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Why is viewing CP illegal but viewing murder videos is legal? They both depict illegal acts.
Murder illegal CP why question itt murder (55) , illegal (4) , CP (66) , why (15) , question (218) , itt (354)

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robohitler: but you can fap to both. 3 guys +1 hammer =buckets of cum1263588143324
Bubble: CP illegal? i thought it was just frownd upon?1263588345269
Pyro: Why is weed illegal but tabacco is celebrated if one helps eyesight and one destroys lungs?1263596359297
Anonymous: governments make CP illegal so that they can keep all the REALLY juicy & sexy CP for themselves1263597773846
Piercedzombie: ^lmao win1263722587984
Anonymous: cuz theres no god1265183453777
PUSSYDESTROYER: cuz when you're beating off and the scool bus unloads a bunch of 12 year olds you look out the window and think, think about how close they are...go to the mailbox with your hand on your dick a few feet from them........fucking doorbell hold on1265211088742
iprobablyhateyou: why is murder illegal when so many fuckers are asking for it1265217241780
iprobablyhateyou: why is cp illegal when so many fuckers are asking for it1265217357440
Anonymous: ^why do you think it's bad-ass to be a pedophile racist?1266962833463
iprobablyhateyou: ^what did you think was going on here @ c4c?1266963125773
Narlodapanda: im going to hell anyway so it dosn't matter1266992734656
SexKiller: Its not illegal to murder. Look at war.1267029822668
Chester: It's probably because some old prude couldn't fap to it.1267032051416

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YOU ARE MOVING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
Bullet gun question itt bullet (28) , gun (191) , question (218) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: Is this how to kill yourself without pointing at yourself?1266054501320
devshade: fuck no...bullet would still be faster, speed of light is not limiting speed itself1266069070177
Anonymous: devshadde... wtf? The speed of light is the fastest ANYTHING can go. There just is no "faster than the speed of light" it's just impossible.1267467756889
knightofadliya: The bullet is already moving at the speed of light inside the gun. When you fire it' will fly at the speed of light+normal bullet speed. So you won't catch up to it1267472677140
Sparty: u will kill your self :)1267472793297
Anonymous: The theory is that the energy it takes to accelerate any mass going that fast is so high that ist impossible. So things without mass can go faster.... All you have to do is remove the mass from the bullet and your all set to go!1267475324456
Anonymous: ^^you are a retard remove the mass from the bullet? so take the bullet away? have no bullet? you can't have a bullet without mass1267477091703
Anonymous: speed of light DOES limit speed itself...bullet wouldn't change velocity1267478097971
Anonymous: knightofadliya is correct but good luck to the tards on here gaining an understanding of it1267478913475
bils30: there is no way you can travel that fast without being crushed1267495587427
TotallyNasty: Let me give all of you a hint, there isn't a fixed point in the entire universe and speed is only measurable in comparison to other objects (such as source, destination etc.) so there is in theory no limit to speed, thus if the guy was wearing a space suit and travelling in vaccum it would work the same as him not moving at all. Speed is always relative.1267525173671
Anonymous: TotallyNasty got it. Speed is relative. From your perspective, the bullet will be travelling as fast as a bullet does. To an outside observer, it may travel only slightly faster. And it wouldn't be traveling faster than the speed of light, just faster than you-- you can't move at the speed of light (unless, as has been said, you're massless-- e.g. a photon has no rest mass).1267532748351
beepb00p: ^ YAWN - shut blowhard anonfag - tell ya what, let's test a bullet's velocity through your fukken skull :D1267534219868
TotallyNasty: Actually, light can travel faster than the "speed of light"... Turn on a flashlight and walk forward, the light coming from it would (for an observer you walk towards) be moving at the speed of light, plus like 2km/h :P according to Einstein the light should then travel back in time or some shit, but obviously it doesn't. Speed is STILL relative.1267539458641

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HEY ATHEISTS: If god doesn't exist, then how jesus walked on water? CHECKMATE.
Religion atheist itt question checkmate religion (396) , atheist (50) , itt (354) , question (218) , checkmate (1)

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Grave: Yeah atheists, how?1276768240420
Anonymous: If God exists then why does he let people write books full of fiction and lies, and claim it's his word?1276768345160
devshade: because he is FUCKING HOOVER-JESUS!!!!!1276769332560

anonymous
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Furore23: He used boat-shoes.1276790217993
Cleetus: Because it was fucking Frozen.1276880408396
AlienNation: When the sun (son) rises or sets at the horizon, you see the cross and that's how the sun walk on the water.1276881815525
Sasi: Because he walked on an oil slick from a BP (Bethlehem Petroleum) spill.1276889227656
Anonymous: who´s there to proof the water walking?1276952750406
zbloh: the people who made up the walk-on-water-story were probably on meth or lsd1276954158968
the7rafe7: i lol'd and then i was like stiltz1276962321711
cybersinner: Sand bar1276981235313
Sasi: Jesus was not a mesías, but a ship. There were some translation errors in the Bible.1277003208883
Sasi: ^I meant "Messiah"1277003335676

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Why does a perfect god create Retards?
God perfect itt retard question god (79) , perfect (54) , itt (354) , retard (42) , question (218)

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Anonymous: to laugh at1289767739831
Harvey: He makes them in his image.1289767763444
sickfuck88: because he sence of humor1289767767620
Harvey: She makes them in her image.1289767780181
Anonymous: to guide the blind into oncoming traffic =)1289767797147
pimpinpaul: to prove that he can make perfect retards1289767873245
Anonymous: every kid needs a pet1289768254139
Malacath: to show others what NOT to do, like open a door on an airplane or not to run with scissors etc1289775012138
Warg: Retards serve their purpose in the cosmos. They make us feel better about ourselves and give us something to laugh at.1289781098533
Anonymous: We mock "retards" but in the grand scheme of things, they seem to be a happy lot. Perhaps ignorance IS bliss.1289781239656
chumpno1: god doesnt create shit, retards evolved from in breeding1289781848161
ajmisback: ^hehehe1289782597331
Cuntfux: Because if he didn't, there would be no politicians1289784049445
sickfuck88: because somebody has to live in west virginia1289852073609

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Worst way to DIE
Death fire an hero question hanging itt death (91) , fire (255) , an hero (26) , question (218) , hanging (24) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: acid1269642149789
Anonymous: die a virgin1269692674545
greyhoundpaul: during sex.1269694265357
pocket: with an object in rectum, or by an object in rectum1269694620612
KarmaPickles: alone1269696057137
Sparty: die under water :/1269801456868
Anonymous: drowning in urea/fecal matter1269919804810
Pyro: With your or someone elses dick in ur hand1269920277206
CreepisKryp: PARASITES...(wretch)1269939000877
SirRichard: In prison.......1269953978355
dodgeboy: young1269958843509
zbloh: as a virgin1269959338984
the7rafe7: is while being you.1270034032610
Anonymous: If you write it down, it WILL happen to you.1270313809866

