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I'm going to create man and woman with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from the sin I originall condemned you to.

jesus (225) , religion (396) , ta dah (1)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1235514750825.jpg Info: JPG, 46 Kbytes (310x386) Added by: *.comcast.net (Feb 25, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse heeeeeeers---: spoiler=he dies 1252452741718 Hughbie: the original David Copperfield. 1252453523413 ImaD00d: That makes SO MUCH SENSE!!! 1252460731111 Anonymous: ^^ exactly.... dumbass. 1252463367418 FastLube5189F: dam 1252466763104 Anonymous: 7418 is obviously too stupid to understand sarcasm... dumbass 1252793968308 Anonymous: Sums it up pretty well. 1254804235352 Killion: ummmm, forgot to mention that if you practice vampirism and cannabalism on his body you got nothing to worry about ('cept priests) 1254804741705 ImaD00d: 8308 glad somebody got it. 1254806604592 Anonymous: now thats what i call sense! 1260448342117 crackerkiller5: ROFL!!!!! 1260461098599 Anonymous: cool story bro 1260467718403 TASTYbacon: Sky cake, WHY ARE YOU SO DELICIOUS?!?!?! 1260474910955 Anonymous: Funny how some jokes made by atheists at the expense of Christianity are based on teachings invented by the Church long after the last book of the Bible was written. 1267508339464 (show all comments) Anonymous: ^ why so serious 9464? 1267508747140 Warg: Its only funny cuz that's what the book actually says... 1270785152803 Anonymous: jesus is the son of god 1271290260646 Aalfred666: THIS PIC IS SOOO FUCKING TRUE!! and NO I dont care how many times i hear the same shit JESUS IS A WANABE SON OF GOD. HE was a Hebrew revolutionist and nothing more. 1271307047785 WhiteShark: Jesus = Church = Mafia 1272654492228 Juggle91: no where in the bible does it say that jesus is THE god 1273434967511 ImYourMomBIATCH: Jesus, you smart piece of shit! 1273447569571 Anonymous: Funny but stupid. Man and woman weren't created with original sin, they were granted it after eve ate the forbidden fruit or watever the fuck its called. and Jesus sacrificed himself for the the christian fags' sins, not original sin, which he condemmed "us" to. original sin is "absolved" by nearly drowning an infant in water in front of an audience, aka "baptism" 1275832114423 Anonymous: it doesnt have to be an infant... and it mearly means that if u want to go to heaven you just have to accept jesus into ur life and agree that he died for your sins and ask him to forgive them... research heaven and hell sometime... u want to go to some cloudy sunny place with angels and celbency or do u want to see whats going on in the underworld.... ? i personally will take my chances in hell 1275834380775 Anonymous: Nice trick! 1275845475658 cybersinner: It is actually quite nice "down there". My master is quite rewarding of those who promote his views. We are rewarded much better than those who spend eternity in heaven without sex, drugs or 4chan. 1275845658310 George: 9464, This post uses your own teachings to prove you wrong. 1286917800802 Anonymous: Everything in that 'Book' was written decades later, have you ever played 'Telephone'? If Hitler had won he would be venerated as a saint in churches today. If you tell a lie loudly enough and long enough, people will start to believe it, Joseph Goebbels. 1364887475352 Anonymous: I find it odd that there are recent additions to the bible. I mean, didn't you get it right the first time ? No, I don't think so. Still more ways to play propagando for the weak-minded. 1364933840241 Fezmonkey: The bible is the true Word of God because it says so in the bible. 1431310402995 Anonymous: Magic beardman. 1431322871684 Anonymous: Lay off the bong, hippie. And get your hair cut 1488791002588 Anonymous: The bible is a pack of lies. Just like any other so-called "religious" book. If you believe in religious crap, you're an idiot. 1489355652983 ethelred: The bible isn't lies any more than Aesop's fables are lies. Bits of it are muddled history, some other bits are true. 1540345260594 obadiah: Satan was God before Christianity, probably Pan, god of animal flocks, nature and what-have-you. So he was depicted as partly a goat. 1540530770663 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Quantum69 fezmonkey Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/2431/I'm_going_to_create_man_and_woman_with_original_sin._Then_I'm_going_to_impregnat e_a_woman_with_myself_as_her_child,_so_that_I_can_be_born._Once_alive,_I_will_ki ll_myself_as_a_sacrifice_to_myself._To_save_you_from_the_sin_I_originall_condemn ed_you_to.

Jesus mix

jesus (225) , mix (22)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.gagspace.com/imgsrc/jesus_mix.jpg Info: JPG, 198 Kbytes (1024x789) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Mar 30, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse AGENTDORK: LOL OH MAN LOL 1264813006134 \m/: DERP 1264813083963 Anonymous: lol 1267552402681 ILoveyouBitches: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! Jesus pwns!! 1267557255177 Anonymous: "im so high nothing can hurt me"← that one made me laugh 1268329357275 Grave: Dude XD 1268329812608 Anonymous: trust me,im jesus...i LOL"D 1268647026465 Anonymous: FUCK JESUS! 1268765970801 Anonymous: LOL WHO IS DIS 1269297311852 thedude50: Somebody's going to hell for this one. 1304885324511 sprmario: ▲ 1304889360730 sprmario: ▲ ▲ Win 1304889368610 ticklethis: close^ 1304889380845 Anonymous: jesus best troll lol 1366580032757 (show all comments) ethelred: No-one's "going" to hell. Hell is in your mind. 1539659219797 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/6339/Jesus_mix

REJECT CHRIST - RECEIVE BACON

jesus (225) , bacon (42)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1238727313058.jpg Info: JPG, 124 Kbytes (324x500) Added by: *.cox.net (Apr 3, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: mmmmm, bacon 1240907845843 Anonymous: i have a length of pork for you honey. 1240928412817 fappa-choppa: to many fucking pedo's here on 4chan 1241621971963 meh: bacon>christ 1241709919672 antichrist: well fuck me...I've been ripped off then. All I got was a pork sausage...I want my FUCKING bacon you tight arse CUNTS... 1241735872201 night: I reject Christ! Now, where's my fucking bacon? 1242499415334 Anonymous: i wanna fuck her 1242508425693 Anonymous: i would fuck her little brains out 1242510058619 Anonymous: Is that Kevin Bacon's sister ? 1246409290859 Jesus: What on earth are you teaching these kids these days ? 1248210392114 FU: Baconomics? Makes sense to me. I formally reject christ, I want my bacon smothered in HP brown sauce. C'mon bitch where is it? 1248217098865 Anonymous: Is her name Bacon??? 1248246428787 Anoymous: Kevin Bacon's daughter - Sosie Ruth Bacon - Kevin needs all the promotion he can get after all the shitty movies he has been in . 1248378986352 Anonymous: ^ newfag What about that movie where he like turns Invisible? Thats a scary movie imdb dot com/title/tt0164052/ 1260201898289 (show all comments) Anonymous: ive rejected him since ever, I want my bacon nao >_< 1264893332948 Spleen: bacon fucking rocks! 1264914789199 Anonymous: GTFO 1264953980841 Warg: I HATe JESUS!!! GIVE ME FUCKING BACON!!! 1270787329344 crackerkiller5: i love bacon 1270788693696 fap: I hope her name is bacon. How will this work, Im athiest... 1272924410938 Anonymous: Seriously, WTF pedos? 1273701297640 Anonymous: I REJECT I REJECT!!!! GIV ME BACON!! 1273713806436 Grave: well I do like bacon 1280175446788 Anonymous: i'd tap that ... while eating her bacon 1280175493584 sickfuck88: ok where mah bacon 1290025895378 Psilofyr: Bacon Jesus likes bacon. 1292785783493 BnSneky: i liek bacon also 1292786068364 rock: I blame the parents 1292786827816 Weed: No, you've got it all wrong. If you reject Christ, you reject bacon. That's why it's funny. 1292788067197 Gypsygreen: all i got was lolly 1293309567656 Tyler Durden: Deal 1314855069818 Anonymous: It's a TRAP!!! 1538986560448 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Quantum69 Quasimodo Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/7831/REJECT_CHRIST_-_RECEIVE_BACON

AND OUR LORD SAID SUFFER THE LITTLE CHILDREN TO CUM UNTO ME

pedobear (335) , jesus (225)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1265070593693.jpg Info: JPG, 53 Kbytes (752x794) Added by: Docthebastard (Feb 2, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse keithabarron: PFFT BAHAHAHA 1270519468712 Anonymous: lawl'd 1270534328735 Anonymous: kk 1272133012816 Anonymous: no for him to cum unto them 1275682373591 ElCapitan: fag 1275695326698 gtfo: After 3 days he cums again 1275708494883 Canucklehead: If their old enough to cum, who wants them??? 1304087987476 Anonymous: Canucklehead, lmao 1304094603816 Anonymous: rofl 1304150590879 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/88709/AND_OUR_LORD_SAID_SUFFER_THE_LITTLE_CHILDREN_TO_CUM_UNTO_ME

Music band jesus christ superstar musical

music (89) , band (25) , jesus christ (1) , superstar (1) , musical (1)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.craigswatt.com/Jesus%20Christ%20Super%20Star%20014.jpg Info: JPG, 608 Kbytes (1600x1200) Added by: Redrocco (May 12, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse JustGodlike: I lol'd 1304039649645 crazyassmofo: Fags 1304048091202 Aganonymous: the... 1304063763103 Conman: they stole their wigs from needy cancer patients. just what jesus would do. 1304064026203 Bob the builder: Just another reason Im with the terrorists... 1304345416282 Anonymous: Poodle rock from the 1980's? 1529592145405 Anonymous: ^LOL. But also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dyl0j3WU6Y 1529626749766 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/124036/Music_band_jesus_christ_superstar_musical

ALL OF A SUDDEN, JESUS AND THE FATCAT APPEARED BEFORE THE FORLORN AND WANTING SAND NEGROS

jesus (225) , fatcat (1) , cat (894)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.clowncrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/JesusTheFatCat.jpg Info: JPG, 137 Kbytes (670x700) Added by: Redrocco (Jun 14, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Furore23: Hippies will whine about anything, and never make a lick of sense. 1279307006324 Anonymous: hippies? 1282393437145 Grave: hippies. 1282393735411 Primeform: FUCKING HIPPIES 1291029042269 BnSneky: ^agreed 1291029461822 Rorix: Kinda epic 1291076821192 Hitman 47: This is Tricky Dick Nixon here, and I just wanted to say that I fucking hate hippies! 1291090729287 Anonymousbitch: poop 1291153883878 chrud: "they all want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." -E.C. 1294675436156 Anonymous: stoopid palookas, jesus was a nigger. 1313644928621 Anonymous: Seippih? 1313660589429 handbannana: the next Quinton Tarantino movie 1317778321878 Anonymous: Long cat, sad cat, fat cat. No fap cat? 1529312681362 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/133436/ALL_OF_A_SUDDEN,_JESUS_AND_THE_FATCAT_APPEARED_BEFORE_THE_FORLORN_AND_WANTING_SA ND_NEGROS

cool story bro

cool story bro (3) , jesus (225)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i709.photobucket.com/albums/ww99/ava_bee_2009/jesuscoolstorybro.gif Info: GIF, 83 Kbytes (450x380) Added by: BuggerChan (Aug 5, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse BuggerChan: and for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of my halo. 1252147493271 jackfrosty: And for my next trick, pull my finger... 1252232604984 Bubble: and for my next trick, my farthers going to help me with this... i'm going to give you all boils 1252233091150 Hughbie: and for my next trick, I'm going to..oh crap..hey Copperfield...can you help me out here. 1252234154598 AGENTDORK: LOL 1264812505677 \m/ 1264813176145 Grave: and for my next trick i'm gonna be BRB. 1269332146451 Anonymous: i lold hard 1274096598356 Tom's Daddy: he’s a jew. he’s lying. kill him with fire 1274394194742 Grave ^ 1286543681286 Clownichter: And a couple thousand years later, youll be drinking my blood and eating my body in mass 1286856187297 Anonymous: ^win 1286866483792 Canucklehead: But bullshit none the less,,,, 1303321099105 Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!1 1317068533652 (show all comments) BnSneky: hahahahaha 1317069599427 Anonymous: lolzy 1317546764891 RubberG: LOL! 1317549960179 Arschloch33: Nr 45 would call this FAKE NEWS as his hair is much nicer 1529189004907 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: NonComposMentis flarp ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/38901/cool_story_bro

If Jesus had been a giraffe the Romans would have had a hard time crucifying him

giraffe (27) , jesus (225)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1236696598598.jpg Info: JPG, 57 Kbytes (486x700) Added by: *.broadband.hu (Mar 10, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: ahahaha 1247157100101 Furore23: God just wasn't thinking ahead, was he? 1277128936706 Posselt’s Mum: if jesus had been a wood worm the jews and romans would have been fucked 1277311833244 Anonymous: That is clearly a leopard, and easily crucified;I might add, once the teeth are removed. 1328067266681 clownichter: If he was a RaptorJesus then the romans would have ceased to exist. Science 1 - Religion 0 1328071606712 Anonymous: lol 1330766245805 Holy Fook: I wish to slap the bitch that created papyrus font. 1330780156774 Anonymous: If jesus was a Cross, it would of been pointless to nail him to a cross. 1331273568471 clownichter: ^HA! 1331316372418 cliven: If jesus was a nail, how would one attach him to the cross.... 1331475774718 BnSneky: hahahaha 1331475896235 latinfag: what it they hanged him instead? 1341524032873 InternetH8Machine: Get off that cross, giraffe. You look ridiculous. You dont belong on there, you're not even the Son of God 1341535278360 Anonymous: Lucky he wasn't then. 1528420741381 (show all comments) Anonymous: The giraffe would say,don't bother guys I'll do it myself 1528425547511 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/3891/If_Jesus_had_been_a_giraffe_the_Romans_would_have_had_a_hard_time_crucifying_him

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! - YES MY SON. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

pig (72) , cartoon (197) , jesus (225) , religion (396)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://images.imabearmeow.com/comics/jesus-fucking-christ.jpg Info: JPG, 82 Kbytes (580x440) Added by: Redrocco (Apr 15, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Jesus: I find this offensive 1272682438149 Aalfred666: He could do it if he wanted to. 1272683788685 Greg: ^^^lol 1272689082580 moarcp: i wonder what would 'omfg' look like 1272693613141 Anonymous: you see this right here is the great thing about aetheism 1279981353364 mom102938: @Jesus You find this offensive yet you are on the most disturbing sight in the world? Hmmm? I think it's hilarious! 1279981538487 barak osama:   ▲ 1279996248880 barak osama: ▲ ▲ 1279996256832 Anonymous: epic win my good sir 1280020184932 MR.FAMAS: this fucking STUPID! 1280068606819 Harvey: Fred Negro FTW! 1284989176569 communistamerica: fucking christians how do they work 1285511649459 YuLiekPicturz: wow so old.. 1285517796564 Anonymous: This is repulsive and disturbing. What is wrong with you? this was disrespectful and frankly, it makes me feel sick. Jesus will remember this in Heaven. I am a christian, and for my school paper I stumbled across this sight.i hope you will remove this. 1287709834414 (show all comments) FuckWhatUGonnaDo: @4414 Faggot, you look at porn, know what type of shit we post, and you complain about this shit? I would beat the shit out of you if I saw you in my sight. 1287710392192 Clownichter: No pun intended 1287712935929 Anonymous: Jesus is love! 1289277280434 Anonymous: You wouldn't beat the shit out of anyone cos you're a fucking dickhead who lets out his frustrations at random people on the internet. Prick. 1300690174220 Anonymous: lol that guy name is Negro 1315269264318 Quantum69: ^in spanish negro means black, & in english nigger means black too. 1315269335736 MrPerspective: I offensive and I find this too christian. Please remove it. 1353040197729 MrPerspective: I'm 1353041737365 Anonymous: Now we just need allah fucking jesus while eating a pork pie in a strip club. 1353043638864 AnonКазак: Christians saw this and zero heads rolled. muhammed with a bomb turban and people died. Just sayin 1368115329119 Anonymous: I find this lame. It's not that it's offensive, it's that some tard thought it was funny, and went to the trouble of actually making it, uploading it, etc. 1368118374619 Anoman: Nah, not funny. It just doesnt work well with christianity. 1389922521433 snoɯʎuou∀: redneck humour... 1390772132677 PSI then do this!^ 1525353363846 Anonymous: Pathos, thy name is meme. 1525393514789 Anonymous: christ fucking allah! 1527909188950 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: xaxx Ardamel FatGuy69 belasco ) , hated by 3 (last: DrP3rv9p33ps Tristanian StormTrooper ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/112339/JESUS_FUCKING_CHRIST!_-_YES_MY_SON._HOW_MAY_I_HELP_YOU?

