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Bible religion circular logic
Bible religion circular logic bible (44) , religion (396) , circular logic (1)

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Anonymous: religion lol1238546463455
Anonymous: round n round it goes...1249396345600
Anonymous: Love being Catholic... we know the Bible is wrong... only historically and scientifically... so evolution i believe in it :D1250853078219
DutchGuy: the IKEA catalogue is more proliferated than the bible these days... so i believe in cheap, stylish, durable furniture now.1250854029528
DutchGuy: fuck... proliferated?? i gotta stop smoking this shit weed... i mean "widespread"1250854192841
Anonymous: some choose to take the leap of faith, others miss out; why all the emo chest thumping by the athiests?1250859479786
DutchGuy: I wish those jehova's witnesses I had at my door this morning would take a leap of faith into a deep ravine.1250863383568
Anonymous: Drawing a pretty picture about your failure (leap into believing something you never would have believed if other people didn't tell you to) is far from 'emo chest thumping', dear 786. And it's atheist not athiest.1250865922691
Anonymous: ^ actually it's not athiest, it's 'asshole' as in "proud to be an athiest asshole"1250890065540
Anonymous: Jesus is what matters,forget Noah and the rest as irrelevant.1264559026598
Anon mouse: the old testiment is retarded even jesus knew that thats why he told everyone what the fuck was up he was all look bitches be nice and dont throw rocks or ill feed you to my fuckin raptor. thats out of the niv if anyone was wondering1264617295541
Anonymous: Not even the Pope believes in the "leap of faith" bs, why ride around in a bullet proof car? Doesn't he talk directly to god?1269197839478
Warg: Being raised in church, I saw a lot of this.1270783413717
ToolShed: It shows that no matter what the word can not be explained by a human, you would have to ask God why. Humans dont have the knowlge to explain it to you.1270937124497

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WE CAN QUOTE THE BIBLE TOO
Protest bible religion quote sign protest (190) , bible (44) , religion (396) , quote (122) , sign (279)

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kinganonymous: fuck you bible trash, > : /1261121747581
Anonymous: wtf kinda bible is saying that must be the damn koran1261126938428
Anonymous: The koran and the bible are largely the same. Its just a new,new testament1261134393993
Sinonymous: I can't see the problem here1261666610285
themadhatter666: its like going to heaven and find god smokin crack.1261771440493
Anonymous: ^^ fuckin' sauce mental picture1261789026107
spoon: Well, how do you define execute? There are many possible interpretations.1261938207755
DutchGuy: executed or buttsecksed, her choice1261945678864
Anonymous: cause all christians are poseurs or idiots. religion is stupid.1261951874269
wupme: the difference is... muslims do it the way its in the koran. And even christians usually dont give a fuck about the bible1263564984929
Redrocco: Deuteronomy 22:20But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel 20:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.1263571729513
Redrocco: straight from the King James Version1263571766645
mantore: yet more proof that the bible is evil http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+22:13-21&version=KJV1263601436444
Captain Rolfe: this isnt a biblebasher, this is a person making fun of biblebashers by quoting parts of the bible that biblebashers dont want to hear.1263978221143

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Soldiers at Fort Jackson with their guns and Bibles - Hamas suicide bomber with guns and Koran
Usa terrorist bible quran usa (442) , terrorist (25) , bible (44) , quran (16)

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Anonymous: gpod hunting, soldiers!1245098289189
Anonymous: is it me or does that look like a playboy bunny just above jihad girls scope? LOL...how it looks (and for any dumbarse I know it is part of their text before some anally retentive twat tries to correct me)1245110711972
Anonymous: that suicide bomber is gonna look mighty suspicious on an israeli bus holding a gun and a quran.1245175151782
Anonymous: Atleast the woman fought for a just cause. I hope she killed many terrorist israelis.1251553930293
Anonymous: Funny considering Christianity and Islam worship the same god...1251609784565
REtardEd aSSHoLE: Invite them over1251614137365
battlestar: yeah, isn't war a party for dyslexics?.1251650845484
Anonymous: the girl is sexyer1255290855559
Anonymous: whatever trash religions all1256364031786
Anonymous: The difference is the Christian prophet (Jesus) was peaceful whereas islam's prophet (a false prophet at that) was nothing but a raping, mass murdering lunatic.1257604505769
Anonymous: She has ammo... they don't. FAIL.1257652759541
FalzeProphet: ^^ O.o? Who me? lol1257652851342
4chansucks: fuck all religion1257669540393
frede: her koran is leather bound with gold pressed leaf and elaborate decoration, their bibles are fucking 99 cent walmart paperback pieces of shit. USA! USA!1259802464971

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The World Is Going To End On May 21, 2011
Info noah bible armageddon info (382) , noah (4) , bible (44) , armageddon (9)

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Weed: I'm still standing, bitch.1305975980797
Flarp: Sure is a lot of conjecture to be taken at face value. But, I suppose that is the game.1305976340185
Anonymous: <- WELL DUMBFUCKS ???? HAHA !! (Nelsons voice)1306074455422
MrPerspective: Fucking shit, I slept through yet another End Of The World. Note to self : buy new alarm clock B4 December 21st, 2012. Or download the pirated movie ! ! !1308535035130
RubberG: As a result of temporal interference by Sarah Connor, her son John, Miles Dyson, and the T-800 destroying Cyberdyne headquarters and all backups of the research in 1995, the date for Judgment day is moved back to here. Skynet is destined to go online a few days earlier on April 19, 2011 at 20:11 . Didn't happen either.1308536581771
MrPerspective: ^ Mindfuck win.1308548156977
Anonymous: You guys have it all wrong. Macho Man died to save us. He elbow dropped the apocalypse!1308579169271
MrPerspective: ^ But I thought it was Chuck Norris who roundhouse-kicked the Universe into existence?1308707681276
Anonymous: Some people will believe anything as long as they dont have to think for themselves...1310891961100
Flarp: The world wants to end1310892113533
Arschloch33: Give or take a few billion years1316345111764
BnSneky: what a load of shit1316345703457
Anonymous: didn't end1331301488786
Anonymous: Law of averages suggests they may get it right one day.1331305226425

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So I'm reading the bible- - Jesus Dies.
Bible read face rock spoiler religion christian jesus bible (44) , read (18) , face (901) , rock (38) , spoiler (4) , religion (396) , christian (50) , jesus (225)

