "The White House"! 1295207314795 Anonymous: stop sucking republican dicks! 1295208360993 Anonymous: Get to the back of the bus, nigger! 1295382562434 Gypsygreen: Are either of your daughters single? 1295388686724 Mankind Sucks: You are a fucking joke - even worse than Bush was! And all the niggers and left wing simpletons who voted for you are getting what they deserve! 1295396709996 gov'na: The office is now tainted forever 1295557638296 Anonymous: in light of all your concessions to the republicans, why do you even claim to be a democrat? you are a centrist through-and-through. you lie to the people that elected you. your masters are the banking elite. 1295563163658 Anonymous: you and your family care to be part of a mississippi wind chime 1295570468831 BnSneky: Fuck Off Nigger 1295570619562 Brainless-M'Baata: "Stupid nigger, stop being the jewboy's puppet." 1295570963565 yoshi: yo, brainless, tell BW to shove it up a nigger and see what happens, tape it if you can 1295571074175 InjectableMonster: How? 1295577276451 Anonymous: I'll stick my cock in his nigger as and rape his cunting daughters in front of his monkey faced wife 1296271554930 Anonymous: SANDNIGGER 1296311671200 Anonymous: jew puppet 1296312793384 Grave: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER N 1296315045638 YuLiekPicturz: no u^ 1296315081227 Anonymous: All talk, no substance ! 1297201220793 Squirrley1: Quit... 1297203420104 Anonymous: hey nigger tell me what this .50 caliber round tastes like 1297203900126 MorpheusOne: The funny thing is, in regards to so many of the statements with pictures concerning primarily Barack Obama, the true definition of the word "nigger" is someone who is ignorant, stupid, etc., atypically with malicious intent! Barack Obama is one of the most intelligent President's, and Presidential Candidate's, that this country has had in decade's and has perhaps ever had! 1301428399705 MorpheusOne: And all of you racist assholes leaving racist comments, you idiots are the real niggers!! And no, there are black ppl that are niggers but, this is about you & your racism & malevolent stupidity... 1301428559338 Tattoos: morpheusone, STFU! I don't give a fuck that he's black. I'm concerned "primarily" that he's a fucking muslim and was not born a U.S. citizen. You're one of those who acts like a fucking asshole and when someone calls you on it, you scream racism. You're one of millions who voted this happy asshole into office with no clue as to his politics but rather simply because he is black. Idiot. 1301428923782 Tattoos: You've picked up a few big words and you think you know everything. For instance, "atypical" is the opposite of "typical". You are what's commonly termed a psuedo-intellectual. You aren't fooling anyone except those who are less educated than yourself. They probably hoot and shake the trees they're sitting and throw shit when you get them all worked up with your flowery prose. 1301429363415 Tattoos: You're what my stepfather (who was black) would call a high toned nigger. 1301429651516 MorpheusOne: LOL!?! Tattoo, I don't know if there is a way to respond directly to other user's; I just got here but, it is apparent that you are a fucking racist, and an Islamo-phobe, and you can deny it all that you fuckin' want!...it's just like denying that 2+2=4; you say that it is 5 and that I am the imbecile for even thinking otherwise. Very funny, nigger! Very sad... 1301430079731 Velvet Balls: Thanks for trying to fix what Bush fucked up. 1301430170597 Greeft Actually, MorpheusOne, 2+2 does equal 5 and you are an imbecile for thinking otherwise lol. 1301430535740 MorpheusOne: Good one Greeft; that's good nigga thinkin' fo yo lo nigga eye-q; ....good job, boy! 1301430990345 Anonymous: if its called white house why are you black 1301452982687 StormTrooper: Stop calling yourself Black. You're HALF-Black. Admit you are also half white. Or are you ashamed of that fact? 1301454029655 MorpheusOne: It's called the 1301489759314 MorpheusOne: *It's called the "White House", nigger...bc, that's the color that it is painted! 1301489811623 MorpheusOne: Hey, Nigger-Trooper, when did Obama ever say that he isn't white??! He is black; supposedly he is part black, part white, and part arab...but, that doesn't mean that he isn't black, you stupid nigger!! 1301490237820 rock: all mericans are niggers to us youre all fat inbred illiterate parasites 1301490840500 Anonymous: Wake up morpheus. Everyone says Obama is black or afridan american. No one ever comes out and says he's mulatto or biracial like they're supposed to. 1301506719733 gov'na: Niggeramma aka Berry Soetoro 1301542359134 TitsMagoo: White...with two, thanks. 1301574626739 iprobablyhateyou: failtroll 1301576557579 Francesca: "Dat bee sum mitey fine chikunz yo!" 1301605012311 Anonymous: your wife looks like a chimps cunt 1301605420188 Canucklehead: you did a good job of proving that Americans are truley stupid. 1301690219181 Anonymous: **cought** birf certifikut **cough** 1301690304675 bingolong: We don't serve niggers here, try another bar....... 1301701820248 Anonymous: obama is black and that's why we should call him a filthy nigger, and a jew tosser, too, for being the pres of the U.S. (that said, every president in the western world is a jew tosser these days) 1301702882418 Anonymous: biologically, there might be such a thing as "half white". but when you realize what races and their mixing is about you will see that there is no such thing as "half-white". 1301703064385 Anonymous: ^ true. plus, most u.s. niggers share some percentage of european blood, thanks to some desperate retards who fucked their sheboon slave. that doesn't make them better than any "true" nigger, au contraire. 1302127567602 Anonymous: I WOULD ASK HIM IF HE HATES MIDDLE EASTERN PEOPLE? if he said "no" he would probably be lying 1302139631532 Greeft: الصليب المعقوف 1302139770683 thatguynamed: did you know that you are the leader of approximitly 311,117,939 retards? 1302143033165 Anonymous: You are NOT black you nigger 1302404243706 Unkown Soldier: he's more powerful then Hitler he was voted n2 office by who, by white ppl thats who. wut dont believe chek da stats. 1302561233790 Anonymous: How muchj 1302568316706 zombiejon: Hey thanks for sending more of my friends over to libya you fuck. Two wars arent enough huh? 1302571161347 Unkown Soldier: u can blame bush for that. i've served my time in Iraq. 1302615353445 Known Soldier: ^ you mean you served your time in your local prison. 1302651825679 gov'na: OBAMANATION 1303665790537 Caesar: Sir, if you were re-elected, wouldn't that be proof that the media propaganda machine is out of control, you know, since you FUCKED UP SO BAD that the military is calling your shots now because you lost control of your elected office over a year ago? 1303754963296 Ruckediguh: Sir, rope or bullet? 1303845540236 Anonymous: hello, can I see your cock? 1306518321721 copperware: YES YOU CUNT 1307121201240 Anon_Казак: Stop taking us down with your bs Marxist Leninist agenda. This is America, not the soviet union. We are capitalists, not communists. What you're doing is causing trickle up poverty. 1308009143394 Anonymous: OBAMA DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE 1308011163337 froggywentacortn: Irish ? Really ! 1308240782309 Anonymous: "Why don't you grow a backbone and kick these fucking Republicants to the curb and then curbstomp their sorry faces? No, not just figuratively, either." 1314594725445 As-whole: "You know you're only President because you're 'Black' right?" lol 1314601911172 Anonymous 1314639819514 Anonymous: Good Job, for getting Bin Laden, which your DUMBFUCK Predecessor was too fucking lazy to go after. 1317601551243 Anonymous: Union of Obama Socialist Republic. Karl Marx would be proud of you. 1317604774384 The Original Spoon: "I know there's no way you could ever voice it publicly. I get that. It'd be like setting off a world wide bomb and likely your life and career and legacy would be toast. But, c'mon, bro, tell me you don't really buy the official 9/11 story? I know you're smarter than that." 1317604820325 Anonymous: bend over prez 1317645548109 NorwayJunkie: Tell me about the god damn aliens 1317646474794 Anonymous: Don't let the hypocrital right wingers put a bee in your bonnet. Continue doing a good job. 1318512043378 Queefly: Click, click, BOOOM!!! That is all. 1326338767806 halfmast: want sum chikin? 1326353712761 Anonymous: MorpheusOne sorry, O is dumber Bush. He's yet to make sense and he's a warmonger 1326353771283 Anonymous: Mouth open, on your knees if you want my vote 1326354073127 Mianus: sup nigger? 1326354750148 Anonymous: Nigger, bale that hay! 1326355316972 garter: Your wife be lookin' like James Brown. 1326373814497 Moongrim: Keep up the good work and don't pay attention the to Wiggers 1326378647811 HWood: ^ nigger lover... 1326389089467 Raimey_D: Affirmative action prez... 1326431478979 BUN DA CRACKA: BUT WHATEVA NAWMSAYIN NIGGA WE PRESIDENT NOW. DIS A BLACK MANS WORLD. WITE MEN AINT GOT SHIT ON US. U WITE CRAKA BITCHES IS SO DUM, AND YOU ALL LIV IN TRAILERS AND SHIT. WITE TRASH MOFUCKAS. I SEE ALL YOU FAGETS WIT DA NAZI KKK SKINHEAD SHIT CUZ YALL SCARED OF US. U KNO WE SUPERIEOR TO DA WITE MAN. BLACC MEN GOT BIGGA DICKS, WE GOT MO MUSCELS, WE MO INTELLIGENT, WE FASTA, AND ALL DEM WITE BITCHESS 1326431925440 Anonymous: BAM BAM NIGGA DEAD 1326432963860 Mianus: so you would say "bam bam nigga dead" I wouldnt bother I'd just shoot the cunt 1326433036775 HWood: ^^^ STFU Nigger. 1326465001787 Anonymous: Come here boy and I'll show you my tree. 1326479438335 MAD NIGGERISH: Hello Nigger 1326479492945 BUN DA CRACKA: ^^^ SHUD DA FUCK YOU HWOOD BLACK COCK SUCKA, JOIN YO MOTHA JERKIN OFF OBAMAZ BLACK COCK YU BITCH! 1326489677664 HWood: Listen Nigger - go suck your jail house homies and die of AIDS... SCRAM.. 1326508331137 Anonymous: Go back to Kenya, you muslim, lying, worthless, lazy nigger 1326512245129 BUN DA CRACKA: ^^ I GOT YOU CRACKA PIGS TO SUCK MA HOMIEZ BIG BLACK DONGZ YOU CRACKA AZZ LIL DICK TRANNY 1326518814509 Anonymous: Obama's cleaning up what bush started you American pigs 1326872327466 Hughbie: I'll have a large fries thanks...and go easy on the salt.... 1326885238704 Anonymous: Don't need to buy none of your gold chains today. 1326897097832 idrankallthebeer: 'pssst, i'm gonna vote for you this time.' 1326909374630 Anonymous: ^shut up nigger 1326910254404 idrankallthebeer: lol make me 1326914071806 Anonymous: good work 1332113795198 Anonymous: Go back to Kenya, you filthy dumb, ignorant, worthless, muslim nigger 1332115649455 Quantum69: ^For what it's worth he's probably more intelligent than you & at least half of the ppl that have commented on this thread. (anon comments are roughly 50%, hint hint) 1332115988401 Anonymous: Can I fuck your daughter ? 1338849111527 The Original Spoon: ^^What Moongrim said^^ And, in your next four years let's get hardcore, bro. Go for broke with the shit you know needs to be done. 1339459969702 spotswood: well hello Mr President, why do you think the American people do not like you?... 1339461073633 r120612: Hey, you should read what people say about you on c4c 1339474149869 Tattoos: morheusuckedone, I hope your boyfriend gives you AIDS. 1339475280168 Anonymous: pick me as your vp ftw! Nobody will assassinate you when your VP is Anonymous! 1339618141382 JustGodlike: Go back to israel, jewish monkey 1349015459623 Anonymous: medicare sucks. they won´t pay my boob job, that motherfuckers 1349016394233 Anonymous: I'll make you "Good", just like Trayvon Obama !! 1349020698283 insidejob: whats it like working for Israel? 1349035476858 Anonymous: hox does muzzie dick taste? 1349035548696 Anonymous: kill yourself 1349035654227 Anonymous: CODE KANSAS 1349076866135 Joker0137: bananna? 1360546583545 Anonymous: go back to africa fucking nigger 1360556769121 Chanonymous: What are you doing in my house? Get back to America. 1360563467389 Irishperson: I'd do your wife if I was drunk 1360594529631 Anonymous: silly monkey go back to playing with your shit, your good at that you dumb fucking NIGGER 1360601423649 Anonymous: do you really think its right you recieved that nobel prize....just because of the colour of your skin?....is it not a racist act to recieve the prize- knowing that a white president who had done EXACTLY what you had, would not have recieved the prize? 1360952860820 RKBsVagina: You're a nigger, but you piss off all the redneck antijew nazis, so thank you very much mister president. 1360954078886 Anonymous: ^ will always be a slave to jews and even to niggers 1360960287700 pepe64: how does muzzie dick taste? 1360960868401 crewsey: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! 1361016243266 Anonymous: GIBS ME DAT WELFARE AND KFC !!! 1361037378597 Anonymous: I have to POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! 1361168724365 Hail_Stupid!: Yo mama sucked so much Socalist Dick_ 1361303796991 Anonymous: Your a worthless half breed nigger 1361307178457 Dr. Zaius: Please go back home.... Africa needs you 1361361087735 gookheadcrusher: can I borrow $1 trillion ? 1361369262875 Anonymous: MAN did you fuck up. 1361371475779 Anonymous: Broseph-you da man. funny how all this blame is attributed to you. No-one has this much power. Such are delusions of the white trash 1361392004180 Anonymous: fuck off back to kenya you monkey 1361639436633 Anonymous: You're the best President ever. America...no, the world loves you Mr. President Obama! 1369325883961 Anonymous: You're the worst President ever. America....FUCK YEAH!..yes, the world hates you cuz you're a nigger Mr. Obunghole. 1369331080173 RubberG: ^ white Americans put him there through liberal white guilt and thorough brainwashing by the media. 1369389020740 Anonymous: Best US President ever. EVER! 1369481373705 Anonymous: ^ no 1369482325234 cuntakinte: ^ retard 1369482399635 Anonymous: ^ retarded nigger 1369482623939 Anonymous: Where were you born? Kaffer?? 1369558580864 Chao run dmc: America is a nigger country, ruled by a nigger warlord. 1369583219355 Anonymous: chao has little dick...back to hangover with you... 1369583256165 Anonymous: Time was that you could watch your favorite Movies and TV shows lack free samples. You see it is an updated version of Peter Pan and has to lay low in Southern California. 1373073383863 Anonymous: Empty bag in chief 1380521000968 Anonymous: Can we talk about tits now please? 1388615784640 Anonymous: warlord????? this chickenshit a warlord???? just another coward nigger 1398784450861 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: aPPLEkACK cuntakinte ) , hated by 2 (last: djh123 MorpheusOne ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/160017/Things_You_Would_Say_To_President_Obama