Jesus skyscraper knock hello modern society giant

jesus (225) , skyscraper (6) , knock (5) , hello (5) , modern (4) , society (6) , giant (36)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i360.photobucket.com/albums/oo44/evangelizedcasey/Jesus%20Kingdom/JesusKnocking-10.jpg Info: JPG, 121 Kbytes (666x958) Added by: Anonymous (May 11, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse fiveby5: who's there? jebus. jebus who? jebus fucking christ that's a tiny doorbell. 1336697826169 Anonymous: I think that I saw this on the Syfy channel. 1336714801185 RubberG: ^ "Attack of the Giant Christ from Outer Space" 1336724384257 djh123: dumb. 1336726415517 Anonymous: Hello UN may I come in? 1337384856690 Poopalotacus: Knock down the UN, GODzilla 1347250129485 Uncle Harvey: "I don't care if you're the Ambassador of DISNEYLAND! If you don't have a badge, you're not gettin' in!" 1347254437379 Bulbasaur111919: That fucker is like a vending machine to him. 1347264915320 Anonymous: call NERV !!!!! 1347286773369 Anonymous: NEON GENESIS EVANGELION !!! 1347329250528 Anonymous: Jesus, my Mexican gardener, is coming back !!!! 1347334668374 Anonymous: SKY-JEW calling 1347335446412 Bonefish: Make yourself useful for once Jebus, clean those windows while you're out there. 1389835957371 Anonymous: Can I take a minute of your time to speak to you about The Lord? 1390252287400 (show all comments) Bulbasaur111919: 9/11 never forget. 1390257554730 Anonymous: yes you can talk to me about jebubs...he fucking died cause jews and islamic people killed the poor bastard...but he survived and blew them all away with his ak_47...42 philistine fourskins...lol 1527677760862 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: bunkerbill ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/214369/Jesus_skyscraper_knock_hello_modern_society_giant

Thanks jesus

thanks (11) , jesus (225)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://img.chan4chan.com/lolpad/room17.png Info: PNG, 43 Kbytes (640x480) Added by: 89.243.* (Jun 23, 2010) Category: lolpad NSFW: no Report abuse Moongrim: Jesus can suck my dick! 1278287303456 bib: jesus DID suck my dick 1278288497209 cybersinner: Jesus is STILL sucking my dick! 1278289517708 Anonymous: i cant suck jesus dick...i dont wanna 1278444028368 fingerofdoom: go to hell faggots. 1278473729655 Moongrim: Jesus sucks dick 1278504599867 Anonymous: allah suck dick 1278513740990 Anonymous: allah suck dick of all 1278513773564 Anonymous: Jesus, Muhammad, allah and God all suck eachothers dicks. 1278524295620 Anonymous: And Buddha is the pivot man in a circle jerk comprises of; Zues, Shiva, Confucius, Satan and Michael Landon. 1278524363840 Moongrim: Man Jesus sure can give good head. 1278549268653 Nickeh43: Thank jesus I am not a fucking Christian! 1278654011322 Anonymous: kill all niggers 1279086701540 Anonymous: go suck your own dick faggotz 1280353399222 (show all comments) MrSandyNigger: Thank Allah I'm not a fucking Christian...or a muslim. 1303636258925 Limerick: ^Or a mermaid. 1303636317341 Anonymous: Jesus after cybersinners dick - go suck Mohammed's dick and then kiss mohammed and spit his own cum back into his mouth.. 1367232861506 Anonymous: Fuck off, relitard scum! 1526689789173 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/134367/Thanks_jesus

RAPTOR JESUS: Nowhere in the bible did it state that jesus was not a raptor.

raptor (41) , jesus (225) , teeth (138)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1238786410979.jpg Info: JPG, 108 Kbytes (750x600) Added by: *.t-dialin.net (Apr 3, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: u suck 1247194531760 Anonymous: No denying it 1256068617218 Anonymous: crap 1256071388674 Anonymous: it started with doorknobs 1256093173965 tourettes guy: when i die and go to heaven and see god, im gonna say...shiiiit. 1256096397472 Anonymous: all praise the true messiah. 1288131609540 Anonymous: All theories are true untill proven otherwise 1288131890961 Clownichter: Ya that argument is true. Thats how he turned water into wine. Well he didnt, it was blood from the ppl he mauled 1288145169143 Anonymous: religion ticks me off. just like retards disasters lawyers pollution and junkies. 1288302446402 Anonymous: ^^ maybe he turned some wasted sweat (hunting and the life of the prey) into beautiful nutrition 1369913868506 ImYourMomBiatch: Damn, i like this fucking pic 1369952347238 Anonymous: ...or gay, or a pedo, or a zombie, or an anteater, or an ant, or had a middle name, Bubba, or was born with a pound of butter up his ass, or used to French kiss his dad, or fuck the disciples in the ass (priests have to gotten it from somewhere). 1526499366142 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: xaxx ImYourMomBIATCH ) , hated by 1 (last: Tristanian ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/8048/RAPTOR_JESUS:_Nowhere_in_the_bible_did_it_state_that_jesus_was_not_a_raptor.

Cartoon popeye religion jesus last supper

cartoon (197) , popeye (4) , religion (396) , jesus (225) , last supper (11)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6207/popeyelastsupper.jpg Info: JPG, 327 Kbytes (1500x750) Added by: weeone (Sep 27, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Pyro: magical 1285560452204 weeone: couldn't pass it up 1285563068911 MrPerspective: Take this and eat, for this is me spinnetch. 1300557949658 Aganonymous: super 1300584088524 crazyassmofo: Awesome 1300591913559 KriSega: kick ass!!!!!! 1300636574936 BnSneky: Jebus? 1300636730570 MrPerspective: ^ Nope. Popeye. 1300690679628 MrPerspective: And C'thulhu hiding under the table eating scraps. 1300690715194 Mota: So what was the deal with Brutus and Bluto? 1347694924644 Anonymous: I hate this comic and the fucking idiot, he has tumors in his hands and suffers from a severe brain damage 1347699067827 MrPerspective: Oooh, christians worldwide are SO going to riot and arson after this! 1352762462491 Anonymous: Lots of clever touches, like Bluto in Judas' seat. A+ 1525519905262 Anonymous: Looks like Brutus lost a bet. 1525657333863 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Pragmatic GalacticStar MrPerspective ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/151570/Cartoon_popeye_religion_jesus_last_supper

Jesus

jesus (225)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1236138952068.jpg Info: JPG, 12 Kbytes (302x372) Added by: *.externet.hu (Mar 4, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: meh 1262464533835 Apu: fapfapfap...C-C-C-CUMSHOT!!! 1262468663992 Anonymous: you're sick and you will pay for it the hard way 1267580962357 Anonymous: ^ lol ur god doesn't exist 1267583135415 non-believer: What? Is your God gonna miraculously appear and strike us dowwwWWWWW.......ack. 1267583468391 Anonymous: it's me 1267583518289 His God: Ok which one of you little pricks is next? 1267583655242 Anonymous: v 1267585843783 Kobe Bryant: i am jesus, who is this imposter? 1267586804603 Kobe Bryant: ack! ....... (x_x) 1267588752532 Moongrim: Who Farted? 1271371251375 Anonymous: What a piece of shit 1271428415584 Anonymous: forgives you 1272227526762 marcelocent: LMAO 1272405857214 (show all comments) marcelocent lol 1272405959390 spoooks1: That cross looks awfully high! 1272406559613 Anonymous: He died so you can be forgiven for the stupid shit you do 1272439235125 angie: bastard 1272552771400 Furore23 Eyeshadow Jesus... or Shotgun Jesus? 1278425530219 the world: we look up to this. 1278786647658 Canucklehead: Fictional character not unlike Donald Duck. 1303932725838 Anonymous: ^agreed 1303933216935 tnn2: R.I.P. Hobo with a shotgun 1303934477354 pttb66: fuck god he died when the angles fell 1303945192784 Anonymous: Kick Ass ! Ignore all these doubting FOOLS My Lord. WE WILL WELCOME YOU BACK ON MAY 21st THIS YEAR ! October 21st is JUDGEMENT DAY YOU ATHIEST FUCKTARDS !! 1304023669756 Anonymous: may 21st is the judgement day right?after may 21st 23:59 commit suicide you dumbfuck.don't keep your lord waiting... 1304024066898 downsouth husla: well now we have covered politic let do religion...i met god once in a tunnel with lights . he talked to me and his voice sound like thunder...if yall only knew what i saw there is no way yall would be writing that shit and on the 7th level of hell .. people like yall get to carry your head around in a caged box buttt naked ....for eternity... 1304024162170 MrPerspective: I met God while losing my virginity, when my thermonuclear orgasm made me one with the Universe. And at the same time, she kept calling me "Jesus". I guess I did find her G-spot (God spot?) after all... 1304025334830 Bob the builder: Hot 1304414244380 The Original Spoon: R.I.P. Epic Beard Man 1320279744490 Anonymous: I though Jesus was a nigger ! 1320283556180 Momboñombo: what a display of creativity we have in MrPerspective 1320288100173 Anonymous: Jesus was a fag and Mary was a whore 1320715253145 oldandevil: I can't fap to this... well, maybe a little. 1320717684579 Anonymous: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." 1320718407331 Anonymous: Canucklehead,actually Donald Duck is more believable 1320719642347 Anonymous: Mary birthed Jesus.Mary was 13.God was a pedophile 1320720405780 user775: Jesus! why you no shave! 1320720499156 NorwayJunkie 1320763766920 Trolololols: Its 11/12/11... Apolypsefags suicided yet? 1321061887382 Bonefish: Mmm.. Doesn't look like a 1389062201218 Bonefish: ... Galilean Jew, more like a western European Caucasian hippie. 1389062610522 Anonymous: 'sus' is Latin for 'swine' 1525462784404 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/3065/Jesus

Jesus last supper

jesus (225) , last supper (11)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1238184498294.jpg Info: JPG, 95 Kbytes (909x481) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Mar 28, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: DUDE! You're in my seat! 1245351694747 Anonymous: there is a girl in there 1245366938244 Anonymous: to the left of jesus 1245366953879 FB: what happened to the holy grail? Actually, no one even has a cup. 1246309200580 Anonymous: which one is this Jesus fellow ? 1246325403561 Jesus: Hey man ! You people talkin about me walkin on water - what kind of racist remark is that ? You tryin to call me a wetback or sometihin. I no cut your grass anymore gringo . 1246373398788 Bubble: I thort Peter was a rabbit? or is that South Park people telling my fibs again 1246825206544 Anonymous: by the way numbnuts...its "thought"....I guess you are just dumb...or retarded so you are excused. 1246843264720 Anonymous: Jesus Christ! Did you fart?! Stop eating that cabbage! 1246853699948 Bubble: numbnuts? it was only me bitch, and its shorter and easyer when drunk. 1246856552352 Bubble: and it looks like you knew what i ment so why bother? Why? nothing else better to say? people like you make me realise i'm not just the only looser on here 1246856637499 Anonymous: 7499..you said it...you are a looser....so please...take a number, join the queue and while you are at it dumbo, learn to spell...its not hard...unless you are retarded that is 1246860473158 Cam the PedoMan: "awww mann who the fuck farted" 1247207044143 Oa: "Where's the fucking Chinese food? I specifically ordered the Spicy Hunan Special." How fucking hard is it to cater a dinner for 12 goddam people? I am so outta here. Cleanse your own fucking sins!" BTW: At least I got it, Bubble. You rocked. 1248016645797 (show all comments) Bubble: No it aint hard i agree, but you shitass americans can understand it so... fuck you, don't forget to smile :) 1248018048325 Bubba: Bubble should get into the bath tub, fart and bite the bubble 1248018922671 Anonymous: yeah 1248018985100 Bubble: lol i LOVE THIS PLACE 1248019545133 Hughbie: OK....WHO farted> 1248019984568 Hughbie: OK....WHO farted? 1248019988593 mrscurva: There's cum in my oatmeal! 1284512038349 Anonymous: Jesus was a Freemason. He's in the shape of a pyramid in that picture. 1284517332912 Anonymous: It still amazes me looking at thise how condused all the Jews were even back then !! 1284555339952 Anonymous: bubble will never get a decent job with spelling like that. have fun working at denny's for the rest of your worthless life. 1284558593949 Anonymous: FB look closely there are small glasses with a red substance in the b ottom next to each plate, funny that they're not using the plates for anything the bits of bread are just lying on the table. 1284565698906 Anonymous: Fuck it 1284574688830 NiGHTS: FB. the point da vinci was trying to make was that the grail wasnt a Cup 1284664649988 Anonymous: None of them are watching that TV on the floor in front of the table... 1284665625812 Anonymous: fail. where is the dog? 1390001062285 OhMy: that would be the guy who says things like i'm the dog of the father, noone gets to him without having been surveilled by me. maybe one of the white bearded ones. 1390017052565 Anonymous: "Whatever possessed you to paint three Christs?" "It works, man! It works!" 1525456851875 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/5800/Jesus_last_supper

Cat gore jesus cross africa

cat (894) , gore (629) , jesus (225) , cross (31) , africa (214)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1318854834214.jpg Info: JPG, 36 Kbytes (468x520) Added by: Captngeetch (Oct 17, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Flarp: shitty 1318857037518 Redrocco: fucking Haitians 1318857352423 Captngeetch: Yeah...this one pissed me off too..someone should put them up on crosses 1318857653514 AZO: In the beginning..was a shitbox 1318857854618 Anonymous: Someone should teach them to be nice. Oh wait someone tried. And they crucified a cat in mocking of him. Tread carefully cat murderer. God likes to shake cat killers. 1318857931129 RKB 1318858417849 sms1982: Fucked 1318865271240 MegaShit: Lollers... now do it with some bunnies 1318866029275 Anonymous: fucking niggers, seriously. 1318866075914 Anonymous: Romans used ropes not nails to mount thier criminals for execution. 1318877124815 Anonymous: And thier crosses looked like capital T's not lower-cased t's. 1318877182477 fiveby5: stupid haitians! don't they know that you have to hang the cat corpses from marionette strings so that the feline spirit can dance in the afterlife for a bountiful harvest? all this is doing is making mother gaia rigored and constipated. duh!! 1318880297220 Bad Boy Bubby: God punishes these mother fuckers with AIDS so its all even in the end 1318928346812 RubberG: I have Haitians a few houses down from me. They only live because its illegal for me to shoot them. 1318936748387 (show all comments) KofeeAnon: fucking niggers. Start acting like humans and you'll get treated like humans, MAYBE 1319005501463 BlazinWeed: Are you fucking kidding me? damn it Niggers, damn it. 1319809092845 cheesecake: - God spelled backwards is "cat" 1319954070519 GirlSoldier727: This makes GS sad :( 1320035032994 Anonymous: this is why we should kill all niggers 1320040367579 Anonymous: this is why we should kill all wiggers 1320043356420 Anonymous: its a dead cat symbol about getting fucked up by missionairies possibly 1322478776988 Hughbie: haitians...africans...all just a step out of the cave and barely out from under the rock....maybe when they stop this shit the rest of the world might consider taking them seriously... 1322479397130 Peckerhead: Fucking nigger beasts.....damn them to hell 1322497884899 Quantum69: AWWWWW HELL NAW!!!!!!!!! 1322497982233 BnSneky: fucking Niggers 1322498663714 HungLoh: Cat killers are no better than serial killers. Death to them all. 1322499951573 Anonymous: ich hasse neger ! 1322502095274 The Original Spoon: sad and fucked up 1322504175927 Anonymous: Fucken niggers I wanna go there to hunt some coons down! 1322508401507 Peckerhead: I'd like to nail a nigger to a cross and set on fire.......hate them motherfuckers 1322508638994 Anonymous: Nigger, please.... 1322508726429 InternetH8Machine: Have some respect!! JesusCat died for all your sins!! 1322512521765 Grund1e: Idiot nigers! 1322517251156 Anonymous: That nigger done nailed him some pussy 1322518197890 Anonymous: niggers are scum 1322518520435 Anonymous: enjoy your aids monkeys! 1322526167720 Anonymous: IM GOING TO KILL THE NEXT NIGGER I SEE 1324019456315 Vincent859: promises, promises... 1324031474956 d3ejmz: ermmm... ther's no gore in OP. Just sayin... 1324031535245 RubberG: ^ where is the gore lately? C4C gettin' soft?? 1324039730987 Anonymous: Niggers about to nail a cracka to a cross ! 1324047784893 Vincent859: ^^ RubberG, there's usually MORE gore than this??? 1324067326272 Anusnymous: "RubberG: I have Haitians a few houses down from me." Well, God took some haitian houses down, too ;9 1324125522783 Anonymous: fucking americans 1324126883676 Anonymous: I don't like this 1324132616716 strolch: stupid niggers !!! 1324208706351 BunnyOlesen: This one goes under my file called 'filthy niggers' and 'filthy shit niggers do' 1325562366705 FrozenBacon: i ts high time for slavery again, nobody do this to a pussy 1326658745309 Borderline: Fucking Niggers, die you sub-human nigglet counts!!! 1326666754258 Anonymous: You bought them food and shelter suckas ! Now they celebrate MLK day tomorrow 1326666800764 AndrogynousBoy: fucking stinking nigger retards 1329061574199 Anonymous: and this is why they live in the shithole of the world 1329069995629 Anonymous: get dubs 1329079415964 Anonymous: Niggers are subhuman garbage. 1329869519627 Werner: This Niggers have to die SLOWLY and PAINFULL !!!!!! 1331084694846 Anonymous: lol 7849, love the cig in the cat's mouth X'D 1331333545654 Anonymous: Niggertards wanna kill each other off fine. Don't take out comparatively defenseless creatures. 1331525085660 Anonymous: I will NEVER HELP BLACKS again....sick fucks! 1331536367657 crewsey: what bothers me is there is a "nigger " tag but no "spic" tag 1331536568578 titeuf: putain de negres ... ammenez les moi et je les fait morfler 1331660273221 anonL: hope to see the day when the law permits me to shoot an unlimited number of niggers per day 1332484974216 anonymous: ^ that may come sooner than you think. All its gonna' take is for niggers to riot in all the cities. If the cops can't handle it,it will be up to the armed citizen. We learned are lesson with the Rodney King and Katrina riots. 1332491450518 Anonymous: All hail jesus nyan 1332552019279 Anonymous: Fuckin' niggers. That's not even fair, a cat can't defend itself against a group of blacks. 1334784826529 Anonymous: damn 1334786280185 halfmast: cat jebus i worship you 1334818528988 MAELSTHUR: burn them with fire 1334886737587 eyedol: wtf haha 1336212575288 Anonymous: GODDAMN BUT i HATE niggers! kill them all! 1336307298638 Anonymous: How I just hate niggers 1336428218126 Anonymous: Yo dis cat be our God and shit 1336536577102 Anonymous: some say jesus was black...id crucify him if he was. 1337433192632 Quantum69: I lol'd @ this thread for all the wrong reasons, but i couldn't help myself! 1337433598617 rüdiger: 2012 negerhass gesellschaftsfähig 1337451394787 Zobinsky: wicked games 1338374177720 MonkeyNards: alll their jesus figures were washed away...its called being resourceful. 1339820990258 Stalker: Cat Jeebus died for their sins. There were too many of them, so three days later he came back and buried them all in the desert. 1347464373454 Anonymous: what?! at least they didn't nail a jew to the cross! they can be ever so cross.... 1347480987814 eyedol: lololol 1349127660409 Anonymous: Now I understand why Haiti will always be a shithole. 1353471687978 huck1944: that is wrong on so many levels 1353511105560 CLAVDIVS GERMANICVS: Niggers. The plague of modern world. 1354473481517 eyedol: ^^MOCKING CHRIST AND CRUCIFING A CAT AT THE SAME TIME, HILARIOUS 1358559512899 ASPCA: If I find you it will not be fun 1358574429515 proxyderping: SUBHUMANS ! 1358588198939 Antiphon: This day shall be known as "good caturday" from now an. Let's all praise Catesus! 1358612115135 Anonymous: fuck that 1358640644567 Anonymous: assholes !! 1358672260721 Cockosaurus-Rex: Wtf?!?! That's NOT how you prepare a cat for consumption! Now we're gonna need to marinade in vinegar to cut the gaminess, and you can't fuckin do that with the.... Jokes aside I hope they killed the poor fucker first, that's extreme. 1359772373284 RhinoVirus: No lulz, only sadz. 1359772459756 Bulbasaur111919: If no one was looking and they where separated by wooden walls; which one of these entities would you fuck? 1359847803600 Anonymous: Nigger "culture" 1359851777963 ▼▲▼: this is the point where the jew can no longer tout their stupidity as ‘humor’. 1360011488577 Anonymous "chickin?" 1360011976526 Anonymous: ^^ this 1360014750131 Anonymous: QUE IMBÉCILES COMO OFENDEN A JESUCRISTO 1360385381636 Anonymous: Fucking African American - typical!!! Rather kill a billion African Americans than a single cat - or any other animal for that matter 1368279149454 RubberG: ^ the correct term is nigger. 1368289913576 Meow.I.Lay.Me: The cat can be resurrected more times than Jesus! 1368322029199 Mephistopholes: Fucking niggers kill and destroy and ruin every fucking thing they touch. 1370998109370 djh123: derrs quan as a youngster wit dat heart on his shirt :D 1372382169323 crackerkiller5: All hail cat Jesus! 1372388330440 DryAssCrackers: None of 'YOU' people would last a single day there' 1372397761695 tokerator: ^mmmmmm As long as teh Jesus cat jerky lasts. 1372397823225 Anonymous: "You can do what you want! I won't talk...will never talk!" 1372725559117 Anonymous: dude i fucking hate niggers.. 1372811573813 RubberG: ^ you fit right in here then! Niggers: universaly hated by all other races. 1372811705554 Anonymous: God made us guardians to animals, all those who hurt those poor defenseless animals that only want love and care, will be judged when the come before the Lord 1405430147368 Anonymous: ^You are trolling right. I hope....otherwise..BWAHAHAHAHAA you fucktard. 1405432050463 Anonymous: I would be less up if it was a human. 1405435768701 Anonymous there ya go then... 1405437669360 Anonymous: "Father, into your hands I commit my spirit!" 1406108830382 Anonymous: I have a weird boner 1409864021308 Anonymous: When the town of niggerville runs out of K. F. C. ! 1417708847920 Anonymous: BLACK JEEZ GUN LUVZ YA 4 KILLIN DAT SATANIC CAT 1427789711396 Anonymous: FUCKING NIGGERISM!!!! GO NUKE!!! 1446100086248 Anonymous: must not fap..... 1446247786135 Pragmatic: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Israel is the true master race! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Israel is the true master race! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 1454016593873 Anonymous: ^ surrounded by Arabs who wil not stop until they wipe you out. Fun place, I guess. 1454016883619 Anonymous: Hillary clinton, the criminal piece of shit, approves that. 1454205309591 Anonymous: nuke israel. Those kike big nosed ugly animals need to die. 1454206286141 JimTheHammer: Fuck the cat. Who cares? 1459587949832 Anonymous: 'Nigger Lives Fundamentalism' 1459593650982 >>>: black lives matter = everyone else suffers 1459625951729 Anonymous: He died for your memes 1520224980546 Anonymous: Sigh 1520284685482 Anonymous: RIP: Richard Nixon 1520680803876 Anonymous Fucking BLM! 1523593487787 Anonymous: You must not criticize them. It is their culture and all cultures are equal. 1523669042329 Anonymous: ^Used to be our culture, too. If we are to believe science... 1523689492968 Anonymous: ^Depends what you mean by "our culture". I recall nothing about cats. 1523756439310 Anonymous: ^You don't have to. Those guys do. 1523796353136 Anonymous: ###############_KAMMAAAY3_%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%_* 1523870202649 Anonymous: ^^Yeah, cat houses. 1523924809177 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Eyedol mineagle ) , hated by 39 (last: ultron metalfan420 SLAVE45 Cyarkia huck1944 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/191720/Cat_gore_jesus_cross_africa

