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God religion big bang hubble galaxy
God religion big bang hubble galaxy

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god (79) , religion (396) , big bang (4) , hubble (3) , galaxy (32)

darkstan: Ha ha. The Big Bang wins again.1320363941984
Everdark: thank you for explaining. again.1323932483687
Vikky: i Agree. But i still believe in a divine force until science explains me how big bang came and what was before the big bang,1323933311550
Vincent859: God and the Big Bang are not mutually exclusive. There is nothing about either idea that negates the other. Since the Big Bang is a singularity, it's impossible to ever know what caused it, or what events might have occurred prior to the Big Bang.1323940098238
Everdark: ^Intelligent design? :s1323940551855
Anonymous: ^ No. Intelligent Design is a shoddy attempt to retcon what we've learned about natural selection. It requires a feeble and unimaginative God and is therefore laughable to anyone who believes God is smart and powerful enough to build a universe that operates without being constantly meddled in.1323941415429
BnSneky: seems legit1323941642248
RubberG: You can see part of the Klingon Empire in the lower left.1323951081793
Anonymous: 8238: Yes, they are. Imagining something that is infinitely more complex than the phenomenon you are trying to explain is not only completely absurd and illogical, but also doesn't answer anything at all about the origin of the universe since you can't even begin to explain how this god of yours came to be, what it is made of, etc.1323951702149
Anonymous: So much space, mystery, & wonder. But no, God has all eyes on us, only us. Ridiculous little humans...1323964213320
Anonymous: boring1323964570435
Vincent859: 2149 Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. You win. But by winning you lose.1323965684287
Vincent859: An infinite being is able to give each of us his ENTIRE attention, and yes this goes for any extraterrestrials you may be alluding to.1323971563507
Vincent859: 0435 What's "boring" you? If it's this awesome picture, then you need to take another look, in my opinion.1323971762159
 
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ONE MORE THEORY
Religion noah ark theory

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religion (396) , noah (4) , ark (4) , theory (9)

battlestar: plausable in light of recent developments.1248625486617
Anonymous: i folded over backwards and headbutted my ankles laughing.1248630903449
BuggerChan: It's as likely as anything else in the Bible.1249159429233
rubberduckaziller: so true1254412351687
Hughbie: bastards...1254413075203
Anonymous: lol1255238681131
randyvanburen: motherfuhrers....1255239352801
brutalninja: probaly what happened1255246351450
Anonymous: the first seewar before history? ;)1271259515827
Grave: wow! this must be the truth!1271260029238
Squirrely1: EPIC!!!1271265724515
Anonymous: it is the truth i foretold it1271340436275

Furore23
Thanks Noah, you fucking ruined everything.
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Anonymous: that's funny1278278575175
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/36326/ONE_MORE_THEORY




THERE'S NO GOD NOW STOP WORRYING AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE
God life religion advice

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god (79) , life (63) , religion (396) , advice (280)

Anonymous: rape, rape, rape1273415709348
Pyramid Head: i know.... what gives?1275617748331
Samps: If that's true, then who gave us the gifts of bacon and weed?1275618616280
Anonymous: ^ pigs, and the ground1275618783922
Anonymous: ^but what gave us the pigs and the ground? FFFFFUUUUUUU1275618873450
Anonymous: why do they not realise this is the whole point of atheism?1275634071536
Anonymous: true true1275666000827
llamados0: That's all there is to it!1277399360151
AGENTDORK: im afraid of the day of my death. im going to go out in style like hitler1277408923119
Anonymous: ^Become an hero and do it faggot!1277412533123
Anonymous: I approve.1278606510521

crackerkiller5
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Anonymous: i disagree.1278618327629
Moongrim: Christians molest more often anyways1278628339157
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/122971/THERE'S_NO_GOD_NOW_STOP_WORRYING_AND_ENJOY_YOUR_LIFE




Pray to God - Expect result
Advice dog religion pray

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advice (280) , dog (514) , religion (396) , pray (20)

Bubble: I hope donaldd sets alight and is paralized at the same time, and melts to his chair, leaving only teeth as a sign he existed, and his mom who will find him in her basement 3 months later, because we knoew she fucking dispises him, will post them to each of us from c4c so we can have a piece of him, so he can never reincorinate himself.1254942794572
Bubble: i thort Pyro was propaine... even tho i grew to like Pyro, but know i don't know... i think this new fuckface donaldd might be the old waster... i hopes he gets b& but there no way you can b7 people who know the system... another name another account same cunt...1254943235770
donaldd: POOR BUBBLE ............ BABY BUBBLE....... BABY.......ARREUH1254949742283
Bubble: i'm 26 frenchtrol, well a dreams a dream, and we can only hope1254978702332
donaldd: I give you the solution : pray to god, sometimes they are miracles ....1254999696737
g-man: bollox1286108131839
YuLiekPicturz: man i just still fucking love this one, plain but makes the perfect point1295466183792
Grave: One time I prayed for rain, and it rained. CHECK, FUCKING, MATE.1295466593240
BlazinWeed: GOD DOES NOT EXIST!1295466617913
BlazinWeed: ALLAH DOES!1295466625214
avaL: NIGGER DOES!1295466635979
Anonymous: chuck norris does!1295466743658
avaL: ANON DOES!1295466766862
brassmonkee: Heavens to Betsy, can't we all just troll along?!1295470345970
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/57423/Pray_to_God_-_Expect_result




HEY ATHEISTS: If god doesn't exist, then how jesus walked on water? CHECKMATE.
Religion atheist itt question checkmate

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religion (396) , atheist (50) , itt (354) , question (218) , checkmate (1)

Grave: Yeah atheists, how?1276768240420
Anonymous: If God exists then why does he let people write books full of fiction and lies, and claim it's his word?1276768345160
devshade: because he is FUCKING HOOVER-JESUS!!!!!1276769332560

anonymous
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Furore23: He used boat-shoes.1276790217993
Cleetus: Because it was fucking Frozen.1276880408396
AlienNation: When the sun (son) rises or sets at the horizon, you see the cross and that's how the sun walk on the water.1276881815525
Sasi: Because he walked on an oil slick from a BP (Bethlehem Petroleum) spill.1276889227656
Anonymous: who´s there to proof the water walking?1276952750406
zbloh: the people who made up the walk-on-water-story were probably on meth or lsd1276954158968
the7rafe7: i lol'd and then i was like stiltz1276962321711
cybersinner: Sand bar1276981235313
Sasi: Jesus was not a mesías, but a ship. There were some translation errors in the Bible.1277003208883
Sasi: ^I meant "Messiah"1277003335676
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/134033/HEY_ATHEISTS:_If_god_doesn't_exist,_then_how_jesus_walked_on_water?_CHECKMATE.




Religion africa islam mosque building
Religion africa islam mosque building

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religion (396) , africa (214) , islam (101) , mosque (7) , building (74)

Kiap: Interesting construction. - Good to see you back, Z.1324523981539
Zobinsky: thanks Kiap:)1324524243157
Nickeh43: Lovefest up in this shit1324524278649
Vincent859: ^ I'm sure that's exactly why the Muslims cut off women's clitorises, so they can enjoy themselves at the lovefest.1324526468213
Anonymous: These are the guys who go chop yo dollar1324526612887
Moongrim: A Mosque made out of Playdoh....1324562719150
JohnBoy: Nice picture except for the niggers1324585012419
RubberG: That must be a bait motorcycle and the nigggers know it. Its the only explanation that its still there.1324607246488
StormTrooper: World's biggest sand castle1324619076651
KumDumpster: who knew shit could be piled so high1324659909210
Anonymous: mud, thats what Elbonia has to offer according to Scott Adams1330438648711
Spartak: it's like termit haouse.1330439624169
Anonymous: Sand Castle. Giant Watermelon, too.1331048965678
OONGA BOONGA: Its made of shit and aids1331049351361
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/198866/Religion_africa_islam_mosque_building




Christianforums.com 2007 Dec 02: "So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!" *** DNA: it will glomping melt you. CHECK MATE MOTHERFUCKER
DNA religion check mate religiolus

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DNA (7) , religion (396) , check mate (1) , religiolus (1)

Anonymous: and yet again we see that christians are just fucktards1247753122185
Hughbie: omg...christians etc...what a fucking joke. They believe in made up stories...what more can one say other than they are dumbfucks. They'll argue blue is yellow until they are blue in the face...fucktards...1247759741589
Anonymous: we have stomach acid, right? Christian Idiots.1247768338834
Anonymous: ^^ you mean yellow in the face, right?1247769262735
greatwhiteknight: christians are so fuckin dumb...proud to be agnostic1247799136621
rach3l: she's a poe, learn to fucking google1248934483914
Znon: zombie son of a magic space man who is his own father...makes sense.1248940419641
Anonymous: raised catholic became agnostic... fuck religion, in general1248967959141
Anonymous: agreed ^1248982077977
newfag: time for them to understand that acid disolves metals not everything1249663546192
Hughbie: ^time for newfags to learn that acids disolve more than just metals...we have but just one type in our stomach of the may out there. Yawn....1249664111649
Anonymous: "Steel does not melt!" Stupidity knows no creed1249664896686
Anonymous: The proud agnostic and catholic turned agnostic. You do realise that agnostic means you sit on the fence right? You believe in neither one or the other until proof is shown. You're proud of not having made your mind up yet? hmm, interesting. Oh, religion and religious people = contradiction and retarded.1249782097323
Anonymous: what a huge wanker.......i'd like to facepalm his face, but not into a palm but intead into a barbed-wire fence1260903501742
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/3303/Christianforums.com_2007_Dec_02:_"So_much_for_the_Theory_of_Evolution,_Check_MATE!"_***_DNA:_it_will_glomping_melt_you._CHECK_MATE_MOTHERFUCKER




