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COMING CLEAN ABOUT INFIDELITY

info (382) , sex (488) , cheat (19)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/infidelity/infidelity.jpg Info: JPG, 555 Kbytes (700x1700) Added by: Redrocco (Apr 16, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse NigBickDigger: tommorow, Im gonna have a chance to cheat on my very hot gf of 5 years with another very hot girl. Ill keep this mind. 1278919422929 Anonymous: Some dat are just wrong .. 1278919899197 Anonymous: i wanna join in and cheat too ! But can you cheat on yourself ? I have never been with a girl, only used my hand. will it still count as cheating ? 1278924004326 crackerkiller5: the more you know... 1278925071911 Pyro: ^ ...The less you care 1278926292131 Anonymous: ever notice its always her callin u for booty call? 1278926817934 Oldandevil: Embrace Polyamory 1324205724502 Anonymous: ^ And end up like JDR? No. 1324219271928 Quantum69: ^JDR? 1324219463426 Quantum69: btw i found this most interesting, but none of this applies to me. 1324219884810 Anonymous: ^^ Just go to ED and read up on the trainwreck that is JDR 1324220005466 BnSneky: ummmmmmm might be 1324220957471 Moongrim: Got Newt? 1324237415305 huxley: ^lol I see what you did there 1324316101836 (show all comments) Oldandevil: Poly is still the best 1325392306543 slut collector: unicorn hunting gets old though 1325428307118 Anonymous: I knew the USA was a backward country, but for adultery to be an offence . . . Don't you ever think you'd like to live in a civilised country? 1369676995577 Anonymousis: Stoned to death? Now, that's just silly. You can't OD on marijuana. 1370015733728 Smeggy: What's missing: Study showed reson for man having affair - 86% partner lost interest in them. Reason for woman having affair -67% they lost interst in partner. Combined statistic: the catalyst fro over 75% of affairs is the woman losing interest. 1370923248556 Anonymous: 4326 - Actually you have a point there. When you get your first real pussy (or should I say IF) it will be like you are cheating on your own hand. 1370931369908 ethelred: 95% o fmen were happy to tell a researcher they spread their seed elsehere. 1555306924356 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Quantum69 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/112654/COMING_CLEAN_ABOUT_INFIDELITY

So I met this dude today, and he told me that he would give me an Iphone if I have sex with him -_- What kind of person you think I am!?

twitter (33) , iphone (16) , sex (488) , story (202) , fail (639)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://img.kopardim.com/img/0/9/so-i-met-this-dude-today.jpg Info: JPG, 12 Kbytes (500x80) Added by: Lexicon (Jun 15, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Itzcuintle: She could have had one to begin with!? 1339745237435 KofeeAnon: no 1339746006117 lhomme: your 'r more expensive than a whore 1339746818376 Itzcuintle: Shit I would never pay, period. But especially not that much. 1339746908455 uriar: slut 1339747183253 Mota: Good catch 1343388712859 r120727: It's not about what kind of girl I think you are... It's about what kind of girl I want you to be. 1343392654385 fiveby5: YOU'RE AN iWHORE!!! 1343440134417 MadNiggerish: IPhone 5?? 1343440175652 NotSoMuchAnonymous: We know what kind of person you are. Now let's settle a resonable price. 1343440385552 Tat: A whore like any other woman. 1343440691129 fiveby5: ^^nice churchill reference. 1343443485373 WattIsthis: actually it was iboner not iphone. and from the land of wang, not taiwan or china. 1395151503384 Anonymous: a macfag ya silly cunt... 1395151813551 (show all comments) Anonymous: I found out a few weeks ago this 24 year old guy has been grooming my 13 year old daughter for quite a few months now, apparently he's a bit of a "player" when it comes to underage girls, she was tested positive for gonorrhoea last week and needless to say I want to ruin his life, can anyone help me please? Details are Tom Shepherd 07730 766839 https://m.facebook.com/tom.shepherd.589?fref=ts http: 1416542499678 Anonymous: A whore in the Cult of Mac? 1431117773655 Chanonymous: Depends if you keep having sex with him to renew your contract. 1432117714424 Anonymous: ...can I re-up with that cutie from AT&T?? 1432135279109 ethelred: I thought you were the kind of girl who'll fuck anyone who asks. Can you recommend any of your friends? 1552981299368 TheMightyReida: every girl is a whore, it's just a matter of price... 1553136498480 Anonymous: @99678: This bullshit again?? The call the police instead of posting on chan4chan! IDIOT! 1553174171594 Anonymous: Cheap and easy 1553306913354 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Ardamel LemmyLaffer NonComposMentis ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/217349/So_I_met_this_dude_today,_and_he_told_me_that_he_would_give_me_an_Iphone_if_I_ha ve_sex_with_him_-_-_What_kind_of_person_you_think_I_am!?

Why You're Not Getting Laid

sex (488) , chart (154) , reason (7)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://media.fukung.net/images/29602/3a31027cffa98e13da8ed0d6c4f51fa0.jpg Info: JPG, 121 Kbytes (1000x733) Added by: ManWhore (Apr 18, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Have no money - 99%. Other - 1%. 1303094383376 Anonymous: all of the above? 1303307427928 Amonomus: She does not want to - 100 % 1404808672177 Anonymous: No, sir. I do not like this. 1404837949895 Anonymous: 68% is me 1405795524782 liplocker_code3: Bored. 1405796594747 montague: I am getting laid, lovely little redhead with freckles 1551490287668 Anonymous: ^So, you're a ginger. A little too much information there. 1551502186396 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/174506/Why_You're_Not_Getting_Laid

Vacuum sex

vacuum (32) , sex (488)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1258827131815.jpg Info: JPG, 55 Kbytes (604x453) Added by: loafer (Nov 21, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse SickNote: Noooo leave henry alone 1258993476920 Anonymouz: Thats desperate for a BJ! 1259003367465 bananaman: WALL-E! 1259015502846 jackfrosty: Another appliantologist outta the closet! 1259474952542 Anonymous: DONT DISTURB DOOFY WHEN HES CLEANING HIS ROOM 1259490617286 goatman67: this feels so- ah shit! SHIT! 1259895358592 Anonymous: HENRY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WHY HENRY WHY! 1259958413733 crackerkiller5: swiney nnnooooooooo!!!!!!! 1259963423215 Anonymous: ^^^^swiney is a brown skin mexican wetback 1259963524322 Anonymous: is that neil patrick harris on the tv? 1259963620144 mommy: I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM DAMMIT!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!! 1259987445859 Ty: another pathetic white loser 1260500458557 SaraBear2010: OMG Edward gave up on bella and now hes fucking their household vaccum. Maybe she wont give him any cuz shes hittin jacob up so much her pussy is too sore. lo but it does kinda look like edward cullen. 1263861467634 TheRedMage13: the cleaner laughs while probably having anal sex for the first time.. w00t 1271787438623 (show all comments) fapfapfapfapfapfap: i love how the cleaner has a face 1272604131861 Moongrim: Not how you get blown 1272670549546 Anonymous: leave him alone, take hetti hoover instead 1274297424889 Andywho?: this was actually a news story in england ... some immigrant worker was having sex with a henry ... this guy in the pic was taking the piss 1274304148830 Moongrim: Soon discover that all vacuums have blower BLADES. 1274396505530 Anonymous: you'll rip your dick off. 1285197674522 Anonymous: gay, useless 1285198040150 Anonymous: rule 34 in progress 1285237165327 Anonymous: Epic face lol 1285535649302 Knome: mechaphelia 1285548877338 Anonymous: oh yeah thats a GOOD idea... wanker... 1300525513890 Quantum69: lolwuttavac? 1315219104349 Anonymous: get yourself a girl 1336172240586 El Capitan: sometimes you just got fuck everything in the house 1336213811939 huck1944: not a real good idea 1367354614215 Anonymous: he's soo fucking hotttttttttttttttttttttttt! 1367715064441 Anonymous: hey where you get that photo this guy looks exactly like me o.o 1445576077603 Anonymous: No, George! It's not "hose", it's "hoes". 1445797890232 Anonymous: OMG! It's Henry! 1523390699675 Anonymous ^ Judge for yourself. After all that powder you’d be helpless too. 1523493618237 Anonymous: powder? what powder? <sniffle> 1523557204331 Anonymous: ^sniffle, sniffle, flop. 1523577444601 hanger12: so if the hose sucks and hes at the side where it expels.... he really is getting blown 1523922130646 Anonymous: “Oyme Ennery de 8th oy yam. Ennery de 8th oy yam, oy yam.” Ear nao, whot’s dis? Fuck off, mate. I’m no bloody fag! Get off me back! 1523924148173 ethelred: I was running an old twin-tub washing machine and a friend came along. She leaned against the machine while it was spinning. "Oh - that's interesting" she said. I kept it running while she rubbed her pussy on it. Not sure I could have made her come better than that. 1550724820804 Anonymous: ^^^the hose always suck 1550784082781 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/69502/Vacuum_sex

Sex - Power

sex (488) , power (26) , background (467) , scrabble (4)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://webpages.charter.net/xcatfoodx/bigstockphoto_sex_and_power_696618.jpg Info: JPG, 1883 Kbytes (1600x1067) Added by: Redrocco (Mar 13, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Redrocco: what more do you need? 1268658795449 Anonymous: triple word score 1269792123347 Anonymous: thats 10 points! 1269795382160 mh: Sex. Power. Scrabble. 1276058871141 Anonymous: Power Sex 1276065516880 Anonymous: 20 PTS. jack pot. originator should have intersected them at the E 1283174896405 Anonymous: im still with my man he'sso amazing i love him till the end. been 2gether over a year and a half.. lovhim so much 1284868297486 Anonymous: shut up dumb bitch no one cares 1285958522506 Flarp: There is an 'and' in there, too. Sex and Power. What more do you need? Sandwich , please. 1285962331757 Anonymous: ^^^ yeah that wasnt out of nowhere at all... 1300525433915 Anonymous: it says sex is power f**k tard 1302905936444 Anonymous: ^^^^^ Sorry babe, I been fuckin ya sister, an ya mom, and ya ferrit, and the nigger girl down the street. I'm leaving you for being so fucking needy. ps you got aids now. 1302906120717 huck1944: sex power, women have it all 1359755347143 ethelred: ^^^^^ leave the black girl for me please - want to see that dark skin in the morning 1548314242375 (show all comments) Anonymous: ^virgin 1548316063157 Anonymous: Go fuck yourselve asshole 1548349568852 Anonymous: ^ is mad because it’s true 1548352796484 Anonymous: "Another Brick in the Wall" 1548360524643 Anonymous: “Is Sex Power” 1548362485288 Anonymous: Throw the letters "sex power" in the air, down falls "sewer pox". 1548501125901 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/101275/Sex_-_Power

K-i-s-s-i-n-g, first comes love... then comes the POLICE: - 12-year-olds investigated for 'sex crime' after they kiss as school

news (207) , florida (6) , stupid (54) , sex crime (1) , school (160) , fail (639)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://71.81.6.184/pix/kissing.png Info: PNG, 478 Kbytes (518x2013) Added by: huxley (Nov 25, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Lickathesplit: In defense of the teacher and principle, they probably thought that your taxpayers money wasn't spend well... 1322207300865 greyhoundpaul: R.I.P Common Sense. I used to realy like you, but everyone has forgotten your in favor of this little political correctness fucker. 1322225343136 Anonymous That's it. Time to wipe shit off the planet and start new. 1322225525883 Quantum69: ^ too true, i shall forever remember the good times we had 1322225729131 huxley: the really strange part is that I had to go to a foriegn press site to find more than 2 short paragraphs on the story 1322225826761 Rorix: I have nothing to say but GO AMERICA!! 1322235390611 Anonymous: a judge decided to punish these filthy 12 y olds by making them undress and whipping them in public. 1322396917799 nigel: prncipal is a loser 1322399666390 AZO: I hope Dexter is on this 1322596669636 RadarS: i say we sentence all 12 year olds that kiss on the playground 20 life sentences back to back with no chance of parole!!!!!! Who's with me?? 1324525386487 idrankallthebeer: florida. fuck...... 1324530895426 Anonymous: jesus Florida is full of the crepiest faggots ever to disgrace human kind 1324537274874 Moongrim: The kissing is not a sex crime. Not YET! 1324562412298 NotSoMuchAnonymous: Only in America! The rest of the world laugh at you!. 1329295677803 (show all comments) cornelius: Relatively harmless. Ye gods. So if you kiss your great aunt you're having sex with her? 1329365272502 DireWolf2012: Yeah, pretty fucking stupid. 1329365849491 Hughbie: fuck me...talk about uptight friggen nanny state....this political correctness fag shit is getting out of hand... 1329366186884 Bunglicker: Only in Meerrica. I'm American, but this is a another example how this country is way too prudish. The teacher and principle should mercilessly be made fun of. 1336698623886 Buster Hymen: It's called CYA... because the minute the school didn't report it, SOME parent SOMEwhere wgo listens to Rush Limbaugh everyday would hear about it and get offended and take the school to court. 1336711521901 Tattoos: So goddamn stupid. 1339719663529 Anonymous: I don't think Rush would back that, though. Maybe the Lawyer, Jackie, on Seinfeld would-- Probly not... This was REALLY STUPID!!! 1339777757907 Anonymous: by the way, is it just me or does anyone else think that police woman in the piture is hot (take the bad image into account). 1339777868818 Anonymous: Naughty naughty naughty little girl 8) ! Kiss my dick ! 1339778528336 4hrsmn: this fucking RETARDED!!!! you cant do a fucking thing any more without some police, civil rights fuck, nosy neighbor, anti-asshole something or some just covering my ass ( like those two ) fucking it up for everyone else. the 12 YO GIRL BRIEFLY KISSED A 12 YO BOY!!!! when i was 12 i was rubbing my gfs nubs and dry humping her !!!! 1339784541779 The Original Spoon: Jesus, calm down everybody. The gist of the article is that the teacher and principal were morons. This type of stuff has been happening for centuries in all countries. Calm the fuck down. 1339788825647 4hrsmn: What century? 19th yeah. early 20th - early 90's mmmm yeah. beyond NO! look what happened to barbie video 1339790383339 Anonymous: so what i would kiss girls at skool in froont of teachers was this an elder lady 1340896742342 Jesus: ^^^Fuck you bitch, you calm those niggers down yourself!!! 1340897457325 The Original Spoon: ^AgroJesus, could you use a back rub? 1340912846665 Itzcuintle: Nazimerica is more and more like Naziran for each passing day. 1340912988147 edmond: You've missed the point. The girls was sucking his cock 1340940720501 Anonymous: as european, I must admit: it's our fault. we kicked out all the religious morons centuries ago but failed to check up on them. now they're rabid and infest the whole world all over again ! 1350508816658 pepe64: It's Americas fault. They should have invaded saudi Ararabia in the 60's. They chose the wrong ennemy. Instead of messing with russia. Invade Saudis and destroy Pakistan, that should've happened. 1350509216329 Anonymous: USA bitches are too busy eating fast food...suckers 1350509340165 pepe64: In saudi arabia they get hanged for this. Only uncles can rape their little cousin girs freely. Rules are rules. 1350509503593 Anonymous: ^ hey buddy, you never been to Kenntucky, right? 1350509590844 pepe64: No, I'm an atheist 1350509937198 Anonymous: Fucking morons. 1350548516552 Anonymous: Lol typical stupid Americans. I live innmexico where 12 year olds having sex is the norm 1350554024702 Anonymous: ^^^ Of course the little bitch gets preggo, moves to Texas, spits out that little brown 1357927329133 Anonymous: oops...after they are born in Texas she brings all her family over...typical 1357927361211 Anonymous: Troll, grammar much? 1457469216899 Anonymous: Toll, Gamma touch.? 1457471345187 Anonymous: "Common sense is the least common of all the senses." 1547989048974 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/196112/K-i-s-s-i-n-g,_first_comes_love..._then_comes_the_POLICE:_-_12-year-olds_investi gated_for_'sex_crime'_after_they_kiss_as_school

THE STATS ON PROSTITUTION - AT THIS GIVEN MOMENT THERE ARE 40 MILLION PROSTITUTES AT WORK.

whore (56) , sex (488) , money (145) , stats (84) , info (382)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/stats-on-prostitution/image.jpg Info: JPG, 882 Kbytes (1000x6301) Added by: Redrocco (Apr 16, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Redrocco: my whores is amazin 1271419150837 aNOMynous: You cannot "purchase" a prostitute so FAIL. 1272051872967 CaptSuckIt: I'm going to South Africa with 3 dollars and a dream. I'm not sure, I'm HIV positive. 1272057643226 Furore23: ^^ That's right! You don't buy them, you steal them. 1278356722892 boss: It's a buyers market.....I'll buy two!!! 1278366501899 Anonymous: im 12 and what is this? 1278392408824 Youngin: ^a good career move 1278398261724 crackerkiller5: im half asain and what is this?! 1278400639705 Moongrim: Legalise it then! 1278417271205 Anonymous: ^ wut he said 1304816203310 Uncle Harvey: If you don't pay for it, is it called amateurstitution? 1304832669471 Anonymous: sorostitute 1304833262659 crazyassmofo: cool 1304844025269 Raimey_D: I'm Cajun...what is this? 1305403647318 (show all comments) Anonymous: lol theyre single handedly carrying the fucking world economy 1309560749567 Anonymous: well, maybe sinle handedly,mouthedly, and snatchedly carrying the fucking world economy... 1316298501661 Anonymous: ive just read all that. Apart from some guys getting robbed and not getting to fuck, what's the problem with the rest of it? 1316301756651 Anonymous: In America we just marry the bitches. 1318120881208 Anonymous: Well if women and boys would just put out more often.... 1318120900457 Anonymous: At work? Don't tell Republicans, they'll export those jobs too. 1318600479462 Anonymous: They're all prostitutes as far as I'm concerned. 1380040873691 Anonymous: Redrocco ignorant, uneducated, low iq animal: America is a continent, so it is, Chile and Argentina at the south, all the way to Canada, stupid piece of shit. 1380074464579 Anonymous: This all lies, there are 66 million whores in the US alone. They're called wives and are sanctioned by the state thru No Fault Divorce. 1402358301485 Bulbasaur111919: As a man of 35 I feel that the statistics compel me to partake no matter how grim the prospect. 1402421517124 Anonymous: ...fighting the unemployment problems every where. 1525175751185 Anonymous: Just another day at the office... 1546745600827 ethelred: ^If youdon't pay for it, it's rape 1546769051787 Anonymous: ^Yeah, the whores don't pay, so.... 1546899037390 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/112655/THE_STATS_ON_PROSTITUTION_-_AT_THIS_GIVEN_MOMENT_THERE_ARE_40_MILLION_PROSTITUTE S_AT_WORK.

