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Times Science Has Been Proven Wrong - NEVER
Religion itt science religion (396) , itt (354) , science (149)

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Anonymous: Flat Earth? That's not science.1266640873562
Anonymous: The thing about science: It's not a belief system. It's knowledge based on observation. It can be proven right and it can be proven wrong. And it is happy to be testes over and over again. It is happy to add new knowledge and discoveries to the mix. Religion may never have been proven wrong, but it's also never been proven right. It's based on pure fantasy like santa clause or the easter bunny.1266641104786
Anonymous: You haven't talked to any Global Warmists have you? It IS their religion1266642303269
Anonymous: I am talking about science in general. Science is still right even if some people may be using science to substantiate a political or idealogical cause.1266650359721
Anonymous: My personal view on the matter is, that we'll need our energy from other sources than oil sooner or later weather global warming is true or false, or anywhere in between.1266650523780
Bubble: Anyone name the time religion has been right?1266653035438
dodgeboy: when politics (global warming) intrudes on science it becomes a religion,and becomes as invalid as religion.1266690665116
Anonymous: ^don't agree... the basic science can always be re-checked and re-tested... that's the beauty of science... it doesn't ask you to believe... it asks you to see for yourself1266716571184
Anon: are you fucking kidding me, ok when you get cancer pray to your god for a miracle and abandon all medical science, or die and assume you were meant to by your loving doG1268802760495
Anon: hmmm let's see here ancient Egyptian religion which BECAME the basis for Christianity so anything there after should follow the same fate, also the Greeks...whose religion was downgraded to mythology. oh and what miracle did pope john paul the two do exactly? did he appear in some nightclub in mexico after his death or someshit? if you believe your god exists kill yourself and be with him1268802989873
Anon: you cant prove something wrong when the basis for explanations rely on deus ex machina1268803084407
Anonymous: Heliocentricism is what we have now - a sun centered system.1274457875529
Dickhead: cuz all religions say the same thing, be nice, don't kill, and love women... and a few other things but thats the jist of it.1274935503151
Master Pokerlord Jed: SO WHAT? THATS THE PURPOSE OF SCIENCE, TO GET NEW KNOWLEDGE AND GET US CLOSER TO THE TRUTH ----- FUCK YOU ALL RELIGIOUS FREAKS1274938180540

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IF GOD ISN'T REAL? - Then why do people waste time discussing it on C4C?
God religion itt god (79) , religion (396) , itt (354)

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Limerick: You know what's worse than people who endlessly argue over trivial things? Trivial critics of people arguing over trivial things.1287303418853
Limerick: The Game.1287303442340
Muhammad: Hey all im saying is MORE tits and lolz1287303529649
Muhammad: I guess the entire world is a critic of some trivial topic...??1287303731509
Anonymous: SIGH1287304259577
Muhammad: lol1287304467887
Phadrus: I wish it was that simple. Theist cause most of the wars and misery on this planet. But, if you want to post more porn, I'm all for that! What were we talking about?1287319555230
Greeft: FUCKING HELL YOU CUNT! YOU ARE SOOOO WRONG! HOW CAN YOU MAKE SUCH SHIT CLAIMS! SANTA AND THE TOOTH FAIRY DO FUCKING EXIST, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE BELIEVE IN THEM, SO THEY HAVE TO BE TRUE!!!!!!1287323201101
Phadrus: ^He/She must be right, because they are using cap-locks.1287323905242
Nickeh43: Wait, wait. Is this picture debating about debating? WAT?1287325240343
Greeft: ^^Actually I wasn't I just held the shift key.1287325789830
Muhammad: LOL @ Greeft and i agree Phadrus.......1287342024199
Muhammad: @ Nickeh43 - The picture is just some frustration over seeing the "if god isnt real" pictures everyday1287342126405
Kib420: tits1287342574994

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How many people did God kill in the Bible?
Religion bible god stats religion (396) , bible (44) , god (79) , stats (84)

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Anonymous: God killed all those niggas for being jews.1312601393693
Anonymous: God IS Love. Murderphile.1317045200248
Anonymous: love is application of force. without energy use nothing would be. but the xtian god is the material plane and its effects (nt), if it isnt just ones feelings (at).1330628834374
GOD HIMSELF: God Didnt write the bible, people did and if you weren't such an ignorant fuck you would understand that1333365541900
Anonymous: Nice kill count you camping mother fucker.1333372496904
MadNiggerish: Hitler did better1333372751155
Anonymous: ^would have agreed but he wasn't personally responsible for many at all whilst the bad mother fucker on high wiped these cunts out on his own.1333382743529
Anonymous: "Nice kill count you camping mother fucker." < LOL'd1333382905385
springer: noah - time to build ark1333383088355
lulalele: last week i was wondering... how many people was killed in god's name?....i love the motherfuck internet1333450296644
BnSneky: hahahaha1333450572687
Anonymous: Still behind Stalin and Mao though .1333498484315
Anonymous: God my God1377889280866
Anonymous: The ark, is that like god's stash of cp since you are forbidden to look inside?1553376249953

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Help! We're being oppressed! - Christian - Jewish - Non-Religious - Other
Jew christian religion graph info chart ratio jew (189) , christian (50) , religion (396) , graph (31) , info (382) , chart (154) , ratio (3)

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Limerick: Blatant falsehood and victimization.1282947882207
Moongrim: That's America for ya1282949591994
satan deputy: what?1286221472972
Antiphon: Soooooo fuckin true1286673831404
Knome: eh not really1287074640907
Anonymous: Have you ever heard of muslims or budhists? I can tell you that they are more than 10% of all people1287077381621
Knome: muslim and jews are more than 10%1287182682751
oooEYEooo: ..."yet JEWS control the so called 'SUPERPOWER'...so glad"...1287224457687
Shitskinkiller: Christian-bashing jewboys controls the media, so no wonder...1287252395841
hecramsey: Looking up AltaVista 25%1287298639805
FLArp: Thus proving Pac Man eats Jews1287303952627
Muhammad: LOL flarp you always crack me up1287304110454
Abd: ehmr... wtf? majority of christians?? in A WESTERN COUNTRY?? wtf, in sweden bweleivers aren't even 10 %1287355172769
Anonymous: The pacman chart of Christianity rocks1287373590316

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Fact - if the earth was 10ft closer to the sun we would all burn up and if it was 10ft further we would freeze to death
Religion facebook science Fact stupid religion (396) , facebook (157) , science (149) , Fact (6) , stupid (54)

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Rorix: Take that, godfag!1306409465697
HanoverRed: What a self important dumb ass.1306436503222
Anonymous: Fact any statement that starts with the word fact is usually not a fact!!1306603460211
Anonymous: ^Tell that to J.T. Kirk!1306640593339
Anon: Standard brainless religious freak... they do assume and believe everything that is told to them without questioning anything1306641826395
Anonymous: ^As do sciencefags1306641918594
spl556: Classic1306650191900
Burrgeezy: Science 1 - God 01306650324455
Anonymous: take that faggot1306755219621
iprobablyhateyou: fact... god created homo. homo loves boys. homo loves god. god is homo... fact1306760774316
Anonymous: religionfags, losing as always.1306888833236
greyhoundpaul: dont post shit on face book = dont get reply telling your a fagot? pk, i get it1306889720142
Flarp: Nevermind that the Earth is 2 million miles closer to the sun part of the year...1306920328367
MrPerspective: Oh, ree-hee-hee-heallllly? Fact, my august talking rump! The Earth's elliptic orbit yearly varies a lot more than just 20ft! Namely, 5 MILLION KMs (4,999,942 to be precise). FTR, the tolerance margin for life-compatible conditions is close to the respective orbits of Mars and Venus.1307348991472

