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Jesus + He-man smoking a joint
Weed joint jesus he-man weed (324) , joint (40) , jesus (225) , he-man (3)

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Anonymous: is this from moral orel1248908498866
Anonymous: I lol'd1264143617793
Pyro: I smoked1264145262150
ghostoftime: Coo!1264159258903
goatman67: ... Jesus... and... he-man... no...no...NOOOOOOO-oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOSOOOSOSOOSOSOSOSOOS)1264888785119
Anonymous: there is tobacco laying right there1264889847445
Anonymous: one more hit. just one more b4 i pass out.1266080430872
Rayray: ant got time for this i need some kush bye1296868958614
Weed: They're in Sweden. The matches gives them away. Hurry, Christfags, hurry!1296871975842
Feefdoodle: aaaw you spilled shake in the coke wtf1297031701315
BnSneky: what the..........1297031935128
MAELSTHUR: bahahahah I wanna some too pls geezy1297097783952
Pyro: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAAAAAAAAAANNN1303292569127
Germania88: Van Nelle <31317811821315

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-HEY JESUS. AM I GOING TO HELL? -YES, ERIC. -WTF, WHY!? -BECAUSE YOU SUCK, LOL. -OWNED
Jesus jesus (225)

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Bubble: lol1248088898834
Hughbie: haha....love it.1248099960944
GOD: Hey Son !!!! Someone just posted another funny picture of you .1248222374834
Jesus: Would you please STFU and leave me alone . I am trying to masturbate in here and you keep yelling at me .1248223335562
Anonymous: shoulda said pwned1248232981791
Bubble: thats what i was thinking, but wasn't such a sad bastard to mention it...1248273377621
Jesus: actually I was there and she did say - OWNED . Dumb blondes . If she had been brunette or red head - PWNED .1248284930966
Noztik@RS: Hey! My name is eric!.... BOOHOO!1264964424714
Anonymous: seen funnier. it is not funny just because "lol" and "owned" are used, be a bit creative ffs1264965463244
moosty: ▲1265285099576
moosty: ▲ ▲1265285115414
Mitsay: Now this one is awesome! ROFL1266073785542
Anonymous: loled1270951069958
SickNote:    ▲1270951396510

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Egg jesus easter rabbit religion art
Egg jesus easter rabbit religion art egg (59) , jesus (225) , easter (10) , rabbit (28) , religion (396) , art (1149)

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Anonymous: now it all makes sence!!1273108065521
Anonymous: to soon1273154857262
urrong: sensealkdsjfalskjdf tooooo1273558704654
wupme: Actually neither the bunnys nor the eggs have something directly to do with east. The eggs are just there because its forbidden to eat them in the weeks before easter... so people ate the huge amounts of eggs that piled up when it was allowed again. The easter bunny is a newer creation just for kids to entertain them.1274544796380
crackerkiller5: ^cool story brah^1274719044927
Anonymous: Eggs and rabbits are both there because older religions held the day that Easter took as a celebration for fertility.1285799884725
Flarp: That's a whole lotta Jesus!1285801939631
the7rafe7: who came first, the jesus egg or the wabbit... or your mother1285802667151
Anonymous: so that's the reason1285962652986
Anonymous: Dont be stupid. Easter is a pagan festival. Oestra was the godess of fertility. Bunny rabbits shag like rabbbits and eggs need no explanation. It has nothing to do with christianity.1286307756212
WannEatFud: and that is the REAL story behind where Jeesus came from1286311141117
sickfuck88: this is so fucking gay1288496926552
Anonymous: i believe, this is the truth1309464843425
MrPerspective: Hunh? Jesus was resurrect-clone-hatched from a rabbit's chocolate egg? Tempting as it may be, I'm not sure that religion stuff of yours fully convinces me... While you're at it, why not say he was the glow-in-the-dark baby of a dove and a virgin jewish juvenile jailbait? Just a jolly jester, you are!1309467534245

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Jesus jackass
Jesus jackass jesus (225) , jackass (2)

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craz8bomber: hahaha!!! no words better1318173326947
zayl: loled1318653554864
MrSandyNigger: PFfAHAHAHAHA1318702488166
paraxdnb: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH1318807269119
Anonymous: lol'd1318823118759
Lickathesplit: Got his ass slapped good in that dungeon there, so that's where this fetish came from...1319024886431
Yeshua: Last time I was like a lamb. This time I shall be a lion.1319275296512
Anonymous: repost and sick disrespectful shit1333867580225
Greeft: ^ Yep, and that's what makes it fucking funny. Almost all comedy is at someone's expense.1333868230281
MrSandyNigger: ^^Christfag.1333868703324
Greeft: Happy Easter chan4chan folks. ==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcixH4yc4_w P.S. The christfag anon at the top probably shouldn't click this link lol.1333881107479
Anonymous: well - did he burn the roman imperialist flag before like some arabs to before and next to people doing that to themselves too?1333881236125
Anonymous: having a go at seeing how much of my body will survive after a 3 day comatosis, brb - couldnt organize my stuff all munnies from the arabs/indians in the beginning lost by father josef - quite bad, went depressive, so i had other people take it out on me, at least there was other people writing about that because - well, cant read and write worth shit, thats why my nickname is jesus - dunce1333881359983
bshaun2: I'm white trash and I'm in trouble1333884273417

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Jesus brian song
Jesus brian song jesus (225) , brian (8) , song (18)

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Anonymous: always look on the BRIGHT...1273545576568
CreepisKryp: ...Si-ide of Life...1273563880574
DutchGuy: life's a piece of shit... when you look at it...1273600525564
Anonymous: Jesus can you see my house from there?1273901937778
Anonymous: *whistles*1275401968223
Anonymous: Look, you've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!1275409667893
Anonymous: Yes, we are all individuals!1275409895579
Hughbie: So please follow me.....1275410143808
Anonymous: You're all different!1275410223101
Anonymous: I'm not.1275410237455
Anonymous: Shh!1275410593790
Hughbie: Oi.....just follow me blindly please...1275410685417
Anonymous: Biggus Dickus ftw1275411011656
Hughbie: OI....no biggus dickus please...just follow me....blindly...please....I...I know it all....1275411234259

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Atheists: Do you believe in raptor jesus?
Religion atheist raptor jesus religion (396) , atheist (50) , raptor (41) , jesus (225)



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iprobablyhateyou: the7rafe7... you are a dumbfuck1273153990121
Anonymous: I believe in raptors watching the tour the france :-D "Velo-see-Raptors" they're called ;-)1273154584480
Anonymous: what is a raptor jesus?1273174518482

Anonymous
^ newfag
1273174647638
Anonymous: i believe there was once a raptor whose name was raptor jesus, but i do not believe he gave himself for anyone except for the tyrannosaurus who eated him1273175441688
Anonymous: I belive in holy Santa, does that make me a theist?1273180271251
the7rafe7: ^ lolol what is a theist?1273197828651
Greeft: I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky!1273233964489
Anonymous: OP: Do you believe in spelling?1275064182868
FreeBirdMarine: tori spelling? :O lol1275064268463
Cod3Honor: are u tatd? raptor jesus? jesus does not exist the raptor too1275159530896
the7rafe7: i am not a tator1277948305288
AshPerty: was raptor jesus a nigger?1307089045602
Lickathesplit: Ignorant troll tries to troll ITT ...1307136963233

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Religion is a joke - Prayers
Jesus religion christian atheist jesus (225) , religion (396) , christian (50) , atheist (50)

