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IF JESUS RETURNS, KILL HIM AGAIN. undoJesus.org
Undo jesus protest undo (1) , jesus (227) , protest (196)

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Anonymous: has the advantage of being recusrive1242398661559
Anonymous: jesus doesnt die. hes like a zombie1243106814600
Gen Geo Patton IV: BigFoot is my Messia!1243123651741
night: This looks like a job for the Italians!1243187763546
Anonymous: ^LOL. Italians are a set of fukken cowards, your better off with the french (and thats saying something) LOL1243195594260
Anonymous: ^ You're a dumb ass. Have you ever heard about the crucifixion story? Pontius Pilate? Jews taking Jesus to the Romans for execution? No? You don't have to believe in that story, but at least know it. Until then, STFU.1243206656891
Gen Geo Patton IV: BigFoot was also misunderstood1243211228475
Samps: Guys like this will accept any religion or belief, as long as they can use it as an excuse to be an asshole to complete strangers. And somehow, he thinks he's an intellectual because of it.1249337326239
Anonymous: What I love is all the little pseudo intellectuals that think that going on tantrums on how they don't believe in anything really does anything more than provide them brief comfort in their meaningless lives. If I'm wrong the same thing happens to me as to you. If you are wrong....helLOLZ!!1!1249389928314
Anonymous: ...oh, and before the "I am teh smartz atheist, me no flying spaggeti monster, BIG BANG!!!" posts get here, let me just also add how much happier most people of faith are than all of you. Go spend your welfare check on some pot or something so you can approximate that for a few moments.1249390537206
sinonymous: Yeah, you fucking non believers don't know what it's like to be fucked up the arse by your preist. So, NO YOU!1249936710498
Bubble: I cant be arsed to read whats peen posted by you lost so FUCK YEAH! KILL THE JEW!1249936995750
Anonymous: so the theory is that without religion, nobody gets fucked up the ass. I'm skeptical1249940581338
Hughbie: I love how pseudo intellectuals rant on here about atheists. Why can't you fuckers just keep your shit to yourself and we'll believe in what the fuck ever we want to, or not believe in anything at all....and you can go hold onto your beliefs...I honestly don't give a flying fuck what someone believes in, but don't try to make others believe or understand the same. Fucking religious twats....stfu.1249958848402

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My palms still hurt like shit. Make them pay. Big time. - Jawohl.
Jesus comic hitler christian religion jew jesus (227) , comic (464) , hitler (142) , christian (50) , religion (396) , jew (197)

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Anonymous: roflmao1290963248782
AchtungJuden!: Haha, nice one. Jewish lies: youtube[DOT]com/watch?v=KGK983zVOw41290972462597
BnSneky: hahaha1290972508472
shitk1cker: his autobiogrphy explains Jesus was killed by Romans1290979305913
AchtungJuden!: ^Jews chose to kill Jesus, they pleased it to the Romans.1290980302559
AchtungJuden!: ^*pleaded1290980829518
darkstan: ^Keep trying, dumbkopf.1290981291120
AchtungJuden!: ^FAIL-argument, greed-jiddboy.1290981456517
Rorix: And this is how it began1291228889692
Jesus: My palms still fuckin hurt1291229012910
Munster: And Hitler died for your sins too...1291801869431
crackerkiller5: lol1292215539461
Anonymous: For Adolf so loved the world that he gave his only begotten life to rid it of allthe nasty jewvermin1292649089141

Munster
He got into some Chucky stuff after resurrection...
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WWRJD? - WHAT WOULD REPUBLICAN JESUS DO?
Republican jesus religion republican (15) , jesus (227) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: Republican Jesus would kick your fucking ass for not believing.1247675002322
Bubble: It's only a storie book, so probley give in his arms, and live hapley ever after in prison, with Bubba.1247675622503
Anonymous: Republican Jesus would condemn fags and later he would jerk off other men in an airport bathroom stall1247683735153
Bubble: wtf? 5153? you been taking my drugs?1247684606915
Anonymous: he would start by blowing the shit out of Obama and all the other democrats in office.1247702127450
Anonymous: Republican Jesus would crucify Liberal Jesus1247705421663
Anonymous: "Republican Jesus would crucify Liberal Jesus ", no he f'n wodln¡t, he¡d send a bunch of working class guys dressed as soldiers to do it1248706345941
Anonymous: he would get sacrificed by zee jews1248758975646
crackerkiller5: FUCK YEA!!!!!!1258073877754
Anonymous: he would kill those romans and jews and then smoke a cigar1258076554511
BeaversNDucks: he would start by spending all of America's money, then blame it all on the liberals. Also he would start another war in Iraq because his dad didn't finish. Then he would do all the right things to make the public who was on his side hate him and call him the worst lord EVER!!!!!1258087777732
Anonymous: I detect no bias there^ </sarcasm>1258089397948
BeaversNDucks: it can't be biased if it's true1258089619453
kinganonymous: NAH... just "David Republic" all states by not only israel, LOL1260833637367

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Black jesus nigger religion
Black jesus nigger religion black (392) , jesus (227) , nigger (630) , religion (396)

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Warg: who?1279774307576
beepb00p: ^ it's niggerjesus, you a-hole1279774353947
Gabagool: ^ bwaa-haa-haa-haa!1279775583704
Anonymous: R.I.P. Katt Williams1280779586455
sickfuck88: so do we burn the cross first?1280780710617
Pyro: ^ Question is, What DONT wwe burn first1280780741297
Anonymous: not Jesus - it's Prophet Tyrone from Nazareth1280781624857
Pyro: I rode into town on an ass YO MAMAS ASS1280819620458
DEADBOLT: LOOOL Tyrone of Nazareth1281295281867
crackerkiller5: science be praised!1281329467147
Anonymous: RIP Lil Wayne1281418317162
Anonymous: everyone knows jesus is a mexican name1281586077360
Anonymous: You'd think that if god was real he would do more to make his son look less like a muppet.1281587534497

XENU
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Love-Making JESUS - The son of GOD will never say no
Jesus love-making jesus (227) , love-making (1)

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Anonymous: wrong.1246337492325
Anonymous: if you don't give jesus love.1246339600143
Anonymous: some ppl really need help ........sick1246412099532
Anonymous: Yeah. How could you not lend Jesus your lovewand?1246412946996
Anonymous: 1246339600143 - I bet has an inflatable sheep under his bed ^^^^^^^^^^^^^1246413076850
Anonymous: 1246412099532.. help is at hand so don't fret dear christian faggot...you can also get an Allah or Buddah version....1246414559456
Anonymous: Wow... lol1246452735704
Jesus: <31246471685450
Allah: "you can also get an Allah ... version...." <31246481018277
God: Jesus, was this your fucking idea? I'm not impressed son. Now get back on your cross you little shit.1246487361364
Anonymous: Hey, asshole! Leave your son alone... with me.1246489308855
God: Oi, look here you little cunt, I didn't go through all that shit to have jesus fart arseing about with crap like this. I mean we have those pesky muslims to tkae care of and those fucking mormoms who just give me the total shits. They never leave me alone. For fucks sake, if they're not careful I'll send them a fucking shipful of these bloody things.1246513828963
Anonymous: i'd buy it1246685342130
Anonymous: What if Jesus approves of sex but not the mocking him.Lighten up.1264734979796

