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Attn: Atheists - If Einstein was so smart then why is he dead?
Einstein question religion einstein (12) , question (218) , religion (396)

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Sinonymous: Ah... 'cause he died!1251391615360
Bubble: and Jesus... explain that.. or ask a fucking Jew... lol, Jews... why do you still exist noone likes you...1251393610609
Anonymous: I agree with Bubble, If Jesus was so holy, why is he dead?1251394033404
Sinonymous: I agree with dead holy, if bubble was so jesus, why is he?1251394351802
Bubble: I agree with why is he, jesus was dead Bubble so if...?1251394878372
Sinonymous: if so, why was Bubble dead? I agree with, is he jesus?1251395628593
Bubble: so if Bubble was jesus? i agree with why is he dead1251397608847
Anonymous: Jesus isn't dead, you're just making too much noise to hear him1251419719510
Bubble: FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR JESUS, FUCK YOU JEWS, I SHIT ON THE FACE OF YOU GOD AND ASK WHY HE LEFT THE WORLD THIS WAY?1251701170746
Bubble: CAPSLOCK, FUCK YEAH!1251701185905
Anonymous: ...making too much noise to hear Him....making too much noise to hear Him...making too much noise... making...noise...noise...noise...no..no...n..1251706378370
Hughbie: Why is he dead? What sort of retarded statement is that? He's dead because he died of old fucking age just like all you religious whinging bitching cunts will too....BUT he will always be smarter....now stick that up your tight arses you gullable sods...you might as well go join scientology...1251721533378
Anonymous: religion has outlived all the Hughbie's but one1251721619310
Bubble: lol, fucking retard^1251723332408

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RELIGIOUS PEOPLE: Science agrees, they are fucking retarded
Iq religion stats iq (8) , religion (396) , stats (84)

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Anonymous: So fucking true.1240377149748
Anonymous: hahaa1240457972177
Anonymous: somewhat true... religion started modern education soooo.... some credit goes there1250823551234
Anonymous: nothing like a well sourced study popping up on 4chan to make the case1250825010405
Anonymous: i believe OP, religion is for little bitches1251245556573
Anonymous: lets kill some christians muslims and some fucking jews!!!1251280722468
Hughbie: well that explains why hardcore religious fanatics are such complete utter fuckwits who simply cannot be reasoned with.1251281834576
Anonymous: I'm at 100% & 142 IQ. Suck it. Also, this chart means nothing.1256243508710
Bubble: Then why are you here?1256244254275
Bubble: There's no marking at 100% 142 I.Q...? GTFO, unsucsesful Troll is unsucsesful. GRrammer Fags, fuck you. infact the graph stops at 110...? FFS1256244546895
Beats0nLosers: Fucking christians...1257074356338
Hughbie: Exactly...religious people...lol...keep praying just so we know where to drop the bombs....1257075087715
Anonymous: Indoctrinated / brainwashed youth need to shed crap shoved into them when young to advance1257100059142
Anonymous: lol religion1261311954376

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Atheism - "The Knowledge that ghosts dont exist; death is final; magic is fake; good/evil is relative; consciousness requires a brain."
Atheism quote religion atheism (17) , quote (122) , religion (396)

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ANNONAMOOSE: you got it in one1265059062315
Anonymous: One word : CREATIONISM1265060361155
Bubble: God loves me, but i fucking hate him for giving us Gordon Brown, earthquakes, poisons snakes, drout, floods, WMDs an climate change. Where is your god now? laughing at us, thats where, the fucking fag, he's doing it for the lulz, he has the power (of greyscul?) to do WHATEVER he want's? he makes babys with three arms, deformed faces, millionairs, muslims, niggers, FFS just die already cristfags.1265060400995
Anonymous: ^ah the food for 4chan ! God definately LOVES us or he would provide so many lulz for us all to fap over !1265060830171
Anonymous: d'oh...samefag here...or he WOULDN'T provide, i meant ! :S1265060876307
Anonymous: Atheism = not giving a fuck about old ppls fevered fantasies.1265065272481
Anonymous: atheism = a bunch of fucktards who don't believe in freedomof religion1265068551857
Anonymous: freedomof = gods way of spelling freedom.1265104773361
Warg: Religion explains the unknown (in a very symbolic and sometimes confusing way...) but Atheism denies the existance of the unknown. How is that any better?1270931244769
Aalfred666: well i guess i'm not Atheism...? and what if i study exotic cultures and religions? a theologian? GURU?1271097984774
Moongrim: Atheism means having no one to blame but yourself.1271286056117
Anonymous: yep God Jesus religon its faith and these tards dont have any. in themselves or others. they want proof of things that cant be explained to stupid humans until God returns. we are not aloud that nolage or we would be like satin. because were sinners. lol we try to be good thats all he asks. than he forgives us believe is a choice. you have that choice one way or other and you close your own book1271645688378
Warg: Shut up, Anonymous. Christfags fucking suck. They're even worse than Atheists.1271651789659
Samps: And like any belief system, it can be used as an excuse to be an asshole.1271654025854

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Abortion kills babies - Then we put em on sticks in the front yard
Abortion religion church abortion (34) , religion (396) , church (21)

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Bubble: Then stop him... he can't be hard to find if he does that many...1251397339809
jackfrosty: YES! EPIC WARS! Fighting a desperate battle against impossible odds!1251959835283
BuggerChan: They abort babies by shoving a stick up their ass?1252137039291
Anonymous: weeeel pay for them, rais em up etc. oh? that was not in ur mind. -.-1253735193123
Blazin crack: Coat hanger style giez1253763937524
Hughbie: Churches, always crying poor, telling you what to do and how to live your life. And buying shitloads of plastic babies...good to see donations put to good use.1253775598350
Anonymous: no pedobear?1255581889557
Beavis: Who would blow up the Baptist church?1255590358508
Circusmnkee: It's like Vlad the Impaler Day Care1256868079320
Anonymous: Maybe Alabama should teach people about birth control.1260142426461
Pyro: lulz1260142824684
Anonymous: alabama's state flower is the satelite dish1260145292512
Anonymous: i <3 abortion1261367371574
absinthe: bump from pg 1121265420618486

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IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD, YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT
Religion god idiot religion (396) , god (79) , idiot (11)

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Anonymous: A happy and content idiot nonetheless1271608235952
Anonymous: false.1271623188947
SickNote: IF YOU BELIVE IN IDIOT YOU'RE A GOD!1271636998650
Anonymous: captain obvious strikes again1271713420117
!: NO, if you believe in NOTHING, you're a dumbass - like you1271908575667
CreepisKryp: Yes. Let's antagonize a faith that has already killed millions of heretics and martyrs alike.1271914676747
dodgeboy: I believe i need to go for a shit1271946216155
Jac: if your an idiot, you beleive in fucking god (or at least giving him a blow job)1271962229713
!: CreepisKryp - liberals like you would rather belive in or at least respect an ideology that killed nearly a HUNDRED MILLION people since 1917 - and you call US crazy???1272000483467
darkstan: Remember when people thought lightning was a bolt cast by an angry God? You don't still think that, do you? You do?1272027002380
aNOMynous: If you believe in yourself, does that make you a God?1272052929978
WhiteShark: religious fags eat the cum of your Gods1272287569383
Anonymous: If God does exist, he is the most fucked-up, sadistic, cruel, petty and illogical dickhead ever.1272289491782
WhiteShark: if god does exist he has to be stopped right now1272473552377

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God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?
Religion atheist religion (396) , atheist (50)

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GOD: I had two kidney stones but I wisdom out - Jeff Foxworthy is so funny . I need to bring him home .1248213934337
Satan: You can fucking have him and all those YouDamn rednecks . If I hear one more redneck joke I will take vengeance on the earth and destroy The South United States1248214783334
Propayne: So God made you that way?? it wasn´t your own choice, or maybe your parents´s??......weirdo1248216672739
FU: ^Git er dun!1248216839393
rach3l: Git er dumb! hickfags1248934138293
Anonymous: I'll fucking question whoever the fuck I want...fucking question god's wisdom. The cunt has to exist first to be questioned...1248945616845
Anonymous: ^ the barbed cock of Satan is amused by your self-important ministrations1248961065468
Hughbie: and satan can take his barbed cock and shove it all the friggen way to heaven and hell...1248963350996
chuzzle: ^sensual idea hughbie1248964647725
jonas brothers: gracias a dios soy atheo and not im not a fucking mexican1262566352997
deadweight: nice1262912225689
Warg: THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!1270780667625
Anonymous: god made me slap a horses arse once,i miss superman1279147564291
Moongrim: Damn Straight!1279231334846

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WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHY I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH RELIGION, IT'S HARD TO COME UP WITH A SINGLE ANSWER...
Religion compilation stupid religion (396) , compilation (58) , stupid (54)

