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20 STRANGEST SEX LAWS

chart (154) , info (382) , sex (488) , law (29)

Source: WEB / ircimages URL: http://ircimages.com/ircimages/5/5/55e95dd9c85e544c969eef066342c357.jpg Info: JPG, 406 Kbytes (800x4833) Added by: Redrocco (Sep 1, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: I'm very interested in the traveling job in Guam. I think i'd be qualified for such a sacrified posotion. 1283358947255 Anonymous: That is exactly my thought. I don't want to deprive these girls of the help they desperately need. 1283363387513 Limerick: Oral sex is illegal in the state of Maryland. 1283545804911 Anonymous: I'm moving to Guam 1283554310646 Anonymous: I'm pretty sure it's illegal in a lot of states,especially the Bible belt. 1283554459798 Anonymous: ^ erm, which one? 1283554748427 Anonymous: It should be against the law if you go by the name Swiney or Mr. Piickle that you cannot show your penis on the net. I loved danies boobs - but Swiney penis ? - that should be against the law . 1283557596603 chrud: islamic law says don't eat the lamb u just fucked. i don't shit where i eat, either. 1283557865356 Anonymous: I'm gonna have to go ahead and let you all know that this whole thing is bullshit. I'm sorry, but virgins can get married in Guam, and virgins can get fucked in Washington. 1283558085757 Uncle Harvey: Goodbye, Moline; Hello, Guam 1283566840151 Anonymous: Lol washingtons fucked 1283737143284 g-man: don't any of you go to Indonesia 1283880286867 Anonymous: 1 seems to be the best job ever 1286338023694 Rorix: Guam FTW 1286479954543 (show all comments) Tryno: sorry to burst your bubbles, the Guam story is a myth 1286485887660 Hard Tymes: GAWD! Who Makes Up These Lame Dumbass Laws! 1287536984430 Anonymous: a lot of these is made up. 1288312922941 Anonymous: It's a mad world, a maaaaaaaad world. 1291074270353 Anonymous: the virgin thing isn't true (checked it)... unfortunately. otherwise i'd be the first one to grant "privilege" to entire school classes. 1291080511585 Anonymous: most of these are bullshit. 1296173357496 Anonymous: all of these are bullshit... 1296173589564 Anonymous: none of these are true 1318134559346 AbstractFool: WHAT THE FUCK ? 1355470992619 AbstractFool: all made up.. shit 1355471024771 Anonymous: People are fucking stupid! 1428695275127 ethelred: Guam is US territory, so no-one would be surprised by what happens there 1428805710875 Anonymous: One of the few things that humanity can agree on: Sex makes everyone {including lawmakers} crazy. 1532891698277 SHDAD75: #14 Indiana: IC 35-45-4-1 "nudity" means ... , or the showing of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state. 1532927997290 Anonymous: I'm sure there are aliens who have even stranger laws: "Using your tentacles to fondle your lover is strictly forbidden, unless your lover has three legs and one tail." 1533228205196 The Original Spoon: The Washington one makes sense. You just have to honeymoon out of state. 1536530567168 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: semenov ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/147907/20_STRANGEST_SEX_LAWS

Comic fat diet sex chase

comic (463) , fat (580) , diet (3) , sex (488) , chase (24)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.imgur.com/00kfn.jpg Info: JPG, 276 Kbytes (753x1017) Added by: PirateBob (Sep 1, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Pyro: Epic lulz were had 1283327472833 anon: epic lulz 1283338151624 Anonymous: - 10 kilo and + AIDS 1283358509968 sUNz: soooooooooooooooo much win!! 1284131925722 Antiphon: If you havent lost a pound after second treatment ive got some bad news for you.... 1284329430893 ElCapitan: thumbs up 1284333677969 fingerofdoom: lol 1284348345892 sqwrrl: Who drew this? 1284354829819 Anonymous: haha so fucking funnty 1284354926395 Anonymous: Hello im your personal trainer, if I catch you i will give you AIDS 1284354985542 sqwrrl: Nvm, found the 'Dany' on the bottom left. 1284355015280 Anony: Øv! Det var da træls! Too bad! 1286826803284 Anonymous: It's a trap! 1290710941615 al: Life's hell, then you die. 1290711092781 (show all comments) Anonymous: The other seven pounds are lost in anal bleeding. 1290712089488 Anonymous: Brix were shat! 1290715776121 Anonymous: :D LMFAO so much fukin winz 1293824148708 Midgeinc: Nice one Op. Total reversal! :D 1310558625318 Quasimodo: lulz! 1321884426235 Anonymous: i lold 1334879930441 MrSandyNigger: I rsmiled. 1334882875291 Anonymous: fkin ownd 1334889607806 DarbyCrash: nigger gonna fuck some fluffy ass 1336752276294 Ammonium: Yeah, don't fuck with your personal train.... Wait, what?? Oh, never mind. 1405477022268 liplocker_code3: Perhaps he was bi...? 1405800136690 KLR2: Good motivation. 1534846985122 Gul’dan: 费玉清？ 1535640539212 Anonymous: http://i.imgur.com/FaESt01.mp4 1535939136157 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: KLR2 beach0023 LemmyLaffer Jewelthief86 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/147826/Comic_fat_diet_sex_chase

Cow facial sex cum milk

cow (50) , facial (59) , sex (488) , cum (323) , milk (53)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://img.chan4chan.com/lolpad/room22.png Info: PNG, 62 Kbytes (640x480) Added by: anapoopoop (Sep 26, 2010) Category: lolpad NSFW: no Report abuse anapoopoop: look at all that cream 1285479896938 nigface: lol horny 1285479957881 Anonymous: milk is good for you 1285490474946 Anonymous: good job lolpad guy 1290705044506 UriAr: lesbo-cow came 1290726569602 Anonymous: Sappho beast boink 1290949035165 Anonymous: Anyone else fap? 1291282866514 Munster: The milky way... 1291284633177 Flarp: Someone failed anatomy. 1291288815785 Munster: Haven't notice the neck-tittie... 1291303352977 BnSneky: ^yes i did 1291303471234 Anonymous: 273 people don't know the difference between a cow and a bull 1291310764827 Munster: Something is worng around the farm these days... 1291363076754 Munster: Too much weed to actually tipe wrong... 1291369513356 (show all comments) gOshe: got flakes? 1291380589688 menace: cows are female . no penis , no cum . 1293840057927 Anonymous: what a teat, that's a clue for you 7927... 1293841702168 Anonymous: its fuckin milk not cum dumbshit 1294011774984 Weed: Kung Pow bloopers. 1295965607850 Sugarnuts: Flarp are you some fuckin kind of idiot? What part of anatomy is missplaced here? 1297578731693 Decorum: Whole milk (get it, ho milk). 1328237829439 Anonymous: IM CUM! 1328241079147 Anonymous: :( 1526761479314 Mantis-skank then do this!^ 1526768003612 Anonymous: Citi people draw kartoons. Sense no. 1526778344760 Anonymous: Verily, I say unto you, moo cow is dyke. 1532306820664 Anonymous: ^^ fag spammer 1532308027427 Anonymous: Rule 34% fat. 1534613712175 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/151457/Cow_facial_sex_cum_milk

X-ray anime sex

x-ray (35) , anime (162) , sex (488)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1262002907476.jpg Info: JPG, 84 Kbytes (1000x716) Added by: fuhrer (Dec 28, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: lmao @ censorship. seriously, what the fuck? :D 1262611394907 crackerkiller5: thats how it happens 1262628107259 Pyro: Wow 1263023505459 Anonymous: we'll show you tits and gang rape and xray fucking... but god help you if you show one fucking inch of that penis 1271124424450 AmericanTool: Never thought about it like that. 1271128798873 Stu: oh my gosh ! He's hitting her potatoe ! 1271423276548 ManChowder: i do that to my victims 1271514953689 Anonymous: Every dude is BROWN. 1271523278760 Anonymous: Puffy nipples? 1271760165272 Anonymous: LOL at the dudes in the background. It's like they can see it too! 1272345782314 Anonymous: =win 1276176666241 Bun: her tits have tits! o.o 1276180060596 Anonymous: sex 1276456952905 Anonymous: gjg 1278327301426 (show all comments) Anonymous: OMG SHE HAS A CENSOR IN HER VAGINA! 1278369073728 mACÄK: FF7 FTW 1282087012930 BENDOWN: why japs always gotta blur shit it? 1282087348790 spoon: pixelated penis not feel nice to she 1282107553585 Anonymous: I will kill everyone 1282494386491 Anonymous: huge nipps 1284186694854 Anonymous: woah laugh my fucking ass off 1285480259137 Anonymous: big nipples 1285480362988 Anonymous: Thank god for the censoring, I might have offended :O 1285486469376 Anonymous: AIDS 1285487673644 ImYourMomBIATCH: RIP Barack Hussein Obama 1291519953222 Jesus: RIP Anna Nicole Smith 1291524043165 queefly: Silly Japs.....they'll show people shitting in each other's mouths on a gameshow, but they pixelate a cartoon dick. 1291524664325 Schlong:   ☻ 1291524754547 Schlong: ☻ ☻ 1291524757857 Anonymous: who is the fucking Juden who draws these faggot animes 1291537133988 Munster: And that's how you got that big white head my son... 1291540461468 MrSandynigger: every bitch likes brown dudes...fuck yeah ;D 1293168476844 Khalthar: It's STILL a fucking REPOST! 1293169822353 Anonymous: The X-ray stuff is interesting and the bodies rendered so-so. But the faces! Why, Japan? WHYYYY! 1293170030557 Anonymous: It's an orgy! 2 guys at the back 2! 1311672490890 Anonymous: Damn she is hot! 1341220372564 Anonymous: tons of these at chan.sankakucomplex.com 1341224225880 Anonymous: whats the censorship for? We all know its there... 1347142542504 r120909: The artist even drew the urethra and bladder... 1347183513515 Anonymous: jjjj 1369156820465 Bulbasaur111919: Those pixels look rough. 1369165495956 Raimey_D: Push through her cervix and cum in her womb...hot stuff. 1470502779111 Anonymous: 2504: It isn't censorship. They actually look like that. 1470777522883 confucius says:: nigger stole my white slut 1470861525438 KaZaMa: ____________IF_EYE_AM_GETTING_RAN_QN_2NITE__EYE_GQTTA_SUCK_U_GREAT_BYE____________ 1531670600845 Anonymous: Captured, she is, by the sperminator. 1531702329444 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: freedomcs Quantum69 letsgoharry48 ) , hated by 2 (last: itzcuintle Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/77910/X-ray_anime_sex

JAPAN: Only they understand us.

japan (344) , understand (1) , consensual (1) , sex (488) , anime (162)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1234760544940.jpg Info: JPG, 102 Kbytes (800x600) Added by: *.externet.hu (Feb 16, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Pedobear liiiiiiiiiikes 1262689751482 ImYourMomBIATCH: Pedobear is a cunt 1281906881120 holyshitlongname: pedobear is not your dad^ 1282108088447 AwesomeAnonymous!: win! 1285370331442 Anonymous: hentay gay 1286823223242 nigel: right on 1289740657154 Bobby: Pedobear is also having "consensual" sex :) 1289740821893 Weed: Well, that's a first... 1289746762329 Anonymous: its consensual if she also feels something - like pain or selfpity or nervousness. or my dick. in her anus. 1330470236865 Anonymous: world record in oddities 1330472261279 Anonymous: porn 1346222829829 nigel: lol got to love them japs 1355458729678 Anonymous: Title: Take me to Ariake 1368814430909 Anonymous: sex 1394172133885 (show all comments) Anonymous: nude 1409805282322 KaZaMa: ____________RESIGENT_EVIL_SIXXX____________ 1531670041486 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: nigel Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/1813/JAPAN:_Only_they_understand_us.

Mindfuck sculpture tree art sex

mindfuck (51) , sculpture (11) , tree (123) , art (1149) , sex (488)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.jameshopkinsworks.com/images/hopkins_beautyspot1.jpg Info: JPG, 133 Kbytes (408x500) Added by: *.reliablehosting.com (Aug 1, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse blablablue: mindfuck! 1280649011927 the7rafe7: fucking perv trees 1280651957127 Arsonist: PERVS! 1280651975292 Wr104Gamma: Ones mans art is another mans fap 1280721799594 the7rafe7: imagine if the wind was blowing it would be like a movie 1280722080767 Anonymous: obviosly photoshop 1285444093495 Saddanonymous: ^ obviously a troll. 1285444129923 Anonymous: hey, its still amazing 1285454402518 Anonymous: cool 1285491472418 YPPQ: holy shit dude 1285565121625 Khalthar: FUCKING EPIC! 1293283793213 Gypsygreen: Totaly surreal 1293298777670 doofass: fucking trees 1311681884926 Lickathesplit: Obvious rule#34 1311681972607 (show all comments) Hughbie: I agree with the tree.... 1311686750235 Anonymous: pretty cool. 1311698948215 MrPerspective: Popping wood? 1312860578966 The Original Spoon: neato! 1322161111589 Anonymous: Doen't have to be a photoshop, but you would have to mold the trees grouth carfully... very carfully. if real, impressive. if not, then, just nice. 1339773713959 Anonymous: thts ur mom and me last night at the musem 1340896906807 Muchos Hornos: Thjs tree must have divided by zero 1377550931129 huck1944: different 1377615171598 Anonymous: Take me from the roots 1408732575695 Arschloch33: When you see it, you'll start to like art 1507070147901 Anonymous: Bonsai trees can be fun. 1515318701300 Anonymous: Now, create a same oral sex version 1531091633968 Anonymous: ^ faget 1531091737893 Anonymous: ^ How’s “Creating a same tree that is having oral sex” considered to be gay? Unless you presume that anything that’s art related means gay. 1531092038296 Anonymous: ^ It’s gay in a sense that you’re mainly focusing on the men’s ass 1531093595834 Anonymous: ^Trolly troll is trollin. 1531095315405 Anonymous: There are no tits, so gay ass fucking. 1531124119964 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: Lexicon Banshee5 LemmyLaffer trashit ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/141257/Mindfuck_sculpture_tree_art_sex