POST YOUR TITS. no rolling, no 'post ending in', no 'would you hit me' - JUST POST YOUR TITS. Timestamp or it doesn't count.

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1243713462575.jpg Info: JPG, 129 Kbytes (600x900) Added by: *.astound.net (May 30, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: I AGREES 1244962192873 Brandon: Agreed. 1245022628665 Me...: I agree more 1245030018441 Bubble: i agree just that little bit more than the first, but not as much as the third, probley just above the second in the que me thinks. 1246823863445 BeatsOnLosers: I don't give a fuck as long as faggots comment to it so I can fuck around with them. 1246915845603 Anonymous: BeatsOffLosers wants to fuck with faggots! fag. 1246965952399 BeatsOnLosers: "fuck AROUND with them". As in you need to speak American, you faggot. Wear your glasses too, why don't ya? 1247950488995 anon: your still a fag. queer is strong within you 1249713644357 Anonymous: You wouldn't want to see mine. 1249718815184 wat: wat (agree) 1252338842839 Anonymous: FULL OF WIN!!! 1252362318205 randyvanburen: huh???? 1252384681639 jackfrosty: NO SUCH THING... as too many boobehs 1252407399328 Anonymous: I believe your penis would determine if it counts or not. 1254210639688 (show all comments) Anonymous: huh? 1254273740964 Anonymous: blowing tits off in a cannon 1254633692513 THEanon: Let me be the first to point out... there still are no tits. 1254661551651 Anonymous: My tits are to big for posting. Srsly. 1254669966210 THEanon: ^ Don't you mean your man cans? 1254674926342 danie: a picture of mine is already floating around on here some where... 1258922694767 SickNote mine 1258988555109 bib: it's "queue" for fuck's sake!!!! 1259085108533 Anonymous: ^danie: Doesnt count fag 1260679540706 danie: ^what's up with you little pricks calling me a "fag".? 1263448751329 Anonymous: Bubble's tits or gtfo. 1265371308315 Master Pokerlord Jed: thanks, this was needed 1274243110274 Anonymous: Bubbles Dead 1281369554823 TH: @BeatsOnLosers: Speak "American"? And, please, don't project yourself... 1281393883866 Ghostkey: ( • )( • ) <-- tits TIME <-- time stamp 1282143390229 Pocky: ( . Y . ) 1282507842958 ivorylc: my tits 1289756313985 Weed: In other words, tits or GTFO? 1289768597823 Anonymous: " T I ME - ( . )( . ) STAMP " 1289770715923 ElCapitan   Oh Hai 1289876614896 fapperdoodle: oh mai 1289891249528 Munster: Dear god... who's that girl El Capitan?... 1289893245206 Anonymous: -"T I M E"- (stamp) 1289894728539 Munster: Dear god... who's that girl last Anonymous?... 1289895357553 Anonymous ...^ Katerina Olendzskaia. Look for her photos here ---> http://liquidvelvet.tumblr.com/archive 1289895543938 DarwinFuckUSA: Totally fail thread 1296298834760 Toxified: ElCapitan: Nice body 1319605697704 The Original Spoon 1319608734111 Anonymous: and right after - post your slit and then your clit - timestamps mandatory too 1319995181448 Anonymous 1320161340891 honghavok: Tits or GTFO 1320177986270 Anonymous: YOUr TITS 1320263303965 HWood: ^ what he said... 1320269813614 huck1944: very nice el capitan 1368636262361 judykwok: UI'll be biggred if I'm going to post my tits and have you lot laughing at me. 1371281982198 obadiah: Get your tits out for the lads,\ 1371282024753 Anonymous: You mean those little birds? 1371644694251 Anonymous: Pole dancers post their tits every day. 1371826844863 N: yes, yes, titteh plox! 1396858538285 Anonymous My bouncing tits. 1396912824531 liplocker_code3: 0891: Somehow, those look Amish. 1397157533734 HalfMast: (.)(.) 1397950841447 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: deofavente ) , hated by 1 (last: fubarboy ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/22774/POST_YOUR_TITS._no_rolling,_no_'post_ending_in',_no_'would_you_hit_me'_-_JUST_PO ST_YOUR_TITS._Timestamp_or_it_doesn't_count.

