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WAIT, EVE WAS MADE FROM ADAM'S RIB?
Religion incest comic priest genesis religion (396) , incest (60) , comic (463) , priest (12) , genesis (3)

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fiveby5: to quote the ramones, "it's a sick world, it's sick-sick-sick!"1322421988651
Greeft: This fucknugget is relevant (to the thread if not society at large) ==> www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz2Wp36_FMs1322424144811
Anonymous: based on same DNA stuff, made of same rib really (kinda figurative really, not "taking out rib" but viewing rib as being likewise, same barebone stuff) adam means human, eva means reproduction facility added. if they should ever get out of church - see next story.1322471534458
Anonymous: adam and eve got no navel - a "humanoid" has no navel figuratively, a named human has one - if meeting a stranger and really being a relative happens - dunno1322471655235
InternetH8Machine: The REAL question here i think is if God is so powerful and created ALL that other shit with no help...why did he need some dude's rib to make a woman in the first place? Wasnt Adam supposedly made from the "dust from the earth"? Man, religion is so full of fail...1329107970411
halfmast: i dont get it1329121306621
idrankallthebeer: ^christian. clones.1329125722726
Anonymous: weak.1329129791283
NotSoMuchAnonymous: The bible says so, we're all inbreeds acc to christfags...1329141543625
Anonymous: ^ no U1329182939895
Hughbie: mmmmm ribs....bbq sauce...whole rack not just one..1329188085906
cornelius: In fact the female came first and some mythologies reverse the story.1329370537515
Hughbie: ^so adam wsn't too bad in the sack then? He managed to make eve cum first.1329370773440
GibblesNBits: Well we know Adam wasn't a nigger.. Whens the last time you saw a black man share some ribs...1329370947658

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GENESIS 1:29
Weed genesis bible weed (323) , genesis (3) , bible (44)

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Me: See, SEE!!! IT'S IN THE FUCKING BIBLE!!!!!1246381719621
Anonymous: wait what, we're supposed to eat it?1246409097278
Anonymous: Man, I've been doing it wrong the whole time.1247622854247
Anonymous: Wow! So everything that nature creates is actually good for me? Cool! I'm gonna go out and get some arsenic, belladonna, uranium, Paciific Yew berries and poison ivy and myself a fucking feast! Better yet... why don't YOU do that? I'm smart enough to know that "natural" does not equal safe and smart.1247925819363
Brasil-sil-sil: amen...1247966497718
Anonymous: HAAHAHAHA, fantastic! Throw in a dash of mamba venom and a little side serve of poorly-prepared fugu, and you're set!1248863055586
woundedsanity: if god said that hes an asshole xD1251102066474
DutchGuy: kinda sounds like gawd wants us to eat the tree instead of the fruit1251147185526
Anonymous: No shit dumbass. WOW. Tell me, can I die from drinking too much water? PHARMS kill 20,000 a year in the U.S. DER, Yes. Certain plants can kill you. But something tells me the one the works with you ENDO-Cannabinoid system, and is full of CANNABINOIDS WONT BE ONE OF THOSE. Marijuana is safer than aspirin. Dummy.1270286187284
Anonymous: It’s in the bible and the bible is in me. Actually slipping into my bowels right now.1270726326807
uriar: What God has given - the USA had taken away!1277817811901
Anonymous: Cannabis bears no fruit and no fruit bearing seed.1279859422370
crackerkiller5: must smoke it1279860906801
Anonymous: You sure about that one, 2370? You're incorrect.1292450439566

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And the Lord God commanded the man, "You are free to eat from any tree in the garden but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for you will surely die."
Story God Genesis adam and eve paradise story (202) , God (79) , Genesis (3) , adam and eve (2) , paradise (4)

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Anonymous: So THAT'S how it happened!1286528046833
Anonymous: PMSL1291907111563
Lickathesplit: ?? I'm pretty sure a vagina smells like fish, not the other way around, that's why i get so hungry every time i lickathesplit..1291907974436
StormTrooper: I see Genesis has been updated. I need this new bible1291916644531
Anonymous: This is from the King Sopranos version of the bible1291979433767
megalomaniac: @Licka - I'm pretty sure yr a virgin, only unwashed vaginas smell of fish1291989201931
Lickathesplit: ^ I think you need to stop comparing baby/child pussy who have no odor, and smeel the real thing maniac, all smell their own distinctive odour1291991825303
megalomaniac: How do u know about baby odor? Pedo? U say pussy always smell of fish, tell your crack whores to wash then smell it reject1291992736921
Lickathesplit: You need to stop blurring shit out without thinking first, when i was a teen the pussy's of my girlfriends didn't have a distinctive smell, later on in life i noticed that all vagina's develop their own smell, logicly it is not because they don't have hygiene, but of the split itself + the urine channel, you dig or you dign't, now GTFO faggot...129199399499
megalomaniac: Are u retarded kid? U said it always smells of FISH, now u backtracking virgil1291995451712
Lickathesplit: It is quite simple, we can read back, and my way of reading might differ from yours, but i read and have said : a vagina smells LIKE fish, not ALL, but 'a'...furthermore, this was a reaction on the story in the pic on your left, read it, enjoy it, and later on it is allowed to react with a smile, don't take things so seriously... faggot... XD1291996321620
Lickathesplit: So sorry for this Mega Shit, the guy took 3 reactions in 12 hours from me, can i get a court order to keep the fucker at least 50 sentences away from me please, a barrel of laughs he must be at your party... Nice thread though, keep on rockin' in the free world...1291996936975
megalomaniac: Ahahaha ramblings of geek thats never had any. Your stories contradict faggot1291997128156
Anonymous: wow, this conversation is about nothing, but pussy smells good. i was smelling my gfs last night1291997317486

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