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Furore23: Aw shit! I was just going to start reading that!1274886298125
Anonymous: spoiler ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu nevermind I was never gonna read it anyway1275513531365
crackerkiller5: spoiler alert!!!!!1279955631206
the7rafe7: lol jesus didnt die wtf1279957476248
Atheist: Question: What did jesus do for our sins???1279957720888
the7rafe7: he said we'd go to hell.1279958439717
Anonymous: cool story bro!1279958529647
so_what_if___: the meek shall inherit the earth, and at judgement day, the earth gets destroyed, along with the meeks. the meek dont go to heaven apparently..1280014884544
Anonymous: stupid damn ass whore, she destroyed that book for me1280595717128
Anonymous: I laughed so hard1280665786236
Armistice: lolz shitty movie, race to withc mountain1280666776688
Anonymous: She's cute enough to punch in the boob1280726461591
Knome: holy shit howd she know?1285626213754
Hellcat1138: epic lol1285637440662

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Gays, blacks, and Jews should not have equal rights on your planet. Also I am entitles to own slaves. I read it in this book. - OMG YOU FUCKING NAZI! THAT'S SO RACIST, ARE YOU A NAZI OR SOMETHING?
Alien religion Bible racist nazi opinion comic alien (84) , religion (396) , Bible (44) , racist (35) , nazi (174) , opinion (21) , comic (463)

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MrPerspective: You've just tickled my soft side with that image name, not to mention the clever content. Mr Perspective give you a "like" vote. Ramen, my brother! (^_^)1308806268818
Anonymous: IRL, the last one is shouted at as well by the same faggotive do-gooders1311628256420
Hughbie: Ah we'll just quietly forget all the fuckups and shit that happened under the catholic/christian banner over the last 200 years.....cmon religo fags.....bring it on you annoying twats...1311688483350
Seagull: god squadders get away with anything1314677633221
MrPerspective: Say, is that Xenu on the left?...1314712448837
pocket: I think they are all gone now. Only anonymous remains to carry on the stupidity with the occasional unfounded outburst in defense of religitards everywhere. Just look at the available facts now. Humanity should be embarrassed for still being influenced by religious dogma, esp. in first world countries where one biology class is all it should take.1314714073140
pocket: Bring it, if you would like to argue for you're creator. But I will just save you the time by telling you now that you aren't smart enough to win. Your a muppet.1314714351469
Anonymous: Well done atheistfags, none of you read the bible but you say random facts to feed your poor arguments.1316363700457
BnSneky: hahahahaha1316364373383
Anonymous: You got that right.1318204590504
Anonymous: Yo dipshit. We atheists HAVE read the bible. You biblethumping dipshits haven't read all of it.1318204620193
Canucklehead: The BIBLE,,,, just when it's convenient,,,,,1321032485205
Anonymous: bla bla bla1321038479920
Anonymous: Ya, but in the Bibble Jooz have more rights than everyone else1321064604467

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Who killed more people in the Bible? God / Satan
Religion bible god satan kill religion (396) , bible (44) , god (79) , satan (16) , kill (46)

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Anonymous: and the pattern continues with the vatican...1242713119470
Anonymous: nice bodycount lol1242724388888
Anonymous: And they deserved it1242751937138
Anonymous: so did jesus....1242773739324
Anonymous: Kinda makes sense evil wouldn't want to look evil, just as good would not give a fuck, it knows it's good.1242881652801
PopeHitler: the Other Popes did after the Bible1242901720940
Anonymous: fucking church, fucking religion, fucking gay faggot pope, fucking religious poofter faggots, fucking cunts the lot of them can all fucking rot in hell, fucking hell....FUCK...1242912584752
Anonymous: i like your thinking Mr Fuck1242939636120
No Longer Anonymous: 1242912584752 - Who pissed in your Cheerios ?1246409149173
Anonymous: quite a bodycount for someone who doesn't exist...1246409271635
Satan: I prefer torture... just killing them isn't fun.1246409407116
Saddam: hey Satan ....... I heard that you were horny .1246412681286
GOD: Actually I killed a whole lot more then that . You try baking a human being and trying to brown him for Nigeria and Africa . Damn near burned a million of them before I got it right .1248210681433
Anonymous: satan killed 10 people? I'm leaving the COS pronto!1255582484366

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Think Heaven is so great? Get there sooner! BIBLE LOOPHOLE: reckless self-endangerment. Technically, it's not suicide.
Religion suicide bible loophole religion (396) , suicide (92) , bible (44) , loophole (1)

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jackfrosty: AWESOME! BE AN HERO FUCKERS!1252550990851
ThrillBilly: fail..1252558927277
Anonymous: delicious cake on the way to1252561397716
Hughbie: Brilliant...1252566347586
Anonymous: ....OH SH-1255901914255
Anonymous: this is win.1255961839911
Anonymous: well, Yahweh says to not tempt him... I'm no Chrisling professional, but you get to pick some stuff from the door-to-door chrisfags.1275599740222
Anonymous: do it christian faggots!!!1275617056372
gmode: ^ don't kid yourself1275628713289
Limerick: The only way the loophole would work is if you are unaware of your own plan.1281400266887
Limerick: The answer: Atheists start killing Christians.1281400300503
pocket: BIBLE LOOPHOLE: Step 1- sin all you want. Step 2- ask for forgiveness. Repeat as needed.1281402004517
KillGod: fapping1285891681983
Anonymous: the only legal way to heaven1314138916750

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA GOD CREATED MAN
Religion bible russia religion (396) , bible (44) , russia (88)

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anonymule: Imagine that...1309128785659
Anonymous: lol1309351613449
Aganonymous: no, man created god1309358978202
uriar: troll or fail?1309360153835
MrPerspective: definitely troll1309399073264
Anonymous: soviet russia created man in god1309573127234
AnonymousR: In Soviet Russia the Bible reads retards1309758254478
DrPwn: This is actually hilarious XD1309795404718
UriAr: very philosophical...1309795923886
chumpno1: in soviet russia god bought man on the black market1309924239146
MrPerspective: In Soviet Russia, Komrad Stalin was a self-made god.1310271424651
Anonymous: lollercaust1310510303611
HWOOD: O rly?1311963435859
Anonymous: well i be dayyum'd1311966717350

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Jesus dies on pg. 681
Bible spoiler religion jesus bible (44) , spoiler (4) , religion (396) , jesus (225)

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fappa-choppa: He died 4 us u know1241622195151
Anonymous: I thought he died so we could have Christmas & Easter holidays LOL1241627687950
Anonymous: I will one day die for him. So it's even, I owe him nothing.1241628531317
Amomynous: Jesus is just alright with me - Doobies1241637953139
Anonymous: he died just for us? how kind. Dumb, but kind. Now gimme more holidays.1241662795670
wwwww: my gardner dies on pg. 681? wtf?1242020355759
Anonymous: religion..yawn...man made bullshit to keep the majority under control...suckers...1242025465213
Anonymous: soo tru. remember anons, adults with immaginary friends are stupid.1242071360965
Anonymous: You're a bunch of fools. You just don't think ANYONE could possibly be smarter or better than you.1242517894290
Anonymous: 1242517894290...lol....did anyone say anything about who's smarter? You forget, religion is man made....but then I guess with your lack of logical thinking and lack of common sense you'll just keep ranting like a fuckwit that you are....fool, go read your poofy bible...1242522250807
Anonymous: 1242071360965,1242025465213...Making Inferences and Drawing Conclusions, you should have paid attention in school...if you have schools in your country?1243049205884
Anonymous: All I'm saying is. If this thing is the1243054563930
Anonymous: All I'm saying is. If this thing is the "truth", then why can't they get the date of Easter right? I mean it IS 3 days later.1243054595781
Anonymous: how did you get the mushrooms off?1243058784138