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DIVINE INTERVENTIONS
Religion shop dildo jesus religion (396) , shop (28) , dildo (153) , jesus (227)

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RIPBnSneky: Oh my yes please. These come in handy now that i dont comment1338837393868
NonComposMentis: THIS SHIT IS HOT AS FUCK. GIVE ME SOME OF THAT1338837480378
fiveby5: straight from the manger, the baby jebus buttplug gives her that anal halo she's always wanted.1338871806387
Anonymous: why no muslim faggot dildo? pussy?1353040703510
Anonymous: sold exclusively to the muslim population1353069417967
Anonymous: all you fuckers goin' to hell....:D1353099337985
Cheesecake: I'll take 1 Jackhammer Jesus and 1 Virgin Mary, Both in black1353099760326
pepe64: Where is muhammad's child-ripper-dildo?1353100471105
Chanonymous: I notice the company didn't have the balls to make one called Allah1358060302843
Bulbasaur111919: I regularly shit an Allah out each day so it wouldn't be that useful for me.1358083398261
Anonymous: They buy wives to make male children, but keep young boys for sexual pleasure.1375847351920
Anonymous: LOL...every church should have a set.1493119936470
Anonymous: 3510: They have the goat, see?1590264064838
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Last supper evil jesus religion
Last supper evil jesus religion last supper (11) , evil (24) , jesus (227) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: last time he fucks with gazelle1248537712260
Anonymous: lol awesome1248552320782
Anonymous: rock on, horn dude1248651298389
Anonymous: >>1248537712260 i lol'd1248682722416
Anonymous: i see this before, there is one with star wars chars1252311034948
Speddy: he looks like Christmass by the Jews1252411764164
AGENTDORK: sperm1264812467140
ILoveyouBitches: Yeah, semen is tasty and juicy..1264817390970
ImaD00d: Take, eat. This is my body which I giveth to you - do this in remembrance of me.1264833520581
Anonymous: WIN1264834803533
Anonymous: i feel like i'd go to hell just looking at the pic1264837681789
AGENTDORK: dude i trolled on christians with this oh man i cant stop laughing.1265107177301
Furore23: Well, all he served up was some bread and a little fish... for twelve guests? Come on! These guys are fucking hungry!1277910895208
oh: you hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll1278397383939

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New Friend Requests!
Facebook sign religion jesus friend request satan destroy facebook (159) , sign (282) , religion (396) , jesus (227) , friend (56) , request (5) , satan (17) , destroy (4)

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Anonymous: they're both cool1278297592333
Anonymous: I deny the existance of both... wonder if Satan would buy my soul for unlimited cigars?1278397792300
rome_: ^not worth it1278410312459
bananaman: fuck cigars, we want tis'n'asses1278619353949
Anonymous: Holy shoot! I just friended Satan back yesterday! If only I had seen this sooner!!1278620754771
Nickeh43: *ignore* *ignore*1279442716648
AwesomeAnonymous!: Accept Jesus as friend! Make the first move and destroy Satan first!1287086560770
Flarp: Looks like Jesus might just destroy you, too. Maybe he'll just knock you bottom out.1287131137287
Anonymous: To accept Jesus' friend request, you must sell off everything you own and disown your entire family.1294707442520
omar's comin!: i blocked satan. hes a fag. i freinded Jesus, but only cuz i could look at his sisters pics (she has nitce tittays!)1296681924826
Anonymous: Ah,maaaan. How come the cool kids never contact me?1297502951393
pepe64: allah has poked you1355072008750
Uncle Harvey: Sorry, Satan, my ex-wife beat you to it.1355094685128
Anonymous: what if we just say yes and no to both, and get it over with?1586153908526
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Jesus
Jesus jesus (227)

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Anonymous: meh1262464533835
Apu: fapfapfap...C-C-C-CUMSHOT!!!1262468663992
Anonymous: you're sick and you will pay for it the hard way1267580962357
Anonymous: ^ lol ur god doesn't exist1267583135415
non-believer: What? Is your God gonna miraculously appear and strike us dowwwWWWWW.......ack.1267583468391
Anonymous: it's me1267583518289
His God: Ok which one of you little pricks is next?1267583655242
Anonymous: v1267585843783
Kobe Bryant: i am jesus, who is this imposter?1267586804603
Kobe Bryant: ack! ....... (x_x)1267588752532
Moongrim: Who Farted?1271371251375
Anonymous: What a piece of shit1271428415584
Anonymous: forgives you1272227526762
marcelocent: LMAO1272405857214

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Jesus is coming Somebody grab a towel!
Jesus is coming Somebody grab a towel! Jesus is coming (1) , Somebody grab a towel! (1)

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DutchGuy: lol1251279146195
Hughbie: for fucks sake jesus, get your hand off it and go get laid.1251279459959
WackyAnimation: this answers a lot of questions about thoese annoying bilboards1251309494971
Anonymous: fuck you:|1251317795745
Bubble: "NO YOU"1251317955490
Anonymous: LOL - it's through the nail hole in his hand1253477818408
cockwarmer: thanks, captain obvious!1253485093103
Anonymous: Sarcasmless thanks - noticed it just now1253489479515
Anonymous: youre soo going to hell1265153032110
OmenKun: funny shit man1265159669791
keithabarron: owie1270584149661
Anonymous: I always wondered why it snowed year round in Antarctica1271009535605
Anonymous: wat1271204333436
YPPQ: no comment1271207740902

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Santa jesus shit
Santa jesus shit santa (40) , jesus (227) , shit (239)

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Anonymous: fuckin fapped ! what a fantasy !!!1260650780361
stalker13: i lol'd1260731100778
Anonymous: I have a new found respect for Santa1260766711745
jackfrosty: Auto-erotic crucifixion... Wow...1260773898910
crackerkiller5: a fate worse than death1260780379511
themadhatter666: fuck yes!1260860823823
Anonymous: FUCK1260877508844
Anonymous: Great for Christmas Cards1260877542565
ILoveyouBitches: Fucking Jesus whith shit! Oh yeah!1260916892595
Anonymous: it's holy shit now1260996097411
ILoveyouBitches: Yeah fap fap fap fap1261009786657
herbdasher: so he can turn water to wine wonder what he turns shit into heh1261022497958
Anonymous: Thank God For the Internet, what would we do without such works of art.1261051997173
Anonymous: what the fuck is wrong with you fucking ass hole you should got hell1264981796575

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Jesus mirror
Jesus mirror jesus (227) , mirror (182)

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FalzeProphet: Even Jesus has a MySpace, and every MySpace requires a bathroom mirror picture.1256926212476
DutchGuy: blessed be the camwhores1256926826259
jackfrosty: Epic lol...1257231194122
Anonymous: Jesus - has a mustache :P1257650644400
4chansucks: gay...1257669620409
rockbandito: quick someone get my hammer and nails1260228488329
Anonymous: BEST PIC EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1260425428421
Anonymous: your god died nailed to a cross, my god carries a hammer...any questions?1260862953738
sunseterat: Merry Christmas1261730057667
JMS: I am impressed with him just not the many hypocrits profiteers and controll freaks leaching off him.1262826559191
Anonymous: save us!!!!!!1262845556981
Anonymous: JESUS CHRIST. W.T.F.!1265159538285
cilacorp: WTF1265309751716
Anonymous: haha i know this guy...from dublin his name is richie!1265343187596

