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stop touching your penis
Penis advice itt penis (1049) , advice (280) , itt (354)

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AZO9Swall0deD: I scroll with it1283337492974
AmusingMuse: No way!!! Your not my real father!!!!1283340044372
NSFW: Fuck1283394146649
Nickeh43: Correct use of 'your', I'm a fan1283395719945
NSFW: They're watching you from over there in their house, and you're still touching your penis.1283396083676
corsair: MMM... NO!!!, I like touching MY penis not other penises..1283396189143
Anonymous: no1283487805427
crackerkiller5: ceiling cat is watching you masturbate1283508024699
Anonymous: wow, the internets can sees me.1283555616707
Anonymous: Very well Mr. Sign, I will stop touching mine if you will touching yours!1283585145688
Anonymous: you cant make me1283585247828
Anonymous: Never!1283585529428
Anonymous: why? I'm goin for best time1285083319424
Clownichter: No thats how i type.... 8===D1285125115774

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SYSTEM32 - Delete it for Faster Internets.
System32 windows advice system32 (1) , windows (42) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: i did it and my online games move so fast im accused of using hacks. its awesome1259521878900
Anonymous: i did it and my computer crashed1259648850276
channy: Did it... I died.1260086275356
jamieninjasun: lol nice one retards1260137918748
Swiney: i did it and now am using my other computer.....fffuuuuu1260140518423
Adolf28: You are doin something wrong. It Worked like a charm for me!1260239231687
Hughbie: who needs it anyway...get rid of it along with documents and settings...1260240919485
Anonymous: mac here1260247061994
crackerkiller5: dell FTW1260254046749
Anonymous: windows blows and will always suck cause the fucking programmers always have to leave the backdoor wide fucking open so they can get in easily also everyone who knows how can get in the back door of windows and screw the fucker up1260254609115
bbdevil: #115 you are a fucking retard. I1262363098477
Anonymous: Did it and got three times the speed. Program just slows down your processor1262363969136
Anonymous: SPEED ALMOST DOUBLED FUCK YEAH!!!1262365117883

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WHORE MOUTH - shut it when men are talking
Whore mouth women stfu advice whore mouth (1) , women (375) , stfu (29) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: she needs cum in her face... not fists1249598631459
tabatha: was billy mays talking??1250135699175
randyvanburen: fucking bitch!1250135726697
ThrillBilly: "wtf do you mean you burnt the lasagna?!!"1250138791618
Anonymous: fucking molotov cocktease1250212534432
Brandon: I say some shit on here and pick on you Jessica , but this makes me sick now . After getting a description of you and a picture of you in my head , this picture makes me sick because I see that it could be you and this girl looked pretty . I know this isn't you but I still want to say that I am sorry and would never want this to happen to you or Bubble or any girl . This is fucking sick .1250214144216
Brandon: Well, unless you really deserved it1250214288551
whitehead: I'm with Brandon. I personally would take the guy who did that and make em suck my dick!!!1250214346396
Anonymous: Yeah, this violence toward women stuff is total bullshit.1250214363540
whitehead: No women deserves that shit. Even if she's ugly and a bitch. If you think that shit is ok, your a broken human being with no fucking class!!!!1250214749255
Jessica: I'm literally in tears Brandon and i hope you listen to whitehead, Still Anon, Hughbie and CK, and not some of these other guys and you might just grow up and be a decent guy. The world needs more guys like you. This did happen to me by an ex, that is why I prefer girls. But I want to marry and have a family and my clock is ticking. Goodnight guys. kisses1250215394684
HumanBeef: Well, Jessica, assuming you are who you claim your are, you will have no problem finding a guy to treat you well.1250215750551
Still Anonymous: You have me in tears now . No girl should be treated like that and I'm glad alot of guys admitted to that . I was almost killed by a guy back in High School for taking up for a girl . The only thing I could think of was it could have been her that had been stabbed instead of me . Although in shock , I stilled kicked his ass and put him down . And I would do it again for you or Bubble or any girl .1250218019466
Hughbie: Yup, big men hit women...big losers that is. Punch walls, kick doors, whatever. There honestly just is no excuse to belt a women. In the martial arts I do I hate it when I get partnered with a women as it just doesn't feel right hitting her...I mean at the end of the day men were meant to be the hunters and protectors...not pissheads and women beaters...1250225552305

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Dear whores of the internet, THIS SHIT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE!!! Please stop doing it ASAP. --Signed, Men Everywhere.
Lips petition advice lips (68) , petition (1) , advice (280)

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santa: so true1264838771680
Anonymous: +++++++++++1264857386746
Anonymous: true1264878071219
absnt3: glad it's not just me who finds it annoying1264905933916
Anonymous: ditto1264909921455
swiney: I find it rather sexy tbh1264915253469
Anonymous: 3469, you find your little wee wee sexy1264915481178
swiney: My little what? English motherfucker, do you speak it?1264916295263
Bubble: Ayisyen kouyoné, ou pale avèk li?1264919424755
swiney: Ich sprache kleinen Deutsch. Heil Hitler !1264919585996
Anonymous: lol FB has a Anti-Fish face group for this.1265002602308
Nicalicious: agreed1265010036426
extr3mer: wut? I was looking at boobs.1265022328531


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Link to this:,_THIS_SHIT_IS_NOT_ATTRACTIVE!!!_Please_stop_doing_it _ASAP._--Signed,_Men_Everywhere.

Feeling Suicidal? Good, the world is now your oyster.
Suicide advice 4chan suicide (92) , advice (280) , 4chan (628)

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YuLiekPicturz: so old..1299538013687
Limerick: Always been my philosophy but I still haven't quite hit there yet.1299542836881
anonymule: I've always wanted to band some chicks....1299543611619
iprobablyhateyou: banding chicks is the coolest1299777876456
tldr op: Hey WTF??1304416702551
Banshee5: ^lol1304420373432
Last_Resort: Truth.1306094432530

Leptoid: too bad you'd have aids and die after your not giving a shit about STDs. FAIL1321125606547
Anonymous: Doesn't work if you think you're worthless and doing your family and friends a favour by killing yourself1321162436933
Dollar Bill: Thanks OP...I now have a philosophy.1321184412389
springer: How old is this? Did 19 people read this and think of learning to fly but not taking off or landing?1321185988330
Anonymous: I went chick banding last tuesday, it was the best day ever!!1372334817540
Anonymous: That is kind of a different philosophy; I must ponder this...1372352723557

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Boxxy hate advice boxxy (115) , hate (38) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: color me faggot then1242583899377
Anonymous: Boxxy... Mmm I'd fuck her1242588039823
Anonymous: i love her so much.1242588646937
Anonymous: faggot here1242611028590
Anonymous: mmm...... tasty, need me some of boxxy1242782410991
Anonymous: Utter waste of YouTube space.1242800014659
Anonymous: a waste of udders in general1242812101906
Anonymous: she's a useless cunt1242844621550
Anonymous: useless cunt1242844658168
Anonymous: if fuckable not useless1242848640181
Anonymous: ur all useless kuntz boxy is gangsta1242869519717
Anonymous: ^^ hey! colored boy! move along before you get into trouble.1242876468197
Anonymous: Boxxy should do CP and CP only.1242879732504
Anonymous: faggot reporting in1243224193999

