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Tie rope to a bullet - Tie other end to yourself - Happy space travelling!
Gun trollface idea bullet rope gun (192) , trollface (105) , idea (26) , bullet (28) , rope (46)



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Anonymous: don't try it, i only got to the clouds. lies.1294245134929
Antiphon: You might be too heavy for this, try tying rope to your dick or balls first.1296482741920
rock: icwutudid1296483446695
TinFoilHatGuy: KaseyKasem sez "Keep yer Feet on teh Ground and Let Yer Dick Keep Reaching For Teh Stars"1296569882252
Anonymous: meh1296916361212
Weed: Please, make the stupid go away!1296919824153

Anonymous
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Anonymous: Problem, NASA?1297141700604
/b/: Are you that stupid? The string would either be broken when the chamber closes, if it's an M9... If it's a 1911, it'll be broken off once you insert the magazine... Plus, once you enter the atmosphere without some form of protection, you'll burn up... Fucking 'tards.1297208028996
niXavaL: ^problem?1298206183376
Anonymous: thats impossible, speed of bullet = 320 m/s; f(x) = -4.9x^2+320x=0; f(x)' = 320-9.8x; x = 32.65 m1298209190246
Anonymous: then 32.65s; -4.9x^2+320x = 5222.4; just 5Km ; earth atmosphere is of 11km YOU ARE A SCIENTIFICALLY PROVED IDIOT1298228059137
Anonymous: thats fucking stupid1303855071515
ticklethis: moving from standing to speed of bullt would snap a person in half1303855174816

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HOW TO MAKE YOUR VERY OWN: FOREVER ALONE INVOLUNTARY FLASHMOB
4chan forever alone flashmob troll idea 4chan (628) , forever alone (39) , flashmob (1) , troll (238) , idea (26)

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Rorix: I used to do this with pedofags on Badoo.com, dating them in Milan...it worked!1300827065437
VolTec: I truly wish I had seen this earlier1301781456903
Greeft: No.1302119033137
Anonymous: you still have (at least) over a month, voltec. silly nigger1302125115723
Anonymous: A little too late for this now, huh?1583005164942
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GIVE AIDS TO ALL WORLD LEADERS - CURE WILL BE FOUND IN ONE DAY
Aids cure advice idea brad pitt aids (34) , cure (3) , advice (281) , idea (26) , brad pitt (9)

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Anonymous: true1297118985797
uriar: i cried a little1297119147125
chrud: the cure has already been found. cyberdyne systems sent magic johnson back from the future with it.1297126176574
Finest: mr rodgers told me you cant kill a virus because it is effectively dead...the only time it has signs of living is when its taking over another cell..when the host dies its back to dormant and void and cannot be killed1297126611920
Anonymous: Aids kills fags. No cure needed.1297209393621
Jackfrosty: ^ and teh negroes dont forget them1297232145262
dentarthurdent: very true. there is no profit in a cure. profit is in treatment. no AIDS, no money from AIDS meds.1297441670289
Anonymous: very true1297653070947
Anonymous: Solution: Zyklon B1297799843450
sparkoflife: um, ya. I agree with some of the others...a cure for aids=more fags and niggers...aids helps to fight those types of vermin. Aids is our friend. In fact, instead of a cure, we should develop Superaids, and wipe out he fags and niggers once and for all.1299761251735
NumaChan: ^until a junkie crackhead nigger with an aids filled syringe stabs you and injects his aids. Then you are fucked.1299761433447
sparkoflife: ^ya well, more llikely, if we let the niggers live, they'll end up stabbing us with blades or shooting down our kids or raping our women...at least with superaids, you can die in the knowledge that you are taking a shitload of niggers to hell with you to be your slaves! (Yes, in hell, where all niggers go, they are slaves to the whites for all eternity...hahahahaha!)1299761645616
crazyassmofo: Aids kills niggers and fags,who the fuck cares about em1299765901820
Cuntfux: Hey lets do it1299936515538

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So you're in love with one of your friends but she has a boyfriend and probably won't have sex with you anyway
4chan future terminator advice idea 4chan (628) , future (46) , terminator (12) , advice (281) , idea (26)