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Quantum69: LOL's so hard @ this, +10 internets OP1331813334449
fiveby5: look at the "negative space" on pic for "muslim cleric favors one-eyed veil." i thought that sht was a male chastity device. lol1331814092948
Anonymous: skipped it, too long.1331918257240
Kuder: Old saying from my Great-Grandfather: I have no Problems with God........but forget the ground crew.1331995181950
Anonymous: sauces?1332041405315
NotSoMuchAnonymous: This is why I hate -really, really HATE- religionfags, they are trying to force their belief onto me. Fuck religion and it's fags..1332042642856
Furore23: Yes, completely fuck them, fuck them to death, but without any of the good bits of the fucking. Just send them to their precious hell right away.1332042938458
idrankallthebeer: i want to disembowel them all. really. if i had the chance, i'd even kill my devout family members. fuck them and the horse their gods rode in on. burn them all.1332054765687
Hughbie: Religion...lol worthy but also scary due to the nutjobs who don't keep it to themselves...1332067788488

Anonymous
Religion. LOL!
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halfmast: what i got from this is kill all muslims, am i wrong?1333094920450
Itzcuintle: Kill all (period).1333544154890
darkstan: It is completely understandable, this need to identify an all-poweful savior, living as we do on this tiny rock in a deathly quiet system. But ultimately, this quest is our undoing, the most harmful pursuit humans are capable of. In addition to dividing us utterly by imaginary means, our dependence on this cosmic super-hero leaves us weak and flabby, apathetic about our own understanding.1333568709546
Anonymous: i am a bit religionfag but.. this! THIS IS WRONG! HUMANS ARE NOT TO JUDGE!!! they shall be executed by the god(s) or angels.1333569050230

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I AM AN ATHEIST. - I'm not an atheist because it's cool. I'm not an atheist because of religious extremism or oppression in some depraved corners of the world.
Atheist religion atheist (50) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: It's long past time for the WORLD to put away "Childish Things" like religions based on Fairy Tales and Legends and in most cases - Outright LIES!1278942435409
Anonymous: Humans are not capable of relying on normal logic.1278942649918
Anonymous: ^some humans are1278955486481
Anonymous: A minority1278955529201
Anonymous: 1) science cannot disprove god as you cannot know the truth of your own reality. 2) the burden of proof must also lie with atheists to show there is no god - your so called logic is floored the moment you assert a truth to the presence of a known unknown. Try ignosticism and understand that all beliefs that assert the existance or non-existance of a god are equally fatuous.1282348881303
Anonymous: ^ two words: spaghetti monster. disprove it, mofo.1282349461790
fingerofdoom: youre an athiest. and your attempt to sound cool, look hard, is just as much as a 14 yo listening to slipknot. get laid you empty boring loser, or atleast try to get a life.1282359898807
Anonymous: hey finger i dont see any intelligence in your insult1282360104226
Anonymous: ^ what do you expect, he can't even spell atheist.1282362255511
Anonymous: 1303 -- smartest post I've seen in a long time.1282373151884
Anonymous: OP -- How, then, do you explain your own existance? Where did everything come from? The Big Bang? Consider this -- something had to cause the Big Bang. It requires far more faith to believe the Big Bang came out of nothing and was caused by nothing, than to believe that some super-being existing outside of SpaceTime caused the Big Bang. The burden of proof is with the Atheists!!!1282373425103
Limerick: Dumbest post I've seen in a long time.1282375646933
PIratebob: ^man speaks truth1282375680463
Limerick: You don't even know which post I meant.1282375746179

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IF GOD IS IN YOUR HEART THEN WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE HEART ATTACKS
Itt question god religion itt (354) , question (218) , god (79) , religion (396)

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Dr. Dietmar Posselt: Because god fapped in their hearts.1279870885220
TwoFaced: ^ WIN1279873868835
Anonymous: Because God is HUNGRYYYY!1279881521164
athiest: god doesn't care about your hearth1279885885588
Pyro: Cos he gets pissed and attacks1279992191454
the7rafe7: lol1279992532381
Greeft: Cos God is an evil CUNT!1279993033853
Anonymous: because Satan is in their Kidney1279999961337
gympervert: Cos god got an erection and fuked your arteries1282482685957
so_what_if___: because goed doesnt exist and people die of illnesses, bullits, chemicals, industrial accidents, murphy's law, law of the jungle.1282759141810
Anonymous: FRED PWNED 0 SUBS1282759274194
Grave: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart1282760732719
Grave: I don't see him!1282760740891
Antiphon: Every time god masturbates, you will get a heart attack....1282767227825

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EVOLUTION - BY EVOLUTIONARY THOUGHT THIS WATCH COULD FORM OVER MILLIONS OF YEARS BY RANDOM CHANCE.
Watch thread science evolution religion watch (14) , thread (1018) , science (149) , evolution (36) , religion (396)

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zd92655: Totally implausible...but hey, intellectuals need a religion, too.1335276989489
Furore23: By evolutionary thought, religious zealots could completely fail to comprehend anything at all, no matter how clearly and simply it is explained to them.1335284734872
darkstan: That's the stupidest argument I've ever heard. As if there are not currently extant literally millions of systems more complex than a watch that have evolved over millions of years. OP, I hope your house burns down. Right down to the ground.1335288269319

Greeft
< ^ Please do not feed the trolls.
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RKB: So what time is it again?1335291685927
Anonymous: Holy shit! You mean the wristwatch is NOT descended from the sundail?!!!!!1335304103707
Quantum69: ^No, it descended from ancient aliens & fucking magnets1335304193266
SLIPPY!: herp derp watch; herp derp therefore Jesus. Simple as that.1335307368549
Greeft: By creationary thought, GOD DOES WEIRD SHIT - FUCKING DEAL WITH IT!!!! the end.1335307706363
Anonymous: OP argument is so retarded. It's as absurd as drawing cards from a deck and then claims that because the chance of drawing this specific sequence of cards was so infinitesimal that a god must have guided the process.1335310130169
Anonymous: it was created by humans for some strange reason just like god and religion itself1335320678921
Furore23: The ludicrous metaphor popularly used by cretins has been "if there is a watch there must be a watchmaker"; my answer has always been "if there is a flower, there isn't necessarily a florist". The metaphor is shit, and doesn't even prove the retarded non-point that creationists are trying to make - not than ANYTHING could. They're just retarded, wilfully so.1335351423278
zd92655: OP, or I if you prefer, said nothing of God. You live in a land of limited binary logic. Why either God or Evolution?1335354594215
SLIPPY!: ^ because one of those two things is a FACT, dumbass.1335368422469

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IS YOUR HOUSEMATE AN ATHEIST?
Religion atheist religion (396) , atheist (50)

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Anonymous: plays pocket pool instead of rutting his brains out with a beautiful woman as God clearly intended1252266319380
jackfrosty: Hippy shitbag... Straighten the fuck up and get a little glazy-eyed sheepery into your life.1252502555391
Anonymous: Minus the pop tart reference, that might be me...creepy1252515328475
akingu: fucking hippy commie scumbags!1252515697126
Pollo: atheism sucks1253097768231
Anonymous: Reality sucks? How?1255169894739
HughJasper: fuck christfags1255227372839
Anonymous: I can't tell if the creator of this image intended the ironic tone that pokes fun of Christianity or was serious in a (failed) attempt to make fun of atheism. The 'net may never know.1255242317936
Warg: Actually... yeah, most Atheists I know are fucking pretentious know-it-alls.1270787199211
Bansheeflyer: If this is made by a Chirstian, I laugh. Going against their own religion by saying this guy should die for not believing in God. My dad died of prostate cancer last year (I was 14). I take this as really fucking offensive.1278750142124
fingerofdoom: just cause things didnt went your way, just cause your too stupid to appreciate life. does not mean GOD doesn't exist.1278769227789
Anonymous: haha @ Warg. The very most pompous arrogant and obnoxious people i know are all Cristians or Muslims and a Catholic ! Stop judging all athiests on Dawkins or Hitchens boorish behaviour onstage :)1278770702213
Bansheeflyer: If you are talking to me fingerofdoom, then you seriously have issues. Having lost my own parent due to something that this poster symbolizes (painful urination), doesn't mean I have to believe in somebody I don't even think existed, especially if my dad died. He was a good man. I never said I don't appreciate life. I'm just going through a hard time right now.1278791180116
Anonymous: fingerofdoom's reasoning = F A I L1278791477914

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the Internet bible - The Fall of Eve
Religion troll snake comic religion (396) , troll (237) , snake (67) , comic (463)