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I mustache you a question - Can eyebrows your computer?
Unibrow hairy thread question unibrow (5) , hairy (171) , thread (1018) , question (218)

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Anonymous: yesh, you can monobrows my internetz1312749331809
cybersinner: lol1312755069145
muztashflex: ya, unibrows it now?1312782035680
Anonymous: yesh my feminine friend from country with AA Rating1312792682643
Pyro: HAHA i loled on the inside1312876853663
djh123: ^i saw from here^ :D1312932894293
Lickathesplit: 1312943267726
Anonymous: ...and an averege muslim women without the burqua1313238602341
Anonymous: buddy...I hear there's cream for that...1313244849292
Anonymous: meanwhile in kurdistan1313245255463
Flarp: Who is this 'stan' and why are they always so borat?1313245826360
Nick4OneLove: No you can't, I know you just want to see my 'stache of mustache porn.1313247672381
CockAsian: Nice Unibrow1313279113263
Anonymous: 'Ear, eye think I nose you. Aren't you ToeKnee HandCock?1313637652518

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Are you tired of not getting girls
ITT question ITT (354) , question (218)

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Anonymous: no, im tired OF girls1268433257957
TotallyNasty: Got girls all around me, just tired of not getting my cock up their cute asses.1268433328371
c4caddict: wishing jessica would love me for me:( how i long for you1268435947663
Jessica: ^^ ???????? - I is puzzled............and horny.........and hungry for ice cream...........Blue Bell on sale at Food Town...YIPPEE.......sorry my mind does wonder........wonder who you be......you may be Brandon or Propayne or arrrgh or /m\ or Asda Man or Swiney in disguise......????????1268448489422
SickNote: Jessica is a man! prove me wrong!1268448694186
SickNote: I'm tired of not getting squirrel's1268449544645
Jessica: You could always ask Still Anonymous if he still lurks here. Him and I actually ran into each other out at Sam Houston Racepark. And no I will not post my picture on here because I will have guys stalking me like all 4chaners do to girls on the net. It is funny to see that Bubble finally posted a picture and is a guy. Still Anon had the hots for Bubble.1268452711424
KarmaPickles: nope. Just tired of reading girls comments. to long and lame1268452993550
Creepis: I'm used to it by now, dumb ass.1268456619724
Anonymous: No silly! I has dog B===D---`,,<>,,^1268457850413
danie: i'm pretty sure i've got a girl... i mean last time i checked my boyfriend was still a bigger pussy than me.1269205751774
Hughbie: lol Danie...cmon...your man has to have some balls surely? Or do you prefer him in a dress!!!1269221427168
Anon: fuck women...literally1269479259895
iprobablyhateyou: im tired of girls not getting me a sandwich1269481278563

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IF GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE - DOES THAT MEAN THAT TOASTERS DONT TOAST TOAST?
Question gun philosoraptor toast weapon question (218) , gun (191) , philosoraptor (22) , toast (8) , weapon (105)

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Quantum69: Yeah, why not?1318622730407
RKB: What a retard =P1318624226769
Greeft: Toasters toast bread BTW, why would you want to toast it twice?1318625242672
royalblood1985: lmfao1318632807515
Lexicon: ^^ Wisdom.1318647145581
Anonymous: I can assure you that guns indeed, do toast people1318758903943
Anonymous: Toasters gonna toast1318762042444
Anonymous: retoast1318818200501
RubberG: People have been known to kill with guns while toasted.1318821281223
Anonymous: Who plugs the toaster in you idiot1318821916162
Lickathesplit: Nope, it means electricity electrifies electricity.1319025009684
GibblesNBits: umm, the correct association would be guns don't kill people, people kill people.. so toasters don't toast toast, people toast toast...its fucking philosoraptor, not I can count to potato....1328487368668
Anonymous: Yes it does, Einstein. Including the correction about the difference between bread and toast, the logic is this - Toasters don't toast bread, people toast bread. It's really pretty simple, isn't it?1328496585156
Anonymous: but what happens if people kill the toast?1328512910227

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There's someone else, isn't there, Gloria?
Sex cheat stretch question comic vagina sex (488) , cheat (19) , stretch (48) , question (218) , comic (463) , vagina (226)

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Anonymous: GRRR FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU1267070303463
Anonymous: no white guy has a dick that big1276463252718
Grave: ^yeah and a nigger does.1276465527781
Anonymous: I'm a nigger and my cocks tiny, and I've got wirey pubes that make it look even smaller. It's embarrassing.1276546503394
Nigger: I agree, we dirty niggers do have small genitals. kthxbai.1276547118485
Anonymous: im white and got an 22cm cock. Short ? :D1278078075625
Clownichter: ^ eurofag1278089852460
Anonymous: ht tp://www.lage rassas sin.co. u k/gen/1278089877405
GripX: lol people calling themselves "nigger" are white ho pretending to be black1278107833131
Anonymous: the guy under the bed's cock is too white.1281130701133
AnonymousFR2B: oO1281130860363
Anonymous: fer der grip.. thankyou for your analysis Doctor of retarded uneeded knowledge, we newfags will take it from here.. ;o1281530455358
Anonymous: you could hear the wind howling in her pants1285073612179
Shitskinkiller: @1133: "Too white" for you to have him pounding your ass?! He's probably not a faggot...1285169246668

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Thread anime question thread (1018) , anime (162) , question (218)

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battlestar: i ask you 4chan, I ask you...1247586680522
Anonymous: I couldn't help it, you just look so cute when you're asleep.1247620530199
Bubble: so i just had to cut your nose off, you'd never had let me do it awake1247668058446
sinonymous: But to seal up the holes, so she smeaks mike mis!?!1249498482530
Anonymous: win1249500169150
Anonymous: For teh lulz1250115105883
Pyro: ^ the only reason anyone does anything1250260656835
Fuckface: I can1255214078580
Fuckface: Fuck my sister in the eye socked and , when here brains come out, feed it to her1303489896727
BnSneky: because, that's why1303490296111
MrPerspective: Won't SOMEONE think of the CHILDREN?1306159950945
Anonymous: For the evulz1347754837113
Uncle Harvey: Because nothing else smells like your panties1347765562718
freedomcs: because its so hot!1520859983445
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You are alone on an uninhabited island. Which of these would you choose as your companion?
Mermaid fish dilemma question mermaid (8) , fish (118) , dilemma (4) , question (218)

