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Dear 'b'. - Evolution has made humans experts at reading remembering faces. - What is it specifically about a face makes a person, male, female, young or old?
Evolution gender androgenous face question itt evolution (36) , gender (8) , androgenous (1) , face (901) , question (218) , itt (354)

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Phadrus: Also, I can tell you whether this is a girl or a guy.1290088051877
XENU: as far as i know, from my esperience, having a dick or not denotes gender, not a face. Also, i wouldnt fuck that, maybe let it suck my dick. Or my moms.1290088094308
NSFW: Man. Avoid. Trap.1290088476897
Phadrus: Someone out there has to know...1290092264905
Greeft: I agree with Xenu, it's the combo of X & Y chromosomes and the resulting sexual organs that denote gender and the number of years since you were born that denote age!1290096740893
al: Looks like a cunt.1290097081924
Phadrus: It is actually a dude.1290097457688
Phadrus: Great Scott!!! Penis + Time = ???1290097540601
Cuntfux: Penis + Time = Many many loads on many many faces1290097610231
Flarp: I've read that it is estrogen shaping of the jawline and the size and shape of the larynx. But, then you fuckers go completly out of your way to select the biggest exceptions because for some point lost reason you seem to think it is fucking hillarious to surprise someone with a dick, ever if it is for the ten millionth played out time.1290098635225
Phadrus: Well, dicks and penis jokes are funny.1290099015880
Nickeh43: Eyes, Phadrus.1290100456383
Anonymous: That's either a guy who 's taking female hormones or a chick that should be.1290127051580
esotepeo: Let's make lemonade. Either HE would make one helluva tranny or SHE would make a badass softball coach.1290127215153

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Gay yahoo question
Gay yahoo question gay (464) , yahoo (40) , question (218)

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Anonymous: well concerned your answer fucking rocked1247970804686
Pyro: lulz1250558861187
Hughbie: perfect answer...ignorant dumbarse questions though...1250562005655
jackfrosty: Answer citizen = ETERNAL GLORY1250575842663
randyvanburen: hahahahaha nice answer!!1250600468385
lastwinj: outstanding!!!! another good answer, if you bend over, and his dick isn't in your ass by the count of 10, then he just doesn't think yer hot.1250607831752
BeatsOnLosers: Being good looking, I get this all the fucking time(real pain in the ass: You meet a dude- You hang out one day or a week- he sends you a friend request on facebook- he's gay. That's how to tell if a complete stranger is gay. As for your son, you should fucking know, man.1250806608420
TASTYbacon: FTW1250854507787
DutchGuy: THIS is what the internets are meant for.1250854681993
Furore23: No muscles and narrow shoulders? You, sir, have a daughter.1277307219476
cogent: Shoot him in the leg. If he screams and yells and threatens to kill you, he's okay. If he just holds the wound and cries, he's gay.1277308616124
Anonymous: fucking rednecks... what´s wrong, if he´s gay. He´s your son, you moron!!!1281266368545
Limerick: Hire a prostitute to stand naked in the livingroom.1281266785207
Anonymous: dhhfghgf1281266836760

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HOW MANY TRIANGLES? Fact:Only 0.4% of the global population can solve this question.
Puzzle triangle question puzzle (7) , triangle (9) , question (218)

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­Anonymous: 1061266641900863
­Anonymous: eleventy-2?1266645936477
Bubble: fact only 0.4% can be arsed to sole this question1266653129383
johnnynothumbs: all of them. next question.1266653710807
cyroth: i count 332...1266654896612
dodgeboy: 99.6 % don't give a fuck , including me1266690157655
iprobablyhateyou: yo dawg, i heard you like triangles... so we put some triangles in some triangles so you can try angles to try to count em1266690515271
aNOMynous: I can but I have better things to spend my time on. Storing round ass pics from C4C!1266694005945
PAPER TIGERS: 332...worst weekend spent on 4chan1267088440865
Anonymous: not enough!1267241272882
killzMinuz9: one1267241930790
Hughbie: potato?1267242679459
killzMinuz9: potatoe its obvious how could you fuck that one up1267242746354
Hughbie: potatoe? Whats with the "e"? You doing a dan quayle?1267244227818

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HOW DO I GET BLACK GIRLS?????
Black dating question black (387) , dating (33) , question (218)

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TotallyNasty: Just rape them, nobody will believe a story about a white guy raping a black girl anyway.1274670790870
veranet: shake a tree1274670856795
balls420: WHY????? even waste your time1274671714806
iprobablyhateyou: put a banana under a box and prop the box up with a stick... lastly tie a piece of rope to the stick1274681744209
Anonymous: Any corner in the Ghetto. $2 all you can eat.1274684102420
Anonymous: Shout "I Got Free Fried CHIKKIN"1274715920760
Anonymous: < should read "half-black girls" because most of us imagine oprah winfrey and not alicia keys!1274716530361
^^^^^^^^^^^: WDF!?? Oprah over Alicia Keys? ^^^^^^1274725372205
Pyro: With purple drank1274725833911
anon09: First the Gin N Juice then some crack, she be all yourn.1274737542898
Anonymous: HAHAHA !!! ...All these replies are funny. Must not laugh!!!1274738055633
Anonymous: sell crack1274759626327
LeRoy: Show her a paystub & give her a box of diapers for her niglet. works every time.1274785641591
Anonymous: Don't shower for a month1274790785344

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Do you believe aliens exist?
Question alien itt question (218) , alien (84) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: Of course. They're landscaping my yard right now. :p1267702521153
Anonymous: they infiltrated the dutch goverment1267714284202
SirRichard: Of course...who do think runs Washington?1267719563957
Swiney: Yes - they took me up in there spaceship and did an anal probe on me . I loved it . I wish they would come back .1267720197711
kinganonymous: SIGH it's X-Files. -.-''1267720320990
Anonymous: just hired a few for some hard labor. only to call immigration on thier dumb ass's1267721069886
aNOMynous: Do aliens believe that we exist?1267779032408
Joker961: Sure. We exist. Don't we?1267902535636
Jessica: If Scottish Mexicans exist then it might be a good possibility that aliens exist.1267912327426
Creepis: Science says NO. Other worldly beings are just modern myth...Mutations, however, VERY REAL!1267919446175
Anonymous: ^ Science says "Stop quoting science while you simultaneously force one fist up your ass and beat off to how smart you think you are. Thank you."1269626313111
llamados0: Yep! Most of 'em are on here!1270401644909
shadycook: suck my balls1270401913336
mkvette: Hell yeah, i do1271097157322

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Why is viewing CP illegal but viewing murder videos is legal? They both depict illegal acts.
Murder illegal CP why question itt murder (55) , illegal (4) , CP (66) , why (15) , question (218) , itt (354)