Dear /b/, There's a zombie who's trying to eat me.

zombie (53) , 4chan (628) , story (202) , question (218) , sex (488)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1273768345638.jpg Info: JPG, 73 Kbytes (502x499) Added by: Anonymous (May 13, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse iprobablyhateyou: yes durrrr 1273790935548 greyhoundpaul: go for it. lol 1273839187313 Anonymous: if her body's still warm, she can still ride your horn, 1273928368218 darkstan: Lucky bastard... 1273964236263 Anonymous: DO EHT!!!! 1275964112845 Tom's Daddy: Die, Mr. Writingtoomuch 1276295716576 slikwilly: totally exceptable and also a good chance she won't press charges 1276303498627 slikwilly: ^exceptable? no, no you silly pothead, it's "acceptable"...... typing while stoned, tsk tsk 1276304591486 crackerkiller5: very acceptable 1276313495443 vengance: if you dont do her i will,then i will shoot your dick off and feed it to you and choke you til you die with it,then fuck her some more 1276317751425 Greg: I say go for it, just hope the zombie disease isnt an STD 1276498415428 Pocky: acceptable!! 1276617848854 YourFace: Sorry, she has to be dea 18 years or she's gravebait 1276672468898 sqwrrl: Let it eat you. Then you will be a zombie. Besides, everyone knows that in a fight between a ninja and a pirate, the zombie wins. 1276678805674 (show all comments) Anonymous: 1276303498627 & 1276304591486 SAMEFAG!!! sorry, I just had to say that lol :D 1276817638559 Anonymous: Let's see pics of this hot zombie. 1276819611605 Anonymous: use a ball gag so she cant infect you and hit that shit from behind. 1279255623969 slikwilly: @8559 REAL FAG!!!! sorry, I just had to say that lol :D 1279407443998 veranet: Go for it, just don't expect a BJ. 1279408646934 Grave: cool story bro 1279408979184 Anonymous: 8218 if shes cold, microwave some lube and slather that shit on! 1280299755330 Twinchlian: Use condom, mouthball and glove her to avoid infection. If she seems limp bite your tounge and spit in nose/mouth. That should rile her up. 1282174505955 BENDOWN: tap that shit 1282174888633 queefly: Fuck her in the ass......a little anal isn't going to kill her.... 1282181310641 Anonymous: hmmm, i believe the pros outweigh the cons. as there ARE no cons. No charges pressed, no chance of fertility without the use of a condom, and I agree with queefly. get it get it buddy 1283152065240 doctorDorian: fresh zombie chicks + anal is a win. hey, even if it gets cold just pour some warm water in here it'll be fine 1286930743504 Anonymous: I say acceptable 1286934703190 Anonymous: Go for it! 1290707996742 rock: no the old zombie siren trick it must be my X run while u can 1291694642951 Burrgeezy 1291695812741 grizz: what? 1291697102880 sumdumfuk: remember doggy style or a ball gag are your friends 1291707527713 Munster: Do it while you can... put the bitch on a leash... or whatever that shit means... 1291710562351 Lickathesplit: It's a trap, they come in packs, run mofo... 1291721835900 Anonymous: I don't see why not, go for it son, make me proud. 1291838990870 Anonymous: This isn't the time to be a selfish lover either. Eat her before she eats you ;D 1292033864830 fav: do it faggot 1292117758115 Melon Mayo: If it moves it grooves. 1292117825614 that-guy-named: put a paper bag over her head 1292127719197 blackal: Yep. 1292128017325 Anonymous: not a bad looker? go ahead and fuck her. 1300498315727 MrPerspective: Carpe diem, son : do it while she's still fresh. Because when her maggot-eaten boobies fall off she'll get slightly less appealing. Trust me on that one. 1300507912149 MrPerspective: @ 8898 : Gravebait? LOL! 1300507978689 Anonymous: rule 34 faggots 1312174539593 Lickathesplit: Zombie sex ftw !, I would skip the offered blowjob though.. 1312179489915 Banshee5: Fo it Daggot 1312191028391 luigui: blow her head with the shotgun then fuck her (it's an option, isn't it?) 1312255585563 WAT??: Still moving... no necro there 1312661043135 Anonymous: ^^ Also, as an added bonus you can fuck the new gore hole in her neck instead of that boring old mouth. ;) 1314642319528 veranet: Does she have a sister? 1314668520946 Anonymous: wouldn't that make you a zombie?? you can get aids from sex... 1315870212503 Anonymous: make a zombie cum 1528948635290 Anonymous: Result is an necrophile 1528972861706 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/124598/Dear_/b/,_There's_a_zombie_who's_trying_to_eat_me.

Robot sex rule 34 machine

robot (56) , sex (488) , rule 34 (177) , machine (25)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1270933558806.jpg Info: JPG, 76 Kbytes (580x379) Added by: Redrocco (Apr 10, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse AmericanTool: reminds me of a tool video 1271048758925 CreepisKryp: GAWD everything reminds TOOL fans of TOOL videos! They are not THAT GREAT! lol 1271052615658 anonymous: rule34 1271304248601 MrPerspective: ^^ Depends on the... "tool", doesn't it? (~_^) 1298005509145 Anonymous: theyned lube 1301844492976 BnSneky: whoa 1301844604308 MrPerspective: ^^ lube, LOL. 1301860035481 Greeft: www.fuckingmachines.com 1301860274808 Anonymous: wtf is wrong with people in France? 1302492836483 Captngeetch: I think i'd do her in a pinch 1302493154683 MAELSTHUR: ^^ that is a good web page =) 1302545029414 Anonymous: <<< what really went on behind the scenes of "Prison Sex" 1308175379744 MrPerspective: Screw drive her ! 1308189639199 froggywentacortn: Perfect ! 1308196329427 (show all comments) Last_Resort: this is too close to some some furry tip. fuck this shit 1308203418489 Anonymous: steampunk porn! 1308228928775 darkstan: Yeah, he's givin' it to her pretty good. Robots kick ass. 1332716257783 Anonymous: Google "The Meaning of Robots" and try to tell me you have done anything more worthwhile with YOUR life. 1332729822601 bigt95: WD40!! 1332982453956 Korzo: Reminds me of the odd animated movies from the Quay brothers. 1333034187257 U.Know.The.Drill: This is not a reproduction! 1366811402752 Anonymous: They discovered a new species: Dickinassus Rustico Scratchum 1526747508866 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: trashit ) , hated by 1 (last: LastResort ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/110596/Robot_sex_rule_34_machine

OMG I DID LE HEROIN!!!

comic (463) , drugs (142) , sex (488) , heroin (9) , derp (25)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1338604555779.png Info: PNG, 211 Kbytes (651x961) Added by: anal85 (Jun 2, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Chicagosox23: no 1338608201779 fiveby5: the le heroin looks suspiciously like le grass. 1338613744259 r120602: About as disturbing on as many levels as I can imagine 1338630440530 ᴳᶦᵇᵇᶫᵉˢᴺᴮᶦᵗˢ: le op is a le faggot 1361965553539 Anonymous: OMG I did Le Fail! 1367413841116 Banshee5: You're almost Xena the warrior princess with all of those LE LE LE LE 1367413935734 Anonymous: ^a toi, le fu! 1526687672299 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/216228/OMG_I_DID_LE_HEROIN!!!

Car dragon sex rule 34 furry

car (384) , dragon (19) , sex (488) , rule 34 (177) , rule furry (1)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1275873014359.jpg Info: JPG, 334 Kbytes (1602x1209) Added by: GrYm (Jun 7, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse kinganonymous: Rules 34 1275885448866 Furore23: And then they wonder why they're being fursecuted. 1275937253824 Anonymous: i had wondored what was stuck in my exauste pipe! 1279591778688 Venator21: red cars are unlucky 1279592165379 Pumpkin: red cars get more tickets and dragon dick. 1280240499677 Anonymous: I've seen wierd things but this tops them. 1280550369408 Anonymous: No, whats wierd is people really do this. it has nothing to do with furry. 1280789124346 voiceofreason: its called autoeroticism 1280814038830 Anonymous: thats called FLAT OUT HORNY!!!!!! 1283900671183 hanatori: smaxy>w< 1284663349275 Anonymous: I fucking love it 1284890875434 Anonymous: Gay Shit 1284891942803 pepito: xD i think i see this pick like 3 times in my whole life and i dont understand why the car are there 1289631934288 vengance: poor mazda miata!!!!! 1289662320395 (show all comments) Anonymous 1289812424196 Furfag: Carfelia? I do know that they are scalies, way worse then furries... 1289916472271 Anonymous: i want to FUCK YOU IM A DRAGON 1290333778595 Anonymous: Careful guys you dont want it stuck in the tail pipe 1290468932932 Anonymous: Lol someone said gay? OH, right, now I see the car's penis. dickhead 1293216391367 balder: seriously, what a fuck? 1293949312736 /unsee: I didn't park under a tree. What's this on my-? ... I know that smell! 1298482939560 /unsee: Dragons made my Autobot gay. ...OK, come out of the shed. 1298483147810 GreatMasterW: Every week I visit this fucking website and I have to say: "I've seen it all". But every time I found some new fucking shit like this!!! Please STOP." 1299691885546 Anonymous: Is he fucking the car "hot"? Watch that tailpipe! 1307916741787 Anonymous: Rule 51 1307917212968 Anonymous: it's not hot, but it's the coolest little thing! 1314666742953 Anonymous: In their defense, that car is sexy. 1326699981991 Anonymous: so that's what happened to my car 1326863965560 Nickeh43: I would have accepted this excuse for LeashedHate wrecking my car. 1326864083102 Anon29993: RULE 34 FTW! 1326867725203 PR1NCESSW0LFY: My car.. you jizzed all up in my baby.. that shit stains 1525429124310 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 2 (last: Furore23 LastResort ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/131621/Car_dragon_sex_rule_34_furry

THE STATS ON PROSTITUTION - AT THIS GIVEN MOMENT THERE ARE 40 MILLION PROSTITUTES AT WORK.

whore (56) , sex (488) , money (145) , stats (84) , info (382)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/stats-on-prostitution/image.jpg Info: JPG, 882 Kbytes (1000x6301) Added by: Redrocco (Apr 16, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Redrocco: my whores is amazin 1271419150837 aNOMynous: You cannot "purchase" a prostitute so FAIL. 1272051872967 CaptSuckIt: I'm going to South Africa with 3 dollars and a dream. I'm not sure, I'm HIV positive. 1272057643226 Furore23: ^^ That's right! You don't buy them, you steal them. 1278356722892 boss: It's a buyers market.....I'll buy two!!! 1278366501899 Anonymous: im 12 and what is this? 1278392408824 Youngin: ^a good career move 1278398261724 crackerkiller5: im half asain and what is this?! 1278400639705 Moongrim: Legalise it then! 1278417271205 Anonymous: ^ wut he said 1304816203310 Uncle Harvey: If you don't pay for it, is it called amateurstitution? 1304832669471 Anonymous: sorostitute 1304833262659 crazyassmofo: cool 1304844025269 Raimey_D: I'm Cajun...what is this? 1305403647318 (show all comments) Anonymous: lol theyre single handedly carrying the fucking world economy 1309560749567 Anonymous: well, maybe sinle handedly,mouthedly, and snatchedly carrying the fucking world economy... 1316298501661 Anonymous: ive just read all that. Apart from some guys getting robbed and not getting to fuck, what's the problem with the rest of it? 1316301756651 Anonymous: In America we just marry the bitches. 1318120881208 Anonymous: Well if women and boys would just put out more often.... 1318120900457 Anonymous: At work? Don't tell Republicans, they'll export those jobs too. 1318600479462 Anonymous: They're all prostitutes as far as I'm concerned. 1380040873691 Anonymous: Redrocco ignorant, uneducated, low iq animal: America is a continent, so it is, Chile and Argentina at the south, all the way to Canada, stupid piece of shit. 1380074464579 Anonymous: This all lies, there are 66 million whores in the US alone. They're called wives and are sanctioned by the state thru No Fault Divorce. 1402358301485 Bulbasaur111919: As a man of 35 I feel that the statistics compel me to partake no matter how grim the prospect. 1402421517124 Anonymous: ...fighting the unemployment problems every where. 1525175751185 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/112655/THE_STATS_ON_PROSTITUTION_-_AT_THIS_GIVEN_MOMENT_THERE_ARE_40_MILLION_PROSTITUTE S_AT_WORK.

