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GOD HATES FAGS
Jesus comic sign soldier roman westboro jesus (225) , comic (463) , sign (279) , soldier (57) , roman (4) , westboro (9)

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Quantum69: Lulz, seems legit. Good thing faggots are now persecuted & discriminated against today before we have a Roman resurrection1336959108997
snipr: scientific studies show hat religion is anti fag1391406005904
darkstan: ^Are you crazy? Gay dudes love hats.1391406030720
Anonymous: ^LOL1391406606196
Furore23: http://blip.tv/brows-held-high/brows-held-high-sebastiane-42676971391424014927
Crackhead Fezmonkey: Jesus was well hung.1432793260638
Anonymous: Since homosexuality is a sin, Unless homosexuals repent and ask forgiveness for that sin and turn from it, they will go to Hell.1432841068288
Anonymous: ^your hat is too small, it's starting to affect your intellect wearing it1432948916578
Anonymous: Which version of the bible was this in again?1432954943306
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Raptor jesus
Raptor jesus raptor (41) , jesus (225) , raptor jesus (3)



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Anonymous: he died for your sins, dude!1265851906335
anon: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.1267342137729
Anonymous: 35rghtyetgjytrj1302557162775
Mianus: that dino has man handz1302579016137
Raven's Wing: Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins1302615724791
Anonymous: Jebus?1302615808575
Anonymous: ????????????????????1302661956999
Anonymous: ^^^ and cat eyes.1403436007474
Anonymous: ^: ^^^ should be ^^^^. well, seeing raptor jesus i tend to piss my pants. maybe raptor jesus went extinct by getting nervous because of being so loveable and cute and stalkable as well.1403437448966
Anonymous: So has the real so-called Jesus !1405164046101
Anonymous: Don't put down the great and holy Raptor that way !1410908826583
Crackhead Fezmonkey: May His Holy Balls slap upon your chin forever, and may you drink deeply of His Holy Spermulum, amen!1432053490244
Anonymous: the t-shirt is a lie... no lulz shirt for you fags1432237845526
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RAPTOR JESUS - He went extinct for your sins
Raptor jesus raptor jesus (3) , raptor (41) , jesus (225)



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Anonymous: Holy shit! Is that Tupac?!?1250747736135
Anonymous: lol1254254339413
rome_: bump1289812963375
http://www.facebook.: fdsf1290310128368
Crackhead Fezmonkey: If you don't sin, then jesus died for nothing. Plus, he was well hung.1432073685845
Anonymous: the t-shirt is a lie... no lulz shirt for you fags1432237781158
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Jesus circumcision art painting
Jesus circumcision art painting jesus (225) , circumcision (10) , art (1148) , painting (71)

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Poopalotacus: becareful, one wrong cut and he is a she.1299457036904
Weed: That look on Jesus' face is priceless.1300843920416
Anonymous: That mohel must have nerves of steel. "Fuckin' kid's looking at me like he's got Summon Lightning halfway cast already."1300961256309
Anonymous: Jesus really has a tiny cock! No wonder he died a virgin.1300962505895
BnSneky: ^lol'd1300963366321
Cock Wrangler: Did you know that they don't throw away the foreskin? They use them for skin grafting, put them in high end skin creams and sometimes use them for animal-cruelty-free product testing.1300969063908
Anonymous: Now I'm super excited to use the skin cream they gave me to help heal my newly grafted burn.1301043900634
Cat Funt: ^ tastes like chicken?1301046199118
Anonymous: Oh my god catholisism always raped kids!1301278896893
snoɯʎuou∀: America - mutilating baby boys since 17761301321943102
MrPerspective: ^ And that's the truth, brother. Hymen!1303620794485
Hugh G Rection: That knife looks a bit big :P and yes jesus did have a realy tiny cock. If i had a cock that big and could work miracles, cock enlargement would be first on the list.1303815506866
Focktor: Jesus looks retarded anyway...he don't need this thing1307702132960
Last_Resort: Jesus: "Wait...you're about to do what?"1307734272881

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Phone jesus photoshop
Phone jesus photoshop phone (75) , jesus (225) , photoshop (445)

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bro: sweet phone1263418542970
Hughbie: Hey jesus, you back already mofo? Ready to get nailed again?1263440604791
Anonymous: Jesus saves... to the SIM card1263440942342
gmode: Hughbie: don't disrespect the Lord like that! your knees will bow. and you will confess Him as Lord - read the bible, sir1263443037653
danie: ^hey buddy, JESUS HATES YOU. ^.^1263443200846
gmode: He is actually proud right now - love you, danie1263445324119
gmode: Jesus is Lord and is the only way to heaven - love you, bro.1263445530878
gmode: don't lose direction, danie1263446105329
ImaD00d: Praise be to gmode for speaking the truth. If a man hath eyes let him see that Jesus is the only way to salvation. Danie, Hughbie, I shall pray for you.1263447633727
pocket: I will also pray for both of them. All of our brothers heed the words of our lord, and cast off those who would refute the holy gospel with "reason" or "science" or "logic"- as these are the devil's tools of trickery.1263480221976
Hughbie: gmode....jesus blows me..god bows to me....ImaV1263482107625
Hughbie: gmode....jesus blows me..god bows to me....Ima1263482112635
Hughbie: fucking keyboard...ImaD00d....srsly dude....grow up...Words of who? A book written by us humans....that you follow without question.... Who was Mary? How did she get pregnant? And the birth? What about the Ark? Cmon guys..srsly...you lol me...big time...1263482498718
Anonymous: I just read the bible and all they talked about was Chuthulu, of cause Im reading the original untranslated one.1263483212450

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RAPTOR JESUS: NOWHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT JESUS WAS NOT A RAPTOR
Raptor jesus religion bible raptor (41) , jesus (225) , religion (396) , bible (44)



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Jesus is Lord: This is very offensive. Jesus was not a dinosaur. They never existed because evolution is a lie!1250003758567
Anonymous: GTFO JESUS.1250005256915
sinonymous: Jesus was so a dinosaur. He was also a cunt. I think he was also a $2 a throw whore!1250082401332
sinonymous: And too, I do believe that he never took his libary books back, he smelt like a can of fish arsehole, left out in the sun and did I mention he was a CUNT?1250085593134
jackfrosty: You know what Jesus was? Fucking METAL. Thx PA!1250086743850
Skinner: thats very true. he was also a ninja. and gay. and black. so he was Ninjaraptorgayniggerjewjesus1250104856809
maniacleimagery: Actually....yes the bible says he isnt a raptor cause it says he is of the race of man....1254238132631
Bubble: 1103^ ^ ^1254241094284

Bubble
^ ^ ^ ^FAIL i know... fuck you
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Gonzo: Maybe he cheats on his taxes1254241202670
Bubble: ^wat?1254242469193
Jesus is Lord: This is very disturbing and wrong. The bible clearly states that Jesus was a man, and the son of god, not a dinosaur1254252802441
Bubble: But what was God? it does not say...1254253318948
Anonymous: Jesus had it swinging passed his knees, so what does he care?1254253814734

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Bacon oven food nativity xmas jesus
Bacon oven food nativity xmas jesus bacon (42) , oven (8) , food (245) , nativity (1) , xmas (54) , jesus (225)