Sex toy

sex (488) , toy (34)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1250942999515.jpg Info: JPG, 14 Kbytes (421x374) Added by: Hughbie (Aug 22, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: made for who? 1251623375624 Nayy: all bases covered right there << 1251627283741 Anonymous: it's made 4 4chan users 1251786858481 Matt: no anus, for anal lovers. 1251856593677 Winnar: ^ just registered ;) 1251857383770 BuggerChan: Where do I put the octopus? 1252531541303 Hughbie: I only see one choice there...butt...you could try elsewhere. 1252541033530 pornophobe: wtf is that 1252544969546 Anonymous: SOOO LONLEY 1254126075459 Stu: fuck the puss hole, pinch the nips, and stare at a dick-tip ? 1254146784230 MR X: ...chan4chan's mother one side - father the other... 1254631470585 scruffymcd: it shoots your own cum in your face 1267739403597 TheTruthOriginal: No need of MOAR 1267740434377 Anonymous: you shoot your load in the pussy and it comes out through the dick 1267748798821 (show all comments) Anonymous: Looks like a strange new species of deep sea fish 1267947705497 stureeeds: i dont kno but i want it 1270455692189 ZAPER1995: Now i cant need fuck with womens 1270468118491 Anonymous: Hey look, Sasha Grey! 1271087968674 Squirrely1: Some one needs a girlfriend... 1271092181229 Anonymous: i don get wat the head is fer 1271102048494 Moongrim: Rush Limbaugh sex toy 1271285948206 Anonymous: This is what you get when you reduce a woman down to her basic useful features. the cockhead at the top should be a mouth though. 1279514045823 ǝsnɐɹqןǝɯɯıd: SPEAK TO ME BREASTOR!! 1279838150507 the7rafe7: and the head on the end just in case you go gay 1279846094887 Anonymous: the anus is on the back of course 1279861785631 Anonymous: lol 1279904023947 Jodlerboy: Serious case of "Vagina Pectoris" in need of a Penis-cillin-injektion 1280877866132 Panther: Holy shit! Someone found my genitals! I've been looking for it for like a week. I got all shit faced at my doctor buddy's house and... wait a minute... that dirty fucking asshole! Fuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! 1280908161960 ThelemicMage: It's actually a muslim (trap) device. Obvious sexual trap is obvious. It's designed to cut off a muslim man's dick if he tries any form of masturbation. The button on the right is to blow himself up after he realizes he's commited a haenous sin and lost his dick. 1280911758573 anonymous :S: better than fucking your mother and then catch aids .... SOB 1280919717246 Anonymous: he he great toy 1309523617955 djh123: definition of lonely 1312449115955 atobtoc: the gland there makes this so gay 1312449753993 BnSneky: hahahahaha 1312450526216 Anonymous: RIP Cher (ugly kike) 1312452752672 Anonymous: It is a ditsna (dick,tits vagina) 1312567276948 Lyle Vertigo: Looks like a bug wearing a beanie. 1312581049769 Anonymous: it's a Priština 1312721080621 MarkosT: it's a trap to prevent you perverts from actually interacting with humans 1312732050806 Wellblech: when you cum inside of this thing and keep fucking it, the cum's gonna spout out of the nipples and the glans! it's wonderful. 1312750602677 Anonymous: wat 1316497952273 Anonymous: Hetro sexual toy but will please your gay friend, pound the pussy,squeeze the tits cum in you friends mouth.....everyones happy. 1390098620333 Anonymous: nothing sex 1390361406380 Anonymous: i got me this and it was awesome til i found out it's quite a dickhead. 1390430440571 Springer: For some on C4C it will need feet 1390431079618 Anonymous: for Some IT will need BLOOD 1390552922429 confucious says: star wars costume?? 1390570006509 Anonymous: RIP Marilyn Manson 1395044837208 liplocker_code3: Two brisk walks a day, is that enough? 1395349811585 gfe87 gross 1460546350323 SHDAD75: It's the perfect woman if it also cooks. 1460776782875 Anonymous: It has/is a dickhead. 1516909929223 Anonymous: Kill it now, kill it with fire ! 1545310762738 ethelred: Where's the tongue for my mouth? Where's those delicious nipples? Where's those hairy pits? All the best bits are missing 1545360968284 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/43572/Sex_toy

How do I sex with women?

sex (488) , women (376) , itt (354) , question (218)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Cunt81/How_do_I.jpg Info: JPG, 37 Kbytes (586x422) Added by: Cunt81 (Mar 2, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Twinchlian: Primarily you need to get their clothes off. This can be difficult for beginners if she is still struggling. For a first timer it can often be better to just bring a knife and threaten to slit the bitches throat. The second step is to insert the penis - again; this can be tricky if she is struggling and you're unwilling to give her a proper beating or halfstrangulation (but those bruises can be... 1299097224109 Twinchlian: ... tricky to explain away in a court of law. Also, simply overpowering her with wrestling-surprise-sex is gratifying and very sexy and I usually come very hard when I make love to a woman in such a way. A good advice (my grandfather told me this) is to practice on children and elderly (being weaker than the average adult female) until you get the knack of it and become a love-machine. 1299097453673 Anonymous: ^Love-machine? Are you a girly man? 1299110862406 Burrgeezy: Rape! 1299110952903 Anonymous: ^ Thanks for showing it to Twinchlian how it's done WITHOUT a sense of humor. Good job. 1299111026336 admackbar: try Flunitrazepam...... or just Ask Jeeves, he's usally pretty on the ball 1299112611917 AZO: WHERE MY SUBMISSIONSR GOING ME MAD 1299129867743 aval: Give her strapon and lubs. And expects some surprise too. 1299129936702 Anonymous: Y U SO /submit , aval? 1299136134542 Stalker: Roofiecolada. 1299136284511 Anonymous: Very carefully. 1299163328609 Twinchlian: ^agree with 8609 here - you have to be absolutely sure there are no witnesses and DO NOT POST your pictures on Facebook. Only C4C. [remember timestamp] 1300783360783 Weed: Look, if you don't know I'm not telling you. 1300793329621 Armistice: go in and out. repeat till done 1301062320449 (show all comments) Anonymous: copious amounts of ben gay on end of dick, insert it, they love that 1301062393643 mrisom2009: Make sir Nicolas Isom a sammich!!! 1301065813595 Anonymous 1304990781478 Anonymous: throw money at them 1305008209938 Soulfucker666: swipe credit card through ass. 1305008257503 GalacticStar: no means yes 1305008339855 Anonymous: learn to speak like a retard 1305022123826 Cat Funt: Buy a real doll or become a pimp. No other options, son. 1305025048771 eyedol: learn to speak the english 1313280428909 Anonymous: It's like when you have sex with your boyfriend, only your ass doesn't feel funny when yer done... 1313284527933 fmlife: img.chan4chan.com/img/2011-07-20/science.jpg 1313296419272 fmlife: ^ that should explain every thinng else not mentioned above 1313296475301 djh123: lol^ 1313296506926 Anonymous: 3643 that's genius! It'll either numb it to the point they won't feel a thing, or burn like a motherfucker. 1313296654223 LikaSomeBoodi: Punch her in the Head really really hard and stick your dick in her ear DERP!......stupid ass question i swear! 1316052562593 Anonymous: Give her to me and I'll show you how. 1318104428340 Anonymous: @Twinchlian Sir when I grow up and my balls drop, I wish to be like you. 1329253596182 JustGodlike: All you need is a Party and a roofie, or variation 2, a dark alley and chloroform 1329280439940 ethelred: Easy - girls are easy. They will fuck if they like you. Be nice, if she smiles, youre halfway there. . 1545013186458 Anonymous ....dude "the Chad"... easy is simple yet 1545014257577 UTHP: https://www.deviantart.com/uthp/journal/Hairy-Asshole-and-The-Chamberpot-of-Mystery-ch-I-776796137 1545018965907 Anonymous: ^Good job, retard! Now nobody will visit your crappy corner. 1545160683483 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: EpicWin ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/169575/How_do_I_sex_with_women?

Gymnast straddle sex trick

gymnast (8) , straddle (1) , sex (488) , trick (56)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1335835151177.gif Info: GIF, 958 Kbytes (300x269), Animated: 72 frames Added by: iprobablyhateyou (May 1, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Pyro: aaaaaaaannnnnnnndddd DISMOUNT 1335847632853 Anonymous: she sticks the one point landing 1335851356366 Epic Win: "look ma, no hands!" 1335853667437 Rat: Old........very old.......still a laugh 1335855277356 Arschloch33: Superglue 1335864187715 Lavalancer: Nicely hung! 1340499729250 Anonymous: Now, spin her! 1348525215246 Mael: link pls 1348545498231 bshaun2: she must have a really strong vajayjay 1348546501609 Anonymous: jk 1348548699759 Spartak: Now hang him! 1348597692207 djh123: i bet the sex is interesting 1348605945670 Anonymous: att: IOC: Wanted game disciplin, thanks 1348606509668 Anonymous: Does she take cheques? 1387089400237 (show all comments) Anonymous: LOL...way cool 1392933748272 Anonymous: Trojan Contest...what? 1544765303216 Anonymous: Her sucking up abilities are astonishing! 1544915808131 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: ghostoftime Jewelthief86 Ardamel ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/213535/Gymnast_straddle_sex_trick

teh sex - Some develop faster than others

kiss (220) , doll (108) , baby (245) , young (90) , sex (488)

Source: WEB / apina URL: http://apina.nwpshost.com/full/1016.jpg Info: JPG, 53 Kbytes (700x582) Added by: TotallyNasty (Jul 14, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse TotallyNasty: Now slap that bitch! 1279359060783 partypoop: you spelled "the" wrong 1279387290640 anonlolwut: 0640 *facepalm* 1285251139492 fingerofdoom: teh sex! 1285252338486 shaunmerrills: fuck yeah i want taht baby 1286099535716 Anonymous: Pimp. 1286154248784 sepsnyder: get 'er dog! 1286420198686 Anonymous: "ma belle fleur, let me take eu to ze cazbah. om nom nom nom le nom" :oP 1286687725455 fingerofdoom: ^english or gtfo 1286689048215 YuLiekPicturz: that was english u fucking turd^ 1286714164752 ImYourMomBIATCH: even a baby is doing it 1290312443527 Lickathesplit: Pedo bear says : Yeah baby, that's what i'm talking about.. 1290315944664 crackerkiller5: son, i am proud 1290325157338 Anonymous: Sure, but he prefers dolls instead of real females. 1290536579188 (show all comments) MrPerspective: I bet he wanked before he was born. 1308449047658 Anonymous: go for it 1308449567878 Anonymous: like a boss............... 1308460346605 MrPerspective: Breathe, dammit, BREATHE! Defib, STAT! 1308591081369 Anonymous: I got a seven month old foster daughter belongs to my neighbor And three year old black retarded b I just ripped her Elmo diaper on off to see her booty sha not jammed into were not jammed into were ripping h her gash 1375608557722 Anonymous: ^da fuck? Go jam your sha into your gash ya freak. 1375610232393 Anonymous: I'd ram her booty hole wide open! 1375910777133 nepi: anonymous can i lick the babys pussy please 1540074807512 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/136920/teh_sex_-_Some_develop_faster_than_others

20 STRANGEST SEX LAWS

chart (154) , info (382) , sex (488) , law (29)

Source: WEB / ircimages URL: http://ircimages.com/ircimages/5/5/55e95dd9c85e544c969eef066342c357.jpg Info: JPG, 406 Kbytes (800x4833) Added by: Redrocco (Sep 1, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: I'm very interested in the traveling job in Guam. I think i'd be qualified for such a sacrified posotion. 1283358947255 Anonymous: That is exactly my thought. I don't want to deprive these girls of the help they desperately need. 1283363387513 Limerick: Oral sex is illegal in the state of Maryland. 1283545804911 Anonymous: I'm moving to Guam 1283554310646 Anonymous: I'm pretty sure it's illegal in a lot of states,especially the Bible belt. 1283554459798 Anonymous: ^ erm, which one? 1283554748427 Anonymous: It should be against the law if you go by the name Swiney or Mr. Piickle that you cannot show your penis on the net. I loved danies boobs - but Swiney penis ? - that should be against the law . 1283557596603 chrud: islamic law says don't eat the lamb u just fucked. i don't shit where i eat, either. 1283557865356 Anonymous: I'm gonna have to go ahead and let you all know that this whole thing is bullshit. I'm sorry, but virgins can get married in Guam, and virgins can get fucked in Washington. 1283558085757 Uncle Harvey: Goodbye, Moline; Hello, Guam 1283566840151 Anonymous: Lol washingtons fucked 1283737143284 g-man: don't any of you go to Indonesia 1283880286867 Anonymous: 1 seems to be the best job ever 1286338023694 Rorix: Guam FTW 1286479954543 (show all comments) Tryno: sorry to burst your bubbles, the Guam story is a myth 1286485887660 Hard Tymes: GAWD! Who Makes Up These Lame Dumbass Laws! 1287536984430 Anonymous: a lot of these is made up. 1288312922941 Anonymous: It's a mad world, a maaaaaaaad world. 1291074270353 Anonymous: the virgin thing isn't true (checked it)... unfortunately. otherwise i'd be the first one to grant "privilege" to entire school classes. 1291080511585 Anonymous: most of these are bullshit. 1296173357496 Anonymous: all of these are bullshit... 1296173589564 Anonymous: none of these are true 1318134559346 AbstractFool: WHAT THE FUCK ? 1355470992619 AbstractFool: all made up.. shit 1355471024771 Anonymous: People are fucking stupid! 1428695275127 ethelred: Guam is US territory, so no-one would be surprised by what happens there 1428805710875 Anonymous: One of the few things that humanity can agree on: Sex makes everyone {including lawmakers} crazy. 1532891698277 SHDAD75: #14 Indiana: IC 35-45-4-1 "nudity" means ... , or the showing of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state. 1532927997290 Anonymous: I'm sure there are aliens who have even stranger laws: "Using your tentacles to fondle your lover is strictly forbidden, unless your lover has three legs and one tail." 1533228205196 The Original Spoon: The Washington one makes sense. You just have to honeymoon out of state. 1536530567168 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: semenov ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/147907/20_STRANGEST_SEX_LAWS