ITT: THE BEST PARADOXES WE KNOW

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1276029942291.png Info: PNG, 10 Kbytes (768x480) Added by: Anonymous (Jun 8, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Get Fucked. 1276041929205 Malacath: anarchist organization 1276192822742 Anonymous: smart nigger 1276272833588 xissor: Can Jesus heat a taco SO hot that he can't eat it himself? 1276273812314 anon: Black Intellectual 1276282808918 Hughbie: A christian with common sense. 1276282894146 anon: Islamic peace group 1276282979711 Hughbie: Am intelligent politician 1276283089816 Hughbie: An intelligent politician 1276283099802 Hughbie: well I'd make fucking useless one....Am an etc...what the fuck ever....how about a smart politician....hmm... 1276283174298 Anonymous: a reasonable women 1276576891956 mikemarfise: The Alanis Morisette song "Irony" does not contain *one single example of irony*... Which is therefore a good example of irony... 1276577354235 Anonymous: democrats can fix the economy... 1276626660524 pucky: clever americans 1276627235340 (show all comments) Anonymous: ^ Gosh Pucky! C'mon....how about...A strong European Union? 1276627908914 cliptoe: Army Intelligence 1276628266172 Joran: islam is peace 1276629199694 dodgeboy: honest bankers 1276988681946 Wolf 6: @8918: Intellectual Nigger. Learn the difference! 1277013629890 Wolf 6: and Rule 34 of Rule 34 1277013770715 Anon: Japanese porn that DOES NOT contain tentacles 1277014025705 Anonymous: those are not paradoxes, they are oxymorons 1277014514823 Legion: Donald and Daisy 1277015962181 Anonymous: fisherman's wharf and santa monica pier 1277019120811 Anonymous: if pinocchio said my nose will grow... 1277415201127 NSFW: If someone tells you they lie all the time, are they lying or telling the truth? 1277476249274 Anonymous: The next statement is TRUE. The previous statement is FALSE. 1277533491727 Synonimus: ^The poster of that comment did not fuck his mother. 1277559844852 Anonymous: smart politician 1277601529383 Anonymous: shrodinger's cat… 1277772584938 Legion: oh my bad, dox, not ducks.... 1278430617186 Anonymous: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - they'e damn good surgeons. 1278441576668 the7rafe7: how the fuck do they make columns in egypt stand 1278448418293 Evil Ed: Military Intelligence 1278449204449 Anonymouse: going back in time and chopping your hands off 1278449602947 Stupid: Me! 1278449856857 Grave /thread 1278450523783 Moongrim: Voting for a Republican. 1278457721660 Anonymous: Trusting a democRAT. 1278457979203 Anonymous: americans 1278510165668 Furore23: Grave 3783: Pic is extremely lolsome. 1278511533247 Anonymous: soft chan4chan 1278514203656 Anonymous: Nice snuff 1278520599564 Anonymous: pinocchio--"My nose will grow now" 1278525548898 Anonymous: I gave up religious festivals for lent. I also gave up paradoxes 1280021639692 Anonymous: Grandfather paradox 1280038426955 Anonymous: oxymorons 1282650979966 XENU: white niggers 1282651048761 Anonymous: cruel kindness 1282651750806 Anonymous: cruel kindness is an oxymoron, all horses are the same colour is a paradox... 1282651938180 Anonymous: Selfless Jew 1291033908488 Anonymous: Rap Music 1291035622223 Anonymous: Rap Artist 1291035654805 Anonymous: African American 1291036305954 Anonymous: Cool Americans 1291036521689 Anonymous: grave, pic is awesome 1291150255216 Lickathesplit: We come in peace... 1291195607186 Greeft: Pair 'O Ducks 1291208487308 Greeft: Hey stupid god lovers try this one. God is supposedly omnipotent and can do anything; could he create a weight that is too heavy for himself to lift? 1291209235161 freemol: God is good an loves you! 1291214169895 Greeft: ^Doesn't solve the paradox though. 1291214841682 Anonymous: San Pedro & Marina Del Rey 1291224363294 freemol: @Greeft, you are right, it doesn't solve the paradox for it to be paradoxical I should have started with a true statement and I started with a false one: GoD. ;) 1291227690833 Anonymous: what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object 1291488103422 Anonymous: an intelligent /b/ 1291488327650 Anonymous: English Cusine 1291598521910 Anonymous: pinochio. if he says his nose will gorw and it doesnt hes lying, so then it will grow, but then his first statement wouldnt be a lie so it wont grow..and so on... 1292003440732 Burrgeezy: op not being a fag 1292654159278 ANNONAMOOSE: . 1300767276779 Anonymous: the statement: "life is really just a recording played back of already existing events". no one would say that in the original timeline. 1300773187606 Alkarnur: Civilized Divorce. 1300816971544 Anonymous: texas textbooks 130129202299 Anonymous: im a shark fuckkkkkk u 1301371154433 Anonymous: and suck my dickkkkkkkk 1301371168590 gov'na: freedom isn't free 1301685321820 NSFW: BUT WHO WAS PHONE??? 1301795180519 Canucklehead: "Smart nigger" is an oxymoron not a paradox! 1302279359307 Anonymous: french heterosexual 1302280906187 Anonymous: civilized nigger 1302280925800 metroidmaniac: The first number that can be considered "dull" rather than "interesting" becomes interesting because of that fact. 1302293248294 cock boy: the fact we have the world at the click of the mouse and you dicks still mistake oxymorons for paradox 1302587193272 ZoMBiEJoN: watch the movie Catch 22.....or fap also one might consider sarah palin a paradox.   bet you wanna fap now.. 1302664809609 ZoMBiEJoN: also an insane person requesting an evaluation.. 1302664956308 Anonymous: a thread pyro hasn't commented on lol! 1310577751638 NorwayJunkie: The god damn universe 1310578150992 been there bangin': empowered women 1310580895959 Banshee5: Asking in front of your crowd: "who isn't raising their hand?" 1310581453430 Anonymous: going back in time to when you were like 1 hour old and killing yourself 1310602074157 froggywentacortn: Respecting Faith ! 1310604678272 MrPerspective: Many of the above are not paradoxes, merely oxymorons. Which makes this ITT paradoxal. :-P 1311620976454 MrPerspective <---- I can't believe nobody posted this one yet! Or the 9/11 one. 1311621090977 Anonymous: Do you see a fool who thinks they are wise? A fool has more hope than him/her... 1311621184965 RubberG: Re-tarded. Implying that you've been tarded once before. 1311639473375 fiveby5: house & strangelove 1311640981528 HWOOD: I know that I know nothing at all a nigger once told me.... 1311704938712 Anonymous: A practical academic. 1311707772862 Anonymous: Do not fallow this order 1311850561854 Anonymous: This statement is false 1311850572277 Captngeetch: Winona Ryder's acting in The Crucible ? 1311851710595 RubberG: I know a man who wasn't there, He wasn't there again today. 1311880931376 Ulknudel: 1. Honest Jew, 2. Kind Nigger, 3 Intellegent Christian, (in that order) 1366283123762 Bonefish: Trustworthy /b/Tard. 1366283244950 Bonefish: Trustworthy Eurotrash. 1366283325985 Bonefish: Skeptical religious fag. 1366283546244 Bonefish: Empathetic Republican. 1366283631473 bONERfISH: hetero bonefish 1366283884324 fISHbONEhOLE: compassionate liberal 1366284031694 Bonefish: ^^Brave Anon. 1366314988979 pepe64: democratic freedom 1396804440113 Anonymous: "Afrocentrism" claims that Arabs are White Devils who enslaved the nigger, yet also claim that Islam was created and run by niggers. They also say that Jesus was black, yet claim that Christianity is a "White Devil Doctrine" created to enslave the nigger Actually "Afroentrism" itself is a fucking joke. 1396938874760 k.k. knievel: ^ maybe that's because niggers are a fucking joke 1396943956165 b. goode "jewish philanthrope" 1396944182339 b. goode: speaking of jews … "HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR" 1396944303532 Anonymous: There are more Holocaust survivors than there were jews at the time, and yet six million jews were killed. Eh? 1396966532943 liplocker_code3: A chan4chan thread supporing minorities and no one contradicting. 1397156827802 Anonymous: Most of you tards don't actually understand what a "paradox" is. 1397232962730 joodadai$m Greek ὁλόκαυστος holókaustos: hólos, "whole" and kaustós, "burnt" <-> $urvivor 1397725581760 HalfMast: I can resist anything but temptation 1397949370829 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: aPPLEkACK Ardamel ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/132014/ITT:_THE_BEST_PARADOXES_WE_KNOW