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Athiests - If feelings, emotions, and life are all caused by chemical reactions
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Anonymous: what1279513971629
Anonymous: Making Sense - You're doing it wrong1279518124593
Wr104Gamma: And this is why many atheist control their emotions by doing activities which alter their chemical makeup silly... change your life, DO DRUGS1279518204976
Anonymous: We get it. You believe that your free will is magic. For some reason magic is the only explanation you can grasp. The rest of us don't mind waiting for a better explanation. And until then... well, I don't need to be a mechanic to drive a car. So why would I need to know how my brain works to use it?1279567109939
Anonymous: This religionfag (the OP) makes some good sense. But the end is FAIL. 'Our control' by definition is the one that comes from our chaotic biological being. And yeah, if you could calculate every existing force, particle in the universe and everything, you might predict your own fate. But you can't, so life is still an adventure.1279577646171
Moongrim: Sounds like some one is attempting to justify molesting kids.1279582114762
Anonymous: Human behavior is predictable. Certain stuff will cause a person to be happy, sad, angry, etc. Those are predetermined chemical reactions based on specific input. But I wouldn't call that fate. Because the aforementioned input is an unpredictable variable. Also, different people make different choices when their emotional. And those physical actions, predictable or not, are chosen.1279592923424
Anonymous: There is no chemrical "programmind" that makes me do the excact same thing everytime I have the same feeling. It all depends. My free will shall decide. And how does my free will work? I'll bet you it isn't magic. I may not know the answer. But that doesn't mean that any answer will do. I'll wait for the right answer. Thank you very much.1279593312145
Anonymous: Damn another troll. Please stop feeding it.1279604958557
the7rafe7: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ no one read any of that.1279654440867
Anonymous: Look at my Troll , my Troll is Amazing, with just one click he'll go driving you crazy1279669263355
chrud: starve1294643048299
Lickathesplit: Your bad choise for a profile name aside, you rais an interesting question. Somehow your collective brain neurons act as if they are one, thus giving the impression that there is a free will of this one, but actually they interpred different senses separately, frequentys or codes are written and in that order you react as a person. t.b.c.1294651132364
Lickathesplit: You are right in saying we have no control/ we aren't boss in and of our own brain. Fate as you mean it however works different in my opinion, You can't say ; your actions determine your fate, because some lunatic can shoot you in the head, no control there yes ? Thus, your reactions COMBINED with the actions/reactions of your surroundings determine your fate. As far as other forces t.b.c.1294651791646

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I am a little shocked. She says she is a Christian, but the Bible doesn't say anything about dinosaurs.
Religion bible dinosaur religion (396) , bible (44) , dinosaur (57)

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Anonymous
I don't mean to cause you further alarm Muriel, but your daughters may be attracted to them also.
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Anonymous: I start to believe that the Bible is one of Satan's most powerful tools ...1313313514275
Anonymous: Oh boy that woman is a fucking retard. It scares me to think delusional people like that are walking among us. Makes me want to move to a cave in the middle of the Mojave.1313314229379
Limerick: Trololol.1313314349839
benton007: ^^^religon is Satans most powerfulk tool, and it is full of tools1313316534794
Greeft: The reciprocating hacksaw is my favourite work of Satan, or big Stan as he lets me call him.1313316760260
MrPerspective: Meanwhile, arab muslims are starting to believe in revolution.1313371466829
anonymule: holy shit. Light bulbs aren't in the bible either, but they sure as shit help us see in the dark.....fuck sake.1313373562293
savyp: Religious people are fucking idiots. They will never learn to think for themselves1313385701173
Anonymous: It's almost as bad a an internet meme1313385835677
Anonymous: zooooooooooomg I canr even describe the magnitude of this facepalm1313449065397
pocket: 1313464048576
anonymule: ^ lol...typical christian1313466029121
roadpirate: Do yourself a big favor and just kill yourself, lady. problem solved.1316038483955

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Some day jesus will appear in the sky...
Debate Religion doomsday armageddon debate (10) , Religion (396) , doomsday (2) , armageddon (9)

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Lolusername69: stupid christians make chrisitians look stupider than the stupid christians.1306434023905
Froggy Wentacourtn: EXCELLENT !1306434175479
savyp: They all want to go to heaven but they dont want to die... despite how much we want them to die1310147641835
Canit: HURRAH FOR THIS POST!1310148331137
Anonymous: another fail1312928785723
Ipissyouoff: Idiot!! It will happen on 12/12/2012 at 12:12.121312929281441
Quantum69: Lulz no comment necessary!1315269037177
Raven's Wing: Macho Man Randy Savage elbow dropped God and put him on the injured roster until 21 Dec 2012. He might be back on 12 Oct 2012 in a Tagteam match with God & Jesus vs Macho Man Randy Savage & Andre the Giant. I believe Owen Hart is the special Guest Referee for that match.1315293396171
sumdumfukr: origional failboat.1315423448992
Piratebob: ****RELIGION*****1315438058328
froggywentacortn: STILL EXCELLENT !1315438149201
Banshee5: can't wait fro 20/12/2012 ... massive disappointment on the people's faces who claim the world will be coming to an end1315438256458
#62: He's a demon i bet1315522751248
DarbyCrash: AMERICAAA...1316949693208

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I'LL PRAY FOR YOU. - TRANSLATION... "I WANT THE BEST FOR YOU AS LONG AS IT TAKES NO EFFORT ON MY BEHALF."
Religion pray translation religion (396) , pray (20) , translation (4)

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RKB: aint that the truth.1334929099319
bananaman: AMEN1334932357323
Anonymous: at least those who pray for you desire good things. Nowadays that0s too much to ask ,1334989362186
SinisterME: TRUE THAT! haha..1341641079717
Mota: I cringe a little every time I hear those words1341671101225
Everdark: prayer takes effort... like well wishing.1341671247297
Cae211: ok thats easy lets do it all! yay I saved a child in africa cured a cancer patient and saved syrian civilians BULLSHITAWSKY is so proud now1342392231623
A no-nymo.us: But those brainless christians l-i-v-e by that mantra.1363633253767
q: Should it take any effort on my part?1365288458743
Chanonymous: The hardship you are facing is part of Gods gran plan. I'll pray for you because i'm so arogantI believe I can change Gods mind.1424615220596
Anonymous: Most just say it, never do it and even if they did it, it doesn't matter one iota. So, STFU you fucking relitard fuck!!!1551562060198
ethelred: Prayer worls on the mind of the one who prays; it has no effect on external reality. The one who prays for you experiences warmth and care for you.1551571902423
danny-boy: So A no-nymo.us: what mantra do you live by? What makes you so wise you can mock others?1551571986759
asshole #09243: Yeah great pic, anyways why doesn't someone update the main page for chan4chan? It is not too hard to do, even if you forgot or lost your admin password. Even I could do it o.o1551580018506

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Judgement Day is coming May 21, 2011 - Cry mightily unto GOD for HIS mercy
Billboard ad religion fail armageddon billboard (8) , ad (211) , religion (396) , fail (639) , armageddon (9)

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savyp: He hasnt shown us he can do anything up to this point. Nothing is going to happen but his "believers" will make something up anyway1305135951127
Weed: Looking forward to May 22nd.1305136369886
Captngeetch: What ?? Is there a new Terminator movie coming out ?? i heard Arnold was getting back into the movie bus.1305165103321
CockAsian: This was going to happen back in May 2003. Time to pick a new date once again.1305258026610
knifed28: hahahahahaha1306911458811
Anonymous: 21.12.2012 go for this1306921140805
Imnothere1: Yeah, now he says it's October 21st. .1307110476516
AZO: ""seeeeeend meee your moneyyyy" da ya hear what I saiiid?!!1307111825653
Anonymous: ^^ Just another fundraising event1307116477445
Anonymous: gg may 21... its already june 4 2011.1307217388227
MrPerspective: At first I was going for crying mightily. But then I lol'd. And yet Ragnarok didn't kome. Guess I had the last LOL !1307346499409
Anonymous: cmon, after-judgment day party!1307725245128
MrPerspective: ^ You bring the beer and the strippers, I'll bring the spaghetti & meatballs. XD1307784428393

MrPerspective
<---- But when there was no Rapture, I cried mightily, and then I was all like, OMFG!
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In the beginning, God. That's all you need to know. Now SHUT THE FUCK UP! - (Where did he come from? You're not allowed to ask that question. STFU: Job 38:4)
Atheism god bible religion atheism (17) , god (79) , bible (44) , religion (396)

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darkstan: Now, when you put it like that...1280471128210
AlienNation: Gods were aliens. Yes it's true. It's right there in the Bible.1280471312546
Anonymousse: too high to read1280475125214
Boreece: Can't take anything with THAT many spelling errors srsly, try again.1286928926141
George: YEAH, I CAN BELIEVE THAT! And btw, STUF.1286999720238
rock: bit of a stretch ...christians care me most cause they sem so normal1291982504873
Lickathesplit: Where's the details at ???1291988899916
MrPerspective: (With a large enthusiastic dumb grin) "YEAH, I CAN BELIEVE THAT!" Oh, and I wanna be in Hufflepuff. I believe all the Books I read. Bippity-boppity-boo, nanoo-nanoo.1299615367646
Boa Hancock: Um....... STFU!!!1299647378904
Anonymous: If God had wanted us to be atheists, he wouldn’t have given us human intelligence.1346656108150
Anonymous: sauce is legit.bowing into anal raep position.1346656770498
Anonymous: why wouldn't a god "evolve"?1346681786233
Your Lawyer: LOL. You'd think god would finally grow up and tell them something different, rational, humane, like FUCKING GET ALONG BITCHES (and STFU)1346689234473
seqament: not read1346696107164

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PALIN ON IRAQ: "Our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God... That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that plan is God's plan."
Sarah palin iraq religion sarah palin (30) , iraq (57) , religion (396)