Jesus lick tattoo

jesus (225) , lick (162) , tattoo (268)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://uponamidnightdreary.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/IMG_2998-768x1024.jpg Info: JPG, 169 Kbytes (768x1024) Added by: AZO (Nov 20, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse LastResort: oh look, it's sinful jesus and dumb bitch betty, Both of you go drown in a vat of battery acid and spare us your pathetic attempts to be "edgy" 1321784125673 Quantum69: damn, looks like jesus is turning to the dark side. 1321787442626 A true believer: all you people who modk Jesus are the ones who will be mocked in the end so get ready for it. The end is on the way. 1324597584163 Anonymous: ^not sure if trolling or trolling 1324597605204 Quantum69: ^Probably trolling anon 1326492684303 Anonymous: who is this Jesus person they speak of?... 1326493885668 Queefly: Pretty sure that cocksucker's going to hell...... 1352426338828 Anonymous: Fuck you. 1363881943332 Anonymous: Fuck you. Jesus is the best man and god in the world ever 1363881959330 Fezmonkey: Jesus was well hung. 1430429990546 Anonymous: Is that the "Virgin" Mary? She was hot. 1430441865887 Anonymous: He hung out with a prostitute. This seems pretty fitting. 143303810299 Anonymous: AAAAAAAA 1521766547677 Anonymous: tt0095497 1521825456857 (show all comments) Anonymous: Mortal or immortal: the battle of the sexes will never be won as there is too much fraternization with the enemy. 1521850164712 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: NonComposMentis ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/195572/Jesus_lick_tattoo

PICTURE UNRELATED

religion (396) , spiderman (39) , jesus (225) , punch (55) , thread (1018) , unrelated (8) , bicycle (84) , unicycle (3)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1282999868923.png Info: PNG, 306 Kbytes (1024x1024) Added by: candlejack (Aug 28, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: What do you mean? It's totally related. It's obviously Spider-Man getting back from a mexican Holiday, sensing danger as he spots this mass-manipulating dude, he decides to take action, so the J-man tries to set him on fire and attempts to escape on a stolen bike, but Spider-Man is too fast and breaks his jaw. Hopefully that'll teach him! 1283030642439 Limerick: Except that's a unicycle. 1283141333666 crackerkiller5: mexican spider-man punching jesus christ who is riding a unicycle?......makes sense to me. 1283153867443 Pyro: ON FIAH 1283153948200 Rorix: Meanwhile in Tijuana... 1288543312743 Nickeh43: Oh hey this happened to me yesterday! WTF? 1288563291936 Leashedhate: ^You caught on fire and punched Jesus? 1288563368853 AwesomeAnonymous!: 0.25 secs later and spiderman has over 9000 lightening bolts shooting up his arse 1288571053971 Anonymous: So what? I've seen a movie where the TMNT fuck each other. 1288648435450 Nickeh43: @LH.... yeah, so? *shifty eyes* 1288718917232 chrud: spidey is just turning the other jesus cheek for him... 1294606917919 Maddi: ^No, Spidey is Hitler that is all.Goodbye. 1295875905159 NonComposMentis: Nice picture unrelated 1320799922689 Anonymous: so THATS how they were able to save Hitler's brain.....makes sense now... 1339189281205 (show all comments) AnonymousLATAM Airli: 2 Kings 14:25 He was the one who restored the boundaries of Israel from Lebo Hamath to the Dead Sea, in accordance with the word of the LORD, the God of Israel, spoken through his servant Jonah son of Amittai, the prophet from Gath Hepher. 1521223849584 Anonymous: This is what happens when a bored 13 year old with colored pencils has a PM math class. 1521247175312 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/147027/PICTURE_UNRELATED

JEBUS

homer (11) , simpsons (58) , jesus (225)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.imgur.com/WXBSS.jpg Info: JPG, 20 Kbytes (496x378) Added by: TwoFaced (May 8, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: save me jeebus! 1273347703955 Purplekush420: WWJD 1275066621474 LemmyLaffer: "Jebus" means "fucker" in Polish 1330705345822 S: Kurva! 1330705465799 Anonymous: stillwater fish dont swim against the current, ships sail against it quite some of the time 1330709088852 JODDLERBOY: Polski Kurva parso dobje! 1330719047561 Cheesecake: Death to all who look upon the Holier-than-thou image of Jebus ! 1361758764736 Anonymous: "Polish" means "gay" in Icelandic 1361890124287 NonComposMentis: ^icelandic isn't a valid language 1361890461431 Anonymous: ^ wrong! it's actually the ONLY valid language! 1361956269272 Anonymous: ^^ tell that to Bjork 1516361694536 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/122480/JEBUS

Jesus bethlehem star art camel

jesus (225) , bethlehem (1) , star (10) , art (1150) , camel (14)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://blog.hmns.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/star-of-bethlehem-2.jpg Info: JPG, 1549 Kbytes (2100x1500) Added by: AZO (Mar 17, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Nice pic. But it's mid-March. 1300402264316 AZO: thats around when you gotta start walking 1300404294109 Twinchlian: It will not always be mid-March son. 1300404405461 AZO: it's also why they're ..marching HA! 1300438484905 Antiphon: This is what Christians actually believe. 1300656118372 AZO: worship what you call "sandniggers" got for ya 1300657611370 AZO: fucked by camel fuckers since day 1 1300657651116 Greeft: It's just coming up to fall on the other side of the world. 1300657698479 Anonymous: *bump*! 1303193634162 Anonymous: what is your definition? I dont think that it is correct 1303203467224 fuckinghypocrites: And the retarded white trash redneck said :"Jesus! God bless America" 1303536177520 Furore23: "Shit! We're back in Seattle!" 1303557444383 AhruneDagon: Nah Its Just Ufo Beaming Down Aliens Regarded As Angels 1311996331221 Anonymous: Meth - Not even once 1312061432880 (show all comments) Anonymous: The greys and reptillians sure trolled us hard ! 1312068783734 Anonymous: Fuckin' hipsters 1312071395215 Anonymous: stars, kindalike dope 1327242280362 Anonymous: MEANWHILE IN DUBAI ..... 1327248237956 garter: Stoopid 1327249939838 Quantum69: R.I.P Occupy WS 1327254212798 Furore23: "Oh no! The Angel is breaking Unit Two's AT Field!" 1327259653308 eyedol: sorry to ruin your christmas nativity fairy tale but the nearest star is 4 light years away 1358675173776 Anonymous: Ah yes, the Virgin birth of Mithras, on December 25, as foretold by the appearance of a new star in the east, which was followed by three wise kings. A thousand years before the birth of the make-believe, wanna-be Nazarene. 1366433414953 Bonefish: ^True dat. 1366436410609 WillieBillBob: "Aha! Yonder lies the Pink Floyd concert". 1366514152694 Chanonymous: The extra brigt star was all we saw of the end of an entire civiliatio as thier sun went supernova. 1506152675500 Anonymous: ^yeah...wtf happened here on earth. All the nuts said a hidden planet was going to wipe out earth today, like the last time...and before that too...and prior to that as well... 1506152967840 Anonymous: Never happened. 1506624819931 Anonymous: Like George Carlin siad: "The biggest bullshit story ever told!" 1515240420337 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 1 (last: Korzo ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/171650/Jesus_bethlehem_star_art_camel

The United States is in no sense founded upon the Christian Doctrine.

Jesus (225) , hypocrisy (4) , fundamentalism (1) , usa (442) , constitution (6) , quote (122) , religion (396)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1286471740787.jpg Info: JPG, 286 Kbytes (1536x1037) Added by: Furore23 (Oct 7, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Harvey: All your base are belong to us. 1286482381310 defeat: This is good. 1286483576582 Anonymous: and the learned spoke to and for the people and they have been fucking ignored by the stupid... 1286484161781 Anonymous: and yet here we are... 1286484239857 Anonymous jesus is totally not satan 1286505258671 Furore23: ^ Thank you! Anon delivers. 1286542568555 Greeft: Well said, but why is Jesus white? He most definitely was not white, so why is he portrayed as such in pretty much all of western popular culture? 1286543270658 Furore23: ^ Because white people are the best, and if Jesus is all he's cracked up to be... 1286544031146 Greeft: ^But Jesus wasn't all he was cracked up to be. He existed but wasn't the son of a fairy tale being. 1286550807659 Furore23: ^ He still cock-punched Hitler and seduced the Bee-Girls from Saturn, so, yeah. 1286642041103 Greeft: Remember Jesus died for our sins. So start sinning like crazy you fuckers or it was just an empty futile gesture. 1286663251498 Anonymous: Both Pictures are Correct.. The True God is the Devil. Who created Christ to give a Ballance and Hope and the Challenge of Life itself. 1297245069307 Anonymous: they have nigger for president - what did you expect??? 1297287534129 pocket: Google images>Jon McNaughton, if you need another reason to laugh @ christianity. Somehow I don't think Thomas Jefferson would approve. 1297288587745 (show all comments) precious: you are doing it wrong...black president, black jesus, only rednecks in USA believe in white jesus 1299243014547 MAELSTHUR: cthulhu is jesus? 1299268881438 4givethem4theyRjerks: troll, troll, troll! Taken out of context, out of time, pits one version of Christianity vs another, omits the vast majority of statements and beliefs that support Christian "virtues" vs Dogma vs your "doctrine" 1299438337967 Anonymous: bla bla, Jesus was a fag and a whore whisperer 1299438558678 MrPerspective: @ Furore : where can I order that DVD? Is there a x-rated cameo from the 30th century Legion of Super-Heroes? 1299442016581 MrPerspective: Greeft is 100% right. Jesus loved sinners. Especially sinners repenting . So we should spend our whole God-given lives sinning, repenting, rinse-and-repeating. So much to do, so little time. "Places to go, people to kill..." - (the Joker) 1299442430624 MrPerspective: "My Kingdom is not of this world." -- (Jesus of Nazareth) I suddenly feel like following this ancient christian teaching to the letter. :-) 1299444078284 Furore23: ^^^ Aw yeah, Luornu Durgo! For when you want a sizzling foursome with your girlfriend: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luornu_Durgo 1303826288925 MrPerspective: ^ And all the while staying faithful to her? Way cool! (So I'm a hopeless romantic, sue me.) 1303832796824 Furore23: ^ That's it! Ridiculously hot. You can bang away and still not jog her elbow while she makes you a sandwich! 1303837862851 MrPerspective: ^ I love your unfailing practicality, mister F. :-))) 1303881070720 Anonymous: the US was founded by Unitarians who believe in letting each person learning what is their own best spiritual path, not the tyranny of other religions. 1303883020210 Furore23: ^ Seriously, what the FUCK does that have to do with marrying a crazy hot superheroine whose special power is to BECOME THREE OF HERSELF? Please try to stay on topic and only discuss the subject of having a faithful loving wife who can sex you up three times simultaneously. 1303919243382 MrPerspective: ^ Rule 26. No exceptions. Resistance is futile. CURSE YOU, INTERNET! 1304015324391 Korzo: 1st Commandment: "You shall have no other gods before me" VS. 1st Amendment: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion..." Now keep your god damned god off my lawn. /debate. 1304093134647 MrPerspective: ^ No debate. You just killed it by firing the ultimate weapon of common sense right from the start of the battle. All hail Lord Vader and his unstoppable Force Choke. XD 1304141636847 Furore23: ^ I'm Darth Vader. Me. I am. 1304157128965 MrPerspective: ^ YOU'RE NO FATHER OF MINE!!!!! Now will you please stop asking "who's your daddy?" every time you beat me @ lightsabers? 1304204723418 Anonymous: Aragorn hath come to spread the good news of the White Tree of Gondor. Also, Lincoln's singing "Mammy". 1304225888855 Anonymous: Sacrifice your lambs at midnight, mark your doors with the blood. Yeah, totally not evil. 1304237223941 Anonymous: bump 1309094813585 Bonefish: Jebus is getting ready to shred that thing. 1386931159355 Furore23: We all pray that you do not burn. 1402920900634 Anonymous: Not really.. Let'em BURN ! 1406505948697 Anonymous: Lincoln would walk a million miles for one of your smiles.... 1406631391856 Anonymous: Perhaps not, but it is funded from it. 1513114037423 Anonymous: You made your point,the next time you begging niggers go broke,chi 1513257037601 Anonymous: the babble god and all that crap is all about jews and their traditions and has no validity elsewhere since what those assfuckers in it preach is a variation on the theme of judaism read the fucking book and see for yourself! "promised land", pah! fuck you!! 1514970873909 Anonymous: "In God we Trust"...enough said...lunatics. 1514996716813 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: MrPerspective Furore23 ) , hated by 3 (last: semenov nigel redhotred ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/152859/The_United_States_is_in_no_sense_founded_upon_the_Christian_Doctrine.

