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No, I'm not talking about Twitter, I lierally want you to follow me.
Jesus twitter follow jesus (225) , twitter (33) , follow (3)

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Anonymous: Dat Ass1320327371102
vincent859: Matthew 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.1320352837711
Conman: even jesus would laugh at this, he was known for laughing a good deal but he never wrote a joke.1320352894499
vincent859: I agree, Conman.1320352957908
Anonymous: Got Harold Camping? Blow me Down Jesus!1320413885102
Anonymous: please let me numb and dumb you down with a little bit of twisted jewish history and living rules that you could have learned in kindergarden with a bit of undirected stockholm syndrome brain damage mixed in1322047208818
Anonymous: yours truly, pedobear (now cmon if all our writings were written by somebody else instead of our key figure, we might sweep or scandals under the rug too, right?)1322047379476
Anonymous: fuck no1322056787580
EvoStar: How about I just add you on Facebook.1322057362143
Anonymous: Schizophrenia lol1322058925177
Anonymous: hello im like you but im never you cause im better, delve into self pity and give me your short change, ie life, every day, and your peanuts (money) kthxbaie - im the local priest btw but he that died for you (just one, and this one noone knows about these days, ouchie) - no he isnt you, selfpity, money, cmon1324516516825
Anonymous: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."1324518114823
codeman804: i would like to twitter on your facebook1324609282335
Anonymous: Hi! My name is Jesus. Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this sleazy motel room over here...1341491882214

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Jesus last supper dj music religion
Jesus last supper dj music religion jesus (225) , last supper (11) , dj (23) , music (89) , religion (396)

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Pyro: G-zus- DJs like a mad cunt1279825961275
Anonymous: WWDJJCD ?1279826201550
Anonymous: Soon you will all be with me - Living in a Gangster's Paradise!!1279826872364
iprobablyhateyou: un tis un tis un tis1279827792137
Anonymous: Who's in da house???? Jesus in da house..If you all put down the Uzis and the AK-47's I'll put you on the guest list for a club called "Heaven".1279833760203
Mota: 1) DJJesus 2) Add ecstacy 3) ????? 4) Holy Rollers1354763076630
Anonymous: Jesus you suck dogs balls as a dj1503912305815
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Jesus cemetery cross
Jesus cemetery cross jesus (225) , cemetery (5) , cross (31)

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⋐°ῶ°⋑: Even didn't know he was ill!1277384214903
K@z: he's dead oh no, I missed the funeral1277452406815
Furore23: How did that wetback afford such a nice tombstone?1277462576144
G3n7r0: Your turn christfags.1281537294272
Anonymous: Like a zombie isn't it, murdered, insulted many times, but keeps comin right back.1281538422316
so_what_if___: here lies jesus. tried to call god. no reply. game over.1281737697907
Beard: Did he make a will?1281747764789
crackerkiller5: ....is a myth1281771184561
gmode: the Lord, Jesus, is in heaven with the Father > amen1281846620185
ElCapitan: @ Beard - they're still fighting over his properties1281858654234
chrud: ^yeah, all jesus' earthly belongings have been tied up in probate court for 2000 years. :)1294682094925
Nickeh43: Look at this gay horseshit.1294682583750
Redrocco: respawn point?1294682638717
MAELSTHUR: RIP Paul1294687812722

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JESUS DIDN'T EXIST, YOU DO - WHO'S BETTER?
Courage wolf jesus courage wolf (15) , jesus (225)

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Anonymous: jesus did exist, he just wasnt the son of god. Hi did pull a huge crowd though... how many in your posse?1270340472556
Anonymous: ^ good point.1270869825551
Warg: If he did exist, then I'm still better... morally. Jesus caused more strife and carnage than I ever did.1270874088300
Anonymous: if He didn't exist, then why all the talk about Him?1270874143491
the7rafe7: ^ so by talking about something it makes it true..?1270892718851
Anonymous: it doesnt matter if he existed or not, point him out to me right now, i can point to myself, so right now i'm better1270896440840
dude: Jesus still exists so deal with it. If you dont believe well that go to a church and tell this to a pastor. that perso will answer your questions and complains1270912362206
Grave: HAHAHAHAHA LOLLLLL XDDDDD1270912789140
Pob: ammo1270922422939
Aalfred666: Pointless post..1271081029472
FatJesus85: Fat Jesus is better and im fat jesus so im better then Everyone mahahahahahaha1276375218677
Grave: ^fuck off1276375364281
Gewaltschwanz: er… Hitler?1276997348110
Kareloko: i´m god, faggots!1277004963448

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HOW TO INFURIATE SOMEONE
Religion troll jesus christian religion (396) , troll (237) , jesus (225) , christian (50)

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Anonymous: LOL - imaginary friends are for children...1283810754880
AmusingMuse: I would laugh and I beleive in all that stuff you all hate. Funny is funny period, an abortion joke that is funny is funny. What this should say is how to find someone without a sense of humor, ironically it is a woman pictured to be lacking a sense of humor.1283901941149
Anonymous: ^ you don't actually think you're a "good" writer do you?! 3 words - less is more...1283903017642
AmusingMuse: Oh no's!!! I've been arrested by the famous c4c grammar and writing police!!! Please don't make me write in 3 words or less Mr. Officer Anon!!! PLEASE!!!1284266506685
Anonymous: ^ trolololololololing is successful1284566542408
Greeft: ^^^So if I have 10 dollars and my friend has 100 dollars, I am actually richer than him?1284566945503
Bubble: Im i rich? or are jews fags?1284567409573
Greeft: ^Yes.1284567484935
Phadrus: Perfect! I'm gonna do it!1287363873912
Anonymous: She's got one tit.1287369209760
Knome: boob sag1287430641111
Grave: haha!1287433797830
Anonymous: bling is for black ex-street-pharmacist poem musicians1287439917385
Fart33: Feet first!1287439953523

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MEANWHILE... JESUS AND DARWIN WERE FIGHTING AGAIN.
Jesus Darwin fight science religion vs cartoon Jesus (225) , Darwin (6) , fight (83) , science (149) , religion (396) , vs (105) , cartoon (197)

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llamados0: They stopped it after JC fails to come out in the last round!1270389910950
Anonymous: No JC Kicks Darwins ass... ive seen it1275998049413
Anonymous: Thats no fair because jesus is obviously a maniac.1276000463585
Anonymous: darwin suffered from a number of nervous conditions...to be fair, this would have to be against the crucified Jesus.1276005871833
Furore23: Meanwhile, Tinkerbell and Einstein were playing chess again. Oh no wait, he was playing solitaire.1276006905208
Anonymous: GO DARWIN, GO DARWIN!1276045556697
sqwrrl: Meanwhile, muffins and a black man were stealing all of earths dildos'1276064502553
Anonymous: y a black man ... y not a sqwrrl1276082567482
Anonymous: congratulations, your Darwin evolved into Richard Dawkins1283927117369
uriar: i never understood why there is a conflict betwen religion and darwinisem. After all GOD CREATED EVOLUTION!1283928562972
Leashedhate: You SIR are NO gentlemen!1284844885341
Anonymous: The best things are not instant,both can be true,Man builds a car only after stages of tinkering.1284854778519
Jesus: I won the fight, Darwin'still in the hospital.1285304806694
Anonymous: Damnit Jesus! Stop fighting and finish mowing my lawn!1285304966682