Elephant sex

elephant (39) , sex (488)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1252272232168.jpg Info: JPG, 103 Kbytes (841x631) Added by: m4ever (Sep 6, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse jackfrosty: "OMG its wang is bigger than i am...hold on for the ride of your life kids!" 1252502406609 Hughbie: never..never miss an opportunity. 1252505038132 Drilldo!: I wonder if elephant pussy is tight? 1252540121854 pollister: The guy in the red shirt looks like he wants some action, too. 1254584373757 Anonymous: the elephants look happy 1254610521954 cracker_killer: i bet you he won't call. 1254682521702 Sinonymous: truck call, if he does 1254682636572 Sinonymous: trunk 1254682652457 Alfons: Someone is having fun. Very LOL picture! 1257229765244 Anonymous: Epic. 1259612847934 charlytt: super tolles bild 1260049648876 Megasnake: thats funny 1263256797541 SheikYabhutti: They'll have a great story to tell their grandchildren, assuming the elephand doesn't slip and roll over on them 1263258129162 mantore: elephant porn ftw 1263616654636 (show all comments) Anonymous: OMG that's awesome! 1265513169602 morbidassg: lold my ass off that guy in the green is lovin it 1265576492594 Squirrely1: Same thing happened to me...I was on a guy horse and some one in the group was on a lady horse and well my horsey got way to friendly with her...This happened in Lake Tahoe on a tourist trail...I giggled alot as was kinda embarassed... 1265581937776 Anonymous: just along for the ride 1266748652297 Anonymous: its blown its bold already, 1269073182840 Anonymous: I'll take a trunk job - i hear they're superdexterous 1269406449537 Anonymous: Gotta suck to be subjected to riding the female Elephant. 1269508492370 Anonymous: duplicate to 1257217199984.jpg 1272480433834 Anonymous: Ride the Big One. 1272496528898 Anonymous: Drilldo!: I wonder if elephant pussy is tight? Not anymore. 1272517244330 Anonymous: Cialis is ready when you're ready! 1276468035815 Anonymous: dude in purple is fucked..... 1276468756885 Anonymous: just couldn’t resist 1287348174416 BnSneky: elephants humping, what could be cooler? 1287348426459 CLAVDIVS GERMANIC: coolest elephant ride ever!!! LOL 1354761113936 Franz Judenfeind: LOL at that gook desperately knocking at the mating elephant's head with that hook. 1354801344523 huck1944: do they charge extra for that kind of ride 1354804175308 Bonefish: Orgy. 1381706692502 Anonymous: If you have to fuck, you have to fuck 1402887602652 Anonymous: Even elephants need sex ! 1404732794958 Anonymous: This is from the "Howdah-Doody" show! 1406110111238 Anonymous: wow 1486116609198 Anonymous: When the bitch is in heat, the bitch is in heat. 1515947554840 Stalker: Tons of fun!!! 1515955401656 Anonymous: the guy in the red shirt in ready for behind 1524367981884 Anonymous: Elephant logic: If it smells good and you're walking behind it, climb it and fuck it! 1524380510540 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Skan423 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/47691/Elephant_sex

Blow-up sex doll

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://galeria.index.hu/hetkepei/2009/09/04/36_het/1090927_233171ed29b75d869474c90cfd7d78e5_l.jpg Info: JPG, 127 Kbytes (800x585) Added by: Anonymous (Sep 4, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Jessica: Thank God for Quagmire and his blow up sex dolls. 1252099026122 Pyro: Giggity 1254077802612 cracker_killer: giggity goo gah!!!!!!!! 1254106905603 wraithbklad33: in public, giggity! 1254112293914 Anonymous: ALLLLLLLLLLL!!!RIGHT +) 1254461632671 redrocco: I always wanted to fill a bunch of them with helium and release them near the airport 1254693905261 an0nymouse: ^ DO IT! 1254694130262 FalzeProphet: ^^ Do it and post pics/video 1255074385102 redrocco: wanna sponser the stunt? 1255094780982 Anonymous: CPR this bitch 1255981437914 Anonymous: is he saving a doll? 1264192566457 Anonymous: ^^wrestling 1273180956365 Anonymous: he says: ohh crap, I thought it was a girl drowning! 1284662803567 Anonymous: bull shit. hes fuckin that bitch 1308540525756 (show all comments) Anonymous: whch one is the doll? 1327153691339 Obama mama: russian swimming sport with dolls 1327168410406 Anonymous: "Ohhrigghht!" 1381118418476 Anonymous: Modern life saving drill. 1381147858865 Anonymous: Tommy Lee Jones getting it on! 1384706738421 Chanonymous: But the safety tag said not to be used as a flotation device. 1423455441417 Anonymous: Da fuk?! His mouth is cumming! (o.Ô) 1524103650525 Anonymous: Water wings. 1524185743955 Anonymous: That is actually not a doll. It is a coalescence of sewer trout. 1524271048866 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/47133/Blow-up_sex_doll

Vacuum sex

vacuum (32) , sex (488)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1258827131815.jpg Info: JPG, 55 Kbytes (604x453) Added by: loafer (Nov 21, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse SickNote: Noooo leave henry alone 1258993476920 Anonymouz: Thats desperate for a BJ! 1259003367465 bananaman: WALL-E! 1259015502846 jackfrosty: Another appliantologist outta the closet! 1259474952542 Anonymous: DONT DISTURB DOOFY WHEN HES CLEANING HIS ROOM 1259490617286 goatman67: this feels so- ah shit! SHIT! 1259895358592 Anonymous: HENRY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WHY HENRY WHY! 1259958413733 crackerkiller5: swiney nnnooooooooo!!!!!!! 1259963423215 Anonymous: ^^^^swiney is a brown skin mexican wetback 1259963524322 Anonymous: is that neil patrick harris on the tv? 1259963620144 mommy: I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM DAMMIT!! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!! 1259987445859 Ty: another pathetic white loser 1260500458557 SaraBear2010: OMG Edward gave up on bella and now hes fucking their household vaccum. Maybe she wont give him any cuz shes hittin jacob up so much her pussy is too sore. lo but it does kinda look like edward cullen. 1263861467634 TheRedMage13: the cleaner laughs while probably having anal sex for the first time.. w00t 1271787438623 (show all comments) fapfapfapfapfapfap: i love how the cleaner has a face 1272604131861 Moongrim: Not how you get blown 1272670549546 Anonymous: leave him alone, take hetti hoover instead 1274297424889 Andywho?: this was actually a news story in england ... some immigrant worker was having sex with a henry ... this guy in the pic was taking the piss 1274304148830 Moongrim: Soon discover that all vacuums have blower BLADES. 1274396505530 Anonymous: you'll rip your dick off. 1285197674522 Anonymous: gay, useless 1285198040150 Anonymous: rule 34 in progress 1285237165327 Anonymous: Epic face lol 1285535649302 Knome: mechaphelia 1285548877338 Anonymous: oh yeah thats a GOOD idea... wanker... 1300525513890 Quantum69: lolwuttavac? 1315219104349 Anonymous: get yourself a girl 1336172240586 El Capitan: sometimes you just got fuck everything in the house 1336213811939 huck1944: not a real good idea 1367354614215 Anonymous: he's soo fucking hotttttttttttttttttttttttt! 1367715064441 Anonymous: hey where you get that photo this guy looks exactly like me o.o 1445576077603 Anonymous: No, George! It's not "hose", it's "hoes". 1445797890232 Anonymous: OMG! It's Henry! 1523390699675 Anonymous ^ Judge for yourself. After all that powder you’d be helpless too. 1523493618237 Anonymous: powder? what powder? <sniffle> 1523557204331 Anonymous: ^sniffle, sniffle, flop. 1523577444601 hanger12: so if the hose sucks and hes at the side where it expels.... he really is getting blown 1523922130646 Anonymous: “Oyme Ennery de 8th oy yam. Ennery de 8th oy yam, oy yam.” Ear nao, whot’s dis? Fuck off, mate. I’m no bloody fag! Get off me back! 1523924148173 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/69502/Vacuum_sex

KNOWLEDGE: It's more powerful than you think.

sex (488) , knowledge (2) , sex makes babies (1)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1232660930563.jpg Info: JPG, 59 Kbytes (640x512) Added by: 127.0.* (Jan 22, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: rofl 1250210899646 DutchGuy: this reminds me, i haven't fapped yet to hamtaro hello kitty emo chick today. brb. 1250294866189 Anonymous: WHAT 1288667426213 tordcake: o_O 1293782904519 Anonymous: ....and buttsecks makes pudding? 1293796054828 TinFoilHatGuy: Only If You're Not Doing It Right 1296987240223 Steve blow: Duh? Nigaz 1514260718699 Anonymous: ^^^Yeah, chocolate. 1514413491956 Anonymous: Says payment plans available haha imagine a repo's used one lol do those get discounted? Ha! 1522956687170 Anonymous: The girls knew but they weren’t telling, until after they got the hook sunk. 1522975041302 Anonymous: Babies make sex. 1522975057908 Anonymous: And this is why the NEA has worked to make our schools institutions for the prevention of education. 1523040839495 Anonymous: Yeah, if the little bitches get knocked up the teachers don’t have to put up with them anymore. 1523059497174 Anonymous: The More You Know! 1523238973663 (show all comments) Anonymous: ...the more you realize Amurricans are assholes. 1523244663996 Anonymous: Knowledge? Nah, overrated... 1523294989868 Anonymous: ^^You mean: All of humanity. 1523320745235 Anonymous ^^^ 1523320855259 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/502/KNOWLEDGE:_It's_more_powerful_than_you_think.

There's someone else, isn't there, Gloria?

sex (488) , cheat (19) , stretch (48) , question (218) , comic (463) , vagina (226)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.lionking.org/~malazi/humor/Unfaithful.jpg Info: JPG, 44 Kbytes (450x464) Added by: HornyBear (Feb 7, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: GRRR FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 1267070303463 Anonymous: no white guy has a dick that big 1276463252718 Grave: ^yeah and a nigger does. 1276465527781 Anonymous: I'm a nigger and my cocks tiny, and I've got wirey pubes that make it look even smaller. It's embarrassing. 1276546503394 Nigger: I agree, we dirty niggers do have small genitals. kthxbai. 1276547118485 Anonymous: im white and got an 22cm cock. Short ? :D 1278078075625 Clownichter: ^ eurofag 1278089852460 Anonymous: ht tp://www.lage rassas sin.co. u k/gen/ 1278089877405 GripX: lol people calling themselves "nigger" are white ho pretending to be black 1278107833131 Anonymous: the guy under the bed's cock is too white. 1281130701133 AnonymousFR2B: oO 1281130860363 Anonymous: fer der grip.. thankyou for your analysis Doctor of retarded uneeded knowledge, we newfags will take it from here.. ;o 1281530455358 Anonymous: you could hear the wind howling in her pants 1285073612179 Shitskinkiller: @1133: "Too white" for you to have him pounding your ass?! He's probably not a faggot... 1285169246668 (show all comments) Jesus: Gloria hole 1285169467959 Anonymous: LOL 1287783748347 Anonymous: @2718: My German bf's cock is fking huge so STFU bout white guys not having big cocks 1300525156804 FRAUDMANCHE: ^ MUST BE A GERMAN NIGGER YOU NIGGER COCK SUCKER 1300557619108 Skiddlydoop: His dick looks like my fats collar bell... 1318478390605 Anonymous: My ex 1318485289218 Anonymous: ^ Then you must be my ex's second husband. 1318490204572 BnSneky: ^lol 1318498033414 Anonymous: It is not how deep you fish. It is how you wiggle your worm. My black GF told me that she did not want to get her insides torn with huge passionless dicks. 1322965541447 Anonymous: hey 1351128602699 Anonymous: i want to get fuck 1391706214581 Anonymous: He's fucked, if he complains, she will file for divorce, take all that he owns and force him into slavery to pay for alimony for life. Screwed up laws written by kikes 1391741759760 Watchman: Dog has Boxy eyes 1401895692521 Anoman: ^^Only in 'Murica. 1401933916499 Anonymous: @ 2nd Anonymous: If that was so then why is it the man with the biggest d*ck in the world is WHITE? The porn star with the biggest d*ck was also WHITE. If niggers had such big d*cks then why is it nigger porn stars have to use prosthetic d*cks? 1483617857505 Quantum69: Fucking LOL! 1483652530276 Thanks obama ISNT THERE HUH?! Huh?! Fucking cunt crack whore stupid skank 1522038893968 Anonymous: Needs more napalm. 1522109334810 Anonymous: ^^ Fucking Lol! Should put edit a big dick is a Nigger skin 1522118877320 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: Quantum69 kilgore9012 admackbar Krogoth ) , hated by 2 (last: NZT Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/90078/There's_someone_else,_isn't_there,_Gloria?

Conseguir sexo segun hombres y mujeres...

