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IF YOU CAN'T TICKLE YOURSELF - WHY CAN YOU MASTURBATE?
Tickle fap question philosoraptor tickle (4) , fap (101) , question (218) , philosoraptor (22)

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Macfadyin: American faggot1274712836728
Furore23: You... you can? Have I been missing something?1274884191239
Redrocco: damn, that';s deep1276797823822
Anonymous: you cannot compare sex with masturbation. probably1280530843539
the7rafe7: ^ you wouldnt you1282601924276
Anonymous: fucking t-rex1282695862227
Anonymous: because you can't reach. stupid t rex1282710108897
Nickeh43: sit on your hand long enough you can do anything1282712483617
Ronnie Stash: Because the dick is a separate entity dude. Cock is my copilot. (Fuck you Jesus!)1282718191917
Flarp: I can't. It tickles.1282724584315
Anonymous: Fllarp is winning1300067885407
eyedol: because i am thinking of u1305038683401
MrPerspective: When I masturbate my GF's G-spot, she starts laughing uncontrollably from the orgasm...1306043751689
Furore23: ^ That's because the female orgasm is a myth.1306096623127

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IF ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES - THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL A VIRGIN?
Philosoraptor women virgin philosoraptor (22) , women (376) , virgin (23)

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Anonymous: cause op is a fag1289333307181
Anonymous: ^ nope, he is from Bulgaria...1289333388902
Nickeh43: Because there are no girls on the internet, and that's where you are.1289341598973
chumpno1: ^ dam straight1289346669329
Anonymous: op is dam gay1289412403348
fav: win1292038583919
Anonymous:   ▲ ▲ ▲1292038691701
Anonymous: ▲ ▲ ▲1292038732380
Anonymous: Because I don't have enough cash (read income level) to qualify for them to spread their legs.1292078663548
Anonymous: Where does OP hang out? Hook a dude up!1292123195364
Anonymous: cause i cant b fucked. full stop.1292123271725
that-guy-named: because of porn1292127238194
epic: because im ugly1292179811520
crackerkiller5: first comment wins1292182384932

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WHY DO YOU NEED A DRIVER'S LICENSE TO BUY LIQUOR - WHEN YOU CAN'T DRINK AND DRIVE?
Liquor drink and drive philosoraptor alcohol question liquor (3) , drink and drive (1) , philosoraptor (22) , alcohol (29) , question (218)

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Anonymous: becus you need to show you are old enough.. wow ur dumb1286228437818
Furore23: ^ Fail.1286250170470
Hex: ^ Aware of Fail.1286300700461
Furore23: ^ Well... yes. Clearly.1286543937304
YuLiekPicturz: just when you think trollin wont get any more obvious..1286544575317
lily84: lulz, many fails...1286559165850
BlazinWeed: one of the dumbest shit ive seen ;)1286559229927
SouthernPride: well, you need an id, not a drivers licence, dipshit1290928969774
Anonymous: its not the law but they want everyone to get used to carrying and showing ID everywhere they go like the Nazis did.1290931201369
Flarp: They had it wrong. It wasn't the mark of the beast. It's the mark of the bleat; fucking sheep.1290931408897
MrPerspective: I'd think about it, if I weren't so stoned.1306043423962
Anonymous: kid, you need an ID card not a driver license1318786638512
fuck allah: Epic win !1323319275647
Anonymous: Did a nigger make this?1323333233274

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ASIANS - CAUCASIANS WITHOUT THE CAUC?
Philosoraptor asian philosoraptor (22) , asian (370)

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trollol: mom, your mom without the your?1282342279957
Anonymous: Rot, carrot without the car?1282342842588
Anonymous: ITT:People who dont understand the dick joke.1282466668344
dxc: cauc/cawk/cock. jesus, retards.1282906972548
Jesus: newfags gtfo this is funny1291571318494
Anonymous: Chinks will own us all eventually.1291573604909
fapperdoodle: i dont know why people are worried about shapeshifting reptilian humanoid interdimensionals when china is really gonna take over the world1291574926976
Anonymous: Translation: "Asians have no penis."1291673946653
Anonymous: Omg this is sooo epic win...1291676453741
stupidhoe: exactly.1291687740760
Anonymous: The chinks are organized like you wouldn't believe!1291798254430
Anonymous: WTF does that have to do with this? It's about the cockless chinks.1292992487402
Anonymous: youth in aisa?1293000069612
Anonymous: At least the ching-chongs aren't giving the hiv to white women like the niggers and over-populating the prisons like the beaners. They're to busy manipulating the Merikkan gov't to meddle with it's citizenry.1293001147175