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REQUIEM: so much WIN1304799420567
Anonymous: so true1305015700651
Anonymous: This looks like a series. Where are the other parts?1307207978745
Anon: Fair enough.... is there any other text to complement this? It is disappointing how people like to believe such ridiculous stories while they have the facts hitting hard right on their noses...1307212682942
savyp: Its all taken from godisimaginary.com Theres a lot more than this but I just took bits and pieces from a few pages1307249528447
MrPerspective: Sauce! In the name of God's Mercy and all that is Good, we need sauce for moar!1307346367918
MrPerspective: ^^ Oh. Never mind. I'll just stop praying and rely on myself. Thx, savyp. :-)1307346430837
Glennocide: cool storey bro1307354058729
Anonymous: MrPerspictive......I NEED YOUR SAUCE NOW!1307367995447
MrPerspective: ^ savyp gave it : http://godisimaginary.com And you're welcome. :-)1307585103430
sayvp: Im suprised no one has tried to argue any of these points1310140837175
Anonymous: Peter's shadow healed people, did he need to pray for these miracles? NO he didn't! He was gifted with eternal life, that's what you should pray for FIRST... It's what Jesus refers to when he say's ask, and you shall recieve... The Power from On High, from God, to heal them YOURSELF!1310141270387
savyp: These are all just stories that are not located anywhere else except in this book of fairy tales. Why do things like this not still happen? If miracles like these did in fact happen then there would be no other reason to follow any other religion because it would be clear who the one true god is. People would be slowly drawn towards this particular religon and the false gods would be weeded out1310142268310
Anonymous: If that guy was gifted with eternal life do you know where is he today? I would like him to heal my cancer1310155353100

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No no no, you hold it like this.
Jesus gun jesus (225) , gun (191)

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Anonymous: Awww how sweet. BTW: what is god's son's son's name?1247654825901
Bubble: FUCKLORD is his name, taken from the Jews.1247663614580
Hughbie: ^which jews dickhead?1247664154549
Bubble: Just in general... they are all dreamers1247664722411
Anonymous: bubble is an faggot1247708937344
Anonymous: ^ "an faggot"...well at least Bubble has good grammar unlike the pile of shite you write.1247722800138
Bubble: Just to prove god is the cause of all wars.1247737322407
Propayne: Just to prove god is much more fun in true life. This, my people, is the truth shown here.1247746585916
DutchGuy: "... and then gently squeeze the trigger... don't yank it, or you'll go off target."1253194876788
Jewnited States: Two-hand hold, Jesus. And watch the front sight...1253195786680
Hughbie: Ah fuck it...just nuke em.1253197038720
Bubble: and 7344.. Bubble is a dyke.1253199784767
throb51: no no no no like this...jews & black are like zombies.... you them in the head!1261617781458
MunevAdips: Fail, he'd rock the 471261631274879

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yo - I Died fo yo sins NIga!
Black jesus black (387) , jesus (225)

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.........: NEGO JESUS1284329837677
Flarp: Yeah right. If Jesus' was black we wouldn't know who his father was. (not racist. Just love a good joke)1284373002585
YuLiekPicturz: flarp gtfo of the internet seriously.. no racist.. just gtfo and hate them stealing niggers1284402538270
Flarp: lolz.1284408682206
Flarp: No offense, Soul Jesus, but if you died for my sins I supposed the justice system needs serious investigation. Nevertheless, bro-fist. After all, you are not a Muslim... ....or are you..? (That kills me. 'Muslims. I was gonna bro-fist one.")1284443743957
Pyro: He rode into town on an ass......1289123332981
Anonymous: jesus couldn't have been black... he had a job1289186183545
al: He was a white American, possibly a Marine.1289186516672
GibblesNBits: Black or white jesus are both retarded.. He was born in fucking Jerusalem way way back when they didn't have plane's to go fly around... So obviously he's Jewish.. Which explains why everyone is supposed to give a tenth of their earnings to get to heaven... Damned greedy jews.. >:-(1292359261145
Disruptive: How many black jews do you know? I cant think of a single one. Not only that, next your prob gonna tell me the tooth fairy and santa are black too.1292359743636
Redrocco: Sammy Davis Jr jr1292359774902
Psilofyr: Lenny Kravitz is a Black Jew just for your info.1292359889755
Disruptive: Ok well he isnt a whole black. I just love how half breeds claim to be black.1292389313498
Weed: Black Jesus.1295965674343

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Thanks, Jesus, for this food - de nada
Food jesus religion spain prayer mexican thanks mexico food (245) , jesus (225) , religion (396) , spain (13) , prayer (6) , mexican (19) , thanks (11) , mexico (32)

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RubberG: Guess where Julio takes a piss? I don't see any Porta Potties.1326675986115
LastResort: ^ on your GFs face?1326676796398
m4k3k3: winer1326678155493
RubberG: ^^ I don't have any Gay Friends.1326683268302
Quantum69: LOL LR1326694219413
Furore23: I'm not worried, everything I eat comes from a space laboratory.1326712210764
Moongrim: Just Gay Lovers... I suppose that birds, bees, and other wildlife hold it in when passing through the fields.1326727996303
USA! USA! USA! USA!: Everything I eat comes out of cans and sealed plastic wrap, so no niggers or wetbacks would have been able to piss on it1326734397638
RubberG: ^ what about all the mexicans that work at the factory? l worked at a salmon cannery in Alaska when I was younger and we filled a can with an ashtray full of cigarette butts once.1326735527462
Anonymous: i believe1326735601722
@USA!USA!USA!USA!: You dumb fuck cracka the factory can food must get there food somewhere... Bottom line you still get piss food, dang stupid dumb yellow bitches1326748652674
Anonymous: why do they call them white people if there yellow, so they are color people too1326748882694
LastResort: RubberG for minute story of the year!1326755695266

idrankallthebeer
not again hayzooz!
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U cant touch this - Stop! - Hammer time.
Jesus crucifiction stop hammertime jesus (225) , crucifiction (1) , stop (29) , hammertime (5)

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GOD: Hey Son !!!! Jesus Christ !!! Stop playing World of Warcraft and get in here . Someone just posted another funny picture of you . You have got to see this . LMFAO !!!!!!!1248219779973
Bubble: lol1249072719983
Anonymous: LOL im goin to hell anyway so laughing at this is ok1249200282231
cockwarmer: Jesus - LvL 59 Undead Death Knight on Frostwolf. Recently, he found out that with /2 more people can see his spam than wit /y.1249220085291
Hughbie: thats more like it...my style...fucking hammer 'em in....nail that fucker to that fucking cross like the cunt he is....1249223451223
Anonymous: MC HAMMER... HAHAHAHA LOL1252311646608
Furore23: Don't hurt 'em, Jesus!1277310147970
gom: ROFL! : D1277313320686

Redrocco
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sUNz: omg omg omg <31284133281819
Jesus: WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP CALLING ME?!!1284144614157
Greeft: Superfreak!1284146542896

Redrocco
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Anonymous: Jesus gets nailed1344945754231

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JESUS - How Christians see him - How historians see him - How Mormons see him - How blacks see him - How he sees himself - What he really is
Jesus religion thread atheist pov jesus (225) , religion (396) , thread (1018) , atheist (50) , pov (4)

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Lexicon: So... the historians are really wrong?1331852686774
Everdark: the blank square should probably be a skeleton or a mommy....1331860248753
RubberG: LOL! fucking niggers! Won't be long and snow men will be black.1331862279291
Mephisto: No Everdark...because Jesus did not exist1333488811603
Anonymous: seems about legit1363655690170
Anonymous: True christians don't know what Jesus looks like. Leave it to a dumbass atheist to post a pic like this Pff1363664642934
Anonymous: No one knows how he looks like those are renditions1363664709472
Cheesecake: All funny but mormons? lol1419493075671
Cheesecake: Did Everdark say "mommy"?1419493228884
Anonymous: Atheists are so unhappy.1420440604626
Jebus help us: Empty space reserved for Kermit the Frog.1420744381716
Jebus help us:: My head hurts because it's empty space.1420744425956
Jebus help us: Trololol1420753184201
Jebus help us:: :)1420761886567