THE HOLY BIBLE - 66 FAIRY TALES WRITTEN BY 40 AUTHORS IN THREE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, ON THREE DIFFERENT CONTINENTS, OVER APPROXIMATELY 1000 YEARS.
Bible religion fairy tale

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bible (44) , religion (396) , fairy tale (2)

Anonymous: And amazingly, it is all still true and still applies to all of our lives. We can find spiritual nourishment and personal salvation within this text, making it the only true science. You will find out for yourself...1261595082998
Anonymous: ^ hahahaha i believe in Santa Claus and Peter Pan too.1261597146608
Anonymous: 2998 is either a true believer or a troll (or both! *gasp*) And I thought I was the only Christiain back slidden enough to hang out here.1261651192401

Anonymous
^
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AAB26: damn you.. harsh critics1262307068722
guppyfour: nice.1262998361400
lonercs: Yes, the bilble has all the answers. Like hate other people because of there religion. Hate and discrimanate against the gays. Be a close-minded, ignorant douchbag,. Oh and much, much more.1263011049870
Wr104Gamma: No no no it's the word of god, silly...1263724724385
Anonymous: maybe you should read it before you shit all over it you might learn something other than how to be a dick1263761843941
Anonymous: holy shit1263764349592
Anonymous: isnt bein in 4chan itself a sin?.... TITS or GTFO1263765679315
SickNote: HOLY SHIT!1263776183715
SciencyTypeGuy: does it hace CP?1266213929146
Anonymous: I wonder which version this is... was it "written by God??" Like the others? LOL and LOL to the right wing /b/.1266216728323
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/76936/THE_HOLY_BIBLE_-_66_FAIRY_TALES_WRITTEN_BY_40_AUTHORS_IN_THREE_DIFFERENT_LANGUAGES,_ON_THREE_DIFFERENT_CONTINENTS,_OVER_APPROXIMATELY_1000_YEARS.




Cartoon popeye religion jesus last supper
Cartoon popeye religion jesus last supper

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cartoon (197) , popeye (4) , religion (396) , jesus (225) , last supper (11)

Pyro: magical1285560452204
weeone: couldn't pass it up1285563068911
MrPerspective: Take this and eat, for this is me spinnetch.1300557949658
Aganonymous: super1300584088524
crazyassmofo: Awesome1300591913559
KriSega: kick ass!!!!!!1300636574936
BnSneky: Jebus?1300636730570
MrPerspective: ^ Nope. Popeye.1300690679628
MrPerspective: And C'thulhu hiding under the table eating scraps.1300690715194
Mota: So what was the deal with Brutus and Bluto?1347694924644
Anonymous: I hate this comic and the fucking idiot, he has tumors in his hands and suffers from a severe brain damage1347699067827
MrPerspective: Oooh, christians worldwide are SO going to riot and arson after this!1352762462491
Anonymous: Lots of clever touches, like Bluto in Judas' seat. A+1525519905262
Anonymous: Looks like Brutus lost a bet.1525657333863
Name: Comment:
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/151570/Cartoon_popeye_religion_jesus_last_supper




This is what Christians actually believe
Religion noah ark

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religion (396) , noah (4) , ark (4)

Anonymous: I lol'd. Comeback to the SP scientology episode?1245375141630
Anonymous: Where are teh 2 pedobears?1245376533784
Anonymous: ^ already in there seeing who is suitable.1245379381763
Anonymous: shopped.1247674846512
Bubble: shopped? it's a fucking drawing! where's the chipmonkspiders?1247675705178
Anonymous: cheese?1247679239309
Anonymous: The bible says two of certain, mentioned animals. Only jackass bible belters think it's 2 of every animal/unicorn?1247681972925
Anonymous: not only christians, 'noah ark" stories have been found through out many ancient civilizations retardonets... now wheres the kiddy porn button?!!!1247763688405
GOD: Oh Bubble you tickle me . Chipmonkspiders were my favorite creation next to the mudkip and the asshole banana bunny dog .1248213488318
Anonymous: comparable to the belief among primitives today that the world will be saved if we offer credits to the Carbon God1248216970518
Anonymous: Jesus is not Noah,Noah matters not.1264731346501
Anonymous: 2925: the concept is two of every animal that you want to survive the flood... therefore noah must have brought two of every animal that is still around today.1265704525724
pocket: lol @ asshole banana bunny dog. again.1265736015709
Anonymous: www .tektonics .org / af/ arkbeasts. html -- laugh now, fuckers.1267376508471
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/26829/This_is_what_Christians_actually_believe




Did you know? The original Consitution of the United States that was ratified in 1789 had only on reference to religion
Usa constitution religion

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usa (442) , constitution (6) , religion (396)

Moongrim: Because that's all Conservatives have got to offer- Fear.1326729873123
HungLoh: Change history and you can change the future.1326730353925
Poopalotacus: So do you believe in government social programs and redistribution of wealth?1326732563138
fiveby5: ^yes, poop. yes he does...1326737638554
Anonymousis: Communism FTW.1326738367288
Anonymous: Communism was the reason for this and osama was the reason for anti-terrorism laws. State of emergency is an easy path if you want to change laws.1326738891872
cybersinner: ...1326739204292
idrankallthebeer: fear is the opiate of the masses. look at the shit we did after 911. if we could just get rid of the religious zealots and racist inbreds, we might have a chance.1326742055651
anonymous: ^nigger1326759600606
Bunglicker: Fuck yeah! So true! Keep religious bullshit/ shit heads OUT of our government. Build up that wall of separation of church and state!1326760643902
Anonymous: YES!!! Ron Paul 20121326762194129
Epic Win: sauce plz?!1326762230885
Epic Win: Too many "butt hurtin'" niggers, Jews, kikes, spics, and filthy rich pasty cracker motherfuckers in Government for it to ever be anything but a giant "ponzi scheme"!!!1326762487546
Cunt81: Fuck the nigger-loving progressive cocksucker that came up with this horseshit!1326762958895
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/201674/Did_you_know?_The_original_Consitution_of_the_United_States_that_was_ratified_in_1789_had_only_on_reference_to_religion




Al-Asma-Ul-Husna (The Beautiful Names Of God)
Islam religion muslim god name

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Islam (101) , religion (396) , muslim (92) , god (79) , name (23)

anon: wth? do they have a god for poop as well?1283295261205
Limerick: Congratulations.1283295619242
XENU: IM DOINITRITE!1283296391746
Anonymoose: yeah suck on that christfag1283331439995
NSFW: And now onto the B's...1283338982836
Harvey: \n// Al-Shockir: The Lord of Shock. "two in the pink, one in the stink"1283346179311
XENU: ^i RORd...1283346396912
Anonymous: Where's El Kabong?1283374493881
XENU: Kabong? Shits been cashed, man1283434085995

Anonymous
ALLAH ACKBAR
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Anonymoose: I am Al Awezumh1283600373402
uriar: i am Al Yahudi1283637126956
Anonymous: This belief system is bullshit.. just ask Al-Alim1283638374626
Anonymous: What a load of old bollocks...1283638711195
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/147744/Al-Asma-Ul-Husna_(The_Beautiful_Names_Of_God)




Austrian driver's religious headgear strains credulity
Law pastafarian licence religion article

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law (29) , pastafarian (1) , licence (3) , religion (396) , article (57)

veranet: Fucking awesome! All hail the great Flying Spaghetti Monster! May his noodly appendage touch you.1310842829798
Anonymous: RIP Niko Belic1310850799622
Last_Resort: Douschebag. i don't what annots me more. Religious fundamentalists or the aethiests that make it their mission to ridicule them1310869637254
Anonymous: ^ nice english, fagfuck. this is pure win.1310886818935
fiveby5: ^^pastafarians annot me too1310926072717
MrPerspective: Hey, Pastafarism is a legitimate belief too, you know. I'm thinking of converting myself. XD1311048671112
Anonymous: ^ yeah at least i can taste pasta amirite?1311240980951
Anonymous: The breaking of SPAGHEDDY and drinking of wine was introduced to the apostles by Jesus.1311253139270
Tres: I'm going to start a local parish so I can be the head colandar. To be the noodly appendage, you must first make it through the sieve of Fettuccine.1311272663891
anonymule: where is your god now, fags?!1311283566561
Aryan gurl: dumb Euro fags1311283802550

Anonymous
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Anonymous: take that, government!1311842096708
Lickathesplit: LOL, epic victory for religion, he tricked them like a boss, looks a bit like a bum though..1311899947387
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/182287/Austrian_driver's_religious_headgear_strains_credulity




JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! - YES MY SON. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
Pig cartoon jesus religion

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pig (72) , cartoon (197) , jesus (225) , religion (396)

Jesus: I find this offensive1272682438149
Aalfred666: He could do it if he wanted to.1272683788685
Greg: ^^^lol1272689082580
moarcp: i wonder what would 'omfg' look like1272693613141
Anonymous: you see this right here is the great thing about aetheism1279981353364
mom102938: @Jesus You find this offensive yet you are on the most disturbing sight in the world? Hmmm? I think it's hilarious!1279981538487
barak osama:   ▲1279996248880
barak osama: ▲ ▲1279996256832
Anonymous: epic win my good sir1280020184932
MR.FAMAS: this fucking STUPID!1280068606819
Harvey: Fred Negro FTW!1284989176569
communistamerica: fucking christians how do they work1285511649459
YuLiekPicturz: wow so old..1285517796564
Anonymous: This is repulsive and disturbing. What is wrong with you? this was disrespectful and frankly, it makes me feel sick. Jesus will remember this in Heaven. I am a christian, and for my school paper I stumbled across this sight.i hope you will remove this.1287709834414
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/112339/JESUS_FUCKING_CHRIST!_-_YES_MY_SON._HOW_MAY_I_HELP_YOU?