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Holy bible pics or it didn't happen
Holy bible pics or it didn't happen holy bible (1) , bible (44) , pics or it didn't happen (1)

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Anonymous:   ▲1260303544736
Anonymous: ▲ ▲ the triforce approval!1260303615947
RubyGloom: If there were pics. They'd be shopped.1265349854150
Anonymous: I've got a bible with pics. Are you telling me they're shopped?1265363778440
Bonehead: myeash1289476342865
Anonymous: ^^yes1289478159188
Elise: fake!1289490400109
Krautstolz: tits or it didn’t happen1289841763968
sickfuck88: i've got an autographed picture of moses1289970753303
Munster: I've seen the movies... not impressive...1289971658486
BibleIsCrap: Jesus was gay as hell.1290036918565
sandmann: nein danke1291317450575
MrPerspective: Dozens of motion pictures, and I *still* don't believe that fables happened IRL1307235439304
djh123: thats funny !1307236255409

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RAPTOR JESUS: NOWHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT JESUS WAS NOT A RAPTOR
Raptor jesus religion bible raptor (41) , jesus (225) , religion (396) , bible (44)



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Jesus is Lord: This is very offensive. Jesus was not a dinosaur. They never existed because evolution is a lie!1250003758567
Anonymous: GTFO JESUS.1250005256915
sinonymous: Jesus was so a dinosaur. He was also a cunt. I think he was also a $2 a throw whore!1250082401332
sinonymous: And too, I do believe that he never took his libary books back, he smelt like a can of fish arsehole, left out in the sun and did I mention he was a CUNT?1250085593134
jackfrosty: You know what Jesus was? Fucking METAL. Thx PA!1250086743850
Skinner: thats very true. he was also a ninja. and gay. and black. so he was Ninjaraptorgayniggerjewjesus1250104856809
maniacleimagery: Actually....yes the bible says he isnt a raptor cause it says he is of the race of man....1254238132631
Bubble: 1103^ ^ ^1254241094284

Bubble
^ ^ ^ ^FAIL i know... fuck you
1254241119427
Gonzo: Maybe he cheats on his taxes1254241202670
Bubble: ^wat?1254242469193
Jesus is Lord: This is very disturbing and wrong. The bible clearly states that Jesus was a man, and the son of god, not a dinosaur1254252802441
Bubble: But what was God? it does not say...1254253318948
Anonymous: Jesus had it swinging passed his knees, so what does he care?1254253814734

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YOU KNOW I AM TRUE BECAUSE I SAY I AM TRUE
Bible advice bible (44) , advice (280)

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Trip6Agony: pics or it didnt happen1263209718488
Anonymous: The first fairy tale book ever written!1263225974566
Anonymous: by people who lived hundreds of years ago who traveled lands bled for what they believed in and tried to show people that hate is not the road to take . but then again im sure you know better.1264114983931
Limerick: Green eggs and ham taught a great lesson too but that doesn't make me eat with foxxes in boxxes.1264293011442
pocket: the origin of the bilble is devine. it is not meant for mortals to understand. you can speak not drink of the waters nor partake in the fruit lest thee be jugeth by him.1264299901247
Anonymous: ^christfag1274451366113
Anonymous: divine, fag. And religofags have been making up shit for tens of thousands of years. Judaochristiaity was just the one that still exists for a minute.1274451544889
Flarp: The origin of the bible is various texts of Alexandria, voted on in constantinople, and changed and ratified every so often. It was created politically. Don't believe it? Do the leg work. The old testament is actually the Jewish bible, for the most part, and it's origin is ancient. Dunno more than that abou the ot. Wasn't there :)1284266186443
Flarp: The funny part, you should this to a Chrisfag (love it) and next think you know they will be circulating it like it is a win. lolz1284266227747
Anonymous: The Bible is the Word of God, but the work of man... and thus, imperfect.... so it is with all Holy texts1284268148627
Jesus: I am what I think I am, and I think I am non-existent and a slew of ideological aphorisms created by the minds of men (jews btw) to control an uneducated populace1284272210504
Anonymous: fuck islam1284281452789
Flarp: isham? yeah, I like ham, too. So what?1284299646618
Antiphon: Uncle Al used to tell me the same story whenever we went out in the woods and he needed to show me things, and he wouldnt lie, would he??1284325859855

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GO TO BOOKSTORE - MOVE BIBLES TO FANTASY SECTION
Bookstore bible advice bookstore (3) , bible (44) , advice (280)

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anonymous: epic WIN !1278014232927
DREW: lol !!!!1279650051642
Anonymous: im african american and i am very offended1279650456245
crackerkiller5: ^if you dont like it....GTFO!!!!!^1279653549322
cliptoe: they sell bibles in bookstores?1279662445236
Grave: I did it in my school's library1279664781220
Anonymous: no. you are african american and you are very black.1280088852630
Anonymous: move the black history stuff to the animals section.1280089994959
not anon: they arnt in the fantasy section!!, i wasted a fucking whole day looking there, and in comedy1281196446437
Raptor Jesus: hahahaha I will do this next time I go there1281196706316
crackerkiller5: move the nazi stuff to the fiction section1281254103522
Pyro: ^ LOL lets do it1281254482110
Anonymous: Done it, and you can credit bash.org for this gem.1281452537881
Anonymous: I'm 12 years old and what is a Bible?1281454628616

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I am a little shocked. She says she is a Christian, but the Bible doesn't say anything about dinosaurs.
Religion bible dinosaur religion (396) , bible (44) , dinosaur (57)