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Black jesus nigger religion
Black jesus nigger religion black (387) , jesus (225) , nigger (628) , religion (396)

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Warg: who?1279774307576
beepb00p: ^ it's niggerjesus, you a-hole1279774353947
Gabagool: ^ bwaa-haa-haa-haa!1279775583704
Anonymous: R.I.P. Katt Williams1280779586455
sickfuck88: so do we burn the cross first?1280780710617
Pyro: ^ Question is, What DONT wwe burn first1280780741297
Anonymous: not Jesus - it's Prophet Tyrone from Nazareth1280781624857
Pyro: I rode into town on an ass YO MAMAS ASS1280819620458
DEADBOLT: LOOOL Tyrone of Nazareth1281295281867
crackerkiller5: science be praised!1281329467147
Anonymous: RIP Lil Wayne1281418317162
Anonymous: everyone knows jesus is a mexican name1281586077360
Anonymous: You'd think that if god was real he would do more to make his son look less like a muppet.1281587534497

XENU
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Jesus judgement day show your tits i will judge
Jesus judgement day show your tits i will judge jesus (225) , judgement (2) , day (5) , show your tits (1) , tits (2510) , i will judge (1) , judge (12)

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Anonymous: rolf if only i was jesus1245636678393
Anonymous: old news... we all know jesus is a horny bastard ... but what do a gay guy want with tits? He got his harem of easy fuck boys... wasn't it 12 of them?1251285118597
lastwinj: I support this message.1255911724976
roflz: 4chan has already seen my tits.1255919239947
FalzeProphet: i haven't1255919484895
roflz: Sucks for you. I see them all the time.1255919994775
FalzeProphet: proof or it didn't happen :p (I'm really not this much of a douche I swear.)1255920447199
brutalninja: i love horney jesus! we need to see him more1255952768936
roflz: haha Falze my tits are on 4chan right nao. Just letting you know.1256277762550
Anonymous: post it to chan4chan then i'll care1256304771643
Anonymous: haha1256310800624
roflz: I don't post my own tits!1256312887791
FalzeProphet: link?1256316272283
Anonymous: desperate?1257572829773

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Jesus stab
Jesus stab jesus (225) , stab (8)

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rdogg: its was the stabbath AHAHAHAHA1271562683715
Aalfred666: HA HA sucks for him!1271562871728
destituteraven: no sucks for you cause your the sinful one1271622999836
Anonymous: Die son of a bitch!1271668338595

Kyle
Kill Jesus!
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Synonymous: DO IT FAGGOT!1272801086215
alkolol: PIEK tihihihihi :31272801402770
Anonymous: Poor Jesus is a JEW! Eat it Kyle, you jew-fag!1272817806726
jesus: son, i am dissappoint1272818638483
Grave: He died for our sins.1272833622223
rudey: did he died?1272835080621
TikiTime: Dammit Cartman, why do you always have to poke things with sticks?1272861559904
Anonymous: † † †1272866251673
Anonymous: your crosses are upside down sir.1272891586486

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Jesus dies on pg. 681
Bible spoiler religion jesus bible (44) , spoiler (4) , religion (396) , jesus (225)

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fappa-choppa: He died 4 us u know1241622195151
Anonymous: I thought he died so we could have Christmas & Easter holidays LOL1241627687950
Anonymous: I will one day die for him. So it's even, I owe him nothing.1241628531317
Amomynous: Jesus is just alright with me - Doobies1241637953139
Anonymous: he died just for us? how kind. Dumb, but kind. Now gimme more holidays.1241662795670
wwwww: my gardner dies on pg. 681? wtf?1242020355759
Anonymous: religion..yawn...man made bullshit to keep the majority under control...suckers...1242025465213
Anonymous: soo tru. remember anons, adults with immaginary friends are stupid.1242071360965
Anonymous: You're a bunch of fools. You just don't think ANYONE could possibly be smarter or better than you.1242517894290
Anonymous: 1242517894290...lol....did anyone say anything about who's smarter? You forget, religion is man made....but then I guess with your lack of logical thinking and lack of common sense you'll just keep ranting like a fuckwit that you are....fool, go read your poofy bible...1242522250807
Anonymous: 1242071360965,1242025465213...Making Inferences and Drawing Conclusions, you should have paid attention in school...if you have schools in your country?1243049205884
Anonymous: All I'm saying is. If this thing is the1243054563930
Anonymous: All I'm saying is. If this thing is the "truth", then why can't they get the date of Easter right? I mean it IS 3 days later.1243054595781
Anonymous: how did you get the mushrooms off?1243058784138

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Jesus statue pole cross
Jesus statue pole cross jesus (225) , statue (77) , pole (13) , cross (31)

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Anonymous: LMAO1250467917123
Anonymous: shopped?1250472228128
Anonymous: ^^ who cares? It's hilarious! lol1250473510373
DutchGuy: he died to absolve our sins and to give us alternating current1250476990995
DutchGuy: or are those telephone lines? over here we bury our cables.1250480258193
Joker961: Jesus died for our FIOS...1250551744580
ThrillBilly: ^^^ lol1250556045771
Joker961: Thank you, thank you. I'm here till I find another job...1250557398106
Anonymous: XD1254804286956
Hughbie: Thats more like it...and stay up there ya useless prick.1254806511940
Anonymous: Jesus died for our FIOS(wires)... (porn video streaming) <- my case1255472478529
Hughbie: Ah, so he did have a use after all....Now where was that nun porn....1255472696295
zalzankavol: Jesus died for our.... wait a minute.....FAIL1255482508700
Anonymous: Urban Jesus1314808124381

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Banana Jesus
Banana Jesus banana (53) , Jesus (225)

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pawnhamster: deep-freeze it and sell on e-bay before it rots1263228528202
DEADBOLT: its Jesus :D1263238446192
Anonymous: Whoa! And I thought it was the GEICO caveman!1263239409110
johnnynothumbs: nope. DARTH VADER1263272977987
flarp: Jesus has gone bananas! He must have lost his lease!1263294884514
WR104Gamma: Its... Its.. A banana.. People want so much to have proof of this mythological folk hero they start seeing things1265050347248
ieatoutreg: Looks like Beavis1268754151679
c4caddict: whee r u putting that one?1268863345953
c4caddict: hey is that bevis?1268863366753
sUNz: nom nom1283971001167
anon: BananaJesus!1283971083901
Ironmikie: Proof! Whadda-ya have to say now?1284045820825
cliptoe: in banana we trust1284068093187
Anonymous: More like Banana Cornelius1284231619781

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BLASPHEMY - A ticket to hell has never been funnier
Blasphemy snickers Jesus blasphemy (6) , snickers (5) , Jesus (225)

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robohitler: profaning the lord has never been yummier1264192272618
Mooselem Stud: BLASPHEMY,,, another big word made up by a Pope.1264195175636
lictor: How could you belittle the name of Snickers ....Peace be upon it1282068137591
fingerofdoom: good luck with your soul sir :D1282118578801
Venator21: gah i hate snickers1282123118452
Anonymous: It would if it was Japp bar.1288717604192
Anonymous: ...or rather a Butterfinger.1288717820897
Anonymous: lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo1288718169122
Nickeh43: But what would he do for a klondike bar?1288719565839
Anonymous: I love snickers lol1288724385126
Anonymous: and for a klondike bar he would die on the cross to1288724418509
catcall: the make of this photo will but, but he will laugh his ass of doin it1290648695345
al: Want candy bar.1290649121408
Anonymous: Burn in Hell, bitch. May Michael Jackson skullfuck you.1290652441983