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robohitler: but you can fap to both. 3 guys +1 hammer =buckets of cum1263588143324
Bubble: CP illegal? i thought it was just frownd upon?1263588345269
Pyro: Why is weed illegal but tabacco is celebrated if one helps eyesight and one destroys lungs?1263596359297
Anonymous: governments make CP illegal so that they can keep all the REALLY juicy & sexy CP for themselves1263597773846
Piercedzombie: ^lmao win1263722587984
Anonymous: cuz theres no god1265183453777
PUSSYDESTROYER: cuz when you're beating off and the scool bus unloads a bunch of 12 year olds you look out the window and think, think about how close they are...go to the mailbox with your hand on your dick a few feet from them........fucking doorbell hold on1265211088742
iprobablyhateyou: why is murder illegal when so many fuckers are asking for it1265217241780
iprobablyhateyou: why is cp illegal when so many fuckers are asking for it1265217357440
Anonymous: ^why do you think it's bad-ass to be a pedophile racist?1266962833463
iprobablyhateyou: ^what did you think was going on here @ c4c?1266963125773
Narlodapanda: im going to hell anyway so it dosn't matter1266992734656
SexKiller: Its not illegal to murder. Look at war.1267029822668
Chester: It's probably because some old prude couldn't fap to it.1267032051416

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_/b/... The Female Orgasm - Explain them to me please?
Orgasm 4chan cum question orgasm (19) , 4chan (628) , cum (323) , question (218)

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Mork: Science fiction!1274524584595
Furore23: ^ In that it sounds plausible, almost like something that could happen... but you know it's not real.1274545773288
bluelee: and you wonder why you have no pussy? LMAO1274546019296
Mork: ^that is correct, I have a dick.1274659219568
TotallyNasty: I know how to make one, lube up her ass and very gently start pushing your rock hard cok inside it, once inside give her ass time to rest before you start moving, give her clit some love with your fingers and let her push a G-spot vibrator up her pussy... do it right and she will orgasm so hard it feels like your cock is stuck in a bear trap1274659623890
Anonymous: cramp1274911722618
Warg: Something made up by women so men do stuff for them. They don't climax, they just like bossing you around.1274947010233
Furore23: I know exactly why I have no pussy! TL;DR - boredom.1274978780356
Anonymous: ^ GURU.1274988212427
Anonymous: ^ DJ PREMIER1274989374418
Macfadyin: Lick it and see1274990072986
vigtam: it's actually a medical condition called "Hysteria." It can happen when they are out of the kitchen for too long, ride a bike, or vote.1275681143913
cybersinner: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4045/4667792257_8c332b9538_b.jpg1275683341259
Furore23: And look, even if it wasn't pure fiction, who would care?1275759018819

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How fast are you? - How fast can you guess these words?
Question word dr phil blank question (218) , word (6) , dr phil (3) , blank (5)

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pocket: clever- made me lol. win1280238568148
Bassismylife: Lololololololololol OWNED I think I might need help :S1280240590786
anonymus: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU1288780231762

Anonymous
BUT THIS......yeah.
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Anonymous: hahahah nice one !!1288781363988
CaptainSmackfap: ownd, I got them all wrong.1288965228213
Anonymous: not pants it was punks get it right1298858063254
Kevin's Brother: OMG!! - I am so F--Ked up ... I really need help big time.1300943378796
Banshee5: I had "Random" right :D1300961886778
BnSneky: fuck1300962407459
DriftRocket: Fuck I failed badly lol1300962498298
Anonymous: I see what you did there Dr Phil...1300996626918
Anonymous: hey Dr Phil you are a c_nt and a M_th_rf_ck_r and you s_ck n_gg_r c_ck1321770474556
Anonymous: custard consumant and a more of a reefer smock doer and you suck norse *unreadable* goblin ruckus orks (written wrong) - what does that mean?1321770723637

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did you know that most PEDOFILES are ATHEIST
Pedo atheist itt question pedo (205) , atheist (50) , itt (354) , question (218)

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Anonymous: would like to see the stats on that because it seems like most are catholic priests1271710244285
Anonymous: Now that, was sharp. Nice one1271721138485
Greeft: Oh really, thanks for that. Oh and your god is a cunt.1271721813149
the7rafe7: lol then explain catholic priests..1271722250383
Greeft: ^They're the ones who stick magnets up little boys arses aren't they??1271722319378
the7rafe7: ^ no usually its little jesus figurines1271723474119
Anonymous: Did you know that most atheists can't can't spell peophile correctly?1271732836378
Anonymous: Did you know that most atheists can't can't spell pedophile correctly?1271732862852
Pyro: ^Lol1271733031950
Greeft: Did you know that most paedophiles can't spell adult?1271735780417
CreepisKryp: OP was born of his younger sister. PERIOD.1271744979221
Anonymous: Its true, most priests don't pelive in god. They are in it for the boys!1271949674867
Anonymous: At least when priests are raping children they don't use contraception... so according to the bible, it's okay.1271954776877
WhiteShark: Did you know that most pedophiles are religious fags, priests,bishops, etc...?1272021364627

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WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A HALF DECENT LOOKING, VERY CLINGY, VERY ATTACHED, OVER EMOTIONAL, SOMETIME SUICIDAL GIRLFRIEND... OR YOUR HAND
Itt girlfriend question itt (354) , girlfriend (53) , question (218)

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Hughbie: A had a very very decent looking, over emotional, sometimes suicidal girlfriend and looking back...my hand would have given me less shit BUT she was fucking great in bed....and I learnt to appreciate level headed women....1257317574533
Anonymous: hand.1257723889766
pussydestroyer: girl, I can always cheat on her with my hand.1257740053833
Fuck you: Hand wins every time.1257886919515
Bubble: two fingers1257887649277
Anonymous: Hand...1257900664880
danie: vibrator.1257900782706
DutchGuy: blender.1257901494545
crackerkiller5: hand1257901513584
Pyro: girl...my hand makes me feel lonly when im in bed....alone.....cold.....stoned.......1257901603846
TASTYbacon: My hand that could transform into a vagina when I need it . Vagina in disguise.1257901826941
danie: or you could use my vagina. ;]1257901982645
Hughbie: mmm....and thats on offer?1257902285854
DutchGuy: rule #371257902475928

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If you die, what happens to your Myspace?
Yahoo stupid myspace death question yahoo (40) , stupid (54) , myspace (7) , death (91) , question (218)

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Hughbie: obvious blonde is obvious...1255679142769
donaldd: exhibitionism !1255679244616