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IF A PERSON WAS BORN DEAF: - THEN WHAT LANGUAGE DO THEY THINK IN?
Question deaf philosoraptor question (218) , deaf (2) , philosoraptor (22)

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Nickeh43: I will look to OP to answer that one for us?1282358273793
AlienNation: Nick, I'll wait for the comments :)1282358415935
NSFW: They think in pictures and events, not language.1282381433498
Anonymous: ^right - and music too.. Beethoven etc..1282381748993
Anonymous: music too? they're deaf1282430815929
Anonymous: ^ not that deaf1282432589930
Nickeh43: colors? shapes? Visually interpreted thinking? Goes back to that Universal Language Receptor thing, is my opinion anyhow1282436214787
Prtz: A deaf can read, moron!!!1282443459827
XENU: ^no they cant1282443482418
Nickeh43: maybe they are zombies and don't have brains... thoughts, AN?1282443515267
AlienNation: ^You could be right hmmm. This requires further thinking1282443666993
Nickeh43: Pleae let me know when you find out moar.1282443871744
iprobablyhateyou: clicks and whistles... like africans1282444160343
Anonymous: Deaf CAN READ (see Braile... Heh heh) but it is a good question; how could they know what "words" sound like to think "literally"...?!1282448852834

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IF A 16 YEAR OLD GIRL HAS A BABY IS SHE A MILF OR JAILBAIT?
Philosoraptor baby milf jailbait question philosoraptor (22) , baby (245) , milf (83) , jailbait (44) , question (218)

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Anonymous: Depends on what "state" your in... nyuk nyuck1307605846163
HanoverRed: no longer jailbait1307624508304
copperware: MILF defo1307636221656
Antiphon: Milf and fair game in Germany.1307919684722
Greeft: And to pedos the baby's a BILF.1307919893804
Arsonist: JBAMILF1307919962661
Lickathesplit: lol greeft1307920002395
Anonymous: she's lily841308500843578
yeshim: neither, she is another of my bitches, therefore... a bitch ;)1308500983269
Anonymous: prolly fugly so neither1308504390741
Anonymous: probably a nigger1308510123356
ajmisback: She is a JailMILF!!!!!!!!!!1308522056673
Weed: A MILF isn't just something you become over night by having a baby. You need to be hot, too. Samething goes for jailbait.1308522449744
Limerick: Milfbait, obviously.1308522637730

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MODFAGS DELETE GIRL IN BATHING SUIT FROM C4C BECAUSE SHE IS 14 AND TOO YOUNG! - BLOODY DEAD FETUS SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE FLOOR IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE?
Young fetus philosoraptor chan4chan moderator young (90) , fetus (54) , philosoraptor (22) , chan4chan (341) , moderator (5)

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Nickeh43: Yes I deleted a 14 year old in a bathing suit, because it was added to PORN. Fucking deal with it.1325194612339
Anonymous: girls1325194629286
anonahooker: But i like 14year olds in swimming suits1325194886472
Anonymous: niggers1325194958320
KumDumpster: this is fucking dumb1325194991270
Nickeh43: Well then you are on the wrong fucking site. CP = Not Here1325195004848
Anonymous: 14 year old in a bathing suit is CP?1325195066717
KumDumpster: if it's posted as "porn" it is1325195234771
Anonymous: fetus is younger than 141325195331624
KumDumpster: but it wasn't nude1325195359441
Anonymous: the fetus was dressed?1325195422960
MrSandynigger: if it is posted in porn, MOVE TO RANDOM. How hard could that be? But no, you make a copy of it for yourselves and then you delete it. What kind of a bro are you?1325195614618
anonahooker: lol quit posting under my name you fake anonahooker. I posted the picture to start a discussion not because I want CP lol IF you want to pretend to be me go for it1325195697314
anonahooker: LOL @ dressed fetus1325195787405

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In 50 years from now - Will retirement homes host LAN parties instead of card and bingo nights?
Philosoraptor old question bingo LAN philosoraptor (22) , old (173) , question (218) , bingo (3) , LAN (2)