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Choadboy: A manger scene made of meat and bacon!1291205773203
Miro: 1291207660922
Anonymous: Pretty inappropriate for a Jewish child being born.1291209273609
Anonymous: ^Fuck you! Jesus wasn't a dirty Jew, he was a Christian!!!!!! Fag!1291209335916
Furore23: Still belongs in the oven, though. Best part: you can eat this every three days.1291210357807
Quasimodo: Jesus is a mexican...any fool knows that.1291210509816
GMS: gaye.1291210519455
Quasimodo: wanna see it cooked tho!1291210540745
Anonymous: Jesus was American! That's why The Bible was written in American!1291226373797
Anonymous: 5916: Joseph and Mary were both Jewish, that means Jesus was Jewish at birth.1291868927813
TITS: gzuz haz lag took him 3 days to respawn1291869292234
Franz: OMG, I love sauerkraut!1291900178341
Anonymous: @7813 - Fuck you! Mary was a virgin and Joseph was a carpenter, not some filthy Jewish bankers or jewellers. They were chosen by God to be Jesus' earthly parents BECAUSE they were Christians. God wouldn't choose Jews to look after his only son!!!! Jesus was given the name Jesus Christ after his parents' religion (CHRISTianity - the clue's in the name, dumb-ass).1291904456857
Anonymous: ^Proof that America has a problem with inbreeding.1291904740506

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Devil jesus
Devil jesus devil (27) , jesus (225)

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Bubble: This is fantastic, i hope the devil wins, the world will be a better place, Jesus the Jew sucks ass!1247252160134
Anonymous: fucking epic thanks for posting1247271681224
Anonymous: 1247252160134 = jew1247278516699
Anonymous: Sooner or later their balls will touch.1247287410409
Bubble: trol, i hate people1247295676732
Anonymous: The Devil has two biceps! Jesus needs a miracle!1247453654151
Anonymous: U suck ass jew jesus!!!! Go fuck a fat jew man1275532366502
Tom's Daddy: gay mullet fake beard jesus is gay.1275868459727
don't be a dumbass: bubble is an idiot1275868681460
Anonymous: losing my religeon1275868762426
Anonymous: METH1275978102527
Anonymous: hope the jewish zombie gets owned1276045888206
Furore23: Damn, how'd I miss this one? Bump.1279300281543
Grave: fucking awesome1279377270938

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Apathy religion fuck your sins jesus going home
Apathy religion fuck your sins jesus going home apathy (2) , religion (396) , fuck your sins (1) , jesus (225) , going home (1)

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cockwarmer: fuck yeah1249856019227
Hughbie: About fucking time..now piss off and don't come back.1249880151367
sinonymous: Jesus is a cunt1249924473949
Anonymous: Was a cunt... was.1249924696494
sinonymous: Is he dead? I've seen that cunt so many times and in so many cities! Are you sure?1249926829450
Bubble: Someones going to be pissed :(1249926859362
Jesus: Oh my dearest Bubble ... You will always have a place in my paradise ...... As for all you others .. I hung a rainbow as a sign . It won't be water but fire next time . And I am PISSED !!!!! :(1249928122778
whitehead: looks like jesus is doing steroids or maybe working out in prison.1249928540264
Anonymous: Lol1249928882839
Jesus is Lord: carrying that cross is a better workout than dumbells1250003575476
Hughbie: If you're so good sign up cunt and be a man...toughen the fuck fuck up, and take it on the chin.1250005077279
Anonymous: holy fuck awesome xD1255968433671
Rubaduckazilla: screw you guys im going home1259409925103
Stillfree420: jesus is buff1259637449662

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Gay jesus lion rule 34 beastiality chuck norris painting
Gay jesus lion rule 34 beastiality chuck norris painting gay (464) , jesus (225) , lion (39) , rule 34 (177) , beastiality (1) , chuck norris (11) , painting (71)

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Mortisha323: wtf?1273518584549
Pyro: 341273519875410
Anonymous: Rule 34 spares no man!1279515823519
suomynonA: no way, chuck noris over poweres rule 34, this pic cant be. get it off my internet1279522418900
Anonymous: beastiality1280234751787
Niklas: jesus fucking christ1280249307309

Redrocco
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anonlolwut: chuck norris must be immortal because as far as I know all felines have spikes on their penis heads.............Discovery channel1281827091449
blutschwingel: this is what christians actually fap to1282600410228
MrPerspective: So much for Chuck Noris Fact #72, I guess. "Rule 34 spareth no man nor beast!" (Book of Porn Genesis, 2, 7-8)1298001715508
MrPerspective: <---- "Chuck Noris doesn't take shit lying down. It is LIONS in holy fuck that take Chuck Noris down." ;-)1298001950632
TinFoilHatGuy: Perspective, I'm kinda thinkin' that ChuckNorris RELIES on this kind of energy-infusion for his continued existance.1298211157527
MrPerspective: ^ You're getting too metaphysical for me, Mister. I'm out of my league with the DEEPER mysteries of the Universe. ;-)1298283626566
MrPerspective: ^ Speaking of which, does that tin foil hat really block *all* mind-control waves? I'd be interested in buying one. You know, before he Rapture...1298283726946

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High laughing jesus laugh thread
High laughing jesus laugh thread high (83) , laughing (2) , jesus (225) , laugh (50) , thread (1018)

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Pyro: HAHA Jesus loled1258073885612
weeone: he also looks a lil stoned1258328405475
Pyro: Holy smokes1258341956947
Anonymous: Some things are just too funny to comment about1271120153698
cherry: Trololo1271133064774
Dragon: I kinda like it, it's different... not so somber1271444586351
somedumbfuck: defo jesus1271459640670
Hi im your mom: Jesus lol1271467672388
Warg: What the FUCK are you laughing at, Christ?!1271482172832
PdeoBear: I came1272680579749
Anonymous: jesus out loud1272690466372
AGENTDORK: I DONT BEALIVE IT1272692443120
Anonymous: The holy spirit gets a blow job1272704702216
Nickeh43: I like where this thread is going...1280637485798

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WELCOME TO PARADISE!
Jesus religion heaven metaphore comic Jesus (225) , religion (396) , heaven (14) , metaphore (3) , comic (463)

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Harvey: becuz teh bible tellz me so1286883854838
Anonymous: good point.1290891722404
Anonymous: ah, christians and their pick and choose morality. fuckin burn em too.1295426076322
Blue: Don't burn them. That's what Nero did.1310436086527
Furore23: Most of you won't know this, but the character here who has just died is a real person, Larry Gygax. When he died in 2000, an even called Kawaii-Five-Oh, it was a sad sad day for nerds everywhere. The man who writes this comic book 'Mitch Burlap' goes by the nickname Giant's Tick, and he wrote this issue as a memorial to the passing of this great man, Gaxy Gygar.1310465507818
Furore23: Oh if only we had known you were sick, Mary Gygax. If we had only known! We all could have written comic books about your afterbirth. But just like the Suicide Accidents who martyred themselves on Kawaii-Five-Oh, you lived surrounded by virgins, and shall forever after be surrounded by virgins. Won't somebody think of the children? Other than you, I mean.1310465723664
MegaShit: ^Que?1310481519305
Furore23: ^ You're welcome.1310482179864
Cobra: Well... I laughed.1310494766687
DoDo: Christianity is such a club of faggots.1310499213819
Anonymous: TLDNR1310577446850
The Original Spoon: Furore, you are off your rocker in this thread. And you are messing with the memory of Geddy Leegax, the genius father of rollerblading games.1323479695433
Furore23: ^ Oh god, you're right, I'm so sorry. I should have never disrespected the good name of the Godfather of so many great role-playing experimenses, like 'Keep My Boardshorts Home', 'Exposition of the Barren Teats', 'A Tempest of Evil Enemas', 'Shirley Temple and Gary-Poon', 'Monk de Wally de Honk', 'Aisle of a Rape', 'Queer Dryness', and who can forget that legendary classic...1323498192538
Furore23: 'Narcissistic Hack Railroading Dungeon-Master Hates the People He Spends All His Time With and Decides to Murder All the Characters They Have Invested Time and Effort Into Rather Than Admit He is Just Bored of Being a Dungeon-Master'.1323498288857