FalzeProphet
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Jessica: Hughbie !!! Can't you see she is redhead and not blonde. We blondes are smarter then that.1255721278884
weeone: lol@Jess, def. redhead. That sounds like a reply I would give to such a stupid question1255802704650
Pyro: I took out my microchip a few years ago1255803301467
Anonymous: Yeah, no problem with parenting nowadays...1255834783237
jackfrosty: Dumb girls are still PLENTY of fun in zee hay...1256045038767
randyvanburen: lol1256048250328
SUH: x1256056579291
Spermany: your myspace keeps living, it's like your soul1257456521329
FalzeProphet: Facebook has a memorial option now. IF you die, and your family notifies Facebook, they will convert your profile to a memoriual profile so that friends amd family can view your pics. All your apps are deleted. All thats left is pics and info (dates, names of family members, etc)1257458646914
danie: 1329- it keeps living like your soul, eh.?1272527730594
danie: what if you're a ginger. i'm a ginger. so what's gonna happen to my interweb shitz.? huh.???? (^i pressed enter by accident.-.-)1272527795856

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Can you make a male baby sitter pay child support?
Yahoo babysitter question women yahoo (40) , babysitter (5) , question (218) , women (376)

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Anonymous: stupid bitchs....always trying to get over with the kid game. This is why America is fucked,1284558205456
iprobablyhateyou: best answer: kill yourself you gold digging whore1284562291642
Anonymous: Anyone else *facepalm* after reading this?1284562491291
Anonymous: You meant to say "The real dad was killed in a gun battle at The Source Awards" you fucking wigger1284564762464
Anonymous: leave it to a women1284565713789
Anonymous: women will if given the chance suck the blood from you. whore1284583523446
Anon: suck something from you - just depends where the mouth is when they do it1284583864828
Anonymousoulopulous: fuck child support, FUCK YOU AMERICA YOU SUCK BECAUSE OF THIS!!1284584630898
muhhamad: filthy money grubbing whores1284602070608
Mutt: And they wonder where the "myth" of vampires comes from.............1284602261534
Flarp: ...and this cunt bred.1284708591567
savageman69: slit that dumb sluts throat1284724541596
dodgeboy: society is fucked , greed and entitlement replacing ethics , this cunt deserves death1284820461719
Flarp: Aparently a 'thank you' isn't thanks enough. What a rotten bitch.1284822135619

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How did Americans collectively become so dumb and cowardly?
Politics forum usa question politics (124) , forum (20) , usa (442) , question (218)

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Redrocco: seriously, WTF?1268749210678
Hughbie: And America wonders why the rest of the world lols at them,,,,1268749725372
timboston: Don't worry. It's coming. Think WWII, we are asleep now but we are waking up and when we do, there will be hell to pay1268751136378
Hughbie: ^HEY.....roll on you side please...geez...you be squashing me.....1268751698863
robohitler: we adopted european liberalism. they won't wake up until the sword of islam is at their throat.why can't they see it coming?1268795936701
Redrocco: ^bullshit we have had close to 35 years of conservitive rule in the US if you dont count Carter or Clinton,1268796460323
Anonymous: america is chinas bitch already, thats why. the yellows just wanna have lulz at america1268797070126
SirRichard: ^^^bullshit....amerika is Israel's bitch and everybody know's it.....1269799727291
Anonymous: fuck if I know man.....I just live here.1269801170204
Anonymous: Trouble is, it is spreading through the world, well Europe actually1269801616812
Moongrim: The Reason? Rupert Murdoch.1272502846240
Mattatatta: JUST FUCKING SHUT UP AND KILL SOME PEOPLE! Sometimes, talking about stuff is pointless and a little ass kicking has to take its place1272603724541
El Capitan: It may be lulzy, but the history is sad.1272679868360
Anonymous: America LOLz at chiness drivers1272694291904

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RIDDLE TIME - You're trapped in a room. One door leads to heaven, one door leads to hell.
Birds riddle heaven hell door question birds (67) , riddle (4) , heaven (14) , hell (22) , door (35) , question (218)

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Lolusername69: ask either bird "what door would the other bird pick?"... and pick the opposite to what he says.1320492160270
Tres: ^ actually, you need to be a bit more specific. "Which door would the other bird say goes to Heaven?" (The other bird may like Hell)1320492343825
MrSandynigger: ^Read the Q you two. The birds dont know that the other one exists. If you ask that, they will say "What bird?"1320493589897
MrSandynigger: That is if you're upto the god mode challenge.1320493649379
Tres: ^ I don't always God mode, but when I do, I construct a sentence with multiple clauses, of which at least one contains an if.1320494878711
Greeft: Karl Pilkington knows what to do lol. ==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFvxzTMw6k1320498483311
Greeft: Ask one bird "Are either of the following statements true? You tell the truth and are by the door to heaven; or You are the liar and are not by the door to heaven." If the bird says yes go through it's door, if it says no go through the other bird's door.1320500155570
Anonymous: God mode is easy, you simply ask "If I asked someone who always say the opposite of what you're saying what door would he tell me lead to heaven?"1320500385783

Greeft
^As I've just given the answer to god slayer mode, who gives a fuck?
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fiveby5
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Anonymous: Grab both birds and start opening a door. No Bird wants to go to Hell.1320503564842
MegaShit: Eat both birds, sit and wait for the next dufus to come along, and then see which door he chooses.1320511148310
Anonymous: “If I was to ask the other guard what gate they were guarding.. what would they say?”1320524203568
Greeft: I've just noticed the last line about hypothetical statements, so my solution would be better phrased as a direct question to one bird. "Is it true you are either a truthful parrot perched by the door to heaven? Or you are a lying parrot perched by the door to hell?"1320565068827

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When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?
Yahoo comeback question sandwich yahoo (40) , comeback (2) , question (218) , sandwich (31)

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Cockwarmer: niiice1250362962950
FAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIILLL: <31250372990888
Anonymous: lol, and on Yahoo's lil PC heaven too1250373247682
Samps: Make mine grilled cheese.1250381307157
boettcher: oh, fucking win1250382507938
Anonymous: Go get it your fucking self asshole or it will just be just you and your hand tonight .1250449624513
Bubble: phu<|< j00 /\/\3n, w3 w0m3n 43r d0!n 1+ ph0r 0ur531f51250450115709
Bubble: lla nem dluohs evah a xes egnahc, neht i lliw tel meht evah rieht yaw htiw em, dna uoy lliw esilaer woh gnikcuf lufrewop ew nemow era, eht dlrow dluow spaloc dnuora uoy, uoy tnacifingisni srekcufrehtom1250450230207
Sinonymous: That's bullshit and backwards. I call backwards bullshit on Bubble!1250451755661
Anonymous: No wonder we love Bubble . Always beautiful and always right .1250454808729
Peter Griffin: Peter Griffin approves of this comeback.1250455647161
cockwarmer: its selves, bubble, not selfs.1250456134980
Captain Grammer: Dammit I'm late again and that Son of an asshole beat me . I'm so bad at this . Oh well my work is done here . Up , Up , and away ..............1250456484658
cockwarmer: always happy to help1250457575565

