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I'm reluctant to say this since girls will think I'm suggesting she's "asking for it" and guys will think I'm cockblocking, but maybe you should wait until you get home to let your asshole read its texts.

drunk (118) , spread (235) , phone (75) , text (12) , asshole (101)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1338547638202.png Info: PNG, 366 Kbytes (418x731) Added by: Khalthar (Jun 1, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse spotswood: is she pissed or is she trying to lick her pussy?... 1339453611381 Quantum69: ^Probably both by the looks of it 1339453800606 sickfuck88: she's trying to take a pic of her butthole 1339456098914 Cunt81 1339458794175 dickass: name says it all 1339503077505 Chanonymous: The Ring 1414734112112 liplocker_code3: What the hell is she doing with that phone? Farting sweet nothings into her lover's ear? 1414884867730 Anonymous: g 1419406200101 Geek Floyd: "...just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie". 1419551133181 Geek Floyd: "how to cure constipation with a picture of Justin Bieber" 1419551329128 Geek Floyd: caution may increase existing vaginal yeast cheese 1419552700571 Anonymous: "RING!" 1551722080706 Anonymous: She's sending a text from one asshole to another. 1551885497387 Anonymous: Trying to wipe her ass with a picture of toilet paper 1551888734267 (show all comments) Anonymous: Googling anal leakage 1551889073218 Anonymous: Potty like it's 1999 1551889323119 Anonymous: Updated Facebook 1551929697856 Anonymous: Must be one shitty text message. 1551972398914 Anonymous: It's obvious. You've heard of "selfie", this is the next logical step: a pussie! 1552013363955 Anonymous: ...or an assie, rhymes with Lassie, hmmm, next great movie: Assie Go Home! 1599009955463 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 5 (last: xaxx wildmandan UriAr veranet RKB ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/216169/I'm_reluctant_to_say_this_since_girls_will_think_I'm_suggesting_she's_"asking_fo r_it"_and_guys_will_think_I'm_cockblocking,_but_maybe_you_should_wait_until_you_ get_home_to_let_your_asshole_read_its_texts.

Parrot birds phone

parrot (9) , birds (67) , phone (75)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1274846437625.jpg Info: JPG, 90 Kbytes (1024x683) Added by: boogie9 (May 26, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse OutRaged!: "Hey Baretta if you want the bird back it will cost ya 2 kilos!" 1274942866581 Redrocco: 1276735254432 AnonymousBird: That's a cockatoo 1276740611906 Redrocco: ^^ and that's a Macaw 1276741130446 Anonymous: ^^ and that's a Troll 1276742445444 Anonymous: I WANT MY BIRD 1276860627691 Anonymous: ^ I got yer bird right here. say hello to my middle finga. 1276861102150 Furore23: "Oh hey there parrot you're looking very cute and sexy today. Can't you see you're tearing me apart? Hey do you want to go and get some lunch? Oh don't worry about it parrot come on up to bed." 1276868923650 Grave: "So I herd you liek parrot" 1279697139502 Jovi: Good villan, that Roark 1279702190912 GhostNinja: he would have been better as the Crimson Dynamo but noooo they had to have Whiplash!!! fucking Hollywood!!!!!!11111 1279702301133 Ghostkey: Not as good as the first one, it's got a few good scenes tho 1289944201903 queefly: Mickey Roark probably handled a "cock or two" when his career hit the shits. 1289958153307 Anonymous: fjghlkhlkj 1290000216491 (show all comments) Anonymous: Ya think IM2 was bad? Wait'll you get a load of THOR! 1290000520922 BnSneky: whats up with dem nails 1290000965304 PuckerstringSnapper: This broad is a hardcore Dyke-asaurus 1290021999259 Throw.A.Beatin': How did Mickey Roark get to look like hammered shit? 1367628571828 liplocker_code3: "-I think we'll have Champagne with the bird. -Champagne? Yes, S-same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie? -Same procedure as every year, James." 1372672300646 Anonymous: bitch would do anything to get attention...LOL 1372673749865 Anonymous: Angel Heart.....good movie. 1372693320393 kebabdeleter: Mickey Rouk 1372701551664 Anonymous: How did he ever begin to look like a sack of hammered testicles? 1372811900494 Anonymous: ^@3650..Ya know, Furore23 has been here a while but I'm starting to think he's slightly retarded based on his ridiculous posts. 1396740405795 Furore23: ^ Ha ha, 'think', nice try! 1396789013402 Anonymous: RIP Danny Trejo 1415824077410 Anonymous: ^^ Trolled again. Falls for it every time. 1415834740898 Hughbie: Cockatoo...and as an aussie fucker...it would have told dipshit to shove his phone up his arse, get a shave and GTFO then strolled on the fuck out....but you'd never hear about that... 1509817468976 Khalthar: BBQ? 1509844594290 Anonymous: "Costume department? You have a wooden leg to go with the parrot?" 1592754920707 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/129052/Parrot_birds_phone

IF YOU HATE THEM - POST THEIR CONTACT INFO

facebook (158) , fail (641) , phone (75)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://capturefullpage.com/Temp/432e388f-cc96-4c81-8874-a0855b20c039.jpg Info: PNG, 404 Kbytes (1280x3354) Added by: Cryptid (May 29, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse danono: ^^^, ^^ & ^ un-fucking-belivable 1388065896486 HalfMast: President Obama 1-800-whitehouse 1402431316686 Anonymous: Hmm 1416667887893 Anonymous: Hi im tom shepherd 1416793631220 Anonymous: Moe at Moes bar. Fucking asshole will stab you in the back. Firebomb his bar or at least do a driveby and shoot up the place. 1422237749535 Anonymous: I hate myself for loving you! 1422373079697 Quantum69: ^ Sexually abuse them back then. 1427311114563 ethelred: They'll easiy trace you - the only one of the group that hasn't had his info posted 1568018737680 Deanne Lajoie: 517.657.4020 1590798721802 Anonymous: Retard Trump. You know where to find that moron. 1591247899329 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: Cockwhore ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/215921/IF_YOU_HATE_THEM_-_POST_THEIR_CONTACT_INFO

Africa cellular mobile phone sand

africa (216) , cellular (2) , mobile (1) , phone (75) , sand (42)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1234835266399.jpg Info: JPG, 64 Kbytes (500x665) Added by: *.externet.hu (Feb 17, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: now he's just acting cute 1243120407817 Anonymous: mista, you buy iphone, yeh? 1243797584643 Anonymous: I lol'd. Hard. 1246186140657 Anonymous: Mud and straw - african engineering at its best 1254481803213 Sinonymous: It may be mud but he stole it fair and square 1254493909379 donaldd: nothing to eat but a cellarphone......... 1254501080280 Anonymous: mm click boont dat click oont dabba 1254544887889 Spermany: stupid sandnigger 1254573656153 cracker_killer: "You jackasses had to pay for your phone, i made mine!" 1254810773351 Hughbie: ah yeah, nice try cracker but no prize... 1254814032635 cracker_killer: i tried... 1254820579578 roflz: Can you hear me now? 1254852389817 Stu: mooofassa want sandularphone 1254927383489 runchuckrun21: i just lol'd my face offz 1255002442831 (show all comments) Anonymous: a phone 1262006977437 pringle: But I miss the zero-button 1262009563332 akingu: it WAS white until he put it up to his face 1262012052702 Anonymous: i have one of these.... dont work so well 1262016580928 Anonymous: Don't worry kid...my cell phone is a piece of shit that doesn't work too! 1262017530812 Squirrel: I haz dingleberry!!!Yaeh... 1262037588910 BALLZ: apples new TRIBAL PHONE 1262043615731 Anonymous: you should see their space program. 1265929302736 Furore23: MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA 1277915377641 Anonymous: Twelve years old, this kid invents his own cellphone. Australian abos got 40,000 years of R&D time and didn't even invent a fucking wheel. They did however invent 3 types of stick... pointy, bent and hollow. Yay team! 1277964754959 Anonymous: Good luck with a signal those walls are reinforced 1277967029642 the7rafe7: i think they meant to have that tag say sad not sand 1277978077486 Furore23: ^^^ Yeah, so much for science and technology. What about culture and the arts? Well, they splattered a few crude circles and lines on some rocks, as far as art goes. And their highest cultural achievement, even today, is baby rape. So, yeah, well done dingo niggers. 1277985704156 Anonymous: Niggerola 1278009570526 imperrio: no signal :( 1278009746831 anonymous: Crackberry Android 2.0 1278014026550 Cunta: Niggers are so thick 1278028104335 ʍǝɾ ɐ ʇsnɹʇ ɹǝʌǝu: try calling your momma with your dried feces, brainiac 1278245277117 Anonymous: though, the interference is shitty while nuking armadillos in the clay microwave. 1278321758978 Nukubu: instead of learning ACTUAL abilities, this fucking coon decided to make a sandphone? no wonder they're so fucking poor over there... 1278344157398 Gauleiter Rudolf: they get helped by USA, Europe, Asia.... fuckin' Coons ! 1278355687347 norwegianBEAR: laughs at this 1278475721952 Anonymous: just out of picture is his dead mother he stole it off 1279834654968 TitsMagoo: Inside his jacket are a hundred knock-off Rolex watches made from goat shit. 1279888391523 Anonymous: AHHHH No Signal!! 1279904692103 Anonymous: no signal...probably subscribed to Verizon 1279954904433 Anonymous: HAHA! funny ass shit 1280020835449 ǝsnɐɹqןǝɯɯıd: Wow, well done boy! Now die of AIDS IMMEDIATELEY 1280189593952 Anon: Niggers are a free comedy channel. Sometimes i just point at them in the street and laugh at their lips,ass,smell,oversized clothing, or their nasty coalburners. Only thing is i keep getting my head kicked iin 1280189896726 Anonymous: fun poberty 1280211873339 Flarp: I'd shit if it rang 1280252126153 bshaun2: who's he gonna call ? the 1 other person in that shitty country that has a phone ? 1285619397674 Anonymous: He's a child,living in a really shitty environment and he made a toy out of mud to amuse himself. What is wrong with you assholes? 1285620540797 Robbatan: Hes is black and you are at www.chan4chan.com ????? stupid question 1285620700509 ImYourMomBIATCH: get a job, nigger 1285620767236 Anonymous: Look up "cargo cultures" and you might understand. 1285628485698 Anonymous: The real boost mobile. 1285628498937 load runner: where yoo at dawg! 1285628539522 GridLocK: damn nigga,stop blowin up my phone yo 1296341055976 Anonymous: nigger technology, what would you expect from a race with an average IQ of 70; chimps are smarter than that 1296447790443 Feefdoodle: must be verizon 1296527997541 Anonymous: Nigga's not going to pay the phone bill 1296529369570 ghostoftime: Thats a shitty phone! 1296531002575 Chrijz: LOL, that turd looks proud. 1296562761584 Anonymous: hahahahaha that's sum funny shit 1296562812760 Anonymous: What is it with niggers and cellphones??? These are the people who have the LEAST need for one! I guess when you have no job and no hobbies that only leaves fucking and talking on the phone. 1296564036609 chucktowndcroz: He'ld just call Collect anyway 1296768470358 Feefdoodle: he needs to order his crack but his buddy hasnt made his yet 1297031939262 Anonymous: HTC - Hard Turf Crap 1297032831598 Anonymous: Iz habs uh sailfone n sheeit. Iz habs uh sailfone n sheeit. Look at me mofugga. 1297045614419 Asian-Rice: HAHAAHAHAHAHA THE LATEST IN NIGGER TECHNOLOGY!!! 1297045637516 rick james: HAHHAHA U WISH u little bastard 1299014860899 MDMA: one can dream 1299017820734 YuLiekPicturz: Sand + Nigger = mobile phone? wait what? 1299017884408 Anonymous: You see they're cute at that age but then they grow into niggers... 1299025033372 Anonymous: ^ easier to fit into a wood chipper at that age too! 1299030081561 Anonymous: NIGGER STILL PAYS THE PHONE BILL LATE 1299030272549 Anonymous: Where your bluetooth NIGRA!? 1301783609105 djh123: he dont even know what that means^ 1314791054577 Grave: u mud? 1314798551935 Weldox: LOL, good one, Grave. 1314798882758 HWood: nigger just stole that phone from his cousin... 1314803118605 Anonymous: Nigger Hi-Tech 1314804334340 Anonymous: "see, i are scientist and inventor of coon phone. for proof i wear anorak in afreaka." 1314829235690 Anonymous: ew... 2000 bucks if you suck his thumb, 200.000 if you go for the toes! 1314829421822 BnSneky: fucking Niggers 1314829578741 Anonymous: next years model will be slightly thinner and lighter. 1314910434924 Anonymous: ^ yeah, i'm already looking forward to his next keynot presentation 1314916908903 trottel: Nigger boy: "it's for you" 1315012089649 Anonymous: this phone gives you instant brain tumor. a nigger made it. niggers spread brain tumor. and aids 1315216574868 Focktor: I hope it's a Airstrike GPS... 1315216656801 meison: use skype nigger 1315217109672 HWood: ^ LOL 1315229946161 Peckerhead: Lil nigger gots a sail fone.....nomesayin 1319406502181 Anonymous: this must be that kid malcolm xylophone everyone is speaking of in coontown 1319569421492 Vincent859: It's amazing what they can do with straw and dung these days. 1319569584974 Anonymous: stoneage meets high-tech, animal meets human world, fascinating. 1319632878508 Anonymous: ok jimbo, now that everybody's seen it please put it back into the toilet for god's sake 1319669557773 Decorum: Mofo Built an IED; shoot, shoot! 1328400475557 Nudelrasur « 'ello? 'ello? » 1328543808667 Spartak: not sand its shit 1328548589984 Anonymous: He made a phone out of feces. Wow. 1328565739148 eyedol: ^if it can't make a call its not a phone 1358561907945 Anonymous: obozo on its early chimp years 1358571482383 Anders Breivik: EVERYBODY IN CLEVELAND KNOW MINORITY GOT OBAMA PHONE, KEEP OBAMA IN PRESIDENT, YOU KNOW ?? 1358576217211 proxyderping: blackberry went shit since they hired black employees 1358588141343 Anonymous: it is a child you moronic dumbasses, you ever heard of childhood or you were too busy sucking daddy cock? 1358592888321 RubberG: ^ umm...correction, it's a ngger child. They don't count. Animal food, AIDS incubators, rifle targets, land mine detectors, that's what they are good at. 1358599826527 Anders Breivik: RING RING RING WHERE'S MY DADDY ???? 1358623375324 pepe64: ^daddy is in jail 1358624204158 workaholic: built to last forever! 1372102488676 Anonymous: Too much silica! 1372120333765 Mephistopholes: Dung-Phone has monthly plan? 1372197402368 RubberG: ^ it's a nigger so it's either a pre-paid phone for lack of credit or Obama phone because he's on welfare. 1372198486543 Anonymous: Dat Sail Foam Doe 1512503391245 Anonymous: Only good for calling Mudkip. 1520680971806 Anonymous: Cargo Cult Cookie 1587777492825 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: workaholic Trololols ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/1835/Africa_cellular_mobile_phone_sand