Santa jesus shit

santa (40) , jesus (225) , shit (238)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1260647746307.jpg Info: JPG, 78 Kbytes (600x367) Added by: imacoolnavyvet (Dec 12, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: fuckin fapped ! what a fantasy !!! 1260650780361 stalker13: i lol'd 1260731100778 Anonymous: I have a new found respect for Santa 1260766711745 jackfrosty: Auto-erotic crucifixion... Wow... 1260773898910 crackerkiller5: a fate worse than death 1260780379511 themadhatter666: fuck yes! 1260860823823 Anonymous: FUCK 1260877508844 Anonymous: Great for Christmas Cards 1260877542565 ILoveyouBitches: Fucking Jesus whith shit! Oh yeah! 1260916892595 Anonymous: it's holy shit now 1260996097411 ILoveyouBitches: Yeah fap fap fap fap 1261009786657 herbdasher: so he can turn water to wine wonder what he turns shit into heh 1261022497958 Anonymous: Thank God For the Internet, what would we do without such works of art. 1261051997173 Anonymous: what the fuck is wrong with you fucking ass hole you should got hell 1264981796575 (show all comments) Anonymous: fucking pic. go to hell 1265059921356 Anonymous: who ever did this pic dont let me find you! 1269967925136 DropkickMurphy: ^lol butthurt anon is butthurt 1269976452625 Warg: based on a true story. 1270189957541 Anonymous: i love to kill the person who did this 1274209777558 Anonymous: Rage! Rage! Time to burn and kill people over this outrage! 1274216005459 Anonymous: He's a few posts above you...like to borrow my hammer? 1275345529428 oh: you hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 1278396995719 oh: not funny killlllllll man 1278397118560 Anonymous: Way funnier than you are. 1278397209721 SlayerofPeople: Should of shit in his mouth and made him eat it. 1279054063889 Anonymous: I love modern Art ! ;-) 1279061390434 sUNz: fap fap fap fap 1283970357375 Nickeh43: i wush santa would shit up in my mouth 1283985632599 Nickeh43: i wish santa would shit up in my mouth 1283985639585 Anonymous: Thanks for this. I always wanted to see Santa shit into Jesus' navel. 1283987065884 Anonymous: Jesus is a piece of shit. I would've pissed in his mouth 1285529179639 Anonymous: Looks like Jesus likes it. 1289265037176 Anonymous: Fucking disgusting. Someone's gonna burn in hell for this. 1289275958267 Anonymous: Always so funny to see fags shocked on c4c! I thought it was impossible! 1289276202219 Anonymous: i came 1289277330670 Flarp: ESCAPE B4 EASTER! 1289281743168 Munster: That's the second coming of Jesus... 1289288352816 Leashedhate: Hoh ho OOHHHH!!!! 1289295042455 anon: you ... willl... rot in hell 1289352898344 Anonymous: I'm fapping so hard. fap fap fap fap 1323585754155 Anonymous: rule 34 1323614788994 Moongrim: If God didn't like this he'd have prevented it! 1323617651844 Bonefish: Ha ha ha!! Santa's giving Jebus a Cleveland Steamer. LOL! 1356477890752 Anders Breivik: That is some expensive S&M services Jesus paid for !!! 1356484164165 Anonymous: Christmas is a bunch of crap. 1365385417769 Anonymous: did your brain already pop out you bunch of asshole 1381598228364 GreedSwindlersJews: Jewboy drew this?! 1381600705255 caxirola is the shit: karl marx and stalin playing on the atheist digimon-land 1381642845626 Anonymous: Jesus was obviously nice this year, even though Santa's being naughty! 1381665559268 Anonymous: yup pretty much sums it up... and I'm ok with it... even encourage it 1514232798430 Anonymous: Well, it was cold that day so he tried to warm the poor bastard up the best he could. Santa nice. 1514415681399 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 3 (last: Quantum69 StormTrooper Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/74254/Santa_jesus_shit

Religion jesus dildo cross

religion (396) , jesus (225) , dildo (151) , cross (31)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1241019432787.jpg Info: JPG, 18 Kbytes (334x500) Added by: *.rr.com (Apr 29, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: "I have Jesus inside of me" 1241114806899 Anonymous: holy dicks! 1241116721508 Anonymous: All for the love of Jesus, since it's Jesus loving you it isn't wrong. 1243816175736 Anonymous: the power of Christ vaginally compels you 1243817496160 Anonymous: Explains why Mary was a virgin... 1246050905429 iseekdrugs: its like the exorcist 1247102667473 Anonymous: well for the love of god...oh hang on... 1247123075884 Anonymous: O Cum all ye faithfull 1247141182418 Qmshot: use on demon pussy 1247618762867 Oa: Guess it doesn't matter where you hang it as long as it's well-hung. 1247927281262 rach3l: there's a little bit of Jesus in us all 1248934227489 Anonymous: Prepare to recieve the coming of the lord!!! 1248945665998 anontyMouse: made of communion wafer - makes your sexed organs chaste again. (The vatican's secret weapon) 1249078723694 Jesus is Lord: this is very disrespectful. making love is a beautiful thing. not to be degraded by these satanic tools 1250003666491 (show all comments) Hughbie: My suggestion is that you receive the coming of the lord...the MOAR 1250004917952 sinonymous: long live satan, jesus, santa and all the other FAIRYtales 1250263343286 ThrillBilly: the power of christ CUMpels you!! 1250317744316 looooolz: now i understand the exorcist :D 1255398052176 brutalninja: fuck jesus, literaly! 1255418130484 donaldd: stupid and arrogant picture 1255418206732 .........: Jesus-fucking-Christ !!! 1270779706576 Jesus: Laugh now. You assholes don't know how bad I smell right now. 1271636116874 ImYourMomBIATCH: ^Jesus, you shouldnt complain you piece of shit! 1271636521325 Anonymous: I knew it! All along THIS is what we pray to! Now I'm horny. 1271643368588 Warg: Jesus never got so much action. 1271652368365 Redrocco: linda blair could have used one of these 1273211432589 Anonymous: jesus fucking christ 1273213718757 Anonymous: holy fuck 1273232912751 Redrocco ^^here you go 1273234154800 Anonymous: u suck 1273236593695 Redrocco: ^no but my g/f does 1273236669847 ImYourMomBIATCH: ^No, you actually suck! Accept it you christfag, piece of shit! 1273240268695 Anonymous: hahahahhhh 1280326925824 curves: fuck David and his star 1281722993315 Hitman 47: Do they make these for Nuns? 1292178155991 ­Jesus: What the fuck is this?!! 1292182786975 The Evil Twin: Now when someone says, "you can stick your religion up your ass", you actually can!! 1292191510929 The Phantom: Fuck the Patriarchy and its cross shaped dildos 1380768868657 Axel10242: God (use your allmighty dildo) and savve the slutty queen 1380769003749 Anonymous: candles dont impregnate, dicks do. 1380770708298 Anonymous: or reactive egg cells. if no vasectomized dicks inserted and the money shot didnt work. 1380770856979 Ricma23: JEBO TE BOG !!! 1380906460926 Anonymous: From Linda Blair's toy box! 1380924650808 Anonymous: im a man and i would put jusus in my ass it 1438661251144 Anonymous: im a man and i would put jusus in my ass it would feel good. 1438661276129 Crackhead Fezmonkey: May the Balls of God slap gently upon your chin forever, amen! 1438666748815 Anonymous: Isn't this like necrophilia? since you'd be fucking his crucified self? 1439129587777 Anonymous: The lord is cumming 1512541975140 Anonymous: Manufactured by Linda's Delight - You feel damned possessive about it! 1512827561398 Arschloch33: A funny way to fuck religion 1512906898432 Quantum69 < Related... 1512950625339 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Kodayoki ) , hated by 1 (last: StormTrooper ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/13858/Religion_jesus_dildo_cross

PIKACHU BLOWING JESUS - Now you've seen it all

pikachu (36) , jesus (225) , blowjob (572) , rule 34 (177)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1279273755266.jpg Info: JPG, 60 Kbytes (600x750) Added by: Anonymous (Jul 16, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Greeft: Rule 34 applies. 1279279170632 the7rafe7: haha yes it does... 1279297732275 Jackfrosty: WOW!!! 1281360452206 ChuckleNutz: Looks Photoshopped ta me... 1281385958994 Anonymous: Rule 34...... that says it all 1281386043930 Limerick: Haven't seen jesus blowing pikachu yet. 1281386125567 Anonymous: Give it 10 days. 1281386173560 Sasi: Then on the third day he ejaculated. 1281386469905 Pyro: ^ And it was good 1281428731728 Anonymous: shopped 1281429039998 Anonymous: 34 1281435300809 Anonymous: Delete This Picture 1283438299110 Jesus: ^GTFO 1283461194374 FutureMovement: This picture doesn't show any respect, that's why it should be deleted, maybe we can post a picture for pikachu fucking the one who posted this picture 1283461993324 (show all comments) FuturerMovement: ^Newfag GTFO 1283462898707 Anonymoose: what wouldn't Jesus do? damn spick 1283463182999 Grave: FutureMovement is right you guys! pikachu is a saint! 1283464224304 Anonymous: Delete This Picture! 1283464847324 Jesus: I love having sex with critters... especially imaginary ones since from the start we have something in common. 1283467480640 The Dude: That can't be jesus, Jesus has a mullet. 1287375568264 George: Goddammit Limerick! 1287698368832 Leashedhate: Lime, here! http://www.tomorrowsnobody.com/index.php?page=g_gc009 1287698626272 Anonymous: Your mom should be deleted! 1288302472656 Anonymous: pikachu on a suicide mission, gonna rip the gay fuckers balls off 1288302917479 Anonymous: pika! pika! 1289276860164 Flarp: I think the Muslims have pretty much given up about drawn likenesses of Mohamad being done. They figure we'll all fucking crazy over here :P 1289281799636 Munster: I don't understand... why Pikachu... that bitch is not attractive... 1289288067974 bukie1717: pikachu uses bite it's super effective 1289413915613 VolTec: Knew it: pokemon blows 1294536395799 Rumorluvr: Hahaha 1294538738603 chrud: why so many requests for deletion? too big a wuss to click delete for yourself? oh wait, you can't think for yourself. pray on it. wtf 1294580392715 SaidaMall: I'm not a christian but I think this picture should be deleted 1294953725362 Lickathesplit: no i haven't, there is always the next pic is there ? 1295151252594 Anonymous: Pikajob 1295210578935 Anonymoose: wouldnt jesus be electricuded? 1295256190742 BnSneky: geeeeeeeeeeez 1295260598535 MrPerspective: I'm a christian but I think this picture should not be deleted. Seriously. Jesus had the reputation to be a fun-loving guy who loved the company of characters like the C4C crowd. Better that to hang out with all those pedo priests, that's for sure. 1298014488512 MrPerspective: "What would Jesus do?" Defend free speech, like he always did. Cool dude, not like today's mindless bigots baa-ing his name. Having some harmless x-rated fun with a consenting and imaginary animal, I think we can grant him that. Amen, my toon-sex-obsessed brothers. 1298014567482 Anonymous: NO where in the bible does it say that Pikachu did not blow jesus . amen 1305917708610 Anonymous: I fucking knew it 1305919806984 MrPerspective: I'm fucking newts 1305944819235 thedude50: Somebody's going to hell for this one. 1306542141503 Anonymous: MOAR! 1306653820815 Anonymous 1306653923117 Furore23: Chris-chan crosses out another item on his list of mistakes-to-do. 1306675127540 MrPerspective: That's JESUS? Looks more like the hobo I see every day on my way to work. 1306701463835 Anonymous: Fuckin' stupid, and he isn't Jesus... he looks like a gay manga shit. 1307206918335 Anonymous: ^ and how do you know how he really looks like ? And pikachu could also be in not yet found scripts of the bible 1307207265613 veranet 1307216266523 copperware: don't understand... is pikachu dead and went to heaven? or waz jizzus visiting? 1307217540810 Xenophobe: They were always in the same place dude... They're both fictional, remember? 1307226936844 copperware: so pikachu alive? thanks jizzus! 1307231651758 NonComposMentis: Aweful art.. 1320853897483 Canucklehead: As there is no such thing as a "jesus" this can't be accurate. 1321029908711 The Original Spoon: WWJD? 1321046398356 Anonymous: U asshole!!! respect Pikachu!!! 1321384761529 Anonymous: yawn, i do have seen this before 1321394803410 eyedol: pikachu likes it 1358675409350 Anonymous: pikachu will never get pregnant like that 1360104037113 Anonymous: QUE ESTÚPIDO, NO LE FALTEN EL RESPETO A DIOS ANIMALES!!! 1360384427186 Anonymous: If there is a god. I think he can delete this... But there is no god 1362471437558 Anonymous: I love it because christcuntians don't like it, i'm gonna draw one myself 1449389368212 Anonymous: ^ are you going to draw Muhammad in it? Of course not, you kiss Islams ass. 1449407579334 Cornflake: ^ No actually that's a mighty idea fuck muhhammad too 1450248036988 Anonymous: ^Here you go: @O3·---8 1510610969189 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/137231/PIKACHU_BLOWING_JESUS_-_Now_you've_seen_it_all

Star wars jesus last supper

star wars (92) , jesus (225) , last supper (11)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1234741341955.jpg Info: JPG, 293 Kbytes (1280x960) Added by: *.broadband.hu (Feb 16, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: I'd join religion if it were ever this cool. 1243065266950 expialidocous: this is totally fake. Luk was born way after Darth Mal was killed, fail. 1269816151899 Narol: Wow everyone came back to life! 1276275490834 Anonymous: Vadar sould be in the middle, he was the chosen one who brought balance to the force, duh 1292476760953 protonX80: im sick of these last supper clones 1292477679757 Incarcerated Anon: Go outside, Waldo. 1292477768915 ElCapitan: this seems more plausible to me 1292479378313 Weed: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!" Pickles. 1294860695986 Anonymous: That's the last, but one, supper. 1509016068600 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: SLAVE45 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/1799/Star_wars_jesus_last_supper

Jesus pedo switch

jesus (225) , pedo (205) , switch (11)

Source: SUBMIT / URL URL: http://www.gagspace.com/imgsrc/jesus_switch.jpg Info: JPG, 47 Kbytes (442x734) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Mar 9, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse grim: hey guys. i just realized something about the light switch. what ever you do. dont turn jesus on. 1250836708971 Anonymous: Guess Jesus was a Catholic, that clears up a lot. 1250851746923 DutchGuy: Jebus wasn't a catholic or a christian for that matter. All that stuff is pure marketing. 1250852602839 Anonymous: Thanks for the bible lesson eurofag. 1250868775353 joesh: So i guess jesus is "turned on" -pun- 1251424623278 Hughbie: 34. 1251424827758 Anonymous: oh you gotta love religion! 1254524893362 Xenuphobe: Jesus touched me deep down in my.... 1254910681539 Stu: Unreal. LOL - there's no innocence possible with that whatsoever 1255007885313 Wuck: I gotta get that fucking light switch 1262999812612 Anonymous: and on the 4th day god gave jesus a... lightswitch? 1263437482783 AGENTDORK: were can i get one? 1264811171177 vanwinkle: jesus is a pedo 1264815077225 Anonymous: jesus wants that all childrens fapping him 1265665401726 (show all comments) Anonymous: when there was light...he came 1265666382835 Anonymous: WHO EVER MADE THIS COVER,FOR LIGHT SWITCH SHOULD BURN IN HELl!!! 1269786099409 nazilint: I totally want this switch.. 1270849459665 WhiteShark: God made CP 1272654574635 Anonymous: Turn on Jesus, and Let there be LIGHT!! 1275832420299 Anonymous: glory hole 1277422490917 Anonymous: LOL 1277435267631 Flarp: JESUS, that guy is hung! 1277600604153 Anonymous: This has got to be the work of a Muslim. His Cocks to small 1282314430890 Anonymous: Bit of Truth in this... Mark 10:13 And they brought young children to him, that he should touch them: and his disciples rebuked those that brought them. 1282319952612 Anonymous: lol...first thing i thought seeing this is jesus invented the gloryhole 1283705562947 iprobablyhateyou lurk a little bit for christs sake 1283708415840 chrud: somebody at amalgamated christ lighting had a sense of humor 1283708577857 SinBadGrandDad: Funny... I saw the same light switch in the house that belongs to Chris Hansen. 1284118638891 Jesus: Children turn me on 1284145074469 Flarp: The only think better would be if the switch was black, and the cover still white. Come children, come touch Jesus' big black cock-switch 1284208968424 Psilofyr: Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world. Sunday School said it not me. 1289644259512 BnSneky: figures 1289644806705 Anonymous: ironically this fits perfectly with the catholic church 1289658210814 The Original Spoon: Honor thy father and mother. But, as for Jesus, Glory, Gloryholeluia! 1319390369151 Anonymous: ^...especially thy father! Yowza! 1508573018785 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: DermottX ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/3700/Jesus_pedo_switch

Jesus priest religion

jesus (225) , priest (12) , religion (396)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1284832665426.jpg Info: JPG, 159 Kbytes (1000x669) Added by: Godgoaste (Sep 18, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: hes not been specific what religion?? maybe budhist 1290674279335 Anonymous: BROTHER NATHANAEL :D 1290674539399 Anonymous: youtube . com/watch?v=_sAeWjarjWM&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL 1290674674968 Anonymous: check out his awesome vids! :D 1290726662362 Anonymous: well, he's looking rather pleased with himself, I wonder why?... 1290727204924 Anonymous: maybe they even wanted to have misused kids confess to some priests during the last pederast cases, in some recent news some fraternity who employed some molester in the same position years later explained that as a fraternity there was no guilt involved - somehow having a jesus symbol seems to mean oneself has good free will so good original sin (as opposed to others) 1329230474110 Anonymous: smiling is something sympathic people do. or grinning - one is absolved of sin, others arent, makes one smile more easily. apart from feeling well. not that easy to distinguish. 1329230559714 Anonymous: if its feelings (or self pity, because jesus died for ones sins and all) for social matters - every now and then there's no easy way to make amends. but it always helps to sit in a quiet corner, facepalm and pray. or just go rave. but not bind to others when one is too vulnerable because of recent stuff having happened. 1329231073619 Anonymous: Isn't that a visual oxymoron? 1329251205344 Anonymous: ^explain... 1329251613594 Anonymous: AMEEERICA, AMEEERICA, GOD shed his grace on thee!!!!! 1329259828896 Anonymous: is this body gesture on the left of the person a "nothing doing" body gesture or something of a weclome? didnt they have stonings at that time? and did adultery matter for males? 1329279561650 Anonymous: (if it wasnt unemployment or going against assumptions or something and using sex sells on that) 132927966399 Anonymous: (and if its sex its also about not changing partners too much - so its quite enjoyable for confusing people, two kinds of hormone level functions involved at least - emotional binding and fucking) 1329280372633 (show all comments) pepe64: Try THAT in a muslim country and they chop your head off. Good to see there's still some freedom left in obamerica 1354398998814 Anonymous: agent provocateur of the NWO. or just a complete moron 1354404769311 Anonymous: Looking for the nearest cross street! 1364824414968 Anonymous: Jesus doesn't wants to see a cross, get this through your skull you dumb priest retards! 1365708689993 8765: Jew Brother Nathanael http://www.youtube.com/user/zionget?feature=watch 1365773621229 Anonymous: subscribe to his channel you might learn something. 1365787436373 Anonymous: Long live Br. Nathanael!!!!! 1365832088676 FangsForTheMemories: Well, there sure won't be any vampires in HIS way! 1366678378988 Anonymous: Typical American. 1507225075351 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/150426/Jesus_priest_religion

No, I'm not talking about Twitter, I lierally want you to follow me.

jesus (225) , twitter (33) , follow (3)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i41.tinypic.com/2koaxe.jpg Info: JPG, 72 Kbytes (720x653) Added by: oneandonley1 (Nov 3, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Dat Ass 1320327371102 vincent859: Matthew 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. 1320352837711 Conman: even jesus would laugh at this, he was known for laughing a good deal but he never wrote a joke. 1320352894499 vincent859: I agree, Conman. 1320352957908 Anonymous: Got Harold Camping? Blow me Down Jesus! 1320413885102 Anonymous: please let me numb and dumb you down with a little bit of twisted jewish history and living rules that you could have learned in kindergarden with a bit of undirected stockholm syndrome brain damage mixed in 1322047208818 Anonymous: yours truly, pedobear (now cmon if all our writings were written by somebody else instead of our key figure, we might sweep or scandals under the rug too, right?) 1322047379476 Anonymous: fuck no 1322056787580 EvoStar: How about I just add you on Facebook. 1322057362143 Anonymous: Schizophrenia lol 1322058925177 Anonymous: hello im like you but im never you cause im better, delve into self pity and give me your short change, ie life, every day, and your peanuts (money) kthxbaie - im the local priest btw but he that died for you (just one, and this one noone knows about these days, ouchie) - no he isnt you, selfpity, money, cmon 1324516516825 Anonymous: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." 1324518114823 codeman804: i would like to twitter on your facebook 1324609282335 Anonymous: Hi! My name is Jesus. Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this sleazy motel room over here... 1341491882214 (show all comments) Arschloch33: Jesus being Mexican, I'm not surprised 1362955748392 Anonymous: nice 80s hairdo, jeez 1362997217115 Anonymous: haha...I'd follow you but I'm not a FAGGOT 1503912841730 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 8 (last: Ardamel codeman804 HWOOD flarp shackles ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/193699/No,_I'm_not_talking_about_Twitter,_I_lierally_want_you_to_follow_me.

