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Life Instructions: Have fun, Do not hurt people, Do not accept defeat, Strive to be happy
Life instructions

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Anonymous: why did the guy hang himself in the last picture?1250597930498
Sinonymous: he found happyness1250599804577
randyvanburen: HE came lol1250604248840
Anonymous: Do not accept defeat? What the fuck.1250896519533
DutchGuy: by any means necessary.1250950978920
Pyro: i see nothing prohibiting weed...I can do the first and last steps1251080376970
jackfrosty: These seem to be instructions for gaity... Do not want.1251098059840
Furore23: ^ Closet.1277308510629
Limerick: I take issue with the second instruction. Furore, why the fuck are you always above me?1277370527705
Anonymous: ^ In every relationship, there is a dominant and a submissive.1277386515117
Grave: ^^GTFO.1277386598790
Flarp: Yeah, do not accept defeat. Because, defeat is an innevitability. And, if you accept it, you wont be able to get any good shots in before it devours you whole.1277604874693
Anti-PC Hero: This "Do not hurt people" sounds gay.1284897799892
Limerick: Must I really not hurt people?1286351036702
 
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Make your own Maple syrup
Maple syrup howto instructions

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maple (1) , syrup (6) , howto (118) , instructions (14)

Redrocco: sweet1270861162864
Oneofus: Love the stuff.1271061191129
the7rafe7: its also great lube1271076852183
Anonymous: ^ it's fuckin sticky! ^1271710994683
DropkickMurphy: or I could go to any store and buy it for a dollar.1271717000801
Warg: Good to know.1271722442527
Anonymous: stick your dick in it1271736692158
Naylor: ^Fag1295746188644
rock: cook banana with bacon (in same pan)roll into pancake apply maple syrup..1295748444121
rock: fresh coffee and ..ahem "herbs"..how god wanted us to spend sunday mornings..1295748636339
Canucklehead: Can't get the good stuff for a buck only that shitty aunt jamamy crap.1302290981748
MAELSTHUR: finally1302293244240
Anonymous: http://cs10391.vkontakte.ru/u11051555/48435816/x_90d3b88e.jpg1303039344657
BnSneky: make pancakes1303040963871
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/109335/Make_your_own_Maple_syrup




Helicopter blood instructions
Helicopter blood instructions

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helicopter (23) , blood (159) , instructions (14)

Lickathesplit: wtf ?1317904399234
Furore23: I don't understand, why didn't the photographer help before it was too late?1317910359908
NorwayJunkie: This guy was a fuck1317998494734
Anonymous: lol1318000985761
FUCKING METAL: dum1318059517998
Anonymous: anyhow directed to demonstration life fortitudes1318068122644
Anonymous: LOL fukken win!!!!1319895576217

Anonymous
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The Original Spoon: i like that dude's beard1319919082373
m4k3k3: henious!1319922465575
kirbylore: "step 10: cement landing gear to the bottom of body" picture is relevant1320479598143
MegaShit: roflcopter1320495273816
Anonymous: period1429597056730
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Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/190320/Helicopter_blood_instructions




Hoisting the bridge beams... - Raising the King Posts... - Brace-beams are added, the temporary brace is knocked down... and.. except for he floor, the bridge is up!
Howto instructions bridge drawing hi-res

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howto (118) , instructions (14) , bridge (63) , drawing (168) , hi-res (738)

Anonymous: awesomeeee1271970549562
Furore23: This is so out of place it's almost funny. MOAR.1278352456657
Redrocco: what's so out of place about it? you should know c4c loves infographics and how too stuff1294435549461
chrud: this werks! i just built my first bridge!1294528564152
Anonymous: Out of place, now I know how to get my "bridge" up1295197325946
Snork: You need a bridge to get over the gap1295198152186
Naylor: One of the many things that man acomplished and women did not.1295746475252
sumdumfuk: or niggers^1295773817261
StormTrooper: 100 Internets to anyone who knows the original artist. I know. Do you? XD1295798254585
Anonymous: Niggers never did figure out how to do something like this. The simple wheel has them stumped.1295798611877
Anonymous: now you can hang black folk from the bridge. lol . win!1296679359704
vengance: I'm going to actually do this,because I had a syream I was wondering how to make a good crossing for1296685554169
Bunglicker: Love this! Way back then people did great things the best they knew. Wouldn't want to live back then but, I take heart from human ingenuity.1335662971109
RubberG: Erection time! Good old wood!1335698094985
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/106038/Hoisting_the_bridge_beams..._-_Raising_the_King_Posts..._-_Brace-beams_are_added,_the_temporary_brace_is_knocked_down..._and.._except_for_he_floor,_the_bridge_is_up!




