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RAPTOR JESUS: Nowhere in the bible did it state that jesus was not a raptor.
Raptor jesus teeth raptor (41) , jesus (226) , teeth (138)



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Anonymous: u suck1247194531760
Anonymous: No denying it1256068617218
Anonymous: crap1256071388674
Anonymous: it started with doorknobs1256093173965
tourettes guy: when i die and go to heaven and see god, im gonna say...shiiiit.1256096397472
Anonymous: all praise the true messiah.1288131609540
Anonymous: All theories are true untill proven otherwise1288131890961
Clownichter: Ya that argument is true. Thats how he turned water into wine. Well he didnt, it was blood from the ppl he mauled1288145169143
Anonymous: religion ticks me off. just like retards disasters lawyers pollution and junkies.1288302446402
Anonymous: ^^ maybe he turned some wasted sweat (hunting and the life of the prey) into beautiful nutrition1369913868506
ImYourMomBiatch: Damn, i like this fucking pic1369952347238
Anonymous: ...or gay, or a pedo, or a zombie, or an anteater, or an ant, or had a middle name, Bubba, or was born with a pound of butter up his ass, or used to French kiss his dad, or fuck the disciples in the ass (priests have to gotten it from somewhere).1526499366142
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Atheists: Do you believe in raptor jesus?
Religion atheist raptor jesus religion (396) , atheist (50) , raptor (41) , jesus (226)



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iprobablyhateyou: the7rafe7... you are a dumbfuck1273153990121
Anonymous: I believe in raptors watching the tour the france :-D "Velo-see-Raptors" they're called ;-)1273154584480
Anonymous: what is a raptor jesus?1273174518482

Anonymous
^ newfag
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Anonymous: i believe there was once a raptor whose name was raptor jesus, but i do not believe he gave himself for anyone except for the tyrannosaurus who eated him1273175441688
Anonymous: I belive in holy Santa, does that make me a theist?1273180271251
the7rafe7: ^ lolol what is a theist?1273197828651
Greeft: I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky!1273233964489
Anonymous: OP: Do you believe in spelling?1275064182868
FreeBirdMarine: tori spelling? :O lol1275064268463
Cod3Honor: are u tatd? raptor jesus? jesus does not exist the raptor too1275159530896
the7rafe7: i am not a tator1277948305288
AshPerty: was raptor jesus a nigger?1307089045602
Lickathesplit: Ignorant troll tries to troll ITT ...1307136963233

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Raptor jesus
Raptor jesus raptor (41) , jesus (226) , raptor jesus (3)



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Anonymous: he died for your sins, dude!1265851906335
anon: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.1267342137729
Anonymous: 35rghtyetgjytrj1302557162775
Mianus: that dino has man handz1302579016137
Raven's Wing: Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins1302615724791
Anonymous: Jebus?1302615808575
Anonymous: ????????????????????1302661956999
Anonymous: ^^^ and cat eyes.1403436007474
Anonymous: ^: ^^^ should be ^^^^. well, seeing raptor jesus i tend to piss my pants. maybe raptor jesus went extinct by getting nervous because of being so loveable and cute and stalkable as well.1403437448966
Anonymous: So has the real so-called Jesus !1405164046101
Anonymous: Don't put down the great and holy Raptor that way !1410908826583
Crackhead Fezmonkey: May His Holy Balls slap upon your chin forever, and may you drink deeply of His Holy Spermulum, amen!1432053490244
Anonymous: the t-shirt is a lie... no lulz shirt for you fags1432237845526
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RAPTOR JESUS - He went extinct for your sins
Raptor jesus raptor jesus (3) , raptor (41) , jesus (226)



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Anonymous: Holy shit! Is that Tupac?!?1250747736135
Anonymous: lol1254254339413
rome_: bump1289812963375
http://www.facebook.: fdsf1290310128368
Crackhead Fezmonkey: If you don't sin, then jesus died for nothing. Plus, he was well hung.1432073685845
Anonymous: the t-shirt is a lie... no lulz shirt for you fags1432237781158
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RAPTOR JESUS: NOWHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT JESUS WAS NOT A RAPTOR
Raptor jesus religion bible raptor (41) , jesus (226) , religion (396) , bible (44)



