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EXECUTE PEOPLE TO DEMONSTRATE KILLING IS WRONG
Usa advice usa (442) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: Certainly cuts down on the recidivism rate.1248714478438
Anonymous: Meh, i've found it in "cute" category.1249165122844
Samps: Don't mind if we do.1249175657430
CK: oooo how about "rape people to show that sex is good"1249188981943
Still Anonymous: I like your thinking CK . Ever think of running for President ?1249190052282
CK: i could i know im smarter then bush was1249193492594
Samps: No, how about we kill rapists to show that we don't tolerate rape.1249196894860
jackfrosty: Execution is so pansy... I wanna see THE RUNNING MAN!!!1251294151326
BuggerChan: And you point is ... ?1252789916443
Bubble: Samps... take that back.1253212647570
Samps: ...except for CK, of course.1253223088713
Anonymous: Just like beheading those who believe Islam is violent? NAH, let's just give the terrorists free reign.1255317533811
Anonymous: Or, let the fuckers have free reign and we can watch as they kill your country from the inside!1256877487511
FalzeProphet: I'm with jackfrosty... Lets televise executions and turn it into a game. You survive, you go free.1256877715443

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10 Top Tips to End Rape
Info rape stop advice info (382) , rape (208) , stop (29) , advice (280)

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Stalker: Someone needs some rape?1319089138580
Everdark: number 2 seems a bit out of place ... some guys dont have the confidence to talk to a girl till they're alone. (by talk I mean carry out step 9)1319089172911
Anonymous: Best way to prevent rape- have woman give it up more often.1319116407179
Kuder: Point 11: Men , become gay.1321828455604
Raven's Wing: It's not rape if you yell, "Surprise!" before you do it, then it's just surprise buttsecks1321855815389
Zombeh: 11: Don't wear a fucking g-string to a dance club, then complain about the sexual attention you get.1321940132388
Anonymous: a good way to prevent rape is to NOT drink a lot, rub a guy's crotch, tell him you're gonna fuck him, and then at the last minute go "No!"1321945667658
ElCapitan: My dark passenger won't let me leave her alone1321958822348
Anonymous: 99. get a whore. dont rape her.1321958895182
Vincent859: ^^ Is that consistent with the Code, Dex?1321958954251

Anonymous
I'll rape whenever I want, thank you.
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Funch: no means no, unless my dick's in your mouth, then it means "muph" "nom nom nom"1321992735778
BobbygBG: Actually if your dick is in her mouth, and she is trying to say "no", it will probaly sound more like "chew chump cut spit"1321992913977
Quantum69: The fuck is this horse shit? Not surprised tho considering OP is a feminazi & a trap too.1321993391636

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uncross your feet / legs and take off your left hand from your face.
Advice itt advice (280) , itt (354)

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Pyro: well it was half right- my legs arent crossed1260245427251
DannDruff: FFFFFFUUUUUU1260287581185
Anonymous: was whole wrong....1260288007591
Anonymous: that's not where my left hand is... ;-)1260298678819
mynamehere: this was SPOT ON!! unbelievable1261186617947
TASTYbacon: Yeah whatever........1261188292666
Daddy: half right, my legs were crossed, but my hand wasn't on my face! :P1261189788321
crackerkiller5: ?????1261194977789
Van: freaky1261195749158
Stillfree420: damn they were right1261207484814
Spermany: yyeah half right... my hands were crossed and my left leg was on my face1261223908672
Anonymous: More like, cross your legs and take your hand of your penis.1261224380513
Anonymous: you can leave your hand on my penis big guy.1261226282177
Anonymous: Holy fuck.1261306215723

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"Though shalt love thy neighbor as thyself" ~Jesus
Republican jesus love neighbor advice republican (14) , jesus (225) , love (176) , neighbor (5) , advice (280)

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admackbar: damn, this one was almost funny. what's even more funny is whoever created the image is a fucking SHEEP who falls for and perpetuates THE 2 PARTY LIE!! WAKE UP YOU FUCKING SHEEP!!!1298593283916
Greeft: Quack!1298606550159
gerthasissues: ^^sucks sheep dick.1298617289600
chumpno1: so now I have to go jerk my neighbor off wtf fffuuu1298642052405

MrPerspective
@ Greeft: Meow!
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vengance: I agree with the disclaimer b/c you can't agree with nothing, those are just my views though and I feel everyone is entitled to their own opinion ,so, hate away I don't care1303622012592
MrPerspective: ^ "Don't-give-a-fuck-Man 2, back with a vengeance", coming to a theater near you. ;-) The superhero who defends freedom of belief by doing nothing to limit yours. Nice concept.1303623906393
Anonymous: rubbing his pole once a week? why would he need that?1328534128285
Anonymous: and if its not fixed dates - why would i need to come over for a nice occasion of a little fap whenever i feel like doing it myself?1328534233673
BnSneky: Not1328535097800
Anonymous: maybe she would like my fap folder, but it would perhaps spoil her hearing but not openly reacting to my fapping1372106042718
Anonymous: at times i suspect they hear me doing that - but then well, not going into details here1372106290568
Anonymous: ^ "I'm not going into details here, but you know how when sometimes you're masturbating, and you're really erect, and you're thinking about that thing that REALLY gets you off, and sometimes you start talking too loud saying "Oh yeah...that's it...do it...do it!", and all of sudden your sister walks in with her blue robe open, you know, the one you fapped with the other day, and..."1372214155863
ethelred: and you spurt your semen ll over her and she says "1548644125915

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EVERYONE: 1: copy links into google to watch unprotected security cameras
Google camera hack howto advice google (87) , camera (47) , hack (72) , howto (118) , advice (280)

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uriar: security cams are boring.1283637027941
Raptor Jesus: yeah, like I wont cause anything there by just watching.. unless there are some secret hidden cameras where the chicks change clothes1283637209896
Grave: TITS or GTFO!1283637302457
Jesus: You know whats alot easier than this? Live web cam stripping1283659213443
hellion83: Old News Dumb Ass1283667380116
privated1ck: great cams here...nude girls free! no kidding: http://www.myfreecams.com/?baf=28662691292226694605
Munster: Whoaaa... new site... great...1292228054654
sumdumfuk: +1 pvtdick1292237574155
Anonymous: naber1457973331937
Anonymous: So, does it help if I put my camera in a condom?1547988325975
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THE WORLD IS MEANINGLESS - ALL MEANING IS MAN MADE SO MAKE YOUR OWN AND MAKE IT WELL
Info poster philosophy advice religion info (382) , poster (15) , philosophy (12) , advice (280) , religion (396)

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ck13013: truth1283302706334
darkstan: Good advice, no doubt about it.1283311895346
Anonymous: BULLSHIT ! ! !1283311965595
Anon: Bull1283322682748
interwebz: OTT1283332511418
Anonymous: Religious logic: this poster says there is no god, so it must be bad advice. If you follow it, you'll go to hell. Go to church instead.1283501375703
fingerofdoom: ^not really. its more of a DO-WHATEVER-THE-FUCK-YOU-LIKE kinda statement.1283514854145
mACÄK: fucking hippies should be considered female1283543020854
Grave: This is pure genius, and that's actually my philosophy of life.1283544294795
Lickathesplit: Make it logicly also,becausei like logic, but if you ask me what logic is you will get my logical answer which is silence, for i haven't got the slightest idea what logic is.. Logic : The reason for my presence at c4c1293934382950
Anonymous: You are all so fucking blind. .This poster tells the fucking truth. All the rules we live by are written by man. Men and Women that are equal to us. Who says we should listen to them. We should make our own rules.1310241544257
who originally wrote: the quotation?1325551046921
Anonymous: This should be posted in every house of worship in the world. Howerer it makes too much sense and it will never happen. Too bad.1325810658289
honghavok: Shit, the letters are so small.1325816119671