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badboy: nothing better than a blow job followed by fish sticks, fishwich and sushi1255227505117
Pyro: A plz cos id need to see some tits1255228080651
Anonymous: I'd take the one on the left, shit has to come out of that thing somewhere.1255251332691
and1: right one .. pussy already smells like fish n chips1255255051644
FalzeProphet: Left one... Sure there's no pussy but I can settle for blowjobs.1255370487542
cracker_killer: tough choice but ill take the one on the right1255371617869
Anonymous: right - nothing better then sticking your dick in a fish mouth1255375492947
Jewboy: Left one, I prefer getting a blowjob and frankly fish eyes are damn freaky.1255375562195
Anonymous: I love havin' sex but I'd rahter get some head1255376952142
Anonymous: B would be one hell of a blow job but i'd take A cause someone to talk to also to fish haha1255396775634
Anonymous: A- because of blowjobs, boobs, fish pussy, some one to talk to.1255415553504
vynl_richi: better head of a hot chick than sex off a fish1255447874639
donaldd: i had a dream1255447948154
Cam: right one def... blow jobs and a vag FTW!1255470452480

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What if gear 1 turns at the speed of light
Science question gears lightspeed itt science (149) , question (218) , gears (1) , lightspeed (1) , itt (354)

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Greeft: The other gear turns at the speed light too. One revolution at the speed of light on the left one is 2.5 revolutions at the speed of light on the second one.1284675724888
defeat: If it moves at the speed of light it turns into pure energy and no longer is a cog (gear). The instant it isn't a cog..the other cog doesn't matter..though, the second cog would have reached lightspeed before..etc and so on.1284675894358
Anonymous: Which part of it would be turning at the speed of light? The rotational speed is degrees/sec, not m/sec, and each point along thg the radius of the cog will be travelling at a slightly different speed than it's neighbour. If the teeth on the larger gear are generally reaching light speed, then the teeth on the smaller gear will reach lightspeed at about the same time.1284676239294
defeat: This is why the speed of light is improbable to achieve1284676407831
chrud: it melts!1284676411936
Anonymous: No, defeat, that's because of something else entirely - E=mc2 has little to do with the question presented here.1284676740330
Anonymous: Which part of gear 1 is moving at the speed of light? The inner part or the outer part?1284678206855
Anonymous: WHERE IS YOUR COG NOW?1284678259373
Anonymous: someone get Spaceley's Sprockets or Cogswell Cogs on the case...if the Jetsons can't answer this no one can!1284681719759
Anonymous: What if I shit in it while it's spinning at the speed of light?1284682417865
chrud: unhypothetically, it DOES melt from the heat of friction generated by the intermeshing cogs long before lightspeed. i farted...1284684501119
Flarp: Lightspeed can be traveled at. Acceleration to lightspeed is considered possible. The next question is obvious. I can't answer that one, though. And, there is no gear that could withstand the acceleration torgue, and friction, or even the centrivical force. Even trying this would be bad.1284703970630
Greeft: chrud and Flarp you are right, nothing could withstand the stresses, but if you deem this to be a thought experiment you can the say what might happen if a strong enough substance existed.1284710836541
Bongochops: This seems all very clever, but which gear is gear 1?1284714546221

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If guns cause crime, do cameras cause child porn?
Question camera gun cp question (218) , camera (47) , gun (191) , cp (66)

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Anonymous: Very interesting and good observation there.1283551965366
WannaEatFud: yes. kill all cameras before they take over the world.1283552006199
anon: it is a good question. let's theorize about it.1283552451681
Anonymous: Please believe me, i speak the truth. Dara is a rapist1283552557650
Anonymous: Spoons made Oprah FAT!1283552602327
RiddleMeThis: Oh no . . . maybe children cause child porn! *gasp*!1283556775235
chrud: extrapolation- do vagina's cause rape?1283557955426
WannaEatFud: vagina's are funny1283559888841
Nickeh43: Definitely. Every time a camera is made, another child becomes a victim of CP.1283560983916
Anonymous: The person who wroth that must been retared1283561578861
NSFW: ^ Irony overload. Commence suicide process immediately.1283561619439
Anonymous: Only if they're lucky cameras :D1283577323957
Anonymous: only if they're digital cameras... and owned by an ASSHOLE...1283578535930
Anonymous: Most people aren't responsible enough to own either1283604299187

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whats the ame of the song that goes dummmm dum dum dum dum dumm dum i dont know the lyricks but it starts of like that i think its rock the guy who sings it has a high voice
White stripes seven nations lyrics music question yahoo white stripes (1) , seven nations (1) , lyrics (18) , music (89) , question (218) , yahoo (40)

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iprobablyhateyou: once i knew the answer it totally made sense1321512670823
Anonymous: It's called Seven-Nation Army, ya' rubes.1321837726334
m4k3k3: hats off1322005717474
Shalaschaska: fuckin' hell ahahaha dummm dum dum dum dum dummmm dum1336405033667
Anonymous: I coulda told him but his melody was a bit off key.1336445443192
Anonymous: holy ball sack1336457476483
Anonymous: I just lost the game! o_O1337138635101
Chicagosox23: ^fuuuuuuuu i lost 2 now1339623809167
jhenry_922: someone could actually answer that?1382918064442
fuck urself: asssshole1382938768658
liplocker_code3: Funnier in Swedish, since "dum" means stupid.1383075055691
Anonymous: Trash band is trash.1448402940221
ethelred: I tink the tuner is actually dummmm dum dum dum dum dummm dum. I don'ty know the lyrics either.1483600562531
Anonymous: The Crystals - Da Doo Ron Ron - new stereo remix versions1516678144318
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HOW MANY JUSTIN BIEBERS COULD YOU TAKE IN A FIGHT?
Justin bieber fight question justin bieber (28) , fight (83) , question (218)

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Anonymous: all of them1276037158876
Anonymous: 7.2541276037317566
Anonymous: 7.2551276050105741
Anonymous: as many as it takes1276364977618
Swiney: 30 :D:D:D1276365664200
Anonymous: i couldn't take any in a fight, but i'd take as many as you can throw at me if it was a gang rape !1276428147534
Anonymous: ^ wait.... WUT?!1276428322584
joXnka: If theyre coming at me in an orderly fashion I probably wouldn ever get tired of it :D1276445520703
Anonymous: as many as bullets i have :-) or if i got a knife as many as there are1276482508627
ANNONAMOOSE: over 9000!!!!1276524206970
Warg: at least fifteen1277372368925
Anonymous: hahahahahaha1277419390305
TwoFaced: 6661277488505524
Anonymous: over 9000 times 0 is still zero, so any amount1277489808187

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Gay yahoo question
Gay yahoo question gay (464) , yahoo (40) , question (218)