Justin Bieber - 30 years later

camera phone (1) , oldfag (15) , justin bieber (28) , future (46)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1274231153072.jpg Info: JPG, 63 Kbytes (600x738) Added by: MathalomuleM31 (May 19, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: R.I.P. Pete Wentz 1274238513758 Anonymous: R.I.P. Chuck Norris 1274238958485 the_jackel: aw cool........fagott 1274240413217 Youngin: RIP Bruce Dickinson... Seriously amirite? 1274241861440 Anonymous: RIP rodney bingenhiemer 1274257636216 anon09: RIP JL 1274300881630 ghostoftime: WHAT A FUCKING LOSER 1274301868756 Warg: R.I.P. Iggy Pop 1274347315911 Furore23: Why is this abysmal creature allowed to communicate with the outside world? 1276112254758 anon09: Get a haircut you pathetic fucking fuck 1282248191361 queefly: "Hi, I'm Kurt Loder from MTV News....." 1282263872335 Anonymous: win 1285339449243 Leat: GAY 1285339911906 Anonymous: xDDDDDDD 1285341025948 (show all comments) YuLiekPicturz: lol fucking win 1285441270815 Anonymous: leave it to bieber! 1285443727807 Anonymous: Still eating off "Ooh Baby" song 1285449490618 BustinJieberz: O I BET HIS DICKFAT IS HUNG. 1285450184232 Jesus: RIP Justin Bieber 1285461165453 dickBurd: 3217 u r correct 1285479516108 Anonymous: good night sweet prince 1285479955616 Bongochops: RIP Stringfellow Hawke 1286098393208 satan deputy: 100% gay 1286098777957 Anonymous: Pederast. Trolling for 12 year olds. 1286367377448 Anonymous: it's like they put a rice bowl on his head and started cutting 1286626600764 Anonymousone: and how the fuck old is that fone, justin? 1286635591872 StaticNumbFuck: Stupid bloke 1290408441910 Flarp: Justin Goebbels 1290416206342 Anonymous: It's the old dude from "Jackie Brown!" 1290536039134 Anonymous: @2335 "huh huh.. he said loader!" - Beavis and butthead do thanksgiving 1291168608396 Nickeh43: Color me disturbed 1291172503999 Anonymous: He did it for the nookie, the nookie! 1291175667806 Anonymous: winner 1303276504831 MAELSTHUR: lame 1303318639788 Anonymous: 50 years later 1324669447798 BnSneky: and still a fucking FAG 1324670442117 ethelred: Who is Justine Beeper and what is s/he famous for? 1566694676921 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/126517/Justin_Bieber_-_30_years_later

It's a phone... in a fuckin' CAR!

car (386) , phone (75)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1258737622955.jpg Info: JPG, 253 Kbytes (800x807) Added by: artwigwa (Nov 20, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse aNOMynous: it's a car... ...around a fuckin' PHONE! 1259233398343 Anonymous: it's a geek on a phone in a car 1259260585634 Swiney: Where the fuck is the gear stick and the handbrake?? 1259261382517 Redrocco: its an old Amercian made boat, its got autmatic trans and the parking brake is a pedel on the drivers left mounted in front of the door 1259261559968 cats007: That's a Mercedes Benz dumb asses... and the gearshift is on the steering column on the right... Hanbrake is a lever that gets pulled and is on the left of the steering wheel just under the dash not a pedal... even your spelling sucks let alone your knowledge of cars... 1259277632321 Hughbie: ^car man knows his cars..and is correct. 1259278881389 T-Money: Redrocco is a faggot brit... nevermind the nonsense.... fuckin mush mouth fuck 1259281312767 Anonymous: but would you hit it? 1259601116259 Sinonymous: PIGS FUCKEN ARSE! It's a DARTMOUTH Vercombulator and she is ordering the gear stick and the hand brake from ROOM SERVICE, that is located in the FUCKIN BOOT! It also came, as standard, AUTO POTADO MODE, which was achieved by SMASHING your FUCKING MELON into the HUGE button in the middle of the RESTRAIGHTENING CIRCLE (as it was known before becoming the steering wheel, as we know it today) !!1! 1259602955549 Anonymous: What will they think of next!!! 1265315331220 Furore23: ^^ LOL restraightening circle. Also: Damn, Velma Dinkley, you lookin' fine! 1277911926389 the7rafe7: lmao... DOES SHE HAVE A LAZY EYE? 1277979350202 Furore23: ^ Yep. Hawt! 1277985362798 Anonymous: where's your cellphone ban now? 1283062166305 (show all comments) Anonymous: ...and a fucking nerdy sista! 1283073955444 waberlohe: WUT? a woman driving??? 1290733786132 Anonymous: Hawaii 5-0 reruns FTW! 1290891001607 Swede: Swedish car from around 1967, when we changed over from left to right hand traffic. The sticker with the leaning "H" on the windscreen is a reminder ("Höger" = Right hand) 1297685660473 Weed: Sexual harassment has never been this fun. 1297687292518 Anonymous: thnx for slapping redrocco straight, cats 1297754627117 Bonefish: In-fucking-credible. The next thing ya know, they'll have phones you can carry around and fit in your pocket 1358389308539 Anonymous: She's calling Scooby! Another case to solve! 1374021265409 RubberG: Whats next? Maybe something where you can tap out letters and numbers and somebody can receive them and spell them out!! Texting maybe?? Fuck no. How about MORSE CODE MOTHER FUCKERS! -. .. - -. - - . .-. .... 1374024311278 Anonymous: Felma from scooby doo 1376118185844 Cheesecake: omg - the future is now 1419440411365 Anonymous: It's a phone..in a fuckin' car...wrecked against a telephone pole...because you were talking...on the phone...in a fukin' car!!! 1419445942450 Anonymous: Oh shit ! There's a woman in the car to.. Why isn't she in the kitchen where women belong ?? In the kitchen or in the bedroom ?? 1421409157701 Anonymous: Yup, Swedish. The car is probably a Mercedes W110, with the "fintail", quite popular back then. 1551643841141 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/69251/It's_a_phone..._in_a_fuckin'_CAR!

DEAR BELL & YELLOW PAGES, WE ALL HAVE A THING CALLED "the INTERNET" PLEASE STOP WASTING STUFF

message (37) , yellow pages (1) , phone book (1) , internet (173) , waste (3)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://94.100.125.21/1063100001-1063150000/1063134701-1063134800/1063134701_6_yXmM.jpeg Info: JPG, 125 Kbytes (500x558) Added by: Anonymous (Aug 17, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse RKB: HAHAHAHA Dam it this is soo true. 1282055611753 shark_baitin: ^^ agreed 1282064942745 Knome: ironic next to a tree 1285875336629 CameronD: I know the only thing I don't unwrap and find in drawers lying around are These 1285880883639 SouthernPride: go to super market, find moterised handicapt cart, go to parkinglot, use a twist tie to tie the handel on for forwards, lock stering to right or left, drop 5 of those phonebooks on the seat, watch it drive in circles with no one on it, ?????, profit 1285918165397 g-man: waste of trees 1285926908169 Furore23: Seriously, these people are CUNTS. We don't need gift wrapping either - if you have to pretty it up with a bow, then you don't really mean it. 1285931750889 Bongochops: I felt so bad the other day, I waited for the delivery guy to walk around the corner before throwing the phonebook in the bin 1285931996103 Knome: until a massive emp blast destroys electronics 1287072985108 Anonymous: i get 3 or 4 yellow pages a year. i just put them in the recycle bin. 1287253960947 Anonymous: Dear Environment Saver, We have a thing called Power Failure. Please, stop being an asshole! 1429898786607 Anonymous: people who feel so strogly about waste. .......waste their whole lives. 1429899140542 SHDAD75: Fuck the internet! Takes me an hour sifting through all the non-related bullshit when it takes 3 minutes max in the yellow book. 1430092692341 Anonymous: that's called print. it supports millions of jobs. stop being self-righteous arseholes. 1430128781934 (show all comments) Anonymous: ^Printing has mostly gone digital, jobs already lost! Stop being in idiot! (signed: former typographer of 25 years) 1551387418466 ethelred: SouthernPride has just proved he's thirteen - too young for this site. 1551402675350 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/145011/DEAR_BELL_&_YELLOW_PAGES,_WE_ALL_HAVE_A_THING_CALLED_"the_INTERNET"_PLEASE_STOP_ WASTING_STUFF

Phone

phone (75) , fail (641) , cup (16) , string (18) , booth (6)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1270577292959.jpg Info: JPG, 37 Kbytes (374x499) Added by: Squirrely1 (Apr 6, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse balder: hahaha 1270588404764 Anonymous: Niggerphone 1270749042641 Ganjaboy: probably somwhere in africa 1271086973817 Redrocco: Detroit 1271087095477 Ganjaboy: ^^^I dont believe. i think detroit is more "high tech" than this phone :) 1271091752379 K@z: free calls to anywhere 1271157080350 Solomon Grundy: the phone was removed for repair and some practical jerk has attached this BC type....... very easy! 1289164473503 BnSneky: must have a really long string 1289164594461 Anonymous goin' mobile - can you hear me nao? 1289166549842 wooky: who ever put the cup and string there, kudos =] 1294892901882 Anonymous: Phone was stolen to rob the coin box. 1294913574600 Furore23: Detroit might have had proper phones once, but niggers live there. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1967_Detroit_riot 1307795172426 copperware: KFC hot line 1307795224756 froggywentacortn: Makes me laugh ! 1308186285108 (show all comments) Anonymous: Welcome to Mexico 1308335102531 Anonymous: niggers scream while talking on phone...so within 2 miles this works perfect. 1308348741436 huck1944: that is the very very early model 1382042354425 Anonymous: nigger america: so sad 1382082928471 Anonymous: That's the latest. A uPhone. 1444593889441 Anonymous: That's not a phone, that's a phony. 1551126313999 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/109043/Phone

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT ALL CITIZENS MUST EVERYWHERE EVERYDAY CONSTANTLY FIDDLE WITH THEIR CELL PHONES

sign (281) , technology (16) , life (63) , relax (19) , phone (75)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5306/5616406726_256dfee94b_z.jpg Info: JPG, 257 Kbytes (478x640) Added by: Anonymous (May 24, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse SouthernPride: wait, flimsy? 1306220901160 RubberG: Texting, reverse tech. Whats next? Morse code?? 1306235815752 Anonymous: awesome i'm gettin a sat phone though then i'll carry that badass motherfucker around like a true man 1306263472906 absinthe Next time I see some jackhole in the grocery store on their phone, I'm throwing grapes at their genitals 1306367285272 Hughbie: ^exactly....so leave your fucking facebooking mobile camera myfuck mythis shit alone, take your fucking iplugs outta your fucking iears and switch off your ipod and iphone before I iflatten your iarse because you iforgot to ilook before icrossing the fucking iroad. 1329054029538 Don't understand: ^ what the hell you are yelling about. 1374162738650 Hughbie: ^fucked if iknow...that was ages ago.but fuck apple anyhow..too much drugs! 1374162853164 ethelred: I caught the chick I was going to fuck masturbating with her cell-phone. Now her cunt is rectangular. 1547520334115 SHDAD75: 2019: I still don't have a cell/smart phone. 1547530778153 Anonymous: But is it art? 1547638527601 Anonymous: ^ it is A art! 1547638636119 Anonymous: ^It is no art. 1547745991668 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/177167/NOTICE_IS_HEREBY_GIVEN_THAT_ALL_CITIZENS_MUST_EVERYWHERE_EVERYDAY_CONSTANTLY_FID DLE_WITH_THEIR_CELL_PHONES

Tralier redneck shit phone toilet

tralier (1) , redneck (34) , shit (239) , phone (75) , toilet (133)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1268611187089.jpg Info: JPG, 43 Kbytes (450x339) Added by: sscream91 (Mar 15, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse dodgeboy: redneck fucker , i envy his throne 1268754579459 brad: Dad!!! 1271158861583 Anonymous: i bet that guys not to fond of niggers 1276129310778 Drew4853: He better be calling a plumber...i think he just shat brix. 1276134211597 CerealKiller: "Hey Jimbo, you got them Skynard tickets yet? 1276135326162 Anonymous: ^win 1276136864404 Anonymous: Sally Sue, that tornader came back and took the walls this time! 1276140293775 the7rafe7: well keeps the smell outside... 1278402973542 Uncle Harvey: I've got a feeling there's not a lot of plumbing under that deck 1278457314661 crackerkiller5: god bless america 1278528095320 Anonymous: Tea party member 1285528784995 Anonymous: Toby Queef? 1285532406743 Anonymous: CerealKiller, that is epic win 1285655265189 Flarp: I am speechless. What kind of asshole brings a beer to his outdoor toilet while using the phone. Crass. 1285687765953 (show all comments) Cunt81: 3775, Hilarious! 5 internets to you. 1295146048119 Lickathesplit: when you gotta call you gotta call... 1295149624806 Anonymous: Mess with me and You MESS WITH THE WHOLE TRAILER PARK!!! 1322808213719 Anonymous: white power in all its glory 1322874978722 Anonymous: hahahahaha 1322875535591 DireWolf2012: What this is, Earl here has installed a new toilet in his trailer but his wife, Courtney (who weighs about 375 lbs.) is in the the bathroom taking a 2 hour, 5 lb. shit. Earl, is on the phone with his brother-in-law employer, Steve, talking about the pole barn they are going to start on Monday morning. In the mean time, Earl has a shit attack so, even though there is no plumbing............ 1334384973503 Mackan52: Like a boss! 1334948702532 Anonymous: Another fine example of whitey being whitey. If you're white, this is probably you 1423549412401 SHDAD75: What Democrats do with their SS check. 1423632528804 Anonymous: DAT GAP 1423645182541 Anonymous: bricks have been shat. 1423823446451 Ghostoftime: The good life. 1423995830828 Anonymous: Just like you...faggot. I want to have gay scat sex with him. 1425078703359 Anonymous: ^faggot 1425078774796 djh123: rip tokaids. 1425183858820 Bonefish: Typical Tea Party supporter. 1431417735219 Anonymous: ^ typical tranny who has gay sex to pay rent. 1431426028232 Anonymous: ^oh look...a dipshit faker.. 1431430277125 Anonymous: ^^And silence since from the tard. Nice one turd. 1431431701306 djh123.: Mm..He's my dream lover. He reminds me of my Dad. I used to wipe my Dad's ass after he took a shit. I'd love to wipe this guy's hole with my tongue. Mmmm.. 1431599349738 Anonymous: This is the 'Master Race'? Humanity is doomed. 1431737400417 Anonymous: “Been there, done that.” 1538617375795 Anonymous: "Talk to you later, ma. I gonna go with sis to see 'The Silence of the Turds', starring brother Joey Redneck." 1538626084156 Anonymous: RIP pazzo 1538728047388 Anonymous: RIP pedo25 1538762503589 Anonymous: ^ Sorry pazz0. But that is not me. We don't have toilets here where I live. We have homosexual faggots like you to eat our shit and lick our assholes clean. 1538762726748 Anonymous: "holy shit, this just might be the worst place to shit on this shitty planet. Shit." 1539047045217 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/101791/Tralier_redneck_shit_phone_toilet

Hello? Is this 4Chan's customer service? Yes, I would like to report a flood.

4chan (628) , phone (75) , flood (47)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1254630273736.jpg Info: JPG, 229 Kbytes (500x400) Added by: Qulcha (Oct 4, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse cracker_killer: ROFL!!! 1254708880843 Anonymous: whatever the opposite of funny is... this is it 1254709478689 jackfrosty: Hola? Holaa? HOLA? 1254713580154 Patrick: No this is Patrick 1254720593535 Anonymous: "hey man its mike." "Mikes not here, man" 1254722343330 fukemall: neither is dave 1256181225268 No one you know: "Yeh, 4chan Travel 1263925362599 No one you know: "Yeh, 4chan Travel Service? Hey, Miami's a lot more humid in the summer than you told me, fuckers!!!" 1263925440644 Muchert: hahaha win 1263931135514 helpful troll: is this why internet phone sounds like you're talkin underwater 1263933753804 guy on phone: I,m actually on 1-800big gay redheads in this pic. It's hard to fap underwater 1263933929386 ǝsnɐɹqןǝɯɯıd: report your death or never dare to call again, understood? 1279755888301 nigel: lol rule 34 1362610566612 Anonymous: Hello? Acme Plumbing Repair? I have a small leak... 1362623519510 (show all comments) Anonymous: ^funnier if it were a small leek 1526933687461 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Glanza1 nigel Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/56268/Hello?_Is_this_4Chan's_customer_service?_Yes,_I_would_like_to_report_a_flood.