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Milk lebowski dude jesus halo
Milk lebowski dude jesus halo milk (53) , lebowski (7) , dude (4) , jesus (227) , halo (8)

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feefdoodle: behold the dude1281817700716
chaimo: that's just like, yer opinion man1281839203402
Anonymous: Fuck You - it's my milk, I'll drink it out of the carton if I want to asshole!1281839627231
Phuko: shut the fuck up Anon you are out of your element1281876474391
Anonymous: The Dude Kicks Ass !1281878320525
Anonymous: RIP Charles Manson1281878493398
Greeft: Man... I hate the fucking Eagles.1281910776538
Anonymous: EAT SHIT AND DIE Phuko - I doubt you even know what an element is!1281911205160
Anonymous69: hai :31284075271404
Jackfrosty: MILK?!? Saaaad....1284085612514
chrud: i'm gonna make me a white russian. right now.1284087999612
DireWolf2012: "And even if he's a lazy man, and the Dude was most certainley that...."1335067651871

MAELSTHUR
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Tattoos: The Dude abides.1337034526146

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Cat gore jesus cross africa
Cat gore jesus cross africa cat (896) , gore (630) , jesus (227) , cross (31) , africa (216)

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Flarp: shitty1318857037518
Redrocco: fucking Haitians1318857352423
Captngeetch: Yeah...this one pissed me off too..someone should put them up on crosses1318857653514
AZO: In the beginning..was a shitbox1318857854618
Anonymous: Someone should teach them to be nice. Oh wait someone tried. And they crucified a cat in mocking of him. Tread carefully cat murderer. God likes to shake cat killers.1318857931129

RKB
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sms1982: Fucked1318865271240
MegaShit: Lollers... now do it with some bunnies1318866029275
Anonymous: fucking niggers, seriously.1318866075914
Anonymous: Romans used ropes not nails to mount thier criminals for execution.1318877124815
Anonymous: And thier crosses looked like capital T's not lower-cased t's.1318877182477
fiveby5: stupid haitians! don't they know that you have to hang the cat corpses from marionette strings so that the feline spirit can dance in the afterlife for a bountiful harvest? all this is doing is making mother gaia rigored and constipated. duh!!1318880297220
Bad Boy Bubby: God punishes these mother fuckers with AIDS so its all even in the end1318928346812
RubberG: I have Haitians a few houses down from me. They only live because its illegal for me to shoot them.1318936748387

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Jesus Last Supper drawing Bill Gates Einstein science Stephen Hawking
Jesus Last Supper drawing Bill Gates Einstein science Stephen Hawking Jesus (227) , Last Supper (11) , drawing (170) , Bill Gates (20) , Einstein (12) , science (149) , Stephen Hawking (12)

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chrud: hahaha! which one's judas?1295113721696
Anonymous: ^11 duh moron1295116314998
WeeFatPlus: thats not the last supper....FAKE1295117281316
chrud: ^^sarcasm, moron1295160812610
Nickeh43: This is someone's answer to the "If you could eat dinner with any persons dead or alive, with whom would you choose to eat?" question, isn't it?1295162867874
Anonymous: marie curie (?), newton, hawking, einstein... i'm missing a lot, someone help me out here.1295167331353
Furore23: Einstein, Sagan, Dawin... is that Huygens on the extreme left? And I guess the fourth from the right would be Archimedes? And it's hard to tell but I think the dude with the Apple phone thing is Dawkins.1295186996432
Furore23: Um, I mean Darwin herp derp.1295219183321
Anonymous: Marie Curie the woman on the left, Louis Pasteur near Stephen Hawking1295219683666
Wr104Gamma: Is that carlton from the fresh prince on the right1295810684279
Greeft: ^No.1295811520959
Wr104Gamma: I'd like to think it is... THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS1295815170741
Anonymous: Love Richard Dawkins at the end taken a pic on his phone1295815748564

Anonymous
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-HEY JESUS. AM I GOING TO HELL? -YES, ERIC. -WTF, WHY!? -BECAUSE YOU SUCK, LOL. -OWNED
Jesus jesus (227)

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Bubble: lol1248088898834
Hughbie: haha....love it.1248099960944
GOD: Hey Son !!!! Someone just posted another funny picture of you .1248222374834
Jesus: Would you please STFU and leave me alone . I am trying to masturbate in here and you keep yelling at me .1248223335562
Anonymous: shoulda said pwned1248232981791
Bubble: thats what i was thinking, but wasn't such a sad bastard to mention it...1248273377621
Jesus: actually I was there and she did say - OWNED . Dumb blondes . If she had been brunette or red head - PWNED .1248284930966
Noztik@RS: Hey! My name is eric!.... BOOHOO!1264964424714
Anonymous: seen funnier. it is not funny just because "lol" and "owned" are used, be a bit creative ffs1264965463244
moosty: ▲1265285099576
moosty: ▲ ▲1265285115414
Mitsay: Now this one is awesome! ROFL1266073785542
Anonymous: loled1270951069958
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Religion jesus dildo cross
Religion jesus dildo cross religion (396) , jesus (227) , dildo (153) , cross (31)

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Anonymous: "I have Jesus inside of me"1241114806899
Anonymous: holy dicks!1241116721508
Anonymous: All for the love of Jesus, since it's Jesus loving you it isn't wrong.1243816175736
Anonymous: the power of Christ vaginally compels you1243817496160
Anonymous: Explains why Mary was a virgin...1246050905429
iseekdrugs: its like the exorcist1247102667473
Anonymous: well for the love of god...oh hang on...1247123075884
Anonymous: O Cum all ye faithfull1247141182418
Qmshot: use on demon pussy1247618762867
Oa: Guess it doesn't matter where you hang it as long as it's well-hung.1247927281262
rach3l: there's a little bit of Jesus in us all1248934227489
Anonymous: Prepare to recieve the coming of the lord!!!1248945665998
anontyMouse: made of communion wafer - makes your sexed organs chaste again. (The vatican's secret weapon)1249078723694
Jesus is Lord: this is very disrespectful. making love is a beautiful thing. not to be degraded by these satanic tools1250003666491

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Jesus shotgun art republican smoke
Jesus shotgun art republican smoke jesus (227) , shotgun (12) , art (1154) , republican jesus (1) , smoke (108)

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K@z: I'll be back!1264186369515
Anonymous: holy shit this is awesome1274013057354
Anonymous: when the holy spirit comes... man, u guys are fukd.. I hope I got away..1274266424638
dff: Turn the other cheek, jewish faggot!1274279648547
Anonymous: Fightin' Jesus is coming for you pedos1274286378424
Anonymous: MEXICAN JESUS!!! LOL1274286638856
Anonymous: Border patrol jesus1274286821176
Anonymous: Not pronounced Jesus - Heysus1278039345239
veranet: Jesus Returns: Zombie Slayer1278052978837
Furore23: If the Christ was this badass, I'd convert on the spot.1278061503182
DutchGuy: ask yourself this... what would republican jesus smoke?1278145700129
enemanonymous: ^ penis1278149942926
NigBickDigger: praise jesus in the name of jesus1278866367464
boss: I like the idea of a "Badass Jesus". The turn the other cheek Jesus is a very poor marketing image1278916133432