Comic fat diet sex chase

comic (463) , fat (580) , diet (3) , sex (488) , chase (24)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.imgur.com/00kfn.jpg Info: JPG, 276 Kbytes (753x1017) Added by: PirateBob (Sep 1, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Pyro: Epic lulz were had 1283327472833 anon: epic lulz 1283338151624 Anonymous: - 10 kilo and + AIDS 1283358509968 sUNz: soooooooooooooooo much win!! 1284131925722 Antiphon: If you havent lost a pound after second treatment ive got some bad news for you.... 1284329430893 ElCapitan: thumbs up 1284333677969 fingerofdoom: lol 1284348345892 sqwrrl: Who drew this? 1284354829819 Anonymous: haha so fucking funnty 1284354926395 Anonymous: Hello im your personal trainer, if I catch you i will give you AIDS 1284354985542 sqwrrl: Nvm, found the 'Dany' on the bottom left. 1284355015280 Anony: Øv! Det var da træls! Too bad! 1286826803284 Anonymous: It's a trap! 1290710941615 al: Life's hell, then you die. 1290711092781 (show all comments) Anonymous: The other seven pounds are lost in anal bleeding. 1290712089488 Anonymous: Brix were shat! 1290715776121 Anonymous: :D LMFAO so much fukin winz 1293824148708 Midgeinc: Nice one Op. Total reversal! :D 1310558625318 Quasimodo: lulz! 1321884426235 Anonymous: i lold 1334879930441 MrSandyNigger: I rsmiled. 1334882875291 Anonymous: fkin ownd 1334889607806 DarbyCrash: nigger gonna fuck some fluffy ass 1336752276294 Ammonium: Yeah, don't fuck with your personal train.... Wait, what?? Oh, never mind. 1405477022268 liplocker_code3: Perhaps he was bi...? 1405800136690 KLR2: Good motivation. 1534846985122 Gul’dan: 费玉清？ 1535640539212 Anonymous: http://i.imgur.com/FaESt01.mp4 1535939136157 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: KLR2 beach0023 LemmyLaffer Jewelthief86 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/147826/Comic_fat_diet_sex_chase

Cow facial sex cum milk

cow (50) , facial (59) , sex (488) , cum (323) , milk (53)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://img.chan4chan.com/lolpad/room22.png Info: PNG, 62 Kbytes (640x480) Added by: anapoopoop (Sep 26, 2010) Category: lolpad NSFW: no Report abuse anapoopoop: look at all that cream 1285479896938 nigface: lol horny 1285479957881 Anonymous: milk is good for you 1285490474946 Anonymous: good job lolpad guy 1290705044506 UriAr: lesbo-cow came 1290726569602 Anonymous: Sappho beast boink 1290949035165 Anonymous: Anyone else fap? 1291282866514 Munster: The milky way... 1291284633177 Flarp: Someone failed anatomy. 1291288815785 Munster: Haven't notice the neck-tittie... 1291303352977 BnSneky: ^yes i did 1291303471234 Anonymous: 273 people don't know the difference between a cow and a bull 1291310764827 Munster: Something is worng around the farm these days... 1291363076754 Munster: Too much weed to actually tipe wrong... 1291369513356 (show all comments) gOshe: got flakes? 1291380589688 menace: cows are female . no penis , no cum . 1293840057927 Anonymous: what a teat, that's a clue for you 7927... 1293841702168 Anonymous: its fuckin milk not cum dumbshit 1294011774984 Weed: Kung Pow bloopers. 1295965607850 Sugarnuts: Flarp are you some fuckin kind of idiot? What part of anatomy is missplaced here? 1297578731693 Decorum: Whole milk (get it, ho milk). 1328237829439 Anonymous: IM CUM! 1328241079147 Anonymous: :( 1526761479314 Mantis-skank then do this!^ 1526768003612 Anonymous: Citi people draw kartoons. Sense no. 1526778344760 Anonymous: Verily, I say unto you, moo cow is dyke. 1532306820664 Anonymous: ^^ fag spammer 1532308027427 Anonymous: Rule 34% fat. 1534613712175 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: BitterKitten ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/151457/Cow_facial_sex_cum_milk

X-ray anime sex

x-ray (35) , anime (162) , sex (488)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1262002907476.jpg Info: JPG, 84 Kbytes (1000x716) Added by: fuhrer (Dec 28, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: lmao @ censorship. seriously, what the fuck? :D 1262611394907 crackerkiller5: thats how it happens 1262628107259 Pyro: Wow 1263023505459 Anonymous: we'll show you tits and gang rape and xray fucking... but god help you if you show one fucking inch of that penis 1271124424450 AmericanTool: Never thought about it like that. 1271128798873 Stu: oh my gosh ! He's hitting her potatoe ! 1271423276548 ManChowder: i do that to my victims 1271514953689 Anonymous: Every dude is BROWN. 1271523278760 Anonymous: Puffy nipples? 1271760165272 Anonymous: LOL at the dudes in the background. It's like they can see it too! 1272345782314 Anonymous: =win 1276176666241 Bun: her tits have tits! o.o 1276180060596 Anonymous: sex 1276456952905 Anonymous: gjg 1278327301426 (show all comments) Anonymous: OMG SHE HAS A CENSOR IN HER VAGINA! 1278369073728 mACÄK: FF7 FTW 1282087012930 BENDOWN: why japs always gotta blur shit it? 1282087348790 spoon: pixelated penis not feel nice to she 1282107553585 Anonymous: I will kill everyone 1282494386491 Anonymous: huge nipps 1284186694854 Anonymous: woah laugh my fucking ass off 1285480259137 Anonymous: big nipples 1285480362988 Anonymous: Thank god for the censoring, I might have offended :O 1285486469376 Anonymous: AIDS 1285487673644 ImYourMomBIATCH: RIP Barack Hussein Obama 1291519953222 Jesus: RIP Anna Nicole Smith 1291524043165 queefly: Silly Japs.....they'll show people shitting in each other's mouths on a gameshow, but they pixelate a cartoon dick. 1291524664325 Schlong:   ☻ 1291524754547 Schlong: ☻ ☻ 1291524757857 Anonymous: who is the fucking Juden who draws these faggot animes 1291537133988 Munster: And that's how you got that big white head my son... 1291540461468 MrSandynigger: every bitch likes brown dudes...fuck yeah ;D 1293168476844 Khalthar: It's STILL a fucking REPOST! 1293169822353 Anonymous: The X-ray stuff is interesting and the bodies rendered so-so. But the faces! Why, Japan? WHYYYY! 1293170030557 Anonymous: It's an orgy! 2 guys at the back 2! 1311672490890 Anonymous: Damn she is hot! 1341220372564 Anonymous: tons of these at chan.sankakucomplex.com 1341224225880 Anonymous: whats the censorship for? We all know its there... 1347142542504 r120909: The artist even drew the urethra and bladder... 1347183513515 Anonymous: jjjj 1369156820465 Bulbasaur111919: Those pixels look rough. 1369165495956 Raimey_D: Push through her cervix and cum in her womb...hot stuff. 1470502779111 Anonymous: 2504: It isn't censorship. They actually look like that. 1470777522883 confucius says:: nigger stole my white slut 1470861525438 Anonymous: Captured, she is, by the sperminator. 1531702329444 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: freedomcs Quantum69 letsgoharry48 ) , hated by 2 (last: itzcuintle Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/77910/X-ray_anime_sex

JAPAN: Only they understand us.

japan (344) , understand (1) , consensual (1) , sex (488) , anime (162)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1234760544940.jpg Info: JPG, 102 Kbytes (800x600) Added by: *.externet.hu (Feb 16, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Pedobear liiiiiiiiiikes 1262689751482 ImYourMomBIATCH: Pedobear is a cunt 1281906881120 holyshitlongname: pedobear is not your dad^ 1282108088447 AwesomeAnonymous!: win! 1285370331442 Anonymous: hentay gay 1286823223242 nigel: right on 1289740657154 Bobby: Pedobear is also having "consensual" sex :) 1289740821893 Weed: Well, that's a first... 1289746762329 Anonymous: its consensual if she also feels something - like pain or selfpity or nervousness. or my dick. in her anus. 1330470236865 Anonymous: world record in oddities 1330472261279 Anonymous: porn 1346222829829 nigel: lol got to love them japs 1355458729678 Anonymous: Title: Take me to Ariake 1368814430909 Anonymous: sex 1394172133885 (show all comments) Anonymous: nude 1409805282322 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: nigel Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/1813/JAPAN:_Only_they_understand_us.

Mindfuck sculpture tree art sex

mindfuck (51) , sculpture (11) , tree (123) , art (1150) , sex (488)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.jameshopkinsworks.com/images/hopkins_beautyspot1.jpg Info: JPG, 133 Kbytes (408x500) Added by: *.reliablehosting.com (Aug 1, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse blablablue: mindfuck! 1280649011927 the7rafe7: fucking perv trees 1280651957127 Arsonist: PERVS! 1280651975292 Wr104Gamma: Ones mans art is another mans fap 1280721799594 the7rafe7: imagine if the wind was blowing it would be like a movie 1280722080767 Anonymous: obviosly photoshop 1285444093495 Saddanonymous: ^ obviously a troll. 1285444129923 Anonymous: hey, its still amazing 1285454402518 Anonymous: cool 1285491472418 YPPQ: holy shit dude 1285565121625 Khalthar: FUCKING EPIC! 1293283793213 Gypsygreen: Totaly surreal 1293298777670 doofass: fucking trees 1311681884926 Lickathesplit: Obvious rule#34 1311681972607 (show all comments) Hughbie: I agree with the tree.... 1311686750235 Anonymous: pretty cool. 1311698948215 MrPerspective: Popping wood? 1312860578966 The Original Spoon: neato! 1322161111589 Anonymous: Doen't have to be a photoshop, but you would have to mold the trees grouth carfully... very carfully. if real, impressive. if not, then, just nice. 1339773713959 Anonymous: thts ur mom and me last night at the musem 1340896906807 Muchos Hornos: Thjs tree must have divided by zero 1377550931129 huck1944: different 1377615171598 Anonymous: Take me from the roots 1408732575695 Arschloch33: When you see it, you'll start to like art 1507070147901 Anonymous: Bonsai trees can be fun. 1515318701300 Anonymous: Now, create a same oral sex version 1531091633968 Anonymous: ^ faget 1531091737893 Anonymous: ^ How’s “Creating a same tree that is having oral sex” considered to be gay? Unless you presume that anything that’s art related means gay. 1531092038296 Anonymous: ^ It’s gay in a sense that you’re mainly focusing on the men’s ass 1531093595834 Anonymous: ^Trolly troll is trollin. 1531095315405 Anonymous: There are no tits, so gay ass fucking. 1531124119964 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: Lexicon Banshee5 LemmyLaffer trashit ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/141257/Mindfuck_sculpture_tree_art_sex

Dear /b/, There's a zombie who's trying to eat me.

zombie (53) , 4chan (628) , story (202) , question (218) , sex (488)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1273768345638.jpg Info: JPG, 73 Kbytes (502x499) Added by: Anonymous (May 13, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse iprobablyhateyou: yes durrrr 1273790935548 greyhoundpaul: go for it. lol 1273839187313 Anonymous: if her body's still warm, she can still ride your horn, 1273928368218 darkstan: Lucky bastard... 1273964236263 Anonymous: DO EHT!!!! 1275964112845 Tom's Daddy: Die, Mr. Writingtoomuch 1276295716576 slikwilly: totally exceptable and also a good chance she won't press charges 1276303498627 slikwilly: ^exceptable? no, no you silly pothead, it's "acceptable"...... typing while stoned, tsk tsk 1276304591486 crackerkiller5: very acceptable 1276313495443 vengance: if you dont do her i will,then i will shoot your dick off and feed it to you and choke you til you die with it,then fuck her some more 1276317751425 Greg: I say go for it, just hope the zombie disease isnt an STD 1276498415428 Pocky: acceptable!! 1276617848854 YourFace: Sorry, she has to be dea 18 years or she's gravebait 1276672468898 sqwrrl: Let it eat you. Then you will be a zombie. Besides, everyone knows that in a fight between a ninja and a pirate, the zombie wins. 1276678805674 (show all comments) Anonymous: 1276303498627 & 1276304591486 SAMEFAG!!! sorry, I just had to say that lol :D 1276817638559 Anonymous: Let's see pics of this hot zombie. 1276819611605 Anonymous: use a ball gag so she cant infect you and hit that shit from behind. 1279255623969 slikwilly: @8559 REAL FAG!!!! sorry, I just had to say that lol :D 1279407443998 veranet: Go for it, just don't expect a BJ. 1279408646934 Grave: cool story bro 1279408979184 Anonymous: 8218 if shes cold, microwave some lube and slather that shit on! 1280299755330 Twinchlian: Use condom, mouthball and glove her to avoid infection. If she seems limp bite your tounge and spit in nose/mouth. That should rile her up. 1282174505955 BENDOWN: tap that shit 1282174888633 queefly: Fuck her in the ass......a little anal isn't going to kill her.... 1282181310641 Anonymous: hmmm, i believe the pros outweigh the cons. as there ARE no cons. No charges pressed, no chance of fertility without the use of a condom, and I agree with queefly. get it get it buddy 1283152065240 doctorDorian: fresh zombie chicks + anal is a win. hey, even if it gets cold just pour some warm water in here it'll be fine 1286930743504 Anonymous: I say acceptable 1286934703190 Anonymous: Go for it! 1290707996742 rock: no the old zombie siren trick it must be my X run while u can 1291694642951 Burrgeezy 1291695812741 grizz: what? 1291697102880 sumdumfuk: remember doggy style or a ball gag are your friends 1291707527713 Munster: Do it while you can... put the bitch on a leash... or whatever that shit means... 1291710562351 Lickathesplit: It's a trap, they come in packs, run mofo... 1291721835900 Anonymous: I don't see why not, go for it son, make me proud. 1291838990870 Anonymous: This isn't the time to be a selfish lover either. Eat her before she eats you ;D 1292033864830 fav: do it faggot 1292117758115 Melon Mayo: If it moves it grooves. 1292117825614 that-guy-named: put a paper bag over her head 1292127719197 blackal: Yep. 1292128017325 Anonymous: not a bad looker? go ahead and fuck her. 1300498315727 MrPerspective: Carpe diem, son : do it while she's still fresh. Because when her maggot-eaten boobies fall off she'll get slightly less appealing. Trust me on that one. 1300507912149 MrPerspective: @ 8898 : Gravebait? LOL! 1300507978689 Anonymous: rule 34 faggots 1312174539593 Lickathesplit: Zombie sex ftw !, I would skip the offered blowjob though.. 1312179489915 Banshee5: Fo it Daggot 1312191028391 luigui: blow her head with the shotgun then fuck her (it's an option, isn't it?) 1312255585563 WAT??: Still moving... no necro there 1312661043135 Anonymous: ^^ Also, as an added bonus you can fuck the new gore hole in her neck instead of that boring old mouth. ;) 1314642319528 veranet: Does she have a sister? 1314668520946 Anonymous: wouldn't that make you a zombie?? you can get aids from sex... 1315870212503 Anonymous: make a zombie cum 1528948635290 Anonymous: Result is an necrophile 1528972861706 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/124598/Dear_/b/,_There's_a_zombie_who's_trying_to_eat_me.

Robot sex rule 34 machine

robot (56) , sex (488) , rule 34 (177) , machine (25)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1270933558806.jpg Info: JPG, 76 Kbytes (580x379) Added by: Redrocco (Apr 10, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse AmericanTool: reminds me of a tool video 1271048758925 CreepisKryp: GAWD everything reminds TOOL fans of TOOL videos! They are not THAT GREAT! lol 1271052615658 anonymous: rule34 1271304248601 MrPerspective: ^^ Depends on the... "tool", doesn't it? (~_^) 1298005509145 Anonymous: theyned lube 1301844492976 BnSneky: whoa 1301844604308 MrPerspective: ^^ lube, LOL. 1301860035481 Greeft: www.fuckingmachines.com 1301860274808 Anonymous: wtf is wrong with people in France? 1302492836483 Captngeetch: I think i'd do her in a pinch 1302493154683 MAELSTHUR: ^^ that is a good web page =) 1302545029414 Anonymous: <<< what really went on behind the scenes of "Prison Sex" 1308175379744 MrPerspective: Screw drive her ! 1308189639199 froggywentacortn: Perfect ! 1308196329427 (show all comments) Last_Resort: this is too close to some some furry tip. fuck this shit 1308203418489 Anonymous: steampunk porn! 1308228928775 darkstan: Yeah, he's givin' it to her pretty good. Robots kick ass. 1332716257783 Anonymous: Google "The Meaning of Robots" and try to tell me you have done anything more worthwhile with YOUR life. 1332729822601 bigt95: WD40!! 1332982453956 Korzo: Reminds me of the odd animated movies from the Quay brothers. 1333034187257 U.Know.The.Drill: This is not a reproduction! 1366811402752 Anonymous: They discovered a new species: Dickinassus Rustico Scratchum 1526747508866 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: trashit ) , hated by 1 (last: LastResort ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/110596/Robot_sex_rule_34_machine

OMG I DID LE HEROIN!!!

comic (463) , drugs (143) , sex (488) , heroin (9) , derp (25)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1338604555779.png Info: PNG, 211 Kbytes (651x961) Added by: anal85 (Jun 2, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Chicagosox23: no 1338608201779 fiveby5: the le heroin looks suspiciously like le grass. 1338613744259 r120602: About as disturbing on as many levels as I can imagine 1338630440530 ᴳᶦᵇᵇᶫᵉˢᴺᴮᶦᵗˢ: le op is a le faggot 1361965553539 Anonymous: OMG I did Le Fail! 1367413841116 Banshee5: You're almost Xena the warrior princess with all of those LE LE LE LE 1367413935734 Anonymous: ^a toi, le fu! 1526687672299 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/216228/OMG_I_DID_LE_HEROIN!!!