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Wr104Gamma: Seperation of church and state at it's finest.. This bitch needs some cum1262368819539
Markus Hunsalz: em, not mine.1262378904250
Anonymous: Patriotism, religion, etc. Magic cards to pull out to get voters. Why would you take the energy to convince a few smart people when you can get a shitload of voters just saying 'Jesus' or 'God' ?1262618333873
Hughbie: OK...Religion (man made) + war (man made)....omg....a monster....1262620102512
Anon physician: John Lennon was so correct. Imagine.1262644161134
Wr104Gamma: Kill it with McDonalds1263543246465
Anonymous: she needs a good pumping!1264153929209
ghostoftime: Cum Shot!1264156679275
akingu: fucking kike whore!1264187103837
Anonymous: How about some Palin on Palin?1264271431804
nothing: Stinky pussy,1264282249165
Anonymous: i'd love to shoot this bitch in the face with my cum and followed by a shotgun1264372956180
Anonymous: She needs more penis.1264377416641
KarmaPickles: Leave her alone, she's hot and a real fucking dumb cunt.1264377641629

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God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?
Religion atheist religion (396) , atheist (50)

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GOD: I had two kidney stones but I wisdom out - Jeff Foxworthy is so funny . I need to bring him home .1248213934337
Satan: You can fucking have him and all those YouDamn rednecks . If I hear one more redneck joke I will take vengeance on the earth and destroy The South United States1248214783334
Propayne: So God made you that way?? it wasn´t your own choice, or maybe your parents´s??......weirdo1248216672739
FU: ^Git er dun!1248216839393
rach3l: Git er dumb! hickfags1248934138293
Anonymous: I'll fucking question whoever the fuck I want...fucking question god's wisdom. The cunt has to exist first to be questioned...1248945616845
Anonymous: ^ the barbed cock of Satan is amused by your self-important ministrations1248961065468
Hughbie: and satan can take his barbed cock and shove it all the friggen way to heaven and hell...1248963350996
chuzzle: ^sensual idea hughbie1248964647725
jonas brothers: gracias a dios soy atheo and not im not a fucking mexican1262566352997
deadweight: nice1262912225689
Warg: THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!1270780667625
Anonymous: god made me slap a horses arse once,i miss superman1279147564291
Moongrim: Damn Straight!1279231334846

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I AM AN ATHEIST. - I'm not an atheist because it's cool. I'm not an atheist because of religious extremism or oppression in some depraved corners of the world.
Atheist religion atheist (50) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: It's long past time for the WORLD to put away "Childish Things" like religions based on Fairy Tales and Legends and in most cases - Outright LIES!1278942435409
Anonymous: Humans are not capable of relying on normal logic.1278942649918
Anonymous: ^some humans are1278955486481
Anonymous: A minority1278955529201
Anonymous: 1) science cannot disprove god as you cannot know the truth of your own reality. 2) the burden of proof must also lie with atheists to show there is no god - your so called logic is floored the moment you assert a truth to the presence of a known unknown. Try ignosticism and understand that all beliefs that assert the existance or non-existance of a god are equally fatuous.1282348881303
Anonymous: ^ two words: spaghetti monster. disprove it, mofo.1282349461790
fingerofdoom: youre an athiest. and your attempt to sound cool, look hard, is just as much as a 14 yo listening to slipknot. get laid you empty boring loser, or atleast try to get a life.1282359898807
Anonymous: hey finger i dont see any intelligence in your insult1282360104226
Anonymous: ^ what do you expect, he can't even spell atheist.1282362255511
Anonymous: 1303 -- smartest post I've seen in a long time.1282373151884
Anonymous: OP -- How, then, do you explain your own existance? Where did everything come from? The Big Bang? Consider this -- something had to cause the Big Bang. It requires far more faith to believe the Big Bang came out of nothing and was caused by nothing, than to believe that some super-being existing outside of SpaceTime caused the Big Bang. The burden of proof is with the Atheists!!!1282373425103
Limerick: Dumbest post I've seen in a long time.1282375646933
PIratebob: ^man speaks truth1282375680463
Limerick: You don't even know which post I meant.1282375746179

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Thanks, Jesus, for this food - de nada
Food jesus religion spain prayer mexican thanks mexico food (245) , jesus (225) , religion (396) , spain (13) , prayer (6) , mexican (19) , thanks (11) , mexico (32)

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RubberG: Guess where Julio takes a piss? I don't see any Porta Potties.1326675986115
LastResort: ^ on your GFs face?1326676796398
m4k3k3: winer1326678155493
RubberG: ^^ I don't have any Gay Friends.1326683268302
Quantum69: LOL LR1326694219413
Furore23: I'm not worried, everything I eat comes from a space laboratory.1326712210764
Moongrim: Just Gay Lovers... I suppose that birds, bees, and other wildlife hold it in when passing through the fields.1326727996303
USA! USA! USA! USA!: Everything I eat comes out of cans and sealed plastic wrap, so no niggers or wetbacks would have been able to piss on it1326734397638
RubberG: ^ what about all the mexicans that work at the factory? l worked at a salmon cannery in Alaska when I was younger and we filled a can with an ashtray full of cigarette butts once.1326735527462
Anonymous: i believe1326735601722
@USA!USA!USA!USA!: You dumb fuck cracka the factory can food must get there food somewhere... Bottom line you still get piss food, dang stupid dumb yellow bitches1326748652674
Anonymous: why do they call them white people if there yellow, so they are color people too1326748882694
LastResort: RubberG for minute story of the year!1326755695266

idrankallthebeer
not again hayzooz!
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God religion big bang hubble galaxy
God religion big bang hubble galaxy god (79) , religion (396) , big bang (4) , hubble (3) , galaxy (32)

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darkstan: Ha ha. The Big Bang wins again.1320363941984
Everdark: thank you for explaining. again.1323932483687
Vikky: i Agree. But i still believe in a divine force until science explains me how big bang came and what was before the big bang,1323933311550
Vincent859: God and the Big Bang are not mutually exclusive. There is nothing about either idea that negates the other. Since the Big Bang is a singularity, it's impossible to ever know what caused it, or what events might have occurred prior to the Big Bang.1323940098238
Everdark: ^Intelligent design? :s1323940551855
Anonymous: ^ No. Intelligent Design is a shoddy attempt to retcon what we've learned about natural selection. It requires a feeble and unimaginative God and is therefore laughable to anyone who believes God is smart and powerful enough to build a universe that operates without being constantly meddled in.1323941415429
BnSneky: seems legit1323941642248
RubberG: You can see part of the Klingon Empire in the lower left.1323951081793
Anonymous: 8238: Yes, they are. Imagining something that is infinitely more complex than the phenomenon you are trying to explain is not only completely absurd and illogical, but also doesn't answer anything at all about the origin of the universe since you can't even begin to explain how this god of yours came to be, what it is made of, etc.1323951702149
Anonymous: So much space, mystery, & wonder. But no, God has all eyes on us, only us. Ridiculous little humans...1323964213320
Anonymous: boring1323964570435
Vincent859: 2149 Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. You win. But by winning you lose.1323965684287
Vincent859: An infinite being is able to give each of us his ENTIRE attention, and yes this goes for any extraterrestrials you may be alluding to.1323971563507
Vincent859: 0435 What's "boring" you? If it's this awesome picture, then you need to take another look, in my opinion.1323971762159

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THE BIBLE - Non-Fiction Version
Religion bible religion (396) , bible (44)

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GOD: It means your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one, all of you - Oh shit !!! Robert Zemeckis isn't the type of guy to sue for copyright is he ?1248212849414
Marty McFly: Thanks Doc .We will . Where are you going now ? Back to the future ?1248218024636
Anonymous: retard, there are historical verses in the bible.... babylonian exile, look it up1250817752237
DutchGuy: hardest rorschach test ever1250818336710
grim: anonymous^, its called overexaggeration.1250837242317
Anonymous: welllll God cant be proven wrong, but the bible can... bc its written by people and no one has said its word for word from God's mouth1250852815566
Anonymous: The spaghetti monster can't be proven wrong but you can. You're a believer, a (wo)man of faith, so you better believe your preaching is unwanted here.1250866344246
an0nymouse: You can read it if you believe it.1250876719669
Anonymous: im not preaching, im agreeing with pic somewhat, even tho im religious, 1250866344246, hell i believe in evolution :D1250914601196
Anonymous: 1250817752237 ... u was there?1252310772865
jackfrosty: The bible is reliable as the men who wrote it... AND WE GOT LOADS OF FAITH IN MEN DONT WE?!1252328559956
Anonymous: HA1255238803935
Anonymous: well you guys are goin straight to hell...1255635815839
Anonymous: all religious books are a steaming pile of poop1258848070384