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DIVINE INTERVENTIONS
Religion shop dildo jesus religion (396) , shop (28) , dildo (151) , jesus (225)

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RIPBnSneky: Oh my yes please. These come in handy now that i dont comment1338837393868
NonComposMentis: THIS SHIT IS HOT AS FUCK. GIVE ME SOME OF THAT1338837480378
fiveby5: straight from the manger, the baby jebus buttplug gives her that anal halo she's always wanted.1338871806387
Anonymous: why no muslim faggot dildo? pussy?1353040703510
Anonymous: sold exclusively to the muslim population1353069417967
Anonymous: all you fuckers goin' to hell....:D1353099337985
Cheesecake: I'll take 1 Jackhammer Jesus and 1 Virgin Mary, Both in black1353099760326
pepe64: Where is muhammad's child-ripper-dildo?1353100471105
Chanonymous: I notice the company didn't have the balls to make one called Allah1358060302843
Bulbasaur111919: I regularly shit an Allah out each day so it wouldn't be that useful for me.1358083398261
Anonymous: They buy wives to make male children, but keep young boys for sexual pleasure.1375847351920
Anonymous: LOL...every church should have a set.1493119936470
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Jesus Was a bleeding heart, long-haired, peace-loving, anti-establishment, liberal hippie freak with strange ideas - Everything Conservatives Hate.
Jesus conservative politics hippy itt jesus (225) , conservative (3) , politics (124) , hippy (10) , itt (354)

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Moongrim: Who'd be pepper sprayed for daring to be different.1326039689692
Quantum69: R.I.P Occupy WS1326040805330
Harvey: Plus he was an A-rab1326057026592
HungLoh: Jesus was a Jew, you twit.1326057584896
secretsquirrel12: jesus was an ancient alien and so was his dad1326068811291
Anonymous: yey, but then he (if that guy every existed like the historic mohammed) always nagged about stuff in a hidden fashion and was the son of godmother hairy (whatever was under there, it was under tons of fat or hair) or something1326088614784
honz: jesus never existed, so your argument is invalid1326088660970
Moongrim: Republicans say Jesus existed.1326294478306
HungLoh: If Jesus was alive today, he'd vote Libertarian.1326295656364
MegaShit: If Jesus was alive today, I'd do my shopping for bread, fish and wine with him.1326310112262
Anonymous: if jesus were alive today he'd complain about all stuff of things (like moses on the hill or jesus on the hill) and then either get killed (he's jesus, so he's supposed to go fukushima radioactive plant worker or submerged mine worker, says so in the scriptures) or just become any other ordinary monk of the catholic church who becomes jesus every mass1326310366483
halfmast: right clicking Moongrim, selecting hate... you stupid faggot bitch1326356408389
Moongrim: Anyone else ever notice that Republicans HATE being treated the same way they treat everyone else?1326376366863
Anonymous: Yeah right1327249547610

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I'm going to create man and woman with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from the sin I originall condemned you to.
Jesus religion ta dah jesus (225) , religion (396) , ta dah (1)

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heeeeeeers---: spoiler=he dies1252452741718
Hughbie: the original David Copperfield.1252453523413
ImaD00d: That makes SO MUCH SENSE!!!1252460731111
Anonymous: ^^ exactly.... dumbass.1252463367418
FastLube5189F: dam1252466763104
Anonymous: 7418 is obviously too stupid to understand sarcasm... dumbass1252793968308
Anonymous: Sums it up pretty well.1254804235352
Killion: ummmm, forgot to mention that if you practice vampirism and cannabalism on his body you got nothing to worry about ('cept priests)1254804741705
ImaD00d: 8308 glad somebody got it.1254806604592
Anonymous: now thats what i call sense!1260448342117
crackerkiller5: ROFL!!!!!1260461098599
Anonymous: cool story bro1260467718403
TASTYbacon: Sky cake, WHY ARE YOU SO DELICIOUS?!?!?!1260474910955
Anonymous: Funny how some jokes made by atheists at the expense of Christianity are based on teachings invented by the Church long after the last book of the Bible was written.1267508339464

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Jesus autopsy
Jesus autopsy jesus (225) , autopsy (20)

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mutterfick: father.. Why have you forsaken me?1270385457315
llamados0: This parrot is dead, ain't no more, shed his mortal coil, gone to meet his maker, joined the heavenly host!1270390169898
Anonymous: EAT OF ME FLESH. IZ TASTY GOOD POPPENZ1270428537607
dings77: deicide album art.1273853602510
Deswegen… Unbill!!!: stupid asshole1293447394805
veranet: where's the magic??1293470479302
crazyassmofo: Wasn't his body taken by the great romans and jews1293476508978
xJESUSx666x: correct. thats the cover of Once Upon The Cross.1293487419583
MrPerspective: So, Doc, what was the cause of death?1303622628767
Anonymous: Jesus was well hung1425065055710
Anonymous: Cry me a liver....1425091281938
Anonymous: Blasphemy?1425166988854
Glossy: Did he died?1425218261894
Chanonymous: The body of Christ.1425226816596

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Sopranos jesus last supper background
Sopranos jesus last supper background sopranos (2) , jesus (225) , last supper (11) , background (467)

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YuLiekPicturz: Nice!1295656294106
Hitmancodename47: This show makes me proud to be Italian.1295659660175
HanoverRed: The Pope would not approve1295659841598
Anonymous: where is Judas?...1295659929707
Greeft: ^On the far right, they sank the body off the coast of Atlantic City.1295660409375
NorwayJunkie: Battlestar Galactica and Lost did this too1309456939424
Lickathesplit: IRL Italians wanna be Jew...1309463283173
We are Legion: It's funny 'cus your not.1309473501409
Anonymous: Big Pussy plays the part of Judas.1309474662479
Anonymous: Fucking love Edie Falco <31309492598813
Anonymous: Edie Falco is an ugly wop! Meadow is the real beauty in this show.1309499582633
The Original Spoon: God, I loved it when his mother finally died. Most unlikable character I've ever known. Just wish she would have died in a hundred times more misery.1320279521810
Anonymous: I did enjoy this program. I was dissapointed in the way it ended.1348176802948
Anonymous: alltime favourit, thx op1479865580135

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Art religion nun blasphemy peek church jesus
Art religion nun blasphemy peek church jesus art (1148) , religion (396) , nun (15) , blasphemy (6) , peek (16) , church (21) , jesus (225)

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chrud: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!1284067575232
poke: nice teats1284067654468
Anonymous: Well known in France1284067903655
AZO9Swall0deD: carmen cru1284154445408
Anonymous: Sœur Marie-Thérèse des Batignolles.1292225712405
MrPerspective: ^ Exactly, mon ami. Front cover art, to be precise. France (or is it a Belgian comic?) enjoy a far greater freedom of speech than the U.S. when it comes to religion, blasphemy, raunchy, or even plain official porn. "The main difference between Europe and the USA"?...1333836857383
Kuder: What's so special? All nuns are married to Jesus, so we see a wife checking her husband.1333879223224
Anonymous: isnt jesus the death as well as some human?(and then some church codes for their own material) - doesnt matter, i love fluide glacial1333879380201
BnSneky: Damn1333881698424
Anonymous: That`´s Gotlieb1333973664941
Arschloch33: He's just pretending to be dead1333983034990
Crackhead Fez Monkey: Jesus was well hung.1398080698124
Anonymous: o God!1402892414231
Anonymous: ..found a cartoon in one of dads porno mags (about 1984), three fat, ugly cartoon nuns find a young simpleton asleep in country field - and make use of his "waking glory" ......... wow, the faps ive had to this memorized cartoon image over the last 30 years! .... no accounting for sexual tastes eh?1402957234704

