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Judgement Day is coming May 21, 2011 - Cry mightily unto GOD for HIS mercy
Billboard ad religion fail armageddon billboard (8) , ad (210) , religion (396) , fail (639) , armageddon (9)

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savyp: He hasnt shown us he can do anything up to this point. Nothing is going to happen but his "believers" will make something up anyway1305135951127
Weed: Looking forward to May 22nd.1305136369886
Captngeetch: What ?? Is there a new Terminator movie coming out ?? i heard Arnold was getting back into the movie bus.1305165103321
CockAsian: This was going to happen back in May 2003. Time to pick a new date once again.1305258026610
knifed28: hahahahahaha1306911458811
Anonymous: 21.12.2012 go for this1306921140805
Imnothere1: Yeah, now he says it's October 21st. .1307110476516
AZO: ""seeeeeend meee your moneyyyy" da ya hear what I saiiid?!!1307111825653
Anonymous: ^^ Just another fundraising event1307116477445
Anonymous: gg may 21... its already june 4 2011.1307217388227
MrPerspective: At first I was going for crying mightily. But then I lol'd. And yet Ragnarok didn't kome. Guess I had the last LOL !1307346499409
Anonymous: cmon, after-judgment day party!1307725245128
MrPerspective: ^ You bring the beer and the strippers, I'll bring the spaghetti & meatballs. XD1307784428393

MrPerspective
<---- But when there was no Rapture, I cried mightily, and then I was all like, OMFG!
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Apathy religion fuck your sins jesus going home
Apathy religion fuck your sins jesus going home apathy (2) , religion (396) , fuck your sins (1) , jesus (225) , going home (1)

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cockwarmer: fuck yeah1249856019227
Hughbie: About fucking time..now piss off and don't come back.1249880151367
sinonymous: Jesus is a cunt1249924473949
Anonymous: Was a cunt... was.1249924696494
sinonymous: Is he dead? I've seen that cunt so many times and in so many cities! Are you sure?1249926829450
Bubble: Someones going to be pissed :(1249926859362
Jesus: Oh my dearest Bubble ... You will always have a place in my paradise ...... As for all you others .. I hung a rainbow as a sign . It won't be water but fire next time . And I am PISSED !!!!! :(1249928122778
whitehead: looks like jesus is doing steroids or maybe working out in prison.1249928540264
Anonymous: Lol1249928882839
Jesus is Lord: carrying that cross is a better workout than dumbells1250003575476
Hughbie: If you're so good sign up cunt and be a man...toughen the fuck fuck up, and take it on the chin.1250005077279
Anonymous: holy fuck awesome xD1255968433671
Rubaduckazilla: screw you guys im going home1259409925103
Stillfree420: jesus is buff1259637449662

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Religion adam and eve muslim islam burka leaf comic
Religion adam and eve muslim islam burka leaf comic religion (396) , adam and eve (2) , muslim (92) , islam (101) , burka (4) , leaf (14) , comic (463)

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Anonymous: EPIC1283428431942
anon: lolz1283431228532
Anonymous: male chauvinist Adam1283433377959
iprobablyhateyou: 1283434036679
anonymous: omgz i can see her ankles.1284025169408
Anonymous: fuck islam!1284064326508
Anonymous: full of win1284080005500
GMS: gaye?>!1284080041890
Anonymous: weeed1285490957703
failtrollisfail: hold on eve was islamic?1285510742215
YuLiekPicturz: haha good one1285510812348
Anonymous: Ha ha!1285533841710
PeaceFromGer: fuckee!!! i pissed me again! :D1285533871700
Anonymous: fuck islam. pig fuckers1295992240323

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Considered child abuse - Not considered child abuse
Religion difference abuse hell threat Religion (396) , difference (142) , abuse (19) , hell (22) , threat (18)

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Quantum69: Makes sense?1329721618126
Prime11: That damn god clause again1329721848263
bigT95: Clause and effect??1331256088280
Anonymous: whore1331878668686
BnSneky: figures1331893322889
Hughbie: yup...religion failing yet again...1331896192180
Anonymous: "If you disobey me again I'll, I'll....oh never mind. You'll just be real sorry."1331912013238

MadNiggerish
clause effect
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Anonymous: haha that's my mom for ya1333229064750
Anonymous: on the other hand, if you kill yourself, you'll get 72 virgins, oh wait, youll be one of 72 virgins1333241075577
NotSoMuchAnonymous: ^ You can't know that..1333241329335
Anonymous: Fuck Christianity, its just indoctrination and stolen stories from previous religions in order to create a world of slaves walking to their own deaths.1337492127458
Anonymous: god abuse1337543259341
Anonymous: relizombie in the making1422739460152

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WELCOME TO PARADISE!
Jesus religion heaven metaphore comic Jesus (225) , religion (396) , heaven (14) , metaphore (3) , comic (463)

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Harvey: becuz teh bible tellz me so1286883854838
Anonymous: good point.1290891722404
Anonymous: ah, christians and their pick and choose morality. fuckin burn em too.1295426076322
Blue: Don't burn them. That's what Nero did.1310436086527
Furore23: Most of you won't know this, but the character here who has just died is a real person, Larry Gygax. When he died in 2000, an even called Kawaii-Five-Oh, it was a sad sad day for nerds everywhere. The man who writes this comic book 'Mitch Burlap' goes by the nickname Giant's Tick, and he wrote this issue as a memorial to the passing of this great man, Gaxy Gygar.1310465507818
Furore23: Oh if only we had known you were sick, Mary Gygax. If we had only known! We all could have written comic books about your afterbirth. But just like the Suicide Accidents who martyred themselves on Kawaii-Five-Oh, you lived surrounded by virgins, and shall forever after be surrounded by virgins. Won't somebody think of the children? Other than you, I mean.1310465723664
MegaShit: ^Que?1310481519305
Furore23: ^ You're welcome.1310482179864
Cobra: Well... I laughed.1310494766687
DoDo: Christianity is such a club of faggots.1310499213819
Anonymous: TLDNR1310577446850
The Original Spoon: Furore, you are off your rocker in this thread. And you are messing with the memory of Geddy Leegax, the genius father of rollerblading games.1323479695433
Furore23: ^ Oh god, you're right, I'm so sorry. I should have never disrespected the good name of the Godfather of so many great role-playing experimenses, like 'Keep My Boardshorts Home', 'Exposition of the Barren Teats', 'A Tempest of Evil Enemas', 'Shirley Temple and Gary-Poon', 'Monk de Wally de Honk', 'Aisle of a Rape', 'Queer Dryness', and who can forget that legendary classic...1323498192538
Furore23: 'Narcissistic Hack Railroading Dungeon-Master Hates the People He Spends All His Time With and Decides to Murder All the Characters They Have Invested Time and Effort Into Rather Than Admit He is Just Bored of Being a Dungeon-Master'.1323498288857

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3 options? Theist - Agnostic - Atheist - WRONG
Faith religion atheist faith (7) , religion (396) , atheist (50)

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iprobablyhateyou: stfu already1270448701358
Anonymous: Eremite = search for god alone, Cenobite = serch for god in a group, Sodomite = search for god in little boys asses.1270458250341
darkstan: How did the God myth survive for so long? WTF? Who cares?1270487460517
Hughbie: I'm with iprobablyhateyou.....STFU already.....1271006559219
Redrocco: when I die you all cease tyo exist so the question is moot1271071326188

Anonymous
no, this is moot.
1271071988784
Redrocco: ^lol at the shoop of moot1271072153474
Anonym: Thiest? Cmoe on1271074716637
vomito: mavaffanculo, va1272064098186
Anonymous: PRAISE ODIN!1283226623659
Anonymous: two options: atheist or gay theist1283226761343
vengance: Im agnostic get over it god-fags or GTFO!1283233315190
Limerick: So what's the belief of not assimilating all other systems to yours?1284838165303
Quadra: I thought I was Agnostic as in I'll believe.. with PROOF.1284877204517

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Some day jesus will appear in the sky...
Debate Religion doomsday armageddon debate (10) , Religion (396) , doomsday (2) , armageddon (9)

