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Jesus Last Supper drawing Bill Gates Einstein science Stephen Hawking

Jesus (225) , Last Supper (11) , drawing (168) , Bill Gates (19) , Einstein (12) , science (149) , Stephen Hawking (12)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1295109689183.jpg Info: JPG, 209 Kbytes (1600x816) Added by: Furore23 (Jan 15, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse chrud: hahaha! which one's judas? 1295113721696 Anonymous: ^11 duh moron 1295116314998 WeeFatPlus: thats not the last supper....FAKE 1295117281316 chrud: ^^sarcasm, moron 1295160812610 Nickeh43: This is someone's answer to the "If you could eat dinner with any persons dead or alive, with whom would you choose to eat?" question, isn't it? 1295162867874 Anonymous: marie curie (?), newton, hawking, einstein... i'm missing a lot, someone help me out here. 1295167331353 Furore23: Einstein, Sagan, Dawin... is that Huygens on the extreme left? And I guess the fourth from the right would be Archimedes? And it's hard to tell but I think the dude with the Apple phone thing is Dawkins. 1295186996432 Furore23: Um, I mean Darwin herp derp. 1295219183321 Anonymous: Marie Curie the woman on the left, Louis Pasteur near Stephen Hawking 1295219683666 Wr104Gamma: Is that carlton from the fresh prince on the right 1295810684279 Greeft: ^No. 1295811520959 Wr104Gamma: I'd like to think it is... THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS 1295815170741 Anonymous: Love Richard Dawkins at the end taken a pic on his phone 1295815748564 Anonymous 1295815771251 (show all comments) Anonymous: Galileo, Curie, Oppenheimer(?),Newton,Pasteur, Hawking,Einstein,Sagan, Edison,Aristotle,Tyson, Dawkins, Darwin 1295816596446 pocket: 11 is Miles Bennett Dyson 1295833738612 Anonymous: That is some epic shit right there. 1297183610958 Anonymous: Is that Newton in Judas' place? Would seem right as he was a religious fanatic. 1301003430855 Greeft: ^No 1301003507161 Furore23: I believe Anon6446 has nailed it. He may have six... no, seven internets. 1303824753888 Anonymous: i can't put my finger on it, but something here doesn't seem right 1303825273718 Papa B: Where's the knife? ^^ 1304525339571 Anonymous: RIP Michio Kaku 1304582745676 Anonymous: With all those brains there, they should have thought to turn the table round?? looks like Einstein is having to hold the table up too; with those ridiculous table legs. I bet Jesus built that table, never was a good carpenter... 1305399661581 iamthewalrus: niice 1322429295855 Anonymous: Kindalike The Philosophers' Drinking Song from Monty Python 1322473796547 Maelsthur: 1338035979438 Anonymous: The black guy is Neal DeGras Tyson with the American Museum of Natural History NY. 1338053632784 Furore23: ^ Moar liek Natural Museum of American History X, amirite. 1338085848430 Anonymous: Galileo, Curie, Oppenheimer, Newton, ?, Hawking, Einstein, Sagan, Edison, de Grasse Tyson, Darwin. Don't know #5 - possibly Bell, but I don't think so. 1338120957665 Furore23: ^ Too slow, Anon7665. Too slow and too crypto-fascist. 1338121465984 Anonymous: writinghealsallwounds hat diesen Eintrag von chloeprxce gerebloggt. von wallflower227 gelikt. von silvercheesecloth gelikt. miratana hat diesen Eintrag von chloeprxce gerebloggt. von sexual-glows gelikt. 1565364266211 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 1 (last: nigel ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/164338/Jesus_Last_Supper_drawing_Bill_Gates_Einstein_science_Stephen_Hawking

Love-Making JESUS - The son of GOD will never say no

jesus (225) , love-making (1)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1243567247957.gif Info: GIF, 171 Kbytes (534x534) Added by: *.optonline.net (May 29, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: wrong. 1246337492325 Anonymous: if you don't give jesus love. 1246339600143 Anonymous: some ppl really need help ........sick 1246412099532 Anonymous: Yeah. How could you not lend Jesus your lovewand? 1246412946996 Anonymous: 1246339600143 - I bet has an inflatable sheep under his bed ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 1246413076850 Anonymous: 1246412099532.. help is at hand so don't fret dear christian faggot...you can also get an Allah or Buddah version.... 1246414559456 Anonymous: Wow... lol 1246452735704 Jesus: <3 1246471685450 Allah: "you can also get an Allah ... version...." <3 1246481018277 God: Jesus, was this your fucking idea? I'm not impressed son. Now get back on your cross you little shit. 1246487361364 Anonymous: Hey, asshole! Leave your son alone... with me. 1246489308855 God: Oi, look here you little cunt, I didn't go through all that shit to have jesus fart arseing about with crap like this. I mean we have those pesky muslims to tkae care of and those fucking mormoms who just give me the total shits. They never leave me alone. For fucks sake, if they're not careful I'll send them a fucking shipful of these bloody things. 1246513828963 Anonymous: i'd buy it 1246685342130 Anonymous: What if Jesus approves of sex but not the mocking him.Lighten up. 1264734979796 (show all comments) KarmaPickles: God, I am Homosex. Son, I am disappoint. 1264742047998 AGENTDORK: sperm 1264810837494 Anonymous: i came, amen 1264925144221 mrtoad: funny as fuck. what about a devil one too? 1264925307751 Anonymous: Fucked up. Still, no more so than any of the accepted scripture. 1264955129795 thedude50: Somebody's going to hell for this one. 1282800451327 Mrnorco: Genlemen, please rush me 1 jesuses 1282830461120 waberlohe: please rush me 200 jesuses, that would make a total amount of 1200 holes 1290768293602 Anonymous: lol 1290807894751 Anonymous: Our Jesus love doll is anatomically correct, life size and durable. Comes in two versions: regular Jesus and resurrected Jesus (extra holes). 1290810096496 Anonymous: I'm going to fucking hell for just looking at this 1290811429643 Anonymus Bauche: I wondererd ever since what the official roman-catholic plural form of "Jesus" would be. Now i know 1300674268693 precious: dat ass 1300674634832 Annemarie Arsch: dat stigma 1301096098328 Anonymous: Do you love Jesus? Then prove it! 1301097522862 Hans v. Hass: fuck him like he was YOUR son - his halo never slips! 1303846530836 Peckerhead: Fucking jesus 1325028028354 Anonymous: "All jesus openings are realistic" WTF lol 1325033740337 STDrepository: Fake, a doll like this including vibrating action and several points of entry would be at least 40 dollars. no way its just 9.95 1326640627858 Anonymous: even cheaper to just look at this picture whilst fapping... 1335013591531 Anonymous: Jesus Fucking Christ! 1335052195815 Anonymous: Hey, this is why I love c4c! 1354687474451 Anonymous: The three wise men came on donkeys, and I believe that is illegal. 1364437099580 Anonymous: ^^ O 1364442458331 Anonymous: What can you expect? His mother was a whore. Like mother like son. 1364474322232 Anonymous: Can't say no to stigmata hoe, it's my destiny to fuck those miracle holes. 1364489007868 Anonymous: Where can i get one? Anybody? 1369786895987 ethelred: The gospels that the early Church tried to hide show Jesus as more than likely to be screwing Mary Magdalene 1561076220782 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: HotPawt ) , hated by 1 (last: Tristanian ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/22165/Love-Making_JESUS_-_The_son_of_GOD_will_never_say_no

-HEY JESUS. AM I GOING TO HELL? -YES, ERIC. -WTF, WHY!? -BECAUSE YOU SUCK, LOL. -OWNED

jesus (225)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1241120050105.jpg Info: JPG, 154 Kbytes (499x555) Added by: *.sbcglobal.net (Apr 30, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Bubble: lol 1248088898834 Hughbie: haha....love it. 1248099960944 GOD: Hey Son !!!! Someone just posted another funny picture of you . 1248222374834 Jesus: Would you please STFU and leave me alone . I am trying to masturbate in here and you keep yelling at me . 1248223335562 Anonymous: shoulda said pwned 1248232981791 Bubble: thats what i was thinking, but wasn't such a sad bastard to mention it... 1248273377621 Jesus: actually I was there and she did say - OWNED . Dumb blondes . If she had been brunette or red head - PWNED . 1248284930966 Noztik@RS: Hey! My name is eric!.... BOOHOO! 1264964424714 Anonymous: seen funnier. it is not funny just because "lol" and "owned" are used, be a bit creative ffs 1264965463244 moosty: ▲ 1265285099576 moosty: ▲ ▲ 1265285115414 Mitsay: Now this one is awesome! ROFL 1266073785542 Anonymous: loled 1270951069958 SickNote:    ▲ 1270951396510 (show all comments) SickNote:  ▲ ▲ 1270951416727 Anonymous:   ▲ 1272617557866 sUNz: i lolled again xD 1283970843412 anon: oh lolz 1283971181313 Flarp: Why does no one septforce? 1284262684158 Anonymous: fucked up when your names eric 1302225675957 BnSneky: Jebus 1302227352826 Anonymous: What the fuck are the triangles supposed to symbolize ? 1302228005674 Aganonymous: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA 1302246844609 Anonymous: 2k years ago everyone used to loltalk 1302264414827 Anonymous: back when jesus wasn't a religous twat and just an ordinary carpenter. 1376660746694 Anonymous: THEN THEY ALL WILL GO TO HELL..TtHEY ALL SUCK ! 1421009061400 Anonymous: ahahaha Hilarious! 1452581187733 Anonymous: The works produced by believing the doctrine of eternal torment, rather than coming from a true knowledge and love of God, are a palliative to salve the conscience. They are undertaken to alleviate the condemnation that comes from living a selfish life and not doing enough to “save” lost souls. Without faith and the love of God, even if a man were to give his body to be burned it would not be 1558410391723 Anonymous: enough. Men’s works cannot bring the peace or salvation of God (remember your dad). 1558410410673 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Ardamel Fassbinder ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/14173/-HEY_JESUS._AM_I_GOING_TO_HELL?_-YES,_ERIC._-WTF,_WHY!?_-BECAUSE_YOU_SUCK,_LOL._ -OWNED

Religion jesus dildo cross

religion (396) , jesus (225) , dildo (151) , cross (31)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1241019432787.jpg Info: JPG, 18 Kbytes (334x500) Added by: *.rr.com (Apr 29, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: "I have Jesus inside of me" 1241114806899 Anonymous: holy dicks! 1241116721508 Anonymous: All for the love of Jesus, since it's Jesus loving you it isn't wrong. 1243816175736 Anonymous: the power of Christ vaginally compels you 1243817496160 Anonymous: Explains why Mary was a virgin... 1246050905429 iseekdrugs: its like the exorcist 1247102667473 Anonymous: well for the love of god...oh hang on... 1247123075884 Anonymous: O Cum all ye faithfull 1247141182418 Qmshot: use on demon pussy 1247618762867 Oa: Guess it doesn't matter where you hang it as long as it's well-hung. 1247927281262 rach3l: there's a little bit of Jesus in us all 1248934227489 Anonymous: Prepare to recieve the coming of the lord!!! 1248945665998 anontyMouse: made of communion wafer - makes your sexed organs chaste again. (The vatican's secret weapon) 1249078723694 Jesus is Lord: this is very disrespectful. making love is a beautiful thing. not to be degraded by these satanic tools 1250003666491 (show all comments) Hughbie: My suggestion is that you receive the coming of the lord...the MOAR 1250004917952 sinonymous: long live satan, jesus, santa and all the other FAIRYtales 1250263343286 ThrillBilly: the power of christ CUMpels you!! 1250317744316 looooolz: now i understand the exorcist :D 1255398052176 brutalninja: fuck jesus, literaly! 1255418130484 donaldd: stupid and arrogant picture 1255418206732 .........: Jesus-fucking-Christ !!! 1270779706576 Jesus: Laugh now. You assholes don't know how bad I smell right now. 1271636116874 ImYourMomBIATCH: ^Jesus, you shouldnt complain you piece of shit! 1271636521325 Anonymous: I knew it! All along THIS is what we pray to! Now I'm horny. 1271643368588 Warg: Jesus never got so much action. 1271652368365 Redrocco: linda blair could have used one of these 1273211432589 Anonymous: jesus fucking christ 1273213718757 Anonymous: holy fuck 1273232912751 Redrocco ^^here you go 1273234154800 Anonymous: u suck 1273236593695 Redrocco: ^no but my g/f does 1273236669847 ImYourMomBIATCH: ^No, you actually suck! Accept it you christfag, piece of shit! 1273240268695 Anonymous: hahahahhhh 1280326925824 curves: fuck David and his star 1281722993315 Hitman 47: Do they make these for Nuns? 1292178155991 ­Jesus: What the fuck is this?!! 1292182786975 The Evil Twin: Now when someone says, "you can stick your religion up your ass", you actually can!! 1292191510929 The Phantom: Fuck the Patriarchy and its cross shaped dildos 1380768868657 Axel10242: God (use your allmighty dildo) and savve the slutty queen 1380769003749 Anonymous: candles dont impregnate, dicks do. 1380770708298 Anonymous: or reactive egg cells. if no vasectomized dicks inserted and the money shot didnt work. 1380770856979 Ricma23: JEBO TE BOG !!! 1380906460926 Anonymous: From Linda Blair's toy box! 1380924650808 Anonymous: im a man and i would put jusus in my ass it 1438661251144 Anonymous: im a man and i would put jusus in my ass it would feel good. 1438661276129 Crackhead Fezmonkey: May the Balls of God slap gently upon your chin forever, amen! 1438666748815 Anonymous: Isn't this like necrophilia? since you'd be fucking his crucified self? 1439129587777 Anonymous: The lord is cumming 1512541975140 Anonymous: Manufactured by Linda's Delight - You feel damned possessive about it! 1512827561398 Arschloch33: A funny way to fuck religion 1512906898432 Quantum69 < Related... 1512950625339 Anonymous: I'm daddy whore of satan and I fuck this bastard of shit I'm on the way of the hell and I fuck my asshole for SATAN 1556626559476 Anonymous: Hate this bastard of shit 1556626609364 Anonymous: Go ahead and commit suicide faithless whore 1556640843824 Anonymous: "Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter?" 1556649081184 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Kodayoki ) , hated by 1 (last: StormTrooper ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/13858/Religion_jesus_dildo_cross

Jesus shotgun art republican smoke

jesus (225) , shotgun (12) , art (1150) , republican jesus (1) , smoke (108)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1264176939262.jpg Info: JPG, 43 Kbytes (640x484) Added by: louminatto (Jan 22, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse K@z: I'll be back! 1264186369515 Anonymous: holy shit this is awesome 1274013057354 Anonymous: when the holy spirit comes... man, u guys are fukd.. I hope I got away.. 1274266424638 dff: Turn the other cheek, jewish faggot! 1274279648547 Anonymous: Fightin' Jesus is coming for you pedos 1274286378424 Anonymous: MEXICAN JESUS!!! LOL 1274286638856 Anonymous: Border patrol jesus 1274286821176 Anonymous: Not pronounced Jesus - Heysus 1278039345239 veranet: Jesus Returns: Zombie Slayer 1278052978837 Furore23: If the Christ was this badass, I'd convert on the spot. 1278061503182 DutchGuy: ask yourself this... what would republican jesus smoke? 1278145700129 enemanonymous: ^ penis 1278149942926 NigBickDigger: praise jesus in the name of jesus 1278866367464 boss: I like the idea of a "Badass Jesus". The turn the other cheek Jesus is a very poor marketing image 1278916133432 (show all comments) Anonymous: christianity is stupid 1280270200604 Anonymous: just w8 systemfags 1280377015545 darkstan: If I was God on Earth, and some Roman dick was about to crucify me, a shotgun would be the least of what I'd miracle up. 1280380152292 Flarp: Robert Denero returns as Jesus. Taxi Driver. 1280402144306 Furore23: Jesus booting the moneylenders from the temple! I think pic is related. 1280402531412 Anonymous: ^maybe an ironic fallback against people protesting against church capitalism or jews 1326853232477 Anonymous: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! 1326855958730 Anonymous: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." 1326855989272 Nickeh43: Calmate, ese. 1326856073137 Anonymous: i cannot wait for Christ's return.... Weeping and gnashing of teeth await alot.... 1327612208243 Anonymous: you know this is very wrong because jesus is HOLY and PURE, so a picture like this is offensive, Towards GOD 1327621734102 Anonymous: ^ normal-people interpret it either as funny, cool, or cute. 1327644721659 Nickeh43: ^^Good, I'm glad it offends you. FUCK GOD. And FUCK YOU. 1327644757227 Furore23: God is basically a buttmunch. And no-one likes a... actually, wait, I guess a billion-odd retards DO like a buttmunch. 1327668274130 BnSneky: hahahahaha 1327668587328 Moongrim: What would Republican Jesus do? 1327675092581 Anonymous: Jesus wouldn't be a Republican OR a Democrat. 1327678057952 Anonymous: What are you waiting for? Christmas? *lol* 1328224251218 kibbie808: just like Rowan Parkinson.. RIP 1338523165998 Crackhead Fezmonkey: jesus was well hung. 1434561923534 Anonymous: Seroquel 50mgs 1554619660669 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 1 (last: fezmonkey ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/85712/Jesus_shotgun_art_republican_smoke

