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My dad walked in on me twice!
Story women cucumber masturbate yahoo story (202) , women (376) , cucumber (4) , masturbate (14) , yahoo (40)

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Rorix: LOL, lock the door next time you stupid bitch1314188356747
iprobablyhateyou: nasty ass bitch1314194430172
anal85: lolol1314197744357
Captngeetch: Mmmmmmm cucumbers1314197803381
Captngeetch: bet dad was checking the garbage for days1314198601515
AnotherAnon: 1314199697558
RiddleMeThis: lol - I wonder if she ever petted the neighbour's dog for real - it would've been real friendly, I'm sure . . .1314207050984
Furore23: I sincerely believe that these events truly took place, for real.1314208109384
Anonymous: Wow...............just..............................WOW!1314208434993
anonymule: careful....1314214354275
iprobablyhateyou: 7558 fucking lol1314214445642
Anonymous: NICE1314214601904
MrPerspective: "Best answer"? Can someone pls remind me what the question was, again? 8-P~~~1314323582404
MrPerspective: How derp can you be, wanking @ home with your door unlocked... for the SECOND time?!? Don't you know that many parents are inconsiderate and never knock? Mine sure as f... never did. I agree that Daddykins lingering and lecturing clearly implies something...1314323733544

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Your deceased relatives watch you when you masturbate
Itt dead masturbate ghost itt (354) , dead (134) , masturbate (14) , ghost (10)

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Anonymous: i didnt know my dead relatives were peeping toms1273819772147
Furore23: Why would they wait until they're dead?1273842462800
DutchGuy: that explains the ghostly sniggering seemingly coming from nowhere every time i drop my pants!1273843169664
Anonymous: um ... thanks1273858069179
Anonymous: Are you dead ? Is watching our grandchildren jerk off the highlight of the after life?1273872279987
anon09: You think that's gonna stop me?1273872670253
ghostoftime: I KNEW IT!!!1273887631171
Anonymous: I'd imagine they'd be watching someone who is much hotter than I am.1273927598186
Anonymous: my diseased relatives too1273929452596
darkstan: I'm actually pretty sorry to hear that.1273964031758
TwoFaced: "Son, I am disappoint."1274535546635
Pyro: Enjoy the show1274623642635
Ikeeljewz?: I'd like some freaking privacy please?!? Always taking away my napkins..1274647263594
Ikeeljewz?: Always taking away my napkins..1274647272903

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I've seen you masturbate, and... you're good
Masturbate thread masturbate (14) , thread (1018)

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BeatsOnLosers: Mmhm. Well, until next time, how about a steak, with fava beans and a nice chianti?1247581010840
Anonymous: I am good1247620751785
Anonymous: Awww...You were paying attention...LOL.. :)1247707521530
Samps: Damn right I am. They don't call me "Two-shot-Samps" for nothin'.1248470954487
Anonymous: i've got a fever and the only cure... is moar masturbation1248491517757
Anonymous: christopher walken not anthony hopkins retard1248829124804
skinner: /\ what he said1248829211628
CK: so...when i stuck my dick through that glory hole..that was a chick right???1248832707822
TASTYbacon: NEEDS MOAR COWBELL!!!!!!!1252681019939
brutalninja: thanks!1252725448861
Pyro: Why thank you my good man i appreciate you noticing1252728758109
Anonymous: he's right... i am.1252738929999
jackfrosty: Awwww... Just lots of practice is all! :)1252753545206
Anonymous: told me he didn't saw anyone better1255086847652

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The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died.
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bloodfart: this was funny in 20041317520995133
Vagitarian: It'll be funny forever.1318715604354
Squirrley1: Poor doggie... :(1318717170306
Anonymous: Must have been a neighbor.1318777641410
machineinc: I bet he mad that story up while on shrooms.1318781967752
BnSneky: huh?1318783276457
Anonymous: i'm not even sure what this story is an excuse for.1318868372495
clownichter: Haahahahahhaha wtfffff1318902466660
Anonymous: That sucks.1318978402837
Anonymous: roulette1319148099799
Anonymous: must be black1319154708453
Anonymous: lol that dog sucks1323073441776
Anonymous: shiba liba dípa1390088309350
Anonymous: Here in Iceland we can change one kilo of Icelandic mushroom for one kilo of Hashish in Amsterdam.1390088700291

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Which are you_?
Question fap masturbate cum question (218) , fap (101) , masturbate (14) , cum (323)

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Pyro: 6.1265347134728
roflz: I have no penis.1265348929799
Anonymous: No. 21265370897854
kinganonymous: # 2, just my Laptop... Lmfao!.1265376454324
Anonymous: 6!1265398197424
DutchGuy: used to be 6 but that fucked up the carpet and the wallpaper bad, now i'm 51265412399200
darkstan: That's some honest genius right there. LMFAO!1265621441653
Bubble: 2 3 4 5 only done #4 for money tho, i got 200 pound :) and the other two time i did it i only got 50 each time :( lol it seemed like a good idea at the time, but it aint that bad. You should try it.1265631924962
Anonymous: I fucked all your wives while you were doining it! HAHAHAHA1265632115889
Bubble: i'm not stupid enough to have a wife.1265636873506
Anonymous: i´m not wife enough to have a stupid1265693915805
PUSSYDESTROYER: new and improved sicko version. I'm a 7. lookout bitches.1265697087997
PUSSYDESTROYER: 1265697112747
Anonymous: number 6 ruined my carpet too.1272728183565

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ITT: HOW YOU DISCOVERED FAPPING
ITT thread fap masturbate question ITT (354) , thread (1018) , fap (101) , masturbate (14) , question (218)

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Bubble: so, so, sooooo long ago i can't rember1266090320671
aNOMynous: I humped my mattress and stopped at that weird but nice feeling...1266090501848
Anonymous: ^ lol, me too.1266095739167
iprobablyhateyou: i was young.... i called it the pleasure boner1266108742240
LR: Learned about sex ed. in 5th grade, and I thought, "Cool, orgasms sound nice and apparently I'm too young to cum yet." Turns out I wasn't... I had to clean the bedsheets afterwards, heh.1266141796856
perrcyveering: my mother taught me.............1266174878828
Bubble: are you the lad whos mother posted in yahoo questions?^1266177248896
Sparty: probally when i was 4yo1266191187354
Jovi: some fat dude told me to pull it faster when it starts to feel different and so i did it when i got home and locked myself in the bathroom.... asshole started a lifetime of an addiction1266195473265
Anonymous: my cousin shoewd me then made me do a puppet show with it... kinda fucked with my head1266247728102
Pyro: Dont worry bout all that1266384454560
Anonymous: ummmmmm i invented faping1266403467374
Anonymous: I first started touching it to make it hard. Then I didn´t know what to do. Then on a vacation with a group of youths, someone told me how to wank properly. But I wasn´t able to cum back then.1269125557427
beepb00p: My Grandms showed me how she showed my dad.1269161821102

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