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Penguin photo
Penguin photo penguin (28) , photo (1832)

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kinganonymous: Rofl, i got mindfuck just see a dude, :P1261815529269
Anonymous: Seeing a guy fucked with your mind? You do realize that means you're gay, right? its cool if you are, no one is gonna kill you or anything, it is just something you need to come to terms with, or learn to type in fucking engllish.1261815781852
kinganonymous: ^ i learn to type in fucking English. lol1261816847923
Anonymous: Cool, so then I didn't misread your first post.... fag.1261817103408
Squirrely1: Tri force???1261830088873
Robbatan: this pengus scare me1286628309111
fingerofdoom: lawlz1286635927854
Anonymous: AND THE MARCH OF THE PENGUINS TURNS VIOLENT1289467887987
Flarp: Marching the penguin? Yayaing the sisterhood? Finding Nemo?1289468568535

aval
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nigel: just dumb1316483827435
Anonymous: looks like you go bowling here1316532431627
STDrepository: LOOOL i set this as my desktop background for like a week before i noticed the Guys head photoshopped on one of the penguins, needless to say its no longer my background.1328066906369
Anonymous: Second penguin from the left whispers: "Don't look now, but there's a winfag in disguise! Let's fuck him up after the meeting!"1458581703682

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Penguin shit
Penguin shit penguin (28) , shit (237)

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Anonymous: fuck I hate birds1248375123995
Creyson: bullseye!1248385218995
Anonymous: Shouldnt of had that curry.....1248390935987
Anonymous: look ma no hands1248396411340
Hughbie: the force of that shit pushed it into its sibling....or its trying to multitask and is trying to ass fuck its sibling...1248397067772
rubberduckaziller: FIRE!1254417774891
Bubble: Their mom sure looks worried... anal prolaps aint a good thing.1254418617408
Anonymous: fire in the hole1254420201931
Anonymous: AAAAAAAAAAAAAW !1254449321212
brutalninja: Nice shot!1254584213701
Drilldo!: I can honestly say that I have never seen a penguin's asshole before...1254632228320
Anonymous: Oh so that's how I shot web1254633717749
TASTYbacon: I must go poopie ,,, OH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU1254634740326
Anonymous: POOT!1254646796607

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Old penguin photo
Old penguin photo old (173) , penguin (28) , photo (1832)

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BuggerChan: Off the telly, then?1252781327521
Anonymous: "Fuck you i'm a penguin"1260060610147
Anonymous: " Granny.....tits of GTF Offa my sofa...."1260062806159
Sinonymous: YOUR sofa? This is MY house BITCHGUIN and as soon as I have finished my grey, I'm going to stick that beak so far up your arse that I'll pull it out of your beak. I mean realy!?!1260122910538
Anonymous: dooby dooby doo1260156201532
bridget: I FUCKING KNEW IT!1260156244450
Moongrim: Surprise Butt Seks1271891437959
Anonymous: I'm a penguin. Fuck yeah.1271891757900
bluemonkey101021: It is now time for the penguin atop your television to explode"1272938802189
Anonymous: I say old bean do you mind making me some,1273004820134
Anonymous: march of the penguins1273527627626
Anonymous: small imperator1286459139598
Anonymous: Deal with it bitch.1411014908503
liplocker_code3: Tux having a serious conversation about operating system security with old granny Winwhores.1411313972589

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HAVE GIRL AT BARBER SHOP CUT YOUR HAIR - DON'T SAY A SINGLE WORD THE ENTIRE TIME
Barber penguin social awkward barber (2) , penguin (28) , social (8) , awkward (9)

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Anonymous: hehe did that1300557625671
Harvey: :)1300569283900
Harvey: True story.1300569297622
ajmisback: lol done it1300645480903
Anonymous: number 4 buzz, in and out in 5 minutes1300651376303
Finest: ya,,,they dont give happy endings so wtf?1300659969921
DriftRocket: Faggot ?1300704366895
Anonymous: pic does not make sense1301516708430
BnSneky: Lame1301517202302
Weed: Now why would I do that?1301517752544
Seagull: Theres good reason to do that at the shop i go to1301538304359
Anonymous: Been there, done that. But i'm deaf...1301540875466
djh123: so fucken what1314791272870
Sarsaday: Beats talking about where you're NOT going on holiday.1314791515775