JESUS DIDN'T EXIST, YOU DO - WHO'S BETTER?

courage wolf (15) , jesus (225)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1270331272355.jpg Info: JPG, 254 Kbytes (576x576) Added by: WTFisjuice (Apr 4, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: jesus did exist, he just wasnt the son of god. Hi did pull a huge crowd though... how many in your posse? 1270340472556 Anonymous: ^ good point. 1270869825551 Warg: If he did exist, then I'm still better... morally. Jesus caused more strife and carnage than I ever did. 1270874088300 Anonymous: if He didn't exist, then why all the talk about Him? 1270874143491 the7rafe7: ^ so by talking about something it makes it true..? 1270892718851 Anonymous: it doesnt matter if he existed or not, point him out to me right now, i can point to myself, so right now i'm better 1270896440840 dude: Jesus still exists so deal with it. If you dont believe well that go to a church and tell this to a pastor. that perso will answer your questions and complains 1270912362206 Grave: HAHAHAHAHA LOLLLLL XDDDDD 1270912789140 Pob: ammo 1270922422939 Aalfred666: Pointless post.. 1271081029472 FatJesus85: Fat Jesus is better and im fat jesus so im better then Everyone mahahahahahaha 1276375218677 Grave: ^fuck off 1276375364281 Gewaltschwanz: er… Hitler? 1276997348110 Kareloko: i´m god, faggots! 1277004963448 (show all comments) Anonymous: Lawrence has an element. Who the fuck's better now? 1277466769302 Anonymous: jesus does exist, hes my gardener 1277514942789 iprobablyhateyou: Jesus Christ this thread is lame 1277519990678 vengance: jesus also worcks at taco-bell and chevron and save-mart! 1277531798462 Anonymous: Jesus lived his live in a cheap motel on the edge of Route 66. He lived a dark and twisted life and he came back to do it again 1277535519178 Anonymous: 8==D 1277940807116 Anonymous: you dumb fuck's he is real and he is the son of god he is god in the flesh assholes stupid 1277999779342 Anonymous ^ trolololo 1277999849949 Jessica incest broth: this wolf guy talk about anal, gf, cp, then jesus wow, just ...wow 1332945221207 Anonymous: idk man, Jesus knows how to cut my grass. Although his English is a little broken.... 1341543098393 Anonymous: I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt. 'Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I’m here to party too. 1341584548450 Anonymous: WTF it's 2012 years after Jesus and never after you or me_forgotten people don't exist_ 1345635509693 Anonymous: Jesus exists in my head, so i am god. 1363355718466 HotPawt: Calm down, children. Of course Jesus existed. He lived. He breathed. He farted. He fucked. Probably sucked too when he got a chance. He also died. 2000 years ago. He's gone. Move on. 1363399146785 Bonefish: I am! 1373681482220 Anonymous: just kill all niggers, beaner spics, kike jews, chinks and we'll be ok 1373682782612 OhNoes: dorian grey is better. 1387971411488 Anonymous: Dorian Grey is GOD ! 1393544128380 Anonymous: God is pure love 1393544288897 Anonymous: I love peaches. 1393545176126 Anonymous: "Jesus existed." Pah! Hearsay! No evidence. 1468516070800 The Original Spoon: Watch Zeitgeist Full Documentary on Youtube to hear the real Jesus story. Impressive theory. 1469413382734 Anonymous: WTF? A talking wolf? Are you the Antichrist? 1469472094655 Anonymous: Jesus save me from your followers 1501897095753 Anonymous: ^LOL....and god help us if he doesn't!! 1501897443217 Anonymous: I'm a worthless piece of shit, ... so Jesus is better. 1501925445893 Anonymous: ^Jesus was a shitty carpenter and a bad liar. And a knob. 1501929765663 ethelred: Jesus, Iesu, whatever, did exist. Whether he's the one in the Bible or the one in the gospels that weren't put into the bible is another mnatter. 1552526118886 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/108118/JESUS_DIDN'T_EXIST,_YOU_DO_-_WHO'S_BETTER?

IF JESUS RETURNS, KILL HIM AGAIN. undoJesus.org

undo (1) , jesus (225) , protest (190)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1242398514194.jpg Info: JPG, 21 Kbytes (260x302) Added by: *.cyberec.com (May 15, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: has the advantage of being recusrive 1242398661559 Anonymous: jesus doesnt die. hes like a zombie 1243106814600 Gen Geo Patton IV: BigFoot is my Messia! 1243123651741 night: This looks like a job for the Italians! 1243187763546 Anonymous: ^LOL. Italians are a set of fukken cowards, your better off with the french (and thats saying something) LOL 1243195594260 Anonymous: ^ You're a dumb ass. Have you ever heard about the crucifixion story? Pontius Pilate? Jews taking Jesus to the Romans for execution? No? You don't have to believe in that story, but at least know it. Until then, STFU. 1243206656891 Gen Geo Patton IV: BigFoot was also misunderstood 1243211228475 Samps: Guys like this will accept any religion or belief, as long as they can use it as an excuse to be an asshole to complete strangers. And somehow, he thinks he's an intellectual because of it. 1249337326239 Anonymous: What I love is all the little pseudo intellectuals that think that going on tantrums on how they don't believe in anything really does anything more than provide them brief comfort in their meaningless lives. If I'm wrong the same thing happens to me as to you. If you are wrong....helLOLZ!!1! 1249389928314 Anonymous: ...oh, and before the "I am teh smartz atheist, me no flying spaggeti monster, BIG BANG!!!" posts get here, let me just also add how much happier most people of faith are than all of you. Go spend your welfare check on some pot or something so you can approximate that for a few moments. 1249390537206 sinonymous: Yeah, you fucking non believers don't know what it's like to be fucked up the arse by your preist. So, NO YOU! 1249936710498 Bubble: I cant be arsed to read whats peen posted by you lost so FUCK YEAH! KILL THE JEW! 1249936995750 Anonymous: so the theory is that without religion, nobody gets fucked up the ass. I'm skeptical 1249940581338 Hughbie: I love how pseudo intellectuals rant on here about atheists. Why can't you fuckers just keep your shit to yourself and we'll believe in what the fuck ever we want to, or not believe in anything at all....and you can go hold onto your beliefs...I honestly don't give a flying fuck what someone believes in, but don't try to make others believe or understand the same. Fucking religious twats....stfu. 1249958848402 (show all comments) Anonymous: ~Hey let's murder your god! Oh, and why can't you "keep your shit to yourselves?" ROFL! 1249960144769 Hughbie: wat? 1249960390249 Anonymous: Hey, Hughbie, tell that to the guy in the fucking pic 1249960464923 Anonymous: * zackly 1249965513146 whitehead: religion has always given god such a bad name. 1249965950518 Bubble: Kill in the name of God, Bush did... 1249968104569 Hughbie: 4923 you got his number? Or do we just go postal on him? 1249980553140 Anonymous: Hey Hughbie, were you get the term pseudo intellectuals from? You look it up before you used the copy and paste function. Then it breaks down into a bunch of "fucks" and "shits" like a child throwing a fit. The problem I have is that those who supposedly believe in nothing have so very much to say. Like a pathetic episode of Sienfeld, its the rant about nothing. The most amusing thing... 1249995394290 Anonymous: ...is that you so loudly boast about your hope for oblivion. If I believed as you that its all done when I died, I don't think I'd want to dwell on it let alone thump my chest like some angry chimp about how proud I am that I'm headed to nothingness. Abscense of evidence is not evidence of abscense and the few who use faith as an excuse to be scum does not define the whole. Think, since it ... 1249995617798 Hughbie: well you seem to have a lot to say...certainly more than most...pot calling kettle black? 1249997240844 Anonymous: And God thanked Bush and gave him a second term 1249999819308 Anonymous: look at me! I'm an athiest! fuck shit flying fuck fucking twats shit me me me look over HERE - hey how some shit fuck you have so much to say? 1250002232715 Hughbie: wat?...again...lol... 1250005549622 woodypecker: He WILL BURN IN HELL 1250029768424 Death: ^^^So will you 1250035873460 Matt: even if you Dont believe in god, its just motherfucking shameful to go around doing stuff liek this. this is madness. wtf has this world come to. 1250264590396 sinonymous: GOD punished MAN for his WICKEDNESS and gave BUSH a SECOUND term! 1250265056786 Anonymous: Wow, we must have gotten a whole hell of a lot wickeder to stick us with Obama 1250275259275 Anonymous: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?! 1250295046273 HumanBeef: God moved to Canada after Obama got elected 1250295493634 GOD: I'm right here on chan4chan.......... 1250295808374 bob: If you aren't real, then how are you posting? its a miracle!!!!! 1250298079885 GOD: Keep it quiet !!!!! I am getting so sick and tired of everyone blaming things on me and all these christians praying and boo-hooing all the time . It just so depresses me , so I come here for the LOL's . 1250303573381 Satan: God is here for the CP, racism and cat gore 1250303905527 GOD: And Satan is here for the rainbows, hello kitty and caturday pictures . 1250304911190 Satan: Dang it, you ratted me out. They all know you can't lie..... 1250305131534 Anonymous: haha fuck christianity xD 1251077584903 jackfrosty: The sum of all human accomplishment and potential... right here, right now... My god its beautiful! 1251094182463 Anonymous: Fucking Zombie. 1257576732494 Anonymous: why doesnt god heal amputees? 1260366536474 AGENTDORK: LMFAO TRIPOD 1264811733907 The Truth: I don't know why everyone thinks that they should tell everyone else how to believe, if you believe in God go tell someone.... but not on here, if you don't believe in God also go tell someone ..but not on here, 1264823302997 vanwinkle: lol 1264824144473 google: ^epic comback 1264832402899 Anonymous: EPIC!! 1264861668568 kinganonymous "WHAT WOULD REPUBLICAN JESUS DO?" 1264862084516 Anonymous: Jesus 4 ever cheah! 1264887400589 Anonymous: i believe in petes dragon. 1264889972313 Dr. Dietmar Posselt: jes us, jes me, jes everyone! 1265571301121 victor: why would i go to hell if im not hurting anyone or anything? 1269316631281 brunzedickenson: yes 1269349288721 c4caddict: kill the jesus zombie! 1269361319838 nameless: ignorance is bliss 1270817177609 Anonymous: Jesus is a dirty latino. And a zombie. Two wrongs dosent make a right. 1270817526518 Anonymous: 'God' in french means 'dildo' looool 1270819028112 rubberduckazilla: theres a problem with resurection there... 1270830657788 Anonymous: so smart 1278800176640 Anti-PC Hero: Shit-jew Sarah Silverman said the same thing. She should GTFO of USA (a country is founded by Christians)... 1278806174881 Anonymous: DO IT FOR THEH WIN! 1278807621669 so_what_if___: let me make a suggestion here about jesus. the further you look back in time the SHORTER people were. jesus was from about 2 thousand years ago. HE'S A MIDGET COMPARED TO US NOW!!! AND I DONT LIKE CIRCUS MIDGETS!!! 1280429425732 Anonymous: Anti-PC Hero, you can go suck your priests dick and then sit on it cuz fag christiians ruin everything bitch! 1283913750919 SmarterThanYou: Religion is wonderful! It will save us from War, Pedo's,Disease, ohh, wait, no it won't, Damn 1354155755553 Anonymous: Dumb people need die first. 1354171366235 Anonymous: in the meantime he kills other people. 1354221955466 Anonymous: What make you think you can kill him? he died last time by his own will and olnl that 1354222397944 Anonymous: Is that Mel Gibson??? In your heart, You know he's right! 1356220415397 Anonymous: Seriously, whether it's a cross bearing fanatic or an atheist with a board like that, it's like faggots shouting about their rights. 1356484191546 SpaceBum: These folks are like most other "athiest" groups, just a bunch of attention whores. They're gettin evangelical about their "non-belief". I can see an athiest crusade coming soon. Scores of fanatical athiests killing theist unless they renounce religion for the athiest's non-religion. 1356560195996 pepe64: Most atheists are just anti-christians sucking muslim saudi dick 1356560387651 Lepreshauwn.J.: must be a Jew... 1356561000563 Patriot911: Fuck you. 1382266912756 Crackhead Fezmonkey: If you don't sin, then jesus died for nothing. 1416324577115 Anonymous: I'd rather kill your slimy ass and put you on a cross ! 1416335026766 Anonymous: Returns? After 2000+ years? Maybe he's trying? Ever seen any dust laying around in the corners of your home? That could be him trying to grow a new body. Better leave it. 1551904610603 ethelred: if you read the "gnostic" gospels you see a slightly different Jesus. He'd be labelled a "Cahmunist". 1551930630923 Anonymous: It's true if we don't sin Jesus is out of business 1551965289829 Anonymous: God made me an atheist; who are you to challenge His wisdom? 1551997766178 Anonymous: ^Copypasta. 1552013270626 Anonymous: Ctrl-Z 1552160656308 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: xaxx Ardamel ) , hated by 1 (last: Tristanian ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/17833/IF_JESUS_RETURNS,_KILL_HIM_AGAIN._undoJesus.org

GOD HATES FAGS

jesus (225) , comic (463) , sign (279) , soldier (57) , roman (4) , westboro (9)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/493/7602080289.jpg Info: JPG, 447 Kbytes (624x3304) Added by: enoeew (Apr 3, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Quantum69: Lulz, seems legit. Good thing faggots are now persecuted & discriminated against today before we have a Roman resurrection 1336959108997 snipr: scientific studies show hat religion is anti fag 1391406005904 darkstan: ^Are you crazy? Gay dudes love hats. 1391406030720 Anonymous: ^LOL 1391406606196 Furore23: http://blip.tv/brows-held-high/brows-held-high-sebastiane-4267697 1391424014927 Crackhead Fezmonkey: Jesus was well hung. 1432793260638 Anonymous: Since homosexuality is a sin, Unless homosexuals repent and ask forgiveness for that sin and turn from it, they will go to Hell. 1432841068288 Anonymous: ^your hat is too small, it's starting to affect your intellect wearing it 1432948916578 Anonymous: Which version of the bible was this in again? 1432954943306 Anonymous: ^Any. 1551311380334 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: TOPoCAT Ardamel Furore23 ) , hated by 1 (last: djh123 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/211017/GOD_HATES_FAGS

BLOOD OF THE LAMB, MOTHERFUCKER

jesus (225) , piss (66) , comic (463) , nazi (174)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1307795887377.jpg Info: JPG, 363 Kbytes (700x2166) Added by: Anonymous (Jun 11, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse concordnhguy25: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........................gay. 1307803391201 Anonymous: sweet 1307885692338 Rorix Body of Christ! 1307889924781 Anonymous: cool use of his powers. 1307967748937 MrPerspective: "step step step", rotfl! 1308793120535 kib420: ROFLCOPTER thats full of epic win mother fucker 1309633374238 Cobra: Ha! Jesus stepped on piss... 1309649413916 Pyro: HA 1309657209281 MrPerspective: ^^ Nazi piss... is that, like, two negatives equal one positive? 1309658653716 Anonymous: you just don't find stuff like this anymore 1310802088990 Flarp: Why would Christ attack a Nazi? Or, to phrase it a different way: You must not know your history well. 1310803042803 MrPerspective: ^ Well, duh! Because Jesus was a jew. XD 1311377362409 Anonymous: Love how he can't stop peeing 1327552964307 Furore23: Moar & Sauce. Nao. 1327576989111 (show all comments) Anonymous: sux 1327590213753 Crackhead Fezmonkey: Jesus can walk on piss. I can fling my poop. 1432794121463 Anonymous: Is that Jesus or Rasputin? 1432955475364 Anonymous: ^Check if there's a dick in a jar somewhere near. Then it's Rasputin. 1551311296338 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 5 (last: Furore23 Wigger veranet MrPerspective Miso ) , hated by 1 (last: Tristanian ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/178967/BLOOD_OF_THE_LAMB,_MOTHERFUCKER