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FAITH is simply believing that something is true BECAUSE YOU WANT IT TO BE TRUE.
Faith religion faith (7) , religion (396)

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Greeft: Amen to that brother.1317921697109
Anonymous: Now there is something to believe in!1317922324331
AZO: "nananananana i cant hear you nanananana"1317927175561
Anonymous: Definition is not correct. I can understand all the religionfags trying to change what people believe. Makes no sense the other way around.1317948742898
LastResort: Too many goddamn words1317948838586
My99Busa: Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen.1318054101631
Anonymous: words are bad (make brain think)1318224128140
Anonymous: Muslims have lots of faith.1318643024157
BnSneky: ^not1319317228935
MegaShit: I knew a girl called Faith once... I believed Faith was a slut, and so I had Faith.... The stingy cock dribble a week later was the evidence, and the visit to the STD clinic several days later proved it. Faith WAS a slut.1320493663446
Anonymous: Harold Camping had Faith.1320502531868
Anonymous: +11320696643697
Anonymous: Science is a matter of faith, in case you were hiding over there...faith that all factors are known. Proof is basically limiting the field of possibilities.1321477176255
Anonymous: ^ Sciences is a matter of probabilities (the best theory is the one that account for the greatest number of facts/observation). Faith is for retards who think that since not all possible factors for a specific phenomenon are known, then magic/gods/invisible-pink-unicorns must also be considered as an equally valid explanation for the said phenomenon.1321484220484

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The United States is in no sense founded upon the Christian Doctrine.
Jesus hypocrisy fundamentalism usa constitution quote religion Jesus (225) , hypocrisy (4) , fundamentalism (1) , usa (442) , constitution (6) , quote (122) , religion (396)

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Harvey: All your base are belong to us.1286482381310
defeat: This is good.1286483576582
Anonymous: and the learned spoke to and for the people and they have been fucking ignored by the stupid...1286484161781
Anonymous: and yet here we are...1286484239857

Anonymous
jesus is totally not satan
1286505258671
Furore23: ^ Thank you! Anon delivers.1286542568555
Greeft: Well said, but why is Jesus white? He most definitely was not white, so why is he portrayed as such in pretty much all of western popular culture?1286543270658
Furore23: ^ Because white people are the best, and if Jesus is all he's cracked up to be...1286544031146
Greeft: ^But Jesus wasn't all he was cracked up to be. He existed but wasn't the son of a fairy tale being.1286550807659
Furore23: ^ He still cock-punched Hitler and seduced the Bee-Girls from Saturn, so, yeah.1286642041103
Greeft: Remember Jesus died for our sins. So start sinning like crazy you fuckers or it was just an empty futile gesture.1286663251498
Anonymous: Both Pictures are Correct.. The True God is the Devil. Who created Christ to give a Ballance and Hope and the Challenge of Life itself.1297245069307
Anonymous: they have nigger for president - what did you expect???1297287534129
pocket: Google images>Jon McNaughton, if you need another reason to laugh @ christianity. Somehow I don't think Thomas Jefferson would approve.1297288587745

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The Seven Deadly Sins of Religion - Ignorance, stagnation, Proselytism, Anhedonia, Blindness, Intrasigence, Hypocrisy
Religion sin comic religion (396) , sin (6) , comic (463)

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Anonymous: you are doing gods work, /b/rother1273014768823
Anonymous: amen1274834737260
Grave: aaaaaaaamen1276691237253
altinak: amen!1276704370481
WTF: stick figures are amazing1276712541227
the7rafe7: sebular is god1276713094371
robert jordan: er didn't the church give us darwin, mendel and a host of other gifts to science and the world1279397315534
Furore23: ^ Only by accident.1303071259832
MyGrammarAmDead: Church gave oppresion bro. FSM gave everything good.1303184046548
Anonymous: i'm sure there's moar than 71303281813951
Anonymous: Praise the lord!!!1309297703757
Gantzkas: fuck christians1309726457774
Anonymous: ^ spot on1309749840758
user775: problem?1309786572802

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Westboro religion
Westboro religion westboro (9) , religion (396)

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tolerance: awww, blacks and whites finally getting along... wait what?1246543720795
Anonymous: so does /b/, lol1246559099867
Anonymous: niggers, dating whites? and whites dating niggers?1246598572624
Fod: I hate gags1246705405174
Anonymous: to bad.... fags hates god1246942216956
GOD: Yes !! Yes I do . Don't tell the one on the right , but I hate them too . Smell like you know what .1248213604958
Propayne: at first they hold hands when they are young, first sign people!!! Kill them at sight, they´re infected with faggyness.1248216962949
spoon: fucking parents should /b/ melted down1263238207260
srp1lw: They might hate fags, but they're most-likely all pedos …1263624396141
flymetothemoon: westboro are sickos.... poor kids!1271107690221
the7rafe7: god must hate those kids then..1271108377888
Grave: they just had interracial sex.1272040570903
anoniem02: god hates fags haha lol... he most certainly does1272053923859
Akingu: he hates niggers and jews too.1272131531232

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CHRISTIANS: It's ok as long as you "believe"
Religion christianity religion (396) , christianity (5)

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Anonymous: I have no smarass comment that's as funny as this.1259354877455
Anonymous: thats true about lots of christians1259359440940
Redrocco: ^especially #11259359605695
peachasgotit: hmm. more ammo for the weapons in my atheist crusade :}1259502518426
TheHitman: yeah their are entirely too many ignorant people, christians need to do a better job at defending their beliefs1259518846894
Anonymous: Would you spend your time arguing with a retarded person? No? That is what you do when you argue with a religious person. It has been proven that the level of belief is inversely proportional to their I.Q.1259525088372

Anonymous
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Anonymous: No fuck head its true about all christians and muslims, ect1274238418950
FuckChinkies: PWNED!1278701287865
Grave: so true!1278702270352
defeat: Win.1284490305901
darkstan: An amazing list, but sadly, it may be wasted on actual Christians. Still, nice work.1284491334838
Flarp: I would make a bad mainstream Christian. I simply can't suppress the *GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK* detector portion of my brain.1284503502482
darkstan: ^The first (and last) time I went to church, that entire circuit turned to slag.1284567314983

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My palms still hurt like shit. Make them pay. Big time. - Jawohl.
Jesus comic hitler christian religion jew jesus (225) , comic (463) , hitler (142) , christian (50) , religion (396) , jew (189)

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Anonymous: roflmao1290963248782
AchtungJuden!: Haha, nice one. Jewish lies: youtube[DOT]com/watch?v=KGK983zVOw41290972462597
BnSneky: hahaha1290972508472
shitk1cker: his autobiogrphy explains Jesus was killed by Romans1290979305913
AchtungJuden!: ^Jews chose to kill Jesus, they pleased it to the Romans.1290980302559
AchtungJuden!: ^*pleaded1290980829518
darkstan: ^Keep trying, dumbkopf.1290981291120
AchtungJuden!: ^FAIL-argument, greed-jiddboy.1290981456517
Rorix: And this is how it began1291228889692
Jesus: My palms still fuckin hurt1291229012910
Munster: And Hitler died for your sins too...1291801869431
crackerkiller5: lol1292215539461
Anonymous: For Adolf so loved the world that he gave his only begotten life to rid it of allthe nasty jewvermin1292649089141

Munster
He got into some Chucky stuff after resurrection...
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Muslim religion face islam acid before and after burn
Muslim religion face islam acid before and after burn Muslim (92) , religion (396) , face (901) , islam (102) , acid (12) , before and after (50) , burn (66)

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Anonymous: "Saira Liaqat, 26, poses for the camera as she holds a portrait of herself before being burned, at her home in Lahore, Pakistan, Wednesday, July 9, 2008. When she was fifteen, Saira was married to a relative who would later attack her with acid after insistently demanding her to live with him, although the families had agreed she wouldn't join him until she finished school."1336438173447
Queefly: Islam - The Religion of Love.1336438837762
HWood: here is another victim...1336439180842
idrankallthebeer: until people realise that religion is a mental disorder, shit like this will continue. if we could just get rid of all religion, we'd be better off. it's sad that mentally ill people can hide behind their religion. look at all those child raping catholic priests. we should lynch those bastards.1336449188492
Bunglicker: Why aren't the so called "Moderate Muslims" standing up in outrage over this. Oh that's right, they're too busy standing up in outrage over some cartoonist drawing an image of Mohamed.1336449644704
Greeft: ^ This is true of all religions, especially the 3 Abrahamic faiths, they all have their extremist sections and it is the failure of the majority to do anything about the fucknuggets that give them their legitimacy.1336451140583
Greeft: ^^ Marcus Brigstocke says it more eloquently and humourously than I can: ==> www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5pARGk5S4Q1336451496711
Grund1e: What an absurd culture and religion! Fucking animals!1336532299868
MrSandynigger: All religions are absurd. It's called hallucinations when you see and believe bullshit. It's called religion when you see and believe other people's bullshit.1336548337123
SLIPPY!: You Jesus fags are just as bad. Most of you are trailer-park retards that want to hang niggers and beat faggots... but in reality you like little black boy cock in ur mouth1336569046366
Lexicon: This isn't the woman who recently committed suicide, is it?1336574072755
MadNiggerish: KILL THEM ALL, AMERICA IS REALLY GOOD AT THIS, TAKE OVER THE WHOLE GODDAMNED REGION, FUCKING CAMEL JOCKEYS!!!!1336574273678
idrankallthebeer: naw man. just send all the god nuts back to the middle east. let them fight it out there, while we chill at the movies and get laid and drink beer. and get high. fuck em.1336623824114
oooEYEooo: ..."is the bottom before or after"...1340221567421