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SEND EMAIL - IMMEDIATELY GO TO SENT ITEMS AND READ IT AGAIN
Mail penguin mail (9) , penguin (28)

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RubberG: yup, all the time. Especialy when I answer a retarded question I get on Ebay about items I have for sale.1316959854745
YuLiekPicturz: Lol i do this a lot..1316968570382
Anonymous: You got me...1316982051988
Anonymous: me too1316995750332
KofeeAnon: yeah, guilty1316998063504
djh123: hahahaha Yep1317003710919
MrSandyNigger: sigh1317233673949
Lickathesplit: Busted :P1317374048908
MAD NIGGERISH: constantly1328101641452
applekack: All the time1423342159491
Anonymous: set a filter to always cc anything incoming to yourself1423432686980
Anonymous: kill yourself1423432993343
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Art 4chan painting irl velociraptor penguin nyan cat meme decoration
Art 4chan painting irl velociraptor penguin nyan cat meme decoration art (1148) , 4chan (628) , painting (71) , irl (126) , velociraptor (6) , penguin (28) , nyan (20) , cat (894) , meme (83) , decoration (7)

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Furore23: These belong in the Louvre.1305475122621
jonas21: beautiful, absolutely beautiful1305475180909
Rorix: The 4Chan Arts Gallery1305479018453
davebaldacci: Oh god oh man oh god oh man1305629738692
djh123: cute :)1305629809885
chumpno1: you should cut your ear off1305631947735
Anonymous: Photography is a unfocused bump.1305633927938
Anonymous: *an1305633967439
MrSandyNigger: Agree with Furore. But it's too good to be there. This stuff needs its own motherfucking monument.1307364346207
Anonymous: id so buy them1308733988941
Anonymous: you should call yourself Pablo Big'Asshoe !1308735101595
crazyassmofo: who did this?1308760818275
Furore23: ^ ManWhore did - he's named after South Korean comic books.1308761267561
HWOOD: swiney's art collection??1308763445695

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CUM EARLY - CONTINUE THRUSTING WITH FLACID COCK
Penguin awkward cum penguin (28) , awkward (9) , cum (323)

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Anonymous: been there, done that.1306504550515
Anonymous: yup,1306507217584
Captngeetch: I think this is a right of passage for every young male...lol1306507481384
Anonymous: No such thing as cumming early.1306553269885
bingolong: there needs to be a t-shirt for this1306606245343
fiveby5: "early" just means you get that post-fuck cigarette a little sooner1306910353883
Anonymous: when i cum, it's always at just the right time for me.1307261332551
Anonymous: THEN I POOP.1308302507834
Anonymous: im always afraid the condom will fall off after the semen splashes everywhere and makes my cock slick, so i don't usually do this for too long...1308342136877
BnSneky: early? naw1308342290664
Anonymous: i came in 30 seconds once - shit was awesome1308349751977
Anonymous: Flaccid is spelled with two 'c's.1316181018472
Anonymous: ^And you think these 12 year olds would notice1316182155233
godslayer90: win:D1316189410108

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REMEMBER SOMETHING STUPID YOU DID - SAY "FUCK" OUT LOUD
Penguin fail tourettes penguin (28) , fail (639) , tourettes (3)

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Anonymous: thought i was the only one doing that.1282870923361
lilly's hammer: more than i admit.1282957154327
Pyro: many many times1282978523413
Slytherin Princess: I so do that constantly! lol1283184335618
Anonymous: ...sometimes i think it's borderline tourettes for me...not just saying fuck, but "cocksuckers!" and "nigger fish sandwich!"1285324705238
ElCapitan: usually followed by a chuckle1285328618359
Ogchlosome: i need to yell, thanks!1285450077540
ErlKonigVinz: FUCK'd your sister1285450964406
Anonymous: Once or twice a day for the last 15 years1288421360848
Leashedhate: FUCK! I just commented on this post.1288427361991
Anonymous: well now i dont feel like such a cunt1288440633906
BnSneky: no1288441175569
waberlohe: FUCK OUT LOUD1290614309443
Lickathesplit: I just said it, did you here ??1290656869358