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Anonymous
I don't mean to cause you further alarm Muriel, but your daughters may be attracted to them also.
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Anonymous: I start to believe that the Bible is one of Satan's most powerful tools ...1313313514275
Anonymous: Oh boy that woman is a fucking retard. It scares me to think delusional people like that are walking among us. Makes me want to move to a cave in the middle of the Mojave.1313314229379
Limerick: Trololol.1313314349839
benton007: ^^^religon is Satans most powerfulk tool, and it is full of tools1313316534794
Greeft: The reciprocating hacksaw is my favourite work of Satan, or big Stan as he lets me call him.1313316760260
MrPerspective: Meanwhile, arab muslims are starting to believe in revolution.1313371466829
anonymule: holy shit. Light bulbs aren't in the bible either, but they sure as shit help us see in the dark.....fuck sake.1313373562293
savyp: Religious people are fucking idiots. They will never learn to think for themselves1313385701173
Anonymous: It's almost as bad a an internet meme1313385835677
Anonymous: zooooooooooomg I canr even describe the magnitude of this facepalm1313449065397
pocket: 1313464048576
anonymule: ^ lol...typical christian1313466029121
roadpirate: Do yourself a big favor and just kill yourself, lady. problem solved.1316038483955

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Contradictions in the Bible
Bible analysis info contradiction religion fail bible (44) , analysis (2) , info (382) , contradiction (1) , religion (396) , fail (639)

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Tres: thank god for reason????1311731130724
darkstan: Wow, when you put it like that it seems clear that the bible was not only written by humans, but by humans in the fifth grade.1311733364115
Lickathesplit: tl;dr, i believe you at your word...1311767281433
Courtneydabitch: Well, maybe all of you stupid atheists need to stop overanalyzing everything. You're gonna shit ur pants when you die and come face to face with God.1312780868440
cybersinner: ^Not really. I bet this fucking shit even confuses him.1312781275751
Courtneydabitch: ^I don't think so.1312781655443
Anonymous: religion was created for people to have hope and to help people from doing right instead of wrong with fake consequences (hell)1312805333178
MasterM: God's a fucking pussy.1312805563402
Anonymous: jesus sucks cock1312810574247
djh123: sorry that all of you are mislead ^^^^^^^^^^ i hope one day you'll see Truth :D1312861541664
mischievious: ^ djh i am dissapoint1318138188205
skypilot: jesus saves bottles and cans1318193438995
Anonymous: religion is based on superstition, ritualism and mysticism and a lack of knowledge.1318202660610
Epic Win: Wheeew, thanks for clearing those up for me!1318215793792

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Leviticus 18:22 You Shall Never Gay
Never gay leviticus bible never (3) , gay (464) , leviticus (1) , bible (44)

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whitehead: The last book that you should be seeking guidance from for any reason is this one.1252203689479
Anonymous: Leviticus 18:22 - "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." Good advice1252205697208
ImaD00d: What about lesbians?1252206355677
Pyro: they are awesome1252206610430
whitehead: Be who you are, gay, llesbian, bi, whatever. An if you ever see this douche bag leviticus, kindly tell him to suck my dick, and I'm not even gay!1252207150986
Jessica: God I so love you guys.1252207637443
Pyro: and we love you too1252207882809
Anonymous: lesbians get a pass if they are hawt and motivated1252208387402
ImaD00d: Thanx, Whitehead - gay friendly straight dudes kick ass. We need more ppl like you around.1252211877150
Anonymous: Most people are gay friendly -- just keep it in your own bedroom and not in our faces1252268677963
Pyro: im gay friendly but im not gay1252268834280
Anonymous: your gay1253889479737
Anonymous: It's only men with men, even god thinks watching lesbians is fuckin awsome.1253890380571
akingu: imad00d has AIDS and sucks nigger cocks. GOATSE!1253902107555

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Jor-El so loved the world that he sent his only son Kal-El to save our planet. Superman died for you was resurrected and gets his superpowers from the sun. Superman loves you and if you accept him as your personal savior he will rescue you if your car goe
Superman religion jesus bible superman (11) , religion (396) , jesus (225) , bible (44)

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Anonymous: Makes as much sense as Christianity...1281974764742
Furore23: FUCK YEAH SUPERMAN1281975249166
Anonymous: Shit Bull....1281975545126
Comic Book Geek: so does this mean that Marvel Comics is the devil?1281986726865
Jovi: Superman respect.1282201657699
Greeft: No, Lex Luthor is the Devil.1282205756363
Pyro: in supermans name we pray, The hulk1282208180244
Comic Book Geek: OP, when you have a chance check youtube. search: "DC WHO DO YOU TRUST TRAILER HD" worth a gander imo!1282214580781
Furore23: ^ I did, thanks! Rather nice powerfight with some cool moves; plus it's always nice to hear Kevin Conroy reprising his role.1282304979857
Comic Book Geek: ^ another offering, sir. BATMAN: UNDER THE RED HOOD (2010, animation) streaming @ http : //www . wisevid . com/play?v=0A_xuzx9qfg3 once you're there, let it load for 10 minutes and everything should be fine. enjoy! then there's "WOLVERINE VERSUS...." let me know if interested.1282345384170
Furore23: ^ I got B:UTRH coming, and the Wolvie thing... although I hear bad things about both. We'll see. But thanks!1282399777526
Token: I actually liked Under the Red Hood and Wolverine Versus for what they were...1282400020350
Comic Book Geek: Furore23: You're welcome! Would like to know your opinion about both "movies." :) Token: Did the level of violence in B:UTRH surprise you? RE: WOLVERINE VS, Gotta love Deadpool (such an asshole)!1282427508465
AmusingMuse: No superhero is greater than Ghost Rider. The hulk is unstoppable and would have been beaten in the World War Hulk series had Ghost Rider's human side not show though.1282453361854

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Christian bible software license quote
Christian bible software license quote christian (50) , bible (44) , software (3) , license (2) , quote (122)

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Anonymous: or they just read the verses that support whatever their favorite causes of Bigotry, Homophobia, and repression might be...1282620003471
Greeft: ^What, the Bible supports Homophobia, Bigotry and Repression and there was me wasting my time being an atheist, where do I sign up?1282629332654
Anonymous: HE:LL YES READ THIS CHAT1282629368118
KingGeek: Wrong1282789457952
INDEED!: ♥♥♥♥♥1283603179787
ElCapitan: tl;dr      but I agree.1283627538408
Anonymous: Same thing for most other religiions (like Islam, for example -- Most "muslim extremists" can't even read they just do what the Imam says).1283627727501
L555: True1295264768851
Anonymous: lol1295270348908
Anonymous: HAHAHA Yes1295759124850
Greeft: ^Did you read that before agreeing?1295759463643
YuLiekPicturz: great lol1295759527128
Anonymous: faggots. it doesn't mean homosexual it means totally retarded hypocrite. use in a sentence atheism is for faggots1297329191394
Anonymous: I like that one !1298069264404

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The Bible is the literal word of God. - Except all that bad stuff which are just stories.
Pigeon bible religion story christian pigeon (25) , bible (44) , religion (396) , story (202) , christian (50)