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Lolusername69: stupid christians make chrisitians look stupider than the stupid christians.1306434023905
Froggy Wentacourtn: EXCELLENT !1306434175479
savyp: They all want to go to heaven but they dont want to die... despite how much we want them to die1310147641835
Canit: HURRAH FOR THIS POST!1310148331137
Anonymous: another fail1312928785723
Ipissyouoff: Idiot!! It will happen on 12/12/2012 at 12:12.121312929281441
Quantum69: Lulz no comment necessary!1315269037177
Raven's Wing: Macho Man Randy Savage elbow dropped God and put him on the injured roster until 21 Dec 2012. He might be back on 12 Oct 2012 in a Tagteam match with God & Jesus vs Macho Man Randy Savage & Andre the Giant. I believe Owen Hart is the special Guest Referee for that match.1315293396171
sumdumfukr: origional failboat.1315423448992
Piratebob: ****RELIGION*****1315438058328
froggywentacortn: STILL EXCELLENT !1315438149201
Banshee5: can't wait fro 20/12/2012 ... massive disappointment on the people's faces who claim the world will be coming to an end1315438256458
#62: He's a demon i bet1315522751248
DarbyCrash: AMERICAAA...1316949693208

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In God we trust * Charles Darwin
Usa britain religion darwin england god difference usa (442) , britain (4) , religion (396) , darwin (6) , england (39) , god (79) , difference (142)

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roflmobile: you cant expect every american to understand what the hell you are saying, i mean, their idiots....1241999567276
Anonymous: Sounds like someone is jealous of America....I'm sure it sucks to live in a third world country.1242013210525
Anonymous: lol....sounds like some yank doens't understand it when someone is making fun of them!!1242015519598
Anonymous: oohhh yeah, so jealous of america..I want to live where I can be fat, dumb and get shot at during the many random shootings that occur...oh yes please...LOL1242018872380
Anonymous: this is a bit silly as no american would know who charles darwin was and what he did. That would require an education.1242019051758
Anonymous: america trusts an entity made up by humans? Fuck, no wonder they are so screwed up.1242019639903
Anonymous: at least the USA has separation of church and state.1242379826900
Anonymous: 1242379826900...as opposed to? You need to take a closer look at your own country, or get an education...1242384281822
Anonymous: 1242379826900 thats because each state are relations1242419425563
Anonymous: 1242019639903: 95% off the world trusts in an entity made-up by humans--they're all screwed up.1242425203496
Anonymous: wow,wow,wow, I'm sure there're atheists in US too, aren't there? And great britain adopted Anglican as their state religion too, ain't them?(well it's england but that not too far off), anyway, peace guys1242549616270
Anonymous: yawn....1242557708969
Anonymous: My athiest friend changes all of his money to read - IN GOO WE RUST1246409230721
Anonymous: the pink humming bird is fail though1246688237372

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FOR SALE: Christmas Trees - $45 - FOR CHRISTIANS ONLY!
Xmas tree religion xmas (54) , tree (123) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: lol, no comment1243391356862
Anonymous: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you... unless they're not Christians." - Luke 6:311243393635102
Anonymous: Ah, I have found somewhere to get some christians for my lions....perfect....1243394195694
Anonymous: $45 for Christians , $20-30 for Jews, based on their bargaining skills1243409245944
Anonymous: The trees are a left over from a pagan festival.1243416690817
Feuchst: lol still NO comment1247487996862
Anonymous: no way $30 for jews. the have like 0 charisma stat.1247674765955
Anonymous: jews are selling those trees1247806786470
Anonymous: Despite the fact its based on pagan celebrations...yup1263694866408
Panchira: Yuletide, 20th~24th December1263749064466
DrZoidberg: Damn. No Atheismo Banquet for the kids this year. Fucking fascists.1263755966695
Muchert: nice form of racism1263756022310
Anonymous: Fine then...we thieving atheists will just jump the fence tonight and take one for free, dick!1273867937949
CerealKiller: yeah because I can totally see a Jew buying a Christmas tree1273886862850

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Pope vatican mass crowd photo religion
Pope vatican mass crowd photo religion pope (50) , vatican (5) , mass (18) , crowd (90) , photo (1834) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: LOL The Catholic Church I say Off with that faggots head What do you think /b/? I love JB but that popes a douche1270427979795
Hughbie: What a dumbarse this pope is...."idle gossip"....he's most prob been at it himeself...1270527357718
Anonymous: crowd surfing1270534417513
bshaun2: wow, look at all those NAMBLA supporters1270551634420
Anonymous: we really do have people everywhere1274976339529
Dutchy: They're probably all waiting for the old fuck to drop the golden cross1274978469791
Anonymous: Hide and seek fail1276695265365
KIRA: More or less it's like a KISS gig...1276724863500
Anonymous: why has no one killed him?1276724938687
KIRA: Nice question...1276725384516
AlienNation: Because he's a god incarnated1276726936462
Moongrim: Hey Pope! XYZ!!! LOL!1276731997666
Anonymous: FUCK OFF! GO ON! PISSS OFF YA LEMMINGS!!!1277463241608
Anonymous: HEY YOU KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN!1277464022637

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Jesus religion helicopter
Jesus religion helicopter jesus (225) , religion (396) , helicopter (23)

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Anonymous: shit happens...1299524581871
MrPerspective: I know I shouldn't, but I LOL'd!1303621096973
Aganonymous: lol wtf1303628991246
MrSandyNigger: Lol die motherfucker.1303629192962
Anon: that's the problem, he was already dead..... fucking jewish zombies1303634535810
Banshee5: ha!1303634545123
crazyassmofo: ^all the above anti-christ assholes are going to burn in hell1303638835193
tnn2: it's chopped... ^go and suck popes dick1303641679433
veranet: ROFLcopter!!1303669035993
Banshee5: ^^genius!1303683312343

MrPerspective
Good one, tnn2... either that, or the most AWSM typo evar! ;-)
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Weldox: This is also why they don't have ejector seats in helicopters.1314721368569
Everdark: blows chunks1317284377713
BnSneky: hahahahaha, what a dumb-ass1317291195872

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Thanksgiving at my house is always so awkward because my mother's side of the family is Jewish and my father's side of the family is Lego
Family holiday religion family (205) , holiday (7) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: LOL!!!!!1282613130917
Anonymouse: at least Lego is useful1282671447533
Anonymous: fucking blockheads...1283525820104
ho ho holoclaus: so.. kill this whole fucked up family1283771032712
Flarp: ....awkward1284262718368
chrud: shouldn't at least some of these folks be mulato-lego?1284313669718
Anonymous: the lego pope showed up1286011045178
Rorix: Ahahahahahah1287097884635
Anonymous: google Ronald Gene Simmons1293181363532
Anonymous: ho ho ho1298558740944
djh123: win1312460621922
liplocker_code3: The Lego is on the left, right?1418162756486
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THE ENDLESS FIGHT
Christianity atheism religion vs christianity (5) , atheism (17) , religion (396) , vs (105)

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YuLiekPicturz: Great collection =)1299421585749
Anonymous: death is the only solution for all of us1299421800788
sparkoflife: christianfags=UBERfail...Athiests=+9000 to the exponent of 90001299422437657
whatisthisshit: They're just afraid of dying, fuck'em!1299433652210
Westin: I believe god is actually an alien race that put us on this planet after they killed the dinosaurs to test their skills at creating intelligent life.1299447129732
Anonymous: ultimate pwnage1304296049927
Anonymous: I believe in god but I always thought these were funny especially the cosmic zombie one.1304296627979
Anonymous: Muslims! You're next!1304302698209
Tommeee: someone is trolling can you see who lol and its all good that i agree with it1304393600599
Anonymous: i agree Westin.1304398046747
Anonymous: God: if you don't do as I say you will be tortured throughout eternity. me: doesn't that make you just like a terrorist?1304398085112
Anonymous: @9732 Epic fail on the alien's part..1304446538645
Anonymous: this is awesome1305186718758
Glennocide@wrk: ATHIESTS! TO VICTORY :2324:1305193351995

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Cross hood march religion christian jesus
Cross hood march religion christian jesus cross (31) , hood (6) , march (9) , religion (396) , christian (50) , jesus (225)