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Anonymous: That's a good one. Even she bursts out laughing when you say you're from the future, at the very least she will take into account this romantic gesture you did to win her charms. Who knows...1314011791346
Rorix: Sounds legit to me, I'm gonna try1314014027993
Anonymous: genius, fucking genius.1314050150701
darkstan: Amazing. Worked like a charm.1314121712951
MrSandyNigger: Holy shit. Is he god?1314528669591
anonymous: I can testify this works. It's amazing.1314543461556
MrPerspective: ^ Timestamp of it didn't shall happen!1315860266655
royalblood1985: Wow... this was really well thought out, its going in my bucket list loll1315933871249
honghavok: Holy fuck!1315958480519
Anonymous: 1.21 gigawatts1317054548883
Anonymous: lol "all women are very observant"1317054798624
Banshee5: I tried this, het sister walked in too and we ended up having a threesome, it was AWESOME! thx OP!1317058305423
Anonymous: I tried this but I laughed half way through and gave it away......so I had to kill her and rape her dead body instead :o1317061933191
XITS: WRONG. I commited suicide via "the long swim to China".1317140961749

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Fail theory trollface idea compilation
Fail theory trollface idea compilation fail (642) , theory (9) , trollface (105) , idea (26) , compilation (58)

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Burrgeezy: lame troll is lame1297170488967
Anonymous: i love these1297180932418
Anonymous: ftw1297205211712
Anonymous: 10/101297205501208
Rorix: Wow, impressive and creative!1297211330283
Squirrley1: Pretty interesting...1297213553217
Furore23: It used to be easy to hack like this, but 2.0 has an improved physics engine.1297253598445
Anonymous: funny shit1297653033402
samefag: can barly fucking see shit. lol i just noticed.. you can change the words in "shit" to "this" :p1301275962341
precious: Physicist that don't understands physics explained for noobs to see and learn and believe, much like bible1301277216575
Anonymous: Funny. Reminds me of church.1301450389862
crazyassmofo: Worse than religious teachings1301454194835
Anonymous: your all losers1301455162255
Fart33: You're illiterate1301455194209

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Clip beer idea fridge
Clip beer idea fridge clip (10) , beer (68) , idea (26) , fridge (17)

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HanoverRed: lame1298569677423
Anonymous: ^ Awww - jealous nigger is JEALOUS!1298573844918
AZO: what about a few more beers..1298595663912
DogPig: I don't get it... Not enough Beer perhaps?1298596268105
concordnhguy25: Bet a white guy thought of this.1298596319548
YourChan: nah a white guy would have taken the side clips off....1298599330753
DogPig: ^True!^1298599378522
MrPerspective: You know, that's rather clever.1298602488875
JustAnotherDemon: Why lay 'em down? Wouldn't there be space for twice as many if they were standing???1298621499948
chumpno1: ^ true that. fucken amateurs1298643690796
Anonymous: Why so many brands?1298643987504
Anonymous: ingenuis1298687411631
Anonymous: empty fridge is empty1299921972493
Anonymous: Pick a beer, faggot.1299988563170

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Tired of dying in plane crashes? - It is a fact that plane's black boxes always survive in plane crashes
Trollface plane crash black box idea trollface (105) , plane (78) , crash (59) , black box (1) , idea (26)

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UriAr: Even if theoreticly this could be done and the plain would survive hitting the ground, all passangers would die from the impact. Hence he fail...1309046165818
Twinchlian: ^Learn to physics moron.1309048788337
Greeft: ^ You is trollin'1309048808389
Captngeetch: ^^ and how to spell1309048920605
Limerick: ^^^ >the plain would survive >plain1309048929653
Twinchlian: If I is caught am I failtroll?1309048931855
Greeft: ^I R let you off this one time.1309049099359
MrPerspective: "-DING!" rotfl!1309049171379
Anonymous: this theorem is cought in a hailstorm of fail1309050718462
Anonymous: The plane would fly and the plane would be resistant against crashes, it would JUST use a prohibitive amount of turbosine that it would be lodicrously expensive to use1309056089937
Anonymous: inertia rules1311674843723
Aganonymous: this iis. FUCKIN WIN!1311674888645
Anonymous: would be too heavy to fly1313847437547
Anonymous: I did this and it worked.1313872553746

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really long rope - pull so it doesn't touch the floor - keep pulling - tie both ends - people can now travel by rope
Earth trollface rope idea earth (79) , trollface (105) , rope (46) , idea (26)