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You have been banned forthe following reason: Called Jesus a nigger.
Banned Jesus nigger banned (6) , Jesus (225) , nigger (628)

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Anonymous: damn right, except he was a sand nigger1263282717541
Anonymous: no he was a java.1263323052237
Boreece: I postulate he was a wookie!1263705861478
Anonymous: If he was the true son of God, then he was Martian!1273868196303
Anonymous: I heard jesus wha a raptor1273871338965
Furore23: That's christian forgiveness for you.1274021192135
Anonymous: JESUS WAS NIGGER, ban 4 that reason?! EPIC1274025222621
Anonymous: long live chan4chan, freedom of speech FTW1274030105483
Anonymous: jesus = nigger1274030648743
Anonymous: they tacked that gay sand-nigger to a stick and made him dance with a spear1274036005800
Warg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! Christians are fucked in the head...1274077594559
Anonymous: cmon everybody knows he was a raptor1280573704153
Anonymous: @ 2237 He was a pc program?1281455912809
Anonymous: Stupid retarded nigger-follower Christians1281456595978

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GAY JESUS - Offends christians
Gay jesus christian gay (464) , jesus (225) , christian (50)

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Anonymous: LOL1250788665690
Anonymous: sorry faggots, you can offend all you want, prop 8 still passed1250788910572
lastwinj: but he intrigues fags....1250795749884
Anonymous: your a faggot dick sucker the worst kind of filth out their. das S.S.1250797247766
Anonymous: Jesus loves you don't you see, though you're trapped in faggotry; for your chains He has the key; learn to live with dignity1250824429806
DutchGuy: sorry Jesus, I don't swing that way1250825932953
Anonymous: jesus was gay loooong before this1250866755926
Anonymous: Jesus doesnt say half the stuff those who speak for him do,lay off.1264559320136
\m/: he looks like constatine from American Idol1264561441599
Anonymous: hahahaahahahhaah i love it1264562925550
beepb00p: christian faggots love this1266803293675
Anonymous: i'd hit it1267024104575
iprobablyhateyou: gay jesus, buttfucks priests1267027884149
DeusPayne: jesus was gay???1267057089378

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"Believe on the lord jesus christ and thou shalt be saved."
Jesus sign jesus (225) , sign (279)

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Anonymous: A Jew is going to Save ME? No Fanks1270554658396
Hughbie: isn't that meant to be "releive yourself on"1270554952434
iprobablyhateyou: ^and you just ripped on a guy for misspelling character1270562198541
Luv Killz: Hughbie hangs his head in shame & shuffles off into the darkness...searching for a pocket dictionary.1270709764352
Wolf6: Big Muff Pi FTW1271037674242
CreepisKryp: Is this a MUDHONEY album cover? The sign has several grammatical errors.1271048414129
Greeft: ^^I think Hughbie was making a joke, he meant it should read "RELIEVE YOURSELF ON THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND THOU SHALT BE SAVED". No, not very funny.1271077578216
Anonymous: kurt cobain ghost. he is not saved after all. he is spent1271807426440
Warg: Mistranslated. I think they mean "shaved"1271838143773
Moongrim: Saved from that which he created? Sounds like a scam.1272639503272
Anonymous: Kurts like, "yeah right"1272651085385
Anonymous: RIP junkie guy from lost1281493568516
TitsMagoo: I believe in air-bags... doesn't mean I'm gonna get saved though.1281618352353
PIratebob: ^lol1281618383227

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SNIPER JESUS - Oh great. now we're fucked
Sniper jesus fucked sniper (17) , jesus (225) , fucked (6)

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TheTruthOriginal: Damn now i can't masturbate watching satanism shit in my no-roof room1266453036468
Furore23: Don't you ever miss?1277926934309
Weed: Passion of the Christ 2.1299631408277
ImYourMomBIATCH: Its payback time biatcheeessss!! Booom, headshot!1319389132247
ImYourMomBIATCH: Jesus, dude, that sniper is huge! Tell your dad dont play with fire, or i shall gay1319389175251
Anonymous: ^^^ Let he who is without sin kick the first ass!1328203215650
BnSneky: Fuck Yeah1328211243596
Anonymous: words can hurt, art can destroy, technology (like horse breeding too) can help extinguish other peoples, apart from that there's sin and guilt1328211402847
Anonymous: Sniper Jesus only feels recoil when killing your d00ds1328222261242
gookheadcrusher: the world's first paratrooper, St Michael , does all the ass kicking for God,,,1361336974147
ImYourMomBiatch: ^Iits not michael whos the problem, its jesus and his sniper1366662981450
gypsygreen: cricify this bitch1366690744897
4saken.me: Hang him up by his cross hairs.1367598767299
tokerator: op is gay1367600659120

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IF YOU'RE JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT Clap your hands.
Jesus jesus (225)

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Moongrim: What is the sound of NO hands clapping?1271433492605
Anonymous: i lol'd1272129170221
darkwing duck 421: *silence*.....................awkward.....1272742810495
Anonymous: rofl!!!1272753532176
Anonymous: FUCK.1273620614830
rubberduckazilla: read the title carefully people1273694493377
Anonymous: How the hell do I clan my hands?1273802116114
Anonymous: you gotta be jesus... he could do it... he just cant clap em =P1274162445159
Anonymous: Just try one clap i dare u jesus1274190448120
Hughbie: Ummm......clan anyone?1274193666593
Anonymous: 2605: crickets...?1430026869549
Crackhead Fezmonkey: Jesus was well hung.1459405824398
Anonymous: ^ *VERY well hung1459407375207
Crackhead FezMonkey: If you don't sin, jesus died for nothing.1459817532541
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Jesus soap cum
Jesus soap cum jesus (225) , soap (11) , cum (323)

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Anonymous: the second coming1280566584360
Anonymous: ^ comment even better than the pic :)1282613463530
boss: The road to hell has never been funnyer.....shortest verse in the bible......Jesus laughed.1282630607815
Anonymous: 4360 made my day1285516342179
Anonymous: where can I buy this?1289277362671
Anonymous: can i have your babies 4360?1289277885184

Weed
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BnSneky: no way1292719736870
Anonymous: you're gonna rot in hell for that, Missy!1377636167399
Boss: Blastifmmey..........................but very funny!1377976375740
Anonymous: "O, father! Why has thou foreskin me!"1378207196801
Anonymous: We're almost finished, Mr. Christ. Now give me one more cough.1378520818840
Boss: Now that's funny!!! Do one with Mo ham and ed .........to die for!1378799772612
Crackhead Fezmonkey: Jesus was really well hung. Drink his Holy Spermulum if you want to get into heaven.1459695157266
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Cat gore jesus cross africa
Cat gore jesus cross africa cat (894) , gore (629) , jesus (225) , cross (31) , africa (214)

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Flarp: shitty1318857037518
Redrocco: fucking Haitians1318857352423
Captngeetch: Yeah...this one pissed me off too..someone should put them up on crosses1318857653514
AZO: In the beginning..was a shitbox1318857854618
Anonymous: Someone should teach them to be nice. Oh wait someone tried. And they crucified a cat in mocking of him. Tread carefully cat murderer. God likes to shake cat killers.1318857931129