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SOMETHING CAN'T COME FROM NOTHING - EXCEPT GOD LOL
Bible god religion bible (44) , god (79) , religion (396)

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ErlKonigVinz: well played.1296499168465
Anonymous: funny how god is the only thing we cant see1296504884526
Anonymous: ^ I can't see my farts , are they godlike ?1296572294331
Alkarnur: ^ Yes, they are.1296958446277
Anonymous: wrong. socialist think that no one has to work and we can get everything for free!1297210501763
abokittens: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2010/sep/02/stephen-hawking-big-bang-creator1297487204958
Seagull: FUKYEAH1297490010281
Anonymous: and Big Bang .....1297504498809
BnSneky: ^yeah1297508623559
Anonymous: God is accepting there is a realm beyond your senses and minds comprehension.1297572953968
Greeft: God is deluding yourself there is a realm beyond your senses and minds comprehension.1297614993117
Anonymous: ^^ This realm indeed exists. It's where Santa, gnomes, werewolves, Jesus and god live and it's called "imagination".1297623308855
Juck Fesus: Juck Fesus!1297711376775
Anonymous: Read Søren Kierkegaard, amerifags1297799361844

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ATHEISTS
Religion atheist puppy troll religion (396) , atheist (50) , puppy (12) , troll (237)

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Anonymous: smerk1276521115696
hecramsey: Keep your dogma to yourself. HAHAHAHAHAAH1277019195787
Anonymous: WIN. ATHEISM FOREVER.1278606885233
Anonymous: Dogs are cool because they can be trained to raep1278607133154
Moongrim: I was tricked, but I still don't like to have sex with a dog, dachshund or not.1278628793722
Anonymous: MEEEEEOW!1278690803651
Anonymous: Dog Vagina is like fucking god in the eye.1278693276213

Furore23
Puppies! Yay!
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Anonymous: Who's sho ? you niece?? lol1283203090738
defeat: "Yes I am, and a damned good one." <---win <31283205669797
Anonymous: Well done godfg.1283217969229
darkstan: LOL. You can't argue with puppies.1283224597694
Furore23: ^ Actually you can, but their argument inevitably comes down to licking your face, tripping over, and maybe yapping a bit. So, you lose.1283280427339
Amaranth: What about your niece? I'm sure she1283294766188

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Prayer vs. Getting off your knees and actually doing something
Religion prayer religion (396) , prayer (6)

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Pyro: true1257882284634
Pyro: but for some that also involvs staying on there knees,if u catch mah drift1257882336763
TASTYbacon: I've got bad knees . This is why I don't pray. FUKKUM in the ass Man.1257903649204
woman: i may not like prayer but i DO enjoy being on my knees...1257927720654
MAN: ^Yeah to get that Goddamn wine stain out of the carpet.1257946578645
crackerkiller5: i approve this thread1257954559343
akingu: God says that's how it's supposed to be.1257965142588
woman: im sorry mr. man! i'll clean it up right away!! *neked tiyem..1257966291223
MAN: ^YOU BETTER OR I'LL SLAP THE TASTE OUT OF YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1257966793996
Pyro: someone needs to slap the dick out of m's mouth1257966858831
crackerkiller5: ^i approve this comment^1257967557371
Pyro: ^ I approve of this comment approval^1257967965961
Limerick: ^I am dissappoint this comment approval approval.1281260939689

Greeft
^I approve of your comment approval approval disapproval
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THE WORLD IS MEANINGLESS - ALL MEANING IS MAN MADE SO MAKE YOUR OWN AND MAKE IT WELL
Info poster philosophy advice religion info (382) , poster (15) , philosophy (12) , advice (280) , religion (396)

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ck13013: truth1283302706334
darkstan: Good advice, no doubt about it.1283311895346
Anonymous: BULLSHIT ! ! !1283311965595
Anon: Bull1283322682748
interwebz: OTT1283332511418
Anonymous: Religious logic: this poster says there is no god, so it must be bad advice. If you follow it, you'll go to hell. Go to church instead.1283501375703
fingerofdoom: ^not really. its more of a DO-WHATEVER-THE-FUCK-YOU-LIKE kinda statement.1283514854145
mACÄK: fucking hippies should be considered female1283543020854
Grave: This is pure genius, and that's actually my philosophy of life.1283544294795
Lickathesplit: Make it logicly also,becausei like logic, but if you ask me what logic is you will get my logical answer which is silence, for i haven't got the slightest idea what logic is.. Logic : The reason for my presence at c4c1293934382950
Anonymous: You are all so fucking blind. .This poster tells the fucking truth. All the rules we live by are written by man. Men and Women that are equal to us. Who says we should listen to them. We should make our own rules.1310241544257
who originally wrote: the quotation?1325551046921
Anonymous: This should be posted in every house of worship in the world. Howerer it makes too much sense and it will never happen. Too bad.1325810658289
honghavok: Shit, the letters are so small.1325816119671

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ITS A FUCKING SQUARE!!!!!
Argue square circle religion argue (19) , square (8) , circle (27) , religion (396)

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AlienNation: It should be illegal for creationists to teach their kids.1283144523458
Anonymous: Yup1283145238535
Raptor Jesus: Worst of it is when they knock on the door at 7am on Sundays. Seriously religious freaks, go fuck yourselves.1283146294734
Limerick: I wish a religious fanatic would knock on my door. I'd step outside, lock the door, and have a damn long chat with them..1283154249978
Moongrim: That's religion1283170494294
Raptor Jesus: ^ O RLY?1283220049696
Nickeh43: a chat with a heavy "circular" shaped object, maybe, limerick.1283222532796
Anonymous: @alien nation, Rednecks who cant support their kids should be castrated. But people should be able to believe/teach what they want, Futhermore science is completely fleeting, it changes daily, meaning even though the square can be called a square it may very well have been made up by circles, dont be close minded.1313565186167
Zotteltod: a few hundred years later, it was clearly identified as a rhombus.1313572696410
BnSneky: hahahahaha1313572916682
Anonymous: Yes, that's religion.1317388732247
Anonymous: IT'S A FUCKING RHOMBOID! YOU'RE BOTH GOING TO STICKMAN HELL!!!!1317399618430
Anonymous: Yep, a circle it is...1317498187125
m4k3k3: rape all squares!1317498962228

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We at the Catholic Church fuck boys all day long. That's all we ever do.
Religion church pedo pope letter religion (396) , church (21) , pedo (205) , pope (50) , letter (24)

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jackfrosty: I think we knew that before the memo...1257230607342
Anonymous: LOL. Sarcasm /detected1257650617264
Johan: SWEDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1258240468800
spoooks1: Stating the bleeding obvious there..1259713641648
Hughbie: Nice to confirm the obvious...but when will you stop fucking them?1259714696163
Anonymous: and small livestock1277448144315
Anonymous: Girls or boys1283228581255
Anti-PC Hero: Those "Catholics" that fucks boys are jewboys who infiltrated into Catholicism to give it bad image. That's at least what I gather after those jewboy-sounding surnames that those perpetrators often got.1283259004919
Anonymous: anti-pc hero is an awesome aryan specimen, seriously, sieg heil1283300452739
Stinkykiller: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VABSoHYQr6k1290683753619
Munster: What a happy family...1290689090703
Anonymous: wrong ...just wrong1301179062436
BnSneky: nice, you faucktards1301179121256
Anonymous: sweden? but where protestant...1339327626843

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Agnosticism- Makes perfect sense. Really.
Religion Agnosticism ITT Religion (396) , Agnosticism (1) , ITT (354)