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Seal penguin gore hi-res background death
Seal penguin gore hi-res background death seal (28) , penguin (28) , gore (629) , hi-res (738) , background (467) , death (91)

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Anonymous: chunks-a-whale new from the chef1274826991318
Anonymous: its a penguin1274838235321
CreepisKryp: I'll bet it's good as duck.1274849232199
Anonymous: damn nature1276950917775
Anonymous: bon´appetit ;-)1276951647341
Ferrum: serves you right TUX!1278281610979
Anonymous: Damn nature you scary!!!1278291593181
Anonymous: ^^ We are nature, Imagine them seeing what we do.1278331943781
Anonymous: happy feet no more1278333623571
KnooP: It WAS a penguin!1278359004224
Anonymous: Heads you lose!1278359124258
Anonymous: Leopard Seals - the NIGGERS of the Antartic Seas!!1278365931374
ElCapitan: damn, good job cameraman1278367783257
Anonymous: penguin got raped1279939854924

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Penguin seal eat nature head rip
Penguin seal eat nature head rip penguin (28) , seal (28) , eat (37) , nature (313) , head (183) , rip (25)

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Grund1e: Disney left this part out.1332984045570
Anonymous: he's literally ripping his spleen out1333037909590
blueburn: nooooooooooo....mumbo!1333571735208
GibblesNBits: nom nom nom1333588752804
Anonymous: FATALITY!1345691198674
Oldandevil: Fucking pussy! Same shit happened to Chilly Willy and he just put on a Band-Aid and some Neosporin and got back to work.1345692175978
Buster Hymen: One of those Pop-Top Penguins...1345705780652
Bonefish: Aww, the leopard seal wants to play.1345706149689
prince edward: oh snap1345730005930
Chanonymous: Seals are cute1345730766414
Anonymous: no more happy feet1345736563182
nogodjustBallin: fuck yeah1346815054301
Anonymous: freshest meat you can eat1369408625230
Anonymous: well..happy feet pissed him off and he said he would rip the little shits head off.1392887123939

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Penguin seal jump
Penguin seal jump penguin (28) , seal (28) , jump (151)

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Arsonist: deal with it1308264432957
Thanos: lmfao fuck you fatty1308364681885
nigel: penquins win1308365293757
Anonymous: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH Motherfucking penguins have cold feet!1308642765112
Anonymous: luled hard1308643148897
Furore23: Hysterical!1308677275497
Anonymous: The seal is a typical republican; the penguin is a typical democrat - and that's how it's gonna' be ALL YEAR!!!1308677447237
O_o: penguin best friend haha1309615187541
Lickathesplit: MOOOAAARRR !!!1309630746945
AnonymousR: Fucking cunt penguin!!! I was dreaming of sammiches and buckets1309757544943
Anonymous: DEAL WITH IT.1310523527313
Hughbie: love it...seal cracks the shits...penguin is like "whatever dude"....catch me if you can...1310882847116
Anonymous: ^lol "cracks the shits". in what part of the world is that an expression? or is it yours?1311131710346
Anonymous: lol trolled1311132020270

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Bastard penguin
Bastard penguin bastard (3) , penguin (28)

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Anonymous: lol, an oldie but a good one1251256834745
jackfrosty: One in every bunch...1252241814875
Hughbie: yeah, one dipshit and always one who's ready for that dipshit to come along...kinda like here...just there are more dipshits than those ready for them.1252248199150
SheikYabhutti: Penguin punking1262650119314
Anonymous: bah lol1262726427137
crackerkiller5: lol, you bastard!!!1262728746779
Anonymous: First forward I ever got I'm sure. Actually, monkey drinking his pee, but this was teh second.1279304914508
djh123: pwned1312493277766
BnSneky: hahahahaha1312493380401
Last_Resort: Ha ha, older than the internet but timeless1312501617883
Anonymous: I've been surfing online more than three hours lately, but I by no means discovered any attention-grabbing article like yours. It's pretty price sufficient for me. In my opinion, if all web owners and bloggers made good content as you probably did, the web shall be much more useful than ever before.1373878087154
Anonymous: Hmm it appears like your blog ate my first comment (it was extremely long) so I guess I'll just sum it up what I wrote and say, I'm thoroughly enjoying your blog. I too am an aspiring blog blogger but I'm still new to everything. Do you have any tips for inexperienced blog writers? I'd definitely appreciate it.1373881234160
Anonymous: DIs mother fucker ^ is clearly lost!!!!1373903076840
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You Always know the answers - but you never Raise your hand because it Would be Humiliating if you were Wrong
Penguin advice penguin (28) , advice (280)