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THE WORLD IS MEANINGLESS - LIVE DELIBERATELY - YOU ARE FREE
Life freedom advice sign life (63) , freedom (57) , advice (280) , sign (279)

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r120602: RIP Desiderata1338692695485
fiveby5: whew!! thank gawd i'm psychotic, or this would scare the shit out of me!1338706598631
KofeeAnon: what a load of bullshit. This is just as fucking stupid as believing in god. Life is whatever it is for each individual. You(whoever made this) Don't define what I should do, I'm sure this is a great way for you, so YOU live by it, and take this "inspirational" poster and shove it up your pie hole.1338719658749
Hughbie: ^angry much? He just wants you to be free and have cake.1338719834277
Quantum69: I like to have free with some caek pl0x, need not be kosher approved.1338720155511
mischievious: Not sure if this was supposed to be 'inspirational'. But your anger over meanigless life is funny1338746857483
ethelred: There is godness, but that godness is not God. All things are connected, as science has shown 2500 years after the Hindus told us.1547170107345
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IF YOU ENCOUNTER A MOUNTAIN LION: throw children
Lion advice sign lion (39) , advice (280) , sign (279)

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weeone: ummmm, no1258676257492
jackfrosty: HAHAHAHAAAA...1259476665380
Anonymous: LOL1259858059660
crackerkiller5: so much lulz!!!!1259861818199
Furore23: If you encounter this sign: you are in the wrong place, get in your car and drive at least 100km.1277483401528
iprobablyhateyou: hacked irl1277484619675
Anonymous: if you can read this, better GTFO1277580408171
Solomon Grundy: Just one sign was enough, ====> FUCK BACK or YOU ARE FUCKED1283074706933
Grave: shopped1283075782139
Squirrely1: Nice update...1283076699742
Stan: Ha ja ja j1283098027952
noob2010: This is just outside Los Angeles. Worse in Orange County or Ventura. They love to run down people on trail bikes or just hiking.1283111782740
Pyro: JESUS CHRIST GET IN THE CAR1283153723677
Anonymous: ...just give up1297939496221

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Practical advise from someone who's lived in a car long-term.
Homeless car advice reddit homeless (18) , car (384) , advice (280) , reddit (6)

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Furore23: Homeless? Then you're firewood!1274290355486
Anonymous: Wow! What a stand up guy. Eh?1280632096101
Anonymous: I'm...a secret brother. Join a very large Chain gym --like 24-hr Fitness, for example. It's $30 per month or less, and right there your daily shower problem is solved, hands down. If you're really unlucky and homeless for a LONG time, you...might get into super great shape --I should know cuz I'm that guy. No one things I'm homeless --I have a college degree and I'm trilingual.1282509232785
Knome: too long wont read1285524556199
boss: Think of yourself as an urban camper..................not homeless. This will be very handi advice in the jobless recovery !1285540874741
finntrollface: this is really easy when you have a mini van, so i'm lucky1285616447711
willybeamish: you faggots need to learn the difference between advice and advise1285617692272
Anonymous: not bad1304310476669
obama's dog: i eat my own poop1321386867739
tunni88: ^your a dog1321410696156
Anonymous: "Americans" which is people from the United States OF the continent called America need to learn these skills, because this is what you'll need under the Obama and liberal dictatorship. Knome, you must be an Obama supporter since you are clearly ignorant, lazy and dumb.1321412780610
Anonymous: important advice for the coming total economic collapse1330443493304
ethelred: "America" is a joke. The USA ties itself in knots trying to find PC names for everthing and everybody1546695660601
ethelred: Sorry! The USA ties itself in knots trying to find PC names for everthing and everybody snd then offends the entire continent with this piece of arrogance1546695743803
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OVER 9000 PENISES
Advice advice (280)

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Anonymous: She's a closet dike.1245267624493
TrueFag: ^Edit: Dyke1246803085198
DutchGuy: She would fit nicely next time our dikes break again tho.1246807888653
Anonymous: ^Edit: Dyke <FUUUUU1253379999376
cracker_killer: i have always wondered why she dosent have any kids but i know she is not gay1253428392369
ImaD00d: R U serious? Oprah looooves teh pussy.1253428907172
TASTYbacon: ^spider webs in that bitches box.1253429123889
Pyro: Fukken Camel spider in there1253429367382
TASTYbacon: Ohhohhoho!!!1253430208910
Anonymous: A nice thought!1256141966487
cracker_killer: I'm an annoying faggot ya hurr1283212959945
Anonymous: I'd a thought the number would be a lot higher what with her being just one huge Cunt an all........1283812110629
Anonymous: Lost Wood.1283854983573
Anonymous: 9000 penises...bitch must be radioactive or something, i heard she only had the one1283870887392

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IF AN ATHEIST IS WRONG, HE GOES TO HELL. IF A CHRISTIAN IS WRONG, NOTHING HAPPENS. THERE IS NO REASON TO BE AN ATHEIST.
Atheist religion logic advice atheist (50) , religion (396) , logic (17) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: Yes there is, it increases your chanses of going to heaven. What if you belive in the WRONG god? God is petty and wont forgive that, not beliving in anyone might still land you a place...1270423899808
bump: if a christian is wrong he has been an asshole for a very long useless life1270424873974
CreepisKryp: CORRECT! No reason AT ALL to be an ATHEIST. HENCE, I AM AN ATHEIST JUST BECAUSE!! WOOOO!1270425963995
CreepisKryp: <<COWARDLY WORDS.1270426027391
Anonymous: There is no heaven or hell1270426129137
bananaman: atheists don't have to dress-up like an asshole and go to church every sunday1270591944186
KarmaPickles: Well what if our Universe is a mere cell in another Universe and God lives up there not here. I always thought he was Santa's mean ass brother.1270593845975
God: If I'm God and you don't send me all your money, you will go to hell. Keep in mind that I have the mentality of a three-year-old (i.e. I gets mad when you mention my name in trivial reference). So there is no reason to risk your soul for money.1270603663912
Katlyng420: < I expect that kind of logic from Christians. Way to go sheck!1270610426332
Hughbie: lol....dumbarse religous fail logic... If an atheist is wrong they are wrong. Simple as that. If a christian is wrong, well thats just normal.1270616760707
Anonymous: ^ lol'd, so true1270871261703
Anonymous: What if the potato king gives salvation to all athiests but kills all those spudless fuckers you call Christians???1270872687810
Warg: So... We should practice one religion, as opposed to all others, or none, out of fear for the consequences described in said religion? WTF1270873478176
Anonymous: ppl are atheist so they dont have to waste there life following a fake god1270886290525

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Why Complicate Life?
Message simple life info advice Message (37) , simple (1) , life (63) , info (382) , advice (280)

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GibblesNBits: Wanna jump? ...Jump1331314975630
Poopalotacus: Wanna fuck? ....off1331316773983
Quantum69: Wanna suck?..... DICK1331317817255
MadNiggerish: Wanna nigger?.....JEW1331317958607
Munster: Wanna wanna?... wanna...1331653960589
HWood: Wanna fail?.....NIGGER1331654779268
Anonymous: wanna nigger?...NIGGER1338491765687
ertrereer: wanna chimp out?...NIGGER1338496104284
Banshee5: Wanna dick in yo mouth? ... OP1338496606164
General Satan: nigger nigger?....NIGGER1338496811593
Quantum69: ^^C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!1338496874335
Banshee5: ^Wanna C-C-C-C-COMBO? ... Breaker!1338497611691
Arschloch33: Don't even ask, jump!1338501724957
Anonymous: Wanna cash? ... Welfare (for niggers only)1338502340339