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Anonymous: yes... and 'retro gaming' using emulators1308840222328
Greyhoundpaul: getting old just got less terrible1308857771991
Anonymous: ^ you will get trolled by the younger generation1308867038430
YuLiekPicturz: The kids will laugh at us for still gaming in 3D.. 5D is where its at1308867117600
Greyhoundpaul: i get trolled by the younger generation now. lol1308867225886
MrPerspective: ^ So do I. Time stops for no man.1308879613506
Time: ^ However, I brake for beautiful babes...1308879649975
Greyhoundpaul: ^hee hee. nice1308922044744
Anonymous: I'll probably be playing Fallout 1,2,3, and New Vegas when I'm 70, in an old floks home on the moon.1312160152930
Concordnhguy25: yup!1312160493478
Shawnix: ^^ well if ur on the moon...it's pretty much what fallout looks like...except instead of "brown" everywhere...it's grey and less walking lolllll1313621221517
Anonymous: fuck yeahh except i'l be hosting mine in mom's basement1313632048851
djh123: whats retirement?1315036681878
monkeynards: ha! you'd wish your family would pay to have you in a resthome. just like all the old people i used to pick up and drop off at those places, you'll die alone or rarely seen by your family. you'll have nothing but a few pieces of clothing (if allowed) and almost nothing personal of yours. good luck.1315446570928

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IF YOU SHOOP A PICTURE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE CP - IS IT ILLEGAL?
Philosoraptor cp question philosoraptor (22) , cp (66) , question (218)

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Anonymous: Like all CP it depends on the Jurisdiction1275880124149
Anonymous: lolicon is also illegal in some countries1275882359678
Choadboy: Was illegal in the US for a while.1275890212545
greyhoundpaul: whats lolicon?1275919033675
Furore23: ^ You are.1275920995503
Anonymous: @ 4149 that, and your bank account.....1275926234470
Anonymous: Cherry Pie isnt illegal? Is it? OH SHI-1277064011265
Anonymous: Yes, there is a case in court right now about it..1286976683797
Anonymous: i think so, even if its just a shitty shop for a joke, so dont even try1286978539530
Tokolosh: Makes for an interesting topic, what happens if someone in a country where the laws are lax on it posts it to American servers? It is a crime in America but the criminal is never in America? The FBI or CIA or some other acronym would probably just take him out.1286978688449
MrPerspective: FUCK YOU, Philosoraptor! (Um, wait... has that meme been around for 18 years already, or am I being a pedo?)1301155716942
MrPerspective: @ Furore : good one. Clever humor there, sir.1301155810584
Anonymous: some dood got busted for shooping miley cyrus' face in a sex scene.1301160197650
Anonymous: Yes in Sweden it is1301255829594

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IF GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE - DOES THAT MEAN THAT TOASTERS DONT TOAST TOAST?
Question gun philosoraptor toast weapon question (218) , gun (191) , philosoraptor (22) , toast (8) , weapon (105)

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Quantum69: Yeah, why not?1318622730407
RKB: What a retard =P1318624226769
Greeft: Toasters toast bread BTW, why would you want to toast it twice?1318625242672
royalblood1985: lmfao1318632807515
Lexicon: ^^ Wisdom.1318647145581
Anonymous: I can assure you that guns indeed, do toast people1318758903943
Anonymous: Toasters gonna toast1318762042444
Anonymous: retoast1318818200501
RubberG: People have been known to kill with guns while toasted.1318821281223
Anonymous: Who plugs the toaster in you idiot1318821916162
Lickathesplit: Nope, it means electricity electrifies electricity.1319025009684
GibblesNBits: umm, the correct association would be guns don't kill people, people kill people.. so toasters don't toast toast, people toast toast...its fucking philosoraptor, not I can count to potato....1328487368668
Anonymous: Yes it does, Einstein. Including the correction about the difference between bread and toast, the logic is this - Toasters don't toast bread, people toast bread. It's really pretty simple, isn't it?1328496585156
Anonymous: but what happens if people kill the toast?1328512910227

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IF MOST MEN PREFER INNIES - THEN WHY DO MOST WOMEN HAVE OUTIES?
Philosoraptor question vagina philosoraptor (22) , question (218) , vagina (226)