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Aids cure advice idea brad pitt aids (34) , cure (3) , advice (280) , idea (26) , brad pitt (9)

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Anonymous: true1297118985797
uriar: i cried a little1297119147125
chrud: the cure has already been found. cyberdyne systems sent magic johnson back from the future with it.1297126176574
Finest: mr rodgers told me you cant kill a virus because it is effectively dead...the only time it has signs of living is when its taking over another cell..when the host dies its back to dormant and void and cannot be killed1297126611920
Anonymous: Aids kills fags. No cure needed.1297209393621
Jackfrosty: ^ and teh negroes dont forget them1297232145262
dentarthurdent: very true. there is no profit in a cure. profit is in treatment. no AIDS, no money from AIDS meds.1297441670289
Anonymous: very true1297653070947
Anonymous: Solution: Zyklon B1297799843450
sparkoflife: um, ya. I agree with some of the others...a cure for aids=more fags and niggers...aids helps to fight those types of vermin. Aids is our friend. In fact, instead of a cure, we should develop Superaids, and wipe out he fags and niggers once and for all.1299761251735
NumaChan: ^until a junkie crackhead nigger with an aids filled syringe stabs you and injects his aids. Then you are fucked.1299761433447
sparkoflife: ^ya well, more llikely, if we let the niggers live, they'll end up stabbing us with blades or shooting down our kids or raping our least with superaids, you can die in the knowledge that you are taking a shitload of niggers to hell with you to be your slaves! (Yes, in hell, where all niggers go, they are slaves to the whites for all eternity...hahahahaha!)1299761645616
crazyassmofo: Aids kills niggers and fags,who the fuck cares about em1299765901820
Cuntfux: Hey lets do it1299936515538

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Advice dog advice (280) , dog (514)

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iHateClearpeople: "Download a porno", girl getting fucked by zooms out guy getting fucked by guy...1262774697960
DigitalBliss127: I don't want to find out thanks anyways1266068736245
Anonymous: when you have watched enough porno you don't care, anything goes...1269889637724
shooptrooper: im good1270185945214
Anonymous: I clicked it and saw the fucking gay porn... fuck you1271316679798
Anonymous: bahahahaha how did that even work1271317078293
Anonymous: rofl1271326910634
Omni: We've been Ackbared!1271579353151
Anonymous: This mind fucks you when you scroll from top to bottom.1276998905905
Grave: I just became a trollbate from my free will.1276999047614
Swiney: WHERE?????? I LUV GAY PORN.1277000617526
crackerkiller5: ^he really does^1277008594451
Disruptive: Now both there dicks smell like man shit. Nasty. Chicks assholes are way better.1277011545432
USA USA: this is actually quite appealing... i consider fapping1277242552740

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Feet quote advice future past feet (120) , quote (122) , advice (280) , future (46) , past (1)

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Anonymous: in this great picture you can't forget to wank1279902548573
Greeft: Why are her legs on the wrong side?1279922641631
Anonymous: ^crossed legs1279922683214
ezpz: she shoulda wrote it on her tits1279954221735
Nicalicious: No woman no cry.1279963344223
Greeft: ^No cry, even though your legs are switched.1279987433941
Anonymous: no woman no sammich.1280851227616
Anonymous: no woman no PUSSY1280851989268
ChuckleNutz: Past? WTF is that?1281387164253
torker: nice penmanship1281402997545
iprobablyhateyou: congrats you wrote someones elses inspirational words on your feet... original1281409263582
Anony: No woman=No life...1286892036815
Anonymous: Why did she post this thinking we would be interested with her legs crossed?1286911618143

cute girl's feet!

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(courage wolf): Just friends she says? Friends can still fuck
Advice friends women advice (280) , friends (18) , women (375)

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Pokerlord: She put you in the FRIENDS zone?? Put her in the RAPE Zone!!!!1272182217765
the7rafe7: ^ this guys goin places1272192400650
Pyro: ^ mainly prison1272193088418
Warg: I FUCKING LOVE THIS WOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111272265311723
Anonymous: courage wolf=the shit1272309834533
Anonymous: Stupid picture1282761843324
Anonymous: stfu 4chan the worlds ending in 20121282786912247
Grave: ^mine hero!1282825196604
Raptor Jesus: I'd rather dont be her friend and be able to fuck her -.-1282836341588
Anonymous: insanity wolf will pimp courage wolf to a group of laughing hyenas1282849770651
anon: wat1282852783390
Anonymous: move on. get new gf. ex-gf will want you again FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU1287417907845
B Man: NO KIDDING/\1287455607189
sickfuck88: i fuck all my exes1290394754934

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Courage? WW1 soldiers had courage and they're dead
Courage dog advice war courage (4) , dog (514) , advice (280) , war (187)

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Anonymous: unthankful advice dog is unthankful. THANKS FRANCE =[1260637758683
Anonymous: This makes no sense.1286927068479
Hi Hater'$: what thi$ mean1286927192647
Anonymous: so are the people who stayed home during the WW1, whats teh point1286932501490
crackerkiller5: op failed1286935509747
Furore23: Oh come on, they're not ALL dead.1304852033193
Anonymous: YOU DEPRESS ME!1304852122809
Quantum69: all the ppl from WW1 would be dead by now anyway, rendering your argumento invalidito1322368542886
HWood: ^ true. but they had courage...1322770375741
Anonymous: but they died courageous...their death was earned with pride1324526101135
Vincent859: We don't know if they died courageously, or in fear, or for instance, if they were picked off by a sniper they wouldn't have necessarily experienced either emotion.1324527759836
Anonymous: some of them still live - war ended in 1918, so if someone had been 18 at that point getting to 93 is possible1324529350295
Vincent859: ^ Meaning that his year of birth was 1900, so he'd be about 111 years old today. My great-grampa fought in WWI; he was born in 1898 and died in 1968, an old man of 70. (Some 70 year olds are older than others.)1324530962523
Pauly Shore: Thanks for all the freedom from talk of heros day laborers in it for the money and that new Camero. You're my spirit.1324546553558

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Car accident jesus advice car (384) , accident (233) , jesus (225) , advice (280)

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Furore23: Pastor Ingram wins an entire internet for this.1278008457809
Anonymous: Nice!1278562248136
anonymous: win1278567597237
Squirrely1: HEHE great one... :))))1278576751884
nukubu: i texted him...didn't meet him though...FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU1278597596703
ElCapitan: ^u weren't going 88 miles per hour tho1278673143388
iprobablyhateyou: i do love jesus text... but i don't understand the last part1278806285897
Raptor Jesus: lol christian retard ^ if you're not watching where you drive, you may crash and rip yourself into peices and bleed everywhere and get fucked by a nigger which I expect you do for being a jew zombie lover1278807696310
Anonymous: raptor that is some funny shit man lol1278810129840
Limerick: Sun worship . . . the illuminati sends more signals. >.> They hide in plain sight. <.<1281117783342
Raptor Jesus: thanks anon1281124009752
MrAnthrope: Haha. The nearby church in town has this on their board right now. And my phone has speech-to-text for txting, so, moot. Try keeping up with technology, churches.1281316460960
CrayPhish: Jesus won't text back. He's too busy getting his nails done...1283564857911
Jovi: haha little messages like these on churches are neat. i've seen a few out and about1283578813855