Headshot phone movie

headshot (24) , phone (75) , movie (96)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.minus.com/ib2sQOenGVbjyP.gif Info: GIF, 4405 Kbytes (512x288), Animated: 85 frames Added by: AnotherAnon (Apr 19, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse blackbenny1973: New Apple Invention? 1334826587519 Anonymous: Donald Duck did this years ago.......... 1334827644437 Anonymous: ^Apple doesn't need the first half. second half happens spontaniously... 1334827718649 RKB: is that a new App 1334834600373 MadNiggerish: sauce pl0x 1334835564293 Smosh: Phones. How do they work? 1334845745830 chumpno1: i wonder... could you cum in the phone and.... 1334846825507 Anonymous: Based on a true story. 1334848296101 Furore23: http://www.sbs.com.au/danger5/ WATCH IT NAO IT ARE TEH BEST 1334858766313 JustGodlike: iShot 1343422240227 NotSoMuchAnonymous: iPain 1343422352392 huenemedave: THIS ONE IS JUST DUMB, SKIP IT ALL TOGETHER. 1344112282144 SLAVE45: lol 1365959726705 nigel: that is a win 1367120748533 (show all comments) Anonymous: 4437: Face palm. 1526726970533 Mantis-skank: Trolololoeh 1526739295128 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: SLAVE45 bumlove69 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/212620/Headshot_phone_movie

cell phone

cell (4) , phone (75) , booth (6)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1258966133777.jpg Info: JPG, 36 Kbytes (450x385) Added by: artwigwa (Nov 23, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse IAKSAKKAK: HAHA CELL PHONE HAHA I GET IT... 1259076119828 wupme: no you dont... because your stupid... the joke is completely different then what you think noob 1259307777835 IAKSAKKAK: pls explain mister 1259315996898 Anonymous: N00B 1259349649935 Anonymous: It's supposed to be a mini phone booth.. not a cell phone jail cell. Noob 1259727511426 crackerkiller5: uuuuhhhh 1259735253389 djh123: he is doing something wrong 1315010001107 huck1944: they used to be full length 1383158617860 Eat that: Trolololo 1513706260176 Anonymous: The bars are missing! 1513726458587 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/69835/cell_phone

hey, I was hoping you'd call
pickup (4) , phone (75) , dating (33) , trick (56)	Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/HungLoh/not_bad.png Info: PNG, 590 Kbytes (580x856) Added by: HungLoh (Apr 11, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Quantum69: Lol, easy whore is easy. 1334133713645 Anonymous: AAAAAAAA 1513513023595 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/211835/hey,_I_was_hoping_you'd_call

Banana dog phone cry

banana (53) , dog (516) , phone (75) , cry (63)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1249825957484.jpg Info: JPG, 91 Kbytes (440x778) Added by: Skillmasta2001 (Aug 9, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: RING RING RING BANANA PHONE... 1250261371437 Anonymous: THAT IS PRECIOUSLY WAT I THOUGHT. :) 1250322816148 DutchGuy: operator? put me through to /b/. 1250341249175 Anonymous: interactiveodular 1250356918138 Anonymous: lolol great expression on the driver's face 1250357701696 zbloh: hello petcontrol, can you hear me ? 1270337616970 Balder: ring ring ring... 1270512489730 CreepisKryp: Matrix IV 1270519278686 yasmas1: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 1270528858493 Anonymous: I laughed once... then I laughed again because I realized I didn't know why I laughed the first time. 1270869659529 suomynonA: WIN!! 1273737827792 PedoBear: ^^newfag 1274230487359 El Capitan: "come out, come out wherever you are, bitch" 1274260616915 Anonymous: motherfucker, i love this pic 1283278072691 (show all comments) XENU: A Master Is IN.... 1283278127545 Anonymou: What is this from? 1302675346515 Crackhead Fezmonkey: Hello? Hello?? Stop calling me on your banana. 1438002590763 Anonymous: Driving dog: "Wrooffz up wid dat bitch!?" Other dog: "Calling banana-rama for yelp?" 1511030118442 Pity party: Help line my dog makes no sense 1511066899809 Anonymous: banana phone 1511070041648 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/39837/Banana_dog_phone_cry

People Nowadays

life (63) , modern (4) , cartoon (199) , picture (9) , phone (75) , camera (47) , help (19) , drown (7)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/RKB/people-nowadays.jpg Info: JPG, 25 Kbytes (427x305) Added by: RKB (Apr 29, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Quantum69: LOL, Trufax bro. No more good samaritans in the world anymore, just bystanders & witnesses. 1338673945415 fiveby5: jehova's bystanders don't even hassle you @ the airport anymoarz. :( 1338709110602 Greeft: The main reason for this being if you try to help and the person dies, their family will sue you and probably win. The world has too many evil,ambulance chasing, conniving, felching, blood sucking leaches or lawyers as they are sometimes known. 1338711750554 Anonymous: true story bro 1338712652360 fiveby5: ^^what about those good sumerian clauses? hahaha 1338758116244 Greeft: Nobody heard him, the dead man, But still he lay moaning: I was much further out than you thought And not waving but drowning. Poor chap, he always loved larking And now he's dead It must have been too cold for him his heart gave way, They said. Oh, no no no, it was too cold always (Still the dead one lay moaning) I was much too far out all my life And not waving but drowning. + Stevie Smith 1957 1339850875933 Anonymous: Michael Leunig? GIS his stuff, he's funny as a five-legged cat. 1344927673376 Anonymous: ^^^"sumerian" <face palm> 1457549346873 Anonymous: meanwhile in 'theYNC' 1457549511515 AntiPC-Hero: Well, most people nowadays in the Western World are rapefugee-hugging retards, so why should I help such cretins?! 1457613890802 Anonymous: ^ hm, i don't think that most people are. it's rather the media trying to convince us that the majority is and that resistance is futile. in germany for example they've been showing masses of alleged "refugee welcome" people; turned out they used outtakes from other rallies that had nothing to do with "refugees" 1457617376951 Arschloch33: Just because he was shouting "F1 - F1 - F1" 1457762297544 djh123: thats fake......not deep enough to drown in. fucking learn how to fucking swim. faggots 1457763807444 tokerator: ^ *in which to drown. And it's a drawring. 1457763983886 (show all comments) djh123: ^unrealistic shitty drawing. my dick can draw better than that 1457764063256 Anonymous: ^Pics, or it did not happen! 1510171237887 Anonymous: ^ dailym.ai/2zoEWNp 1510187720771 Anonymous: arm should be black, everyone knows white men can swim 1510233787457 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/213370/People_Nowadays

Motorola phone

motorola (1) , phone (75)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1247761571718.jpg Info: JPG, 45 Kbytes (400x271) Added by: Hughbie (Jul 16, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse DutchGuy: big and heavy enough to kill a man. 1250537115393 Anonymous: i still use this! 1250538226638 Sheila: no the only electronic device capable of killing is the xbox power brick© 1250538249328 Anony: what is this? 1288127735987 Phadrus: I think it's a CB radio, good buddy. 10-4. Go ahead..... 1288128123162 Anonymous: Keep your smart phone bullshit, all thats needed is calling + texting 1288135313131 Anonymous: oh sweet! the new android phone is out! 1288167913177 Nickeh43: Check out the sweet features on that piece of digital ass! 1288180558532 g-man: too modern for me 1288183953148 BnSneky: i got 1 1288185403555 crackerkiller5: ^upgrade or GTFO^ 1288215770951 protonX80: i had one just like that when the bastards (service provider) used to charge 32 Rs/min (apporx $0.70) 1293115821678 Anonymous: i'm 16 and what is that?? 1296630079522 Anonymous: Remember Zack Morris' phone back in the day? 1296632026914 (show all comments) Squirrely1: A flip phone is all the rage... 1296632161241 CheeseofdarknesS: Brickohone 1297091049786 TheSentry: haha my first phones was much bigger 1297094531307 Decorum: All guy's say it was bigger. 1328402260732 Anonymous: The Chuck Norris of cell phones! 1328415061949 Anonymous: It's High Tech, bitches. 1448150545822 Ghostoftime: bout as big as a vcr. 1448174158996 Anonymous: Nigger bait. 1448244156677 Anonymous: @6638, how do yiu get "cellular" service? 1448610665731 Anonymous: I had one when they were new. It’s up in the attic somewhere. For it’s day it was a great phone. 1509839577784 Anonymous: y 90 stile 1509839807532 Anonymous: motorola = aol motor = moral too = oral moot 1510170585439 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/34233/Motorola_phone

Phone cable

phone (75) , cable (13)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.gagspace.com/imgsrc/hallo.jpg Info: JPG, 60 Kbytes (392x580) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Apr 5, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous but then... who was phone? 1254268814954 Pyro 1254268874707 Hughbie Hallo, you've reached 4chan. How can I fuck with you? 1254280216439 Pyro < After 2 min of 4chan 1256323336954 Bubble An Hero last confestion to 4chan support 1256323718365 SickNote 1259011645271 Pyro 1274701624136 Anonymous: win 1280438633964 Bun i soddie, did juu say sometink? 1280441594248 Anonymous: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2011-02-21/6e83631e3a8a79d4c583ae8ff0d487f8.gif 1309807196956 Anonymous ^ call someone who knows how to include pics 1309810058404 Anonymous: hello? HELLO? HELLO? i want a peperoni pizza with a side of fries YEH PEPERONI hello? HELLO?? 1309817082384 Anonymous: @8404 it's a gif so doesn't matter 1310060721374 LemmyLaffer: We windows server 2008 now 1338844044831 (show all comments) Anonymous 1403263110211 Hughbie Yeah I'm kinda in between jobs right now..but I'm sure I'd fit in. 1506353307362 Anonymous: 1506367754515 Anonymous: That's phony cable. 1509311042353 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: xaxx Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/8466/Phone_cable

Sheep phone art

sheep (19) , phone (75) , art (1151)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.imgxc.com/fullimage/eph6AV.jpg Info: JPG, 201 Kbytes (800x1800) Added by: Zobinsky (Jul 30, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Meh! 1312057721131 Anonymous: Phoney... 1312058030113 user775: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY 1312058240878 Tres: Very clever art. 1312058241304 Banshee5: They could use this for a commercial about cheap phones 1312058248806 user775: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw&NR=1 1312058416516 Greeft: They could use this in an ad for Welsh hookers. 1312091228617 Anonymous: Work by Jean Luc Cornec 1338369078763 Anonymous: It is like the classic Sony Ericsson-commercial "BE HERD" (or 'heard' as they spelled it at the time...) 1338369624994 NewZealander: I'd Shag Them 1360435421386 Anonymous: ^ lol, booo 1360435438333 Anonymous: iphone is doing it wrong, sheep-phone comes to you 1364309609571 NonComposMentis: Aww i thought they were chainmail sheep so they couldn't be pushed through a fence. :[ 1364309655493 Anonymous: Easy for the shepherd to call them. 1365822784502 (show all comments) Anonymous: Does an eight-year-old even understand it? 1507230170575 Anonymous: BaaaRing 1507295362284 Anonymous: 99% of everyone....suck it up people... 1507297562742 Anonymous: Too many HERE cry.....oh poor me...my life...bahhh haahh...look at me...look at me...fuck them.. 1507297978913 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: xaxx mcclown ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/183354/Sheep_phone_art

Earthquake rubble phone photo wtf

earthquake (21) , rubble (2) , phone (75) , photo (1859) , wtf (513)

Source: WEB / b0g URL: http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/y22_230350232.jpg Info: JPG, 125 Kbytes (891x594) Added by: Anonymous (Apr 26, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: "Thank Jesus for the earthquake!!!" - ""NP, lol" 1272256443797 K@z: 4chan tech support how can I help you? 1272328425134 Anonymous: "CAN U HEAR ME NAO???" 1274351350864 DutchGuy: "sup playa, i need moar buddha" 1274352179584 Pyro: How much u need man? 1274352256917 DutchGuy: "oh, u know, just enough to get by today. let's say a kilo" 1274352328358 Pyro: Aight playa i got it covered 1274352393362 Anonymous: dugtrio used earthquake! its super effective! 1274364431460 Anonymous: alo mom. i^m live!!!!!!! 1274369545181 Anonymous: "i turned it on.. no no it didn't work" 1274948212210 Anonymous: Hi yes can I get a large pepperoni 1274951176989 Sminge: "where you at?!?" 1274954574331 Anonymous: "waaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" 1274961322850 Anonymous: and it's 30 mins or it's free, right? OK, cool. 1277466690949 (show all comments) ThelemicMage: How much to re-do my sheetrock? 1277504080592 Anonymous: "Shitty Wok, take yor order prease!" 1277506238879 Anonymous: USA 1277506552817 Anonymous: "God, I am disappoint" 1280437102444 so_what_if___: hello plummer? you'll never guess whats blocking my toilet this time. 1280529280737 blutschwingel: he's dialed the number of the guy who gives a shit. 1282685073783 Anonymous: "When the earthquake came it was lucky Ed was taking a shit in the bushes" 1285784201761 Anonymous: Oh well, looks like it's back to the mud brick factory for the whole family 1285784400867 Anonymous: That fuckin curry don't half give one gas! 1285784990460 -tijno4: i bet he is calling his lawyer 1285795279547 Flarp: Wow. I was gonna try and come off with my typical stupid comment. But, I looked up close at dudes face. :( damn... 1285804454597 Bongochops: Hello, HELLO, Can I have a taxi please.... Where to?,... FUCKING ANYWHERE 1286096713389 Anonymou: omg,lookz like a banana phone ! 1290038752730 Anonymous: Yo dog, my shit fell down. You got any dope? 1290041795427 Anonymous: Waaaaay better than lame-ass T-Mobile!!!! 1290042880561 Kib420: Oh, Herro. 1290109361742 Anonymous: what a dumb-ass 1290111822703 rottentotten: ah, the yellow phone. calling for nuclear air support. oh, and the dude looks like foreskin 1290424094424 Anonymous: Hello Bin, you got the wrong coordinates... 1293318904603 Anonymous: "whatcha thinking about?" "oh, you know...earthquake stuff" 1311392379677 djh123: sad 1311392440491 RubberG: ' Shit, cops just pulled up!, I gotta go!' 1311418464558 Anonymous: 1-800-BUTT-HURT 1311432321568 Anonymous: hello? c4c helpline? yo, you would'nt believed what just happend! 1311433248596 ImYourMomBIATCH: i love you too, daddy 1317856494864 Epic Win: ..."you wan shimp fly lice?"... 1317965873481 Decorum: Hello; Family Insurance. No, I don't have my Insurance number, hello, hello? 1328400829451 Anonymous: Stupid chinks, these yellow fucks are technology stealers. Don't believe the kike propaganda that the asians are intelligent. They're not, they are just garbage like the niggers, beaners and kikes. 1328401023676 pepe64: Opelatol? I'd like to lepolt an ealthquake. 1377721281303 RuBBerG: ^ Opeletol? Is that the little bottle of pills that the Opel dealership gives you to nullify the alchohal in your blood after wrecking the car? . 1377722796200 ruBBerG: Hello, Jimmy John's! SHIT NIGGER! THAT WAS QUICK! 1377723404192 Anonymous: "I am so wasted!" 1378256817858 WillieBillBob: "Hello, Domino's? I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza". 1378345981360 Anonymous: "Mr. Hoffa? I have a complaint on how some of your union workers have performed while building my house... Yes... Well, no need to bother with that, I'm coming right over to explain things!" 1444785758132 sunfish: "o and i cant find my cat Fluffy" 1461216069109 Anonymous: Hello, Acme Products? I want to complain about your Super Firework! 1461363138899 Anonymous: why is that chink so fucking red? aren't those animals supposed to be yellow? 1461382517197 Anonymous: Think it'll work? 1488793534709 Anonymous: "Uh so yeah..about your tv that I borrowed".... 1504948865177 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/117127/Earthquake_rubble_phone_photo_wtf

BlackBerry

BlackBerry (3) , phone (75)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://cdn.crackberry.com/files/kevin/Anastasiadis-Dream-BlackBerry.jpg Info: JPG, 414 Kbytes (1836x1583) Added by: concordnhguy25 (Jan 20, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: wow 1329512263507 Anonymous: I would love this phone 1329515505958 Anonymous: Awesomeness!!! 1329520740834 Anonymous: cool, until you pick it up and press anywhere on the sreen/body 1329551182840 Cantfaptothis: Facking cool, but I'd probably drop this one in the toilet, too 1330300270842 Quantum69: touch-screen smartphones are the joke of the 21st century, i kid you not. 1330300344600 Quantum69: keypads FTW 1330300352187 ANONYGER: i have a curve8250, im using it to post here right now 1330300403280 Anonymous: Hang it! 1458483766627 Anonymous: AAAAAAAA 1499756274348 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: capeta ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/202036/BlackBerry