Car dragon sex rule 34 furry

car (384) , dragon (19) , sex (488) , rule 34 (177) , rule furry (1)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1275873014359.jpg Info: JPG, 334 Kbytes (1602x1209) Added by: GrYm (Jun 7, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse kinganonymous: Rules 34 1275885448866 Furore23: And then they wonder why they're being fursecuted. 1275937253824 Anonymous: i had wondored what was stuck in my exauste pipe! 1279591778688 Venator21: red cars are unlucky 1279592165379 Pumpkin: red cars get more tickets and dragon dick. 1280240499677 Anonymous: I've seen wierd things but this tops them. 1280550369408 Anonymous: No, whats wierd is people really do this. it has nothing to do with furry. 1280789124346 voiceofreason: its called autoeroticism 1280814038830 Anonymous: thats called FLAT OUT HORNY!!!!!! 1283900671183 hanatori: smaxy>w< 1284663349275 Anonymous: I fucking love it 1284890875434 Anonymous: Gay Shit 1284891942803 pepito: xD i think i see this pick like 3 times in my whole life and i dont understand why the car are there 1289631934288 vengance: poor mazda miata!!!!! 1289662320395 (show all comments) Anonymous 1289812424196 Furfag: Carfelia? I do know that they are scalies, way worse then furries... 1289916472271 Anonymous: i want to FUCK YOU IM A DRAGON 1290333778595 Anonymous: Careful guys you dont want it stuck in the tail pipe 1290468932932 Anonymous: Lol someone said gay? OH, right, now I see the car's penis. dickhead 1293216391367 balder: seriously, what a fuck? 1293949312736 /unsee: I didn't park under a tree. What's this on my-? ... I know that smell! 1298482939560 /unsee: Dragons made my Autobot gay. ...OK, come out of the shed. 1298483147810 GreatMasterW: Every week I visit this fucking website and I have to say: "I've seen it all". But every time I found some new fucking shit like this!!! Please STOP." 1299691885546 Anonymous: Is he fucking the car "hot"? Watch that tailpipe! 1307916741787 Anonymous: Rule 51 1307917212968 Anonymous: it's not hot, but it's the coolest little thing! 1314666742953 Anonymous: In their defense, that car is sexy. 1326699981991 Anonymous: so that's what happened to my car 1326863965560 Nickeh43: I would have accepted this excuse for LeashedHate wrecking my car. 1326864083102 Anon29993: RULE 34 FTW! 1326867725203 PR1NCESSW0LFY: My car.. you jizzed all up in my baby.. that shit stains 1525429124310 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 2 (last: Furore23 LastResort ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/131621/Car_dragon_sex_rule_34_furry

Elephant sex

elephant (39) , sex (488)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1252272232168.jpg Info: JPG, 103 Kbytes (841x631) Added by: m4ever (Sep 6, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse jackfrosty: "OMG its wang is bigger than i am...hold on for the ride of your life kids!" 1252502406609 Hughbie: never..never miss an opportunity. 1252505038132 Drilldo!: I wonder if elephant pussy is tight? 1252540121854 pollister: The guy in the red shirt looks like he wants some action, too. 1254584373757 Anonymous: the elephants look happy 1254610521954 cracker_killer: i bet you he won't call. 1254682521702 Sinonymous: truck call, if he does 1254682636572 Sinonymous: trunk 1254682652457 Alfons: Someone is having fun. Very LOL picture! 1257229765244 Anonymous: Epic. 1259612847934 charlytt: super tolles bild 1260049648876 Megasnake: thats funny 1263256797541 SheikYabhutti: They'll have a great story to tell their grandchildren, assuming the elephand doesn't slip and roll over on them 1263258129162 mantore: elephant porn ftw 1263616654636 (show all comments) Anonymous: OMG that's awesome! 1265513169602 morbidassg: lold my ass off that guy in the green is lovin it 1265576492594 Squirrely1: Same thing happened to me...I was on a guy horse and some one in the group was on a lady horse and well my horsey got way to friendly with her...This happened in Lake Tahoe on a tourist trail...I giggled alot as was kinda embarassed... 1265581937776 Anonymous: just along for the ride 1266748652297 Anonymous: its blown its bold already, 1269073182840 Anonymous: I'll take a trunk job - i hear they're superdexterous 1269406449537 Anonymous: Gotta suck to be subjected to riding the female Elephant. 1269508492370 Anonymous: duplicate to 1257217199984.jpg 1272480433834 Anonymous: Ride the Big One. 1272496528898 Anonymous: Drilldo!: I wonder if elephant pussy is tight? Not anymore. 1272517244330 Anonymous: Cialis is ready when you're ready! 1276468035815 Anonymous: dude in purple is fucked..... 1276468756885 Anonymous: just couldn’t resist 1287348174416 BnSneky: elephants humping, what could be cooler? 1287348426459 CLAVDIVS GERMANIC: coolest elephant ride ever!!! LOL 1354761113936 Franz Judenfeind: LOL at that gook desperately knocking at the mating elephant's head with that hook. 1354801344523 huck1944: do they charge extra for that kind of ride 1354804175308 Bonefish: Orgy. 1381706692502 Anonymous: If you have to fuck, you have to fuck 1402887602652 Anonymous: Even elephants need sex ! 1404732794958 Anonymous: This is from the "Howdah-Doody" show! 1406110111238 Anonymous: wow 1486116609198 Anonymous: When the bitch is in heat, the bitch is in heat. 1515947554840 Stalker: Tons of fun!!! 1515955401656 Anonymous: the guy in the red shirt in ready for behind 1524367981884 Anonymous: Elephant logic: If it smells good and you're walking behind it, climb it and fuck it! 1524380510540 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Skan423 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/47691/Elephant_sex

Blow-up sex doll

blow-up (12) , sex doll (12)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://galeria.index.hu/hetkepei/2009/09/04/36_het/1090927_233171ed29b75d869474c90cfd7d78e5_l.jpg Info: JPG, 127 Kbytes (800x585) Added by: Anonymous (Sep 4, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Jessica: Thank God for Quagmire and his blow up sex dolls. 1252099026122 Pyro: Giggity 1254077802612 cracker_killer: giggity goo gah!!!!!!!! 1254106905603 wraithbklad33: in public, giggity! 1254112293914 Anonymous: ALLLLLLLLLLL!!!RIGHT +) 1254461632671 redrocco: I always wanted to fill a bunch of them with helium and release them near the airport 1254693905261 an0nymouse: ^ DO IT! 1254694130262 FalzeProphet: ^^ Do it and post pics/video 1255074385102 redrocco: wanna sponser the stunt? 1255094780982 Anonymous: CPR this bitch 1255981437914 Anonymous: is he saving a doll? 1264192566457 Anonymous: ^^wrestling 1273180956365 Anonymous: he says: ohh crap, I thought it was a girl drowning! 1284662803567 Anonymous: bull shit. hes fuckin that bitch 1308540525756 (show all comments) Anonymous: whch one is the doll? 1327153691339 Obama mama: russian swimming sport with dolls 1327168410406 Anonymous: "Ohhrigghht!" 1381118418476 Anonymous: Modern life saving drill. 1381147858865 Anonymous: Tommy Lee Jones getting it on! 1384706738421 Chanonymous: But the safety tag said not to be used as a flotation device. 1423455441417 Anonymous: Da fuk?! His mouth is cumming! (o.Ô) 1524103650525 Anonymous: Water wings. 1524185743955 Anonymous: That is actually not a doll. It is a coalescence of sewer trout. 1524271048866 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/47133/Blow-up_sex_doll

KNOWLEDGE: It's more powerful than you think.

sex (488) , knowledge (2) , sex makes babies (1)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1232660930563.jpg Info: JPG, 59 Kbytes (640x512) Added by: 127.0.* (Jan 22, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: rofl 1250210899646 DutchGuy: this reminds me, i haven't fapped yet to hamtaro hello kitty emo chick today. brb. 1250294866189 Anonymous: WHAT 1288667426213 tordcake: o_O 1293782904519 Anonymous: ....and buttsecks makes pudding? 1293796054828 TinFoilHatGuy: Only If You're Not Doing It Right 1296987240223 Steve blow: Duh? Nigaz 1514260718699 Anonymous: ^^^Yeah, chocolate. 1514413491956 Anonymous: Says payment plans available haha imagine a repo's used one lol do those get discounted? Ha! 1522956687170 Anonymous: The girls knew but they weren’t telling, until after they got the hook sunk. 1522975041302 Anonymous: Babies make sex. 1522975057908 Anonymous: And this is why the NEA has worked to make our schools institutions for the prevention of education. 1523040839495 Anonymous: Yeah, if the little bitches get knocked up the teachers don’t have to put up with them anymore. 1523059497174 Anonymous: The More You Know! 1523238973663 (show all comments) Anonymous: ...the more you realize Amurricans are assholes. 1523244663996 Anonymous: Knowledge? Nah, overrated... 1523294989868 Anonymous: ^^You mean: All of humanity. 1523320745235 Anonymous ^^^ 1523320855259 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/502/KNOWLEDGE:_It's_more_powerful_than_you_think.

There's someone else, isn't there, Gloria?

sex (488) , cheat (19) , stretch (48) , question (218) , comic (463) , vagina (226)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.lionking.org/~malazi/humor/Unfaithful.jpg Info: JPG, 44 Kbytes (450x464) Added by: HornyBear (Feb 7, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: GRRR FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 1267070303463 Anonymous: no white guy has a dick that big 1276463252718 Grave: ^yeah and a nigger does. 1276465527781 Anonymous: I'm a nigger and my cocks tiny, and I've got wirey pubes that make it look even smaller. It's embarrassing. 1276546503394 Nigger: I agree, we dirty niggers do have small genitals. kthxbai. 1276547118485 Anonymous: im white and got an 22cm cock. Short ? :D 1278078075625 Clownichter: ^ eurofag 1278089852460 Anonymous: ht tp://www.lage rassas sin.co. u k/gen/ 1278089877405 GripX: lol people calling themselves "nigger" are white ho pretending to be black 1278107833131 Anonymous: the guy under the bed's cock is too white. 1281130701133 AnonymousFR2B: oO 1281130860363 Anonymous: fer der grip.. thankyou for your analysis Doctor of retarded uneeded knowledge, we newfags will take it from here.. ;o 1281530455358 Anonymous: you could hear the wind howling in her pants 1285073612179 Shitskinkiller: @1133: "Too white" for you to have him pounding your ass?! He's probably not a faggot... 1285169246668 (show all comments) Jesus: Gloria hole 1285169467959 Anonymous: LOL 1287783748347 Anonymous: @2718: My German bf's cock is fking huge so STFU bout white guys not having big cocks 1300525156804 FRAUDMANCHE: ^ MUST BE A GERMAN NIGGER YOU NIGGER COCK SUCKER 1300557619108 Skiddlydoop: His dick looks like my fats collar bell... 1318478390605 Anonymous: My ex 1318485289218 Anonymous: ^ Then you must be my ex's second husband. 1318490204572 BnSneky: ^lol 1318498033414 Anonymous: It is not how deep you fish. It is how you wiggle your worm. My black GF told me that she did not want to get her insides torn with huge passionless dicks. 1322965541447 Anonymous: hey 1351128602699 Anonymous: i want to get fuck 1391706214581 Anonymous: He's fucked, if he complains, she will file for divorce, take all that he owns and force him into slavery to pay for alimony for life. Screwed up laws written by kikes 1391741759760 Watchman: Dog has Boxy eyes 1401895692521 Anoman: ^^Only in 'Murica. 1401933916499 Anonymous: @ 2nd Anonymous: If that was so then why is it the man with the biggest d*ck in the world is WHITE? The porn star with the biggest d*ck was also WHITE. If niggers had such big d*cks then why is it nigger porn stars have to use prosthetic d*cks? 1483617857505 Quantum69: Fucking LOL! 1483652530276 Thanks obama ISNT THERE HUH?! Huh?! Fucking cunt crack whore stupid skank 1522038893968 Anonymous: Needs more napalm. 1522109334810 Anonymous: ^^ Fucking Lol! Should put edit a big dick is a Nigger skin 1522118877320 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: Quantum69 kilgore9012 admackbar Krogoth ) , hated by 2 (last: NZT Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/90078/There's_someone_else,_isn't_there,_Gloria?

Conseguir sexo segun hombres y mujeres...

spanish (4) , meme (83) , comic (463) , sex (488)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://images7.cuantocabron.com/ccs/2011/08/CC_477393_yao_follamos.jpg Info: JPG, 152 Kbytes (550x1217) Added by: Anonymous (Aug 26, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: claro 1314334792611 Last_Resort: I can't read this shit 1314338904402 Anonymous: por que se llama fuckencia? jajajaj no mms 1314339203512 Anonymous: speak english or die 1314370034573 veranet: ^ ¿Estas jelly? 1314371607205 darkstan: ^Verdad. 1314377708428 MrSandyNigger: I call for a bill that enforces english only content in chan4chan. Who else agrees? 1314526013517 Furore23: ^ >Implying that other languages exist. 1314536435358 Hughbie: ഇിൠരപഠ?? 1314536717174 Anonymous: It's in some sort of dead language. 1318429729138 Everdark 1318430299628 kirbylore: ^^^ all u guys are pathetic LOL 1318440576568 Anonymous: What is this beaner shit? ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKA!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!! 1318440855826 Anonymous: Ignorants... I don't know wheter to laugh or cry. LEARN!!! 1318450840666 (show all comments) Jovi: Si es verdad. Para siempre solo :-( 1318908830278 TheGreenPhantom: Only phrase I know is iMAMA JUEVO! 1318913539415 Anonymous: Taco Bell! 1321715775340 avatar: jajajajajaja. . ella ni siquiera supo el nombre del tipo! (amerifags 'n eurofags practice spanish please!!! w/ SalvadoreanGuy) 1321977306722 Anonymous: ^ shut up, retard. 1321978413220 BAMBU: ^ Eurfags like me CAN speak Spanish, Avatar. Anyway, I'm disappointed about USA linguistic ignorance: no other language than AmEnglish (and don't tell me that's because BE and AE is everywhere, you lazy people). 1321978669110 HWood: fuckin wetbacks... 1321980118327 Anonymous: ^ the sad thing is that in america, english is replaced by a beaner-nigger speak mishmash. 1321980531393 Quantum69: ^not just the U.S anon, england has it's own version, paki-nigger-polish-gypsy mishmash speak 1321980765330 Anonymous: burrito! 1322024069309 Anonymous: guacamole 1322052562110 Anonymous: y la otra como se llama? putancia? jajaja 1322062895567 Anonymous: ^ no, YOU'RE THE LLAMA! fucking spanish speaking mongrel 1322064799536 Anonymous: Taco supreme! 1322066090303 Anonymous: jajajajajajajajajajajaj !!!! 1322066266618 user775: historia verdadera.jpeg 1322066402316 Anonymous: Spaghetti! 1322067471834 koda12: lol thanks to spanish in highschool i remembered like 6 words 1322068083417 Anonymous: ^^ spaghetti is italian, dumbfuck. in spanish, it's "espagettos" 1322092092848 Anonymous: ^^ don't worry, your kids will speak it fluently....... 1322092129867 avatar: Sur America Vive malditos Gringos! 1322093742641 SpanishSpeaker: Esta es una mierda en ingles, en chino o en español 1336588109176 Anonymous: -1 internets for posting non-english on C4C 1336589469185 Anonymous: ^menos un internet por poner algo que no esta en ingles en c4c 1336620733332 Anonymous: Hola :D 1336712457126 Anonymous: a los que no les parezca que aprendan el castellano putos 1336713986147 Anonymous: Este post es mierda. And amerifags: there is no only spanish in latin america, in spain talk spanish too D: 1339181595126 Anonymous: Everdark, He might have stated that in a blooper, once. wouldn't be surpised. 1339777958116 Rayotron: Yo si le entiendo muy bien. 1340551923774 MURRICA: This is not quatrochanquatro. 1340558862777 Itzcuintle: ^ LOL ChanQuatroChan 1340573165996 Anonymous: speak cracker language or die 1340594464882 Anonymous: jajjajajaja gringos pendejos no saben leer español ajajajajjajajajaaj 1340785745318 Anonymous: No es mierda por estar en Español, es mierda por ser de la página pendeja CuantoCabrón. 1343967118886 Beaner: Callense pinches frijoleros de mierda 1343967719277 Anonymous: callense pendejos de mierda,almenos tenemos TILDES y Ñ , yay 1343969442631 Anonymous: Guys you have to understand that this sub-human assholes are enjoying chan4chan from the commodity of their shit smelly huts while some satanic narcotraficant rape their mother 1343970350190 nogodjustBallin: yu fergot to americaned 1345787041274 krola: lo que más me dio risa fueron los comentarios. lleno de gente de habla hispana pidiendo respeto EN UNA DE LAS PÁGINAS CON HUMOR MÁS RACISTA JAJAJAJAJAJA imbéciles ubíquense 1345799487723 Anonymous: ^ Esta pagina no tiene nada que ver co racismo, La unica gente que no reconose ese es la que no paga attencion. 1345800330203 Anonymous: disclaimer: I speak Spanish (and German, Swedish, and Finnish); however, I don't speak all the languages in the world, and neither does anyone else, so it's really bad form to post stuff here in other than English. 1350492879634 Anonymous: as if most americunts would understand or speak english.we should skip language and use only pretty pictures if we'd go for the common denominator. 1350501753647 Anonymous: ^ Most Americans do speak and understand English. As one example, I speak English and French fluently, as well as some Russian, Nepali, and Latin. Nevertheless, my Spanish is rudimentary at best, as I have spent less than 3 months combined in predominantly spanish speaking countries, so I don't understand the above post. 1350502415380 Anonymous: ror 1354615715438 Anonymous: try this: chupen verga motherfuckers!!! y vayan a chingar a su puta mother lame asses! me los cojo en any languaje ULTRA PENDEJOS 1354688858916 Magister: This looks like some kind of outdated and far inferior form English.... Whoever speaks this should really get with the times.... 1431455779943 mrpicles: http://www.ninfetasnovinhas.com/gatas-nuas-fazendo-suruba-com-amigo-dotado/ 1517240694112 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: happycat ) , hated by 1 (last: poopyeah ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/185846/Conseguir_sexo_segun_hombres_y_mujeres...