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EVERYONE: 1: copy links into google to watch unprotected security cameras
Google camera hack howto advice google (87) , camera (47) , hack (72) , howto (118) , advice (280)

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uriar: security cams are boring.1283637027941
Raptor Jesus: yeah, like I wont cause anything there by just watching.. unless there are some secret hidden cameras where the chicks change clothes1283637209896
Grave: TITS or GTFO!1283637302457
Jesus: You know whats alot easier than this? Live web cam stripping1283659213443
hellion83: Old News Dumb Ass1283667380116
privated1ck: great cams here...nude girls free! no kidding:
Munster: Whoaaa... new site... great...1292228054654
sumdumfuk: +1 pvtdick1292237574155
Anonymous: naber1457973331937
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Drugs job advice cereal milk drugs (141) , job (26) , advice (280) , cereal (10) , milk (53)

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MadNiggerish: ok1339673970287
fiveby5: keep your job so you can afford more drugs!1339719326219
chumpno1: done! and done!1339736439672
Mota: Side effect to quitting your job: no grub1342095829495
Superskank: or make enough money, that way you can afford not to work for a couple of month and still be independent...1342096043265

Anonymous: How will I pay for drugs if I'm not working??1366936846905
GoForARide: Target drug houses, steal from dealers, wait for the goons.1366977908401
Anonymous: That would be ideal, but drug cost money.1367002244770
Anonymous: That would be ideal, but drugs cost money.1367002248144
tokerator: But what if your job is selling drugs and that's your best access to drugs?1367002582672
Quantum69: I have no job and no drugs, what do?1367002712957

^ You could always take a hit off of this.
Crack.Ho: Get off drugs and get a blow job.1367597341778

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SO YOU NEED A TYPEFACE - Star out by choosing the kind of project that you'll need your typeface for.
Graphics typography typeface advice flowchart info graphics (10) , typography (3) , typeface (2) , advice (280) , flowchart (23) , info (382)

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Anonymous: thanks.1274836252621
whisperinghero: Handy.1274933664381
Anonymous: worked great1310791735755
Anonymous: wat?1314598896534
Anon_Казак: You fucking 99% wonder why you can't get a job when you sit around jacking off and making this shit all day.1325641111541
Anonymous: Always choose comic sans. It goes with everything.1325641243149
Anonymous: ^Especially bullshit.1452545081168
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Atheist religion logic advice atheist (50) , religion (396) , logic (17) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: Yes there is, it increases your chanses of going to heaven. What if you belive in the WRONG god? God is petty and wont forgive that, not beliving in anyone might still land you a place...1270423899808
bump: if a christian is wrong he has been an asshole for a very long useless life1270424873974
CreepisKryp: CORRECT! No reason AT ALL to be an ATHEIST. HENCE, I AM AN ATHEIST JUST BECAUSE!! WOOOO!1270425963995
CreepisKryp: <<COWARDLY WORDS.1270426027391
Anonymous: There is no heaven or hell1270426129137
bananaman: atheists don't have to dress-up like an asshole and go to church every sunday1270591944186
KarmaPickles: Well what if our Universe is a mere cell in another Universe and God lives up there not here. I always thought he was Santa's mean ass brother.1270593845975
God: If I'm God and you don't send me all your money, you will go to hell. Keep in mind that I have the mentality of a three-year-old (i.e. I gets mad when you mention my name in trivial reference). So there is no reason to risk your soul for money.1270603663912
Katlyng420: < I expect that kind of logic from Christians. Way to go sheck!1270610426332
Hughbie: lol....dumbarse religous fail logic... If an atheist is wrong they are wrong. Simple as that. If a christian is wrong, well thats just normal.1270616760707
Anonymous: ^ lol'd, so true1270871261703
Anonymous: What if the potato king gives salvation to all athiests but kills all those spudless fuckers you call Christians???1270872687810
Warg: So... We should practice one religion, as opposed to all others, or none, out of fear for the consequences described in said religion? WTF1270873478176
Anonymous: ppl are atheist so they dont have to waste there life following a fake god1270886290525

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Eu muslim advice eu (1) , muslim (92) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: Europe is going to hell and not to the good one... it is going to the towelhead one!!!1258337166267
dirtydirt: damn sandniggers1258352057456
DutchGuy: stop bleeding1258381350743
Anonymous: Import mudkips1258381365124
lastwinj: no, muslims need to stop breathing, mean breeding1258441732107
Anonymous: i hope they kill a bunch of you Eurofags this time1258467755289
Bubble: breathing was right, they alsno need to stop not spontainiousley combusting1258468604579
Anonymous: But... but.. diversity is our strength so the brainwashed buffoons babble1258477216921
Cogent1: when our governments fail us, WE will take care of the problem ourselves.1258827413874
Anonymous: hurray for towelheadism1262775754187
BernardTheRetard: hahahaha *boom* get used to it1266818423802
Anonymous: Portugal caralho!!!!!!!1266841244474
Hughbie: Muslims......hmmm......How about this ya fuckers....lay off the free support systems, get a job like the rest, stop pumping out tons of kids and most of all....the muslim cunt guys who carry knives! Learn how to fight you faggots without knives.1266845195740

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Each year we kill 5 million people, reducing overpopulation, and in their place grow 7 millions tonnes of green, carbon-absorbing foliage. - Beat THAT you long-haired, patchouli-scented hippies.
Smoke cigarette advice philip morris hippy smoke (108) , cigarette (45) , advice (280) , philip morris (1) , hippy (10)

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Anonymous: cool story bro1321972168469
Anonymous: and what about the rain forests you're cutting down for your tobacco plants?1321972220514
Quantum69: ^That's just collateral damage1321979131200
Anonymous: if its good for nature its good for humans too1321979446606
The Original Spoon: Those <-- are some tall tobacco plants. Neat. Anyway, I know lots of hippies who smoke.1341533686362
Anonymous: Troll you know are total population isn't decreasing by 5mill. why we now have 7bill. people.1341966671872
Hughbie:'s all vegetables right at some gotta be healthy somehow...for someone..1361277904764
gookheadcrusher: what are tonnes? is that like a suntan?1378786457264
Anonymous: ...which you later have those 5 million shit-for-brains burn into carbon monoxide and other poisonous shit. Good job, assholes!1444767243469
Vege: I have a new respect for cigarette-companies :D Although sometimes some douchebag-smoker walk in front of me, so I have to run before him/her to avoid passive smoking...1444921688761
Anonymous: "Fish. They're better off dead. And nthat's why were doing something about it at Axxon-the sign of the double cross"1444930488367
Anoman: We got 4 billion people too many.1445022680712
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Movie advice compilation
Movie advice compilation movie (96) , advice (280) , compilation (58)