Baby phone drop fail newborn camera parenting

baby (246) , phone (75) , drop (11) , fail (641) , newborn (13) , camera (47) , parenting (24)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://media.fukung.net/images/37805/43e16b8273dc04e8accbc9ea606d551d.gif Info: GIF, 2046 Kbytes (391x450), Animated: 37 frames Added by: ManWhore (Aug 29, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse NobbyNobbs: What the fuck 1314649537434 YuLiekPicturz: Did they drop you as a kid or something? well not quite 1314656092254 LastResort: Wow, let me show off my underdeveloped child as a testimony to all the drinking i did during my pregnancy 1314656164414 djh123: wow what an asshole faggot prick douche this guy is 1315042788506 Aganonymous: dude! lol 1315059803556 Hughbie: knobjockey right there... 1315059891773 Quantum69 What a twat lol 1315060017700 Lickathesplit: At first look at the thumbnail pic i thought he was grinding his salt/pepper mill to spice his food up before putting it in the microwave oven, but that's just me thinking... 1315065097848 nothingface: Oh thank god the Phone was saved. 1315961268314 Everdark: .. the fuck..?! 1315961604418 Anonymous: lmfao 1317138089453 JosefFritzl: What's so bad about this? Parents in India and Africa beat and eat they children at this newborn age, stupid curry bathing coons. 1317162335916 Squirrley1: Child Protective Services where are you??? 1317163342409 Anonymous: .lagerassassin.eu/sport-stream/1/2614.html 1317163727848 (show all comments) been there bangin': it's the picture, the memory, the ceremony that's important, eh jewboy, and not the beby itself. Sure, have a kodak moment. but don't get any on anyone...dumb jew. 1317167273672 MOM: Like dropping a brick from 8 feet onto a adults chest. Casteration is accepable 1321471379327 Anonymous: what a retard 1321473445856 The Original Spoon: Guess he's having second thoughts about the abortion thing. 1321827417377 Bonefish: Stupid, clumsy oaf. Sorry kid, you can't choose your parents. 1357672396137 darkstan: ^LOL @ "...clumsy oaf." And yeah, sorry kid. 1357672536133 Anonymous: take him out and execute him 1357790472628 Spartak: RIP innocent chaild... 1357798679258 Fickerle: when the kid's grown up it will still be haunted by those nightmares of huge heavy phones falling on his chest from the sky. 1357854355542 Anonymous: dude you just missed the head 1371658546262 Anonymous: dude still wants the picture 1496305338326 Anonymous: just be glad it wasn't a huge ipad he was using to take that pict 1496317397743 Anonymous: ^Should have been a 1990's draggable laptop. That would have taught the little stinker. 1496331044769 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Wigger Banshee5 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/186078/Baby_phone_drop_fail_newborn_camera_parenting

4CHAN TECHNICAL SUPPORT. HOW MAY I BE OF ASSISTANCE?

4chan (628) , phone (75)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1251640037532.png Info: PNG, 422 Kbytes (640x480) Added by: superanon (Aug 30, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse brutalninja: probaly makes as much sense as the people at centre-link anyway! 1252654214769 Hughbie: Oh ma goodnesh...you've reached Jamal from India...how can of assistance be I? 1252655454611 Bubble: hahahahahahahahaahah, OMG that made me laugh 1252870992711 Anonymous: just imagine the sound of spoken words O.o woop fuckelido 1253733106943 Anonymous: thats where you put your cock if you were wondering 1264048185936 Anonymous: thats where you put your cock if you were wondering ... 1264048267637 CHANmh: ^4769 Australian! :O 1291040637375 Anonymous: Jamal will do the needful 1383402205232 Anonymous: He moonlights as Joe Biden's press secretary. 1383407552960 Anonymous: invisiblewoman's clit slap 1383452114938 Anonymous: I found out a few weeks ago this 24 year old guy has been grooming my 13 year old daughter for quite a few months now, apparently he's a bit of a "player" when it comes to underage girls, she was tested positive for gonorrhoea last week and needless to say I want to ruin his life, can anyone help me please? Details are Tom Shepherd 07730 766839 https://m.facebook.com/tom.shepherd.589?fref=ts http: 1416542510775 Anonymous: Janet Reno Lives ! 1417574810612 Anonymous: AAAAAAAA 1483104289736 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: LemmyLaffer Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/45656/4CHAN_TECHNICAL_SUPPORT._HOW_MAY_I_BE_OF_ASSISTANCE?

Fire smoke explosion smile photo phone tony blair laugh

fire (261) , smoke (108) , explosion (65) , smile (428) , photo (1859) , phone (75) , tony blair (1) , laugh (51)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://anub.ru/uploads/06.2007/118085822867_15.jpg Info: JPG, 48 Kbytes (440x440) Added by: RKB (Jul 8, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Pyro: FUCK YEAH 1278738773758 kinganonymous: < ^ Lol 1278809919390 Anonymous: lol Tony Blair 1279026259277 Pyro: Chicks dig guys who stand in front of explosions 1279187858279 Anonymous: hahahaha do not press ........haha the red button.......oops 1279489495574 Anonymous: WIN 1284155281296 chrud: belly laugh!!! 1284155345620 Anonymous: I Love this picture. Pure genius!! 1285783223884 Anonymous: Hey Kids, Look what Daddy and George made on the weekend! 1285783387831 Pyro: ^ Uncle Pyro helped.....uh i mean......I WAS AT THE BAR 1293505991238 Anony: This look shopped. Doesn't? 1293548673283 BnSneky: ^Really 1293548913721 Anonymous: Dubya's poodle. 1293549067215 Gypsygreen: hows that for a facebook profile picture 1293559257450 (show all comments) StormTrooper: Simply magnificent. Damn funny. 1293563781679 Allah my pig: yeah ! Killing muslim animals -thats what im talking about ! 1296800207881 djh123: need bigger camera 1366176999159 N: Blood soaked mud is his name. 1480535724647 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: djh123 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/135840/Fire_smoke_explosion_smile_photo_phone_tony_blair_laugh

Dildo phone hallo

dildo (153) , phone (75) , hallo (1)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1237820053453.jpg Info: JPG, 4 Kbytes (146x193) Added by: 68.208.* (Mar 23, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Hello, internets? 1237829328143 Anonymous: Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring; PENIS Phone! 1246464737495 Faust: I get this feeling, because my peeenis is riiiinging.... 1246499870561 Anonymous: Sarah!! I told u thats not the phone! 1247618903764 Oa: Gramma, why does your phone smell like KY jelly and New Jersey at low tide? 1247927063447 Anonymous: get me the president 1255662065341 Samps: 4chan technical support, this is Samps, how may I assist you? 1255669376403 djh123: nom! 1312863034921 nombah62: Hallo??? 1317440267785 anonymous: With a bit more imagination, this could be a "Smellaphone" too! 1323727307313 Anonymous: chan4chan helpdesk operator 1323733521633 Decorum: The new Dictaphone. 1328398524943 Anonymous: Hello yes, yes mr. president the erection results are in. 1328405206320 Anonymous: THIS PHONE SMELLS LIKE ASSS! 1328454853429 (show all comments) Holy Fook: ^ your breath smells like ass 1328454896682 BnSneky: the dick phone 1328457141935 Moongrim: Could be worse- a banana phone 1328459894908 nokiandroid: samsung 1328464800686 Anonymous: iPhone 1328474831936 Anonymous: hello, hello, this is the faggot police 1349297173455 Anonymous: Holy dick phone Batman its Obamma 1349297269822 Chicagosox23: "ring ring ring ring ring banana fone" 1349305720767 Anonymous 1364083039529 BelleFeeGore: Non mais alloooo quoi :) 1364119422440 confucious says:: cunt hear you gots ear infuckion 1423488199726 Anonymous: that's a dickeridoo, and you're using it wrong 1423539875455 Anonymous: RIP Freddy Mercury 1454555822197 Anonymous: Oh !! Hi Dick !! 1454585602275 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/5069/Dildo_phone_hallo

Nigger phone

nigger (630) , phone (75)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/3931/cl6dfjoskn.jpg Info: JPG, 214 Kbytes (621x466) Added by: Hughbie (Nov 19, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: blacktooth 1258636763274 Anonymous: At least he doessn't feel the need to give a menacing appearance 1259284785602 jackfrosty: ^ holy shit its true! Is this teh legendary black man?!?! 1259485006840 Anonymous: must be a maasai tribeman from east Africa. They are the ones who make there ears like that. 1259485608651 1488: ^ fuck you faggot nigger cum sucker 1260146468287 Zoro: 8651 - Thanks for the info.^ This ignorant faggot scum sucker coulnd't spell his face. 1260156677347 Hughbie: Well he's certainly not dressed right then....back to the desert Mr. Maasi....and loose the shirt. 1260161975378 Anonymous: WAIT.......niggers dont have phones 1260185089685 ysosrs: fucking black people 1260185377637 akingu: nigger ain't got a job but he show doo have dat phone! 1260217150872 crackerkiller5: ^school or GTFO^ 1260226902190 Anonymous: Silly black guy...technology's not for coons. 1260396624505 Anonymous: Silly black guy...technology's not for you 1260396684963 Chrisy: now thats handsfree 1263550984635 (show all comments) iprobablyhateyou: Silly black guy.... technology's not for niggers 1263572474440 beepb00p: nuke africa 1266763364849 Bubble: kill -9? no wounder u mad, i would be lookin like that, fool. 1266784664709 Anonymous: This hung nigga will wrap hes peckah round yo momma's neck & start her head like a lawnmower. 1266800850347 Anonymous: black i pod is better, more jiggabytes 1302350846652 Anonymousg of rubber: Niggers and cellphones. They dont work and have no hobbies so all they do is drugs, visit, taking on the phone and reproduce like roaches. 1302350990491 Anonymousg of rubber: ^ just like us, right bro? 1302352257688 Anonymous: Braincancer...but then again...no big damage to a nigger 1302364362397 TyroneOnPhone: Evil White Man stole all the High Technology from da Black Man ! 1302367430922 Regal Grand Kleagle: ^...as Greazee Spear Chunker be tryin ta steal all the wimmens from da Honky Man! 1302368518914 BnSneky: geeez niggers 1302369543268 Anonymous: WHAT A HIPSTER! 1302386091683 Anonymousg of rubber: WHAT A NIGGER! 1302387093339 Anonymousg of rubber: BUT THEN AGAIN: FUNNY SHIT 1302387241401 Anonymous: he's a HIPPIE. hippies are peaceful fun people. 1302406361758 Anonymous: I know a bunch of fat hardcore dudes with sleeve tats that can do that too. 1310793794955 Khalthar: You gotta be shittin me! WTF! No way in HELL! That's what Bluetooth is for! 1310797006380 Anonymous: NIGGERS DON'T PAY PHONE BILLS ON TIME 1310829446821 Anonymous: ROODY-POO ! 1310830001731 Ulknudel: This looks like a SouthAfrican or nigerian - African American could be Obama family??? 1366300509282 gypsygreen: Nigger gonna nigg 1366332093372 Anonymous: OBAMA PHONE 1366335847230 Anonymous: Brrring! Brrring! "Dumb-ass here!" 1366550071198 RubberG: What would niggers do without cellphones? They are always on the fucking phone. I guess when you have no job that only leaves talking on the phone all day. 1366550430354 Anonymus_O: … und in seinem Oberstübchen lausen sich gerade zwei stinkende Affen. 1393856592544 DrLazlow: RoadKOONS are clinically insane. Search YOUTUBE for "black gangs in new orleans" and you will be entertained for HOURS watching the apes 1393856852987 Anonymous: Niggers have deathcore scene fag earlobes too? 1451207763519 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/68973/Nigger_phone

Can we get two large meatloaf pizzas?

pizza hut (3) , prank (83) , phone (75) , police (264) , trollface (105) , fffuuu (438)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1273199966997.jpg Info: JPG, 92 Kbytes (696x618) Added by: Anonymous (May 7, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse wupme: If somebody would call and order a meat loaf pizza, he would get a meat loaf pizza. mhm pizza. GOD IM HUNGRY NOW. Thanks, stupid ass trollface :( 1276093952837 Anonymous: Win 1277843134948 Anonymous: WIN WIN WIN 1278868521398 Anonymous: FAIL FAIL FAIL - THEY ARE NIGGERS 1279130959336 Pyro: HAHAHAHAHA ID PISS MYSELF LAUGHING 1279190918827 Nukubu: 9336 nope...they're not, all 3 of them are at work, impossible if they're niggers 1279193175468 Anonymous: They should come up with a meatloaf pizza! 1279865072571 Jovi: LOOOL nice 1279865643419 orag: LOOOOOOOOOOOL 1279871578251 crackerkiller5: im crying tears right now 1279872573191 holyshitlongname: ^^well what else can you cry? ^^ 1282067482969 Pyro: ^Sheer epicness thats wat 1282208627146 Anonymous: Problem, Pizza Hut dude? 1282844391945 Anonymous: TRIFORCE NIGGAH PIZZAHH FUCK UZA!! 1282867732296 (show all comments) who: WIN! 1286482142635 Anonymous: watch?v=0HITEjRpYqg <youtube 1295299113237 TinFoilHatGuy: MeatLoaf Pizza 4U CyberPolice-AVAL 1295957663430 Toxified Somone order a large meatloaf pizza? 1319608519211 Crackerkiller5: Bump for the Lulz 1379917764332 Anonymous: LAPD, is that short for LAP Dog? 1444762965975 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/121763/Can_we_get_two_large_meatloaf_pizzas?

E LO? YEAH 4CHAN... NO! 4RRR CHAN

4chan (628) , stone (6) , phone (75)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i33.tinypic.com/2hmir02.jpg Info: JPG, 244 Kbytes (917x917) Added by: Bubble (Nov 10, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Hughbie: Calling home? No chance, 1258305064514 crackerkiller5: ^lol^ 1258306103610 Bubble: type the numbers into your mobile... but like you're writing a txt... 1258965239280 SickNote helloo 4chan how may i help you? 1258987982901 SickNote: fuck "OF" and die, lol 1258988131879 Wolfman: uhm 2901 that pic oddy arouses me 1265065289831 AGENTDORK: ^^agreed 1265082735756 Anonymous: sauce for SickNote's pic? 1265088681287 DKma£ter: Shiver, liverpool; even blackpools better than liverpool; but at least hes callin 118247 rather than 118118, wayy 2 expencive prank calls! 1271285776388 boogergotgoofy: been there... 1271536531232 lictor: To much north west England - Go back to porn 1306870169135 Anonymous: niggers are so fucking stupid 1306871206356 Anonymous: whats up with these goths? 1306965495109 Anonymous: goth's are the past germanic tribe's 1307066087474 (show all comments) Nigger Killer14: Nigger Are Fuckin Stupid Monkeys. 1307087794768 ricma23: original jpg please ... 1442077326714 Anonymous: cargo cult is how niggers roll. 1442321291834 Anonymous: rEwAkuoAkUYdJvGKIdk 1442323929411 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/66907/E_LO?_YEAH_4CHAN..._NO!_4RRR_CHAN