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Tres: Losers1308924191985
Furore23: *donk*1308925235472
MrPerspective: Hooded niggas stole mah crosses.1308963514107
Anonymous: RIP Monty Python1308993880862
Anonymous: where the black women at?1309059007853
AZO: *bring ouut your dead*1309084554979
MrPerspective: Well, could be worse. It could be raining.1309226187238
Anonymous: cross country team practice1309229343342
MrPerspective: ^ LOL1309233368454
MrPerspective: I think this is the niggers' answer to KKK : black hoods, non-burning crosses, daylight gatherings... doing everything in opposite. Later, instead of killing some crackers, they're going to sex them tenderly.1309512381758
Twinchlian: Try to look at it as exercise with a strong spiritual component and then suddenly it's not that stupid anymore. These are fortified strong men and when the moslemfags start to act up their God will command them to smite the god damned infidels!!!1309526604891
Twinchlian: I once walked 1300 clicks in penance for being an asshole. Never mind all the amazing gifts that trip gave me - my strength at the end of it was unequaled by any mere 'civilian'. It still is.1309526863239
Lickathesplit: ^When you're talking to yourself, you sure like an intelligent converstation, but i'm guessing the same medical conditions from those characters in the bible applied to you ; Dehydration, Sunstroke, Hallucination combined with Isolation would make a guy talk like you and believe it !!1309531569961
froggywentacortn: Religion the leading cause of making stupid ventures seam like great Ideas ! "let fly a plane into a building to prove our love of our God is the correct one " ect.....1309540208580

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I am a little shocked. She says she is a Christian, but the Bible doesn't say anything about dinosaurs.
Religion bible dinosaur religion (396) , bible (44) , dinosaur (57)

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Anonymous
I don't mean to cause you further alarm Muriel, but your daughters may be attracted to them also.
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Anonymous: I start to believe that the Bible is one of Satan's most powerful tools ...1313313514275
Anonymous: Oh boy that woman is a fucking retard. It scares me to think delusional people like that are walking among us. Makes me want to move to a cave in the middle of the Mojave.1313314229379
Limerick: Trololol.1313314349839
benton007: ^^^religon is Satans most powerfulk tool, and it is full of tools1313316534794
Greeft: The reciprocating hacksaw is my favourite work of Satan, or big Stan as he lets me call him.1313316760260
MrPerspective: Meanwhile, arab muslims are starting to believe in revolution.1313371466829
anonymule: holy shit. Light bulbs aren't in the bible either, but they sure as shit help us see in the dark.....fuck sake.1313373562293
savyp: Religious people are fucking idiots. They will never learn to think for themselves1313385701173
Anonymous: It's almost as bad a an internet meme1313385835677
Anonymous: zooooooooooomg I canr even describe the magnitude of this facepalm1313449065397
pocket: 1313464048576
anonymule: ^ lol...typical christian1313466029121
roadpirate: Do yourself a big favor and just kill yourself, lady. problem solved.1316038483955

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GOD PUT FOSSILS IN THE GROUND - TO TEST OUR FAITH
God faith religion pigeon fossils god (79) , faith (7) , religion (396) , pigeon (25) , fossils (1)

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Anonymous: Or just to fuck with you.1283169802768
Moongrim: he can test faith by showing ups1283170146261
asp: he put them there a few hundred million years ago1283170475751
Greeft: Why would god show us his uninterruptible power supply or the united parcel service Moongrim?1283177932462
Limerick: He obviously didn't finish his sentence. He meant to say "by showing ups what anthrax looks like."1283291328877
GOD: I'm a prankster GOD!!!1284007190989
Jesus: My dad always makes stupid jokes like that. You know, famine, wars, Jews, and France.1284007401477
Allah: Asshole put flaming dog shit on my porch.1284007475626
Anonymous: We should put God in the ground and test his.1284181478316
Anonymous: god put you here to test my faith dude1284182997915
Anonymous: With the currently incomplete fossil record that modern science has to show for itself. It should greatly test an evolutionists faith.1284195878503
Flarp: Complete bullshit. God exists, and is just as much the prankster as anyone on c4c. Besides, fossils are tasty. Wht are you btiching about?1284205850896
God: ^Sure I exist. Why don't you go light yourself on fire so you can make your way to me even quicker my child.1284482552155
Anonymous: Because thats a Sin1284482626121

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Atheist apocalypse armageddon horse religion comic
Atheist apocalypse armageddon horse religion comic atheist (50) , apocalypse (7) , armageddon (9) , horse (151) , religion (396) , comic (463)

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fiveby5: ...the good works done in the name of all-powerful Atheismo! bow to his horsemen, especially Progress, who looks like Santa!1324855717504
Anonymous: too many words...1324855773784
Greeft: I like the way the science horseman looks like Richard Dawkins.1324856060756
Bunglicker: Christopher Hitchens is dead. We need someone to replace him. PZ Myers perhaps? Nah, Victor Stenger, yeah Stenger.1333428209168
Nikolas: Okay, I'm an Atheist and I would love a world without religion, but... seriously? Does anyone seriously believe religion is the only the responsible for wars and racism?1334214032456
Bunglicker: No, not the only thing responsible, but religion thrives on ignorance, poverty, tribalism, superstition and most of all, in my opinion, Fear of Death. Religion ties all these things into a neat package. It may not have started all the wars in history but it's always there contributing to the carnage in some way. Oh, one last thing, many, many wars in history HAVE been started by religion.1334215143210
gookheadcrusher: late at night the atheist thinks of God1353780588616
liplocker_code3: ^Not everybody is as gullible as you.1415386388912
Queefly: Hippy talk and nigger-lovin' bullshit.1415394024158
Anonymous: ^but at least not religous nonsense bullshit.1415401478261
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Religion conventional logic religious
Religion conventional logic religious religion (396) , conventional logic (1) , religious logic (1)

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fappa-choppa: relegion isn't somethink you can hold and show people.....1241622770220
Anonymous: Correct. As opposed to... fossils, dino skeletons, images from space (Earth is NOT flat), you can take an airplane and see no god sitting on any of the clouds, etc.1241628432524
Anonymous: I do have a believe but thats is so damn true1241657016591
Anonymous: religion is a man made "thing" ...and in the case of the vatican, its a big business...makes me laugh, there is no logic to their argument...they haven't even explained dinosaurs, or aboriginals (80 odd THOUSAND years they've been around....1241662407749
Anonymous: baseball is gay1241711717191
Anonymous: Blasphemer!!1241712704442
Anonymous: arghh..you can insult a man about anything but his beloved sport!! GTFO...1241732476217
666: I can hold and show my dick. Do I qualify to be god then?1241734580341
Anonymous: Shhh... the earth is only 500 years old! I know because a stranger in Missouri told me that once.1241793919290
Anonymous: sport? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha1241795250792
Moffles: retard. im catholic but ill play devils advocate and fight on the side of atheism against stupid christains, but dude... you failed on your logic on this one1257481658461
Anonymous: The Bible never called the Earth flat, that was a Dark Ages-era bullshit. The Bible refers to "the circle of the earth". ^^ That wisdom was temporarily lost doesn't mean it never existed beforehand.1267508712912
Warg: Sadly, this is true.1270785196131
Anonymous: ATHEIST SELF PROMOTION ADVERTISEMENT.1270800771571

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You're welcome.
Robot religion heaven robot (56) , religion (396) , heaven (14)

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Anonymous: well done!1254268742973
Grave: haha! excellent!1254271475763
TASTYbacon: lol'd a little bit , then stopped and put my paNTS over my face........1254271799662
Hughbie: Brilliant...I've always hated those fuckers annoying the shit out of everyone...1254279636329
cracker_killer: ^what he said^1254281134848
Boreece: ^^ seconded1254858299250
DutchGuy: ^^^ thirded1254858679396
redrocco: rofl1254859070588
Anonymous: religious robot is thankful1260642775285
Anonymous: yiff in hell christrobots1260688864901
largo121: stick to your day, as a cartoonist you suck1260713141686
Hughbie: ^yiff in hell.....your condenmnation is unfounded....1260725118480
Anonymous: ^Yiff in your sister1260727923857
Anonymous: let's do the same to the rest of them! ^ ^1262635867612

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Contradictions in the Bible
Bible analysis info contradiction religion fail bible (44) , analysis (2) , info (382) , contradiction (1) , religion (396) , fail (639)