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JESUS DIDN'T EXIST, YOU DO - WHO'S BETTER?
Courage wolf jesus courage wolf (15) , jesus (227)

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Anonymous: jesus did exist, he just wasnt the son of god. Hi did pull a huge crowd though... how many in your posse?1270340472556
Anonymous: ^ good point.1270869825551
Warg: If he did exist, then I'm still better... morally. Jesus caused more strife and carnage than I ever did.1270874088300
Anonymous: if He didn't exist, then why all the talk about Him?1270874143491
the7rafe7: ^ so by talking about something it makes it true..?1270892718851
Anonymous: it doesnt matter if he existed or not, point him out to me right now, i can point to myself, so right now i'm better1270896440840
dude: Jesus still exists so deal with it. If you dont believe well that go to a church and tell this to a pastor. that perso will answer your questions and complains1270912362206
Grave: HAHAHAHAHA LOLLLLL XDDDDD1270912789140
Pob: ammo1270922422939
Aalfred666: Pointless post..1271081029472
FatJesus85: Fat Jesus is better and im fat jesus so im better then Everyone mahahahahahaha1276375218677
Grave: ^fuck off1276375364281
Gewaltschwanz: er… Hitler?1276997348110
Kareloko: i´m god, faggots!1277004963448

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GOD HATES FAGS
Jesus comic sign soldier roman westboro jesus (227) , comic (464) , sign (282) , soldier (57) , roman (4) , westboro (9)

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Quantum69: Lulz, seems legit. Good thing faggots are now persecuted & discriminated against today before we have a Roman resurrection1336959108997
snipr: scientific studies show hat religion is anti fag1391406005904
darkstan: ^Are you crazy? Gay dudes love hats.1391406030720
Anonymous: ^LOL1391406606196
Furore23: http://blip.tv/brows-held-high/brows-held-high-sebastiane-42676971391424014927
Crackhead Fezmonkey: Jesus was well hung.1432793260638
Anonymous: Since homosexuality is a sin, Unless homosexuals repent and ask forgiveness for that sin and turn from it, they will go to Hell.1432841068288
Anonymous: ^your hat is too small, it's starting to affect your intellect wearing it1432948916578
Anonymous: Which version of the bible was this in again?1432954943306
Anonymous: ^Any.1551311380334
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BLOOD OF THE LAMB, MOTHERFUCKER
Jesus piss comic nazi jesus (227) , piss (66) , comic (464) , nazi (175)

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concordnhguy25: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........................gay.1307803391201
Anonymous: sweet1307885692338

Rorix
Body of Christ!
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Anonymous: cool use of his powers.1307967748937
MrPerspective: "step step step", rotfl!1308793120535
kib420: ROFLCOPTER thats full of epic win mother fucker1309633374238
Cobra: Ha! Jesus stepped on piss...1309649413916
Pyro: HA1309657209281
MrPerspective: ^^ Nazi piss... is that, like, two negatives equal one positive?1309658653716
Anonymous: you just don't find stuff like this anymore1310802088990
Flarp: Why would Christ attack a Nazi? Or, to phrase it a different way: You must not know your history well.1310803042803
MrPerspective: ^ Well, duh! Because Jesus was a jew. XD1311377362409
Anonymous: Love how he can't stop peeing1327552964307
Furore23: Moar & Sauce. Nao.1327576989111

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JESUS IS FOR LEASE - 0274 930378
Jesus sign ad jesus (227) , sign (282) , ad (211)

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Anon: jesus is gay1302765669338
Anonymous: JESUS IS JESUS1302768464963
chumpno1: JESUS is JEBUS1302769638884
Quasimodo: NOT!1302769639910
Furore23: I thought it was Mary Magdalene that was on the game?1302805370931
Weed: Jesus is lord? Since when?1302806525314
anonymous: Jesus loves you ...Well sort of !1308340007560
Anonymous: ^ his love is deep inside you1308345687160
Anonymous: jesus doesn't exist1308346642232
Squirrley1: I knew you could buy your way in...LOL1308350632360
Anonymous: owner is a zionist jew !1308386643120
Anonymous: Damned Mexicans!1316221276897
BnSneky: how much?1316283179221
Anonymous: I SAW THIS WHEN I WAS IN NEW ZEALAND. So funny.1316489887285

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Thanks, Jesus, for this food - de nada
Food jesus religion spain prayer mexican thanks mexico food (246) , jesus (227) , religion (396) , spain (13) , prayer (6) , mexican (19) , thanks (11) , mexico (32)

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RubberG: Guess where Julio takes a piss? I don't see any Porta Potties.1326675986115
LastResort: ^ on your GFs face?1326676796398
m4k3k3: winer1326678155493
RubberG: ^^ I don't have any Gay Friends.1326683268302
Quantum69: LOL LR1326694219413
Furore23: I'm not worried, everything I eat comes from a space laboratory.1326712210764
Moongrim: Just Gay Lovers... I suppose that birds, bees, and other wildlife hold it in when passing through the fields.1326727996303
USA! USA! USA! USA!: Everything I eat comes out of cans and sealed plastic wrap, so no niggers or wetbacks would have been able to piss on it1326734397638
RubberG: ^ what about all the mexicans that work at the factory? l worked at a salmon cannery in Alaska when I was younger and we filled a can with an ashtray full of cigarette butts once.1326735527462
Anonymous: i believe1326735601722
@USA!USA!USA!USA!: You dumb fuck cracka the factory can food must get there food somewhere... Bottom line you still get piss food, dang stupid dumb yellow bitches1326748652674
Anonymous: why do they call them white people if there yellow, so they are color people too1326748882694
LastResort: RubberG for minute story of the year!1326755695266

idrankallthebeer
not again hayzooz!
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Jesus pedo switch
Jesus pedo switch jesus (227) , pedo (207) , switch (11)

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grim: hey guys. i just realized something about the light switch. what ever you do. dont turn jesus on.1250836708971
Anonymous: Guess Jesus was a Catholic, that clears up a lot.1250851746923
DutchGuy: Jebus wasn't a catholic or a christian for that matter. All that stuff is pure marketing.1250852602839
Anonymous: Thanks for the bible lesson eurofag.1250868775353
joesh: So i guess jesus is "turned on" -pun-1251424623278
Hughbie: 34.1251424827758
Anonymous: oh you gotta love religion!1254524893362
Xenuphobe: Jesus touched me deep down in my....1254910681539
Stu: Unreal. LOL - there's no innocence possible with that whatsoever1255007885313
Wuck: I gotta get that fucking light switch1262999812612
Anonymous: and on the 4th day god gave jesus a... lightswitch?1263437482783
AGENTDORK: were can i get one?1264811171177
vanwinkle: jesus is a pedo1264815077225
Anonymous: jesus wants that all childrens fapping him1265665401726

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The United States is in no sense founded upon the Christian Doctrine.
Jesus hypocrisy fundamentalism usa constitution quote religion Jesus (227) , hypocrisy (4) , fundamentalism (1) , usa (445) , constitution (6) , quote (123) , religion (396)

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Harvey: All your base are belong to us.1286482381310
defeat: This is good.1286483576582
Anonymous: and the learned spoke to and for the people and they have been fucking ignored by the stupid...1286484161781
Anonymous: and yet here we are...1286484239857