JESUS IS FOR LEASE - 0274 930378

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Source: WEB / ircimages URL: http://ircimages.com/ircimages/f/1/f1c19e5584dff37b18876a261a8739b9.jpg Info: JPG, 76 Kbytes (720x480) Added by: Choadboy (Apr 14, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anon: jesus is gay 1302765669338 Anonymous: JESUS IS JESUS 1302768464963 chumpno1: JESUS is JEBUS 1302769638884 Quasimodo: NOT! 1302769639910 Furore23: I thought it was Mary Magdalene that was on the game? 1302805370931 Weed: Jesus is lord? Since when? 1302806525314 anonymous: Jesus loves you ...Well sort of ! 1308340007560 Anonymous: ^ his love is deep inside you 1308345687160 Anonymous: jesus doesn't exist 1308346642232 Squirrley1: I knew you could buy your way in...LOL 1308350632360 Anonymous: owner is a zionist jew ! 1308386643120 Anonymous: Damned Mexicans! 1316221276897 BnSneky: how much? 1316283179221 Anonymous: I SAW THIS WHEN I WAS IN NEW ZEALAND. So funny. 1316489887285 (show all comments) CockAsian: Everyone has there price. 1316556908612 Hangin'InThere: His blood was spilt for your sins. His flesh was pierced just for the hell of it. Those gosh darn Romans! 1368145340159 Anonymous: no matter how many romans get buggered up by asterix and obelix theres still enough people with sins (zins und zineszins because sins are bodies) who might buy asterix cartoons 1370212478791 banned: Jesus' lease ran up, being holy wont pay your bills 1370218451442 Anonymous: Not born in a manger, but in a cheap shed. 1370953133776 Anonymous: that's not a nice way of talking about the holy virginian mary 1371686086277 Anonymous: would not suppose she was a chimpanzee, or a cheap shit or something. or for lease. 1371687413119 Fezmonkey: Jesus was well hung. 1431093222914 Anonymous: ...the exclusive property of ths U.S. goverment - any attempt to use, rent or copy will be met with the use of military force against the suspect(s) 1431093683172 Anonymous: DEAD 1431117124853 Anonymous: Who does your god really love? THE HIGHEST BIDDER! 1433030566667 Anonymous: ^Can't be wrong: More drugs! 1551308887836 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: LemmyLaffer Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/174187/JESUS_IS_FOR_LEASE_-_0274_930378

Thanks, Jesus, for this food - de nada

food (245) , jesus (225) , religion (396) , spain (13) , prayer (6) , mexican (19) , thanks (11) , mexico (32)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/thanks-jesus.jpg Info: JPG, 72 Kbytes (500x588) Added by: iprobablyhateyou (Jan 16, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse RubberG: Guess where Julio takes a piss? I don't see any Porta Potties. 1326675986115 LastResort: ^ on your GFs face? 1326676796398 m4k3k3: winer 1326678155493 RubberG: ^^ I don't have any Gay Friends. 1326683268302 Quantum69: LOL LR 1326694219413 Furore23: I'm not worried, everything I eat comes from a space laboratory. 1326712210764 Moongrim: Just Gay Lovers... I suppose that birds, bees, and other wildlife hold it in when passing through the fields. 1326727996303 USA! USA! USA! USA!: Everything I eat comes out of cans and sealed plastic wrap, so no niggers or wetbacks would have been able to piss on it 1326734397638 RubberG: ^ what about all the mexicans that work at the factory? l worked at a salmon cannery in Alaska when I was younger and we filled a can with an ashtray full of cigarette butts once. 1326735527462 Anonymous: i believe 1326735601722 @USA!USA!USA!USA!: You dumb fuck cracka the factory can food must get there food somewhere... Bottom line you still get piss food, dang stupid dumb yellow bitches 1326748652674 Anonymous: why do they call them white people if there yellow, so they are color people too 1326748882694 LastResort: RubberG for minute story of the year! 1326755695266 idrankallthebeer not again hayzooz! 1326851985183 (show all comments) Quantum69: ^you gotta thank heyzeuz for your food nigger, show some fucking gratification 1326870132519 Anonymous: i see what you did thar 1327996580742 Hughbie: lol... 1327996967893 Anonymous: true !!!!! 1327998963948 NonComposMentis: Who does Jesus thank for the food he gets to plow, pull and plant? 1328005756883 idrankallthebeer: hahha forgot about this. this got reposted while it was still in fresh. 1328091045321 MWsRAGE_5: he thanks allah 1333527661261 BnSneky: hahahaha 1333535559506 Anonymous: His name is Jesus LOL 1333594914375 DarbyCrash: the joke of George Lopez 1333661262794 Anonymous: @USA!USA!USA!USA!--You dumbass ignorant republitard! Who do you think picked what came out of your can? Who the hell do you think wrapped your dinner in plastic after they pissed in it? 1333690973932 Anonymous: the fucking spic should be the one saying 'thank you". he's being done a favor by being allowed to stay and work in this country. 1333758401432 Anonymous: additionally, i'd like to point out that "jesus'" labor isn't cheap at all. it's subsidized by us taxpayers who have to pay for his welfare, foodstamps, healthcare, brats' education, incarceration, etc. 1333758631167 Anonymous: not to mention the blood toll that they take when they murder, or otherwise kill, 25 US citizens every day. that's 9000 per year. 1333758702990 Anonymous: the muslims killed 3000 innocent ppl on 9/11 but since then illegal aliens have slaughtered about 100,000 innocent Americans. that makes them about 34x more deadly than muslim terrorists. 1333758929506 El Capitan Christians: Thanks you, Jesus, for healing my cancer. Doctors: lolwut? 1333761852640 IluvmyVasectomy: And the Americans have killed millions of innocent human beings world wide. Idiot. 1335749874725 Anonymous: 100,000 innocent Americans? come on! that's another example of Chauvinism 1335879258129 Anonymous: jejejeje... true story... 1336011777482 DarbyCrash: George Lopez fuckyeah 1336223657844 Anonymous: TRUMP will Lose FOOD TRADE from Mexican 1442288198391 Anonymous: Let's hold hands and form the holy goatse. 1551302121401 horseguy: *holds penis* 1551302172968 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 9 (last: Ardamel UriAr veranet oneandonley1 SleepawayCamp ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/201625/Thanks,_Jesus,_for_this_food_-_de_nada

Jesus pedo switch

jesus (225) , pedo (205) , switch (11)

Source: SUBMIT / URL URL: http://www.gagspace.com/imgsrc/jesus_switch.jpg Info: JPG, 47 Kbytes (442x734) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Mar 9, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse grim: hey guys. i just realized something about the light switch. what ever you do. dont turn jesus on. 1250836708971 Anonymous: Guess Jesus was a Catholic, that clears up a lot. 1250851746923 DutchGuy: Jebus wasn't a catholic or a christian for that matter. All that stuff is pure marketing. 1250852602839 Anonymous: Thanks for the bible lesson eurofag. 1250868775353 joesh: So i guess jesus is "turned on" -pun- 1251424623278 Hughbie: 34. 1251424827758 Anonymous: oh you gotta love religion! 1254524893362 Xenuphobe: Jesus touched me deep down in my.... 1254910681539 Stu: Unreal. LOL - there's no innocence possible with that whatsoever 1255007885313 Wuck: I gotta get that fucking light switch 1262999812612 Anonymous: and on the 4th day god gave jesus a... lightswitch? 1263437482783 AGENTDORK: were can i get one? 1264811171177 vanwinkle: jesus is a pedo 1264815077225 Anonymous: jesus wants that all childrens fapping him 1265665401726 (show all comments) Anonymous: when there was light...he came 1265666382835 Anonymous: WHO EVER MADE THIS COVER,FOR LIGHT SWITCH SHOULD BURN IN HELl!!! 1269786099409 nazilint: I totally want this switch.. 1270849459665 WhiteShark: God made CP 1272654574635 Anonymous: Turn on Jesus, and Let there be LIGHT!! 1275832420299 Anonymous: glory hole 1277422490917 Anonymous: LOL 1277435267631 Flarp: JESUS, that guy is hung! 1277600604153 Anonymous: This has got to be the work of a Muslim. His Cocks to small 1282314430890 Anonymous: Bit of Truth in this... Mark 10:13 And they brought young children to him, that he should touch them: and his disciples rebuked those that brought them. 1282319952612 Anonymous: lol...first thing i thought seeing this is jesus invented the gloryhole 1283705562947 iprobablyhateyou lurk a little bit for christs sake 1283708415840 chrud: somebody at amalgamated christ lighting had a sense of humor 1283708577857 SinBadGrandDad: Funny... I saw the same light switch in the house that belongs to Chris Hansen. 1284118638891 Jesus: Children turn me on 1284145074469 Flarp: The only think better would be if the switch was black, and the cover still white. Come children, come touch Jesus' big black cock-switch 1284208968424 Psilofyr: Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world. Sunday School said it not me. 1289644259512 BnSneky: figures 1289644806705 Anonymous: ironically this fits perfectly with the catholic church 1289658210814 The Original Spoon: Honor thy father and mother. But, as for Jesus, Glory, Gloryholeluia! 1319390369151 Anonymous: ^...especially thy father! Yowza! 1508573018785 Anonymous: Ten flips of that button and the light bulb goes POOF! 1550001850734 Anonymous: I am bungholey O you will obey my orders 1550115835640 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: DermottX ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/3700/Jesus_pedo_switch

The United States is in no sense founded upon the Christian Doctrine.

Jesus (225) , hypocrisy (4) , fundamentalism (1) , usa (442) , constitution (6) , quote (122) , religion (396)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1286471740787.jpg Info: JPG, 286 Kbytes (1536x1037) Added by: Furore23 (Oct 7, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Harvey: All your base are belong to us. 1286482381310 defeat: This is good. 1286483576582 Anonymous: and the learned spoke to and for the people and they have been fucking ignored by the stupid... 1286484161781 Anonymous: and yet here we are... 1286484239857 Anonymous jesus is totally not satan 1286505258671 Furore23: ^ Thank you! Anon delivers. 1286542568555 Greeft: Well said, but why is Jesus white? He most definitely was not white, so why is he portrayed as such in pretty much all of western popular culture? 1286543270658 Furore23: ^ Because white people are the best, and if Jesus is all he's cracked up to be... 1286544031146 Greeft: ^But Jesus wasn't all he was cracked up to be. He existed but wasn't the son of a fairy tale being. 1286550807659 Furore23: ^ He still cock-punched Hitler and seduced the Bee-Girls from Saturn, so, yeah. 1286642041103 Greeft: Remember Jesus died for our sins. So start sinning like crazy you fuckers or it was just an empty futile gesture. 1286663251498 Anonymous: Both Pictures are Correct.. The True God is the Devil. Who created Christ to give a Ballance and Hope and the Challenge of Life itself. 1297245069307 Anonymous: they have nigger for president - what did you expect??? 1297287534129 pocket: Google images>Jon McNaughton, if you need another reason to laugh @ christianity. Somehow I don't think Thomas Jefferson would approve. 1297288587745 (show all comments) precious: you are doing it wrong...black president, black jesus, only rednecks in USA believe in white jesus 1299243014547 MAELSTHUR: cthulhu is jesus? 1299268881438 4givethem4theyRjerks: troll, troll, troll! Taken out of context, out of time, pits one version of Christianity vs another, omits the vast majority of statements and beliefs that support Christian "virtues" vs Dogma vs your "doctrine" 1299438337967 Anonymous: bla bla, Jesus was a fag and a whore whisperer 1299438558678 MrPerspective: @ Furore : where can I order that DVD? Is there a x-rated cameo from the 30th century Legion of Super-Heroes? 1299442016581 MrPerspective: Greeft is 100% right. Jesus loved sinners. Especially sinners repenting . So we should spend our whole God-given lives sinning, repenting, rinse-and-repeating. So much to do, so little time. "Places to go, people to kill..." - (the Joker) 1299442430624 MrPerspective: "My Kingdom is not of this world." -- (Jesus of Nazareth) I suddenly feel like following this ancient christian teaching to the letter. :-) 1299444078284 Furore23: ^^^ Aw yeah, Luornu Durgo! For when you want a sizzling foursome with your girlfriend: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luornu_Durgo 1303826288925 MrPerspective: ^ And all the while staying faithful to her? Way cool! (So I'm a hopeless romantic, sue me.) 1303832796824 Furore23: ^ That's it! Ridiculously hot. You can bang away and still not jog her elbow while she makes you a sandwich! 1303837862851 MrPerspective: ^ I love your unfailing practicality, mister F. :-))) 1303881070720 Anonymous: the US was founded by Unitarians who believe in letting each person learning what is their own best spiritual path, not the tyranny of other religions. 1303883020210 Furore23: ^ Seriously, what the FUCK does that have to do with marrying a crazy hot superheroine whose special power is to BECOME THREE OF HERSELF? Please try to stay on topic and only discuss the subject of having a faithful loving wife who can sex you up three times simultaneously. 1303919243382 MrPerspective: ^ Rule 26. No exceptions. Resistance is futile. CURSE YOU, INTERNET! 1304015324391 Korzo: 1st Commandment: "You shall have no other gods before me" VS. 1st Amendment: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion..." Now keep your god damned god off my lawn. /debate. 1304093134647 MrPerspective: ^ No debate. You just killed it by firing the ultimate weapon of common sense right from the start of the battle. All hail Lord Vader and his unstoppable Force Choke. XD 1304141636847 Furore23: ^ I'm Darth Vader. Me. I am. 1304157128965 MrPerspective: ^ YOU'RE NO FATHER OF MINE!!!!! Now will you please stop asking "who's your daddy?" every time you beat me @ lightsabers? 1304204723418 Anonymous: Aragorn hath come to spread the good news of the White Tree of Gondor. Also, Lincoln's singing "Mammy". 1304225888855 Anonymous: Sacrifice your lambs at midnight, mark your doors with the blood. Yeah, totally not evil. 1304237223941 Anonymous: bump 1309094813585 Bonefish: Jebus is getting ready to shred that thing. 1386931159355 Furore23: We all pray that you do not burn. 1402920900634 Anonymous: Not really.. Let'em BURN ! 1406505948697 Anonymous: Lincoln would walk a million miles for one of your smiles.... 1406631391856 Anonymous: Perhaps not, but it is funded from it. 1513114037423 Anonymous: You made your point,the next time you begging niggers go broke,chi 1513257037601 Anonymous: the babble god and all that crap is all about jews and their traditions and has no validity elsewhere since what those assfuckers in it preach is a variation on the theme of judaism read the fucking book and see for yourself! "promised land", pah! fuck you!! 1514970873909 Anonymous: "In God we Trust"...enough said...lunatics. 1514996716813 Anonymous: https://www.newsweek com/russia-jehovahs-witness-dennis-christensen-jailed-1320000 1549470646135 Anonymous: Your right it was people fleeing persecution from Church of England 1549473135960 Anonymous: ^ Murika is slavery of the Church's UK 1549480947621 Anonymous: What are talking about retard? 1549482686783 Anonymous: The new US doctrine is free everything,taxing the 1%will pay for it 1549486539823 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: MrPerspective Furore23 ) , hated by 3 (last: semenov nigel redhotred ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/152859/The_United_States_is_in_no_sense_founded_upon_the_Christian_Doctrine.