RKB
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sms1982: Fucked1318865271240
MegaShit: Lollers... now do it with some bunnies1318866029275
Anonymous: fucking niggers, seriously.1318866075914
Anonymous: Romans used ropes not nails to mount thier criminals for execution.1318877124815
Anonymous: And thier crosses looked like capital T's not lower-cased t's.1318877182477
fiveby5: stupid haitians! don't they know that you have to hang the cat corpses from marionette strings so that the feline spirit can dance in the afterlife for a bountiful harvest? all this is doing is making mother gaia rigored and constipated. duh!!1318880297220
Bad Boy Bubby: God punishes these mother fuckers with AIDS so its all even in the end1318928346812
RubberG: I have Haitians a few houses down from me. They only live because its illegal for me to shoot them.1318936748387

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So I'm reading the bible- - Jesus Dies.
Bible read face rock spoiler religion christian jesus bible (44) , read (18) , face (901) , rock (38) , spoiler (4) , religion (396) , christian (50) , jesus (225)

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Furore23: Aw shit! I was just going to start reading that!1274886298125
Anonymous: spoiler ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nevermind I was never gonna read it anyway1275513531365
crackerkiller5: spoiler alert!!!!!1279955631206
the7rafe7: lol jesus didnt die wtf1279957476248
Atheist: Question: What did jesus do for our sins???1279957720888
the7rafe7: he said we'd go to hell.1279958439717
Anonymous: cool story bro!1279958529647
so_what_if___: the meek shall inherit the earth, and at judgement day, the earth gets destroyed, along with the meeks. the meek dont go to heaven apparently..1280014884544
Anonymous: stupid damn ass whore, she destroyed that book for me1280595717128
Anonymous: I laughed so hard1280665786236
Armistice: lolz shitty movie, race to withc mountain1280666776688
Anonymous: She's cute enough to punch in the boob1280726461591
Knome: holy shit howd she know?1285626213754
Hellcat1138: epic lol1285637440662

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HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS - TEXT WHILE DRIVING IF YOU WANT TO MEET HIM
Car accident jesus advice car (384) , accident (233) , jesus (225) , advice (280)

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Furore23: Pastor Ingram wins an entire internet for this.1278008457809
Anonymous: Nice!1278562248136
anonymous: win1278567597237
Squirrely1: HEHE great one... :))))1278576751884
nukubu: i texted him...didn't meet him though...FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU1278597596703
ElCapitan: ^u weren't going 88 miles per hour tho1278673143388
iprobablyhateyou: i do love jesus text... but i don't understand the last part1278806285897
Raptor Jesus: lol christian retard ^ if you're not watching where you drive, you may crash and rip yourself into peices and bleed everywhere and get fucked by a nigger which I expect you do for being a jew zombie lover1278807696310
Anonymous: raptor that is some funny shit man lol1278810129840
Limerick: Sun worship . . . the illuminati sends more signals. >.> They hide in plain sight. <.<1281117783342
Raptor Jesus: thanks anon1281124009752
MrAnthrope: Haha. The nearby church in town has this on their board right now. And my phone has speech-to-text for txting, so, moot. Try keeping up with technology, churches.1281316460960
CrayPhish: Jesus won't text back. He's too busy getting his nails done...1283564857911
Jovi: haha little messages like these on churches are neat. i've seen a few out and about1283578813855

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Fuck!
Stephen hawking jesus heaven stairs christopher reeve wheelchair stephen hawking (12) , jesus (225) , heaven (14) , stairs (45) , christopher reeve (1) , wheelchair (27)

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Anonymous: Christopher Reeve1245523291826
Anonymous: HAHA pwned1245630861697
Anonymous: damn...someone got it wrong big time. Surprised they didn't tag jesus as allah.1245633590941
Anonymous: ^ They're both just as likely to be supernatural beings.1245634246951
Bubble: I could have tought an ant to shoop better than this1246825338158
Anonymous: ^ please do so1246843176675
Anonymous: "Surprised they didn't tag jesus as allah." If you want me to, I will.1247018215950
Anonymous: Oh god yes --- I mean Allah yes that would be fucking funny as hell1247018512132
GOD: This was actually not long ago , we only had stairs . Who the hell wants all these handicapped people around ? They are so depressing . Open the hole and send them to hell . We do have a Transporter now , but we only use it on the funny ones .1248210046453
Anonymous: Fuck!1248210730388
AGENTDORK: DUDE I CANT STOP LAUGHING1264812657272
\m/: I may have alzheimer's, but at least I don't have alzheimer's.1264812831676
lonerstoner45: HA!1264823507902
Anonymous: Jus in case u didn get this, its a fail cz whoever shooped this thot Christopher Reeve(Superman) was Stephen Hawking(Smartest Retard on Earth who obviously doesn't believe in Jesus but believes in Science)1275833023212

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Jesus swastika cross
Jesus swastika cross jesus (225) , swastika (83) , cross (31)

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Anonymous: Whoa! Jesus had hand feet!1243211818414
Anonymous: that is really messed up that is the son of god1263938080442
Anonymous: Fuck jesus and fuck your fake god dumbass!1263938694357
Anonymous: i think you're all asking for a ticket to hell. fucking blasphemy1263940025941
snatchsquatch: ^^troll fail1264326509563
Anonymous: he died for yor... Wtf???1264327417199
Anonymous: <31268541282890
Anonymous: How the juden crucified Aryan Jesus (real cause of WWII)1268558487168
Anonymous: Sweet!! Nail that mother fucker up!!1268766106160
Anonymous: crosstika.1268984403890
Grave: 卐 Jesus is 卐1268995492237
Anonymous: ?1268996114411
Anonymous: whoops, shouldnt have been born jewish!!!1279326255358
toasteroven69: HEY!!! Get back in the oven King Jew!!!1279329390728

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brb - lol
Jesus brb lol jesus (225) , brb (4) , lol (62)

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Bubble: Jesus the Jew on a crosbow?1248206129578
Bubble: FIRE!1248206521612
GOD: OMFMe !!!!! You are so Fucking Me Damn Funny Bubble - (Hey Son - come look at this Bubble just made fun of you again and this one is so Me Damn funny I almost pissed myself.)1248207237953
Anonymous: if it wasn1248211062674
Jesus: Yah !Ha Ha !!! Now leave me alone . I was masturbat....... playing World Of Warcraft before you interrupted me . That is kind of funny . I guess it does look like a crossbow .1248224613987
God: rofl1255164735474
Blasphemy: You're going to hell for that.1269252193744
Bonerpunch: Can Jesus haz cheezeburger now1269266678874
Anonymous: win!1271095067419
Grave: witty1271095409779
GalacticStar: nice1301059549239
Anonymous: i dont believe it1301059701996
Anonymous: may god have mercy on you and i pray he reaches you before you die and its too late for your soul1314148232610
Burrgeezy: ^christ fag1314148889232

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Religion mohamed jesus blowjob
Religion mohamed jesus blowjob religion (396) , mohamed (1) , jesus (225) , blowjob (572)