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Greeft: Princess, a Danish animated feature from 2006 is one of the most amazing movies I have ever seen and should definitely be in the animated section.1312226519532
Greeft: ^ A taster of Princess. ==>
Banshee5: I've seen at least 60% of those, that's something1312227111362
darkstan: That's an amazing list; it's spooky how close it is to my own picks, had I made a similar list. If you like movies at all, this is your list. Sure there are others, but these all need to be seen.1312253535722
RubberG: Missing 'Heavy Metal' and 'Jin Roh:Wolf Brigade' in animated section.1312281257997
Hughbie: Its good BUT missing some real classics...ET, Killing Fields, Ghandi and if I gave a shit a lot more...1377101790156
Bulbasaur111919: The horror section is really all over the place.1377103145587
Anonymous: "King Kong" "horror"? WTF?! "Let the Right One In" I don't consider "horror" either. More like a dark love story. Too bad it was gay. (Eli is a dude in the story, played by a girl in the movie.)1445009395429
Anoman: Kill Bill? Overrated Tarantino shit movies.1445022239841
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Troll advice moot troll (237) , advice (280) , moot (36)

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Anonymous: an art, moron1264686762718
aNOMynous: ^ your an hero1264687282748
Hughbie: ^No...just correct.1264688049348
aNOMynous: ^No... a banana.1264688256858
Hughbie: ^Well a Banana is correct. A Banana is a banana.1264688484184
aNOMynous: LOL :))1264688546402
cyroth: Trolling is a fart1269464639706
Anonymous: an banana1269465688988
vergetta: rolling are awesome1269467924752
Anonymous: an anna banana a na na1269469777384
kaname: AN AN AN AN AN N AN GODAMN IT1269483638541
kinganonymous: "Trolling is art = Deviantart"1269512546350
Anonymous: A bannana ate an elephant1269523055915
Dave: moot trollin' .. they hatin'1269569412622

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Obama nobel advice obama (224) , nobel (7) , advice (280)

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donaldd: the worst nigger in the world1255274026515
PUSSYDESTROYER: they felt sorry for the nigger.1255278741427
Anonymous: stfu french fucktard he's not even brown1255278788854
Nayy: when do I get mine?1255365127175
donaldd: what is your problem ?1255365168894
Sinonymous: ^YOU1255365492113
donaldd: fantastic . i win........1255366239324
Sinonymous: no! not ever1255367614759
Anonymous: america's best presiden't after hitler's clone with a mask1256674944344
Squirrely1: True very true.1256724470643
uncle_ruckus: s time to snipe the nigger1256739734539
Anonymous: You think Rodney King was a riot, niggers would rape the world.1256742434754
cracker_killer: ban that racist fag1256745843141
Anonymous: Someone please Fffuuuu this1258337307467

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Frog advice chris hansen date frog (54) , advice (280) , chris hansen (14) , date (20)

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Pyro: Haul ass back to van1257963877297
BeaversNDucks: cancel dinner at Chuck E Cheese1257965103380
pocket: shove all of your pokemon stuff under the seat, slump down and pray.1257971815187
BeaversNDucks: Realize, it was a good thing you kept the receipt for those stuffed animals you bought.1257998098431
Anonymous: go back to get large caliber firearm1259288669879
Duckslayer09: lmao1259288910738
Squirrely1: RUN!!!1259301098251
4chansucks: PISS ON IT1259301215218
SickNote: Fuck, thats pretty funny1259344319432

hitlerscock2: funny shit lolz1260505321770
Anonymous: return to car and grab 2nd condom and ballgag.1260508591622
crackerkiller5: return to car to get my .50 cal1260512696443
Anonymous: Ask Chris if he wants some head1260598212669

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Lazy itt advice lazy (11) , itt (354) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: GET OFF MY ASS1270736004515
Anonymous: GET OFF IN MY ASS!1270745356760
DutchGuy: GET OFF? MY ASS1270747585501
Luv Killz: GET YOUR ASS OFF!1270747810274
Anonymous: COME IN? MY ASS !1270749090526
iprobablyhateyou: Get in my ass1270752358678
KarmaPickles: GOYA EFOS TFUS R?1270752531843
CreepisKryp: GOYA brand ass cracks! Estan las mayores!1270799293789
the7rafe7: wouldnt i need another ass to be on my ass?1270813119823
formerlyanon: get off on your ass!1270854724458
crackerkiller5: GET FUCK IN YOUR ASS?1271317551788
Anonymous: ASS YOUR OFF GET1271326595575
Anonymous: best advice ever..... still won't do it1272242599958

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/b/ - Water got turned off. Can't flush toilets. #2 is Imminent. Wat 2 do?
Advice itt toilet advice (280) , itt (354) , toilet (132)

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Bubble: Eat it1259177053253

Pyro: go to nearest store or neighbor, DESTROY THE TOLIET1259183932256
t-money: 2 GIRLS ONE CUP1259204489891
SickNote: ^GTFO1259205699591
Anonymous: shit in garbage bag1259216201905
Bubble: ^GTFin1259218830109
IAKSAKKAK: why flush?1259225569823
aNOMynous: shit, close toilet, wait till water comes on1259233729634
Anonymous: go outside with a wrench and turn the water back on take a dump and flush then wait the till city turns it off again simple as that1259308976431
TheHitman: get off internet...go pay the bill, that usually helps and its simple =)1259314931770
Hughbie: ^LOL....1259329001696
4chansucks: shit anyway1259342369515
cogent: shit your pants, you deserve it for letting things get this bad1259375042321

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Abortion advice religion
Abortion advice religion abortion (34) , advice (280) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: @12407945462031240900748986
Anonymous: addie paris... why so it would have to put up with dumb shits like you?1245004376440
Anonymous: abortion, it brings out the little kid in you1245012785590
sqwrrl: lol 6023. yeah, he is a badass.1261919630148
akingu: they should get aborted if they're nigger babies. or wetback babies. Or gook babies.1261930869389
akingu: i really do love sucking black cock1261939049818
Captain Rolfe: abortions should be allowed...that is one of the many many reasons why the UK is better than America; religion doesnt matter in government.1262428846949

O.C. 69er!: Birth Control. Fuck her in the Ass!!!!1262468371843
Warg: Nah uh, they still have Original Sin, so they go straight to HELL!!!!1270786479269
Anonymous: Abortion.... mandatory for niggers!1270955733396
Aalfred666: Anonymous posted a delicious looking jelly bean!! YUM. le soylent flavor?1271079988756

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Virgin sex advice ITT virgin (23) , sex (488) , advice (280) , ITT (354)