"Though shalt love thy neighbor as thyself" ~Jesus

republican (14) , jesus (225) , love (176) , neighbor (5) , advice (280)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1298584447478.jpg Info: JPG, 61 Kbytes (320x320) Added by: Qulcha (Feb 25, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse admackbar: damn, this one was almost funny. what's even more funny is whoever created the image is a fucking SHEEP who falls for and perpetuates THE 2 PARTY LIE!! WAKE UP YOU FUCKING SHEEP!!! 1298593283916 Greeft: Quack! 1298606550159 gerthasissues: ^^sucks sheep dick. 1298617289600 chumpno1: so now I have to go jerk my neighbor off wtf fffuuu 1298642052405 MrPerspective @ Greeft: Meow! 1303621672987 vengance: I agree with the disclaimer b/c you can't agree with nothing, those are just my views though and I feel everyone is entitled to their own opinion ,so, hate away I don't care 1303622012592 MrPerspective: ^ "Don't-give-a-fuck-Man 2, back with a vengeance", coming to a theater near you. ;-) The superhero who defends freedom of belief by doing nothing to limit yours. Nice concept. 1303623906393 Anonymous: rubbing his pole once a week? why would he need that? 1328534128285 Anonymous: and if its not fixed dates - why would i need to come over for a nice occasion of a little fap whenever i feel like doing it myself? 1328534233673 BnSneky: Not 1328535097800 Anonymous: maybe she would like my fap folder, but it would perhaps spoil her hearing but not openly reacting to my fapping 1372106042718 Anonymous: at times i suspect they hear me doing that - but then well, not going into details here 1372106290568 Anonymous: ^ "I'm not going into details here, but you know how when sometimes you're masturbating, and you're really erect, and you're thinking about that thing that REALLY gets you off, and sometimes you start talking too loud saying "Oh yeah...that's it...do it...do it!", and all of sudden your sister walks in with her blue robe open, you know, the one you fapped with the other day, and..." 1372214155863 ethelred: and you spurt your semen ll over her and she says " 1548644125915 (show all comments) ethelred: and you spurt your semen all over her and she says "Oh yes bro, fuck me now" 1548644149658 Anonymous: My neighbor is an asshole, far beyond anything I'd put on my list to love, so no thanks! 1548651818350 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Moongrim MrPerspective ) , hated by 2 (last: anonymule admackbar ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/168757/"Though_shalt_love_thy_neighbor_as_thyself"_~Jesus

My palms still hurt like shit. Make them pay. Big time. - Jawohl.

jesus (225) , comic (463) , hitler (142) , christian (50) , religion (396) , jew (189)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1290148815059.jpg Info: JPG, 32 Kbytes (350x498) Added by: Anonymous (Nov 20, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: roflmao 1290963248782 AchtungJuden!: Haha, nice one. Jewish lies: youtube[DOT]com/watch?v=KGK983zVOw4 1290972462597 BnSneky: hahaha 1290972508472 shitk1cker: his autobiogrphy explains Jesus was killed by Romans 1290979305913 AchtungJuden!: ^Jews chose to kill Jesus, they pleased it to the Romans. 1290980302559 AchtungJuden!: ^*pleaded 1290980829518 darkstan: ^Keep trying, dumbkopf. 1290981291120 AchtungJuden!: ^FAIL-argument, greed-jiddboy. 1290981456517 Rorix: And this is how it began 1291228889692 Jesus: My palms still fuckin hurt 1291229012910 Munster: And Hitler died for your sins too... 1291801869431 crackerkiller5: lol 1292215539461 Anonymous: For Adolf so loved the world that he gave his only begotten life to rid it of allthe nasty jewvermin 1292649089141 Munster He got into some Chucky stuff after resurrection... 1292831748933 (show all comments) schizer: LMFAO KILL ALL JEWSHITS!!!!!!!!! 1292901162849 KamiKinKaid: I want that doll! 1294018521307 Anonymous: Damn it thats so wrong....nice job o.p. still lmao 1294522860971 Anonymous: Adolf died for our sins 1296172289295 Anonymous: oh I like that one... 1296172368946 MrPerspective: My palms also hurt like the flames of hell, but it's just the friction burn from all that fapping. CURSE YOU, CHAN4CHAN! I swear to Brahma, some day you'll corrupt my pure innocent pious soul. 1307652110836 Miso: Do it faggot 1308347866817 MegaShit: Yeah, and it was the Jews who fired Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men! Never forget!!!!! 1318243367131 Anonymous: One problem, it was the Romans who did the hammering. 1318642850316 Anonymous: Yeah, it's hard work, the jews told the romans to do it. Seems Italians only work if a jew tells them to. 1318663823503 Anonymous: Romans were all too happy to do what the Muslims told them to do. 1318691809869 Anonymous: PhotoShop it to have Jesus feeding Hitler a beer ........ I'm too lazy 1318746784385 Anonymous: Christen sind das auserwählte Volk, Juden sind Verräter und Lügner 1330814694848 Anonymous: lolocaust 2012, let's get those evil, greedy, lazy, scum kike jews 1330827147330 Anonymous: süss die kleine,ich mag ihn auch.. 1342980548832 Anonymous: Iran with its Russian and Chinese allies will take care of exterminating the jew plague. Europe and the U.S. will not defend the coward animal kikes this time. 1343007917374 Anonymous: Murderous parasites of Jesus- Die. 1371968857235 Anonymous: yes, will kill your palms. and the adjointed body. as you request. damn hurt. and have fun in heaven then. 1371969583760 Anonymous: Have some ice cream: make it a palm sundae.l 1372078195115 ethelred: Why would they use expensive nails that most likely would tear through the body - they'd have used rope 1548644654906 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: aPPLEkACK Miso Furore23 MegaShit ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/157469/My_palms_still_hurt_like_shit._Make_them_pay._Big_time._-_Jawohl.

I DIED FOR CHRIST'S SINS

tree (123) , jesus (225) , christmas (18) , xmas (54)

Source: WEB / tehgiraffe URL: http://tehgiraffe.com/pix/2010/01/1263318402-tumblr_kw53dsyTKM1qz885eo1_500.png Info: PNG, 490 Kbytes (500x377) Added by: Omaha (Jan 13, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Wr104Gamma: I plant a tree every Christmas as a big yuk foo to the commercialization of a gift giving secular holiday 1263552656415 iprobablyhateyou: lol'd 1263568520680 flarp: Festive win! 1263620291543 wibbly: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tree 1263821814938 YuLiekPicturz: very nice 1293202921560 Finest: not bad.....even tho the tree has nothing to do with jesus or the bible 1293208597215 Anonymoose: the tree died 1293221354335 Wr104Gamma: ^So did jesus, but he wasn't real.. Kinda like a plastic tree people keep recycling 1297195361446 MrPerspective: Epic brilliance! :-) 1303622001406 Hughbie: gotta love that...fucking keeriste 1328024024276 BnSneky: damn 1328024471742 The fiz: uncool 1345505874822 Crackhead Fezmonkey: If you don't sin, jesus died for nothing. 1433122745873 Anonymous: Es scheint immer klarer zu werden, dass die EU an einem neuen Holocaust bastelt. Was sollte die EU ... 1548285470608 (show all comments) ethelred: Historians say Iesu was real enough. Much of the four Gospels that the early bishops put in their bible is sotires, some real some less so. The othe gospels that were banned gove a different view. 1548308195854 Anonymous: ^Try a different keyboard! That one doesn't make sense. 1548538138981 Anonymous: Christ....your not worth it 1548592504459 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: LemmyLaffer MrPerspective ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/83100/I_DIED_FOR_CHRIST'S_SINS

Gay jesus lion rule 34 beastiality chuck norris painting

gay (464) , jesus (225) , lion (39) , rule 34 (177) , beastiality (1) , chuck norris (11) , painting (72)

Source: WEB / ircimages URL: http://ircimages.com/ircimages/c/a/cafd1201464232c45d1bd3c9150eb0d8.jpg Info: JPG, 58 Kbytes (715x491) Added by: Anonymous (May 10, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Mortisha323: wtf? 1273518584549 Pyro: 34 1273519875410 Anonymous: Rule 34 spares no man! 1279515823519 suomynonA: no way, chuck noris over poweres rule 34, this pic cant be. get it off my internet 1279522418900 Anonymous: beastiality 1280234751787 Niklas: jesus fucking christ 1280249307309 Redrocco 1280249517502 anonlolwut: chuck norris must be immortal because as far as I know all felines have spikes on their penis heads.............Discovery channel 1281827091449 blutschwingel: this is what christians actually fap to 1282600410228 MrPerspective: So much for Chuck Noris Fact #72, I guess. "Rule 34 spareth no man nor beast!" (Book of Porn Genesis, 2, 7-8) 1298001715508 MrPerspective: <---- "Chuck Noris doesn't take shit lying down. It is LIONS in holy fuck that take Chuck Noris down." ;-) 1298001950632 TinFoilHatGuy: Perspective, I'm kinda thinkin' that ChuckNorris RELIES on this kind of energy-infusion for his continued existance. 1298211157527 MrPerspective: ^ You're getting too metaphysical for me, Mister. I'm out of my league with the DEEPER mysteries of the Universe. ;-) 1298283626566 MrPerspective: ^ Speaking of which, does that tin foil hat really block *all* mind-control waves? I'd be interested in buying one. You know, before he Rapture... 1298283726946 (show all comments) Anonymous: WHOA!... Whoa. whoa... 1308175691247 Panzerhand: is this sitting in someones home? 1308551453247 monkeynards: jesus was a nigger. 1315299943823 BnSneky: whoa 1315304216158 Quantum69: You know when you see something that's just so wrong that it doesn't even compute. I should keep this picture in my wallet for those times. 1315308825791 Gantzkas: Not Jesus but those two guys who bought a lion in london then set it free and then they returned and it recognised them. 1315320192376 Lexicon: Chuck Norris? I thought it was Siegfried & Roy. 1322553300499 insidejob: im sure that David De Rothschild on the right. 1322570687388 Anonymous: so is jesus taking him up the ass or giving him, um head? 1322572156575 Anonymous: It's not bestiality. Lions are bigger. That's a human in a lion costume, ergo, not bestiality. 1357365993528 Anonymous: Okay, i've got this...So it looks like this guy is being eff'd by the spirit of jesus, who has in his infite wisdom...possessed a lion....hooooookaaaaaaaaay! 1359293827888 Anonymous: the lion wouldn't use tongue, he would use teeth, just as when he bangs a lioness 1421186084487 Anonymous: Move over lion, Let me show you how it is done ! 1421952639437 CrackheadFezmonkey: Jesus was well hung. 1424201864396 Anonymous: dammit!? Why couldnt it be a horse 1547707075399 Anonymous: ^Would you exchange your kingdom for one? 1547745808853 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: horseguy SLAVE45 zorn457 ) , hated by 2 (last: LastResort raulsgirlnj87 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/123409/Gay_jesus_lion_rule_34_beastiality_chuck_norris_painting

Jesus appalled faggotry

jesus (225) , appalled (5) , faggotry (6)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1234301674576.jpg Info: JPG, 60 Kbytes (750x600) Added by: *.externet.hu (Feb 11, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: yay 1244850379273 mrscurva: I still like sucking cock! 1284511681948 Clownichter: ^GOOOOOD FOR UUUUUU 1284516994901 Flarp: Rejoice! Jesus has returned! This is Jesus' position of the church, today. 1284522506123 Anonymous: Meanwhile, on Vulcan - Spock mind melds with Jesus 1284523040876 g-man: I cant believe you took all my bullshit seriously 1284549065791 nigel: he cries for to much islam in the world 1371471621910 Anonymous: so much forgotten, so much of it - all this little deaths and social traffic accidents, life sucks brains 1371471738825 Anonymous: "Twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty! Ready or not, here I come!" 1371512985471 ethelred: Those crazy US churches, sprout like mushrooms, so that some trickster can make $$$$$$$$ and fuck deluded 14 year old girls. 1547733632979 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/1462/Jesus_appalled_faggotry

MYTHOLOGY - Today it's religion, tomorrow it's fable.

jesus (225) , myth (4) , greek (3) , roman (4) , religion (396)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1300053485188.jpg Info: JPG, 37 Kbytes (500x346) Added by: AZO (Mar 13, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Amen 1300916939710 Antiphon: True story, Bro! 1300917194364 belasco: what in tartarus!? ..who's the hippy on the far right? 1301183831956 Anonymous: ^ Horus the only true God. Accept Him as your Lord and Master or burn in hell. 1301185775722 MrPerspective: ^ GTFO, heathen bitch! I only answer to Moloch. 1303620900421 Anonymous: so true 1303627563549 Anon: I wish I was born where all this stupid bullshit was already overrun 1303634595317 MrPerspective: ^ You'd still have to fight off the newest BS. It never ends. 1303691516315 Anonymous: And then someone will come along and decide to believe the old myths, making it a religion again. 1314771377925 Anonymous: Bird-boy, the shocker, and long haired freaky people 1314771580840 Anonymous: And folks will still kill you for not taking thier fables seriously. 1317651883704 Anonymous: sure 1317652720389 NorwayJunkie: ODIN will rape Jesus and all the other homo-gods 1317658330774 AZO: ^lol 1317663996487 (show all comments) Anonymous: Your God was nailed to a tree, my god has a hammer- get the picture? 1318511793446 AZO: ^point was, fuck all Gods, you fail 1318744371722 wichskralle: MYTHOLOGY - Today it's religion, tomorrow it's fap fap fap. 1318774725359 wichskralle 2: MYTHOLOGY - Today it's religion, tomorrow it's fapable 1318774782168 Oldandevil: "Die Religion ... ist das Opium des Volkes" 1344750513551 oldandneutral: I prefer masses of opium to opium of the masses 1344751037262 Arschloch33: The age of reason is still in the future, I'm afraid 1344810252501 gypsygreen: Jesus is a myth. Simple truth and anyone who beleives otherwise is a complete fool and lower on the evolutioary scale than me. 1367161854771 mabel: It's said that the only original thing in Christianity is the personality of Jesus 1546936540964 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Ardamel MAELSTHUR MrPerspective ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/171098/MYTHOLOGY_-_Today_it's_religion,_tomorrow_it's_fable.

Jesus brian song

jesus (225) , brian (8) , song (18)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1273535085255.jpg Info: JPG, 31 Kbytes (460x312) Added by: Anonymous (May 11, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: always look on the BRIGHT... 1273545576568 CreepisKryp: ...Si-ide of Life... 1273563880574 DutchGuy: life's a piece of shit... when you look at it... 1273600525564 Anonymous: Jesus can you see my house from there? 1273901937778 Anonymous: *whistles* 1275401968223 Anonymous: Look, you've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals! 1275409667893 Anonymous: Yes, we are all individuals! 1275409895579 Hughbie: So please follow me..... 1275410143808 Anonymous: You're all different! 1275410223101 Anonymous: I'm not. 1275410237455 Anonymous: Shh! 1275410593790 Hughbie: Oi.....just follow me blindly please... 1275410685417 Anonymous: Biggus Dickus ftw 1275411011656 Hughbie: OI....no biggus dickus please...just follow me....blindly...please....I...I know it all.... 1275411234259 (show all comments) Anonymous: Fap To religion fail... 1278650875831 Anonymous: I have been wondering all my life why we sing in church ... now I know exactly why ... Jesus Sang even near his death ... 1278660651824 Anonymous: that isn't Jesus on there for fuck's sake, it's a very naughty boy 1288828973419 Anonymous: Life's a laugh and death's a joke,it's true. 1288829132979 Seph: Worse things happen at sea, you know 1288829879801 chrud: i wish this had sound! :) <3 that song! 1294964616153 BnSneky: Jebus? 1294964780509 Kil0Bite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loyjm4SOa0 1294964782345 Greeft: I fail to see why this caused such anger among the christofags. Just a bunch of religious twats getting their knickers in a twist over a film they hadn't actually watched but had been told they should be outraged about because it was blasphemous lol. 1294969176221 Furore23: In fact, for a bunch of atheists, they made a film that is really very respectful of Jesus. Every other douchebag, not so much. 1307796989647 Tattoos: "Worse things happen at sea!" 1324701015483 Tattoos: Furore69, I've warned you before. You are out of your element. Knowing these men, I advise you to shut the vagina/asshole you call a mouth. You have never met them, are too stupid to understand their humor so do yourself a favor and shut your dick-sucking mouth! 1324701838543 Furore23: ^ Oh no, not warned! How awful! 1324745723218 NMTT: He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! 1395344812107 Anonymous: "im flying without wings...." 1395425918921 Anonymous: "Life's a piece of shit, when you look at IT!" 1395484454733 Arschloch33: by the way: the record is available in the foyer 1398810370932 Anonymous: Eric Idle is God ! 1401321200397 Anonymous: "I'm Brian! No, I'm Brian!! And so's my wife!" 1401376761926 Crackhead FezMonkey: jesus was well hung 1448216008830 Anonymous: Are you the Judean People's Front?? 1448340117641 ethelbert: Just like the Stranglers; "Christ has told his mother, Christ he told her not to bother, Cos he's all right in the city, Cos he's high above the ground, he's just hanging around" 1546420163260 Anonymous: I saved 15% on auto insurance 1546537899779 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Arschloch33 Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/123528/Jesus_brian_song

I'm going to create man and woman with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from the sin I originall condemned you to.