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Anonymous: agnosticism is about knowlegde, religion is about belief.129913451799
Psilofyr: It's impossible to argue with Agnostics so GTFO!1300367525755
Anonymous: By this rationale, an agnostic can never really truly know that he is stupid.1300374269199
iprobablyhateyou: ^by your rationale, you don't truly know you are a nigger1300380005494
AZO: the worst is when one type of stupidity makes you think you're very very smart.1300398015308
anonymule: yeah, it's fun to see the retards fighting about god, or the lack thereof.1300416839337
MrPerspective: It's like Socrates said: "Realizing the extent of what you do not know is half of all knowledge."1300418155301
pocket: Religitards try to make the atheist appear to be adamant in their "belief" in no god, thus reducing them to the same level, as if they were both systems of faith. The burden of proof is on the religious, and all of you agnostics are just being polite... you know what the evidence clearly demonstrates.1300456985920
pocket: There quite well may be a higher level of whatever than us, but we have no (factual) reason to believe that right now. Remember your Sagan: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. btw, 9199 was me... Sorry IPHY, I had to.1300457200132
iprobablyhateyou: lol still a nigger tho1300474961127
MrPerspective: Correction, religulous fanatics: an ATHEIST actually *believes* in the non-existence of God. An agnostic, however, remains open to all possibilities as well as healthily critical of all the nonsense of clergies and hypocrisy of bigots (or vice-versa!). "Good evening, everyone. My name is Perspective and I'm a life-long unrepenting Agnostic. - GOOD EVENING, PERSPECTIVE!" (^_^)1300543916639
pocket: ^ Do you not read previous posts, or just not understand them?1300548246425
Anonymous: ^^ Atheists *know* that there is not such things as gods, godesses, werewolves and invisible pink unicorns (the mere fact that the origins of deity contructs is well known, is all that is needed to debunk the theists' claims). So until someone bring evidences to support such absurd hypotheses, then they do not exist.1300557400969
Anonymous: Hmm, but...atheists, u mad? :D1300562944328

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You are retarded if you believe in any of these things...
Retard ITT religion retard (42) , ITT (354) , religion (396)

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Burrgeezy: God1311123501480
Squirrley1: Liberalism...1311123513427
veranet: "buy one get one free"1311124857437
Greeft: ^ BOGOFF!1311125366681
Captngeetch: I promise not to cum in your mouth1311125861161
Burrgeezy: Just the tip...1311125888414
anonymule: BOGO sales1311126521562
Anonymous: a smart nigger, a honest politician, a 12 year old virgin1311127434334
Cunt81: ....That socialism of any kind, in any amount will actually work.1311128244420
ANARCHONYMOUS: That government of any kind is actually for the people's benefit1311128334949
Greeft: Socialism... nope, capitalism... nope, communism... nope. How about we all try autism next?1311130444423
Anonymous: women1311130942486
chumpno1: she will blow you for the rest of your life1311133799839
danielsimba: Rape.1311143670164

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Did you know... God prefers Atheists?
Religion Atheist god comic timeshare religion (396) , Atheist (50) , god (79) , comic (463) , timeshare (1)

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chumpno1: win1286840279429
Armistice: would make sense actually1286906940100
Anonymous: I'm suprised god isn't deaf from all the whiny christian glibs out there.1287788259939
Anonymous: win is right.1290234402667
Zombeh: So fucking true.1290480731373
PocketPickle: Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a life time. Teach a man religion and he'll die praying for a fish.1290481221508
chrud: ^so true.1294599907539
Jesus: ^^and just like the exiled Jews, that happened.1294601405848
sohceye: Pocket Pickle, you are my new deity (for today)1294605706466
protonX80: win win win1294664388361
L555: lol1294665945811
Tattoos: I'ma Christian but this makes sense on the grounds that our Father in heaven does not wish for us to use his name to justify our weakness and/or stupidity. Also, he does not intend us to kill in his name.1326165172738
Anonymous: if god is allknowing and allunderstanding and stuff - why would i need to learn the scriptures then?1326183213284
Anonymous: ^because you're not God, idiot.1326183425506

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MYTHOLOGY - Today it's religion, tomorrow it's fable.
Jesus myth greek roman religion jesus (225) , myth (4) , greek (3) , roman (4) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: Amen1300916939710
Antiphon: True story, Bro!1300917194364
belasco: what in tartarus!? ..who's the hippy on the far right?1301183831956
Anonymous: ^ Horus the only true God. Accept Him as your Lord and Master or burn in hell.1301185775722
MrPerspective: ^ GTFO, heathen bitch! I only answer to Moloch.1303620900421
Anonymous: so true1303627563549
Anon: I wish I was born where all this stupid bullshit was already overrun1303634595317
MrPerspective: ^ You'd still have to fight off the newest BS. It never ends.1303691516315
Anonymous: And then someone will come along and decide to believe the old myths, making it a religion again.1314771377925
Anonymous: Bird-boy, the shocker, and long haired freaky people1314771580840
Anonymous: And folks will still kill you for not taking thier fables seriously.1317651883704
Anonymous: sure1317652720389
NorwayJunkie: ODIN will rape Jesus and all the other homo-gods1317658330774
AZO: ^lol1317663996487

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"LET THERE BE LIGHT" - GOD SAID TO HIMSELF LIKE A WEIRDO
Religion god light weird religion (396) , god (79) , light (38) , weird (12)

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m4k3k3: touche1331423047420
uriar: he didn't say to himself you retards, he said it to the univers. and what do you know? TADA! there was light!!!1335120597199
Anonymous: uuu we have a smart faggot upstairs1338740825628
Anonymous: god got noone talkt o, haha what a fuckin gloser1338741140721
Arse not Ass: ^^^ How did he say it to the universe before he created it?1343740701749
Irishperson: How did he know to call it light if it didn't exist yet?1343756215355
Greeft: LIT1343775743603
Stalker: Puny human translation, what he actually said sounded more like a big bang.1359584124760
Anonymous: did it define the quality of light (visible spectrums, heat, speed, containers) before activating it? or was it more written in some kind of script language where the rest is left to the interpreting engine?1370487123207
Anonymous: God hates you, whitey. Kill yourself.1370487627828
Anonymous: just like Goku before launching a kamehameha1370491020861
Anonymous: "Let there be Bud Lite, Pepsi Lite, a night light, proper outdoor lighting, a lite feeling in the head, a light supper, much delight, etc., etc."1370518572507
Anonymous: LET THERE BE ROCK!1380996636522
Anonymous: let there be time and movement next to space, hopefully it doesnt overheat too much1380996774307

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CREATIONISM - You can get away with believing anything as long as you say God wants you to.
Creationism dinosaur religion creationism (3) , dinosaur (57) , religion (396)

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Moongrim: That's Creationism in a NUTshell.1272237242381
Anonymous: *scoff* yea riiiiiight, coz "evolution" is something legitimate to go by. Give me a break. All you fuckin athiests are so deluded. How you cannot see logic in Christ's teachings and the Bible itself is incredulous ! Go back to school, take up religious studies and LEARN SOMETHING for once. Creationism is the only true logical explanation for life on earth ! Look up Prof. Andrew McIntosh and weep.1272278184384
anarcacist: Magical 6th sense.1272366505761
pedopriest: i promise i won't transubstantiate in your mouth,..just kneel down...trust me1283393288765
Anonymous: 4384 <==unsucsessful troll is unsucessful1283393371300
Nickeh43: God wants me to tell you that people who believe in god are faggots.1283394861466
Anonymous: evolution: monkeys can type the works of shakespeare if you give them a few billion years.1283397604750
ImYourMomBIATCH: Hi, im your mom, god says so! Believe me or you will burn in hell!1283607758579
Anonymous: fuck, creationism, taking the meanng of the word, means that an sensient source of like, all, created what our bodys can sense..1283614457759
Jesus: @4295 I'm off to post this on my local church's front door1283631567360
Anonymous: Jeez, those lizzards invented the machinegun?....1293559322291
Lickathesplit: I can't say shit, haven't kept track on modern religion, here i am thinking that intelligent design was the latest version of creationism...1294112994397
Anonymous: OMG Dinobot! Noooooo!!1294700229289

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HEY ATHEISTS - IF GOD CREATED THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT, THEN WHO CREATED GOD?
Religion question religion (396) , question (218)

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Anonymous: try asking the theists that one.....1278312802193
zombieslovenecros: people created god as a role model1278317386384
Malacath: if god has a plan for our lives then why are we praying for him to give us things or help others if it doesnt matter anyways? :D1278363834426
Anonymous: sorry that was me, my bad.1280874173998
Raptor Jesus: God was created by idiots1280874193970
kinganonymous: then who created God? >> Brain.1280881506455
Anonymous: i did1280885520310
so_what_if___: the big bang created god! now we seek the one who created the big bang! maybe it was the previuos god getting tired of life.1281874274879
Anonymous: ^ Wrong!! Human stupidity created an image of god.........1281874434587
Hank Shanker: "Does semen count as hand sanitizer? Cool! Thanks boss..."1282029050272
Limerick: Atheists say he didn't. OP is troll or dribbling imbecile. Either way, let the thread die.1282031343870
Tommeee: lol god was created by a drunk guy who wanted followers he laughed when he relised how gullable idiots are1282181697653
anon: you did, nit wit1282183598335
Anonymous: OP is a Troll and an Idiot... But to answer the question OP is trying to ask: Science tells us the Big Bang was the begining of SpaceTime -- that is Space AND TIME. That only leaves you with two options -- either the Big Bang was caused by and came from nothing (impossible), or something that exists outside of Space and Time caused it (ie: God). So the fact is God exists. That is totally1282196961987