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Anonymous
owned
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fge: eve tits or gtfo!1262722518376
XENU: adam, cock, or GTFO1262729153608
kinganonymous: lmao good Epic!1262733421649
Circusmnkee: I LOL'd. Then I LEL!1262735505259
Pyro: Love it1262749893402
fagface: I WILL PRINT THIS OUT AND FAX IT TO FIVE YEARS AGO1262755553760
n47e: wow... lmao, someone should make one with the "Ark" thing, with "Over 9000 animals" and "Failboat" :P1262800237787
who: This is awesome1262833962584

Mr. Horse
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Daydreambeliever: Paradise fail1262892003827
Anonymous: perfection!1263133754262
Anonymous: harrharr1263259562193
Lunchbox: apple or gtfo (seeing how she was already showing tits)1263316795253

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If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then adm
Christian Stephen Colbert poor religion quote christian (50) , Stephen Colbert (1) , poor (44) , religion (396) , quote (122)

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Kofeeanon: America is not founded on christian principles but on seperation of church and state, and freedom to worship as you see fit without discrimination. with that said I see his point, since alot of inbred fucking yokels THINK its a christian nation, and claim to be christians themselves, yet the values they hold dear to them defy everything christ himself taught. Fuck all religions IMO1328144139411
Anonymous: ^ fuck the US idiot1328144159934
savyp: I agree with you kof, except america is "supposed" to be run on separation of church and state. Its not how things really work apparently. I think people of any political side can agree they want truth in politics. I just want people to be responsible for what they say and stick to it rather than get fucked when someone gets elected. Also, way to contribute anon1328149834850
idrankallthebeer: ^well, the church clearly has it in their mind they should be running things. we all know where that will lead. if it happens again. we wage war on the cultists. cull their numbers, and re-establish order. problem is, they can't wrap their minds around anything other than what's force fed them from the bible, and whomever happens to be interpreting it for them. they're easily led, and not too ....1328159573753
idrankallthebeer: interested in learning, exploring, or understanding a differing point of view. simply because they are BELIEVERS they devoutly stick to their dogma, whatever their leaders have decided that dogma is. it doesn't matter that their religion is only one chapter of the same story that muslims and jews believe as well, their jesus is white, hates the poor, the working and anything not american.1328159737637
Anonymous: soon it will all change when the extraterrestrials make themselves known.1328162858762
AnotherAnon: But the point remains that before any of these religious zealots can even try to make the claim that this is a christian nation, they first have to square the principles of love and compassion that Jesus preached with the crony capitalist government that we currently have. You cannot say that Jesus is Lord at the same time you are saying we need to tax the poor and give to the rich.1328164397453
Moongrim: You have to remember Another, is that American Xtianity is heavily into Ala Carte Xtianity.1328193015299
Tattoos: Christianity when it's convenient, in other words.1340418201193
Cae211: well you can help us... bible encourages pimping.... we knock yoiu offer the bitches like the story1341100496174
Anonymous: America is a continent, not a country, you stupid ignorant, useless fucks. The United States "OF" America is a country. Germans don't refer their country as "Europe" because they are smarter than the douchebags in the U.S. OF America.1341100676357
Anonymous: Colbert may be a clown, his supporters are just lightheaded nitwits.1341102906444
Itzcuintle: Christfag ^1341103029417
ElCapitan: American Christians are secretly Mormons.1341103120645

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Religion Logic: I can't explain it. Therefore I can explain it. - Science Logic: I can't explain it, yet.
Religion science logic vs religion (396) , science (149) , logic (17) , vs (105)

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ano: Word up! Never understood how or why if something is hard to fathom or understand how does applying a supernatural explanation make it easier to understand? This fucked ideology just makes whatever you didn't understand more complicated & improbable. Oh, origin myths......yeah1263032381186
wr104gamma: Particle colliders have been explaining it for a while now..1263103890358
gmode: ^not really1263109561744
flarp: Faith and proof are not interchangable1263116803152
gmode: ^that is right > faith is about the things we cannot prove, see and so forth1263176245958
Warg: Religion works well as a framework of personal theory or a system of symbolism explaining things humans do not yet understand.1270783331580
nickeh43: "God" is not a framework it's a pretty story made up for people who don't want to know the truth, not even pretty really. The Romans and Greeks thought their gods explained it all too.1270813658873
Warg: Gods are the minds behind cosmic forces. The universe is alive.1270876993954
Anonymous: Why call it 'gods' or 'minds'? I do agree that the universe is alive and kicking, but why do you force 'man' or 'mind' on it? These are human things. It's how you try to explain it. Nothing more.1270879821394
the7rafe7: warg is an example of religious logic.. WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR PROOF BRO??1270891917414
Anonymous: ^ no, please don't encourage him. He will come back and respond something that will make me plant my face in the wall.1270895341333
Warg: In truth, I know nothing. No one does. I only have theories. All anyone has are theories...1270931680430
Anonymous: how do you know that you know nothing? isn't knowing that you know nothing a logical paradox?1271577760991
Warg: Shit. You got me.1271578221710

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RAPTOR JESUS: NOWHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT JESUS WAS NOT A RAPTOR
Raptor jesus religion bible raptor (41) , jesus (225) , religion (396) , bible (44)



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Jesus is Lord: This is very offensive. Jesus was not a dinosaur. They never existed because evolution is a lie!1250003758567
Anonymous: GTFO JESUS.1250005256915
sinonymous: Jesus was so a dinosaur. He was also a cunt. I think he was also a $2 a throw whore!1250082401332
sinonymous: And too, I do believe that he never took his libary books back, he smelt like a can of fish arsehole, left out in the sun and did I mention he was a CUNT?1250085593134
jackfrosty: You know what Jesus was? Fucking METAL. Thx PA!1250086743850
Skinner: thats very true. he was also a ninja. and gay. and black. so he was Ninjaraptorgayniggerjewjesus1250104856809
maniacleimagery: Actually....yes the bible says he isnt a raptor cause it says he is of the race of man....1254238132631
Bubble: 1103^ ^ ^1254241094284

Bubble
^ ^ ^ ^FAIL i know... fuck you
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Gonzo: Maybe he cheats on his taxes1254241202670
Bubble: ^wat?1254242469193
Jesus is Lord: This is very disturbing and wrong. The bible clearly states that Jesus was a man, and the son of god, not a dinosaur1254252802441
Bubble: But what was God? it does not say...1254253318948
Anonymous: Jesus had it swinging passed his knees, so what does he care?1254253814734

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Hello. Welcome to IslamReligion.com
Islam religion chat question troll islam (101) , religion (396) , chat (42) , question (218) , troll (237)

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Anonymous: < DUDE. WAIT... WHAT? so according to suni muslims hot climates permit adult males to have relations with females under 16? WTF?! no wonder they are so devout!1274992329963
Anonymous: I know where i'm gonna chat for the next couple of weeks...1274998885749
Furore23: < Well done, that troll.1275154336108
Anonymous: Muhammad the pedo prophet1278316402541
Nickeh43: You don't have to kill anyone, just those non-believers and whatnot... possibly yourself... no biggie...1278816913208
so_what_if___: there are no children there. only victems of religion.1280425602869
Arschloch33: Religion: if you know one, you know them all1428521197655
Anonymous: lmao that sick bastard.1428522642190
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THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR - MAPPING DISTRIBUTION OF INCOME BY RELIGIOUS BELIEF
Income religion graph stats income (2) , religion (396) , graph (31) , stats (84)

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Anonymous: the dollar is in pretty poor shape1269788092850
Anonymous: Im pretty sure religion has nothing to do with the money made.. its more like location.1269910367465
killzMinuz9: maybe the type of people who follow a certain religion?1269910636771
Hughbie: Well that does it. Everyone...convert to Hindu.1269956060162
Anonymous: hindus and jews, takin all the $1270333372898
Redrocco: you would think buddhists would have less what with the matierialisim being the cause of all rthe worlds ills and everything1273209796959
Anonymous: poor people are lazy and stupid?1273295948128
Warg: Apparently Jehovah and Shiva have all the money...1273298652469
Juggle91: no jehovahs witnesses have the least money.1273429235959
Warg: ^ I mean YHWH.. Y'know, G-D.1273474543966
kinganonymous: ^ exactly.1273483779175
FuckChinkies: Hindu's for the win!!!, you can pretty much do whatever you want, and be a Hindu1278802267558
Anti-PC Hero: Greedy jewboys with their usury swindles gentiles, Europeans that were nice enough to let their ugly mugs get into their territory...1278805223882
Quantum69: ^ Don't forget dem money grubbing Indians.1428352341840
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I can sum it all up in three words: evolution is a lie.
Religion fffuuu stupid religion (396) , fffuuu (438) , stupid (54)