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Jesus shotgun art republican smoke
Jesus shotgun art republican smoke jesus (225) , shotgun (12) , art (1149) , republican jesus (1) , smoke (108)

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K@z: I'll be back!1264186369515
Anonymous: holy shit this is awesome1274013057354
Anonymous: when the holy spirit comes... man, u guys are fukd.. I hope I got away..1274266424638
dff: Turn the other cheek, jewish faggot!1274279648547
Anonymous: Fightin' Jesus is coming for you pedos1274286378424
Anonymous: MEXICAN JESUS!!! LOL1274286638856
Anonymous: Border patrol jesus1274286821176
Anonymous: Not pronounced Jesus - Heysus1278039345239
veranet: Jesus Returns: Zombie Slayer1278052978837
Furore23: If the Christ was this badass, I'd convert on the spot.1278061503182
DutchGuy: ask yourself this... what would republican jesus smoke?1278145700129
enemanonymous: ^ penis1278149942926
NigBickDigger: praise jesus in the name of jesus1278866367464
boss: I like the idea of a "Badass Jesus". The turn the other cheek Jesus is a very poor marketing image1278916133432

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I DIED FOR CHRIST'S SINS
Tree jesus christmas xmas tree (123) , jesus (225) , christmas (18) , xmas (54)

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Wr104Gamma: I plant a tree every Christmas as a big yuk foo to the commercialization of a gift giving secular holiday1263552656415
iprobablyhateyou: lol'd1263568520680
flarp: Festive win!1263620291543
wibbly: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tree1263821814938
YuLiekPicturz: very nice1293202921560
Finest: not bad.....even tho the tree has nothing to do with jesus or the bible1293208597215
Anonymoose: the tree died1293221354335
Wr104Gamma: ^So did jesus, but he wasn't real.. Kinda like a plastic tree people keep recycling1297195361446
MrPerspective: Epic brilliance! :-)1303622001406
Hughbie: gotta love that...fucking keeriste1328024024276
BnSneky: damn1328024471742
The fiz: uncool1345505874822
Crackhead Fezmonkey: If you don't sin, jesus died for nothing.1433122745873
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JESUS IS FOR LEASE - 0274 930378
Jesus sign ad jesus (225) , sign (279) , ad (210)

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Anon: jesus is gay1302765669338
Anonymous: JESUS IS JESUS1302768464963
chumpno1: JESUS is JEBUS1302769638884
Quasimodo: NOT!1302769639910
Furore23: I thought it was Mary Magdalene that was on the game?1302805370931
Weed: Jesus is lord? Since when?1302806525314
anonymous: Jesus loves you ...Well sort of !1308340007560
Anonymous: ^ his love is deep inside you1308345687160
Anonymous: jesus doesn't exist1308346642232
Squirrley1: I knew you could buy your way in...LOL1308350632360
Anonymous: owner is a zionist jew !1308386643120
Anonymous: Damned Mexicans!1316221276897
BnSneky: how much?1316283179221
Anonymous: I SAW THIS WHEN I WAS IN NEW ZEALAND. So funny.1316489887285

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BLOOD OF THE LAMB, MOTHERFUCKER
Jesus piss comic nazi jesus (225) , piss (66) , comic (463) , nazi (174)

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concordnhguy25: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........................gay.1307803391201
Anonymous: sweet1307885692338

Rorix
Body of Christ!
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Anonymous: cool use of his powers.1307967748937
MrPerspective: "step step step", rotfl!1308793120535
kib420: ROFLCOPTER thats full of epic win mother fucker1309633374238
Cobra: Ha! Jesus stepped on piss...1309649413916
Pyro: HA1309657209281
MrPerspective: ^^ Nazi piss... is that, like, two negatives equal one positive?1309658653716
Anonymous: you just don't find stuff like this anymore1310802088990
Flarp: Why would Christ attack a Nazi? Or, to phrase it a different way: You must not know your history well.1310803042803
MrPerspective: ^ Well, duh! Because Jesus was a jew. XD1311377362409
Anonymous: Love how he can't stop peeing1327552964307
Furore23: Moar & Sauce. Nao.1327576989111

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GOD HATES FAGS
Jesus comic sign soldier roman westboro jesus (225) , comic (463) , sign (279) , soldier (57) , roman (4) , westboro (9)

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Quantum69: Lulz, seems legit. Good thing faggots are now persecuted & discriminated against today before we have a Roman resurrection1336959108997
snipr: scientific studies show hat religion is anti fag1391406005904
darkstan: ^Are you crazy? Gay dudes love hats.1391406030720
Anonymous: ^LOL1391406606196
Furore23: http://blip.tv/brows-held-high/brows-held-high-sebastiane-42676971391424014927
Crackhead Fezmonkey: Jesus was well hung.1432793260638
Anonymous: Since homosexuality is a sin, Unless homosexuals repent and ask forgiveness for that sin and turn from it, they will go to Hell.1432841068288
Anonymous: ^your hat is too small, it's starting to affect your intellect wearing it1432948916578
Anonymous: Which version of the bible was this in again?1432954943306
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Raptor jesus
Raptor jesus raptor (41) , jesus (225) , raptor jesus (3)



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Anonymous: he died for your sins, dude!1265851906335
anon: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.1267342137729
Anonymous: 35rghtyetgjytrj1302557162775
Mianus: that dino has man handz1302579016137
Raven's Wing: Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins1302615724791
Anonymous: Jebus?1302615808575
Anonymous: ????????????????????1302661956999
Anonymous: ^^^ and cat eyes.1403436007474
Anonymous: ^: ^^^ should be ^^^^. well, seeing raptor jesus i tend to piss my pants. maybe raptor jesus went extinct by getting nervous because of being so loveable and cute and stalkable as well.1403437448966
Anonymous: So has the real so-called Jesus !1405164046101
Anonymous: Don't put down the great and holy Raptor that way !1410908826583
Crackhead Fezmonkey: May His Holy Balls slap upon your chin forever, and may you drink deeply of His Holy Spermulum, amen!1432053490244
Anonymous: the t-shirt is a lie... no lulz shirt for you fags1432237845526
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RAPTOR JESUS - He went extinct for your sins
Raptor jesus raptor jesus (3) , raptor (41) , jesus (225)



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Anonymous: Holy shit! Is that Tupac?!?1250747736135
Anonymous: lol1254254339413
rome_: bump1289812963375
http://www.facebook.: fdsf1290310128368
Crackhead Fezmonkey: If you don't sin, then jesus died for nothing. Plus, he was well hung.1432073685845
Anonymous: the t-shirt is a lie... no lulz shirt for you fags1432237781158
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Jesus circumcision art painting
Jesus circumcision art painting jesus (225) , circumcision (10) , art (1149) , painting (71)

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Poopalotacus: becareful, one wrong cut and he is a she.1299457036904
Weed: That look on Jesus' face is priceless.1300843920416
Anonymous: That mohel must have nerves of steel. "Fuckin' kid's looking at me like he's got Summon Lightning halfway cast already."1300961256309
Anonymous: Jesus really has a tiny cock! No wonder he died a virgin.1300962505895
BnSneky: ^lol'd1300963366321
Cock Wrangler: Did you know that they don't throw away the foreskin? They use them for skin grafting, put them in high end skin creams and sometimes use them for animal-cruelty-free product testing.1300969063908
Anonymous: Now I'm super excited to use the skin cream they gave me to help heal my newly grafted burn.1301043900634
Cat Funt: ^ tastes like chicken?1301046199118
Anonymous: Oh my god catholisism always raped kids!1301278896893
snoɯʎuou∀: America - mutilating baby boys since 17761301321943102
MrPerspective: ^ And that's the truth, brother. Hymen!1303620794485
Hugh G Rection: That knife looks a bit big :P and yes jesus did have a realy tiny cock. If i had a cock that big and could work miracles, cock enlargement would be first on the list.1303815506866
Focktor: Jesus looks retarded anyway...he don't need this thing1307702132960
Last_Resort: Jesus: "Wait...you're about to do what?"1307734272881