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Anonymous: LOL!!!! Religion is so fucking easy to make fun of :-) I love it!1282341787556
Moongrim: Which parts are the metaphors again?1282345829234
Anonymous: That would be an ecumenical matter1282559356442
admiral: 1282341787556 and thats why you fuckers keep doin it (fuck religion, but some kind of source? its obvious.. you say for the universe what we say for "God")1285281320599
AgentR: Chrisitianity, once you strip down all the ludicrous bullshit, is just an overblown form of sun worship.1285281821314
Anonymous: Wait, wat? Jesus and 12 carny's walk into a room and fool u all with that corpse in a cave bit... Really? U didn't see red sea 12 with clooney?1285282006412
Gridlock: http://www.bidstrup.com/virus.htm1293115506832
Lickathesplit: 0599, who are you thinking to troll ? I call the (for all we know) all being collective that surrounds us the universe, and you call it god, that still doesn't explain why you send your prayers to it right ? Any proven indication that there is something listening to prayers for the last, lets say, 50.000 years ?1294113680391
Anonymous: remember, all the animals that existed in the world in noah's time were on his ark. bwahahahahaha.1294116105363
chrud: if it WAS the literal word of a god, how would we understand it?1294608821719
Anonymous: @Lickathesplit actually the jews worshipped moses and god through him and christianity ie praying to god has only been around since ad hence 2010 years and ect. in summary go fuck yourself you stupid troll1297329504877
Anonymous: old mcdonald had meat to sell. dont ask him how he got that and what kind of flesh was used.1370964696374
Bulbasaur111919: What about the bits with monsters, are they real?1370966379136
QueenOfNiggers: where the hell are you fucking niggers ??? im still wating for a little niggerboy to lick the black toejam cheese from between my toes .... hurry niggerlips1372393585125

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PEOPLE I WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE
Bible punch book bible (44) , punch (55) , book (59)

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Anonymous: Rush Limbaugh...1306441008152
Tattoos: That's one for starters, then that cunt Hillary Clinton.1306441242611
Weed: That's it? That won't even cover volume one of my list.1306443424444
Anonymous: Glenn Beck, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber, George W. Bush, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Jay Leno, The cast of Jersey Shore, Perez Hilton, Mel Gibson, Rush Limbaugh too (I'll get in line), Michael Lohan, Dr. Phil and that Octomom.1306532565576
Greeft: This person must be Ghandi or some other pacifist type, because my edition comes in 20 phonebook sized leather bound volumes!1306538421566
Anonymous: The Holy Bible1306538460385
Anonymous: David Rockefeller1306541493724
Anonymous: this french dwarf Sarkozy1306627326493
user775: god....1306627370580
Fart33: Jose1306627393440
mmmnigger: user7751306627393558
lily84: amee1306627889536
Fart33: ^lol1306628780373
AZO: xaxx that asshole1306673113932

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STARTS WITH A TALKING SNAKE, ENDS WITH A FOUR HEADED MONSTER NON-FICTION
Bible fiction bible (44) , fiction (3)

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Nickeh43Fan: Meh! The movie was better.1294449835259
Canucklehead: Total fiction.1302294783603
kib420: Lmao fan1302299981875
Strasaphere: lol1302302972429
Forsaken: lol XD1302303323299
Anonymous: you just dont realize the symbolism in there my friend. its symbolic1302335786380
Twinchlian: It is an early attempt to put the wisdom of God into words. Mostly fail. Some of it epic wins.1302383075589
BnSneky: false...........it's a lie1302385422341
NorwayJunkie: Get fucked @ religionism1309284036974
Anonymous: can op be god?1309336846971
Quantum69: ^Nope, OP can only be a fag.1332721131406
Comic Smarts: historical fiction = epic fail1332721253626
Anonymous: There are some fucking ace beasts in the bible. Giant whales and lion faced monsters. Pokemon is weak in comparison.1332721316506
TheLiar: ^ yeah but if pokemon were real theyd be boss as fuck1332728120865

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EZEKIEL 25:17
Pulp fiction art gun bible quote background pulp fiction (15) , art (1148) , gun (191) , bible (44) , quote (122) , background (467)

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r120604: RIP Samuel L. Jackson1338821183662
gookheadcrusher: how many of you atheist cunts think this is cool?1361940701610
atheist cunt: I do because that passage isn't even in the fucking Bible. Christ fags1361955043100
Lavalancer: The tranny of evil?1363361118191
Anonymous: Haha, you all want to suck this niggers cock because he is a limited actor in a limited directors movie. Haha.1363378641270
Anonymous: not even funny1363461097997
Arschloch33: Yawn1363468461250
Anonymous: would make a cool t-shirt...1388139554248
OhPlease: thanks for paying for the movie bloody customers, yours truly, the old hag murderer from dusk till dawn1388140086942
OhPlease: ^i like if movies give me a good nights sleep and there's better life than without.1388168955677
oooEYEooo: ..."Oh...check out the big brain on Brad...Pleaze"...1388209619190
Anonymous: This guy also does the art work for KMFDM.1388213447430
ANòmNómNòm: we gladly feast on those who would subdue us, movies are like going to a sauna, not going places but getting pleased1392455885858
metalfan420: @atheist cunt: Actually it is in the Bible, dumbass.1394755994650
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GOD EXISTS - THERE'S A BOOK ABOUT HIM
God bible religion logic god (79) , bible (44) , religion (396) , logic (17)

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ARRRGGG: Word!!!1249853122925
cockwarmer: you must spread it1249856281644
CK: have sex with babies, because a book says so1249856484900
whitehead: Stephen King writes much,much better1249905040288
whitehead: And his books are based more in reality then the fucken bible.1249905156598
Anonymous: yes the fictional god does exist in the fictional book.1250008576480
DutchGuy: and several movies1250296889358
Anonymous: Yeah, god esists. In some people's stupid superstitions.1250296997394
Swiney: HEHE^^^^^^^LOLZ1250297035399
ThrillBilly: then i guess green eggs and ham must exist too..1250561204483
Anonymous: there's a book about frankenstein as well but he's not real1251788870536
Anonymous: burn it save humanity!1251789294679
BuggerChan: Frankenstien's not real?!?! I've seen him in movies, blasphemer!1252780388129
Grave: HAIL FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!1252785472613

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Bible jesus
Bible jesus bible (44) , jesus (225)