Anonymous
jesus is totally not satan
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Furore23: ^ Thank you! Anon delivers.1286542568555
Greeft: Well said, but why is Jesus white? He most definitely was not white, so why is he portrayed as such in pretty much all of western popular culture?1286543270658
Furore23: ^ Because white people are the best, and if Jesus is all he's cracked up to be...1286544031146
Greeft: ^But Jesus wasn't all he was cracked up to be. He existed but wasn't the son of a fairy tale being.1286550807659
Furore23: ^ He still cock-punched Hitler and seduced the Bee-Girls from Saturn, so, yeah.1286642041103
Greeft: Remember Jesus died for our sins. So start sinning like crazy you fuckers or it was just an empty futile gesture.1286663251498
Anonymous: Both Pictures are Correct.. The True God is the Devil. Who created Christ to give a Ballance and Hope and the Challenge of Life itself.1297245069307
Anonymous: they have nigger for president - what did you expect???1297287534129
pocket: Google images>Jon McNaughton, if you need another reason to laugh @ christianity. Somehow I don't think Thomas Jefferson would approve.1297288587745

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"Though shalt love thy neighbor as thyself" ~Jesus
Republican jesus love neighbor advice republican (15) , jesus (227) , love (176) , neighbor (5) , advice (281)

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admackbar: damn, this one was almost funny. what's even more funny is whoever created the image is a fucking SHEEP who falls for and perpetuates THE 2 PARTY LIE!! WAKE UP YOU FUCKING SHEEP!!!1298593283916
Greeft: Quack!1298606550159
gerthasissues: ^^sucks sheep dick.1298617289600
chumpno1: so now I have to go jerk my neighbor off wtf fffuuu1298642052405

MrPerspective
@ Greeft: Meow!
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vengance: I agree with the disclaimer b/c you can't agree with nothing, those are just my views though and I feel everyone is entitled to their own opinion ,so, hate away I don't care1303622012592
MrPerspective: ^ "Don't-give-a-fuck-Man 2, back with a vengeance", coming to a theater near you. ;-) The superhero who defends freedom of belief by doing nothing to limit yours. Nice concept.1303623906393
Anonymous: rubbing his pole once a week? why would he need that?1328534128285
Anonymous: and if its not fixed dates - why would i need to come over for a nice occasion of a little fap whenever i feel like doing it myself?1328534233673
BnSneky: Not1328535097800
Anonymous: maybe she would like my fap folder, but it would perhaps spoil her hearing but not openly reacting to my fapping1372106042718
Anonymous: at times i suspect they hear me doing that - but then well, not going into details here1372106290568
Anonymous: ^ "I'm not going into details here, but you know how when sometimes you're masturbating, and you're really erect, and you're thinking about that thing that REALLY gets you off, and sometimes you start talking too loud saying "Oh yeah...that's it...do it...do it!", and all of sudden your sister walks in with her blue robe open, you know, the one you fapped with the other day, and..."1372214155863
ethelred: and you spurt your semen ll over her and she says "1548644125915

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I DIED FOR CHRIST'S SINS
Tree jesus christmas xmas tree (124) , jesus (227) , christmas (18) , xmas (54)

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Wr104Gamma: I plant a tree every Christmas as a big yuk foo to the commercialization of a gift giving secular holiday1263552656415
iprobablyhateyou: lol'd1263568520680
flarp: Festive win!1263620291543
wibbly: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tree1263821814938
YuLiekPicturz: very nice1293202921560
Finest: not bad.....even tho the tree has nothing to do with jesus or the bible1293208597215
Anonymoose: the tree died1293221354335
Wr104Gamma: ^So did jesus, but he wasn't real.. Kinda like a plastic tree people keep recycling1297195361446
MrPerspective: Epic brilliance! :-)1303622001406
Hughbie: gotta love that...fucking keeriste1328024024276
BnSneky: damn1328024471742
The fiz: uncool1345505874822
Crackhead Fezmonkey: If you don't sin, jesus died for nothing.1433122745873
Anonymous: Es scheint immer klarer zu werden, dass die EU an einem neuen Holocaust bastelt. Was sollte die EU ...1548285470608

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Gay jesus lion rule 34 beastiality chuck norris painting
Gay jesus lion rule 34 beastiality chuck norris painting gay (468) , jesus (227) , lion (39) , rule 34 (178) , beastiality (1) , chuck norris (11) , painting (75)

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Mortisha323: wtf?1273518584549
Pyro: 341273519875410
Anonymous: Rule 34 spares no man!1279515823519
suomynonA: no way, chuck noris over poweres rule 34, this pic cant be. get it off my internet1279522418900
Anonymous: beastiality1280234751787
Niklas: jesus fucking christ1280249307309

Redrocco
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anonlolwut: chuck norris must be immortal because as far as I know all felines have spikes on their penis heads.............Discovery channel1281827091449
blutschwingel: this is what christians actually fap to1282600410228
MrPerspective: So much for Chuck Noris Fact #72, I guess. "Rule 34 spareth no man nor beast!" (Book of Porn Genesis, 2, 7-8)1298001715508
MrPerspective: <---- "Chuck Noris doesn't take shit lying down. It is LIONS in holy fuck that take Chuck Noris down." ;-)1298001950632
TinFoilHatGuy: Perspective, I'm kinda thinkin' that ChuckNorris RELIES on this kind of energy-infusion for his continued existance.1298211157527
MrPerspective: ^ You're getting too metaphysical for me, Mister. I'm out of my league with the DEEPER mysteries of the Universe. ;-)1298283626566
MrPerspective: ^ Speaking of which, does that tin foil hat really block *all* mind-control waves? I'd be interested in buying one. You know, before he Rapture...1298283726946

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Jesus appalled faggotry
Jesus appalled faggotry jesus (227) , appalled (5) , faggotry (6)

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Anonymous: yay1244850379273
mrscurva: I still like sucking cock!1284511681948
Clownichter: ^GOOOOOD FOR UUUUUU1284516994901
Flarp: Rejoice! Jesus has returned! This is Jesus' position of the church, today.1284522506123
Anonymous: Meanwhile, on Vulcan - Spock mind melds with Jesus1284523040876
g-man: I cant believe you took all my bullshit seriously1284549065791
nigel: he cries for to much islam in the world1371471621910
Anonymous: so much forgotten, so much of it - all this little deaths and social traffic accidents, life sucks brains1371471738825
Anonymous: "Twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty! Ready or not, here I come!"1371512985471
ethelred: Those crazy US churches, sprout like mushrooms, so that some trickster can make $$$$$$$$ and fuck deluded 14 year old girls.1547733632979
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MYTHOLOGY - Today it's religion, tomorrow it's fable.
Jesus myth greek roman religion jesus (227) , myth (4) , greek (3) , roman (4) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: Amen1300916939710
Antiphon: True story, Bro!1300917194364
belasco: what in tartarus!? ..who's the hippy on the far right?1301183831956
Anonymous: ^ Horus the only true God. Accept Him as your Lord and Master or burn in hell.1301185775722
MrPerspective: ^ GTFO, heathen bitch! I only answer to Moloch.1303620900421
Anonymous: so true1303627563549
Anon: I wish I was born where all this stupid bullshit was already overrun1303634595317
MrPerspective: ^ You'd still have to fight off the newest BS. It never ends.1303691516315
Anonymous: And then someone will come along and decide to believe the old myths, making it a religion again.1314771377925
Anonymous: Bird-boy, the shocker, and long haired freaky people1314771580840
Anonymous: And folks will still kill you for not taking thier fables seriously.1317651883704
Anonymous: sure1317652720389
NorwayJunkie: ODIN will rape Jesus and all the other homo-gods1317658330774
AZO: ^lol1317663996487