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My boyfriend and I are white, but our baby looks black...?
Question answer troll stupid yahoo pregnant black question (218) , answer (7) , troll (237) , stupid (54) , yahoo (40) , pregnant (113) , black (387)

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Furore23: You fail genetics forever.1274544355606
Boreece: Oh wow, this is... I mean... seriously?!1274793416292
queefly: This is Obama's fault......1274794690172
Anonymous: I seriously fear for our children. oh god how can she be so fucking retarded without being in a mental institution?1276575585152
cybersinner: Is this idiot for real or do I actually smell a TROLL!1276985373502
Grave: wow. just, wow.1276985525343
WTFisjuice: hahaha that guys a bitch ida shot the bitch, not for cheating but for doing it with a nigger1276998587973
Anonymous: well, she spells and speaks like a nigger so...1277000414303
Kresn1k: fking niggas everywhere1277000468406
KOLLE: talk about a major epic fail!1277005286166
nubcakes: stupid bitch!!!1277006729915
Anonymous: fail and a half.1277048556923
Anonymous: Be very afraid ….. these fuckers are breeding.1277048835196
Xzibit: Yo Dawg, we heard you like niggers so we put a nigger in your nigger so you can nigger while you nigger"!!!"!!1277049212819

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How does /b/ piss with a boner? - My penis points down while hard... I win
Boner 4chan piss question boner (8) , 4chan (628) , piss (66) , question (218)

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Anonymous: You can't piss with boner.1273426027461
Anonymous: ^yes you can1273428924717
Anonymous: piss in the sink.1273432517766
Greeft: Agreed you can piss with a boner... it goes all up the wall, but you can do it!1273433288631
veranet: if your penis points down when hard you loose; I aim for the shower1273433963838
dodgeboy: piss outside dumbass1273502154814
Anonymous: Go to a pub in Whitechapel called The White Bull. They have a window above the urinal and you can piss out of it onto the District and Met line underground trains as they pass.1273506147885
Furore23: Just grit your teeth and snap that bitch downwards. Pain is temporary, glory is eternal!1274033349452
Warg: Step backwards and aim.1274040625485
AlienNation: Do a headstand and piss.1274040869656
iprobablyhateyou: open mouth and look at the ceiling1274063610353
Anonymous: bend over and lean forward1274130784542
TopGun: Pee in the bath tub...1274130839249
KarmaPickles: I stand out in the kitchen and stick it in the toilet water. feels good man.1274158576725

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HEY ATHEISTS - IF GOD CREATED THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT, THEN WHO CREATED GOD?
Religion question religion (396) , question (218)

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Anonymous: try asking the theists that one.....1278312802193
zombieslovenecros: people created god as a role model1278317386384
Malacath: if god has a plan for our lives then why are we praying for him to give us things or help others if it doesnt matter anyways? :D1278363834426
Anonymous: sorry that was me, my bad.1280874173998
Raptor Jesus: God was created by idiots1280874193970
kinganonymous: then who created God? >> Brain.1280881506455
Anonymous: i did1280885520310
so_what_if___: the big bang created god! now we seek the one who created the big bang! maybe it was the previuos god getting tired of life.1281874274879
Anonymous: ^ Wrong!! Human stupidity created an image of god.........1281874434587
Hank Shanker: "Does semen count as hand sanitizer? Cool! Thanks boss..."1282029050272
Limerick: Atheists say he didn't. OP is troll or dribbling imbecile. Either way, let the thread die.1282031343870
Tommeee: lol god was created by a drunk guy who wanted followers he laughed when he relised how gullable idiots are1282181697653
anon: you did, nit wit1282183598335
Anonymous: OP is a Troll and an Idiot... But to answer the question OP is trying to ask: Science tells us the Big Bang was the begining of SpaceTime -- that is Space AND TIME. That only leaves you with two options -- either the Big Bang was caused by and came from nothing (impossible), or something that exists outside of Space and Time caused it (ie: God). So the fact is God exists. That is totally1282196961987

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I have been "helping" my amputee son, and I have not told my husband, and not sure how.?
Yahoo question amputee incest yahoo (40) , question (218) , amputee (43) , incest (60)

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Anonymous ?: Tell him it's his kid too and about time for his shift to kick in because your hands are getting tired ... Hell bring the son into your room while you and your husband are intimate and let your son join in and make it a threesome ... Make him feel need and loved even more ... Good Luck !!!1248804119178
Anonymous: Just no.1249152184446
Anonymous: wtf....1249186758448
CK: I think this is a win1249188727192
Anonymous: +1 WIN1249213952663
cockwarmer: wat1249219630402
Hughbie: well....now thats a cunt of spot to be in....ah..hang on...umm...cunt...hmmm...that could be of use....ah..but then that would be...ah...yeah....hmmmm1249223936563
Babble: wankmachine1250566106849
HumanBeef: Gee, thanks Mom. I'd give you a hug, but... you know...1250566292469
Anonymous: pretty tough situation and pretty touching, no pun intended. Maybe buy him some professional assistance, why not?1250570486376
ARRRGGG: wat in the fuk ,rent a HO ,or teach him YOGA he'll be sucking his own dic in no time ,maybe!!!1250588254674
randyvanburen: wtf??1250600093969
lastwinj: Honey, I blew my kid!!1250608285490
TASTYbacon: so wrong man. ^^^^^^^^^^^YOU SICK FUCKERS1250612201618

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How do I sex with women?
Sex women itt question sex (488) , women (376) , itt (354) , question (218)

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Twinchlian: Primarily you need to get their clothes off. This can be difficult for beginners if she is still struggling. For a first timer it can often be better to just bring a knife and threaten to slit the bitches throat. The second step is to insert the penis - again; this can be tricky if she is struggling and you're unwilling to give her a proper beating or halfstrangulation (but those bruises can be...1299097224109
Twinchlian: ... tricky to explain away in a court of law. Also, simply overpowering her with wrestling-surprise-sex is gratifying and very sexy and I usually come very hard when I make love to a woman in such a way. A good advice (my grandfather told me this) is to practice on children and elderly (being weaker than the average adult female) until you get the knack of it and become a love-machine.1299097453673
Anonymous: ^Love-machine? Are you a girly man?1299110862406
Burrgeezy: Rape!1299110952903
Anonymous: ^ Thanks for showing it to Twinchlian how it's done WITHOUT a sense of humor. Good job.1299111026336
admackbar: try Flunitrazepam...... or just Ask Jeeves, he's usally pretty on the ball1299112611917
AZO: WHERE MY SUBMISSIONSR GOING ME MAD1299129867743
aval: Give her strapon and lubs. And expects some surprise too.1299129936702
Anonymous: Y U SO /submit , aval?1299136134542
Stalker: Roofiecolada.1299136284511
Anonymous: Very carefully.1299163328609
Twinchlian: ^agree with 8609 here - you have to be absolutely sure there are no witnesses and DO NOT POST your pictures on Facebook. Only C4C. [remember timestamp]1300783360783
Weed: Look, if you don't know I'm not telling you.1300793329621
Armistice: go in and out. repeat till done1301062320449