THINGS TO SAY DURING SEX

sex (488) , chart (154)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1266552605265.gif Info: GIF, 66 Kbytes (1221x789) Added by: AcidAlchemy (Feb 19, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Your Online Guide :) 1266947653248 Anonymous: NO_DONT_STOP____seriously.... 1277936864960 DutchGuy: rwuuunoo oolooluu 1277941118878 Anonymous: great ! 1278850051871 Anonymous: beautiful like A moon? 1278916537726 Anonymous: Heil hitler!!!! xD fuck yeeeeah!!! 1280003219646 sickfuck88: stop resisting 1280044532210 sickfuck88: don't tell mommy and daddy about this 1280155100427 Anonymous: LMFAO i loled at "bestial wail" HAHA 1282626936613 Rorix: WHO'S YOUR ABUSIVE STEPFATHER, BITCH? 1287776829244 Anonymous: I JUST POOPED -- A LOT -- ON YOUR DOG 1287777393378 BnSneky: Fuck you Bitch 1287777450678 che: your sister lets me do anal...oops, wrong thread... 1287781313180 fLARP: Hey, I don't see, "where's my money?" 1287785772167 (show all comments) Anonymous: give me head or ile fucking kill you 1287801330592 Clownichter: "Well, it wasnt me" 1287804346779 nameless: THANKS ALOT PEACHES 1287815408604 Bongochops: Don't forget to make Tarzan noises when you reach the finish line 1287818962626 Five1337: Thanks... Here's a dollar.. in change.. mostly pennies.. 1287820334773 Anonymous: hail satan!! 1287825908490 gypsygreen: Bravo...nice work to the creator of this ! 1365814747977 Anonymous: @ sickfuck: Pedobear approves; Chris Hansen, not so much. Also: "That was great, Sis!" 1365818936552 Anonymous: the L word is a really bad idea 1365852069887 Anonymous: "Heil Hitler" might be fun to shout at the time of climax, if you were fucking a Jewish girl. But I fear it might be a one-night stand... 1462646502487 The Original Spoon: "You're so hard!" and "Put it back in!" (when it pops out) are nice to hear 1462680842247 Anonymous: Things to say? "Luke, I'm your father." 1516904175702 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Quantum69 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/93481/THINGS_TO_SAY_DURING_SEX

There is always hope for a better life. - Be strong and stay positive!

sex change (5) , timeline (31) , trap (120) , before and after (50) , hrt (6)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1294206269879.png Info: PNG, 987 Kbytes (1470x600) Added by: iprobablyhateyou (Jan 5, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse paraSol: swoit dial :) 1294206962197 Anonymous: is is fake amirite ? 1294219582843 AvAL: ^Yuarite. 1294219628860 Anonymous: ^ Agreed. 1294238728335 iprobablyhateyou: hormone replacement therapy is real 1294239277380 Anonymous: ^ you scaring me dude fo' real ! 1294245504802 Anonymous: i'd do either way. no kissing on mouth tho. 1294285987370 Anonymous: op fail 1294286184267 bluemax: Take a blow job though! 1294286773264 Anonymous: I would kill, then die, somewhere else. 1299569229898 Staples: Oh muh godz... if i find this hot am i gaiz? 1299570865485 crazyassmofo: Utter bullshit 1299602398103 Anonymous: does it swallow? 1299603782697 DogPig: Fuckin eh? 1299604535457 (show all comments) pocket: Good luck trapping a man- wait till third base to drop the bomb. 1299604961244 Anonymous: while she definitely looks like she was once a man they don't look at all alike to me =/ fayke 1299635340795 Anonymous: absolutely doable 1299642369350 Anonymous: After looking at the last pic thinking how i would fuck her then realising its a man... Im gonna puke now thx bye 1299676343792 pop3: time for a good game of cornhole 1299682536448 Anonymous: .....disturbing 1299685308329 Anonymous: soooo.... shes a man? 1299700396348 MDMA: you neverr know nowadays.... always ask to see the birth certificate 1299708749275 DogPig: ^ no shit. What's this world coming to? Between it getting harder to tell whats 14 or 18, what's male or female; we have to ask to see birth certificate before having sex... (?) 1299708997127 BnSneky: fuck that 1299709509616 Kennedy: FAKE she is hawt and has a completley different skullstructure. even on hormones your skeleton wont change, and if it does, many years bro, many years 1300577786844 MorpheusOne: You gotta be careful these days! You take a girl out, you wine her, you dine her, and when you finally stick your hand up a girls skirt/down a girls pants your holding a tree trunk.... Gross!! ...I hope the pics of her, being represented as him, are fake! 1301497363253 rock: damn..i hate this 1301498691447 Zorro: WTFAAAAAAAAAAAK 1301498788397 Anonymous: You know you are all curious! I dont mind admitting it - I've even done it! 1301523637424 Anonymous: ppl, if it was thaaaaat easy with the effects sooo incredible, then life would be wunderbaum, unfortunately it isn't so sweet w. effect so amazing... and first of all - doesn't last one fuckin year! 1301523930468 Anonymous: is there a pill to make your penis bigger and you more muscular? what is the inverse of HRT... 1301527576275 Anonymous: your hot, kan i suck your dick 1301717509645 Anonymous: man I would do anything with this beautiful man woman 1303243685252 Bad Boy Bubby: i'd hit it. 1303266921753 Anonymous: I heard this also worked for Nickeh43 - He used to be Nick43 1303267314122 Asphaltkllr: NICE TRAP 1303272535325 FuCkNuT: I would fuck it... 1303348072720 Anonymous: Fucking awesome man 1304513119496 Penis Hugger: I wanna cum in her and think of how she would like when she was a fat beer drinking guy with a beard smiling at me 1305153801504 Nigger Doofus: ooga bonga! 1305157506579 Anonymous: definitely positive (>HIV) 1305420128631 Anonymous: Ellery Sweet, fucking hot trap 1309562638511 Anonymous: sup dude!? 1309562928153 Wälse: HRT, cssss… next time, just try to shave motherfucker 1309564691754 Anonymous: if this is true then good for him/her why pretend you are something you weren't 1309572639694 Anonymous: in fact, it was the other way round. 1309623403455 NorwayJunkie: Hmm... good for u guy.. umm girl :/ 1309645051356 Francesca: Faggots these days...become way too hi-tech... 1309653628909 Anonymous: you fail at life 1309810930123 Anonymous: you look good - respect at least someones been honest about it 1309816898426 Anonymous: Your lovely, yum 1315441961723 Anonymous: Want. 1316165787407 cybersinner: I would fuck her...she is cute...just saying... 1316210533370 Anonymous: that is seriously hot fucking cute id bang that 1316218287681 Anonymous: I'd hit it...with a truck! 1316384696903 Anonymous: there should be a death penalty for those guys :D 1316436398150 RamboSerpico: BULLSHIT 1319573053353 Toxified: love how there is so many Anon's. I'd hit it, looks good. 1319588308847 Anonymous: fake, the chin doesn't match, hrt doesn't shrink chins, never mind the shoulders. 1323436819218 Anonymous: For a trap he looks fuckable. 1323439179119 Anonymous: I'd fuck the fuck out of that transgender fucker. 1323457221615 GIGAFAKE: This is the FAKEST thing that i have seen today 1323460180681 Vincent859: Well, just stay strong and positive and rainbows will start shooting out of your ass. .. or angels... or fairies.. or. .. OH FUCK IT... nevernind. 1323460296423 Anonymous: 'be strong and stay positive' HIV Positive! 1323469362843 Anonymous: wow. it took me a second. i thought that was his girlfriend 1323491859116 m4k3k3: die 1323898748732 Anonymous: shes not fake ive fucked her srsly 1326477435865 Anonymous: ^Syphilic ? 1326481456551 HWood: ^ no, that's idrankallthebeer... 1326481545702 Anonymous: Sometimes I feel like my girly outside (born a woman and still am 100%) doesn't match my aggressive no nonsense attitude and people still call me "sweetie" in a demeaning way. But I am not going to get a species change into a lion because of it. 1326743672271 Anonymous that should do 1326773466162 Anonymous: ^ OMG... I wanna watch that thing bang a girl! 1326827998289 -Looktits: I would fuck that dude/chick all night long... but then i do love cock 1326842648381 Bunglicker: Not sure if this is fake. A little help people. If it's real than it's the best. Went from disgusting, unshaven, Joe Sixpack man-pig, to smoking-hot sex-pot very fast. My bullshit detector is going off though. 1334585344524 Anonymous: Er...um...uh...oh heck, I like her. 1362963731665 Anonymous: Probably still has a cock and still takes it in the ass. 1364357528714 Anonymous: So now my only hope in life is to find a transgendered lover? *Sigh*...why not?? 1364412395367 Zorro: Chicks with dicks! Is still gay 1364412449183 Quantum69: ^Why would you want to date a woman who is a man for? Or vice-versa? 1364412465693 Zorro: ^i would not, but i would touch the tits 1364412548575 Quantum69: ^^Lol Zo, this comment was actually meant for ^^^^that anon instead 1364412644745 Zorro: This can't be a coincidence Q, god wants you to be with me 1364412798933 pepe64: Does it SMELL like a woman. That's what I want to know. 1364414122439 Zorro: ^lol i bed he/she still smells like a dude when she/he sweats 1364414221660 Anonymous: ^if hormone therapy then it smells like a woman 1364414792162 Zorro: what kind of stuff does a hormone dosing "it" ejaculate? 1364414878254 Anonymous: I'm bettin' there's still a cock down there. 1364498806183 xxxguyxxx: i would fuck it 1373017739333 Anoman: Die, you freak. 1373037652775 RhinoVirus: Fake. 1373038477272 RhinoVirus: www.ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/conway/TS/SRS.html#anchor66325 1373038559241 Anonymous: Now Heshe's ready for himher's big black dick prepare white bois this is yo future hahaha 1378863738795 Anonymous: This reeks of bullshit! 1379078877239 Anonymous: . 1379275799469 fckGreedjews: @8795 Good/Fun you admit you niggers are faggots. 1379337700385 Anonymous: RIP Sarah Swiss 1379338213514 Anonymous: wow she is really beautiful! I'd tap that!!! 1428090497885 Anonymous: Nice that she's happy. Good for her. 1428107023639 Anonymous take a bullet in his head, fucking transfaggot 1454321577882 Anonymous: This is Fucking scary. This means any pretty girl or guy or could be one of those THINGS!!! Need petiton to have these dealt with exactly like the lepers in Ben-Hur 1459267524417 Anonymous: Well, that one's GAY positive. 1459279445985 Anonymous: I'd like to have sexxx with her bottom 1464806113623 confucius says:: now he/she fucks the same dudes it was before worthless circle of shame 1464871217136 Anonymous: If this is Ellery Sweet, sHE was doing herion during her shows. She has obviously been banned. Really a sad sight. 1464881213294 TSING FONG: oh the horror 1476061207169 Anonymous: if that is real, i would canoodle and snuggle with that in a winter ski lodge, fuck yeah 1477537721397 Anonymous: I always thought those testing positive got weaker... 1478205441636 Anonymous: I refuse to believe it 1511837852130 chef4vagi: do you get to save your junk in formaldehyde 1515703539924 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: Neonie tomwinter007 NonComposMentis MorpheusOne ) , hated by 1 (last: Quantum69 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/163127/There_is_always_hope_for_a_better_life._-_Be_strong_and_stay_positive!

Bridge sex

bridge (63) , sex (488)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1255657843748.jpg Info: JPG, 205 Kbytes (800x753) Added by: wupme (Oct 16, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Hughbie: Hmm I wonder if alcohol was invovled? Alcohol...can you clarify this please? 1255659354880 Pyro: Best drinkin/smokin story of that guys life 1255659659650 Jewboy: Not the best place to get drunk I think. 1255659942479 Pyro: No but he could honestly tell his buddies he fucked on top of the bridge 1255660364987 DannDruff: Alcohol, yes he's there. Look at the middle pic on the bottom row, next to the Coke 1255890151861 Anonymous: not quite the mile high club is it 1258240023496 anonymous: i love the forty oz 1258249968869 alpinellama1: how bout me you a bridge sum coke and sum whiskey lol 1258254511584 Anonymous: Chivas and coke? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? CHIVAS DOESN'T MIX WITH ANYTHING 1258282040261 TASTYbacon hahahahaha DERP! 1258330547938 Anonymous: oh shit shes falling 1259995546359 crackerkiller5: i could happen 1259996084310 Redrocco: looks like it would be a rush 1260029216405 negro: in estonia 1260475004236 (show all comments) wrong¡: HOLY SHIT THEY DON'T HAVE ICE!! 1265689676268 OmenKun: Homeless sex? 1265704504447 Alcohol: @1255659354880 i would rather be raped from a 15 inch black cock than helping these ugly fuckers to get laid dude 1266072945780 Hughbie: ^HOLY FUCK!!! Alcohol...you;ve responded....and..might I add when I'm back in town.....So...these ugly cunts should just be shot off the bridge? 1266073107174 Alcohol: yeah shoot the fucking shit out of their fucking ugly arses... but dont drink anything of me or youll miss 1266086726735 jhenry922: Then after coming they both get up to pee, he falls in the river and drwons she lands on the road in front of a bus and gets GORFED 1275436139652 Anonymous: two words....two men. end 1276155598277 Anonymous: Shit I live in this City it is Tartu. 1276163186436 mom102938: She beat me in the "Weirdest place you've had sex" category 1280298518524 Anonymous: Damn, I gotta convince my girl to try that 1280299278915 Anonymous: Only in Estonia : P 1280307112701 Anonymous: what a fucking WHORE taking advantage of that poor guy up there, just because he's drunk. I think that constitutes MALE RAPE. Why has no one sent this picture to the cops yet !? 1280318774493 Anonymous: No thx. Too high 1281373359960 Aurora: They win the duck... 1281584837793 Anonymous: lol when they fall off 1281587644298 ElCapitan: best way to cheat on someone 1281685041518 Grave: Bridge sex is bridge 1281685985422 waberlohe: ginger girls are fucken crazy 1290772193123 Anonymous: if thats from a survaillance camera, thats some crazy quality. 1291041298271 FluffyTaco: sweatness 1292071227815 Lickathesplit: Fine spot dude, after your done you can throw her ginger ass off 1292073415856 Anonymous: GingaNinja rapes drunk guy... 1292831389140 Anonymous: See...this is why we can't have nice things! 1292832523487 Weed: F*ck Lola Fuck. 1292858225258 BnSneky: nice 1292859129635 Anonymous: WHY ARE THEY DRINKING SO EARLY IN THE DAY?! 1292860357632 Alcohol: Hey Hughbie you see that bottle that looks like wiskey? That's my cousin Jack Daniels 1292880191578 Anonymous: What rush? 1293799533534 Anonymous: Ride it high 1306351911774 Anonymous: ark 1505931025928 Anonymous: Where 's that earthquake when you need it? 1505939887583 Anonymous: And during the course of that intercourse, they get so fucking pissed from the booze they brought, that they fall off the bridge when they're trying to get down again. 1515254563494 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Quantum69 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/59984/Bridge_sex