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DarbyCrash: PENGUWIN1275467781995
Anonymous: true1275488526360
Fatjesus85: Wow this guy is just like me!!!1277176497746
crackerkiller5: hell yes1277177241324
YuLiekPicturz: welcome to my world lol1278971535607
the7rafe7: how you so know?1278974738293
Jovi: you know me so well, socially awkward penguin :(1278998638916
Flarp: I don't raise my hand because none of the people believe the answers anyway, even with proof and work shown. The average person is an idiot. But it takes a real fail to be so fucking ignorant as to be oblivious to what is right in front of your face.'1284266416773
sUNz: sooooooooooo trueeeee!!!1284286536838
chrud: if you raised your hand, you couldn't hear all of the other humiliating responses from those less fortunate.1284311769311
Anonymous: oh so true1284341255902
Flarp: There was some guy in the news over here that raped his daughter. I was in a discussion group trying to explain what I felt was wrong with the justice system. This stupid bitch starts yappin about how only criminals have rights, blah blah blah. And, yes, if it's proven he raped his own kid he certainly deserves something, and I ain't talking about a cookie. But, this bitch had no ability to even->1284355045678
Flarp: --> process the idea of "Fair, and unimpartial trial." She also said everything should be guilty until proven innocent. She said that he should be sentenced based soley on an accusation. In her mind, media says it, must be true. I finally got fed up trying to explain fairness and justice to this chimp (Jenny) and Said, you do not deserve freedom with your mindset. Who did the crowd cheer on? her.1284355210975
Anonymoose: wdf i never get this problem. idc.1292850391623

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MOM WALKS IN ROOM SCROLL DOWN SO SHE DOESNT SEE TITS - THERES A DICK
Penguin advice penguin (28) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: lol1249148131231
BeatsOnLosers: Smooth move, faggot.1250894491384
flagdog49: bahaha1251114995685
chuzzle: so true :/1251120247418
jackfrosty: Classic...1251123257505
BuggerChan: I can explain, Mom, Mom ...1252790845731
sqwrrl: :| how do you know?1258012019547
Anonymous: how did they know this happened to me??? :O1258344197268
DasNoobinstein: i like how its tagged under "advice"1262488835368
crackerkiller5: *facepalm*1262502244585
Anonymous: FUUUUUUUUUUUU!1262504060539
anonymous: I fucking lol'd1272081870503
Anonymous: ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu1277450507602
nukubu: hahahaha epic truth1277450668982

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The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid
Meme penguin awkward sarcasm stupid thread meme (83) , penguin (28) , awkward (9) , sarcasm (10) , stupid (54) , thread (1018)

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Skiddlydoop: You understand my pain penguin friend1331754768109
fiveby5: i had an ex-gf that thought my sarcasm was an alien language from the negative zone.1331770227375
Itzcuintle: My sarcasm combined with my far-fetched dark sexual puns make people just stare in bewilderment sometimes, that stupifying look amuses me.1331770606621
Quantum69: I'm not sarcastic @ the least bit. I'm serious in everything i say about everyone.1332842293905
BnSneky: ^really1332842366298
Quantum69: ^Fuck yeah, problem?1332842527187
BnSneky: fuck, no problem bro, y u no buy a shirt and relax1332843000287
The Original Spoon: Lol @ Quantum. Well played.1341713374742
Anonymous: I am Anonymous, I do not know that 'awkwardness' you describe.1341714524272
Anonymous: been there b41341714548652
SinisterME: Previous poster just didn'tget the comment above his = EPIC FAIL.. HAHAHA1341729072761
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TRY TO MASTURBATE - DOOR FLYS OPEN
Advice penguin advice (280) , penguin (28)