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Sup c4c, so i'm buying a house and the only person i can think of to ask to lodge with me is my ex... Good idea? Bad idea? -Bubble
Chan4chan question chan4chan (342) , question (218)

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SickNote: I'l move in with ya Bubble1261857279381
Markus Hunsalz: Even= Good; odd=Bad1261858012848
Anonymous: Your ex a chick?1261864889974
kinganonymous: how about your "Ex-boyfriend"? O.O1261869043550
Anonymous: idk... is it a good fuck?1261869261534
PUSSYDESTROYER: lodge with you? Must be british. bad idea for him/her, wake up with a sore asshole every morning, literally. Or figuratively if you are british you seem like a sore asshole.1261888230444
Bubble: ex g/f, yeah i'm English, and yeah she's a cute goth and a great fuck, but doesn't like givin head... if it don't work tho, it's kinda strange livin with an ex... i'm hapy being single, but she wants more... but she the only person i know i could live with.1261894284164
Markus Hunsalz: Use a saw to get her head if she is not giving head. works fine.1261910524183
Anonymous: tell her to give head or GTFO1261919942380
Sinonymous: askin for the same old shit as last time is safe, boring and the same old shit1261926373394
DutchGuy: good idea + post pics1261935282845
bananaman: you don't need her. all you need is c4c, and a good banana-shaped vibrator.1262642069176
Anonymous: bad idea...dont be a fool1262642137798
sphincter: isn't she your ex for a reason? regardless if shes a good fuck or not, how good is it going to be when you want to bring something else home? bad idea mang, but im sure you knew this already and that's why your asking. i call my ex, "my cum dump" when my girl is stressing i rely on my ex for relief.1262671907902

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Why does a perfect god create Retards?
God perfect itt retard question god (79) , perfect (54) , itt (354) , retard (42) , question (218)

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Anonymous: to laugh at1289767739831
Harvey: He makes them in his image.1289767763444
sickfuck88: because he sence of humor1289767767620
Harvey: She makes them in her image.1289767780181
Anonymous: to guide the blind into oncoming traffic =)1289767797147
pimpinpaul: to prove that he can make perfect retards1289767873245
Anonymous: every kid needs a pet1289768254139
Malacath: to show others what NOT to do, like open a door on an airplane or not to run with scissors etc1289775012138
Warg: Retards serve their purpose in the cosmos. They make us feel better about ourselves and give us something to laugh at.1289781098533
Anonymous: We mock "retards" but in the grand scheme of things, they seem to be a happy lot. Perhaps ignorance IS bliss.1289781239656
chumpno1: god doesnt create shit, retards evolved from in breeding1289781848161
ajmisback: ^hehehe1289782597331
Cuntfux: Because if he didn't, there would be no politicians1289784049445
sickfuck88: because somebody has to live in west virginia1289852073609

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If you had a machine that could stop time, what would /b/ do?
4chan time stop question 4chan (628) , time (33) , stop (29) , question (218)

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Anonymous: I just achieved enlightenment!1274940692607
Warg: I laughed for 18 minutes.1274944954213
anonymous: that is genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!1275098965711
Anonymous: WIN SO EPIC1275118556245
Anonymous: meh1275131333655
darkstan: Genius answer, no doubt. LOL.1275140450545
anonymous: hahaha i pictured wat the actual footage would look like haha fucking epic1275242028305
anon: HAHAHAH1275795939110
Furore23: The end result would look like the tamest pr0n Japan has ever produced; that is to say, monstrous and nauseating.1276021216967
Sodapop8888: Win1276037843341
LOL: shit would be epic to watch1277081800544
Anonymous: wow that man wins many internets!!!!!!!!1277089907880
Anonymous: best ever...going to laugh myself to sleep tonight1277171208533
Anonymous: Make a lot of money in Vegas.1277171989470

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Females: Is 6 different cocks for a 17 year old a lot? (My girlfriend)
Young female question young (90) , female (12) , question (218)

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Addy Hitler: yes, she's a Slut1279458153857
athiest: and so are you1279460380598
pocket: Definitely a filthy whore. How many suckedcocks?1279460399976
Anonymous: All at once?1279463796559
iprobablyhateyou: yes anon... my herpes infected cock was one of them1279467190614
Anonymous: no, no, no... keep up the good work... this is what we want1279467761298
Anonymous: Quantity isn't as important as - where she PUT THEM!!1279483611313
Anonymous: if she has a cock, it's a trap. if she has six cocks......1279509841320
Anonymous: make it 71279509920360
Redrocco: only if they were all at the same time1280337835629
Anonymous: kill her1280338346253
IneedMoney: yes she is1280361371261
Anonymous: Dude who gives a fuck and why are you concerned with the opinions of people that are on a site filled to the brim with pornography, pedophililia, bestiality, ect...seriously dude if she puts out good and pleases you very much so why do you fucking care about the details, pussy is pussy.1280381600257
ajmisback: yes definatley a slut.....get a model with a few less miles on it1280444661551

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IF YOU SHOOP A PICTURE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE CP - IS IT ILLEGAL?
Philosoraptor cp question philosoraptor (22) , cp (66) , question (218)

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Anonymous: Like all CP it depends on the Jurisdiction1275880124149
Anonymous: lolicon is also illegal in some countries1275882359678
Choadboy: Was illegal in the US for a while.1275890212545
greyhoundpaul: whats lolicon?1275919033675
Furore23: ^ You are.1275920995503
Anonymous: @ 4149 that, and your bank account.....1275926234470
Anonymous: Cherry Pie isnt illegal? Is it? OH SHI-1277064011265
Anonymous: Yes, there is a case in court right now about it..1286976683797
Anonymous: i think so, even if its just a shitty shop for a joke, so dont even try1286978539530
Tokolosh: Makes for an interesting topic, what happens if someone in a country where the laws are lax on it posts it to American servers? It is a crime in America but the criminal is never in America? The FBI or CIA or some other acronym would probably just take him out.1286978688449
MrPerspective: FUCK YOU, Philosoraptor! (Um, wait... has that meme been around for 18 years already, or am I being a pedo?)1301155716942
MrPerspective: @ Furore : good one. Clever humor there, sir.1301155810584
Anonymous: some dood got busted for shooping miley cyrus' face in a sex scene.1301160197650
Anonymous: Yes in Sweden it is1301255829594