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Anonymous: OSM1249014481130
Anonymous: You just KNOW Tupac Shakur had bad breath.1249098652242
Anonymous: Jesus Super Sayajin 21252311694966
you: POPUP BLOCKER???1252380457608
jackfrosty: FUCK ITS VOLDEMORT!1252407690454
Anonymous: So Jesus is a balding redneck? I always suspected but its good to have proof!1252426698207
Anonymous: when u see a flying little man catch him between the pages of a heavy book1268926120775
Anonymous: the bible....historys biggest joke that no one gets1268926470292
Anonymous: This is just shitty art man!1268973134783
Anonymous: VOLDEMORT! HOLY SHIT!!!1268973495937
Anonymous: <look! its the christians' imaginary friend!1268974115915
MrPerspective: This stuff will blow your mind. Correction: it will blow in your face. Or maybe both at once. Fuck, I'm so high, I dunno lol anymoar!1308536214484
Anonymous: Lady Cottington about to get her next fairy!1316222159693
m4k3k3: book firin laser1316227672174

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THE HOLY BIBLE - 66 FAIRY TALES WRITTEN BY 40 AUTHORS IN THREE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, ON THREE DIFFERENT CONTINENTS, OVER APPROXIMATELY 1000 YEARS.
Bible religion fairy tale bible (44) , religion (396) , fairy tale (2)

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Anonymous: And amazingly, it is all still true and still applies to all of our lives. We can find spiritual nourishment and personal salvation within this text, making it the only true science. You will find out for yourself...1261595082998
Anonymous: ^ hahahaha i believe in Santa Claus and Peter Pan too.1261597146608
Anonymous: 2998 is either a true believer or a troll (or both! *gasp*) And I thought I was the only Christiain back slidden enough to hang out here.1261651192401

Anonymous
^
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AAB26: damn you.. harsh critics1262307068722
guppyfour: nice.1262998361400
lonercs: Yes, the bilble has all the answers. Like hate other people because of there religion. Hate and discrimanate against the gays. Be a close-minded, ignorant douchbag,. Oh and much, much more.1263011049870
Wr104Gamma: No no no it's the word of god, silly...1263724724385
Anonymous: maybe you should read it before you shit all over it you might learn something other than how to be a dick1263761843941
Anonymous: holy shit1263764349592
Anonymous: isnt bein in 4chan itself a sin?.... TITS or GTFO1263765679315
SickNote: HOLY SHIT!1263776183715
SciencyTypeGuy: does it hace CP?1266213929146
Anonymous: I wonder which version this is... was it "written by God??" Like the others? LOL and LOL to the right wing /b/.1266216728323

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In the beginning, God. That's all you need to know. Now SHUT THE FUCK UP! - (Where did he come from? You're not allowed to ask that question. STFU: Job 38:4)
Atheism god bible religion atheism (17) , god (79) , bible (44) , religion (396)

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darkstan: Now, when you put it like that...1280471128210
AlienNation: Gods were aliens. Yes it's true. It's right there in the Bible.1280471312546
Anonymousse: too high to read1280475125214
Boreece: Can't take anything with THAT many spelling errors srsly, try again.1286928926141
George: YEAH, I CAN BELIEVE THAT! And btw, STUF.1286999720238
rock: bit of a stretch ...christians care me most cause they sem so normal1291982504873
Lickathesplit: Where's the details at ???1291988899916
MrPerspective: (With a large enthusiastic dumb grin) "YEAH, I CAN BELIEVE THAT!" Oh, and I wanna be in Hufflepuff. I believe all the Books I read. Bippity-boppity-boo, nanoo-nanoo.1299615367646
Boa Hancock: Um....... STFU!!!1299647378904
Anonymous: If God had wanted us to be atheists, he wouldn’t have given us human intelligence.1346656108150
Anonymous: sauce is legit.bowing into anal raep position.1346656770498
Anonymous: why wouldn't a god "evolve"?1346681786233
Your Lawyer: LOL. You'd think god would finally grow up and tell them something different, rational, humane, like FUCKING GET ALONG BITCHES (and STFU)1346689234473
seqament: not read1346696107164

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How many people did God kill in the Bible?
Religion bible god stats religion (396) , bible (44) , god (79) , stats (84)

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Anonymous: God killed all those niggas for being jews.1312601393693
Anonymous: God IS Love. Murderphile.1317045200248
Anonymous: love is application of force. without energy use nothing would be. but the xtian god is the material plane and its effects (nt), if it isnt just ones feelings (at).1330628834374
GOD HIMSELF: God Didnt write the bible, people did and if you weren't such an ignorant fuck you would understand that1333365541900
Anonymous: Nice kill count you camping mother fucker.1333372496904
MadNiggerish: Hitler did better1333372751155
Anonymous: ^would have agreed but he wasn't personally responsible for many at all whilst the bad mother fucker on high wiped these cunts out on his own.1333382743529
Anonymous: "Nice kill count you camping mother fucker." < LOL'd1333382905385
springer: noah - time to build ark1333383088355
lulalele: last week i was wondering... how many people was killed in god's name?....i love the motherfuck internet1333450296644
BnSneky: hahahaha1333450572687
Anonymous: Still behind Stalin and Mao though .1333498484315
Anonymous: God my God1377889280866
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HATE CRIME - ART
Quran bible religion toilet quran (16) , bible (44) , religion (396) , toilet (132) , quran (16)

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AlienNation: so true1283734722183
chrud: i think they should be in the same toilet, dukin' it out... that way rational people still have a place to shit.1283739591379
Limerick: Hover.1283742087150
AmusingMuse: I think we should wear the toilets as hats and if anyone asks just tell them we woke up coming out a butthole.1284264963905
Knome: die infedels1285711159883
Anonymous: this over sensitivity to everything is getting old, if you dont like it then GTFO1286337147447
anon: leftists are fools1289677346118
sickfuck88: take a shit and flush them both1289972244103
Shitskinslayer: Yeah, the double-standard libtards are despicable.1290028940370
Anonymous: Art: Easy Bake Anne Frank: youtube /watch?v=ofhpTIqx9Jg1290029110513
Screw 'Em: Fuck 'em both!1290113342190
Anonymous: Religion is just hate crimes against humanity.1290363431262
Anonymous: ^ you are right, kind sir.1290563095731
Anonymous: Religion does serve a purpose. It's a quick way to figure out who uses logic, and who will buy twelve steakknives off you,1290671436388

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SOMETHING CAN'T COME FROM NOTHING - EXCEPT GOD LOL
Bible god religion bible (44) , god (79) , religion (396)

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ErlKonigVinz: well played.1296499168465
Anonymous: funny how god is the only thing we cant see1296504884526
Anonymous: ^ I can't see my farts , are they godlike ?1296572294331
Alkarnur: ^ Yes, they are.1296958446277
Anonymous: wrong. socialist think that no one has to work and we can get everything for free!1297210501763
abokittens: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/sep/02/stephen-hawking-big-bang-creator1297487204958
Seagull: FUKYEAH1297490010281
Anonymous: and Big Bang .....1297504498809
BnSneky: ^yeah1297508623559
Anonymous: God is accepting there is a realm beyond your senses and minds comprehension.1297572953968
Greeft: God is deluding yourself there is a realm beyond your senses and minds comprehension.1297614993117
Anonymous: ^^ This realm indeed exists. It's where Santa, gnomes, werewolves, Jesus and god live and it's called "imagination".1297623308855
Juck Fesus: Juck Fesus!1297711376775
Anonymous: Read Søren Kierkegaard, amerifags1297799361844