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Jesus brian song
Jesus brian song jesus (227) , brian (8) , song (18)

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Anonymous: always look on the BRIGHT...1273545576568
CreepisKryp: ...Si-ide of Life...1273563880574
DutchGuy: life's a piece of shit... when you look at it...1273600525564
Anonymous: Jesus can you see my house from there?1273901937778
Anonymous: *whistles*1275401968223
Anonymous: Look, you've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!1275409667893
Anonymous: Yes, we are all individuals!1275409895579
Hughbie: So please follow me.....1275410143808
Anonymous: You're all different!1275410223101
Anonymous: I'm not.1275410237455
Anonymous: Shh!1275410593790
Hughbie: Oi.....just follow me blindly please...1275410685417
Anonymous: Biggus Dickus ftw1275411011656
Hughbie: OI....no biggus dickus please...just follow me....blindly...please....I...I know it all....1275411234259

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I'm going to create man and woman with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from the sin I originall condemned you to.
Jesus religion ta dah jesus (227) , religion (396) , ta dah (1)

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heeeeeeers---: spoiler=he dies1252452741718
Hughbie: the original David Copperfield.1252453523413
ImaD00d: That makes SO MUCH SENSE!!!1252460731111
Anonymous: ^^ exactly.... dumbass.1252463367418
FastLube5189F: dam1252466763104
Anonymous: 7418 is obviously too stupid to understand sarcasm... dumbass1252793968308
Anonymous: Sums it up pretty well.1254804235352
Killion: ummmm, forgot to mention that if you practice vampirism and cannabalism on his body you got nothing to worry about ('cept priests)1254804741705
ImaD00d: 8308 glad somebody got it.1254806604592
Anonymous: now thats what i call sense!1260448342117
crackerkiller5: ROFL!!!!!1260461098599
Anonymous: cool story bro1260467718403
TASTYbacon: Sky cake, WHY ARE YOU SO DELICIOUS?!?!?!1260474910955
Anonymous: Funny how some jokes made by atheists at the expense of Christianity are based on teachings invented by the Church long after the last book of the Bible was written.1267508339464

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Jesus mix
Jesus mix jesus (227) , mix (23)

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AGENTDORK: LOL OH MAN LOL1264813006134
\m/: DERP1264813083963
Anonymous: lol1267552402681
ILoveyouBitches: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! Jesus pwns!!1267557255177
Anonymous: "im so high nothing can hurt me"← that one made me laugh1268329357275
Grave: Dude XD1268329812608
Anonymous: trust me,im jesus...i LOL"D1268647026465
Anonymous: FUCK JESUS!1268765970801
Anonymous: LOL WHO IS DIS1269297311852
thedude50: Somebody's going to hell for this one.1304885324511
sprmario: ▲1304889360730
sprmario: ▲ ▲ Win1304889368610
ticklethis: close^1304889380845
Anonymous: jesus best troll lol1366580032757

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REJECT CHRIST - RECEIVE BACON
Jesus bacon jesus (227) , bacon (42)

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Anonymous: mmmmm, bacon1240907845843
Anonymous: i have a length of pork for you honey.1240928412817
fappa-choppa: to many fucking pedo's here on 4chan1241621971963
meh: bacon>christ1241709919672
antichrist: well fuck me...I've been ripped off then. All I got was a pork sausage...I want my FUCKING bacon you tight arse CUNTS...1241735872201
night: I reject Christ! Now, where's my fucking bacon?1242499415334
Anonymous: i wanna fuck her1242508425693
Anonymous: i would fuck her little brains out1242510058619
Anonymous: Is that Kevin Bacon's sister ?1246409290859
Jesus: What on earth are you teaching these kids these days ?1248210392114
FU: Baconomics? Makes sense to me. I formally reject christ, I want my bacon smothered in HP brown sauce. C'mon bitch where is it?1248217098865
Anonymous: Is her name Bacon???1248246428787
Anoymous: Kevin Bacon's daughter - Sosie Ruth Bacon - Kevin needs all the promotion he can get after all the shitty movies he has been in .1248378986352
Anonymous: ^ newfag What about that movie where he like turns Invisible? Thats a scary movie imdb dot com/title/tt0164052/1260201898289

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AND OUR LORD SAID SUFFER THE LITTLE CHILDREN TO CUM UNTO ME
Pedobear jesus pedobear (335) , jesus (227)

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keithabarron: PFFT BAHAHAHA1270519468712
Anonymous: lawl'd1270534328735
Anonymous: kk1272133012816
Anonymous: no for him to cum unto them1275682373591
ElCapitan: fag1275695326698
gtfo: After 3 days he cums again1275708494883
Canucklehead: If their old enough to cum, who wants them???1304087987476
Anonymous: Canucklehead, lmao1304094603816
Anonymous: rofl1304150590879
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Music band jesus christ superstar musical
Music band jesus christ superstar musical music (90) , band (25) , jesus christ (1) , superstar (1) , musical (1)

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JustGodlike: I lol'd1304039649645
crazyassmofo: Fags1304048091202
Aganonymous: the...1304063763103
Conman: they stole their wigs from needy cancer patients. just what jesus would do.1304064026203
Bob the builder: Just another reason Im with the terrorists...1304345416282
Anonymous: Poodle rock from the 1980's?1529592145405
Anonymous: ^LOL. But also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dyl0j3WU6Y1529626749766
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ALL OF A SUDDEN, JESUS AND THE FATCAT APPEARED BEFORE THE FORLORN AND WANTING SAND NEGROS
Jesus fatcat cat jesus (227) , fatcat (1) , cat (896)

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Furore23: Hippies will whine about anything, and never make a lick of sense.1279307006324
Anonymous: hippies?1282393437145
Grave: hippies.1282393735411
Primeform: FUCKING HIPPIES1291029042269
BnSneky: ^agreed1291029461822
Rorix: Kinda epic1291076821192
Hitman 47: This is Tricky Dick Nixon here, and I just wanted to say that I fucking hate hippies!1291090729287
Anonymousbitch: poop1291153883878
chrud: "they all want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." -E.C.1294675436156
Anonymous: stoopid palookas, jesus was a nigger.1313644928621
Anonymous: Seippih?1313660589429
handbannana: the next Quinton Tarantino movie1317778321878
Anonymous: Long cat, sad cat, fat cat. No fap cat?1529312681362
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cool story bro
Cool story bro jesus cool story bro (3) , jesus (227)

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BuggerChan: and for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of my halo.1252147493271
jackfrosty: And for my next trick, pull my finger...1252232604984
Bubble: and for my next trick, my farthers going to help me with this... i'm going to give you all boils1252233091150
Hughbie: and for my next trick, I'm going to..oh crap..hey Copperfield...can you help me out here.1252234154598
AGENTDORK: LOL1264812505677