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king leonidids: fucking hell it just did1257156288988
Anonymous: happened to me soo many times1257220705145
Tznu: Bad times.1257247655693
Anonymous: MOM!!!! I'm combing my HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!1257260208615
sqwrrl: IM HAVING A PRIVATE MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!1258011486122
\m/: I never masturbate . I fuck my girlfriend . LOL you fucking losers. The only time you faggots ever felt a pussy on your tiny schwangs is when your whore mother shatted you out her smelly cunt!1258081460859
Anonymous: \m/ be trippin balls... IF YOU ARE ON THIS SITE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR PRON YOU STUPID THINK YOUR AWESOME CUZ YOU CAN TYPE \M/ ASSWIPE WHO CANT EVEN USE CORRECT TENSE.1258081587130
Pyro: first of all i hav a daughter named Susan second of all Never? U have never masturbated? well we all know thats hard for u to do when u loose ur tweesers1258081689245
YPPQ: ill be honest...i do even though im 11, and its a little embaressing, and sad. im really trying to stop, ill always be doing it again tommorrow1259569571800
Hughbie: Why try to stop son? Go for gold, go for glory..fap till you can't fap no more.1259584918242
crackerkiller5: happened once when i was 111259597841853
YPPQ: hughbie..that makes me feel better. thanks1259638653476
The Man: 6 times without stopping. Awww Yeeaahh.1267483307592
heywood jablomi: every fukin time man1272350958552

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SEE SOMETHING HILARIOUS - TRY TO DESCRIBE IT AND FAIL
Advice penguin advice (280) , penguin (28)

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Anonymous: OH wow this picture is so funny! It was like, this penguin on a blue backround and he was like... Uh, I forgot what he said but it was really funny lol!1249850748676
mynamehere: your comment was so funny! no--wait. it wasnt1261187196611
YuLiekPicturz: Lol my friend does this like every fucking day... i dont have friends..1278972307733
Limerick: He tells you he doesn't have friends? Bad friend. Lose his ass. I'm sure you have plenty more . . . .1281214231564
Kittycat.: My life.1281219824229
Anonymous: My dick.1281452550661
Anonymous: prick1287960394863
Anonymoose: trick1292850357225
Anonymous: always1298211425383
djh123: this one time in band camp... oh look a butterfly...1312882913979
The Original Spoon: I did this recently and it made me mad. Stupid friends with no humor.1334010553609
veranet: Great joke, fuck up punch line. FFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!!!1334011496690
Anonymous: lol, my gf does this like this too, quite funny, would want to marry her later, might change her name to something else than .mpeg1334011865672
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WAIT FOR RIGHT TIME TO SAY SOMETHING - GET INTERRUPTED
Social penguin awkward social (8) , penguin (28) , awkward (9)

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fiveby5: i always just counter-interrupt1300404892561
GalacticStar: Interrupting is fun!1300451428625
Anonymous: uuh ok..1301516712524
Anonymous: sister1301516845285
Weed: The best kind of cock blocking.1301517816958
BnSneky: still fuckin lame1301518906851
GridLocK: " have nothing to say" "get asked many questions"1301755153730
Dr Pwn: C-C-C-COMBO!1303727274877
Holy Fook: My mother in law is a right old cunt and does this all the fucking time. And it's always something fucking boring about how great her drug addict slut of a daughter is.1303730432177
Anonymous: Doesnt that make your wife a drug addicted slut?1303737509607
Holy Fook: ^ ha! I wish! No no, I'm female. It's my boyfriends sister that is the druged out slut. And not a good kind of drugged out slut, she all sorts of "psychologically damaged" and a pain in the ass. 30 years old, can't hold a job, and acts likes she's 14. I'm 26.1303738348797
zORRO: ^post tits plz1303738455130
Holy Fook: ^ it would have been more interesting if I'd replied with something like "yes, my wifes a cracked out whore, wanna see pics?". But meh.1303738485165
djh123: i hate when that happens1315378893855

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Penguin wtf
Penguin wtf penguin (28) , wtf (513)