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Anonymous: And I thought allah only did donkeys1252193036282
Anonymous: thats NOT allah, it Muhamed, "his" prophet.1252272104460
Anonymous: peter be upon him!1252273486271
jackfrosty: Allah, moohomminid, jeebus, xenu same old bullshit different hat!1252503464484
Anonymous: chan4chan crosses the line! Fuck u chan4chan!1252543114565
pornophobe: that would make a good t-short1252554858942
Anonymous: moham -> this dick tastes better than my 8 year old wife1252554984725
jackfrosty: 4565... Try to understand teh truth... On ANY chan... There IS NO LINE.1252556245639
ThrillBilly: wtf are t-shorts?1252556740853
Hughbie: Must be like a t-back g-string...I'm guessing a gay thing..1252556963684
ThrillBilly: must be a gay euro thing..1252557949732
Squirrely1: 1252554984725 ...So you married a lady in the old folks home...LULZ1252565592978
thedude50: Somebody's going to hell for this one.1252574596719
Anonymous: wait till the muslims learn how to use the internet... then you will reap the suffering1252791513534

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Jesus eels
Jesus eels jesus (225) , eels (2)

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Anonymous: where is this from?1275104804250
Luke Perry: from real life you mohammad1277003014331
Deswegen… Unbill!!!: once he even turned a deaf man into eel porn! if god had a son he would probably be like jesus1293411440629
MrPerspective: ^^^ Well, d'uh! It's an image from C4C they're looking at!1303622766931
Crackhead FezMonkey: Jesus was well hung.1453095409197
darkstan: LOL1453095652742
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Jesus is coming Somebody grab a towel!
Jesus is coming Somebody grab a towel! Jesus is coming (1) , Somebody grab a towel! (1)

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DutchGuy: lol1251279146195
Hughbie: for fucks sake jesus, get your hand off it and go get laid.1251279459959
WackyAnimation: this answers a lot of questions about thoese annoying bilboards1251309494971
Anonymous: fuck you:|1251317795745
Bubble: "NO YOU"1251317955490
Anonymous: LOL - it's through the nail hole in his hand1253477818408
cockwarmer: thanks, captain obvious!1253485093103
Anonymous: Sarcasmless thanks - noticed it just now1253489479515
Anonymous: youre soo going to hell1265153032110
OmenKun: funny shit man1265159669791
keithabarron: owie1270584149661
Anonymous: I always wondered why it snowed year round in Antarctica1271009535605
Anonymous: wat1271204333436
YPPQ: no comment1271207740902

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Jesus + He-man smoking a joint
Weed joint jesus he-man weed (323) , joint (40) , jesus (225) , he-man (3)

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Anonymous: is this from moral orel1248908498866
Anonymous: I lol'd1264143617793
Pyro: I smoked1264145262150
ghostoftime: Coo!1264159258903
goatman67: ... Jesus... and... he-man... no...no...NOOOOOOO-oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOSOOOSOSOOSOSOSOSOOS)1264888785119
Anonymous: there is tobacco laying right there1264889847445
Anonymous: one more hit. just one more b4 i pass out.1266080430872
Rayray: ant got time for this i need some kush bye1296868958614
Weed: They're in Sweden. The matches gives them away. Hurry, Christfags, hurry!1296871975842
Feefdoodle: aaaw you spilled shake in the coke wtf1297031701315
BnSneky: what the..........1297031935128
MAELSTHUR: bahahahah I wanna some too pls geezy1297097783952
Pyro: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAAAAAAAAAANNN1303292569127
Germania88: Van Nelle <31317811821315

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-HEY JESUS. AM I GOING TO HELL? -YES, ERIC. -WTF, WHY!? -BECAUSE YOU SUCK, LOL. -OWNED
Jesus jesus (225)

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Bubble: lol1248088898834
Hughbie: haha....love it.1248099960944
GOD: Hey Son !!!! Someone just posted another funny picture of you .1248222374834
Jesus: Would you please STFU and leave me alone . I am trying to masturbate in here and you keep yelling at me .1248223335562
Anonymous: shoulda said pwned1248232981791
Bubble: thats what i was thinking, but wasn't such a sad bastard to mention it...1248273377621
Jesus: actually I was there and she did say - OWNED . Dumb blondes . If she had been brunette or red head - PWNED .1248284930966
Noztik@RS: Hey! My name is eric!.... BOOHOO!1264964424714
Anonymous: seen funnier. it is not funny just because "lol" and "owned" are used, be a bit creative ffs1264965463244
moosty: ▲1265285099576
moosty: ▲ ▲1265285115414
Mitsay: Now this one is awesome! ROFL1266073785542
Anonymous: loled1270951069958
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Egg jesus easter rabbit religion art
Egg jesus easter rabbit religion art egg (59) , jesus (225) , easter (10) , rabbit (28) , religion (396) , art (1148)

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Anonymous: now it all makes sence!!1273108065521
Anonymous: to soon1273154857262
urrong: sensealkdsjfalskjdf tooooo1273558704654
wupme: Actually neither the bunnys nor the eggs have something directly to do with east. The eggs are just there because its forbidden to eat them in the weeks before easter... so people ate the huge amounts of eggs that piled up when it was allowed again. The easter bunny is a newer creation just for kids to entertain them.1274544796380
crackerkiller5: ^cool story brah^1274719044927
Anonymous: Eggs and rabbits are both there because older religions held the day that Easter took as a celebration for fertility.1285799884725
Flarp: That's a whole lotta Jesus!1285801939631
the7rafe7: who came first, the jesus egg or the wabbit... or your mother1285802667151
Anonymous: so that's the reason1285962652986
Anonymous: Dont be stupid. Easter is a pagan festival. Oestra was the godess of fertility. Bunny rabbits shag like rabbbits and eggs need no explanation. It has nothing to do with christianity.1286307756212
WannEatFud: and that is the REAL story behind where Jeesus came from1286311141117
sickfuck88: this is so fucking gay1288496926552
Anonymous: i believe, this is the truth1309464843425
MrPerspective: Hunh? Jesus was resurrect-clone-hatched from a rabbit's chocolate egg? Tempting as it may be, I'm not sure that religion stuff of yours fully convinces me... While you're at it, why not say he was the glow-in-the-dark baby of a dove and a virgin jewish juvenile jailbait? Just a jolly jester, you are!1309467534245

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Jesus jackass
Jesus jackass jesus (225) , jackass (2)

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craz8bomber: hahaha!!! no words better1318173326947
zayl: loled1318653554864
MrSandyNigger: PFfAHAHAHAHA1318702488166
paraxdnb: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH1318807269119
Anonymous: lol'd1318823118759
Lickathesplit: Got his ass slapped good in that dungeon there, so that's where this fetish came from...1319024886431
Yeshua: Last time I was like a lamb. This time I shall be a lion.1319275296512
Anonymous: repost and sick disrespectful shit1333867580225
Greeft: ^ Yep, and that's what makes it fucking funny. Almost all comedy is at someone's expense.1333868230281
MrSandyNigger: ^^Christfag.1333868703324
Greeft: Happy Easter chan4chan folks. ==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcixH4yc4_w P.S. The christfag anon at the top probably shouldn't click this link lol.1333881107479
Anonymous: well - did he burn the roman imperialist flag before like some arabs to before and next to people doing that to themselves too?1333881236125
Anonymous: having a go at seeing how much of my body will survive after a 3 day comatosis, brb - couldnt organize my stuff all munnies from the arabs/indians in the beginning lost by father josef - quite bad, went depressive, so i had other people take it out on me, at least there was other people writing about that because - well, cant read and write worth shit, thats why my nickname is jesus - dunce1333881359983
bshaun2: I'm white trash and I'm in trouble1333884273417