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Religion bible mythbusters busted
Religion bible mythbusters busted religion (396) , bible (44) , mythbusters (19) , busted (15)

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Anonymous: lulz i wish they would bust this on the show1246934308714
Anonymous: Not cool fagbags.1246935657278
Anonymous: I'd truly like to see them try. The thing about attempting to prove the bible wrong is, if YOu are the one that is wrong, then you prove the bible to be right.1246936031219
Anonymous: ^ jesusfag. go suck his dick1246956794997
Anonymous: 31219 I have something to sell you...its fake and only a story but seeing you believe whatever you read you'll buy anything....1246977399194
Anonymous: totally busted !!!1246983782125
Anonymous: I JUST HATE when jesusfags try to make you prove the opposite of which than can be proof. I'm a scientist... A catholic scientist too, so be cautious!!1249014619240
Anonymous: ^what do you research, underage male genitalia?1249148250693
Anonymous: well bible is wrong if you read it like a history or science book.... bc its neither...1250817591403
DutchGuy: it's kinda ok if you read it like an action adventure novel.1250818525725
grim: the most popular and longstanding fictional novel in the history of the world.1250837087796
Anonymous: oh yeah!!1251376214264
Anonymous: Jesus was a myth taken from the pagan belief godman who was also born in a stable, and performed miracles.....what a coincidence that THAT story was written as a metaphor as a GUIDELINE on living your life, not a rule-book. I hate being catholic dammit....1251381832608
Hughbie: yawn...religion...here I go again. A reason for weak the weak minded to live, to get up each day and serve those who own them....religion..a tool, a means, a way to make people do what they normally wouldn't do.1251382690119

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GENESIS 1:29
Weed genesis bible weed (323) , genesis (3) , bible (44)

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Me: See, SEE!!! IT'S IN THE FUCKING BIBLE!!!!!1246381719621
Anonymous: wait what, we're supposed to eat it?1246409097278
Anonymous: Man, I've been doing it wrong the whole time.1247622854247
Anonymous: Wow! So everything that nature creates is actually good for me? Cool! I'm gonna go out and get some arsenic, belladonna, uranium, Paciific Yew berries and poison ivy and myself a fucking feast! Better yet... why don't YOU do that? I'm smart enough to know that "natural" does not equal safe and smart.1247925819363
Brasil-sil-sil: amen...1247966497718
Anonymous: HAAHAHAHA, fantastic! Throw in a dash of mamba venom and a little side serve of poorly-prepared fugu, and you're set!1248863055586
woundedsanity: if god said that hes an asshole xD1251102066474
DutchGuy: kinda sounds like gawd wants us to eat the tree instead of the fruit1251147185526
Anonymous: No shit dumbass. WOW. Tell me, can I die from drinking too much water? PHARMS kill 20,000 a year in the U.S. DER, Yes. Certain plants can kill you. But something tells me the one the works with you ENDO-Cannabinoid system, and is full of CANNABINOIDS WONT BE ONE OF THOSE. Marijuana is safer than aspirin. Dummy.1270286187284
Anonymous: It’s in the bible and the bible is in me. Actually slipping into my bowels right now.1270726326807
uriar: What God has given - the USA had taken away!1277817811901
Anonymous: Cannabis bears no fruit and no fruit bearing seed.1279859422370
crackerkiller5: must smoke it1279860906801
Anonymous: You sure about that one, 2370? You're incorrect.1292450439566

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KILL YOUR SON - LOL, J/K
Bible religion bible (44) , religion (396)

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Babble: im here, healing your crippled1250566166660
ImaD00d: This was the actual text message Abraham recieved. I lernt that in churrch. PREACH!!1250577920587
DutchGuy: I learnt in church that god hates fags.1250594863543
God: I text message all the time. You should see my phone bill.1250594999729
BuggerChan: If you can really heal the crippled, we'll start a religion devoted to you. If you can't and just have a book that says you can ... not so much.1252789052740

Anonymous
yep
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llamados0: No! That's nearly right, but according to most Christians he kills himself?!1270499348835
Captain6pack: god hates jews and niggers.1270718017655
ElCapitan: I lawl'd1274747680165
Anonymous: There is a book about spiderman too, we must think for our selfs1280652515721
Anonymous: LOL1280719206137
Nickeh43: I thought it was superman who wrote the bible...?1280725365231
Furore23: ^ No, YOU'RE Superman.1364800305598
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Save The Planet!
Bible religion trash bible (44) , religion (396) , trash (19)

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Anonymous: i think this might be a repost1267668431443
Warg: I agree with this.1270784940498
crackerkiller5: why is c4c so big on reigion?1270789074307
Anonymous: lol1270790572736
Anonymous: I am God, and I approve of this message1270852462969
Anonymous: don't lie, god has been banned years ago on c4c1270854255726
Anonymous: thats a book shelf not a trash can1270935530718
the7rafe7: correction warg, we all agree with this1270946537371
Aalfred666: throwing away the trash, throwing away the trash, WE SHALL COME REJOYSING throwing away THIS trash!!1271080311720
Anonymous: win1277856395909
KIRA: So true...1277857199909
gmode: save yourself and accept1277858062399
gmode: save yourself and accept Jesus!1277858067470
Venator21: id rather fuck a goat than accept Jesus...1277865942153

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THE BIBLE - Non-Fiction Version
Religion bible religion (396) , bible (44)

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GOD: It means your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one, all of you - Oh shit !!! Robert Zemeckis isn't the type of guy to sue for copyright is he ?1248212849414
Marty McFly: Thanks Doc .We will . Where are you going now ? Back to the future ?1248218024636
Anonymous: retard, there are historical verses in the bible.... babylonian exile, look it up1250817752237
DutchGuy: hardest rorschach test ever1250818336710
grim: anonymous^, its called overexaggeration.1250837242317
Anonymous: welllll God cant be proven wrong, but the bible can... bc its written by people and no one has said its word for word from God's mouth1250852815566
Anonymous: The spaghetti monster can't be proven wrong but you can. You're a believer, a (wo)man of faith, so you better believe your preaching is unwanted here.1250866344246
an0nymouse: You can read it if you believe it.1250876719669
Anonymous: im not preaching, im agreeing with pic somewhat, even tho im religious, 1250866344246, hell i believe in evolution :D1250914601196
Anonymous: 1250817752237 ... u was there?1252310772865
jackfrosty: The bible is reliable as the men who wrote it... AND WE GOT LOADS OF FAITH IN MEN DONT WE?!1252328559956
Anonymous: HA1255238803935
Anonymous: well you guys are goin straight to hell...1255635815839
Anonymous: all religious books are a steaming pile of poop1258848070384