Lets be Honest! - WE HAVE BEEN AT WAR FOR 209 YEARS

usa (445) , timeline (31) , history (112) , war (189) , ITT (354)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.imgur.com/m0nsn.jpg Info: JPG, 172 Kbytes (720x1044) Added by: faggit (Jun 21, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse anal85: lol amerifags 1308665109658 Greeft: War is good for business, so it's good for the U.S. 1308665483372 faggit: war is evil 1308667322373 Anonymous: At least americunt's found the think they are good at... 1308667470663 Anonymous: nah, they don't do to well in wars!! 1308667621155 Anonymous: Well, americunts sucked in World War 2 and Vietnam, but apart from that they aren't that bad. 1308667714939 Anonymous: ^3372 True... Some people make money and some people die... which group do you belong to? 1308671946437 Anonymous: america, the country born on lies wars corruption and deceit...god bless rite 1308672429186 Anonymous: and to think, the only reason your country exists is to make the brits look better. and i say that because america is playing the same games and tricks as england hundreds of years ago. america likes to act so unique but has taken a chip of the old block of their motherland england 1308672551360 Anonymous: but not even 1 war with different country in your country 1308673748266 Anonymous: no you idiot, im talking about how man is corrupt, and how men in power are even more corrupt, and how america has mastered the same corruption england invented. im not interested in you trying to justify your cunt shit 1308674621237 Furore23: War is awesome! It's what men do. 1308674956415 Anonymous: your right, its men who weild the power that need to be exterminated 1308675810928 froggywentacortn: Remember pay your Taxes .... Fools ! 1308675988203 (show all comments) Furore23: The other quarter-century is referred to as 'The Pussy Times'. 1308676894552 Greeft: Korean War: 1950 - 1953 1308687022796 Anonymous: all started by Zionist American Jews ! all payed by Random US Citizen ! 1308691427748 Greeft: All the wars ever were started by people. 1308705198921 Weed: Men with tiny dicks go to war. 1308705311600 faggit: americans do have smaller penis than england. 1308757688269 faggit: technically the revolutionary war was the birtish vs the british. Americans were not recognised as an independent country until that war was over. This also means the british won that war. SUCK IT AMERINIGGERFIGS 1308760028175 Furore23: Ameriniggerfigs! The magical fruit. 1308760980898 Anonymous: You missed the part where we were at war with the indians.. 1308763118570 Furore23: ^ Nah, curbstomp genocide doesn't really count. 1308763501765 CockAsian: Seems like a military industrial complex. 1308794289824 Anonymous: war driven economy, don't know if amera-terrorists know what to do without it 1308794767505 MrPerspective: Truth hurts, but it's the truth... 1308797506639 AZO: Go die, I'll cash the checks 1308804727823 Anonymous: Korean war, philippine war, countless proxy wars 1308892280163 Furore23: Fuck yeah undeclared illegal wars! 1308909614579 Furore23: Gotta get those antisocial psychopath survivalists out of the country somehow, and Blackwater is at your service. 1308909659251 Anonymous: alturl . com / soykk best vid 1311189839524 Anonymous: LOL everyone hates America. 1311348502740 Anonymous: Silly rabbit the cold war does not count, 162 years if you subtract still gets the point across. 1311502882641 Anonymous: Yeah. The germans were the 'bad guys.' Suckers. The whole lot of you. 1311503229156 gov'na: WW2 was the "war to end all wars" ironically since this time, the whole world has continually and gradually engaged in worldwide psychological warfare 1311888775954 Anonymous: America entered the First World War in 1917, not 1914 1311890888100 Furore23: ^ So did I but you don't hear me bitching about it. 1311936050990 Hughbie: is that all? 1311939450968 MarkosT: "I'm proud to be an American, at least we know we're right, oh, I'm proud to be an American, at least we've seen the light" RIP JMC 1311948655935 Anonymous: the way i read this, taking out the idian bs that in no way lasted from 1775 to 1916 its 174 years war free 1316011967584 Anonymous: So true, americans love war (Yes, I live in the USA) but hopful ynot all since I don't 1352267666702 Anonymous: every country in the world should declare war on the terrorists amerika 1352301023166 Anonymous: ^ nah.... we'd hate to kill all of you, then there would be nobody left for us to be better than. 1352389003456 gookheadcrusher: lump the indians into one war, no korean war, fucking retard 1358397859128 Anonymous: Not to mention smaller "interventions", occupations, "support", etc. 1364348141849 SuperiorToYou: ^ All butt hurt, inferior foreign fags. Your envy is an eternal joy... ^ 1364349403802 Anonymous: ^lol...nice try trollo...you know your country is fucked, broke and full of niggers and beaners. 1373381136465 Anonymous: Let's be totally honest, America is flat arse broke and China owns it's arse...so sucky sucky USA...love china long time... 1373394054177 Anonymous: Let's be really honest! Sometimes you have to break a few eggs to make a cliche! 1373846369899 Anonymous: You may be thinking that something this simple must be a toy. For an even additional professional update to your small business, adorn your interior window with frosted glass patterns and etched glass titles on workplace doors. t let our low prices fool you, we only offer the best. 1397426635233 Bulbasaur111919: Huh, War, that is it good for? Superglue. Try sticking cup handles back on without it hippies. 1397429053487 Anonymous: In the past 50 years there hasn't been a single time when there were less than 50 wars going on at once. 1397437138511 Anonymous: ^ 1967 1397654488546 David Ike: ^^ 2007 1397677770717 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: HotPawt Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/180072/Lets_be_Honest!_-_WE_HAVE_BEEN_AT_WAR_FOR_209_YEARS

Describe your last fart with a movie title

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LURK MOAR

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Redrocco/lurk.png Info: PNG, 18 Kbytes (800x800) Added by: Redrocco (Sep 11, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse DutchGuy: and occasionally, have a shit 1284215464908 dingleberry: yes indeed 1287991622376 FlarP: Murk Loar 1288001839598 Bongochops: Mirelorks 1288001941500 crackerkiller5: i leik mudkips, your arguement is invalid 1290229302646 AvAL: Sure. 1295735023423 AvAL: Damn it's Redrocco's. How do I delete my comment? :p 1295735049717 MrSandyNigger: open explorer, browse to C:\Windows\System32 -> Delete that folder system32. 1307348579805 N: Morlocks 1396565882643 liplocker_code3: Lurch! 1396624604924 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/149411/LURK_MOAR

Hey femanons - For how long should a guy be able to hold back cumming during sex? - Is it a total turn off if he needs to take a break every now and then?