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Anonymous: lol, I love Trollface1285871263306
SouthernPride: It wouldnt work, the weigt of the rope would makew it sag and touch earth1290930112516
Anonymous: ^Thick Americunt!1290945348232
Feefdoodle: ^gay europussy1290946743469
DDT: Can't we all get along? Oh, wait. Nope. America hates England because it's not as fat and England hates America because it has no teeth and can't eat as much.1290946922403
SouthernPride: am i the only american with an iq of 112 and is not overweight?1290999187209
Munster: How does it feel to be alone?...1291020555637
nigger: ^7209 I feel ya bro.1291066200613

Jesus		 Lets just get along. We should be hating on Asia, not each other
1291066467980
SouthernPride: no 7980, thats where all our stuff comes from :|1291078802957
Furore23: ^ So, we should just nationalise China and India.1291596085906
blackal: Pure genious.1291596251634
Anonymous: This levity in the face of natural forces simply astounds me! This won't work unless you use a really strong steel cable, retards!1291619832743
Anonymous: agreed love for my eurofag friends fuck china 12910664679801291633594761

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ITT Senior prank ideas
Epic crane prank idea 4chan epic (54) , crane (9) , prank (83) , idea (26) , 4chan (628)

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Harvey: 1301306748594
Anonymous: just wtf1301550530906
Anonymous: Remember kids, don't forget.1306200010982
Anonymous: roflmao1306204311413
Anonymous: Brilliant.1306207438384
Rorix: It takes a crane to bump this1307299041749
BnSneky: hahahahaha1307299179715

Banshee5		 No srsly, epic thread is epic. I had to climb back into my chair laughing
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onionymous: ^I needed a crane to get me back into my chair1307302614478
uberbarf: It takes a crane to make a thread as epic as this.1307311969848
Cheesecake: I found #31351388963432
Anonymous: So much win? are you morans 12? Grow the fuck up1387040137301
Anonymous: Take 3 cranes label them 1, 2 and 4, watch as they look for pigs, usually takes a mattress to get it out1419058839370
Anonymous: "I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don�t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading."1419059355634

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Become a Hipster - Sell Stolen Ideas - Praised by Media as Jesus of Computing * Invent C and UNIX - Ignored
Steve Jobs Dennis Ritchie unix idea invention Steve Jobs (20) , Dennis Ritchie (2) , unix (6) , idea (26) , invention (11)

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polarbear1488: Without Steve Jobs we would have: No iProducts No over expensive laptops Without Dennis Ritchie we would have: No Windows No Unix No C No Programs A large setback in computing No Generic-text Languages. We would all read in Binary.. They died in the same year and the same month but it seems only few notice the death of Dennis...1320773872434
Anonymous: Well, maybe Beardsley McCombover should have worn a snappy black turtleneck and shat all over Flash, too.1320784820360
anonymule: ^^ cool story bro1320787314541
Anonymousme: I worked at BellLabs. I hope they never let those crazy fsckers out. They be weird crazy too.1320789851600
LastResort: Dennis didn't know how to market himself.1320793105560
Anonymous: My guess is that the people who have changed our lives the most in a positive way throughout history are anonymous to most of us1320794250989
SterkOks: Steve is better anyway. And Bill Gates stole more that Steve EVER did. So fuck you Apple is a great company, piss off nerds.1320794346273
LastResort: ^ Real talk1320801426543
Anonymous: Invent brain dead language that takes ages to compile and got tons of side effect - make computer stuff that works more than that gates stuff and is expensive like hell - well at least Linus does not grow a beard and dress in jeans and cheap shoes (sandals and socks!!)1320801602561
Anonymous: He didn't steal anything, jerks.1320804014630
chumpno1: steve jobs had a daughter that he ignored for so long. guys a scumbag1320811733300
polarbear1488: Oh wow oh wow oh wow! even his last words were used to sell his new venture! lol1320851150177
iprobablyhateyou: couldn't care less about your anti-mac propaganda1320851467246
polarbear1488: LIke he was seeing heaven lol1320851484211

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Idea spring clothespin chopsticks diy invention
Idea spring clothespin chopsticks diy invention idea (26) , spring (3) , clothespin (2) , chopsticks (2) , diy (35) , invention (11)

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Banshee5: what a fascinating invention...1316096946497
Rorix: Take THAT, chinesefags1316124865221
Anonymous: my gawd1317497006862