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PIKACHU BLOWING JESUS - Now you've seen it all
Pikachu jesus blowjob rule 34 pikachu (36) , jesus (225) , blowjob (572) , rule 34 (177)

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Greeft: Rule 34 applies.1279279170632
the7rafe7: haha yes it does...1279297732275
Jackfrosty: WOW!!!1281360452206
ChuckleNutz: Looks Photoshopped ta me...1281385958994
Anonymous: Rule 34...... that says it all1281386043930
Limerick: Haven't seen jesus blowing pikachu yet.1281386125567
Anonymous: Give it 10 days.1281386173560
Sasi: Then on the third day he ejaculated.1281386469905
Pyro: ^ And it was good1281428731728
Anonymous: shopped1281429039998
Anonymous: 341281435300809
Anonymous: Delete This Picture1283438299110
Jesus: ^GTFO1283461194374
FutureMovement: This picture doesn't show any respect, that's why it should be deleted, maybe we can post a picture for pikachu fucking the one who posted this picture1283461993324

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Jesus brian song
Jesus brian song jesus (225) , brian (8) , song (18)

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Anonymous: always look on the BRIGHT...1273545576568
CreepisKryp: ...Si-ide of Life...1273563880574
DutchGuy: life's a piece of shit... when you look at it...1273600525564
Anonymous: Jesus can you see my house from there?1273901937778
Anonymous: *whistles*1275401968223
Anonymous: Look, you've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!1275409667893
Anonymous: Yes, we are all individuals!1275409895579
Hughbie: So please follow me.....1275410143808
Anonymous: You're all different!1275410223101
Anonymous: I'm not.1275410237455
Anonymous: Shh!1275410593790
Hughbie: Oi.....just follow me blindly please...1275410685417
Anonymous: Biggus Dickus ftw1275411011656
Hughbie: OI....no biggus dickus please...just follow me....blindly...please....I...I know it all....1275411234259

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Atheists: Do you believe in raptor jesus?
Religion atheist raptor jesus religion (396) , atheist (50) , raptor (41) , jesus (225)



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iprobablyhateyou: the7rafe7... you are a dumbfuck1273153990121
Anonymous: I believe in raptors watching the tour the france :-D "Velo-see-Raptors" they're called ;-)1273154584480
Anonymous: what is a raptor jesus?1273174518482

Anonymous		 ^ newfag
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Anonymous: i believe there was once a raptor whose name was raptor jesus, but i do not believe he gave himself for anyone except for the tyrannosaurus who eated him1273175441688
Anonymous: I belive in holy Santa, does that make me a theist?1273180271251
the7rafe7: ^ lolol what is a theist?1273197828651
Greeft: I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky!1273233964489
Anonymous: OP: Do you believe in spelling?1275064182868
FreeBirdMarine: tori spelling? :O lol1275064268463
Cod3Honor: are u tatd? raptor jesus? jesus does not exist the raptor too1275159530896
the7rafe7: i am not a tator1277948305288
AshPerty: was raptor jesus a nigger?1307089045602
Lickathesplit: Ignorant troll tries to troll ITT ...1307136963233

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Religion is a joke - Prayers
Jesus religion christian atheist jesus (225) , religion (396) , christian (50) , atheist (50)

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REQUIEM: so much WIN1304799420567
Anonymous: so true1305015700651
Anonymous: This looks like a series. Where are the other parts?1307207978745
Anon: Fair enough.... is there any other text to complement this? It is disappointing how people like to believe such ridiculous stories while they have the facts hitting hard right on their noses...1307212682942
savyp: Its all taken from godisimaginary.com Theres a lot more than this but I just took bits and pieces from a few pages1307249528447
MrPerspective: Sauce! In the name of God's Mercy and all that is Good, we need sauce for moar!1307346367918
MrPerspective: ^^ Oh. Never mind. I'll just stop praying and rely on myself. Thx, savyp. :-)1307346430837
Glennocide: cool storey bro1307354058729
Anonymous: MrPerspictive......I NEED YOUR SAUCE NOW!1307367995447
MrPerspective: ^ savyp gave it : http://godisimaginary.com And you're welcome. :-)1307585103430
sayvp: Im suprised no one has tried to argue any of these points1310140837175
Anonymous: Peter's shadow healed people, did he need to pray for these miracles? NO he didn't! He was gifted with eternal life, that's what you should pray for FIRST... It's what Jesus refers to when he say's ask, and you shall recieve... The Power from On High, from God, to heal them YOURSELF!1310141270387
savyp: These are all just stories that are not located anywhere else except in this book of fairy tales. Why do things like this not still happen? If miracles like these did in fact happen then there would be no other reason to follow any other religion because it would be clear who the one true god is. People would be slowly drawn towards this particular religon and the false gods would be weeded out1310142268310
Anonymous: If that guy was gifted with eternal life do you know where is he today? I would like him to heal my cancer1310155353100

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No no no, you hold it like this.
Jesus gun jesus (225) , gun (191)

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Anonymous: Awww how sweet. BTW: what is god's son's son's name?1247654825901
Bubble: FUCKLORD is his name, taken from the Jews.1247663614580
Hughbie: ^which jews dickhead?1247664154549
Bubble: Just in general... they are all dreamers1247664722411
Anonymous: bubble is an faggot1247708937344
Anonymous: ^ "an faggot"...well at least Bubble has good grammar unlike the pile of shite you write.1247722800138
Bubble: Just to prove god is the cause of all wars.1247737322407
Propayne: Just to prove god is much more fun in true life. This, my people, is the truth shown here.1247746585916
DutchGuy: "... and then gently squeeze the trigger... don't yank it, or you'll go off target."1253194876788
Jewnited States: Two-hand hold, Jesus. And watch the front sight...1253195786680
Hughbie: Ah fuck it...just nuke em.1253197038720
Bubble: and 7344.. Bubble is a dyke.1253199784767
throb51: no no no no like this...jews & black are like zombies.... you them in the head!1261617781458
MunevAdips: Fail, he'd rock the 471261631274879

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yo - I Died fo yo sins NIga!
Black jesus black (387) , jesus (225)

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.........: NEGO JESUS1284329837677
Flarp: Yeah right. If Jesus' was black we wouldn't know who his father was. (not racist. Just love a good joke)1284373002585
YuLiekPicturz: flarp gtfo of the internet seriously.. no racist.. just gtfo and hate them stealing niggers1284402538270
Flarp: lolz.1284408682206
Flarp: No offense, Soul Jesus, but if you died for my sins I supposed the justice system needs serious investigation. Nevertheless, bro-fist. After all, you are not a Muslim... ....or are you..? (That kills me. 'Muslims. I was gonna bro-fist one.")1284443743957
Pyro: He rode into town on an ass......1289123332981
Anonymous: jesus couldn't have been black... he had a job1289186183545
al: He was a white American, possibly a Marine.1289186516672
GibblesNBits: Black or white jesus are both retarded.. He was born in fucking Jerusalem way way back when they didn't have plane's to go fly around... So obviously he's Jewish.. Which explains why everyone is supposed to give a tenth of their earnings to get to heaven... Damned greedy jews.. >:-(1292359261145
Disruptive: How many black jews do you know? I cant think of a single one. Not only that, next your prob gonna tell me the tooth fairy and santa are black too.1292359743636
Redrocco: Sammy Davis Jr jr1292359774902
Psilofyr: Lenny Kravitz is a Black Jew just for your info.1292359889755
Disruptive: Ok well he isnt a whole black. I just love how half breeds claim to be black.1292389313498
Weed: Black Jesus.1295965674343