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PUNCH HER IN THE FACE ...TO PROVE YOU'RE RIGHT
Violence punch women fist advice violence (8) , punch (55) , women (376) , fist (10) , advice (280)

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RKB: sickfuck88...You are so mentally wrong LOL1281800211563
Moongrim: Standard Logic1281802019596
fattyspleef: Is it SO hard to put mayonaise on a god damned sammich?1281802114852
sickfuck88: @rbk hehehe thanx1281890274280
Dutchfag: She shouldve stopped whoring around1281963042768
Impaler Of Twats: My dick not going to suck its self bitch1281973221220
ThelemicMage: next time, bring a beer with that sammich1282000131743
NigBickDigger: "i dont give a damn if you poop from there!!"1282000249184
Anonymous: Fuck yeah...the only reason women are put one this earth is to thwart the awsum plans of every man in sight.1282038687552
Limerick: ^And sammiches.1282077489833
Anonymous: Or just punch her for the hell of it...1282128345258
Anonymous: It's every c4c's dream to live in the 50's.1288717374817
didit: PWN3D-W1N-PWN3D1288718745120
Nickeh43: Then do it again, to prove how awesome it was when you did it the first time.1288719421353

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Why work if you can live from alimonies
Family advice family (206) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: Learn a lesson from this young lads. Much truth in it.1255538406599
Anonymous: lol1255539598514
cracker_killer: thats why i would never get married1255553372642

Anonymous
LOL family advice is unhelpful
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anonymous: sadly...he isnt the dad after all...the papers got it wrong...pity. Still i am sure he will try again before he's 13.1261946183582
Anonymous: ugly cunt whore1266854475513
MarkMonkey15: She's Bitch ugly1269617232823
GridLocK: the tables are turning against women and their bullshit, they will be sorry for their games1295699300599
Cunt81: KILL THE BITCH!!!!!!!1296852010922
Mohammed Al Fayed: My names black cock sucky french stroke thai cunt with a anal pig twist. Mathilde Donovan, Bethnal Green/Essex slag of the deep dark land of sodomy, Gay Paris- er i can't pronounce it but er im game, fancy cunt or ill ge y a right er blurp. I just want upper class oi cock, boink and my old mans copper k,k,k so ill get u n yours nicked or ers sss ers or ill get the mob on ya, yer da essex mob ai1296854103568
BnSneky: ^wot1296854284349
Anonymous: Who's Ali, and can I has some of his monies, too?1529744477977
Anonymous: Moe Hammy wouldn’t worry about it if he was a sand nigger. All they have to do is say, “I divorce thee” three times and it’s done. For the rest of us, the nastiest paternity suit is a cake walk compared to the most amicable divorce.1529799821134
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Don't smoke and drive. The ash could burn your leg and cause an accident!
Weed car accident advice weed (324) , car (384) , accident (233) , advice (280)

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weeone: made me laugh, and see all the burns in my clothes :|1255540351292
Anonymous: Been driving on weed since 2001. I had one accident. I didn't smoke that day (at least up until then). I was sleepy. Being sleepy or tired behind the wheel is a 1000 times worse than weed. It's almost like alcohol.1255932776405
brutalninja: buddy is wise!1255952132992
wat: and the ash makes your pantns dirty1260502998561
Pyro: its worth it1260503222206
DutchGuy: my car seats are full of burnholes1260540062726
Bud: all wise an powerful1263461033184
mantore: buddy is my best friend :)1263693952186
WR104Gamma: Side effects include, driving too carefully and slowly.. Being a more patient driver. And a complete destruction of the ability to have road rage. Hrmmmm Drink and drive because it makes the state more money?1265050517420
Anonymous: Dont Drink and Drive, Smoke Weed and fly.1271627103632
Anonymous: thats correct1281631395770
Anonymous: Kill it with fire! (then inhale)1281634723487
Knome: mah buddy is a rock1285875786442
Anonymous: WEED KILLS.1309408132950

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Rape advice women opinion
Rape advice women opinion rape (208) , advice (280) , women (376) , opinion (21)

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AZO: sadz nao1321073319959
Anonymous: how true1321074648347
Anonymous: hahah1321609081409
Anonymous: Damn...burn that bitches house down1321673965741
halfmast: this is truly funny and i encourage this type of thinking but when have women ever taken responsibility for their own actions?1321678735703
honghavok: Wimmin1321679225177
Antiphon: Way too truthful to be funny.1321698726523
Quantum69: lulz if you're gonna dress like a slut & get drunk & high on drugs then.....................enjoy :)1321699008325
Anonymous: it's only rape if he didn't satisfy her properly1321699679360
Anonymous: It's also rape if the cheque bounces.1321814830962
BobbygBG: So fucking true! Dare to tell 1 word to a woman about rape and dressing hot, and you get all the feminist fanatic bullshit!1321818619997
Anonymous: OP is obviously a fucking chick,and yes it's your fucking fault if you dress like a whore,don't be surprised if someone rapes you and shit...dumb bitches.1321874918224
Furore23: Somebody is missing the point. The truth, that this image is telling, is that rape is not the victim's fault any more than robbery is the victim's fault... but too many women refuse to take sensible precautions because of a retarded misreading of feminist rights. WOMEN! It's not your 'fault', but you can STILL protect yourself! FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-1321879285884
raulsgirlnj87: So true.1323842687263

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USE BLACK LIGHT ON BED - ENTIRE MATRESS LIGHTS UP
Matress black light advice matress (4) , black light (1) , advice (280)

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Battlestar: i'm gonna have to try that...1260217908438
Pyro: that...is a plan1260244366895

Anonymous
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Hughbie: oh fuck you matress.....stay the fuck away....1260726141470
Pyro: i found a blacklight.....i used it.......i hope to god thats mustard stains on my sheets and floor1260911868845
YuLiekPicturz: Blast it with piss1278972323661
nazi schatzi: it lights up under black light because it’s a white matress. d'uh1279231809176
Anonymous: um ok.. wtf is this shit1287434204361
Anonymous: sit on bed. hear bedsheets >c r a c k l e !<1288500134968
Anonymous: oh shit she has rice krispys under her matress1288821590590
Anonymous: ugh1298209560815
Anonymous: haha best one ever !1298218233960
Woodford: Who stole my sheets?1299870944441
bingolong: Answer... keep little sister out of your bed....1299908922902

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Animal control message advice
Animal control message advice animal control (1) , message (37) , advice (280)

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Stalker: What's that about your pussy hurting?1321629840968
Predator: This is an absolutely valid point. The person who wrote this deserves a medal. People who don't take proper care of their animals deserve to be summarily executed.1325126914452
Anonymous: good stuff1325196086589
Anonymous: U Mad?1325198080513
Anonymous: Butthurt much?1325198092117
Tattoos: ^ Fuck you, 2117. This person is dead-on correct. Predator is also on the mark. People like you,2117, are exactly the kind of bitch-ass fag the animal control officer is talking about. I'd be glad to show you what butthurt means, you sorry little faggot.1328325149238
illKILLyouALL: ^STFU n00b1328416207616
Bob Barker: I approve this messege1328477797937
MACKY83: 616 needs to go back to his videogames.1328478681574
BnSneky: hahahahaha1328479530165
rnd(): TFL DR1333092536359
Anonymous: replace dog with person and animal with human. true story.1342907330957
Anonymous: ^"human"?1528263912562
Anonymous: Love it!1528299754924

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The world is pretty and everyone should be quiet and enjoy it.
Advice life drawing child rainbow young advice (280) , life (63) , drawing (168) , child (38) , rainbow (111) , young (90)