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Anonymous: my god, I was reading this during a rainstorm, and as soon as I scroll to the bottom, shitloud thunder1242192820371
Anonymous: LOL, those quotes actually sounds like what my psychiatrist would say1242441072361
Did someone FART?: 1242441072361..you have a psychiatrist? Did you by it? I hope you got a bargain as they are expensive....I bought one and stuffed if in the glovebox but it died.....lame shit...1242450199200
Did someone FART?: Yeah, fucking religion...MAN made shit, fucking up life....the world over....if people had any common sense (not very common) then this shit wouldn't be popular....1242450364392
Did someone FART: and for those religous fags about to bag me...bite me fuckwits...your illogical rants don't work....PROVE something...hmmm...lets see...explain Dinosaurs....yes, please explain those....OR... here's a $ for you, explain let's say Aboriginals....85,000.....yes, 85 THousand years ago...here on earth...PLS Explain......1242451293599
INTERNET TOUGH GUY: I DOUBT ANYONE HERE IS GOING TO BAG YOU!1242963301268
Anonymous: Us atheists should build a giganto-church in Utah and tell fundamentalists that God sent us to tell them to go there for the rapture... next "see bottom picture"1242973580285
Anonymous: Atheisim..the new religion for people with common sense...so that pretty much ensures it wil have about 100 followers....all the other fucktards can go hang out and annoy each other...1242994423310
Anonymous: ^ Atheism is the absence of any form of religion.1243030949236
Anonymous: ^no shit sherlock....you obviously missed the sarcasm.....1243039894211
Anonymous: ^ Seemed to be a pseudo attempt at sarcasm... and a witless retort.1243040823994
Anonymous: EPIC motherfucking FFFUUU-1243385812976
MatiasxD: Hahaha funny1247258573508
BeatsOnLosers: Why I hate Christians...1247354632556

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What is the best way to stop your child becoming an atheist?
Freedom religion yahoo answer parenting fail freedom (57) , religion (396) , yahoo (40) , answer (7) , parenting (23) , fail (639)

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Anonymous: This man is a hero.1339020344328
idrankallthebeer: point for point, that man is absolutely correct.1339042085546
fiveby5: and keep them off the interwebz... and my lawn. bwahaha!1339048410343
lictor: Bazinga1356731561355
Anonymous: again tldr1356809949695
Anonymous: City dweller version. Not many atheists out in the countryside where God lives.1356810130554
Anonymous: ^ i live in the country and don`t believe in anything that cannot be prooven or that is not logical.1357226580268
Anonymous: ^^Yeah... It's pretty country where I am too, but logic still pevents me from accepting as nonfiction a story that begins with a talking snake, stars a zombie who fathered himself, and ends with four guys on horseback destroying the world.1357227571337
Anonymous: So much win!1403579446681
Anonymous: block rational wiki.1403583977350
Anonymous: 8AkO1x Hey, thanks for the blog. Fantastic.1405085809330
Anonymous: ur moms can count to potato, but jesus still loves u1428170529258
Bonefish: An absolutely brilliant answer.1428184946196
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This is what Christians actually believe
Religion christian noe ark religion (396) , christian (50) , noe (1) , ark (4)

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Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHA! DUMBASSES!1259347134384
pocket: No unicorns? I always wondered what happened to them.1259351148792
Anonymous: Not all Christians believe everything they read.1260062426505
crackerkiller5: i lol'd1260064445955
Zoro: "ACTUALLY"1260091416144
Anonymous: Every knee will bow and every tongue will confess, wait your turn.1260109069317
pocket: ^Hold your breath. Christ was a human being- get over it. There is zero evidence to point otherwise. Your knees can bend, and your tongue can give Jesus a rim-job if you like.1260120908742
Anonymous: noahs ark. that was the old testiment. I believe thats the jews, not the christians.1260299031140
Buggerchan: Christians don't believe in the old testament? Serious question from an atheist, btw.1261303398409
Anonymous: I'm not that smartI look at chan4chan too!1261322627356
Anonymous: I love PBJ1261326018816
pocket: Yes, Bugger- they do. An est. 3.8 billion people are believers in an Abrahamic religion. Given the eastern religions versions of a great flood, more than half of the world believe a story like this. Funny how all religions are fundamentally the same and they still try to kill each other.1261351385300
ImaD00d: Funny how Christians believe in the old testament, yet ignore so much of it for their convenience. Laws of Leviticus, anyone? Deuteronomy? Technically, no one is supposed to eat pork, or shellfish, or wear clothes made of more than one fabric, or allow anyone who has commited adultery to live, or cut their hair or shave... etc...1261352867119
pocket: ^Heres one for ya...the church calls this a fish. boring, but funny.(read human interaction) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara#Human_interaction1261353396543

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PALIN ON IRAQ: "Our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God... That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that plan is God's plan."
Sarah palin iraq religion sarah palin (30) , iraq (57) , religion (396)

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Wr104Gamma: Seperation of church and state at it's finest.. This bitch needs some cum1262368819539
Markus Hunsalz: em, not mine.1262378904250
Anonymous: Patriotism, religion, etc. Magic cards to pull out to get voters. Why would you take the energy to convince a few smart people when you can get a shitload of voters just saying 'Jesus' or 'God' ?1262618333873
Hughbie: OK...Religion (man made) + war (man made)....omg....a monster....1262620102512
Anon physician: John Lennon was so correct. Imagine.1262644161134
Wr104Gamma: Kill it with McDonalds1263543246465
Anonymous: she needs a good pumping!1264153929209
ghostoftime: Cum Shot!1264156679275
akingu: fucking kike whore!1264187103837
Anonymous: How about some Palin on Palin?1264271431804
nothing: Stinky pussy,1264282249165
Anonymous: i'd love to shoot this bitch in the face with my cum and followed by a shotgun1264372956180
Anonymous: She needs more penis.1264377416641
KarmaPickles: Leave her alone, she's hot and a real fucking dumb cunt.1264377641629

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I'LL PRAY FOR YOU. - TRANSLATION... "I WANT THE BEST FOR YOU AS LONG AS IT TAKES NO EFFORT ON MY BEHALF."
Religion pray translation religion (396) , pray (20) , translation (4)

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RKB: aint that the truth.1334929099319
bananaman: AMEN1334932357323
Anonymous: at least those who pray for you desire good things. Nowadays that0s too much to ask ,1334989362186
SinisterME: TRUE THAT! haha..1341641079717
Mota: I cringe a little every time I hear those words1341671101225
Everdark: prayer takes effort... like well wishing.1341671247297
Cae211: ok thats easy lets do it all! yay I saved a child in africa cured a cancer patient and saved syrian civilians BULLSHITAWSKY is so proud now1342392231623
A no-nymo.us: But those brainless christians l-i-v-e by that mantra.1363633253767
q: Should it take any effort on my part?1365288458743
Chanonymous: The hardship you are facing is part of Gods gran plan. I'll pray for you because i'm so arogantI believe I can change Gods mind.1424615220596
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KNOW EVERYTHING THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN - TEST PEOPLE TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN
God religion itt god (79) , religion (396) , itt (354)

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Anonymous: and grin like a psychotic idiot, happily not knowing what one does anyway - lets just test if thats within your pain threshold shall we?1320826462972
MrSandynigger: Fuck you god. You're not ruining my day.1320826846837
Anonymous: ^he doesn't exist so he cant ruin your day, only christfags can do that1342811266840
gmode.: you don't know that He doesn't exist. that's as stupid as someone saying for sure that He does. and He does exist.1342843581482
Anonymous: If he knows everything that will happen, that means the future is fixed. If the future is fixed, we cannot change it. If we cannot change it, it means that we have no free will. If we have no free will, we are not responsible for our actions, in which case the good or evil that we do is not our doing, and we should not be judged on it1342865008286
Anonymous: ^ lol lawyers1342865400384
mygonad: i thought that zombie ate his face already?1342867922294
Anonymous: so all constraints all rulesets and still knowing that with some people there is a huge threshold between acceptable service and just plain bullshit.1370647457253
Boss: atheist what is the up side of your belief? Where is the confort in "knowing" that this is the "end -all and be-all" of everything?1370710369568
Anonymous: if it ended it had a life.1370710494642
Anonymous: You may be thinking that something this simple must be a toy. Whenever you buy furniture for the children's room, make sure that it has enough space to store all the toys and other knick knacks of the kid. Then start working on the next big group down the street.1398033845698
Furore23: ^^^ Ah yes, the familiar 'comforting lie' argument.1398078201447
ahe: if you have a decent probability skills you will also know every outcomes. So OP is fail on this one1424486336833
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Judgement Day is coming May 21, 2011 - Cry mightily unto GOD for HIS mercy
Billboard ad religion fail armageddon billboard (8) , ad (211) , religion (396) , fail (639) , armageddon (9)