SOME THINGS ARE BETTER THAN MONEY
Money troll religion christian waiter tip

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money (145) , troll (237) , religion (396) , christian (50) , waiter (3) , tip (3)

huxley: what's worse is finding one in the street when you are waling along broke and hungry...1321922474720
LastResort: The 9/11 conspiracy ones with Bush and Cheney have made me drop f-bombs more than once.1321923400145
StormTrooper: Shit, I gotta print some of those up for those nasty bitch waitresses that take forever to refill my coffee cup1322028738185
darkstan: ^Be nice to waitresses.1322224848990
Anonymous: Get a different job if you don't like it. You don't deserve extra money, you deliver food from a cook. Jesus spoke of humility, and you should listen.1322232977918
Anonymous: Learn to spell atheist, maybe then you'll be able to find a better job.1322233688386
Epic Win: don't spend it all in one place!1322637260525
Furore23: ^^^ Says the parasitic basement-dweller with a degree in nothing.1322649970227
Dick Gazinya: I make about $24 an hour as a member of management and don't have a college degree. I can buy a copy of Battfield 3 evey day for a month if I wanted to. Go find another job and quit complaining.1322653745456
Veritas_777: Choosing to go to Hell -- the atheist's prerogative since circa A.D. 33.1322654911653
LastResort: ^^ I make $25 an hour. I win1322677959802
Anonymous: I need a thousand of these to put in collection plates and give to religious assholes begging for Jesus!!!1322679633761
Anonymous: ^ WIN!1322707461327
Anonymous: They used to print that crap on imitation twenties...1323093100948
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/195782/SOME_THINGS_ARE_BETTER_THAN_MONEY




ATHEISM - Atheism is to religion like bald is to hair color
Atheism religion bald

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atheism (17) , religion (396) , bald (21)

Wr104Gamma: metaphorical failure.1263456881900
Anonymous: A boring and meaningless wannabe-aphorism.1263479722479
Anonymous: obviously made by a religious person, shows their lack of logic and reason1263495611458
Anonymous: I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C :(.. SADFACE1263503028511
Anonymou: Can't tell if this is meant to be pro- or anti-atheist :S1267860311236
DropkickMurphy: Being a clever motivational, its tuff1267888637815
Anonymous: Put it another way, the christocult is like eating sheep shit, islam like eating camel shit and hinduism like eating cow shit. Atheists don't eat shit.1268941997827
Anonymous: Its anti atheism. But it fails badly.1269291346776
Warg: .... my hair is brown.1270783202206
AmorousDonkey: no, see "bald" is not a hair color, and that is being used to say that atheism is not a religion. It's really not that hard.1282607584186
Anonymous: Fuck all superstitious religious nonsense!1282609245177
daftfreak123: the game1282624770838
Glennocide@wrk: i lost FAIL PICK FAILS!1305196064766
Cat Funt: Redundant.1305197049566
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/73255/ATHEISM_-_Atheism_is_to_religion_like_bald_is_to_hair_color




I AM AGAINST RELIGION BECAUSE IT TEACHES US TO BE SATISFIED WITH NOT UNDERSTANDING THE WORLD. - RICHARD DAWKINS
Religion atheist science richard dawkins quote

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fiveby5: amen1338305828374
mischievious: ugh so tired of these crooks selling lies for tax free profit. how are people so retarded to follow any of that crap1338305963554
KofeeAnon: I WOnder the same thing every day Misch1338342614859
Anonymous: Fox says Jesus wants you to vote Republican.1354513320354
my99Busa: I've seen Dawkins get his butt kicked in a debate about this stuff. ...Now what do we do?1354514715464
Anonymous: It's how scientists get funded, Dawkins is just shilling for his homies1354573857818
Anonymous: Hmmmm, common theme is Islam? Who’Da Thunk It?1355159864264
Rymnonymous: Religion is the greatest bullshit story ever told1355196290628
Anonymous: Dick Dawk knows what he's talking about when he talks about not understanding things.1355202186810
Hans Dampf: Dorkins is doing the same as religionfags, just replacing "religion" by "science". Same old infidel-bashing. Remember what "science" told us a couple of decades ago, Dorkins?1355221701859
Anonymous: ^ Told us that religion is batshit crazy then, tells us the same now. Any story that starts with a talking snake, stars an all powerful invisible man, co-stars his son the jewish zombie, and calls itself nonfiction, is bat-shit crazy.1355240761264
gookheadcrusher: religion answers questions beyond understanding1356899174614
Bonefish: ^Bullshit. If a question is, "beyond understanding", than it can't be answered. Religion has offered human beings reassuring platitudes and stories about mysteries that no one could answer for thousands of years. Science has given, and continues to give, real answers. Science says, if you work hard at a mystery of the Universe, you'll eventually find an answer. Science says there is nothing....1356899989874
pepe64: Right. Religion teaches us it is ok to rape-marry 6yo girls. I not understand. Ahhhh, yes, islam1356900168507
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/215946/I_AM_AGAINST_RELIGION_BECAUSE_IT_TEACHES_US_TO_BE_SATISFIED_WITH_NOT_UNDERSTANDING_THE_WORLD._-_RICHARD_DAWKINS




Athiests - if God doesn't exist - there's no heaven nor hell
Advice religion atheist

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Greeft: HAHAHAHAHAHA theologic is just so fucked HAHAHAHAHA1279457130801
Anonymous: Ever heard of social consciousness? Dumbfuck....1279462700812
Anonymous: turn it around... are you actually saying that you are only good because you think you will get rewarded? that's pretty cold, dude1279468182129
Grave: so the only thing keepin you from not raping your 4 years-old neighbor's daughter, is because an invisible space daddy will send you to hell if you'll do it? that's not moral, that's how you teach a dog.1279470346259
Anonymous: so what you're saying, is that you've got a problem, that's totally your problem, but you'd like to find a way to make that problem my problem, but here's the problem, it's not my problem.1279519975994
Anonymous: waisted space1279520014888
Wr104Gamma: With freedom from moral decree, comes the neccesity of developing what is called a social consciousness. We must balance the desires of our primal mind with the restraint of our logical mind, which says rape, murder, and torture are ethically and socially wrong. We know something is wrong becuase of itIf you don't understand this, try religion1279522920293
Wr104Gamma: Without the "fact" that the easter bunny was hovering in the sky, you would ACT OUT the thoughts of killing your mother and raping your dog? Your primal ape mind wants to rape and murder because it used to be required to continue life. In order to turn it off completely, bash your head into your keyboard and post a response1279523466469
the7rafe7: laws are imaginery, its up to the people to support and enforce them, the same applies with god.1279540740275
Jesus: ^derp1280462505782
Anonymous: The path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life and the fear of death and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge1280466833100
BigDaddyD: I agree with grave. Well said.1280514522268
Not So Anonymous: Justice is a human invention, in reality it's rarely achievable, but that wont stop people ruining lives demanding it1280514712184
WhiteShark: rape the dog? rob a bank? wtf are you serious? I can't believe religious fags could be so stupid...there's no need of god to understand that some things aren't good to do. Now gtfo and do your homework1280514833320
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/137627/Athiests_-_if_God_doesn't_exist_-_there's_no_heaven_nor_hell




Rev. Peter Popoff Miracle Spring Water - CALL NOW! Receive This Biblical Point Of Contact!
Religion miracle water

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Pyro: I actually saw this commercial....I died a lil on the inside when I did1251863118482
Hughbie: Christians...wtf?1251863730337
Pyro: Exactly what I thought1251863792313
Anonymous: Check him out on ED. Troll the fuck out of him. If anyone has ever deserved the wrath of anonymous, it's this douchebag.1251864950701
Anonymous: they are Con Artists like Al Gore1251865155996
Hughbie: I sense a mission here...a 4chan mission....FORWARDS people...we must troll...1251865363640
Pyro: Trolling for the greater good1251867269982
ImaD00d: Seriously. "Peter Popoff" on ED. He was exposed as a fraud years ago and now he's back doing the same old shit. TROLL HIM.1251867652907
Pyro: TROLL HIM HARD!!1251868322930
Anonymous: Christian, my ass. This guy's a con-man who decided to go for a lower-risk market. I remember this from about 15 years ago, is he back? God Damn him.1254946035332
you: Christianity is a con. But popoff has the whole con down real well.1254967249996
Anonymous: James Randi exposed this guy as a fraud on the Tonight Show in the 80's. He's still in business.1254984952744
Beavis: Heh Heh! He said Popoff! Heh Heh!1255236811428
Anonymous: facepalm1257576339320
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/4119/Rev._Peter_Popoff_Miracle_Spring_Water_-_CALL_NOW!_Receive_This_Biblical_Point_Of_Contact!