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PURE EPIC
Satan vs jesus epic satan (16) , vs (105) , jesus (225) , epic (54)

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ceon: not epic at all just gay1249160548264
-.-: "Over the top" (1987)1249247634347
God: Sigh1249870453553
ThrillBilly: place your bets1249883060622
God: My son is a pussy.1249904217108
Cheesetrap: Of course it's gay, they're holding hands.1249912905895
spoon: not gay. cool.1263234576951
sucka1990: left side = win1263244231507
gmode: @"God" > both of them are yours > just that Jesus wins in the end1263260050365
Anonymouse: jesus looks like earl hickey??1263906225866
Anonymous: Earl's karma raised him to godly levels.1263907241362
TASTYbacon: Haha "god" finaly made an account. Well done faggot..........1263913997188
spoon: ^^"Well done faggot"^^ Oh man, you are fucking clever.1263931668440

TASTYbacon
hehehe
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Jesus mirror
Jesus mirror jesus (225) , mirror (181)

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FalzeProphet: Even Jesus has a MySpace, and every MySpace requires a bathroom mirror picture.1256926212476
DutchGuy: blessed be the camwhores1256926826259
jackfrosty: Epic lol...1257231194122
Anonymous: Jesus - has a mustache :P1257650644400
4chansucks: gay...1257669620409
rockbandito: quick someone get my hammer and nails1260228488329
Anonymous: BEST PIC EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1260425428421
Anonymous: your god died nailed to a cross, my god carries a hammer...any questions?1260862953738
sunseterat: Merry Christmas1261730057667
JMS: I am impressed with him just not the many hypocrits profiteers and controll freaks leaching off him.1262826559191
Anonymous: save us!!!!!!1262845556981
Anonymous: JESUS CHRIST. W.T.F.!1265159538285
cilacorp: WTF1265309751716
Anonymous: haha i know this guy...from dublin his name is richie!1265343187596

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4chan cumdumpster jesus
4chan cumdumpster jesus 4chan (628) , cumdumpster (1) , jesus (225)

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Anonymous: poor kid1254854393403
Anonymous: holy shit! im hungry1256611791709
roflz: To bad people will say it the beaner way. : /12566273771000
AGENTDORK: LOL1264812209409
Balder: Jesus win1270342146806
Anonymous: beaner way, awesome1283961100217
Anonymous: beaner way is beaner way1287102028744
anonymous: wrong! he said 25 and look at the time posted he posted at 14:33:26 and the one he circled was 14:34:56 wrong times! the one he should of picked was the 1st one "nigger"1308020257392
Anonymous: not uncommon for a child to be names jesus1309841787230
liplocker_code3: ^A girl, too?1418582469850
Anonymous: ^ what about B girl?1418589723151
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Jesus religion helicopter
Jesus religion helicopter jesus (225) , religion (396) , helicopter (23)

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Anonymous: shit happens...1299524581871
MrPerspective: I know I shouldn't, but I LOL'd!1303621096973
Aganonymous: lol wtf1303628991246
MrSandyNigger: Lol die motherfucker.1303629192962
Anon: that's the problem, he was already dead..... fucking jewish zombies1303634535810
Banshee5: ha!1303634545123
crazyassmofo: ^all the above anti-christ assholes are going to burn in hell1303638835193
tnn2: it's chopped... ^go and suck popes dick1303641679433
veranet: ROFLcopter!!1303669035993
Banshee5: ^^genius!1303683312343

MrPerspective
Good one, tnn2... either that, or the most AWSM typo evar! ;-)
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Weldox: This is also why they don't have ejector seats in helicopters.1314721368569
Everdark: blows chunks1317284377713
BnSneky: hahahahaha, what a dumb-ass1317291195872

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I LOVE YOU, JESUS. I WANT TO BE WITH YOU. - SORRY DUDE. THAT'S A SIN. MY DAD WOULD KILL ME LOL.
Jesus gay sin jesus (225) , gay (464) , sin (6)

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AGENTDORK: LMAO FAGGOT1264812907920
ILoveyouBitches: Jesus, i know you want. Fuck your futher instead in his ass. But wait, arent you the father.. Oh man.. This shit is freaking me out..1264817352333
Anonymous: son i am dissapoint1264835565817
Anonymous: USA1275562989412
Anonymous: Fuck him Jesus! God is gonna kill you anyway!1275594717175
anonymous: ^FABULOUS^1286007284659
ImYourMomBIATCH: I fucking lol'd1287699496479
sickfuck88: ^ you would fag1287700779390
Clownichter: ^Troll1287705318628
fapper: i love these stupid jesus cartoons1287707944873
ImYourMomBIATCH: 9390: Eat my dick, bitch1287938910531
Anonymous: Yeah, it would be a sin to cheat on the twelve other guys fucking him, but turning down a member of the Sanhedrin would prove a mistake for Heysus.1364886202570
Pragmatic: Burn Jesus, burn!!! You fucking bastard!!1417801123436
Anonymous: "hopefully this comment doesn�t appear multiple times (it appears to freeze once i try to post my comment.. not certain if it�s really posting), but all I truly wanted to say was great post and thanks for sharing."1417801155156

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He Died for your Sins
Mario jesus mario (57) , jesus (225)

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All american: tha mario , the luigi , and the holy toadstool1254771741708
THEanon: c4c is sin.1254773047176
Anonymous: holy steamroom! its a wapner steak!1254773971646
cracker_killer: lol, epic win!!!!!!!1254778971801
MAELSTHUR: ^^^ newfag THEanom1295381142168
BnSneky: hahahaha All AM1295381449710
MrPerspective: LOL. And they said the Nintendo Code prohibited religious symbols?1303622413864
MrPerspective: "It's-a me, the Holy Mario! I am-a respawned! Happy Easter, si?"1303691119951
EvoStar: RIP 1980s1304017701324
MrPerspective: ^ And on the morning of the third decade, they were Risen. Obscenely priced for mere copypasta ports.1304286582138
Furore23: And Mario has died for our sins BILLIONS of times, unlike that faggot Christ.1304509516569

MrPerspective
^ Veritamente, signor! Respawna in-a one! Aaaaand... buon giorno, it's-a me, Mario, AGAIN! (Continue? Y/N)
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Furore23: How do you spell "b'o-wo-wo-wo-wo"?1304605924685

Anonymous
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Cross hood march religion christian jesus
Cross hood march religion christian jesus cross (31) , hood (6) , march (9) , religion (396) , christian (50) , jesus (225)