spanish (4) , meme (83) , comic (463) , sex (488)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://images7.cuantocabron.com/ccs/2011/08/CC_477393_yao_follamos.jpg Info: JPG, 152 Kbytes (550x1217) Added by: Anonymous (Aug 26, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: claro 1314334792611 Last_Resort: I can't read this shit 1314338904402 Anonymous: por que se llama fuckencia? jajajaj no mms 1314339203512 Anonymous: speak english or die 1314370034573 veranet: ^ ¿Estas jelly? 1314371607205 darkstan: ^Verdad. 1314377708428 MrSandyNigger: I call for a bill that enforces english only content in chan4chan. Who else agrees? 1314526013517 Furore23: ^ >Implying that other languages exist. 1314536435358 Hughbie: ഇിൠരപഠ?? 1314536717174 Anonymous: It's in some sort of dead language. 1318429729138 Everdark 1318430299628 kirbylore: ^^^ all u guys are pathetic LOL 1318440576568 Anonymous: What is this beaner shit? ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKA!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!! 1318440855826 Anonymous: Ignorants... I don't know wheter to laugh or cry. LEARN!!! 1318450840666 (show all comments) Jovi: Si es verdad. Para siempre solo :-( 1318908830278 TheGreenPhantom: Only phrase I know is iMAMA JUEVO! 1318913539415 Anonymous: Taco Bell! 1321715775340 avatar: jajajajajaja. . ella ni siquiera supo el nombre del tipo! (amerifags 'n eurofags practice spanish please!!! w/ SalvadoreanGuy) 1321977306722 Anonymous: ^ shut up, retard. 1321978413220 BAMBU: ^ Eurfags like me CAN speak Spanish, Avatar. Anyway, I'm disappointed about USA linguistic ignorance: no other language than AmEnglish (and don't tell me that's because BE and AE is everywhere, you lazy people). 1321978669110 HWood: fuckin wetbacks... 1321980118327 Anonymous: ^ the sad thing is that in america, english is replaced by a beaner-nigger speak mishmash. 1321980531393 Quantum69: ^not just the U.S anon, england has it's own version, paki-nigger-polish-gypsy mishmash speak 1321980765330 Anonymous: burrito! 1322024069309 Anonymous: guacamole 1322052562110 Anonymous: y la otra como se llama? putancia? jajaja 1322062895567 Anonymous: ^ no, YOU'RE THE LLAMA! fucking spanish speaking mongrel 1322064799536 Anonymous: Taco supreme! 1322066090303 Anonymous: jajajajajajajajajajajaj !!!! 1322066266618 user775: historia verdadera.jpeg 1322066402316 Anonymous: Spaghetti! 1322067471834 koda12: lol thanks to spanish in highschool i remembered like 6 words 1322068083417 Anonymous: ^^ spaghetti is italian, dumbfuck. in spanish, it's "espagettos" 1322092092848 Anonymous: ^^ don't worry, your kids will speak it fluently....... 1322092129867 avatar: Sur America Vive malditos Gringos! 1322093742641 SpanishSpeaker: Esta es una mierda en ingles, en chino o en español 1336588109176 Anonymous: -1 internets for posting non-english on C4C 1336589469185 Anonymous: ^menos un internet por poner algo que no esta en ingles en c4c 1336620733332 Anonymous: Hola :D 1336712457126 Anonymous: a los que no les parezca que aprendan el castellano putos 1336713986147 Anonymous: Este post es mierda. And amerifags: there is no only spanish in latin america, in spain talk spanish too D: 1339181595126 Anonymous: Everdark, He might have stated that in a blooper, once. wouldn't be surpised. 1339777958116 Rayotron: Yo si le entiendo muy bien. 1340551923774 MURRICA: This is not quatrochanquatro. 1340558862777 Itzcuintle: ^ LOL ChanQuatroChan 1340573165996 Anonymous: speak cracker language or die 1340594464882 Anonymous: jajjajajaja gringos pendejos no saben leer español ajajajajjajajajaaj 1340785745318 Anonymous: No es mierda por estar en Español, es mierda por ser de la página pendeja CuantoCabrón. 1343967118886 Beaner: Callense pinches frijoleros de mierda 1343967719277 Anonymous: callense pendejos de mierda,almenos tenemos TILDES y Ñ , yay 1343969442631 Anonymous: Guys you have to understand that this sub-human assholes are enjoying chan4chan from the commodity of their shit smelly huts while some satanic narcotraficant rape their mother 1343970350190 nogodjustBallin: yu fergot to americaned 1345787041274 krola: lo que más me dio risa fueron los comentarios. lleno de gente de habla hispana pidiendo respeto EN UNA DE LAS PÁGINAS CON HUMOR MÁS RACISTA JAJAJAJAJAJA imbéciles ubíquense 1345799487723 Anonymous: ^ Esta pagina no tiene nada que ver co racismo, La unica gente que no reconose ese es la que no paga attencion. 1345800330203 Anonymous: disclaimer: I speak Spanish (and German, Swedish, and Finnish); however, I don't speak all the languages in the world, and neither does anyone else, so it's really bad form to post stuff here in other than English. 1350492879634 Anonymous: as if most americunts would understand or speak english.we should skip language and use only pretty pictures if we'd go for the common denominator. 1350501753647 Anonymous: ^ Most Americans do speak and understand English. As one example, I speak English and French fluently, as well as some Russian, Nepali, and Latin. Nevertheless, my Spanish is rudimentary at best, as I have spent less than 3 months combined in predominantly spanish speaking countries, so I don't understand the above post. 1350502415380 Anonymous: ror 1354615715438 Anonymous: try this: chupen verga motherfuckers!!! y vayan a chingar a su puta mother lame asses! me los cojo en any languaje ULTRA PENDEJOS 1354688858916 Magister: This looks like some kind of outdated and far inferior form English.... Whoever speaks this should really get with the times.... 1431455779943 mrpicles: http://www.ninfetasnovinhas.com/gatas-nuas-fazendo-suruba-com-amigo-dotado/ 1517240694112 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: happycat ) , hated by 1 (last: poopyeah ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/185846/Conseguir_sexo_segun_hombres_y_mujeres...

Sex toy

sex (488) , toy (34)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1250942999515.jpg Info: JPG, 14 Kbytes (421x374) Added by: Hughbie (Aug 22, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: made for who? 1251623375624 Nayy: all bases covered right there << 1251627283741 Anonymous: it's made 4 4chan users 1251786858481 Matt: no anus, for anal lovers. 1251856593677 Winnar: ^ just registered ;) 1251857383770 BuggerChan: Where do I put the octopus? 1252531541303 Hughbie: I only see one choice there...butt...you could try elsewhere. 1252541033530 pornophobe: wtf is that 1252544969546 Anonymous: SOOO LONLEY 1254126075459 Stu: fuck the puss hole, pinch the nips, and stare at a dick-tip ? 1254146784230 MR X: ...chan4chan's mother one side - father the other... 1254631470585 scruffymcd: it shoots your own cum in your face 1267739403597 TheTruthOriginal: No need of MOAR 1267740434377 Anonymous: you shoot your load in the pussy and it comes out through the dick 1267748798821 (show all comments) Anonymous: Looks like a strange new species of deep sea fish 1267947705497 stureeeds: i dont kno but i want it 1270455692189 ZAPER1995: Now i cant need fuck with womens 1270468118491 Anonymous: Hey look, Sasha Grey! 1271087968674 Squirrely1: Some one needs a girlfriend... 1271092181229 Anonymous: i don get wat the head is fer 1271102048494 Moongrim: Rush Limbaugh sex toy 1271285948206 Anonymous: This is what you get when you reduce a woman down to her basic useful features. the cockhead at the top should be a mouth though. 1279514045823 ǝsnɐɹqןǝɯɯıd: SPEAK TO ME BREASTOR!! 1279838150507 the7rafe7: and the head on the end just in case you go gay 1279846094887 Anonymous: the anus is on the back of course 1279861785631 Anonymous: lol 1279904023947 Jodlerboy: Serious case of "Vagina Pectoris" in need of a Penis-cillin-injektion 1280877866132 Panther: Holy shit! Someone found my genitals! I've been looking for it for like a week. I got all shit faced at my doctor buddy's house and... wait a minute... that dirty fucking asshole! Fuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! 1280908161960 ThelemicMage: It's actually a muslim (trap) device. Obvious sexual trap is obvious. It's designed to cut off a muslim man's dick if he tries any form of masturbation. The button on the right is to blow himself up after he realizes he's commited a haenous sin and lost his dick. 1280911758573 anonymous :S: better than fucking your mother and then catch aids .... SOB 1280919717246 Anonymous: he he great toy 1309523617955 djh123: definition of lonely 1312449115955 atobtoc: the gland there makes this so gay 1312449753993 BnSneky: hahahahaha 1312450526216 Anonymous: RIP Cher (ugly kike) 1312452752672 Anonymous: It is a ditsna (dick,tits vagina) 1312567276948 Lyle Vertigo: Looks like a bug wearing a beanie. 1312581049769 Anonymous: it's a Priština 1312721080621 MarkosT: it's a trap to prevent you perverts from actually interacting with humans 1312732050806 Wellblech: when you cum inside of this thing and keep fucking it, the cum's gonna spout out of the nipples and the glans! it's wonderful. 1312750602677 Anonymous: wat 1316497952273 Anonymous: Hetro sexual toy but will please your gay friend, pound the pussy,squeeze the tits cum in you friends mouth.....everyones happy. 1390098620333 Anonymous: nothing sex 1390361406380 Anonymous: i got me this and it was awesome til i found out it's quite a dickhead. 1390430440571 Springer: For some on C4C it will need feet 1390431079618 Anonymous: for Some IT will need BLOOD 1390552922429 confucious says: star wars costume?? 1390570006509 Anonymous: RIP Marilyn Manson 1395044837208 liplocker_code3: Two brisk walks a day, is that enough? 1395349811585 gfe87 gross 1460546350323 SHDAD75: It's the perfect woman if it also cooks. 1460776782875 Anonymous: It has/is a dickhead. 1516909929223 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 0 , hated by 1 (last: Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/43572/Sex_toy

THINGS TO SAY DURING SEX

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1266552605265.gif Info: GIF, 66 Kbytes (1221x789) Added by: AcidAlchemy (Feb 19, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Your Online Guide :) 1266947653248 Anonymous: NO_DONT_STOP____seriously.... 1277936864960 DutchGuy: rwuuunoo oolooluu 1277941118878 Anonymous: great ! 1278850051871 Anonymous: beautiful like A moon? 1278916537726 Anonymous: Heil hitler!!!! xD fuck yeeeeah!!! 1280003219646 sickfuck88: stop resisting 1280044532210 sickfuck88: don't tell mommy and daddy about this 1280155100427 Anonymous: LMFAO i loled at "bestial wail" HAHA 1282626936613 Rorix: WHO'S YOUR ABUSIVE STEPFATHER, BITCH? 1287776829244 Anonymous: I JUST POOPED -- A LOT -- ON YOUR DOG 1287777393378 BnSneky: Fuck you Bitch 1287777450678 che: your sister lets me do anal...oops, wrong thread... 1287781313180 fLARP: Hey, I don't see, "where's my money?" 1287785772167 (show all comments) Anonymous: give me head or ile fucking kill you 1287801330592 Clownichter: "Well, it wasnt me" 1287804346779 nameless: THANKS ALOT PEACHES 1287815408604 Bongochops: Don't forget to make Tarzan noises when you reach the finish line 1287818962626 Five1337: Thanks... Here's a dollar.. in change.. mostly pennies.. 1287820334773 Anonymous: hail satan!! 1287825908490 gypsygreen: Bravo...nice work to the creator of this ! 1365814747977 Anonymous: @ sickfuck: Pedobear approves; Chris Hansen, not so much. Also: "That was great, Sis!" 1365818936552 Anonymous: the L word is a really bad idea 1365852069887 Anonymous: "Heil Hitler" might be fun to shout at the time of climax, if you were fucking a Jewish girl. But I fear it might be a one-night stand... 1462646502487 The Original Spoon: "You're so hard!" and "Put it back in!" (when it pops out) are nice to hear 1462680842247 Anonymous: Things to say? "Luke, I'm your father." 1516904175702 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Quantum69 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/93481/THINGS_TO_SAY_DURING_SEX

There is always hope for a better life. - Be strong and stay positive!