Man wants 'hell' taken out of 'hello'
News article hello hell religion

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Anonymous: A big Heaveno shout out to all Texans out there...........1255043775430
Pyro: Ah hell1255043804777

Anonymous
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Anonymous: No. MAKE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH!!!1255238593360
ImaD00d: Ahh... Texas. Why don't they just fucking seceed already. (sorry, Jessica)1255240917642
boettcher: hey, I was born in Texas. Not all the people there are conservative republitard rednecks. A lot of them are Mexican gangsters, who will stab you if they don't like your face.1255646876901
Beats0nLosers: ^SUPRISE BUTTSEXS^1255647505797
Samps: As a conservative Christian, I apologize on my behalf for this total fuckwit. Quite typical of flea market employees in the deep south.1255650862249
Anonymous: As conservative christain and Texan, I do not agree this this dumbass (not Samps, Samps is cool, I'd even hump his leg).1255653319851
Samps: Sure, help yourself.1255669710450
Squirrely1: Better stick with the flea market bummy....1256207098176
Bubble: o1256218469711
Anonymous: I havee no problem with your God. It is his followers i can't stand1256227572465
ImaD00d: Heaveno c4c!! I'm baaaaaack!!1256229648294
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/57723/Man_wants_'hell'_taken_out_of_'hello'




THE JEW HAS MULTIPLE PENISES!
Jew penis religion comic

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Furore23: Poe's Law.1328309193226
Harvey: Alt cap: This is what village idiots really believe.1328322039706
Moongrim: Got Syria?1328372797245
Lexicon: I like how "unibrow" required explaination.1328445714107
Anonymous: look what evolution did to Jews ... and god chose their men to evolve ofcourse and the other guys just devolved1340647348991
Anonymous: Sems legit1340720431987
Hughbie: well someone got creative...1340720577917
Itzcuintle: Too sick not to be funny. LOL I can't take this seriously but I sure as hell can laugh at it!1340722846273
Anonymous: surely its "penii""??1343861296360
Anonymous: Drawn by a jew1353932240940
Dr.Ruth: No wonder Hitler got refused from artschool1353933169792
Stalker: So this is why there are so many jews.1353937849500
Anonymous: this is EXACTLY what the Minister's sermon was about last Advent Sunday!1418714203130
Bulbasaur111919: Lol at scared Christians.1418766294579
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/203847/THE_JEW_HAS_MULTIPLE_PENISES!




Islam quran religion
Islam quran religion

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Anonymous: He came1269802193956
beepb00p: stick a bayonet blade down the muslims throat1269833263253
Anonymous: ^^ or a cock1269835720185
CreepisKryp: Beeps, more power too ya...This muslim's brain is obviously erased.1269841988625
Anonymous: Islam MADAFAKAR!1269865215992
Hughbie: mmmmallahmuddafarkarmmmmm1269956259911
the7rafe7: first stick a bayonet down his throat then a dick and make him swallow his own blood mixed with your cum and shit (assuming you shti yourself while having an orgasm and it slid down your dick into his mouth)1270034199573
Omni: I see why they're so fucked, they write in chicken scratch1271218110781
Samps: Why is he holding toilet paper?1271227220128
Grave: Jizzed in my.... whatever that thing is.1272040454833
Anonymous: "shove a goat cock down my throat and dangle it's bawlz awn ma chin"1272121951695
Anonymous: bible koran same thing1272128564234
Akingu: lalalalalalalalallalalalallalalalalallalalallaalallalalallalalalalallala1272129157959
Moongrim: Now in two ply1272642197493
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/106303/Islam_quran_religion




You are retarded if you believe in any of these things...
Retard ITT religion

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Burrgeezy: God1311123501480
Squirrley1: Liberalism...1311123513427
veranet: "buy one get one free"1311124857437
Greeft: ^ BOGOFF!1311125366681
Captngeetch: I promise not to cum in your mouth1311125861161
Burrgeezy: Just the tip...1311125888414
anonymule: BOGO sales1311126521562
Anonymous: a smart nigger, a honest politician, a 12 year old virgin1311127434334
Cunt81: ....That socialism of any kind, in any amount will actually work.1311128244420
ANARCHONYMOUS: That government of any kind is actually for the people's benefit1311128334949
Greeft: Socialism... nope, capitalism... nope, communism... nope. How about we all try autism next?1311130444423
Anonymous: women1311130942486
chumpno1: she will blow you for the rest of your life1311133799839
danielsimba: Rape.1311143670164
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/182565/You_are_retarded_if_you_believe_in_any_of_these_things...




PICTURE UNRELATED
Religion spiderman jesus punch thread unrelated bicycle unicycle

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Anonymous: What do you mean? It's totally related. It's obviously Spider-Man getting back from a mexican Holiday, sensing danger as he spots this mass-manipulating dude, he decides to take action, so the J-man tries to set him on fire and attempts to escape on a stolen bike, but Spider-Man is too fast and breaks his jaw. Hopefully that'll teach him!1283030642439
Limerick: Except that's a unicycle.1283141333666
crackerkiller5: mexican spider-man punching jesus christ who is riding a unicycle?......makes sense to me.1283153867443
Pyro: ON FIAH1283153948200
Rorix: Meanwhile in Tijuana...1288543312743
Nickeh43: Oh hey this happened to me yesterday! WTF?1288563291936
Leashedhate: ^You caught on fire and punched Jesus?1288563368853
AwesomeAnonymous!: 0.25 secs later and spiderman has over 9000 lightening bolts shooting up his arse1288571053971
Anonymous: So what? I've seen a movie where the TMNT fuck each other.1288648435450
Nickeh43: @LH.... yeah, so? *shifty eyes*1288718917232
chrud: spidey is just turning the other jesus cheek for him...1294606917919
Maddi: ^No, Spidey is Hitler that is all.Goodbye.1295875905159
NonComposMentis: Nice picture unrelated1320799922689
Anonymous: so THATS how they were able to save Hitler's brain.....makes sense now...1339189281205
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/147027/PICTURE_UNRELATED




ISLAM WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD - (FREEDOM CAN GO TO HELL)
Muslim religion protest europe sharia law

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Smosh: I-S-L-A-M? More like I-S-L-A-M-E!1339008794660
Grund1e: islam can wrap itself in bacon and pick pages from the quaran out of my toilet.1339018435387
Arschloch33: iSlam anyone?1339020087354
pepe64: fleebitten goatfucking subhuman filth. Napalm it.1339025562125
fiveby5: i'm so glad that i at least have enough freedom left to tell you ragheaded fuckers that muhammed was struck down when a drone travelled back in time& caught him fucking a goat, simultaneously getting fucked by a pig, all the while being ridiculed by a dominate mother-in-law in a hellish dust pit surrounded by a forrest of burning korans. with poo on him.1339049503467
KofeeAnon: muhammed sucks pig dicks, eats bacon dipped in pig feces. Muhammed also likes to stick his tongue up his gay lovers asshole. Cock sucking false prophet. Fuck Mohammed, fuck Islam. You 3rd world country rag headed child molesting cockless faggots. K done.1339053859966
bshaun2: Good luck with that1355902522788
Mr. SABE!: Islam will only rule the world after niggers are able to find the cure for kfc addiction, you know... like... NEVER1355904081807
Anonymous: how cute, makes me wanna deport & drop em over the ocean. fuck I slam, MICHAEL JORDAN SLAMS -you just suck1356354474485
gookheadcrusher: two twirling 500 pound canisters of napalm... I can dream1356363594582
Anonymous: the muslim obama is helping these animals with your tax dollars and with your children's money since the chimp is borrowing from china to finance the "arab animal spring" and its muslim brotherhood family.1356400813248
Anonymous: delusional fucktards1356631379711
Anonymous: Smosh LOL1356635467415
Anonymous: ^ seconded. Smosh = excellent. It can be crusades tiem now plz?1357151397185
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/216592/ISLAM_WILL_DOMINATE_THE_WORLD_-_(FREEDOM_CAN_GO_TO_HELL)





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Church public penis ass nude religion blasphemy
Church public penis ass nude religion blasphemy

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Anonymous: Someone's gonna have some 'splainin' to do on Judgement Day lol1274926537836
Anonymous: holy goatse?1274937978591
cliptoe: So get down upon your knees Fiddle with your rosaries Bow your head with great respect And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect1275000629303
Anonymous: holy asshole1277045426862
veranet: Its communion time, come get your meat!1277062586665
cv0712d: transubstantiation of bread into the body1277063377366
Atheist: "I left my collar here somewhere."1277063562571
cv0712d: He's looking for a prayer book.1277064356343
Anonymous: Hell, if God doesn't exist why did He create choirboys?1277066722358
Anonymous: Someone got fucked over in church today.1279517229410
Anonymous: i might be atheist butt that is wrong asshole1279518025930
Anonymous: another priest looking for his alter boy!1279718406670
Anonymous: i'm all for a good laugh...but desecrating a house of worship is taking it a little too far c'mon guys...this shit ain't funny...have a little faith :(1279720436845
Anonymous: Genesis 2:25: "And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed."1279762636805
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/129232/Church_public_penis_ass_nude_religion_blasphemy