Lama sex

lama (6) , sex (488) , lama (6)

Source: SUBMIT / URL URL: http://www.gagspace.com/imgsrc/lamahs_s3x.jpg Info: JPG, 39 Kbytes (320x492) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Mar 18, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: LLama sex 1245518543867 Anonymous: Llol 1245527883981 Anonymous: thats right bitch we now who daddy is 1246519478617 sickfuck88: take it whore 1289023005162 Flarp It's a party! 1289025384144 Leashedhate: RIP The Regans. 1289031260576 BnSneky: needs to be niggers in there 1289033599431 Anonymous: spit on her back after you're done 1289041176215 sickfuck88: i usually do 1289041218249 blablablue: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL!!!! 1289064340605 Anonymous: gentlemen 1302146750123 MadNiggerish: like a sweater 1357352629146 CrackSnacker: It's like a skinny guy trying to fuck a fat girl. Don't pull a hamstring... 1357353364909 rocky7: who said Lamas are lame Ass ?! 1357376510486 (show all comments) Quantum69: Llama's are so funny, even when they fuck each other 1357376619963 Anonymous: Your just mad your white bitch wishes she was that purple animal...hahahahahha 1376555445990 Anonymous: Ramma Llama Ding Dong" 1514546878259 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/4574/Lama_sex

Toilet sex

toilet (132) , sex (488)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1236719126462.gif Info: GIF, 26 Kbytes (459x300) Added by: *.externet.hu (Mar 11, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: DUNKIN TOILETS 1266749484971 Anonymous: You're doing it wrong. 1267948222686 Anonymous: goatse 1267949466866 Sparty: how bto piss whit a boner? 1267953708730 Anonymous: Fail. 1271139552229 The Truth: How to pass a kidney stone 1271141293225 Tabris: How to pee with morning wood 1271152036827 anonymous: haaagooona mundoe ! 1271423832618 NiceAssFag: How gay people masterbate. 1271648078394 Aalfred666: He's fucking his shit island!! 1271653539101 Anonymous: that's what I do when I can't bend down my hard-on in the morning. 1278914806497 Jodlerboy: Oh man, what a crazy dream....! I was dreamin` that I was fucking a toilet....WTF?????? 1280878143665 The Dude: ^Funny. I dreamt i was in russia. And in Russia, Toilet Fucks YOU! 1287320755769 Anonymous: idiots 1297418395625 (show all comments) Anonymous: RULE34 1304993679299 Anonymous: HAHA 1405572219843 liplocker_code3: That's not how you use a plunger. 1405798873661 Anonymous: I wish I was that bowl 1405800038582 Anonymous: What a dream.. I was dreaming I was bumping a guy that was bumping a toilet ! 1407449716271 darkstan: ^Sick fuck. 1407555610515 obadiah: no need to bend your hard-on, just stand back a few yards 1407727259666 Anonymous: Masterbait? 1513106140460 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/3957/Toilet_sex

This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls, printed in the early 60's in the UK and explains why the world was much happier and peaceful then...!

women (376) , sex (488) , book (59) , education (6)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Captngeetch/60sSexEd.jpg Info: JPG, 75 Kbytes (773x494) Added by: Anonymous (May 19, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: fake 1305763212786 Captngeetch: Just go get me a sandwich and shut up 1305774272723 Captngeetch: 1305774627692 MrPerspective: ^ "To punish and enslave", bitch! Resistance is futile against the mighty Lord Megadong! 1305776668832 Anonymous: and women ignored everything they were told back then too 1305792021118 MrPerspective: ^ Example: "When you shag a negro, only give him your ass. For should you give birth to a little half-breed mongrel, it would not go without some embarrassing questions." (Pierre Louys, "Education Manual for Young Girls") 1306160505958 Midgeinc: Nice. 1306842974866 Anonymous: bring back the good old times 1306864616235 Anonymous: WIN 1306874697989 Anonymous: that was before mtv made complaining sluts out of them 1306875380684 nigel: i like it 1306896233116 Anonymous: get me a sammich 1307383856445 StormTrooper: "...mighty Lord Megadong"? LMFAO 1307421437712 Anonymous: N.B. When reliable sources quote other sources, they give titles, authors and dates, so that the original sources can be verified. When teenagers slap together bullshit, they say "This is an actual extract..." 1307434908145 (show all comments) RubberG: Whilst engaging in sexual copulation with a negro, it's important to note that the AIDS will rot you from the inside out. . 1307444583564 Banshee5: this is bullcrap 1307446574654 Banshee5: ^whoops, wasn't meant for this image, my bad 1307446591224 nigel: they new there place back then 1320200241592 Anonymous: deffinately written by men, and STILL agreed with by men around the world! 1320214210441 BnSneky: geeeeeez 1320224212422 Anonymous: 3 things women need to know: 1)samich, 2) blowjob, 3) STFU!!!!!!!! 1329678397683 Anonymous: sexual disobedience is a severe social disease 1329678574781 Anonymous: leads to hate, lack of discipline and bad blowjobs 1329678612340 lictor: 60's ? 17 or 18 60's ? 1332365788815 Anonymous: I'm Megatron and what is this? 1332369167680 huck1944: the women must have loved hearing that bs 1353103110106 SpaceBum: Ahh, a much simpler and happy time. ;') 1353122133477 Anonymous: That's Bretty Gud Advice :DDD 1512959721895 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 5 (last: LemmyLaffer deepseed nigel MrPerspective Captngeetch ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/176809/This_is_an_actual_extract_from_a_sex_education_school_textbook_for_girls,_printe d_in_the_early_60's_in_the_UK_and_explains_why_the_world_was_much_happier_and_pe aceful_then...!

Brazilian girl dies after a continuous orgasm of 12 minutes with a friend

orgasm (19) , sex (488) , death (91) , story (202)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.imgur.com/yPtyh.jpg Info: JPG, 169 Kbytes (603x889) Added by: Anonymous (Dec 9, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Quantum69: Wow..................just, wow man. geeez, i'd feel more sorry for her but it sounds like she had the time of her life... 1323472652250 KamikazeProject: f.a.k.e. 1323472928717 Anonymous: "MURDER without intent to kill" ………yeah right 1323487232730 Moongrim: So, how exactly did they manage this? 1323533762320 HungLoh: I call bullshit on this until I see it published by a reputable source. "Eyes spinning around in her head."? Oh, please. Sounds like the Exorcist. 1323534130895 Anonymous: Sounds like Fox News bullshit... 1323536247717 iprobablyhateyou: sounds like a good way to go 1323537092590 Anonymous: Zooey Deschanel... 1323537501749 Anonymous: it seems to have appeared on facebook, so it must be true 1323537701225 Anonymous: I don't know if it's true but that's the way I want to die 1328766109732 Anonymous: "Murder WITHOUT intent to kill"?? WHAT THE FUCK?! 1328792553891 Hughbie: she ran after the ambulance eh? So it was already there? 1328796457352 Anonymous: i'd like to have that ability - would work wonders, better than borgia age poison and possibly undetectable afterwards 1328796517468 Anonymous: snu-snu! 1328839406554 (show all comments) JosefFritzl: Yeah, dykes do it best. 1329135896263 BnSneky: Whoa those dsl's 1329137319214 Anonymous: complete dreamfest - fake go wank elsewhere 1329165978358 Anonymous: video or gtfo, would be a cool snuff movie 1329167780597 LemmyLaffer LOL "friend", "present during" 1332608499139 Anonymous: Fuck this noise. Last time I put my cock up a corpses stoma I topped the 14 min mark and I'm still here 1332610725848 Irishperson: This is exactly how I want to die. 1345063647310 Anonymous: Doesn't matter had sex. 1345065646289 Canucklehead: never got the smile off her face! 1345065774256 Arschloch33: What a way to go 1345068553580 Anonymous: zooey deschanel, those are her lips...i recognize them anywhere 1363044611345 Anonymous: this is why we don't give women orgasms 1366375558210 Anonymous: dumb was to die sex version 1366425880953 Cheesecake: yes that's zooey deschanel 1422185184708 Anonymous: Ahem... you're welcome, Bianca 1422546346869 Anonymous: And you read about it on chan4chan first, of course it happened! 1511557503222 Anonymous: Asshole after newly extracted dick. Same diff. 1511644021815 Anonymous: death by ooga booga 1512272606858 Pity party: 'A detailed and lengthy set of lies': 1512272767271 Anonymous: still fake news. 1512280493759 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: xaxx ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/197589/Brazilian_girl_dies_after_a_continuous_orgasm_of_12_minutes_with_a_friend

Sex bug photo

sex (488) , bug (38) , photo (1835)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://1x.com/OEfullSize/37493-fullsize.jpg Info: JPG, 171 Kbytes (900x600) Added by: cliptoe (Nov 3, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Nickeh43: insect pr0n? 1288826918224 Burrgeezy: butsecks? 1288827549667 Bemol: fap fap fap 1288828514390 Greeft: Insex. 1288830065392 azo9swall0ded: buttsect! 1288930180515 sickfuck88: take it whore 1288934520419 Quantum69: hehe, like a BAWS!!! 1357467196920 Anonymous: sex Photo 1377240550543 Anonymous: Bucking fugs! 1377326701583 Anonymous: Yeah, but wait till the morning when she say's she's pregnant. 1377327203646 loggerman: UmmHumm cum'er and gimmie dat bettle pussy you bug whore!! 1377393701992 bad brains: gettin it 1377663546958 darkstan: Hot. 1391740059625 Anonymous: who would dick my mother down, make her take you all cocks in her pussy and make my sisters eat the cum out of there mother's cunt. 1393533898442 (show all comments) Anonymous: YOUNG GIRLS 1393535069676 Anonymous: wow its a horn big 1401165075332 liplocker_code3: That's how Volkswagen Beetles are made. 1413750891466 Anonymous: Don't bug me man, Don't bug me ! 1414015199918 Anonymous: I wonder if they feel anything, like, at all? 1511990227404 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: darkstan badbrains Ardamel Quantum69 ) , hated by 1 (last: Stalker ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/155876/Sex_bug_photo

THE TOP 50 MISTAKES WOMEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX

info (382) , sex (488) , mistake (3) , women (376) , advice (280)

Source: WEB / apina URL: http://termite.apcdn.com/full/36143.jpg Info: JPG, 754 Kbytes (1006x7078) Added by: Redrocco (Feb 14, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Hughbie: classic...about time one of these rolled up 1329198098989 Everdark: lulz 1329200527321 Anonymous: should put it on a valentinescard 1329264645582 darkstan: ^Should be put on almost everything. This is a thoughtful and totally accurate list. 1329355148382 Dick Gazinya: The Cosmo references were perfect. Who comes up with the shit they print? 1329355663312 Anonymous: This was awesome. Spot on the whole way through 1329406937273 Anonymous: Even if they read it they won't learn anything. 1329407807362 anonymous: Gee I wish I had television too so I could know about these problems you folks have. 1330330083367 aPPLEkACK: It's good, but there are still things missing. 1420783289696 Anonymous: Nothing worse than going downtown, finding a jungle there, and end up mostly spitting out and choking on pussy hair. Also... don't ask what we're thinking right after sex. Mostly, we're thinking that we just want to sleep. 1420792089549 Anonymous: hello? 1420796895121 Anonymous: hey what is his? 1420796909106 Anonymous: TLDR 1421125803489 Anonymous: #4: Think of it like, women produce one egg. It takes "this" much energy to create one. How much energy does it take to produce 200×10⁶ sperms? No wonder men are tired. 1511651240456 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 7 (last: Lexicon Fr0z7y1337 aPPLEkACK ScrotumLips DickGazinya ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/205188/THE_TOP_50_MISTAKES_WOMEN_MAKE_WHILE_HAVING_SEX

We can hear you having sex

wifi (6) , sex (488) , loud (4)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://media.noob.us/passiveaggressivewifi.jpg Info: JPG, 193 Kbytes (476x496) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Jun 8, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: o lol 1249954002706 Anonymous: nice one 1249967258371 FluffyTaco: our neighbors call the cops on us all the time 1292071629513 Lickathesplit: No you can't... 1292073022539 Greeft: WEP encrypted, hack that shit in under 10 minutes and change the SSID to "we don't care". 1292075920161 The_GoOD: LOL !!! 1292081776698 Anonymous: I thought Carol channing was dead 1292171717673 Das ℜeich: i can hear you downloading CP... and i smell it, too 1292460080975 Anonymous: just changed my SSID to that. 1292463003152 Anonymous: LOL. Carol Channing?! 1292463296680 gmd: haha 1292471923215 Anonymous: hi 1298922728305 Anonymous: Only funny until some asshole calls the police accusing you of spying. 1429677449968 Anonymous: giraffes having sex. and i thought my neighbours music was bad 1429816036569 (show all comments) Anonymous: Hah! Should name it "Free CP" and see how many break in attempts you get. Logging everything, of course. ¦:}< 1511212363935 Anonymous: Maybe I'll name mine "Chan4channing" or "Your daughter swallows" or even "Potzebie Syndrome" 1511545506253 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/24948/We_can_hear_you_having_sex

SEX

sex (488) , beard (45) , t-shirt (73)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1238614438203.jpg Info: JPG, 58 Kbytes (700x498) Added by: *.simnet.is (Apr 1, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: He's not getting any.... 1241209153445 Sanjay Jha: Santa in the off season 1245840049340 Anonymous: careful, he might empty plastic bottle you to death... 1245841857824 Anonymous: Sex is duel wielding bottled water! 1245851829267 Anonymous: it's technoviking's grandpa! 1245858033143 Anonymous: to Moria for sex!! 1245880589440 Anonymous: To hell with this im rolling Orc!!! 1248274728454 wichser: never to come true 1258058181128 weeone: If he can get laid, anyone should be able to 1258058399863 PlaugedByLife: nice armband 1258066214325 4chansucks: bitter beer face 1258075679893 Anonymous: Master Roshi? 1258283023572 Anonymous: DICKS! 1258287017454 Anonymous: Santa claus on summer holiday 1258395104250 (show all comments) DeathRabbit: Gimli's taller brother. 1258396775489 Anonymous: It's MC Vspyshkin, Russian popular MC :) 1258581557352 phadrus: NOT!!! 1259602098177 Anonymous: ^phadrus stop submitting homo pics and kill yourself you queer 1259602706953 Anonymous: SANTA IS LOOKING FOR A HO HO HO! 1265462171993 Anonymous: No thanks 1269509539378 nameless: HE IS A MOTHERFUCKER. 1270731934495 ILoveyouBitches: fap fap fap 1270733491157 MrShey: I think he is the long lost brother of "Techno Viking" 1271731594500 Anonymous: I cought him looking at my little sister 1271734613264 Anonymous: Whether you want it or not! 1291523221732 Anonymous: A more recent photo of Randy "Macho Man" Savage. OH YEAH. 1291577070335 Randy Savage: Snap into a Slim Jim, Brother. OH YEAH ! ! ! 1291591838826 Anonymous: MC Vspyshkin, russian epic deejay :D <3 1306567838630 Anonymous: dedushka.ru 1306568044654 Peckerhead: The return of Popeye 1322064934535 Booboodice: I used to have sex, then I took an arrow in the knee 1322726404728 cybersinner: ...OR NOT <--What it says on the back. 1322875410265 Anonymous: Santa just divorced. 1322987822336 Anonymous: the almighty sex machine 1364556362448 tokerator: Steroids in the Purina Dwarf Chow. 1364557521230 WillieBillBob: ♫♪♫ I'm Popeye the biker man... I piss in an old tin can. Me arms look all hairy, but I'm just a fairy... I'm Popeye the biker man. ♫♪♫ 1364565683359 cybersinner: ^lulz 1364566064668 Anonymous: R.I.P hulk hogan 1364576554922 Anonymous: Yes. With a light socket. 1365570105127 herbert halm: haven't get laid for 30 years 1365583365252 varcolaci: RIP Moongrim 1365630128633 Anonymous: RIP Catweazle. 1428236835757 Anonymous: ^LOL faarkkk now thats a blast from the past. 1428240111513 Anonymous: Now we know what Macho Man Randy Savage would have looked like as an old man. RIP Macho King. Oooooooooh YEAH!! Dig it, yeah. 1428299943431 Anonymous: RIP Popeye 1428311768849 Anonymous: RIP: Geoffrey Bayldon (1924–2017) 1511288724950 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/7359/SEX