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Tres: thank god for reason????1311731130724
darkstan: Wow, when you put it like that it seems clear that the bible was not only written by humans, but by humans in the fifth grade.1311733364115
Lickathesplit: tl;dr, i believe you at your word...1311767281433
Courtneydabitch: Well, maybe all of you stupid atheists need to stop overanalyzing everything. You're gonna shit ur pants when you die and come face to face with God.1312780868440
cybersinner: ^Not really. I bet this fucking shit even confuses him.1312781275751
Courtneydabitch: ^I don't think so.1312781655443
Anonymous: religion was created for people to have hope and to help people from doing right instead of wrong with fake consequences (hell)1312805333178
MasterM: God's a fucking pussy.1312805563402
Anonymous: jesus sucks cock1312810574247
djh123: sorry that all of you are mislead ^^^^^^^^^^ i hope one day you'll see Truth :D1312861541664
mischievious: ^ djh i am dissapoint1318138188205
skypilot: jesus saves bottles and cans1318193438995
Anonymous: religion is based on superstition, ritualism and mysticism and a lack of knowledge.1318202660610
Epic Win: Wheeew, thanks for clearing those up for me!1318215793792

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Bunny religion
Bunny religion bunny (73) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: ALL GLORY TO THE PIPERABBIT1247433026205
Oa: LOL!1247937998186
Anonymous: Far more likely than any of theparanoid belief systems posing as religions in this enlightened age, heh!1253031211908
Red TP: i smoke um peace pipe with great rabbit god1253038832512
jackfrosty: Pipetokinrabbit seems memer that flying spaghetti monster! All hail new sarcastic diety!!1253067372140
Warg: That may very well be true.1270787298910
Anonymous: Get off the drugs fuckhead1270828362895
fingerofdoom: Blasphemy.1279454651858
Anonymous: let's all worship him and fuck like rabbits all over the world!1279471268963
Toxified: So true.. pass the pipe biotch!1279509778818
anon: all hail1283724542815
speh: well duh!1283725432848
Anonymous: FSM WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH BLASPHEMIES!!!!!!1283793142445
Quasimodo: heresy!1337086787774

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ATHEISTS - if God isn't real then how does the Sun keep orbiting the Earth?
FAIL. religion troll question FAIL. (1) , religion (396) , troll (237) , question (218)

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chemicalmix: invalid.1271616820243
killzMinuz9: its all done with magnets1271617409539
Anonymous: Better question is how did everything get here in the first place... Someone or something had to create the "big bang"...1271622633938
Pyro: Its magic bitches I aint got to explain shit1271623578634
Anonymous: 3938: And if so, where did that someone or something come from? You can't fins a true beginning if it requires someone or something to be present before the beginning. So you might as well give up trying to imagine an explanation as any explanation will be limited to your knowledge and imagination. Meanwhile you are here and naked chicks solves most problems. Enjoy.1271627286162
killzMinuz9: its the chicken, the chicken did it with magnetic eggs1271630468306
zbloh: the sun keeps orbitting thanks to the huge fapping we do1271634425961
spoooks1: It is all down to a fucking big firework.1271634796824
Beatlemad: The Earth orbits the Sun, Dumb Ass1271637256330
SickNote: ^ Really?1271637306566
Stalker: Not sure they understand the gravity of this issue.1271660406217
Your Mom: Someone didnt pay attention to their male science teachers words instead of looking at his dick, Anon im ashamed of you and therefor i disown you.1271661401404
the7rafe7: LOLOLOLOLOLOL1271664374857
Anonymous: i always wondered how the sun orbited the earth, i mean jeez who sprinkles the points of light in the sky every night...1271721143944

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You Say - God Says - Bible Verse
God chart religion God (79) , chart (154) , religion (396)

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Arschloch33: What a spoiler that is…1333475075805
Arse not Ass: there's so much more that could be added on to this with Leviticus alone.1343657031731
Hughbie: So running around yelling allah akbar and beheading fair skinned folk is ok then?1343669247142
Anonymous: Dear Santa, dear Easter Bunny, dear God.1343672691194
ethelred: God says you can kill all your enemies, women and children, but keep the young virgins and fuck the arse off them Moses somewhere, you look it up.1343738847917
Greeft: You say goodbye, God says Hello. ==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyuJlrQRRlk1343776291397
Anonymous: i says no1343801875141
Canucklehead: What?? Santa's not part of this list,,,,, no,,, no ,,,,NO~!!!!!!!!!!!!1343827911184
The real God: Who said I was perfect? I never said that in my autobiography "The Bible". Smote the bastards, and hey! If your son get's in the way! Crusify him! i did, and I feel a whole lot better, I can tell you!1343855740311
Zd92655: Read it again. From cover to cover. Wait. Learn Greek Hebrew and Aramaic first so you get the true gist. Then reply. Ps. I am still working on this myself.1343923128626
The Original Spoon: Are 'gagged' rape victims exempt?1344015943844
Anonymous: This sounds like Koran shit!1344047507103
Anonymous: Small minded simpletons controlled by fear......religion...lol...1352886837483

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Angel horse river evolution religion death life art
Angel horse river evolution religion death life art angel (24) , horse (151) , river (47) , evolution (36) , religion (396) , death (91) , life (63) , art (1149)

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Warg: Oh, come on! Post the unshopped version!1274948435922
Furore23: I calls it like I sees it!1274970646466
Anonymous: I lol'd when I saw it1276712534161
the7rafe7: reicarnation and evolution1276965189801
Brat Pfandl: thats waht hippies actually believe1277224660467
Anonymous: i lold my cock str81279799571929
Anonymous: how do they call it?1308070163692
vengance: wut up wid da guy wearin' a sleeping bag?1308088022787
Lickathesplit: Nope, i don't see anon, must be shopped or simply trap1308088357366
Anonymous: Hahahahaha winner1308121753126
gookheadcrusher: instead of some nice boobs we get a fucking haji1361939008363
liplocker_code3: Relitards.1414342560678
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Liberals on Religion
Religion god liberal opinion religion (396) , god (79) , liberal (8) , opinion (21)

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Anonymous: alot less car accidents in the middle east obviously1299882647841
Antiphon: What you just wrote....1300025619118
Greeft: Correct, roadside IED's have blown up most of the cars.1300025925888
Anonymous: All religions suck.1300419315542
Anonymous: Monothiesm = biggest assholes in history. (Nazi's = christians where the fuck is your god now)1302130250675
Anonymous: #31831302130299344
Anonymous: religion is dangerous, regardless of what you call it...1302130841713
Anonymous: Umm no. Nazi's were darwinist that hated the very idea of a God. They thought that they were in total control and could create a "superior race" through "selective breeding" and and extermination of the "inferior race". But...most people today are miseducated dumbfucks that were taught by ignorant bigots so it's not surprising.1304654266163
Anonymous: no all religion is stupid mindless zombies sucking jesus cawk1304714883806
Korzo: Hitler was a Catholic, often speaking of Christian German culture and an Aryan Christ and related atheism to communism. In Mein Kampf he says the Aryans were created by God, which was the basis for his "master race" obsessions... so it would appear that anon6163 is one of those miseducated dumbfucks.1305180205680
Anonymous: fuck the system anarchist communism whithout racism1305717385945
handbannana: Hitler believed in Odinism1306551083654
Anonymous: all religions are comfort-food for the idiots and pussies of the world1306570531513
MegaBite: ^^ agree 10000000000000% with anon, thanks my brother atheist1306570579952

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Prayer: How to do nothing and still think you're helping
Religion prayer help religion (396) , prayer (6) , help (19)

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Sinonymous: hahahaha.... fuckin farney1250601638481
bella: Just ask anyone in New Orleans1250723559449
Anonymous: Simple facts about religion are still always entertaining somehow.1250896627640
Anonymous: and beleiving in Obama isn't nuts?1264558847847
Anonymous: HA! Nice!1267070988678
crackerkiller5: i lol'd1267073700260
Anonymous: religion. such an easy target, LOL1267073799294
Hughbie: ^and funny as all fucking hell!!1267077375825
Anonymous: FTW1267088458364
Anonymous: its selfexorcism basically or maybe focussing on good memories (but watching a good movie might also help)1322845819425
Anonymous: hahahaha1322849101804
Furore23: It's the old-timey version of the internet petition.1322855113339
An mouse: ... have only one thing to say.... I D I O T S ! ! ! ! !1403634183517
Anonymous: ...and whatever IT is, it's over 9,000!! It's eleventy billion raised to the nth potato1403638235337

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"LET THERE BE LIGHT" - GOD SAID TO HIMSELF LIKE A WEIRDO
Religion god light weird religion (396) , god (79) , light (38) , weird (12)