IF AN ATHEIST IS WRONG, HE GOES TO HELL. IF A CHRISTIAN IS WRONG, NOTHING HAPPENS. THERE IS NO REASON TO BE AN ATHEIST.
Atheist religion logic advice

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Anonymous: Yes there is, it increases your chanses of going to heaven. What if you belive in the WRONG god? God is petty and wont forgive that, not beliving in anyone might still land you a place...1270423899808
bump: if a christian is wrong he has been an asshole for a very long useless life1270424873974
CreepisKryp: CORRECT! No reason AT ALL to be an ATHEIST. HENCE, I AM AN ATHEIST JUST BECAUSE!! WOOOO!1270425963995
CreepisKryp: <<COWARDLY WORDS.1270426027391
Anonymous: There is no heaven or hell1270426129137
bananaman: atheists don't have to dress-up like an asshole and go to church every sunday1270591944186
KarmaPickles: Well what if our Universe is a mere cell in another Universe and God lives up there not here. I always thought he was Santa's mean ass brother.1270593845975
God: If I'm God and you don't send me all your money, you will go to hell. Keep in mind that I have the mentality of a three-year-old (i.e. I gets mad when you mention my name in trivial reference). So there is no reason to risk your soul for money.1270603663912
Katlyng420: < I expect that kind of logic from Christians. Way to go sheck!1270610426332
Hughbie: lol....dumbarse religous fail logic... If an atheist is wrong they are wrong. Simple as that. If a christian is wrong, well thats just normal.1270616760707
Anonymous: ^ lol'd, so true1270871261703
Anonymous: What if the potato king gives salvation to all athiests but kills all those spudless fuckers you call Christians???1270872687810
Warg: So... We should practice one religion, as opposed to all others, or none, out of fear for the consequences described in said religion? WTF1270873478176
Anonymous: ppl are atheist so they dont have to waste there life following a fake god1270886290525
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/108442/IF_AN_ATHEIST_IS_WRONG,_HE_GOES_TO_HELL._IF_A_CHRISTIAN_IS_WRONG,_NOTHING_HAPPENS._THERE_IS_NO_REASON_TO_BE_AN_ATHEIST.




Chick-Fil-A We are now HIRING!
Message christian work flyer religion ad HR

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Anonymous: (small print)1331382903296

Hughbie
fucktards...
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iprobablyhateyou: im pretty sure that's not real... even though chic fil a is a christian company it's illegal to ask many of those questions during a hiring process1331395024787
AnotherAnon: Yet that doesn't stop many companies.1331397349770
Zombeh: Just looked it up. Fake.1331453882260
Munster: A paper burger, tasty food with kechup...1331573730935

MadNiggerish
1331574301812
Bonefish: Fake. But it is owned by backward looking, southern, bible-fondling, redneck Christards. And what the fuck kind of name is "Chick-Fil-A"?1409567980457
Anonymous: chick filet = chicken breast1409568082329
Bonefish: ^Then call it that.1409568155801
Anonymous: Ate there few weeks ago. Clean, polite service and the employees didn't look like the downs syndrome/niggers you see at other places.1409571783486
Anonymous: Let he who is without sin be the first to be hired by chick-fil-a1409587345925
Bulbasaur111919: Doesn't the bible say something about it being easier to walk a camel through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven? Presumably the top brass of this company are going to have more than a few pennies to rub together. I bet the cunts even have a swimming pool.1409587795667
liplocker_code3: ^Yep, it's full of bullshit. We all know that. Just as that "company" that serves it to its customers.1413747626467
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/208475/Chick-Fil-A_We_are_now_HIRING!




HERE FOLLOWS A LIST OF SEVERAL DEMONS - AND THEIR SIGILS OF SUMMONING
Demon satan religion chart

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demon (14) , satan (16) , religion (396) , chart (154)

RiddleMeThis: Oooooo-kayyyyyy *sidling towards the door*1283142972109
Moongrim: I'll file that down in my esoteric drawer1283170662779
Harvey: None of them will invoke you getting laid1283203722690

Redrocco
1283205527931
Anonymous: what kind of nerds came up with this pointless pointlessness?1283205679106
XENU: It worked on your mom, Moon1283216602983
Nickeh43: Well hell, if nothing else I have some cool names for kids or pets1283223189132
savageman69: all satanist suck a dick1283224022775
mACÄK: transistor and resistors... the rest i never use1283375582836
Harvey: \n// SZCHOCKIR. Two Demons in the pink, one Demon in the stink.1283376003711
anon: holy hand grenade!1283376877347
Anonymous: useless shit1283379663335
Twinchlian: Tried the Succubi. It worked. Got laid. She was hot. Some burns, but no scars. Go for it.1283467801466
Anonymous: its only for emergences?1283496591739
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/147353/HERE_FOLLOWS_A_LIST_OF_SEVERAL_DEMONS_-_AND_THEIR_SIGILS_OF_SUMMONING




Blood sheep lamb religion ritual
Blood sheep lamb religion ritual

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RKB: lamb of christ1333731925694
Poopalotacus: after this, we're all going out for pizza! YAY!!!!1333811468340
MegaShit: Now throw in some onions and simmer over a low heat for four hours.1333817229487
Anonymous: what the f...1333822186914
sumdumfuckr: red lube 100% natural1334217838557
Quisine69: I see a naked chick in there1334275582639
paraxdnb: meanwile in albania1334322427875
Anonymous: oh this chick is bloody>>>hot! lol1340643895310
Mackan52: Yay, cult stuff1340644117617
Canucklehead: Too bad their not muzzies with a big vat of pork rinds.1340651955250
been there bangin': fucking medieval1340655247611
Anonymous: "This will make your underwear Holy.... and who doesn't love underwear with holes"?1340660827508
Itzcuintle: Where is this from?1340838149719
djh123: banner's backyard ^1340838203483
 
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The United States is in no sense founded upon the Christian Doctrine.
Jesus hypocrisy fundamentalism usa constitution quote religion

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Harvey: All your base are belong to us.1286482381310
defeat: This is good.1286483576582
Anonymous: and the learned spoke to and for the people and they have been fucking ignored by the stupid...1286484161781
Anonymous: and yet here we are...1286484239857

Anonymous
jesus is totally not satan
1286505258671
Furore23: ^ Thank you! Anon delivers.1286542568555
Greeft: Well said, but why is Jesus white? He most definitely was not white, so why is he portrayed as such in pretty much all of western popular culture?1286543270658
Furore23: ^ Because white people are the best, and if Jesus is all he's cracked up to be...1286544031146
Greeft: ^But Jesus wasn't all he was cracked up to be. He existed but wasn't the son of a fairy tale being.1286550807659
Furore23: ^ He still cock-punched Hitler and seduced the Bee-Girls from Saturn, so, yeah.1286642041103
Greeft: Remember Jesus died for our sins. So start sinning like crazy you fuckers or it was just an empty futile gesture.1286663251498
Anonymous: Both Pictures are Correct.. The True God is the Devil. Who created Christ to give a Ballance and Hope and the Challenge of Life itself.1297245069307
Anonymous: they have nigger for president - what did you expect???1297287534129
pocket: Google images>Jon McNaughton, if you need another reason to laugh @ christianity. Somehow I don't think Thomas Jefferson would approve.1297288587745
 
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List of Religions by Age - Muslims believe that Jews read the first holy book, Christians read both the first and the second, while they read the third and last version - So is Judaism, Christianity, & Islam a trilogy? Like Lord of the Rings?
Religion info christianity islam

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Limerick: Confuscianism was a philosophy, as was taoism. The two are generally grouped with legalism for this reason. Buddhim is theistic in that it deals with gods and afterlife but is (perhaps purposefully) nonspecific about them other than buddha after his death.1282944162564
Moongrim: Then Mormons must be like: the Hobbit1282949841138
Limerick: ^The cartoon version.1282949883300
Knome: wow thk u1285525273891
Roman: LOL, the 3rd book is just Muhammad written it by himself and use it to control stupid sand niggers1296158678596
Anonymous: Abraham was a cunt1296168981342
InjectableMonster: Islam has nothing on Lord of the Rings, however it has the ticket on womens rights.1296169125261
Ranxerox: So Hinduism didn't have a founder? A bunch of people just woke up one morning and said"Hey, lets be Hindus, fuck it."1296169915423
MrPerspective: ^^^ STFU, you're blasphemating Pres. Lincoln, who died a martyr !1349827231903
Anonymous: Hinduism is monotheistic. Brahman underlies all gods and is the destination of all worship, by the transitive property.1349844710598
Anonymous: well, lotr was about a bunch of dudes roaming the country....still, with lotr at least people understand it's fiction ! if only tolkien would've been brave enough to call it a religion ....1349958481692
Anonymous: And just like the Tolkien trilogy, it too is a fable, woven by quaking herdsmen in their tents, as thunder boomed about them.1360567879260
Anonymous: thats right - all the books were written at once, but only released at set intervals1360615025790
Anonymous: bit more like "aliens" really. the characters in old testament was just men dressed up - but in the koran the characters were fully computer animated1360615225957
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/144607/List_of_Religions_by_Age_-_Muslims_believe_that_Jews_read_the_first_holy_book,_Christians_read_both_the_first_and_the_second,_while_they_read_the_third_and_last_version_-_So_is_Judaism,_Christianity,_&_Islam_a_trilogy?_Like_Lord_of_the_Rings?