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YuLiekPicturz: because most women accidentaly their whole pussy..1286315051469
Anonymous: It's quite common to want that which is rare and harder to come by... even waffles with vanilla ice cream would be less special if you ate it everyday1286315678636
Limerick: We're talking about bellybuttons, right?1286326829859
pocket: ^win1286326846335
pocket: ^whoops, i meant anon wins1286326906863
Anonymous: Lots of virgins and pedophiles on c4c prefer innies. Thinking it's a rule is false...1286328096479
Anonymous: cuz it looks better1290095115123
Nickeh43: Well I sure as shit don't know what the fuck we're talking about here.1290100721181
al: Bellybuttons.^^1290100875918
Anonymous: every female belly buttoni ever saw was an innie......1290131524282
sickfuck88: an outies are like a 3rd nipple on bitches1290131628773
Nickeh43: The only outies I've ever seen are on seriously pregnant women. Philosoraptor is fuckin' retarded.1290131653212
Anonymous: I've seen many outies. Conversely, I've seen a few women with innies for nipples too... but then again at 42, I've had much experience of the stupider sex.1290186862294
Anonymous: It's a FALSE meme anyway; most women HAVE INNIES, at least until they're 4-5 monthes pregnant or so...1290192585603

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IF WOMEN SAY MEN ONLY THINK WITH THEIR PENIS WOULD THEY BE OFFENDED IF I ASKED THEM TO BLOW MY MIND?
Philosoraptor women philosoraptor (22) , women (376)

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lily84: lol, funny thing. i really know how to blow minds.1298408003605
Ranxerox: You can blow mine anytime, lily841298408082239
AZO: the deeper the thoughts the best it is1298410199655
Anonymous: lol1298421236113
Anonymous: very good1298504916194
Anonymous: That reminds me lily, I'd like to give you a piece of my mind.1298512981879
Dr Pwn: Lollage1303773207146
Pyro: get the dictonary tatted on your penis...... and put some words in her mouth1304339818813
Jovi: lol good1304367946940
MrSandyNigger: lily84 my mind requires blowing.1304372510573
Boa: I love to blow minds!!! It's a hobby of mine1304478923448
Lightbringer: Tits or gtfo.1304479009666
Anonymous: if men only think with penis what do women think with?1304482140975
Anonymous: lily84 are you the same lilly84 in the c4c pics?1313043434234

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If actions are stronger than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword?
Philosoraptor question philosoraptor (22) , question (218)

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dingleberry: touché, my reptilian friend1288025085486
Anonymous: That must make a book written in sign language like a nuclear weapon of some kind?1288025461815
Anonymous: ^ sign language = martial art1288030605904
Anonymous: Musashi wrote - "To appreciate life, face death at the end of a sword." Anyone who has would say "Fuck a PEN!!"1288033222564
Anonymous: ^He also wrote, "Lick my nutty balloon knot or I'll chop your fucking arms off!" in his book, 'I'm a big slanty-eyed faggy fag'1288039922718
Anonymous: The pen is not mightier than the sword. If you think it is, bring your pen.1288040322985
Leashedhate: You can stab someone on the eye with a pen, thus, action!1288056544114
chumpno1: coz the pen has magnets1288056872787
Anonymous: Now if the pen has a .22 magnum in it... it MIGHT be mightier than the sword...1288062821824
FlarP: Because you can take other actions with the pen other than writing words. Silly dino, never heard of a kubotan1288078893283
Stan: Pen-gun, mightier than the sword... Sword-gun, mightier than the pen-gun.1288097544131
Anonymous: Because Orders are Issued1288097618379
Anonymous: writing is an action, talking is just making wind.1288122915537
cold: actions are stronger then words ....depending on the job at hand1288752380911

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SPACE, TIME, AND LIGHT CAN BEND.
Philosoraptor raptor philosoraptor (22) , raptor (41)

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TASTYbacon: Whoa trippylicious!1257902416343
SickNote: trippysaurus1259008735652
Furore23: This should be the dollar bill.1277475904295
MrPerspective: ^ Fuck yeah!1301155849272
crazyassmofo: ^^Fuck yeah!1301164089535
picklesnickles: ^^^Fuck yeah!1312885393251
Anonymous: If light travels through bent space, is the light really bent or is it still straight?1312911788497
darkstan: Food for thought.1386503364261
liplocker_code3: So, when can we have animated desktops? I have a few ideas...1397246360214
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IF THE OPPOSITE OF PRO IS CON - IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS CONGRESS?
Philosoraptor politics pun congress progress philosoraptor (22) , politics (124) , pun (61) , congress (2) , progress (2)