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Tres: Losers1308924191985
Furore23: *donk*1308925235472
MrPerspective: Hooded niggas stole mah crosses.1308963514107
Anonymous: RIP Monty Python1308993880862
Anonymous: where the black women at?1309059007853
AZO: *bring ouut your dead*1309084554979
MrPerspective: Well, could be worse. It could be raining.1309226187238
Anonymous: cross country team practice1309229343342
MrPerspective: ^ LOL1309233368454
MrPerspective: I think this is the niggers' answer to KKK : black hoods, non-burning crosses, daylight gatherings... doing everything in opposite. Later, instead of killing some crackers, they're going to sex them tenderly.1309512381758
Twinchlian: Try to look at it as exercise with a strong spiritual component and then suddenly it's not that stupid anymore. These are fortified strong men and when the moslemfags start to act up their God will command them to smite the god damned infidels!!!1309526604891
Twinchlian: I once walked 1300 clicks in penance for being an asshole. Never mind all the amazing gifts that trip gave me - my strength at the end of it was unequaled by any mere 'civilian'. It still is.1309526863239
Lickathesplit: ^When you're talking to yourself, you sure like an intelligent converstation, but i'm guessing the same medical conditions from those characters in the bible applied to you ; Dehydration, Sunstroke, Hallucination combined with Isolation would make a guy talk like you and believe it !!1309531569961
froggywentacortn: Religion the leading cause of making stupid ventures seam like great Ideas ! "let fly a plane into a building to prove our love of our God is the correct one " ect.....1309540208580

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IF JESUS RETURNS, KILL HIM AGAIN. undoJesus.org
Undo jesus protest undo (1) , jesus (225) , protest (190)

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Anonymous: has the advantage of being recusrive1242398661559
Anonymous: jesus doesnt die. hes like a zombie1243106814600
Gen Geo Patton IV: BigFoot is my Messia!1243123651741
night: This looks like a job for the Italians!1243187763546
Anonymous: ^LOL. Italians are a set of fukken cowards, your better off with the french (and thats saying something) LOL1243195594260
Anonymous: ^ You're a dumb ass. Have you ever heard about the crucifixion story? Pontius Pilate? Jews taking Jesus to the Romans for execution? No? You don't have to believe in that story, but at least know it. Until then, STFU.1243206656891
Gen Geo Patton IV: BigFoot was also misunderstood1243211228475
Samps: Guys like this will accept any religion or belief, as long as they can use it as an excuse to be an asshole to complete strangers. And somehow, he thinks he's an intellectual because of it.1249337326239
Anonymous: What I love is all the little pseudo intellectuals that think that going on tantrums on how they don't believe in anything really does anything more than provide them brief comfort in their meaningless lives. If I'm wrong the same thing happens to me as to you. If you are wrong....helLOLZ!!1!1249389928314
Anonymous: ...oh, and before the "I am teh smartz atheist, me no flying spaggeti monster, BIG BANG!!!" posts get here, let me just also add how much happier most people of faith are than all of you. Go spend your welfare check on some pot or something so you can approximate that for a few moments.1249390537206
sinonymous: Yeah, you fucking non believers don't know what it's like to be fucked up the arse by your preist. So, NO YOU!1249936710498
Bubble: I cant be arsed to read whats peen posted by you lost so FUCK YEAH! KILL THE JEW!1249936995750
Anonymous: so the theory is that without religion, nobody gets fucked up the ass. I'm skeptical1249940581338
Hughbie: I love how pseudo intellectuals rant on here about atheists. Why can't you fuckers just keep your shit to yourself and we'll believe in what the fuck ever we want to, or not believe in anything at all....and you can go hold onto your beliefs...I honestly don't give a flying fuck what someone believes in, but don't try to make others believe or understand the same. Fucking religious twats....stfu.1249958848402

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Feet hands three wise men jesus plate statue
Feet hands three wise men jesus plate statue feet (120) , hands (18) , three wise men (1) , jesus (225) , plate (8) , statue (76)

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zone: It sucks to be European1270534885441
Anonymous: Do they need a han--- Oh wait1270553159352
Anonymous: that's not myrrh!1271021045516
Anonymous: WTF is this? I didn't say rare, I said medium rare. take it back, idjits!1295238440312
Redrocco: eating the sigmata? I dont even ....1328022466673
lust: sharia la?1328548315281
Lickathesplit: ^No ! La Sharia.1328548398692
BnSneky: whatever1328548705423
pepe64: Hahahah. So true. Muslims are not 'wise' ffs, they're barbaric1353598846944
Anonymous: Jesus is always full of love, don't mind the body parts, just drink up your coffee, because it is peaceful time.1364320292671
Anonymous: This fucking display cost an arm and a leg!1366245889845
Anonymous: While you are our guest Messr. you shall be waited on hand and foot.1374821429920
Anonymous: Let's get together for some ampu-tea.1374842708735
anonymous: you bonged?1374976390692

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Jesus tattoo
Jesus tattoo jesus (225) , tattoo (268)

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Anonymous: jesus looks stoned1243187055858
Anonymous: Nonsense. He forbids stoning.1243206851357
Pyro: I have burned some bush1250119892707
Anonymous: See "Jesus Drugs" and you will know1250122760938

Anonymous
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zalzankavol: Downs syndrome Jesus.1255191626803
ANNONAMOOSE: jesus christ! DERP1283356037853
Anonymous: His Spidey-sense is tingling1284224184812
jaydeezee: Jesus the angry drunken dwarf.1284261736395
Anonymous: I can see Mary in that grilled cheese sandwich... and yes, if I squint my eyes, I think I can see Jesus in that tatoo1284270690805
Anonymous: jesus must be spinning in his grave!!1310773065553
Anonymous: going to regret that1310775149912
Tattoos: Jesus, that's a shitty tattoo!1326765698896
Quasimodo: fucked up1333456300770

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YOU NEED JESUS
Religion jesus thread religion (396) , jesus (225) , thread (1018)

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Anonymous: No, you do.1282398276120
PIratebob: ......Ha1282398725101
Moongrim: Like I need a hole in my head1282413428256
RedLight: for what?1282420161252
dn: Jesus is just a jewish fairytale... noone needs a religion in which you are begging for mercy all the time.1282421328287
sickfuck88: nah...the jews new he was a fraud1282423056342
iprobablyhateyou: i do need jesus... that mexican shorted my last bag1282423162677
WhiteShark: Troll1282444568982
Nickeh43: Yeah I do. Jeeeeesuuus! Can you come top my drink off please?1282444845381
AlienNation: Yes I do. I need lawn mowed1282445325861
Anonymous: FUCK YOU1282445376511
Raptor Jesus: Yeah I need him to GTFO or stupid ppl minds1282461225725
BLOODTHIRSTYCANNIBAL: Ok, so where do I buy, and for how much?1282495088906
dodgeboy: i need him to turn my lawn into pot1282506909394

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Dance Jesus statue
Dance Jesus statue dance (103) , Jesus (225) , statue (76)

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Anonymaus: bet you cant name the movie this is from1315724049454
Anonymous: Caligula...1315724450719
Anonymaus: nope, but I'll just about bet you saw the movie1315725035719
AnotherAnon: What is the meaning of life?1315751780743
Anonymaus: ^nope a more serious film which in fact won 4 academy awards1315754865153
Anonymous: clockwork orange?1315764809994
Anonymous: Haters gonna hate!!!!!1315772478550
Greyhoundpaul: Do the Y.M.C.A!1315772714944
Anonymaus: ^^^ well done Anon I'm impressed. you either know your movies or can search like a ninja1315786048231
MrPerspective: ♪♪ "WE-WILL-WE-WILL-ROCK-YOU!" ♫1315858059190
Anon-e-miss: needz more bewbies1315858747273
Anonymous: Do the Safety Dance!1318087319628
The Original Spoon: And we can dance, what say?1318090517593
Anonymous: COCKwork orange1321478391755

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RELIGION IS GARBAGE
Religion islam pope jesus muhammed religion (396) , islam (100) , pope (50) , jesus (225) , muhammed (21)

