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Muhammad religion heaven virgin pig trollface muhammad (8) , religion (396) , heaven (14) , virgin (23) , pig (72) , trollface (105)

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Furore23: So THAT'S why they're not allowed to eat them.1274382227423
Anonymous: Of course he never said anything about human, the virgins would have to be muslims and muslims are not human.... damn pigs1279292219698
Anonymous: WIN1279296222752
Moongrim: Epic Win!1279307018640
Anonymous: WINRAR1279316332121
Squirrely1: Silly Swiney...1279328877335
Lizard: HAHAHAHAHAHA1279334445636

Anonymous: True1281305144227
Feelfree: delete this picture, the only pig is the one who posted this picture1281722438385
Anonymous: the virgins are the other faggots who blow themselves up and never score, duh1283638147889
Anonymous: bwaahha1283652676172
ImYourMomBIATCH: lol1283695073747
chrud: who want's to deflower 75 virgins anyway? they just get all clingy and act like you're they're whole life or somethin. i'll take my pussy on this side of the cosmic veil, and i'll take 'em already broken in for me.1283700136991

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RIDDLE TIME - You're trapped in a room. One door leads to heaven, one door leads to hell.
Birds riddle heaven hell door question birds (67) , riddle (4) , heaven (14) , hell (22) , door (35) , question (218)

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Lolusername69: ask either bird "what door would the other bird pick?"... and pick the opposite to what he says.1320492160270
Tres: ^ actually, you need to be a bit more specific. "Which door would the other bird say goes to Heaven?" (The other bird may like Hell)1320492343825
MrSandynigger: ^Read the Q you two. The birds dont know that the other one exists. If you ask that, they will say "What bird?"1320493589897
MrSandynigger: That is if you're upto the god mode challenge.1320493649379
Tres: ^ I don't always God mode, but when I do, I construct a sentence with multiple clauses, of which at least one contains an if.1320494878711
Greeft: Karl Pilkington knows what to do lol. ==>
Greeft: Ask one bird "Are either of the following statements true? You tell the truth and are by the door to heaven; or You are the liar and are not by the door to heaven." If the bird says yes go through it's door, if it says no go through the other bird's door.1320500155570
Anonymous: God mode is easy, you simply ask "If I asked someone who always say the opposite of what you're saying what door would he tell me lead to heaven?"1320500385783

^As I've just given the answer to god slayer mode, who gives a fuck?

Anonymous: Grab both birds and start opening a door. No Bird wants to go to Hell.1320503564842
MegaShit: Eat both birds, sit and wait for the next dufus to come along, and then see which door he chooses.1320511148310
Anonymous: “If I was to ask the other guard what gate they were guarding.. what would they say?”1320524203568
Greeft: I've just noticed the last line about hypothetical statements, so my solution would be better phrased as a direct question to one bird. "Is it true you are either a truthful parrot perched by the door to heaven? Or you are a lying parrot perched by the door to hell?"1320565068827

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Melon heaven nigger thread melon (32) , heaven (14) , nigger (630) , thread (1021)

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Anonymous: LAWL1242676420142
roflmobile: I LOL'D!!!!!!!!11111one1242680919466
caosurbano: first time he see food1242694789319
Anonymous: OMFG THATS FUNNY1242774808618
Anonymous: Epix1242927386197
Anonymous: lawdy lawdy lawdy!!!1244285345808
Anonymous: hahahahah1244287226872
Anonymous: no no no... take my wife!1244995798919
Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!1245106916628
Anonymous: LMFAO HAHAHAHA1246179156219
Anonymous: all your melons belongs to niggers1249297340425

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Heaven atheism heaven (14) , atheism (17)

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Anonymous: Wouldn't be surprised.1251621871876
Anonymous: Science works in mysterious ways.1251641592426
Anonymous: No it doesn't. Because it's science.1251932373129
crackerkiller5: science be praised!!!!1257705630532
Warg: HOW??1270787787881
Anonymous: YES1270791732863
Tommeee: lol imagen that lol but tbh people who believe in god shouldnt let there minds wounder there too small to be out alone1270942288142
HappyGoLumpy: Oh my science!1274823580888
ElCapitan: paradox destroys universe (again)1274828103480
Vincent859: "APRIL FOOLS! Go on in, buddy...."1323864799327
Anonymous: fuck yeah, i'm in like flinn1323864847559
huck1944: wrong again1384982563742
Arschloch33: WIN1385068384191
Anonymous: As long as their is pussy there1385070115898