That was my one and only experiment with butt love.

beads (13) , story (202) , anal (146) , sex (488) , fail (639)

Source: WEB / tehgiraffe URL: http://tehgiraffe.com/pix/2011/08/1312491343-AnalBeads.jpg Info: JPG, 62 Kbytes (473x444) Added by: Choadboy (Aug 5, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse RKB: ROTFL! 1312553833903 Hughbie: lesson learnt....welcome to life son... 1312558315276 Lickathesplit: Hahahahahahahahaha, oh fuck !! That got me lolling like crazy... I'm wondering if he has developed issues with the lawnmower now... 1312571276581 HanoverRed: Shit Happens 1312576545139 Anonymous: thats how the red sock was invented 1312722425151 fiveby5: at least he wasn't experimenting with getting his red wings. that could've gone all kinds of wrong in these incapable hands 1312733345968 Anonymous: maybe someday hewill find a girl that can suck-start a Harley... LOL 1312733638800 Flarp: That is fucking hillarious. He should get some kind of a prize, or something. 1313242651892 Anonymous: LOOOL 1313244202307 Teufel69: I thgink I just peed myself laughing 1313277922484 Dollar Bill: With age comes wisdom. Keep seeking, Monty... 1320990300853 clownichter: Very cool story brooo! 1320990888521 BnSneky: what a dumb-ass 1321008890604 Christsmegma: "some poop involved" hahahahaha 1323829036823 (show all comments) old european: Dirty Yanks, obsessed with sodomy. 1331473365810 Anonymous: cool story bro! 1331494163922 Jessica incest broth: lawn mower all the way baby! 1332941772535 Anonymous: You're gonna let a little poop stop you? Pussy. 1335416905119 Arschloch33: Grow up and take it like a man 1335657666948 Anonymous: rip-starting a lawnmower??? ROFLMAO!! 1366788960319 Quantum69: Hehehehehe, Fucking nice! 1366789054128 Anonymous: lol..."her bad place"...riiiip... 1399803368888 Anonymous: her butt now going beads deep lol 1444860447395 Anonymous nubie 1444860489331 Khalthar: OMG! Did he tore her bung hole out???? 1444949520279 Anonymous: Somebody filmed a porn comedy, this scene would be a given success! ¦D 1510868358478 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Quantum69 Nemno Jewelthief86 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/183922/That_was_my_one_and_only_experiment_with_butt_love.

Disney penis sex mickey mouse

disney (24) , penis (1049) , sex (488) , mickey mouse (11)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://what-the-fail.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/disney-mickey-mouse-image-fail.jpg Info: JPG, 33 Kbytes (600x398) Added by: foojang (Mar 24, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Westin: BLADID! it helps you jizz! 1301014620121 Weed: When you dick turns blue, rape is justified. 1301021214958 GibblesNBits: its a trap! 1301021322933 lily84: hahahaha 1301104776706 Aganonymous: LOL! 1301654687213 Captngeetch: Good one.... What a crafty jew bastard eh ? 1301690446722 pocket: there is no way you can unsee that. 1301691101122 Anonymous: i don't see what the 'original' is supposed to be. are those minnie's boobs? her hands? or what. 1301695629623 Limerick: ^Head = shoulder, shaft = side of body, scrotum = dress frills. 1301695746363 Anonymous: Not convinced about the head=shoulders part. Where are her arms? 1301695858540 Anonymousg of rubber: HAHAHHAHAHA!!!! 1301710535150 GibblesNBits: her arms are around mickeys neck.. what are you fucking blind?... got a little derp derp going on?... 1302059386801 GhostWind: this is just strange... 1302059494992 Pyro: well....... my childhood just got more epic 1302070491800 (show all comments) Anonymous: those are some goddamn huge shoulders. 1302095194170 Anonymous: circumsized penis! JUDEN! 1303031260114 admackbar: ^ lol jewsss... 1303031334871 strawberriez: she has puffy sleeves anon -_- herpderp 1310873214331 MrPerspective: Not a fail at all. Truth is, there's a very long STANDING(!) tradition amond Disney artists to hide subliminal porn in their work (alongside the more official "hidden Mickeys"). They say if you frame-forward Snow White, you can see the cutesy annimuls taking a dump. 1311551051993 djh123: ^interesting that you saw that^ 1311551113547 Anonymous: disiney strikes again 1311553827192 MarkosT: ^^^ who says the old timers didn't know how to have fun? and they'd smoke around the printing fumes too, those were the good times! 1311560982459 CopKillerForLife: Wow That's a fucking cock 1333501818762 Arschloch33: well done, my dear 1333926480671 The Original Spoon: Now, see, that's cool. 1334001275441 Anonymous: Walt Disney was a strange man 1340490528758 Quantum69: Almost like he's jacking off that blue cock into his mouth while his red shorts is paralysed with shock. 1356164366508 Anonymous: Mickey has no cock in his pants, Minnie IS an erect penis. Disney is just fucked up and people who let their children watch Disney and all that Hollywood "kids"-crap are just as fucked in the head. 1356169995339 Anonymous: Enjoy your blue cock, DisneyFags 1356170001230 Bulbasaur111919: ^^ oops, your conspiracy theory is poking out from under your tin foil hat. Better stick it back before the NWO send over their black helecopters. 1356210554229 Anonymous: ^ hmm, your attempt of thinking failed. better suck that blue cock my friend! 1356228696332 Bulbasaur111919: Cool, so disagreeing that Disney and Hollywood have an agenda to, what, expose children to sexual imagery equates to me being unable to think? Well reasoned sir. 1356260955974 Bastrock: ^hidden sexual imagery isn't exactly the problem - their agenda is to mindfuck as many kids on this planet as possible. 1356643297857 gfebgtgan 1481703772374 Anonymous: ^Careful! Wishing for "a girl waiste high" might not actually be such a hot idea. 1481754746998 Tai Lopez 1510018565363 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: Quantum69 twistedhick Sallatos Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/172381/Disney_penis_sex_mickey_mouse

EMERGENCY! - You're doing it wrong

sex (488) , medical (33) , urethra (1) , story (202) , vagina (226) , fail (639)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.imgur.com/mSqFJ.jpg Info: JPG, 256 Kbytes (1827x765) Added by: Anonymous (Feb 3, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Deadache: OMG. I'm speechless. 1328264634945 Anonymous: so thats the recipe to stay childless then? 1328264978456 Anonymous: not as smelly as the anus, k 1328264997286 Lolusername69: surely the first time must have been like an elephant fucking a mouse! 1328269329804 Moongrim: Homeschooled Sex Ed. 1328276799948 greyhoundpaul: taking it in the pee hole for 52 years. Holy shit! 1328278921185 Anonymous: Damn they were doing it wrong!!! 1330634729347 Hakuma: His dick must have been miniscule. 1330640114593 MadNiggerish: WHAT THE FUCK 1330640210295 Quantum69: What......did i just read? 'O_O' 1330640471929 LemmyLaffer: Is "Emergency!" the title of the book? I bloody want to read more... I'm speechless too... 1330641243366 Grund1e: I'm guessing she never took a load in the mouth either. 1330652813517 Queefly: Stupid hillbillies...... 1330653082112 Anonymous: Truth - truly - is stranger than fiction. 1330663644910 (show all comments) veranet: Alabama education FTW 1330708952298 HungLoh: I'll bet she was a tight fuck. 1330709057674 Irishperson: Is why he never asked for anal. 1331591453167 liplocker_code3: And he probably had a puny dick. 1416591435764 Anonymous: This post made me dizzy. 1416644148925 Anonymous: And he probably still didn't find her clitoris! 1417061702321 Magister: That is fucking foul...... 1471453603248 Ariebabana: This made me cum trough my sphincter.... if thats what its called anyway...? 1471479493870 Anonymous: Relitards... 1509648737653 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Nemno LemmyLaffer ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/203771/EMERGENCY!_-_You're_doing_it_wrong

Sushi sex rule 34

sushi (10) , sex (488) , rule 34 (177)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1273026682316.jpg Info: JPG, 78 Kbytes (450x340) Added by: Anonymous (May 5, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: all my faps are belong to fishfood. 1274834950834 Anonymous: spam sushi??!? BLAHGRPHPPTT!! 1274900591966 Anonymous: spushi sex.....where's the vid? 1274953116746 Anonymous: pigtailchan 1274953350801 Anonymous: spam is the shit 1274963680692 Synonymous: spam is shit 1274966563240 Anonymous: that's actually a spam musubi. the spam is fried, and it is fuckin deelicious 1276072239218 niklas: saushi 1280075113936 fingerofdoom: i love sushi... 1280075498845 Anonymous: this looks like the best sushi evar. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm spammmmm on my spammm 1280075958975 Anonymous: I'm hungry now 1280082164715 Anonymous: omnomnom 1280381703511 Anonymous: Fap fap fap 1280381752295 Anonymous: musubis are AWSOME. its a Hawaii thing, 1280398959407 (show all comments) beepb00p: ^ nuke hawaii, genocide fat fuck native hawaiian pacific islander pigs 1280399217432 Anonymous: ^needs a hug 1280399482548 Anonymous: Hawaiian crack cocaine! :P 1292497098308 Anonymous: why. 1292577359566 Limerick: Used to see this everywhere. Can't recall if I ever tried any. 1293085026527 Anonymous: da kine! 1293799442758 BnSneky: do not 1293799937168 Kil0: want 1293800060226 Anonymous: THE BEST!! LOL 1298144741129 Anonymous: Suchi made of fried sausage? Who earned a black belt? Fuck! 1508958762908 Anonymous: Spam is not sushi 1508993234525 Anonymous: ^Perhaps in Soviet Russia it is? 1509015659323 Anonymous: Blegh....fucking horrible shit, full of crap and chemicals..who the fuck would eat it unless they were desperate. 1509023136553 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/120914/Sushi_sex_rule_34

Hi-res insect bug rule 34 eyes colorful sex nature

hi-res (738) , insect (24) , bug (38) , rule 34 (177) , eyes (483) , colorful (181) , sex (488) , nature (313)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/djh123/niggerbugs.jpg Info: JPG, 3279 Kbytes (2500x1667) Added by: djh123 (Mar 2, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Quantum69: Nasty ass cretins!!! 1330673962554 Captngeetch 1331930022639 Mota: Buggsecks 1342473185635 Anonymous: You'd have to be especially horny to fuck that! 1507991182749 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: djh123 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/207317/Hi-res_insect_bug_rule_34_eyes_colorful_sex_nature

ITT SEX TIPS FOR VIRGINS

virgin (23) , sex (488) , advice (280) , ITT (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1276297710563.gif Info: GIF, 15 Kbytes (511x408) Added by: Merrimon (Jun 12, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: lol 1276312238194 iprobablyhateyou: cover your dick in icyhot ... it will make you last longer 1276312692308 Anonymous: get ur dick wet with water and cover in paprika powder right before you have sex. It's a vasodilator and will make ur bone stronger and bigger for a while 1276318691899 Anonymous: GUYS: Slow down and enjoy it. Fap an hour ot two before. You'll last a lot longer if you've come recently. 1276320695772 Anonymous: Make her come before you stick your dick in her 1276322326138 GhostNinja: don't cry on your first try!!! 1276323588457 Warg: condoms are for losers. play baby roulette 1276327013793 Furore23: DON'T DO IT. Your fappery is more than a match for any woman born. 1276346485722 devshade: make sure she definetly is dead! 1276349463391 TopGun: For first sex, do it with a perfect stranger find in the internet, and if you're under 16 choose a +40 years one. 1276349744649 Anonymous: stick yer dick in, then move back n fourth til your cock pukes in her 1276408816957 Anonymous: ^ 1276410089948 Anonymous: inject her shit into your dickhole 1276411875277 Anonymous: make sure she is really drunk and preferably unconscious so she won't fight so hard 1276412080658 (show all comments) CutterBuck: Play Jusin Bieber really loud. 1276412155182 Anonymous: girls - just take it. it wont hurt next time. 1279291178963 Anonymous: go down on her first and make her come, then she won't be disapointed when you come in 5 seconds. for further advancement in the evening as i call second round try to focus on her instead on your own urge to come. class dismissed 1279295299960 TitsMagoo: Don't tell her that she looks the same naked as her sister. It's not worth it. 1279375883449 Grave: get it over with 1279376540818 crackerkiller5: pound it till it bleeds 1279398354344 Anonymous: put your rapeface on... 1279399408216 Anonymous: rubbing alcohol makes great lube 1279868434224 orag: kill yourself 1279874368942 Anonified: when she stays stop, that means fuck her like ya never gonna get it again, oh and try tooth paste, works wonders for her vag ;D 1280029487294 Leashedhate: keep a firm grip on the shaft... and cup the balls 1280029531833 Anonymous: Lots of fourplay. Then while you're fucking her, reach around her leg and play with her clit. Unfortunately, it seems you are responsible for her orgasm as well as yours. 1280032315585 BloodyPanda: NEVER USE CONDOMS. 1280444291337 danie: if you choose to use condoms.. NEVAR use trojan: fire and ice. Trojan: ecstasy is very niiiiice though. ;D 1281878756980 Moongrim: Swallowing semen makes your tits bigger. Witness porn stars 1281889568828 submergedincmen: Always dispose of the fecal matter smeared all over you when finished. You are not hardcore enough yet to walk around in public with it still all over your body 1281896683951 mmarfise: craigslist, married, preferably over 35 looking for a chance to feel sexy... they fuck like mad! 1281919668326 queefly: Lube up your dick with Vicks Vaporub and stick it in her ass. Girls really like a dick greased up with Vicks in their asses. 1281924605101 Flarp: Don't do it! Sex. Not even once. 1281943782398 Anonymous: Its not rape if the man saids YES!! 1281964649246 Salty Cunt: Tickle me Elmo should be your first. 1282114329344 Ghostkey: Guys: think of something non-sex related, same as dealing with pain, destract yourself and you can go much longer (useing this trick, I lasted two hours my first time, she was satisfied and called me back the next day). Ladies: relax, if you're tense then you'll be tighter and stiffer, relax and you'll be looser and more elastic, then it'll hurt less. That's my piece of kno for today, 1282839928751 Anonymous: The first time you come in a girl Your balls shrivel up and you have to vote Republican which makes you join the NRA but you'll never get your balls back. 1283812489638 Anonymous: Make sure you give time for the Anaesthetic to work. Don't want that Bitch waking up before you got the tape on her. 1283826186671 g-man: tobasco sauce up your japs eye 1283857270913 ElCapitan: ProTip: Never take no for an answer 1283871553416 chrud: some chicks like their tits twisted like radio knobs. others don't. find out by ASKING, then do it anyway. she'll LOVE it 1283879014815 Ironmikie: Merrimon is virginfag, needs tips! 1283912833797 Anonymous: while sucking on her dick make sure u play with her clit 1285126024712 Anti-PC Hero: Fap before having sex, then it lasts longer. 1285149688965 Anonymous: cum on her face then call her a slut 1285152524904 Knome: force your head in her pussy and say my head is stuck 1287071466729 Anonymous: for gods sake take youre socks off! 1287074566531 superhuman: 20$ 1287085955331 RobertPaulsin: SMOKE METH 1287086111128 Anonymous: rub the clit, dont jam your fingers in. give her a how goes it slap on the butt 1287253719892 Anonymous ask her if this rag smells like chloroform 1287418427442 Anonymous: ^All the above^ Load of virgins trying to act like they're not virgins, or trying to be funny to hide the fact that they're gay virgingins 1287418857103 TitsMagoo: ^ So what if they are? Let them have some fun until reality fucks up their lives. 1287489110113 BnSneky: keep playing with yourself 1287489415592 Phadrus: Do like my brother. He was burned by his first gf. After that, he will just fap into old age. Who needs gf and marriage. Fapping is better, he will tell ya. 1287489430510 Anonymous: DO IT! 1300633527808 pop3: whisper softly this will only hurt a minute then bite her ear lobe as you slam the full shaft in with one thrust then hang on for the ride 1300636308289 Captngeetch: Be sure to shake one off 30 min before and for gods sake, don't forget the dipstick test !!! 1300638397376 Anonymous: Make sure you give her head before doing it 1300640564238 Anonymous: Dont drink too much, dont think too much... 1300641152596 Anonymous: And get that first bullet out of the chamber 1300641185847 Anonymous: tip: Do it! 1305620445285 ElAhrairah 1305643823476 Anonymous: find out if she has any disease first.. ask her how many guys shes fucked.. wait.. its not that impressive as much as people think it is unless your with someone you really love.. 1305654086777 gov'na: if you don't do it, she will with someone else 1305661304815 Twinchlian: No fucking condom. Go for it. The limp dick thing is for men over 30 - so don't worry, you will retain your hardon and you WILL BE AWESOME. 1305663841713 Anonymous: do it like Jewish Politicians - Rape her ! 1305669633205 Anonymous: GHB 1305669824312 Korzo: The purple part goes in the hole. 1305687787600 Anonymous 1305694083735 Attention Horse: Dip your finger in some 'deep heat' or other heat muscle rub, then rub her clit with it. Sounds unpleasant but it will get her off and she'll be your cock slave forever. 1305703395278 loadrunner: put maggots in you dickhole and then sit on a glass jar til it breaks, that should get you started 1305800315803 TinFoilHatGuy: Lick eet, THEN dick eet, not vice-versa... o__0 1305800398437 Bunglicker: ^^ All good tips that BlazinWeed can use. I'm sure he'll appreciate them. 1331559495182 Anonymous: First is the worst, second is the best. Third is the one with the hairy chest. 1352494124886 Stalker: Stick it in her pooper! 1388630636360 CrackSnacker: Hire a hooker. Go down on her first (ignore the blisters) so she will be moist and inviting when your...... aahhh, never mind. Pay her for a hand job, and then wait for nice, grateful fatty to come along... at least you won't have to worry about your first time premature ejaculation issues... 1388631357476 Your Attorney: Girls who love Anal NEVER say it, if you bring it up and she says no, then you must give it to her BY SURPRISE! She will love you forever after that. 1388982752526 Anonymous: ^you might as well donkey punch her as well while you are busy pissing her off. 1388984916717 Crackhead Fezmonkey: Superglue actually makes a great anal lubricant. 1433820358314 Hughbie: practice, practice, practice. practice, practice, practice, practice, practice.....did I meantion mention practice? 1507652428366 Anonymous: Always make sure the ropes are really tied. Not that she is just pretending that they are so when you get close enough that she can attack you. 1507672346159 Anonymous: Blow "her" up first. 1507675829910 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/132856/ITT_SEX_TIPS_FOR_VIRGINS