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1304802837131.png Info: PNG, 36 Kbytes (445x400) Added by: qarorb (May 7, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: 3 sec. avg.. 5 sec. real player... 1304804272140 ticklethis: How long are the breaks? 1304804362977 ticklethis: i see no problem really... 1304804518852 Twinchlian: The true problem is that most women need a steady rythm for a while to cum - so breaking at the wrong point will fuck up her orgasm. At the same time; it takes a womans body about 20 minutes to get ready for sex so if you don't do long foreplays breaking is essential (pro tip: change positions and she won't even realize you're breaking). I have also found, on those occations that I for some reason 1304817776902 Twinchlian: was able to hold for hours, that simply time+no breaks won't do the trick. The tecnique I prefer is to give her reasonable time, but then at the first miniscule sign of boredom/dropping excitement just going for it. While fem-orgasm successrate drops; simulatnious orgasm rate goes up and you don't experience the male loss of orgasm (not ejaculation) assosiated with marathon sex. 1304817791722 Twinchlian: For future referance: Don't ask women about orgasms because, really, they don't know shit about the art. 1304818233759 pttb69: 8 Second Ride. Same As Rodeos. 1304821160945 MrPerspective: I can go on for a while after I cum, if there's no condom issue. And after the first time, I'm certain to last enough to make her climax to her heart's content... if she hasn't already! 1307166248904 Anonymous: one 1/2 second for average, 0 seconds for a player 1313400139639 BnSneky: what she look liek 1313400566753 Furore23: Foreplay, fellatio to orgasm, cunnilingus to orgasm, then it's time to RIDE. 1313404117283 Holy Fook: Easy solution. Rub one out beforehand. If you're a hardcore 2 second shooter, rub several out until your balls are drained. If you've been masturbating all day long and you still cum after 2 minutes, castrate yourself. It's the only option. 1313406372638 Anonymous:   ▲ 1313419607784 lily84: f 1313419621134 (show all comments) Anonymous:   ▲   ▲ 1313419659285 Anonymous: 4 hours, 17 minutes & 38 seconds at the very least. & yes he's a weak little virgin fag if he needs a break b4 making you blow your hatch. 1313437351280 froggywentacortn: fuck off 1313453235256 MAD NIGGERISH: ..▲ 1325709516196 MAD NIGGERISH: ▲▲ 1325709523944 Anonymous: ..▲▲▲▲▲▲▲ 1325709592965 Lickathesplit: Being the alpha dog, you're doing it wrong ! 1325714026512 Anonymous: There's such a thing as lasting too long. I was taking a medication and one of the side effects was delayed orgasm. It's not really all that fun when she cums before you do and then gets bored and wants to stop. 1325726539411 Grund1e: You are talking about sex with another person, right? 1325727344962 Quantum69: LOL holy fook wins the thread 1325727983850 Anonymous: If I wanna fuck a guy then I'm ready now...fuck me and leave...with another chick it's different...unless I'm gonna slap the bitch around for a while. 1325741767852 Lickathesplit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft-XZtoOeSw This means you waited too long.. 1325742337117 Anonymous: i like to wear a condom fuck the shit out of her. nut. then take condom off and go to town for hours with out a condom;) 1329680334544 dkenken: hi 1329683180733 Anonymous: Twinchlian is 100% correct. And as for taking to long and her getting bored, you're doing it wrong. its ok if it takes you a while, but woman can have multiple orgasms. While you get to the point for you to cum, give her multiples. 1336140862449 Anonymous: I bet HWood would have 20 orgasms before I had my first 1338847606963 Anonymous: Why hold back? Teach him to cum multiple times. 1338850507697 Anonymous: I'm like Bob Munden. I shoot from the hip and ejaculate in less than one tenth of a second. 1338862206396 Bob Munden: Bob Munden here 1338865659750 Anonymous: I say take is out and rub her outsides with it; saw it on milf hunter once 'singalong' girl really liked it. haven't seen it much though, so it's not a normal porn thing. 1339776959185 Anonymous: To Twinchlian: You know, that that you said that bit about women not know about the art, it all makes since. even a lisbian doen't have the same equipment to work with, so, they have only their own bodies with work with. not even lis toys give the same responce as being a man, so guess work is all they really can offer, except for the one you're with--then, maybe. 1339777256507 Anonymous: Fact: did you know that a female praying mantis acaully eats the head of her lover during the act, but he continues... Now that's indurance! 1339779672170 Anonymous: ^^that guy was drunk as hell when he typed that 1339804900256 The Original Spoon: What do you call those muscles that hold back orgasm? I don't know what they're called, but I know how to use them. ALL. NIGHT. LONG. Postponement FTW! 1339818281638 Arse not Ass: English take breaks for tea. 1343739752236 Smeggy: A fmale friend once whined to me about how her boyfrined was fucking then got up and exited the room, she waited then decided to go looking for him, she found him dressed and outside cleaning his magwheels. She was like WTF!! I laughed till I cried when she told me that and she was not happy with my reaction. 1344436745636 Anonymous: In my teens and twenties I could fuck for hours without coming and when I did, I could keep right on fucking. In my 30's I could fuck for 45 mins to an hour, come, rest for 20 minutes and go again. Now, at 48, I'm lucky to last ten minutes and I'm done. Of course, my wife is hideous and stinks ao that might be a factor. 1350756993504 Anonymous: "so"^ that might be a factor. 1350757096160 Anonymous: Here's a suggestion, stop banging grandpa. 1353388416759 Anonymous: Get The Fuck Out 1356303574921 Anonymous: Doesn't matter, women have to take care of their own cumming 1396434837272 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: RKB ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/175990/Hey_femanons_-_For_how_long_should_a_guy_be_able_to_hold_back_cumming_during_sex ?_-_Is_it_a_total_turn_off_if_he_needs_to_take_a_break_every_now_and_then?

REPLACE A WORD IN A BAND NAME WITH "RAPE"

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I win. peace out. 1276890735937 WTFisjuice: system of a rape 1276894537974 Anonymous: Rape Of God 1276898844628 bababa19: sum rape 1276918276593 Anonymous: Rape Against the Machine, Rapeiohead, Rape Orchestra, Rape Fighters 1277211494423 unicr0n: notorious r a p e 1277211743562 Anonymous: A Rape to Remember 1277225644356 Anonymous: Rejpklok 1277228681612 Anonymous: system of a rape, rapenem, 50 rape, blink rape, elton rape, black eyed rape, lady rape, rapeboys, rape Z, beach rape 1277231638769 Anonymous: Rapeknot 1277287874968 Anonymous: Rape-ing Pool 1277287892258 anown: My Chemical Rape 1277298422992 Anonymous: I raped a bear once 1277399959651 Anonymous: Red Hot Chilli Rapers 1277583605616 Anonymous: Love that chicken from RAPEyeys 1277587591836 Grave: Burning Rape 1277587843267 Anonymous: ^gangraped by a bunch of black dudes 1277588181371 yeti.machete.: backstreet rape 1277591371284 ThelemicMage: The Grateful Rape 1277596494196 Anonymous: escape the rape 1277596605340 Anonymous: ^fag 1277597412127 CerealKiller: Rape Zombie, Rapeltura, Insane Rape Posse, Barenaked Rapists, Rape's Addiction, Rape In Chains, Marilyn Rapeson, Audiorape, The Rape Stripes, The Rolling Rapes, Rape Floyd, The Rapeful Dead, Rape Zeppelin, Megarape, Raped Sevenfold, Cradle of Rape, The Rape-Eyed Peas, The Rape Pistols, Raped For My Valentine, The Birthday Rape, The Rape Shop Boys, Boy Rape and the Culture Club 1277788216117 Olfart: KC and the Rape Band 1277792737826 GoryGames: Rapestein 1277793409995 PUSSYSLAYER: CASH RAPE YUNG RAPE THE RAPE JOHN RAPE KILLA RAPE KOOL G RAPE 1277794229130 Grave: I Raped My Friends On Fire 1277795638296 Anonymous: Rape Crue. 1277795709383 slikwilly: Rapey Cyrus 1277797326729 duckky: a day to rape 1277815317337 TwoFaced: Rotterdam Rape Corps, Rape Activities, Neorape, DJ Rape, Rape Maniax, Rapelotion, The Darkraper, Raperfist, 3 Rapes Ahead, Lady Rape, Bass-D & King Rape, Rapefish, and of course The Rape Guys 1277845867512 Anonymous: rape amarth, children of rape, finnrape /rapetroll, rapestorm, raped leppard, them crooked rapists, 4chan 1277847091780 Clownichter: Rape park 1277912823196 Cliptoe: Rape Floyd 1277915938125 Grave: deep rape 1277918150942 Anonymous: Rape Jam 1277936111746 Anonymous: Kid Rape, Rape Game, Bubba Rape, Kings of Rape 1277951807682 cok: rape party 1277951982360 fap: kid rape 1277969461846 Anonymous: Silverrape 1277971825313 the7rafe7: rape brothers 1277977048780 the7rafe7: puddle of rape, rape park, rape zombie, rotting rape, the lonely rape 1277977173958 Anonymous: five finger death rape 1278014859922 Anonymous: raping Bejamin 1278035786373 Anonymous: Insane Clown Rape 1278042211811 Anonymous: Rape ya Dead Homie 1278042639559 GoryGames: Wildecker Rape Buben 1278051482563 Anonymous: The rape boys 1278078536251 Anonymous: The rape trap 1278081219320 Anonymous: rape theater 1278113092618 Anonymous: Huey Lewis and the Rape 1278113347448 RalphGoldenmouth: Black Rape; Full Rape Five; Deep Rape; The Rapes; Rape OD; Rape Biscuits; Chain of Rape; Electric Rape Muffin; Rapespot 1278114142226 Anonymous: Rape Top. Rape Straits. Rape in Chains. Rape Fighters. Rape Priest. Death Rape for Cutie. Jimmy Rape World 1278142466290 Anonymous: Rape Hotel 1278145788665 gonz: 30 seconds to rape 1278169362171 Anonymous: McRape 1278171787508 Anonymous: insane rape posse 1278222690462 GhostNinja: Rape the Elephant (Cage the Elephant) 1278223424594 Anonymous: Modest Rape 1278240003199 slikwilly: Rape Jackson 1278241860236 Anonymous: rapewish 1278248438387 beepb00p: Be_/_Cuz white man stole technolgy and science from Black Man in Africa and gave it to the jews. if we will give tha science back to he Black Man then Muslims will bee peacefull and jews can be Hollow costed 4 peace 1278248496251 Anonymous: nine inch rapes, rapehead, 65daysofrape, rapeannah montana, a perfect rape, five finger rape punch, slipkrape, aerorape, ARI (a rape inside), arch rapenemy, black rape society, matt rape, rapezzy osbourne, cradle of rape, machine rape, mindless rape indulgence... oh boy, i could go on FOREVAH 1278361264434 KIRA: RapeDesires...a cool site i'm member of... 1278372815261 Anonymous: The Jonas Rapists? 1278379783462 cybersinner: Three Rape Grace 1278381581340 Anonymous: Motörrape 1278406746630 the7rafe7: ^^ three days raped 1278905478806 Anonymous: ^three gays raped 1278919816713 Anonymous: How bout rape a book ... Get write. 1278999696675 Anonymous: Or even... Write a book , ... Getz rapededdided. 1278999780680 Anonymous: My Chemical Rape, My Rape Romance, As Rape Runs Black, 1279006760714 Anonymous: Rapeiohead 1279039541184 Anonymous: oke i did, OH WAIT, YOU MEAN ITT ? 1279043919621 Anonymous: Rape force 5 1279087768596 Anonymous: Rape O))) 1279088431781 AnonymousWoman: Good Rape 1279130944515 Anonymous: Rape and Roses 1279162782106 Anonymous: Dir en Rape 1279214558230 Anonymous: megarape 1279231816492 Anonymous: the kings of rape 1279263659163 Anonymous: Alien Rape Fiend, Rape Berzerk, BabyRape, Rape cage, Rape Twins, Dead Can Rape, Lords of Rape, Love & Rape, Rape Colony, Porcupine Rape, Rape Pitchfork, Snake Rape Conspiracy 1279264964767 Fatjesus85: Rape park or likin rape 1279439613998 Anonymous: rape me - nirvana. oops 1279620084790 Anonymous: DJ RAPESTAR 1279665047843 Anonymous: Rape On The Dancefloor 1279665978502 Anonymous: Rape At The Disco, Three Days Rape, The Bloodhound Rape, Camp Rape Yourself, 1279867803894 Anonymous: Kellogg's Raisin Rape 1279899230431 Anonymous: a different kind of rape, the rape scene,the black dahlia rape, born or rape, eternal rape, job for a rape-ist, heaven shall rape, rapewhitneydead, the red rape, rape the wound, through the eyes of the raped, rape you next tuesday, knights of the rape, between the raped and me, bring the the rape, rape of dead children, rape against 1279902293110 Anonymous: Rape this city 1279902482345 Anonymous: Anti-Rape, Rapes gone bad, Every time i rape, irapedabearonce, the all american rape, the unrape-ables,, 1279902778229 Anonymous: god damn this is a great thread.. 1279910401323 Nickeh43: Rape Starship 1279912029219 LoadRunner: The Presidents of the United Rapes of America 1279912325989 Anonymous: Burger Rape 1284085234308 Anonymous: Rape Against (rise Against) fffuuuu D: 1396302665255 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/126019/REPLACE_A_WORD_IN_A_BAND_NAME_WITH_"RAPE"