sex change (5) , timeline (31) , trap (120) , before and after (50) , hrt (6)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1294206269879.png Info: PNG, 987 Kbytes (1470x600) Added by: iprobablyhateyou (Jan 5, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse paraSol: swoit dial :) 1294206962197 Anonymous: is is fake amirite ? 1294219582843 AvAL: ^Yuarite. 1294219628860 Anonymous: ^ Agreed. 1294238728335 iprobablyhateyou: hormone replacement therapy is real 1294239277380 Anonymous: ^ you scaring me dude fo' real ! 1294245504802 Anonymous: i'd do either way. no kissing on mouth tho. 1294285987370 Anonymous: op fail 1294286184267 bluemax: Take a blow job though! 1294286773264 Anonymous: I would kill, then die, somewhere else. 1299569229898 Staples: Oh muh godz... if i find this hot am i gaiz? 1299570865485 crazyassmofo: Utter bullshit 1299602398103 Anonymous: does it swallow? 1299603782697 DogPig: Fuckin eh? 1299604535457 (show all comments) pocket: Good luck trapping a man- wait till third base to drop the bomb. 1299604961244 Anonymous: while she definitely looks like she was once a man they don't look at all alike to me =/ fayke 1299635340795 Anonymous: absolutely doable 1299642369350 Anonymous: After looking at the last pic thinking how i would fuck her then realising its a man... Im gonna puke now thx bye 1299676343792 pop3: time for a good game of cornhole 1299682536448 Anonymous: .....disturbing 1299685308329 Anonymous: soooo.... shes a man? 1299700396348 MDMA: you neverr know nowadays.... always ask to see the birth certificate 1299708749275 DogPig: ^ no shit. What's this world coming to? Between it getting harder to tell whats 14 or 18, what's male or female; we have to ask to see birth certificate before having sex... (?) 1299708997127 BnSneky: fuck that 1299709509616 Kennedy: FAKE she is hawt and has a completley different skullstructure. even on hormones your skeleton wont change, and if it does, many years bro, many years 1300577786844 MorpheusOne: You gotta be careful these days! You take a girl out, you wine her, you dine her, and when you finally stick your hand up a girls skirt/down a girls pants your holding a tree trunk.... Gross!! ...I hope the pics of her, being represented as him, are fake! 1301497363253 rock: damn..i hate this 1301498691447 Zorro: WTFAAAAAAAAAAAK 1301498788397 Anonymous: You know you are all curious! I dont mind admitting it - I've even done it! 1301523637424 Anonymous: ppl, if it was thaaaaat easy with the effects sooo incredible, then life would be wunderbaum, unfortunately it isn't so sweet w. effect so amazing... and first of all - doesn't last one fuckin year! 1301523930468 Anonymous: is there a pill to make your penis bigger and you more muscular? what is the inverse of HRT... 1301527576275 Anonymous: your hot, kan i suck your dick 1301717509645 Anonymous: man I would do anything with this beautiful man woman 1303243685252 Bad Boy Bubby: i'd hit it. 1303266921753 Anonymous: I heard this also worked for Nickeh43 - He used to be Nick43 1303267314122 Asphaltkllr: NICE TRAP 1303272535325 FuCkNuT: I would fuck it... 1303348072720 Anonymous: Fucking awesome man 1304513119496 Penis Hugger: I wanna cum in her and think of how she would like when she was a fat beer drinking guy with a beard smiling at me 1305153801504 Nigger Doofus: ooga bonga! 1305157506579 Anonymous: definitely positive (>HIV) 1305420128631 Anonymous: Ellery Sweet, fucking hot trap 1309562638511 Anonymous: sup dude!? 1309562928153 Wälse: HRT, cssss… next time, just try to shave motherfucker 1309564691754 Anonymous: if this is true then good for him/her why pretend you are something you weren't 1309572639694 Anonymous: in fact, it was the other way round. 1309623403455 NorwayJunkie: Hmm... good for u guy.. umm girl :/ 1309645051356 Francesca: Faggots these days...become way too hi-tech... 1309653628909 Anonymous: you fail at life 1309810930123 Anonymous: you look good - respect at least someones been honest about it 1309816898426 Anonymous: Your lovely, yum 1315441961723 Anonymous: Want. 1316165787407 cybersinner: I would fuck her...she is cute...just saying... 1316210533370 Anonymous: that is seriously hot fucking cute id bang that 1316218287681 Anonymous: I'd hit it...with a truck! 1316384696903 Anonymous: there should be a death penalty for those guys :D 1316436398150 RamboSerpico: BULLSHIT 1319573053353 Toxified: love how there is so many Anon's. I'd hit it, looks good. 1319588308847 Anonymous: fake, the chin doesn't match, hrt doesn't shrink chins, never mind the shoulders. 1323436819218 Anonymous: For a trap he looks fuckable. 1323439179119 Anonymous: I'd fuck the fuck out of that transgender fucker. 1323457221615 GIGAFAKE: This is the FAKEST thing that i have seen today 1323460180681 Vincent859: Well, just stay strong and positive and rainbows will start shooting out of your ass. .. or angels... or fairies.. or. .. OH FUCK IT... nevernind. 1323460296423 Anonymous: 'be strong and stay positive' HIV Positive! 1323469362843 Anonymous: wow. it took me a second. i thought that was his girlfriend 1323491859116 m4k3k3: die 1323898748732 Anonymous: shes not fake ive fucked her srsly 1326477435865 Anonymous: ^Syphilic ? 1326481456551 HWood: ^ no, that's idrankallthebeer... 1326481545702 Anonymous: Sometimes I feel like my girly outside (born a woman and still am 100%) doesn't match my aggressive no nonsense attitude and people still call me "sweetie" in a demeaning way. But I am not going to get a species change into a lion because of it. 1326743672271 Anonymous that should do 1326773466162 Anonymous: ^ OMG... I wanna watch that thing bang a girl! 1326827998289 -Looktits: I would fuck that dude/chick all night long... but then i do love cock 1326842648381 Bunglicker: Not sure if this is fake. A little help people. If it's real than it's the best. Went from disgusting, unshaven, Joe Sixpack man-pig, to smoking-hot sex-pot very fast. My bullshit detector is going off though. 1334585344524 Anonymous: Er...um...uh...oh heck, I like her. 1362963731665 Anonymous: Probably still has a cock and still takes it in the ass. 1364357528714 Anonymous: So now my only hope in life is to find a transgendered lover? *Sigh*...why not?? 1364412395367 Zorro: Chicks with dicks! Is still gay 1364412449183 Quantum69: ^Why would you want to date a woman who is a man for? Or vice-versa? 1364412465693 Zorro: ^i would not, but i would touch the tits 1364412548575 Quantum69: ^^Lol Zo, this comment was actually meant for ^^^^that anon instead 1364412644745 Zorro: This can't be a coincidence Q, god wants you to be with me 1364412798933 pepe64: Does it SMELL like a woman. That's what I want to know. 1364414122439 Zorro: ^lol i bed he/she still smells like a dude when she/he sweats 1364414221660 Anonymous: ^if hormone therapy then it smells like a woman 1364414792162 Zorro: what kind of stuff does a hormone dosing "it" ejaculate? 1364414878254 Anonymous: I'm bettin' there's still a cock down there. 1364498806183 xxxguyxxx: i would fuck it 1373017739333 Anoman: Die, you freak. 1373037652775 RhinoVirus: Fake. 1373038477272 RhinoVirus: www.ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/conway/TS/SRS.html#anchor66325 1373038559241 Anonymous: Now Heshe's ready for himher's big black dick prepare white bois this is yo future hahaha 1378863738795 Anonymous: This reeks of bullshit! 1379078877239 Anonymous: . 1379275799469 fckGreedjews: @8795 Good/Fun you admit you niggers are faggots. 1379337700385 Anonymous: RIP Sarah Swiss 1379338213514 Anonymous: wow she is really beautiful! I'd tap that!!! 1428090497885 Anonymous: Nice that she's happy. Good for her. 1428107023639 Anonymous take a bullet in his head, fucking transfaggot 1454321577882 Anonymous: This is Fucking scary. This means any pretty girl or guy or could be one of those THINGS!!! Need petiton to have these dealt with exactly like the lepers in Ben-Hur 1459267524417 Anonymous: Well, that one's GAY positive. 1459279445985 Anonymous: I'd like to have sexxx with her bottom 1464806113623 confucius says:: now he/she fucks the same dudes it was before worthless circle of shame 1464871217136 Anonymous: If this is Ellery Sweet, sHE was doing herion during her shows. She has obviously been banned. Really a sad sight. 1464881213294 TSING FONG: oh the horror 1476061207169 Anonymous: if that is real, i would canoodle and snuggle with that in a winter ski lodge, fuck yeah 1477537721397 Anonymous: I always thought those testing positive got weaker... 1478205441636 Anonymous: I refuse to believe it 1511837852130 chef4vagi: do you get to save your junk in formaldehyde 1515703539924 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: Neonie tomwinter007 NonComposMentis MorpheusOne ) , hated by 1 (last: Quantum69 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/163127/There_is_always_hope_for_a_better_life._-_Be_strong_and_stay_positive!

Bridge sex

bridge (63) , sex (488)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1255657843748.jpg Info: JPG, 205 Kbytes (800x753) Added by: wupme (Oct 16, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Hughbie: Hmm I wonder if alcohol was invovled? Alcohol...can you clarify this please? 1255659354880 Pyro: Best drinkin/smokin story of that guys life 1255659659650 Jewboy: Not the best place to get drunk I think. 1255659942479 Pyro: No but he could honestly tell his buddies he fucked on top of the bridge 1255660364987 DannDruff: Alcohol, yes he's there. Look at the middle pic on the bottom row, next to the Coke 1255890151861 Anonymous: not quite the mile high club is it 1258240023496 anonymous: i love the forty oz 1258249968869 alpinellama1: how bout me you a bridge sum coke and sum whiskey lol 1258254511584 Anonymous: Chivas and coke? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? CHIVAS DOESN'T MIX WITH ANYTHING 1258282040261 TASTYbacon hahahahaha DERP! 1258330547938 Anonymous: oh shit shes falling 1259995546359 crackerkiller5: i could happen 1259996084310 Redrocco: looks like it would be a rush 1260029216405 negro: in estonia 1260475004236 (show all comments) wrong¡: HOLY SHIT THEY DON'T HAVE ICE!! 1265689676268 OmenKun: Homeless sex? 1265704504447 Alcohol: @1255659354880 i would rather be raped from a 15 inch black cock than helping these ugly fuckers to get laid dude 1266072945780 Hughbie: ^HOLY FUCK!!! Alcohol...you;ve responded....and..might I add when I'm back in town.....So...these ugly cunts should just be shot off the bridge? 1266073107174 Alcohol: yeah shoot the fucking shit out of their fucking ugly arses... but dont drink anything of me or youll miss 1266086726735 jhenry922: Then after coming they both get up to pee, he falls in the river and drwons she lands on the road in front of a bus and gets GORFED 1275436139652 Anonymous: two words....two men. end 1276155598277 Anonymous: Shit I live in this City it is Tartu. 1276163186436 mom102938: She beat me in the "Weirdest place you've had sex" category 1280298518524 Anonymous: Damn, I gotta convince my girl to try that 1280299278915 Anonymous: Only in Estonia : P 1280307112701 Anonymous: what a fucking WHORE taking advantage of that poor guy up there, just because he's drunk. I think that constitutes MALE RAPE. Why has no one sent this picture to the cops yet !? 1280318774493 Anonymous: No thx. Too high 1281373359960 Aurora: They win the duck... 1281584837793 Anonymous: lol when they fall off 1281587644298 ElCapitan: best way to cheat on someone 1281685041518 Grave: Bridge sex is bridge 1281685985422 waberlohe: ginger girls are fucken crazy 1290772193123 Anonymous: if thats from a survaillance camera, thats some crazy quality. 1291041298271 FluffyTaco: sweatness 1292071227815 Lickathesplit: Fine spot dude, after your done you can throw her ginger ass off 1292073415856 Anonymous: GingaNinja rapes drunk guy... 1292831389140 Anonymous: See...this is why we can't have nice things! 1292832523487 Weed: F*ck Lola Fuck. 1292858225258 BnSneky: nice 1292859129635 Anonymous: WHY ARE THEY DRINKING SO EARLY IN THE DAY?! 1292860357632 Alcohol: Hey Hughbie you see that bottle that looks like wiskey? That's my cousin Jack Daniels 1292880191578 Anonymous: What rush? 1293799533534 Anonymous: Ride it high 1306351911774 Anonymous: ark 1505931025928 Anonymous: Where 's that earthquake when you need it? 1505939887583 Anonymous: And during the course of that intercourse, they get so fucking pissed from the booze they brought, that they fall off the bridge when they're trying to get down again. 1515254563494 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: Quantum69 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/59984/Bridge_sex

Lama sex

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Source: SUBMIT / URL URL: http://www.gagspace.com/imgsrc/lamahs_s3x.jpg Info: JPG, 39 Kbytes (320x492) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Mar 18, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: LLama sex 1245518543867 Anonymous: Llol 1245527883981 Anonymous: thats right bitch we now who daddy is 1246519478617 sickfuck88: take it whore 1289023005162 Flarp It's a party! 1289025384144 Leashedhate: RIP The Regans. 1289031260576 BnSneky: needs to be niggers in there 1289033599431 Anonymous: spit on her back after you're done 1289041176215 sickfuck88: i usually do 1289041218249 blablablue: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL!!!! 1289064340605 Anonymous: gentlemen 1302146750123 MadNiggerish: like a sweater 1357352629146 CrackSnacker: It's like a skinny guy trying to fuck a fat girl. Don't pull a hamstring... 1357353364909 rocky7: who said Lamas are lame Ass ?! 1357376510486 (show all comments) Quantum69: Llama's are so funny, even when they fuck each other 1357376619963 Anonymous: Your just mad your white bitch wishes she was that purple animal...hahahahahha 1376555445990 Anonymous: Ramma Llama Ding Dong" 1514546878259 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/4574/Lama_sex

Toilet sex

toilet (132) , sex (488)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1236719126462.gif Info: GIF, 26 Kbytes (459x300) Added by: *.externet.hu (Mar 11, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: DUNKIN TOILETS 1266749484971 Anonymous: You're doing it wrong. 1267948222686 Anonymous: goatse 1267949466866 Sparty: how bto piss whit a boner? 1267953708730 Anonymous: Fail. 1271139552229 The Truth: How to pass a kidney stone 1271141293225 Tabris: How to pee with morning wood 1271152036827 anonymous: haaagooona mundoe ! 1271423832618 NiceAssFag: How gay people masterbate. 1271648078394 Aalfred666: He's fucking his shit island!! 1271653539101 Anonymous: that's what I do when I can't bend down my hard-on in the morning. 1278914806497 Jodlerboy: Oh man, what a crazy dream....! I was dreamin` that I was fucking a toilet....WTF?????? 1280878143665 The Dude: ^Funny. I dreamt i was in russia. And in Russia, Toilet Fucks YOU! 1287320755769 Anonymous: idiots 1297418395625 (show all comments) Anonymous: RULE34 1304993679299 Anonymous: HAHA 1405572219843 liplocker_code3: That's not how you use a plunger. 1405798873661 Anonymous: I wish I was that bowl 1405800038582 Anonymous: What a dream.. I was dreaming I was bumping a guy that was bumping a toilet ! 1407449716271 darkstan: ^Sick fuck. 1407555610515 obadiah: no need to bend your hard-on, just stand back a few yards 1407727259666 Anonymous: Masterbait? 1513106140460 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/3957/Toilet_sex

This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls, printed in the early 60's in the UK and explains why the world was much happier and peaceful then...!

women (376) , sex (488) , book (59) , education (6)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Captngeetch/60sSexEd.jpg Info: JPG, 75 Kbytes (773x494) Added by: Anonymous (May 19, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: fake 1305763212786 Captngeetch: Just go get me a sandwich and shut up 1305774272723 Captngeetch: 1305774627692 MrPerspective: ^ "To punish and enslave", bitch! Resistance is futile against the mighty Lord Megadong! 1305776668832 Anonymous: and women ignored everything they were told back then too 1305792021118 MrPerspective: ^ Example: "When you shag a negro, only give him your ass. For should you give birth to a little half-breed mongrel, it would not go without some embarrassing questions." (Pierre Louys, "Education Manual for Young Girls") 1306160505958 Midgeinc: Nice. 1306842974866 Anonymous: bring back the good old times 1306864616235 Anonymous: WIN 1306874697989 Anonymous: that was before mtv made complaining sluts out of them 1306875380684 nigel: i like it 1306896233116 Anonymous: get me a sammich 1307383856445 StormTrooper: "...mighty Lord Megadong"? LMFAO 1307421437712 Anonymous: N.B. When reliable sources quote other sources, they give titles, authors and dates, so that the original sources can be verified. When teenagers slap together bullshit, they say "This is an actual extract..." 1307434908145 (show all comments) RubberG: Whilst engaging in sexual copulation with a negro, it's important to note that the AIDS will rot you from the inside out. . 1307444583564 Banshee5: this is bullcrap 1307446574654 Banshee5: ^whoops, wasn't meant for this image, my bad 1307446591224 nigel: they new there place back then 1320200241592 Anonymous: deffinately written by men, and STILL agreed with by men around the world! 1320214210441 BnSneky: geeeeeez 1320224212422 Anonymous: 3 things women need to know: 1)samich, 2) blowjob, 3) STFU!!!!!!!! 1329678397683 Anonymous: sexual disobedience is a severe social disease 1329678574781 Anonymous: leads to hate, lack of discipline and bad blowjobs 1329678612340 lictor: 60's ? 17 or 18 60's ? 1332365788815 Anonymous: I'm Megatron and what is this? 1332369167680 huck1944: the women must have loved hearing that bs 1353103110106 SpaceBum: Ahh, a much simpler and happy time. ;') 1353122133477 Anonymous: That's Bretty Gud Advice :DDD 1512959721895 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 5 (last: LemmyLaffer deepseed nigel MrPerspective Captngeetch ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/176809/This_is_an_actual_extract_from_a_sex_education_school_textbook_for_girls,_printe d_in_the_early_60's_in_the_UK_and_explains_why_the_world_was_much_happier_and_pe aceful_then...!