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MadNiggerish: you be quiet or i'll stick the pedo bear on your ass!!!1335959769358
SLIPPY!: Enjoying it is exactly why we have a resource and population problem. Useless children like this only waste valuable energy. Instead of advocating complacency during an environmental failure, this child would be better suited as an example of how really late-term abortion works.1335961774225
SLIPPY!: Probably not an option in this case, because mom and cousin dad have likely already brainwashed the kid into thinking that Jesus hates fags, the south had a legitimate argument, and that dinosaurs are made-up. This is why abortion is as popular as a fart in a space-suit.1335962016241
SOPA: Yeah slippy there right god does hate you1335973546532
Anonymous: implying that you have to be a brainwashed christian to know faggotry is a reproductive disorder, come back when you've successfully impregnated a man's anus with your dick, and we shall talk about reclassifying it as healthy behaviour1342965502669
Anonymous: Now people are quiet. They all walk around like zombies, starring down on their phones.1528262621726
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Flying home for Thanksgiving? WATCH OUT.
Pedo thanksgiving pedobear warning tsa advice pedo (205) , thanksgiving (2) , pedobear (335) , warning (27) , tsa (12) , advice (280)

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bananaman: the official seal of molestation!1291304314835
MrPerspective: (blushes) Actually, I kinda enjoy the patdowns. It's the closest my sorry life can come to actually "getting some". 8-P~~~1300898964433
Anonymous: lame1300899104825
Canucklehead: I found it to be nothing at all.1305667567895
Anonymous: feels like im wearing nothing at all!! nothing at all!! nothing at all!!1305667854130
MrPerspective: Cool song, 4130. Did YOU write it? ;-)1305681263732
pedobear: u forgot 2 put free raep timezz1308879248198
bshaun2: ^^^ You have to admit though, Flanders did look pretty good in that ski-suit1352177898475
InternetH8Machine: Stupid sexy Flanders!1352249983730
Anonymous: Put a huge rubber dildo down you pants if you're a woman. That'll surprise those fuckers.1527875129719
Anonymous: Those PC assholes are always stripping down some white person “to be equal”. There hasn’t be a white hijacker in 20+ years.1527901756131
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THERE'S NO GOD NOW STOP WORRYING AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE
God life religion advice god (79) , life (63) , religion (396) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: rape, rape, rape1273415709348
Pyramid Head: i know.... what gives?1275617748331
Samps: If that's true, then who gave us the gifts of bacon and weed?1275618616280
Anonymous: ^ pigs, and the ground1275618783922
Anonymous: ^but what gave us the pigs and the ground? FFFFFUUUUUUU1275618873450
Anonymous: why do they not realise this is the whole point of atheism?1275634071536
Anonymous: true true1275666000827
llamados0: That's all there is to it!1277399360151
AGENTDORK: im afraid of the day of my death. im going to go out in style like hitler1277408923119
Anonymous: ^Become an hero and do it faggot!1277412533123
Anonymous: I approve.1278606510521

crackerkiller5
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Anonymous: i disagree.1278618327629
Moongrim: Christians molest more often anyways1278628339157

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Pray to God - Expect result
Advice dog religion pray advice (280) , dog (514) , religion (396) , pray (20)

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Bubble: I hope donaldd sets alight and is paralized at the same time, and melts to his chair, leaving only teeth as a sign he existed, and his mom who will find him in her basement 3 months later, because we knoew she fucking dispises him, will post them to each of us from c4c so we can have a piece of him, so he can never reincorinate himself.1254942794572
Bubble: i thort Pyro was propaine... even tho i grew to like Pyro, but know i don't know... i think this new fuckface donaldd might be the old waster... i hopes he gets b& but there no way you can b7 people who know the system... another name another account same cunt...1254943235770
donaldd: POOR BUBBLE ............ BABY BUBBLE....... BABY.......ARREUH1254949742283
Bubble: i'm 26 frenchtrol, well a dreams a dream, and we can only hope1254978702332
donaldd: I give you the solution : pray to god, sometimes they are miracles ....1254999696737
g-man: bollox1286108131839
YuLiekPicturz: man i just still fucking love this one, plain but makes the perfect point1295466183792
Grave: One time I prayed for rain, and it rained. CHECK, FUCKING, MATE.1295466593240
BlazinWeed: GOD DOES NOT EXIST!1295466617913
BlazinWeed: ALLAH DOES!1295466625214
avaL: NIGGER DOES!1295466635979
Anonymous: chuck norris does!1295466743658
avaL: ANON DOES!1295466766862
brassmonkee: Heavens to Betsy, can't we all just troll along?!1295470345970

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child safety now - child safety tips from a former pedophile
Pedo advice pedo (205) , advice (280)

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YuLiekPicturz: ONN, available world wide for nine billion people1293748576431
Grund1e: That's like 'Dinner Etiquette' by Jeffrey Dahmer.1293749699725
pancake: There is no such thing as a "former pedophile"... stupid media.1293791035586
Wr104Gamma: Hide ya wife hide ya kids hide ya husbands1296599706111
Anonymous: RIP Andy Sipowicz from NYPD BLUE!1296600324268
Anonymous: first al the children should go to his house for sagegaurding1297072185573
apocalypsepast: His tip: Let him rape your kids so that no other creeper can get to them!1297073686440
rock: is nothing sacred1297078595928
fapperdoodle: hahahahhahahahaha retards1297122208712
Anonymous: As a former pedophile I can safely say that young girls have the tightest asses...1297128127679
InjectableMonster: Uncle Joe... wha?1297139082706
Anonymous: UNCLE DIDDLES1297148540267
Jovi: Thats like "How to run a country" by Obama.1297154373104
Squirrley1: Pancake you are right..1297172276468

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Athiests - if God doesn't exist - there's no heaven nor hell
Advice religion atheist advice (280) , religion (396) , atheist (50)

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Greeft: HAHAHAHAHAHA theologic is just so fucked HAHAHAHAHA1279457130801
Anonymous: Ever heard of social consciousness? Dumbfuck....1279462700812
Anonymous: turn it around... are you actually saying that you are only good because you think you will get rewarded? that's pretty cold, dude1279468182129
Grave: so the only thing keepin you from not raping your 4 years-old neighbor's daughter, is because an invisible space daddy will send you to hell if you'll do it? that's not moral, that's how you teach a dog.1279470346259
Anonymous: so what you're saying, is that you've got a problem, that's totally your problem, but you'd like to find a way to make that problem my problem, but here's the problem, it's not my problem.1279519975994
Anonymous: waisted space1279520014888
Wr104Gamma: With freedom from moral decree, comes the neccesity of developing what is called a social consciousness. We must balance the desires of our primal mind with the restraint of our logical mind, which says rape, murder, and torture are ethically and socially wrong. We know something is wrong becuase of itIf you don't understand this, try religion1279522920293
Wr104Gamma: Without the "fact" that the easter bunny was hovering in the sky, you would ACT OUT the thoughts of killing your mother and raping your dog? Your primal ape mind wants to rape and murder because it used to be required to continue life. In order to turn it off completely, bash your head into your keyboard and post a response1279523466469
the7rafe7: laws are imaginery, its up to the people to support and enforce them, the same applies with god.1279540740275
Jesus: ^derp1280462505782
Anonymous: The path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life and the fear of death and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge1280466833100
BigDaddyD: I agree with grave. Well said.1280514522268
Not So Anonymous: Justice is a human invention, in reality it's rarely achievable, but that wont stop people ruining lives demanding it1280514712184
WhiteShark: rape the dog? rob a bank? wtf are you serious? I can't believe religious fags could be so stupid...there's no need of god to understand that some things aren't good to do. Now gtfo and do your homework1280514833320

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DELETE SYSTEM32 - MAKE YOUR PC FASTER
Advice dog advice (280) , dog (514)