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bananaman: clever girl...1332550552701
Furore23: It's funny because it's true.1332554248550
fiveby5: philosoraptor occasionally nails it.1332554625656
idrankallthebeer: Kudos are in order.1332578813941
Greeft: Does that mean that the constitution is the opposite of prostitution?1332581222251
Furore23: ^ Actually, yes!1332591421816
Greeft: With the dichotomy between religion and science, I suppose professor and confessor are opposites too.1332592202639
Nabbo: Win overflow for Greeft.1332592650410
Furore23: ^^ The former PROFESSes to knowledge, which he wishes to share with you. The latter hear your CONFESSion, so that he knows your dirty secrets and can psychologically addict you to the relief of unburdening them, but only in the manner dictated by authority.1332604906123
Anonymous: And the opposite of constitution is...1339100988872
Greeft: ^ Been there done that, try to keep up Anon lol.1339386808434
Anonymous: the opposite of pro is contra1339387261758
Anonymous: shortcutting is not blowing a fuse1383155909768
Anonymous: taking chili con carne as choice is an antagonist to picking antipasti as part of a meal.1383164390189

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IF GOD SEES EVERYTHING - IS HE WATCHING CHILD PORN RIGHT NOW?
Philosoraptor god cp question philosoraptor (22) , god (79) , cp (66) , question (218)

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Weed: ¡Si!1299702168452
Anonymous: Win...I am speechless at this victory!1299712453675
Anonymous: ^Wrong, JESUS loves the little children, not God!1299712477635
Anonymous: He's watching reruns of Firefly1299743804160
Anonymous: ^if there is a God, Firefly would not have been canceled.1299765006896
Rorix: Let the children come to me, He sayeth...1299767114935
fiveby5: ^^the world wasn't ready for a truly awesome show like that1299777257551
protonX80: epic post is epic1299850670558
hotmessexpress: ftw1299851375270
MrSandyNigger: I...how....when....I bow down before your wisdom.1302680230301
Anonymous: I am going to tell Jesus about everything!1302838198224
Anonymous: whats firefly1302843496277
ZoMBiEJoN: No, he's sniping bitches from above....and fucking dinosaurs1302846630449
Anonymous: I know jebus, he dont go on the internet a lot, but i tell him what you put here. he dont care.1302922213227

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Is the opposite of a grammar nazi.... An illiterate Jew?
Philosoraptor grammar nazi jew raptor question philosoraptor (22) , grammar nazi (6) , jew (189) , raptor (41) , question (218)

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Amaranth: good point.1278583601533
Anonymous: arch nemisis of grammar nazi1278594593590
Pyro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc&feature=related1278656823246
Pyro: THAT is my opinion on the matter1278657257552
Rena: I agree 100% ^1278657303830
Grave: Judaism is not the opposite of nazism. One is a religion and the other is a regime. Nazism is a totalitarian regime, so the opposite must be a democratic regime. Or maybe just Communism.1278977334242
Amaranth: Grave.... go die somewhere and rid us of your technicality talk.1278979830695
Anonymous: It'd make sense but the opposite would probably be a leftist with dislexia. jews are too rightwing themselves.1278980071484
crackerkiller5: hmmm, let me ponder that for a while.........1278994057176
Anonymous: hehe1284043305280
Limerick: Well if you wanna get technical, communism is generally regarded to be dictorial. The opposite would probably be anarchy or liberal socialism.1284457033891
Fantine: what are some opposites between a Nazi's and a Jew's?1304442424936
Anonymous: wrong, Grave, you got it all wrong: 1. National Socialism IS a religion 2. the biggest foe, and therefore the antagonist, is, according to National Socialism, world Jewry 3. neither a communist nor a democratic regime is the opposite of totalitarism 4. go suck some Matzah balls1312416188281
Anonymous: "National Socialism IS a religion" no, it's a occult cult :)1315908735298

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IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU NOT TO TELL A SOUL - CAN YOU TELL A GINGER?
Philosoraptor ginger soul question philosoraptor (22) , ginger (100) , soul (1) , question (218)

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Anonymous: You can tell everybody. We're just bags of mostly water.1316223840136
AZO: medieval bigots should be removed from 1st world to 3rd, or where their 2000yo fairytale was written.1316226127641
Anonymous: you can tell a nigger1316295636997
Anonymous: You can tell a Republican, they have no souls, and they've got a ton of secrets worse than yours.1318120994970
Anonymous: 0136 unlocked the secrets of existence.1318954047905
Anonymous: you can tell a democrat, they are likely retarded and will forget it instantly1318954119918
Anonymous: ^this is some of the poorest trollan i've ever seen here.1318955068382
Anonymous: WAHHHH1318955145138
anon: Gingers do have souls !1318971120893
Anonymous: It's true! Gingers do have souls. But their souls smell a lot more like dirty pussy.1318971216142
Anonymous: there is only one seoul, and its somewhere in the far east, supposedly korean.1330431817601
Anonymous: talking to cities is strange though, but everything has some kind of interaction capabilities, thus possible hurt, thus soul and debt and some kind of free will1330431855954
Anonymous: maybe its trade secrets or something - so maybe talking to OP one was contracted thusly to is allowed (if keeping mouth shut contract expires is in many cases undefined though at time of pact)1330432535379
Cae211: You can tell a Jazz or a pop1341093636620