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savyp: He hasnt shown us he can do anything up to this point. Nothing is going to happen but his "believers" will make something up anyway1305135951127
Weed: Looking forward to May 22nd.1305136369886
Captngeetch: What ?? Is there a new Terminator movie coming out ?? i heard Arnold was getting back into the movie bus.1305165103321
CockAsian: This was going to happen back in May 2003. Time to pick a new date once again.1305258026610
knifed28: hahahahahaha1306911458811
Anonymous: 21.12.2012 go for this1306921140805
Imnothere1: Yeah, now he says it's October 21st. .1307110476516
AZO: ""seeeeeend meee your moneyyyy" da ya hear what I saiiid?!!1307111825653
Anonymous: ^^ Just another fundraising event1307116477445
Anonymous: gg may 21... its already june 4 2011.1307217388227
MrPerspective: At first I was going for crying mightily. But then I lol'd. And yet Ragnarok didn't kome. Guess I had the last LOL !1307346499409
Anonymous: cmon, after-judgment day party!1307725245128
MrPerspective: ^ You bring the beer and the strippers, I'll bring the spaghetti & meatballs. XD1307784428393

MrPerspective
<---- But when there was no Rapture, I cried mightily, and then I was all like, OMFG!
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Apathy religion fuck your sins jesus going home
Apathy religion fuck your sins jesus going home apathy (2) , religion (396) , fuck your sins (1) , jesus (225) , going home (1)

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cockwarmer: fuck yeah1249856019227
Hughbie: About fucking time..now piss off and don't come back.1249880151367
sinonymous: Jesus is a cunt1249924473949
Anonymous: Was a cunt... was.1249924696494
sinonymous: Is he dead? I've seen that cunt so many times and in so many cities! Are you sure?1249926829450
Bubble: Someones going to be pissed :(1249926859362
Jesus: Oh my dearest Bubble ... You will always have a place in my paradise ...... As for all you others .. I hung a rainbow as a sign . It won't be water but fire next time . And I am PISSED !!!!! :(1249928122778
whitehead: looks like jesus is doing steroids or maybe working out in prison.1249928540264
Anonymous: Lol1249928882839
Jesus is Lord: carrying that cross is a better workout than dumbells1250003575476
Hughbie: If you're so good sign up cunt and be a man...toughen the fuck fuck up, and take it on the chin.1250005077279
Anonymous: holy fuck awesome xD1255968433671
Rubaduckazilla: screw you guys im going home1259409925103
Stillfree420: jesus is buff1259637449662

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WELCOME TO PARADISE!
Jesus religion heaven metaphore comic Jesus (225) , religion (396) , heaven (14) , metaphore (3) , comic (463)

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Harvey: becuz teh bible tellz me so1286883854838
Anonymous: good point.1290891722404
Anonymous: ah, christians and their pick and choose morality. fuckin burn em too.1295426076322
Blue: Don't burn them. That's what Nero did.1310436086527
Furore23: Most of you won't know this, but the character here who has just died is a real person, Larry Gygax. When he died in 2000, an even called Kawaii-Five-Oh, it was a sad sad day for nerds everywhere. The man who writes this comic book 'Mitch Burlap' goes by the nickname Giant's Tick, and he wrote this issue as a memorial to the passing of this great man, Gaxy Gygar.1310465507818
Furore23: Oh if only we had known you were sick, Mary Gygax. If we had only known! We all could have written comic books about your afterbirth. But just like the Suicide Accidents who martyred themselves on Kawaii-Five-Oh, you lived surrounded by virgins, and shall forever after be surrounded by virgins. Won't somebody think of the children? Other than you, I mean.1310465723664
MegaShit: ^Que?1310481519305
Furore23: ^ You're welcome.1310482179864
Cobra: Well... I laughed.1310494766687
DoDo: Christianity is such a club of faggots.1310499213819
Anonymous: TLDNR1310577446850
The Original Spoon: Furore, you are off your rocker in this thread. And you are messing with the memory of Geddy Leegax, the genius father of rollerblading games.1323479695433
Furore23: ^ Oh god, you're right, I'm so sorry. I should have never disrespected the good name of the Godfather of so many great role-playing experimenses, like 'Keep My Boardshorts Home', 'Exposition of the Barren Teats', 'A Tempest of Evil Enemas', 'Shirley Temple and Gary-Poon', 'Monk de Wally de Honk', 'Aisle of a Rape', 'Queer Dryness', and who can forget that legendary classic...1323498192538
Furore23: 'Narcissistic Hack Railroading Dungeon-Master Hates the People He Spends All His Time With and Decides to Murder All the Characters They Have Invested Time and Effort Into Rather Than Admit He is Just Bored of Being a Dungeon-Master'.1323498288857

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3 options? Theist - Agnostic - Atheist - WRONG
Faith religion atheist faith (7) , religion (396) , atheist (50)

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iprobablyhateyou: stfu already1270448701358
Anonymous: Eremite = search for god alone, Cenobite = serch for god in a group, Sodomite = search for god in little boys asses.1270458250341
darkstan: How did the God myth survive for so long? WTF? Who cares?1270487460517
Hughbie: I'm with iprobablyhateyou.....STFU already.....1271006559219
Redrocco: when I die you all cease tyo exist so the question is moot1271071326188

Anonymous
no, this is moot.
1271071988784
Redrocco: ^lol at the shoop of moot1271072153474
Anonym: Thiest? Cmoe on1271074716637
vomito: mavaffanculo, va1272064098186
Anonymous: PRAISE ODIN!1283226623659
Anonymous: two options: atheist or gay theist1283226761343
vengance: Im agnostic get over it god-fags or GTFO!1283233315190
Limerick: So what's the belief of not assimilating all other systems to yours?1284838165303
Quadra: I thought I was Agnostic as in I'll believe.. with PROOF.1284877204517

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Some day jesus will appear in the sky...
Debate Religion doomsday armageddon debate (10) , Religion (396) , doomsday (2) , armageddon (9)

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Lolusername69: stupid christians make chrisitians look stupider than the stupid christians.1306434023905
Froggy Wentacourtn: EXCELLENT !1306434175479
savyp: They all want to go to heaven but they dont want to die... despite how much we want them to die1310147641835
Canit: HURRAH FOR THIS POST!1310148331137
Anonymous: another fail1312928785723
Ipissyouoff: Idiot!! It will happen on 12/12/2012 at 12:12.121312929281441
Quantum69: Lulz no comment necessary!1315269037177
Raven's Wing: Macho Man Randy Savage elbow dropped God and put him on the injured roster until 21 Dec 2012. He might be back on 12 Oct 2012 in a Tagteam match with God & Jesus vs Macho Man Randy Savage & Andre the Giant. I believe Owen Hart is the special Guest Referee for that match.1315293396171
sumdumfukr: origional failboat.1315423448992
Piratebob: ****RELIGION*****1315438058328
froggywentacortn: STILL EXCELLENT !1315438149201
Banshee5: can't wait fro 20/12/2012 ... massive disappointment on the people's faces who claim the world will be coming to an end1315438256458
#62: He's a demon i bet1315522751248
DarbyCrash: AMERICAAA...1316949693208

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In God we trust * Charles Darwin
Usa britain religion darwin england god difference usa (442) , britain (4) , religion (396) , darwin (6) , england (39) , god (79) , difference (142)

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roflmobile: you cant expect every american to understand what the hell you are saying, i mean, their idiots....1241999567276
Anonymous: Sounds like someone is jealous of America....I'm sure it sucks to live in a third world country.1242013210525
Anonymous: lol....sounds like some yank doens't understand it when someone is making fun of them!!1242015519598
Anonymous: oohhh yeah, so jealous of america..I want to live where I can be fat, dumb and get shot at during the many random shootings that occur...oh yes please...LOL1242018872380
Anonymous: this is a bit silly as no american would know who charles darwin was and what he did. That would require an education.1242019051758
Anonymous: america trusts an entity made up by humans? Fuck, no wonder they are so screwed up.1242019639903
Anonymous: at least the USA has separation of church and state.1242379826900
Anonymous: 1242379826900...as opposed to? You need to take a closer look at your own country, or get an education...1242384281822
Anonymous: 1242379826900 thats because each state are relations1242419425563
Anonymous: 1242019639903: 95% off the world trusts in an entity made-up by humans--they're all screwed up.1242425203496
Anonymous: wow,wow,wow, I'm sure there're atheists in US too, aren't there? And great britain adopted Anglican as their state religion too, ain't them?(well it's england but that not too far off), anyway, peace guys1242549616270
Anonymous: yawn....1242557708969
Anonymous: My athiest friend changes all of his money to read - IN GOO WE RUST1246409230721
Anonymous: the pink humming bird is fail though1246688237372