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Thanks, Jesus, for this food - de nada
Food jesus religion spain prayer mexican thanks mexico food (245) , jesus (225) , religion (396) , spain (13) , prayer (6) , mexican (19) , thanks (11) , mexico (32)

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RubberG: Guess where Julio takes a piss? I don't see any Porta Potties.1326675986115
LastResort: ^ on your GFs face?1326676796398
m4k3k3: winer1326678155493
RubberG: ^^ I don't have any Gay Friends.1326683268302
Quantum69: LOL LR1326694219413
Furore23: I'm not worried, everything I eat comes from a space laboratory.1326712210764
Moongrim: Just Gay Lovers... I suppose that birds, bees, and other wildlife hold it in when passing through the fields.1326727996303
USA! USA! USA! USA!: Everything I eat comes out of cans and sealed plastic wrap, so no niggers or wetbacks would have been able to piss on it1326734397638
RubberG: ^ what about all the mexicans that work at the factory? l worked at a salmon cannery in Alaska when I was younger and we filled a can with an ashtray full of cigarette butts once.1326735527462
Anonymous: i believe1326735601722
@USA!USA!USA!USA!: You dumb fuck cracka the factory can food must get there food somewhere... Bottom line you still get piss food, dang stupid dumb yellow bitches1326748652674
Anonymous: why do they call them white people if there yellow, so they are color people too1326748882694
LastResort: RubberG for minute story of the year!1326755695266

idrankallthebeer		 not again hayzooz!
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U cant touch this - Stop! - Hammer time.
Jesus crucifiction stop hammertime jesus (225) , crucifiction (1) , stop (29) , hammertime (5)

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GOD: Hey Son !!!! Jesus Christ !!! Stop playing World of Warcraft and get in here . Someone just posted another funny picture of you . You have got to see this . LMFAO !!!!!!!1248219779973
Bubble: lol1249072719983
Anonymous: LOL im goin to hell anyway so laughing at this is ok1249200282231
cockwarmer: Jesus - LvL 59 Undead Death Knight on Frostwolf. Recently, he found out that with /2 more people can see his spam than wit /y.1249220085291
Hughbie: thats more like it...my style...fucking hammer 'em in....nail that fucker to that fucking cross like the cunt he is....1249223451223
Anonymous: MC HAMMER... HAHAHAHA LOL1252311646608
Furore23: Don't hurt 'em, Jesus!1277310147970
gom: ROFL! : D1277313320686

Redrocco
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sUNz: omg omg omg <31284133281819
Jesus: WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP CALLING ME?!!1284144614157
Greeft: Superfreak!1284146542896

Redrocco
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Anonymous: Jesus gets nailed1344945754231

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JESUS - How Christians see him - How historians see him - How Mormons see him - How blacks see him - How he sees himself - What he really is
Jesus religion thread atheist pov jesus (225) , religion (396) , thread (1018) , atheist (50) , pov (4)

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Lexicon: So... the historians are really wrong?1331852686774
Everdark: the blank square should probably be a skeleton or a mommy....1331860248753
RubberG: LOL! fucking niggers! Won't be long and snow men will be black.1331862279291
Mephisto: No Everdark...because Jesus did not exist1333488811603
Anonymous: seems about legit1363655690170
Anonymous: True christians don't know what Jesus looks like. Leave it to a dumbass atheist to post a pic like this Pff1363664642934
Anonymous: No one knows how he looks like those are renditions1363664709472
Cheesecake: All funny but mormons? lol1419493075671
Cheesecake: Did Everdark say "mommy"?1419493228884
Anonymous: Atheists are so unhappy.1420440604626
Jebus help us: Empty space reserved for Kermit the Frog.1420744381716
Jebus help us:: My head hurts because it's empty space.1420744425956
Jebus help us: Trololol1420753184201
Jebus help us:: :)1420761886567

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Religion jesus dildo cross
Religion jesus dildo cross religion (396) , jesus (225) , dildo (151) , cross (31)

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Anonymous: "I have Jesus inside of me"1241114806899
Anonymous: holy dicks!1241116721508
Anonymous: All for the love of Jesus, since it's Jesus loving you it isn't wrong.1243816175736
Anonymous: the power of Christ vaginally compels you1243817496160
Anonymous: Explains why Mary was a virgin...1246050905429
iseekdrugs: its like the exorcist1247102667473
Anonymous: well for the love of god...oh hang on...1247123075884
Anonymous: O Cum all ye faithfull1247141182418
Qmshot: use on demon pussy1247618762867
Oa: Guess it doesn't matter where you hang it as long as it's well-hung.1247927281262
rach3l: there's a little bit of Jesus in us all1248934227489
Anonymous: Prepare to recieve the coming of the lord!!!1248945665998
anontyMouse: made of communion wafer - makes your sexed organs chaste again. (The vatican's secret weapon)1249078723694
Jesus is Lord: this is very disrespectful. making love is a beautiful thing. not to be degraded by these satanic tools1250003666491

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Black jesus nigger religion
Black jesus nigger religion black (387) , jesus (225) , nigger (628) , religion (396)

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Warg: who?1279774307576
beepb00p: ^ it's niggerjesus, you a-hole1279774353947
Gabagool: ^ bwaa-haa-haa-haa!1279775583704
Anonymous: R.I.P. Katt Williams1280779586455
sickfuck88: so do we burn the cross first?1280780710617
Pyro: ^ Question is, What DONT wwe burn first1280780741297
Anonymous: not Jesus - it's Prophet Tyrone from Nazareth1280781624857
Pyro: I rode into town on an ass YO MAMAS ASS1280819620458
DEADBOLT: LOOOL Tyrone of Nazareth1281295281867
crackerkiller5: science be praised!1281329467147
Anonymous: RIP Lil Wayne1281418317162
Anonymous: everyone knows jesus is a mexican name1281586077360
Anonymous: You'd think that if god was real he would do more to make his son look less like a muppet.1281587534497

XENU
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Jesus judgement day show your tits i will judge
Jesus judgement day show your tits i will judge jesus (225) , judgement (2) , day (5) , show your tits (1) , tits (2509) , i will judge (1) , judge (12)

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Anonymous: rolf if only i was jesus1245636678393
Anonymous: old news... we all know jesus is a horny bastard ... but what do a gay guy want with tits? He got his harem of easy fuck boys... wasn't it 12 of them?1251285118597
lastwinj: I support this message.1255911724976
roflz: 4chan has already seen my tits.1255919239947
FalzeProphet: i haven't1255919484895
roflz: Sucks for you. I see them all the time.1255919994775
FalzeProphet: proof or it didn't happen :p (I'm really not this much of a douche I swear.)1255920447199
brutalninja: i love horney jesus! we need to see him more1255952768936
roflz: haha Falze my tits are on 4chan right nao. Just letting you know.1256277762550
Anonymous: post it to chan4chan then i'll care1256304771643
Anonymous: haha1256310800624
roflz: I don't post my own tits!1256312887791
FalzeProphet: link?1256316272283
Anonymous: desperate?1257572829773

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Jesus stab
Jesus stab jesus (225) , stab (8)