Jesus last supper dj music religion

jesus (225) , last supper (11) , dj (23) , music (89) , religion (396)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1279810446287.jpg Info: JPG, 361 Kbytes (909x481) Added by: Anonymous (Jul 22, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Pyro: G-zus- DJs like a mad cunt 1279825961275 Anonymous: WWDJJCD ? 1279826201550 Anonymous: Soon you will all be with me - Living in a Gangster's Paradise!! 1279826872364 iprobablyhateyou: un tis un tis un tis 1279827792137 Anonymous: Who's in da house???? Jesus in da house..If you all put down the Uzis and the AK-47's I'll put you on the guest list for a club called "Heaven". 1279833760203 Mota: 1) DJJesus 2) Add ecstacy 3) ????? 4) Holy Rollers 1354763076630 Anonymous: Jesus you suck dogs balls as a dj 1503912305815 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Jama Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/138764/Jesus_last_supper_dj_music_religion

Jesus cemetery cross

jesus (225) , cemetery (5) , cross (31)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.imgur.com/IQa2s.jpg Info: JPG, 698 Kbytes (2048x1536) Added by: TwoFaced (Jun 8, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse ⋐°ῶ°⋑: Even didn't know he was ill! 1277384214903 K@z: he's dead oh no, I missed the funeral 1277452406815 Furore23: How did that wetback afford such a nice tombstone? 1277462576144 G3n7r0: Your turn christfags. 1281537294272 Anonymous: Like a zombie isn't it, murdered, insulted many times, but keeps comin right back. 1281538422316 so_what_if___: here lies jesus. tried to call god. no reply. game over. 1281737697907 Beard: Did he make a will? 1281747764789 crackerkiller5: ....is a myth 1281771184561 gmode: the Lord, Jesus, is in heaven with the Father > amen 1281846620185 ElCapitan: @ Beard - they're still fighting over his properties 1281858654234 chrud: ^yeah, all jesus' earthly belongings have been tied up in probate court for 2000 years. :) 1294682094925 Nickeh43: Look at this gay horseshit. 1294682583750 Redrocco: respawn point? 1294682638717 MAELSTHUR: RIP Paul 1294687812722 (show all comments) Anonymous: He is not there sorry. 1311944410306 Anonymous: Well looks like someone found him! 1316963149537 Anonymous: hope noone vandalises that cross and throws it somewhere, forces of nature or something 1328733482910 Anonymous: Jesus is cross? 1328784502914 Furore23: ^ HE MAD 1328788257721 LemmyLaffer: Hunger plague expected 1336372416822 latinfag: I knew it!!!! 1341523865423 The Original Spoon: Hey, Seuss. 1341524390297 InternetH8Machine: Which Jesus? If its Rivera Gonzales Diaz Maria Guzman Diego, then that explains why my grass is so high lately 1341535108382 Anonymous: RIP MY LAWN 1341535717544 Anonymous Now he belongs to me! 1363359929565 Anonymous: Or it could be in a Spanish-speaking country..."Jesus" (He-sus) 1363402160471 Anonymous: yes its def pronounced jesus 1363827648340 ᴳᶦᵇᵇᶫᵉˢᴺᴮᶦᵗˢ: ^I coulda SWORE it was pronounce jesus... 1363828078261 ᴳᶦᵇᵇᶫᵉˢᴺᴮᶦᵗˢ 1363828185568 Anonymous: So this is where his embarrassed disciples hid the body! 1391639033939 Anonymous: god is dead (nietzsche). nietzsche is dead (god). seems some people have to die to become gods (nietzsche). 1397116958308 Arschloch33: Alas, another Mexican has died 1397169997790 metalfan420: ^^^^ lol 1397634520669 Anonymous: Sorry for him. No flowers on grave. 1397654433851 It'sEasy: this is just a (heavily dramatised) symbol for the theft from judas, the judge said he hadnt been taxing or drawing but thieving, got out on parole 3 years earlier afterwards. 1397655247172 Anonymous: ^ Your mom has heavy periods. Her last one was very bloody and she needed to go to hospital. 1397655686911 It'sEasy: ^^ sry, "off" judas. 1397672457998 Anonymous: Shrouded in mystery. 1397911536294 CrackSnacker: Hey Zeus. 1397912215852 Anonymous: I knew it.., I damn well knew it ! 1401667451112 Anonymous: No end to the White Man's Burden.... 1403318971428 Arschloch33: I knew it 1502916427155 Anonymous: CEMENT its a eyebrow ting 1502916465414 Anonymous: Gee, have people gone blind? What about that bitch frying in the background? 1503257479847 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: itzcuintle EpicWin ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/131785/Jesus_cemetery_cross

JESUS DIDN'T EXIST, YOU DO - WHO'S BETTER?

courage wolf (15) , jesus (225)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1270331272355.jpg Info: JPG, 254 Kbytes (576x576) Added by: WTFisjuice (Apr 4, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: jesus did exist, he just wasnt the son of god. Hi did pull a huge crowd though... how many in your posse? 1270340472556 Anonymous: ^ good point. 1270869825551 Warg: If he did exist, then I'm still better... morally. Jesus caused more strife and carnage than I ever did. 1270874088300 Anonymous: if He didn't exist, then why all the talk about Him? 1270874143491 the7rafe7: ^ so by talking about something it makes it true..? 1270892718851 Anonymous: it doesnt matter if he existed or not, point him out to me right now, i can point to myself, so right now i'm better 1270896440840 dude: Jesus still exists so deal with it. If you dont believe well that go to a church and tell this to a pastor. that perso will answer your questions and complains 1270912362206 Grave: HAHAHAHAHA LOLLLLL XDDDDD 1270912789140 Pob: ammo 1270922422939 Aalfred666: Pointless post.. 1271081029472 FatJesus85: Fat Jesus is better and im fat jesus so im better then Everyone mahahahahahaha 1276375218677 Grave: ^fuck off 1276375364281 Gewaltschwanz: er… Hitler? 1276997348110 Kareloko: i´m god, faggots! 1277004963448 (show all comments) Anonymous: Lawrence has an element. Who the fuck's better now? 1277466769302 Anonymous: jesus does exist, hes my gardener 1277514942789 iprobablyhateyou: Jesus Christ this thread is lame 1277519990678 vengance: jesus also worcks at taco-bell and chevron and save-mart! 1277531798462 Anonymous: Jesus lived his live in a cheap motel on the edge of Route 66. He lived a dark and twisted life and he came back to do it again 1277535519178 Anonymous: 8==D 1277940807116 Anonymous: you dumb fuck's he is real and he is the son of god he is god in the flesh assholes stupid 1277999779342 Anonymous ^ trolololo 1277999849949 Jessica incest broth: this wolf guy talk about anal, gf, cp, then jesus wow, just ...wow 1332945221207 Anonymous: idk man, Jesus knows how to cut my grass. Although his English is a little broken.... 1341543098393 Anonymous: I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt. 'Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I’m here to party too. 1341584548450 Anonymous: WTF it's 2012 years after Jesus and never after you or me_forgotten people don't exist_ 1345635509693 Anonymous: Jesus exists in my head, so i am god. 1363355718466 HotPawt: Calm down, children. Of course Jesus existed. He lived. He breathed. He farted. He fucked. Probably sucked too when he got a chance. He also died. 2000 years ago. He's gone. Move on. 1363399146785 Bonefish: I am! 1373681482220 Anonymous: just kill all niggers, beaner spics, kike jews, chinks and we'll be ok 1373682782612 OhNoes: dorian grey is better. 1387971411488 Anonymous: Dorian Grey is GOD ! 1393544128380 Anonymous: God is pure love 1393544288897 Anonymous: I love peaches. 1393545176126 Anonymous: "Jesus existed." Pah! Hearsay! No evidence. 1468516070800 The Original Spoon: Watch Zeitgeist Full Documentary on Youtube to hear the real Jesus story. Impressive theory. 1469413382734 Anonymous: WTF? A talking wolf? Are you the Antichrist? 1469472094655 Anonymous: Jesus save me from your followers 1501897095753 Anonymous: ^LOL....and god help us if he doesn't!! 1501897443217 Anonymous: I'm a worthless piece of shit, ... so Jesus is better. 1501925445893 Anonymous: ^Jesus was a shitty carpenter and a bad liar. And a knob. 1501929765663 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/108118/JESUS_DIDN'T_EXIST,_YOU_DO_-_WHO'S_BETTER?

HOW TO INFURIATE SOMEONE

religion (396) , troll (237) , jesus (225) , christian (50)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.imgur.com/kbVmp.gif Info: GIF, 58 Kbytes (750x450) Added by: PirateBob (Sep 6, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: LOL - imaginary friends are for children... 1283810754880 AmusingMuse: I would laugh and I beleive in all that stuff you all hate. Funny is funny period, an abortion joke that is funny is funny. What this should say is how to find someone without a sense of humor, ironically it is a woman pictured to be lacking a sense of humor. 1283901941149 Anonymous: ^ you don't actually think you're a "good" writer do you?! 3 words - less is more... 1283903017642 AmusingMuse: Oh no's!!! I've been arrested by the famous c4c grammar and writing police!!! Please don't make me write in 3 words or less Mr. Officer Anon!!! PLEASE!!! 1284266506685 Anonymous: ^ trolololololololing is successful 1284566542408 Greeft: ^^^So if I have 10 dollars and my friend has 100 dollars, I am actually richer than him? 1284566945503 Bubble: Im i rich? or are jews fags? 1284567409573 Greeft: ^Yes. 1284567484935 Phadrus: Perfect! I'm gonna do it! 1287363873912 Anonymous: She's got one tit. 1287369209760 Knome: boob sag 1287430641111 Grave: haha! 1287433797830 Anonymous: bling is for black ex-street-pharmacist poem musicians 1287439917385 Fart33: Feet first! 1287439953523 (show all comments) Alkarnur: Everybody knows that the lowercase T means "time to leave" and if they stil don't get it, you replace it with an uppercase T so they get it. 1287442866287 52 nations of smart: yeah ask a black guy that question for the most part mr t is the answer since only catholics wear the crucifix 1297332580158 52 nations of smart: last guy that asked me that was a satanist i took his seat in our college 3 days in a row and on the third he came wearing all black wearing a devils trap(inverted star meant to ward off evil. funny how he thought that would scare a black guy from L.A 1297332761137 MrPerspective: ^ All it takes is faith, LOL! 1303621952281 Deputy Derp: I'd be more inclined to notice the fact she has only one tit. 1303630514706 MrPerspective: ^ Left-handed amazon, obviously. They used to cut off one of their boobs to be better at archery when warring against men. 1303691440819 Deputy Derp: ^ I don't care if that is real fact or made up, but I'm going to believe it's real. 1303691625605 MrPerspective: ^ Legend says it was so(!) at first, when all their men were killed by enemies and they became the Tribe of Warrior Women.. After that, all young amazons got their right breast bandaged tight at puberty so it wouldn't grow. Today, "Amazons" stands for cancer survivors who opt NOT to have reconstructive surgery. 1303833297415 MrPerspective ^ And since Hercules had sex with their single-breasted muscular butch queen to steal her belt, I guess he was either a VERY brave man, or a VERY HORNY one! (OK, so maybe it helped him to have officially been bi-sexual, like most Greeks.) XD 1303833611433 Anonymous: JESUS is angery, see the storms! 1303947294248 MrPerspective: ^ Jesus, I can SMELL the storms. Holy shit! 1304286351829 MrPerspective: No, that's you going in your pants. Have a nice day! 1304286801161 Anonymous: a tit bigger than the other 1304293615250 MrPerspective A tit, badger, then the otter? 1304367813894 Anonymous: Well, what does it stand for? They didn't answer the question. 1304395259889 Anonymous: troll test resultz: got none of the pussy 1306278701894 Anonymous: Problem, christfag? 1311268705266 Anonymous: 1312939183971 Anonymous: 1312939239209 that art there sucks: lulz 1314999990825 BnSneky: Lame 1315000514615 LemmyLaffer: For Our Ford 1349467128471 huck1944: that is one lame opening line 1375820827379 dontquestionprogress: "HOW TO INFURIATE SOMEONE"? - Wear a cross, all the extremist atheists will go like "WAAA, HOW CAN YOU WEAR THIS SYMBOL OF THE CRUSADES AND BURNING OF WITCHES WAA WAA. (note: doesn't work with jewish or muslim symbols because these are sheltered by "tolerance") 1423390675496 Anonymous: You are not of the Body! Landru will destroy you! 1423424297463 Anonymous: if Only that's the Anarchy 1455416033260 KienKave.: I have anarchy in my ass :( 1455416343216 Anonymous: ^ I wish you Quit of anarchy 1455416617475 Anonymous: ^+^^ Samefag? Self troller? 1455416716334 Anonymous: ****NIGGER-COMBO-BREAKER****FUCK YOU TROLL**** 1455417005427 Anonymous: ^^ I smell a noob getting trolled. 1455417015429 Anonymous: ^You smell alright, like a nigger... 1455417057203 Anonymous: ^ and niggers DO smell! 1455445573553 Anonymous: what? he DIDNT ask why she only has one tit? 1455900112186 Anonymous: that christian looks like a jew 1500345152434 Anonymous: bump this thread 1500576379762 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: MrPerspective ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/148736/HOW_TO_INFURIATE_SOMEONE

MEANWHILE... JESUS AND DARWIN WERE FIGHTING AGAIN.

Jesus (225) , Darwin (6) , fight (83) , science (149) , religion (396) , vs (105) , cartoon (197)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/Primate_bucket/546252526_3811e94968_b.jpg Info: JPG, 278 Kbytes (1024x770) Added by: Redrocco (Mar 26, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse llamados0: They stopped it after JC fails to come out in the last round! 1270389910950 Anonymous: No JC Kicks Darwins ass... ive seen it 1275998049413 Anonymous: Thats no fair because jesus is obviously a maniac. 1276000463585 Anonymous: darwin suffered from a number of nervous conditions...to be fair, this would have to be against the crucified Jesus. 1276005871833 Furore23: Meanwhile, Tinkerbell and Einstein were playing chess again. Oh no wait, he was playing solitaire. 1276006905208 Anonymous: GO DARWIN, GO DARWIN! 1276045556697 sqwrrl: Meanwhile, muffins and a black man were stealing all of earths dildos' 1276064502553 Anonymous: y a black man ... y not a sqwrrl 1276082567482 Anonymous: congratulations, your Darwin evolved into Richard Dawkins 1283927117369 uriar: i never understood why there is a conflict betwen religion and darwinisem. After all GOD CREATED EVOLUTION! 1283928562972 Leashedhate: You SIR are NO gentlemen! 1284844885341 Anonymous: The best things are not instant,both can be true,Man builds a car only after stages of tinkering. 1284854778519 Jesus: I won the fight, Darwin'still in the hospital. 1285304806694 Anonymous: Damnit Jesus! Stop fighting and finish mowing my lawn! 1285304966682 (show all comments) Anonymous: Darwin won a long time ago. Some retards didn't hear about it... 1285383027947 Warg: Spoiler: Poseidon wins this one. 1285389480898 failtrollisfail: jezus: shinku shoryuken darwin: fucking scrub sais the wrong things<kicks in the nuts> 1285510945227 Anonymous: scientists don't fight, they just explain how things are. religious fanatics love fighting and killing... to force everyone to believe in the shit that pollutes their brains 1285523838837 loadrunner: the earth was created by <goooooooooooood> bang... 1285523994277 Anonymous: Darwin brutally murdered Jesus but he resurrected. I call HAX! 1285532851181 The Toast God: i won the fight i turned darwin into a condom then i fucked jesus's brains out .....litterally there right over there 1285569688568 Anonymous: Darwin uses Logic! It's super effective! Jesus faints! Darwin is evolving! 1286593863825 AwesomeAnonymous!: Your Darwin evolved into (that retard in a speaking wheelchair)! 1288573501166 Leashedhate: Uh, Cristopher Reeves? 1288595523699 Wundenkind: please, stay true to the facts. when darwin and jesus were fighting, jesus was too busy turning the other cheek so darwin finally knocked him out with his vestige t-rex tail 1291410550513 Lickathesplit: Obviously no fair fight sinds Darwin won by technical K.O. !!! 1292697685447 Anonymous: and darwin won 1293053093310 BnSneky: kick his ass Jebus 1293053140434 Anonymous: Darwin, like Dawkins is a posterboy figurehead. Naturalists knew long befor him that different creatures were related to different extents (c'mon lion is like tiger, wolf is like fox; cavemen must have noticed that) Darwin just described how a species changed. 1293207140120 Anonymous: Why are rationalists always so emotional about this conversation? 1293207272393 ImYourMomBIATCH: Darwin is a winner! 1293488544782 ImYourMomBIATCH: Jesus is a cunt! 1293488552724 Lickathesplit: And didn't Jesus commit suicide ?!! 1293490286174 Anonymous: ciao alice 1293490897523 Limerick: Rigged match. Jesus no-sells fuck everything. 1299543462118 MrPerspective: Jesus, you juvenile delinquent, didn't your mother teach you not to get into fights? Especially with your school teachers. 1300685271194 MrPerspective: I knew Jesus was jewish, but only now do I realize that Darwin was a Palestinian. :-P 1300687134365 Kevin's Brother: Darwin might be the winner if the first thing made was a clock ... Jesus is the winner when you realize that the firfst clock was made a million years after the BIG BANG !! 1300916079401 MrPerspective ^ The Universe itself IS the first clock, Einstein! XD 1303082054624 Anonymous: lol at the crucifiction mark 1366580459475 Crackhead FezMonkey: Jesus was well hung. 1454773738636 Anonymous: Jesus was a limp dick...got all hung up over silly shit... 1454777235129 Anonymous: Steel cage match! LOSER LEAVES TOWN!!! 1495480336460 ethelred: Read the gospels that didn't get into the bible. The Jesus there isn't lihe same at all 1495504779471 Anonymous: Jesus is the ultimate troll bait. 1495594525828 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: admackbar MrPerspective ) , hated by 1 (last: Tristanian ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/105556/MEANWHILE..._JESUS_AND_DARWIN_WERE_FIGHTING_AGAIN.