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Anonymous: lol1276312238194
iprobablyhateyou: cover your dick in icyhot ... it will make you last longer1276312692308
Anonymous: get ur dick wet with water and cover in paprika powder right before you have sex. It's a vasodilator and will make ur bone stronger and bigger for a while1276318691899
Anonymous: GUYS: Slow down and enjoy it. Fap an hour ot two before. You'll last a lot longer if you've come recently.1276320695772
Anonymous: Make her come before you stick your dick in her1276322326138
GhostNinja: don't cry on your first try!!!1276323588457
Warg: condoms are for losers. play baby roulette1276327013793
Furore23: DON'T DO IT. Your fappery is more than a match for any woman born.1276346485722
devshade: make sure she definetly is dead!1276349463391
TopGun: For first sex, do it with a perfect stranger find in the internet, and if you're under 16 choose a +40 years one.1276349744649
Anonymous: stick yer dick in, then move back n fourth til your cock pukes in her1276408816957
Anonymous: ^1276410089948
Anonymous: inject her shit into your dickhole1276411875277
Anonymous: make sure she is really drunk and preferably unconscious so she won't fight so hard1276412080658

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Cat puke advice cat (894) , puke (63) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: amen1262015781721
Anonymous: cat throws up on floor... kick the shit out of it... than wait until someone...1262016158928
DannDruff: Just bring the dog1262016601335
danie: i do that to my mom.1262016720747
Anonymous: Since when... did cats throw up?1262109272148
eXtr3Mer: since this biatch ^1262111501606
PUSSYDESTROYER: cat throws up on carpet--try to sop it up and make a fuken mess===just wait two weeks, shop vac-gone in 10 seconds1262116039848
crowTrobot: fuck yeah bachelor frog!1263092816869
jman: YES!1263367076427
sqwrrl: Works for dogs too.1263388412468
4chansucks: PISS ON IT!!1263486919640
Anonymous: a dog shit in the bathroom at my work today. that was exactly what i did1263496135459
Heywood Jablomi: ha ha ha yeah!1274586131854
CerealKiller: hehe and i have totally done that1274590826593

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Anime box advice anime (162) , box (51) , advice (280)

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Redrocco: lol I knew c4c would like this one1262681536257
jackfrosty: Truuuu...1267508114421
DropkickMurphy: Fuck you I like my extended warranty.1267561543380
sqwrrl: ^You sir, are an angry vagina.1267618936242
Anonymous: ok, I'm backing away now.1267626926460
DropkickMurphy: Actually Im somebody who enjoys a large corporating paying for my new computer when I spill something on it by accident. Fanboi moar, its suits you.1267648570403
HentaiKing: Really??1267665170734
Mada: Lolk1276404241527
Anonymous: oh, for a min there I thought he was talking about cardboard boxes...1284147983343
This was pointless: This was pointless1284156691210
Anonymous: This needs more penis.1284158749921
Anonymous: whats the def. of vagina, its the box a penus cums in1290484981473
MrPerspective: Alternately, you can ask Boxxy to be that extension of your physical self. (Good luck with that!!!)1309308864234
Canit: Sigh.....I envy their hair1309315721823

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Family advice i'll support her when i turn 18
Family advice i'll support her when i turn 18 family (205) , advice (280) , i'll support her (1) , when i turn 18 (1)

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vynl_richi: lol, no you wont..1255535502619
Anonymous: ^he's white, so he will1255559585211
vynl_richi: I'm white, i wouldn't1255698796114
Anonymous: ^ then you are, what we refer to as a, wigger1255703614463
Anonymous: And you are, what we refer to as self-righteous. I wouldn't support her either.1258088327364
crackerkiller5: i agree....oh wait1258093825476
ImaD00d: COMEDY!!!!!1258097796582
mynamehere: im white, wouldnt support the bitch, and its not wigger, its WIGGA1261186950827
TASTYbacon: I'd buy a boat and sail the mediterranean sea.1261188008945
ImaD00d: I'd climb a mouintain and sing a joyous song.1261199897212
Anonymous: I came1270837491107
Anonymous: me too1271090293985
Anonymous: lol stupid brits are all the same1272194830411

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Legs advice legs (112) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: "... ARE ending."1279653523943
Anonymous: Those nice chubby legs up over my shoulders1279654588587
Anonymous: "...AM ending... muthafugga!"1279654744718
the7rafe7: "..aren't ending" because if it were, i'd be doing it with someone else1279656854196
crackerkiller5: awwwww yea!1281389768188
MrAnthrope: "space-time" is ending.1281423637482
what the?: fuck like there is no tomorrow1281453462779
Anonymous: ^Rather and less corny1281454339757
E: ... like you're turning gay.1282430537924
Anonymous: Quibbling over grammar when a woman wants you to make love to her is… well… gay.1282432652978
Anonymous: I need to smell her feet1282449974610
Anonymous: Now spread your Legs and Queef the Theme to 2001 A Space Odyssey...1283813005279
Flarp: OH my GOD, the UNIVERSE IS ENDING! I'm going to bang the shit out of you after you write on your legs! Where will we put the sharpie until we're done?1283845526287
Anonymous: time is an illusion. And space is everywhere.1285351422665

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4chan advice 4chan (628) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: whole movie in 1gig jpg! yay1254834813568
toxic: nice tutorial1254846319648
Anonymous: Now the real question is where to find the jpgs1258077100966
Hughbie: ^ wat? You have none? I am dissapoint Son.1258088448142
crackerkiller5: hhmmmm.....i have no place i this thread1258093776585
Pyro: i r cornfuseded1258093886281
Anonymous: ok, but why?1259288382975
Anonymous: there's 2 pics inside!!1259477278597
Anonymous: fawking glow paint1287024419619
Anonymous: Stashin1297951244313
Mephisto: Why??1297963146652
SouthernPride: fusion.bat trying to give people viruses? fucking nigger lover1298009117152
uberbarf: after looking at the fusion.bat file i have concluded that it is for easily putting two PNG or JPG files into a rar that is appended to a JPG file1307179865447
uberbarf: in other words it is safe and this guide told me how to hide my porn stash =D1307179939895

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Usb life advice usb (12) , life (63) , advice (280)

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Aganonymous: true dat1312086350699
chumpno1: "no windows is currently using the device, please try again later" fffuuu1312108478247
UriAr: until you lose your data....1312126338770
iprobablyhateyou: ^its a lie1312127894730
Anonymous: that function was created just because it makes noobs feeling like computer experts1312129135463
djh123: lol1312153414134
Anonymous: @ UriAr - BACKUP1312153444947

Greyhoundpaul: ^ unrelated1312164944582
absinthe: ^How so? Look once with a wider lens sometime. A little distance and you might find things you once thought disparate to be more alike than you once thought.1312168669835
MarkosT: enough distance and the whole world's just a big pile of the same shit1312168742383
Greyhoundpaul: ^^ i did. thats why i said unrelated1312179759220
Lickathesplit: Cool story absinthe1312180809724
MrSandyNigger: anonfag5463 is right.1312403671912

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4CHAN - Only someone from there would ask for a name with nothing more than a pic of an ass, and only someone from there would actually know who it is
4chan ass advice 4chan (628) , ass (991) , advice (280)