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Religion bible
Religion bible religion (396) , bible (44)

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Anonymous: are those mushrooms1241639991103
Anonymous: best bible I've seen to date apart from a burnt one...1241662853524
Anonymous: be friendly & help each other are not bad thoughts. church and communicating with god shit god stories treat as fun reading.1241663148286
Anonymous: ^^wtf?1241664234347
Anonymous: ^^^^^^ wtf?1241664805322
Khokainium: Couldn't agree more Anon 21242148250585
Anonymous: Looks like the last Bible left in Europe. No wonder you are all worthless.1242517431476
Anonymous: ^wtf? clown...1242522604953
Anonymous: Bilbes can be used as manure for mushrooms! At least they're not completely useless.1242549780629
Anonymous: mushrooms grow well if fed bullshit....1242557679357
Anonymous: WOW THIS IS SCARY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A BIBLE WITH PENIS1242589890961
Anonymous: ^ es*1242890580389
PopeHitler: You will All go to Hell (Detroit)1242901650950
Anonymous: anywhere in the US is hell....but then so is anywhere in the middle east...or africa...or...1242909228106

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Matthew 19:21 - You're doing it wrong, asshole!
Bible quote poor rich bible (44) , quote (122) , poor (44) , rich (41)

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fiveby5: <this1334280362788
sumdumfucr: matthue was an idiot.1335412961318
Arse Not Ass: The Pope will be pissed of when he comes here and sees you made that about him1344350219997
Holy Troller: Pope Benedict XVI = Emperor Palpatine1344375582768
Your Lawyer: It's what they want to believe... I Lol'd1344386241964
pepe64: The saudis have all the money1349810203815
djh123: The word "perfect" means complete in all its parts, finished, having no part wanting.1349810466116
Banshee5: ^and it also means djh1349810494500
Banshee5: YES! I'M IN! WE CAN HAZ SEXY TIEM NAO?!1349810512984
Ghostoftime: So basically the pope is a greedy pedophile glutton fuck?1349812738670
Anonymous: he is of the dark side, he doing it right1349817812558
Spartak: Pope don't have nothing, All that belongs to God. Understand donnerwetter!1349827314301
rotbart: but how should the pope help that Great Depression kid? time travel is expensive!1356730122540
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SPOILER: Jesus dies
Bible spoiler jesus bible (44) , spoiler (4) , jesus (225)

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BuggerChan: I thought it was "Jeebus."1252149602421
::::::::::::::::::::: ^^^ you thought wrong you fucking idiot1252216205203
Pyro: Leave Bugger alone...I thought it was Jeebus too1252217046969
Anonymous: *****Plot Spoiler***** Jesus only cast Feign Death1252218030446
Pyro: ^ Clever move1252219908603
jackfrosty: Jeebus and his cleverness... hes probably famous...1252223350987
jackfrosty: Re: 5203... FACE... PAAAALM.1252223431478
Jessica: I jumped to the ending. Everything goes up in flames. The earth and everyhting on it.... PYRO!!!!!!!1252223626859
BuggerChan: @::::::::::::: sensative much? Cool user name btw, unless your finger slipped.1252790732281
brutalninja: HA!1252835420664
roflz: I can't believe you ruined it for me.1253073586454
Pyro: @ Jessica I THOUGHT EVERYONE LOVES FIRE1253073828672

Pyro
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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circusmnkee: Thanks for ruining it.1263594033661

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A BETTER BIBLE: Don't be a dick.-God
Bible religion god note bible (44) , religion (396) , god (79) , note (53)

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Rorix: Nice summary, bro1291165337346
Jesus: I approve1291167424364
dogpig: Well that makes it a helluvalot more clear!1291167872370
Father Dickenballs: God should take his own advice.1291171882809
crackerkiller5: praise science1291173573224
Munster: Andy Dick?... or Dick Tracy?...1291304438206
Weed: ...or my army of Etiquette Ninjas will have their way with you.1291306221335
Munster: ... be a pussy...1291374191843
BnSneky: be a cunt1291374293453
Limerick: God fucking hates detectives.1291381990642
Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_htqDCP-s1291402330692
Gottesackerpflüger: and to the pope: don’t try to be MY dick. - God1291664831146
Lickathesplit: Nope, still not convinced !!!1292519974664
Jesus: be anonymous1292525581545

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HOLY BIBLE
Bible warning disclaimer bible (44) , warning (27) , disclaimer (1)

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Boreece: Haha, amen to that1256657489472
Anonmattymous: Lol this is a work of fiction1257378439242
Anonymous: need one of those for the koran also, and other religious books (too many to list)1260565305570
kinganonymous: ^ koran is really dangerouse.... cause SUICIDE... Boom1260565784729
Anonymous: Is there a korean translation of the koran? Just wondering.1260566232226
kinganonymous: ^ NO korean, korean is mean?, Koran is the bible muslim1260566520315
Reason: At last!1260599504949
Anonymous: soo true1260711328820
Anonymous: I have only the Satanic Bible written by Anton LaVey :(1260740217903
Wr104Gamma: The logic is sound.1263596417288
mantore: i want a hole bunch of thoes stickers, one for every bible i see1263600262913
Switch: then life is fiction. almost every idea that's used in life comes from that bible.1276475668150
Anonymous: ^godfag1276477450510
SMF: No need for the lable... but I guess others are just that retarded.1276746492491

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If god does not exist then how did he write the bible?
Religion god bible question religion (396) , god (79) , bible (44) , question (218)

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THE BIBLE - /b/ explains it
Bible religion old testament bible (44) , religion (396) , old testament (1)

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Anonymous: I'm a Christian, but I lol'd hard at this. Especially the "apple of GTFO" bit.1247277387769
Anonymous: the best.1247382311805
Anonymous: hahah1247438547854
That Guy: lol yea he pwned that summary1268182808908
mastema: fantastic!1268190302736
Anonymous: best bible summary ever1275585796665
Anonymous: fuck i hate religion! it fucked up my life..i was a beliver since i reach 17fuck!1279630294991
anonymus: awesome1288807149200
Anonymous: this is goddamn epic, if this was what the church preached, id b there1288808034313
Anonymous: make this a series, other religions1288808439594
fapperdoodle: i lol'd1288811171795
Clownichter: yup yup /b/ explains it1288840669579
Anonymous: I'm religious, and I gotta say this is pretty accurate.1288847677165
Munster: Where the fuck can i get those cheat codes?...1288849163419

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