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Dr. Dietmar Posselt: individualism1265573006283
Ronson: niggers always outnumber the honky1265756903120
Cherry: Tsk Tsk.1265762836871
Grammar Nazi: haha he's excluded from the circle jerk1265763459115
KarmaPickles: newfag sees CPers circle jerking...1265768261723
Illunimati23: oh, those ~ Abdominal Stars!!! ~ youtube.c o m/watch?v=p2uIJqqOlQw1268281111918
Limerick: Fucking sneetches.1268497641791
Sparty: faggots?1268506807756
DCook: *Shh-shh...here he comes.*1271205520772
Warg: Yeah... that's me in high school.1271230667890
darkwing duck 421: fukin looozer1272869459340
Anonymous: Guys, just a groupe jerk...1272916293716
Anonymous: 113795 oh :-)1272916684435
Anonymous: you dont need those guys...1287960518130

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TELL RAPE JOKE TO GIRL - GIRL WAS RAPED
Penguin advice rape penguin (28) , advice (280) , rape (208)

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Anon: Dfdsgfs1271408630539
Anonymous: I actually done this once1271410406324
the7rafe7: yeah it seems like whenever i bring up rape theres some sensitive bitch who was raped and takes it all personal.. fuck1271415435602
ManChowder: i told a girl once that i had a 'rapist wit' and she told me she was raped a couple years ago. i just couldn't help but laugh. she called me a prick and never spoke to me again.1271531112760
Anonymous: Never tell girls rape-jokes unlike you're gonna to shoo her xD1271534540961
theCrimsonChin: HAHA that actually made me lol1271537856165
Anonymous: epic win1272310081299
Greg: lol1272319542939
Anonymous: kool1272954627756
crackerkiller5: i lol'd1272961058817
Randy: "TELL RAPE JOKE TO GIRL GIRL WAS RAPED" WITH YOUR SICK HUMOR1273268737118
Greg: lol then u laugh harder and walk off1273308054157
Anonymous: Walk off like penguin does, it's a double win.1273314039798
mrisom2009: i did this to a fat chink girl after the first time we had sex. that was the last time we had sex too:)1273603510137

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Forever alone me gusta penguin xzibit poster meme drawing
Forever alone me gusta penguin xzibit poster meme drawing forever alone (39) , me gusta (3) , penguin (28) , xzibit (31) , poster (15) , meme (83) , drawing (168)

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Quantum69: DAWWWWWWW, your fleshlight is one lucky girl =P1323602603891
Furore23: Lame but goofily loveable.1323604764994
Anonymous: Must've been hard drawing this without your gf seeing it considering you were using her to draw it1323613735456
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Whale penguin
Whale penguin whale (35) , penguin (28)

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ghostoftime: Penguin: Hey guys watch this...........NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Buddies: He ded ....yep he ded1273780136230
Uncoolio: 5 Points for touching the nose, 10 points for the tongue - talk about X sports!!1273781510260
balder: hands clean!1273782129845
Anonymous: me next - my turn! aw - pink fluffy!1273853720565
rome_: gotta take shit head on sometimes, fuck that whale1273864714854
rome_: oh fuck, totally reminds me of this is sparta and kicks that mother fucker off1273864747448
my99Busa: ffffffffuuuuuuuuu1276402337278
Anonymous: Look what i can do!1276496426841
Kareloko: Fast food.1276989798718
Grave: those little bastards pushed him!1276991373359
Anonymous: did he died?1276992884609
Grave: Penguins don't die.1276993005734
Anonymous: Last one in's a rotten...oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiit!1277028572443
BananeKiwi: THIS IS SPARTA!1277062098291

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WANT TO COMFORT A SAD FRIEND - NOT SURE IF SHOULD HUG. AWKWARDLY HOVER ARMS AROUND THEM
Penguin awkward comfort penguin (28) , awkward (9) , comfort (1)

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YuLiekPicturz: is this just me or?1286540039513
sickfuck88: buy them a whore1287002194928
Anonymous: yuliek: nah, add +1 at least.1290890744503
Limerick: Sex them.1292531211118
chrud: when in doubt, cockslap1294600330800
Anonymous: When in doubt- Rohypnol!1313369011867
NorwayJunkie: ^God damn don't waste them eat them yourself1319046478529
Anonymous: Suck his dick. That should make him happy.1319048323230
InternetH8Machine: sad friend= RAEP TIME!1319048725310
Anonymous: next time, just try to slip your hand into his underpants and gently prepare his anus for further "comforting".1319054184474
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GIRL WANTS TO LISTEN TO WHAT SONG YOUR LISTENING TO - THE SONG IS ABOUT NECROPHILIA
Necrophilia penguin story necrophilia (4) , penguin (28) , story (202)