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m4k3k3: touche1331423047420
uriar: he didn't say to himself you retards, he said it to the univers. and what do you know? TADA! there was light!!!1335120597199
Anonymous: uuu we have a smart faggot upstairs1338740825628
Anonymous: god got noone talkt o, haha what a fuckin gloser1338741140721
Arse not Ass: ^^^ How did he say it to the universe before he created it?1343740701749
Irishperson: How did he know to call it light if it didn't exist yet?1343756215355
Greeft: LIT1343775743603
Stalker: Puny human translation, what he actually said sounded more like a big bang.1359584124760
Anonymous: did it define the quality of light (visible spectrums, heat, speed, containers) before activating it? or was it more written in some kind of script language where the rest is left to the interpreting engine?1370487123207
Anonymous: God hates you, whitey. Kill yourself.1370487627828
Anonymous: just like Goku before launching a kamehameha1370491020861
Anonymous: "Let there be Bud Lite, Pepsi Lite, a night light, proper outdoor lighting, a lite feeling in the head, a light supper, much delight, etc., etc."1370518572507
Anonymous: LET THERE BE ROCK!1380996636522
Anonymous: let there be time and movement next to space, hopefully it doesnt overheat too much1380996774307

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Atheism fanboys - Seriously, you're impressing noone
4chan religion atheism 4chan (628) , religion (396) , atheism (17)

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Furore23: Wat lol.1274031810873
iprobablyhateyou: I TYPE IN CAPSLOCKS BECAUSE I HATE PEOPLE WHO EXPRESS OPINIONS AND IM TOO FULL OF MYSELF TO REALIZE THAT IM ACTUALLY A FAGGOT1274040820627
Anonymous: "atheists are all 14 year old basementdwellers [...] No, I don't believe in god" Underage b&1276947983810
Atheist: Atheists rock.1276948080392
Anonymous: atheists fail at life lol!1278364915448
Anonymous: is that your chuch's propaganda? my son just realized he could think by himself, what should i do? call the exorcist! if it doesn't work kill him with fire!1278554574737
Anonymous: Sorry if I offend, but look at the religious beliefs of the smartest people in the world... Take Stephen Hawking for example, Athiest. I'm pretty sure there is more to thier personal beliefs than being basement dwelling friendless fat kids who hate themselves. I have my own beliefs and don't try to impress them on others. This reminds me too much of Christianity, believe or die! rofl1278557793126
Anonymous: Some of the old testament stuff sounds like myths, but it is stupid to look at the world and think that we are the top of the chain. There are levels higher than humans and different dimensions.1278559239376
the7rafe7: god not real?1278574687789
the7rafe7: LOL1278574696638
fingerofdoom: yeah atheism isnt cool. or doesnt make you cool or look cool or sound cool or anything.1278576290684
Anonymous: Okay. I'm atheist, and this is bullshit. just like I don't go around doing.. well whatever that picture was, neither does the church. It's just what you believe, get over it.1278605146212
Grave: ^I believe you are gay1278605679656
Anonymous: Athiest are stupid. Religious people are stupid. Genocide for the Human Race 2012. Vote for me!1278605846824

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IF GOD LOVES ME WHY CAN'T I GET MY LOCKER OPEN?
Religion school lorraine peterson book title religion (396) , school (160) , lorraine peterson (1) , book (59) , title (6)

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Greeft: Because if you are stupid enough to believe in imaginary beings, locker technology would be on a par with rocket science and brain surgery to you.1339915655141
oooEYEooo: ..."because your a midget porn star with no fingers"...1340219928804

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Israel jew religion logic yahoo
Israel jew religion logic yahoo israel (74) , jew (189) , religion (396) , logic (17) , yahoo (40)

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kinganonymous: Test vote: Raise/Drop Rated.1275477815583
iprobablyhateyou: come on C... nigga you crazy.. God obviously doesn't keep niggers on the same level as everyone else1275485400669
Anonymous: What grinds my gears #1: the person posting that means it. #2: the number of upvotes it got. WTF1277326065589
Anonymous: And what did Dr House say about religious people?1277388983355
Anonymous: /snore1277404114574
Anonymous: God promised Manhatten Island to me in a dream last night. Could everyone please leave my Promised Land as soon as possible?1278149074581
Jehova: I declare Anon the king of the Internets. It will be his promised land until Rule #34 is proven false and I'll sure this never happens. Sincerely Jehova PS: WTF is this bitch talking about. I didn't promise them anything. I didn't write that stupid Book. Warmonging, self-righteous Jews did! These lying pieces of shit.1291726834827
Anonymous: The bible is a very entertaining piece if fiction full of nasty sex stories (Sex with animals, faggot sex, multiple partners, sex with children, plural marriage, burning naked children, etc..) Ancient pornography!1292649631862
BlazinWeed: ^ HAHA FTW!!1292649655175
Aryan mama: All right, it was me. Cowardice kept me anon for a long time. I love you, BlazinWeed.1292654385865
BlazinWeed: I love you too Aryan mama <31292654489540
Anonymous: fat stupid kike loving fugly nigger fucking cunt!1292695100105
daniel1302: ok i lolled HARD1294777632868
Greeft: A dog promised to fetch me the frisbee, so now all frisbees r belong to us.1294778228406

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Google - An explanation of our search results
Jew religion apology Google jew (189) , religion (396) , apology (3) , Google (87)

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ticklethis: jewieness1304016688442
EvoStar: You don't have to explain shit Google, we search for nigger all the time and get the results we are looking for.1304022392184
downsouth husla: this should be man vs. women not white versus black. that is stupid1304022742393
Captngeetch: Idiot...should have seached Heeb instead1304038914384
Tattoos: Jewy Jewerdson1304039005207
greyhoundpaul: haha. 6th result on the first page when you type "jew"1304071558637
MrPerspective: Google the word "Google" : you have just divided by zero!1307156103563
Anonymous: Borat - Throw the Jew Down the Well!!1307205554124
MrPerspective: ^ In Popular Republik of Kazakhstan, we throw the well down the Jew.1307246591400
Anonymous: borat is a jew1307246753178
MrPerspective: Roses are read, violets are blew, Osama is dead, and Borat is a Jew.1307250117422
Anonymous: haha, more censorship, don't let people express their disgust. pathetic shit1323390979704
Anonymous: what ? Google is no responsible for the content it finds? of course not, it's just a finder1323395915361
Anonymous: So how come every time I type in 'Obama' I get a picture of a Black Cunt!1323401199333

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WANTED - For the production and distribution of illegal plants
Weed poster religion god drugs wanted weed (324) , poster (15) , religion (396) , god (79) , drugs (142) , wanted (4)

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RKB: hehehe tats funny1340504372781
Khalthar: How they gonna serve THAT warrant?1340504906437
Itzcuintle: Hahaha, epically funny. Bump!1340927733618
oooEYEooo: ..."the dyslexic believe it comes from Dog"...1341035475316
Quantum69: ^^^ Hand the papers over to the Westboro Baptist Church, they'll forward it to God/Jeebus/Gabriel/whoever...1410893826386
liplocker_code3: You spelled 'good' wrong.1411314761262
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The wealthiest Evangellical Christian in the world has donated almost nothing in his entire career, and utilizes slave labor in a diamond mine in Africa. - Pat Robertson is A cruel heartless man.
Religion atheist bill gates god religion (396) , atheist (50) , bill gates (19) , god (79)

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Tres: afl... abso- -lutely1311731027453
Anonymous: ok i hate gates business but at least he isn't a derpaderp1311841946894
Anonymous: don't believe any of these stories, the rich save taxmoney with donation/help-fonds Tricks !1311848367211
Anonymous: Religious people suck.1312433041567
NorwayJunkie: So fucking typical self righteous christian homos1312483167535
Grave: who gives a fucking cuntsuck? srsly, would you donate? I sure won't.1312483822578
Lickathesplit: Well, to be honost, i do give a fuck about sucking cunt, and no, imagining the highly improbable case of me being a billionair gets me as far as : I would use a considderable part of my wealth on the development of devices that safe energy and help mankind and also improves the recovery speed of the planet.1312484682279
Lickathesplit: * honest *1312484711242
Anonymous: I donate, far more than the asshat religious wackos.1317043307261
Anonymous: That's Republicans for ya.1318294236985
Trolololols: First, robertson is a POS and needs to fry. Second, those charities these two billionaires give to are consolidated in their own foundations. Tax exempt pr bullshit. We are the 99%ers! Don't buy into the billionaires' scam!1318412147251
BrainlessM´baata: If they give money to Afreakan megabreeding niggers, USA gets even poorer... Robertson is a patriot.1323227859824
WillyNilly: My Dad taught Me that behind every GREAT FORTUNE is a GREAT CRIME. He has been proven right an annoyingly huge number of times.1323726599865
insidejob: Warren Buffett Suspected 9-11 Criminal Coconspirator. Bill gates funds massive eugenics vaccination program in africa. both total worthless scum.1323732783334

