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ajmisback: ^ exactly thats where my ex went haha

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Antiphon: For the LuLs

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anonymous: because the voice of almighty god would drive a mentally stable person insane and god gets very lonely sitting up there so he creates retards for someone to talk to. that and he knows no one will believe them when they claim god raped them

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Finest: and here i thought a man and a woman created children and "God" let things fall as they may :( i need to learn more

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SLIPPY: Why does a op create retarded threads?

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God: Duh! How else would I get worshippers.

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Anonymous: if we are created in the image of the big guy, then just maybe, he can does real stupid things to just as we do?

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Alkarnur: So there'd be someone to worship him. But then again how come someone perfect need anything, let alone worshipping.

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Anonymous: revenge on buddhists

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Greeft: I don't know OP, why do you think he made you?

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ajmisback: ^lol gee thanks greeft!!!

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ajmisback: lol and slippy where are your most awesome threads lols??

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al: He doesn't create retards, they're just democrats, ignore them.

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Anonymous: there is no god and nature is indifferent and cruel. it's up to use to create heaven. execute the retards

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Munster: Because of the weather...

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Lickathesplit: Retards are raised into retardism, a "god" has nothng to do with it, the universe however will stop their timeline via evolutionairy process, and reap their 'good' elements, thus recycling effects you to...

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mizakanator: suck it christian fags! you hate gays, but god made man in his image so god is gay cockfags!!!

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Greeft: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1yxDWxUIM0

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Focktor: to post stupid threads!

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blackal: Retards are possessed by evil demons, didn't anybody watch "The Exorcist".

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Phadrus: So you could leave this post.

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VodkaMadness: onepieceislife.chatango. com/ cum chat wit meh

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Tylo: 'cause he has a sense of humor

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Munster: Because god was a lazy fucker like me... like you... like him...

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Anonymous: you mean atheists?

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Limerick: Whales can become a very lonely place.

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Munster: That's right Jonas... i mean Pinocchio...

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Phadrus: Do you really want to go to outer space? Just think of it!

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Anonymous: I lul'd hard!

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Grund1e: Retards were a 1st draft for niggers and sand niggers

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ajmisback: Being gay is a choice! Nobody is created gay!

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ajmisback: ^ @ mizakanator

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Phadrus: If being gay is a choice, then there are no "gay people". What are they? ... Straight people on a dick-sucking spree?

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Weed: Well, after the scandals in Ancient Greece and the whole Jesus-thing, God knew he had to do something about all them unwanted pregnancies, I mean the child support bills were starting to pile up- and you know God sure as hell wasn't going to use no f*cking condom. So, he did what any reasonable man would have done in that situation- he made sure the bitches couldn't be trusted.

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Anonymous: so they can populate websites like this

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Anonymous: It's haad out here fo' a simp!

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Anonymous: Because if we lived in a sublime and absolutely perfect world, we would have no real freedom of choice... Same thing applies if the world were to be absolutely evil and corrupted by malice and imperfection; what freedom of choice (for example) did Polish Jews have in 1939?

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Anonymous: God was a dead-beat dad who failed to pay child support for his kid!

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Lickathesplit: agree with phadrus on this one, being gay is about acceptance of your feelings, what your surroundings think of it is irrelevent..

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Limerick: Well ajmisback meant, I think, that there's no predisposition for humans being gay. This is probably true but that doesn't make it any more of a choice just as painters cannot help but paint and scholars cannot help but teach. It's a choice of persona and so, not a choice.

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Lickathesplit: Hmm, kinda disagree, you are born without constrictions of sexual behavier, if not for morals & values (brought to you by various religions) were thaught, a (male/female) person would be capable to have sex with man, woman, animals or whatever your fixation was at that moment.

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Phadrus: I don't know if this is true, but I heard that in the good ole' days @ 100 A.D. there was no "gay" or "straight" or "bi-sexual", there was only "sex". There were no categories.

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Lickathesplit: Don't want to be a bore, but sex is evolutionary, it is inprinted in you, why else would baby's masturbate in the woomb ? what visions would come upon them while masturbating ? My guess would be that they are experimenting with sexual feelings (or however you describe a attack of hornyness) and how to releive.