Anonymous
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BnSneky: nice1317497670866
The Original Spoon: The regular way works way fucking better you lazy dumbass.1317511243164
Anonymous: Chop Pins1318468878157
koda12: hory shret1318468941275
Anonymous: how pick up larger pieces of food?1318475679159
Anonymous: jjb1319861830270
Anonymous: why bother??? just use the clothespin with the noodles1334115969266
halfmast: chop sticks arnt that hard...1334127660930
Anonymous: ...or just grab a fork1334139682706
Anonymous: Can flies be caught with that?1334154912127

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Trolling Rednecks 101
Camera sd photoshop hunter prank idea camera (47) , sd (1) , photoshop (449) , hunter (7) , prank (83) , idea (26)

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veranet: That idea is so crazy it just might work.1317259443377
Toxified: love the idea, seems like alot of work tho1318284352392
Vagitarian: Well worth the work. It'll keep a whole generation of crappy pulp magazine journalists in work.1318340826274
NorwayJunkie: Don't bother if u suck at photoshop1318340868194
m4k3k3: don't bother if you cant hack metadata1318368099164
Anonymous: U mad?1318370030517
The Original Spoon: Why are rednecks filming deer at night? Have they no decency?1344189856744
Anonymous: Indecent deer can be filmed only at night.1344190664291
Mackan52: awesome1344192140688
Everdark: we need to get Chump on this right away1344193048119
Anonymous: one... if you can make a better job in a 256mB SD card1344201460324
Anonymous: Better to just take the camera.1413350137885
djh123: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZepFGzx_xE1428012423459
Anonymous: ^^ nigger1428048519649
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HERE'S AN IDEA... FUCK OFF!
Thread idea fuck off thread (1021) , idea (26) , fuck off (11)

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AwesomeAnonymous!: no you1292011055568
ajmisback: lol nice1292011152926
Anonymous: I lul'd1292036215381
Anonymous: Here's an Idea, Darwin...1297435706638
Anonymous: Sorry, man. Already taken. Think of some other URL name.1297477449130
honghavok: No, U!1321573482633
Uncle Harvey: I have a better idea - Fuck You!1321595528122
NonComposMentis: Here's an idea... SUCK A THOUSAND DICKS!1321597403869
BnSneky: ok1321611549944
HWood: I liek this idea!!1321634800573

AZO
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MrSandynigger: ^better!1321661759557
Anonymous: excellent1323787054324
Anonymous: Good idea. I'm outta here!1325497345908

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How to transmit information faster than the speed of light = A steel rod Five light years in length
Theory steel rod idea theory (9) , steel rod (1) , idea (26)

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Anonymous: laughed out _loud_1269787053303
Anonymous: a steel rod that long would be very, vert flexible and any action in one end would probably cause a wave-like reaction... hence I am not sure this theory applies1269787659806
Anonymous: Not enough steel on Earth to do this so use 2 cans and a string.1269788489430
Anonymous: ^okay, but that wouldn't travel faster than light... that's just the speed of vibration through a string1269788834409
Anonymous: pull string back and forth? what's 5 million light years away worth this for? I don't even...1269789030836
markcriley: Determin the weight of that much steel... calculate the force needed to move such a mass... Determine the weight of that much steel, calculate the force needed to move that mass, assume that that neither friction not buckling will occur, look up the compression strength of steel, recognize this is a stupid idea.1269790740570
jackfrosty: ^ BUT only after admitting you had an OMFG... moment first. ADMIT IT.1270268738668
Anonymous: how is that going to help me get weed from my weed guy any faster than I do right now... if can't fix my situation it's pointless1270276423358
the7rafe7: no i think it would break in half from the weight or space pirates would bury their treasure on it1270291522529
nazilint: well it wouldn't work in REALITY duhhh.. but in theory yeah.1270301572320
killzMinuz9: i doesn't work even in theory.1270302076943
Anonymous: Still. What if we're pulling two ends of a stretched string? Not talking about waves or any shit like that. Just the same pulling principle without the requirement for steel and big mass, etc1270302710496
Anonymous: External forces would cause unwanted vibrations and 'interferance' within the structure, therefore negating any 'wanted; signals being recieved.1270324476753
the7rafe7: lul killz ^^^1270341614253

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turn monitor sideways - download faster
Trollface download idea trollface (105) , download (13) , idea (26)