CREATIONISTS - REFUSE TO ACCEPT THESE ARE BOTH APES BUT HAVE NO PROBLEM ACCEPTING THESE ARE BOTH CANIDS, WHY?
Evolution religion hypocrisy

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RubberG: Switch the white guy out for a nigger. Problerm solved.1337444478704
Anonymous: DUN DUN1354018027347
gookheadcrusher: TOO funny Rubber G! dog & coyotes can mate, not the others1354060165776
Anonymous: Top left is Barack Obama.1354067926485
Anonymous: ^5776, how do we know for sure they can't mate? Seriously, has anyone actually tried boinking a chimp yet to see if it can reproduce from human sperm?1354082687232
Lexicon: ^Chimps have an extra pair of chromosomes, and there are gene sequence inversions on other chromosomes. So no, that wouldn't work.1354084437278
eyedol: ^horses & donkeys have different number of chromosomes and they can mate to make a mule, so your talking out of your ass.1356905740291
Chanonymous: If evolution isn't real how did humans manipulate the natural mutation process of wolves to create chiwawas and pomeranians?1371309700556
DrEvil: ^^But Mules are infertile because of this. There is less of a genetic gap between horses and donkeys as there is for humans and chimpanzees1371329736290
liplocker_code3: creationism should be renamed to retardism, quite similar1371405042288
Anonymous: Humans are primates, just very advanced. Took us hundreds of thousands of years to get where we are. People can't stand believing they are mere animals. So they choose to believe instead that hey are the divine children of a super-being. Very childish.1391785997771
darkstan: ^Correct.1391786209209
Anonymous: ^^ Spot on. And it's because most people are just gullable. Look at the clowns that pass themselves off as evangalists. LOL...and people hand over money to them!! Religion. A good business to be in as you don't have to substantiate shit.1391786961691
Anonymous: loli1392105230637
 
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If we must class the Muslim Women as oppressed then should we consider calling Mary (pbuh) and the Christian's Nuns also oppressed?
Women.islam nun christian question women islam religion

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greyhoundpaul: i dont consider someone to be opressed by what thy're wearing.1267623478141
kinganonymous: < whateve they're morality shit.1267635465820
killzMinuz9: hmm, a lot of counties are banning the hijab, but allow nuns to wear their habits[sic], its a double standard1267635654542
Zero: Yeah, bit the mens beat the shit out of them and I don't see anyoe raping and murdering nuns for not wearing their silly hats1267641033860
Anonymous: i don't get it. KORAN is the danger morality for suicide bomb.1267704015147
killzMinuz9: wtf, "Qu'ran is the danger morality for suicide bomb" did you mean bomber? but anyways, children, children, you know god gave a brain so you could educate yourself and think, and not memorize and repeat FOX news talking points1267715871329
DropkickMurphy: Uh... nuns choose that, muslim women are required to wear that. Dressing fail up with proper grammar still makes it fail.1267752704934
killzMinuz9: muslim women are not required to wear a hijab it is a personal choice, unless you live in a opressive state like saudi arabia, but not in iran, turkey, egypt, ....1267763755331
Anonymous: .....christ, muslim, jew, jehovah witnesses, religions...melt brains.. morality womans then future divorce....1267837462690
Anonymous: who gives a shit stfu and stop bumping this stupid ass picture1267847179865
Creepis: ^^AGREED^^ this FAILS! too much text! "ni ni ni oppressed blah blah" give us something to LOL or FAP or WTF1267855638699
Anonymous: This is Fuckin Muslim Shit, GTFO of Europe and USA. Go to sandnigger island and fuck some monkeys1270767430730
Anonymous: im atheist and think that women in all religions are oppressed, especially islam, but i dont care about the hijab thats fine, but the burka is a load of shit,also saying "muslim women are the best in society" isnt true, only your hate mongering opinion, keep your mouth shut!1270838472251
Anonymous: blah blah blah, I'm muslim and I'm better than you. If you disagree I'll blow you up.1270839714333
 
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The Catholic Church in the Middle East: Communion and Witness
Meeting religion christian catholic

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YuLiekPicturz: Where are those muslim suicite bombers when you need them1301935611178
MegaShit: The Pope and some of his homies pretending to be Jew fags1301938295322
Anonymous: Need MOAR altar boys!1314555602849
Squirrley1: What is up with the funny hats???1314564693951
Anonymous: A room full of rich nutjobs.1314578956825
Gantzkas: They are catholics, retard.1318608730691
Anonymous: And they're still nutjobs Gantzkas!1318690871955
Anonymous: Instead of fiddling with kids they should get out there and start doing some good with all the billions they have. Miserable tightarse nutjobs.1399970972733
Bonefish: ^No, the pope needs money for 12 hundred dollar slippers and gold embroidered robes.1399972494480
Anonymous: "enough of this dogmatic rubbish...cardinal - bring in the de-robed choirboys!"1399989433437
Anonymous: ^thats more like it. See!! They can't help themselves, pink head thingys and all.1399991699533
Anonymous: A bunch of fucking idiots!1513520307268
Name: Comment:
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/173343/The_Catholic_Church_in_the_Middle_East:_Communion_and_Witness




Religion jesus dildo cross
Religion jesus dildo cross

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Anonymous: "I have Jesus inside of me"1241114806899
Anonymous: holy dicks!1241116721508
Anonymous: All for the love of Jesus, since it's Jesus loving you it isn't wrong.1243816175736
Anonymous: the power of Christ vaginally compels you1243817496160
Anonymous: Explains why Mary was a virgin...1246050905429
iseekdrugs: its like the exorcist1247102667473
Anonymous: well for the love of god...oh hang on...1247123075884
Anonymous: O Cum all ye faithfull1247141182418
Qmshot: use on demon pussy1247618762867
Oa: Guess it doesn't matter where you hang it as long as it's well-hung.1247927281262
rach3l: there's a little bit of Jesus in us all1248934227489
Anonymous: Prepare to recieve the coming of the lord!!!1248945665998
anontyMouse: made of communion wafer - makes your sexed organs chaste again. (The vatican's secret weapon)1249078723694
Jesus is Lord: this is very disrespectful. making love is a beautiful thing. not to be degraded by these satanic tools1250003666491
 
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Why do you believe in god? Who told you that you are a sinner?
Religion sin

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Anonymous: I love the fact that not everyone has given up on trying to preach logic and common sense.1274838552337
toasteroven69: Love it! I wish more people knew this and would actually look this kinda information up for themselves.1274895824938
Anonymous: "Christians dismiss 9,999 religions as false. Atheists dismiss just one more than that..." < so true. BTW, I wish they they did this about religions generally, not just Christianity. Some religions deserve to be bashed more. Some chapters of the bible actually served a good purpose at the time.1274901632814
Anonymous: Well if the old testament doesn't make any sense then I'm not listening to ANYTHING that Jesus has to say. Yeah that makes sense, atheistfags1274915725174
Anonymous: God is real guys.. only religion is false1274931292772
Anonymous: divine tits or GTFO1274941519393
Anonymous: using verses out of context to prove a point? classic1274949814878
Grave: tl;dr1276691052341
WTF: Theology has answered all of these questions. The Kalam Cosmological Argument, the Teleological Argument, the Free Will Argument and so on. All of these are good challenges by the way. We should ask.1276713291532
BHO: 4878, Christians do it ALL THE TIME.1279324209237
Anonymous: ^^ Define "answered"1284667059595
Anonymous: The Cosmological argument argues for a DEIST god. The Free Will Argument only brings up more questions without giving any answers. The Teleological Argument makes points which prove statements other than "God exists".1284820444826
Anonymous: ^^ ANSWERED = DEFINED.1284820526449
Anonymous: This is getting handed to the next Jehovah's witnesses that come knocking1294251794556
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/121830/Why_do_you_believe_in_god?_Who_told_you_that_you_are_a_sinner?