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George Carlin was not just shocked to find out heaven was real, but that they were big fans...
George carlin heaven trippy george carlin (3) , heaven (14) , trippy (15)

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bananaman: heaven sounds pretty dope1255555222207
Anonymous: A drag is only used when your talking about cigarettes. its a hit if your talking about dope1258506739288
Anonymous: o rly?1258510174454

yah rly
Anonymous: NO WAII!!! :D1282720203868
Anonymous: this happen in real life...1296743321911
Anonymous: hahahahah i knew it1296743431574
Tattoos: The hilarious voice of reason. No one will ever fill his shoes.1308429822610
Grave: carlin is the man.1308431539377
Anonymous: hahahahaha1308431608589
Anonymous: it could be a drag with a joint a drag is three puffs lol and i say take a toke ersonally1323253528456
Anonymous: That's a very bad likeness of Carlin1323282526727
Anonymous: Looks more like David Carradine1323282628636
Anonymous: Throwing out your crap to make room for his stuff.1323292835767

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America consumption art hi-res culture allegory heaven.hell usa
America consumption art hi-res culture allegory heaven.hell usa America (44) , consumption (1) , art (1151) , hi-res (738) , culture (9) , allegory (1) , heaven.hell (1) , usa (443)

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Anonymous: wtf1282288280530
maaza: f'n brilliant & saved1282378658372
Anonymous: Now that is something...1283125072525
Gotteslast: looks shopped, i can tell from sum of tha pixulls1283334459576
asp: brilliant1283335925881
Anonymous: Fuck me that's awesome1283344188836
boss: This art speaks to me.1283363612358
Anonymous: Gotteslast.....good thing u can count pixels, otherwise you would have thought that was a real pic......DUH!!!!!1285683408233
hostess: trips me the fuck out1285880932466
Crook: Best drawn version of Dante Alighieri's "Divine Comedy" evar.1289039508636
Rex: The Forever Unfinished Building No. 4 (2008) by Gao Brothers ➲
BnSneky: very nice1295472731179
Anonymous: Spiderman is watching... waiting...1295474545158
uriar: nice but better res needed ...1295475813260

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Stephen hawking jesus heaven stairs christopher reeve wheelchair stephen hawking (12) , jesus (226) , heaven (14) , stairs (45) , christopher reeve (1) , wheelchair (27)

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Anonymous: Christopher Reeve1245523291826
Anonymous: HAHA pwned1245630861697
Anonymous: damn...someone got it wrong big time. Surprised they didn't tag jesus as allah.1245633590941
Anonymous: ^ They're both just as likely to be supernatural beings.1245634246951
Bubble: I could have tought an ant to shoop better than this1246825338158
Anonymous: ^ please do so1246843176675
Anonymous: "Surprised they didn't tag jesus as allah." If you want me to, I will.1247018215950
Anonymous: Oh god yes --- I mean Allah yes that would be fucking funny as hell1247018512132
GOD: This was actually not long ago , we only had stairs . Who the hell wants all these handicapped people around ? They are so depressing . Open the hole and send them to hell . We do have a Transporter now , but we only use it on the funny ones .1248210046453
Anonymous: Fuck!1248210730388
\m/: I may have alzheimer's, but at least I don't have alzheimer's.1264812831676
lonerstoner45: HA!1264823507902
Anonymous: Jus in case u didn get this, its a fail cz whoever shooped this thot Christopher Reeve(Superman) was Stephen Hawking(Smartest Retard on Earth who obviously doesn't believe in Jesus but believes in Science)1275833023212

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Steve jobs god moses heaven upgrade comic steve jobs (20) , god (79) , moses (3) , heaven (14) , upgrade (2) , comic (464)