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If a tree falls in the forrest, and crushes and klls a woman... Why the fuck is there a forrest in the kitchen?
Raptor philosoraptor women raptor (41) , philosoraptor (22) , women (376)

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FalzeProphet: and where the fuck is my sammich?1255916706342
Jewboy: ^ under the dead woman?1255925245319
Anonymous: "forrest"???????1256005791219
Anonymous: LOL WIN1256007836721
cracker_killer: hhhmmmm....let me ponder that for a couple minutes1256010590951
jackfrosty: HAHAHAHA OH shit i lol'd... Oh btw forrest is just the metric spelling so calm down there 1219...1256014180263
redrocco: roflmao1256045353526
cracker_killer: oh i get it!!! ROFL!!!!!1256050400895
BrutalPirate: hahaha :D1256060009242
Anonymous: bitch was not where she was supposed to be1264613812347
Sammiches: roflsammiches, thats is some deep fuckin shit!1264818522509
fap: ROFLCOPTER1272925231340
Warg: HAH!!!1272940641960
Schldpdd: Best one , ever1272976284706

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IF WOMEN THINK THEY AREN'T MEANT TO COOK - THEN WHY DO THEY HAVE EGGS AND MILK INSIDE THEM?
Question philosoraptor women question (218) , philosoraptor (22) , women (376)

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BigRussDaGOD: THE MEANING OF LIFE1285641903129
joker2009: cause when you give them some pork...breakfast served1285647277223
Cuntfux: touche !1289175390240
Anonymous: YEAH NICKEH WHYYYYYYYYY1289226753324
Anonymous: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA1289226850119
AnonymousR: That's just silly, you can't cook a sammich1289269956454
Anonymous: au contraire. the best kind of sammiches are cooked1289280333156
Flarp: check-mate1289295841822
Leashedhate: FUCK. Now I'm hungry again!1289296396553
Leonn: LOGIC SLAM DUNK1289441875172
Anonymous: let's cook together, i've got seed and a milky substance1289956586836
Anonymous: Best argument ever!!!!1290637974548
Anonymous: Interesting Hypothesis, absolutely correct...1290638212824
Furore23: So, women are liek self-assembling caeks? Just oven them liek Jews and BAM caek?1290772124253

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IF YOU BREAK IT YOU BUY IT- 14 YEAR OLD DROPS A CASE OF BEER
Philosoraptor beer philosoraptor (22) , beer (67)

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Anonymous: If it worked that way, I'd be dropping 14 year olds.1299821195791
admackbar: ^holy shit thats brilliant1299823613726
Anonymous: ^^ hahaahahaaaaaaaaa1299837397273
MrPerspective: I heard the Government is very intent on breaking crime rings...1306043615388
crazyassmofo: ^^^^Lol1306056100238
sadeghol: what was it i was doing again?1306098452249
Anonymous: @ 5791 you sir are funny1306099332340
Anonymous: 5791 wins 10 free Internets and a Meet & Greet with Moot !1306104657721
MrPerspective: Welllll... I hate to BREAK it to you, but I'm not BUYING into that logic. Besides, I'm only 12, and what's this "beer" thing you speak of?1306165924597
djh123: : /1314429886850
salify: NEVER THINK OF IT, SO BRILLIANT1327305103376
idrankallthebeer: there must be some way for me to work this to my advantage1327345165745
anon anon: ....if u stick a post into the northpole, grab it with your left hand, and run round and round it in an anticlovkwise direction......do you travel forward in time???1328572470757
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PHILOSORAPTOR
Ponder philosoraptor raptor ponder (3) , philosoraptor (22) , raptor (41)

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Anonymous: lol1244206641849
Anonymous: yeah, fucking hilarious...1244206821569
l33t: :D it's fuking GREAT!"1251859765528
Anonymous: philosoraptor > confucius1252294943681
Anonymous: search tag: raptor. Best set of photos EVER.1253475770493
MrPerspective: I think, terefore I am extinct?...1301155907927
sadeghol: super fucking smart raptor ;)1301191957557
Anonymous: That was a good one mR PeRspeKtive1327095655813
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