Fire instructions
Fire instructions

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fire (255) , instructions (14)

Anonymous: you can always count on your colleagues in case of fire.1249837200842
TASTYbacon: LULZ1260536234577
Spermany: WWE is 4-REAL!!!1260541950234
Anonymous: i see wat u did der1267029544115
Gusthavo: Winner is Goro Daimon!1272980954933
Redrocco: 1272981343653
Pyro: OFF THE TOP ROAPS1276552924466
Grave: f yeah!1276553162803
ElCapitan: oldie but a goodie1276564139706
Hughbie: cheap shot....but still a winner...1377700340694
Anonymous: So much win.1377754317588
darkstan: LOL1391739342766
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Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/39169/Fire_instructions




INTERNET OPERATIONING INSTRUCTION
Internet instructions engrish china hotel fail

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internet (173) , instructions (14) , engrish (7) , china (89) , hotel (22) , fail (639)

MrPerspective: Clear as crystal meth.1313545108869
Anonymous: ^ Isn't that more of an opaque?1313566156887
Anonymous: english motherfucker, do you speak it?1313567939257
Anonymous: this should then bring to the one page of imperial government internet. ror!1331673954841
BnSneky: what1331674268229
Just me: Apple instruction manual1331684414431
Anonymous: the internet is for porn1331684491713
dolor3s: interenet is obviously all about sex1332102799601
Clark Griswold: Here it is translated. Change your PC's settings to obtain an IP address and DNS server automatically. Then find sex on the Internet. Or maybe go see the terracotta warriors. You're in Xi'an, China, not at home. Loser.1332166214161
veranet: no wonder there's so many of them, three out of four steps involve sex!1332172459675
Anonymous: And do not folget to switch off intelnet aftel sex1332180617757
MWsRAGE_5: who fkn wrote this1333052386807
Anonymous: Horry cow!1338960949323
Hughbie: So can I have sex now?1338970743434
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/185140/INTERNET_OPERATIONING_INSTRUCTION




Russia school instructions gasmask
Russia school instructions gasmask

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russia (88) , school (160) , instructions (14) , gasmask (3)

Anonymous: Thats not going to save you from the Bomb!1264189111618
robohitler: you can't hug your children with nuclear arms1264190709434
Pyro: Nah Wat had happened was, fat ass over there farted1264669751915
aNOMynous: I thought it were farts in a can1264673341518
katlyng420: Better than hidin under the desk in a ball I guess.1264747678787
KarmaPickles: I miss the Cold War. Lonely being #1.1264757171112
Anonymous: fuck 'URSS' >:(1265683625571
Anonymous: URSS fucks you1271295360464
Anonymous: what does it say?1274013165986
Anonymous: "Right, remember the safe word is Iblishnikov. Now who brought the latex?"1276742969892
Cunta: Listten kids we have a nigger joining the class soon, so lets take precautions1277746187845
Hitman 47: Here are your gas masks children and your AK's are in the back. I want them cleaned, oiled and loaded for when the Capitalist Pig Dogs come.1289500718835
roflsaurus: i hope the cans are filled with mustard gas. TO THE FUCKING BRIM!1289841184966
Furore23: Sting hoped this.1306423034697
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/85766/Russia_school_instructions_gasmask




Let's say you've gone back in time...
Guide instructions science howto

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guide (17) , instructions (14) , science (149) , howto (118)

anon: fuck all that, put some money into a savings or shares, come back to the future and your RICH1262941897387
Maaster: Wtf? TL:DR.1264361216272
Anonymous: awesomeness1272445268491
Anonymous: Tl;dr? Diaf. You go1280513250242
Anonymous: Tl;dr? Diaf. You go back in time you lose the game1280513270667
Anonymous: ^^^^^ your rich what you dumb fuck anon?1280515038554
Lickathesplit: Saved, just in case no one thought of it for the coming war..1293720364895
The Evil Twin: great info, thanks!1293722328589
Glennocide@wrk: EPIC WININGS! you ernt 10+ interwebs!1305026682509
Anonymous: I have this tattooed on my shaft.1308874174851
froggywentacortn: I'm not reading all that ! Fuck off1308875047253
Canit: What about laundering shirts? Oh, fuck........1308884728663
gookheadcrusher: i came here to laugh and look at tits not a history lesson1358819161938
eyedol: http://youtu.be/Ws6HPTom2AY1360192485459
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Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/81187/Let's_say_you've_gone_back_in_time...