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FOR SALE: Christmas Trees - $45 - FOR CHRISTIANS ONLY!
Xmas tree religion xmas (54) , tree (123) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: lol, no comment1243391356862
Anonymous: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you... unless they're not Christians." - Luke 6:311243393635102
Anonymous: Ah, I have found somewhere to get some christians for my lions....perfect....1243394195694
Anonymous: $45 for Christians , $20-30 for Jews, based on their bargaining skills1243409245944
Anonymous: The trees are a left over from a pagan festival.1243416690817
Feuchst: lol still NO comment1247487996862
Anonymous: no way $30 for jews. the have like 0 charisma stat.1247674765955
Anonymous: jews are selling those trees1247806786470
Anonymous: Despite the fact its based on pagan celebrations...yup1263694866408
Panchira: Yuletide, 20th~24th December1263749064466
DrZoidberg: Damn. No Atheismo Banquet for the kids this year. Fucking fascists.1263755966695
Muchert: nice form of racism1263756022310
Anonymous: Fine then...we thieving atheists will just jump the fence tonight and take one for free, dick!1273867937949
CerealKiller: yeah because I can totally see a Jew buying a Christmas tree1273886862850

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Pope vatican mass crowd photo religion
Pope vatican mass crowd photo religion pope (50) , vatican (5) , mass (18) , crowd (90) , photo (1835) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: LOL The Catholic Church I say Off with that faggots head What do you think /b/? I love JB but that popes a douche1270427979795
Hughbie: What a dumbarse this pope is...."idle gossip"....he's most prob been at it himeself...1270527357718
Anonymous: crowd surfing1270534417513
bshaun2: wow, look at all those NAMBLA supporters1270551634420
Anonymous: we really do have people everywhere1274976339529
Dutchy: They're probably all waiting for the old fuck to drop the golden cross1274978469791
Anonymous: Hide and seek fail1276695265365
KIRA: More or less it's like a KISS gig...1276724863500
Anonymous: why has no one killed him?1276724938687
KIRA: Nice question...1276725384516
AlienNation: Because he's a god incarnated1276726936462
Moongrim: Hey Pope! XYZ!!! LOL!1276731997666
Anonymous: FUCK OFF! GO ON! PISSS OFF YA LEMMINGS!!!1277463241608
Anonymous: HEY YOU KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN!1277464022637

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Jesus religion helicopter
Jesus religion helicopter jesus (225) , religion (396) , helicopter (23)

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Anonymous: shit happens...1299524581871
MrPerspective: I know I shouldn't, but I LOL'd!1303621096973
Aganonymous: lol wtf1303628991246
MrSandyNigger: Lol die motherfucker.1303629192962
Anon: that's the problem, he was already dead..... fucking jewish zombies1303634535810
Banshee5: ha!1303634545123
crazyassmofo: ^all the above anti-christ assholes are going to burn in hell1303638835193
tnn2: it's chopped... ^go and suck popes dick1303641679433
veranet: ROFLcopter!!1303669035993
Banshee5: ^^genius!1303683312343

MrPerspective
Good one, tnn2... either that, or the most AWSM typo evar! ;-)
1303835463756
Weldox: This is also why they don't have ejector seats in helicopters.1314721368569
Everdark: blows chunks1317284377713
BnSneky: hahahahaha, what a dumb-ass1317291195872

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Thanksgiving at my house is always so awkward because my mother's side of the family is Jewish and my father's side of the family is Lego
Family holiday religion family (206) , holiday (7) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: LOL!!!!!1282613130917
Anonymouse: at least Lego is useful1282671447533
Anonymous: fucking blockheads...1283525820104
ho ho holoclaus: so.. kill this whole fucked up family1283771032712
Flarp: ....awkward1284262718368
chrud: shouldn't at least some of these folks be mulato-lego?1284313669718
Anonymous: the lego pope showed up1286011045178
Rorix: Ahahahahahah1287097884635
Anonymous: google Ronald Gene Simmons1293181363532
Anonymous: ho ho ho1298558740944
djh123: win1312460621922
liplocker_code3: The Lego is on the left, right?1418162756486
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THE ENDLESS FIGHT
Christianity atheism religion vs christianity (5) , atheism (17) , religion (396) , vs (105)

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YuLiekPicturz: Great collection =)1299421585749
Anonymous: death is the only solution for all of us1299421800788
sparkoflife: christianfags=UBERfail...Athiests=+9000 to the exponent of 90001299422437657
whatisthisshit: They're just afraid of dying, fuck'em!1299433652210
Westin: I believe god is actually an alien race that put us on this planet after they killed the dinosaurs to test their skills at creating intelligent life.1299447129732
Anonymous: ultimate pwnage1304296049927
Anonymous: I believe in god but I always thought these were funny especially the cosmic zombie one.1304296627979
Anonymous: Muslims! You're next!1304302698209
Tommeee: someone is trolling can you see who lol and its all good that i agree with it1304393600599
Anonymous: i agree Westin.1304398046747
Anonymous: God: if you don't do as I say you will be tortured throughout eternity. me: doesn't that make you just like a terrorist?1304398085112
Anonymous: @9732 Epic fail on the alien's part..1304446538645
Anonymous: this is awesome1305186718758
Glennocide@wrk: ATHIESTS! TO VICTORY :2324:1305193351995

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Cross hood march religion christian jesus
Cross hood march religion christian jesus cross (31) , hood (6) , march (9) , religion (396) , christian (50) , jesus (225)

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Tres: Losers1308924191985
Furore23: *donk*1308925235472
MrPerspective: Hooded niggas stole mah crosses.1308963514107
Anonymous: RIP Monty Python1308993880862
Anonymous: where the black women at?1309059007853
AZO: *bring ouut your dead*1309084554979
MrPerspective: Well, could be worse. It could be raining.1309226187238
Anonymous: cross country team practice1309229343342
MrPerspective: ^ LOL1309233368454
MrPerspective: I think this is the niggers' answer to KKK : black hoods, non-burning crosses, daylight gatherings... doing everything in opposite. Later, instead of killing some crackers, they're going to sex them tenderly.1309512381758
Twinchlian: Try to look at it as exercise with a strong spiritual component and then suddenly it's not that stupid anymore. These are fortified strong men and when the moslemfags start to act up their God will command them to smite the god damned infidels!!!1309526604891
Twinchlian: I once walked 1300 clicks in penance for being an asshole. Never mind all the amazing gifts that trip gave me - my strength at the end of it was unequaled by any mere 'civilian'. It still is.1309526863239
Lickathesplit: ^When you're talking to yourself, you sure like an intelligent converstation, but i'm guessing the same medical conditions from those characters in the bible applied to you ; Dehydration, Sunstroke, Hallucination combined with Isolation would make a guy talk like you and believe it !!1309531569961
froggywentacortn: Religion the leading cause of making stupid ventures seam like great Ideas ! "let fly a plane into a building to prove our love of our God is the correct one " ect.....1309540208580

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I am a little shocked. She says she is a Christian, but the Bible doesn't say anything about dinosaurs.
Religion bible dinosaur religion (396) , bible (44) , dinosaur (57)

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Anonymous
I don't mean to cause you further alarm Muriel, but your daughters may be attracted to them also.
1313289034209
Anonymous: I start to believe that the Bible is one of Satan's most powerful tools ...1313313514275
Anonymous: Oh boy that woman is a fucking retard. It scares me to think delusional people like that are walking among us. Makes me want to move to a cave in the middle of the Mojave.1313314229379
Limerick: Trololol.1313314349839
benton007: ^^^religon is Satans most powerfulk tool, and it is full of tools1313316534794
Greeft: The reciprocating hacksaw is my favourite work of Satan, or big Stan as he lets me call him.1313316760260
MrPerspective: Meanwhile, arab muslims are starting to believe in revolution.1313371466829
anonymule: holy shit. Light bulbs aren't in the bible either, but they sure as shit help us see in the dark.....fuck sake.1313373562293
savyp: Religious people are fucking idiots. They will never learn to think for themselves1313385701173
Anonymous: It's almost as bad a an internet meme1313385835677
Anonymous: zooooooooooomg I canr even describe the magnitude of this facepalm1313449065397
pocket: 1313464048576
anonymule: ^ lol...typical christian1313466029121
roadpirate: Do yourself a big favor and just kill yourself, lady. problem solved.1316038483955

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GOD PUT FOSSILS IN THE GROUND - TO TEST OUR FAITH
God faith religion pigeon fossils god (79) , faith (7) , religion (396) , pigeon (25) , fossils (1)