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randyvanburen: haha1250082591901
Bubble: true, scarey as well1250082783176
TASTYbacon: It's a weird world Bubble1252971647225
Hughbie: Must be a hardcore bangbros fan...fuck dude...there's more pron on the web you know..get out some more...1252985608719
lordroy: you have to admit, it does take a special someone to figure this out, right Bubble?1253349590525
Anonymous: Dat ass (*o*) I'd lick it all day long1279805340690

Anonymous: alltime win!1279811366828
Anonymous: Hilarious fact is that he recognized someone who dia ONE single shoot lol1279814553888

Toxified: took all of 2 secs to find that pik lolz, sexy bod tho ;31280034352696
Anonymous: Dat Ass1280034499731
Anonymous: actually, she's no samanta, she kodi1280524998774
Anonymous: ^geez1280529607911

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Prank advice prank (82) , advice (280)

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Dr Pwn: *chuckle*1303723199582
Quasimodo: lulz!1303723392269
Anonymous: haha wow1303723731110
Rorix: I lold so fucking hard at "Fright of Hand"1303727852973
Anonymous: lol1303759288602
Anonymous: prank fucking master... lolol1303763637752
Kiap: Genius1307114311166
Lily84: fucking win1307115506789
MegaShit: This was funny indeed, but slightly ruined by the Jews in number 31307120285537
Anonymous: God, I hate Jews !1307122378553
Anonymous: bahaha i have no friends1307135461670
Courtney: wtf?1309158294924
Quantum69: i approve of this prank manual1319633971890
NorwayJunkie: L A M E1319634332878

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Family planning advice rear entrance anal sex pregnant bitch
Family planning advice rear entrance anal sex pregnant bitch family planning (1) , advice (280) , rear entrance (1) , anal sex (1) , pregnant (113) , bitch (16)

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Anonymous: great advice1248129728610
SickNote: very good advice1259209369354
anonymous: thank you mister sign... will do1259254470347
akingu: wait a minute! Isn't that where niggers come from ?? NO MORE ASS SEX!!1259354068673
Anonymous: i love anal sex and that is so fucking awsome. <chick by the way1259995267654
crackerkiller5: ^tits or gtfo^1259996245988
Anonymous: I never use anything but the rear enterance1265634810604
Expialidocious: my ol' lady musta seen this sign. Thanks Planned Parenthood!1267707556691
HentaiKing: Epic stuff!!1267708970785
Anonymous: epic.1270981920375
digital.devil: oh shit ... thats not true....where ya think lawyers and poloticans come from1270985836710
Anonymous: eyes1272392967228
Anonymous: truth1298558951469
Anonymous: Woah, the NHIS A'int EVER LIED!1308356598928

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Chan4Chan users
Patrick harris chan4chan howto advice Patrick harris (1) , chan4chan (341) , howto (118) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: wat1282346604499
sickfuck88: shut up faggot1282347368991
crackerkiller5: gay fag is gay1282544911135
Anonymous: Hi kids Im Neil Patrick Harris. Im on TV. If I wasnt a Fag before, Being on TV sure Made me one. I guess we'll never know. TV Creates Fags Kids. Don't seek fame unless you want to Blow Neil Patrick Harris - Or has they say on TV Sucking on a Doogie.1283812899863
Everdark: tl;dr1317281891316
Anonymous: lol lime1317282015395
BnSneky: Lame1317293257327
pocket: i lold1317301766411
NorwayJunkie: This guy was ALWAYS a lame fag, so were the ppl who thought he was cool1317331234846
Anonymous: Fag much?1317345909775
Everdark: no bumps you say?1318586490144
MegaShit: I'm not even remotely fucked about incoming... it's nothing special... There's definitely nothing there that I can't find on any given day with a simple Google Image search.1318589960356
Redrocco: I dunnoMega, google has been the disappoint lately, I suspect new filtering.....1318590026108
MegaShit: ^You are forgetting that I is a net ninja... I've got black pyjamas and everything!1318604285754

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Pyro: nope1260244331474
Anonymous: "You turn her down and feel MUCH better!" :-)1260295595530
PUSSYDESTROYER: She feels sorry for you for having her fat pig ass for a girlfriend and offers sex-----You fail to get an erection as usual1260312227814
HornyBear: Your mom's not THAT fat!1260318184366
Anonymous: big1270939809256
Salty: Find out you only get off when they put up a fight1270940023553
Anonymous: HA. happened to my friend. fail.1272310243856
iprobablyhateyou: You fail to get an erection; you punch her in the face and fist her asshole1272328449486
Randy: You fail to get an erection; She then requested that you play WOW with her, NOW YOU PICK THE TIME TO GET A BONER AFTER YOU SAID YES.1273264813418
Warg: Here's the problem: You're using a condom! WTF, seriously?1273301147404
Anonymous: use the fist1277450262149
Toxified: heres the problem, she isnt resisting..1317465166209
NorwayJunkie: I failed at erection once, but I had taken 0,5 grams of heroine so fucking was pointless anyway1317928279319
HARRRTZ IV: i failed at erection thrice, but fapping 9 times in a row in my room is pointless anyway1317938123109

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QUICK, write a poem about THAT
Thread poem advice thread (1018) , poem (13) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: External Hard Drive, You protect my fap folder, warranty enshrined.1276319195987
Warg: empty space, you will forever have a place in my heart. Then I died.1276327291230
rubberduckazilla: Mug, its colour is black, reminds me of a thug, WTF IS THAT, just a bug...the game1276327552608
Anonymous: Amidst a sea of disorder - a border. Dividing spaces filled with fappy-fist-food. I am a porn-hoarder.1276327881237
Furore23: Empty white bookshelf, you carry rainstorm trauma; this is a haiku.1276346443943
Pyro: Thats my pipe......lets get high1276985410527
Swiney: How can i write a poem about THE LAST EVER FUCKING BIG BROTHER :o:o:o:o:o1276994939917
Wolf 6: Haiku: Look to the left side. There is a speaker over there. OP is a fag.1277013443480
GhostNinja: Haiku: Wolf 6 makes no sense. Beyonce already sang that. He just realized it.1277014358972
LittleDemon: big tall tower, I love you so much. I turn you on and then I touch.1277039565143
Wolf 6: @GhostNinja: 1. Not if there is a speaker on the side of the monitor. 2. I don't much care for pop music. 3. What am I suppost to realize?1277092852313
Anonymous: My hat's like a cat smothered in scat, repeatedly batting a rat in the mat; Shampoo is needed, regretfully he did not buy any shampoo shit fuck, his luck127749372899
Bun: Oh wall, your stoic nature appeals to me, with your smooth, white finish. You leave me speechless, as I reminisce of the days where I would watch your paint dry...1277494071104
Grave: Oh mighty speaker, you make.. sounds.. with.. my music.. and.. fuck this shit I'm going home.1277497938327

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remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs...say thank you, because drugs are expensive.
Ad drugs thanks offer advice ad (210) , drugs (141) , thanks (11) , offer (10) , advice (280)