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Hellcat1138: here here lol

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Anonymous: Because life is a little nicer with some Forrest Gumps running around in it.

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ajmisback: phadrus being gay is not a disease, its a choice, guys choose whether or not to be a cocksucker!

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Uncle Harvey: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, just be thankful you're here

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Anonymous: respect the gump! he may be retarded but least he smarter than palin.

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Phadrus: ajmisback>> My being somewhat gay is a choice. And I mean to be the best cocksucker the world has ever seen! NEXT!!!....

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Phadrus: All kidding aside. "Choice" is just an illusion. You have no choice. Think about it.

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Grave: Because he needs them to follow him!

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Anonymous: ^^ 5139. I choose not to think about it.

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Anonymous: because ahteists are so easy to make fun at

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mizakanator: hehehe

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tomas: wny does a perfect God create morons who write "nigger" on chans and can't spell a fucking thing.

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Brainless-M'Baata: Because God didn't expect humans to inbreed or make poison-"medicine", and poison that is dumped in the sea... too many people on earth.

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The Evil Twin: Even God likes to have a good laugh!

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ajmisback: LOL please dont take me as offensive........LOL

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Weed: Me too. After the neighborhood drug dealer got arrested in '08, all we've got is bad weed.

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Anonymous: for the lulz, aaah too late. shit.

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Anonymous: wow. b really is retarded. "lol luk at mii. im so smrat dat im an afeist." what jewfags.

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Phadrus: 7898>> Hey! I resemble that remark! lol

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Anonymous: God created man in his image. God created retards. Therefore, God is a retard.

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Anonymous: the more religious a country is, more gay people you find, so god is gay

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Anonymous: Teh MOAR retarded 6619's you find in a country, teh MOAR anonfagz you will find there.

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Anonymous: ^ the more butthurt i will find the more i will troll, give me your soul fartfuck

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Midgeinc: Must have a sense of humor?

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Anonymous: retards created god and even bigger retards follow other retards that are retarded for millennia

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user775: because god is selfish and he wan't to play a game where only he can win and be an asshole

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Anonymous: So the helmet manufacturers can make some money.

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Anonymous: ^ lol

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lictor: Why do retards imagine gods

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Anonymous: The Prefection of G-d's creation, is in its Inprefection.

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MarkosT: This earth is just a rough draft - if the perfect is way up there, and Retards are way down there, you're still at the basement level

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danielsimba: so he can have friends

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Kennedy: OMG STDU BALBLAB WHY DOES GOD!? what make syou think god does anything. this world, this life isnt supposed to be perfect, thats why he leaves us to fuck up and qiper our own asses

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Shawnix: Like I mentioned in a previous post....no one's perfect....even God lol

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Anonymous: Without Retards, he'd have no worshippers.

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RiddleMeThis: If god created everything, then the existence of shit must lead to the deduction that god is an arsehole (courtesy of Tim Minchin et. al.)

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AZO: God ran away from his fail a long time ago

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NightStrike12: we need to manipulate people? :S

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Anonymous: Because we need someone to laugh at...

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trollll: to teach all the normals to be human

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BnSneky: for shits and giggles

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Anonymus Bosch: evaluative capitalisation is evaluative.

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Anonymous: To show his real perfectness in comparison to idiots!

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Anonymous: there is NO God ,but a lot of american Retards

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Anonymous: only god is perfect and this proves it

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Flarp: Because he's following the Machiavellian rules to not put anyone in power above you. HA!

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Anonymous: don't forget about fags...

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Anonymous: There is no god.

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Anonymous: Retards = Republicans. Not a coincidence.

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m4k3k3: because god has a plan for them

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Anonymous: They shall inherit the earth, when we all die and go to hell to party with that red dude

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Anonymous: ^ fuck that, i don't wanna party with that cocksucker Stalin

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machineinc: Christian, "To weed out the assholes that would make fun of retards," ...Me, "Shut the fuck up!"

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Captngeetch: Technically he didn't....your mother did

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ajmisback: ^I guess that makes you my brother??!! My brother is a retard! SMH

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Captngeetch: ^ we isn't relations sir..

