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Knock ass door prank
Knock ass door prank knock (5) , ass (991) , door (35) , prank (82)

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Anonymous: Knock-knock jokes: you're doing it wrong1303005151243
Harvey: Have you heard the latest knock-knock joke?1303037956268
Furore23: Downvoting because this twat did not get his badly needed ball-destroying Falcon Kick.1303058022908
Captngeetch: I swear...all college guys must be closet fags...they love to see each others dicks, they always seem to find a way1303058690694
Cracker: I woulda kicked him in the nuts for that1303061509251
Furore23: ^ And you would have been right to do so.1303085896264
Rorix: Ahahahahaha1303134702230
belasco: hahahahahhahaha!1303203822563
Glennocide@wrk: If he had a coffee it would be so funny if in shock he scoled the guys genitals with it now that GIF would make me lol1304523236236
iprobablyhateyou: clearly not the first time that guy saw his junk1304524006837
YuLiekPicturz: Haha clasic1304524979262
Weed: Cock Cock Knocking on Heaven's Door...1304526202264
RKB: hehehehe1304611637696
Anonymous: олжю1304611793647

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Jesus skyscraper knock hello modern society giant
Jesus skyscraper knock hello modern society giant jesus (225) , skyscraper (6) , knock (5) , hello (5) , modern (4) , society (6) , giant (36)

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fiveby5: who's there? jebus. jebus who? jebus fucking christ that's a tiny doorbell.1336697826169
Anonymous: I think that I saw this on the Syfy channel.1336714801185
RubberG: ^ "Attack of the Giant Christ from Outer Space"1336724384257
djh123: dumb.1336726415517
Anonymous: Hello UN may I come in?1337384856690
Poopalotacus: Knock down the UN, GODzilla1347250129485
Uncle Harvey: "I don't care if you're the Ambassador of DISNEYLAND! If you don't have a badge, you're not gettin' in!"1347254437379
Bulbasaur111919: That fucker is like a vending machine to him.1347264915320
Anonymous: call NERV !!!!!1347286773369
Anonymous: NEON GENESIS EVANGELION !!!1347329250528
Anonymous: Jesus, my Mexican gardener, is coming back !!!!1347334668374
Anonymous: SKY-JEW calling1347335446412
Bonefish: Make yourself useful for once Jebus, clean those windows while you're out there.1389835957371
Anonymous: Can I take a minute of your time to speak to you about The Lord?1390252287400

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How to keep Jehovah's Witnesses from knocking
Balls bell religon door knock Balls (151) , bell (4) , religon (7) , door (35) , knock (5)

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Anonymous: scary movie.1266242624331
DutchGuy: ^ it is, but it wasn't.1266243296215
themadhatter666: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1266190521377.jpg1266295900596
Pyro: ^ You must be so proud1266384375841
beepb00p: just a faggot couple's house1266763139915
Anonymous: I'm not even sure about that1321102622144
TinFoilHatGuy: if I had that all teh foggots in teh neighborhood would hang around and lickit1321104240138
TinFoilHatGuy: DO NOT WANT.jpg1321104293322
koda12: lol scary movie 21321133159263
NotSoMuchAnonymous: I would love one of these...1321133524960
Anonymous: where can i get one?1321269527603
Trolololols: College parking lots. Bring chloroform, towel and trash bag with holes in it so she can breathe in your trunk.1321274179416
Anonymous: Join the Jehovah's Witness protection program1321287757340
Nutsack: Like she never seen a nutsack before1355356045993

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NO BALL GAMES
Police swat knock police (258) , swat (4) , knock (5)