Brazilian girl dies after a continuous orgasm of 12 minutes with a friend

orgasm (19) , sex (488) , death (91) , story (202)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.imgur.com/yPtyh.jpg Info: JPG, 169 Kbytes (603x889) Added by: Anonymous (Dec 9, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Quantum69: Wow..................just, wow man. geeez, i'd feel more sorry for her but it sounds like she had the time of her life... 1323472652250 KamikazeProject: f.a.k.e. 1323472928717 Anonymous: "MURDER without intent to kill" ………yeah right 1323487232730 Moongrim: So, how exactly did they manage this? 1323533762320 HungLoh: I call bullshit on this until I see it published by a reputable source. "Eyes spinning around in her head."? Oh, please. Sounds like the Exorcist. 1323534130895 Anonymous: Sounds like Fox News bullshit... 1323536247717 iprobablyhateyou: sounds like a good way to go 1323537092590 Anonymous: Zooey Deschanel... 1323537501749 Anonymous: it seems to have appeared on facebook, so it must be true 1323537701225 Anonymous: I don't know if it's true but that's the way I want to die 1328766109732 Anonymous: "Murder WITHOUT intent to kill"?? WHAT THE FUCK?! 1328792553891 Hughbie: she ran after the ambulance eh? So it was already there? 1328796457352 Anonymous: i'd like to have that ability - would work wonders, better than borgia age poison and possibly undetectable afterwards 1328796517468 Anonymous: snu-snu! 1328839406554 (show all comments) JosefFritzl: Yeah, dykes do it best. 1329135896263 BnSneky: Whoa those dsl's 1329137319214 Anonymous: complete dreamfest - fake go wank elsewhere 1329165978358 Anonymous: video or gtfo, would be a cool snuff movie 1329167780597 LemmyLaffer LOL "friend", "present during" 1332608499139 Anonymous: Fuck this noise. Last time I put my cock up a corpses stoma I topped the 14 min mark and I'm still here 1332610725848 Irishperson: This is exactly how I want to die. 1345063647310 Anonymous: Doesn't matter had sex. 1345065646289 Canucklehead: never got the smile off her face! 1345065774256 Arschloch33: What a way to go 1345068553580 Anonymous: zooey deschanel, those are her lips...i recognize them anywhere 1363044611345 Anonymous: this is why we don't give women orgasms 1366375558210 Anonymous: dumb was to die sex version 1366425880953 Cheesecake: yes that's zooey deschanel 1422185184708 Anonymous: Ahem... you're welcome, Bianca 1422546346869 Anonymous: And you read about it on chan4chan first, of course it happened! 1511557503222 Anonymous: Asshole after newly extracted dick. Same diff. 1511644021815 Anonymous: death by ooga booga 1512272606858 Pity party: 'A detailed and lengthy set of lies': 1512272767271 Anonymous: still fake news. 1512280493759 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: xaxx ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/197589/Brazilian_girl_dies_after_a_continuous_orgasm_of_12_minutes_with_a_friend

Sex bug photo

sex (488) , bug (38) , photo (1835)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://1x.com/OEfullSize/37493-fullsize.jpg Info: JPG, 171 Kbytes (900x600) Added by: cliptoe (Nov 3, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Nickeh43: insect pr0n? 1288826918224 Burrgeezy: butsecks? 1288827549667 Bemol: fap fap fap 1288828514390 Greeft: Insex. 1288830065392 azo9swall0ded: buttsect! 1288930180515 sickfuck88: take it whore 1288934520419 Quantum69: hehe, like a BAWS!!! 1357467196920 Anonymous: sex Photo 1377240550543 Anonymous: Bucking fugs! 1377326701583 Anonymous: Yeah, but wait till the morning when she say's she's pregnant. 1377327203646 loggerman: UmmHumm cum'er and gimmie dat bettle pussy you bug whore!! 1377393701992 bad brains: gettin it 1377663546958 darkstan: Hot. 1391740059625 Anonymous: who would dick my mother down, make her take you all cocks in her pussy and make my sisters eat the cum out of there mother's cunt. 1393533898442 (show all comments) Anonymous: YOUNG GIRLS 1393535069676 Anonymous: wow its a horn big 1401165075332 liplocker_code3: That's how Volkswagen Beetles are made. 1413750891466 Anonymous: Don't bug me man, Don't bug me ! 1414015199918 Anonymous: I wonder if they feel anything, like, at all? 1511990227404 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: darkstan badbrains Ardamel Quantum69 ) , hated by 1 (last: Stalker ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/155876/Sex_bug_photo

THE TOP 50 MISTAKES WOMEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX

info (382) , sex (488) , mistake (3) , women (376) , advice (280)

Source: WEB / apina URL: http://termite.apcdn.com/full/36143.jpg Info: JPG, 754 Kbytes (1006x7078) Added by: Redrocco (Feb 14, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Hughbie: classic...about time one of these rolled up 1329198098989 Everdark: lulz 1329200527321 Anonymous: should put it on a valentinescard 1329264645582 darkstan: ^Should be put on almost everything. This is a thoughtful and totally accurate list. 1329355148382 Dick Gazinya: The Cosmo references were perfect. Who comes up with the shit they print? 1329355663312 Anonymous: This was awesome. Spot on the whole way through 1329406937273 Anonymous: Even if they read it they won't learn anything. 1329407807362 anonymous: Gee I wish I had television too so I could know about these problems you folks have. 1330330083367 aPPLEkACK: It's good, but there are still things missing. 1420783289696 Anonymous: Nothing worse than going downtown, finding a jungle there, and end up mostly spitting out and choking on pussy hair. Also... don't ask what we're thinking right after sex. Mostly, we're thinking that we just want to sleep. 1420792089549 Anonymous: hello? 1420796895121 Anonymous: hey what is his? 1420796909106 Anonymous: TLDR 1421125803489 Anonymous: #4: Think of it like, women produce one egg. It takes "this" much energy to create one. How much energy does it take to produce 200×10⁶ sperms? No wonder men are tired. 1511651240456 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 7 (last: Lexicon Fr0z7y1337 aPPLEkACK ScrotumLips DickGazinya ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/205188/THE_TOP_50_MISTAKES_WOMEN_MAKE_WHILE_HAVING_SEX

We can hear you having sex

wifi (6) , sex (488) , loud (4)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://media.noob.us/passiveaggressivewifi.jpg Info: JPG, 193 Kbytes (476x496) Added by: *.gagspace.com (Jun 8, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: o lol 1249954002706 Anonymous: nice one 1249967258371 FluffyTaco: our neighbors call the cops on us all the time 1292071629513 Lickathesplit: No you can't... 1292073022539 Greeft: WEP encrypted, hack that shit in under 10 minutes and change the SSID to "we don't care". 1292075920161 The_GoOD: LOL !!! 1292081776698 Anonymous: I thought Carol channing was dead 1292171717673 Das ℜeich: i can hear you downloading CP... and i smell it, too 1292460080975 Anonymous: just changed my SSID to that. 1292463003152 Anonymous: LOL. Carol Channing?! 1292463296680 gmd: haha 1292471923215 Anonymous: hi 1298922728305 Anonymous: Only funny until some asshole calls the police accusing you of spying. 1429677449968 Anonymous: giraffes having sex. and i thought my neighbours music was bad 1429816036569 (show all comments) Anonymous: Hah! Should name it "Free CP" and see how many break in attempts you get. Logging everything, of course. ¦:}< 1511212363935 Anonymous: Maybe I'll name mine "Chan4channing" or "Your daughter swallows" or even "Potzebie Syndrome" 1511545506253 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/24948/We_can_hear_you_having_sex

SEX

sex (488) , beard (45) , t-shirt (73)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1238614438203.jpg Info: JPG, 58 Kbytes (700x498) Added by: *.simnet.is (Apr 1, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: He's not getting any.... 1241209153445 Sanjay Jha: Santa in the off season 1245840049340 Anonymous: careful, he might empty plastic bottle you to death... 1245841857824 Anonymous: Sex is duel wielding bottled water! 1245851829267 Anonymous: it's technoviking's grandpa! 1245858033143 Anonymous: to Moria for sex!! 1245880589440 Anonymous: To hell with this im rolling Orc!!! 1248274728454 wichser: never to come true 1258058181128 weeone: If he can get laid, anyone should be able to 1258058399863 PlaugedByLife: nice armband 1258066214325 4chansucks: bitter beer face 1258075679893 Anonymous: Master Roshi? 1258283023572 Anonymous: DICKS! 1258287017454 Anonymous: Santa claus on summer holiday 1258395104250 (show all comments) DeathRabbit: Gimli's taller brother. 1258396775489 Anonymous: It's MC Vspyshkin, Russian popular MC :) 1258581557352 phadrus: NOT!!! 1259602098177 Anonymous: ^phadrus stop submitting homo pics and kill yourself you queer 1259602706953 Anonymous: SANTA IS LOOKING FOR A HO HO HO! 1265462171993 Anonymous: No thanks 1269509539378 nameless: HE IS A MOTHERFUCKER. 1270731934495 ILoveyouBitches: fap fap fap 1270733491157 MrShey: I think he is the long lost brother of "Techno Viking" 1271731594500 Anonymous: I cought him looking at my little sister 1271734613264 Anonymous: Whether you want it or not! 1291523221732 Anonymous: A more recent photo of Randy "Macho Man" Savage. OH YEAH. 1291577070335 Randy Savage: Snap into a Slim Jim, Brother. OH YEAH ! ! ! 1291591838826 Anonymous: MC Vspyshkin, russian epic deejay :D <3 1306567838630 Anonymous: dedushka.ru 1306568044654 Peckerhead: The return of Popeye 1322064934535 Booboodice: I used to have sex, then I took an arrow in the knee 1322726404728 cybersinner: ...OR NOT <--What it says on the back. 1322875410265 Anonymous: Santa just divorced. 1322987822336 Anonymous: the almighty sex machine 1364556362448 tokerator: Steroids in the Purina Dwarf Chow. 1364557521230 WillieBillBob: ♫♪♫ I'm Popeye the biker man... I piss in an old tin can. Me arms look all hairy, but I'm just a fairy... I'm Popeye the biker man. ♫♪♫ 1364565683359 cybersinner: ^lulz 1364566064668 Anonymous: R.I.P hulk hogan 1364576554922 Anonymous: Yes. With a light socket. 1365570105127 herbert halm: haven't get laid for 30 years 1365583365252 varcolaci: RIP Moongrim 1365630128633 Anonymous: RIP Catweazle. 1428236835757 Anonymous: ^LOL faarkkk now thats a blast from the past. 1428240111513 Anonymous: Now we know what Macho Man Randy Savage would have looked like as an old man. RIP Macho King. Oooooooooh YEAH!! Dig it, yeah. 1428299943431 Anonymous: RIP Popeye 1428311768849 Anonymous: RIP: Geoffrey Bayldon (1924–2017) 1511288724950 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/7359/SEX

That was my one and only experiment with butt love.

beads (13) , story (202) , anal (146) , sex (488) , fail (639)

Source: WEB / tehgiraffe URL: http://tehgiraffe.com/pix/2011/08/1312491343-AnalBeads.jpg Info: JPG, 62 Kbytes (473x444) Added by: Choadboy (Aug 5, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse RKB: ROTFL! 1312553833903 Hughbie: lesson learnt....welcome to life son... 1312558315276 Lickathesplit: Hahahahahahahahaha, oh fuck !! That got me lolling like crazy... I'm wondering if he has developed issues with the lawnmower now... 1312571276581 HanoverRed: Shit Happens 1312576545139 Anonymous: thats how the red sock was invented 1312722425151 fiveby5: at least he wasn't experimenting with getting his red wings. that could've gone all kinds of wrong in these incapable hands 1312733345968 Anonymous: maybe someday hewill find a girl that can suck-start a Harley... LOL 1312733638800 Flarp: That is fucking hillarious. He should get some kind of a prize, or something. 1313242651892 Anonymous: LOOOL 1313244202307 Teufel69: I thgink I just peed myself laughing 1313277922484 Dollar Bill: With age comes wisdom. Keep seeking, Monty... 1320990300853 clownichter: Very cool story brooo! 1320990888521 BnSneky: what a dumb-ass 1321008890604 Christsmegma: "some poop involved" hahahahaha 1323829036823 (show all comments) old european: Dirty Yanks, obsessed with sodomy. 1331473365810 Anonymous: cool story bro! 1331494163922 Jessica incest broth: lawn mower all the way baby! 1332941772535 Anonymous: You're gonna let a little poop stop you? Pussy. 1335416905119 Arschloch33: Grow up and take it like a man 1335657666948 Anonymous: rip-starting a lawnmower??? ROFLMAO!! 1366788960319 Quantum69: Hehehehehe, Fucking nice! 1366789054128 Anonymous: lol..."her bad place"...riiiip... 1399803368888 Anonymous: her butt now going beads deep lol 1444860447395 Anonymous nubie 1444860489331 Khalthar: OMG! Did he tore her bung hole out???? 1444949520279 Anonymous: Somebody filmed a porn comedy, this scene would be a given success! ¦D 1510868358478 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: Quantum69 Nemno Jewelthief86 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/183922/That_was_my_one_and_only_experiment_with_butt_love.