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YOU NEED JESUS
Religion jesus thread religion (396) , jesus (225) , thread (1018)

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Anonymous: No, you do.1282398276120
PIratebob: ......Ha1282398725101
Moongrim: Like I need a hole in my head1282413428256
RedLight: for what?1282420161252
dn: Jesus is just a jewish fairytale... noone needs a religion in which you are begging for mercy all the time.1282421328287
sickfuck88: nah...the jews new he was a fraud1282423056342
iprobablyhateyou: i do need jesus... that mexican shorted my last bag1282423162677
WhiteShark: Troll1282444568982
Nickeh43: Yeah I do. Jeeeeesuuus! Can you come top my drink off please?1282444845381
AlienNation: Yes I do. I need lawn mowed1282445325861
Anonymous: FUCK YOU1282445376511
Raptor Jesus: Yeah I need him to GTFO or stupid ppl minds1282461225725
BLOODTHIRSTYCANNIBAL: Ok, so where do I buy, and for how much?1282495088906
dodgeboy: i need him to turn my lawn into pot1282506909394

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The God Debate - As an atheist do you think something must be measurably to be real?
Religion troll religion (396) , troll (237)

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pikel: Rotten logic, bad reasoning.1270075750826
Hughbie: spelling fail already makes it a fail argument...let alone the additional fail....it's "measurable" for the peanut who wrote this...1270077109939
Anonymous: ^ +11270507942391
Anonymous: Yes i see it naw the holy shit will desend and smight you all!1270519898697
Lizard: ^ another brilliant speller1270525115110
Warg: Even if the Judaeo-Christian God is real, is he deserving of worship simply because he will destroy us otherwise? Should loyalty be based on fear or love? If fear, you are a slave. If love, you're doing it wrong.1270535491578
JimmyNormal: chrisians arent progresive thinkers there entire debate is "can ypu prove it doesnt exsist?" Well....evolution pretty much proves it doestn exsist soooo.....proof or gtfo1270540468206
Anonymous: religion is slave training1270561979736
Anonymous: Oh dear, you're not helping. Jesus loves you anyway!1270565423583
Hughbie: ^jesus is dead so he can't love for shit....but you can eat my shit...1270568619688
insurgent: There is no fucking God, idiots!.1270708009237
h83: my spiritual realm is bigger, faster, and more important than your spiritual realm. what now.1270753162871
Warg: The Judaeo-Christian God does exist... but no person with any reason or dignity would worship him...1270779118529
Tommeee: we dont really say you dont look at the evidence its that yo dont have any to show theres a all powerful guy if you shlwed me god then i would say wow so there is1270943107733

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Ask a Christian what they believe will happen to you when you die if you don't believe in or worship their God.
Religion quote question christian religion (396) , quote (122) , question (218) , christian (50)

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Boreece: Or I could just punch them in the face1267387897173
lordroy: that would work too...1267393457408
Anonymous: Or grab them by the ears and piss up their nose. Coz thats hilarious.1270360796624
Anonymous: lets make another crusade against those coward who wrote this SHIT1270386946234
Warg: heheh.... Christians are why modern Western society is so unhealthy.1270447806737
anon: no fucking shit. I find Chrisians offensive.1270748020324
Anonymous: I am Christian I don't think that you'll go to hell well unless you like eat babies or something...1270825432998
Anonymous: 2998, you are not a Christian then. According to your Bible, all of us Athiests(and pretty much non-Christians in general)1272033054394
Anonymous: -are going to hell strictly on the grounds that we dont accept your Jesus. Fucking Christianity motto "Believe in what I do or suffer..."1272033166526
Anonymous: if there's a god then why did s/he/it make all of its followers so stupid, gullible, and obnoxious?1272039838651
socaughtupinyou: 4394, you can't call somebody non-christian or not. that's not your decision to make.1272198539928
Warg: ^I'm a non-Christian. Am I going to Hell?1272265113843
Anonymous: i hear hell is a lot like chan4chan1272304688949
redwhiteblue: you're gonna burn in hellll!!!!1272304778174

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KANSAS CLASSROOMS - I CAN'T TEACH YOU ABOUT SAFE SEX BECAUSE IT MIGHT ENCOURAGE YOU TO BECOME PROMISCUOUS - I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT AIRBAGS DO. THAT INFORMATION WILL MAKE YOU START THINKING IT'S OK TO START CRASHING INTO THINGS. - I'M SORRY CLASS. WE CAN
Future school comic religion science future (46) , school (160) , comic (463) , religion (396) , science (149)

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Anonymous: tru dat1290873834589
AwesomeAnonymous!: ALL WIN!!!1291316919174
Rorix: Lol, so they do nothing at school? Cool!1291734833826
Weed: No, they still have bible studies and PE.1291742509427
Pyro: HA last one wins1291826342624
Lickathesplit: lol, they left out lynching though..1291830523467
Anonymous: I cannot teach about respect and responsibility as it might be viewed as teaching religion and the ACLU might sue us. However, I can teach about anything not good for you.1291831322533
Anonymous: lol tru1303516184539
Anonymous: I belong to the teacher's union so I don't have to teach you anything 'cause I don't know anything. Recess again!1303533964102
Anonymous: pretty accurate1303534358543
Weed: I cannot tell you. It's confidential. Anyway, how's your sex life?1307569113328
Doyousmell: lol I went to a catholic elementary school and we got sex ed and condom lessons in grade 2... not bad...1312384692854
Mr. President: I live in Topeka....pretty much te only thing that's different is no evolution, man..1317776264647
huck1944: pc has just got out hand in everything1383338385542

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Bill Nye Boo'd In Texas For Saying The Moon Reflects The Sun
Light christian religion science Bill Nye light (38) , christian (50) , religion (396) , science (149) , Bill Nye (2)

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Smosh: Whatever. I liked him better when he worked with Doc Brown.1335909858949
Lexicon: So wait, he busted out bible references specifically to point out they are scientifically wrong? That's sort of a dickish move, if he just did it to mock people having religious faith in general.1335924424156
halfmast: fucking texans...1335945714134
Itzcuintle: Yes, dickish. But still funny. Inland americans are...special.1335945818845
Bunglicker: Yeah, he probably shouldn't have used a bible reference in Texas and just talked about the science but, it highlights how willfully ignorant large numbers of Amerians are.1335946344126
Furore23: No, not dickish at all. When discussing true facts, a scientist is SUPPOSED to discuss true facts. A bunch of fundie dunderheads getting butthurt because their butts always begin in the hurt position... that's not anyone's concern but their own. And yet, the religious always want to make their colonexplosions everybody else's problem. Typical.1335956801146
Lexicon: I've lectured chem classes, and never had the need to bring up instances where the bilbe was wrong to get the point across.1335964338905
Kuder: A town called Waco......................figures...............1335990207443
fiveby5: "i'll tell you, mary, i'll lasso that big sun mirror in the heavens and bring it right down to you!" p.s., "god" save those three little children drug away from the science guy's lecture about SCIENCE.1335996944798
Anonymous: @ furore... Poetry man, pure and simple1343251252169
RubberG: Waco, it figures. Home of the Branch Davidians. We all know how special they were.1343260295154
WillieBillBob: Should rename the town "Whacko".1343266394702
halfheat: how retarded they probally still think the earth is flat and that the earth is the center of the universe, when will bible thumpers learn.1343316561301
Holy Troller: welcome to dumbfuckistan1343317329319

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ATHEISM: The arrogant belief that the entire billion-galaxy universe was not created for us.
Religion atheism arrogant universe religion (396) , atheism (17) , arrogant (1) , universe (25)