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Anonymous: Face comparison: Brainwashin' Brian & Jay Leno1283029835994
Anonymous: Forgot to include an Athiest in there.1283031501962
Moongrim: Athiesm ain't a religion bucko.1283031701759
Anonymous: absolute fucking win1283042780372
anonymule: this reminds me of garbagepale kids.....fucking awesome!1283043535819
Anonymous: full pic1283043964895
Anonymous: ^ Epic*1283044011306
anonymous: Where are the Jooz ?1312579420450
Anonymous: I used to collect these in the 80s1312580282570
BnSneky: nice1312580365501
Anonymous: no juice?1312584458837
Anonymous: Yeah, Jooz started this monotheism BS.1312601157379
Anonymous: Jesus is Jew1312610496436
Anonymous: Have you ever thought about adding a little bit more than just your articles? I mean, what you say is valuable and all. But just imagine if you added some great photos or video clips to give your posts more, "pop"! Your content is excellent but with images and videos, this site could definitely be one of the greatest in its niche. Fantastic blog!1402735733396

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The United States is in no sense founded upon the Christian Doctrine.
Jesus hypocrisy fundamentalism usa constitution quote religion Jesus (225) , hypocrisy (4) , fundamentalism (1) , usa (442) , constitution (6) , quote (122) , religion (396)

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Harvey: All your base are belong to us.1286482381310
defeat: This is good.1286483576582
Anonymous: and the learned spoke to and for the people and they have been fucking ignored by the stupid...1286484161781
Anonymous: and yet here we are...1286484239857

Anonymous
jesus is totally not satan
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Furore23: ^ Thank you! Anon delivers.1286542568555
Greeft: Well said, but why is Jesus white? He most definitely was not white, so why is he portrayed as such in pretty much all of western popular culture?1286543270658
Furore23: ^ Because white people are the best, and if Jesus is all he's cracked up to be...1286544031146
Greeft: ^But Jesus wasn't all he was cracked up to be. He existed but wasn't the son of a fairy tale being.1286550807659
Furore23: ^ He still cock-punched Hitler and seduced the Bee-Girls from Saturn, so, yeah.1286642041103
Greeft: Remember Jesus died for our sins. So start sinning like crazy you fuckers or it was just an empty futile gesture.1286663251498
Anonymous: Both Pictures are Correct.. The True God is the Devil. Who created Christ to give a Ballance and Hope and the Challenge of Life itself.1297245069307
Anonymous: they have nigger for president - what did you expect???1297287534129
pocket: Google images>Jon McNaughton, if you need another reason to laugh @ christianity. Somehow I don't think Thomas Jefferson would approve.1297288587745

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Nickeh43... when's a time?
Nickeh43 Jesus chan4chan Nickeh43 (41) , Jesus (225) , chan4chan (341)

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Nickeh43: a time for what, scary mystery man?1284090302833
LeashedHate: 5:30, 12:00 and 3:45. These are all times......?1284090394480
savageman69: dude from metal apocalypse?1284090898127
savageman69: metalocalypse i mean,1284091295443
Nickeh43: I'm still not sure when a time is... you tell me?1284091409455
LeashedHate: Nathan Explosion? Naw, he doesn't have facial hair.1284091463631
Anonymous: Pickles? Where's murder face?1284091665162
AmusingMuse: A time to be to scared to respond to Nickeh43.1284134378550

Greeft
I do believe it's Hammertime!
1284146826430
AmusingMuse: It's weird but he looks like if you took all the band members and mixed them together, to bad he is to scared to respond back to Nickeh43 she is obviously interested.1284252895921
Nickeh43: Interested to know when a time is...1284255618161
AmusingMuse: A time is 0 divided by the square root of zebra. That is when a time is.1284263706290
Flarp: It's JESUS!1284391366811
Anonymous: nice minivan faggot1284425609934

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Jor-El so loved the world that he sent his only son Kal-El to save our planet. Superman died for you was resurrected and gets his superpowers from the sun. Superman loves you and if you accept him as your personal savior he will rescue you if your car goe
Superman religion jesus bible superman (11) , religion (396) , jesus (225) , bible (44)

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Anonymous: Makes as much sense as Christianity...1281974764742
Furore23: FUCK YEAH SUPERMAN1281975249166
Anonymous: Shit Bull....1281975545126
Comic Book Geek: so does this mean that Marvel Comics is the devil?1281986726865
Jovi: Superman respect.1282201657699
Greeft: No, Lex Luthor is the Devil.1282205756363
Pyro: in supermans name we pray, The hulk1282208180244
Comic Book Geek: OP, when you have a chance check youtube. search: "DC WHO DO YOU TRUST TRAILER HD" worth a gander imo!1282214580781
Furore23: ^ I did, thanks! Rather nice powerfight with some cool moves; plus it's always nice to hear Kevin Conroy reprising his role.1282304979857
Comic Book Geek: ^ another offering, sir. BATMAN: UNDER THE RED HOOD (2010, animation) streaming @ http : //www . wisevid . com/play?v=0A_xuzx9qfg3 once you're there, let it load for 10 minutes and everything should be fine. enjoy! then there's "WOLVERINE VERSUS...." let me know if interested.1282345384170
Furore23: ^ I got B:UTRH coming, and the Wolvie thing... although I hear bad things about both. We'll see. But thanks!1282399777526
Token: I actually liked Under the Red Hood and Wolverine Versus for what they were...1282400020350
Comic Book Geek: Furore23: You're welcome! Would like to know your opinion about both "movies." :) Token: Did the level of violence in B:UTRH surprise you? RE: WOLVERINE VS, Gotta love Deadpool (such an asshole)!1282427508465
AmusingMuse: No superhero is greater than Ghost Rider. The hulk is unstoppable and would have been beaten in the World War Hulk series had Ghost Rider's human side not show though.1282453361854

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Atheists: The Real Ghostbusters
Atheist ghostbusters jesus religion atheist (50) , ghostbusters (5) , jesus (225) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: Amen.1242766895298
Anonymous: RAmen1243525607960
Bubble: RAPmen1246825436375
Anonymous: fags1246827224404
Bubble: thats not very nice1246827253593
Allah: Ah ha ha! You're a stupid ghost, Jesus! Only I am God.1246827436791
God: now now Allah, I know Jesus was a faggot but please be nice to him.1246843090161
Xenu: fuck both of you1257910852158
Hughbie: Fuck em all...twice...with a blunt stick.1257913017989
Pyro: blunt?1257914132258
Anonymous: No Allah, they are twin in apperance dumbasses1260383248874
Anonymous: holy shit another pastafarian! yeah!1260473410630
Anonymous: fail1275425533637
AGENTDORK: doNt you mean antCHRIST1277169816706

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JESUS - What WOULD he do?
Jesus hit it jesus (225) , hit it (11)

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Furore23: What WOULDN'T he do?1277301306780
Deswegen… Unbill!!!: jewsus would eat some brains, god i hate him1293410733724
Anonymous: ^ hurr durr1310927825323
Anonymous: Just desire to say your article is as amazing. The clarity in your post is just great and i can assume you are an expert on this subject. Fine with your permission allow me to grab your feed to keep updated with forthcoming post. Thanks a million and please keep up the enjoyable work.1405568005905
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Religion creatism raptor jesus natural selection
Religion creatism raptor jesus natural selection religion (396) , creatism (1) , raptor (41) , jesus (225) , natural selection (1)