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Weed: Sorry, bro. Only works on Sideways".1303498482745
SouthernPride: ctrl + alt + left arrow key1303623874608
Pyro: CTRL+ W1303624548765
SouthernPride: CTRL + SHIFT + T1303625319804
LemmyLaffer: LOL good patent1333712847327
Anonymous: Ctrl + W to see all the options1333749266224
ZOMBIEJ0N: remember this in FPS circa 2004 - "bro press alt+f4 to respawn."1333771304267
BnSneky: seems legit1333805899443
Anonymous: lel1346393525286
Anonymous: lyl1349752600643
Anonymous: dont forget to paint the cable in high performance signal colors, like red. or use gold instead of materials for signal cables transporting binary data because of signal quality.1404725901960
Anonymous: only works on sundays.1404732703921
Anonymous: ^ if signal quality is at or less than 50% of faults in transmission it is noise.1405074323751
Anonymous: download gravity might induce bit unbalance and require defragmentation. monitor orientation setting might not be settable using shift key.1405563397811
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Make. a fire. Put fire in freezer. Remove frozen fire. Defrost later on, whenever you want fire.
Trollface fire howto idea trollface (105) , fire (261) , howto (118) , idea (26)

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optimusmike777: made me lol1332461410787
HungLoh: lol^21332465821272
MadNiggerish: Great Idea!1332465931898
Anonymous: LEGIT1346393508373
Anonymous: oh, so thats how electricity works without accumulators but "freezing" instead. hm, cool. take coal, heat, store electricity, take electrons of wire - heat. whyever, pretty silly at times.1380465128545
Bonefish: That's Christian fundamentalist thinking.1380466696525
Anonymous: may the heat that destroys your nutrients never leave your muscles, may your body never atrophise - as long as you live. hopefully you might not get stomach ulcer either.1380469354356
Anonymous: This.. Is.. An.. Amazing.. Idea..1393705586312
rhinovirus: I pray to oxymorons.1393705697266
Anonymous: Great idea, deserves a nobelprice1394658455187
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1. Find a fresh status update with a mostly agreeable opinion 2. Say something outrageously disagreeable 3. Wait for the inevitable response of dissent 4. Delete your response 5. Sit back and enjoy the show.
Facebook troll idea advice facebook (159) , troll (238) , idea (26) , advice (281)

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Cuntfux: 1290181272946
Anonymous: < approves of this1290183912254
Anonymous: LOL!!1290608016218
Anonymous: Haha godlike ;)1290608487579
iprobablyhateyou: sounds right except that john the catholic gets an email update with your comment on it.... derp1290609423737
NSFW: Maximum Overtroll1290609697762
Anonymous: FB is for fags1290610041424
aval: ^FagBook1290610170555
Anonymous: Win!1290615834924
Burrgeezy: Troll 1011290876023836
darkstan: Todd Trollington? LOL.1290885614746
Munster: Excellent...1291802866220
crackerkiller5: i lol'd1292215743784
Anonymous: god level1292421421328

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*Smoking in public* - *Wild cop appears*
Comic high cop balloon joint idea comic (464) , high (84) , cop (5) , balloon (47) , joint (43) , idea (26)

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Quantum69: haha nice idea but practically it wouldn't work, he'd probably just shoot the balloon down.1320051149620
chumpno1: get 20 of these and release them at the next occupy wall street seminar ;)1320058609413
Anonymous: bet Pyro invented this trick.1389642957364
Anonymous: I like LOL-balloons.1390520689860
Anoman: ^^^^ Only in the US. The cop ends up fired in the first world.1390605962847
Anonymous: Al Gore invented Anoman1390626795313
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BUILD BIG TELESCOPE - BUILD BIG MIRROR IN SPACE - LOOK AT MIRROR - SEE YOURSELF 20 YEARS AGO
Telescope space trollface mirror idea telescope (6) , space (94) , trollface (105) , mirror (182) , idea (26)