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Anonymous: well concerned your answer fucking rocked1247970804686
Pyro: lulz1250558861187
Hughbie: perfect answer...ignorant dumbarse questions though...1250562005655
jackfrosty: Answer citizen = ETERNAL GLORY1250575842663
randyvanburen: hahahahaha nice answer!!1250600468385
lastwinj: outstanding!!!! another good answer, if you bend over, and his dick isn't in your ass by the count of 10, then he just doesn't think yer hot.1250607831752
BeatsOnLosers: Being good looking, I get this all the fucking time(real pain in the ass: You meet a dude- You hang out one day or a week- he sends you a friend request on facebook- he's gay. That's how to tell if a complete stranger is gay. As for your son, you should fucking know, man.1250806608420
TASTYbacon: FTW1250854507787
DutchGuy: THIS is what the internets are meant for.1250854681993
Furore23: No muscles and narrow shoulders? You, sir, have a daughter.1277307219476
cogent: Shoot him in the leg. If he screams and yells and threatens to kill you, he's okay. If he just holds the wound and cries, he's gay.1277308616124
Anonymous: fucking rednecks... what´s wrong, if he´s gay. He´s your son, you moron!!!1281266368545
Limerick: Hire a prostitute to stand naked in the livingroom.1281266785207
Anonymous: dhhfghgf1281266836760

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did you know that most PEDOFILES are ATHEIST
Pedo atheist itt question pedo (205) , atheist (50) , itt (354) , question (218)

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Anonymous: would like to see the stats on that because it seems like most are catholic priests1271710244285
Anonymous: Now that, was sharp. Nice one1271721138485
Greeft: Oh really, thanks for that. Oh and your god is a cunt.1271721813149
the7rafe7: lol then explain catholic priests..1271722250383
Greeft: ^They're the ones who stick magnets up little boys arses aren't they??1271722319378
the7rafe7: ^ no usually its little jesus figurines1271723474119
Anonymous: Did you know that most atheists can't can't spell peophile correctly?1271732836378
Anonymous: Did you know that most atheists can't can't spell pedophile correctly?1271732862852
Pyro: ^Lol1271733031950
Greeft: Did you know that most paedophiles can't spell adult?1271735780417
CreepisKryp: OP was born of his younger sister. PERIOD.1271744979221
Anonymous: Its true, most priests don't pelive in god. They are in it for the boys!1271949674867
Anonymous: At least when priests are raping children they don't use contraception... so according to the bible, it's okay.1271954776877
WhiteShark: Did you know that most pedophiles are religious fags, priests,bishops, etc...?1272021364627

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Walk in room. Room is empty. What do.
Room itt question room (48) , itt (354) , question (218)

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chrisy: log in to c4c1262976620152
Bubble: i admire your honesty^1262978202642
Bubble: I don't have to log in, i jus open up e explorer and it my homepage, i been loged in since day one... :) when i've read a few threads chuckuld a bit, i look at me bike and think, it coz me 4 grand, it was worth it, then i abuse some people on here, make a gif or to, read shit like this one and write this, drink coffee <pretty much my life when i aint at work, and when i aint at work or on here i'm1262978364800
Bubble: in the peak district, so i dont really give a shit abou anything thats said in the pic.1262978507606
wr104gamma: Turn on Bob Marley and turn that frown upside down, sad clown.. Or go to the strip club and get wasted1263011565157
Anonymous: Then you Realise that Realise is actually spelled Realize... and you kill yourself for the utter fail at your attempt to see the fail...1266846760198
Bubble: Grammerfag alert^1266848607390
Pyro: Smoke pot1266897235261
darkstan: Pyro knows plenty, IMHO.1266900524620
Anonymous: smoke weed everyday1266900809921
Anonymous: FAP1267241666586
Eddy: DO A BARRELROLL1269934348893
shooptrooper: hey sounds like my life this is when you kill urself for lolz and so you can get out of this shitty world1270184486127
LeashedHate: Uh, what I do every fucking morning captain obvious.......rape my cats and enjoy a light. Then I rape my cats again.1270186504176

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EUROFAGS: if you hate the US, why are you using our internet?
Usa internet question usa (442) , internet (173) , question (218)

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Anonymous: hate is such a strong word... I just think americans are dumb1274083170947
Anonymous: actually it was a british engineer joined by a belgian computer scientist that created the world wide web.1274083516492
Anonymous: your internet? roflmaopoe - the biggest inet-knot is based in Frankfurt/Germany1274083696277
kinganonymous: Lol, I won't worry for the internet U.S. just thanks for free internet. (not censorship)1274086326688
eripsa: u have no fucking idea that the internet was invented in Cern which is in Swiss (Europe..).u faild at the beggining but nevermind.keep trying. l2 win1274133192450
eripsa: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CERN1274133251955
CreepisKryp: I am American...on America's behalf, I appologize for this. We can't round up all the morons...It's an epidemic here.1274133810234
Anonymous: ^ apology accepted (:1274134163364
Anonymous: INTERNET ISNT AMERICAN AMERIFAG!!!!!!!1274166460953
Pyro: @ CreepisKryp R U Really American? If so then maybe between the two of us we COULD round up the morons....wait SHIT IT IS AN EPIDEMIC!! U know wat that means dont ya kids? FREE NAPALM!!!1274166750626
USless: Why are you using our computer or our Mac's? Read a book! Dick1274167952445
Feefdoodle: i am also American i will join your party in searching for the dumbfucks1274187543236
iprobablyhateyou: Fucking Al Gore invented the internet you dumbfuck eurotards1274192794845
Hughbie: OMG Al Gore...the internet like maker person....he's a like real person....he made it without a calculator..1274194618871

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If we must class the Muslim Women as oppressed then should we consider calling Mary (pbuh) and the Christian's Nuns also oppressed?
Women.islam nun christian question women islam religion women.islam (1) , nun (15) , christian (50) , question (218) , women (376) , islam (101) , religion (396)

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greyhoundpaul: i dont consider someone to be opressed by what thy're wearing.1267623478141
kinganonymous: < whateve they're morality shit.1267635465820
killzMinuz9: hmm, a lot of counties are banning the hijab, but allow nuns to wear their habits[sic], its a double standard1267635654542
Zero: Yeah, bit the mens beat the shit out of them and I don't see anyoe raping and murdering nuns for not wearing their silly hats1267641033860
Anonymous: i don't get it. KORAN is the danger morality for suicide bomb.1267704015147
killzMinuz9: wtf, "Qu'ran is the danger morality for suicide bomb" did you mean bomber? but anyways, children, children, you know god gave a brain so you could educate yourself and think, and not memorize and repeat FOX news talking points1267715871329
DropkickMurphy: Uh... nuns choose that, muslim women are required to wear that. Dressing fail up with proper grammar still makes it fail.1267752704934
killzMinuz9: muslim women are not required to wear a hijab it is a personal choice, unless you live in a opressive state like saudi arabia, but not in iran, turkey, egypt, ....1267763755331
Anonymous: .....christ, muslim, jew, jehovah witnesses, religions...melt brains.. morality womans then future divorce....1267837462690
Anonymous: who gives a shit stfu and stop bumping this stupid ass picture1267847179865
Creepis: ^^AGREED^^ this FAILS! too much text! "ni ni ni oppressed blah blah" give us something to LOL or FAP or WTF1267855638699
Anonymous: This is Fuckin Muslim Shit, GTFO of Europe and USA. Go to sandnigger island and fuck some monkeys1270767430730
Anonymous: im atheist and think that women in all religions are oppressed, especially islam, but i dont care about the hijab thats fine, but the burka is a load of shit,also saying "muslim women are the best in society" isnt true, only your hate mongering opinion, keep your mouth shut!1270838472251
Anonymous: blah blah blah, I'm muslim and I'm better than you. If you disagree I'll blow you up.1270839714333