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Anonymous: Typical atheist attempt at slandering Christianity that fails on Old Earth Creationists, Gap Theory believers, etc.1267511910932
Anonymous: typical jesus hugging a dinosaur in front of a volacano picture...1267515236395
Anonymous: ^^0932 Christian beliefs evolving! Oh! TEH BLASPHEMY!1267541385974
RuleBritannia: Religion has held mankind back for thousands of year it about time we believe in something that is real1267541728351
Anonymous: My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend.1267543012478
Anonymous: yes!1267550136279
Anonymous: Rule Britannia, you're an idiot. The origonal texts of the Bible stated the world was round over 2000 years before it was "discovered" to be so...1267552160484
RuleBritannia: The bible got a few things correct over years woop woop lets all have a wank but so did hitler doesnt make it right tho1267580977222
Limerick: He wasn't magic. He was epic. He was epic beard man and he created the world.1279405334872
Anonymous: great picture! happy to know a book like many others written by demented religious fags 2000 explained everything. how can someone be stupid enough to believe than? creationist freaks, you're survivors of the cave age. hope you soon disappear like the dinosaurs and stop leading kids into ignorance.1279408085141
savyp: I cant believe that anyone who is religous like to come to this site and look at pictures/read things that they know will make them mad because they still belive in "magical" beings1287804180324
Burrgeezy: Epic Beard Man vs Jesus! FIGHT!!!1287805409830
Anonymous: Jesus is a space-based reptile. Duh...1287806425446
Anonymous: The offspring of Jesus and Raptor Jesus is more powerful than you ever imagined. He will return and force even the best of us to serve it's twisted will. Be prepared!1287844047461

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IF YOU'RE JESUS AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS
Jesus clap jesus (225) , clap (1)

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Bubble: IMO he looked worse than that in Pasion of the crist...?1246825074987
Anonymous: Pasion of the WAT? After me please say...PasSion of the cHrist......fuck you need help. Back to school dipshit.1246843653302
Anonymous: ^ jesus and christianity is a load of bullshit anyway so why shouldnt we spell the name wrong its not like he was anything special1246845300921
Anonymous: FREEDOOOMMMMM!1246853592435
Bubble: like ive sed before, who cares, you got what i ment, and as 00921 said, its all fucked, i despise cristians, jews, budists, muslims, french, fuck em all1246856838556
Bubble: and fuck you1246856860122
Anonymous: ^ and fuck you too....you can't spell...even in anger or angst...bubble...more like dribble....arse dribble...1246860169667
Anonymous: i say its not real - but it is because somepeople need something to belive in - its there for people who cant accept that its all over after you die1247020865672
Anonymous: i despise your dumbass too.. bubblefuck1247103478637
Anonymous: haha...classic. Pure classic. Pity to those halfwits who get upset by this. Faggots.1247119701829
Bubble: Because of my disinclination to spell correctly does not make me a shit face cock master (American) I am an English lady from Nottinghamshire, Great Britain who spends all day correcting children on grammer and spelling shit, then when i get home, and see this fuker on a cross i can't be arsed to spel right so once again fuck you, i shall wipe the dribble from your ass and put you in bed.1247147937471
Anonymous: amen?!1247317448983
Anonymous: ARGUING ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS1256312687486
Anonymous: EVEN IF YOU WIN, YOU'RE STILL RETARDED1256312704846

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Jesus serves
Jesus tennis sport jesus (225) , tennis (21) , sport (55)

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Anonymous: That's not a Serve you IDIOT - that's a RETURN!!1278810335878
pocket: yeah, looks like Jesus got served. Or somebody serves Jesus. Or Jesus is about to return?1278815017637
Anonymous: Probably a two-handed backhand - bet he NAILS IT!!1278817149704
Gotteslast: nigga stole his neck1283226155401
corsair: Jesus saves!!! And only takes half damage...1283226204882
Anonymous: you been served1283226807784
crackerkiller5nigger: Jesus is our hero1319631666181
NorwayJunkie: Jesus is a lvl 101319633075109

Anonymous
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Anonymous: delving into judging the living and the dead during REM delivers.1405069361935
Anonymous: ^ processes and proceedings that is.1405074235367
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Jesus cemetery cross
Jesus cemetery cross jesus (225) , cemetery (5) , cross (31)

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⋐°ῶ°⋑: Even didn't know he was ill!1277384214903
K@z: he's dead oh no, I missed the funeral1277452406815
Furore23: How did that wetback afford such a nice tombstone?1277462576144
G3n7r0: Your turn christfags.1281537294272
Anonymous: Like a zombie isn't it, murdered, insulted many times, but keeps comin right back.1281538422316
so_what_if___: here lies jesus. tried to call god. no reply. game over.1281737697907
Beard: Did he make a will?1281747764789
crackerkiller5: ....is a myth1281771184561
gmode: the Lord, Jesus, is in heaven with the Father > amen1281846620185
ElCapitan: @ Beard - they're still fighting over his properties1281858654234
chrud: ^yeah, all jesus' earthly belongings have been tied up in probate court for 2000 years. :)1294682094925
Nickeh43: Look at this gay horseshit.1294682583750
Redrocco: respawn point?1294682638717
MAELSTHUR: RIP Paul1294687812722

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Jesus saves ...and makes incremental backups
Jesus saves backup jesus (225) , saves (2) , backup (2)

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Anonymous
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akingu: fuck jesus! give ME some fucking nails and I'll make sure that fucker doesn't get down again!1256754854329
marcelocent: :id:1256360825130.jpg1272405744617
marcelocent: :id:12563608251301272405760714
darkwing duck 421: i dont......thats why i lose evrything wen i let my computer die.....anger1272742446817
rcourt64: Yup, he's gonna need that info for when your day of judment arrives.1272742559229
feinstaubalarmdepp: and i make excremental backups. on your momma1300496044262
tokunbo: could he save me a piece of ass for Saturday1300547357906
BnSneky: ^save sum for me too1300547592705
Anonymous: so there's something about different frames (full picture, differences to next/previous, ...) in the NT standard just like mpeg? or is this about no damage on reflex saves (if it was 13th level this jesus might have half damage on failed save if its a rogue)?1328190240907
DogsHaveItEz: and then rsyncs with global office directory, a cloud solution financed by coca cola.1402988614332
Anonymous: Keeping it in the cloud!1403017536635
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YOU WOULDN'T MULTIPLY FISH AND BREAD
Internet download steal copyright jesus itt internet (173) , download (13) , steal (12) , copyright (11) , jesus (225) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: Are you saying that Jesus was a pirate?1328866854453
Anonymous: i believe they are1328912206974
Smosh: Jesus was a pothead too.1328913346683
Anonymous: Is it a sin to download the bible?1329090087894
Smosh: Most renditions of The Bible are in the public domain, so no.1329094717750
Anonymous: Fish sandwich.1335114167338
Anonymous: ^^^It is only a sin if you download it on a jewish apple product1335115019701
Arschloch33: but on meth you would1335118238483
Lavalancer: Verily , I say unto you Jesus, iinvented the fish sandwich.1335460859883
Smeggy: When you perform a mirical and multiply fish and bread, you rob caterers of their income.1340512708568
Anonymous: Neither did anyone. Ever.1341717403375
Anonymous: FISH multiplied by BREAD and ADD tomatoe sauce = Anchovie Pizza for the masses!1341756802273
MrPerspective: I downloaded KJV, which is NOT public domain.1353040047680
Cheesecake: ^ Wow, I'm enthralled !1353040952184

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Jesus obama photoshop
Jesus obama photoshop jesus (225) , obama (224) , photoshop (445)