Mirror money nigger phone

mirror (181) , money (145) , nigger (630) , phone (75)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1301580017726.jpg Info: JPG, 40 Kbytes (376x619) Added by: Anonymous (Mar 31, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Buttermilk: that must be before child support....dumb ass niggas 1301598778694 Anti-BlazinWeed: RIP BlazinWeed 1301603546684 Aganonymous: weeed 1301632289375 chumpno1: use that cash to buy longer pants that fit you dumbass 1301633969693 Anonymous: Where would niggers be without drugs? -They'd be stealin' even *more* of your shit. 1301689742567 TitsMagoo: Weeelll... Obviously we have a gay pest in Lincoln Park... 1301704692943 admackbar: what is that, like 1,000 bucks??? oh wow hes sooo rich fucking derpty derp 1301704917788 Anonymous: what a fucking idiot , believes in federal reseve toilet paper. 1301751183584 Greeft: ^Like this you mean? 1301752077449 Lando Calrissian: My brother is a nig 1301754562750 Anonymous: Niggaz too DUMB to have a bank account... POOR CASH MANAGEMENT!! 1301761570332 Anonymous: Fuck Benjamin Franklin, Cracka ass name, Gimmie some Jacksons! 1301761737104 Capt. Obvious: money is a novelty to this lot. hence, their flaunting of it 1301822018164 Anonymous: 17 dollars? 1301869773530 (show all comments) Anonymous: this boy is a tool! a knob! a dickhead! he even gave himself a wedgy! no sorry i made i mistake i can see his underwear and that makes him really cool, even if he hasn't been to jail. 1301898868121 NonComposMentis: ^^Clearly that is not $17. There are '$50's in his hand. Even if it's Monopoly Money, you are an idiot. :] 1307499832165 Last_Resort: Niggas gotta nig 1307519004229 Sarsaday: Somebody get this nigger a wallet, pronto. 1314821749556 BnSneky: 80% of all paper money has fecal matter on it.........and it's in da mouth 1314822177473 RubberG: Not one dollar was earned through honest work. 1314826555290 Quantum69: http://www.ranker.com/list/top-10-dirtiest-things-you-touch-every-day/joanne 1314827615780 m4k3k3: kinkos nigga 1314906805318 Anonymous: ^^ fail, money is only no. 2, no. 1 is NIGGERS 1314909088692 Quantum69: ^LOL i stand corrected. 1314910979547 Tattoos: Yeah, look at this geechy fucking nigger flaunting all that money he made selling drugs. I'm really impressed. 1315514500800 SirDreadly: You'd think he could afford longer pants with all that cash ... 1317121003162 MegaShit: Saved up all his welfare checks and cashed them in one day. 1317134048217 Anonymous: Ya! You da man! Uh, uh. Ya. Uh, ya. For real yo! 1317141770378 Peckerhead: I'm sure that fucking niggers mouth is dirtier than the money 1321749943665 Decorum: My Mum ma sure's make the money at $9.98 a pop. 1328399261822 Pauly Shore: Wow! you could live for three weeks with that much cash. 1328401100381 Anonymous: he needs to put that money back in the white womans purse he works for 1328669774175 RubberG: ^ he doesn;t work. Never has and the ONLY job he will ever have is doing laundry in prison. 1328695341969 Anonymous: wtf? 50s? 2nd class bitch 1328771224270 US Mint: Now you know what dirty money looks like. Full of STDs, lice, chiggers, AIDS and of course the fail virus. 1328793243717 sturmfalke: ^ lol 1328793546517 Dakota Fanning: My mother told me to always wash my hands after handling money. 1328822680563 Anonymous: My mother told me to always wash my hands after walloping niggers. 1328875271206 Anonymous: wow, monkey with dollars 1329184063516 Anonymous: EBT CARD WITHDRAWAL 1329185390121 Anonymous: nigra i boo at you 1329271186523 Dick Gazinya: Niggers steal all their money or make it by selling drugs because they won't work. They have no job, no personality and no dignity to flaunt so they flaunt their money. Any way you look at it, their still nasty ass niggers and I'm still a member of a better race of people; CAUCASIAN! 1329271685987 Anonymous: nigger just cashed his welfare check 1329726853662 Anonymous: Hence,the term "NIGGER RICH",which was instituted over three decades ago. This is a fine example of evolutionary fail on the part of the Negroid species. Hence,the term "STOOPID NIGGERS!" LULZZZ 1329898726183 springfieldohio: That guy is from my town thats his tax return money im being quite serious he came to my school to get his kid 1333269896742 Anonymous: And you abolished slavery for this??!!!?!??!?! 1333353982158 Anonymous: patetic,, acople 20s and this nigga fell like shit?? thats happened cuz they never have nothing,, 1333354876173 Anonymous: you jealous? you wish you had so much cash monnay!!!!! 1333354949475 MWsRAGE_5: stupid niggers they think stuffing themselfs with cash means their rich. some people in their bank have over 100,000 dollars and they aint showing off 1333697561830 Anonymous: U KNOW HONESTLY, THATS NOT MUCH MONEY, FEW HUNDRED BUCKS, NIGGER GOT HIS TAX RETURN, OH WAIT, NIGGER AINT GOT A JOB 1333754770517 BrainlessNeeegrooow: Gangbanger-nigger probably got the money by robbing an old white woman... 1333761421844 ttrollll: you'd think with all that money he could buy some pants that fit 1334096294471 Anonymous 1360569660390 Anonymous 1365196167960 Anonymous: colored people are soooooo cooooooooool 1365272473650 Anonymous: Pink fairy beret! The kind you wear when you know you're gay! - Prince 1365297757880 Anonymous: problem? GREECE? 1441007364674 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: Korzo ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/173035/Mirror_money_nigger_phone

EPICFAIL - Yes, Your fail can ruin your life

epic (54) , fail (641) , 4chan (628) , phone (75)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1259382031171.jpg Info: JPG, 158 Kbytes (750x600) Added by: pocket (Nov 28, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Pyro: XXX-XX-XXXX 1259384566300 pocket:  XXX-XX-XXXX  1259384753930 LittleDemon: xxx-xx-xxxx lols 1259441898544 Anonymous: XXX-XX-XXXX nice :P 1259442280540 Anonymous: 674-77-3965 heyyyy didn't work for me either !! :( 1259450067330 SickNote: ^your supposed to hold ALT + F4 then type it you idiot 1259453507121 Anonymous: ^ LOL at ALT+F4 1260179971705 Anonymous: Why would someone post their Social Security No. to a website or anywhere? Life = ruined. 1260638280849 Anonymous: maybe he didnt acually post it maybe it was just a test to see if they were bullshiting ;P 1260818618502 randyvanburen: lol what's a social number??? 1260820021586 Spermany: motivational fails! this guy's faking, no one on 4chan is stupid! 1260820120810 Bubble: you seen the delete sys triforce?^ 1260821010887 crackerkiller5: XXX-XX-XXX7 1260834041825 Anonymous: XXX-XX-XXX 1260871708419 (show all comments) Anonymous: the social number is a way they can track us and keep up to tabs on the population 1260876273859 Spermany: ^the moar you know 1260895076607 CuntStomper: 543-65-9303 1261045320473 iaksakkak: XXWWWAA-WRRFDS_QAAQSJHDHXX-XXJSHJSGJWTTU-XX 1261053705753 Noztik@RS: 649-82-3904... 1264967087117 Noztik@RS: HOLY FUCK! NO NOT AGAIN!!! NOOOOOoooo 1264967104492 rubberduckazilla: for the people that cant do it...have you deleted system32 and twain32 yet? 1265249627183 santa: 72893292938293 1265251711268 AGENTDORK: 666-88-666 1265251952597 Anonymous: 587-41-796 1265327641337 sqwrrl: Purple 1265357208107 Anonymous: < Arkansas, he lives there 1265610882174 Samps: XXX-XX-XXXpotato 1265614071997 AGENTDORK: 666-69-666. 1265876273797 Anonymous: XXX-XX-XXX cool it works 1266911431316 Anonymous: ha ha ha ha to all you fucktards who have social security numbers 1266955402247 SexKiller: 777-93-1111 1267023933107 Anonymous: HAHAHA omg that was so good 1268744093450 c4caddict: sweet 1268774048964 naterls: 265-58-4852 1268977016113 Anonymous: XXX-XX-XXXX Fuck, it worked for me! 1269583115707 Anonymous: XXX-XX-XXXX Giggidy 1269583143728 Anonymous: XXX-XX-XXXX - WOHOO, and i dont even have one xD 1269595344945 Grave: XXX-XX-XXXX kewl 1269623484205 balder: XXX-XX-XXXX , xD 1271803277331 Anonymous: ▲ 1271803431718 Anonymous: ▲ ▲ 1271803445506 Warg: XXX-69-PR0N 1271838995812 Anonymous: 123-45-678 OMG it doesnt work how do i delete it 1273089304646 Anonymous: Newfags can't XXX-XX-XXX 1273099414806 Juggle91: ∆•§˜ºπª¶§© 1273136874861 Ann T. Christ: 666-XX-XXXX 1273637264255 Loser4Lyfe: 678-84-3477 1274861444725 Amarnath: xxx-xx-xxxx lol can't believe her hell for that 1274861498214 Mr. Anonymous: XXX-XX-XXXX probly won't work 1274901790551 Anonymous: Fucking idiots. You've got to at least run Censor Mode by pressing ALT+space+C first. 1275506401755 Timmay1369: ▲▲▲ Triforce XXX-XX-XXXX 1276229155576 Anonymous: I lol'd 1276249690895 Trigger1987: Priceless 1277575951536 vengance: XXX-XX-XXXX HA! WIN!!!! 1277578907628 Anonymous: why would anyone try to post a social number on a page where trolls like me are born?? 1278201593515 Arsonist: XXX-XX-XXXX win 1278793933950 ElCapitan: AHAHHA TRIFORCE FAGS!!!! Another one bites the dust 1278802308554 DESU DESU DESU DESU: 123-45-FUKU 1278819639786 دا فييد: 123-45-678 FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 1278821211350 Armistice: lool 1279125528305 Craphere: 738-3847-2342 1279291765867 the7rafe7: ▲▲▲-▲▲-▲▲▲▲ 1279397925844 Anonymous: epic fail is epic 1279441542416 Anonymous: XXX-XX-XXXX Fuck yeah. 1279475379987 Bun: XXX-XX-XXXX omg brilliant! 1279476312915 Juggle91: ¡™£¢∞§¶¶• ªªº¥ƒß´®†¥¨˚ˆ††´∂ß´£åßø¬ 1279960398399 Anonymous: 290-29-5829 ...WTF? o shit... 1280356631592 sUNz: lol-xo-what ? 1284151000863 sUNz: oh numers... 123.45.6789 1284151051648 Anonymous: was a troll 1284756870391 anon: LOL-JO-SUCK 1284759343244 willybeamish: you cant do anything with mine. i work for myself and fuck everyone who is stupid enough to finance me anything. fuck them all. earn your own. 1284787943444 Anonymous: 111-22-3333 1286170845306 fart: 000-00-0000 I got the beta version 1286183715974 xHumbex: 50N-0F-CUN7 1286503230762 sickfuck88: LOL dumbass 1286827002641 arigatno: omg ahahah retard 1286945412417 anon: IAM-12-WIT? 1287062900253 Anonymous: /btards 1297300923844 Anonymous: I was here 1312730928109 Anonymous: X-XXXX-XXXX Hey ! It works for other countries, too!! 1313704549226 Anonymous: FOREVER ALONE 1318617573730 Anonymous: 867-00-5309 1318617723740 Anonymous: ASS-MEH-Fail 1369778063812 Johnny H: iT'S NOT SPELT "JAIL".... IT'S SPELT "GAOL", YOU FUCKING DOLT ! Check the OED.... I'm English, it's our fucking language you american faggot-shit. Suck on that bastard. (Oh, an how do you pronounce "Aluminium" by the way)..... It's AL-U-MIN-I-UM, NOT FUCKING ALUMINUM 1370852560343 Anonymous: ^ Fucking Asshole! It is "SPELT"? You mean "spelled"!!! 1370852761244 Anonymous: 594-06-3070 1405035627358 liplocker_code3: ^^Different spelling, same thing. Quit fapping and open a book once in a blue moon. 1411847915244 Ahhhaa: ^ Different spelling, different things.Learn to english before teaching. 1411848394609 liplocker_code3: ^Yawn! 1411917147972 Ahhhaa: ^ Illiterate! 1411931343769 Anonymous: 860~06~6332 DOB 3/24/1990 1424725588797 Anonymous: 435-11-8864 1435338923180 Anonymous: DOB 9-5-1961 1435339155963 Anonymous: 9/5/1961 1435339237924 Anonymous: Oh crap, that was an accident! I thought social would come up as **** 1435367669411 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/70869/EPICFAIL_-_Yes,_Your_fail_can_ruin_your_life

Phone blood girl

phone (75) , blood (160) , girl (385)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1245385813805.jpg Info: JPG, 470 Kbytes (450x600) Added by: *.rr.com (Jun 19, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: tuberculosis... it's a messy business. 1246492589723 Faust: Zombie!!!! OH NOES! 1246500458759 Anonymous: phone not tampoon! >:l 1246513705745 Anonymous: that is fucking wrong 1246956823490 Anonymous: THEN WHO WAS PHONE 1250914117446 Anonymous: Telemarketers make me fucking sick. 1250918439884 brutalninja: now thats fucking brutal! 1252839940516 cracker_killer: thats what she said 1252897516207 randyvanburen: that's fucking hot!! 1252907594535 Khalthar: "DAMMIT MOM! I NEED THOSE TAMPONS!" 1252910638108 Anonymous: pcp 1255576116270 Tznu: I was like....Bitch stop calling me....Her response was ...Imma kill myself..my response was ..Do it then... 5mins later ..her response was ...help me...beep beep beep 1256965171887 Anonymous: What a gay picture 1256965916536 Anonymous: cute 1257099115827 (show all comments) PlaugedByLife: PUT ME THROUGH TO 4CHAN please 1257100146523 Anonymous: this pic is so gay 1257105008568 Pyro: like you? 1257112826425 sqwrrl: she must really hate telemarketers 1257142898737 Cogent1: love 1257228522410 tonytoneton: fukkin sprint 1257478744445 4chansucks: what a gay picture. 1257482058378 Anonymous: "hello 4chan hotline how may i help ypu" 1258224753117 jbeezy: phone sex FAIL 1262682927238 ImaD00d: Requesting sauce... 1262688072409 Anonymous: BAM BAM MANBAGZ! Mrh ban haz hambargar? 1266467932148 SexKiller: looks straight to me. 1266469008434 Anonymous: im in love 1275768250301 Clarkky: reminds me of my Ex wife.. blood thirsty bitch! 1275773268616 ElCapitan: "Is Steve there?" ... "I think you got the wrong.....blllaaaarrrrrgggpphh" 1275788171372 Samps: 4chan technical support, how may I help you? 1275810341642 so_what_if___: reminds me of higurashi ni naku koro ni. 1280174191342 Anonymous: So my pizza WON'T be here in 30 minutes. blaghuahga 1286758669517 Barnstormer: Draino is NOT a beverage, dammit...! 1287691155753 Anony-me: now that's some serious internal bleeding i don't think she's gonna make it folks 1287935779822 Anonymous: r.i.p. lady gaga 1287974453563 Anonymous: Pretty gorgeous. 'Love it. 1288028734546 Anonymous: FUUUUUUUUU 1288071015134 Anonymous: Fap fap fap. 1288302853579 BnSneky: do want 1288303293223 Anonymous: sorry anal her too hard 1288309855130 Anonymous: have not seen such a phone in years! 1288468339697 Leashedhate: If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. 1288475348738 Anonymous: mom? 1288488131331 Anonymous: Damn some girls really do get a heavy period 1288530540284 Anonymous: She had a really hard time trying to use this phone 1290563991393 Anonymous: I like it how many people don't like it because they don't know what to say. I say: She looks kind of cute. 1292448686383 Anonymous: t-virus? 1292475998131 Anonymous: Hello, 411, what's the number to 911? 1292507922843 Greeft: I always wondered what those phone sex girls really look like. 1292508528895 Anonymous: 28 Calls Later 1313150973412 djh123: the fuck 1313158403746 Anonymous: Gothic? 1313204129708 Last_Resort: Sort of want 1313213886813 Anonymous: more homolka shit ? WTF ! 1363679515320 CrackSnacker She's hot!! I can do this... 1363680292833 Anonymous: R.I.P Lindsay Lohan 1363728881978 fezmonkey: moo 1420124542448 Crackhead Fezmonkey: black and blood 1434949617368 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/27369/Phone_blood_girl

Phone jesus photoshop

phone (75) , jesus (226) , photoshop (445)