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HERE FOLLOWS A LIST OF SEVERAL DEMONS - AND THEIR SIGILS OF SUMMONING
Demon satan religion chart demon (14) , satan (16) , religion (396) , chart (154)

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RiddleMeThis: Oooooo-kayyyyyy *sidling towards the door*1283142972109
Moongrim: I'll file that down in my esoteric drawer1283170662779
Harvey: None of them will invoke you getting laid1283203722690

Redrocco
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Anonymous: what kind of nerds came up with this pointless pointlessness?1283205679106
XENU: It worked on your mom, Moon1283216602983
Nickeh43: Well hell, if nothing else I have some cool names for kids or pets1283223189132
savageman69: all satanist suck a dick1283224022775
mACÄK: transistor and resistors... the rest i never use1283375582836
Harvey: \n// SZCHOCKIR. Two Demons in the pink, one Demon in the stink.1283376003711
anon: holy hand grenade!1283376877347
Anonymous: useless shit1283379663335
Twinchlian: Tried the Succubi. It worked. Got laid. She was hot. Some burns, but no scars. Go for it.1283467801466
Anonymous: its only for emergences?1283496591739

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THE HOLY BIBLE - 66 FAIRY TALES WRITTEN BY 40 AUTHORS IN THREE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, ON THREE DIFFERENT CONTINENTS, OVER APPROXIMATELY 1000 YEARS.
Bible religion fairy tale bible (44) , religion (396) , fairy tale (2)

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Anonymous: And amazingly, it is all still true and still applies to all of our lives. We can find spiritual nourishment and personal salvation within this text, making it the only true science. You will find out for yourself...1261595082998
Anonymous: ^ hahahaha i believe in Santa Claus and Peter Pan too.1261597146608
Anonymous: 2998 is either a true believer or a troll (or both! *gasp*) And I thought I was the only Christiain back slidden enough to hang out here.1261651192401

Anonymous
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AAB26: damn you.. harsh critics1262307068722
guppyfour: nice.1262998361400
lonercs: Yes, the bilble has all the answers. Like hate other people because of there religion. Hate and discrimanate against the gays. Be a close-minded, ignorant douchbag,. Oh and much, much more.1263011049870
Wr104Gamma: No no no it's the word of god, silly...1263724724385
Anonymous: maybe you should read it before you shit all over it you might learn something other than how to be a dick1263761843941
Anonymous: holy shit1263764349592
Anonymous: isnt bein in 4chan itself a sin?.... TITS or GTFO1263765679315
SickNote: HOLY SHIT!1263776183715
SciencyTypeGuy: does it hace CP?1266213929146
Anonymous: I wonder which version this is... was it "written by God??" Like the others? LOL and LOL to the right wing /b/.1266216728323

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Christian Science Test
Fail school test science religion fail (639) , school (160) , test (18) , science (149) , religion (396)

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lordroy: If your child went to a fundamentalist Christian school, this is what might his or her science test look like1308044312795
Furore23: This is what Eurofags actually believe happens in American schools.1308049161319
Anonymous: doesn't it to a certain point?1308050821103
Zorro: this is facking cool1308051183461
iprobablyhateyou: raised catholic... this is what our tests looked like1308075548270
Weed: Who controls the British Crown? Who Keeps The Metric System Down? Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? Who robs kegfish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? God does! GOD DOES!1308679939844
Lickathesplit: Is this for real ? I can't even believe that it's allowed in schools. although i LOL'D at question 9, i say : NUKE ALL RELIFAGS !!1308773575304
Anonymous: i went to a private christian school and this is not how they do things this is a troll1310846842334
Skiddlydoop: After reading that i could really use some tits...i think ill go fap to a blood orgy while someone sacrifices a goat in the background with a golden statue of beezlebub1316228064838
Anonymous: We need lions... lot of lions!1316263596650
BnSneky: whoa1316264451512
Raven's Wing: ^^ I can get you prairie daemons...lots on prairie daemons1316331175590
Anonymous: Texas Teachers!1318204910191
Anonymous: Hahahahaa1318250783493

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RELIGION - THE ACCEPTED INSANITY
Religion religion (396)

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Anonymous: A friend of mine once fucked his sister guineapig to death, is that his right as a christian?1266622026762
Anonymous: whatever jesus loves you1266712207965

BeaversNDucks
He loves these kids too!
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Warg: Well, yeah... I have to admit, religion is a bit insane...1270785333985
Anonymous: lol1332786281607
allah under my shoe: muslim allah was a pedophile and a murder . may my dick lay on allah forehead1332808734161
Anonymous: ^ That was pretty much the norm back then; it's doesn't even come close to the depravation done in jewish circumcision ritual where the mohel sucks repeatedly on a baby's bleeding dick (something they call "mezizah").1332809237504
Anonymous: someone stole my bike1332810003563
Anonymous: so which one is the right prophet and god?1351497770100
ethelred: there's more in religion than an old man in the sky. The Hindu idea of reality has been proved by modern science.1544576699138
Anonymous: ^^Mr. Creosote!1545161602251
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Why do you believe in god? Who told you that you are a sinner?
Religion sin religion (396) , sin (6)

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Anonymous: I love the fact that not everyone has given up on trying to preach logic and common sense.1274838552337
toasteroven69: Love it! I wish more people knew this and would actually look this kinda information up for themselves.1274895824938
Anonymous: "Christians dismiss 9,999 religions as false. Atheists dismiss just one more than that..." < so true. BTW, I wish they they did this about religions generally, not just Christianity. Some religions deserve to be bashed more. Some chapters of the bible actually served a good purpose at the time.1274901632814
Anonymous: Well if the old testament doesn't make any sense then I'm not listening to ANYTHING that Jesus has to say. Yeah that makes sense, atheistfags1274915725174
Anonymous: God is real guys.. only religion is false1274931292772
Anonymous: divine tits or GTFO1274941519393
Anonymous: using verses out of context to prove a point? classic1274949814878
Grave: tl;dr1276691052341
WTF: Theology has answered all of these questions. The Kalam Cosmological Argument, the Teleological Argument, the Free Will Argument and so on. All of these are good challenges by the way. We should ask.1276713291532
BHO: 4878, Christians do it ALL THE TIME.1279324209237
Anonymous: ^^ Define "answered"1284667059595
Anonymous: The Cosmological argument argues for a DEIST god. The Free Will Argument only brings up more questions without giving any answers. The Teleological Argument makes points which prove statements other than "God exists".1284820444826
Anonymous: ^^ ANSWERED = DEFINED.1284820526449
Anonymous: This is getting handed to the next Jehovah's witnesses that come knocking1294251794556

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IF AN ATHEIST IS WRONG, HE GOES TO HELL. IF A CHRISTIAN IS WRONG, NOTHING HAPPENS. THERE IS NO REASON TO BE AN ATHEIST.
Atheist religion logic advice atheist (50) , religion (396) , logic (17) , advice (280)

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Anonymous: Yes there is, it increases your chanses of going to heaven. What if you belive in the WRONG god? God is petty and wont forgive that, not beliving in anyone might still land you a place...1270423899808
bump: if a christian is wrong he has been an asshole for a very long useless life1270424873974
CreepisKryp: CORRECT! No reason AT ALL to be an ATHEIST. HENCE, I AM AN ATHEIST JUST BECAUSE!! WOOOO!1270425963995
CreepisKryp: <<COWARDLY WORDS.1270426027391
Anonymous: There is no heaven or hell1270426129137
bananaman: atheists don't have to dress-up like an asshole and go to church every sunday1270591944186
KarmaPickles: Well what if our Universe is a mere cell in another Universe and God lives up there not here. I always thought he was Santa's mean ass brother.1270593845975
God: If I'm God and you don't send me all your money, you will go to hell. Keep in mind that I have the mentality of a three-year-old (i.e. I gets mad when you mention my name in trivial reference). So there is no reason to risk your soul for money.1270603663912
Katlyng420: < I expect that kind of logic from Christians. Way to go sheck!1270610426332
Hughbie: lol....dumbarse religous fail logic... If an atheist is wrong they are wrong. Simple as that. If a christian is wrong, well thats just normal.1270616760707
Anonymous: ^ lol'd, so true1270871261703
Anonymous: What if the potato king gives salvation to all athiests but kills all those spudless fuckers you call Christians???1270872687810
Warg: So... We should practice one religion, as opposed to all others, or none, out of fear for the consequences described in said religion? WTF1270873478176
Anonymous: ppl are atheist so they dont have to waste there life following a fake god1270886290525