Bible religion circular logic
Bible religion circular logic

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Anonymous: religion lol1238546463455
Anonymous: round n round it goes...1249396345600
Anonymous: Love being Catholic... we know the Bible is wrong... only historically and scientifically... so evolution i believe in it :D1250853078219
DutchGuy: the IKEA catalogue is more proliferated than the bible these days... so i believe in cheap, stylish, durable furniture now.1250854029528
DutchGuy: fuck... proliferated?? i gotta stop smoking this shit weed... i mean "widespread"1250854192841
Anonymous: some choose to take the leap of faith, others miss out; why all the emo chest thumping by the athiests?1250859479786
DutchGuy: I wish those jehova's witnesses I had at my door this morning would take a leap of faith into a deep ravine.1250863383568
Anonymous: Drawing a pretty picture about your failure (leap into believing something you never would have believed if other people didn't tell you to) is far from 'emo chest thumping', dear 786. And it's atheist not athiest.1250865922691
Anonymous: ^ actually it's not athiest, it's 'asshole' as in "proud to be an athiest asshole"1250890065540
Anonymous: Jesus is what matters,forget Noah and the rest as irrelevant.1264559026598
Anon mouse: the old testiment is retarded even jesus knew that thats why he told everyone what the fuck was up he was all look bitches be nice and dont throw rocks or ill feed you to my fuckin raptor. thats out of the niv if anyone was wondering1264617295541
Anonymous: Not even the Pope believes in the "leap of faith" bs, why ride around in a bullet proof car? Doesn't he talk directly to god?1269197839478
Warg: Being raised in church, I saw a lot of this.1270783413717
ToolShed: It shows that no matter what the word can not be explained by a human, you would have to ask God why. Humans dont have the knowlge to explain it to you.1270937124497
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/6990/Bible_religion_circular_logic




Atheists: If evolution is real, why don't animals evolve themselves to not go extinct?
Religion question extinct

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Malacath: it takes a long time and not everything survives long enough to adapt?1273386871767
CreepisKryp: THESE "HEY, ATHEIST" threads can't be for real...It's like a four year old wrote them and threw them away, then a two year old found and posted them.1273392286154
CreepisKryp: <<to answer the question...Your Mom hatched a Big Do Do.1273392545860
Anonymous: If god is real, why do I have a small dick?1273411123827
Greeft: <<<Fucking God fearing fuckwit OP lol. Man killed the fucking Dodo, it had nothing to with evolution hahaha.1273427622328
Anonymous: simple fact being, that science HAS NO ANSWER as to why. They make up other shit or flat out avoid answering these kinds of questions because they will not dare to admit that Creationism or Intelligent Design is FACT and Science is merely "Theory"1273431699612
Greeft: ^HAHAHA Troll.1273431762775
Anonymous: actually man didn't kill off the dodo1273431884204
Greeft: ^ Yes we did,they had no natural predators and we introduced the animals that predated upon them and deforested a lot of their habitat. Research shows they may have been in decline already, but our actions directly caused them to die out.1273432858819
Greeft: ^In fact directly because there were no predadtors on Mauritius is the reason why birds evolved into flightless, ground dwelling beings. Then we introduced predators and killed them.1273433171513
Anonymous: See you been reading wikipedia again cos you aint that smart 1513?1273433342966
Greeft: ^And if the designer was so "intelligent" why did he put in things that have no use? Appendix, Plica Semilunaris (3rd eyelid), Male Nipples, Coccyx, why design any of these things?1273433907670
Anonymous: ^my nipples produce Tobasco sauce. It's great on 5 cent wing nite at the bowling alley.1273441688317
Furore23: < READ A FUCKING BOOK TARD.127403378599
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/122825/Atheists:_If_evolution_is_real,_why_don't_animals_evolve_themselves_to_not_go_extinct?




WE CAN QUOTE THE BIBLE TOO
Protest bible religion quote sign

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kinganonymous: fuck you bible trash, > : /1261121747581
Anonymous: wtf kinda bible is saying that must be the damn koran1261126938428
Anonymous: The koran and the bible are largely the same. Its just a new,new testament1261134393993
Sinonymous: I can't see the problem here1261666610285
themadhatter666: its like going to heaven and find god smokin crack.1261771440493
Anonymous: ^^ fuckin' sauce mental picture1261789026107
spoon: Well, how do you define execute? There are many possible interpretations.1261938207755
DutchGuy: executed or buttsecksed, her choice1261945678864
Anonymous: cause all christians are poseurs or idiots. religion is stupid.1261951874269
wupme: the difference is... muslims do it the way its in the koran. And even christians usually dont give a fuck about the bible1263564984929
Redrocco: Deuteronomy 22:20But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel 20:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.1263571729513
Redrocco: straight from the King James Version1263571766645
mantore: yet more proof that the bible is evil http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+22:13-21&version=KJV1263601436444
Captain Rolfe: this isnt a biblebasher, this is a person making fun of biblebashers by quoting parts of the bible that biblebashers dont want to hear.1263978221143
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/75562/WE_CAN_QUOTE_THE_BIBLE_TOO




WAIT, EVE WAS MADE FROM ADAM'S RIB?
Religion incest comic priest genesis

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fiveby5: to quote the ramones, "it's a sick world, it's sick-sick-sick!"1322421988651
Greeft: This fucknugget is relevant (to the thread if not society at large) ==> www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz2Wp36_FMs1322424144811
Anonymous: based on same DNA stuff, made of same rib really (kinda figurative really, not "taking out rib" but viewing rib as being likewise, same barebone stuff) adam means human, eva means reproduction facility added. if they should ever get out of church - see next story.1322471534458
Anonymous: adam and eve got no navel - a "humanoid" has no navel figuratively, a named human has one - if meeting a stranger and really being a relative happens - dunno1322471655235
InternetH8Machine: The REAL question here i think is if God is so powerful and created ALL that other shit with no help...why did he need some dude's rib to make a woman in the first place? Wasnt Adam supposedly made from the "dust from the earth"? Man, religion is so full of fail...1329107970411
halfmast: i dont get it1329121306621
idrankallthebeer: ^christian. clones.1329125722726
Anonymous: weak.1329129791283
NotSoMuchAnonymous: The bible says so, we're all inbreeds acc to christfags...1329141543625
Anonymous: ^ no U1329182939895
Hughbie: mmmmm ribs....bbq sauce...whole rack not just one..1329188085906
cornelius: In fact the female came first and some mythologies reverse the story.1329370537515
Hughbie: ^so adam wsn't too bad in the sack then? He managed to make eve cum first.1329370773440
GibblesNBits: Well we know Adam wasn't a nigger.. Whens the last time you saw a black man share some ribs...1329370947658
 
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A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow
Religion flow chart

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Anonymous: boring, generic christians are also annoying by nature.1260995475654
Buggerchan: I was born a snake handler...1261385108124
Anonymous: ^ handles my snake well1262017097823
Anonymous: can I handle your snake?1262018617474
crackerkiller5: ^gay^1262027074928
Warg: ^black1271671259817
Grave: Atheist.1271680230926
Grave: BTW, this is stupid! Hummus is one of the most favorite food in Israel..1271680315696
Greg: lol i should be buddhist1271704272201
Warg: Wiccan? Oh well. Close enough.1271724188848
Anonymous: sux1301331244273
Anonymous: Fuck1301340505473
Anonymous: Who gives a shit just go with Athiesm1302129878546
Greeft: All true.1302129949629
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/75148/A_Flowchart_to_Determine_What_Religion_You_Should_Follow




-Origin of Humans - What actually happened
Evolution christian religion

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Everdark: these weren't funny or interesting when they started. they're not funny or interesting now.1340660764181
veranet: Humans are evolutionary cousins of chimpanzee not decendants. Get your shit straight.1340665661155
Zombeh: 68666.jpg1340672233321
Anonymous: hehe, god has humor and puts false evidence there. damn science apes, always messing up stuff.1370551211704
caxirola is the shit: Evolutionists believe in digimon that order: monkey-mon, human-mon, mon-retard, fag-mon and gay marriage and crackling with bacon1372455635693
penfold: At first i thought the picture missed what liberals think, i then realised the middle one fits the bill.1372456421933
Anonymous: How about Detroit or South Chicago ?? Chimpanzees1372483408675
Anonymous: ^^^^ so let me get this straight - god plants false evidence on earth to make humans think that he doesnt exist?....a dumb move for a guy who demands to be worshipped?..ya think..maybe?1372525999259
liplocker_code3: Those are not meant to be chimps. They are supposed to be prehistoric ancestors of humans. Ever heard of "art?" "Get your shit straight."1372529255217
Anonymous: I agree, "Get your straight shit."1373080812895
Crackerkiller5: So we can't submit new pics anymore?1373081563347
SaladSpoon: Anyone have any straight shit for sale? I heard the is where to find it.1373240909228
Anonymous: so obama is on the back following evolution?1373332386418
Anonymous: religion...LOL1389407629560
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/218228/-Origin_of_Humans_-_What_actually_happened




Holy cross joint weed drugs religion christian
Holy cross joint weed drugs religion christian

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Anonymous: Holy Shit - let's smoke it !1299948556992
Quasimodo: want!1299949791819
greyhoundpaul: pineaple express. lol1300111700471
Anonymous: where's tiny jesus1300383559594
AZO: ^he's looking for matches1300397828733
YuLiekPicturz: Perfect for klan meetings1300485702166
Anonymous: who the fuck filters a joint?1301699050617
an0nymouse: In Nomine Patris Et Filii Et Spiritus Sankti, fire that holy shit with blessed fire. Amen1301699501743
YuLiekPicturz: @0617 thats called a tip you fucking dumbass.. im sure you never rolled before1301786172243
BnSneky: whoa1301786393912
crazyassmofo: ^This is ur first comment that doesn't say-"lame" !1301848495331
Anonymous: i think it's called gay akshully1301881172672
Anonymous: fail joint is fail1301969311597
Anonymous: ^fail comment is fail1302017264953
 
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Hello! I'm looking for a new King James Bible! I looked in your religion section but I didn't see any.
Comic religion bookstore troll trollface christian

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Quantum69: HAHA, Fucking lulz gibs!1321710370125
AZO: let's feed them to lions again1321716146812
Everdark: they didn't just use lions :) sometimes it was bears, other times they were crushed by elephants, but most commonly just killed by Gladiators ... the Romans were pretty inventive about this stuff. my personal favourite was a monkey, dog, snake and a rooster and a burlap sack (with the victim of course) and thrown over board into the sea1321716569304
Everdark: in* a burlap sack1321717089814
AZO: I should have said "let's throw them into the arena again". Other places? Yeaaah surely! lol1321717650584
Everdark: oddly not good sir ... if the Christian was out spoken enough they were always taken to the Colosseum. Juvenal talks about it a bit1321717872534
Anonymous: burn them like witches, infidels1321811937407
LastResort: "A wild customer appears"1321817983607
Anonymous: yawn, boring story bro, and it's been told already in the early year of the internets by a simple photo of a shelf in a book store1321818913985
Anonymous: colosseum isnt an arena?1321822415533
BobbygBG: Lulz were had...1322073960914
Anonymous: zzzzzzzz1322075313603
Anonymous: lo lol lo lo lo ol1322084692164
Anonymous: God's already in Hell for DOING Mary up the shit pipe!1322088356672
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/195457/Hello!_I'm_looking_for_a_new_King_James_Bible!_I_looked_in_your_religion_section_but_I_didn't_see_any.




Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini - A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate vaginally, but sodomising the child is acceptable.
Ruhollah Khomeini quote iran religion pedo

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d3ejmz: Damn, Islam... you scary!1325464243524
Grund1e: Islam; the religion of stupidity.1325505542890
springer: Not as good as the protocols of the elders of zion1325506096343
Moongrim: The protocols of the elders of zion was a fake, The Tahrir however, is documented as being real: http://ethnikoi.org/iran.html1325514885508
Anonymous: converting1331670711530
Quantum69: ^^Kike lover.1331670788290

LemmyLaffer
That's what the Islam did with this nation...And I cannot be called 'kike lover', but as far as I know, these 'protocols' are fake.
1331671982936
Quantum69: ^They seem pretty fucking accurate to me nigger1331673269699
BnSneky: no way1331673629759
Anonymous: Accepting child abuse? Disgusting. You wouldn't get that with Christianity.1331686351913
Anonymous: muslims should be exterminated1331686755956
Anonymous: Religion - the language of stupidity!1331711412262
Bunglicker: Moongrim's right. The, "Protocols of the Elders of Zion", is a total fabrication but this crazy bullshit is real. Islam is fucking INSANE!1331711907209
Hughbie: If a man sodomises the son, brother or...WAIT WAT>> father of his wife.??? What the holy fuck?1331715272761
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/200129/Ayatollah_Ruhollah_Khomeini_-_A_man_can_have_sexual_pleasure_from_a_child_as_young_as_a_baby._However,_he_should_not_penetrate_vaginally,_but_sodomising_the_child_is_acceptable.




Car windshield bullet islam muslim pray religion photo
Car windshield bullet islam muslim pray religion photo

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blueburn: you fuckin missed boy!1295038088228
Greeft: <=== Paris is not what it used to be.1295081085488
Allah the fag: Typical muslims .Anywhere muslim animals show up they bring destruction with em ..1304274318816
Anonymous: they truly are less than human1304275374121
Anonymous: put your foot down1308252799492
Anonymous: muslims suck but so do all other religions we just need to eradicate them all1308653761522
Anonymous: Who farted1310331106940
Jimmy Jizz: ^ all of them of course, their god wants it that way1310332624231
Anonymous: that what bugs do to your windscreen if you drive ultra fast1310334902983
Anonymous: they want your dick in their aaaasssssss as long as you are a donkey or goat1314937617808
Anonymous: YOU GUYS WHO ARE HATING ON MUSLIMS ARE GAY FUCKING FAGGOTS...1315085816234
Burrgeezy: ^6234 Muhammad was the one who was a queer. What other religion (other than catholic) believes that women are for babies and men are for pleasure?1315085937610
Anonymous: Better a gay fucking faggot than ass fucking sand niggers!1317735771631
Anonymous: ЁБАНЫЕ КОЗЛЫ ! ПРЕДСТАВЬТЕ КАКОЙ ПИЗДЕЦ НАСТАНЕТ ЕСЛИ ЭТИ УЕБАНЫ ОДЕНУТ ВЕСЬ МИР В ПАРАНЖУ.А ОНИ ОДЕНУТ,С ВАШЕЙ ТОЛЕРАНТНОСТЬЮ И ДЕМОКРАТИЕЙ1317750169868
 
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Poll: Do you believe in God? AMERICANS - Yes, they're that stupid
Poll god stupid map chart religion

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anonymule: Europeans: Marginally less stupid than Americans.1299020674489
Anonymous: and if you believe that your dumber than most, belief isnt stupid trolling for belief or nonbelief, that is what is stupid1299028875842
Anonymous: Imaginary friends are for children and gullible dupes that are scared of their own shadows... and Muslims that keep their women like cattle..1299031183690
StormTrooper: It's one thing to believe in God. It's quite another to try to force others to believe or kill them if they don't.1299031628794
Anonymous: agreed storm, but I also feel the same about people who believe in nothing or believe to strongly in something that they try to force feed it to anyone hence religion trolling even if your an aethiest thats your religion stop trolling it :P1299031891349
StormTrooper: Agreed, anon. Makes sense.1299033240156
Westin: Well the europeans brought the belief of god over to us, so its all the eurofags fault.1299105873967
Anonymous: Who had the crusades, Inquisitions, and wars between Protestants an Catholics? EUROFAGS. Case closed and stfu.1299140062748
AnonymousR: Bible beaters can eat a dick, but I'm getting pretty tired of these worthless atheists too. Believe it or not, there are things in this universe that transcend your jaded view of the world.1299613547919
Anonymous: ^ And who has slain the pagan Indians? Witch hunts also occurred in the states. Who wanted Evolution be replaced by Creationism in class?1299613697872
Anonymous: ^^ The universe can and is better explained without your religious delusions entering the equation.1299628004439
SLIPPY: 7919, proof or your retarded religion doesn't transcend shit1299629199412
MDMA: I knew Iceland was a godless country. That's where Bjork comes from1299892166309
Robbie: God(s)=Bullshit... no exceptions...1300480593131
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/169480/Poll:_Do_you_believe_in_God?_AMERICANS_-_Yes,_they're_that_stupid




FAITH is simply believing that something is true BECAUSE YOU WANT IT TO BE TRUE.
Faith religion

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Greeft: Amen to that brother.1317921697109
Anonymous: Now there is something to believe in!1317922324331
AZO: "nananananana i cant hear you nanananana"1317927175561
Anonymous: Definition is not correct. I can understand all the religionfags trying to change what people believe. Makes no sense the other way around.1317948742898
LastResort: Too many goddamn words1317948838586
My99Busa: Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen.1318054101631
Anonymous: words are bad (make brain think)1318224128140
Anonymous: Muslims have lots of faith.1318643024157
BnSneky: ^not1319317228935
MegaShit: I knew a girl called Faith once... I believed Faith was a slut, and so I had Faith.... The stingy cock dribble a week later was the evidence, and the visit to the STD clinic several days later proved it. Faith WAS a slut.1320493663446
Anonymous: Harold Camping had Faith.1320502531868
Anonymous: +11320696643697
Anonymous: Science is a matter of faith, in case you were hiding over there...faith that all factors are known. Proof is basically limiting the field of possibilities.1321477176255
Anonymous: ^ Sciences is a matter of probabilities (the best theory is the one that account for the greatest number of facts/observation). Faith is for retards who think that since not all possible factors for a specific phenomenon are known, then magic/gods/invisible-pink-unicorns must also be considered as an equally valid explanation for the said phenomenon.1321484220484
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/190345/FAITH_is_simply_believing_that_something_is_true_BECAUSE_YOU_WANT_IT_TO_BE_TRUE.




Jesus priest religion
Jesus priest religion

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Anonymous: hes not been specific what religion?? maybe budhist1290674279335
Anonymous: BROTHER NATHANAEL :D1290674539399
Anonymous: youtube . com/watch?v=_sAeWjarjWM&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL1290674674968
Anonymous: check out his awesome vids! :D1290726662362
Anonymous: well, he's looking rather pleased with himself, I wonder why?...1290727204924
Anonymous: maybe they even wanted to have misused kids confess to some priests during the last pederast cases, in some recent news some fraternity who employed some molester in the same position years later explained that as a fraternity there was no guilt involved - somehow having a jesus symbol seems to mean oneself has good free will so good original sin (as opposed to others)1329230474110
Anonymous: smiling is something sympathic people do. or grinning - one is absolved of sin, others arent, makes one smile more easily. apart from feeling well. not that easy to distinguish.1329230559714
Anonymous: if its feelings (or self pity, because jesus died for ones sins and all) for social matters - every now and then there's no easy way to make amends. but it always helps to sit in a quiet corner, facepalm and pray. or just go rave. but not bind to others when one is too vulnerable because of recent stuff having happened.1329231073619
Anonymous: Isn't that a visual oxymoron?1329251205344
Anonymous: ^explain...1329251613594
Anonymous: AMEEERICA, AMEEERICA, GOD shed his grace on thee!!!!!1329259828896
Anonymous: is this body gesture on the left of the person a "nothing doing" body gesture or something of a weclome? didnt they have stonings at that time? and did adultery matter for males?1329279561650
Anonymous: (if it wasnt unemployment or going against assumptions or something and using sex sells on that)132927966399
Anonymous: (and if its sex its also about not changing partners too much - so its quite enjoyable for confusing people, two kinds of hormone level functions involved at least - emotional binding and fucking)1329280372633
 
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