Source: WEB / ircimages URL: http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/d/9/d93c175c172c8ffb62c1d8f256e862da.jpg Info: JPG, 59 Kbytes (600x450) Added by: dzanira (Jan 13, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse bro: sweet phone 1263418542970 Hughbie: Hey jesus, you back already mofo? Ready to get nailed again? 1263440604791 Anonymous: Jesus saves... to the SIM card 1263440942342 gmode: Hughbie: don't disrespect the Lord like that! your knees will bow. and you will confess Him as Lord - read the bible, sir 1263443037653 danie: ^hey buddy, JESUS HATES YOU. ^.^ 1263443200846 gmode: He is actually proud right now - love you, danie 1263445324119 gmode: Jesus is Lord and is the only way to heaven - love you, bro. 1263445530878 gmode: don't lose direction, danie 1263446105329 ImaD00d: Praise be to gmode for speaking the truth. If a man hath eyes let him see that Jesus is the only way to salvation. Danie, Hughbie, I shall pray for you. 1263447633727 pocket: I will also pray for both of them. All of our brothers heed the words of our lord, and cast off those who would refute the holy gospel with "reason" or "science" or "logic"- as these are the devil's tools of trickery. 1263480221976 Hughbie: gmode....jesus blows me..god bows to me....ImaV 1263482107625 Hughbie: gmode....jesus blows me..god bows to me....Ima 1263482112635 Hughbie: fucking keyboard...ImaD00d....srsly dude....grow up...Words of who? A book written by us humans....that you follow without question.... Who was Mary? How did she get pregnant? And the birth? What about the Ark? Cmon guys..srsly...you lol me...big time... 1263482498718 Anonymous: I just read the bible and all they talked about was Chuthulu, of cause Im reading the original untranslated one. 1263483212450 (show all comments) Hughbie: ah Chuthulu...depends on who u talk to...... 1263483365290 Redrocco: 1263484575155 Redrocco: Im gonna try and be the first eaten 1263484639367 Hughbie: lol....that makes me lol... 1263484992928 Redrocco: my problem with so called christians is that they aren't really christain. they dont follow christs teachings, they follow thier preacher. 1263485086624 Anonymous: My problem with all people who belive in god is that they think its strange to belive in Santa! 1263491210317 iprobablyhateyou: my problem is my dick is too big and condoms don't fit... so i keep knocking bitches up 1263491980321 Anonymous: Sweet, Jesus has a Palm Pre! 1281120357851 Anonymous: Question: Why do Christians go on these types of image boards? Isn't it sinful for them? 1286961950227 gmode: I'm a Jesusfag. 1286962268738 AwesomeAnonymous!: ^newfag fails 1288573060329 Wundenkind: jesus, i do›#t like your gay new hairdo 1291411031893 Weed: Hello, Neo. Do you know who this is? 1291415368112 Fingie: sup jesus 1323799295522 Anonymous: sand nigger 1323800336728 Anonymous: nice little child, so innocent 1323801050334 Korzo: I notice that Jesus got married... 1323801744907 Anonymous: ^He had to come back for his bride = The Church and all that have recieved Him as Christ into their hearts. I guess that leaves all of us out - except for gmode who might just be Jesus trolling. 1323802289375 Anonymous: fake 1380132722519 Fezmonkey: May the Balls of Jesus Christ slap gently upun your chin forever, amen. For it is w 1431405394200 Anonymous: The new Jesus cellphone... You'll always have a direct connection to the Lord. Dialing 69 will immediately allow you to talk to God... or you can make prank calls to the other place by dialling 666. All this for only $200/month (Taxes and other charges may apply) 1431406626303 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: gfebgtgan ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/83169/Phone_jesus_photoshop

FAIL

upside-down (11) , obama (226) , phone (75) , FAIL (641)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1251905992845.jpg Info: JPG, 37 Kbytes (435x404) Added by: Hughbie (Sep 2, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Americans waking up to the Disaster in the White House 1251911007744 COOLBOARDER141: What disaster? Our whole government is a DISASTER if you want the truth...A 3 year old could do a better job than most of the dumbasses in there today. 1253642988520 Anonymous: Agreed. 1253671352959 obama: WTF!!!!1!1!!!!!!!!! lulz silly me 1254026824261 Anonymous: and they said bush was dumb haha 1254285287172 BeatsOnLosers: Bush did the same thing , you dumb, cumsuffering peasant of faggotry. 1254424261811 Bubble: it's three 1254424300348 Dammitall: No, seriously, we're completely screwed. 1254614804376 cracker_killer: ^how so?^ 1254626976921 TASTYbacon: ^Have you watched CNN recently LOL... 1254627125515 Anonymous: so he picked up the phone the wrong way and someone took a picture? Can any of you honestly say that you've never picked up a phone the wrong way? especially a phone you've never used? Now if he actually tried talking into it seriously, that would be stupid. 1254786129765 toxic: bush had a similar pic wtf 1254936004685 Anonymous: With all the bitches that love to yell "SHOPPED!!1!" nobody wants to be captain obvious today? 1255884474706 Samps: "4chan technical support, how can I help you?" 1255927096704 (show all comments) Anonymous: ¡ןıɐɟ 1256336793900 Anonymous: KFC? i want sum chicken 1256338369384 fagface: BORING PIC 6 YEARS AGO WHEN IT WAS BUSH ON THE PHONE 1257124250283 FalzeProphet: I'm almost betting he did that on purpose for the pic as a joke. Obama has shown he has a sense of humor. 1257124480716 Anonymous: he sure does, like how he thinks its funny that he is running the country into the ground 1257126667354 FalzeProphet: You keep believing that umbass and see what happens in a few years when he's the best president we've ever had. No president has EVER fixed the country in their first year. How can people be so impatient and so ignorant? 1257127024487 Anonymous: I dont' expect him to fix it in any set amount of time, I'm just sick of him fucking up what was already in not good shape. 1257127097456 Tznu: He was new at the time. 1257137704916 Anonymous: it's shopped, look at the cord's pixelation 1264949476425 Anonymous: Being President of the USo'A has many benefits like the red button, however it has many downfalls like you walk in normall- then become a spazstick 1266456409961 SexKiller: Someone tell me why this motherfucker is joining NASA with the DOD? And talking all this disclosure shit? Can you say SPACEWAR! 1266472434356 ariceexprosion: sirry nigger 1266547081340 Anonymous: Prolly talking to someone in china... duh 1266650009646 ghostoftime: All of you are retarded as shit! That's how the phones are designed wtf! 1266681373448 Anonymous: Agree w/FalzeProphet! How quickly people forget tHAT BUSH RUINED THE ECONOMY BY STARTING POINTLESS WARS! Maybe Obama has made some mistakes... but name a president who hasn't! 1268780058846 craigslist: ^lol ... ok 1268782722648 craigslist: real lol @ ghost^^ nice.and anon 46 1268782828341 Juju: The original photo ->> http://s185.photobucket.com/albums/x280/icebergslim1047/%3Faction=view%26current=barackonphone.jpg 1269400932168 Anonymous: Nigger? 1269406542894 Anonymous: its shopped 1269472594991 kaname: wtf 1269483480882 Nickeh43: I think this about sums it up! 1280632625323 Anonymous: fail 1280649396957 Anonymous: Wrong! The clock says it is 3 and Obama works from 9:30-2:30 1282016285293 OBANANARAMA: haha who says hawaiians can't rule. he's perfect for america, represents it 100% 1282518952634 Anonymous: What did you expect? 1283471633622 Anonymous: i saw a picture of bush doing the same thing 1283907979588 Anonymous: He is neck & neck with Pres Carter. 1283908203942 ElCapitan: ^for greatest President ever or Best President ever? 1283911277153 Anonymous: so he picked up the phone the wrong way and .. defending him, is the wrong way... girl! 1284954446749 Anonymous: Shopped 1287438563402 Fart33: It's a Kenyan phone assholes@!!! 1287438648910 Anonymous it takes sh00p to make Obama look foolish. all Dubya has to do is open his mouth. 1287440746120 BnSneky: he has failed on so many levels 1287441279517 Anonymous: How true! 1287441336290 Anonymous: ^^Lolz 1288730878202 Anonymous: lolz 1288732226201 Anonymous: I can tell because I've seen quite a few shoops in my day 1288825633899 BnSneky: Niggers..................geeez 1288826145600 Ray Ray: if he dont know the front from back maybe thas why meechill has such a big ass 1288974521550 Anonymous: LOL. Mer'ca rather be led by the dumbest White man than the smartest nigra. 1290081270414 Payne, Travis: This is why the Payne's stopped all contact with his grandmother. Dumb breeds dumb!!! 1315089032275 Anonymous: Obama got Bin Laden. Which makes Bu$h dumber than Shit! 1317776062954 Anonymous: WELCOME TO KFC, HOW MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER ? 1317776184424 Korzo: Ahhh... if it weren't for photoshop, such trolling would be non-existent. 1317801221990 Anonymous: So George, this being President isn't as easy as I thought... 1317831095319 Anonymous: He wants to be President, without actually doing the job of President. 1348865272163 Anonymous: Why is some dude sitting on the floor next to him? 1348918197790 Anonymous: whoever did this is horrible with photoshop lol 1349650297837 Anonymous: The Obama administration is like a bunch of chickens with their head cut off. This is totally shaming our great Country to the world stage. 1379100571738 Anonymous: whoever voted for this monkey needs to be hunted down 1379128559475 Anonymous: The majority should see him for what he is, a charlatanic fraud and thug. 1384380171194 huck1944: he did not fail, he just plain lied to the american people 1384383003869 Anonymous: The dumbest people in the world are running our nation. 1384387612668 Anonymous: impeach the nigger and send it to Egypt where they want it for crimes against humanity. 1384395733237 Anonymous: We warned America that they hired a community organizer and look what happened. 1384625190373 Anonymous: Very typical of Kenyan Coon Barry Soetoro or any Nigger savage 1388228935536 Anonymous: It has been amateur hour at the west wing of the Obama administration since day one. 1388536355608 Anonymous: Obama: turning his back on our true allies and embracing our enemies since 2008. 1394474135859 Anonymous: savage subhuman nigger 1394590733219 Anonymous: why is that fucking animal so skinny? someone is starving kunta on purpose. 1394590810342 Anonymous: Obama is having hot flashes ! 1398141160252 Anonymous: Simply want to say your article is as amazing. The clearness in your post is just nice and i could assume you are an expert on this subject. Well with your permission allow me to grab your RSS feed to keep updated with forthcoming post. Thanks a million and please carry on the gratifying work. 1399826931201 Anonymous: So… The Training Wheels are never coming off????? 1400306612276 Anonymous: Let’s face it, King Barack has set the bar so low, ANY Democratic loser could run for office. 1405579272481 Anonymous: We needed a man for a President but all we got was a limp wristed wuss. He’ll wallow in doubt as he chases his balls across the lawn. He’s just running out the clock now. 1408559184562 Anonymous: Just like a nigger ! 1408599601682 Bulbasaur111919: What if he is holding it the right way and we're wrong? 1408606016530 Anonymous: ^ Are you actually insinuating that a nigger is right and that I am wrong? 1408628783813 Bulbasaur111919: ^ I'm just saying that we don't have all the answers man. Something aren't meant to be know and perhaps this could be one of them? 1408642042947 Anonymous: George, George.,Are you there George?? 1408668527802 Anonymous: Worst president in history? How about most hated president in history. And that’s putting it mildly 1423546911626 Anonymous: The Obama administration legacy seems to be crumbling right before our eyes . 1428614600990 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Flats Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/46537/FAIL

Phone

phone (75)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1239252636785.jpg Info: JPG, 14 Kbytes (385x385) Added by: *.comcast.net (Apr 9, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous 4Chan Technical Assistance, Side-effects may include Paris Hilton and Severe Crabs, lolwut? 1260006992753 DutchGuy: lolololol lobsterphone 1260017174358 marshallovemd: Does keeping this phone to onesself make one shellfish? 1260021175356 Rum RnR: ^ lol 1260028783901 DutchGuy: i can hear the ocean! 1260058445823 Anonymous: i would have heard the ocean, but it was drowned out by my screaming when iit pinched my ear off. i mailed it to a prostitute, btw. hope it works out. 1267152792363 Anonymous: ring ring ring ring ring ring ring lobsterphone!!! 1281043581728 Anonymous: hellow? a lobster you say? where -snap- ouch my ear, no not you moran... 1281052665899 Anonymous: does call waiting come with butter? 1308607784377 liplocker_code3: It's a trap! 1418676915627 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/9506/Phone

Microwave wtf monster phone creature

microwave (9) , wtf (513) , monster (59) , phone (75) , creature (68)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://leprastuff.ru/data/img/20110220/6e83631e3a8a79d4c583ae8ff0d487f8.gif Info: GIF, 2007 Kbytes (320x240), Animated: 118 frames Added by: r71 (Feb 21, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Stalker: That looks like there are demons trying to escape. 1298321932757 Anonymous: Im never going to use a cell again 1298352647124 JustAnotherDemon: We need this clip in HD. Too cool for 320x240 1298366804807 Anonymous: You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility. 1298369001261 iprobablyhateyou: pretty intense 1298386614726 Rorix: Chtulu? 1298405532180 SickNote: Its a viral ad, for those who think this shit is real! 1298406745471 Anonymous: I will have nightmares. 1299367110730 P3R50N: that was bad ass. 1299899278712 Anonymous: energon!!! D: 1299910497477 Squirrley1: Looks like it said ma ma... 1299921012840 Greeft: Splooge. 1299923478406 Anonymousg of rubber: when it first started coming out it looked like the space jockey from ALIEN. 1299927365317 user775: it's a fucking zombie man! 1299927477783 (show all comments) ~Wolfy~: Thats a Samsung 4 sure 1299935825872 Banshee5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obFCx1xO88o&feature=channel_video_title 1299942369609 BnSneky: fuckin nice 1299943142340 Ghostoftime: I knew I had a demon in my phone 1300515142348 HalfMast: how many of you tried after watching? 1303271019324 Deputy Derp: ^^ I bet a lot of them want to but their mommy will ground them for blowing up the microwave 1303301386385 MAELSTHUR: ^^^wife? 1303317385998 djh123: shopped 1315383787867 HWood: damn. cell phone U mad? 1315416785654 the original spoon: yuck 1315423990515 Quantum69: Shoop Da Woop 1315431041592 Anonymous: It's carbon. 1330603469226 Anonymous: creepy 1343979398636 liplocker_code3: Your friends in your phone book emerge and show their true selves. 1415913357223 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 5 (last: Chanonymous NonComposMentis Krogoth qw13 P3R50N ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/168385/Microwave_wtf_monster_phone_creature

Japan baby robot android droid phone face eyes creepy

Japan (345) , baby (246) , robot (56) , android (6) , droid (2) , phone (75) , face (904) , eyes (484) , creepy (28)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1274625722927.jpg Info: JPG, 98 Kbytes (440x660) Added by: Anonymous (May 23, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse casper: thats gonna be fact here soon 1274898029698 Anonymous: iron baby 1274910322949 GhostNinja: kill it with an EMP!!!! 1274910522439 iprobablyhateyou: made in japan 1274925215390 Anonymous: The Avatar does exist! 1278288591439 Anonymous: It's the new Robot Baby, Save sperm & He will last you forever. 1278331994680 Anonymous: DESTROY DESTROY DESTROOOOOOOOYYYYY!!!1 1278399656147 Anonymous: uncanny valley 1278606188820 Anonymous: "That baby is possessed, just look at the eyes..." 1280048055661 APP13: and then we are\ 1280048300518 Anonymous: The final solution to PB.. 1280471135576 Anonymous: kill it with niggers 1280595368380 beepb00p: bionic chink 1280609547195 Anonymous: wait until robosex toys are released 1280726706904 (show all comments) hodenbengel: i FUCKING KNEW IT!!!! 1280941188125 XENU: WAT IS THIS 1280941227143 Greeft: ROBOCOP the early years! 1283020469797 breast milk: whhat yo thats weird 1283220864135 Mr.Roboto: Activating rape face, target aquired 1283221780221 t-man: but can i have sex with it? 1283234353901 Anonymous: mommmy its on too tight!!! "hahah darling i cant hear you" 1283235077843 dannyb101st: the worst terminator the T2Toddler 1283245660287 SpankyKong: See women this is what happens when you choose your dildo's and gadgets over real men, cyber babies 1284639582593 anon: I HAVE COME TO DESTROY ARR YOUR CITIES 1284642727182 CHANmh: Yes, creepy 1289145032607 chrud: skynet has a new plan 1294690951528 Lickathesplit: Why so....that !!! Creeps me out and makes me agree with APP13.. 1294700387779 Mortar: what the... 1308613804900 Anonymous: Radium. 1308625684461 Anonymous: i am afraid 1308625790858 Anonymous: it eats shit to gain levels 1308626387487 N.W.O-M15: fucking chinamen.. We'll do Hiroshima all over again & laugh as you yellow belly bastards melt to the pavement. 1324690098564 Anonymous: ^Hiroshima is in Japan. 1385960984713 Anonymous: ok guys you've gone to far with the terminator films. 1400042194683 Anonymous: Android babies give great head ! 1410402959216 Anonymous: 7cccb6 Say, you got a nice blog article.Really looking forward to read more. Great. 1410451363989 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Iaquinta ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/128201/Japan_baby_robot_android_droid_phone_face_eyes_creepy