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Anonymous: lol good irony1242550092480
Anonymous: one for the bible bashers to cry about....1242557573944
Anonymous: funny1242578983445
Anonymous: how does a magical floating omnipresent being help explain it?1242581528196
Anonymous: it just is...no god, no shit...just is.....1242607070816
Artisflack: Actually it's arrogant TO believe it was made for us.1252019671752
DutchGuy: very true. we are sort of like cancer.1252019793155
whitehead: The universe is for NO ONE. I agree, It just "IS".1252020235710
Anonymous: If it wasn't made for man, explain nice tits1252042937873
Hughbie: humans...thinking they know it all...whilst however many gazilion galaxies continue on...though we know it all...well the god fearing ones that is...only those that is...they know it all...'cause they believe some god or person told them to believe it..or believe in something..now was that for a new lawnmower...or leafbllower?1252261772728
Anonymous: belief in God is an explicit acknowledgement that we can't know it all, just what's most important1252266157537
BuggerChan: The belief that the universe was NOT created for us = arrogant? Ever read a dictionary? Oh, you read the bible. Carry on, then.1252299201262
Anonymous: 7537...whats most important? Living free not bound by rules laid down in a story book...religious anally retentive dipshits...go eat a bible.1252300390540
Anonymous: athiests have rules. Rule 1 - you can't believe in God. 2 - You must think you are smarter for it & tell everyone that- lol1252329317840

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HEY ATHEISTS - IF GOD CREATED THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT, THEN WHO CREATED GOD?
Religion question religion (396) , question (218)

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Anonymous: try asking the theists that one.....1278312802193
zombieslovenecros: people created god as a role model1278317386384
Malacath: if god has a plan for our lives then why are we praying for him to give us things or help others if it doesnt matter anyways? :D1278363834426
Anonymous: sorry that was me, my bad.1280874173998
Raptor Jesus: God was created by idiots1280874193970
kinganonymous: then who created God? >> Brain.1280881506455
Anonymous: i did1280885520310
so_what_if___: the big bang created god! now we seek the one who created the big bang! maybe it was the previuos god getting tired of life.1281874274879
Anonymous: ^ Wrong!! Human stupidity created an image of god.........1281874434587
Hank Shanker: "Does semen count as hand sanitizer? Cool! Thanks boss..."1282029050272
Limerick: Atheists say he didn't. OP is troll or dribbling imbecile. Either way, let the thread die.1282031343870
Tommeee: lol god was created by a drunk guy who wanted followers he laughed when he relised how gullable idiots are1282181697653
anon: you did, nit wit1282183598335
Anonymous: OP is a Troll and an Idiot... But to answer the question OP is trying to ask: Science tells us the Big Bang was the begining of SpaceTime -- that is Space AND TIME. That only leaves you with two options -- either the Big Bang was caused by and came from nothing (impossible), or something that exists outside of Space and Time caused it (ie: God). So the fact is God exists. That is totally1282196961987

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Religion: Science vs. Faith
Religion faith science theory religion (396) , faith (7) , science (149) , theory (9)

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Anonymous: LMAO1243210551227
Anonymous: Epic truth1243221990554
Anonymous: Fucking creationists!1260166477925
Warg: Wow... that's uhhh.... kinda true, actually... Although, there non-religious people who don't think and religious people who do.1270786804777
nickeh43: if you're religious then you're not thinking by default. I'm just sayin'.1270813385215
Warg: Wow... you're not very open-minded. Because I have spiritual knowledge of the mystic aspects of the cosmos, I do not think? Fuck you.1270877069775
Anonymous: You go to every religion thread to let people know how 'spiritual' you are. I am all for knowing that there are things out there we can't explain yet, but 'spiritualism' is the kind of shit that says you're not really a brain but a 'spirit'. If you're one of those, please exit the area.1270879753587
the7rafe7: oh man i love these, theyres so true..1270892003158
nickeh43: Not open-minded to faith, nope. Truth, yes. Faith, no.1270904403113
Grave: yup. faith is for fags.1270908489799
Warg: 3587, the brain and the spirit are connected. The soul and the body, in life, are fully dependant on one another.1270931575128
Anonymous: ok, if you dont believe in God, just take 5 grams of psychedelic mushrooms in silent darkness. Not my advice, its Terence McKenna's1273578809512
Anonymous: Warg: Learn to read retard. It says "Science" not "Non-Religious," fucking retard.1273583553506
Warg: ^I'm sorry. It just seems most people, at least on 4chan, regard science and religion as two separate and even OPPOSITE things, when it doesn't necessarily have to be so.1273646673189

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AW FUCK
Boat dinosaur fire noah ark religion fail t-rex boat (53) , dinosaur (57) , fire (255) , noah (4) , ark (4) , religion (396) , fail (639) , t-rex (10)

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Furore23: Damn, no wonder that dinosaur is upset - Captain Picard is about to kick his arse.1275397266441
Anonymous: /\ lol1275694676891
cybersinner: ^^I lol'd.1275695023814
Anonymous: LOL DAMN HATE WHEN THAT HAPPINS1279113862127
Anonymous:   ▲1279479697875
Anonymous: ▲ ▲1279479707789
Anonymous: need sharks in the water, make it an actual hard decsion :P1279509207367
Anonymous: This needs to be made into a T-Shirt.1279761438649
Pyro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Furore23 made me lol irl1279767724769
black hawk: thats y we left all the T rexes1294381905424
Geezus: Not a good idea to let it on the ark.1298847512234
precious: there is no female rex1299019383370
Anonymous: this is the other ark, the one that didnt make it1303881325856
Anonymous: hey it's still part of god's plan1303887852412

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The "Will you be Raptured?" Flowchart
Chart religion fire armageddon chart (154) , religion (396) , fire (255) , armageddon (9)

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Pyro: FUCK1306224702837
Weed: Boomer will live.1306237528495
Ulknudel: Seems we are fucked! Yay!1366529589948
Anonymous: I'm on the highway to h1407342767235
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BAN SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE - IMPREGNATE UNMARRIED VIRGIN
God religion sex virgin god (79) , religion (396) , sex (488) , virgin (23)

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MadNiggerish: stupid god1338578420978
sickfuck88: ^ haha gods a dumbass1338753894649
Smosh: God doesn't like sex. Period.1338755272563
fiveby5: gawd's prolly asexual. he just mitosed a little up in that "virgin" womb1338756972531
Disruptive: ^^only with alter boys1365145825289
jawgamble: like vasectomies if done right: doctor can get semen out, penis wont produce sperm, sperm line cut, penis functional. rest of story would be genetic material and two sex pathways explained by bones not gene research, even if its always some kind of lottery.1374470548596
jawgamble: maybe noone up to this point in time can set sex before a "fruitful" marriage happened. and god seems to be a little bit sexist in choosing kids.1374470666953
Bulbasaur111919: ^way to prove your mastery of the language sir! Bravo!1374488670326
Anonymous: baruch adonai elohenu melech ha olam1374545388390
Stank: I like Jesus.. bitches...1374545469230
Stalker: Baruch atah adonai. Get it right.1374545511554
BubbaAhmed: Jesus is the only bastard Nabi... that we know of1374545700377
Ms,Stank: Doesnt matter i still need my God.. ;p1374545870958
Anonymous: ^ Fuck your god faggot1406608061917

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Atheism: May not seem intuitive, but that's how shit went down.
Religion atheism spacetime singularity chemicals interediaries dinosaurs shit went down religion (396) , atheism (17) , spacetime (1) , singularity (1) , chemicals (1) , interediaries (1) , dinosaurs (1) , shit went down (1)

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Anonymous: yeah! I second that1259410392125
Anonymous: and Atheists think that JUST HAPPENED? :P Gods Meth lab exploded :D1259411776374
Douchebag: If God was real, would he really want a load of people dedicating their life that he gave them to him? Surely he'd/she/it would want you to live it to the full, whatever may interest you. It's all a load of bollocks which was invented to maintain society and law. Well I say FUCK THAT SHIT!1259412820698
Warg: And it was all guided by the Will of the Supreme...1270931425245
Anonymous: Atheism - The understanding that there are no gods. Really, it's that simple.1270932798703
Anonymous: props to second post1271128435256
slikwilly: well then how do you explain Christmas hmmm? Or do you actually think those presents were put under my tree because of a lie? BLASPHEMY!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!1271129096322
Moongrim: Somehow it's supposed to be better to be a descendent of a pile of dirt.1271287467918
Grave: Theism - The belief in magic.1277631473122
Anonymous: Science = Gaia Theory = Mythology = neo-Pagan New Age religion = Tinkerbell Mother Earth God1277632389296
Grave: Science = the computer you are using right now. ^1277632518205
Anonymous: ^ Red Herring1277633479520
slikwilly: ^no Grave is a gay herring1277635380811
slikwilly: nah just kiddin.. I'm a fag.1277641461168