jesus (225) , religion (396) , ta dah (1)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1235514750825.jpg Info: JPG, 46 Kbytes (310x386) Added by: *.comcast.net (Feb 25, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse heeeeeeers---: spoiler=he dies 1252452741718 Hughbie: the original David Copperfield. 1252453523413 ImaD00d: That makes SO MUCH SENSE!!! 1252460731111 Anonymous: ^^ exactly.... dumbass. 1252463367418 FastLube5189F: dam 1252466763104 Anonymous: 7418 is obviously too stupid to understand sarcasm... dumbass 1252793968308 Anonymous: Sums it up pretty well. 1254804235352 Killion: ummmm, forgot to mention that if you practice vampirism and cannabalism on his body you got nothing to worry about ('cept priests) 1254804741705 ImaD00d: 8308 glad somebody got it. 1254806604592 Anonymous: now thats what i call sense! 1260448342117 crackerkiller5: ROFL!!!!! 1260461098599 Anonymous: cool story bro 1260467718403 TASTYbacon: Sky cake, WHY ARE YOU SO DELICIOUS?!?!?! 1260474910955 Anonymous: Funny how some jokes made by atheists at the expense of Christianity are based on teachings invented by the Church long after the last book of the Bible was written. 1267508339464 (show all comments) Anonymous: ^ why so serious 9464? 1267508747140 Warg: Its only funny cuz that's what the book actually says... 1270785152803 Anonymous: jesus is the son of god 1271290260646 Aalfred666: THIS PIC IS SOOO FUCKING TRUE!! and NO I dont care how many times i hear the same shit JESUS IS A WANABE SON OF GOD. HE was a Hebrew revolutionist and nothing more. 1271307047785 WhiteShark: Jesus = Church = Mafia 1272654492228 Juggle91: no where in the bible does it say that jesus is THE god 1273434967511 ImYourMomBIATCH: Jesus, you smart piece of shit! 1273447569571 Anonymous: Funny but stupid. Man and woman weren't created with original sin, they were granted it after eve ate the forbidden fruit or watever the fuck its called. and Jesus sacrificed himself for the the christian fags' sins, not original sin, which he condemmed "us" to. original sin is "absolved" by nearly drowning an infant in water in front of an audience, aka "baptism" 1275832114423 Anonymous: it doesnt have to be an infant... and it mearly means that if u want to go to heaven you just have to accept jesus into ur life and agree that he died for your sins and ask him to forgive them... research heaven and hell sometime... u want to go to some cloudy sunny place with angels and celbency or do u want to see whats going on in the underworld.... ? i personally will take my chances in hell 1275834380775 Anonymous: Nice trick! 1275845475658 cybersinner: It is actually quite nice "down there". My master is quite rewarding of those who promote his views. We are rewarded much better than those who spend eternity in heaven without sex, drugs or 4chan. 1275845658310 George: 9464, This post uses your own teachings to prove you wrong. 1286917800802 Anonymous: Everything in that 'Book' was written decades later, have you ever played 'Telephone'? If Hitler had won he would be venerated as a saint in churches today. If you tell a lie loudly enough and long enough, people will start to believe it, Joseph Goebbels. 1364887475352 Anonymous: I find it odd that there are recent additions to the bible. I mean, didn't you get it right the first time ? No, I don't think so. Still more ways to play propagando for the weak-minded. 1364933840241 Fezmonkey: The bible is the true Word of God because it says so in the bible. 1431310402995 Anonymous: Magic beardman. 1431322871684 Anonymous: Lay off the bong, hippie. And get your hair cut 1488791002588 Anonymous: The bible is a pack of lies. Just like any other so-called "religious" book. If you believe in religious crap, you're an idiot. 1489355652983 ethelred: The bible isn't lies any more than Aesop's fables are lies. Bits of it are muddled history, some other bits are true. 1540345260594 obadiah: Satan was God before Christianity, probably Pan, god of animal flocks, nature and what-have-you. So he was depicted as partly a goat. 1540530770663 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Quantum69 fezmonkey Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/2431/I'm_going_to_create_man_and_woman_with_original_sin._Then_I'm_going_to_impregnat e_a_woman_with_myself_as_her_child,_so_that_I_can_be_born._Once_alive,_I_will_ki ll_myself_as_a_sacrifice_to_myself._To_save_you_from_the_sin_I_originall_condemn ed_you_to.

Jesus mix

jesus (225) , mix (22)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.gagspace.com/imgsrc/jesus_mix.jpg Info: JPG, 198 Kbytes (1024x789) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Mar 30, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse AGENTDORK: LOL OH MAN LOL 1264813006134 \m/: DERP 1264813083963 Anonymous: lol 1267552402681 ILoveyouBitches: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! Jesus pwns!! 1267557255177 Anonymous: "im so high nothing can hurt me"← that one made me laugh 1268329357275 Grave: Dude XD 1268329812608 Anonymous: trust me,im jesus...i LOL"D 1268647026465 Anonymous: FUCK JESUS! 1268765970801 Anonymous: LOL WHO IS DIS 1269297311852 thedude50: Somebody's going to hell for this one. 1304885324511 sprmario: ▲ 1304889360730 sprmario: ▲ ▲ Win 1304889368610 ticklethis: close^ 1304889380845 Anonymous: jesus best troll lol 1366580032757 (show all comments) ethelred: No-one's "going" to hell. Hell is in your mind. 1539659219797 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/6339/Jesus_mix

REJECT CHRIST - RECEIVE BACON

jesus (225) , bacon (42)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1238727313058.jpg Info: JPG, 124 Kbytes (324x500) Added by: *.cox.net (Apr 3, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: mmmmm, bacon 1240907845843 Anonymous: i have a length of pork for you honey. 1240928412817 fappa-choppa: to many fucking pedo's here on 4chan 1241621971963 meh: bacon>christ 1241709919672 antichrist: well fuck me...I've been ripped off then. All I got was a pork sausage...I want my FUCKING bacon you tight arse CUNTS... 1241735872201 night: I reject Christ! Now, where's my fucking bacon? 1242499415334 Anonymous: i wanna fuck her 1242508425693 Anonymous: i would fuck her little brains out 1242510058619 Anonymous: Is that Kevin Bacon's sister ? 1246409290859 Jesus: What on earth are you teaching these kids these days ? 1248210392114 FU: Baconomics? Makes sense to me. I formally reject christ, I want my bacon smothered in HP brown sauce. C'mon bitch where is it? 1248217098865 Anonymous: Is her name Bacon??? 1248246428787 Anoymous: Kevin Bacon's daughter - Sosie Ruth Bacon - Kevin needs all the promotion he can get after all the shitty movies he has been in . 1248378986352 Anonymous: ^ newfag What about that movie where he like turns Invisible? Thats a scary movie imdb dot com/title/tt0164052/ 1260201898289 (show all comments) Anonymous: ive rejected him since ever, I want my bacon nao >_< 1264893332948 Spleen: bacon fucking rocks! 1264914789199 Anonymous: GTFO 1264953980841 Warg: I HATe JESUS!!! GIVE ME FUCKING BACON!!! 1270787329344 crackerkiller5: i love bacon 1270788693696 fap: I hope her name is bacon. How will this work, Im athiest... 1272924410938 Anonymous: Seriously, WTF pedos? 1273701297640 Anonymous: I REJECT I REJECT!!!! GIV ME BACON!! 1273713806436 Grave: well I do like bacon 1280175446788 Anonymous: i'd tap that ... while eating her bacon 1280175493584 sickfuck88: ok where mah bacon 1290025895378 Psilofyr: Bacon Jesus likes bacon. 1292785783493 BnSneky: i liek bacon also 1292786068364 rock: I blame the parents 1292786827816 Weed: No, you've got it all wrong. If you reject Christ, you reject bacon. That's why it's funny. 1292788067197 Gypsygreen: all i got was lolly 1293309567656 Tyler Durden: Deal 1314855069818 Anonymous: It's a TRAP!!! 1538986560448 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Quantum69 Quasimodo Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/7831/REJECT_CHRIST_-_RECEIVE_BACON

AND OUR LORD SAID SUFFER THE LITTLE CHILDREN TO CUM UNTO ME

pedobear (335) , jesus (225)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1265070593693.jpg Info: JPG, 53 Kbytes (752x794) Added by: Docthebastard (Feb 2, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse keithabarron: PFFT BAHAHAHA 1270519468712 Anonymous: lawl'd 1270534328735 Anonymous: kk 1272133012816 Anonymous: no for him to cum unto them 1275682373591 ElCapitan: fag 1275695326698 gtfo: After 3 days he cums again 1275708494883 Canucklehead: If their old enough to cum, who wants them??? 1304087987476 Anonymous: Canucklehead, lmao 1304094603816 Anonymous: rofl 1304150590879 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/88709/AND_OUR_LORD_SAID_SUFFER_THE_LITTLE_CHILDREN_TO_CUM_UNTO_ME

Music band jesus christ superstar musical

music (89) , band (25) , jesus christ (1) , superstar (1) , musical (1)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.craigswatt.com/Jesus%20Christ%20Super%20Star%20014.jpg Info: JPG, 608 Kbytes (1600x1200) Added by: Redrocco (May 12, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse JustGodlike: I lol'd 1304039649645 crazyassmofo: Fags 1304048091202 Aganonymous: the... 1304063763103 Conman: they stole their wigs from needy cancer patients. just what jesus would do. 1304064026203 Bob the builder: Just another reason Im with the terrorists... 1304345416282 Anonymous: Poodle rock from the 1980's? 1529592145405 Anonymous: ^LOL. But also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dyl0j3WU6Y 1529626749766 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/124036/Music_band_jesus_christ_superstar_musical

ALL OF A SUDDEN, JESUS AND THE FATCAT APPEARED BEFORE THE FORLORN AND WANTING SAND NEGROS

jesus (225) , fatcat (1) , cat (894)

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cool story bro

cool story bro (3) , jesus (225)

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If Jesus had been a giraffe the Romans would have had a hard time crucifying him

giraffe (27) , jesus (225)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1236696598598.jpg Info: JPG, 57 Kbytes (486x700) Added by: *.broadband.hu (Mar 10, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: ahahaha 1247157100101 Furore23: God just wasn't thinking ahead, was he? 1277128936706 Posselt’s Mum: if jesus had been a wood worm the jews and romans would have been fucked 1277311833244 Anonymous: That is clearly a leopard, and easily crucified;I might add, once the teeth are removed. 1328067266681 clownichter: If he was a RaptorJesus then the romans would have ceased to exist. Science 1 - Religion 0 1328071606712 Anonymous: lol 1330766245805 Holy Fook: I wish to slap the bitch that created papyrus font. 1330780156774 Anonymous: If jesus was a Cross, it would of been pointless to nail him to a cross. 1331273568471 clownichter: ^HA! 1331316372418 cliven: If jesus was a nail, how would one attach him to the cross.... 1331475774718 BnSneky: hahahaha 1331475896235 latinfag: what it they hanged him instead? 1341524032873 InternetH8Machine: Get off that cross, giraffe. You look ridiculous. You dont belong on there, you're not even the Son of God 1341535278360 Anonymous: Lucky he wasn't then. 1528420741381 (show all comments) Anonymous: The giraffe would say,don't bother guys I'll do it myself 1528425547511 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/3891/If_Jesus_had_been_a_giraffe_the_Romans_would_have_had_a_hard_time_crucifying_him

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! - YES MY SON. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

pig (72) , cartoon (197) , jesus (225) , religion (396)

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Jesus skyscraper knock hello modern society giant

jesus (225) , skyscraper (6) , knock (5) , hello (5) , modern (4) , society (6) , giant (36)

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Thanks jesus

thanks (11) , jesus (225)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://img.chan4chan.com/lolpad/room17.png Info: PNG, 43 Kbytes (640x480) Added by: 89.243.* (Jun 23, 2010) Category: lolpad NSFW: no Report abuse Moongrim: Jesus can suck my dick! 1278287303456 bib: jesus DID suck my dick 1278288497209 cybersinner: Jesus is STILL sucking my dick! 1278289517708 Anonymous: i cant suck jesus dick...i dont wanna 1278444028368 fingerofdoom: go to hell faggots. 1278473729655 Moongrim: Jesus sucks dick 1278504599867 Anonymous: allah suck dick 1278513740990 Anonymous: allah suck dick of all 1278513773564 Anonymous: Jesus, Muhammad, allah and God all suck eachothers dicks. 1278524295620 Anonymous: And Buddha is the pivot man in a circle jerk comprises of; Zues, Shiva, Confucius, Satan and Michael Landon. 1278524363840 Moongrim: Man Jesus sure can give good head. 1278549268653 Nickeh43: Thank jesus I am not a fucking Christian! 1278654011322 Anonymous: kill all niggers 1279086701540 Anonymous: go suck your own dick faggotz 1280353399222 (show all comments) MrSandyNigger: Thank Allah I'm not a fucking Christian...or a muslim. 1303636258925 Limerick: ^Or a mermaid. 1303636317341 Anonymous: Jesus after cybersinners dick - go suck Mohammed's dick and then kiss mohammed and spit his own cum back into his mouth.. 1367232861506 Anonymous: Fuck off, relitard scum! 1526689789173 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/134367/Thanks_jesus

RAPTOR JESUS: Nowhere in the bible did it state that jesus was not a raptor.

raptor (41) , jesus (225) , teeth (138)

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Cartoon popeye religion jesus last supper

cartoon (197) , popeye (4) , religion (396) , jesus (225) , last supper (11)

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Jesus

jesus (225)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1236138952068.jpg Info: JPG, 12 Kbytes (302x372) Added by: *.externet.hu (Mar 4, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: meh 1262464533835 Apu: fapfapfap...C-C-C-CUMSHOT!!! 1262468663992 Anonymous: you're sick and you will pay for it the hard way 1267580962357 Anonymous: ^ lol ur god doesn't exist 1267583135415 non-believer: What? Is your God gonna miraculously appear and strike us dowwwWWWWW.......ack. 1267583468391 Anonymous: it's me 1267583518289 His God: Ok which one of you little pricks is next? 1267583655242 Anonymous: v 1267585843783 Kobe Bryant: i am jesus, who is this imposter? 1267586804603 Kobe Bryant: ack! ....... (x_x) 1267588752532 Moongrim: Who Farted? 1271371251375 Anonymous: What a piece of shit 1271428415584 Anonymous: forgives you 1272227526762 marcelocent: LMAO 1272405857214 (show all comments) marcelocent lol 1272405959390 spoooks1: That cross looks awfully high! 1272406559613 Anonymous: He died so you can be forgiven for the stupid shit you do 1272439235125 angie: bastard 1272552771400 Furore23 Eyeshadow Jesus... or Shotgun Jesus? 1278425530219 the world: we look up to this. 1278786647658 Canucklehead: Fictional character not unlike Donald Duck. 1303932725838 Anonymous: ^agreed 1303933216935 tnn2: R.I.P. Hobo with a shotgun 1303934477354 pttb66: fuck god he died when the angles fell 1303945192784 Anonymous: Kick Ass ! Ignore all these doubting FOOLS My Lord. WE WILL WELCOME YOU BACK ON MAY 21st THIS YEAR ! October 21st is JUDGEMENT DAY YOU ATHIEST FUCKTARDS !! 1304023669756 Anonymous: may 21st is the judgement day right?after may 21st 23:59 commit suicide you dumbfuck.don't keep your lord waiting... 1304024066898 downsouth husla: well now we have covered politic let do religion...i met god once in a tunnel with lights . he talked to me and his voice sound like thunder...if yall only knew what i saw there is no way yall would be writing that shit and on the 7th level of hell .. people like yall get to carry your head around in a caged box buttt naked ....for eternity... 1304024162170 MrPerspective: I met God while losing my virginity, when my thermonuclear orgasm made me one with the Universe. And at the same time, she kept calling me "Jesus". I guess I did find her G-spot (God spot?) after all... 1304025334830 Bob the builder: Hot 1304414244380 The Original Spoon: R.I.P. Epic Beard Man 1320279744490 Anonymous: I though Jesus was a nigger ! 1320283556180 Momboñombo: what a display of creativity we have in MrPerspective 1320288100173 Anonymous: Jesus was a fag and Mary was a whore 1320715253145 oldandevil: I can't fap to this... well, maybe a little. 1320717684579 Anonymous: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." 1320718407331 Anonymous: Canucklehead,actually Donald Duck is more believable 1320719642347 Anonymous: Mary birthed Jesus.Mary was 13.God was a pedophile 1320720405780 user775: Jesus! why you no shave! 1320720499156 NorwayJunkie 1320763766920 Trolololols: Its 11/12/11... Apolypsefags suicided yet? 1321061887382 Bonefish: Mmm.. Doesn't look like a 1389062201218 Bonefish: ... Galilean Jew, more like a western European Caucasian hippie. 1389062610522 Anonymous: 'sus' is Latin for 'swine' 1525462784404 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/3065/Jesus