Public flood phone

public (110) , flood (47) , phone (75)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.gagspace.com/imgsrc/floodphone.jpg Info: JPG, 59 Kbytes (447x318) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Mar 30, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse anon: Hey Dad, can you come save me? yeah, its flooded here. No, I stole this idea from The Day After Tomorrow. 1247198809270 AnonymouMess: honey, I'll be home in an hour. No, it's not still raining. 1247249719193 Oa: Hello, Dominoes? Can you deliver to a rooftop? No? Well then I think you need to cancel my order. 1248014880583 devshade: NO, I dont wanna fucking talk about gardening tools! 1278435666869 cliptoe: no! dont put me into voicemail 1278450919449 Anonymous: "Telekom" this 1 is definitely in Malaysia, still can function?? 1278511474847 Anonymous: Thank you for continuing to hold, all lines are busy right now... 1278790755343 so_what_if___: if you have to pee like a flood, press one. 1280430135450 Anonymous: hello, 4chan? 1280436874110 catcall: dont think tech supptor will be able to help eih this one 1282147594410 Anon: Wet sex call 1282151686497 Anonymous: hey dad can you cme and suck my tits to make it beter 1282215342432 Anonymous: What do you mean, not that valve?!? 1282229672180 Anonymous: "fucking paki bastard" 1282229713238 (show all comments) bshaun2: Can you hear me now ? Can you hear me now ? Can you hear me now ? 1283841094106 ElCapitan: "hi, can i has 10 pizzas delivered to...." 1283872124133 ElCapitan: "ooooooohhh yeaaaah, big boy.....are you as wet as me?" 1283872238369 Anonymous: "RSPCA? Hi, i seem to have misplaced my dog" 1285783694200 Snork: Hello America, can you send us billions of dollars to help a third world country even though theres starving and homeless people in your country? 1285785084343 Anonymous: if the water that just flooded over your hips has the color of fieces, press 3 1285786475380 Flarp: Can you tell me where the nearest restroom is? I really need to pee! 1285806748335 Anonymous: dude do we still have classes? 1285811332258 GibblesNBits: Hello, Animal control? Can you send someone out here to capture these alligators? 1351406661303 Anonymous: mommy? 1351407144113 Anonymous: Harro? Yah, i think the toilet is busted 1351412682978 Anonymous: hello, hello, can i please get a towel? 1364860940398 Anonymous: Hello?? Life Rafts Are Us?? I'd like to place an order please 1364867733730 Anonymous: "Calls may be monitored to ensure premium service." 1365601749606 Anonymous: Herrow dear sir, yes yes I hold................................................ 1406602988422 Anonymous: Bitch put me on hold ! 1406719896371 darkstan: ^Sick fuck. 1406723805346 Anonymous: Yes., We've had a little rain but nothing special ! 1409237513231 Bulbasaur111919: Can you please press reset button for me thank you and tell me when computer restart. 1409262159892 liplocker_code3: "Hello? Plumbing'R'Us? That toilet you sold me seems to be malfunctioning. I want a refund!" 1409546784447 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/6301/Public_flood_phone

chan4chan Mobile Moderator

chan4chan (343) , phone (75)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/2889/62mobilemoderator.gif Info: GIF, 166 Kbytes (564x840) Added by: 186.69.* (Aug 23, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse XENU: nigga, wat is this? 1282599216116 Anonymous: How do I get to this page? 1282616069247 absinthe: ^clap your hands3 times and spin yourself in an elipse. then repeat...i am a bird and I'll fly fly away. fly fly 1282616167665 Nickeh43: LOL "I do not have a mind yet?" 1282616248899 iprobablyhateyou: holy cow what a totally awesome real thing 1282616993934 Anonymous: Fucking Gestapo - what a bunch of SELLOUTS!!! 1282618475793 Anonymous: Gestapo??? MODS are gestapo sellouts? Hows that??? 1282651261165 c4c: nice shop. 1283128454375 Gestapo: Please remain polite, you grass hoe. 1283334154547 Hitmancodename47: I'm always on c4c with my phone. 1292687071347 Greeft: TIIIIIIIITS! 1292687147433 Anonymous: i had a nokia 6220 classic too.... but the sea took it away..... 1301924716438 Anonymous: geeez 1301925820446 Anonymous: LOL....poor peoples mobile 1371732971372 (show all comments) ChanFoChanWhore: What is this faggot crap?!! 1406852930932 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: RKB ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/146250/chan4chan_Mobile_Moderator

Geek phone

geek (80) , phone (75)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.boingboing.net/200912211405.jpg Info: JPG, 352 Kbytes (423x700) Added by: Buggerchan (Dec 22, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse santa: oh hi mom oh i'm not up to nothing just hanging around 1261558596988 Anonymous: Can't get a fucking signal on the mobile again ! 1261835055775 Moongrim: Tap into phone lines for free calls. 1271976632396 MrShey: yo man you'll guess where i'm calling from and it's not my house! 1271978655513 PedoBear: can u hear me now? damn 1272585768614 Anonymous: fap fap fap 1273755085369 Bonerpunch: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN 1273774531631 Anonymous: LOL 1273774995916 Redrocco: just how far WILL a phreak go for free long distance? 1318196184968 StormTrooper: Green Acres redux 1318214329437 Anonymous: Daddy, So i got AIDS from some Nigras that raped me last night. I couldn't be happier! 1318278330788 Decorum: She's trying to get free cable. 1328400591322 BnSneky: Whoa 1328400799705 huck1944: how soon we forget how it used to be 1385754896199 (show all comments) Anonymous: ^now it would be a team of 20, 5 holding signs telling everyone to slow down, 5 standing around looking useless, 5 being useless, 4 telling her what to do, and her doing the actual fucking work. With a helmet. And 10 harnesses. And a cherry picker. And 10 vehicles to transport said fuckers around. And all to join a red wire. 1391778206420 Anonymous: "The Bell System. Keeping your phone system the best in the world" {using cute nerd chicks) 1405886927507 Anonymous: must be in the U S and A. 1405895979297 Bulbasaur111919: Hello Velma. You're looking nice today Velma. I have a fantasy in which I eat you Velma. I have the knives and I know how to slaughter. 1406023748690 Anonymous: NOT invited to the party line! 1406108103837 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/76599/Geek_phone

YES? OH, HELLO FBI HAVE I GOT A STORY FOR YOU.

phone (75) , girl (385) , face (904) , FBI (19) , thread (1021) , story (203)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/nigel/0008149491.jpg Info: JPG, 99 Kbytes (683x1024) Added by: nigel (Dec 21, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse iprobablyhateyou: "OP touched my bathing suit area" 1292908424615 Anonymous: iz not CP :l 1292908609495 uriar: LOL 1293025166698 Anonymous: Oh Shit! Got to run... 1293056951192 Logger Man: MY NO NO'S HAVE BEEN TICKLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1293061851654 Anonymous: she is too small 1293061945567 Anonymous: she have blue botle 1293062075292 balder: It was not me, little bitch! 1293071762415 Anonymous 1296694782673 BnSneky: run fast 1296695458866 Anonymous: she's mara green!!! 1308322978244 Anonymous: Hello, FBI? I deep throated uncle's 12 inches and I loved it. Is that still cp? 1308348875188 Anonymous FBI? FFFFFFUUUUU 1308350091910 Anonymous: thats not poweraid its ghb lol 1308456865555 (show all comments) pussypuncher: fucking blond tease 1311122057771 HWood: just keep hanging out here and stake out all these pedo's 1311123277844 Anonymous: FBI PARTY VAN BRB 1311133438200 Squirrley1: Must be one hell of a story...Look at her expression... O 1311147371660 Decorum: Yeah, that's what happens when my jaw gets sore. 1328401977937 Kuder: Bitch is lying....told me she was 18. 1328437366500 Anonymous: "My uncle squirted some white stuff into my bottle. Is it safe to drink?" 1328477538320 Anonym-mous: Hot *-* 1341524675659 ColdIce: So beautiful that little teaser. 1345766345883 Anonymous: "My mommy was ass bangin' me with a 'do. It had a five horse power briggs and stratton engine on it. Is that okay?" 1345847803439 Anonymous: Holes got stretched out because of FBI job. 1345855995508 Anonymous: feral bear instigation division? yea, wait, no, pedobear is out to dinner. sorry. 1370711571209 Anonymous: if you want a jizz depth charge call back later. 1370711952490 Anonymous: IT'S A TRAP! 1400040187230 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/161002/YES?_OH,_HELLO_FBI_HAVE_I_GOT_A_STORY_FOR_YOU.

Boxxy drama acting phone

boxxy (115) , drama (7) , acting (2) , phone (75)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_b5dk9xuZfiI/TJ6169UQhII/AAAAAAAAAEI/db8xe29kQxI/s1600/68.jpg Info: JPG, 43 Kbytes (600x933) Added by: Anonymous (Jan 14, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse douchedrill: Boxxy is a tw@ - a shemale tw@ 1294964988586 Anonymous: ^ somebody is crushing on Boxxy lol 1294982186697 Wr104Gamma: cup the balls boxxy 1295812129370 Weed: Well, she's no Marilyn Monroe. 1295820979809 kattybechatty: poopie 1295829565544 balder: I love you Boxxy 1296674835261 Anonymous: how old is boxxy? 1296676327792 Anonymous: What's her mobile number so I too can call for the daily weather forecast? 1296718173747 Evilpinwheel: she looks like my uncles baby momma..... 1297119247614 Anonymous: I love Boxxy too !!! 1297195272906 uberbarf: Multi talented I LOVE IT 1307434826868 Cunt81: I want to fuck her.......in her vagina. 1307838323234 Cunt81: Her vagina. 1307899853285 Cunt81: Boxxy's vagina. 1307899881934 (show all comments) Anonymous: Boxxy's Lovebox 1307904388595 BnSneky: she's a whore, but a good whore 1307904727257 Furore23: Anon3747 renders ROFLs and LOLs. 1307908586300 Anonymous: She acts..... Wait a moment... IS SHE A REAL PERSON, or an acting acting like one 1307935972947 Anonymous: ugly bitch 1307939627689 Anonymous: I want to love her vagina in the butthole 1308118639918 Arsonist: ^wtf kid, make no sense 1308118666736 watch: kari byron? 1308121011468 Anonymous: what the fuck is up with those knees? looks like rhuematoid artarditis 1308128650408 Anonymous: feet <3 1308129318755 ScrotumLips: Must have hi-res pix of Boxxy's feet (with her face showing in the pic) 1326773045783 m4k3k3: NO SHIT!! 1326780964200 ScrotumLips: Ah this will do... :202669: 1327616356444 ScrotumLips: 1327616395265 ScrotumLips: Oh well, I put up a nice pic of boxxy's feet close up but it was rejected. Pretty sure it wasn't shopped, I've seen a few pix of her wearing the same shirt. 1328607551200 Anonymous: This is not Boxxy, you see. 1328989235235 Anonymous: Is boxy famous ..... Sorry I am new here 1328989349721 anon anon: no, boxxy is dead. its a 'joy division' thing with these amerifags 1329067939316 Anonymous: Boxxy lives! 1329250571301 honghavok: Our Queen! 1329259913802 Anonymous: Boxxy is immortal. 1329426791758 Hughbie: fuck off already...find someone else to bleet on about...fucking sheep.... 1329458721103 Cunt81: I like her vagina. 1329460281208 Cunt81: Her vagina 1329549912421 Anonymous: The play is called "I fuck 3 big niggers at the same time" 1329551950496 ScrotumLips: Boxxy's moist warm fully shaved vagina. 1329688906305 Anonymous: boxxy's bento box, its for eating 1329688939912 Anonymous: flat ugly feet 1329700240393 ScrotumLips: ^ Maybe, but they're Boxxy's feet, and at the other end of those legs is her sweet juicy schlong socket. 1329967780955 FASTA_NIGGA: "I CAN HAZ BIG NIGGA COCK IN MY ASS?" NO YOU CANT! 1331253477172 BnSneky: hahahaha 1331254207752 been there bangin': always on the goddamned phone.... 1331255514840 Pornhole: You will obey my comands 1331258278389 Pornhole: on your knee pigs! 1331258337667 Anonymous: Moot ! You are the father of my baby ! - Boxxy 1331271889795 frob: INVISIBLE BALLS 1334933767249 Cunt81: Boxxy's anus and vagina. 1351224354409 Cunt81: Boxxy's taco and butthole. 1351224403501 Anonymous: Moot, I'm pregnant !! 1351229305642 Anonymous: I want to fuck her in her ass. Slow and sweetly. 1366005974708 Anonymous: Amy Winehouse? 1396133328536 Anonymous: Bbbooooooxxxxxxyyyy I FUCKING LOVE YOU! 1396137481748 Anonymous: I want balls to bang her chinny chin chin ! 1399461307240 CrackSnacker ... ^ I want her to do this. 1399462451382 Anonymous: ^bloody hell!! I'm surprised she didn't need air control clearance for take off. 1399469950889 Bulbasaur111919: I like Boxxy but she doesn't show enough cunt. 1399500278795 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: fezmonkey Jama strolch Furore23 ) , hated by 1 (last: bib ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/164177/Boxxy_drama_acting_phone

We live in the era of the smart phones and stupid people.

smart (8) , phone (75) , stupid (54) , people (18) , reminder (26)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/RKB/smartphones-stupidpeople.jpg Info: JPG, 24 Kbytes (582x400) Added by: RKB (Apr 1, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Quantum69: Next on the list is smart chips in stupid zombies 1336959390680 fiveby5: the smart phones are making people stupider, taking away the ability to recall facts, numbers, and potatoes. 1336959929496 Chanonymous: I agree 1358957346403 RubberG: That's why niggers are always on the phone. "Ack, ack, muhdik, poodoo, muk didi doo" 1358957521459 Anonymous: smart phone is just a term for edgy kids who think they are smart by buying a phone from apple that costs 5 times more than other brands sell 1358973096443 MadNiggerish: ^ poor 1358973212653 Anoman: ^Dumb nigger 1359084524442 ᴳᶦᵇᵇᶫᵉˢᴺᴮᶦᵗˢ: 6443, that would be an iphone, not necessarily a smart phone.. smart phones encompasses the other brands as well.... 1359084654645 huck1944: well they do prevent people from actuall having to talk with each other 1359122902266 Arschloch33: Only too true 1359145572479 JawGamble: actually i'd like to see a smartphone that records anything done with it - beginning with calls, voice during that and ending with aggregating when i called whom. seems most "smart"phones lack that and instead provide "apps" and games. in former times even getting a list of who called whom when cost a huge amount of money. aggregating this and sum/max/min would also be cool. 1371306373239 JawGamble: because if its smart it knows whats done with it and can sum up stuff about usage. most devices arent "smart"phones they are phone/webtablet mixtures - not getting smarter on how i USED those things DOING stuff with people instead of plainly being able to text or phone or play. 1371306678389 loggerman: So much truth in the little statement! 1371310549806 Anonymous: I like when you try to help someone at work who is on the phone, then they bitch you won't help them because they won't pay attention! 1371319307259 (show all comments) RubberG: Blast em' with a jammer! http://www.cellphone-jammers.org/Cell-Phone-Jammer-For-Sale.html 1371390965308 Anonymous: We live in an era of smart asses and phony people. 1371596925957 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: agna1 RKB Springer ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/210910/We_live_in_the_era_of_the_smart_phones_and_stupid_people.