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ATHEISM - Good enough for these idiots.
Atheism religion.lincoln sagan darwin jefferson franklin einstien twain religion lincoln Atheism (17) , religion.lincoln (1) , sagan (3) , darwin (6) , jefferson (3) , franklin (2) , einstien (2) , twain (2) , religion (396) , lincoln (12)

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Anonymous: hey look ! its the douche patrol ! Get a clue you Godless fuckers !1267839812987
Anonymous: ^??? You've no proof the fucker exists. Till you show proof said fucker exists... stfu & gtfo.1267848949385
Creepis: I'm told that my brain is built like theirs. Yet here I am...trolling.1267853691383
Anonymous: Actually, both Abraham Lincoln and Benjamin Franklin were both Masons, and to be one, you can't be an atheist. Do some research, moron.1270708928587
Anonymous: I look at it like this. Why bash? You have your bullshit religions and atheists have their own. Chill the fuck out. You shouldn't dictate others life...1270718285980
Warg: Umm... not all of these guys were Atheists. In fact, unlike most Atheists, they just thought for themselves, because SCIENCE AND RELIGION DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO CONTRADICT EACH OTHER.1270770162758
Samps: I know for a fact that Franklin was a deist, like most of the founding fathers.1270777083849
KarmaPickles: Carl Sagan said he wasn't smart enough to say there wasn't a God. He was Agnostic.1270777913781
Anonymous: WOW THIS IS FUCKING WRONG! Albert even said science is proof of some superior creator1270779394229
Anonymous: The event of pulling the trigger will never happen, going at the speed of light basically means you've stopped time for yourself. The bullet will never leave the gun.1270784746336
Anonymous: ATHEIST SELF PROMOTION ADVERTISEMENT.1270800809494
Anonymous: Agnosticism means you can't *know* whether gods exist or not. Atheism means you simply don't *believe* they do. Knowledge and belief are two very different things, Carl Sagan obviously wasn't smart enough to realize this.1270844461107
Anonymous: Also, Einstein said "I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly." However he wasn't an atheist either, that's true.1270844543634
Anonymous: "I will use the foolish things to comfound the wise" -God1270935916353

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RELIGION IS GARBAGE
Religion islam pope jesus muhammed religion (396) , islam (101) , pope (50) , jesus (225) , muhammed (21)

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Anonymous: Face comparison: Brainwashin' Brian & Jay Leno1283029835994
Anonymous: Forgot to include an Athiest in there.1283031501962
Moongrim: Athiesm ain't a religion bucko.1283031701759
Anonymous: absolute fucking win1283042780372
anonymule: this reminds me of garbagepale kids.....fucking awesome!1283043535819
Anonymous: full pic1283043964895
Anonymous: ^ Epic*1283044011306
anonymous: Where are the Jooz ?1312579420450
Anonymous: I used to collect these in the 80s1312580282570
BnSneky: nice1312580365501
Anonymous: no juice?1312584458837
Anonymous: Yeah, Jooz started this monotheism BS.1312601157379
Anonymous: Jesus is Jew1312610496436
Anonymous: Have you ever thought about adding a little bit more than just your articles? I mean, what you say is valuable and all. But just imagine if you added some great photos or video clips to give your posts more, "pop"! Your content is excellent but with images and videos, this site could definitely be one of the greatest in its niche. Fantastic blog!1402735733396

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Jor-El so loved the world that he sent his only son Kal-El to save our planet. Superman died for you was resurrected and gets his superpowers from the sun. Superman loves you and if you accept him as your personal savior he will rescue you if your car goe
Superman religion jesus bible superman (11) , religion (396) , jesus (225) , bible (44)

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Anonymous: Makes as much sense as Christianity...1281974764742
Furore23: FUCK YEAH SUPERMAN1281975249166
Anonymous: Shit Bull....1281975545126
Comic Book Geek: so does this mean that Marvel Comics is the devil?1281986726865
Jovi: Superman respect.1282201657699
Greeft: No, Lex Luthor is the Devil.1282205756363
Pyro: in supermans name we pray, The hulk1282208180244
Comic Book Geek: OP, when you have a chance check youtube. search: "DC WHO DO YOU TRUST TRAILER HD" worth a gander imo!1282214580781
Furore23: ^ I did, thanks! Rather nice powerfight with some cool moves; plus it's always nice to hear Kevin Conroy reprising his role.1282304979857
Comic Book Geek: ^ another offering, sir. BATMAN: UNDER THE RED HOOD (2010, animation) streaming @ http : //www . wisevid . com/play?v=0A_xuzx9qfg3 once you're there, let it load for 10 minutes and everything should be fine. enjoy! then there's "WOLVERINE VERSUS...." let me know if interested.1282345384170
Furore23: ^ I got B:UTRH coming, and the Wolvie thing... although I hear bad things about both. We'll see. But thanks!1282399777526
Token: I actually liked Under the Red Hood and Wolverine Versus for what they were...1282400020350
Comic Book Geek: Furore23: You're welcome! Would like to know your opinion about both "movies." :) Token: Did the level of violence in B:UTRH surprise you? RE: WOLVERINE VS, Gotta love Deadpool (such an asshole)!1282427508465
AmusingMuse: No superhero is greater than Ghost Rider. The hulk is unstoppable and would have been beaten in the World War Hulk series had Ghost Rider's human side not show though.1282453361854

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CHRISTIANS: It's ok as long as you "believe"
Religion christianity religion (396) , christianity (5)

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Anonymous: I have no smarass comment that's as funny as this.1259354877455
Anonymous: thats true about lots of christians1259359440940
Redrocco: ^especially #11259359605695
peachasgotit: hmm. more ammo for the weapons in my atheist crusade :}1259502518426
TheHitman: yeah their are entirely too many ignorant people, christians need to do a better job at defending their beliefs1259518846894
Anonymous: Would you spend your time arguing with a retarded person? No? That is what you do when you argue with a religious person. It has been proven that the level of belief is inversely proportional to their I.Q.1259525088372

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Anonymous: No fuck head its true about all christians and muslims, ect1274238418950
FuckChinkies: PWNED!1278701287865
Grave: so true!1278702270352
defeat: Win.1284490305901
darkstan: An amazing list, but sadly, it may be wasted on actual Christians. Still, nice work.1284491334838
Flarp: I would make a bad mainstream Christian. I simply can't suppress the *GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK* detector portion of my brain.1284503502482
darkstan: ^The first (and last) time I went to church, that entire circuit turned to slag.1284567314983

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"ALL THINKING MEN ARE ATHEISTS" - Ernest Hemingway
Religion history science quote atheist religion (396) , history (112) , science (149) , quote (122) , atheist (50)

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MrPerspective: Fuck, you can't be both intelligent and a bigot, duh!1308792022734
Anonymous: That's bullshit. I think, I'm easy going pretestant :D1308870435665
Lickathesplit: WTF is Galileo doing ITT ? He 's a degenarate godfag, I liked and agree with Edison, pics or it didn't happen1308875263235
Anonymous: susan the original thinking man1308893956321
Anonymous: ^^ So is Darwin1309117000951
Lickathesplit: ^If you can't see that was politics then i can't help you bro.. Go read your bible again..1310950693637
Anonymous: 100% bullshit in this ok. All thinking intelligent folk are deists or christians.1313538307537
Nick4OneLove: This is pure WIN!1313548077841
Anonymous: religion makes people think the world is shit so they treat the world like shit1313577975382
Anonymous: it's arguable whether Darwin and Nietzsche were atheists. Darwin never renounced God and it's argued that Nietzsche simply had a better grasp of divinity.1313636213483
thatguynamed: Susan B Anthony wasnt a dude.1313637706331
halfmast: where the fuck is einstein? oh wait lol he believed i god1313638832317
Anonymous: hawking ftw1313696790194
Anonymous: einstein was a j00 he only believed in gold1313701782423

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