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Anonymous: Or just to fuck with you.1283169802768
Moongrim: he can test faith by showing ups1283170146261
asp: he put them there a few hundred million years ago1283170475751
Greeft: Why would god show us his uninterruptible power supply or the united parcel service Moongrim?1283177932462
Limerick: He obviously didn't finish his sentence. He meant to say "by showing ups what anthrax looks like."1283291328877
GOD: I'm a prankster GOD!!!1284007190989
Jesus: My dad always makes stupid jokes like that. You know, famine, wars, Jews, and France.1284007401477
Allah: Asshole put flaming dog shit on my porch.1284007475626
Anonymous: We should put God in the ground and test his.1284181478316
Anonymous: god put you here to test my faith dude1284182997915
Anonymous: With the currently incomplete fossil record that modern science has to show for itself. It should greatly test an evolutionists faith.1284195878503
Flarp: Complete bullshit. God exists, and is just as much the prankster as anyone on c4c. Besides, fossils are tasty. Wht are you btiching about?1284205850896
God: ^Sure I exist. Why don't you go light yourself on fire so you can make your way to me even quicker my child.1284482552155
Anonymous: Because thats a Sin1284482626121

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Atheist apocalypse armageddon horse religion comic
Atheist apocalypse armageddon horse religion comic atheist (50) , apocalypse (7) , armageddon (9) , horse (151) , religion (396) , comic (463)

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fiveby5: ...the good works done in the name of all-powerful Atheismo! bow to his horsemen, especially Progress, who looks like Santa!1324855717504
Anonymous: too many words...1324855773784
Greeft: I like the way the science horseman looks like Richard Dawkins.1324856060756
Bunglicker: Christopher Hitchens is dead. We need someone to replace him. PZ Myers perhaps? Nah, Victor Stenger, yeah Stenger.1333428209168
Nikolas: Okay, I'm an Atheist and I would love a world without religion, but... seriously? Does anyone seriously believe religion is the only the responsible for wars and racism?1334214032456
Bunglicker: No, not the only thing responsible, but religion thrives on ignorance, poverty, tribalism, superstition and most of all, in my opinion, Fear of Death. Religion ties all these things into a neat package. It may not have started all the wars in history but it's always there contributing to the carnage in some way. Oh, one last thing, many, many wars in history HAVE been started by religion.1334215143210
gookheadcrusher: late at night the atheist thinks of God1353780588616
liplocker_code3: ^Not everybody is as gullible as you.1415386388912
Queefly: Hippy talk and nigger-lovin' bullshit.1415394024158
Anonymous: ^but at least not religous nonsense bullshit.1415401478261
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Religion conventional logic religious
Religion conventional logic religious religion (396) , conventional logic (1) , religious logic (1)

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fappa-choppa: relegion isn't somethink you can hold and show people.....1241622770220
Anonymous: Correct. As opposed to... fossils, dino skeletons, images from space (Earth is NOT flat), you can take an airplane and see no god sitting on any of the clouds, etc.1241628432524
Anonymous: I do have a believe but thats is so damn true1241657016591
Anonymous: religion is a man made "thing" ...and in the case of the vatican, its a big business...makes me laugh, there is no logic to their argument...they haven't even explained dinosaurs, or aboriginals (80 odd THOUSAND years they've been around....1241662407749
Anonymous: baseball is gay1241711717191
Anonymous: Blasphemer!!1241712704442
Anonymous: arghh..you can insult a man about anything but his beloved sport!! GTFO...1241732476217
666: I can hold and show my dick. Do I qualify to be god then?1241734580341
Anonymous: Shhh... the earth is only 500 years old! I know because a stranger in Missouri told me that once.1241793919290
Anonymous: sport? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha1241795250792
Moffles: retard. im catholic but ill play devils advocate and fight on the side of atheism against stupid christains, but dude... you failed on your logic on this one1257481658461
Anonymous: The Bible never called the Earth flat, that was a Dark Ages-era bullshit. The Bible refers to "the circle of the earth". ^^ That wisdom was temporarily lost doesn't mean it never existed beforehand.1267508712912
Warg: Sadly, this is true.1270785196131
Anonymous: ATHEIST SELF PROMOTION ADVERTISEMENT.1270800771571

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You're welcome.
Robot religion heaven robot (56) , religion (396) , heaven (14)

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Anonymous: well done!1254268742973
Grave: haha! excellent!1254271475763
TASTYbacon: lol'd a little bit , then stopped and put my paNTS over my face........1254271799662
Hughbie: Brilliant...I've always hated those fuckers annoying the shit out of everyone...1254279636329
cracker_killer: ^what he said^1254281134848
Boreece: ^^ seconded1254858299250
DutchGuy: ^^^ thirded1254858679396
redrocco: rofl1254859070588
Anonymous: religious robot is thankful1260642775285
Anonymous: yiff in hell christrobots1260688864901
largo121: stick to your day, as a cartoonist you suck1260713141686
Hughbie: ^yiff in hell.....your condenmnation is unfounded....1260725118480
Anonymous: ^Yiff in your sister1260727923857
Anonymous: let's do the same to the rest of them! ^ ^1262635867612

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Contradictions in the Bible
Bible analysis info contradiction religion fail bible (44) , analysis (2) , info (382) , contradiction (1) , religion (396) , fail (639)

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Tres: thank god for reason????1311731130724
darkstan: Wow, when you put it like that it seems clear that the bible was not only written by humans, but by humans in the fifth grade.1311733364115
Lickathesplit: tl;dr, i believe you at your word...1311767281433
Courtneydabitch: Well, maybe all of you stupid atheists need to stop overanalyzing everything. You're gonna shit ur pants when you die and come face to face with God.1312780868440
cybersinner: ^Not really. I bet this fucking shit even confuses him.1312781275751
Courtneydabitch: ^I don't think so.1312781655443
Anonymous: religion was created for people to have hope and to help people from doing right instead of wrong with fake consequences (hell)1312805333178
MasterM: God's a fucking pussy.1312805563402
Anonymous: jesus sucks cock1312810574247
djh123: sorry that all of you are mislead ^^^^^^^^^^ i hope one day you'll see Truth :D1312861541664
mischievious: ^ djh i am dissapoint1318138188205
skypilot: jesus saves bottles and cans1318193438995
Anonymous: religion is based on superstition, ritualism and mysticism and a lack of knowledge.1318202660610
Epic Win: Wheeew, thanks for clearing those up for me!1318215793792

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Bunny religion
Bunny religion bunny (73) , religion (396)

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Anonymous: ALL GLORY TO THE PIPERABBIT1247433026205
Oa: LOL!1247937998186
Anonymous: Far more likely than any of theparanoid belief systems posing as religions in this enlightened age, heh!1253031211908
Red TP: i smoke um peace pipe with great rabbit god1253038832512
jackfrosty: Pipetokinrabbit seems memer that flying spaghetti monster! All hail new sarcastic diety!!1253067372140
Warg: That may very well be true.1270787298910
Anonymous: Get off the drugs fuckhead1270828362895
fingerofdoom: Blasphemy.1279454651858
Anonymous: let's all worship him and fuck like rabbits all over the world!1279471268963
Toxified: So true.. pass the pipe biotch!1279509778818
anon: all hail1283724542815
speh: well duh!1283725432848
Anonymous: FSM WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH BLASPHEMIES!!!!!!1283793142445
Quasimodo: heresy!1337086787774

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ATHEISTS - if God isn't real then how does the Sun keep orbiting the Earth?
FAIL. religion troll question FAIL. (1) , religion (396) , troll (237) , question (218)

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chemicalmix: invalid.1271616820243
killzMinuz9: its all done with magnets1271617409539
Anonymous: Better question is how did everything get here in the first place... Someone or something had to create the "big bang"...1271622633938
Pyro: Its magic bitches I aint got to explain shit1271623578634
Anonymous: 3938: And if so, where did that someone or something come from? You can't fins a true beginning if it requires someone or something to be present before the beginning. So you might as well give up trying to imagine an explanation as any explanation will be limited to your knowledge and imagination. Meanwhile you are here and naked chicks solves most problems. Enjoy.1271627286162
killzMinuz9: its the chicken, the chicken did it with magnetic eggs1271630468306
zbloh: the sun keeps orbitting thanks to the huge fapping we do1271634425961
spoooks1: It is all down to a fucking big firework.1271634796824
Beatlemad: The Earth orbits the Sun, Dumb Ass1271637256330
SickNote: ^ Really?1271637306566
Stalker: Not sure they understand the gravity of this issue.1271660406217
Your Mom: Someone didnt pay attention to their male science teachers words instead of looking at his dick, Anon im ashamed of you and therefor i disown you.1271661401404
the7rafe7: LOLOLOLOLOLOL1271664374857
Anonymous: i always wondered how the sun orbited the earth, i mean jeez who sprinkles the points of light in the sky every night...1271721143944

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You Say - God Says - Bible Verse
God chart religion God (79) , chart (154) , religion (396)