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If my girlfriend sleeps with a retard, does it count as cheating?
Internet retard question yahoo internet (173) , retard (42) , question (218) , yahoo (40)

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fiveby5: i think she's already sleeping with a retard1339201052906
Tattoos: ^ I agree. One more retard won't hurt.1339202022421
iprobablyhateyou: lol @ 5x51339215650587
Kuder: With this view on retards, SHE is the retard. Her friend is a retard for not dumping her immediatly.1339237597473
Anonymous: he will cry when he sees how stretched her twat is . . I loled hard @this ignorant shit !1383083681274
McKwack: Tell her to go fuck a horse …since "horses aren't human".1390265902425
Anonymous: Lol @ 5x5!1393711888684
Bulbasaur111919: If they're not human, what the fuck are they: ghosts or something?1393755318364
DeserveHumanity: They are sub-human. Regardless of whether they might be considered 'human' from a mere biological p.o.v. -- i. e. the belief that you can determine 'being human' by the ability to reproduce with other human beings -- i.e. the nihilistic conception that being human is a privilege given away by birth.1393756203316
DeserveHumanity: Also: LOL1393756212319

tsimfuckisfromhell
*fapfapfap*
1393757519313

SuperPotat0
"UH CH-CH-CHALLINDGE YOU ... T-T-TO F-FOIGHT ......... TO THE DIIITHHHHHHH"
1393757887311

P0TaT0kiNg
"potato?"
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Anonymous: Sometimes sex has to be stupid.1393760138637

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Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one. A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps youve forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
Question women question (218) , women (376)

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BeaversNDucks: Ha ha1266845904167
missy: typical male1266902677923
KarmaPickles: How long does it take to make a woman orgasm? don't know, don't care.1266914963755
missy: ^ male chauvinist1266919612308
Bubble: lol^ GTFO, who carse1266924789956
Redrocco: ^^my woman cums on command1266929454752
iprobablyhateyou: the female orgasm is a myth1266940347666
Bubble: the orgasum is myth a female1266940606899
Redrocco: y'all just doing it wrong.1266941205394
Anonymous: the only gift she should get is the load on her face after I'm done.1266945758366
Narlodapanda: when a woman has an orgasm her vaginal walls tighten up and she releases a lubricating goo, if your paying attention, you can feel it, and thats when you ram her hard. also, bedroom voice is very important, guys dont like dead lays, niether do girls...1267210388442
killzMinuz9: ^^ the fucks that don't care is because they last about a minute at best, then curl up into balls and cry themselves to sleep, fuck they wonder why their woman cheat on them, pathetic children1267210575565
iprobablyhateyou: ^ u r right about one thing... no one cares1267213245585
Moongrim: Good Advice. But she needs to lick his dick clean afterwards.1272322678781

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Don't you hate double standards? - If a girl sleeps with a ton of guys she is a slut, but if a guy does it, he is a homosexual?
Gay double standards question itt gay (464) , double standards (1) , question (218) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: No, not really1295753936925
Greeft: No he isn't, he's a fag.1295755005323
Anonymous: hahahhahaha1295781717188

pocket
If a lock can be opened by a bunch of keys, its a shitty lock. If a key can open lots of locks, its a master key. Rubbing two keys together is gay, only if keychains are touching.
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Anonymous: ^Interesting theory, except it doesn't really say much about the key's ability to open locks when most locks have been opened by other keys already.1295807975494
Greeft: ^I love my set of bump keys and my padlock shims.1295808240366
Anonymous: Sluts and Fags are like piano players; they need 88 keys, both black and white to make music...1295813038523
chrud: lulz1296340022997
NSFW: I lol'd. Wrongly predicted what it was going to say.1296340156930
Anonymous: depends on if the balls were touching...1296340414373

Limerick
BUMP KEY. NIGGA.
1296720170750
Anonymous: Don't steal stand up material1298604781920
Francesca: How lame.....1303320153490
SyrupAndRofls: LoL.1303414218763

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Just discovered my 15 year old son has a fetish
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Cryptid: hahaha sodomized by demons1281494612781
XENU: tl;dr.1281494655484
Nickeh43: Man I hate it when that happens ^^1281495770434
Anonymous: I just don't understand, jy people think that just because you are a Christian that demons won't also fuck them in the ass? Really if you think about it for varied reasons Christian ass might be prime demon cock real-estate. Oh and mascot sex is fine if they keep it in Pittsburgh...like the zombies1285466866312
Anonymous: lol Christians, too funny1285482354573
g-man: nuked from orbit--- lol1285496692791
anonymous: Just get him a dog1287810277572
ElCapitan: Trolls........ Trolls Everywhere1287824305774
SLIPPY: Win. This should be on page 1 of "How to be a effective troll". There were some real lol moments in this.1288710032635
Clownichter: hahahah second comment is awesome1288753848363
fuck: trollls234141241124124$@$!!@$@$!@!$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!spam@#$@! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$@#$!@!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!@$!1289080133112
Anonymous: So what!1290469115227
Furore23: Why did this nosy idiot get helpful and honest replies? It should have been wall-to-wall trolling. Internet, I am disappoint.1306599124787
Anonymous: jeez, Christians, gotta love them eh? Hate living with them though.1306697397118

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How to get state to take away my children?
Social services yahoo answer question parent children social services (1) , yahoo (40) , answer (7) , question (218) , parent (5) , children (28)

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iprobablyhateyou: win1301925313501
MegaShit: ^I agree, although I don't know why he doesn't just sell them to Jews for spare organs.1301929075365
Anonymous: lol'd hard at last sentence1301934664354
Anonymous: ahhh the fucking you get for the fucking you got. karma dude. Maybe only you think you are a awesome guy. Us taxpayers don't want yur kids either, kill them.1302006233808
anonymule: ^ yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Condoms: I'd rather have one and not need it than need it and not have one. I've got a kid, and he's cool. I wouldn't allow anyone to take him from me. But he can be a little prick sometimes. That's life though. Raising kids is the most important shit a loser faggot like me could ever do, I'd rather have that than "the single life".1302309790134
Captngeetch: Trollin'1302311053601
Anonymous: I agree1303711350477
Dr Pwn: Winning!1303722609384
EvoStar: That is fucking great.....I bet this loser lives in Arkansas and dry humps his sister while she sleeps.1303842243258
Midgeinc: ^ Believable. I Lol'd1311462335248
MarkosT: "My plan is not to pack them a lunch....." Perfect.1311463049337
Anonymous: 9, 11, and 14? Two words: White Slavery.1316827358350
Toxified: i lol'd hard on this one..1317464402963
Banshee5: grrrrreat!1317464639726