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UriAr: drugs are actually very cheap to produce. it's the government that makes them expensive by illegalizing them.1305698901941
Anonymous: ^ yup it's seriously a scam just like everything1305792896335
iprobablyhateyou: way to ruin a semi-funny joke1305816902680
Last_Resort: Thanks assholes1306270524235
Midgeinc: Amen!1309648614420
Anonymous: I don't know if they ruined the joke but whether they are refering to legal drugs or illegal drugs, in both cases the prices are government controlled... incidentally legal drugs are more expensive that their weight in gold...1310492886283
Cobra: You damn right you should say thank you! F*cking 21st century brats...1310493831188
Anonymous: take them. because hey free drugs.1321340714804
Anonymous: bahahaha this made my day1322093218210
Anonymous: if a stranger offers you drugs you're in the wrong fucking neighborhood1325313404471
Anonymous: I lol'd.1329434416617
HWood: The future of America...1329434496512
Quasimodo: : }1334234044975
Anonymous: I have never drugs would want many good drugs1348175922870

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Ten Words You Need To Stop Misspelling
Grammar theoatmeal advice grammar (29) , theoatmeal (2) , advice (280)

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Anomolous: I wonte mist spels agin1296795752864
Anonymous: ^^ Goud.1296798736606
Anonymous: It really pisses me off when "Loose" is used in place of "Lose". I Loose my mind when nigras do that1296799094533
Anonymous: what about 'where' and 'were' and we're1296814241547
Anonymous: Tyre, centre, programme, cheque, colour etc1296817863697
Anonymous: ^^Obvious not typical errors or made for dyslexia people1296824922786
Anonymous: Nigger, negro, negroe, nigra, knee grow, nigga, niggaz, nig nog,1296825505591
Anonymous: ^ hahahahaha1296825586310
Anonymous: ^^ LOLL1296863332831
DarwinIsDead: Anonymous combo breaker1296863446744
Anonymous: In pooint #2, the idiot spells 'are' as i-r... and he's giving spelling lessons?1296871397666
Anonymous: Atheist amoral asshole. They all break rules1296872854771
Anonymous: @5591 : you forgot nizzle1296875059432
Dr Pwn: Left out "wether": a castrated sheep (no joke)1303775678934

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Advice dog advice (280) , dog (514)

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hatchetback: do what the cute puppy says1247443455371
Tux: I try mnt/ , I try dev/ I try lib/ ...... where is it? Did Fail? But PC is Faster!1248818337293

Dont do it. Like this idiot... lol
Anonymous: LOL fail ^1260744364235
mynamehere: WTF!? i did it and now i have to use my sisters laptop. i even went through all the bullshit of getting administrative rights. fucking bullshit, my computer broke1261186372782
flarp: :( I only have a system311261235397106
Anonymous: you should delete system42 too1261252420653
themadhatter666: people are so fucking stupid.1261304767662

Anonymous: aaaaaaaaahhhh ha ha ha ha ha stupid fuckin cocker you actually did it ha ha ha!1274070389457
Anonymous: fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuu1277449994236
Anonymous: Does this also work for Amiga?1277450165550
KIRA: Guess so...1278204690472
Anonymous: i wrote a bash script that deletes system32 on boot.1278207263836

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Anonymous egypt government internet advice sfynx guy fawkes anonymous (111) , egypt (11) , government (21) , internet (173) , advice (280) , sfynx (1) , guy fawkes (7)

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zeus: nice work, any civilisation is just 3 internets away from revolution.1296924926834
Anonymous: How about "Tax Revolution Day" this April 15th; everyone in Finance "redistribute" the richest 5%'s wealth to as many others as possible?!1296926737244
chrud: ^how about working hard for your shit instead of being jelly of those who have?1296929204812
Alkarnur: @7244: In the 1950's people weren't allowed to make more than $2 million in today's money. Taxes were very higher and incremental (richer people paid higher rates). Look it up.1296944961272
rock: n roll1296946793314
Anonymous: 7244 the gov gets the biggest slice== no one is a rich as the gov1297209650355
Anonymous: lol1297219041314
CockAsian: Words to live by.1297219096363
Anonymous: why wait shut it down now before Obama can fuck it up more1298222404791
Woodford: If you have a spare hour or two shut down your government1299870809719
Toxified: Viva la revolution! Up with dope, down with hope!1318525789226
liplocker_code3: Good luck! You'll need it.1417379236254
Anonymous: I hope you commie bastards who write this junk get shut in with the other animals in Guantanamo. Hope you enjoy your waterboarding and nail removal you cunts1417380055467
SHDAD75: ^ kool-aid drinker. Probably a chicken-hawk too.1417405769155

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Dog puppy advice suck thread dog (514) , puppy (12) , advice (280) , suck (23) , thread (1018)

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Anonymous: i'd rather not, thank you.1264887494473
Samps: Yeah, I'm good, thanks.1264892476478
\m/: Retarded meme.,,.who come up with this shit srsly......1264896843813
Anonymous: sigh1275670932228
djh123: k which one?1315215355654
Quantum69: ^mine1315220180617
Anonymous: Lame1315238065603
m4k3k3: duck a sick do ron't1315252805324
BnSneky: geeeeeez fags1315253107628
Anonymous: ...go to sleep with your mouth open tonight!1355895846583
Anonymous: So women no longer suck dick?? WTF??1362628259743
Anonymous: that looks like a liberal dog1362633322629
Cheesecake: apathy dog - new meme1421360581779
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Info sex mistake women advice info (382) , sex (488) , mistake (3) , women (375) , advice (280)

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Hughbie: classic...about time one of these rolled up1329198098989
Everdark: lulz1329200527321
Anonymous: should put it on a valentinescard1329264645582
darkstan: ^Should be put on almost everything. This is a thoughtful and totally accurate list.1329355148382
Dick Gazinya: The Cosmo references were perfect. Who comes up with the shit they print?1329355663312
Anonymous: This was awesome. Spot on the whole way through1329406937273
Anonymous: Even if they read it they won't learn anything.1329407807362
anonymous: Gee I wish I had television too so I could know about these problems you folks have.1330330083367
aPPLEkACK: It's good, but there are still things missing.1420783289696
Anonymous: Nothing worse than going downtown, finding a jungle there, and end up mostly spitting out and choking on pussy hair. Also... don't ask what we're thinking right after sex. Mostly, we're thinking that we just want to sleep.1420792089549
Anonymous: hello?1420796895121
Anonymous: hey what is his?1420796909106
Anonymous: TLDR1421125803489
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Bible advice bible (44) , advice (280)