I ABANDON MY KIDS TO FIGHT FOR THE KIKES

soldier (57) , child (38) , photo (1862) , jew (197) , israel (75) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1320688854084.jpg Info: JPG, 31 Kbytes (400x265) Added by: Anonymous (Nov 7, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse MegaShit: And Haliburton, don't forget Haliburton! 1320689679848 AZO: Fucking fool 1320707999403 Epic Win: He believes that he is fighting for those who cannot fight for themselves. He is a pawn in the politician's game of money mongering! 1320826686322 Anonymous: so many of our brave soldiers have died in iraq and afghanistan defending israel. and the mighty jewish lobbyists are already planning our next bloody war for israel - against iran. 1322150301543 insidejob: ^ very true. 1322174654711 NorwayJunkie: Stupid fucks think it's honor in being a soldier, killing/getting killed for some retarded religion shit 1322175438876 PGTHT: ^ judaism is so much more than a religion. their international clannishness and favoritism makes them stronger than any other religion, race or people. 1322180294569 Anonymous: when will they wake up!? 1330290475828 Anonymous: sooo true 1330384886848 Anonymous: bump 1330384958329 Anonymous: fuck the new world order, fuck the zionists, fuck the jewish lobby 1330384994695 Anonymous: America = Slave of Zionists 1330390210121 Anonymous: This really hits the nail on the head. 1543 - so true 1330424725766 BnSneky: hahahaha 1330428715715 (show all comments) klabusterberry: at least they pay you, allah wants his followers to blow up... 1330428766819 Anonymous: you had the chance to vote Ron Paul and stop this shit, but the majority of americunts is brainwashed by zionist Media... 1330454914664 Anonymous: jews been in control of america since ever. balfour declaration made them join ww1, they started ww2 single handed, sank the uss liberty and machine gunned the lifeboats and its whitewashed from history as if it never happened. blew up marines in lebanon and 9-11 1330461818350 Anonymous: ^ very true, sadly. 1330465385312 Anonymous: If you hate Ron Paul, vote for him: if he wins the elections, he will be assassinated in less than a year (guaranteed). 1330465933337 Anonymous: Detroit niggers are sooooooo fucking stupid! 1330551211992 Anonymous: All sand niggers must die! 1330551236183 Anonymous: ^homosex 1330562690949 Anonymous: If moral values and humanity have any hope, we need to exterminate the lying, greedy, evil jew scum, followed by the inferior, violent, lazy niggers and fanatic worthless muslim sand niggers 1330575704208 Anonymous: Thanks for fighting for us Jews !!!! - Bernie Madoff 1330578946827 Anonymous: No... You fight because you joined the army... Americunt. 1330739193830 Anonymous: Fuck the Jewish Rothschild Mafia 1330813190153 Anonymous: Exterminate the kikes now 1330827430316 AntiZOG: The AIPAC zionists control the congress, and they're preparing war on Iran. They don't even make a secret of it. If they succeed, the expenses will tie up US tax money for "defense" for decades. 1331287334443 JosefFritzl: Yeah the same kykes in your own land ROFL. Jews really fuck america with the help of their pet niggers. LOLOLOLOL 1331508587557 Anonymous: Let the kikes fight their own wars. They're a lying, corrupting, worthless, ugly, subhuman race anyways. Let's support Iran so that we can exterminate the kikes once and for all, They have been corrupting every white civilization for a long time. The "fed" monopoly money. "central" mickey mouse banks, you name it, same worthless kike garbage. 1331515636784 MMXII: ^^ josef, what's so funny? NOT ONE western country dares to stand up against the trollocaust tyranny of the jews. we rather laugh about each other's problems with kikes, immigrants etc instead of acting united. that's exactly why we're easy prey for the jewish vultures and their game of divide and rule. 1331540563721 Anonymous: CORRECT !!! 1331648079226 UbinBUSHwhacked: Well if any of you Libtards new whatthe UN's P2P was, you'd know why western nations go into other countries. So where is all the oil America was dupposedly stealing from Iraq? Probably on your sphincters. 1332670980182 Anonymous: lmao 1332735781724 SUBHUMAN JEW: fucking right !! but bombing allah out of every islamist inferior fuck is great too !!!! 1332811337340 Cunt81: I have nothing against Jews, it's the ragheads and niggers that need to be exterminated. 1332812546322 Anonymous: ^and the jews. The jews are the cause of all wars and will cause WW3 this year; time to pull the plug on those filthy subhuman animal jews. 1332816600561 pepe64: If we nuke Saudi Arabia, we won't have to fight wars anymore for a couple of centuries.Nuke Saudi Arabia!! 1338590210521 Anonymous: where's our next hitler? I've had it with these jews starting wars and not fighting them.. 1338647187267 Anonymous: nuke israel and hunt down all subhuman animal jews everywhere 1338689734874 Anonymous: kikes waiting for either romney to win or obama to yield to the jewish lobbyists' pressure. 1346838827550 Anonymous: idiots. it is not the jew, not the nigger, not the sand nigger, not the muslim, not the christian,not the puritan that is the problem. it is powerful interest groups that shape the world to their benefit using our fears and ignorance of afforementioned groups and more without facing enough resistance of the freedom seeking sane people. 1346840905599 Anonymous: fight for freedom and democracy; fight ignorance,warmongering and power concentration ! 1346841043308 Vitali187: why America ? 1353224689387 Joker0137: thats so nice it makes me not want to give a shit 1360546101937 Anonymous: fuck the goddamn kikies! 1360680300472 Munchdog: Israel didn't have muslim jihadists fly into their buildings or top secret headquarters, but we're fighting for them? You disrespect every Warfighter out there, They are defending and avenging America! 1360740025285 Capeta: Jews did 9/11 1360740105392 Anonymous: ...then accept that mt country does NOTHING while a bunch of religious fundamentalists protest and throw vile insults at my funeral 1360969895879 Anonymous: You abandon your kids to fight muslims. Get it right. 1393264687498 Anonymous: ^ ... to fight muslims in countries that are suspiciously close to israel and coincidentally far away from u.s. soil ... ^ get it right, too. dude 1393268750607 Anonymous: let the kikes fight their own wars. Fucking animal kikes need to get exterminated together with the fucking muslims. 1393382632932 Anoman: You abandoned your kids... because you're a retarded redneck that's too stupid and poor for any proper education. So you joined the armed forces. And maybe even... you're just too retarded to understand that there is NO compulsory military service currently. 1393385517493 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: pepe64 cantfaptothis JosefFritzl ) , hated by 1 (last: UriAr ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/194181/I_ABANDON_MY_KIDS_TO_FIGHT_FOR_THE_KIKES

IF YOU MAKE UNDER $200,000 THEN HEALTHCARE REFORM DOES NOT AFFECT YOU NEGATIVELY.