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the7rafe7: where's the satan version of this?1270027998979
fap: jobama1272793795977
Anonymous: Crucify him!1274129030742
Moongrim: Just look for the Satanic version on the R.N.C. website.1274143485526
Grund1e: He's still a nigger!1325957949120
Anonymous: ^indeed1325960781627
Anonymous: All niggers woeship him for more handouts !1325970284314
honghavok: Aaaaaahuauaggh!1325973153489
Anonymous: I iz the bringer of freebeez fo all yo niggas. Whitey beez payin fo it .1325977763758
Anonymous: This is offensive. FAIL.1325999425583
Jovi: looks like that les dude from hardcore pawn1326008700858
MrPerspective: I'm not sure how, but I'm pretty sure this is blasphemy somehow.1353041378467
Anonymous: Fuck Jobamesus - lol1368279472609
nigel: This is how the American pres views him. They cant wait for his blessing and fear his anger.1370609407889

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Jesus gay
Jesus gay jesus (225) , gay (464)

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Weed: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!1300844811353
Anonymous: Jesus joins the Insane Clown Posey1300851530623
Anonymous: Jesus died for his sins1300872276923
Captngeetch: I say wecrucify him and check back in, say three days1300900286707
KriSega: LAWL1300907095975
Anonymous: A Bit too hairy for Jesus1304223835218
Anonymous: oh he came, he came back1361872512715
springer: I don't want to see1361878434366
Anonymous: most accurate and best jesus ever, he gave everybody aids1365120180214
Anonymous: how did my life suddenly go so so wrong all in one picture?1365301928881
Crackhead Fez Monkey: Jesus was well hung.1398347581121
Anonymous: this is not jesus1398371663817
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Jesus BRB
Jesus BRB jesus (225) , BRB (4)

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Anonymous: LOL!!1275202894259
ImYourMomBIATCH: Lol!1275254444493
Anonymous: I LOL'D1275298430653
Anonymous: lmao1275312544376
Clownichter: Lol hes afk for a while1275325627518
Anonymous: I Freakin' lol'd1276565156995
Kareloko: liar, you´ll never brb!1276651795235
atheistafro: first you'd need to "B"1276732905766
AlienNation: Fucking repost, fuck you. But shit this is some good shit. But fuck you, okay?1276732976712
sUNz: i lold xD ♥1283970683650
Anonymous: lol nice1284771607776
Jesus: Hey guys sorry for the wait i'm back. Had to go pick up the new Halo1284785218133
loadrunner: rislmao1284785523962
Jesus: Dude, BRB.1286595997811

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FUCKING LAG - TOOK 3 DAYS TO RESPAWN
Jesus respawn lag jesus (225) , respawn (1) , lag (1)

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Anonymous: Whats a Atheist?1289051902254
sickfuck88: what is a christfag?1289056765468
YuLiekPicturz: repost =\1289087633670
Anonymous: Whats a Hero?1290928768766
Anonymoose: wut?1291334416995
Clownichter: huh?1291349172236
Anonymous: OMG I LOLD SO HARD I EVEN PISSED MY PANTS ROFLCOPTER1291506024186
Anonymous: ROFLMFWAO!1291514146566
Spectre: hahah1291747535933
anon: even jesus hates dial-up1291748321585
arkona666: lol1291765571151
ImYourMomBIATCH: Fucking lol, Jesus.1291771942416
MrSandynigger: lol21293162719116
BlaBlaBla: lol3^1294658355303

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Cosplay furry last supper photo jesus religion
Cosplay furry last supper photo jesus religion cosplay (29) , furry (70) , last supper (11) , photo (1831) , jesus (225) , religion (396)

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ErlKonigVinz: I hope Jesus remembered to pack a doggy bag, I hear when you dine in hell you get loads of sandwiches to stuff your face with.1281688422460
rome_: league of imaginary characters or the year 2050 peace conference?1281731330530
Moongrim: Where's my flamethrower?!1281742866174
Anonymous: DO IT, MOONGRIM! BE THE RIGHTIOUS RAIN THAT WASHES THE VILE SCUM OFF THE STREETS!1281746756246
Malacath: some of the suits are nicely done...except...yea...some aren't1282355662279
Anonymous: ok lets all dress up as furries and remake Da Vinci's last supper1289252858626
Anonymous: Oh my god, now there's going to be some bombings and... oh wait, Christians aren't Muslims. False alarm, it's ok everyone.1289806453721
Kennedy: I might become the first christian muslim. just so I can bomb things for jesus1289809175141

Anonymous
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Anonymous: Get the Furry Spam alot video or thye Dogfather video1290469070599
Clownichter: "Some furry will betray me"1290479842143
rawrarwrawrawrawr: moongrim its up your asshole where it belongs1290828768859
BnSneky: what am i seeing here1290829103918
Phadrus: These are nice costumes. Where does one get something like that?1291825491213

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Jesus art
Jesus art jesus (225) , art (1148)

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TASTYbacon: nnnnnnnnnnnnice1252902442427
ThrillBilly: thats not a tuxedo shirt...1252910285844
Anonymous: He's coming and it's no more Mr Nice Guy1252924591104
jackfrosty: Jesus christ... Serious business.1253028661300
Anonymous: San Francisco and Gomorrah -- any questions?1253029183162
Pyro: Jesus the sequal: The Second Coming.....O yes there will be plagues1254795689719
Anonymous: Looks like flaming balls on his chest.1255238366326
Pyro: my bad1255238387527
Fuehrer: ma dogggg1265045026986
Holdaar: this looks like a photoshopped rob zombie :P1269940032502
Anonymous: I think it's Don Quixote ...1284625518116
Anonymous: Somebody's had a little too much Bill Hicks, methinks1290097902311
Anonymous: will that be black coffe or white ?1290101970345
Anonymous: Rob Zombie on vacation in Cancun.1375842283618

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JIMMY'S SHOE REPAIR
Shop shoes religion sign pun jesus shop (28) , shoes (11) , religion (396) , sign (279) , pun (61) , jesus (225)

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Anonymous: EPIC WIN !1283418919520
Flarp: lulz1283849717731
g-man: tongue my welt1283869862325
mACÄK: lose at fail1284066488618
Nickeh43: yessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11284071709606
Jesus: He does good work1284088998105
YPPQ: anyone call the number yet?1284089571784
Anonymous: \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/1289196260700
Limerick: Does he do sandals?1289196336453
Munster: Awww that Jimmy...1289201057298
Anonymous: clever dude - that Jimmy1290422606165
Sinonymous: EPIC seems a lot less now1290621436772
Anonymous: Yeah, yeah, yeah.....1293615034115
monstanto: such a hero1293687282446

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Pedobear irl costume jesus
Pedobear irl costume jesus pedobear (334) , irl (126) , costume (138) , jesus (225)

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Allah: Dammit, Jesus... you can't have acces to my virgins. Ever.1246131814284
Anonymous: he is one of his virgins.1251268485221
Hughbie: looking a bit limp dick there jesus. Did you just cop one up the poop shute from pedobear?1251274068628
jackfrosty: Good girls go to heaven... Bad girls etc...1251278470368
DutchGuy: bad girls go to my house ^^1251281554901
Anonymous: Approved.1252669404718
Pedobear: juice.1252669629447

kinganonymous
@ 68628, dunno, LOL
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dunsk: what are wou children staring at... uh... sry... i, uh tell your parents and i will kill you1269493630116
Anonymous: that schoolgirl is a dude!1327049331430
Anonymous: he blessed pedobear so pedopriest can bless the children1363366048141
Anonymous: Bros, they both want the little children to come unto them. Or come on them, I guess.1389944182675
Anonymous: so many asians..... must be in america!1389950783267
Offen Bach: so many assholes..... must be in america!1389951111445