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Greeft: That so would work.1303999366192
ticklethis: Yup. Would work1303999862704
YuLiekPicturz: Makes perfect sense1304202263301
Antiphon: no, you would see yourself 20 years later as you are NOW.1304455554388
ticklethis: it would take ten years for the light to reach the mirror and ten to return in 20 years youd see you now1304464627478
uriar: The mirror could actually be very small.1304466906932
MrPerspective: That mirror would need to have been there at least 10 years earlier. Then yeah, it would definitely work. BW, you were butt-ugly even as a baby. :-P1307155650283
Alkarnur: It would have to be 10 lightyears away.1307187980501
Banshee5: Be sure to build it where the sun can reach it a bit... it's pretty dark out there without some illumination of the sun1307216514634
BnSneky: kinda lame1307216740248
Anonymous: this is possible1307217211300
Xenophobe: YuLiek^ Is correct. HOW THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU THINK ABOUT THAT BEFORE POSTING. Distracted by someone saking for a burger at McDonalds?... oh sorry, I forgive you.1307227188192
Anonymous: You should be pointing EXACTLY to the mirror and in the same Earth orbit point that when you looked at it 20 years ago...1307229772946
MrPerspective: "Things in mirror are closer than they appear."1307248192371

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put headphones into nostrils, open mouth. instant speakers
Headphones speakers mouth nose idea headphones (7) , speakers (1) , mouth (126) , nose (70) , idea (26)

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Rorix: Really?1308856794635
YuLiekPicturz: ^yeah that works..1308856882886
Weed: Of course! Do you know anything about science?1308861005233
Tres: be sure to take your decongestants first, or the sound will muddle.1308866281735
Anonymous: how to cheat at karaoke1308878436750
Captngeetch: Smells like teen ear wax1308878982222
MrPerspective: Lilo and Stitch repost!1308881796742
MrPerspective: Headphones : how do they work?1308881812303
Zombeh: I tried it... it totally works.1309165660954
koda12: ive done that before1315187033930
djh123: rorix, its on the pic, so it must be true1315187835340
Anonymous: Vids or it didn't happen.1315200667109
Burrgeezy: it was on /b/ COMPLETELY LEGIT.1315200736408
koda12: juggalo fag ^^^^^1315514681275

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Aquire giant balloon - Create flame to fill balloon to fill with hot air - Because hot air rises it will lift the balloon - You are now free to float along. Adjust flame to ascend, or descend.
Trollface comic troll balloon flying idea trollface (105) , comic (464) , troll (238) , balloon (47) , flying (44) , idea (26)

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Limerick: Impossible. Troll harder.1299374895771
Rorix: Fag! This will not work1299545197833
pocket: This will work if balloon is full of hydrogen.1299545384612
lily84: no, no. needs water to work, fag.1299560761924
Malacath: i dont see how this could work at all!1299564134291
Anonymous: Idiot. The hot air may push up on the balloon, but at the same time it's pushing DOWN on the basket!1303026857963
Anonymous: ballons don't fly1303027066603
Anon: OMG IT WORKS I JUST TRIED IT1303030051677
Twinchlian: The trollface kinda gives away that it's not going to work --- and probably something terrible will happen like when you defrag your fileclusters.1303030287621
Deputy Derp: It will work if you use magnets as well, duh! It's nothing without the fucking magnets!1303044926848
Anonymous: Hey, ever heard of something called gravity!?1303046932577
Anonymous: i think you just have to delete system 32, then good to go.1303070692363
Anonymous: a lot of good those glasses did. she got a bit of cum up under the glasses into her eye.1303071155435
Glennocide@wrk: ^wtf? stupid troll is stupid this thread is for balloon theory not pinkeye prevention fail1305204846778

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Face eyes freak idea
Face eyes freak idea face (904) , eyes (485) , freak (71) , idea (26)

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willwillsanders: Sad for him, but might be good for teabagging1270926181304
Anonymous: Did they deliberately make the nostrils on the mask look the hole in his face??1270935705184
robohitler: someone gouged out his eyes and skull fucked him1270936149356
lordcrimsonking: looks like Beaker from the Muppet Show "Meep"1271051618430
ANNONAMOOSE: "we can rebuild him, we have the technology...but we dont want to spend a lot of money" this guy actually was mauled by a bear i think, so yeah. thats why hes hole face.1271091093790
Choadboy: Actually, I think he got an infection like "flesh eating" in his nose and as a result lost a shitload of tissue.1271142743979
Anonymous: thats what happens when you pick your nose to much1271206663150
Pyro: goddamn1271212233383
chemicalmix: this is real?1271278115648
Anonymous: coke, the nose killer1271278591126
Miggs: harder to fuck with the mask on...1271346843802
Choadboy: chemicalmix, yes, this is real. I saw him interviewed on TV.1271553261760
Warg: I think I'd rather die.1271575355532
Anonymous: Yeah he had a flesh eating desease in his nasal cavity and no one figured it out until his face start collapsing1271576885604