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Arschloch33: iGod (or just iMoses?)1319486782856
Anonymous: downgrade if you ask me...1319956766477
Anonymous: 3rd1323396530958
Anonymous: crapple fags got to hell1323396686324
Antiphon: Use two tablets - Multitask!1323797221287
Anonymous: Steve Jobs was a buddist so he got reincarnated as a sweatshop worker making ipads1323797317277
eidetic: karma....1323797539509
InternetH8machine: No way, Genghis Khan's best warlords are raining a train on this hippie fag in Hell as we speak...1388002312506
OhPlease: maybe they'll work on "thou shalt not use apple (r) lightning (r) for data transfer" and enhance tech with more open protocols.1388022463963
cybersinner: If a conman like Jobs can get in, then lawyers are guaranteed a spot. :D1388027742562
Arschloch33: It's about time1388070542821
Anonymous: ^more like about time to upgrade to some more faggot shit..1388073850482
huck1944: too bad the gov did not trty something like that for health caree1388074528397
liplocker_code3: "'ll only cost you an arm and a leg."1388201007751

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Jesus religion heaven metaphore comic Jesus (226) , religion (396) , heaven (14) , metaphore (3) , comic (464)

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Harvey: becuz teh bible tellz me so1286883854838
Anonymous: good point.1290891722404
Anonymous: ah, christians and their pick and choose morality. fuckin burn em too.1295426076322
Blue: Don't burn them. That's what Nero did.1310436086527
Furore23: Most of you won't know this, but the character here who has just died is a real person, Larry Gygax. When he died in 2000, an even called Kawaii-Five-Oh, it was a sad sad day for nerds everywhere. The man who writes this comic book 'Mitch Burlap' goes by the nickname Giant's Tick, and he wrote this issue as a memorial to the passing of this great man, Gaxy Gygar.1310465507818
Furore23: Oh if only we had known you were sick, Mary Gygax. If we had only known! We all could have written comic books about your afterbirth. But just like the Suicide Accidents who martyred themselves on Kawaii-Five-Oh, you lived surrounded by virgins, and shall forever after be surrounded by virgins. Won't somebody think of the children? Other than you, I mean.1310465723664
MegaShit: ^Que?1310481519305
Furore23: ^ You're welcome.1310482179864
Cobra: Well... I laughed.1310494766687
DoDo: Christianity is such a club of faggots.1310499213819
Anonymous: TLDNR1310577446850
The Original Spoon: Furore, you are off your rocker in this thread. And you are messing with the memory of Geddy Leegax, the genius father of rollerblading games.1323479695433
Furore23: ^ Oh god, you're right, I'm so sorry. I should have never disrespected the good name of the Godfather of so many great role-playing experimenses, like 'Keep My Boardshorts Home', 'Exposition of the Barren Teats', 'A Tempest of Evil Enemas', 'Shirley Temple and Gary-Poon', 'Monk de Wally de Honk', 'Aisle of a Rape', 'Queer Dryness', and who can forget that legendary classic...1323498192538
Furore23: 'Narcissistic Hack Railroading Dungeon-Master Hates the People He Spends All His Time With and Decides to Murder All the Characters They Have Invested Time and Effort Into Rather Than Admit He is Just Bored of Being a Dungeon-Master'.1323498288857

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You're welcome.
Robot religion heaven robot (57) , religion (396) , heaven (14)

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Anonymous: well done!1254268742973
Grave: haha! excellent!1254271475763
TASTYbacon: lol'd a little bit , then stopped and put my paNTS over my face........1254271799662
Hughbie: Brilliant...I've always hated those fuckers annoying the shit out of everyone...1254279636329
cracker_killer: ^what he said^1254281134848
Boreece: ^^ seconded1254858299250
DutchGuy: ^^^ thirded1254858679396
redrocco: rofl1254859070588
Anonymous: religious robot is thankful1260642775285
Anonymous: yiff in hell christrobots1260688864901
largo121: stick to your day, as a cartoonist you suck1260713141686
Hughbie: ^yiff in hell.....your condenmnation is unfounded....1260725118480
Anonymous: ^Yiff in your sister1260727923857
Anonymous: let's do the same to the rest of them! ^ ^1262635867612

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Religion heaven devil sleeping driver buddhism only canihaveheavenpls fffuuu religion (396) , heaven (14) , devil (27) , sleeping driver (1) , buddhism (1) , only (1) , canihaveheavenpls (1) , fffuuu (438)