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Grave: and for my next trick i'm gonna be BRB.1269332146451
Anonymous: i lold hard1274096598356
Tom's Daddy: he’s a jew. he’s lying. kill him with fire1274394194742

Grave
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Clownichter: And a couple thousand years later, youll be drinking my blood and eating my body in mass1286856187297
Anonymous: ^win1286866483792
Canucklehead: But bullshit none the less,,,,1303321099105
Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!11317068533652

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If Jesus had been a giraffe the Romans would have had a hard time crucifying him
Giraffe jesus giraffe (27) , jesus (227)

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Anonymous: ahahaha1247157100101
Furore23: God just wasn't thinking ahead, was he?1277128936706
Posselt’s Mum: if jesus had been a wood worm the jews and romans would have been fucked1277311833244
Anonymous: That is clearly a leopard, and easily crucified;I might add, once the teeth are removed.1328067266681
clownichter: If he was a RaptorJesus then the romans would have ceased to exist. Science 1 - Religion 01328071606712
Anonymous: lol1330766245805
Holy Fook: I wish to slap the bitch that created papyrus font.1330780156774
Anonymous: If jesus was a Cross, it would of been pointless to nail him to a cross.1331273568471
clownichter: ^HA!1331316372418
cliven: If jesus was a nail, how would one attach him to the cross....1331475774718
BnSneky: hahahaha1331475896235
latinfag: what it they hanged him instead?1341524032873
InternetH8Machine: Get off that cross, giraffe. You look ridiculous. You dont belong on there, you're not even the Son of God1341535278360
Anonymous: Lucky he wasn't then.1528420741381

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! - YES MY SON. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
Pig cartoon jesus religion pig (72) , cartoon (199) , jesus (227) , religion (396)

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Jesus: I find this offensive1272682438149
Aalfred666: He could do it if he wanted to.1272683788685
Greg: ^^^lol1272689082580
moarcp: i wonder what would 'omfg' look like1272693613141
Anonymous: you see this right here is the great thing about aetheism1279981353364
mom102938: @Jesus You find this offensive yet you are on the most disturbing sight in the world? Hmmm? I think it's hilarious!1279981538487
barak osama:   ▲1279996248880
barak osama: ▲ ▲1279996256832
Anonymous: epic win my good sir1280020184932
MR.FAMAS: this fucking STUPID!1280068606819
Harvey: Fred Negro FTW!1284989176569
communistamerica: fucking christians how do they work1285511649459
YuLiekPicturz: wow so old..1285517796564
Anonymous: This is repulsive and disturbing. What is wrong with you? this was disrespectful and frankly, it makes me feel sick. Jesus will remember this in Heaven. I am a christian, and for my school paper I stumbled across this sight.i hope you will remove this.1287709834414

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Jesus skyscraper knock hello modern society giant
Jesus skyscraper knock hello modern society giant jesus (227) , skyscraper (6) , knock (5) , hello (5) , modern (4) , society (6) , giant (36)

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fiveby5: who's there? jebus. jebus who? jebus fucking christ that's a tiny doorbell.1336697826169
Anonymous: I think that I saw this on the Syfy channel.1336714801185
RubberG: ^ "Attack of the Giant Christ from Outer Space"1336724384257
djh123: dumb.1336726415517
Anonymous: Hello UN may I come in?1337384856690
Poopalotacus: Knock down the UN, GODzilla1347250129485
Uncle Harvey: "I don't care if you're the Ambassador of DISNEYLAND! If you don't have a badge, you're not gettin' in!"1347254437379
Bulbasaur111919: That fucker is like a vending machine to him.1347264915320
Anonymous: call NERV !!!!!1347286773369
Anonymous: NEON GENESIS EVANGELION !!!1347329250528
Anonymous: Jesus, my Mexican gardener, is coming back !!!!1347334668374
Anonymous: SKY-JEW calling1347335446412
Bonefish: Make yourself useful for once Jebus, clean those windows while you're out there.1389835957371
Anonymous: Can I take a minute of your time to speak to you about The Lord?1390252287400

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Thanks jesus
Thanks jesus thanks (11) , jesus (227)

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Moongrim: Jesus can suck my dick!1278287303456
bib: jesus DID suck my dick1278288497209
cybersinner: Jesus is STILL sucking my dick!1278289517708
Anonymous: i cant suck jesus dick...i dont wanna1278444028368
fingerofdoom: go to hell faggots.1278473729655
Moongrim: Jesus sucks dick1278504599867
Anonymous: allah suck dick1278513740990
Anonymous: allah suck dick of all1278513773564
Anonymous: Jesus, Muhammad, allah and God all suck eachothers dicks.1278524295620
Anonymous: And Buddha is the pivot man in a circle jerk comprises of; Zues, Shiva, Confucius, Satan and Michael Landon.1278524363840
Moongrim: Man Jesus sure can give good head.1278549268653
Nickeh43: Thank jesus I am not a fucking Christian!1278654011322
Anonymous: kill all niggers1279086701540
Anonymous: go suck your own dick faggotz1280353399222

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RAPTOR JESUS: Nowhere in the bible did it state that jesus was not a raptor.
Raptor jesus teeth raptor (41) , jesus (227) , teeth (138)



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Anonymous: u suck1247194531760
Anonymous: No denying it1256068617218
Anonymous: crap1256071388674
Anonymous: it started with doorknobs1256093173965
tourettes guy: when i die and go to heaven and see god, im gonna say...shiiiit.1256096397472
Anonymous: all praise the true messiah.1288131609540
Anonymous: All theories are true untill proven otherwise1288131890961
Clownichter: Ya that argument is true. Thats how he turned water into wine. Well he didnt, it was blood from the ppl he mauled1288145169143
Anonymous: religion ticks me off. just like retards disasters lawyers pollution and junkies.1288302446402
Anonymous: ^^ maybe he turned some wasted sweat (hunting and the life of the prey) into beautiful nutrition1369913868506
ImYourMomBiatch: Damn, i like this fucking pic1369952347238
Anonymous: ...or gay, or a pedo, or a zombie, or an anteater, or an ant, or had a middle name, Bubba, or was born with a pound of butter up his ass, or used to French kiss his dad, or fuck the disciples in the ass (priests have to gotten it from somewhere).1526499366142
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Cartoon popeye religion jesus last supper
Cartoon popeye religion jesus last supper cartoon (199) , popeye (4) , religion (396) , jesus (227) , last supper (11)

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Pyro: magical1285560452204
weeone: couldn't pass it up1285563068911
MrPerspective: Take this and eat, for this is me spinnetch.1300557949658
Aganonymous: super1300584088524
crazyassmofo: Awesome1300591913559
KriSega: kick ass!!!!!!1300636574936
BnSneky: Jebus?1300636730570
MrPerspective: ^ Nope. Popeye.1300690679628
MrPerspective: And C'thulhu hiding under the table eating scraps.1300690715194
Mota: So what was the deal with Brutus and Bluto?1347694924644
Anonymous: I hate this comic and the fucking idiot, he has tumors in his hands and suffers from a severe brain damage1347699067827
MrPerspective: Oooh, christians worldwide are SO going to riot and arson after this!1352762462491
Anonymous: Lots of clever touches, like Bluto in Judas' seat. A+1525519905262
Anonymous: Looks like Brutus lost a bet.1525657333863
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Jesus last supper
Jesus last supper jesus (227) , last supper (11)