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The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work.
Twitter war usa quote idea twitter (33) , war (189) , usa (445) , quote (123) , idea (26)

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YuLiekPicturz: brilliant1313445633832
Anonymous: My. God.1313446257645
Lickathesplit: EPIC ! EPIC ! EPIC ! But not in a epical way....1313456008524
Greeft: The USA should invade the world and win the hearts and minds of the US population by awarding contracts to US companies to repair buildings, bridges and other damaged infrastructure. Oh, sorry, my bad, that's what it does already.1313456414776
MrPerspective: In your dreams, you stinkin' capitalistic imperialists!1313456682246
roadpirate: I should invade the USA and steal all ur cookies!1315870713271
Anonymous: We need to our land our country, take our invasion, and convert our Christianity into oil. Coulter said so.1315885889524
Anonymous: IMPRESSIVE SIR1316980155433
anonononono: FUCK OFF1316980367225
ALLAH THE PIG: AS LONG AS MUSLIM PIGS ARE GETTING KILLED -ITS OKAY .AS LONG AS WE BOMB DIRTY ALLAH OUT OF EVERY SINGLE MUSLIM ANIMAL -ITS OKAY1316980626717
Anonymous: it...just...might...work1317107761691
MrSandyNigger: Why do that if they can just rob you in the name of taxes? This quote is only as dumb as how 'epic' you think it is.1317590994632
Dr Abraham Erskine: People forget that the first country the Nazis invaded was there own.1317591375293
Anonymous: orrrrrrrr we could just kill all the jews and call it a day1330241828816

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I have a plan to stop global warming
Question troll yahoo global warming water idea question (218) , troll (238) , yahoo (40) , global warming (8) , water (279) , idea (26)

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Anonymous: derps, everywhere.1298044018443
lily84: really? lmao1298053639819
Stalker: FTW.1298053739168
Cuntfux: I am at a loss for words......yep I got nothin :-\1298053884363
Ranxerox: This would be a lot funnier if so many assholes didn't actually believe it.1298054404293
Anonymous: i have a solution, plant many trees.1298054546122
Anonymous: i have a solution, we could drink lots of water, or dig the ocean floor1298054790432
SouthernPride: I have a better plan, dig a giant hole in the middle east and build a huge ass mountain out of it in china, then flood the giant hole. it would be the biggest project in history, but it would be more of a last resort solution. am I really the first person to think of this? I mean like come on people, use your fuking brains1298081232425
Anonymous: OP is an idiot. That won't stop global warming, it will only stop the flooding...1298113655786
Anonymous: retard...1298116414499
Anonymoose: down the drain? Idoit!!! the water would just go back to the ocean!!1298118657503
MegaShit: ^Oh fuck me, there's always one!1298124273166
boondockchan: better plan take idiots like that and use em for sandbags1298309740410
Anonymous: ^ sandniggers make xcellent sandbags1298325514483

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Fffuuu idea
Fffuuu idea fffuuu (438) , idea (26)



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Anonymous: dude you couldnt even erase the fucking mouth all the way? an hero bitch.1242180008635
Anonymous: ^^^You stupid cunt, FFFFUUUU guy's mouth is supposed to be closed in intense thought. But you're too god damn stupid to figure that out. Go back to WoW dipshit.1248461987181
chuzzle: ^Owned1249083938321
Anonymous: this is the last FFFUUU.1254402832453
Bubble: ^it can't be the last FFFUUU, and 8635 GTFO and who the fuck where you talking to anyways? your the first comment...?1254404109979
Bubble: and before you post a fuckass remark, it's from 4chan the OC, so it wasnt created by any of us... oooor was it...?1254404333427
Spermany: haha Bubble, don't make me laugh1254409034553
Hughbie: Hhmmmm..I has an idea...an idea I has...can we shove an FFFUUU up 8635's arse?1254414240659
Anon: I second that idea ^1284945492799
Furore23: It IS the last FFFUUU- but it may have come to us from the future.1304009113153
Anonqwertylolz: Er, hes talking about the fade lines you can see... You can still see the bottom part of his mouth. Lurn2shoop?1304100488180
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