DIVINE INTERVENTIONS

religion (396) , shop (28) , dildo (151) , jesus (225)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Quantum69/Jackhammer_Jesus_wtf.png Info: PNG, 583 Kbytes (703x3561) Added by: Quantum69 (May 27, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse RIPBnSneky: Oh my yes please. These come in handy now that i dont comment 1338837393868 NonComposMentis: THIS SHIT IS HOT AS FUCK. GIVE ME SOME OF THAT 1338837480378 fiveby5: straight from the manger, the baby jebus buttplug gives her that anal halo she's always wanted. 1338871806387 Anonymous: why no muslim faggot dildo? pussy? 1353040703510 Anonymous: sold exclusively to the muslim population 1353069417967 Anonymous: all you fuckers goin' to hell....:D 1353099337985 Cheesecake: I'll take 1 Jackhammer Jesus and 1 Virgin Mary, Both in black 1353099760326 pepe64: Where is muhammad's child-ripper-dildo? 1353100471105 Chanonymous: I notice the company didn't have the balls to make one called Allah 1358060302843 Bulbasaur111919: I regularly shit an Allah out each day so it wouldn't be that useful for me. 1358083398261 Anonymous: They buy wives to make male children, but keep young boys for sexual pleasure. 1375847351920 Anonymous: LOL...every church should have a set. 1493119936470 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: mytten ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/215699/DIVINE_INTERVENTIONS

Jesus Was a bleeding heart, long-haired, peace-loving, anti-establishment, liberal hippie freak with strange ideas - Everything Conservatives Hate.

jesus (225) , conservative (3) , politics (124) , hippy (10) , itt (354)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Moongrim/jesus_liberal.jpg Info: JPG, 25 Kbytes (400x254) Added by: Moongrim (Jan 8, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Moongrim: Who'd be pepper sprayed for daring to be different. 1326039689692 Quantum69: R.I.P Occupy WS 1326040805330 Harvey: Plus he was an A-rab 1326057026592 HungLoh: Jesus was a Jew, you twit. 1326057584896 secretsquirrel12: jesus was an ancient alien and so was his dad 1326068811291 Anonymous: yey, but then he (if that guy every existed like the historic mohammed) always nagged about stuff in a hidden fashion and was the son of godmother hairy (whatever was under there, it was under tons of fat or hair) or something 1326088614784 honz: jesus never existed, so your argument is invalid 1326088660970 Moongrim: Republicans say Jesus existed. 1326294478306 HungLoh: If Jesus was alive today, he'd vote Libertarian. 1326295656364 MegaShit: If Jesus was alive today, I'd do my shopping for bread, fish and wine with him. 1326310112262 Anonymous: if jesus were alive today he'd complain about all stuff of things (like moses on the hill or jesus on the hill) and then either get killed (he's jesus, so he's supposed to go fukushima radioactive plant worker or submerged mine worker, says so in the scriptures) or just become any other ordinary monk of the catholic church who becomes jesus every mass 1326310366483 halfmast: right clicking Moongrim, selecting hate... you stupid faggot bitch 1326356408389 Moongrim: Anyone else ever notice that Republicans HATE being treated the same way they treat everyone else? 1326376366863 Anonymous: Yeah right 1327249547610 (show all comments) Moongrim: Then you're not paying attention Anon-fag. 1327673895766 illkillyouall: Raptor Jesus doesnt approve of this thread 1327679997548 Anonymous: And yet, those types today find the Bible offensive. Something wrong here. 1327691181253 Anonymous: and he was a jew, that's why both republicans and democrats blarney him all the time. 1327725232293 Anonymous: ^He wasn't a Jew, asshole. 1327727705137 Smeagol: ^yes he was, SMEAGOL knows this, because his penises were as small as mines was 1327727863511 Anonymous: ^Have you actually read the Gospels, dipshit? It's clear that he wasn't a Jew. 1327737923176 Moongrim: Not the bible we find offensive, it's the dipthongs who worship the bible and want to cram it down everyone else's throat, we find offensive. 1327783328358 Anonymous: ^You know what i find offensive? The dipthongs who worship the Holocaust myth, and want to cram it down everyone elses' throat. 1327816155209 Anonymous: the fuck is a dipthong 1327960449705 Furore23: ^ A special kind of broad sandal-like footwear, intended to let the wearer safely cross large expanses of semi-liquid party foodstuffs. 1327960805405 Moongrim: Holocaust Deniers can't face reality. It's like denying the Earth is Round. 1328107798770 Anonymous: ' ' On the left is a picture of an actual Auschwitz gas chamber, used to kill SIX MILLION JEWS. If you can't see it, then your a Holocaust denier who can't face reality..... 1328108051524 BnSneky: who?? 1328111815536 Anonymous: Everyone. 1328114879168 Anonymous: I have been to Auschwitz and Birkenau. I have seen photo's. I have met people who liberated people when the camps were shut down. Holocaust deniers are idiots. And to anon 1327737923176, if you actually read the Bible, then you would recognize that at least according to its version of history, Jesus was Jewish. Admittedly it also directs us to kill witches Ex 22:18 1328386433912 Anonymous: Jesus was a classical liberal you idiots. Which in today's standards makes him a libertarian. 1328406424437 STDrepository: ^agree with 4437 1328407373635 Anonymous: Jesus founded the tea party. True story. But he turned the tea into whisky. 1328415314175 Anonymous: that would have been work like organising and not just symbolic stories which mostly seem to be about nagging about stuff 1328529674574 Anonymous: apart form the part where its paraphrasing the older scriptures the new testament supersedes (whilst some deathbyfaith organisations still include the supersedes whilst dogmatically being against them at other times) 1328530146667 Anonymous: at least im getting my taxes or anything else back at the end of times, seemingly and shouldnt be afraid of the sting of death like displayed as a ceremony and as some kind of catlle having died (before eating something later), when the zombies will appear and then there will be sheep which look like lions or something and insects that dont eat their males after mating or whatever 1328530298925 Hughbie: yawn...wake me up when everyone has finished bitching about this non event turd... 1328531507793 Anonymous: yey, always those dripping cunt people with their love thingie, liek everything was about fapping or doing other stuff like heart cancer, should quit smoking (again), damn, need something to keep my mind off things - love, nothing compared to sunrises and money and um discipline 1328531783737 Moongrim: I can just feel the Christian Love here. 1328626711446 Shirami: Why does it have "sample" faded into the background :/ 1328700602911 Anonymous: Is he trying to say that there was some kind of "Occupy Jerusalem" going on? Where do I begin to facepalm... 1328723814161 TinFoilHatGuy: 4175..... HOW-U-HAXXOR-MAH-CAMZ??? 1329495572764 Anonymous: Jesus did not have long hair. Read St Paul :long hair disgraceth a man" 1366677951944 Augustine.Of.Hippy: Well, he had his hang ups. 1367600248115 tokerator: Who gives a holy fucking SHIT!? 1367600394141 Anonymous: Christianity is not about Jesus, it is about money the Jesus people bring to pedochurch (including their fuckmeat children). 1367600477658 Anonymous: if its about money and not processes first then its premature optimization and that sucks coz no heart just cost structures without structures in it. 1371686733981 The Original Spoon: The story of Jesus is a metaphor for baseball. Duh. 1371971504721 Anonymous: jesus sucks donleys dick. 1371991619440 Anonymous: Jesus was a liberal ??? Really? Jesus is pro-abortion??? 1373725545651 KARI BYRON: jesus is the only thing that keeps me from taking an rapid fire assult rifle and killing all you at chan4chan 1373826678692 KARI BYRON: what no jesus? I load up and be right over thanks for setting me right c4c!! 1373826802400 Crackhead Fez Monkey: Jesus was well hung. 1409106878930 Anonymous: Like john lennon. The pussy ! 1410888983997 obadiah: Read St Paul, says long hair is disgraceful for a man. Jesus probably had short hair and a beard, like many Muslims do 1410931448470 Jesus Christ: I have long hair. 1411000332923 liplocker_code3: Jesus was a has been! Now dead, and nothing you retards can say changes that fact! 1411220822232 Anonymous: He had long hair, was unshaved, wore sandles & a dress and didn't have a job. 1481011922925 Anonymous: ^Yep, failed as a carpenter. 1481574569346 Anonymous: Jesus was: a figment of someone's imagination. Based on a fable, in reality, he was a horny cat, by the name of Fritz. 1490385305135 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 5 (last: Furore23 Ardamel Moongrim AZO Arschloch33 ) , hated by 1 (last: fiveby5 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/200953/Jesus_Was_a_bleeding_heart,_long-haired,_peace-loving,_anti-establishment,_liber al_hippie_freak_with_strange_ideas_-_Everything_Conservatives_Hate.

Jesus autopsy

jesus (225) , autopsy (20)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1269569029800.jpg Info: JPG, 458 Kbytes (1600x1720) Added by: Redrocco (Mar 26, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse mutterfick: father.. Why have you forsaken me? 1270385457315 llamados0: This parrot is dead, ain't no more, shed his mortal coil, gone to meet his maker, joined the heavenly host! 1270390169898 Anonymous: EAT OF ME FLESH. IZ TASTY GOOD POPPENZ 1270428537607 dings77: deicide album art. 1273853602510 Deswegen… Unbill!!!: stupid asshole 1293447394805 veranet: where's the magic?? 1293470479302 crazyassmofo: Wasn't his body taken by the great romans and jews 1293476508978 xJESUSx666x: correct. thats the cover of Once Upon The Cross. 1293487419583 MrPerspective: So, Doc, what was the cause of death? 1303622628767 Anonymous: Jesus was well hung 1425065055710 Anonymous: Cry me a liver.... 1425091281938 Anonymous: Blasphemy? 1425166988854 Glossy: Did he died? 1425218261894 Chanonymous: The body of Christ. 1425226816596 (show all comments) Anonymous: is that a gonad? 1425229047953 Anonymous: Jesus, died from shock (massive blood loss) & stress (carrying the cross). Or Longinus killed him (reference to Constantine). 1484550524905 darkstan: ^It was my understanding that Jesus got frustrated and miracled an AC-130 into existence, which he used to smite the Romans mightily. His own death came when an experimental plasma rifle he was testing misfired, sending a 12-centimeter ceramic shard right through his abdominal artery. 1484551675709 Anonymous: And some think he's coming back? Now that would be a fucking miracle!!! 1484564883378 Anonymous: HEY! RELITARDS! Count the ribs! 1484771636863 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/105483/Jesus_autopsy

Sopranos jesus last supper background

sopranos (2) , jesus (225) , last supper (11) , background (467)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://imgip.com/8mti7e.jpg Info: JPG, 152 Kbytes (1280x720) Added by: Zobinsky (Jan 22, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse YuLiekPicturz: Nice! 1295656294106 Hitmancodename47: This show makes me proud to be Italian. 1295659660175 HanoverRed: The Pope would not approve 1295659841598 Anonymous: where is Judas?... 1295659929707 Greeft: ^On the far right, they sank the body off the coast of Atlantic City. 1295660409375 NorwayJunkie: Battlestar Galactica and Lost did this too 1309456939424 Lickathesplit: IRL Italians wanna be Jew... 1309463283173 We are Legion: It's funny 'cus your not. 1309473501409 Anonymous: Big Pussy plays the part of Judas. 1309474662479 Anonymous: Fucking love Edie Falco <3 1309492598813 Anonymous: Edie Falco is an ugly wop! Meadow is the real beauty in this show. 1309499582633 The Original Spoon: God, I loved it when his mother finally died. Most unlikable character I've ever known. Just wish she would have died in a hundred times more misery. 1320279521810 Anonymous: I did enjoy this program. I was dissapointed in the way it ended. 1348176802948 Anonymous: alltime favourit, thx op 1479865580135 (show all comments) Anonymous: I enjoyed that it ended, finally. It's a heap of pretentious bullshit, at best. 1479880404475 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: aPPLEkACK ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/164942/Sopranos_jesus_last_supper_background

Art religion nun blasphemy peek church jesus

art (1150) , religion (396) , nun (15) , blasphemy (6) , peek (16) , church (21) , jesus (225)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.fluideglacial.com/images/ouebe/gadgets/fe/maester.jpg Info: JPG, 94 Kbytes (800x600) Added by: Anonymous (Sep 9, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse chrud: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! 1284067575232 poke: nice teats 1284067654468 Anonymous: Well known in France 1284067903655 AZO9Swall0deD: carmen cru 1284154445408 Anonymous: Sœur Marie-Thérèse des Batignolles. 1292225712405 MrPerspective: ^ Exactly, mon ami. Front cover art, to be precise. France (or is it a Belgian comic?) enjoy a far greater freedom of speech than the U.S. when it comes to religion, blasphemy, raunchy, or even plain official porn. "The main difference between Europe and the USA"?... 1333836857383 Kuder: What's so special? All nuns are married to Jesus, so we see a wife checking her husband. 1333879223224 Anonymous: isnt jesus the death as well as some human?(and then some church codes for their own material) - doesnt matter, i love fluide glacial 1333879380201 BnSneky: Damn 1333881698424 Anonymous: That`´s Gotlieb 1333973664941 Arschloch33: He's just pretending to be dead 1333983034990 Crackhead Fez Monkey: Jesus was well hung. 1398080698124 Anonymous: o God! 1402892414231 Anonymous: ..found a cartoon in one of dads porno mags (about 1984), three fat, ugly cartoon nuns find a young simpleton asleep in country field - and make use of his "waking glory" ......... wow, the faps ive had to this memorized cartoon image over the last 30 years! .... no accounting for sexual tastes eh? 1402957234704 (show all comments) N: Your honestly and humorous outlook are much appreciated anon, thank ou 1479677885921 Anonymous: "You know what she did... your cunting daughter?" 1479844494123 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/149158/Art_religion_nun_blasphemy_peek_church_jesus

You have been banned forthe following reason: Called Jesus a nigger.

banned (6) , Jesus (225) , nigger (628)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1263254017696.jpg Info: JPG, 185 Kbytes (1151x372) Added by: bccorrupt (Jan 12, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: damn right, except he was a sand nigger 1263282717541 Anonymous: no he was a java. 1263323052237 Boreece: I postulate he was a wookie! 1263705861478 Anonymous: If he was the true son of God, then he was Martian! 1273868196303 Anonymous: I heard jesus wha a raptor 1273871338965 Furore23: That's christian forgiveness for you. 1274021192135 Anonymous: JESUS WAS NIGGER, ban 4 that reason?! EPIC 1274025222621 Anonymous: long live chan4chan, freedom of speech FTW 1274030105483 Anonymous: jesus = nigger 1274030648743 Anonymous: they tacked that gay sand-nigger to a stick and made him dance with a spear 1274036005800 Warg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! Christians are fucked in the head... 1274077594559 Anonymous: cmon everybody knows he was a raptor 1280573704153 Anonymous: @ 2237 He was a pc program? 1281455912809 Anonymous: Stupid retarded nigger-follower Christians 1281456595978 (show all comments) Anonymous: Was he banned because he insulted Jesus or for using the word nigger. And everybody knows Jesus is a mexican. 1281462067570 sUNz: <3 1283970298957 Anonymous: Come on how many ppl from the middle east are white? Or are we thinking jesus was born in austria? 1283978092932 Anonymous: take ur jesus with ur red azz black people dont need that bullshit anymore we need a strong black community 1284912268251 NorwayJunkie: ROFL hilarious 1309292432225 Anonymous: Jeseus was an Arab 1309588123553 Anonymous: Jesus never worked- ergo Nigger. 1316363230474 Anonymous: ^ He took handouts like a nigger ! 1316363414676 BnSneky: hahahahaha 1316363540591 Anonymous: this is quite funny but giving it importance is so stupid, it could be a fake 1316364023442 Anonymous: JESUS WAS A DUNE COON 1316476148971 Anonymous: I'm supposed to believe an Aryan was born into the Middle East? 1318202869854 Nick4OneLove: moar like this! christian-trolling is hilarious. 1318238226611 Anonymous: wow epic thread 1467932548311 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/82696/You_have_been_banned_forthe_following_reason:_Called_Jesus_a_nigger.