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Trip6Agony: pics or it didnt happen1263209718488
Anonymous: The first fairy tale book ever written!1263225974566
Anonymous: by people who lived hundreds of years ago who traveled lands bled for what they believed in and tried to show people that hate is not the road to take . but then again im sure you know better.1264114983931
Limerick: Green eggs and ham taught a great lesson too but that doesn't make me eat with foxxes in boxxes.1264293011442
pocket: the origin of the bilble is devine. it is not meant for mortals to understand. you can speak not drink of the waters nor partake in the fruit lest thee be jugeth by him.1264299901247
Anonymous: ^christfag1274451366113
Anonymous: divine, fag. And religofags have been making up shit for tens of thousands of years. Judaochristiaity was just the one that still exists for a minute.1274451544889
Flarp: The origin of the bible is various texts of Alexandria, voted on in constantinople, and changed and ratified every so often. It was created politically. Don't believe it? Do the leg work. The old testament is actually the Jewish bible, for the most part, and it's origin is ancient. Dunno more than that abou the ot. Wasn't there :)1284266186443
Flarp: The funny part, you should this to a Chrisfag (love it) and next think you know they will be circulating it like it is a win. lolz1284266227747
Anonymous: The Bible is the Word of God, but the work of man... and thus, imperfect.... so it is with all Holy texts1284268148627
Jesus: I am what I think I am, and I think I am non-existent and a slew of ideological aphorisms created by the minds of men (jews btw) to control an uneducated populace1284272210504
Anonymous: fuck islam1284281452789
Flarp: isham? yeah, I like ham, too. So what?1284299646618
Antiphon: Uncle Al used to tell me the same story whenever we went out in the woods and he needed to show me things, and he wouldnt lie, would he??1284325859855

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Bookstore bible advice bookstore (3) , bible (44) , advice (280)

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anonymous: epic WIN !1278014232927
DREW: lol !!!!1279650051642
Anonymous: im african american and i am very offended1279650456245
crackerkiller5: ^if you dont like it....GTFO!!!!!^1279653549322
cliptoe: they sell bibles in bookstores?1279662445236
Grave: I did it in my school's library1279664781220
Anonymous: no. you are african american and you are very black.1280088852630
Anonymous: move the black history stuff to the animals section.1280089994959
not anon: they arnt in the fantasy section!!, i wasted a fucking whole day looking there, and in comedy1281196446437
Raptor Jesus: hahahaha I will do this next time I go there1281196706316
crackerkiller5: move the nazi stuff to the fiction section1281254103522
Pyro: ^ LOL lets do it1281254482110
Anonymous: Done it, and you can credit for this gem.1281452537881
Anonymous: I'm 12 years old and what is a Bible?1281454628616

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How to Ask For Oral Sex - A comprehensive guide for men and women
Oral sex men advice women love howto oral (18) , sex (488) , men (54) , advice (280) , women (375) , love (176) , howto (118) , oral sex (2)

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Anonymous: < truths be told1275014163782
anon09: All a woman's really gotta do is state, perhaps somewhat suggestively, "Honey, I'm out of the shower"1275016807215
cybersinner: "How to beg." Written for pussies and faggots.1275355809693
Anonymous: how about bitch suck my dick1275355897814
cybersinner: I prefer, "Open up and say Ahhh!"1275356531405
Anonymous: give her the old "anesthetic". utilize the "howard-fine-howard" method via sledgehammer.1275361306189
Anonymous: Real men don't ask. Real women don't need to be asked.1275394262869
Squinky: ^^Truth1277257934627
boss: Pay for it, it's cheaper and easier. And, you don't have to hear about it for a f ing month later.1277309579590
Limerick: Do people really have these problems?1277370199304
Anonymous: donkey punch1277374175118
tahnook: i will ask to wash her mouth out with my man soap!1277621581342
Anonymous: you mean my penis doesn't count as a present?1277713727764
jacooker: Honey, what do you think you could fill up the fastest? Your mouth with my dick or your suitcases?1280053834160

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Cocaine smell advice cocaine (22) , smell (11) , advice (280)

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Pyro: i aint a pot head im just trynna get rid of the "demon plant" by smoking it all1261033032166
Anonymous: We all know youre a dope fiend, don't deny it1261081714871
crackerkiller5: im black and what is this?1270790362791
Anonymous: im not an alcoholic i just like tasting it the first and second time thats all1273310498881
5CHAN: boxxy?1288125897957

my new thing to tell people when i do lines(cocaine)
Anonymous: who DOESN"T want that neat-o neoprene nasal septum replacement surgery?1288475549486
Leashedhate: Yeah and OP's dick just has a back ache.1288475840529
GridLocK: yeah and rubbing it on your gums SEEMS like a good idea at the time1297027630710
ANNONAMOOSE: smells like petrol, and i like the smell of petrol haha1298228547512
GalacticStar: ...and the colors became more vibrant...1300656952856
BnSneky: me too1300657005905
uberbarf: me second1307490155333
HWood: Im not a nigger and I like this....1307491104885

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Michael jackson advice michael jackson (50) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: I think it happened the other way around to be exact.1246161186748
Furore23: Yes, before he was famous, HE was the one being molested.1277127398375
mundfurz: remember the guy from the who?1277312005120
Anonymous: wasnt one of his songs "beat it"?1277632232764
Grave: ^yeah, and bad!1277633292782
Solomon Grundy: On the day of his burial, all the dead kids ran away from their graves.......1282861076351
Moongrim: That's Hollywood for ya!1282862446330
Anonymous: Molest kids, Become a Viking.......1283812348729
Flarp: Chronological fail: Become molested, become icon as child, become adult pop star, and molest kids. Die from propofol. Geez. That shit isn't even fun.1283845698670
Anonymous: Become a Priest, Molest kids1283888869521
YuLiekPicturz: Molest kids, become meme1283890707136
thegreatone: molest kids, than go white1283957135201
lmao: I lol'd1284971377946
Solomon Grundy: become whatever you want, keep molesting kids! said Father Pedo bear....1285258550319

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Troll spoon advice fail
Troll spoon advice fail troll (237) , spoon (10) , advice (280) , fail (639)

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veranet: that's a strange way to hold a spoon1306965296219
anonymule: I don't get it... what happened?1307232548968
BnSneky: fuck amn, you really need to try this, many brickz will be shat1307233730948
MrPerspective: Not really sure. My guess is, the water boiled on contact, making like a steam explosion that propelled the burning-hot spoon on the poor dope's hand. A bit like throwing water into boiling oil. Or the spoon burst from heat shock and cut his hand? Anywayz, most stupid to even TRY that. Jackass. Nao, excuse me, I'm off to delete System32 on my PC. :-P1307237481386
MrSandyNigger: Rapid contraction causes the spoon to break up. So if you're holding the spoon at that moment then you should delete system32.1307243603740
Anonymous: this retard cant use a tap without slicing his hand open?1307246990306
Anonymous: what the fuck did u expect? a cookie?1308594723796
Anonymous: left Hand = FAP Hand...I hope not haha1308603701166
Anonymous: Darwin Award Nominee1316222780760
SLIPPY!: do you have to delete system 32 for this to work?1316264867442
BnSneky: Fuck1316265478899
Toxified: system 32 is the government's way of keeping tabs on us, plus it lags ur computer. i deleted it years ago. thanks /b/ ;D1318287424294

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