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Anonymous: Don't feel socially awkward, Mr. Pengiun, she may be into it. Slide!1258418088915
anonymous: the song is called A Little Piece of Heaven by A7X1258421251193
Swiney: ^WOOO Avenged Sevenfold ROCK!!!!1258421440606
Anonymous: It´s fuckin Slayer \m/1258477919843
cogent: Mortuary, dead of night, the bodies start to rise..1259379235237
Anonymous: necropedophile by cannibal corpse i think ?1259448305355
Anonymous: Assuming girl will actually listen to or understand the lyrics1259565315349
YPPQ: linkin park-numb1259648177351
User43: Strung Out : Exhumation of Virginia Madison1265177798722
rubberduckazilla: slayer - necromaniac , cannbal corpse - necropeadophille, god i can go on for ever....just look at my itunes1265233488781
Anonymous: i cum blood - cannibal corpse1265870761340
mr.quimper: necrophiliac love song by steven lynch1265954402524
Pyro: You win this round ^1265955765669
Anonymous: Voltaire - Dead Girls1276760253751

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YOUR BEST FRIEND GETS MARRIED - YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP
Advice penguin advice (280) , penguin (28)

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AnonWHYmous: So Ronery1261780535420
Anonymous: Fuck his wife1261787580111
Anonymous: Fuck him1287960558606
Anonymous: best friend still asks you to set him up with chicks!1288481830482
Leashedhate: Fuck EVERYTHING!1288482838871
sickfuck88: you're a fucking loser1289869035299
sickfuck88: so fuck you1289869057724
ElCapitan: 3 years later - Best friend gets fatter, dresses gayer, can't go anywhere w/o permission, then asks how it feels to have no one to answer to, come & go as you please, and bang whoever comes on to you?1289877269646
crackerkiller5: *sad*1289885514134
Anonymous: Take comfort in knowing that since most marriages end in divorce, eventually that friend is going to ask if he could be your room mate.1289887116377
Munster: Wait... what?...1289891681117
Flarp: Does it coun't if the girl he's marrying used to schlep my sproinster?1289896711210
Anonymous: Yeah, but now she looks like a crack whore so I'm cool with it.1289896807856
Furore23: You're the winner in this equation. Short version: live your own life; hookers and fapping.1306422261954

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WOMEN CHECKING ME OUT - FEEL PARANOID
Paranoid penguin paranoid (3) , penguin (28)

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Invailid: bin there, done that1274984456389
Bubble: killed a cat, made a hat1274984568262
iprobablyhateyou: shot a deer, fucked a queer1274985976915
Anonymous: In da rear! Oh Dear!..1274987284366
Anonymous: C-C-C-Combobreaker1274989324785
Bubble: like an ice-skater, only a little later1274990701923
iprobablyhateyou: chronic masturbator, diaper raper1274992151175
Furore23: Forced a meme, ate ice cream.1276881103637
Anonymous: ...watching a soccer stream.1276902858928
Anonymous: In a fucking bookstore. Perhaps they were impressed by my knowledge of Dostoyevski?1276992148637
Swiney: stole eggs from a quail, went to jail1276997337383
Sasi: Women checking me out, feel paraguayan.1277022140734
Anonymous: Blew a seal, (we had a deal).1277022357878
rome_: skull fucked a goat, made a coat1277024237574

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RUN INTO A POLE WHILE YOU'RE WALKING - RUN INTO THE NEXT ONES AND PRETEND YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE
Penguin pole advice penguin (28) , pole (13) , advice (280)

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Pyro: ok1255957194507
Tznu: Lmao....1256813648863
Anonymous: how could you run into a pole if you're walking?1274825327425
crackerkiller5: bricks will be shat1274830431721
that guy: ha ha..1274882028966
Anonymous: close enongh1277449471991
Anonymous: never happened to me..1287960456676
Anonymous: you should look up, you f*cking emo, then it wouldnt have never happened in the first place1288010656183
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