usa (445) , politics (128) , itt (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1269227269209.jpg Info: JPG, 48 Kbytes (683x412) Added by: aanonanon (Mar 22, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse robohitler: it shouldn't effect anybody negatively, way to keep class warfare going 1269263577776 Anonymous: you poor rich people... boohoo 1269270178407 Anonymous: God damn it! The less well off gets all the breaks! 1269272051342 c4caddict: me and my wife make a combined 32000 a year and we do just fine with that, if you make 200000 a yeah fuck you you rich bastard i wouldnt know what to do with that kinda money donate a ton and stop bitching about oh my taxes you have more then you fucking need! 1269272410308 $ucce$$2exce$$: ^Sorry you lost & lack ambition.Success is like fine wine, until you have a taste of it, you know not how it tastes. & its GOOD. enjoy the bus. 1269274601106 dodgeboy: disinfo agent ^ fuck off bankster gangster , succes is eaasy when its rigged , once again fuck off g-man 1269302490653 pocket: 1106... lol all that money and trolligagging c4c? yeah, right. If you are in an environment of success, you still live with your mom & dad. 1269302802216 KarmaPickles: Force me to have health insurance I couldn't afford before. Send me to jail for not being able to afford it. The poor will be prosecuted for being poor right before the rich will be eaten and shit. 1269303225857 George: dodgeboy & pocket, So everyone on this site is a fiscal loser? it's a BIG world fellas. Civil Engineer is a great career. 1269343712109 Anonymous: ^ Well, great job, Faggot! I'm a millionare to and come here and comment and shit also, faggot. 1269344619157 Hughbie: ^highly unlikely...and more so that you would comment like a 12 year old. 1269841964380 iprobablyhateyou: if i made this kind of money i sure as hell wouldn't donate a penny of it, c4caddict 1269872506419 killzMinuz9: ^but i am sure you accept anything anybody is willing to give you 1269873823514 killzMinuz9: its part of the social compact, that we participate positively in society if you want to go solo, try not to use the roads and other services everybody else has paid for, better yet i think the arctic and the moon are still up for grabs 1269873938351 (show all comments) pocket: civil engineers get trolled easily. 1269885649730 Anonymous: who gives a fuck, we all die in the end. Who cares what wood is in your coffin, oak rots just as well as pine... 1270425701572 nameless: it is somewhat shitty that someone would be forced to have healthcare when for the past 12 years they havent had any sort of insurance or that want or need for it. oh well. 1270478958939 Samps: So as long as I don't aspire to be financially successful, I can still exist in this country? 1270481595840 Anonymous: boohoo... poor rich guy's. i'm rather poor than such a dickhead. 1275321374573 aNON: fuck the rich people give the poor what they need! 1291074983613 Lickathesplit: Sorry to say, but no well thinking country understands the USA in this matter, i live in the Netherlands, pay 104 € a month, plus 150 a year own risk. i am temporary on well fare, medical and rent are subsidiced, total a month, 800 + 250 = 1.050 € incoming, what is up with you people ?? 1291077609754 Hitman 47: All these dumbasses who don't like Socialized Medicine don't want it because they're a bunch of fucking rednecks who think it's for Comies. That's the only reason they don't want it. 1291090438678 anon: um, that's bullshit unless you're too stupid to look at the money coming out of your check 1291090786428 al: Lowlife nigger welfare cheats and illegal aliens deserve the same quality of health care as rich people, on the other hand, you deserve what you can afford, after you pay for theirs. Obamacare, isn't it wonderful. 1291091333271 Anonymous: I earn more than 200K (just) and I have the best healthcare in the world. All you lazy, under-achieving fucks should work harder at getting on in life to pay your own medical cover rather than expecting me to pay for your healthcare! For those of us who work hard and earn commensurately high wages have higher life expectancy and are healthier than any European with socialized healthcare. 1291114521719 IAKSAKKAK: hooray 1291116792917 Anonymous: I make less than 200k and my health insurance went up about 40% so you sir are full of shit 1292369610912 Anonymous: Like fuck it doesn't affect me. I'm losing my work group coverage for Medicaid as soon as it's legal for my work to do so. 1292379133443 Anonymous: My parents medicare supplement insurance is going up from $35 to $140 a month. When dad complained, he was told by the company rep that it was because of Obamacare 1292379760275 Anonymouse: dammit. i make $200001 a year, im fucked 1292402420418 Brainless-M'Baata: Any proof of this claim? I think it's just liberal/marxist BS to make the white people to be forced to give money to welfare-mooching niggers. 1292403667170 Anonymous: 1719: gtfo Bill Gates! 1292462806184 From the C-ment Pond: IT'S TRUE! I DONE SAW'D IT ON THE FOX NEEEWZ! 1292463520614 blackal: Hey, nobody here is stopping the niggers, and other welfare cheats. that they have to stay here. They can all load up and go to the Netherlands, and live the good life. I think Americans should have to work for a living. I also think we should be able to keep the benefits of our labor. 1292464655241 Anonymous: 1292469139171 ElCapitan: don't make fun of my FOX NOOZ. U can't learn me no facts b/c Jesuz luvs News Corp 1292472074344 Anonymous: Its all Bullshit and you are all gonna get fucked. What happens when their are more recievers than Providers? Oh wait 1292472169659 aNON: POWER TO THE PROLETARIATE! 1292864376692 Anonymous: haha i make $450000 a year ^_^ fuck you poor people 1293108040714 Anonymous 1293457889487 Anonymous: Those are the folks that hold my meds hostage! 1293458813311 Anonymous: Conservatives just need to be killed like bugs.............. 1294126366107 Lickathesplit: I was working, on a free day i was walking past a school, a Marrocan sold drugs to children, i said : GTFO, next thing, knife and fight for my life, fucker wasn't strong enough so i wrestled the knife of him and stabbed him about 7,8, times according to the policerapport. I was put in jail for attempt to kill ( manslaughter ? ) and was spoken free by the judge for extreem selfdefence, t.b.c. 1294129336790 Lickathesplit: i was 104 days in jail which they compensated with 7.495 €, he didn't do one day, it took me a full 1,5 year to recover from the fight & jail trauma, nightmares and foreigner hate, couldn't work, lost my job...just saying that i'm not freeloading.. The points that some of you make is bullshit. Your social security system sucks. t.b.c. 1294129742321 Anonymous: .--- . .-- ... -.. .. -.. ----. -..-. .---- .---- .-.-.- 1294129927588 Lickathesplit: I worked all my life, it is for unexpected circumstances that you work for your social security, a soldier with ptss gets fuck all in your "great" country, you have no consideration for the weak or less able, who make up a large part of your own family, but keep on going, you seem to have a grip on things, don't you ? We all can see that on the news... 1294130254634 DerBingle: Government can have my malignant tumor when they pry it from my cold dead intellectual failure of a body! 1297014190176 Anonymous: If you're not an unemployed lardarse, it doesn't affect you positively 1305172699214 niggapleaz: OBAMACARE IZ DA BESS TING SINCE COMMUNAZIIM 1305174636461 gov'na: illegal tax is passed by legislation to take money and it was the reason for revolution in 1776 1305666244574 Eurofaggot: USA is broke on 02. Aug.2011 I'm looking forward ! 1305669527555 Anonymous: Republican Mantra- Pro-life except when it comes to Health Care. 1315492021932 HWood: Obama is bankrupting this country any way he can... 1315502816911 Brenster: to all of you poor whining liberals . do you know why some are richer and more successful than you .. because they are smarter and have worked harder . PERIOD . 1352609364129 NonComposMentis: ^+1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEONE 1352609391264 InternetH8Machine: THEY HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOM! Oh, wait...wrong thread 1352655118282 GetSoMEFAct: OBAMACARE = financial control and tracking. 26 years covered on your insurance plans but not your parents? Job BIll/Farm bill removes SEC oversight from IPO's. Anyone else read the details, or just watch fox and CNN? 1352663092584 huck1944: if you really beleive that, i have a bridge that you ar just have buy 1352742860546 TomShark: Actually, it will affect those who earn less than $200K. If someone is employed, their company will be impacted...period. If the company chooses to do so, it can cancel everyone's health coverage and pay the fine. That will force the employees onto a Government plan...see how well the government runs all its other businesses? 1352755648329 Bonefish: Under 200,000 grand? Everyone here then. 1352756484313 gypsygreen: Thats like 90% of the population in us 1367029334821 Anonymous: Being progressive means you get to make up the truth as you go along. 1367030058678 Anonymous: And they have managed to drive up the cost of healthcare. Thank you, Obama! 1367030274837 Anonymous: A lot of people I know just got dropped to part-time because the companies couldn't afford to pay health care benefits under the new laws, and I know 2 small companies shutting down and blaming it on Obamacare 1380516327294 fiveby5: whoever posted this (i can read above, but don't care to) can bite my shiny metal ass. 1380518928302 Anonymous: Obamacare whether they like it or not. No returns, no refunds but lots of price increases and service cuts. 1380520653601 Chanonymous: If you make over $200,000 then being ugly does not affect you negatively. 1392556178692 Anoman: Yanks don't care. They are too stupid to care. They like shooting themselves in the foot. 1392580188854 Anonymous: republicans tell them health reform is communism, and they all shit it. my cousin went to ohio recently- said americans are scared of EVERYTHING. very bizzare place, he says 1392646981936 Anonymous: The American company I work for is headquartered in Lichtenstein...no taxes, no worries, no BOBAMMA...100% health plan paid by the boss for all 156 of us...eat shit Obama 1392932102777 Anonymous: Embrace the suck. liberals. You earned it. Sad thing is, these idiots won’t learn from their mistakes. They’ll demand more government action to fix the problems that government action created. 1392934547349 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: bulbasaur111919 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/104176/IF_YOU_MAKE_UNDER_$200,000_THEN_HEALTHCARE_REFORM_DOES_NOT_AFFECT_YOU_NEGATIVELY .