Disney penis sex mickey mouse

disney (24) , penis (1049) , sex (488) , mickey mouse (11)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://what-the-fail.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/disney-mickey-mouse-image-fail.jpg Info: JPG, 33 Kbytes (600x398) Added by: foojang (Mar 24, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Westin: BLADID! it helps you jizz! 1301014620121 Weed: When you dick turns blue, rape is justified. 1301021214958 GibblesNBits: its a trap! 1301021322933 lily84: hahahaha 1301104776706 Aganonymous: LOL! 1301654687213 Captngeetch: Good one.... What a crafty jew bastard eh ? 1301690446722 pocket: there is no way you can unsee that. 1301691101122 Anonymous: i don't see what the 'original' is supposed to be. are those minnie's boobs? her hands? or what. 1301695629623 Limerick: ^Head = shoulder, shaft = side of body, scrotum = dress frills. 1301695746363 Anonymous: Not convinced about the head=shoulders part. Where are her arms? 1301695858540 Anonymousg of rubber: HAHAHHAHAHA!!!! 1301710535150 GibblesNBits: her arms are around mickeys neck.. what are you fucking blind?... got a little derp derp going on?... 1302059386801 GhostWind: this is just strange... 1302059494992 Pyro: well....... my childhood just got more epic 1302070491800 (show all comments) Anonymous: those are some goddamn huge shoulders. 1302095194170 Anonymous: circumsized penis! JUDEN! 1303031260114 admackbar: ^ lol jewsss... 1303031334871 strawberriez: she has puffy sleeves anon -_- herpderp 1310873214331 MrPerspective: Not a fail at all. Truth is, there's a very long STANDING(!) tradition amond Disney artists to hide subliminal porn in their work (alongside the more official "hidden Mickeys"). They say if you frame-forward Snow White, you can see the cutesy annimuls taking a dump. 1311551051993 djh123: ^interesting that you saw that^ 1311551113547 Anonymous: disiney strikes again 1311553827192 MarkosT: ^^^ who says the old timers didn't know how to have fun? and they'd smoke around the printing fumes too, those were the good times! 1311560982459 CopKillerForLife: Wow That's a fucking cock 1333501818762 Arschloch33: well done, my dear 1333926480671 The Original Spoon: Now, see, that's cool. 1334001275441 Anonymous: Walt Disney was a strange man 1340490528758 Quantum69: Almost like he's jacking off that blue cock into his mouth while his red shorts is paralysed with shock. 1356164366508 Anonymous: Mickey has no cock in his pants, Minnie IS an erect penis. Disney is just fucked up and people who let their children watch Disney and all that Hollywood "kids"-crap are just as fucked in the head. 1356169995339 Anonymous: Enjoy your blue cock, DisneyFags 1356170001230 Bulbasaur111919: ^^ oops, your conspiracy theory is poking out from under your tin foil hat. Better stick it back before the NWO send over their black helecopters. 1356210554229 Anonymous: ^ hmm, your attempt of thinking failed. better suck that blue cock my friend! 1356228696332 Bulbasaur111919: Cool, so disagreeing that Disney and Hollywood have an agenda to, what, expose children to sexual imagery equates to me being unable to think? Well reasoned sir. 1356260955974 Bastrock: ^hidden sexual imagery isn't exactly the problem - their agenda is to mindfuck as many kids on this planet as possible. 1356643297857 gfebgtgan 1481703772374 Anonymous: ^Careful! Wishing for "a girl waiste high" might not actually be such a hot idea. 1481754746998 Tai Lopez 1510018565363 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 4 (last: Quantum69 twistedhick Sallatos Furore23 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/172381/Disney_penis_sex_mickey_mouse

EMERGENCY! - You're doing it wrong

sex (488) , medical (33) , urethra (1) , story (202) , vagina (226) , fail (639)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.imgur.com/mSqFJ.jpg Info: JPG, 256 Kbytes (1827x765) Added by: Anonymous (Feb 3, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Deadache: OMG. I'm speechless. 1328264634945 Anonymous: so thats the recipe to stay childless then? 1328264978456 Anonymous: not as smelly as the anus, k 1328264997286 Lolusername69: surely the first time must have been like an elephant fucking a mouse! 1328269329804 Moongrim: Homeschooled Sex Ed. 1328276799948 greyhoundpaul: taking it in the pee hole for 52 years. Holy shit! 1328278921185 Anonymous: Damn they were doing it wrong!!! 1330634729347 Hakuma: His dick must have been miniscule. 1330640114593 MadNiggerish: WHAT THE FUCK 1330640210295 Quantum69: What......did i just read? 'O_O' 1330640471929 LemmyLaffer: Is "Emergency!" the title of the book? I bloody want to read more... I'm speechless too... 1330641243366 Grund1e: I'm guessing she never took a load in the mouth either. 1330652813517 Queefly: Stupid hillbillies...... 1330653082112 Anonymous: Truth - truly - is stranger than fiction. 1330663644910 (show all comments) veranet: Alabama education FTW 1330708952298 HungLoh: I'll bet she was a tight fuck. 1330709057674 Irishperson: Is why he never asked for anal. 1331591453167 liplocker_code3: And he probably had a puny dick. 1416591435764 Anonymous: This post made me dizzy. 1416644148925 Anonymous: And he probably still didn't find her clitoris! 1417061702321 Magister: That is fucking foul...... 1471453603248 Ariebabana: This made me cum trough my sphincter.... if thats what its called anyway...? 1471479493870 Anonymous: Relitards... 1509648737653 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Nemno LemmyLaffer ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/203771/EMERGENCY!_-_You're_doing_it_wrong

Sushi sex rule 34

sushi (10) , sex (488) , rule 34 (177)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1273026682316.jpg Info: JPG, 78 Kbytes (450x340) Added by: Anonymous (May 5, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: all my faps are belong to fishfood. 1274834950834 Anonymous: spam sushi??!? BLAHGRPHPPTT!! 1274900591966 Anonymous: spushi sex.....where's the vid? 1274953116746 Anonymous: pigtailchan 1274953350801 Anonymous: spam is the shit 1274963680692 Synonymous: spam is shit 1274966563240 Anonymous: that's actually a spam musubi. the spam is fried, and it is fuckin deelicious 1276072239218 niklas: saushi 1280075113936 fingerofdoom: i love sushi... 1280075498845 Anonymous: this looks like the best sushi evar. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm spammmmm on my spammm 1280075958975 Anonymous: I'm hungry now 1280082164715 Anonymous: omnomnom 1280381703511 Anonymous: Fap fap fap 1280381752295 Anonymous: musubis are AWSOME. its a Hawaii thing, 1280398959407 (show all comments) beepb00p: ^ nuke hawaii, genocide fat fuck native hawaiian pacific islander pigs 1280399217432 Anonymous: ^needs a hug 1280399482548 Anonymous: Hawaiian crack cocaine! :P 1292497098308 Anonymous: why. 1292577359566 Limerick: Used to see this everywhere. Can't recall if I ever tried any. 1293085026527 Anonymous: da kine! 1293799442758 BnSneky: do not 1293799937168 Kil0: want 1293800060226 Anonymous: THE BEST!! LOL 1298144741129 Anonymous: Suchi made of fried sausage? Who earned a black belt? Fuck! 1508958762908 Anonymous: Spam is not sushi 1508993234525 Anonymous: ^Perhaps in Soviet Russia it is? 1509015659323 Anonymous: Blegh....fucking horrible shit, full of crap and chemicals..who the fuck would eat it unless they were desperate. 1509023136553 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/120914/Sushi_sex_rule_34

Hi-res insect bug rule 34 eyes colorful sex nature

hi-res (738) , insect (24) , bug (38) , rule 34 (177) , eyes (483) , colorful (181) , sex (488) , nature (313)

Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/djh123/niggerbugs.jpg Info: JPG, 3279 Kbytes (2500x1667) Added by: djh123 (Mar 2, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Quantum69: Nasty ass cretins!!! 1330673962554 Captngeetch 1331930022639 Mota: Buggsecks 1342473185635 Anonymous: You'd have to be especially horny to fuck that! 1507991182749 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: djh123 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/207317/Hi-res_insect_bug_rule_34_eyes_colorful_sex_nature

ITT SEX TIPS FOR VIRGINS

virgin (23) , sex (488) , advice (280) , ITT (354)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1276297710563.gif Info: GIF, 15 Kbytes (511x408) Added by: Merrimon (Jun 12, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: lol 1276312238194 iprobablyhateyou: cover your dick in icyhot ... it will make you last longer 1276312692308 Anonymous: get ur dick wet with water and cover in paprika powder right before you have sex. It's a vasodilator and will make ur bone stronger and bigger for a while 1276318691899 Anonymous: GUYS: Slow down and enjoy it. Fap an hour ot two before. You'll last a lot longer if you've come recently. 1276320695772 Anonymous: Make her come before you stick your dick in her 1276322326138 GhostNinja: don't cry on your first try!!! 1276323588457 Warg: condoms are for losers. play baby roulette 1276327013793 Furore23: DON'T DO IT. Your fappery is more than a match for any woman born. 1276346485722 devshade: make sure she definetly is dead! 1276349463391 TopGun: For first sex, do it with a perfect stranger find in the internet, and if you're under 16 choose a +40 years one. 1276349744649 Anonymous: stick yer dick in, then move back n fourth til your cock pukes in her 1276408816957 Anonymous: ^ 1276410089948 Anonymous: inject her shit into your dickhole 1276411875277 Anonymous: make sure she is really drunk and preferably unconscious so she won't fight so hard 1276412080658 (show all comments) CutterBuck: Play Jusin Bieber really loud. 1276412155182 Anonymous: girls - just take it. it wont hurt next time. 1279291178963 Anonymous: go down on her first and make her come, then she won't be disapointed when you come in 5 seconds. for further advancement in the evening as i call second round try to focus on her instead on your own urge to come. class dismissed 1279295299960 TitsMagoo: Don't tell her that she looks the same naked as her sister. It's not worth it. 1279375883449 Grave: get it over with 1279376540818 crackerkiller5: pound it till it bleeds 1279398354344 Anonymous: put your rapeface on... 1279399408216 Anonymous: rubbing alcohol makes great lube 1279868434224 orag: kill yourself 1279874368942 Anonified: when she stays stop, that means fuck her like ya never gonna get it again, oh and try tooth paste, works wonders for her vag ;D 1280029487294 Leashedhate: keep a firm grip on the shaft... and cup the balls 1280029531833 Anonymous: Lots of fourplay. Then while you're fucking her, reach around her leg and play with her clit. Unfortunately, it seems you are responsible for her orgasm as well as yours. 1280032315585 BloodyPanda: NEVER USE CONDOMS. 1280444291337 danie: if you choose to use condoms.. NEVAR use trojan: fire and ice. Trojan: ecstasy is very niiiiice though. ;D 1281878756980 Moongrim: Swallowing semen makes your tits bigger. Witness porn stars 1281889568828 submergedincmen: Always dispose of the fecal matter smeared all over you when finished. You are not hardcore enough yet to walk around in public with it still all over your body 1281896683951 mmarfise: craigslist, married, preferably over 35 looking for a chance to feel sexy... they fuck like mad! 1281919668326 queefly: Lube up your dick with Vicks Vaporub and stick it in her ass. Girls really like a dick greased up with Vicks in their asses. 1281924605101 Flarp: Don't do it! Sex. Not even once. 1281943782398 Anonymous: Its not rape if the man saids YES!! 1281964649246 Salty Cunt: Tickle me Elmo should be your first. 1282114329344 Ghostkey: Guys: think of something non-sex related, same as dealing with pain, destract yourself and you can go much longer (useing this trick, I lasted two hours my first time, she was satisfied and called me back the next day). Ladies: relax, if you're tense then you'll be tighter and stiffer, relax and you'll be looser and more elastic, then it'll hurt less. That's my piece of kno for today, 1282839928751 Anonymous: The first time you come in a girl Your balls shrivel up and you have to vote Republican which makes you join the NRA but you'll never get your balls back. 1283812489638 Anonymous: Make sure you give time for the Anaesthetic to work. Don't want that Bitch waking up before you got the tape on her. 1283826186671 g-man: tobasco sauce up your japs eye 1283857270913 ElCapitan: ProTip: Never take no for an answer 1283871553416 chrud: some chicks like their tits twisted like radio knobs. others don't. find out by ASKING, then do it anyway. she'll LOVE it 1283879014815 Ironmikie: Merrimon is virginfag, needs tips! 1283912833797 Anonymous: while sucking on her dick make sure u play with her clit 1285126024712 Anti-PC Hero: Fap before having sex, then it lasts longer. 1285149688965 Anonymous: cum on her face then call her a slut 1285152524904 Knome: force your head in her pussy and say my head is stuck 1287071466729 Anonymous: for gods sake take youre socks off! 1287074566531 superhuman: 20$ 1287085955331 RobertPaulsin: SMOKE METH 1287086111128 Anonymous: rub the clit, dont jam your fingers in. give her a how goes it slap on the butt 1287253719892 Anonymous ask her if this rag smells like chloroform 1287418427442 Anonymous: ^All the above^ Load of virgins trying to act like they're not virgins, or trying to be funny to hide the fact that they're gay virgingins 1287418857103 TitsMagoo: ^ So what if they are? Let them have some fun until reality fucks up their lives. 1287489110113 BnSneky: keep playing with yourself 1287489415592 Phadrus: Do like my brother. He was burned by his first gf. After that, he will just fap into old age. Who needs gf and marriage. Fapping is better, he will tell ya. 1287489430510 Anonymous: DO IT! 1300633527808 pop3: whisper softly this will only hurt a minute then bite her ear lobe as you slam the full shaft in with one thrust then hang on for the ride 1300636308289 Captngeetch: Be sure to shake one off 30 min before and for gods sake, don't forget the dipstick test !!! 1300638397376 Anonymous: Make sure you give her head before doing it 1300640564238 Anonymous: Dont drink too much, dont think too much... 1300641152596 Anonymous: And get that first bullet out of the chamber 1300641185847 Anonymous: tip: Do it! 1305620445285 ElAhrairah 1305643823476 Anonymous: find out if she has any disease first.. ask her how many guys shes fucked.. wait.. its not that impressive as much as people think it is unless your with someone you really love.. 1305654086777 gov'na: if you don't do it, she will with someone else 1305661304815 Twinchlian: No fucking condom. Go for it. The limp dick thing is for men over 30 - so don't worry, you will retain your hardon and you WILL BE AWESOME. 1305663841713 Anonymous: do it like Jewish Politicians - Rape her ! 1305669633205 Anonymous: GHB 1305669824312 Korzo: The purple part goes in the hole. 1305687787600 Anonymous 1305694083735 Attention Horse: Dip your finger in some 'deep heat' or other heat muscle rub, then rub her clit with it. Sounds unpleasant but it will get her off and she'll be your cock slave forever. 1305703395278 loadrunner: put maggots in you dickhole and then sit on a glass jar til it breaks, that should get you started 1305800315803 TinFoilHatGuy: Lick eet, THEN dick eet, not vice-versa... o__0 1305800398437 Bunglicker: ^^ All good tips that BlazinWeed can use. I'm sure he'll appreciate them. 1331559495182 Anonymous: First is the worst, second is the best. Third is the one with the hairy chest. 1352494124886 Stalker: Stick it in her pooper! 1388630636360 CrackSnacker: Hire a hooker. Go down on her first (ignore the blisters) so she will be moist and inviting when your...... aahhh, never mind. Pay her for a hand job, and then wait for nice, grateful fatty to come along... at least you won't have to worry about your first time premature ejaculation issues... 1388631357476 Your Attorney: Girls who love Anal NEVER say it, if you bring it up and she says no, then you must give it to her BY SURPRISE! She will love you forever after that. 1388982752526 Anonymous: ^you might as well donkey punch her as well while you are busy pissing her off. 1388984916717 Crackhead Fezmonkey: Superglue actually makes a great anal lubricant. 1433820358314 Hughbie: practice, practice, practice. practice, practice, practice, practice, practice.....did I meantion mention practice? 1507652428366 Anonymous: Always make sure the ropes are really tied. Not that she is just pretending that they are so when you get close enough that she can attack you. 1507672346159 Anonymous: Blow "her" up first. 1507675829910 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/132856/ITT_SEX_TIPS_FOR_VIRGINS