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hatchetback: do what the cute puppy says1247443455371
Tux: I try mnt/ , I try dev/ I try lib/ ...... where is it? Did Fail? But PC is Faster!1248818337293

Anonymous
Dont do it. Like this idiot... lol
1260638170829
Anonymous: LOL fail ^1260744364235
mynamehere: WTF!? i did it and now i have to use my sisters laptop. i even went through all the bullshit of getting administrative rights. fucking bullshit, my computer broke1261186372782
flarp: :( I only have a system311261235397106
Anonymous: you should delete system42 too1261252420653
themadhatter666: people are so fucking stupid.1261304767662

kinganonymous
Holyshit!
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Anonymous: aaaaaaaaahhhh ha ha ha ha ha stupid fuckin cocker you actually did it ha ha ha!1274070389457
Anonymous: fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuu1277449994236
Anonymous: Does this also work for Amiga?1277450165550
KIRA: Guess so...1278204690472
Anonymous: i wrote a bash script that deletes system32 on boot.1278207263836

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40 GIGS OF PORN DOWNLOADING - SLEEP IS TIME TRAVEL
Porn sleep download advice porn (498) , sleep (128) , download (13) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: I hate this frog why wont it just die1271279465807
Anonymous: couse it's virtual, it doesn't even exist. just image in jpg.1271279867521
Anonymous: possibly this frog is dead now. sad, but true1271279889934
Pyro: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK1271280179654
nubcakes: HOLY SHIT 4 gigs??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1277011386383
Squirrely1: I have been there...And it is true...1277014454531
Grave: what the foul bachelor frog has to do with it?1277018758197
Anonymous: what i want to know is, where has HypnoToad got to these days. Haven't seen him around here for ages !1277032053838
sqwrrl: Three days without it. See ya guys. I'm going to be asleep for a few days.1277045007840
Anonymous: Thats nothing i've got over 600 gb of porn;-}1284599404266
FacelessFanatic: Haha That's my life right there.1284611070120
fingerofdoom: hahahah... true.. true..1284611281879
Porno: SLEEPING FOR A WEEK1284611557714
Flarp: Warning: once you get to 800gb of porn it suddenly becomes innefective. The horror... ...the horror....1284622821983

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/b/ - Water got turned off. Can't flush toilets. #2 is Imminent. Wat 2 do?
Advice itt toilet advice (280) , itt (354) , toilet (132)

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Bubble: Eat it1259177053253

bananaman
TUB
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Pyro: go to nearest store or neighbor, DESTROY THE TOLIET1259183932256
t-money: 2 GIRLS ONE CUP1259204489891
SickNote: ^GTFO1259205699591
Anonymous: shit in garbage bag1259216201905
Bubble: ^GTFin1259218830109
IAKSAKKAK: why flush?1259225569823
aNOMynous: shit, close toilet, wait till water comes on1259233729634
Anonymous: go outside with a wrench and turn the water back on take a dump and flush then wait the till city turns it off again simple as that1259308976431
TheHitman: get off internet...go pay the bill, that usually helps and its simple =)1259314931770
Hughbie: ^LOL....1259329001696
4chansucks: shit anyway1259342369515
cogent: shit your pants, you deserve it for letting things get this bad1259375042321

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BOB'S QUICK GUIDE to ITS and IT'S, YOU IDIOTS - IT'S = IT IS
Grammar advice angry flower grammar (29) , advice (280) , angry flower (1)

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Anonymous: IT IS IT'S A ITS A FUCKING GRAMMAR NAZI (YES ALL CAPS)1292803680339
Anonymous: That's too much work for the idiots that need it most.1292808261121
Anonymous: 20 internets to you1292815068470
Anonymous: this guide its stupid1292815138487
Munster: This guide is brilliant... and stupid...1292844925689
Jackfrosty: Um... No. Its the OTHER WAY jesus motherfucking christ...1296529402167
Anonymous: too hard1298157518860
Anonymous: this it's great1298290072936
Weed: That's not how you spell "tits", stupid.1298330209390
Anonymous: IT'S or GTFO1298357409941
darkstan: Grammar rules.1333027219701
Spartak: tits1333042144883
Anonymous: It's flipping good1360091136700
Anonymous: its it's is it is1507446931154

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Y, R & U - ARE FUCKING LETTERS
Grammar itt advice grammar (29) , itt (354) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: This would be a good read for most of you motherfuckers.1271245018899
Anonymous: fuk u1271253873720
FuCkNuT: fu q1272227915304
Warg: I fucking love this.1272237381277
darkwing duck 421: D1272264833754
darkwing duck 421: Not cool no likey thinking1272264865458
Master Pokerlord: the truth will make you free!!!!1272270551152
Anonymous: grammer nazis favorite story1272330009560
Youngin: they're goes an hero1272333495769
Youngin: than y r u so mad its not like their doing any harm1272333797446
Anon: Too long. Did not read.1272395374783
Anonymous: I love the smart people on /b/1272578765385
Master Pokerlord Jed: ^yeah but there arent lots of us nowadays1272584731685
Anonymous: To whoever made these: I love you.1272855165894

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How's that "Hope & Change" working out for you?
Message Obama gas politics price note advice Message (37) , Obama (225) , gas (14) , politics (124) , price (7) , note (53) , advice (280)

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Grund1e: Great Pic OP! Classic!!!1331564400731
StormTrooper: Oh, I gotta do this in my town1331565578251
Anonymous: ^ I was thinking the same thing. Maybe we're onto something here...1331569090179
Anonymous: LOL, thank the pro-israel congress and its embargo on iranian oil. the funny thing is that iran profits from the higher prizes and china's willing to pay it anyways.1331577094352
Greeft: Considering that the USA is the leading proponent of capitalism, why is the situation so hard to understand? There is a finite amount of oil, wherever you get it from, and the use is increasing, so the law of supply and demand says the price is only going to go one way in the long term.1331580554463
Grund1e: ^ Unless you kill the Arabs and take it!!1331580747198
idrankallthebeer: ^^yes, but americans don't live forever, so why charge us so much?1331581156891
Poopalotacus: dude, we're the furthest thing from captalism. When corps run the government, it no longer is captalism.1331581510184
MadNiggerish: when was lead removed from gas?1331581544669
Greeft: ^^ ^^^ ^^^^ Lol. Love it. cap·i·tal·ism/ˈkapətlˌizəm/ Noun: An economic and political system in which a country's trade and industry are controlled by private owners for profit. Notice the words "and political system" in the dictionary definition, so the American government being controlled so efficiently by big business is surely the pinnacle of capitalism.1331583045284
Nabbo: LOL, so much misinformation. Oil price doesn't depend on the US president, lol, it depends on supply and demand. With the rise of new industrialized countries there is an high demand, so the price grows.1331583634763
anonymule: Fucking people are retards, in July 2008 gas was $4.24. Who tha fuck was president in July 2008? Is THIS is all that republicans have as an argument, gas prices? Fucking gas prices have SHIT to do with who is actually president. Please tell me you faggots will have a better argument in November. Cause I'm laughing my ass off when Obama is reelected because you fuckers don't have a better one.1331587061673
anonymule: Vote for whitey and you'll have .99 cent gas! Don't renig! A vote for whitey is a vote for gas cheaper than a big mac! Durr Hurr1331587223550
Greeft: ^ Lol.1331591369994

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Bread tags make the perfect sized cord labels
Tips diy life hack info trick advice compilation tips (2) , diy (34) , life (63) , hack (72) , info (382) , trick (56) , advice (280) , compilation (58)