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Furore23: I guess those kids were seen shooting hoops.1333500100832
Anonymous: lol1333500656405
SOPA: after years of trolling incoming ....1333508200522
Itzcuintle: WTF is up with the duct-tape?1333537207426
Solution-X: When you run out of cuffs you use zip ties, when you run out of zip ties you use duct-tape...looks like they have a big day ahead of them.1333538302774
Itzcuintle: Seriously, zip-ties don't take any place and don't weigh shit. You don't run out. And duct-tape, well errr. I wouldn't use it, it is strong but if it rips it tares.1333544388285
Solution-X: zipcuffs are pretty expensive though...and ive used duct tape before. the trick is to give them 2 coats, then 2 more while twisting the tape, tehn however many more you want to finish it of. i usually do 3. after that much duct tape they would have to have something to cut the tape and if ive done my job, they dont.1333544629859
r120405: ^ Zipcuffs / Plasticuffs are very inexpensive, less than $5 each, and require far less technique to apply.1333638996350
Anonymous: Someone must have been playing ball games1333641232830
Furore23: ^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I GET IT1333652674337
Cunt81: Have the place rigged to blow if the door is jarred and blow them all to Hell.1336104304730
NobbyNobbs: From now on they'll be playing all their ball games....IN JAIL #sheriffjohnbunnell1340465779396
Anonymous: Are those Russians?1367764017798
Anonymous: You tape the door latches so door don't lock behind you.1367790720527
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Box FAIL knock out
Box FAIL knock out box (51) , FAIL (639) , knock out (1)

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grim: self ko1246792008566
you didnt see aaaany: dont hit yourself! dont hit yourself!1247180671207
Anonymous: lol, how embarassing1247784528294
Anonymous: Its only true fail if their balls are touching^1249546498447
CK: ......wat?1249546758562
Anonymous: is that sum new fetish or what?1249566165360
Anonymous: Is it possible for two queers to stick both their dicks up the other's arses simultaneously?1249624600866
Anonymous: Well is it, Bubble?1249719310931
Answering Service: Bubble is out of the office right now , but if you leave your name and a brief message , she will return with a " FUCK OFF ARSEHOLE " as soon as she returns . Thank you and have a nice day ....1249740520573
Lighted Match: Bubble is KO'd in the ring1249766111631
Bubble: FUCK OFF ARSEHOLE1249767291682
Bubble: Y not ask you dad?1249767322243
Still Anonymous: Why don't you two lay off Bubble and pick on someone your own size and sex . Why is it so fucking hard for you to believe that Bubble might just be a female . Grow some fucking balls and start acting like men . ( I even fucking typed ARSEHOLE up above - The Brit part of me is starting to come out )1249780076598
Anonymous: Still Anonymous: "I even fucking typed ARSEHOLE up above" When you were writing as "Answering Service" OR when you were writing as Bubble? (The latter allegedly from the USA^^) {Your posts follow Bubble's too often - and too soon - for coincidence^^^^)1249784903874

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Knock Knock - Who's There? - A Tsunami LOL!!1!
Tsunami LOL knock tsunami (15) , LOL (62) , knock (5)

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God: that's fucked up1255164784914
Anonymous: i lol´d1258917028443
Anonymous: I lol'd to XD1258947301127
Bubble: loli1258955453920
4chansucks: gay1258956758945
Anonymous: Hahahahaha1258957819878
YPPQ: owned1258960117171
spoon: that's fucked up . . . i lol'd.1262549292885
crackerkiller5: c4c can be cruel sometimes.....1262550707803
google: I say lol!!!!1263105262349
Anonymous: hahahahaahaha1267315460172
DropkickMurphy: So much win1267372586870
Ilold: a tsunami lol!!1! who?1273906272680
Anonymous: /b/1273982736462

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Is there a knock-out pill?
Knock-out pill yahoo question knock-out (1) , pill (3) , yahoo (40) , question (218)

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Anonymous: yes its called lead pipe1254770085933
DutchGuy: i recommend chloroform.1254772868354
THEanon: Kids say the darndest things...1254773105929
Jessica: Note to self: Beware of Dutchguy when he pulls out a handkerchief - Excuse me sweetheart but you have something on your nose. Here let me get that for you with my handkerchief. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me three times and I hope you catch on that I'm horny and who the fuck needs the chloroform.1254775180270
Anonymous: ^ but why 'DutchGuy' he has a small Penis, Weve all seen it *giggle*1262394520699
crackerkiller5: you gonna take that shit dutchguy?1262400117505
Bassman: If he does, it shows that he's got a small penis AND no balls1262480664280
Limerick: Take Jess out to the baaalls game. Take her out to the crowd. Give her your penis there's no need to date. I don't care if she ever wakes up . . . .1271635480501
Warg: ROFLWAFFLE!!!1271653988206
Anonymous: FAIL!1272214459124
Anonymous: seroquel will knock em out for a long time1275739051753
Anonymous: Soocer is just kickball without te bases1275740286193
Anonymous: Does this spell like chloroform to you?1279789401585
Anonymous: rohipnol ftw1279797317598

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