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Phone jesus photoshop
Phone jesus photoshop phone (75) , jesus (225) , photoshop (445)

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bro: sweet phone1263418542970
Hughbie: Hey jesus, you back already mofo? Ready to get nailed again?1263440604791
Anonymous: Jesus saves... to the SIM card1263440942342
gmode: Hughbie: don't disrespect the Lord like that! your knees will bow. and you will confess Him as Lord - read the bible, sir1263443037653
danie: ^hey buddy, JESUS HATES YOU. ^.^1263443200846
gmode: He is actually proud right now - love you, danie1263445324119
gmode: Jesus is Lord and is the only way to heaven - love you, bro.1263445530878
gmode: don't lose direction, danie1263446105329
ImaD00d: Praise be to gmode for speaking the truth. If a man hath eyes let him see that Jesus is the only way to salvation. Danie, Hughbie, I shall pray for you.1263447633727
pocket: I will also pray for both of them. All of our brothers heed the words of our lord, and cast off those who would refute the holy gospel with "reason" or "science" or "logic"- as these are the devil's tools of trickery.1263480221976
Hughbie: gmode....jesus blows me..god bows to me....ImaV1263482107625
Hughbie: gmode....jesus blows me..god bows to me....Ima1263482112635
Hughbie: fucking keyboard...ImaD00d....srsly dude....grow up...Words of who? A book written by us humans....that you follow without question.... Who was Mary? How did she get pregnant? And the birth? What about the Ark? Cmon guys..srsly...you lol me...big time...1263482498718
Anonymous: I just read the bible and all they talked about was Chuthulu, of cause Im reading the original untranslated one.1263483212450

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RAPTOR JESUS: NOWHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT JESUS WAS NOT A RAPTOR
Raptor jesus religion bible raptor (41) , jesus (225) , religion (396) , bible (44)



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Jesus is Lord: This is very offensive. Jesus was not a dinosaur. They never existed because evolution is a lie!1250003758567
Anonymous: GTFO JESUS.1250005256915
sinonymous: Jesus was so a dinosaur. He was also a cunt. I think he was also a $2 a throw whore!1250082401332
sinonymous: And too, I do believe that he never took his libary books back, he smelt like a can of fish arsehole, left out in the sun and did I mention he was a CUNT?1250085593134
jackfrosty: You know what Jesus was? Fucking METAL. Thx PA!1250086743850
Skinner: thats very true. he was also a ninja. and gay. and black. so he was Ninjaraptorgayniggerjewjesus1250104856809
maniacleimagery: Actually....yes the bible says he isnt a raptor cause it says he is of the race of man....1254238132631
Bubble: 1103^ ^ ^1254241094284

Bubble
^ ^ ^ ^FAIL i know... fuck you
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Gonzo: Maybe he cheats on his taxes1254241202670
Bubble: ^wat?1254242469193
Jesus is Lord: This is very disturbing and wrong. The bible clearly states that Jesus was a man, and the son of god, not a dinosaur1254252802441
Bubble: But what was God? it does not say...1254253318948
Anonymous: Jesus had it swinging passed his knees, so what does he care?1254253814734

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Bacon oven food nativity xmas jesus
Bacon oven food nativity xmas jesus bacon (42) , oven (8) , food (245) , nativity (1) , xmas (54) , jesus (225)

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Choadboy: A manger scene made of meat and bacon!1291205773203
Miro: 1291207660922
Anonymous: Pretty inappropriate for a Jewish child being born.1291209273609
Anonymous: ^Fuck you! Jesus wasn't a dirty Jew, he was a Christian!!!!!! Fag!1291209335916
Furore23: Still belongs in the oven, though. Best part: you can eat this every three days.1291210357807
Quasimodo: Jesus is a mexican...any fool knows that.1291210509816
GMS: gaye.1291210519455
Quasimodo: wanna see it cooked tho!1291210540745
Anonymous: Jesus was American! That's why The Bible was written in American!1291226373797
Anonymous: 5916: Joseph and Mary were both Jewish, that means Jesus was Jewish at birth.1291868927813
TITS: gzuz haz lag took him 3 days to respawn1291869292234
Franz: OMG, I love sauerkraut!1291900178341
Anonymous: @7813 - Fuck you! Mary was a virgin and Joseph was a carpenter, not some filthy Jewish bankers or jewellers. They were chosen by God to be Jesus' earthly parents BECAUSE they were Christians. God wouldn't choose Jews to look after his only son!!!! Jesus was given the name Jesus Christ after his parents' religion (CHRISTianity - the clue's in the name, dumb-ass).1291904456857
Anonymous: ^Proof that America has a problem with inbreeding.1291904740506

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Devil jesus
Devil jesus devil (27) , jesus (225)

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Bubble: This is fantastic, i hope the devil wins, the world will be a better place, Jesus the Jew sucks ass!1247252160134
Anonymous: fucking epic thanks for posting1247271681224
Anonymous: 1247252160134 = jew1247278516699
Anonymous: Sooner or later their balls will touch.1247287410409
Bubble: trol, i hate people1247295676732
Anonymous: The Devil has two biceps! Jesus needs a miracle!1247453654151
Anonymous: U suck ass jew jesus!!!! Go fuck a fat jew man1275532366502
Tom's Daddy: gay mullet fake beard jesus is gay.1275868459727
don't be a dumbass: bubble is an idiot1275868681460
Anonymous: losing my religeon1275868762426
Anonymous: METH1275978102527
Anonymous: hope the jewish zombie gets owned1276045888206
Furore23: Damn, how'd I miss this one? Bump.1279300281543
Grave: fucking awesome1279377270938

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Apathy religion fuck your sins jesus going home
Apathy religion fuck your sins jesus going home apathy (2) , religion (396) , fuck your sins (1) , jesus (225) , going home (1)

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cockwarmer: fuck yeah1249856019227
Hughbie: About fucking time..now piss off and don't come back.1249880151367
sinonymous: Jesus is a cunt1249924473949
Anonymous: Was a cunt... was.1249924696494
sinonymous: Is he dead? I've seen that cunt so many times and in so many cities! Are you sure?1249926829450
Bubble: Someones going to be pissed :(1249926859362
Jesus: Oh my dearest Bubble ... You will always have a place in my paradise ...... As for all you others .. I hung a rainbow as a sign . It won't be water but fire next time . And I am PISSED !!!!! :(1249928122778
whitehead: looks like jesus is doing steroids or maybe working out in prison.1249928540264
Anonymous: Lol1249928882839
Jesus is Lord: carrying that cross is a better workout than dumbells1250003575476
Hughbie: If you're so good sign up cunt and be a man...toughen the fuck fuck up, and take it on the chin.1250005077279
Anonymous: holy fuck awesome xD1255968433671
Rubaduckazilla: screw you guys im going home1259409925103
Stillfree420: jesus is buff1259637449662

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Gay jesus lion rule 34 beastiality chuck norris painting
Gay jesus lion rule 34 beastiality chuck norris painting gay (464) , jesus (225) , lion (39) , rule 34 (177) , beastiality (1) , chuck norris (11) , painting (71)