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Atheists: If evolution is real, why don't animals evolve themselves to not go extinct?
Religion question extinct religion (396) , question (218) , extinct (2)

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Malacath: it takes a long time and not everything survives long enough to adapt?1273386871767
CreepisKryp: THESE "HEY, ATHEIST" threads can't be for real...It's like a four year old wrote them and threw them away, then a two year old found and posted them.1273392286154
CreepisKryp: <<to answer the question...Your Mom hatched a Big Do Do.1273392545860
Anonymous: If god is real, why do I have a small dick?1273411123827
Greeft: <<<Fucking God fearing fuckwit OP lol. Man killed the fucking Dodo, it had nothing to with evolution hahaha.1273427622328
Anonymous: simple fact being, that science HAS NO ANSWER as to why. They make up other shit or flat out avoid answering these kinds of questions because they will not dare to admit that Creationism or Intelligent Design is FACT and Science is merely "Theory"1273431699612
Greeft: ^HAHAHA Troll.1273431762775
Anonymous: actually man didn't kill off the dodo1273431884204
Greeft: ^ Yes we did,they had no natural predators and we introduced the animals that predated upon them and deforested a lot of their habitat. Research shows they may have been in decline already, but our actions directly caused them to die out.1273432858819
Greeft: ^In fact directly because there were no predadtors on Mauritius is the reason why birds evolved into flightless, ground dwelling beings. Then we introduced predators and killed them.1273433171513
Anonymous: See you been reading wikipedia again cos you aint that smart 1513?1273433342966
Greeft: ^And if the designer was so "intelligent" why did he put in things that have no use? Appendix, Plica Semilunaris (3rd eyelid), Male Nipples, Coccyx, why design any of these things?1273433907670
Anonymous: ^my nipples produce Tobasco sauce. It's great on 5 cent wing nite at the bowling alley.1273441688317
Furore23: < READ A FUCKING BOOK TARD.127403378599

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Have you ever been so pissed off that you start swinging a cactus?
Africa cactus question Doula Cameroon angry protest car fire africa (214) , cactus (22) , question (218) , Doula Cameroon (1) , angry (60) , protest (190) , car (384) , fire (255)

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Anonymous: I lold hard three times and still1255228669216
brutalninja: i think we've all been there before!1255247102799
s: tupid niggers1255276189423
Stu: HAAA !@!! That's good ! Must have been his car1255381966929
donaldd: when they selfdestruc, we can be quiet1255560116245
That Guy: now this is truely a testiment to how smart niggers are1268184220677
Fatjesus85: I did that once..... That also was the day my dad told me not to pick them up1276140314184
Kareloko: Yes, YES!! i always feel like that!1277523152410
Anonymous: Warmongers do not partake of the herb. Legalize it globally and end war!1277523524406
iprobablyhateyou: no... but i have taken a ride on an invisible skateboard1277526311101
vengance: nice, until his hands start bleeding1277530582309
Anonymous: He's already tossed it 3 times but the fucker won't come off.1277560555979
Nickeh43: most days I practice swinging my cactus for when I get really pissed.1281502032822
sickfuck88: don't pet the monkeys1287009805761

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IF YOU CAN'T TICKLE YOURSELF - WHY CAN YOU MASTURBATE?
Tickle fap question philosoraptor tickle (4) , fap (101) , question (218) , philosoraptor (22)

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Macfadyin: American faggot1274712836728
Furore23: You... you can? Have I been missing something?1274884191239
Redrocco: damn, that';s deep1276797823822
Anonymous: you cannot compare sex with masturbation. probably1280530843539
the7rafe7: ^ you wouldnt you1282601924276
Anonymous: fucking t-rex1282695862227
Anonymous: because you can't reach. stupid t rex1282710108897
Nickeh43: sit on your hand long enough you can do anything1282712483617
Ronnie Stash: Because the dick is a separate entity dude. Cock is my copilot. (Fuck you Jesus!)1282718191917
Flarp: I can't. It tickles.1282724584315
Anonymous: Fllarp is winning1300067885407
eyedol: because i am thinking of u1305038683401
MrPerspective: When I masturbate my GF's G-spot, she starts laughing uncontrollably from the orgasm...1306043751689
Furore23: ^ That's because the female orgasm is a myth.1306096623127

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Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
Yahoo troll question pregnant baby advice yahoo (40) , troll (237) , question (218) , pregnant (113) , baby (245) , advice (280)

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Tommy: wait what? cum again?1281572568485
Anonymous: "Sources: 4chan.org" Bahahahahahaha1281585839791
Anonymous: Best advice evar1283024221890
ErlKonigVinz: yo dawg, we herd u liek babbys in yo womb so we put a womb in yo babby so yo babby can have babbys while you havin' yo babbys.1283025054555
Anonymous: wooooowww...1284453733332
g-man: dumb trailertrash1284464830171
Anonymous: <win1284570068147
Anonymous: buhahahahahahaha! stupid question stupid answer :D1284624434187
Flarp: It has been known to happen. Much more common in minorities and isolated communities.1284634965442
:(: LOL WTF IS THIS?1285180255708
FluffyTaco: LOOOOOOVE IT1292063482729
Anonymous: dumb texan girl1292217782520
Burrgeezy: WIN1292217835439
Fart33: lol1292217930883

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Homophobes of /b/: - Explain to me what is so wrong with being GAY?
Question itt gay question (218) , itt (354) , gay (464)

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iprobablyhateyou: you stick your dick in other guys assholes1289885170667
Anonymous: you think pussy is gross.1289885539515
Anonymous: you act like fags1289886009449
rome_: we do have the fucking buttholes thing in common, but i wanna have kids someday1289886056676
Anonymous: the fact is it's a psycholgical and physical deviance that results in segra-social behaviour; it's not "special" or desirable, it's rather pathetic really...1289888492505
Cuntfux: Because you make dumb ass posts like this one...1289898527597
Flarp: I think I have got to agree with Cuntfux. I really don't care where you park your genitals. It's the damned drum beating, parade chanting, glow in the fucking dark rainbow attention whore fest, bull shit that most people get iratated with. I am straight. Those prior three words are my only 'outwardly celebration of it.1289899043698
Flarp: Why is it that so many gay people have to claim a natural prismatic function of light for a lifestyle with an unnatural act? You being gay means nothing to me. It's all the gay people shoving shit down everyone's throat that pisses people off about gays.1289899071723
Cuntfux: ^^ Agreed. I don't care what holes you poke. It's not that people hate you, it's that you must feel ashamed and guilty on your own accord to think that you have to justify your sexuality by prancing around telling everyone that "you're gay and proud" when in fact they don't give a rats ass.1289899362784

chumpno1
1289905637390
Warg: umm.... DEY EAT DA POOPOO.1289908077404
sickfuck88: 1289932135194
ajmisback: your a corn miner! and thats disgusting1289932671228
Grund1e: # 1723 - DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!1289933329142