Jesus last supper

jesus (225) , last supper (11)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1238184498294.jpg Info: JPG, 95 Kbytes (909x481) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Mar 28, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: DUDE! You're in my seat! 1245351694747 Anonymous: there is a girl in there 1245366938244 Anonymous: to the left of jesus 1245366953879 FB: what happened to the holy grail? Actually, no one even has a cup. 1246309200580 Anonymous: which one is this Jesus fellow ? 1246325403561 Jesus: Hey man ! You people talkin about me walkin on water - what kind of racist remark is that ? You tryin to call me a wetback or sometihin. I no cut your grass anymore gringo . 1246373398788 Bubble: I thort Peter was a rabbit? or is that South Park people telling my fibs again 1246825206544 Anonymous: by the way numbnuts...its "thought"....I guess you are just dumb...or retarded so you are excused. 1246843264720 Anonymous: Jesus Christ! Did you fart?! Stop eating that cabbage! 1246853699948 Bubble: numbnuts? it was only me bitch, and its shorter and easyer when drunk. 1246856552352 Bubble: and it looks like you knew what i ment so why bother? Why? nothing else better to say? people like you make me realise i'm not just the only looser on here 1246856637499 Anonymous: 7499..you said it...you are a looser....so please...take a number, join the queue and while you are at it dumbo, learn to spell...its not hard...unless you are retarded that is 1246860473158 Cam the PedoMan: "awww mann who the fuck farted" 1247207044143 Oa: "Where's the fucking Chinese food? I specifically ordered the Spicy Hunan Special." How fucking hard is it to cater a dinner for 12 goddam people? I am so outta here. Cleanse your own fucking sins!" BTW: At least I got it, Bubble. You rocked. 1248016645797 (show all comments) Bubble: No it aint hard i agree, but you shitass americans can understand it so... fuck you, don't forget to smile :) 1248018048325 Bubba: Bubble should get into the bath tub, fart and bite the bubble 1248018922671 Anonymous: yeah 1248018985100 Bubble: lol i LOVE THIS PLACE 1248019545133 Hughbie: OK....WHO farted> 1248019984568 Hughbie: OK....WHO farted? 1248019988593 mrscurva: There's cum in my oatmeal! 1284512038349 Anonymous: Jesus was a Freemason. He's in the shape of a pyramid in that picture. 1284517332912 Anonymous: It still amazes me looking at thise how condused all the Jews were even back then !! 1284555339952 Anonymous: bubble will never get a decent job with spelling like that. have fun working at denny's for the rest of your worthless life. 1284558593949 Anonymous: FB look closely there are small glasses with a red substance in the b ottom next to each plate, funny that they're not using the plates for anything the bits of bread are just lying on the table. 1284565698906 Anonymous: Fuck it 1284574688830 NiGHTS: FB. the point da vinci was trying to make was that the grail wasnt a Cup 1284664649988 Anonymous: None of them are watching that TV on the floor in front of the table... 1284665625812 Anonymous: fail. where is the dog? 1390001062285 OhMy: that would be the guy who says things like i'm the dog of the father, noone gets to him without having been surveilled by me. maybe one of the white bearded ones. 1390017052565 Anonymous: "Whatever possessed you to paint three Christs?" "It works, man! It works!" 1525456851875 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/5800/Jesus_last_supper

Cat gore jesus cross africa

cat (894) , gore (629) , jesus (225) , cross (31) , africa (214)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1318854834214.jpg Info: JPG, 36 Kbytes (468x520) Added by: Captngeetch (Oct 17, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Flarp: shitty 1318857037518 Redrocco: fucking Haitians 1318857352423 Captngeetch: Yeah...this one pissed me off too..someone should put them up on crosses 1318857653514 AZO: In the beginning..was a shitbox 1318857854618 Anonymous: Someone should teach them to be nice. Oh wait someone tried. And they crucified a cat in mocking of him. Tread carefully cat murderer. God likes to shake cat killers. 1318857931129 RKB 1318858417849 sms1982: Fucked 1318865271240 MegaShit: Lollers... now do it with some bunnies 1318866029275 Anonymous: fucking niggers, seriously. 1318866075914 Anonymous: Romans used ropes not nails to mount thier criminals for execution. 1318877124815 Anonymous: And thier crosses looked like capital T's not lower-cased t's. 1318877182477 fiveby5: stupid haitians! don't they know that you have to hang the cat corpses from marionette strings so that the feline spirit can dance in the afterlife for a bountiful harvest? all this is doing is making mother gaia rigored and constipated. duh!! 1318880297220 Bad Boy Bubby: God punishes these mother fuckers with AIDS so its all even in the end 1318928346812 RubberG: I have Haitians a few houses down from me. They only live because its illegal for me to shoot them. 1318936748387 (show all comments) KofeeAnon: fucking niggers. Start acting like humans and you'll get treated like humans, MAYBE 1319005501463 BlazinWeed: Are you fucking kidding me? damn it Niggers, damn it. 1319809092845 cheesecake: - God spelled backwards is "cat" 1319954070519 GirlSoldier727: This makes GS sad :( 1320035032994 Anonymous: this is why we should kill all niggers 1320040367579 Anonymous: this is why we should kill all wiggers 1320043356420 Anonymous: its a dead cat symbol about getting fucked up by missionairies possibly 1322478776988 Hughbie: haitians...africans...all just a step out of the cave and barely out from under the rock....maybe when they stop this shit the rest of the world might consider taking them seriously... 1322479397130 Peckerhead: Fucking nigger beasts.....damn them to hell 1322497884899 Quantum69: AWWWWW HELL NAW!!!!!!!!! 1322497982233 BnSneky: fucking Niggers 1322498663714 HungLoh: Cat killers are no better than serial killers. Death to them all. 1322499951573 Anonymous: ich hasse neger ! 1322502095274 The Original Spoon: sad and fucked up 1322504175927 Anonymous: Fucken niggers I wanna go there to hunt some coons down! 1322508401507 Peckerhead: I'd like to nail a nigger to a cross and set on fire.......hate them motherfuckers 1322508638994 Anonymous: Nigger, please.... 1322508726429 InternetH8Machine: Have some respect!! JesusCat died for all your sins!! 1322512521765 Grund1e: Idiot nigers! 1322517251156 Anonymous: That nigger done nailed him some pussy 1322518197890 Anonymous: niggers are scum 1322518520435 Anonymous: enjoy your aids monkeys! 1322526167720 Anonymous: IM GOING TO KILL THE NEXT NIGGER I SEE 1324019456315 Vincent859: promises, promises... 1324031474956 d3ejmz: ermmm... ther's no gore in OP. Just sayin... 1324031535245 RubberG: ^ where is the gore lately? C4C gettin' soft?? 1324039730987 Anonymous: Niggers about to nail a cracka to a cross ! 1324047784893 Vincent859: ^^ RubberG, there's usually MORE gore than this??? 1324067326272 Anusnymous: "RubberG: I have Haitians a few houses down from me." Well, God took some haitian houses down, too ;9 1324125522783 Anonymous: fucking americans 1324126883676 Anonymous: I don't like this 1324132616716 strolch: stupid niggers !!! 1324208706351 BunnyOlesen: This one goes under my file called 'filthy niggers' and 'filthy shit niggers do' 1325562366705 FrozenBacon: i ts high time for slavery again, nobody do this to a pussy 1326658745309 Borderline: Fucking Niggers, die you sub-human nigglet counts!!! 1326666754258 Anonymous: You bought them food and shelter suckas ! Now they celebrate MLK day tomorrow 1326666800764 AndrogynousBoy: fucking stinking nigger retards 1329061574199 Anonymous: and this is why they live in the shithole of the world 1329069995629 Anonymous: get dubs 1329079415964 Anonymous: Niggers are subhuman garbage. 1329869519627 Werner: This Niggers have to die SLOWLY and PAINFULL !!!!!! 1331084694846 Anonymous: lol 7849, love the cig in the cat's mouth X'D 1331333545654 Anonymous: Niggertards wanna kill each other off fine. Don't take out comparatively defenseless creatures. 1331525085660 Anonymous: I will NEVER HELP BLACKS again....sick fucks! 1331536367657 crewsey: what bothers me is there is a "nigger " tag but no "spic" tag 1331536568578 titeuf: putain de negres ... ammenez les moi et je les fait morfler 1331660273221 anonL: hope to see the day when the law permits me to shoot an unlimited number of niggers per day 1332484974216 anonymous: ^ that may come sooner than you think. All its gonna' take is for niggers to riot in all the cities. If the cops can't handle it,it will be up to the armed citizen. We learned are lesson with the Rodney King and Katrina riots. 1332491450518 Anonymous: All hail jesus nyan 1332552019279 Anonymous: Fuckin' niggers. That's not even fair, a cat can't defend itself against a group of blacks. 1334784826529 Anonymous: damn 1334786280185 halfmast: cat jebus i worship you 1334818528988 MAELSTHUR: burn them with fire 1334886737587 eyedol: wtf haha 1336212575288 Anonymous: GODDAMN BUT i HATE niggers! kill them all! 1336307298638 Anonymous: How I just hate niggers 1336428218126 Anonymous: Yo dis cat be our God and shit 1336536577102 Anonymous: some say jesus was black...id crucify him if he was. 1337433192632 Quantum69: I lol'd @ this thread for all the wrong reasons, but i couldn't help myself! 1337433598617 rüdiger: 2012 negerhass gesellschaftsfähig 1337451394787 Zobinsky: wicked games 1338374177720 MonkeyNards: alll their jesus figures were washed away...its called being resourceful. 1339820990258 Stalker: Cat Jeebus died for their sins. There were too many of them, so three days later he came back and buried them all in the desert. 1347464373454 Anonymous: what?! at least they didn't nail a jew to the cross! they can be ever so cross.... 1347480987814 eyedol: lololol 1349127660409 Anonymous: Now I understand why Haiti will always be a shithole. 1353471687978 huck1944: that is wrong on so many levels 1353511105560 CLAVDIVS GERMANICVS: Niggers. The plague of modern world. 1354473481517 eyedol: ^^MOCKING CHRIST AND CRUCIFING A CAT AT THE SAME TIME, HILARIOUS 1358559512899 ASPCA: If I find you it will not be fun 1358574429515 proxyderping: SUBHUMANS ! 1358588198939 Antiphon: This day shall be known as "good caturday" from now an. Let's all praise Catesus! 1358612115135 Anonymous: fuck that 1358640644567 Anonymous: assholes !! 1358672260721 Cockosaurus-Rex: Wtf?!?! That's NOT how you prepare a cat for consumption! Now we're gonna need to marinade in vinegar to cut the gaminess, and you can't fuckin do that with the.... Jokes aside I hope they killed the poor fucker first, that's extreme. 1359772373284 RhinoVirus: No lulz, only sadz. 1359772459756 Bulbasaur111919: If no one was looking and they where separated by wooden walls; which one of these entities would you fuck? 1359847803600 Anonymous: Nigger "culture" 1359851777963 ▼▲▼: this is the point where the jew can no longer tout their stupidity as ‘humor’. 1360011488577 Anonymous "chickin?" 1360011976526 Anonymous: ^^ this 1360014750131 Anonymous: QUE IMBÉCILES COMO OFENDEN A JESUCRISTO 1360385381636 Anonymous: Fucking African American - typical!!! Rather kill a billion African Americans than a single cat - or any other animal for that matter 1368279149454 RubberG: ^ the correct term is nigger. 1368289913576 Meow.I.Lay.Me: The cat can be resurrected more times than Jesus! 1368322029199 Mephistopholes: Fucking niggers kill and destroy and ruin every fucking thing they touch. 1370998109370 djh123: derrs quan as a youngster wit dat heart on his shirt :D 1372382169323 crackerkiller5: All hail cat Jesus! 1372388330440 DryAssCrackers: None of 'YOU' people would last a single day there' 1372397761695 tokerator: ^mmmmmm As long as teh Jesus cat jerky lasts. 1372397823225 Anonymous: "You can do what you want! I won't talk...will never talk!" 1372725559117 Anonymous: dude i fucking hate niggers.. 1372811573813 RubberG: ^ you fit right in here then! Niggers: universaly hated by all other races. 1372811705554 Anonymous: God made us guardians to animals, all those who hurt those poor defenseless animals that only want love and care, will be judged when the come before the Lord 1405430147368 Anonymous: ^You are trolling right. I hope....otherwise..BWAHAHAHAHAA you fucktard. 1405432050463 Anonymous: I would be less up if it was a human. 1405435768701 Anonymous there ya go then... 1405437669360 Anonymous: "Father, into your hands I commit my spirit!" 1406108830382 Anonymous: I have a weird boner 1409864021308 Anonymous: When the town of niggerville runs out of K. F. C. ! 1417708847920 Anonymous: BLACK JEEZ GUN LUVZ YA 4 KILLIN DAT SATANIC CAT 1427789711396 Anonymous: FUCKING NIGGERISM!!!! GO NUKE!!! 1446100086248 Anonymous: must not fap..... 1446247786135 Pragmatic: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Israel is the true master race! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Israel is the true master race! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 1454016593873 Anonymous: ^ surrounded by Arabs who wil not stop until they wipe you out. Fun place, I guess. 1454016883619 Anonymous: Hillary clinton, the criminal piece of shit, approves that. 1454205309591 Anonymous: nuke israel. Those kike big nosed ugly animals need to die. 1454206286141 JimTheHammer: Fuck the cat. Who cares? 1459587949832 Anonymous: 'Nigger Lives Fundamentalism' 1459593650982 >>>: black lives matter = everyone else suffers 1459625951729 Anonymous: He died for your memes 1520224980546 Anonymous: Sigh 1520284685482 Anonymous: RIP: Richard Nixon 1520680803876 Anonymous Fucking BLM! 1523593487787 Anonymous: You must not criticize them. It is their culture and all cultures are equal. 1523669042329 Anonymous: ^Used to be our culture, too. If we are to believe science... 1523689492968 Anonymous: ^Depends what you mean by "our culture". I recall nothing about cats. 1523756439310 Anonymous: ^You don't have to. Those guys do. 1523796353136 Anonymous: ###############_KAMMAAAY3_%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%_* 1523870202649 Anonymous: ^^Yeah, cat houses. 1523924809177 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Eyedol mineagle ) , hated by 39 (last: ultron metalfan420 SLAVE45 Cyarkia huck1944 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/191720/Cat_gore_jesus_cross_africa

Jesus lick tattoo

jesus (225) , lick (162) , tattoo (268)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://uponamidnightdreary.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/IMG_2998-768x1024.jpg Info: JPG, 169 Kbytes (768x1024) Added by: AZO (Nov 20, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse LastResort: oh look, it's sinful jesus and dumb bitch betty, Both of you go drown in a vat of battery acid and spare us your pathetic attempts to be "edgy" 1321784125673 Quantum69: damn, looks like jesus is turning to the dark side. 1321787442626 A true believer: all you people who modk Jesus are the ones who will be mocked in the end so get ready for it. The end is on the way. 1324597584163 Anonymous: ^not sure if trolling or trolling 1324597605204 Quantum69: ^Probably trolling anon 1326492684303 Anonymous: who is this Jesus person they speak of?... 1326493885668 Queefly: Pretty sure that cocksucker's going to hell...... 1352426338828 Anonymous: Fuck you. 1363881943332 Anonymous: Fuck you. Jesus is the best man and god in the world ever 1363881959330 Fezmonkey: Jesus was well hung. 1430429990546 Anonymous: Is that the "Virgin" Mary? She was hot. 1430441865887 Anonymous: He hung out with a prostitute. This seems pretty fitting. 143303810299 Anonymous: AAAAAAAA 1521766547677 Anonymous: tt0095497 1521825456857 (show all comments) Anonymous: Mortal or immortal: the battle of the sexes will never be won as there is too much fraternization with the enemy. 1521850164712 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: NonComposMentis ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/195572/Jesus_lick_tattoo

PICTURE UNRELATED

religion (396) , spiderman (39) , jesus (225) , punch (55) , thread (1018) , unrelated (8) , bicycle (84) , unicycle (3)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1282999868923.png Info: PNG, 306 Kbytes (1024x1024) Added by: candlejack (Aug 28, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: What do you mean? It's totally related. It's obviously Spider-Man getting back from a mexican Holiday, sensing danger as he spots this mass-manipulating dude, he decides to take action, so the J-man tries to set him on fire and attempts to escape on a stolen bike, but Spider-Man is too fast and breaks his jaw. Hopefully that'll teach him! 1283030642439 Limerick: Except that's a unicycle. 1283141333666 crackerkiller5: mexican spider-man punching jesus christ who is riding a unicycle?......makes sense to me. 1283153867443 Pyro: ON FIAH 1283153948200 Rorix: Meanwhile in Tijuana... 1288543312743 Nickeh43: Oh hey this happened to me yesterday! WTF? 1288563291936 Leashedhate: ^You caught on fire and punched Jesus? 1288563368853 AwesomeAnonymous!: 0.25 secs later and spiderman has over 9000 lightening bolts shooting up his arse 1288571053971 Anonymous: So what? I've seen a movie where the TMNT fuck each other. 1288648435450 Nickeh43: @LH.... yeah, so? *shifty eyes* 1288718917232 chrud: spidey is just turning the other jesus cheek for him... 1294606917919 Maddi: ^No, Spidey is Hitler that is all.Goodbye. 1295875905159 NonComposMentis: Nice picture unrelated 1320799922689 Anonymous: so THATS how they were able to save Hitler's brain.....makes sense now... 1339189281205 (show all comments) AnonymousLATAM Airli: 2 Kings 14:25 He was the one who restored the boundaries of Israel from Lebo Hamath to the Dead Sea, in accordance with the word of the LORD, the God of Israel, spoken through his servant Jonah son of Amittai, the prophet from Gath Hepher. 1521223849584 Anonymous: This is what happens when a bored 13 year old with colored pencils has a PM math class. 1521247175312 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/147027/PICTURE_UNRELATED