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Anonymous: Fail, there's no hell in Buddhism1242369593209
Anonymous: but nowhere does it say she goes to sir, fail.1242372628837
Anonymous: just not funny...FAIL1242600305614
Anonymous: it means buddhism only go to heaven.... and it is kinda funny1243793785311
MatiasxD: Its funny cuz for catholic people there is hell, for buddhism not, that is why no hell for them :/ that makes me think we make our death a piece of shit1247258441221
grim: buddhism believes in reincarnation.1251187980881
Anonymous: ^and this fella was reincarnated as Satan's bitch. Where's teh bloody problem?1251193748260
Anonymous: Bhudists are already in hell. Forced to spend their lives worshipping some fat dumpy guy with a big navel1251223120318
niggerjew: he's TRYING TOO HARD1256150938462
Anonymous: what the hell was a truck doing in the kitchen?1256268698468
Anonymous: ^ ha ha! I like this guy's way of thinking! why IS there a truck in the kitchen?1276573484811
vengance: and why is satan also in the kitchen?....1276578879407
Grave: can i has heaven1276689996882
CRACE: want heaven? go buy one...1291232239440

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The TRUE FACTS about BOTTLED WATER that science doesn't want you to know - 92% of this water is tears of the damned.
Religion science heaven water religion (396) , science (149) , heaven (14) , water (279)

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Anonymous: this is some useful information !1305633069885
Anonymous: ^For children perhaps.1305633133767
Rorix: Oh, so that's why bottled water is so good1305634845526
Twinchlian: The tears of the damned taste damned sweet.1305661590779
Anonymous: true story, brah1305668084634
Anonymous: i hate bottled water... *drinks from Fiji bottle* problem??1305679707604
Dat one guy: Yay now i can drink all the nazi tears i want!1305933007972
Thanos: were all damned1307167548134
Anonymous: Fucking religion. It is shit.1307259957546
Midgeinc: Science is fun :D1309648795538

Tastes good tho
Greeft: All the bullshit advertising for the overly priced bottled shit never got me drinking the crud but this approach just might work.1309811376840
Midgeinc: ^ It's not a bad idea.1310553084883
Ulknudel: Face palm - thinking...WTF...and then again WTF!!!1366352172529

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Hi-res devil angel hell heaven art background
Hi-res devil angel hell heaven art background hi-res (738) , devil (27) , angel (24) , hell (22) , heaven (14) , art (1151) , background (467)

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Pyro: i like1278216317698
zombieslovenecros: wow my new background1278320821504
Anonymous: that's HOT.1279739663655
AnonFTW: moar1279743010826

excellent work
Anonymous: nigger lover1279783802784
so_what_if___: daeva vs asmodean, a match made in hell.1280065502969
crackerkiller5: awsome art work1280075771859
Anonymous: good1285085330490
Anonymous: shouldnt the white person be the devil?1285086893712
Anonymous: thats true the white person should be the devil LOL1285710309101
rustproof: coolest picture ive seen yet on chan4chan1292397465951
Brainless-M'Baata: @3712 & 9101, Not if you take violent crimes into consideration, but why use "white devil's" invention, the computer then?! Back to your stinky mudhut in Afreaka ASAP...1292399042214
jamerdud: ats my babe1331197928238

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Art religion hell heaven Judgement jesus
Art religion hell heaven Judgement jesus art (1151) , religion (396) , hell (22) , heaven (14) , Judgement (2) , jesus (226)

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Furore23: So... Darth Vader works for Santa Christ?1274448275826
Anonymous: this is how we should muslim in ...kill em all1275015580548
Anonymous: Your destiny awaits you1275019661162
Fatjesus85: Mmm this reminds me of fable1275195176528
cybersinner: Looks to me like Christ is sending his pedos to collect all of the kiddies!1275347860132
Redrocco: anyone know the title and artist?1276646956236
-tropic: "Last Judgement" Hans Memling1276652174886
Redrocco: thx1276653179653
taywalker: mmmmmmm naked afterlife. gimme some of that :P1280042921203
precious: doesn't looks like modern day hesus1299691208625
Weed: "Tiny penises go to heaven, big ones go to hell. Massive beaf curtains? GTFO."1299700046568
boss: Looks like hell has a very good wieght loss program. No one is fat ?1299705206712
user775: hahahaha who the fuck you people think you are to be in heaven? not a single one of you will ever be in heaven and on the judgement day you will be judge just to see if your worth living ON EARTH NOT HEAVEN or not and going to hell.1299705481984
Banshee5: the coolest presentation of hell is from Dante's Inferno1299758390810

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