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Jesus is Lord: This is very offensive. Jesus was not a dinosaur. They never existed because evolution is a lie!1250003758567
Anonymous: GTFO JESUS.1250005256915
sinonymous: Jesus was so a dinosaur. He was also a cunt. I think he was also a $2 a throw whore!1250082401332
sinonymous: And too, I do believe that he never took his libary books back, he smelt like a can of fish arsehole, left out in the sun and did I mention he was a CUNT?1250085593134
jackfrosty: You know what Jesus was? Fucking METAL. Thx PA!1250086743850
Skinner: thats very true. he was also a ninja. and gay. and black. so he was Ninjaraptorgayniggerjewjesus1250104856809
maniacleimagery: Actually....yes the bible says he isnt a raptor cause it says he is of the race of man....1254238132631
Bubble: 1103^ ^ ^1254241094284

Bubble
^ ^ ^ ^FAIL i know... fuck you
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Gonzo: Maybe he cheats on his taxes1254241202670
Bubble: ^wat?1254242469193
Jesus is Lord: This is very disturbing and wrong. The bible clearly states that Jesus was a man, and the son of god, not a dinosaur1254252802441
Bubble: But what was God? it does not say...1254253318948
Anonymous: Jesus had it swinging passed his knees, so what does he care?1254253814734

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Religion creatism raptor jesus natural selection
Religion creatism raptor jesus natural selection religion (396) , creatism (1) , raptor (41) , jesus (226) , natural selection (1)



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Anonymous: Typical atheist attempt at slandering Christianity that fails on Old Earth Creationists, Gap Theory believers, etc.1267511910932
Anonymous: typical jesus hugging a dinosaur in front of a volacano picture...1267515236395
Anonymous: ^^0932 Christian beliefs evolving! Oh! TEH BLASPHEMY!1267541385974
RuleBritannia: Religion has held mankind back for thousands of year it about time we believe in something that is real1267541728351
Anonymous: My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend.1267543012478
Anonymous: yes!1267550136279
Anonymous: Rule Britannia, you're an idiot. The origonal texts of the Bible stated the world was round over 2000 years before it was "discovered" to be so...1267552160484
RuleBritannia: The bible got a few things correct over years woop woop lets all have a wank but so did hitler doesnt make it right tho1267580977222
Limerick: He wasn't magic. He was epic. He was epic beard man and he created the world.1279405334872
Anonymous: great picture! happy to know a book like many others written by demented religious fags 2000 explained everything. how can someone be stupid enough to believe than? creationist freaks, you're survivors of the cave age. hope you soon disappear like the dinosaurs and stop leading kids into ignorance.1279408085141
savyp: I cant believe that anyone who is religous like to come to this site and look at pictures/read things that they know will make them mad because they still belive in "magical" beings1287804180324
Burrgeezy: Epic Beard Man vs Jesus! FIGHT!!!1287805409830
Anonymous: Jesus is a space-based reptile. Duh...1287806425446
Anonymous: The offspring of Jesus and Raptor Jesus is more powerful than you ever imagined. He will return and force even the best of us to serve it's twisted will. Be prepared!1287844047461

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Raptor jesus skeleton
Raptor jesus skeleton raptor (41) , jesus (226) , skeleton (40)



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Khokainium: Raptor Jesus would of been accepted.1242150663351
Anonymous: the spelling is so annoying but it's so fucking true :)1242155077871
Anonymous: RAPTOR jesus....works for me....others stop crying you babies..1242169589330
Anonymous: 1242150663351, would've* or would have*1242880970965
Anonymous: 0965, he used his name, bra1242897105925
Anonymous: he became extinct for our sins1243799226590
MrPerspective: No way he's been up there for just three days! My uncle's a coroner. ;-p1298279527893
MrPerspective: Isn't this cruelty to animals? How can a Christian tolerate this being done to a reptile, even for the atonement of all our sins? Atonement by murder... does not compute.1298279645339
MrPerspective: Been waiting long for that resurrection?...1308037937376
Panzerhand: the only true messiah.1308087947615
Lickathesplit: Oh shit, did he Lazarus ??1308161410225
Anonymous: nice1308162357840
MrPerspective: Where's your tutu, little skinny ballerina?1308550910557
Cokez:   ▲1309052352223

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Raptor jesus
Raptor jesus raptor (41) , jesus (226)