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Mortisha323: wtf?1273518584549
Pyro: 341273519875410
Anonymous: Rule 34 spares no man!1279515823519
suomynonA: no way, chuck noris over poweres rule 34, this pic cant be. get it off my internet1279522418900
Anonymous: beastiality1280234751787
Niklas: jesus fucking christ1280249307309

Redrocco
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anonlolwut: chuck norris must be immortal because as far as I know all felines have spikes on their penis heads.............Discovery channel1281827091449
blutschwingel: this is what christians actually fap to1282600410228
MrPerspective: So much for Chuck Noris Fact #72, I guess. "Rule 34 spareth no man nor beast!" (Book of Porn Genesis, 2, 7-8)1298001715508
MrPerspective: <---- "Chuck Noris doesn't take shit lying down. It is LIONS in holy fuck that take Chuck Noris down." ;-)1298001950632
TinFoilHatGuy: Perspective, I'm kinda thinkin' that ChuckNorris RELIES on this kind of energy-infusion for his continued existance.1298211157527
MrPerspective: ^ You're getting too metaphysical for me, Mister. I'm out of my league with the DEEPER mysteries of the Universe. ;-)1298283626566
MrPerspective: ^ Speaking of which, does that tin foil hat really block *all* mind-control waves? I'd be interested in buying one. You know, before he Rapture...1298283726946

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High laughing jesus laugh thread
High laughing jesus laugh thread high (83) , laughing (2) , jesus (225) , laugh (50) , thread (1018)

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Pyro: HAHA Jesus loled1258073885612
weeone: he also looks a lil stoned1258328405475
Pyro: Holy smokes1258341956947
Anonymous: Some things are just too funny to comment about1271120153698
cherry: Trololo1271133064774
Dragon: I kinda like it, it's different... not so somber1271444586351
somedumbfuck: defo jesus1271459640670
Hi im your mom: Jesus lol1271467672388
Warg: What the FUCK are you laughing at, Christ?!1271482172832
PdeoBear: I came1272680579749
Anonymous: jesus out loud1272690466372
AGENTDORK: I DONT BEALIVE IT1272692443120
Anonymous: The holy spirit gets a blow job1272704702216
Nickeh43: I like where this thread is going...1280637485798

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WELCOME TO PARADISE!
Jesus religion heaven metaphore comic Jesus (225) , religion (396) , heaven (14) , metaphore (3) , comic (463)

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Harvey: becuz teh bible tellz me so1286883854838
Anonymous: good point.1290891722404
Anonymous: ah, christians and their pick and choose morality. fuckin burn em too.1295426076322
Blue: Don't burn them. That's what Nero did.1310436086527
Furore23: Most of you won't know this, but the character here who has just died is a real person, Larry Gygax. When he died in 2000, an even called Kawaii-Five-Oh, it was a sad sad day for nerds everywhere. The man who writes this comic book 'Mitch Burlap' goes by the nickname Giant's Tick, and he wrote this issue as a memorial to the passing of this great man, Gaxy Gygar.1310465507818
Furore23: Oh if only we had known you were sick, Mary Gygax. If we had only known! We all could have written comic books about your afterbirth. But just like the Suicide Accidents who martyred themselves on Kawaii-Five-Oh, you lived surrounded by virgins, and shall forever after be surrounded by virgins. Won't somebody think of the children? Other than you, I mean.1310465723664
MegaShit: ^Que?1310481519305
Furore23: ^ You're welcome.1310482179864
Cobra: Well... I laughed.1310494766687
DoDo: Christianity is such a club of faggots.1310499213819
Anonymous: TLDNR1310577446850
The Original Spoon: Furore, you are off your rocker in this thread. And you are messing with the memory of Geddy Leegax, the genius father of rollerblading games.1323479695433
Furore23: ^ Oh god, you're right, I'm so sorry. I should have never disrespected the good name of the Godfather of so many great role-playing experimenses, like 'Keep My Boardshorts Home', 'Exposition of the Barren Teats', 'A Tempest of Evil Enemas', 'Shirley Temple and Gary-Poon', 'Monk de Wally de Honk', 'Aisle of a Rape', 'Queer Dryness', and who can forget that legendary classic...1323498192538
Furore23: 'Narcissistic Hack Railroading Dungeon-Master Hates the People He Spends All His Time With and Decides to Murder All the Characters They Have Invested Time and Effort Into Rather Than Admit He is Just Bored of Being a Dungeon-Master'.1323498288857

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PURE EPIC
Satan vs jesus epic satan (16) , vs (105) , jesus (225) , epic (54)

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ceon: not epic at all just gay1249160548264
-.-: "Over the top" (1987)1249247634347
God: Sigh1249870453553
ThrillBilly: place your bets1249883060622
God: My son is a pussy.1249904217108
Cheesetrap: Of course it's gay, they're holding hands.1249912905895
spoon: not gay. cool.1263234576951
sucka1990: left side = win1263244231507
gmode: @"God" > both of them are yours > just that Jesus wins in the end1263260050365
Anonymouse: jesus looks like earl hickey??1263906225866
Anonymous: Earl's karma raised him to godly levels.1263907241362
TASTYbacon: Haha "god" finaly made an account. Well done faggot..........1263913997188
spoon: ^^"Well done faggot"^^ Oh man, you are fucking clever.1263931668440

TASTYbacon
hehehe
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Jesus mirror
Jesus mirror jesus (225) , mirror (181)

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FalzeProphet: Even Jesus has a MySpace, and every MySpace requires a bathroom mirror picture.1256926212476
DutchGuy: blessed be the camwhores1256926826259
jackfrosty: Epic lol...1257231194122
Anonymous: Jesus - has a mustache :P1257650644400
4chansucks: gay...1257669620409
rockbandito: quick someone get my hammer and nails1260228488329
Anonymous: BEST PIC EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1260425428421
Anonymous: your god died nailed to a cross, my god carries a hammer...any questions?1260862953738
sunseterat: Merry Christmas1261730057667
JMS: I am impressed with him just not the many hypocrits profiteers and controll freaks leaching off him.1262826559191
Anonymous: save us!!!!!!1262845556981
Anonymous: JESUS CHRIST. W.T.F.!1265159538285
cilacorp: WTF1265309751716
Anonymous: haha i know this guy...from dublin his name is richie!1265343187596

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4chan cumdumpster jesus
4chan cumdumpster jesus 4chan (628) , cumdumpster (1) , jesus (225)

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Anonymous: poor kid1254854393403
Anonymous: holy shit! im hungry1256611791709
roflz: To bad people will say it the beaner way. : /12566273771000
AGENTDORK: LOL1264812209409
Balder: Jesus win1270342146806
Anonymous: beaner way, awesome1283961100217
Anonymous: beaner way is beaner way1287102028744
anonymous: wrong! he said 25 and look at the time posted he posted at 14:33:26 and the one he circled was 14:34:56 wrong times! the one he should of picked was the 1st one "nigger"1308020257392
Anonymous: not uncommon for a child to be names jesus1309841787230
liplocker_code3: ^A girl, too?1418582469850
Anonymous: ^ what about B girl?1418589723151
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Jesus religion helicopter
Jesus religion helicopter jesus (225) , religion (396) , helicopter (23)

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Anonymous: shit happens...1299524581871
MrPerspective: I know I shouldn't, but I LOL'd!1303621096973
Aganonymous: lol wtf1303628991246
MrSandyNigger: Lol die motherfucker.1303629192962
Anon: that's the problem, he was already dead..... fucking jewish zombies1303634535810
Banshee5: ha!1303634545123
crazyassmofo: ^all the above anti-christ assholes are going to burn in hell1303638835193
tnn2: it's chopped... ^go and suck popes dick1303641679433
veranet: ROFLcopter!!1303669035993
Banshee5: ^^genius!1303683312343