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Don't you hate double standards? - If a girl sleeps with a ton of guys she is a slut, but if a guy does it, he is a homosexual?
Gay double standards question itt gay (464) , double standards (1) , question (218) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: No, not really1295753936925
Greeft: No he isn't, he's a fag.1295755005323
Anonymous: hahahhahaha1295781717188

pocket
If a lock can be opened by a bunch of keys, its a shitty lock. If a key can open lots of locks, its a master key. Rubbing two keys together is gay, only if keychains are touching.
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Anonymous: ^Interesting theory, except it doesn't really say much about the key's ability to open locks when most locks have been opened by other keys already.1295807975494
Greeft: ^I love my set of bump keys and my padlock shims.1295808240366
Anonymous: Sluts and Fags are like piano players; they need 88 keys, both black and white to make music...1295813038523
chrud: lulz1296340022997
NSFW: I lol'd. Wrongly predicted what it was going to say.1296340156930
Anonymous: depends on if the balls were touching...1296340414373

Limerick
BUMP KEY. NIGGA.
1296720170750
Anonymous: Don't steal stand up material1298604781920
Francesca: How lame.....1303320153490
SyrupAndRofls: LoL.1303414218763

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Thread anime question thread (1018) , anime (162) , question (218)

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battlestar: i ask you 4chan, I ask you...1247586680522
Anonymous: I couldn't help it, you just look so cute when you're asleep.1247620530199
Bubble: so i just had to cut your nose off, you'd never had let me do it awake1247668058446
sinonymous: But to seal up the holes, so she smeaks mike mis!?!1249498482530
Anonymous: win1249500169150
Anonymous: For teh lulz1250115105883
Pyro: ^ the only reason anyone does anything1250260656835
Fuckface: I can1255214078580
Fuckface: Fuck my sister in the eye socked and , when here brains come out, feed it to her1303489896727
BnSneky: because, that's why1303490296111
MrPerspective: Won't SOMEONE think of the CHILDREN?1306159950945
Anonymous: For the evulz1347754837113
Uncle Harvey: Because nothing else smells like your panties1347765562718
freedomcs: because its so hot!1520859983445

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whats the ame of the song that goes dummmm dum dum dum dum dumm dum i dont know the lyricks but it starts of like that i think its rock the guy who sings it has a high voice
White stripes seven nations lyrics music question yahoo white stripes (1) , seven nations (1) , lyrics (18) , music (89) , question (218) , yahoo (40)

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iprobablyhateyou: once i knew the answer it totally made sense1321512670823
Anonymous: It's called Seven-Nation Army, ya' rubes.1321837726334
m4k3k3: hats off1322005717474
Shalaschaska: fuckin' hell ahahaha dummm dum dum dum dum dummmm dum1336405033667
Anonymous: I coulda told him but his melody was a bit off key.1336445443192
Anonymous: holy ball sack1336457476483
Anonymous: I just lost the game! o_O1337138635101
Chicagosox23: ^fuuuuuuuu i lost 2 now1339623809167
jhenry_922: someone could actually answer that?1382918064442
fuck urself: asssshole1382938768658
liplocker_code3: Funnier in Swedish, since "dum" means stupid.1383075055691
Anonymous: Trash band is trash.1448402940221
ethelred: I tink the tuner is actually dummmm dum dum dum dum dummm dum. I don'ty know the lyrics either.1483600562531
Anonymous: The Crystals - Da Doo Ron Ron - new stereo remix versions1516678144318

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IF GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE - DOES THAT MEAN THAT TOASTERS DONT TOAST TOAST?
Question gun philosoraptor toast weapon question (218) , gun (191) , philosoraptor (22) , toast (8) , weapon (105)

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Quantum69: Yeah, why not?1318622730407
RKB: What a retard =P1318624226769
Greeft: Toasters toast bread BTW, why would you want to toast it twice?1318625242672
royalblood1985: lmfao1318632807515
Lexicon: ^^ Wisdom.1318647145581
Anonymous: I can assure you that guns indeed, do toast people1318758903943
Anonymous: Toasters gonna toast1318762042444
Anonymous: retoast1318818200501
RubberG: People have been known to kill with guns while toasted.1318821281223
Anonymous: Who plugs the toaster in you idiot1318821916162
Lickathesplit: Nope, it means electricity electrifies electricity.1319025009684
GibblesNBits: umm, the correct association would be guns don't kill people, people kill people.. so toasters don't toast toast, people toast toast...its fucking philosoraptor, not I can count to potato....1328487368668
Anonymous: Yes it does, Einstein. Including the correction about the difference between bread and toast, the logic is this - Toasters don't toast bread, people toast bread. It's really pretty simple, isn't it?1328496585156
Anonymous: but what happens if people kill the toast?1328512910227

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Are you tired of not getting girls
ITT question ITT (354) , question (218)

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Anonymous: no, im tired OF girls1268433257957
TotallyNasty: Got girls all around me, just tired of not getting my cock up their cute asses.1268433328371
c4caddict: wishing jessica would love me for me:( how i long for you1268435947663
Jessica: ^^ ???????? - I is puzzled............and horny.........and hungry for ice cream...........Blue Bell on sale at Food Town...YIPPEE.......sorry my mind does wonder........wonder who you be......you may be Brandon or Propayne or arrrgh or /m\ or Asda Man or Swiney in disguise......????????1268448489422
SickNote: Jessica is a man! prove me wrong!1268448694186
SickNote: I'm tired of not getting squirrel's1268449544645
Jessica: You could always ask Still Anonymous if he still lurks here. Him and I actually ran into each other out at Sam Houston Racepark. And no I will not post my picture on here because I will have guys stalking me like all 4chaners do to girls on the net. It is funny to see that Bubble finally posted a picture and is a guy. Still Anon had the hots for Bubble.1268452711424
KarmaPickles: nope. Just tired of reading girls comments. to long and lame1268452993550
Creepis: I'm used to it by now, dumb ass.1268456619724
Anonymous: No silly! I has dog B===D---`,,<>,,^1268457850413
danie: i'm pretty sure i've got a girl... i mean last time i checked my boyfriend was still a bigger pussy than me.1269205751774
Hughbie: lol Danie...cmon...your man has to have some balls surely? Or do you prefer him in a dress!!!1269221427168
Anon: fuck women...literally1269479259895
iprobablyhateyou: im tired of girls not getting me a sandwich1269481278563