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Anonymous: brilliant1327933140511
Anonymous: Hints from Heloise1327943752228
Hughbie: ah fuck..some are actually useful...nothing to bitch about...1328078147116
Derpina: Great ideas! I really like the bread tag idea.1328080182765
Anonymous: EPIC1328082672446
halfmast: i love the life hax1328084857828
Anonymous: haxn?1328086254844
Lurker67: heart eggs bring out the romantic in me1328138401566
Anonymous: It's like Martha Stewart and Macgyver became one.1331644150445
Quantum69: A-Team, is that you?1331644357771
MadNiggerish: Well cock in my pocket those are some cuntish ideas!1331644460858
frob: OMG1334586716907
eyedol: that ice cream looks good bro1334968956554
Anonymous: @ 0455, awsome1334988052273

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The Book Of Accidents - FALLING OUT OF A COACH - A BOY DROWNING
Accident book advice accident (233) , book (59) , advice (280)

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Furore23: Old timey folks were fucking WEIRD.1276092727466
Achmed: indeed they was1286749296348
Ali: I want that book, statt1286749859609
FLARP: Yeah, things are SOOO much better that everyone is a fucking clone that reports for programming in from of a computer or TV1286780029204
Anonymous: Wtf1297951309252
MAELSTHUR: its wikipedia beta version =)1297955954340
Anonymous: If only they knew of Chinese escalators and Brazilian off duty cops...1512960115864
Anonymous: Boy drowning, yeah cover the corpse with a huge bush.1513105374785
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List of serial killers by number of victims - This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.
Wikipedia murder serial killer advice wikipedia (10) , murder (55) , serial killer (2) , advice (280)

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MrSandynigger: HAHAHAHAHAHA FUKKIN LOL'D1320424849386
djh123: i should add someone.....1320425878785
MegaBite: kyygoaty?1320425979515
Quantum69: ^yeah but not inb4 Blazinweed1320455210688
Anonymousis: It's like something out of The Shining...1320521881255
Anonymous: Challenge accepted!1320527840703
vincent859: Better yet, make a list of serial killers by average kills per month of activity.1320527956265
The Original Spoon: Your mind - incomplete; you can help by expanding it.1341534048728
Anonymous: Ha. they've clocked on. now it says: This list is incomplete; you can help by providing more information.1342197476219
Arschloch33: I kill cereals every morning1342211215575
Anonymous: geez..don't give the nutjobs any ideas..1409227062330
Anonymous: The ultimate serial killer: God!1512910996834
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Just discovered my 15 year old son has a fetish
Furry mom question advice furry (70) , mom (43) , question (218) , advice (280)

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Cryptid: hahaha sodomized by demons1281494612781
XENU: tl;dr.1281494655484
Nickeh43: Man I hate it when that happens ^^1281495770434
Anonymous: I just don't understand, jy people think that just because you are a Christian that demons won't also fuck them in the ass? Really if you think about it for varied reasons Christian ass might be prime demon cock real-estate. Oh and mascot sex is fine if they keep it in Pittsburgh...like the zombies1285466866312
Anonymous: lol Christians, too funny1285482354573
g-man: nuked from orbit--- lol1285496692791
anonymous: Just get him a dog1287810277572
ElCapitan: Trolls........ Trolls Everywhere1287824305774
SLIPPY: Win. This should be on page 1 of "How to be a effective troll". There were some real lol moments in this.1288710032635
Clownichter: hahahah second comment is awesome1288753848363
fuck: trollls234141241124124$@$!!@$@$!@!$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!spam@#$@! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$@#$!@!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!1289080133112
Anonymous: So what!1290469115227
Furore23: Why did this nosy idiot get helpful and honest replies? It should have been wall-to-wall trolling. Internet, I am disappoint.1306599124787
Anonymous: jeez, Christians, gotta love them eh? Hate living with them though.1306697397118

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THE TOP 50 MISTAKES WOMEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX
Info sex mistake women advice info (382) , sex (488) , mistake (3) , women (376) , advice (280)

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Hughbie: classic...about time one of these rolled up1329198098989
Everdark: lulz1329200527321
Anonymous: should put it on a valentinescard1329264645582
darkstan: ^Should be put on almost everything. This is a thoughtful and totally accurate list.1329355148382
Dick Gazinya: The Cosmo references were perfect. Who comes up with the shit they print?1329355663312
Anonymous: This was awesome. Spot on the whole way through1329406937273
Anonymous: Even if they read it they won't learn anything.1329407807362
anonymous: Gee I wish I had television too so I could know about these problems you folks have.1330330083367
aPPLEkACK: It's good, but there are still things missing.1420783289696
Anonymous: Nothing worse than going downtown, finding a jungle there, and end up mostly spitting out and choking on pussy hair. Also... don't ask what we're thinking right after sex. Mostly, we're thinking that we just want to sleep.1420792089549
Anonymous: hello?1420796895121
Anonymous: hey what is his?1420796909106
Anonymous: TLDR1421125803489
Anonymous: #4: Think of it like, women produce one egg. It takes "this" much energy to create one. How much energy does it take to produce 200×10⁶ sperms? No wonder men are tired.1511651240456
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Get trolled by Hitler - Do what ever you want to anyone and say they're nazis if someone tells you to stop.
Israel nazi jew hitler troll advice israel (74) , nazi (174) , jew (189) , hitler (142) , troll (237) , advice (280)

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anonymous: Juden ins Gas !1275421506753
Furore23: Wir mussen die Trollen ausrotten!1276882606111
SS-Führer Klaus: Um 9 Uhr wird zurückgetrollt !1276895998362
Sasi: Zu viel spät. Troll jetzt oder verarsche dich.1276896275533
AlienNation: לך תזדיין1276897505160
Doc Mengele: The World got trolled by Hollywood produced Holocaust Swindle1276950732458
Anonymous: ^ Right on there was no jude Holocaust .1278315230767
Anonymous: Zyclon B rulez!!127831529299
Anonymous666: בן זונה1278329895132
ישראלי: חחחחחחחחח פאקינג טרולים1278340625397
הומוצ'אן: יאללה מהפכת ישראלים בצ'אן4צ'אן :D1278340696985
אנונימי: חח יאללה1278340925936
אנונימי: תמצצו לנו :)1278342207389
Furore23: Because if I punch you in the face, from then on anybody who punches you or anyone you know is automatically me.1278342244322

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CLICK A THUMBNAIL - FIND OUT ITS GAY PORN
Advice dog advice (280) , dog (514)

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iHateClearpeople: "Download a porno", girl getting fucked by guy...camera zooms out guy getting fucked by guy...1262774697960
DigitalBliss127: I don't want to find out thanks anyways1266068736245
Anonymous: when you have watched enough porno you don't care, anything goes...1269889637724
shooptrooper: im good1270185945214
Anonymous: I clicked it and saw the fucking gay porn... fuck you1271316679798
Anonymous: bahahahaha how did that even work1271317078293
Anonymous: rofl1271326910634
Omni: We've been Ackbared!1271579353151
Anonymous: This mind fucks you when you scroll from top to bottom.1276998905905
Grave: I just became a trollbate from my free will.1276999047614
Swiney: WHERE?????? I LUV GAY PORN.1277000617526
crackerkiller5: ^he really does^1277008594451
Disruptive: Now both there dicks smell like man shit. Nasty. Chicks assholes are way better.1277011545432
USA USA: this is actually quite appealing... i consider fapping1277242552740