MrPerspective
Good one, tnn2... either that, or the most AWSM typo evar! ;-)
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Weldox: This is also why they don't have ejector seats in helicopters.1314721368569
Everdark: blows chunks1317284377713
BnSneky: hahahahaha, what a dumb-ass1317291195872

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I LOVE YOU, JESUS. I WANT TO BE WITH YOU. - SORRY DUDE. THAT'S A SIN. MY DAD WOULD KILL ME LOL.
Jesus gay sin jesus (225) , gay (464) , sin (6)

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AGENTDORK: LMAO FAGGOT1264812907920
ILoveyouBitches: Jesus, i know you want. Fuck your futher instead in his ass. But wait, arent you the father.. Oh man.. This shit is freaking me out..1264817352333
Anonymous: son i am dissapoint1264835565817
Anonymous: USA1275562989412
Anonymous: Fuck him Jesus! God is gonna kill you anyway!1275594717175
anonymous: ^FABULOUS^1286007284659
ImYourMomBIATCH: I fucking lol'd1287699496479
sickfuck88: ^ you would fag1287700779390
Clownichter: ^Troll1287705318628
fapper: i love these stupid jesus cartoons1287707944873
ImYourMomBIATCH: 9390: Eat my dick, bitch1287938910531
Anonymous: Yeah, it would be a sin to cheat on the twelve other guys fucking him, but turning down a member of the Sanhedrin would prove a mistake for Heysus.1364886202570
Pragmatic: Burn Jesus, burn!!! You fucking bastard!!1417801123436
Anonymous: "hopefully this comment doesn�t appear multiple times (it appears to freeze once i try to post my comment.. not certain if it�s really posting), but all I truly wanted to say was great post and thanks for sharing."1417801155156

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He Died for your Sins
Mario jesus mario (57) , jesus (225)

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All american: tha mario , the luigi , and the holy toadstool1254771741708
THEanon: c4c is sin.1254773047176
Anonymous: holy steamroom! its a wapner steak!1254773971646
cracker_killer: lol, epic win!!!!!!!1254778971801
MAELSTHUR: ^^^ newfag THEanom1295381142168
BnSneky: hahahaha All AM1295381449710
MrPerspective: LOL. And they said the Nintendo Code prohibited religious symbols?1303622413864
MrPerspective: "It's-a me, the Holy Mario! I am-a respawned! Happy Easter, si?"1303691119951
EvoStar: RIP 1980s1304017701324
MrPerspective: ^ And on the morning of the third decade, they were Risen. Obscenely priced for mere copypasta ports.1304286582138
Furore23: And Mario has died for our sins BILLIONS of times, unlike that faggot Christ.1304509516569

MrPerspective
^ Veritamente, signor! Respawna in-a one! Aaaaand... buon giorno, it's-a me, Mario, AGAIN! (Continue? Y/N)
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Furore23: How do you spell "b'o-wo-wo-wo-wo"?1304605924685

Anonymous
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Cross hood march religion christian jesus
Cross hood march religion christian jesus cross (31) , hood (6) , march (9) , religion (396) , christian (50) , jesus (225)

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Tres: Losers1308924191985
Furore23: *donk*1308925235472
MrPerspective: Hooded niggas stole mah crosses.1308963514107
Anonymous: RIP Monty Python1308993880862
Anonymous: where the black women at?1309059007853
AZO: *bring ouut your dead*1309084554979
MrPerspective: Well, could be worse. It could be raining.1309226187238
Anonymous: cross country team practice1309229343342
MrPerspective: ^ LOL1309233368454
MrPerspective: I think this is the niggers' answer to KKK : black hoods, non-burning crosses, daylight gatherings... doing everything in opposite. Later, instead of killing some crackers, they're going to sex them tenderly.1309512381758
Twinchlian: Try to look at it as exercise with a strong spiritual component and then suddenly it's not that stupid anymore. These are fortified strong men and when the moslemfags start to act up their God will command them to smite the god damned infidels!!!1309526604891
Twinchlian: I once walked 1300 clicks in penance for being an asshole. Never mind all the amazing gifts that trip gave me - my strength at the end of it was unequaled by any mere 'civilian'. It still is.1309526863239
Lickathesplit: ^When you're talking to yourself, you sure like an intelligent converstation, but i'm guessing the same medical conditions from those characters in the bible applied to you ; Dehydration, Sunstroke, Hallucination combined with Isolation would make a guy talk like you and believe it !!1309531569961
froggywentacortn: Religion the leading cause of making stupid ventures seam like great Ideas ! "let fly a plane into a building to prove our love of our God is the correct one " ect.....1309540208580

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IF JESUS RETURNS, KILL HIM AGAIN. undoJesus.org
Undo jesus protest undo (1) , jesus (225) , protest (190)

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Anonymous: has the advantage of being recusrive1242398661559
Anonymous: jesus doesnt die. hes like a zombie1243106814600
Gen Geo Patton IV: BigFoot is my Messia!1243123651741
night: This looks like a job for the Italians!1243187763546
Anonymous: ^LOL. Italians are a set of fukken cowards, your better off with the french (and thats saying something) LOL1243195594260
Anonymous: ^ You're a dumb ass. Have you ever heard about the crucifixion story? Pontius Pilate? Jews taking Jesus to the Romans for execution? No? You don't have to believe in that story, but at least know it. Until then, STFU.1243206656891
Gen Geo Patton IV: BigFoot was also misunderstood1243211228475
Samps: Guys like this will accept any religion or belief, as long as they can use it as an excuse to be an asshole to complete strangers. And somehow, he thinks he's an intellectual because of it.1249337326239
Anonymous: What I love is all the little pseudo intellectuals that think that going on tantrums on how they don't believe in anything really does anything more than provide them brief comfort in their meaningless lives. If I'm wrong the same thing happens to me as to you. If you are wrong....helLOLZ!!1!1249389928314
Anonymous: ...oh, and before the "I am teh smartz atheist, me no flying spaggeti monster, BIG BANG!!!" posts get here, let me just also add how much happier most people of faith are than all of you. Go spend your welfare check on some pot or something so you can approximate that for a few moments.1249390537206
sinonymous: Yeah, you fucking non believers don't know what it's like to be fucked up the arse by your preist. So, NO YOU!1249936710498
Bubble: I cant be arsed to read whats peen posted by you lost so FUCK YEAH! KILL THE JEW!1249936995750
Anonymous: so the theory is that without religion, nobody gets fucked up the ass. I'm skeptical1249940581338
Hughbie: I love how pseudo intellectuals rant on here about atheists. Why can't you fuckers just keep your shit to yourself and we'll believe in what the fuck ever we want to, or not believe in anything at all....and you can go hold onto your beliefs...I honestly don't give a flying fuck what someone believes in, but don't try to make others believe or understand the same. Fucking religious twats....stfu.1249958848402

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Feet hands three wise men jesus plate statue
Feet hands three wise men jesus plate statue feet (120) , hands (18) , three wise men (1) , jesus (225) , plate (8) , statue (77)

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zone: It sucks to be European1270534885441
Anonymous: Do they need a han--- Oh wait1270553159352
Anonymous: that's not myrrh!1271021045516
Anonymous: WTF is this? I didn't say rare, I said medium rare. take it back, idjits!1295238440312
Redrocco: eating the sigmata? I dont even ....1328022466673
lust: sharia la?1328548315281
Lickathesplit: ^No ! La Sharia.1328548398692
BnSneky: whatever1328548705423
pepe64: Hahahah. So true. Muslims are not 'wise' ffs, they're barbaric1353598846944
Anonymous: Jesus is always full of love, don't mind the body parts, just drink up your coffee, because it is peaceful time.1364320292671
Anonymous: This fucking display cost an arm and a leg!1366245889845
Anonymous: While you are our guest Messr. you shall be waited on hand and foot.1374821429920
Anonymous: Let's get together for some ampu-tea.1374842708735
anonymous: you bonged?1374976390692