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PRAY FOR DISASTER VICTIMS - PRAY TO THE GUY WHO ALLOWEDTHE DISASTER TO OCCUR
God pray religion fail disaster god (79) , pray (20) , religion (396) , fail (639) , disaster (22)

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Banshee5: Veritas est1315924352453
Anonymous: gotta love religion and religious people.1315924904239
Anonymous: pantyhose1316193654813
Raven's Wing: "God, please help me recover from that disaster that you allowed to befall me and took my loving family from me, but if you don't I guess that's Your will." Fundies are funny1316332154651
Anonymous: u r all very ignorant, but u will know when u r dead, so no worries.1316486370357
Raven's Wing: ^STFU trolling Christfag1316493626376
Anonymous: praissssssssssse the lord1316493643152
Hurrpees: I love god for giving us all the beauties in the world, cant believe he created a perfect race in his image :)1316493705258
Anonymous: your being ignorant!1316493747390
XITS: YOU ALLOWED THE DISASTER TO OCCUR ! duh. Did you stop it? pray to yourself whynot, prayerfag1316495930772
Anonymous: disaster doesn't exist...everything evil on earth is done by zionist Jews !1316517132886
BnSneky: why1316517490730
Grave: this is so retarded. YOU DON'T KNOW GOD. he did not LET this happen....1316518342961

Grave
...... HE DID IT ALL BY HIMSELF.
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Muhammed shows his love for little children
Muhammed islam religion pedo wedding muhammed (21) , islam (102) , religion (396) , pedo (205) , wedding (30)

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zbloh: where can i order one ?1274398015399
Anonymous: Rapistparade?1274399599779
Anonymous: And the christfags have us believing that "Jesus loves the little children"...wait...could Jesus and Mohammad be the same person.1276986069117
Anonymous: ^ no jesus is a rockstar, and mohammad is a shit sucking pedo!!!1276992539484
Anonymous: this is a demonstration for the 1000 people killed by Isreal1277326453132
Anonymous: Are these Child Brides?1278381520294
cybersinner: ♫♪♪♫Muhammad loves the little children♪♫♫♪1278524914622
Anonymous: alqaedaphiles1278538223244
Anonymous: qaedabear1278538307431
KingDing: hahaha those fuckin muslims, always fuckin little girls, mostly their sisters, thats why they r so fucked up ...1280627145541
rhr: ^no they fuck your mother and sister only1281722571977
Paki: Actually we prefer little boys!1281767728301
Anonymous: idiot!!1282349965851
Anonymous: perv1282350409757

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Al-Asma-Ul-Husna (The Beautiful Names Of God)
Islam religion muslim god name Islam (102) , religion (396) , muslim (92) , god (79) , name (23)

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anon: wth? do they have a god for poop as well?1283295261205
Limerick: Congratulations.1283295619242
XENU: IM DOINITRITE!1283296391746
Anonymoose: yeah suck on that christfag1283331439995
NSFW: And now onto the B's...1283338982836
Harvey: \n// Al-Shockir: The Lord of Shock. "two in the pink, one in the stink"1283346179311
XENU: ^i RORd...1283346396912
Anonymous: Where's El Kabong?1283374493881
XENU: Kabong? Shits been cashed, man1283434085995

Anonymous
ALLAH ACKBAR
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Anonymoose: I am Al Awezumh1283600373402
uriar: i am Al Yahudi1283637126956
Anonymous: This belief system is bullshit.. just ask Al-Alim1283638374626
Anonymous: What a load of old bollocks...1283638711195

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Islam quran religion
Islam quran religion islam (102) , quran (16) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: He came1269802193956
beepb00p: stick a bayonet blade down the muslims throat1269833263253
Anonymous: ^^ or a cock1269835720185
CreepisKryp: Beeps, more power too ya...This muslim's brain is obviously erased.1269841988625
Anonymous: Islam MADAFAKAR!1269865215992
Hughbie: mmmmallahmuddafarkarmmmmm1269956259911
the7rafe7: first stick a bayonet down his throat then a dick and make him swallow his own blood mixed with your cum and shit (assuming you shti yourself while having an orgasm and it slid down your dick into his mouth)1270034199573
Omni: I see why they're so fucked, they write in chicken scratch1271218110781
Samps: Why is he holding toilet paper?1271227220128
Grave: Jizzed in my.... whatever that thing is.1272040454833
Anonymous: "shove a goat cock down my throat and dangle it's bawlz awn ma chin"1272121951695
Anonymous: bible koran same thing1272128564234
Akingu: lalalalalalalalallalalalallalalalalallalalallaalallalalallalalalalallala1272129157959
Moongrim: Now in two ply1272642197493

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ISLAM IS RELIGION OF PEACE! - SEE? NO ONE TALKS BACK!
Muhammed religion islam comic muhammed (21) , religion (396) , islam (102) , comic (463)

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Anonymous: hahahaha1272659980896
muumix: true1273168314752
Anonymous: True True1273177199701
kurdy: same shit 600 years before in europe... so not just islam sucks, religion sucks!1273177440908
ImYourMomBIATCH: ^True, but you're a faggot.. The truth is that Islam is the most backward fucking ideology among big religions..Now gtfo!1273185166181
TopGun: ISLAM = Inglorious Stupidity Lawyed by Assholes Memes1273185747691
Anonymous: ImYourMom, Christianity is worse.1273192728370
Anonymous: ^ how the hell is it worse?! lol (not religious btw)1273193675303
Lizard: islam: a militant fascist ideology. NOT religion. read the quran; read the hadith; and you will know.1273202204962
Warg: Christianity was worse in the Middle Ages, but they've gotten a lot tamer since then. They're still annoying as fuck, but a vast majority of them won't try to kill you for disgreeing with them.1273211176889
ImYourMomBIATCH: 8370: Eat my shit, morron!1273240727689
Grave: true..1276879675588
Anonymous: last count, like 94 sura's of propaganda against unbelievers? how peaceful1276896063168
goop: kurdy you are right all religions are corrupted and so all suck ass1276896425145

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Considered child abuse - Not considered child abuse
Religion difference abuse hell threat Religion (396) , difference (142) , abuse (19) , hell (22) , threat (18)

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Quantum69: Makes sense?1329721618126
Prime11: That damn god clause again1329721848263
bigT95: Clause and effect??1331256088280
Anonymous: whore1331878668686
BnSneky: figures1331893322889
Hughbie: yup...religion failing yet again...1331896192180
Anonymous: "If you disobey me again I'll, I'll....oh never mind. You'll just be real sorry."1331912013238

MadNiggerish
clause effect
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Anonymous: haha that's my mom for ya1333229064750
Anonymous: on the other hand, if you kill yourself, you'll get 72 virgins, oh wait, youll be one of 72 virgins1333241075577
NotSoMuchAnonymous: ^ You can't know that..1333241329335
Anonymous: Fuck Christianity, its just indoctrination and stolen stories from previous religions in order to create a world of slaves walking to their own deaths.1337492127458
Anonymous: god abuse1337543259341
Anonymous: relizombie in the making1422739460152

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Islam today is like Christianity during the Dark ages
History Christian religion Islam itt history (112) , Christian (50) , religion (396) , Islam (102) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: Agree. Those bastards used to burn and torture people. All in the name of God.1266369097605
Anonymous: GOD WILLS IT!!!!!1266372438445
Creepis: while Islam might be spreadding, There were millions more Dark Age Christians than Muslims number today.1266380259340
Anonymous: ^are you sure? the world's population has doubled many times since then... and there was no christian united states1266381088494
Creepis: ^good points. The number of Puritanical extremists is higher in today's Islam too.1266394251969
Anonymous: Any retard who belives in the Easter bunny is like they were in the dark ages, no matter what they call it1266398399401
Anonymous: ^well, even though I am an atheist and will challenge the religions any day, I do acknowledge that the majority is no longer poking people with hot metal buttplugs.1266406793834
Anonymule: like how a troll has spread a genuine discussion :P1269506463929
pocket: ^hehehe. thats the only way trolls fail. they hate that.1269519070239
Mad Hatter: Pretty good comment. Yes, they have definite parallels. We revere David for having chopped off Goliath's head, etc. Same songs, different verse. Onward Christian Soldiers.1269520645991
Warg: AGREE!1270016560801
Anonymous: Putting islam aside, christianity today is like it was during the dark ages.1271488531775
mudspunk: fuck those dune coons1271488611721
mrmech: fuck the muslims fuck mohamad and his pussy ways! go ahead and keep bombing! we will just keep killin you no problem morons!1271748977187

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