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Anonymous: I want to believe1248785894137
UncleStrike: The smurf is out there!1248814611949
Anonymous: Watch the teeth!1256139772673
PlaugedByLife: all hail1256142599120
Ulknudel: Would have been believable!1366801570492
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ALLAH-SAURUS: raptor jesus ain't shit
Allah-saurus raptor jesus allah-saurus (1) , raptor (41) , jesus (226)



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BeatsOnLosers: ALLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1249503627995
Flammenfaust: allah allllla alllllaaaa allah boom1249505752189
Snap Understeer: I went on ebay looking for a tiger1260688078642
Anonymous: no wonder the allah-saurus went extinct, it was muslim...........dumbfucks1260688234294
Anonymous: ^ ahahahaha1264040165705
Juggle91: lol sacraligious1273074432751
Warg: Oh fuck...1273131479876
trex: get it......pet it pair at $50 only.1279000767211
the7rafe7: LOL OWNED1279002347595
Anonymous: In Some Countries Allah is christian called for their God, the so believed father of Jesus ,... I believe this is a Fail ...1279006943677
ElCapitan: ROFL....that's just fukin wrong haha1279009969647
the7rafe7: ^ dude........ stfu....1279010080631
the7rafe7: ^^ ah fuck you i meant ^^^1279011026255
Khan: Very good1280579221311

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Jesus raptor
Jesus raptor jesus (226) , raptor (41)



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rnmartinez: If the bible were like this I would read it1268244124155
darkstan: What the bible needs is more helicopter battles.1268250240536
Creepis: Greatest Story Ever Told...maybe it is...just a story.1268257888399
Hughbie: lol @darkstan. Maybe they should make a revised 2010 version...the old one is boring as batshit.1268258806606
Anonymous: There is a revised 2010 version of the bible. Adult Swim.1268265324376
Hughbie: ^huh? So it has been revised, rewritten and now contains helicopter battles? Are there any chapters where jesus (lol) comes back and uses a gattling gun to kill all the roman fuckers and those traitorous pricks who set him up?1268266835703
Anonymous: I gets all my scriptures from Squidbillies.1268267350750
Anonymous: Xavier is obviously the new New Testament.1275059512440
darkstan: @Hughbie: Good example. I'd like to see him set down that cross, hit the secret latch, and pull out a minigun.1283315591437
campusprowl: all this time i thought the rapture was coming, not a raptor, REPENT1288517616737
Anonymous: If jesus came back to earth riding a raptor, I would believe him to be my savior.1288533750148
BnSneky: ^ might not happen1288534061973
Furore23: Jesus goes shopping for a Christmas tree, and all the salesmen come out to show him samples.1306254104726
Anonymous: Jesus reached lvl 40 for his mount1306254244981
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Holy Shit - This is AWESOME
Raptor jesus holy shit awesome thread raptor (41) , jesus (226) , holy shit (2) , awesome (70) , thread (1021)



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l33t: Holy Shit! This is AWESOME!1250821458941
DutchGuy: Until I see muhammed on a tauntaun, this is AWSOMEST1250821738693
DutchGuy: AWESOMEST... shit, the dope is wearing off1250821781352
ThrillBilly: this is my next tattoo1250827026138
TASTYbacon: JAJA juja ! JEJA JI JAWJUM!1250853444572
DutchGuy: ^ Tasty's commenting in tongues... somebody get an exorcist1250853877878
TASTYbacon: Ashalalalalalala1252680410788
Hughbie: Ah fuck noes...Tasty...stop it...or we'll bring michael back from the dead to arse rape you..1252680789529
TASTYbacon: Habba Babba?1252682187832
Hughbie: Oh Michael...we've got one for you....yeah yeah, don't worry about your plastic..this won't take long...1252682296829
TASTYbacon: Babba? Habba Babba?1252693133486
Anonymous: Holu god thats awesome1256162972348
Randy: 3486- Babba! Babba habba!1256166383266
Flarp: @Thrillbilly Grin through the pain. Get that bastard tattooed right on the head of yer pecker!1277468360933

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Raptor jesus
Raptor jesus raptor (41) , jesus (226) , raptor jesus (3)



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Anonymous: rofl1275179208567
Anonymous: and in teh beggining, rapt0rz made teh heavenz and teh earth.1275179462782
ImYourMomBIATCH: lulz1275255256848
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