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Arschloch33: What a spoiler that is…1333475075805
Arse not Ass: there's so much more that could be added on to this with Leviticus alone.1343657031731
Hughbie: So running around yelling allah akbar and beheading fair skinned folk is ok then?1343669247142
Anonymous: Dear Santa, dear Easter Bunny, dear God.1343672691194
ethelred: God says you can kill all your enemies, women and children, but keep the young virgins and fuck the arse off them Moses somewhere, you look it up.1343738847917
Greeft: You say goodbye, God says Hello. ==> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyuJlrQRRlk1343776291397
Anonymous: i says no1343801875141
Canucklehead: What?? Santa's not part of this list,,,,, no,,, no ,,,,NO~!!!!!!!!!!!!1343827911184
The real God: Who said I was perfect? I never said that in my autobiography "The Bible". Smote the bastards, and hey! If your son get's in the way! Crusify him! i did, and I feel a whole lot better, I can tell you!1343855740311
Zd92655: Read it again. From cover to cover. Wait. Learn Greek Hebrew and Aramaic first so you get the true gist. Then reply. Ps. I am still working on this myself.1343923128626
The Original Spoon: Are 'gagged' rape victims exempt?1344015943844
Anonymous: This sounds like Koran shit!1344047507103
Anonymous: Small minded simpletons controlled by fear......religion...lol...1352886837483

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Angel horse river evolution religion death life art
Angel horse river evolution religion death life art angel (24) , horse (151) , river (47) , evolution (36) , religion (396) , death (91) , life (63) , art (1150)

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Warg: Oh, come on! Post the unshopped version!1274948435922
Furore23: I calls it like I sees it!1274970646466
Anonymous: I lol'd when I saw it1276712534161
the7rafe7: reicarnation and evolution1276965189801
Brat Pfandl: thats waht hippies actually believe1277224660467
Anonymous: i lold my cock str81279799571929
Anonymous: how do they call it?1308070163692
vengance: wut up wid da guy wearin' a sleeping bag?1308088022787
Lickathesplit: Nope, i don't see anon, must be shopped or simply trap1308088357366
Anonymous: Hahahahaha winner1308121753126
gookheadcrusher: instead of some nice boobs we get a fucking haji1361939008363
liplocker_code3: Relitards.1414342560678
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Liberals on Religion
Religion god liberal opinion religion (396) , god (79) , liberal (8) , opinion (21)

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Anonymous: alot less car accidents in the middle east obviously1299882647841
Antiphon: What you just wrote....1300025619118
Greeft: Correct, roadside IED's have blown up most of the cars.1300025925888
Anonymous: All religions suck.1300419315542
Anonymous: Monothiesm = biggest assholes in history. (Nazi's = christians where the fuck is your god now)1302130250675
Anonymous: #31831302130299344
Anonymous: religion is dangerous, regardless of what you call it...1302130841713
Anonymous: Umm no. Nazi's were darwinist that hated the very idea of a God. They thought that they were in total control and could create a "superior race" through "selective breeding" and and extermination of the "inferior race". But...most people today are miseducated dumbfucks that were taught by ignorant bigots so it's not surprising.1304654266163
Anonymous: no all religion is stupid mindless zombies sucking jesus cawk1304714883806
Korzo: Hitler was a Catholic, often speaking of Christian German culture and an Aryan Christ and related atheism to communism. In Mein Kampf he says the Aryans were created by God, which was the basis for his "master race" obsessions... so it would appear that anon6163 is one of those miseducated dumbfucks.1305180205680
Anonymous: fuck the system anarchist communism whithout racism1305717385945
handbannana: Hitler believed in Odinism1306551083654
Anonymous: all religions are comfort-food for the idiots and pussies of the world1306570531513
MegaBite: ^^ agree 10000000000000% with anon, thanks my brother atheist1306570579952

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Prayer: How to do nothing and still think you're helping
Religion prayer help religion (396) , prayer (6) , help (19)

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Sinonymous: hahahaha.... fuckin farney1250601638481
bella: Just ask anyone in New Orleans1250723559449
Anonymous: Simple facts about religion are still always entertaining somehow.1250896627640
Anonymous: and beleiving in Obama isn't nuts?1264558847847
Anonymous: HA! Nice!1267070988678
crackerkiller5: i lol'd1267073700260
Anonymous: religion. such an easy target, LOL1267073799294
Hughbie: ^and funny as all fucking hell!!1267077375825
Anonymous: FTW1267088458364
Anonymous: its selfexorcism basically or maybe focussing on good memories (but watching a good movie might also help)1322845819425
Anonymous: hahahaha1322849101804
Furore23: It's the old-timey version of the internet petition.1322855113339
An mouse: ... have only one thing to say.... I D I O T S ! ! ! ! !1403634183517
Anonymous: ...and whatever IT is, it's over 9,000!! It's eleventy billion raised to the nth potato1403638235337

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Atheism fanboys - Seriously, you're impressing noone
4chan religion atheism 4chan (628) , religion (396) , atheism (17)

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Furore23: Wat lol.1274031810873
iprobablyhateyou: I TYPE IN CAPSLOCKS BECAUSE I HATE PEOPLE WHO EXPRESS OPINIONS AND IM TOO FULL OF MYSELF TO REALIZE THAT IM ACTUALLY A FAGGOT1274040820627
Anonymous: "atheists are all 14 year old basementdwellers [...] No, I don't believe in god" Underage b&1276947983810
Atheist: Atheists rock.1276948080392
Anonymous: atheists fail at life lol!1278364915448
Anonymous: is that your chuch's propaganda? my son just realized he could think by himself, what should i do? call the exorcist! if it doesn't work kill him with fire!1278554574737
Anonymous: Sorry if I offend, but look at the religious beliefs of the smartest people in the world... Take Stephen Hawking for example, Athiest. I'm pretty sure there is more to thier personal beliefs than being basement dwelling friendless fat kids who hate themselves. I have my own beliefs and don't try to impress them on others. This reminds me too much of Christianity, believe or die! rofl1278557793126
Anonymous: Some of the old testament stuff sounds like myths, but it is stupid to look at the world and think that we are the top of the chain. There are levels higher than humans and different dimensions.1278559239376
the7rafe7: god not real?1278574687789
the7rafe7: LOL1278574696638
fingerofdoom: yeah atheism isnt cool. or doesnt make you cool or look cool or sound cool or anything.1278576290684
Anonymous: Okay. I'm atheist, and this is bullshit. just like I don't go around doing.. well whatever that picture was, neither does the church. It's just what you believe, get over it.1278605146212
Grave: ^I believe you are gay1278605679656
Anonymous: Athiest are stupid. Religious people are stupid. Genocide for the Human Race 2012. Vote for me!1278605846824

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IF GOD LOVES ME WHY CAN'T I GET MY LOCKER OPEN?
Religion school lorraine peterson book title religion (396) , school (160) , lorraine peterson (1) , book (59) , title (6)

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Greeft: Because if you are stupid enough to believe in imaginary beings, locker technology would be on a par with rocket science and brain surgery to you.1339915655141
oooEYEooo: ..."because your a midget porn star with no fingers"...1340219928804

Quantum69
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Israel jew religion logic yahoo
Israel jew religion logic yahoo israel (74) , jew (189) , religion (396) , logic (17) , yahoo (40)

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kinganonymous: Test vote: Raise/Drop Rated.1275477815583
iprobablyhateyou: come on C... nigga you crazy.. God obviously doesn't keep niggers on the same level as everyone else1275485400669
Anonymous: What grinds my gears #1: the person posting that means it. #2: the number of upvotes it got. WTF1277326065589
Anonymous: And what did Dr House say about religious people?1277388983355
Anonymous: /snore1277404114574
Anonymous: God promised Manhatten Island to me in a dream last night. Could everyone please leave my Promised Land as soon as possible?1278149074581
Jehova: I declare Anon the king of the Internets. It will be his promised land until Rule #34 is proven false and I'll sure this never happens. Sincerely Jehova PS: WTF is this bitch talking about. I didn't promise them anything. I didn't write that stupid Book. Warmonging, self-righteous Jews did! These lying pieces of shit.1291726834827
Anonymous: The bible is a very entertaining piece if fiction full of nasty sex stories (Sex with animals, faggot sex, multiple partners, sex with children, plural marriage, burning naked children, etc..) Ancient pornography!1292649631862
BlazinWeed: ^ HAHA FTW!!1292649655175
Aryan mama: All right, it was me. Cowardice kept me anon for a long time. I love you, BlazinWeed.1292654385865
BlazinWeed: I love you too Aryan mama <31292654489540
Anonymous: fat stupid kike loving fugly nigger fucking cunt!1292695100105
daniel1302: ok i lolled HARD1294777632868
Greeft: A dog promised to fetch me the frisbee, so now all frisbees r belong to us.1294778228406

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