PRO'S TECHNIQUE GRAND PRESENTATION
Sex howto instructions info

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sex (488) , howto (118) , instructions (14) , info (382)

Furore23: No one? No?1276880965817
AlienNation: They spelled Pyro's name wrong.1276881701774
iprobablyhateyou: sounds like the washy wash... only the actually fuck you in the end1276882536610
Grave: wow.1277375498104
Pyro: They spelled my name wrong1279013831670
Anonymous: This is awesome lol1279019393977
ElCapitan: Pyro's Handbook For Secrets To The Universe1279019908475
Pyro: ^ I see you have read chapter 51279020007537
Emperor Zurg: If my girl licked my asshole and then tried to kiss me, i'd punch her in the fucking cunt1279020332272
Furore23: ^ If your girl put ANY part of her body near your asshole, you should stand up, start a fire, and leave.1279022956991
Anonymous: so she is useing her hands in the end. WTF is that no pussy action? FAIL1279042763683
Anonymous: so the ending is a handjob? shouldn't that be the begining1279049935223
Anonymous: I think it's fun that men think that assplay is something that's for gay guys, when it clearly is not. Anal pleasure is not only for women and gay/bi guys. It's for those who want to. Refusing to partake in assplay because you want to preserve your status as straight is IDIOTIC. With that said, I'm outta here. The cancer has finally killed /b/.1281335095526
crackerkiller5: ^so you like it up the ass?^1281343599881
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/129465/PRO'S_TECHNIQUE_GRAND_PRESENTATION




Build Your Very Own Model Aircraft
Fly plane instructions howto

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fly (38) , plane (78) , instructions (14) , howto (118)

Anonymous: XD ill try it1272120334129
Anonymous: post pix or GTFO1272122407181
Youngin: Someone make a vid1272143636749
FuCkNuT: W...T...F..???1272164381395
Limerick: That would make an interesting few hours.1272169052536
Anomaly: once it gets warmer and we get more flies, I'm gonna be a happy man. This made my fucking life complete!1272199661441
Greeft: In theory this could work, I know you can attach a fine silk thread to cold/dormant flies, warm them up and you then have a fly on a leash. While 4-10 flies probably have the power to lift a light object they'd try and fly in different directions, be fucking funny though.1272208019709
Greeft: Also why not attach flies to the fuselage ane tail wings of this design to increase power without increasing weight.1272208116428
Grave: DUDE...1277375786904
sqwrrl: ^BRO...1277377730315
Anonymous: ^Son1280291487462
vengance: WILL TRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1280294321631
HappyGoLumpy: LOL!1283373034949
balder: profit bitches1293402549911
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/90777/Build_Your_Very_Own_Model_Aircraft




Lifting baby, Nursing Baby, Testing Baby's Bottle, Feeding Baby
Baby howto nursing instructions

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baby (245) , howto (118) , nursing (2) , instructions (14)

Phire: Awesome Picture, I lol'd1256157567646
Anonymous: hahah! whatever...I made with my nephew was baby xD good pic funny1256158300296
Randy: Fun games for baby. Chess - wrong lololololololololololol1256159598392
Anonymous: Don't forget about unicorn piss1256181459316
Randy: ^Don't forget me buttsexing your mom . ARRRGGGGHHH ohhhh.1256182294984
Anonymous: haha thats some funny shit1256275199298
Grave: thanks~1277376102519
sqwrrl: That guy in the bottom right corner would have been me a few months ago.1277377704486
Snork: Fish tank good for cleaning baby too.1277384250374
Anonymous: All good advice, thanks... um, *.1277385694655
yuno44907: İdiots, sperm is realy healthy. I am eats it always. Taste like egg, not chicken.1281224396237
ElAhrairah: Wow... this was obviously made on opposite day.1305868829106
MrPerspective: Wow, this is SO useful for parents everywhere!... XD1311139717915
arrogantgirl: mhhh..i'm doin' it wrong :D1311437204609
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/1610/Lifting_baby,_Nursing_Baby,_Testing_Baby's_Bottle,_Feeding_Baby