RUMORS ARE CARRIED BY HATERS, SPREAD BY FOOLS, & ACCEPTED BY IDIOTS.

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/djh123/rumors.jpg Info: JPG, 205 Kbytes (508x700) Added by: djh123 (Oct 22, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Why you no buy a shirt? 1319262158284 chumpno1: & posted by retards 1319263805308 Anonymous: Why so mean to djh123? 1319263956689 mischievious: loooooooooooooooooooooool hahaha 1319263998913 chumpno1: ^^ that is a rumour you just posted. like i said, Rumors are posted by retards. comprehend much? 1319264485771 Anonymous: and commented by half-niggers 1319264565475 Anonymous: Aaah. The Fox News credo. 1319264683859 Anonymous: NEW RULE: NO BEING MEAN/TROLLING DJH123. PPPPPPFFFFFFFAGGOTS 1319266043519 mischievious: ^ no one is trolling anybody.. but im sure fing will add your rule to /info 1319267172315 Flarp: lol. What's the matter witth all you crazy mother fuckers? Did you spam the owl?! Y'all done went out ya minds! 1319267276900 djh123: trollers gonna troll :D try harder niggerfags :D xoxo 1319270142223 Quantum69: why so hate much niggerfags? 1319283799912 Anonymous: Fox News 1319300394851 Anonymous 1319300817103 (show all comments) Lickathesplit: Hey, don't speak ill over gossip, it is a very social and equal traded bonus part of a conversation. You form opinions and conclusions over the persons you gossip about and compare them with others. I couldn't do without them to be honest, so back the fuck off.. 1319354821924 Anonymous: So have you heard anything? 1319372076664 AZO: hurting new fags 1319375345994 chumpno1 1319783314259 Anonymous: damn i cant quite look up if that guy is collecting welfare or not 1325430476630 Moongrim: I've heard that Obama is a Muslim Socialist Anti-christ! 1325434441204 Anonymous: and a republican democratic jew cannibalist at that too 1325434496633 Arse Not Ass: So are bullets. 1343825415762 Anonymous: rumors must be the new AIDS 1360028773649 Anonymous: so are shoes 1360054354955 coop: mischievious..."spam the owl"!you retarded cunt! make some fuckin sense you thick fuck! 1360095898487 eyedol: ^OK put down the crack pipe son 1360095998726 pepe64: I've heard Obama is giving the muslim brotherhood F16 1360096838555 Anonymous: Just replace 'rumors' to religions 1360191208451 Anonymous: ^ yes true and just replace your mom with dog shit with lip stick on it. no one will notice. 1360227461658 Ciajbojj: Ciajbojj 1391017466675 Anonymous: For the miscreants on the left, hearing the truth is hate speech or sabotage. 1391023599850 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Redrocco ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/192302/RUMORS_ARE_CARRIED_BY_HATERS,_SPREAD_BY_FOOLS,_&_ACCEPTED_BY_IDIOTS.

ITT: Everything a newfag should know

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1275628527685.png Info: PNG, 6 Kbytes (394x185) Added by: Anonymous (Jun 4, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Alt +F4 1275629633864 Anonymous: how to make a triforce. 1275630273317 Furore23: Don't do it, newfag! 1275651682531 the7rafe7: ^ god damn it dude you ruined the whole fucking post.. 1275660310326 cybersinner: Deleting C:/WINDOWS/system32 will make your comp hella fast. 1275676596753 cybersinner: The fastest way to reformat a hard drive is to run a magnet in a straight line from the center of the platter to the outside edge at least 7 times, ten is better. 1275679659732 Anonymous: The van cannot find you if you are behind 7 proxies. 1275683471359 balder: how to respont with images! 1275683772220 Anonymous: dont be a newfag 1275690936115 cybersinner: That they are newfags. 1275695796468 cybersinner: ITT=In This Thread, MOAR=More, CP=An inside joke, Moot=Our Illustrious Leader, Triforce=Something You can't do, The Game=Everybody plays it, you just lost it...so did I and everyone else who reads this, ANONYMOUS=The massive, nameless, faceless, all-powerful Gods of the Internets, Furries=Animal Sex Freaks, Fags=The inhabitants of 4chan. 1275698003484 Anonymous: my recipe for lobster newburg 1275699569375 Anonymous: ^om nom nom...jewish lobster 1275699904599 Anonymous: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER 1275715014657 (show all comments) Anonymous: how to celebrate diversity 1275715126640 Cheesecake: cybersinner - lmao - true on most levels - triforce doesnt exist - loser game - and no , to answer ur next question 1275753186921 cybersinner: ^I lul'd. 1275755595672 Anonymous: your ssn wordfilters to all X's. llike so XXX-XX-XXXX 1281328507603 Anonymous: XXX-XX-XXXX 1281328528908 AmorousDonkey: XXX-XX-XXXX cool 1281328864964 Jesus: 000-00-0001....aww shit. It didnt work..... 1282077977600 atJesus: hehehehe XD 1282078461286 fag: XXX-XX-XXXX k 1282080543481 Ghostkey: Rules 31 + 34 1282241064439 Leashedhate: STFU and GTFO. 1288469972238 Anonymous: STAY AWAY FROM Yu_liek_picturez.........he will touch your peepee 1288471661397 Homoerectus: OH MUH LAWDY SHO WOOD LYKE ME A BUKKET OF KFC 1289273946270 MrSandynigger: Delete system32 1293871293228 Lickathesplit: STFU= Stuff you ? lul'd= laugh at u loud? LMAO= lame-o ? GTFO= get to fuck Obama ? troll= through ridiculising others lets laugh? oldfag= stop loving women ?hmm, i have enough questions.. 1293872157675 Lickathesplit: More srzly though, i posted threads, why do they stay in fresh mode, and for how long ? I can delete a thread, and have done it 'cause according to Pancake i reloaded the fucker, but can i move a thread to random archive ? 1293873050554 Anonymous: USE GOOGLE SEARCH INSTEAD OF ASKING QUESTIONS! 1293881479917 protonX80: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1293887948848 Anonymous: That next link may lead to the FBI! Be careful out there! 1293890574361 MrSandynigger:   ▲ 1294026420207 MrSandynigger: ▲ ▲ 1294026437925 lily84: f 1294026437418 DarkAidan: Lily, you have failed in stopping the making of the triforce. 1294026507219 Pyro: CTRL W 1294027240659 Anonymous: ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▲ 1294033000776 AvAL: :p 1294033022562 Burrgeezy: pie is not square, it's round. 1294033026198 Anonymous:     ▲ 1294090109801 AvAL: i am slow.. 1294090133851 Anonymous:   ▲ ▲ 1294090186995 Kil0Bite: i like trannies, unemployed, bad neck problems, i'm your pet jew, i love cartoons, have no friends IRL 1294090217519 AvAL: ^^^success lol. 1294090242199 Greeft: Here you go ====> http://tinyurl.com/39uf859 1294093780525 Greeft: ^I think the top result will sort you out. 1294093860538 GigaPenny: party van. 1294140942141 danielsimba: bla bla bla 1294343767522 loadrunner: cheeze pizza 1294343850919 Cunt81: ▲▲ 1295159270976 avaL:   ▲. 1295159337479 djh123: banshee5 will rape you. stay away. :D 1312971599143 Banshee5: ^Will you be my secretary and say this on every pic? k thx bai 1312971702869 djh123: ^yep^ ;) 1312971738403 Anonymous: How to shot web 1355811291487 eyedol: pressing alt + f4 starts a tetris minigame easter egg 1358621559467 cybersinner: If you are female and in need of assistance, always remember Tits or GTFO...this also applies if you want to talk about something, want attention, or want anyone to give a single fuck. 1360780398188 Anonymous: ignore pathetic superiority of red names- who seem to think that picking a name and password makes their comments mor improtant than yours 1360789712936 Anonymous: ^ i spelled "more" & "important" incorrectly 1360789777698 Queefly: Rednames > Anonfags. 1360792177904 NSMAnonymous: Somehow I agree with Queefly, but that's not the whole thruth. I am anon now, but register and taking a name doesn't make me a bit less anon. No one would know me any better. Therefore I can as well stay black-name, unregistered anon. 1360792702645 Anonymous: No stalking unless you're a bunch of celery. 1374375292295 liplocker_code3: Nobody cares. 1376851599650 Anonymous: rednames are anonfags....just like everyone else 1376924989883 Anonymous: Don't ask don't tell. 1377000355831 liplocker_code3: Bullshit come in piles. 1390087112770 Name: Comment: [ Like |