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adam mclane - When your kids hate church - My kids don't get excited about going to church most Sunday's. That's putting a nice bow on it, isn't it? Let's take the pretty bow of for the sake of this post. They hate going to church.
Religion kids jesus church advice religion (396) , kids (13) , jesus (225) , church (21) , advice (280)

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Cuntfux: Obviously your child is smart enough at that young age to know that 1: Religion is BULLSHIT and 2: Not to go anywhere near the priest for fear of being anally raped.1289898956535
chumpno1: ^exactly1289900074234
Warg: I still have nightmares about going to church. And I wasn't even molested... physically, I mean.1289908700230
Anonymous: Your children obviously have a minor possession in progress. You must dress them in white cotton robes and purge their demons by glorifying their purity with prayer. You must engage in prolonged periods of prayer and fasting. during moments when your children falter, you must beat them to refresh their vigour and faith in Jesus. Several days of fasting, prayer and physical chastisement should work1289913775184
SLIPPY: ^I agree with all above posts, but ops kids are spoiled. If you need them to go for some reason, beat them before and after church and they will learn to like it. I did. Give your children to the LORD.1289918142530
Munster: You should educate your kids and quit the religion bullshit...1291805666445

crackerkiller5
all comments win
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Lickathesplit
thoughts about religion..
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Anonymous: Media teaches values - on the other hand if the Church doesn't bring a sense of community it has lost it's meaning - family too1292226410199
Munster: Cool story bro...1292228436362
Anonymous: your child is one of us.1292237449381
onlylogical: When your kids are getting molested and you hand them over to the abusers..............1292915694803
Anonymous: Take heart, your kids are smarter than you are!1293486765425
NotSoMuchAnonymous: Every sane individual aleays stay the hell out of church..1331452819412

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! - YES MY SON. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
Pig cartoon jesus religion pig (72) , cartoon (197) , jesus (225) , religion (396)

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Jesus: I find this offensive1272682438149
Aalfred666: He could do it if he wanted to.1272683788685
Greg: ^^^lol1272689082580
moarcp: i wonder what would 'omfg' look like1272693613141
Anonymous: you see this right here is the great thing about aetheism1279981353364
mom102938: @Jesus You find this offensive yet you are on the most disturbing sight in the world? Hmmm? I think it's hilarious!1279981538487
barak osama:   ▲1279996248880
barak osama: ▲ ▲1279996256832
Anonymous: epic win my good sir1280020184932
MR.FAMAS: this fucking STUPID!1280068606819
Harvey: Fred Negro FTW!1284989176569
communistamerica: fucking christians how do they work1285511649459
YuLiekPicturz: wow so old..1285517796564
Anonymous: This is repulsive and disturbing. What is wrong with you? this was disrespectful and frankly, it makes me feel sick. Jesus will remember this in Heaven. I am a christian, and for my school paper I stumbled across this sight.i hope you will remove this.1287709834414

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Jesus skyscraper knock hello modern society giant
Jesus skyscraper knock hello modern society giant jesus (225) , skyscraper (6) , knock (5) , hello (5) , modern (4) , society (6) , giant (36)

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fiveby5: who's there? jebus. jebus who? jebus fucking christ that's a tiny doorbell.1336697826169
Anonymous: I think that I saw this on the Syfy channel.1336714801185
RubberG: ^ "Attack of the Giant Christ from Outer Space"1336724384257
djh123: dumb.1336726415517
Anonymous: Hello UN may I come in?1337384856690
Poopalotacus: Knock down the UN, GODzilla1347250129485
Uncle Harvey: "I don't care if you're the Ambassador of DISNEYLAND! If you don't have a badge, you're not gettin' in!"1347254437379
Bulbasaur111919: That fucker is like a vending machine to him.1347264915320
Anonymous: call NERV !!!!!1347286773369
Anonymous: NEON GENESIS EVANGELION !!!1347329250528
Anonymous: Jesus, my Mexican gardener, is coming back !!!!1347334668374
Anonymous: SKY-JEW calling1347335446412
Bonefish: Make yourself useful for once Jebus, clean those windows while you're out there.1389835957371
Anonymous: Can I take a minute of your time to speak to you about The Lord?1390252287400

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JESUS CHRIST
Jesus venn zombie dracula jesus (225) , venn (10) , zombie (53) , dracula (4)

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Earthman1: Too true1262673356204
Pyro: lol see you guys in hell1262673404463
AGENTDORK: lol wats hell1264811400951
Anonymous: pyro's bedroom1276746453765
Anonymous: Spot on1286103440246
Doc OctoAnonyPuss: Frankenstein + Dracula + Zombie = Jesus Christ. FUCK YEAH!1286108722730
AwesomeAnonymous!: Jesus is superior! just proven!1288573638180
catcall: fuck you, i be laughing ad ur burining1290916672461
Anonymous: If you created a new religion with all the 'miracles' of the old ones, you'd be laughed out of town.1364712073721
liplocker_code3: I claim that Jesus never existed. You proove me wrong! (And don1390084929730
liplocker_code3: I claim that Jesus never existed. You proove me wrong! (And don't give me no shit about "it's in the bible"! I said "proove it")1390084965597
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Jesus last supper
Jesus last supper jesus (225) , last supper (11)

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Anonymous: DUDE! You're in my seat!1245351694747
Anonymous: there is a girl in there1245366938244
Anonymous: to the left of jesus1245366953879
FB: what happened to the holy grail? Actually, no one even has a cup.1246309200580
Anonymous: which one is this Jesus fellow ?1246325403561
Jesus: Hey man ! You people talkin about me walkin on water - what kind of racist remark is that ? You tryin to call me a wetback or sometihin. I no cut your grass anymore gringo .1246373398788
Bubble: I thort Peter was a rabbit? or is that South Park people telling my fibs again1246825206544
Anonymous: by the way numbnuts...its "thought"....I guess you are just dumb...or retarded so you are excused.1246843264720
Anonymous: Jesus Christ! Did you fart?! Stop eating that cabbage!1246853699948
Bubble: numbnuts? it was only me bitch, and its shorter and easyer when drunk.1246856552352
Bubble: and it looks like you knew what i ment so why bother? Why? nothing else better to say? people like you make me realise i'm not just the only looser on here1246856637499
Anonymous: 7499..you said it...you are a looser....so please...take a number, join the queue and while you are at it dumbo, learn to spell...its not hard...unless you are retarded that is1246860473158
Cam the PedoMan: "awww mann who the fuck farted"1247207044143
Oa: "Where's the fucking Chinese food? I specifically ordered the Spicy Hunan Special." How fucking hard is it to cater a dinner for 12 goddam people? I am so outta here. Cleanse your own fucking sins!" BTW: At least I got it, Bubble. You rocked.1248016645797

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Jesus
Jesus jesus (225)

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Anonymous: meh1262464533835
Apu: fapfapfap...C-C-C-CUMSHOT!!!1262468663992
Anonymous: you're sick and you will pay for it the hard way1267580962357
Anonymous: ^ lol ur god doesn't exist1267583135415
non-believer: What? Is your God gonna miraculously appear and strike us dowwwWWWWW.......ack.1267583468391
Anonymous: it's me1267583518289
His God: Ok which one of you little pricks is next?1267583655242
Anonymous: v1267585843783
Kobe Bryant: i am jesus, who is this imposter?1267586804603
Kobe Bryant: ack! ....... (x_x)1267588752532
Moongrim: Who Farted?1271371251375
Anonymous: What a piece of shit1271428415584
Anonymous: forgives you1272227526762
marcelocent: LMAO1272405857214

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