MAYBE DRAW A MOUSTACHE ON THIS BOOK
Book instructions

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book (59) , instructions (14)

jackfrosty: Hee hee hee... It gets a little funnier every time... Hee hee1251079708358
Anonymous: LOL FAIL1251119549188
DutchGuy: !@$%^&1251121137522
Hughbie: wait...it gets better....yawn..1251134210262
Anonymous: just as yawnish as the first time I read it1251138155859
bananaman: no, it's lame1254177130381
TASTYbacon: ^LIKE MY WOODEN LEG!!!!!!!!!1254188946125
Nickeh43: Oh but I WILL use it as a parachute, no one tells ME what to do.1285217682778
aNON: failamerica? someone got sued beacuse they sold a book that was unable to fight bears?1292072912538
Rorix: Wait...I often taunt books! And I love it!1292075818238
Anonymous: psifag1292946065652
Anonymous: pretty sure thats a win1293012614685
BnSneky: dumb1293014979892
Clownichter: "thumbs up"1293082900331
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/42594/MAYBE_DRAW_A_MOUSTACHE_ON_THIS_BOOK




Creating LSD
Lsd howto chemistry instructions drugs

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lsd (27) , howto (118) , chemistry (13) , instructions (14) , drugs (142)

Lexicon: SCIENCE!1316588396711
Anonymous: While I would say this is probably not the best starter project for a hobbyist you can find a list of lysergmides here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysergamide1316605566458
Anonymous: Good luck getting the (AcO)2 and the thionyl chloride. But, it is a lot easier to score than LAH.1316605632353
NorwayJunkie: OMFG how complicated Albert Hoffman was a genius.. but then i knew that ever since my first trip kicked in and I was LMFAO because my friend looked like a turtle1318538831354
Poopalotacus: I did the play by play for a friend of mine who was body slamming the WORLD1329875200834
Anonymous: Far out man1329879893133
Anonymous: RIP Zappa1329880704711
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Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/188479/Creating_LSD




Arab info instructions
Arab info instructions

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arab (46) , info (382) , instructions (14)

Furore23: Wow, there are some stupid fucking rules in there.1275922129481
dings77: sand speak1277745122540
boss: We will not win this war based on "politeness".1277758746982
Furore23: ^ No one could ever win ANYTHING based on this dumbshit version of 'politeness'. Just LOOK at those "Do & Don't" lists. Pure time-wasting, arrogant, manipulative fuckery.1278097216725
Anonymous: fuck the dont do list, heres the "to do" list: KILL THE MUSLIM FUCK!1278098681405
Anonymous: i dont think its helpful to tell them "i'm american"1278113801774
Anonymous: Smart Card1278119557162
FUCKPISSLAM: THE REASON IT IS CONSIDERED UNCLEAN TO SHAKE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND IS BECAUSE THAT IS THE HAND THEY WIPE THEIR ASSES WITH !!!!1282739361937
Anonymous: the time of the U.S. waging wars all over the planet is a thing of the past anyways. they should rather be teaching them manners in their own fucked-up country now.1314870921905
Quantum69: ^O'rly? Libya much? Pakistan much? Afghanistan much?1314871102157
Anonymous: ^ Lybia: half-assed. Pakistan: half-assed. Afghanistan: waiting for the next opportunity to get the fuck out. these are nothing but the tail of the wounded wart hog. the U.S. should start to concentrate on their own fucking problems, e. g. their financial system, economy and immigration.1314877423758
Mr Pedantic.: "disinterested" does NOT mean uninterested, it means "unbiased". It's a common mistake but somehow I expected a better knowledge of the English language in a pamphlet of this sort.1314882508379
Furore23: Any culture that works like this deserves to be burned out of existence.1314883271249
U.S. bigot fag: Any culture deserves to be burned out of existence. All hail Disneyland!1314885588233
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/131546/Arab_info_instructions







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