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Anonymous: DUDE! You're in my seat!1245351694747
Anonymous: there is a girl in there1245366938244
Anonymous: to the left of jesus1245366953879
FB: what happened to the holy grail? Actually, no one even has a cup.1246309200580
Anonymous: which one is this Jesus fellow ?1246325403561
Jesus: Hey man ! You people talkin about me walkin on water - what kind of racist remark is that ? You tryin to call me a wetback or sometihin. I no cut your grass anymore gringo .1246373398788
Bubble: I thort Peter was a rabbit? or is that South Park people telling my fibs again1246825206544
Anonymous: by the way numbnuts...its "thought"....I guess you are just dumb...or retarded so you are excused.1246843264720
Anonymous: Jesus Christ! Did you fart?! Stop eating that cabbage!1246853699948
Bubble: numbnuts? it was only me bitch, and its shorter and easyer when drunk.1246856552352
Bubble: and it looks like you knew what i ment so why bother? Why? nothing else better to say? people like you make me realise i'm not just the only looser on here1246856637499
Anonymous: 7499..you said it...you are a looser....so please...take a number, join the queue and while you are at it dumbo, learn to spell...its not hard...unless you are retarded that is1246860473158
Cam the PedoMan: "awww mann who the fuck farted"1247207044143
Oa: "Where's the fucking Chinese food? I specifically ordered the Spicy Hunan Special." How fucking hard is it to cater a dinner for 12 goddam people? I am so outta here. Cleanse your own fucking sins!" BTW: At least I got it, Bubble. You rocked.1248016645797

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Jesus lick tattoo
Jesus lick tattoo jesus (227) , lick (164) , tattoo (269)

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LastResort: oh look, it's sinful jesus and dumb bitch betty, Both of you go drown in a vat of battery acid and spare us your pathetic attempts to be "edgy"1321784125673
Quantum69: damn, looks like jesus is turning to the dark side.1321787442626
A true believer: all you people who modk Jesus are the ones who will be mocked in the end so get ready for it. The end is on the way.1324597584163
Anonymous: ^not sure if trolling or trolling1324597605204
Quantum69: ^Probably trolling anon1326492684303
Anonymous: who is this Jesus person they speak of?...1326493885668
Queefly: Pretty sure that cocksucker's going to hell......1352426338828
Anonymous: Fuck you.1363881943332
Anonymous: Fuck you. Jesus is the best man and god in the world ever1363881959330
Fezmonkey: Jesus was well hung.1430429990546
Anonymous: Is that the "Virgin" Mary? She was hot.1430441865887
Anonymous: He hung out with a prostitute. This seems pretty fitting.143303810299
Anonymous: AAAAAAAA1521766547677
Anonymous: tt00954971521825456857

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PICTURE UNRELATED
Religion spiderman jesus punch thread unrelated bicycle unicycle religion (396) , spiderman (39) , jesus (227) , punch (55) , thread (1021) , unrelated (8) , bicycle (84) , unicycle (3)

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Anonymous: What do you mean? It's totally related. It's obviously Spider-Man getting back from a mexican Holiday, sensing danger as he spots this mass-manipulating dude, he decides to take action, so the J-man tries to set him on fire and attempts to escape on a stolen bike, but Spider-Man is too fast and breaks his jaw. Hopefully that'll teach him!1283030642439
Limerick: Except that's a unicycle.1283141333666
crackerkiller5: mexican spider-man punching jesus christ who is riding a unicycle?......makes sense to me.1283153867443
Pyro: ON FIAH1283153948200
Rorix: Meanwhile in Tijuana...1288543312743
Nickeh43: Oh hey this happened to me yesterday! WTF?1288563291936
Leashedhate: ^You caught on fire and punched Jesus?1288563368853
AwesomeAnonymous!: 0.25 secs later and spiderman has over 9000 lightening bolts shooting up his arse1288571053971
Anonymous: So what? I've seen a movie where the TMNT fuck each other.1288648435450
Nickeh43: @LH.... yeah, so? *shifty eyes*1288718917232
chrud: spidey is just turning the other jesus cheek for him...1294606917919
Maddi: ^No, Spidey is Hitler that is all.Goodbye.1295875905159
NonComposMentis: Nice picture unrelated1320799922689
Anonymous: so THATS how they were able to save Hitler's brain.....makes sense now...1339189281205

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JEBUS
Homer simpsons jesus homer (12) , simpsons (58) , jesus (227)

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Anonymous: save me jeebus!1273347703955
Purplekush420: WWJD1275066621474
LemmyLaffer: "Jebus" means "fucker" in Polish1330705345822
S: Kurva!1330705465799
Anonymous: stillwater fish dont swim against the current, ships sail against it quite some of the time1330709088852
JODDLERBOY: Polski Kurva parso dobje!1330719047561
Cheesecake: Death to all who look upon the Holier-than-thou image of Jebus !1361758764736
Anonymous: "Polish" means "gay" in Icelandic1361890124287
NonComposMentis: ^icelandic isn't a valid language1361890461431
Anonymous: ^ wrong! it's actually the ONLY valid language!1361956269272
Anonymous: ^^ tell that to Bjork1516361694536
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Jesus bethlehem star art camel
Jesus bethlehem star art camel jesus (227) , bethlehem (1) , star (10) , art (1154) , camel (14)

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Anonymous: Nice pic. But it's mid-March.1300402264316
AZO: thats around when you gotta start walking1300404294109
Twinchlian: It will not always be mid-March son.1300404405461
AZO: it's also why they're ..marching HA!1300438484905
Antiphon: This is what Christians actually believe.1300656118372
AZO: worship what you call "sandniggers" got for ya1300657611370
AZO: fucked by camel fuckers since day 11300657651116
Greeft: It's just coming up to fall on the other side of the world.1300657698479
Anonymous: *bump*!1303193634162
Anonymous: what is your definition? I dont think that it is correct1303203467224
fuckinghypocrites: And the retarded white trash redneck said :"Jesus! God bless America"1303536177520
Furore23: "Shit! We're back in Seattle!"1303557444383
AhruneDagon: Nah Its Just Ufo Beaming Down Aliens Regarded As Angels1311996331221
Anonymous: Meth - Not even once1312061432880

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PIKACHU BLOWING JESUS - Now you've seen it all
Pikachu jesus blowjob rule 34 pikachu (36) , jesus (227) , blowjob (573) , rule 34 (178)

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Greeft: Rule 34 applies.1279279170632
the7rafe7: haha yes it does...1279297732275
Jackfrosty: WOW!!!1281360452206
ChuckleNutz: Looks Photoshopped ta me...1281385958994
Anonymous: Rule 34...... that says it all1281386043930
Limerick: Haven't seen jesus blowing pikachu yet.1281386125567
Anonymous: Give it 10 days.1281386173560
Sasi: Then on the third day he ejaculated.1281386469905
Pyro: ^ And it was good1281428731728
Anonymous: shopped1281429039998
Anonymous: 341281435300809
Anonymous: Delete This Picture1283438299110
Jesus: ^GTFO1283461194374
FutureMovement: This picture doesn't show any respect, that's why it should be deleted, maybe we can post a picture for pikachu fucking the one who posted this picture1283461993324

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