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Jesus tattoo
Jesus tattoo jesus (225) , tattoo (268)

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Anonymous: jesus looks stoned1243187055858
Anonymous: Nonsense. He forbids stoning.1243206851357
Pyro: I have burned some bush1250119892707
Anonymous: See "Jesus Drugs" and you will know1250122760938

Anonymous
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zalzankavol: Downs syndrome Jesus.1255191626803
ANNONAMOOSE: jesus christ! DERP1283356037853
Anonymous: His Spidey-sense is tingling1284224184812
jaydeezee: Jesus the angry drunken dwarf.1284261736395
Anonymous: I can see Mary in that grilled cheese sandwich... and yes, if I squint my eyes, I think I can see Jesus in that tatoo1284270690805
Anonymous: jesus must be spinning in his grave!!1310773065553
Anonymous: going to regret that1310775149912
Tattoos: Jesus, that's a shitty tattoo!1326765698896
Quasimodo: fucked up1333456300770

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YOU NEED JESUS
Religion jesus thread religion (396) , jesus (225) , thread (1018)

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Anonymous: No, you do.1282398276120
PIratebob: ......Ha1282398725101
Moongrim: Like I need a hole in my head1282413428256
RedLight: for what?1282420161252
dn: Jesus is just a jewish fairytale... noone needs a religion in which you are begging for mercy all the time.1282421328287
sickfuck88: nah...the jews new he was a fraud1282423056342
iprobablyhateyou: i do need jesus... that mexican shorted my last bag1282423162677
WhiteShark: Troll1282444568982
Nickeh43: Yeah I do. Jeeeeesuuus! Can you come top my drink off please?1282444845381
AlienNation: Yes I do. I need lawn mowed1282445325861
Anonymous: FUCK YOU1282445376511
Raptor Jesus: Yeah I need him to GTFO or stupid ppl minds1282461225725
BLOODTHIRSTYCANNIBAL: Ok, so where do I buy, and for how much?1282495088906
dodgeboy: i need him to turn my lawn into pot1282506909394

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Dance Jesus statue
Dance Jesus statue dance (103) , Jesus (225) , statue (77)

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Anonymaus: bet you cant name the movie this is from1315724049454
Anonymous: Caligula...1315724450719
Anonymaus: nope, but I'll just about bet you saw the movie1315725035719
AnotherAnon: What is the meaning of life?1315751780743
Anonymaus: ^nope a more serious film which in fact won 4 academy awards1315754865153
Anonymous: clockwork orange?1315764809994
Anonymous: Haters gonna hate!!!!!1315772478550
Greyhoundpaul: Do the Y.M.C.A!1315772714944
Anonymaus: ^^^ well done Anon I'm impressed. you either know your movies or can search like a ninja1315786048231
MrPerspective: ♪♪ "WE-WILL-WE-WILL-ROCK-YOU!" ♫1315858059190
Anon-e-miss: needz more bewbies1315858747273
Anonymous: Do the Safety Dance!1318087319628
The Original Spoon: And we can dance, what say?1318090517593
Anonymous: COCKwork orange1321478391755

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RELIGION IS GARBAGE
Religion islam pope jesus muhammed religion (396) , islam (101) , pope (50) , jesus (225) , muhammed (21)

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Anonymous: Face comparison: Brainwashin' Brian & Jay Leno1283029835994
Anonymous: Forgot to include an Athiest in there.1283031501962
Moongrim: Athiesm ain't a religion bucko.1283031701759
Anonymous: absolute fucking win1283042780372
anonymule: this reminds me of garbagepale kids.....fucking awesome!1283043535819
Anonymous: full pic1283043964895
Anonymous: ^ Epic*1283044011306
anonymous: Where are the Jooz ?1312579420450
Anonymous: I used to collect these in the 80s1312580282570
BnSneky: nice1312580365501
Anonymous: no juice?1312584458837
Anonymous: Yeah, Jooz started this monotheism BS.1312601157379
Anonymous: Jesus is Jew1312610496436
Anonymous: Have you ever thought about adding a little bit more than just your articles? I mean, what you say is valuable and all. But just imagine if you added some great photos or video clips to give your posts more, "pop"! Your content is excellent but with images and videos, this site could definitely be one of the greatest in its niche. Fantastic blog!1402735733396

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Nickeh43... when's a time?
Nickeh43 Jesus chan4chan Nickeh43 (41) , Jesus (225) , chan4chan (341)

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Nickeh43: a time for what, scary mystery man?1284090302833
LeashedHate: 5:30, 12:00 and 3:45. These are all times......?1284090394480
savageman69: dude from metal apocalypse?1284090898127
savageman69: metalocalypse i mean,1284091295443
Nickeh43: I'm still not sure when a time is... you tell me?1284091409455
LeashedHate: Nathan Explosion? Naw, he doesn't have facial hair.1284091463631
Anonymous: Pickles? Where's murder face?1284091665162
AmusingMuse: A time to be to scared to respond to Nickeh43.1284134378550

Greeft
I do believe it's Hammertime!
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AmusingMuse: It's weird but he looks like if you took all the band members and mixed them together, to bad he is to scared to respond back to Nickeh43 she is obviously interested.1284252895921
Nickeh43: Interested to know when a time is...1284255618161
AmusingMuse: A time is 0 divided by the square root of zebra. That is when a time is.1284263706290
Flarp: It's JESUS!1284391366811
Anonymous: nice minivan faggot1284425609934

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Jor-El so loved the world that he sent his only son Kal-El to save our planet. Superman died for you was resurrected and gets his superpowers from the sun. Superman loves you and if you accept him as your personal savior he will rescue you if your car goe
Superman religion jesus bible superman (11) , religion (396) , jesus (225) , bible (44)

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Anonymous: Makes as much sense as Christianity...1281974764742
Furore23: FUCK YEAH SUPERMAN1281975249166
Anonymous: Shit Bull....1281975545126
Comic Book Geek: so does this mean that Marvel Comics is the devil?1281986726865
Jovi: Superman respect.1282201657699
Greeft: No, Lex Luthor is the Devil.1282205756363
Pyro: in supermans name we pray, The hulk1282208180244
Comic Book Geek: OP, when you have a chance check youtube. search: "DC WHO DO YOU TRUST TRAILER HD" worth a gander imo!1282214580781
Furore23: ^ I did, thanks! Rather nice powerfight with some cool moves; plus it's always nice to hear Kevin Conroy reprising his role.1282304979857
Comic Book Geek: ^ another offering, sir. BATMAN: UNDER THE RED HOOD (2010, animation) streaming @ http : //www . wisevid . com/play?v=0A_xuzx9qfg3 once you're there, let it load for 10 minutes and everything should be fine. enjoy! then there's "WOLVERINE VERSUS...." let me know if interested.1282345384170
Furore23: ^ I got B:UTRH coming, and the Wolvie thing... although I hear bad things about both. We'll see. But thanks!1282399777526
Token: I actually liked Under the Red Hood and Wolverine Versus for what they were...1282400020350
Comic Book Geek: Furore23: You're welcome! Would like to know your opinion about both "movies." :) Token: Did the level of violence in B:UTRH surprise you? RE: WOLVERINE VS, Gotta love Deadpool (such an asshole)!1282427508465
AmusingMuse: No superhero is greater than Ghost Rider. The hulk is unstoppable and would have been beaten in the World War Hulk series had Ghost Rider's human side not show though.1282453361854

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