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Dear /b/, There's a zombie who's trying to eat me.
Zombie 4chan story question sex zombie (53) , 4chan (628) , story (202) , question (218) , sex (488)

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iprobablyhateyou: yes durrrr1273790935548
greyhoundpaul: go for it. lol1273839187313
Anonymous: if her body's still warm, she can still ride your horn,1273928368218
darkstan: Lucky bastard...1273964236263
Anonymous: DO EHT!!!!1275964112845
Tom's Daddy: Die, Mr. Writingtoomuch1276295716576
slikwilly: totally exceptable and also a good chance she won't press charges1276303498627
slikwilly: ^exceptable? no, no you silly pothead, it's "acceptable"...... typing while stoned, tsk tsk1276304591486
crackerkiller5: very acceptable1276313495443
vengance: if you dont do her i will,then i will shoot your dick off and feed it to you and choke you til you die with it,then fuck her some more1276317751425
Greg: I say go for it, just hope the zombie disease isnt an STD1276498415428
Pocky: acceptable!!1276617848854
YourFace: Sorry, she has to be dea 18 years or she's gravebait1276672468898
sqwrrl: Let it eat you. Then you will be a zombie. Besides, everyone knows that in a fight between a ninja and a pirate, the zombie wins.1276678805674

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YOU ARE MOVING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
Bullet gun question itt bullet (28) , gun (191) , question (218) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: Is this how to kill yourself without pointing at yourself?1266054501320
devshade: fuck no...bullet would still be faster, speed of light is not limiting speed itself1266069070177
Anonymous: devshadde... wtf? The speed of light is the fastest ANYTHING can go. There just is no "faster than the speed of light" it's just impossible.1267467756889
knightofadliya: The bullet is already moving at the speed of light inside the gun. When you fire it' will fly at the speed of light+normal bullet speed. So you won't catch up to it1267472677140
Sparty: u will kill your self :)1267472793297
Anonymous: The theory is that the energy it takes to accelerate any mass going that fast is so high that ist impossible. So things without mass can go faster.... All you have to do is remove the mass from the bullet and your all set to go!1267475324456
Anonymous: ^^you are a retard remove the mass from the bullet? so take the bullet away? have no bullet? you can't have a bullet without mass1267477091703
Anonymous: speed of light DOES limit speed itself...bullet wouldn't change velocity1267478097971
Anonymous: knightofadliya is correct but good luck to the tards on here gaining an understanding of it1267478913475
bils30: there is no way you can travel that fast without being crushed1267495587427
TotallyNasty: Let me give all of you a hint, there isn't a fixed point in the entire universe and speed is only measurable in comparison to other objects (such as source, destination etc.) so there is in theory no limit to speed, thus if the guy was wearing a space suit and travelling in vaccum it would work the same as him not moving at all. Speed is always relative.1267525173671
Anonymous: TotallyNasty got it. Speed is relative. From your perspective, the bullet will be travelling as fast as a bullet does. To an outside observer, it may travel only slightly faster. And it wouldn't be traveling faster than the speed of light, just faster than you-- you can't move at the speed of light (unless, as has been said, you're massless-- e.g. a photon has no rest mass).1267532748351
beepb00p: ^ YAWN - shut blowhard anonfag - tell ya what, let's test a bullet's velocity through your fukken skull :D1267534219868
TotallyNasty: Actually, light can travel faster than the "speed of light"... Turn on a flashlight and walk forward, the light coming from it would (for an observer you walk towards) be moving at the speed of light, plus like 2km/h :P according to Einstein the light should then travel back in time or some shit, but obviously it doesn't. Speed is STILL relative.1267539458641

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HEY ATHEISTS: If god doesn't exist, then how jesus walked on water? CHECKMATE.
Religion atheist itt question checkmate religion (396) , atheist (50) , itt (354) , question (218) , checkmate (1)

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Grave: Yeah atheists, how?1276768240420
Anonymous: If God exists then why does he let people write books full of fiction and lies, and claim it's his word?1276768345160
devshade: because he is FUCKING HOOVER-JESUS!!!!!1276769332560

anonymous
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Furore23: He used boat-shoes.1276790217993
Cleetus: Because it was fucking Frozen.1276880408396
AlienNation: When the sun (son) rises or sets at the horizon, you see the cross and that's how the sun walk on the water.1276881815525
Sasi: Because he walked on an oil slick from a BP (Bethlehem Petroleum) spill.1276889227656
Anonymous: who´s there to proof the water walking?1276952750406
zbloh: the people who made up the walk-on-water-story were probably on meth or lsd1276954158968
the7rafe7: i lol'd and then i was like stiltz1276962321711
cybersinner: Sand bar1276981235313
Sasi: Jesus was not a mesías, but a ship. There were some translation errors in the Bible.1277003208883
Sasi: ^I meant "Messiah"1277003335676

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Worst way to DIE
Death fire an hero question hanging itt death (91) , fire (255) , an hero (26) , question (218) , hanging (24) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: acid1269642149789
Anonymous: die a virgin1269692674545
greyhoundpaul: during sex.1269694265357
pocket: with an object in rectum, or by an object in rectum1269694620612
KarmaPickles: alone1269696057137
Sparty: die under water :/1269801456868
Anonymous: drowning in urea/fecal matter1269919804810
Pyro: With your or someone elses dick in ur hand1269920277206
CreepisKryp: PARASITES...(wretch)1269939000877
SirRichard: In prison.......1269953978355
dodgeboy: young1269958843509
zbloh: as a virgin1269959338984
the7rafe7: is while being you.1270034032610
Anonymous: If you write it down, it WILL happen to you.1270313809866

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I mustache you a question - Can eyebrows your computer?
Unibrow hairy thread question unibrow (5) , hairy (171) , thread (1018) , question (218)

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Anonymous: yesh, you can monobrows my internetz1312749331809
cybersinner: lol1312755069145
muztashflex: ya, unibrows it now?1312782035680
Anonymous: yesh my feminine friend from country with AA Rating1312792682643
Pyro: HAHA i loled on the inside1312876853663
djh123: ^i saw from here^ :D1312932894293
Lickathesplit: 1312943267726
Anonymous: ...and an averege muslim women without the burqua1313238602341
Anonymous: buddy...I hear there's cream for that...1313244849292
Anonymous: meanwhile in kurdistan1313245255463
Flarp: Who is this 'stan' and why are they always so borat?1313245826360
Nick4OneLove: No you can't, I know you just want to see my 'stache of mustache porn.1313247672381
CockAsian: Nice Unibrow1313279113263
Anonymous: 'Ear, eye think I nose you. Aren't you ToeKnee HandCock?1313637652518