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rdogg: its was the stabbath AHAHAHAHA1271562683715
Aalfred666: HA HA sucks for him!1271562871728
destituteraven: no sucks for you cause your the sinful one1271622999836
Anonymous: Die son of a bitch!1271668338595

Kyle		 Kill Jesus!
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Synonymous: DO IT FAGGOT!1272801086215
alkolol: PIEK tihihihihi :31272801402770
Anonymous: Poor Jesus is a JEW! Eat it Kyle, you jew-fag!1272817806726
jesus: son, i am dissappoint1272818638483
Grave: He died for our sins.1272833622223
rudey: did he died?1272835080621
TikiTime: Dammit Cartman, why do you always have to poke things with sticks?1272861559904
Anonymous: † † †1272866251673
Anonymous: your crosses are upside down sir.1272891586486

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Jesus dies on pg. 681
Bible spoiler religion jesus bible (44) , spoiler (4) , religion (396) , jesus (225)

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fappa-choppa: He died 4 us u know1241622195151
Anonymous: I thought he died so we could have Christmas & Easter holidays LOL1241627687950
Anonymous: I will one day die for him. So it's even, I owe him nothing.1241628531317
Amomynous: Jesus is just alright with me - Doobies1241637953139
Anonymous: he died just for us? how kind. Dumb, but kind. Now gimme more holidays.1241662795670
wwwww: my gardner dies on pg. 681? wtf?1242020355759
Anonymous: religion..yawn...man made bullshit to keep the majority under control...suckers...1242025465213
Anonymous: soo tru. remember anons, adults with immaginary friends are stupid.1242071360965
Anonymous: You're a bunch of fools. You just don't think ANYONE could possibly be smarter or better than you.1242517894290
Anonymous: 1242517894290...lol....did anyone say anything about who's smarter? You forget, religion is man made....but then I guess with your lack of logical thinking and lack of common sense you'll just keep ranting like a fuckwit that you are....fool, go read your poofy bible...1242522250807
Anonymous: 1242071360965,1242025465213...Making Inferences and Drawing Conclusions, you should have paid attention in school...if you have schools in your country?1243049205884
Anonymous: All I'm saying is. If this thing is the1243054563930
Anonymous: All I'm saying is. If this thing is the "truth", then why can't they get the date of Easter right? I mean it IS 3 days later.1243054595781
Anonymous: how did you get the mushrooms off?1243058784138

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Jesus statue pole cross
Jesus statue pole cross jesus (225) , statue (77) , pole (13) , cross (31)

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Anonymous: LMAO1250467917123
Anonymous: shopped?1250472228128
Anonymous: ^^ who cares? It's hilarious! lol1250473510373
DutchGuy: he died to absolve our sins and to give us alternating current1250476990995
DutchGuy: or are those telephone lines? over here we bury our cables.1250480258193
Joker961: Jesus died for our FIOS...1250551744580
ThrillBilly: ^^^ lol1250556045771
Joker961: Thank you, thank you. I'm here till I find another job...1250557398106
Anonymous: XD1254804286956
Hughbie: Thats more like it...and stay up there ya useless prick.1254806511940
Anonymous: Jesus died for our FIOS(wires)... (porn video streaming) <- my case1255472478529
Hughbie: Ah, so he did have a use after all....Now where was that nun porn....1255472696295
zalzankavol: Jesus died for our.... wait a minute.....FAIL1255482508700
Anonymous: Urban Jesus1314808124381

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Banana Jesus
Banana Jesus banana (52) , Jesus (225)

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pawnhamster: deep-freeze it and sell on e-bay before it rots1263228528202
DEADBOLT: its Jesus :D1263238446192
Anonymous: Whoa! And I thought it was the GEICO caveman!1263239409110
johnnynothumbs: nope. DARTH VADER1263272977987
flarp: Jesus has gone bananas! He must have lost his lease!1263294884514
WR104Gamma: Its... Its.. A banana.. People want so much to have proof of this mythological folk hero they start seeing things1265050347248
ieatoutreg: Looks like Beavis1268754151679
c4caddict: whee r u putting that one?1268863345953
c4caddict: hey is that bevis?1268863366753
sUNz: nom nom1283971001167
anon: BananaJesus!1283971083901
Ironmikie: Proof! Whadda-ya have to say now?1284045820825
cliptoe: in banana we trust1284068093187
Anonymous: More like Banana Cornelius1284231619781

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BLASPHEMY - A ticket to hell has never been funnier
Blasphemy snickers Jesus blasphemy (6) , snickers (5) , Jesus (225)

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robohitler: profaning the lord has never been yummier1264192272618
Mooselem Stud: BLASPHEMY,,, another big word made up by a Pope.1264195175636
lictor: How could you belittle the name of Snickers ....Peace be upon it1282068137591
fingerofdoom: good luck with your soul sir :D1282118578801
Venator21: gah i hate snickers1282123118452
Anonymous: It would if it was Japp bar.1288717604192
Anonymous: ...or rather a Butterfinger.1288717820897
Anonymous: lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo1288718169122
Nickeh43: But what would he do for a klondike bar?1288719565839
Anonymous: I love snickers lol1288724385126
Anonymous: and for a klondike bar he would die on the cross to1288724418509
catcall: the make of this photo will but, but he will laugh his ass of doin it1290648695345
al: Want candy bar.1290649121408
Anonymous: Burn in Hell, bitch. May Michael Jackson skullfuck you.1290652441983

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Jesus shotgun art republican smoke
Jesus shotgun art republican smoke jesus (225) , shotgun (12) , art (1148) , republican jesus (1) , smoke (108)

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K@z: I'll be back!1264186369515
Anonymous: holy shit this is awesome1274013057354
Anonymous: when the holy spirit comes... man, u guys are fukd.. I hope I got away..1274266424638
dff: Turn the other cheek, jewish faggot!1274279648547
Anonymous: Fightin' Jesus is coming for you pedos1274286378424
Anonymous: MEXICAN JESUS!!! LOL1274286638856
Anonymous: Border patrol jesus1274286821176
Anonymous: Not pronounced Jesus - Heysus1278039345239
veranet: Jesus Returns: Zombie Slayer1278052978837
Furore23: If the Christ was this badass, I'd convert on the spot.1278061503182
DutchGuy: ask yourself this... what would republican jesus smoke?1278145700129
enemanonymous: ^ penis1278149942926
NigBickDigger: praise jesus in the name of jesus1278866367464
boss: I like the idea of a "Badass Jesus". The turn the other cheek Jesus is a very poor marketing image1278916133432

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I DIED FOR CHRIST'S SINS
Tree jesus christmas xmas tree (123) , jesus (225) , christmas (18) , xmas (54)

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Wr104Gamma: I plant a tree every Christmas as a big yuk foo to the commercialization of a gift giving secular holiday1263552656415
iprobablyhateyou: lol'd1263568520680
flarp: Festive win!1263620291543
wibbly: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tree1263821814938
YuLiekPicturz: very nice1293202921560
Finest: not bad.....even tho the tree has nothing to do with jesus or the bible1293208597215
Anonymoose: the tree died1293221354335
Wr104Gamma: ^So did jesus, but he wasn't real.. Kinda like a plastic tree people keep recycling1297195361446
MrPerspective: Epic brilliance! :-)1303622001406
Hughbie: gotta love that...fucking keeriste1328024024276
BnSneky: damn1328024471742
The fiz: uncool1345505874822
Crackhead Fezmonkey: If you don't sin, jesus died for nothing.1433122745873
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