GAY JESUS - Offends christians

gay (464) , jesus (225) , christian (50)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1237461555748.gif Info: GIF, 17 Kbytes (292x320) Added by: *.co.za (Mar 19, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: LOL 1250788665690 Anonymous: sorry faggots, you can offend all you want, prop 8 still passed 1250788910572 lastwinj: but he intrigues fags.... 1250795749884 Anonymous: your a faggot dick sucker the worst kind of filth out their. das S.S. 1250797247766 Anonymous: Jesus loves you don't you see, though you're trapped in faggotry; for your chains He has the key; learn to live with dignity 1250824429806 DutchGuy: sorry Jesus, I don't swing that way 1250825932953 Anonymous: jesus was gay loooong before this 1250866755926 Anonymous: Jesus doesnt say half the stuff those who speak for him do,lay off. 1264559320136 \m/: he looks like constatine from American Idol 1264561441599 Anonymous: hahahaahahahhaah i love it 1264562925550 beepb00p: christian faggots love this 1266803293675 Anonymous: i'd hit it 1267024104575 iprobablyhateyou: gay jesus, buttfucks priests 1267027884149 DeusPayne: jesus was gay??? 1267057089378 (show all comments) Anonymous: Jesus IS gay! 1267065980702 Anonymous: as long as the population goes down, people can be as gay as they want. less people = happy 1271447495932 pedopriest: kneel and worship my knobbly bits, bitches!!! 1283391773831 Anonymous: peter steele looks like jesus 1283402972667 pedopope: Gay Jesus Shaves 1283640523411 ImYourMomBIATCH: Jesus is not gay, he sucks my cock 1283641488904 tuur: Perhaps he's not, but his father sure is, making kids without sex, hehe, cray god 1283645252584 Jesus: ill suck your cock if you believe in me 1285215602251 JohnTheBeloved: Let me wash ur feet, dude. 1285217468847 loadrunner: he's not gay, his boyfriend is though 1285217600673 Peter: I hang out with 12 guys and one whore (fag hag) and he IS a Fisher of Men and a Herder of Sheep...hurrrdurrr 1285217697931 Judas: Jesus Loves Ewe! 1285217798455 Pennywise: ^Fuck yea I do 1285294255514 Jesus: Samefag fail... 1285294281516 Anonymous: The Father, The Son, And the Holy Ghost...Three Men and, well...it does seem kinda gay 1285612798922 sickfuck88: gay jesus fucks christians 1286985090145 AwesomeAnonymous!: only catholics, we protestants are more accepting! :) 1288572914195 zorro: Looks like that nickelson band guy 1291848215466 Anonymous: I don't trust a gay Jesus 1291857628482 cybersinner: I found Jesus...he was in a gay bar the whole time! 1291919361583 Lickathesplit: Then from now on i wish to be called Gay Jesus 1291919741323 Weed: Jesus was a black gay asian shemale. 1291922454463 Anonymous: ^no Jesus was a Jew with morals almost as seldom 1291922943557 Trollzwin: GO GAY JESUS GO! SODOMISE YOUR FAITHFUL 1291939924246 Anonymous: Yeah. Who the fuck cares? 1331821849584 Fatty Fucker: If Jesus loves me, Jesus is gay. 1331942165822 Anonymous: suffer the children to CUM unto Gay Jesus 1331948067222 BnSneky: Whoa 1331948381731 gmode.: Jesus is Lord and every knee shall bow and every tongue confess Him as Lord. 1332044605946 liberatetheswastika: Jesus<3 drag! 1332336452328 oldandevil: Gay Jesus loves you all... er... that would be bi-sexual Jesus. 1339198397807 Itzcuintle: Jesus is the only dude who actually ever has been able to not only make a whore fall in love with him but he managed to keep her faithfull too, still didn't fuck her. Hanged around with his 12 homo-boys instead... 1339199608406 Redrocco: 1339199785374 Anonymous: You have your history all wrong Jesus was not gay it was mohammed 1348326042937 Anonymous: Mo had several wives, Jesus had 12 boyfriends. 1348457264788 Anonymous: Offends no more and no less than the space shuttle 1348457448472 Anonymous: JESUS = FAGGOT 1349188319934 Ghostoftime: Anonymous=HELL 1349190946781 Anonymous: Draw a gay muhammad, too! :) 1350048848791 Anonymous: they worship a bleeding halfnaked dude hanging on a cross ! this gay jesus will just turn them on ! 1350049010476 Arschloch33: It's very likely he was married, so maybe he was bi 1350064062871 Anonymous: ^it's even more likely he didn't exist....(; 1350065372107 Anonymous: ^ He obviously didn't exist, much like anyone ever described in a book, including real people. The question is, was there a specific person who influenced the OP (original poster of the bible) or did they just create a superhero guy out of nothing. 1350065580712 Anonymous: ^just like today there were all sorts of con artists leeching off the gullible, might have been one of them. there even might have been a guy or a group propagating free love and peace.too bad hippies were hated back then just like they are now.... 1350066678641 Bulbasaur111919: I'm Muslim and this turns me on for miles 1350402393604 Anonymous: ^fag 1350446329990 pepe64: No rioting? No burning embassies? So christianism is the religion of peace? 1356560488356 Anonymous: Too much cross training. 1365383625543 ethelred: jesus probably wasn't gay and certainly di not have long hair. Read want St Paul says about "long hair disgraces a man" 1369190012188 Bulbasaur111919: @0999 no, you. 1369301632830 Anonymous: 'Christians' offend Jesus, he would have whipped them from the temple and declared them Pharisee for their greed and inhumanity. And I don't even believe in him. 1387342983281 Anonymous: Gives a whole new meaning to "turning the other cheek." 1462308626416 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 1 (last: Tristanian ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/4659/GAY_JESUS_-_Offends_christians

"Believe on the lord jesus christ and thou shalt be saved."

jesus (225) , sign (279)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1270503607553.jpg Info: JPG, 29 Kbytes (500x375) Added by: drouo666 (Apr 5, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: A Jew is going to Save ME? No Fanks 1270554658396 Hughbie: isn't that meant to be "releive yourself on" 1270554952434 iprobablyhateyou: ^and you just ripped on a guy for misspelling character 1270562198541 Luv Killz: Hughbie hangs his head in shame & shuffles off into the darkness...searching for a pocket dictionary. 1270709764352 Wolf6: Big Muff Pi FTW 1271037674242 CreepisKryp: Is this a MUDHONEY album cover? The sign has several grammatical errors. 1271048414129 Greeft: ^^I think Hughbie was making a joke, he meant it should read "RELIEVE YOURSELF ON THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND THOU SHALT BE SAVED". No, not very funny. 1271077578216 Anonymous: kurt cobain ghost. he is not saved after all. he is spent 1271807426440 Warg: Mistranslated. I think they mean "shaved" 1271838143773 Moongrim: Saved from that which he created? Sounds like a scam. 1272639503272 Anonymous: Kurts like, "yeah right" 1272651085385 Anonymous: RIP junkie guy from lost 1281493568516 TitsMagoo: I believe in air-bags... doesn't mean I'm gonna get saved though. 1281618352353 PIratebob: ^lol 1281618383227 (show all comments) Anonymous: Curt, WHY!?!?!?!?! 1281697209864 Anonymous: This is Why I am not White and I do not Worship a Whiteboy pinned to a 2x4 cross!! 1281697943236 Anonymous: Christ fags fail again. 1281714396103 ElAhrairah: I don't like him... kurt cobain?... He took my crickets... 1305742035921 Anonymous: I was all fucked up on drugs. Now I'm all fucked up on the Lord. He can help you too... 1305746077570 Anonymous: yea, cause when your minds gone and you can't deal with reality anymore because of your fast life and drug fried brains, all thats left to do is turn to a fictional man in the sky because your life feels meaningless and empty 1305746711895 Anonymous: ^hahahahah idiot 1305747092593 Razor187: I guess I'm Fucked then 1305747168842 Anonymous: and laugh at people because you can't justify your baseless belief, because the only reason you turned to god is because you cant deal with the fact that your life is pointless, and will always be pointless 1305747384245 Anonymous: That's Kurt Cobane isn't it? 1340494130183 Anonymous: Yeah Right, How's that working out for ya !!!!!! 1340495808819 Anonymous: Sun stroke 1340503342219 esmeralda: Whaja mean - believe ON? 1367500003471 Quantum69: Awww shit! And there's me like a fool believing IN the Lord instead of ON him, I've been doing it wrong all this time :( 1367500332778 liplocker_code3: from what? 1367693728183 Bulbasaur111919: ^ the wrath of Khan motherfucker! 1367695287188 Creature.Preacher: "Lawzy, lawzy lawzy...so many folks on hea be disrespectin' Jayzus...they faith done fail'em. They dozn't feel da spirit of da lawd no mo'. They done needz to be touched by da spirit of da lamb. Sing along with me now! Theyz powa, powa, everlastin' powa, in da blood, of de lamb! Don't like dat one? What about Rock of Ages. Now, I ain't talkin' about no Devil'in Rock 'n' Roll... 1367724670255 Anonymous: I'd rather shit ON the lord Jesus Christ 1367745806351 Anonymous: would you sound some bells before you flush? right after you put your chalice onto the toilet seat? and before using toilet paper? 1371686675365 Crackhead Fez Monkey: May the Balls of God slap mercilessly upon your chin forever and ever, amen. 1409836562893 Anonymous: ^and such was felt among many a young catholic boy 1409845096156 Anonymous: That sign is a load of shit. I believed in that garbage most of my life.. Not any more ! 1412638755292 Anonymous: On. So you're on top of Jesus? 1461409847348 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Quantum69 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/108765/"Believe_on_the_lord_jesus_christ_and_thou_shalt_be_saved."

SNIPER JESUS - Oh great. now we're fucked

sniper (17) , jesus (225) , fucked (6)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1237702943972.jpg Info: JPG, 37 Kbytes (750x600) Added by: *.externet.hu (Mar 22, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse TheTruthOriginal: Damn now i can't masturbate watching satanism shit in my no-roof room 1266453036468 Furore23: Don't you ever miss? 1277926934309 Weed: Passion of the Christ 2. 1299631408277 ImYourMomBIATCH: Its payback time biatcheeessss!! Booom, headshot! 1319389132247 ImYourMomBIATCH: Jesus, dude, that sniper is huge! Tell your dad dont play with fire, or i shall gay 1319389175251 Anonymous: ^^^ Let he who is without sin kick the first ass! 1328203215650 BnSneky: Fuck Yeah 1328211243596 Anonymous: words can hurt, art can destroy, technology (like horse breeding too) can help extinguish other peoples, apart from that there's sin and guilt 1328211402847 Anonymous: Sniper Jesus only feels recoil when killing your d00ds 1328222261242 gookheadcrusher: the world's first paratrooper, St Michael , does all the ass kicking for God,,, 1361336974147 ImYourMomBiatch: ^Iits not michael whos the problem, its jesus and his sniper 1366662981450 gypsygreen: cricify this bitch 1366690744897 4saken.me: Hang him up by his cross hairs. 1367598767299 tokerator: op is gay 1367600659120 (show all comments) Heavenly.Choir: "Hey, you, get offa my cloud!" 1367759359472 Anonymous: dont be a nonbeliever like dumb ass, you too can be sniped. 1371686573588 GibblesNBits: That nigger can shoot backwards and hit your shit 1371686758455 Anonymous: He has the right aims. 1372518031526 Anonymous: He's the asshole that killed Kennedy! 1374411445558 darkstan: I miss you, ImYourMomBiatch. You made me laugh out loud. Also, tok', why so serious? 1460747140447 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/4945/SNIPER_JESUS_-_Oh_great._now_we're_fucked

IF YOU'RE JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT Clap your hands.

jesus (225)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1243441945642.jpg Info: JPG, 73 Kbytes (750x600) Added by: *.btcentralplus.com (May 27, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Moongrim: What is the sound of NO hands clapping? 1271433492605 Anonymous: i lol'd 1272129170221 darkwing duck 421: *silence*.....................awkward..... 1272742810495 Anonymous: rofl!!! 1272753532176 Anonymous: FUCK. 1273620614830 rubberduckazilla: read the title carefully people 1273694493377 Anonymous: How the hell do I clan my hands? 1273802116114 Anonymous: you gotta be jesus... he could do it... he just cant clap em =P 1274162445159 Anonymous: Just try one clap i dare u jesus 1274190448120 Hughbie: Ummm......clan anyone? 1274193666593 Anonymous: 2605: crickets...? 1430026869549 Crackhead Fezmonkey: Jesus was well hung. 1459405824398 Anonymous: ^ *VERY well hung 1459407375207 Crackhead FezMonkey: If you don't sin, jesus died for nothing. 1459817532541 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/21516/IF_YOU'RE_JESUS_AND_YOU_KNOW_IT_Clap_your_hands.

Jesus soap cum

jesus (225) , soap (11) , cum (323)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1280555862568.jpg Info: JPG, 39 Kbytes (447x597) Added by: Skillmasta2001 (Jul 31, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: the second coming 1280566584360 Anonymous: ^ comment even better than the pic :) 1282613463530 boss: The road to hell has never been funnyer.....shortest verse in the bible......Jesus laughed. 1282630607815 Anonymous: 4360 made my day 1285516342179 Anonymous: where can I buy this? 1289277362671 Anonymous: can i have your babies 4360? 1289277885184 Weed 1292718467700 BnSneky: no way 1292719736870 Anonymous: you're gonna rot in hell for that, Missy! 1377636167399 Boss: Blastifmmey..........................but very funny! 1377976375740 Anonymous: "O, father! Why has thou foreskin me!" 1378207196801 Anonymous: We're almost finished, Mr. Christ. Now give me one more cough. 1378520818840 Boss: Now that's funny!!! Do one with Mo ham and ed .........to die for! 1378799772612 Crackhead Fezmonkey: Jesus was really well hung. Drink his Holy Spermulum if you want to get into heaven. 1459695157266 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: badbrains ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/140971/Jesus_soap_cum

So I'm reading the bible- - Jesus Dies.

bible (44) , read (18) , face (901) , rock (38) , spoiler (4) , religion (396) , christian (50) , jesus (225)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1274670870695.jpg Info: JPG, 56 Kbytes (569x700) Added by: Gabagool (May 24, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Furore23: Aw shit! I was just going to start reading that! 1274886298125 Anonymous: spoiler ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nevermind I was never gonna read it anyway 1275513531365 crackerkiller5: spoiler alert!!!!! 1279955631206 the7rafe7: lol jesus didnt die wtf 1279957476248 Atheist: Question: What did jesus do for our sins??? 1279957720888 the7rafe7: he said we'd go to hell. 1279958439717 Anonymous: cool story bro! 1279958529647 so_what_if___: the meek shall inherit the earth, and at judgement day, the earth gets destroyed, along with the meeks. the meek dont go to heaven apparently.. 1280014884544 Anonymous: stupid damn ass whore, she destroyed that book for me 1280595717128 Anonymous: I laughed so hard 1280665786236 Armistice: lolz shitty movie, race to withc mountain 1280666776688 Anonymous: She's cute enough to punch in the boob 1280726461591 Knome: holy shit howd she know? 1285626213754 Hellcat1138: epic lol 1285637440662 (show all comments) Clownichter: These are all hillarious hahaha 1285644117714 ImYourMomBIATCH: Jesus meets dad! That's death! 1291420643578 epic: Jesus had bad lag, he respawned 3 days after dying, THATS BULLSHIT 1291424593629 gmode: for all of our sins..the perfect sacrifice He is and is sent by His Father, God, who is in heaven. and is resurrected three days later and lives today in Heaven with the Father 1291442368219 gmode: the only way to the Father is through the Son - accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and believe in your heart on it and you shall be saved 1291442500723 Munster: Fuck you and your jesus, hail satan!!!... "Sanguis bibimus... corpus edimus... tolle corpus satani... ave!!!..."... in the other hand... oh hai!!!... 1291446511338 The Evil Twin: LMFAO 1291457782588 fav: how can die who never exist!? derp 1292116886652 Munster: Have you ever read a book?... lots of people die on books... 1292221413888 Lickathesplit: don't you just hate that kinda shit, when they tell the plot before you get to the end... 1292221529260 chrud: no point in reading it now. thanx for the spoiler alert 1294690662620 GibblesNBits: lmao 1297438213986 MAELSTHUR: sorry d00d 1297440025743 TinFoilHatGuy: Yes, but what about the "NeverEndingStory" part??? 1297442678698 MrPerspective Damn you, little bitch, I wasn't finished reading it! 1308535786820 Anonymous: Sup, nigger?! 1325942258624 BnSneky: damn it 1325944462290 Anonymous: ^^^ Never mind. It's still funny to read how he dies ;) 1328203001181 Hughbie: still makes me giggle... 1328370201283 Anonymous: djh123 on her way to africa: http://assets.efukt.com/gif/742/full.gif 1459456891412 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: leptoid ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/128485/So_I'm_reading_the_bible-_-_Jesus_Dies.

HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS - TEXT WHILE DRIVING IF YOU WANT TO MEET HIM

car (384) , accident (233) , jesus (225) , advice (280)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/c2c13f93-a169-4e66-bf21-fd5e8d5e55ef.jpg Info: JPG, 64 Kbytes (500x375) Added by: athiest (Jun 30, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Furore23: Pastor Ingram wins an entire internet for this. 1278008457809 Anonymous: Nice! 1278562248136 anonymous: win 1278567597237 Squirrely1: HEHE great one... :)))) 1278576751884 nukubu: i texted him...didn't meet him though...FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU 1278597596703 ElCapitan: ^u weren't going 88 miles per hour tho 1278673143388 iprobablyhateyou: i do love jesus text... but i don't understand the last part 1278806285897 Raptor Jesus: lol christian retard ^ if you're not watching where you drive, you may crash and rip yourself into peices and bleed everywhere and get fucked by a nigger which I expect you do for being a jew zombie lover 1278807696310 Anonymous: raptor that is some funny shit man lol 1278810129840 Limerick: Sun worship . . . the illuminati sends more signals. >.> They hide in plain sight. <.< 1281117783342 Raptor Jesus: thanks anon 1281124009752 MrAnthrope: Haha. The nearby church in town has this on their board right now. And my phone has speech-to-text for txting, so, moot. Try keeping up with technology, churches. 1281316460960 CrayPhish: Jesus won't text back. He's too busy getting his nails done... 1283564857911 Jovi: haha little messages like these on churches are neat. i've seen a few out and about 1283578813855 (show all comments) iprobablyhateyou: raptor you are a retard 1283706160139 Raptor Jesus: I will upload a pic that begins in "all dogs go to heaven" 1283710045297 Arsonist: very clever 1284078217841 Anonymous: superb ! 1320362405941 Anonymous: he told me to fuck off.....what do you think he means by that 1320422266889 Anonymous: *Texts Jesus* *Crashes* *Dies* goes to an eternal and complete emptyness *forever alone* 1320422907405 Anonymous: If only all you non-believers saw the terror in the eyes of some who were on their deathbed. Some people see a loving light, while others see Hell. It's real. But you are blinded by your own ignorance. You WILL see. 1322830101167 HWood: honk... honk.... 1322842640954 Oldandevil: LOL. Love it. 1327814886730 DireWolf2012: I'd kill every stupid bitch who texts and drives if I could get away with it. Women are so fucking stupid. 1335065769283 Queefly: ^Guess that's why you suck cocks, huh? 1335066093574 Anonymous: "MEET HIM" should be replaced by "DIE AND NEVER WAKE UP AGAIN". 1458085029900 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: LemmyLaffer ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/134422/HONK_IF_YOU_LOVE_JESUS_-_TEXT_WHILE_DRIVING_IF_YOU_WANT_TO_MEET_HIM

Fuck!

stephen hawking (12) , jesus (225) , heaven (14) , stairs (45) , christopher reeve (1) , wheelchair (27)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1243602039337.jpg Info: JPG, 94 Kbytes (526x391) Added by: *.btcentralplus.com (May 29, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Christopher Reeve 1245523291826 Anonymous: HAHA pwned 1245630861697 Anonymous: damn...someone got it wrong big time. Surprised they didn't tag jesus as allah. 1245633590941 Anonymous: ^ They're both just as likely to be supernatural beings. 1245634246951 Bubble: I could have tought an ant to shoop better than this 1246825338158 Anonymous: ^ please do so 1246843176675 Anonymous: "Surprised they didn't tag jesus as allah." If you want me to, I will. 1247018215950 Anonymous: Oh god yes --- I mean Allah yes that would be fucking funny as hell 1247018512132 GOD: This was actually not long ago , we only had stairs . Who the hell wants all these handicapped people around ? They are so depressing . Open the hole and send them to hell . We do have a Transporter now , but we only use it on the funny ones . 1248210046453 Anonymous: Fuck! 1248210730388 AGENTDORK: DUDE I CANT STOP LAUGHING 1264812657272 \m/: I may have alzheimer's, but at least I don't have alzheimer's. 1264812831676 lonerstoner45: HA! 1264823507902 Anonymous: Jus in case u didn get this, its a fail cz whoever shooped this thot Christopher Reeve(Superman) was Stephen Hawking(Smartest Retard on Earth who obviously doesn't believe in Jesus but believes in Science) 1275833023212 (show all comments) Anonymous: Heaven isn't wheelchair accesible. Fuck off wheelfags! 1275845738331 hodenbengel: actually, both reeve and hawking were quite smart, but overrated due to their roles they played in big hollywood movies. they both were too lazy to walk and chose to drive around in wheelchairs. and both died several years ago in public stonings. so mistaking one for the other is only logical. 1280962688547 thedude50: Somebody's going to hell for this one. 1281280901549 Anonymous: Unfortunately for Stephen hawking, his science could still not help him, he needs a miracle. 1281292877627 ElCapitan: anyone got a map to which cloud heaven is in? 1281303113786 Anonymous: laughed so hard when I first seen this pic i did 1294717885978 CockAsian: LOL 1294719901359 Anonymous: Fly FLYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1294759608468 Anonymous: Fly lad, just get up and fly. 1294759638749 Lickathesplit: Hahaha, no room for criples in holy haven 1294766265909 LMFAO: Omfg i had to fucking laugh so hard, i like blasted my FAKIN PAHNTS 1301343054598 lily84: hahahahaha 1301343083429 Anonymous: Thats why i farken hate scientist ..make gm crops that could wreck us or so our crops wont grow an only gm's will..KILL scientist i say..we are PERFECT 1321185543146 BnSneky: Damn 1321200411628 Anonymous: lol!! 1419875919166 LOL!!: LOLOL!! 1419883235131 djh123: old. are you new to the internet? ^ 1419893223726 Anonymou: Noooooo 1456890131325 Anonymous: Stephen Kent 1456903631184 gookheadcrusher: throw this cunt SH down the staircase "the universe is very large" wow 1457326161705 Anonymous: 23212: Hawking is not a retard, you faggot. You, on the other hand, since you got trolled... 1457548734651 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/22276/Fuck!

Jesus swastika cross

jesus (225) , swastika (83) , cross (31)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1235399873125.jpg Info: JPG, 90 Kbytes (376x424) Added by: *.externet.hu (Feb 23, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Whoa! Jesus had hand feet! 1243211818414 Anonymous: that is really messed up that is the son of god 1263938080442 Anonymous: Fuck jesus and fuck your fake god dumbass! 1263938694357 Anonymous: i think you're all asking for a ticket to hell. fucking blasphemy 1263940025941 snatchsquatch: ^^troll fail 1264326509563 Anonymous: he died for yor... Wtf??? 1264327417199 Anonymous: <3 1268541282890 Anonymous: How the juden crucified Aryan Jesus (real cause of WWII) 1268558487168 Anonymous: Sweet!! Nail that mother fucker up!! 1268766106160 Anonymous: crosstika. 1268984403890 Grave: 卐 Jesus is 卐 1268995492237 Anonymous: ? 1268996114411 Anonymous: whoops, shouldnt have been born jewish!!! 1279326255358 toasteroven69: HEY!!! Get back in the oven King Jew!!! 1279329390728 (show all comments) vengance: shopped, the jesus I mean, as you were... 1279333666553 so_what_if___: hand-feet like monkey's do. that proves evolution theory. 1280091375894 Anonymous: mein Retter ist kein Jude. Schraube Jesus und seiner Lehre. Ich liebe es zu Blasphemie 1282095251612 headbuster17: Jesus died for TÖTEN ALLE JUDEN!!! 1282101544908 sUNz: ;D 1283970251818 Anonymous: mmmmmmmm..........no 1284000213865 Flarp: He dies for your sans 1284003043974 Jesus: I wonder what will happen at my second coming? *cough* Fourth Reich 1284008344968 Anonymous: 3890 ftw 1284010372638 Anonymous: OK guys this is unpractical, let's use that lowercase T over there... 1304318070321 Anonymous: swastica, svasticka = crooked cross? 1304318847864 Anonymous: shut up nazi!!!!!!!!!! 1304318907146 Anonymous: Ok, now I like this Jesus best 1304386811593 BnSneky: jebus? 1304387215409 mizakanator: Killed by Jews, and yet he dies on a swastika. Teh Jews AND nazis teamed up on that motherfucker. 1304410873986 Anonymous: you are incorrect, whoever uploaded this is incorrect, your opinion and point of view is incorrect, this complete website is incorrect. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ARE THINKING. keep your opinions to yourself. 1304480198723 Anonymous: jesus playing qwop?! 1304513430213 Anonymous: it was an era that has gone by incorrectly 1304844434960 Anonymous: wir mussen die juden ausrotten 1304850110253 AlexLongpole: LOL!!.. Imagine him now on a David's Star.. lol 1304862679264 danielsimba: multiple lulz ! 1308560019627 Flarp: Semi-naked Jesus socialist twister 1308574097880 Anonymous: he looks uncomfortable. should be rotating for the lulz 1309558862684 Stalker: Hang like an Egyptian. 1357137649439 SarahSwiss: it seems as if there actually still are idiots who actually believe the Nazis had put Jews in the "oven". 1357138988128 GayFaggot: this pic funny because jesus was jew 1357156756407 Anonymous: hmm, looks forced as fuck 1357160177826 Anonymous: Fuck Jesus!! 1381877963506 Anonymous: While he's up there put 200 bullets in his chest. 1381878269190 CrackSnacker: He's gonna pull a hammy doing that... 1381885436888 Crackhead Fez Monkey: May the Balls of God slap gently upon his chin forever, amen 1395543916259 Anonymous: Looks like a fucked up game of Twister! 1395784575956 kike van dyke this is what jews actually believe 1395825800240 Anonymous: Would make a fantastic pin wheel! 1397933294819 Anonymous: and this is why god created hell, his sense of humor is making hell.. so since you were made in his image, this is funny to him too, and you burning is also funny to him, hahahahahahahaha 1427780484673 Crackhead FezMonkey: Jesus was well hung. 1454949713247 Anonymous: suck me dry 1455248738598 Anonymous: Jesus got some from Kashmir(India) 1457170461910 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 2 (last: LastResort DrDickpimmel ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/2272/Jesus_swastika_cross

brb - lol

jesus (225) , brb (4) , lol (62)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.gagspace.com/imgsrc/jesus_brb.jpg Info: JPG, 30 Kbytes (400x382) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Mar 29, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Bubble: Jesus the Jew on a crosbow? 1248206129578 Bubble: FIRE! 1248206521612 GOD: OMFMe !!!!! You are so Fucking Me Damn Funny Bubble - (Hey Son - come look at this Bubble just made fun of you again and this one is so Me Damn funny I almost pissed myself.) 1248207237953 Anonymous: if it wasn 1248211062674 Jesus: Yah !Ha Ha !!! Now leave me alone . I was masturbat....... playing World Of Warcraft before you interrupted me . That is kind of funny . I guess it does look like a crossbow . 1248224613987 God: rofl 1255164735474 Blasphemy: You're going to hell for that. 1269252193744 Bonerpunch: Can Jesus haz cheezeburger now 1269266678874 Anonymous: win! 1271095067419 Grave: witty 1271095409779 GalacticStar: nice 1301059549239 Anonymous: i dont believe it 1301059701996 Anonymous: may god have mercy on you and i pray he reaches you before you die and its too late for your soul 1314148232610 Burrgeezy: ^christ fag 1314148889232 (show all comments) djh123: ^hush burr^ let someone say something without calling them a fucken name.. fucken aye.. what is it with you guize on here...insecure much? 1314163251685 Anonymous: ^ i agree. bitch. 1314220075748 Banshee5: ^better watch your tongue Arselicker 1314220321873 YuLiekPicturz: dj fuck off, we are in our full right to make fun of christian dumbasses 1314220363452 Anonymous: Hey, I really like your website if I'm trustworthy. Wherever did you obtain it built? 1375684753616 Anonymous: money is already sold, but the money will brb at next cash cycle, damn warez 1375694385124 Crackhead Fezmonkey: jesus was really well hung 1456545753123 Anonymous: Jebus was into gansta rap, just look at those fingers. 1456682451772 Threecamels: Will he see his shadow? 1456682649856 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/6013/brb_-_lol

Religion mohamed jesus blowjob

religion (396) , mohamed (1) , jesus (225) , blowjob (572)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1252184999536.jpg Info: JPG, 7 Kbytes (228x252) Added by: whitehead (Sep 6, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: And I thought allah only did donkeys 1252193036282 Anonymous: thats NOT allah, it Muhamed, "his" prophet. 1252272104460 Anonymous: peter be upon him! 1252273486271 jackfrosty: Allah, moohomminid, jeebus, xenu same old bullshit different hat! 1252503464484 Anonymous: chan4chan crosses the line! Fuck u chan4chan! 1252543114565 pornophobe: that would make a good t-short 1252554858942 Anonymous: moham -> this dick tastes better than my 8 year old wife 1252554984725 jackfrosty: 4565... Try to understand teh truth... On ANY chan... There IS NO LINE. 1252556245639 ThrillBilly: wtf are t-shorts? 1252556740853 Hughbie: Must be like a t-back g-string...I'm guessing a gay thing.. 1252556963684 ThrillBilly: must be a gay euro thing.. 1252557949732 Squirrely1: 1252554984725 ...So you married a lady in the old folks home...LULZ 1252565592978 thedude50: Somebody's going to hell for this one. 1252574596719 Anonymous: wait till the muslims learn how to use the internet... then you will reap the suffering 1252791513534 (show all comments) Drilldo!: ^^At their current rate of technology it will be 2412...fuckers... 1252804674446 Anonymous: Icut out Muhammed's heart in a dream but received only 12 virgins. Allah lied 1253504775456 Anonymous: why is jesus represented here by michael jackson? 1253517853339 Anonymous: enjoy your jihad 1253525096320 bidi123: throw a shoe at the towelexplodinghead 1253545897963 akingu: I swear to God I won't cum in your mouth............. 1253567129447 Anonymous: @ 4484 c4c runs up any line u might be abel to bring up. 1254083868196 c4c: wat 1254084031195 Scumbag: Jesus penis is really nice.. 1254100171637 Anonymous: Wow so Jafar and Michael Jackson had sexual relations?....would never had guessed. 1259643007425 Anonymous: well, 1637, he was perfect. 1259643353791 Anonymous: THIS IS OUTRAGE. WILL NOW CAUSE SERVER DAMAGE FOR THIS ACT. YOU HAVE NOT UNDERSTANDING OF PROPHET AND WILL NOW ALL SUFFER 1259644959446 Anonymous: I can totally see a couple of pissed off towelheads entering the datacenter with AK47's. 1259665981771 Hughbie: pity the towelheads wouldn't know a datacenter from a welfare center...most of those knobs don't even own a computer. 1259676827343 Anonymous: Is everyone deft? BLOW UP!!!!!!! 1259709953876 Anonymous: FUCK U, MOTHER FUCKIND BASTARDS 1264524538899 Anonymous: Dats ue DADs, FUCKING GAYS....BASTARD GORAS........ 1264524629838 Anonymous: !!111 1264528142141 Anon mouse: wonder what fast food chain is going down for this one 1264534696626 Anonymous: oh god this guy is gay!? 1264546306325 Anonymous: hehehe. Bravo. 1266013823764 Warg: ... Oh my God... Its TRUE!!!! 1270785722534 Punonymous: "... the mountain comes to Mohammed." 1281179271923 dude: delete this pic 1281722002790 Redrocco: ^if it offends you feel free to make your own pic depicting Jesus blowing mohammed to even the score 1281722121465 Redrocco: oh snap! thats right, islamfags are forbidden to depict mohammed. well, I guess you could have the j-man blowing Moses.... 1281722202957 Anonymous: that Michael Jackson? 1281779761201 Anonymous: This is what happens when somebody doesn't respect other peoples view, don't expect them to respect yours. 1281799771428 Anonymous: Allah and Muhammad == 2 faggots and pigs 1281940008502 Anonymous: salla maallaaal alah agbaaa..... fucking turkish ppl and ur fake qurana that is 70% copy of the bible 1281956018390 Anonymous: This picture should be deleted 1282689135204 Venator21: and they both suck atheism cock 1282690881871 Anonymous: rotfl this religion thing sucks in every meaning of the word. ppl are so gullible - why doesnt everyone just grow up and give up reading the storybooks of ppl doing impossible things, its all bullshit 1282695939600 holyshitlongname: prove it 1282695970882 Anonymous: all the bullshit in the "religious scriptures" is just bullshit which some people very clever people use to control the masses. religion is a total sham regardless of the belief. if we all said fuck religion, the world would be a much nicer place and a lot less people would have been killed in the name of relgion 1282696155729 Anonymous: holyshit - how can you ask someone to prove the impossible - think it out.. lol 1282696370122 holyshitlongname: prove that it is impossible ^ 1282696629477 Allah my pig: Muhammad and Allah are two perverted pigs 1283559868759 Anonymous: you are pig 1283621785705 Anonymous: Fuck ISLAM, FUCK ALLAH, Fuck MUHAMAD! Fuck the SandNiggers ! 1283621833109 Anonymous: ^fuck you 1283713472249 Anonymous: Why does Jesus looks like michael Jackson? 1283723023730 willybeamish: because he IS micheal jackson. I ... just ... blew ... your ... mind 1283724236271 anon: coming soon (911), burn a koran day 1283789719267 Anonymous: somebody do me a favor, take a koran and change what it says then republish it 1283794399303 Jesus: Oh yea right there, you know he's good with his tongue 1285304982245 Anonymous: One down. 71 more virgins to go for Mo. 1285305130182 failtrollisfail: thats not right. its suppused to be the other way around 1285511098361 Anonymous: lol 1287435499772 BnSneky: I knew it 1287435630964 AwesomeAnonymous!: Barf, die artist! 1288572421883 Leashedhate: <yawn> Huh? 1288595731523 Anonymous: this is bullshit we all know mohamed takes in the ass 1301185248960 MrPerspective: Indeed. That job is about to BLOW! 1303620955301 Anonymous: double sacrilege! 1303726518187 morgan: This picture is plain hurtful. Only a complete moron with no respect for anything can produce and approve it. 1303767396476 Anonymous: THAT IS JUST your perspective. you dont understand this. 1303803967942 MrPerspective: I firmly believe that God/Allah/YHWH (if existing) has infinite comprehensiveness and a great sense of humor. I take as proof the complete absence of lightning bolts and fiery meteors in spite of all the blasphemy and clergy pedophilia and fundie terrorism going around. Rebutt me THAT, Batman. (Only rational argument pls, help me convince any open-minded atheist I might encounter.) 1303839093245 Allah the fag: yup i love to suck dick 1304271043243 NorwayJunkie: Die christian and muslim scum 1309201918505 MrPerspective: That job is about to blow in 5... 4... 3... 1309225302290 MrPerspective: 2... 1309234541301 MrPerspective: 1... 1309234548103 Anonymous: Modfags, please ban all muslims from this site. And muslims, get your own damn 4chan site but somehow I think you can not figure it out with your stoneage brain. 1312447043211 Anonymous: This dick tastes better than my 8, year old wives. 1331132851759 Anonymous: actuallt, she was 9 when he fucker her 1331247385438 pepe64: hahaha this pic is sooo cool lmfao 1336606783409 Sinister: Message to jesus -All your base are belong to us. 1336620047987 Bunglicker: Aww Jesus, now you've gone and done it. You didn't use a condom and now you have herpes. Of course, Mohammed has AIDS now so you're both even. 1338102798716 Anonymous: THRILLER 1338133250362 Hughbie: OH Mohammed...you suck so well....such skill must be inherited by all muslims... 1338134590579 Anonymous: muhammad was a pedophile jew, true story كان محمد شاذ جنسيا يهودي، قصة حقيقية 1348713941922 Anonymous: Make Thriller ... get sucked off by Muhammad. 1348721297772 Anonymous: I can't help but to think that somehow crack is involved with this 1348728532688 Anonymous: Muhammad know how to suck dick... he's had a lot op practice. 1391996957124 Anonymous: Even St. Anthony was tempted! 1392896670626 Anonymous: Bet you can't take Allah me! 1393076635591 Anonymous: nuke the muslims and the kikes, same shit 1393116473197 Anonymous: Logically, as muhamed is the terrorist and jesus the hippie fag, it should go the other way around :) 1455565997977 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: pepe64 ) , hated by 1 (last: ticklethis ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/47458/Religion_mohamed_jesus_blowjob

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