JEBUS

homer (11) , simpsons (58) , jesus (225)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.imgur.com/WXBSS.jpg Info: JPG, 20 Kbytes (496x378) Added by: TwoFaced (May 8, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: save me jeebus! 1273347703955 Purplekush420: WWJD 1275066621474 LemmyLaffer: "Jebus" means "fucker" in Polish 1330705345822 S: Kurva! 1330705465799 Anonymous: stillwater fish dont swim against the current, ships sail against it quite some of the time 1330709088852 JODDLERBOY: Polski Kurva parso dobje! 1330719047561 Cheesecake: Death to all who look upon the Holier-than-thou image of Jebus ! 1361758764736 Anonymous: "Polish" means "gay" in Icelandic 1361890124287 NonComposMentis: ^icelandic isn't a valid language 1361890461431 Anonymous: ^ wrong! it's actually the ONLY valid language! 1361956269272 Anonymous: ^^ tell that to Bjork 1516361694536 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/122480/JEBUS

Jesus bethlehem star art camel

jesus (225) , bethlehem (1) , star (10) , art (1150) , camel (14)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://blog.hmns.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/star-of-bethlehem-2.jpg Info: JPG, 1549 Kbytes (2100x1500) Added by: AZO (Mar 17, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Nice pic. But it's mid-March. 1300402264316 AZO: thats around when you gotta start walking 1300404294109 Twinchlian: It will not always be mid-March son. 1300404405461 AZO: it's also why they're ..marching HA! 1300438484905 Antiphon: This is what Christians actually believe. 1300656118372 AZO: worship what you call "sandniggers" got for ya 1300657611370 AZO: fucked by camel fuckers since day 1 1300657651116 Greeft: It's just coming up to fall on the other side of the world. 1300657698479 Anonymous: *bump*! 1303193634162 Anonymous: what is your definition? I dont think that it is correct 1303203467224 fuckinghypocrites: And the retarded white trash redneck said :"Jesus! God bless America" 1303536177520 Furore23: "Shit! We're back in Seattle!" 1303557444383 AhruneDagon: Nah Its Just Ufo Beaming Down Aliens Regarded As Angels 1311996331221 Anonymous: Meth - Not even once 1312061432880 (show all comments) Anonymous: The greys and reptillians sure trolled us hard ! 1312068783734 Anonymous: Fuckin' hipsters 1312071395215 Anonymous: stars, kindalike dope 1327242280362 Anonymous: MEANWHILE IN DUBAI ..... 1327248237956 garter: Stoopid 1327249939838 Quantum69: R.I.P Occupy WS 1327254212798 Furore23: "Oh no! The Angel is breaking Unit Two's AT Field!" 1327259653308 eyedol: sorry to ruin your christmas nativity fairy tale but the nearest star is 4 light years away 1358675173776 Anonymous: Ah yes, the Virgin birth of Mithras, on December 25, as foretold by the appearance of a new star in the east, which was followed by three wise kings. A thousand years before the birth of the make-believe, wanna-be Nazarene. 1366433414953 Bonefish: ^True dat. 1366436410609 WillieBillBob: "Aha! Yonder lies the Pink Floyd concert". 1366514152694 Chanonymous: The extra brigt star was all we saw of the end of an entire civiliatio as thier sun went supernova. 1506152675500 Anonymous: ^yeah...wtf happened here on earth. All the nuts said a hidden planet was going to wipe out earth today, like the last time...and before that too...and prior to that as well... 1506152967840 Anonymous: Never happened. 1506624819931 Anonymous: Like George Carlin siad: "The biggest bullshit story ever told!" 1515240420337 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 1 (last: Korzo ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/171650/Jesus_bethlehem_star_art_camel

Santa jesus shit

santa (40) , jesus (225) , shit (238)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1260647746307.jpg Info: JPG, 78 Kbytes (600x367) Added by: imacoolnavyvet (Dec 12, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: fuckin fapped ! what a fantasy !!! 1260650780361 stalker13: i lol'd 1260731100778 Anonymous: I have a new found respect for Santa 1260766711745 jackfrosty: Auto-erotic crucifixion... Wow... 1260773898910 crackerkiller5: a fate worse than death 1260780379511 themadhatter666: fuck yes! 1260860823823 Anonymous: FUCK 1260877508844 Anonymous: Great for Christmas Cards 1260877542565 ILoveyouBitches: Fucking Jesus whith shit! Oh yeah! 1260916892595 Anonymous: it's holy shit now 1260996097411 ILoveyouBitches: Yeah fap fap fap fap 1261009786657 herbdasher: so he can turn water to wine wonder what he turns shit into heh 1261022497958 Anonymous: Thank God For the Internet, what would we do without such works of art. 1261051997173 Anonymous: what the fuck is wrong with you fucking ass hole you should got hell 1264981796575 (show all comments) Anonymous: fucking pic. go to hell 1265059921356 Anonymous: who ever did this pic dont let me find you! 1269967925136 DropkickMurphy: ^lol butthurt anon is butthurt 1269976452625 Warg: based on a true story. 1270189957541 Anonymous: i love to kill the person who did this 1274209777558 Anonymous: Rage! Rage! Time to burn and kill people over this outrage! 1274216005459 Anonymous: He's a few posts above you...like to borrow my hammer? 1275345529428 oh: you hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 1278396995719 oh: not funny killlllllll man 1278397118560 Anonymous: Way funnier than you are. 1278397209721 SlayerofPeople: Should of shit in his mouth and made him eat it. 1279054063889 Anonymous: I love modern Art ! ;-) 1279061390434 sUNz: fap fap fap fap 1283970357375 Nickeh43: i wush santa would shit up in my mouth 1283985632599 Nickeh43: i wish santa would shit up in my mouth 1283985639585 Anonymous: Thanks for this. I always wanted to see Santa shit into Jesus' navel. 1283987065884 Anonymous: Jesus is a piece of shit. I would've pissed in his mouth 1285529179639 Anonymous: Looks like Jesus likes it. 1289265037176 Anonymous: Fucking disgusting. Someone's gonna burn in hell for this. 1289275958267 Anonymous: Always so funny to see fags shocked on c4c! I thought it was impossible! 1289276202219 Anonymous: i came 1289277330670 Flarp: ESCAPE B4 EASTER! 1289281743168 Munster: That's the second coming of Jesus... 1289288352816 Leashedhate: Hoh ho OOHHHH!!!! 1289295042455 anon: you ... willl... rot in hell 1289352898344 Anonymous: I'm fapping so hard. fap fap fap fap 1323585754155 Anonymous: rule 34 1323614788994 Moongrim: If God didn't like this he'd have prevented it! 1323617651844 Bonefish: Ha ha ha!! Santa's giving Jebus a Cleveland Steamer. LOL! 1356477890752 Anders Breivik: That is some expensive S&M services Jesus paid for !!! 1356484164165 Anonymous: Christmas is a bunch of crap. 1365385417769 Anonymous: did your brain already pop out you bunch of asshole 1381598228364 GreedSwindlersJews: Jewboy drew this?! 1381600705255 caxirola is the shit: karl marx and stalin playing on the atheist digimon-land 1381642845626 Anonymous: Jesus was obviously nice this year, even though Santa's being naughty! 1381665559268 Anonymous: yup pretty much sums it up... and I'm ok with it... even encourage it 1514232798430 Anonymous: Well, it was cold that day so he tried to warm the poor bastard up the best he could. Santa nice. 1514415681399 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 3 (last: Quantum69 StormTrooper Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/74254/Santa_jesus_shit

PIKACHU BLOWING JESUS - Now you've seen it all

pikachu (36) , jesus (225) , blowjob (572) , rule 34 (177)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1279273755266.jpg Info: JPG, 60 Kbytes (600x750) Added by: Anonymous (Jul 16, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Greeft: Rule 34 applies. 1279279170632 the7rafe7: haha yes it does... 1279297732275 Jackfrosty: WOW!!! 1281360452206 ChuckleNutz: Looks Photoshopped ta me... 1281385958994 Anonymous: Rule 34...... that says it all 1281386043930 Limerick: Haven't seen jesus blowing pikachu yet. 1281386125567 Anonymous: Give it 10 days. 1281386173560 Sasi: Then on the third day he ejaculated. 1281386469905 Pyro: ^ And it was good 1281428731728 Anonymous: shopped 1281429039998 Anonymous: 34 1281435300809 Anonymous: Delete This Picture 1283438299110 Jesus: ^GTFO 1283461194374 FutureMovement: This picture doesn't show any respect, that's why it should be deleted, maybe we can post a picture for pikachu fucking the one who posted this picture 1283461993324 (show all comments) FuturerMovement: ^Newfag GTFO 1283462898707 Anonymoose: what wouldn't Jesus do? damn spick 1283463182999 Grave: FutureMovement is right you guys! pikachu is a saint! 1283464224304 Anonymous: Delete This Picture! 1283464847324 Jesus: I love having sex with critters... especially imaginary ones since from the start we have something in common. 1283467480640 The Dude: That can't be jesus, Jesus has a mullet. 1287375568264 George: Goddammit Limerick! 1287698368832 Leashedhate: Lime, here! http://www.tomorrowsnobody.com/index.php?page=g_gc009 1287698626272 Anonymous: Your mom should be deleted! 1288302472656 Anonymous: pikachu on a suicide mission, gonna rip the gay fuckers balls off 1288302917479 Anonymous: pika! pika! 1289276860164 Flarp: I think the Muslims have pretty much given up about drawn likenesses of Mohamad being done. They figure we'll all fucking crazy over here :P 1289281799636 Munster: I don't understand... why Pikachu... that bitch is not attractive... 1289288067974 bukie1717: pikachu uses bite it's super effective 1289413915613 VolTec: Knew it: pokemon blows 1294536395799 Rumorluvr: Hahaha 1294538738603 chrud: why so many requests for deletion? too big a wuss to click delete for yourself? oh wait, you can't think for yourself. pray on it. wtf 1294580392715 SaidaMall: I'm not a christian but I think this picture should be deleted 1294953725362 Lickathesplit: no i haven't, there is always the next pic is there ? 1295151252594 Anonymous: Pikajob 1295210578935 Anonymoose: wouldnt jesus be electricuded? 1295256190742 BnSneky: geeeeeeeeeeez 1295260598535 MrPerspective: I'm a christian but I think this picture should not be deleted. Seriously. Jesus had the reputation to be a fun-loving guy who loved the company of characters like the C4C crowd. Better that to hang out with all those pedo priests, that's for sure. 1298014488512 MrPerspective: "What would Jesus do?" Defend free speech, like he always did. Cool dude, not like today's mindless bigots baa-ing his name. Having some harmless x-rated fun with a consenting and imaginary animal, I think we can grant him that. Amen, my toon-sex-obsessed brothers. 1298014567482 Anonymous: NO where in the bible does it say that Pikachu did not blow jesus . amen 1305917708610 Anonymous: I fucking knew it 1305919806984 MrPerspective: I'm fucking newts 1305944819235 thedude50: Somebody's going to hell for this one. 1306542141503 Anonymous: MOAR! 1306653820815 Anonymous 1306653923117 Furore23: Chris-chan crosses out another item on his list of mistakes-to-do. 1306675127540 MrPerspective: That's JESUS? Looks more like the hobo I see every day on my way to work. 1306701463835 Anonymous: Fuckin' stupid, and he isn't Jesus... he looks like a gay manga shit. 1307206918335 Anonymous: ^ and how do you know how he really looks like ? And pikachu could also be in not yet found scripts of the bible 1307207265613 veranet 1307216266523 copperware: don't understand... is pikachu dead and went to heaven? or waz jizzus visiting? 1307217540810 Xenophobe: They were always in the same place dude... They're both fictional, remember? 1307226936844 copperware: so pikachu alive? thanks jizzus! 1307231651758 NonComposMentis: Aweful art.. 1320853897483 Canucklehead: As there is no such thing as a "jesus" this can't be accurate. 1321029908711 The Original Spoon: WWJD? 1321046398356 Anonymous: U asshole!!! respect Pikachu!!! 1321384761529 Anonymous: yawn, i do have seen this before 1321394803410 eyedol: pikachu likes it 1358675409350 Anonymous: pikachu will never get pregnant like that 1360104037113 Anonymous: QUE ESTÚPIDO, NO LE FALTEN EL RESPETO A DIOS ANIMALES!!! 1360384427186 Anonymous: If there is a god. I think he can delete this... But there is no god 1362471437558 Anonymous: I love it because christcuntians don't like it, i'm gonna draw one myself 1449389368212 Anonymous: ^ are you going to draw Muhammad in it? Of course not, you kiss Islams ass. 1449407579334 Cornflake: ^ No actually that's a mighty idea fuck muhhammad too 1450248036988 Anonymous: ^Here you go: @O3·---8 1510610969189 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/137231/PIKACHU_BLOWING_JESUS_-_Now_you've_seen_it_all

Star wars jesus last supper

star wars (92) , jesus (225) , last supper (11)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1234741341955.jpg Info: JPG, 293 Kbytes (1280x960) Added by: *.broadband.hu (Feb 16, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: I'd join religion if it were ever this cool. 1243065266950 expialidocous: this is totally fake. Luk was born way after Darth Mal was killed, fail. 1269816151899 Narol: Wow everyone came back to life! 1276275490834 Anonymous: Vadar sould be in the middle, he was the chosen one who brought balance to the force, duh 1292476760953 protonX80: im sick of these last supper clones 1292477679757 Incarcerated Anon: Go outside, Waldo. 1292477768915 ElCapitan: this seems more plausible to me 1292479378313 Weed: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!" Pickles. 1294860695986 Anonymous: That's the last, but one, supper. 1509016068600 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: SLAVE45 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/1799/Star_wars_jesus_last_supper

Jesus priest religion

jesus (225) , priest (12) , religion (396)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1284832665426.jpg Info: JPG, 159 Kbytes (1000x669) Added by: Godgoaste (Sep 18, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: hes not been specific what religion?? maybe budhist 1290674279335 Anonymous: BROTHER NATHANAEL :D 1290674539399 Anonymous: youtube . com/watch?v=_sAeWjarjWM&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL 1290674674968 Anonymous: check out his awesome vids! :D 1290726662362 Anonymous: well, he's looking rather pleased with himself, I wonder why?... 1290727204924 Anonymous: maybe they even wanted to have misused kids confess to some priests during the last pederast cases, in some recent news some fraternity who employed some molester in the same position years later explained that as a fraternity there was no guilt involved - somehow having a jesus symbol seems to mean oneself has good free will so good original sin (as opposed to others) 1329230474110 Anonymous: smiling is something sympathic people do. or grinning - one is absolved of sin, others arent, makes one smile more easily. apart from feeling well. not that easy to distinguish. 1329230559714 Anonymous: if its feelings (or self pity, because jesus died for ones sins and all) for social matters - every now and then there's no easy way to make amends. but it always helps to sit in a quiet corner, facepalm and pray. or just go rave. but not bind to others when one is too vulnerable because of recent stuff having happened. 1329231073619 Anonymous: Isn't that a visual oxymoron? 1329251205344 Anonymous: ^explain... 1329251613594 Anonymous: AMEEERICA, AMEEERICA, GOD shed his grace on thee!!!!! 1329259828896 Anonymous: is this body gesture on the left of the person a "nothing doing" body gesture or something of a weclome? didnt they have stonings at that time? and did adultery matter for males? 1329279561650 Anonymous: (if it wasnt unemployment or going against assumptions or something and using sex sells on that) 132927966399 Anonymous: (and if its sex its also about not changing partners too much - so its quite enjoyable for confusing people, two kinds of hormone level functions involved at least - emotional binding and fucking) 1329280372633 (show all comments) pepe64: Try THAT in a muslim country and they chop your head off. Good to see there's still some freedom left in obamerica 1354398998814 Anonymous: agent provocateur of the NWO. or just a complete moron 1354404769311 Anonymous: Looking for the nearest cross street! 1364824414968 Anonymous: Jesus doesn't wants to see a cross, get this through your skull you dumb priest retards! 1365708689993 8765: Jew Brother Nathanael http://www.youtube.com/user/zionget?feature=watch 1365773621229 Anonymous: subscribe to his channel you might learn something. 1365787436373 Anonymous: Long live Br. Nathanael!!!!! 1365832088676 FangsForTheMemories: Well, there sure won't be any vampires in HIS way! 1366678378988 Anonymous: Typical American. 1507225075351 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/150426/Jesus_priest_religion

No, I'm not talking about Twitter, I lierally want you to follow me.

jesus (225) , twitter (33) , follow (3)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i41.tinypic.com/2koaxe.jpg Info: JPG, 72 Kbytes (720x653) Added by: oneandonley1 (Nov 3, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Dat Ass 1320327371102 vincent859: Matthew 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. 1320352837711 Conman: even jesus would laugh at this, he was known for laughing a good deal but he never wrote a joke. 1320352894499 vincent859: I agree, Conman. 1320352957908 Anonymous: Got Harold Camping? Blow me Down Jesus! 1320413885102 Anonymous: please let me numb and dumb you down with a little bit of twisted jewish history and living rules that you could have learned in kindergarden with a bit of undirected stockholm syndrome brain damage mixed in 1322047208818 Anonymous: yours truly, pedobear (now cmon if all our writings were written by somebody else instead of our key figure, we might sweep or scandals under the rug too, right?) 1322047379476 Anonymous: fuck no 1322056787580 EvoStar: How about I just add you on Facebook. 1322057362143 Anonymous: Schizophrenia lol 1322058925177 Anonymous: hello im like you but im never you cause im better, delve into self pity and give me your short change, ie life, every day, and your peanuts (money) kthxbaie - im the local priest btw but he that died for you (just one, and this one noone knows about these days, ouchie) - no he isnt you, selfpity, money, cmon 1324516516825 Anonymous: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." 1324518114823 codeman804: i would like to twitter on your facebook 1324609282335 Anonymous: Hi! My name is Jesus. Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this sleazy motel room over here... 1341491882214 (show all comments) Arschloch33: Jesus being Mexican, I'm not surprised 1362955748392 Anonymous: nice 80s hairdo, jeez 1362997217115 Anonymous: haha...I'd follow you but I'm not a FAGGOT 1503912841730 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 8 (last: Ardamel codeman804 HWOOD flarp shackles ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/193699/No,_I'm_not_talking_about_Twitter,_I_lierally_want_you_to_follow_me.