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IF YOU DOUBT THAT WE WILL, KEEP FUCKING WITH US.
Party van advice party van (12) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: lol1278285670746
zombieslovenecros: the famous church bus. love jesus or else haha X D1278318814121
Anonymous: R.I.P. A-team1278345776116
Anonymous: not pictured: right side of van reads, "FREE CANDY"1278353038187
Anonymous: Homeland Security "Black Hole" (Death Squad..) van; notice no front plate..1278363578750
Anonymous: The funny part? The assasins are seniors in Hovaround chairs!! SURPRIZE!!1278441710733
Yourfuckingmother: You will be back traced. You have been warned.1281421402224
Squirrely1: I wonder how many puppies and kitties are on the back...Tee Hee...1281426594190
Anonymous: Only as many as it takes...but the candy gets a better response and the back is filled with it.1291093701469
al: Pussy wagon.1291094012862
666thSTD: shut the fuck up or i will van you.1291176203565
Anonymous: MHRV: Mexican Highway Rollover Van. Usualy 8-15 on board when van rolls multiple times on highway.1291176685327
Lickathesplit: Agree with 61161291189920691
Anonymous: Holds up to thirthy people depending on how small they are and how you cram them in.1291652263488

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Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
Yahoo troll question pregnant baby advice yahoo (40) , troll (237) , question (218) , pregnant (113) , baby (245) , advice (280)

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Tommy: wait what? cum again?1281572568485
Anonymous: "Sources: 4chan.org" Bahahahahahaha1281585839791
Anonymous: Best advice evar1283024221890
ErlKonigVinz: yo dawg, we herd u liek babbys in yo womb so we put a womb in yo babby so yo babby can have babbys while you havin' yo babbys.1283025054555
Anonymous: wooooowww...1284453733332
g-man: dumb trailertrash1284464830171
Anonymous: <win1284570068147
Anonymous: buhahahahahahaha! stupid question stupid answer :D1284624434187
Flarp: It has been known to happen. Much more common in minorities and isolated communities.1284634965442
:(: LOL WTF IS THIS?1285180255708
FluffyTaco: LOOOOOOVE IT1292063482729
Anonymous: dumb texan girl1292217782520
Burrgeezy: WIN1292217835439
Fart33: lol1292217930883

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ITT SEX TIPS FOR VIRGINS
Virgin sex advice ITT virgin (23) , sex (488) , advice (280) , ITT (354)

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Anonymous: lol1276312238194
iprobablyhateyou: cover your dick in icyhot ... it will make you last longer1276312692308
Anonymous: get ur dick wet with water and cover in paprika powder right before you have sex. It's a vasodilator and will make ur bone stronger and bigger for a while1276318691899
Anonymous: GUYS: Slow down and enjoy it. Fap an hour ot two before. You'll last a lot longer if you've come recently.1276320695772
Anonymous: Make her come before you stick your dick in her1276322326138
GhostNinja: don't cry on your first try!!!1276323588457
Warg: condoms are for losers. play baby roulette1276327013793
Furore23: DON'T DO IT. Your fappery is more than a match for any woman born.1276346485722
devshade: make sure she definetly is dead!1276349463391
TopGun: For first sex, do it with a perfect stranger find in the internet, and if you're under 16 choose a +40 years one.1276349744649
Anonymous: stick yer dick in, then move back n fourth til your cock pukes in her1276408816957
Anonymous: ^1276410089948
Anonymous: inject her shit into your dickhole1276411875277
Anonymous: make sure she is really drunk and preferably unconscious so she won't fight so hard1276412080658

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I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
Stupid people solution advice stupid (54) , people (18) , solution (6) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: < yes, this1338615888845
Chicagosox23: winrar1338666016407
uriar: sounds like a plan to me!1338700546348
Tattoos: Bringing back natural selection. Notice how you seldom see deformities in the animal world. ??????1338701235321

fiveby5
^...and bring back spartan babbeh cliff-diving! no deformities in fucking sparta, i tell u wut!
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Tattoos: That would be a good way to reintroduce natural selection to the human race.1358916367352
Spartak: That's evil!1358918605306
ethelred: you'd be out first day tattoos1358919131762
Anonymous: the problem isn't stupid killing themselves it's that they kill others with their stupidity, drunk drivers1359029789995
ᴳᶦᵇᵇᶫᵉˢᴺᴮᶦᵗˢ: <-WIN ^stfu noob1361965479350
Anonymous: BUMP FOR TRUMP1503177921742
Anonymous: BUMP FOR ALT LEFT1503184980968
Anonymous: BUMP FOR ALT RIGHT1503187622880
Anonymous: kill'em all let God sort 'em out1503190399870

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/b/ The internets #1 place for child-related issues
Advice rape 4chan advice (280) , rape (208) , 4chan (628)

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savageman69: <------lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1283543176718
Anonymous: basically you're fucked - if you havn't been arrested or served by Child Protective Sevices use the time to get an attorney and prepay your Bail!1283545009879
anonymous: bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha1283546616986
Anonymous: be a hero, but first post some pics of daughter.1286919093904
Anonymous: u need to make a rubber mask of that womans face and go and rape her kids1286925575877
Clownichter: <3 /b/ <31286936628495
Anonymous: 5877 lmao1296010947194
Anomolous: Lmao too1297236664218
Anonymous: haha lol1297935241744
crazyassmofo: Pics plz1302196581738
Anonymous: cool story bro...1302196702111
Anonymous: your are so fucked1302196760769
Anonymous: What is /b/ anyway?1302210550867
Anonymous: niccccceee1302507182349

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ITT: Get home With hot chick. Get jiggy. Undress. Massive beef curtains. >What do?
Question sex pussy beef curtain advice question (218) , sex (488) , pussy (1509) , beef curtain (1) , advice (280)

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Novem: Make a fort1284657095178
Burrgeezy: batwing1284657628176
Anonymous: the degree of "hotness" takes prominence in this instance. are we talkin, "stripper on the quiet shift" or 18yo Alessandra Ambrosio?1284660617805
Anonymous: fuck her??? hurr durr1284665712681
Anonymous: finish1284670080152
Anonymous: Grab some wonder bred cuz she brought the roast beef.1284671820474
EPILEPTIC_ERIK: ask her if she's still a Virgin with Trollface-Smile !1284671933348
Greeft: Grab two slices of rye, some mayo and pickles and enjoy a great beef sammich.1284672466305
chrud: make 'em juicy!1284674107550
Anonymous: Suck on them1284678570229
Nickeh43: close eyes and go deep1284695476937
Flarp: I'm sure there is a mathematical formula somehwere. Like curtainL x CurtainW / hotness factore = doability score. Make sense. Just need details.1284702656528
g-man: BJ and anal1284734499682
Anonymous: check for blotches, then finish in there like a fuckin man1284748246489

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WHORE MOUTH - shut it when men are talking
Whore mouth women stfu advice whore mouth (1) , women (376) , stfu (29) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: she needs cum in her face... not fists1249598631459
tabatha: was billy mays talking??1250135699175
randyvanburen: fucking bitch!1250135726697
ThrillBilly: "wtf do you mean you burnt the lasagna?!!"1250138791618
Anonymous: fucking molotov cocktease1250212534432
Brandon: I say some shit on here and pick on you Jessica , but this makes me sick now . After getting a description of you and a picture of you in my head , this picture makes me sick because I see that it could be you and this girl looked pretty . I know this isn't you but I still want to say that I am sorry and would never want this to happen to you or Bubble or any girl . This is fucking sick .1250214144216
Brandon: Well, unless you really deserved it1250214288551
whitehead: I'm with Brandon. I personally would take the guy who did that and make em suck my dick!!!1250214346396
Anonymous: Yeah, this violence toward women stuff is total bullshit.1250214363540
whitehead: No women deserves that shit. Even if she's ugly and a bitch. If you think that shit is ok, your a broken human being with no fucking class!!!!1250214749255
Jessica: I'm literally in tears Brandon and i hope you listen to whitehead, Still Anon, Hughbie and CK, and not some of these other guys and you might just grow up and be a decent guy. The world needs more guys like you. This did happen to me by an ex, that is why I prefer girls. But I want to marry and have a family and my clock is ticking. Goodnight guys. kisses1250215394684
HumanBeef: Well, Jessica, assuming you are who you claim your are, you will have no problem finding a guy to treat you well.1250215750551
Still Anonymous: You have me in tears now . No girl should be treated like that and I'm glad alot of guys admitted to that . I was almost killed by a guy back in High School for taking up for a girl . The only thing I could think of was it could have been her that had been stabbed instead of me . Although in shock , I stilled kicked his ass and put him down . And I would do it again for you or Bubble or any girl .1250218019466
Hughbie: Yup, big men hit women...big losers that is. Punch walls, kick doors, whatever. There honestly just is no excuse to belt a women. In the martial arts I do I hate it when I get partnered with a women as it just doesn't feel right hitting her...I mean at the end of the day men were meant to be the hunters and protectors...not pissheads and women beaters...1250225552305