GAY CALLED: IT'S FOR YOU

thread (1021) , gay (468) , phone (75)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1254208535249.jpg Info: JPG, 49 Kbytes (555x694) Added by: qwaszx123 (Sep 29, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse bananaman: oh hello Gay, I've seen you on the internets 1254252065686 Anonymous: ohh me toooo hows it going? 1255240958335 Answering Machine: Were sorry . But Ala Gonzalez is not in to take your call right now . He is on the net as Swiney . If you would like to leave a message , you can email him your picture at ala_gonzalez@msn . Thanks and have a nice day . 1256574467467 Anonymous: WAY TO GO SWINEY 1256582641478 Swiney: OMFG..... im actually leaving c4c 1256583097806 Anonymous: Don't leave....Who will we make fun of if you leave Mister Ex-Marine who was trained in gorilla warfare and knows someone that works for Google maps . WE ALL LOVE YOU HERE . We want to come over to your house and have a wild orgy . I think you mexicans call them fiestas . 1256584373163 Bubble: lmao, oh Swiney, there one thing about this site, and trollin makes it hard to work out, sooo... i'll leave it there, coz i not really know.. 1256584572669 cracker_killer: 3163....dont forget the coronas and salsa 1256587822857 ImaD00d: Swineys Mexican? I thought he was Scottish... 1256616325594 Danie.: i think swiney really did leave. 1256616609833 Pyro: He'll be back 1256617599911 ImaD00d: Nobody leaves c4c. It doesn't let you... 1256617680324 Anonymous: thanks imadood u a hole haha good to see ur on here still its me in ny lol inadood loves men lol 1256618552944 Pyro: See? Either thats him or im too high to ......I forgot wat i was typing 1256618951519 (show all comments) ImaD00d: ^Nope, that be my buddy Vinny from New York. Little ball-busting motherfucker. Love ya, Vinny xxoo!!! 1256620540550 Capt: answers the phone 1261107271886 Anonymous: HOT BOD. NOT THAT I NOTICED! 1264726820851 KarmaPickles: Swiney! Answer your God damn phone and moot this thread. Thank you. 1264727722444 Anonymous: KISSY KISSY! 1264859032847 Jessica: Swiney the Gay Ex-Marine Scottish Mexican 1266621254467 Cunta: Dorian Yates. (8* Mr olympia) I used to work out in same place as this guy (really) 1278032024907 Furore23: ^ Pix or etc. 1278063297673 Anonymous: Tell him i'll call back 1278197611136 ElCapitan: Gay calling the White House, hows that war on terror going? 1278316863716 suckmycock: ok, whatever. not into guys but i would let him suck my cock! 1280513469681 ksx: dorian yates. biggest back i've ever seen. 1280530118648 Anonymous: RIP BRANDON 1300413464819 Anonymous: RIP Arnold Schwarzenegger 1300413557392 toxiccupcake666: they want to know if your still up for that penis fest tonight 1302719787315 Anonymous: ^ you are 1302720072294 djh123: take a message will you.... 1313050869753 Anonymous: Iyema Gay calling, it's for moot! 1313053692416 Anonymous: i was about to fist that motherfucker 1361981115326 Anonymous: does no-one use the phrase "shit-stabber" anymore? as in-" shit-stabber called, its for you"....or maybe "shit-stabber pride day"..or just plain old "dirty, cubicle frequenting, sore-assed shit-stabber"? 1362768807325 Quantum69: Why isn't Asslover answering his phone? 1362768934609 Anonymous: ^ too busy rimming shit-stabber? 1362769189677 Anonymous: If its for me, tell it I can't come to the phone, I am busy with its sisters, bi and lesbo! 1362769443578 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/54861/GAY_CALLED:_IT'S_FOR_YOU

Pasta Hotline

pasta (5) , phone (75) , photoshop (445)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chan4chan.com/utpasta.jpg Info: JPG, 118 Kbytes (884x1000) Added by: Anonymous (Jul 10, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: nicce 1247272290212 Anonymous: mmm pasta. this is tim speaking. 1247278582967 Slightly Anonymous: Can you hear me now you fucking irritating fanny bandit ? 1247279179613 Anonymous: ^ lmfao 1247279331934 Hughbie: ^^ lmfao as well...classic 1247308773112 WIN: ^^^^^^^^^^WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 1269495914143 Why tho?: Why u mad tho? 1287599157798 Gottesackerpflug: nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom 1291681705729 Anonymous: Is it wrong for me to copy this? 1356854068835 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/32863/Pasta_Hotline

Nickeh43 diy doll stalker mannequin phone photo

nickeh43 (41) , diy (35) , doll (108) , stalker (8) , mannequin (1) , phone (75) , photo (1859)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Carl/nickeh_diy.jpg Info: JPG, 112 Kbytes (691x925) Added by: Everdark (May 10, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Nickeh43: Carl, y so creepy? ;) 1336685591274 spotswood: There is something quite bizarre and erotic about this... 1336687384420 Anonymous: Veni 1336687809771 mischievious: why does carl have a mannequin? 1336687916690 Nickeh43: I wondered the same thing, misch... 1336688306784 bananaman: neat 1336696058754 uriar: nice defy 1336864397705 mischievious ahh now it all makes sense 1336892049563 Vikky: why not made of boxxy 1336967234997 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 5 (last: UriAr Furore23 mischievious spotswood Nickeh43 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/214357/Nickeh43_diy_doll_stalker_mannequin_phone_photo

Phone grenade button

phone (75) , grenade (16) , button (11)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://img5.joyreactor.ru/pics/post/%D0%BB%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B5-art-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-127945.jpeg Info: JPG, 44 Kbytes (811x539) Added by: mischievious (Apr 10, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse djh123: how much? 1334036980292 r120409: Sort of a metaphor, yes? 1334051978334 Greeft: ^ My girlfriend is one of those. I met her for lunch yesterday. 1334081220236 Anonymous: nice watermark 1334084150719 Anonymous: keymap this right and pwn FPS games. 1334113392575 eyedol: sweet 1335252846322 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: SOPA fullysicmaltesa Quantum69 djh123 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/211755/Phone_grenade_button

01 Call Missed

Iraq (58) , war (188) , bomb (57) , phone (75) , army (122) , fail (641)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://hfr-rehost.net/http://warnet.ws/img4/100/pod/10.jpg Info: JPG, 51 Kbytes (700x526) Added by: Anonymous (Feb 25, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: lol, guess he called to late. 1267135072219 cypher: bomb FAIL 1267152370711 Anonymous: missing with bomb fire.... 1267156857902 kinganonymous: ^ Lol "Call missed Pyro"? 1267158655470 Pyro: Oh hey my phone 1267158700165 kinganonymous: ^ Lolmao 1267158876305 anonymous: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice 1269011105509 BeaversNDucks: The remote for a command detonated IED, LOL guess they shot him before he could get away.....hopefully before he could set off the IED. 1269011289573 f9287: stupid jamal forgot to answer 1271284528456 fastamasta: ^That bitch! 1271288305315 fap: You know its not hard to make a cellphone detonator. 1272746413272 Anonymous: dont worry ... wrong number :P 1272753214236 Anonymous: Fogot to turn the phone on = Fail 1273015505517 naterls: lmao 1273020938549 (show all comments) and1: lol fail 1273367696431 Allahrapedapig: Typical islamic workmanship 1273512379124 Anonymous: what do they wire it to the speaker? 1281746546441 Anonymous: Ali wondered why the callers number seemed to be getting smaller... 1285784657575 Flarp: Bomb tip: program your phone as silent/no vibrate for all numbers except the one you will be calling from. There is nothing more embarasing that for someone to call your phone, accidentally or otherwise, and a'splode your bomb at the the wrong time, wrong place, or worst of all: while you are transporting it. 1285808180513 Anonymous: btw this photo needs to be removed since it basically a blueprint to make an ied. chipset numbers type of phone ect.... 1294946334401 BlazinWeed: HAHAHAHA i need to make one of these!!!!! i fucking want this!!!! 1294946400658 Anonymous: Made mistake on soldering the kit. 1295040313228 BnSneky: wait.........what the fuck 1295040922152 balder: Can you hear me now? good can you hear me....Booom 1295153266596 Anonymous: return to sender... 1295154868315 Anonymous: invade mexico, your life is wasted in the mideast 1295155283586 Anonymous: it's an extra loud phone 1295168368749 Anonymous: I worked in guantanomo bay with those fucktards hope they blew his tainer 1297490090407 Anonymous: I worked in guantanomo bay with those fucktards hope they blew his tainer head off 1297490107529 Bosco: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 1297532893124 Anonymous: oh fuck another time america another time ... 1309434127907 Midgeinc: Great Ad for Nokia tho :) 1309517974681 Last_Resort: Damn, that's a pretty fresh war souveneir 1309554149436 Anonymous: redial 1313023338589 Anonymous: USA will be bankrupt trying to catch these brown people ! 1313025004596 Anonymous: that's lame, our roadside bombs have iPhones. 1313536735184 Anonymous: then CALL BACK, you fucking wearing-gloves-at-96° fucktard !!!!!! 1313538825294 MrPerspective: Oops! Sorry, wrong number. 1313543467787 Decorum: ... and to turn it on, you just push this button right ... ho shit! 1328401318616 Decorum: ... and 1328401944893 InternetH8Machine: we can rebuild him....we have the technology 1328415134958 Anonymous: can you hear me now? 1328415422777 Anonymous: Answer it next time because I wanna see what happens 1328919383735 Anonymous: Put cell phone jammers on allied vehicles. 1329080698912 Anonymous: SEEMS LEGIT... 1330682306194 Anonymous: call siri on a vintage nokia, let it read you emails. would be a win. 1330689170181 nicaris12: dropped calls save american lives 1332604149854 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: BelleFeeGore ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/95486/01_Call_Missed

Nokia phone

nokia (4) , phone (75)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.gagspace.com/imgsrc/nokiamap.jpg Info: JPG, 1086 Kbytes (2900x2100) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Apr 9, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: lol 1980s brick phones 1263057778846 DutchGuy: 8210 was awesome back in the day... so tiny 1263064989896 AlexLongpole: my mom still has a 6060 1304888733971 UriAr: R.I.P. symbian 1317820082761 Quantum69: i remember back when the 3310's were still kewl, & now it all iPhone this & android that. 1317820192310 NorwayJunkie: Haha "everyone" had nokia before 2000, now its garbage 1317823058228 Anonymous: 3310 ftw. I used to play snake all day! 1317837561146 LemmyLaffer: 3310 is a legend. I'm still using my 6020. 1330795166719 Werner: I miss my 6210 1332507360612 BAMBU: And my 6288 too 1332519578775 BnSneky: Damn 1332538293124 Hughbie: My first phone was a 2110, then a 232...you could drop them, jump on them, use them to hammer nails in and they still worked. 1332550758323 Quantum69: ^yeah, feltgoodman.jpg 1332550984933 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/9613/Nokia_phone

CRISIS COUNSELING - THERE IS HOPE - MAKE THE CALL - THE CONSEQUENCES OF JUMPING FROM THIS BRIDGE ARE FATAL AND TRAGIC - OUT OF SERVICE

death (91) , bridge (64) , suicide (93) , help (19) , phone (75) , fail (641)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1281344027613.jpg Info: JPG, 85 Kbytes (819x614) Added by: beepb00p (Aug 9, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse beepb00p: fuck talking them out of jumping - i'll push the motherfuckers over. 1281344481694 divinenews: Death-a-roney! - The San Fransisco Treat. - A sure cure for depression & self-pity.. 1281346204542 j-dog: the guy walking is like "what,what you say,its not working?,...YES!!!! 1281346353923 divinenews: Now, ain't that queer? - Great city, greatest bridge, STRANGEST LOCAL FOLKS. - The base problem of the world is, TOO MANY PEOPLE , but the humanists have scared everyone into calling that 'Hate Speech.' 1282894044691 Anonymous: Both the upper part and lower part of that phone are out of service, but not the middle part - so you can use that. 1282911668658 Greeft: You should all watch the 2006 film "The Bridge" a contraversial documentary by Eric Steel about the USA's no. 1 suicide spot. 1282912751856 Anonymous: funny shit 1282971157536 boss: Que the theme song for "MASH", suicide is painless. 1282983479104 Anonymous: Story of my life. 1282985316109 Anonymous: I, anonymouse, salute and houner in the highest possibal ways those who go above the call of duty by giving there life jumping off the bridge... I here by present them with a darwin award for keeping the human race clear of suicidal bastads. 1283197027925 divinenews: I moved to Frisco in 1999: one of the best places to live in the world, except for the people. Was sad when I became convinced to move in 2003. Wish I could have moved there in 1945 when it was at its cleanest. Poor me, poor all of us. 1285132523599 Anonymous: Van Halen says jump 1285132839180 Arsonist: flail! 1285132873763 Grave: The consequences, will never be the same. 1285138757760 (show all comments) Anonymous: death a roney? what a stupid thing to say 1285199687324 Anonymous: shit 1289956026436 Anonymous: holy shit 1289956049193 Anonymous: its a perfect suicide,to have phone out of order while its still useable,who knows ._o 1290129739101 Anonymous: :( 1292484550920 chrud: man, could my day get any worse? 1294616040215 Last_Resort: Whoopsth 1306094930117 BnSneky: just my luck 1306095233444 Anonymous: sf, i live there 1308335365827 Anonymous: If I was American, I would want to kill myself 1309924837356 Capt Hard On: born and raised in the best city in the most interesting, fun, and free-spirited city in the country. i'll never leave. :) 1309932337444 Anonymous: Extreme trolling! 1321428340680 Decorum: 7356 - If you were American, I think they would kill you. I mean that in a fun way. 1328399517605 Anonymous: DO IT FAGGOT 1328415476167 Decorum: Ask your daddy who's a FAGGOT! Sorry! You don't know which one it is. Oh, and don't CAP at me mother fucker. 1329003630840 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/143087/CRISIS_COUNSELING_-_THERE_IS_HOPE_-_MAKE_THE_CALL_-_THE_CONSEQUENCES_OF_JUMPING_ FROM_THIS_BRIDGE_ARE_FATAL_AND_TRAGIC_-_OUT_OF_SERVICE

Africa helpdesk phone

africa (216) , helpdesk (1) , phone (75)

Source: WEB / b0g URL: http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/haitiancallcentre.jpg Info: JPG, 38 Kbytes (450x634) Added by: bananaman (Apr 9, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse bodowg: Thank you for calling chan4chan tech support, my name in tyrone.......how can I help you? 1271106769297 KarmaPickles: ^LMFAO You sir, WIN! 1271112082991 K@z: lol 1271156064174 Queen Mom: ^^^ HAHA 1271175585825 Hughbie: ^^^^LOL...outsourcing WIN....Tyrone ya silly fuck...fix my phone.......please? 1271177201710 crackerkiller5: 9297 wins 5 internets 1271317222296 Anonymous: Fucking niggers .ALWAYS a bunch of clown pricks (with AIDS) 1279413071939 motorboatingsob: Tyrone, did you fuck up incoming? 1279413145185 TitsMagoo: First a mud cell phone, now a wire headset... looks like Tyrone here is all set for his first 419 scam 1279463708549 Anonymous: WHY DONT I GET PAID FOR THIS NOOOOOOOOOO 1279477237500 Anonymous: thank you for calling the Apple Genius desk 1279478416834 Anonymous: His Antenna works better then on the iPhone 4 G.... 1279485275399 Anonymous: Hi there this is Microsoft HD what can I help u .. 1279876149413 Anonymous: heheh funny 1288905088627 (show all comments) Anonymous: .....okay did you reboot your system? Try doing that 3 more times and call us back. 1288912911931 Peckerhead: My name Peggy 1322096496666 Anonymous Bosch: Cargo Cult, fucking hilarious 1322098760189 Anonymous: AIDS HOTLINE 1322105182680 Decorum: Ediop to mother ship, we have depleted the Amercias of all food; come pick use up now. 1328398905852 Anonymous: obama's kenyan nigglet 1328401080488 Anonymous: BET hotline 1328404508515 BnSneky: hahahahaha, Niggers....geeeeeeez 1328405129592 Nudelrasur: you can see traces of this cargo cult behavior on every nigger in the states, just look at the way they're trying to imitate fashion and culture and fail miserably. the most ridiculous part is white kids imitating the imitators tho. 1328543444650 Nudelrasur  [ fig.1: Negro teenager simulating wealth and success ] 1328543607647 Anonymous: ^^ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult 1328543897823 Anonymous: Yo, Uncle Obama? Were beez my foods stamps? I needz KFC. 1328560312569 Anonymous: Cranial deformity is disturbing. 1328565315415 RubberG: ^ occitipal bun. Keeps niggers head balanced while running from lions.....or the police. 1328571896911 Anonymous: Thanks, RubberG. 1328575582585 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/109782/Africa_helpdesk_phone

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