Jesus last supper dj music religion

jesus (225) , last supper (11) , dj (23) , music (89) , religion (396)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1279810446287.jpg Info: JPG, 361 Kbytes (909x481) Added by: Anonymous (Jul 22, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Pyro: G-zus- DJs like a mad cunt 1279825961275 Anonymous: WWDJJCD ? 1279826201550 Anonymous: Soon you will all be with me - Living in a Gangster's Paradise!! 1279826872364 iprobablyhateyou: un tis un tis un tis 1279827792137 Anonymous: Who's in da house???? Jesus in da house..If you all put down the Uzis and the AK-47's I'll put you on the guest list for a club called "Heaven". 1279833760203 Mota: 1) DJJesus 2) Add ecstacy 3) ????? 4) Holy Rollers 1354763076630 Anonymous: Jesus you suck dogs balls as a dj 1503912305815 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Jama Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/138764/Jesus_last_supper_dj_music_religion

Jesus cemetery cross

jesus (225) , cemetery (5) , cross (31)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.imgur.com/IQa2s.jpg Info: JPG, 698 Kbytes (2048x1536) Added by: TwoFaced (Jun 8, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse ⋐°ῶ°⋑: Even didn't know he was ill! 1277384214903 K@z: he's dead oh no, I missed the funeral 1277452406815 Furore23: How did that wetback afford such a nice tombstone? 1277462576144 G3n7r0: Your turn christfags. 1281537294272 Anonymous: Like a zombie isn't it, murdered, insulted many times, but keeps comin right back. 1281538422316 so_what_if___: here lies jesus. tried to call god. no reply. game over. 1281737697907 Beard: Did he make a will? 1281747764789 crackerkiller5: ....is a myth 1281771184561 gmode: the Lord, Jesus, is in heaven with the Father > amen 1281846620185 ElCapitan: @ Beard - they're still fighting over his properties 1281858654234 chrud: ^yeah, all jesus' earthly belongings have been tied up in probate court for 2000 years. :) 1294682094925 Nickeh43: Look at this gay horseshit. 1294682583750 Redrocco: respawn point? 1294682638717 MAELSTHUR: RIP Paul 1294687812722 (show all comments) Anonymous: He is not there sorry. 1311944410306 Anonymous: Well looks like someone found him! 1316963149537 Anonymous: hope noone vandalises that cross and throws it somewhere, forces of nature or something 1328733482910 Anonymous: Jesus is cross? 1328784502914 Furore23: ^ HE MAD 1328788257721 LemmyLaffer: Hunger plague expected 1336372416822 latinfag: I knew it!!!! 1341523865423 The Original Spoon: Hey, Seuss. 1341524390297 InternetH8Machine: Which Jesus? If its Rivera Gonzales Diaz Maria Guzman Diego, then that explains why my grass is so high lately 1341535108382 Anonymous: RIP MY LAWN 1341535717544 Anonymous Now he belongs to me! 1363359929565 Anonymous: Or it could be in a Spanish-speaking country..."Jesus" (He-sus) 1363402160471 Anonymous: yes its def pronounced jesus 1363827648340 ᴳᶦᵇᵇᶫᵉˢᴺᴮᶦᵗˢ: ^I coulda SWORE it was pronounce jesus... 1363828078261 ᴳᶦᵇᵇᶫᵉˢᴺᴮᶦᵗˢ 1363828185568 Anonymous: So this is where his embarrassed disciples hid the body! 1391639033939 Anonymous: god is dead (nietzsche). nietzsche is dead (god). seems some people have to die to become gods (nietzsche). 1397116958308 Arschloch33: Alas, another Mexican has died 1397169997790 metalfan420: ^^^^ lol 1397634520669 Anonymous: Sorry for him. No flowers on grave. 1397654433851 It'sEasy: this is just a (heavily dramatised) symbol for the theft from judas, the judge said he hadnt been taxing or drawing but thieving, got out on parole 3 years earlier afterwards. 1397655247172 Anonymous: ^ Your mom has heavy periods. Her last one was very bloody and she needed to go to hospital. 1397655686911 It'sEasy: ^^ sry, "off" judas. 1397672457998 Anonymous: Shrouded in mystery. 1397911536294 CrackSnacker: Hey Zeus. 1397912215852 Anonymous: I knew it.., I damn well knew it ! 1401667451112 Anonymous: No end to the White Man's Burden.... 1403318971428 Arschloch33: I knew it 1502916427155 Anonymous: CEMENT its a eyebrow ting 1502916465414 Anonymous: Gee, have people gone blind? What about that bitch frying in the background? 1503257479847 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: itzcuintle EpicWin ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/131785/Jesus_cemetery_cross

HOW TO INFURIATE SOMEONE

religion (396) , troll (237) , jesus (225) , christian (50)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.imgur.com/kbVmp.gif Info: GIF, 58 Kbytes (750x450) Added by: PirateBob (Sep 6, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: LOL - imaginary friends are for children... 1283810754880 AmusingMuse: I would laugh and I beleive in all that stuff you all hate. Funny is funny period, an abortion joke that is funny is funny. What this should say is how to find someone without a sense of humor, ironically it is a woman pictured to be lacking a sense of humor. 1283901941149 Anonymous: ^ you don't actually think you're a "good" writer do you?! 3 words - less is more... 1283903017642 AmusingMuse: Oh no's!!! I've been arrested by the famous c4c grammar and writing police!!! Please don't make me write in 3 words or less Mr. Officer Anon!!! PLEASE!!! 1284266506685 Anonymous: ^ trolololololololing is successful 1284566542408 Greeft: ^^^So if I have 10 dollars and my friend has 100 dollars, I am actually richer than him? 1284566945503 Bubble: Im i rich? or are jews fags? 1284567409573 Greeft: ^Yes. 1284567484935 Phadrus: Perfect! I'm gonna do it! 1287363873912 Anonymous: She's got one tit. 1287369209760 Knome: boob sag 1287430641111 Grave: haha! 1287433797830 Anonymous: bling is for black ex-street-pharmacist poem musicians 1287439917385 Fart33: Feet first! 1287439953523 (show all comments) Alkarnur: Everybody knows that the lowercase T means "time to leave" and if they stil don't get it, you replace it with an uppercase T so they get it. 1287442866287 52 nations of smart: yeah ask a black guy that question for the most part mr t is the answer since only catholics wear the crucifix 1297332580158 52 nations of smart: last guy that asked me that was a satanist i took his seat in our college 3 days in a row and on the third he came wearing all black wearing a devils trap(inverted star meant to ward off evil. funny how he thought that would scare a black guy from L.A 1297332761137 MrPerspective: ^ All it takes is faith, LOL! 1303621952281 Deputy Derp: I'd be more inclined to notice the fact she has only one tit. 1303630514706 MrPerspective: ^ Left-handed amazon, obviously. They used to cut off one of their boobs to be better at archery when warring against men. 1303691440819 Deputy Derp: ^ I don't care if that is real fact or made up, but I'm going to believe it's real. 1303691625605 MrPerspective: ^ Legend says it was so(!) at first, when all their men were killed by enemies and they became the Tribe of Warrior Women.. After that, all young amazons got their right breast bandaged tight at puberty so it wouldn't grow. Today, "Amazons" stands for cancer survivors who opt NOT to have reconstructive surgery. 1303833297415 MrPerspective ^ And since Hercules had sex with their single-breasted muscular butch queen to steal her belt, I guess he was either a VERY brave man, or a VERY HORNY one! (OK, so maybe it helped him to have officially been bi-sexual, like most Greeks.) XD 1303833611433 Anonymous: JESUS is angery, see the storms! 1303947294248 MrPerspective: ^ Jesus, I can SMELL the storms. Holy shit! 1304286351829 MrPerspective: No, that's you going in your pants. Have a nice day! 1304286801161 Anonymous: a tit bigger than the other 1304293615250 MrPerspective A tit, badger, then the otter? 1304367813894 Anonymous: Well, what does it stand for? They didn't answer the question. 1304395259889 Anonymous: troll test resultz: got none of the pussy 1306278701894 Anonymous: Problem, christfag? 1311268705266 Anonymous: 1312939183971 Anonymous: 1312939239209 that art there sucks: lulz 1314999990825 BnSneky: Lame 1315000514615 LemmyLaffer: For Our Ford 1349467128471 huck1944: that is one lame opening line 1375820827379 dontquestionprogress: "HOW TO INFURIATE SOMEONE"? - Wear a cross, all the extremist atheists will go like "WAAA, HOW CAN YOU WEAR THIS SYMBOL OF THE CRUSADES AND BURNING OF WITCHES WAA WAA. (note: doesn't work with jewish or muslim symbols because these are sheltered by "tolerance") 1423390675496 Anonymous: You are not of the Body! Landru will destroy you! 1423424297463 Anonymous: if Only that's the Anarchy 1455416033260 KienKave.: I have anarchy in my ass :( 1455416343216 Anonymous: ^ I wish you Quit of anarchy 1455416617475 Anonymous: ^+^^ Samefag? Self troller? 1455416716334 Anonymous: ****NIGGER-COMBO-BREAKER****FUCK YOU TROLL**** 1455417005427 Anonymous: ^^ I smell a noob getting trolled. 1455417015429 Anonymous: ^You smell alright, like a nigger... 1455417057203 Anonymous: ^ and niggers DO smell! 1455445573553 Anonymous: what? he DIDNT ask why she only has one tit? 1455900112186 Anonymous: that christian looks like a jew 1500345152434 Anonymous: bump this thread 1500576379762 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: MrPerspective ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/148736/HOW_TO_INFURIATE_SOMEONE

MEANWHILE... JESUS AND DARWIN WERE FIGHTING AGAIN.

Jesus (225) , Darwin (6) , fight (83) , science (149) , religion (396) , vs (105) , cartoon (197)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/Primate_bucket/546252526_3811e94968_b.jpg Info: JPG, 278 Kbytes (1024x770) Added by: Redrocco (Mar 26, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse llamados0: They stopped it after JC fails to come out in the last round! 1270389910950 Anonymous: No JC Kicks Darwins ass... ive seen it 1275998049413 Anonymous: Thats no fair because jesus is obviously a maniac. 1276000463585 Anonymous: darwin suffered from a number of nervous conditions...to be fair, this would have to be against the crucified Jesus. 1276005871833 Furore23: Meanwhile, Tinkerbell and Einstein were playing chess again. Oh no wait, he was playing solitaire. 1276006905208 Anonymous: GO DARWIN, GO DARWIN! 1276045556697 sqwrrl: Meanwhile, muffins and a black man were stealing all of earths dildos' 1276064502553 Anonymous: y a black man ... y not a sqwrrl 1276082567482 Anonymous: congratulations, your Darwin evolved into Richard Dawkins 1283927117369 uriar: i never understood why there is a conflict betwen religion and darwinisem. After all GOD CREATED EVOLUTION! 1283928562972 Leashedhate: You SIR are NO gentlemen! 1284844885341 Anonymous: The best things are not instant,both can be true,Man builds a car only after stages of tinkering. 1284854778519 Jesus: I won the fight, Darwin'still in the hospital. 1285304806694 Anonymous: Damnit Jesus! Stop fighting and finish mowing my lawn! 1285304966682 (show all comments) Anonymous: Darwin won a long time ago. Some retards didn't hear about it... 1285383027947 Warg: Spoiler: Poseidon wins this one. 1285389480898 failtrollisfail: jezus: shinku shoryuken darwin: fucking scrub sais the wrong things<kicks in the nuts> 1285510945227 Anonymous: scientists don't fight, they just explain how things are. religious fanatics love fighting and killing... to force everyone to believe in the shit that pollutes their brains 1285523838837 loadrunner: the earth was created by <goooooooooooood> bang... 1285523994277 Anonymous: Darwin brutally murdered Jesus but he resurrected. I call HAX! 1285532851181 The Toast God: i won the fight i turned darwin into a condom then i fucked jesus's brains out .....litterally there right over there 1285569688568 Anonymous: Darwin uses Logic! It's super effective! Jesus faints! Darwin is evolving! 1286593863825 AwesomeAnonymous!: Your Darwin evolved into (that retard in a speaking wheelchair)! 1288573501166 Leashedhate: Uh, Cristopher Reeves? 1288595523699 Wundenkind: please, stay true to the facts. when darwin and jesus were fighting, jesus was too busy turning the other cheek so darwin finally knocked him out with his vestige t-rex tail 1291410550513 Lickathesplit: Obviously no fair fight sinds Darwin won by technical K.O. !!! 1292697685447 Anonymous: and darwin won 1293053093310 BnSneky: kick his ass Jebus 1293053140434 Anonymous: Darwin, like Dawkins is a posterboy figurehead. Naturalists knew long befor him that different creatures were related to different extents (c'mon lion is like tiger, wolf is like fox; cavemen must have noticed that) Darwin just described how a species changed. 1293207140120 Anonymous: Why are rationalists always so emotional about this conversation? 1293207272393 ImYourMomBIATCH: Darwin is a winner! 1293488544782 ImYourMomBIATCH: Jesus is a cunt! 1293488552724 Lickathesplit: And didn't Jesus commit suicide ?!! 1293490286174 Anonymous: ciao alice 1293490897523 Limerick: Rigged match. Jesus no-sells fuck everything. 1299543462118 MrPerspective: Jesus, you juvenile delinquent, didn't your mother teach you not to get into fights? Especially with your school teachers. 1300685271194 MrPerspective: I knew Jesus was jewish, but only now do I realize that Darwin was a Palestinian. :-P 1300687134365 Kevin's Brother: Darwin might be the winner if the first thing made was a clock ... Jesus is the winner when you realize that the firfst clock was made a million years after the BIG BANG !! 1300916079401 MrPerspective ^ The Universe itself IS the first clock, Einstein! XD 1303082054624 Anonymous: lol at the crucifiction mark 1366580459475 Crackhead FezMonkey: Jesus was well hung. 1454773738636 Anonymous: Jesus was a limp dick...got all hung up over silly shit... 1454777235129 Anonymous: Steel cage match! LOSER LEAVES TOWN!!! 1495480336460 ethelred: Read the gospels that didn't get into the bible. The Jesus there isn't lihe same at all 1495504779471 Anonymous: Jesus is the ultimate troll bait. 1495594525828 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: admackbar MrPerspective ) , hated by 1 (last: Tristanian ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/105556/MEANWHILE..._JESUS_AND_DARWIN_WERE_FIGHTING_AGAIN.

DIVINE INTERVENTIONS

religion (396) , shop (28) , dildo (151) , jesus (225)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Quantum69/Jackhammer_Jesus_wtf.png Info: PNG, 583 Kbytes (703x3561) Added by: Quantum69 (May 27, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse RIPBnSneky: Oh my yes please. These come in handy now that i dont comment 1338837393868 NonComposMentis: THIS SHIT IS HOT AS FUCK. GIVE ME SOME OF THAT 1338837480378 fiveby5: straight from the manger, the baby jebus buttplug gives her that anal halo she's always wanted. 1338871806387 Anonymous: why no muslim faggot dildo? pussy? 1353040703510 Anonymous: sold exclusively to the muslim population 1353069417967 Anonymous: all you fuckers goin' to hell....:D 1353099337985 Cheesecake: I'll take 1 Jackhammer Jesus and 1 Virgin Mary, Both in black 1353099760326 pepe64: Where is muhammad's child-ripper-dildo? 1353100471105 Chanonymous: I notice the company didn't have the balls to make one called Allah 1358060302843 Bulbasaur111919: I regularly shit an Allah out each day so it wouldn't be that useful for me. 1358083398261 Anonymous: They buy wives to make male children, but keep young boys for sexual pleasure. 1375847351920 Anonymous: LOL...every church should have a set. 1493119936470 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: mytten ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/215699/DIVINE_INTERVENTIONS

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