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WHAT IF C4C WAS BLACK?
Chan4chan black question chan4chan (341) , black (387) , question (218)

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Furore23: Then it would be really hard to read because the text is black.1275747007189
Anonymous: ^ text is already herp derp1277064388293
absinthe: ^lolwat?1277078907318
iprobablyhateyou: i finally made it into a screen shot1277100935470
Anonymous: niggerchan1281447838403

OVB
1281448411449
pocket: 1.21 lolwats already herp derp1281448549154
Kaslnov: derp is herp, derp1298418450438
SouthernPride: LOL why were you searching slave contract?1298445906494
Samps: Then my ip wouldn't be logged; it'd be stolen.1298446212352
Anonymous: lol1298504409605
Anonymous: If C4C was back it would only have maybe 10 members because most niggers are too stupid to use a computer. Fact.1298509247428
XENU: ^problem?1298509277794
Anonymous: How many niggers do you ever see in a compuetr store?? Book store? Art supply store? Hobby shop? Garden center? Home improvment store? No to many. You see.. they are stupid.1298509468519

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How does a blind person know when to stop wiping after a bowel movement?
Question yahoo blind wipe toilet question (218) , yahoo (40) , blind (8) , wipe (6) , toilet (132)

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HanoverRed: Dumb cunt, never stop wiping1303419270541
Anonymous: <she dumb1303419322209
Twinchlian: Yeah... now that you mention it. How?1303419649638
Greeft: Their dogs are trained to sniff their asses. If it needs more wiping they bark.1303419841151
greyhoundpaul: Im curious!1303477143571
Mittens: When the paper no longer has flavor?1303827866457
Furore23: ^ AAAAAAAH GOD WHY1303828164581
Anonymous: smell of the paper goes to barely there i am blind1304654785661
Greeft: ^This is why we have punctuation.1304654935907
Limerick: Maybe there isn't punctuation in braille?1304655246950
Greeft: ^It's just a shitload of periods all jumbled together.1304655852144
Anonymous: 1151: I laffed.1304657351465
ivorylc: ^ u did the right thing.1305537698351
admackbar: QUESTION: how to deaf people wake up? alarm clock??1305558091315

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WHY DO YOU NEED A DRIVER'S LICENSE TO BUY LIQUOR - WHEN YOU CAN'T DRINK AND DRIVE?
Liquor drink and drive philosoraptor alcohol question liquor (3) , drink and drive (1) , philosoraptor (22) , alcohol (29) , question (218)

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Anonymous: becus you need to show you are old enough.. wow ur dumb1286228437818
Furore23: ^ Fail.1286250170470
Hex: ^ Aware of Fail.1286300700461
Furore23: ^ Well... yes. Clearly.1286543937304
YuLiekPicturz: just when you think trollin wont get any more obvious..1286544575317
lily84: lulz, many fails...1286559165850
BlazinWeed: one of the dumbest shit ive seen ;)1286559229927
SouthernPride: well, you need an id, not a drivers licence, dipshit1290928969774
Anonymous: its not the law but they want everyone to get used to carrying and showing ID everywhere they go like the Nazis did.1290931201369
Flarp: They had it wrong. It wasn't the mark of the beast. It's the mark of the bleat; fucking sheep.1290931408897
MrPerspective: I'd think about it, if I weren't so stoned.1306043423962
Anonymous: kid, you need an ID card not a driver license1318786638512
fuck allah: Epic win !1323319275647
Anonymous: Did a nigger make this?1323333233274

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WHY ISN'T SHE WORKING AT MC DONALDS?!
Sarah palin politics question mcdonald's sarah palin (30) , politics (124) , question (218) , mcdonald's (64)

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Anonymous: mcdonalds doesn't want people THAT mentally retarded working there1265681908969
iprobablyhateyou: ^why not? your mom works there1265682074732
Anonymous: haha win1265701553636
Anonymous: She would be taking a job away from a libtard if she did1265707451654
Anonymous: do you think she knows there are 57 states?1266277889554
Anonymous: lol now cry when they elect her1266293693594
kev4825: why isnt she on her knees sucking my cock1266298169894
Anonymous: 1654 You're fucked in the head....shes worse than a libtard.1266317452636
ash69mkh: i'd like to see her mcfurburger1270478586780
Anonymous: Better a few words on a hand than entire speeches on a teleprompter.1270882961324
AntiTroll: Because she's working in my kitchen, gettin me a sammich.1271193123936
Moongrim: She's got dirty knees1272593159194
Anonymous: Because she's not good enough for McDonalds. But maybe Taco Bell would hire her.1276461545661
Dreamy Creamy: Her and Angel has gots a gud plen. Likless and Lude.1276660679658

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WHAT IF C4C WAS BLACK ?
Chan4chan black question chan4chan (341) , black (387) , question (218)

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pocket
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iprobablyhateyou: you mean c4c isn't black1275666107204
cybersinner: ^^I lul'ed extremely hard!1275681390299
Anonymous: it would be all pictures of 40 ozs, crack, and be infected with the AIDS, and hoping to give it to under-age white girls1275681545545
absinthe: If he was black, what the hell is he now?1275690387894
cybersinner: ^/b/1275716464675
Redrocco: ^^^those pix are all here1275716595522
Whatchamacallit: I actually like the shades of blue it is now,1275716796432

Redrocco
^there you go
1275717350361
Redrocco: damn, I missed the submit button /facepalm1275717399348
the7rafe7: ^ lmao.. how do you "Set" it haxor! >:(1275832615346
Redrocco: psp 5.011275932445689
c4c: :-)1276776833738
Sasi: Error 503 Service Unavailable.1276782257434

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I HAVE A CRUSH on my ABORTION DOCTOR! HELP!!!!?
Yahoo abortion crush question yahoo (40) , abortion (34) , crush (6) , question (218)

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Hughbie: somehow my dear, I don't think you have a hope in hell. All I see is a suggestion to get help. My suggestion would be different however and involve heavy traffic, great heights, razor blades or a gun.1248576806498
Still Anonymous: Hopefully you learned this in school . If at first you don't succeed , try , try again . You are just getting to him and starting to win him over . I would think maybe just another 5 or 6 times and he might jump your bones as he is pulling that slop out of that big juicy cunt of yours . Never give up ......1248577316798
Almost Anonymous: I bet he already knows your pussy like the palm of his own hand1248643491654
BuggerChan: Maybe you should ask him out. Of course, you'll have to get your baby-killing fun in elsewhere.1252792338243
brutalninja: THATS CRAZY! what a fucking idiot!1252835102940
TASTYbacon: I smell FAke stew1252856837137
Sinonymous: GOLD! TROLL WIN of EPICAL PROPORTIFACATIONS1252860462399
Anonymous: Report abuse.1263745079709
Anonymous: ^ haha1263745227663
Reaxus: I lol`d1263753465785
Anonymous: oh dear1264194556163
gre: this could be quite productive! after 11 abortions, if you still haven't gone to his heart like cholesterol, you at least, can make a soccer team of dead babies. horay1265303422487
4chansucks: LOL fake. and if its not, why would he want to date a whore?1265312110741
LR: I agree, this is some troll's victory. People become trolls to achieve moments like this, which is almost forgivable.1265445970834