Squirrel sex

squirrel (28) , sex (488)

Source: WEB / apina URL: http://apina.nwpshost.com/full/16364.jpg Info: JPG, 97 Kbytes (543x640) Added by: Squirrely1 (Aug 31, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: BACK!!!!!!!!!!!,UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!, BITCH 1283237354853 Anonymous: yiff in hell 1283252673300 AlienNation: Is the hairdo the answer? 1283253319310 Anonymous: just a squirrel. tryin ta get a nut. 1283255008893 interwebz: hes doing the heimlich 1283257027161 crackerkiller5: 8893....you sir win 10 internets 1283508884342 Jesus: Super Saiyan squirrels? AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH 1283543988627 Anonymous: thats so hot and cute 1283616740489 ElCapitan: she loves him for his rapist whit 1283655913162 g-man: hes gonna bust a nut!! 1283694713350 chrud: NO LIE. i know a dude that has two squirrels taxidermied in this position. they just fuck in stasis on his coffee table. 1283700423902 Hitman 47: "They just fuck in Stasis on his coffee table" one of the weirdest things ever said. 1292134729350 blackal: Get it, boy. 1292134805789 Munster: Do a fuckin barrel roll!!!... 1292149209203 (show all comments) Weed: Live-Action Squirrel With Big Balls! 1292162807225 Anonymous: what does a squirrel orgasum sound like? 1292164066165 Anonymous: i came many times 1298913908817 precious: now i can go to sleep and not thinking about clowns 1299469171778 HalfMast: looks intense 1303171328598 Anonymous: feels good 1303171359233 Anonymous: dat ass, hit it 1303472000282 Zobinsky: lol 1305733528770 Anonymous: hahahahaha 1305733604744 Anonymous: ∇How can you fuckin hate this? 1305734279954 zORRO: Furore has a frustrated mind, he hates pretty much everything except his mom 1305734339604 Anonymous: lulz 1305734417407 Anonymous: super saiyan squirrel sex 1307066023593 Anonymous: Dr. Heimlich first discovered his life saving maneuver in nature! 1356301403481 r121223: Need the .gif 1356314682749 loggerman: Squirrel Whore!! 1356331559343 tokerator: RIP Don King 1356331832368 Anonymous: Moar rodents on the way. 1507573648344 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: zobinsky lordroy Squirrely1 ) , hated by 1 (last: Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/147580/Squirrel_sex

THE VICE GUIDE TO EATING PUSSY

howto (118) , info (382) , oral (18) , sex (488)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/654/5627483295.jpg Info: JPG, 546 Kbytes (668x3348) Added by: Quantum69 (Dec 20, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Moongrim: Damned good advice! 1324434893995 Anonymous: Dated. Funny to read, though. 1324446265257 greyhoundpaul: lol. "st benard licks" 1324481814526 007Bear: It was stuff like this that got my attention as a teen. Now, I have to try and out do the time I fucked my wife so hard that she had to go to the hospital from her orgasm. 1324536774638 halfmast: tl:dr 1324537064503 Anonymous: I lost it at "Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner" 1327349133156 Anonymous: i think a "vice guide to fapping" would be placed better 1358887042648 Anonymous: vice is oh-so clever and also daring. yawn 1358909130767 tokerator: ^^^^ 1358909698563 Anonymous: I've found that most women respond better when you tongue their asshole. 1358913122148 ethelred: Filthy Yankee sodmites again 1358919545798 Anonymous: i like it when a girl farts in my mouth 1358925854860 Anonymous: ^and hopefully squirts a load of shit in there as well 1358927030852 NonComposMentis: Lol! "Slap the little bugger upside the head with a good tongue bonk." Wat 1358927412456 (show all comments) NonComposMentis: Just let her sit there like a dead manta ray.. Wat???? 1358927548501 Anonymous: ^ mmmh, you reading this is giving me a boner, noncompy. (if you are a fat old man IRL i guess i'm gonna live with that) 1358929319594 Anonymous: ^^ would you mind posting pics of your pussy and asshole? with timestamps of course! and a scan of your ID card. pleeeeeeeease.......? 1358929441748 Anonymous: the vacuum tactic really does work on my missus 1358993105439 Anonymous: It is also good to know the actual anatomy of the clit. And, 0852, ever heard of a pussy fart? I guess not... 1507483587680 Anonymous: Suck her clit like a hoover and she'll happily do the house chores!!! 1507501367290 Anonymous: ^the house whores do the house chores, perfect logic, right there 1507571758264 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: loggerman Moongrim ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/198688/THE_VICE_GUIDE_TO_EATING_PUSSY

Why do you watch the Food Network it doesn't make your cooking any better... Why do you watch porn...?

GTFO (31) , comic (463) , food (245) , fail (639) , sex (488) , porn (498) , convo (55)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/DriftRocket/gtfo.jpg Info: JPG, 44 Kbytes (540x590) Added by: DriftRocket (May 4, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse anonymule: LOLD! 1304545997758 glennocide: I lul'd 1304551840779 MrPerspective: Lulz! Don't troll if U can't take the trolling. 1307163664627 Anon: I WATCH PORN BECAUSE NOW THAT YOU'RE FUCKING FRIGID YOU ARE TOTALLY USELESS BITCH 1307213664155 Anonymous: because youre ugly 1307215191422 MrSandyNigger: ahaha 1307250936223 Anonymous: full of win 1307260634324 djh123: porn gets old. its the same crap everytime. 1307276846379 Anon23: that's why i don't look at porn, i look at nudes, never get old :P 1307276891912 antigod: true story 1307283566569 MrSandyNigger: lol OUT! 1307365577711 Anonymous: cool story bro. hey, wanna fuck? 1307375408656 Anonymous: lol 1307860423921 Arsonist: story of my life 1307860448481 (show all comments) HWOOD: ha ha fun - eeeeee! 1307994188752 Anonymous: hahahaha 1307999855687 Anonymous: good :-) 1308039632262 MrPerspective: Tit porn or GTFO, bitch! 1308549739423 Anonymous: Ownd! 1308569213322 Anon: Ha-ha! 1315189216802 Anonymous: aaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaaa 1315204580684 Anonymous: In Porn there is always more than one woman, bitch. 1317821446368 Tattoos: Easy answer, she watches food channels under the pretense of learning to cook better. We watch porn to get a boner so we can manage to fuck her sorry ass. 1327217431440 Anonymous: haha 1507347313319 Anonymous: GTFO? no. I told her: 'so well... if I'll leave after you can suck my dick' 1507376243819 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 11 (last: happycat d3ejmz admackbar flarp Miso ) , hated by 1 (last: djh123 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/175707/Why_do_you_watch_the_Food_Network_it_doesn't_make_your_cooking_any_better..._Why _do_you_watch_porn...?

WHY I MUST HAVE SEX WITH WITH YOU

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/2700000/Why-I-Must-Have-Sex-With-You-House-to-Cuddy-house-md-2775491-885-1338.jpg Info: JPG, 1134 Kbytes (885x1338) Added by: Redrocco (Jul 30, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: This image will bring da R E V O L U T I O N in dating, yo. 1280533053228 Anonymous: HAHAHA MAN thats hilarious 1282626621649 Anonymous: for when your secretary says she only takes written requests 1300527442144 The_GOoD: lol It's been a while :) 1300534030652 Weed: OK, seriously. Just how sexually repressed are you people? 1300535015601 Anonymous: DO WANT 1300604039798 Anonymous: OR ELSE.... lol 1304871866722 Anonymous: lol 1305009730551 Rorix: I haven't showered yet, LOL 1305012195416 Glennocide@wrk: this is lame @2144 lol 1305018427732 Banshee5: This is some good shit 1313764867678 devijan12: awsome ,really like it, 1313862579715 kordster: ... links to pdf?...must print hundreds... 1314267588332 Anonymous: Help, help!! I'm being sexually repressed!! 1367414727920 (show all comments) zechariah: Very good - now can we have "Why I can't possibly have sex with you" 1367418007284 Anonymous: very good....I use on next random pretty girl...hope not get slap. 1399807133234 Hughbie: I'll just bump this for those lonely heart basement dwellers out there...maybe there is a glimmer of hope for you. 1506525348238 Anonymous: Kill time until someone better comes along 1506568751195 Anonymous: A dick and a job 1506568865446 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Zorro DriftRocket ) , hated by 1 (last: Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/140849/WHY_I_MUST_HAVE_SEX_WITH_WITH_YOU

POLYMER PORN

science (149) , sex (488) , chemistry (13) , kama sutra (4)

Source: WEB / apina URL: http://gibboni.apcdn.com/full/34271.jpg Info: JPG, 43 Kbytes (600x800) Added by: Limerick (Dec 29, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous 1296795482678 DaKremlin: A PhD in organic chemistry is a terrible thing to waste .... 1296941898809 balder: #34! 1296943056863 inaa: This is my friends paper dress design if you like it then please vote for her by clicking on "głosuj" in here ://ksa.edu.pl/sapu/konkurs/id/117 1297083420241 Decorum: Dick Breaker 1331421180731 snipr: where is #69? 1391143750561 Anonymous: So, **that's** how you learn that crap!? 1443986136413 Anonymous: AAAAAAAA 1502433183101 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Lexicon flarp ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/162212/POLYMER_PORN

Bread sex rule 34

bread (27) , sex (488) , rule 34 (177)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1236910445772.jpg Info: JPG, 39 Kbytes (540x500) Added by: *.rr.com (Mar 13, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Jack Tyr: Rule 34. 1244549636415 Anonymous: rule34 epic win 1244557157321 Anonymous: the bread looks like toast 1244571827916 Pyro: it's powdered toast man from ren and stimpy 1251080613966 randyvanburen: No fucking exceptions!!! 1251085431888 Bubble: does 34 work with draWINGS? 1251090675769 jackfrosty: Omg its velma... Velma's HOT. 1251093240957 Scooby: Jinkies 1263172716184 Anonymous: what's the name of the face on the bread? Also, rule 34 win 1264716586574 Bubble: Breadface 1264716745165 Anonymous: Are u sure that's not poundcake? 1264742096649 Grave: They're breading 1274960739901 vader0706: why is Velma having sex with bread? 1275348316613 Anonymous: if you get a yeast infection, don't come cryng to me. 1275453208142 (show all comments) 14jnich: Is the bread having fun yet? 1275538279575 Hellcat1138: power toast man , ren and stempy 1280920422766 TitsMagoo: I was going to say INBRED ... but apparently it's the other way around. 1280929991817 Anonymous: ^BREDIN? Yeah that works 1280944392981 Anonymous: is this how women get yeast infections? 1283588716792 Anonymous: Powdered Toast Man? 1289181603618 Anonymous: "that ass is toast." 1289193465720 Munster: Anyone knows if there's over the net more pictures of that girl?... 1289202736473 Anonymous: thats a new one 1289202820663 Anonymous: sick shit my bread is yeast again 1289247721196 YuLiekPicturz: baguette? 1289247748554 CHANmh: It's making my loaf rise 1289249250820 Kaz: Yeast infection 1289254881728 BnSneky: i'd hit it 1289255272962 Leashedhate: Makes my loaf stiff..................? 1289306262246 Anonymous: That fucking face is stuck in my head. Where the fuck is it from? 1289317385654 CHANmh: ^Scooby Doo 1289318153976 MarkMonkey: The baker has some issues man. 1290032353224 Anonymous: Thats not vlema, thats Faye from the webcomic Questionable content, 1290032578471 ThisOne: ^He speaks the truth. 1290035002820 MrPerspective: It's no interspecies: just a loaf fucking a bun. :-) 1298006974588 Anonymous: She's going to get a yeast infection for sure 1299919206626 Anonymous: shopped 1300557986847 MrPerspective: ^ I know. I saw one at the baker's shop a couple of days ago. 1300570788335 Westin: pic unrelated? 1300938553549 Anonymous: Can't she get a yeast infection from that? 1307900633882 Furore23: Here you go: http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Yaranaika 1307912925125 Anonymous: rule 51 also applies 1307917347411 Anonymous: PaulaPoundstone? 1501129745172 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: MrPerspective ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/4106/Bread_sex_rule_34

you - me

puzzle (7) , you (3) , me (1) , relationship (15) , sex (488)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1291367229765.jpg Info: JPG, 5 Kbytes (275x183) Added by: Anonymous (Dec 3, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse pancake: rule 34 ! 1291413158276 Lily84: awe <3 1291413345371 YuLiekPicturz: hmm 34.. i can see it 1291413385267 AwesomeAnonymous!: still no complete! needs at least 6 others! 1291423196819 Munster: I feel a salty tear dropping on my dick... 1291546748965 Mr. Obvious: You and Me go together! 1291661527298 Munster: They don't even match... this is a clearly fail... fuck!!!... 1291793714566 hansi1954: that is for porn 1293899483390 Tinyface64: aw its a puzzle 1293899502441 Anonymous: The pieces are incompatible. This requires raep. 1293906146644 Anonymous: Wait? What was the puzzle? I need to know!! 1296446133643 Anonymous: mamma TOLD me relationships were puzzling... 1296447423500 Anonymous: the pieces are ill-fitting and forced toghether. is this image a double entendre about raep? 1296452024855 MAELSTHUR: aww 1296491441537 (show all comments) KriSega: RULE 16 NUFAG 1296589806749 Anonymous: fuck it 1296590203344 Chucktowndcroz: not a perfect fit..... 1296660955907 Dr Pwn: ^Exactly. 1303826528453 Anonymous: the fuck is this shit emo bullshit 1303889112146 Korzo: That's "me" fucking "you" in the armpit. 1304101914762 ticklethis: awww 1304141013824 MrSandyNigger: gay 1307347392994 liplocker_code3: The dude has a hole in his head. I'm guessing the "artist" is a dude. 1414727946684 Anonymous: "What do you mean it doesn't fit in the hole? Watch me make it fit." 1498882106397 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/159085/you_-_me

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