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NinjaMinkey: i dont know but we're happy you're hear anyway

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InternetH8Machine: well, YOU'RE here, aren't you?

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Anonymous: ^ no U

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Anonymous: Do want.

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Anonymous: for a ridiculous scenarios

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sasquach: there is no god but lots of retards

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my99Busa: retards as well as /b/, are a result of the fall. If this is what you want, then this is what you'll get. and it ain't pretty.

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Heinz Wahland: Why does a perfect god create lolcards?

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BLATANT: Middle American voters

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Anonymous: for the lulz

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Anonymous: why not?

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Anonymous: because the world will never be perfect if you don't have perfect retards

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Anonymous: why do retards create a perfect god?

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Anonymous: You misspelled the 4th word, it's spelled "fake"

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Oldandevil: If you believe in God you must believe that all humans are his children and are beautiful

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Anonymous: Well, God did not create me a retard. I chose to be a retard.

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Lickathesplit: To make you feel you belong to a group. Retards are teamplayers you know...

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WillyNilly: You ANONS took all my good answers....DRATS!

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Vincent859: God didn't create "retards." All of the originally perfect creation was cursed when Adam and Eve chose to sin and break fellowship with God.

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Anonymous: ^ So... he created retards to get back at adam for eating from a tree he created. Thanks for the info.

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Vincent859: ^Nope. As I said above, God didn't create retards. Adam brought the curse of death upon himself and all his descendants, and upon all of creation by choosing to disobey God's command to not eat from the two trees in the midst of the Garden.

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Quantum69: ^IKR Vince? What a fucking retards, reminds me of KyyGoaty, always Failing.

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Anonymous: This is what christians actually believe (see Vincent's comments)

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djh123: ^umad?

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Vincent859: ^ Correct. The Biblical worldview, based on the KJV 1611 version. The only worldview that explains (and predicts) all of human history.

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Anonymous: So atheists will have evidence for the non-existence of God

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ScrotumLips: Little known fact: Adam & Eve were brother and sister... it was bound to happen sooner or later.

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ScrotumLips: @ 0865 - Well put!!

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Anonymous: everybody is equal. that is why god creates all forms of life

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Anonymous: Don't blame God for SarahSwiss. Blame genetic mutation.

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Anonymous: perfect retards....thats 95% of the population.

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AlmightyGod: I create retards so i can rule them.

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ajmisback: ^ lol haha

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EdWynn: Well, he sure created a lot of perfect fools.

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Anonymous: perfect god? Two big nope's there....nothing is perfect and there is no god. Retards are just most people as others have pointed out here. Am I retarded....fuck yeah, a total fucknut and loving it.

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paranova9: got it backwards. retards create the idea of a perfect god

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Anonymous: To worship him.

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Anonymous: Kus thje r peeple 2!~

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Alkarnur: Entertainment.

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Anonymous: If he hadn't, we woulndn't have anyone to make fun of at the Special Olympics

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Anonymous: Even God nedds a good laugh once in a while.. Why do you think he made niggers for ??

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Tunces: Nigger

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Anonymous: idiot status was high, that's why

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Sky Fairy: Vain DoG created retards to flatter it. Religiots, praise your master.

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Anonymous: because she's blonde

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Anonymous: Same reason he created niggers. Got to have something to laugh at.

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SHDAD75: God doesn't create retards; MONSANTO does.

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Anonymous: ^true

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Dr Mengele: God created retards to provide spare parts for organ transplants. Really, it's in the bible.

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Anonymous: Even God needs a good laugh from time to time !

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Anonymous: because we are all made in his image, and god has to learn to count to potato to understand atheists because he can't understand how you can believe in something like the "theory of evolution", when dna proves otherwise, along with the fact that you guys are just way more retarded than that.. atheism, the new hipster thing to be..

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AnonAtheist: ^See, yet another retard. "Almighty being".... HA!

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Anonymous: your mom said i had an almighty being in my pants last night, even though she has down syndrome...

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Ghostoftime: You guys are willingly retarded.

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