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There's someone else, isn't there, Gloria?
Sex cheat stretch question comic vagina sex (488) , cheat (19) , stretch (48) , question (218) , comic (463) , vagina (226)

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Anonymous: GRRR FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU1267070303463
Anonymous: no white guy has a dick that big1276463252718
Grave: ^yeah and a nigger does.1276465527781
Anonymous: I'm a nigger and my cocks tiny, and I've got wirey pubes that make it look even smaller. It's embarrassing.1276546503394
Nigger: I agree, we dirty niggers do have small genitals. kthxbai.1276547118485
Anonymous: im white and got an 22cm cock. Short ? :D1278078075625
Clownichter: ^ eurofag1278089852460
Anonymous: ht tp://www.lage rassas sin.co. u k/gen/1278089877405
GripX: lol people calling themselves "nigger" are white ho pretending to be black1278107833131
Anonymous: the guy under the bed's cock is too white.1281130701133
AnonymousFR2B: oO1281130860363
Anonymous: fer der grip.. thankyou for your analysis Doctor of retarded uneeded knowledge, we newfags will take it from here.. ;o1281530455358
Anonymous: you could hear the wind howling in her pants1285073612179
Shitskinkiller: @1133: "Too white" for you to have him pounding your ass?! He's probably not a faggot...1285169246668

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You are alone on an uninhabited island. Which of these would you choose as your companion?
Mermaid fish dilemma question mermaid (8) , fish (118) , dilemma (4) , question (218)

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badboy: nothing better than a blow job followed by fish sticks, fishwich and sushi1255227505117
Pyro: A plz cos id need to see some tits1255228080651
Anonymous: I'd take the one on the left, shit has to come out of that thing somewhere.1255251332691
and1: right one .. pussy already smells like fish n chips1255255051644
FalzeProphet: Left one... Sure there's no pussy but I can settle for blowjobs.1255370487542
cracker_killer: tough choice but ill take the one on the right1255371617869
Anonymous: right - nothing better then sticking your dick in a fish mouth1255375492947
Jewboy: Left one, I prefer getting a blowjob and frankly fish eyes are damn freaky.1255375562195
Anonymous: I love havin' sex but I'd rahter get some head1255376952142
Anonymous: B would be one hell of a blow job but i'd take A cause someone to talk to also to fish haha1255396775634
Anonymous: A- because of blowjobs, boobs, fish pussy, some one to talk to.1255415553504
vynl_richi: better head of a hot chick than sex off a fish1255447874639
donaldd: i had a dream1255447948154
Cam: right one def... blow jobs and a vag FTW!1255470452480

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What if gear 1 turns at the speed of light
Science question gears lightspeed itt science (149) , question (218) , gears (1) , lightspeed (1) , itt (354)

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Greeft: The other gear turns at the speed light too. One revolution at the speed of light on the left one is 2.5 revolutions at the speed of light on the second one.1284675724888
defeat: If it moves at the speed of light it turns into pure energy and no longer is a cog (gear). The instant it isn't a cog..the other cog doesn't matter..though, the second cog would have reached lightspeed before..etc and so on.1284675894358
Anonymous: Which part of it would be turning at the speed of light? The rotational speed is degrees/sec, not m/sec, and each point along thg the radius of the cog will be travelling at a slightly different speed than it's neighbour. If the teeth on the larger gear are generally reaching light speed, then the teeth on the smaller gear will reach lightspeed at about the same time.1284676239294
defeat: This is why the speed of light is improbable to achieve1284676407831
chrud: it melts!1284676411936
Anonymous: No, defeat, that's because of something else entirely - E=mc2 has little to do with the question presented here.1284676740330
Anonymous: Which part of gear 1 is moving at the speed of light? The inner part or the outer part?1284678206855
Anonymous: WHERE IS YOUR COG NOW?1284678259373
Anonymous: someone get Spaceley's Sprockets or Cogswell Cogs on the case...if the Jetsons can't answer this no one can!1284681719759
Anonymous: What if I shit in it while it's spinning at the speed of light?1284682417865
chrud: unhypothetically, it DOES melt from the heat of friction generated by the intermeshing cogs long before lightspeed. i farted...1284684501119
Flarp: Lightspeed can be traveled at. Acceleration to lightspeed is considered possible. The next question is obvious. I can't answer that one, though. And, there is no gear that could withstand the acceleration torgue, and friction, or even the centrivical force. Even trying this would be bad.1284703970630
Greeft: chrud and Flarp you are right, nothing could withstand the stresses, but if you deem this to be a thought experiment you can the say what might happen if a strong enough substance existed.1284710836541
Bongochops: This seems all very clever, but which gear is gear 1?1284714546221

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If guns cause crime, do cameras cause child porn?
Question camera gun cp question (218) , camera (47) , gun (191) , cp (66)

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Anonymous: Very interesting and good observation there.1283551965366
WannaEatFud: yes. kill all cameras before they take over the world.1283552006199
anon: it is a good question. let's theorize about it.1283552451681
Anonymous: Please believe me, i speak the truth. Dara is a rapist1283552557650
Anonymous: Spoons made Oprah FAT!1283552602327
RiddleMeThis: Oh no . . . maybe children cause child porn! *gasp*!1283556775235
chrud: extrapolation- do vagina's cause rape?1283557955426
WannaEatFud: vagina's are funny1283559888841
Nickeh43: Definitely. Every time a camera is made, another child becomes a victim of CP.1283560983916
Anonymous: The person who wroth that must been retared1283561578861
NSFW: ^ Irony overload. Commence suicide process immediately.1283561619439
Anonymous: Only if they're lucky cameras :D1283577323957
Anonymous: only if they're digital cameras... and owned by an ASSHOLE...1283578535930
Anonymous: Most people aren't responsible enough to own either1283604299187

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HOW MANY JUSTIN BIEBERS COULD YOU TAKE IN A FIGHT?
Justin bieber fight question justin bieber (28) , fight (83) , question (218)

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Anonymous: all of them1276037158876
Anonymous: 7.2541276037317566
Anonymous: 7.2551276050105741
Anonymous: as many as it takes1276364977618
Swiney: 30 :D:D:D1276365664200
Anonymous: i couldn't take any in a fight, but i'd take as many as you can throw at me if it was a gang rape !1276428147534
Anonymous: ^ wait.... WUT?!1276428322584
joXnka: If theyre coming at me in an orderly fashion I probably wouldn ever get tired of it :D1276445520703
Anonymous: as many as bullets i have :-) or if i got a knife as many as there are1276482508627
ANNONAMOOSE: over 9000!!!!1276524206970
Warg: at least fifteen1277372368925
Anonymous: hahahahahaha1277419390305
TwoFaced: 6661277488505524
Anonymous: over 9000 times 0 is still zero, so any amount1277489808187