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stop touching your penis
Penis advice itt penis (1049) , advice (280) , itt (354)

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AZO9Swall0deD: I scroll with it1283337492974
AmusingMuse: No way!!! Your not my real father!!!!1283340044372
NSFW: Fuck1283394146649
Nickeh43: Correct use of 'your', I'm a fan1283395719945
NSFW: They're watching you from over there in their house, and you're still touching your penis.1283396083676
corsair: MMM... NO!!!, I like touching MY penis not other penises..1283396189143
Anonymous: no1283487805427
crackerkiller5: ceiling cat is watching you masturbate1283508024699
Anonymous: wow, the internets can sees me.1283555616707
Anonymous: Very well Mr. Sign, I will stop touching mine if you will touching yours!1283585145688
Anonymous: you cant make me1283585247828
Anonymous: Never!1283585529428
Anonymous: why? I'm goin for best time1285083319424
Clownichter: No thats how i type.... 8===D1285125115774

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sudo rm + rf *
Linux sudo rm advice comic linux (17) , sudo (1) , rm (1) , advice (280) , comic (463)

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timborixos: haa1265415757382
Anonymous: It would have been fun if he had said "sudo rm -rf /*" why would he need root to delete the content of ~? (Where he prolly is)1265456845619
Furore23: Okay, this makes no sense, but I love that little guy. Is there sauce?1277912218484
mardicas: that's just plain stupit taging, this has nothing to do with math. This is a linux/unix command that erases everything from your storage.1280866792606
Pyro: DELETE SYSTEM 321280871863667
Furore23: ^ Dammit, I did what you said and now my computer doesn't work and I can't get any internets. Curse you for tricking me, Pyro!1280916817524
Hellcat1138: it got me more free ANAL PRON1281261503963
Anonymous: sudorm1287783431445
Anonymous: the linux version of del c:\*.* then hitting the ENTER key twice :)1493869772495
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AT LEAST ONE GIRL HAS FINGERED HERSELF WHILE THINKING ABOUT YOU (and that's AWESOME)
Advice finger advice (280) , finger (172)

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battlestar: so can i quit now and go on with my life?.1251768687265
Jessica: Well guys, I have at least a couple of times.1252201151589
whitehead: Jess, if you had the slightest idea what I would do to you, lovingly sexual in nature, never stopping untill you could no longer take the multitude of ongoing, intense orgasms that will result in you passing out, only to wake you back up and start again and again and so on, so on. I hope I can be one of those persons.1252202287449
Jessica: Ummmmmmm I'll have too think it over for awhile........ enough thinking you better believe you can be one of those persons. I'm fingering myself right now very frantically as I read your post over and over again. I like a guy that can bring me to multiple orgasms. I knew I wanted to stay home with you guys tonight.1252204124645
whitehead: I bet hanging out with you is great fun. I know you and I would laugh and have a goog time. I also think i could hold a serious conversation with ya if need be. Your my kind of people Jess. Now...... back to the fingering....1252205540961
Anonymous: yep, and it makes me feel good knowing it :-)1252205581325
Jessica: chan4chan - much better then onlinebootycall . com1252206612279
BuggerChan: Thanks Jessica, you made my day.1252525839268
lordroy: I know a few that have fingered themselves over me, or at least they have told me so1252534202215
Anonymous: HAHAHA! david.... good shit.1252561003631
ThrillBilly: jess, holla..1252566520115
randyvanburen: yawn... tell me something that I don't know....1252566781292
FalzeProphet: And 4 of them were on the phone with me when they did it. (3 of them also did it in person...)1254968042306
TASTYbacon: wHAT IS She fingering? Nose , Ear , Mouth, eyes - their is alot of things to finger . Infact I'm fingering my ear right now..........1254971495830

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SYSTEM32 - Delete it for Faster Internets.
System32 windows advice system32 (1) , windows (42) , advice (280)

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SickNote: OMG I DID IT AND I'M GETTING TWICE THE SPEED1259514133175
Anonymous: i did it and my online games move so fast im accused of using hacks. its awesome1259521878900
Anonymous: i did it and my computer crashed1259648850276
channy: Did it... I died.1260086275356
jamieninjasun: lol nice one retards1260137918748
Swiney: i did it and now am using my other computer.....fffuuuuu1260140518423
Adolf28: You are doin something wrong. It Worked like a charm for me!1260239231687
Hughbie: who needs it anyway...get rid of it along with documents and settings...1260240919485
Anonymous: mac here1260247061994
crackerkiller5: dell FTW1260254046749
Anonymous: windows blows and will always suck cause the fucking programmers always have to leave the backdoor wide fucking open so they can get in easily also everyone who knows how can get in the back door of windows and screw the fucker up1260254609115
bbdevil: #115 you are a fucking retard. I1262363098477
Anonymous: Did it and got three times the speed. Program just slows down your processor1262363969136
Anonymous: SPEED ALMOST DOUBLED FUCK YEAH!!!1262365117883

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Dear whores of the internet, THIS SHIT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE!!! Please stop doing it ASAP. --Signed, Men Everywhere.
Lips petition advice lips (68) , petition (1) , advice (280)

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santa: so true1264838771680
Anonymous: +++++++++++1264857386746
Anonymous: true1264878071219
absnt3: glad it's not just me who finds it annoying1264905933916
Anonymous: ditto1264909921455
swiney: I find it rather sexy tbh1264915253469
Anonymous: 3469, you find your little wee wee sexy1264915481178
swiney: My little what? English motherfucker, do you speak it?1264916295263
Bubble: Ayisyen kouyoné, ou pale avèk li?1264919424755
swiney: Ich sprache kleinen Deutsch. Heil Hitler !1264919585996
Anonymous: lol FB has a Anti-Fish face group for this.1265002602308
Nicalicious: agreed1265010036426
extr3mer: wut? I was looking at boobs.1265022328531

pocket
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Feeling Suicidal? Good, the world is now your oyster.
Suicide advice 4chan suicide (92) , advice (280) , 4chan (628)

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YuLiekPicturz: so old..1299538013687
Limerick: Always been my philosophy but I still haven't quite hit there yet.1299542836881
anonymule: I've always wanted to band some chicks....1299543611619
iprobablyhateyou: banding chicks is the coolest1299777876456
tldr op: Hey WTF??1304416702551
Banshee5: ^lol1304420373432
Last_Resort: Truth.1306094432530

ElAhrairah
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Leptoid: too bad you'd have aids and die after your not giving a shit about STDs. FAIL1321125606547
Anonymous: Doesn't work if you think you're worthless and doing your family and friends a favour by killing yourself1321162436933
Dollar Bill: Thanks OP...I now have a philosophy.1321184412389
springer: How old is this? Did 19 people read this and think of learning to fly but not taking off or landing?1321185988330
Anonymous: I went chick banding last tuesday, it was the best day ever!!1372334817540
Anonymous: That is kind of a different philosophy; I must ponder this...1372352723557

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