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ITT: Get home With hot chick. Get jiggy. Undress. Massive beef curtains. >What do?
Question sex pussy beef curtain advice question (218) , sex (488) , pussy (1509) , beef curtain (1) , advice (280)

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Novem: Make a fort1284657095178
Burrgeezy: batwing1284657628176
Anonymous: the degree of "hotness" takes prominence in this instance. are we talkin, "stripper on the quiet shift" or 18yo Alessandra Ambrosio?1284660617805
Anonymous: fuck her??? hurr durr1284665712681
Anonymous: finish1284670080152
Anonymous: Grab some wonder bred cuz she brought the roast beef.1284671820474
EPILEPTIC_ERIK: ask her if she's still a Virgin with Trollface-Smile !1284671933348
Greeft: Grab two slices of rye, some mayo and pickles and enjoy a great beef sammich.1284672466305
chrud: make 'em juicy!1284674107550
Anonymous: Suck on them1284678570229
Nickeh43: close eyes and go deep1284695476937
Flarp: I'm sure there is a mathematical formula somehwere. Like curtainL x CurtainW / hotness factore = doability score. Make sense. Just need details.1284702656528
g-man: BJ and anal1284734499682
Anonymous: check for blotches, then finish in there like a fuckin man1284748246489

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Females: Is 6 different cocks for a 17 year old a lot? (My girlfriend)
Young female question young (90) , female (12) , question (218)

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Addy Hitler: yes, she's a Slut1279458153857
athiest: and so are you1279460380598
pocket: Definitely a filthy whore. How many suckedcocks?1279460399976
Anonymous: All at once?1279463796559
iprobablyhateyou: yes anon... my herpes infected cock was one of them1279467190614
Anonymous: no, no, no... keep up the good work... this is what we want1279467761298
Anonymous: Quantity isn't as important as - where she PUT THEM!!1279483611313
Anonymous: if she has a cock, it's a trap. if she has six cocks......1279509841320
Anonymous: make it 71279509920360
Redrocco: only if they were all at the same time1280337835629
Anonymous: kill her1280338346253
IneedMoney: yes she is1280361371261
Anonymous: Dude who gives a fuck and why are you concerned with the opinions of people that are on a site filled to the brim with pornography, pedophililia, bestiality, ect...seriously dude if she puts out good and pleases you very much so why do you fucking care about the details, pussy is pussy.1280381600257
ajmisback: yes definatley a slut.....get a model with a few less miles on it1280444661551

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Question virgin
Question virgin question (218) , virgin (23)

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Anonymous: well the newfags here are familair with this issue...seeing they are more familiar with their hands than a pussy....so...over to the newfags....1247583445900
Bugger Chan: so ronery1252797681198
Anonymous: haha .... :-D1252814655411
ImaD00d: Well, I've never fucked a chick, but then again I'm a FAGfag, not a newfag - so I guess the question is a moot point.1252819651675
Anonymous: 23yo, 28 females... weather they know it or not..1252819949827
roflz: He lives in China.1252863783739
danie: they never leave their moms basements. that's how.1260223957146
crackerkiller5: 22 years, 13 females1260226247722
Anonymous: actually im in the 2001260226530137
Anonymous: actually im in the 200+ club. yeah. im hot and awesome and have an awesome life. i just like chan. its funny! lol1260226564657
Anonymous: ^obviously the only actual virgin here1260229601894
Hughbie: 200+...of course anon...of course. But fapping to pictures doesn't count.1260231569828
Anonymous: 17 in one year1260284730683
kinganonymous: OH thats the muslim 100% and J.W.1260285033897

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Hey Atheists, If there is no God, then what makes the next Kleenex pop up? - Christians: 1 Atheists: 0
Kleenex tissue atheist religion question kleenex (1) , tissue (7) , atheist (50) , religion (396) , question (218)

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Anonymous: It's not even a fight anymore.1295803896703
ajmisback: :(1295806849593
Greeft: Magnets!1295807732790
Anonymous: Christians: Disqualified1295811673330
Anonymous: iNTERWEAVING OF INDIVIDUAL TISSUES BASIC PHYSICS DUH!!!1295824049485
tickles_2007: this is just sad.... i don't know what to say to this1295824117832
Hitmancodename47: You do.1295825541326
Furore23: Me? Cool.1295826488864
chrud: sometimes they don't pop up... where's ur god nao?1295844986906
chumpno1: christians need kleenex coz the jerk alot1295852701175
Alkarnur: @ Chrud: it's because sometimes God wants to take the next kleenex manually. God works in mysterious ways. We just can't understand what's the good that can come from the next kleenex not popping up, but we can trust in God and His grand design that it's for the better.1295879397553
Anonymous: intertwined folding you retarded beliver1295964168866
Weed: Meteors!1295965894402
Bieber: the tissue fairy1296279731598

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How Many women have you fucked? - How old are you? - Have you gotten an STD? - Where did you meet the women?
ITT std women sex age question ITT (354) , std (8) , women (376) , sex (488) , age (25) , question (218)

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Anonymous: Yo mama!1268602303307
Anonymous: Yes. Yes. No. Yes.1268602308406
Anonymous: 11,236,589. 47. 1,347. Omaha.1268602463947
Anonymous: ~10, 26, No, c4c1268606248846
Redrocco: I quit counting in 1987 when it hit 100. Im 45. no, Ive never had a STD. women are everywhere, try talking to one sometime1268609045568
Hughbie: I've fucked enough to keep me happy then got married...but thankfully the sex didn't stop like it does for a lot...and no std's. You can meet women anywhere (not online)...and at least you know they aren't a guy..well until you get their clothes off..1268609761151
roflz: 2..19..No...1268610036471
gears: Honestly, about 70. But in the internet world, I'll follow the S.O.P. and go with over 700.1268610459607
darkstan: Just remember that laughter is the best aphrodesiac. Get 'em laughing, and they're yours.1268623078315
KarmaPickles: Just remember that chloroform is the best aphrodisiac. Get 'em passed out and they're yours.1268625433319
rome: 3,22,nope fuck stds, new girls at work and friends of ex's1268626939182
mastema: the real number multipled by 100 since this is the internet... i'm 29. never had one. mostly at bars and schools and work.1268627392212
darkstan: I stand corrected.1268629886249
Anonymous: 1, 33, Never, At a wedding, she is my wife now.1268652911939