Squirrel sex

squirrel (28) , sex (488)

Source: WEB / apina URL: http://apina.nwpshost.com/full/16364.jpg Info: JPG, 97 Kbytes (543x640) Added by: Squirrely1 (Aug 31, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: BACK!!!!!!!!!!!,UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!, BITCH 1283237354853 Anonymous: yiff in hell 1283252673300 AlienNation: Is the hairdo the answer? 1283253319310 Anonymous: just a squirrel. tryin ta get a nut. 1283255008893 interwebz: hes doing the heimlich 1283257027161 crackerkiller5: 8893....you sir win 10 internets 1283508884342 Jesus: Super Saiyan squirrels? AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH 1283543988627 Anonymous: thats so hot and cute 1283616740489 ElCapitan: she loves him for his rapist whit 1283655913162 g-man: hes gonna bust a nut!! 1283694713350 chrud: NO LIE. i know a dude that has two squirrels taxidermied in this position. they just fuck in stasis on his coffee table. 1283700423902 Hitman 47: "They just fuck in Stasis on his coffee table" one of the weirdest things ever said. 1292134729350 blackal: Get it, boy. 1292134805789 Munster: Do a fuckin barrel roll!!!... 1292149209203 (show all comments) Weed: Live-Action Squirrel With Big Balls! 1292162807225 Anonymous: what does a squirrel orgasum sound like? 1292164066165 Anonymous: i came many times 1298913908817 precious: now i can go to sleep and not thinking about clowns 1299469171778 HalfMast: looks intense 1303171328598 Anonymous: feels good 1303171359233 Anonymous: dat ass, hit it 1303472000282 Zobinsky: lol 1305733528770 Anonymous: hahahahaha 1305733604744 Anonymous: ∇How can you fuckin hate this? 1305734279954 zORRO: Furore has a frustrated mind, he hates pretty much everything except his mom 1305734339604 Anonymous: lulz 1305734417407 Anonymous: super saiyan squirrel sex 1307066023593 Anonymous: Dr. Heimlich first discovered his life saving maneuver in nature! 1356301403481 r121223: Need the .gif 1356314682749 loggerman: Squirrel Whore!! 1356331559343 tokerator: RIP Don King 1356331832368 Anonymous: Moar rodents on the way. 1507573648344 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 3 (last: zobinsky lordroy Squirrely1 ) , hated by 1 (last: Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/147580/Squirrel_sex

THE VICE GUIDE TO EATING PUSSY

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/654/5627483295.jpg Info: JPG, 546 Kbytes (668x3348) Added by: Quantum69 (Dec 20, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Moongrim: Damned good advice! 1324434893995 Anonymous: Dated. Funny to read, though. 1324446265257 greyhoundpaul: lol. "st benard licks" 1324481814526 007Bear: It was stuff like this that got my attention as a teen. Now, I have to try and out do the time I fucked my wife so hard that she had to go to the hospital from her orgasm. 1324536774638 halfmast: tl:dr 1324537064503 Anonymous: I lost it at "Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner" 1327349133156 Anonymous: i think a "vice guide to fapping" would be placed better 1358887042648 Anonymous: vice is oh-so clever and also daring. yawn 1358909130767 tokerator: ^^^^ 1358909698563 Anonymous: I've found that most women respond better when you tongue their asshole. 1358913122148 ethelred: Filthy Yankee sodmites again 1358919545798 Anonymous: i like it when a girl farts in my mouth 1358925854860 Anonymous: ^and hopefully squirts a load of shit in there as well 1358927030852 NonComposMentis: Lol! "Slap the little bugger upside the head with a good tongue bonk." Wat 1358927412456 (show all comments) NonComposMentis: Just let her sit there like a dead manta ray.. Wat???? 1358927548501 Anonymous: ^ mmmh, you reading this is giving me a boner, noncompy. (if you are a fat old man IRL i guess i'm gonna live with that) 1358929319594 Anonymous: ^^ would you mind posting pics of your pussy and asshole? with timestamps of course! and a scan of your ID card. pleeeeeeeease.......? 1358929441748 Anonymous: the vacuum tactic really does work on my missus 1358993105439 Anonymous: It is also good to know the actual anatomy of the clit. And, 0852, ever heard of a pussy fart? I guess not... 1507483587680 Anonymous: Suck her clit like a hoover and she'll happily do the house chores!!! 1507501367290 Anonymous: ^the house whores do the house chores, perfect logic, right there 1507571758264 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: loggerman Moongrim ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/198688/THE_VICE_GUIDE_TO_EATING_PUSSY

Why do you watch the Food Network it doesn't make your cooking any better... Why do you watch porn...?

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/DriftRocket/gtfo.jpg Info: JPG, 44 Kbytes (540x590) Added by: DriftRocket (May 4, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse anonymule: LOLD! 1304545997758 glennocide: I lul'd 1304551840779 MrPerspective: Lulz! Don't troll if U can't take the trolling. 1307163664627 Anon: I WATCH PORN BECAUSE NOW THAT YOU'RE FUCKING FRIGID YOU ARE TOTALLY USELESS BITCH 1307213664155 Anonymous: because youre ugly 1307215191422 MrSandyNigger: ahaha 1307250936223 Anonymous: full of win 1307260634324 djh123: porn gets old. its the same crap everytime. 1307276846379 Anon23: that's why i don't look at porn, i look at nudes, never get old :P 1307276891912 antigod: true story 1307283566569 MrSandyNigger: lol OUT! 1307365577711 Anonymous: cool story bro. hey, wanna fuck? 1307375408656 Anonymous: lol 1307860423921 Arsonist: story of my life 1307860448481 (show all comments) HWOOD: ha ha fun - eeeeee! 1307994188752 Anonymous: hahahaha 1307999855687 Anonymous: good :-) 1308039632262 MrPerspective: Tit porn or GTFO, bitch! 1308549739423 Anonymous: Ownd! 1308569213322 Anon: Ha-ha! 1315189216802 Anonymous: aaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaaa 1315204580684 Anonymous: In Porn there is always more than one woman, bitch. 1317821446368 Tattoos: Easy answer, she watches food channels under the pretense of learning to cook better. We watch porn to get a boner so we can manage to fuck her sorry ass. 1327217431440 Anonymous: haha 1507347313319 Anonymous: GTFO? no. I told her: 'so well... if I'll leave after you can suck my dick' 1507376243819 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 11 (last: happycat d3ejmz admackbar flarp Miso ) , hated by 1 (last: djh123 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/175707/Why_do_you_watch_the_Food_Network_it_doesn't_make_your_cooking_any_better..._Why _do_you_watch_porn...?

WHY I MUST HAVE SEX WITH WITH YOU

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/2700000/Why-I-Must-Have-Sex-With-You-House-to-Cuddy-house-md-2775491-885-1338.jpg Info: JPG, 1134 Kbytes (885x1338) Added by: Redrocco (Jul 30, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: This image will bring da R E V O L U T I O N in dating, yo. 1280533053228 Anonymous: HAHAHA MAN thats hilarious 1282626621649 Anonymous: for when your secretary says she only takes written requests 1300527442144 The_GOoD: lol It's been a while :) 1300534030652 Weed: OK, seriously. Just how sexually repressed are you people? 1300535015601 Anonymous: DO WANT 1300604039798 Anonymous: OR ELSE.... lol 1304871866722 Anonymous: lol 1305009730551 Rorix: I haven't showered yet, LOL 1305012195416 Glennocide@wrk: this is lame @2144 lol 1305018427732 Banshee5: This is some good shit 1313764867678 devijan12: awsome ,really like it, 1313862579715 kordster: ... links to pdf?...must print hundreds... 1314267588332 Anonymous: Help, help!! I'm being sexually repressed!! 1367414727920 (show all comments) zechariah: Very good - now can we have "Why I can't possibly have sex with you" 1367418007284 Anonymous: very good....I use on next random pretty girl...hope not get slap. 1399807133234 Hughbie: I'll just bump this for those lonely heart basement dwellers out there...maybe there is a glimmer of hope for you. 1506525348238 Anonymous: Kill time until someone better comes along 1506568751195 Anonymous: A dick and a job 1506568865446 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Zorro DriftRocket ) , hated by 1 (last: Furore23 ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/140849/WHY_I_MUST_HAVE_SEX_WITH_WITH_YOU

POLYMER PORN

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Source: WEB / apina URL: http://gibboni.apcdn.com/full/34271.jpg Info: JPG, 43 Kbytes (600x800) Added by: Limerick (Dec 29, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous 1296795482678 DaKremlin: A PhD in organic chemistry is a terrible thing to waste .... 1296941898809 balder: #34! 1296943056863 inaa: This is my friends paper dress design if you like it then please vote for her by clicking on "głosuj" in here ://ksa.edu.pl/sapu/konkurs/id/117 1297083420241 Decorum: Dick Breaker 1331421180731 snipr: where is #69? 1391143750561 Anonymous: So, **that's** how you learn that crap!? 1443986136413 Anonymous: AAAAAAAA 1502433183101 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: Lexicon flarp ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/162212/POLYMER_PORN

Bread sex rule 34

bread (27) , sex (488) , rule 34 (177)

Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1236910445772.jpg Info: JPG, 39 Kbytes (540x500) Added by: *.rr.com (Mar 13, 2009) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Jack Tyr: Rule 34. 1244549636415 Anonymous: rule34 epic win 1244557157321 Anonymous: the bread looks like toast 1244571827916 Pyro: it's powdered toast man from ren and stimpy 1251080613966 randyvanburen: No fucking exceptions!!! 1251085431888 Bubble: does 34 work with draWINGS? 1251090675769 jackfrosty: Omg its velma... Velma's HOT. 1251093240957 Scooby: Jinkies 1263172716184 Anonymous: what's the name of the face on the bread? Also, rule 34 win 1264716586574 Bubble: Breadface 1264716745165 Anonymous: Are u sure that's not poundcake? 1264742096649 Grave: They're breading 1274960739901 vader0706: why is Velma having sex with bread? 1275348316613 Anonymous: if you get a yeast infection, don't come cryng to me. 1275453208142 (show all comments) 14jnich: Is the bread having fun yet? 1275538279575 Hellcat1138: power toast man , ren and stempy 1280920422766 TitsMagoo: I was going to say INBRED ... but apparently it's the other way around. 1280929991817 Anonymous: ^BREDIN? Yeah that works 1280944392981 Anonymous: is this how women get yeast infections? 1283588716792 Anonymous: Powdered Toast Man? 1289181603618 Anonymous: "that ass is toast." 1289193465720 Munster: Anyone knows if there's over the net more pictures of that girl?... 1289202736473 Anonymous: thats a new one 1289202820663 Anonymous: sick shit my bread is yeast again 1289247721196 YuLiekPicturz: baguette? 1289247748554 CHANmh: It's making my loaf rise 1289249250820 Kaz: Yeast infection 1289254881728 BnSneky: i'd hit it 1289255272962 Leashedhate: Makes my loaf stiff..................? 1289306262246 Anonymous: That fucking face is stuck in my head. Where the fuck is it from? 1289317385654 CHANmh: ^Scooby Doo 1289318153976 MarkMonkey: The baker has some issues man. 1290032353224 Anonymous: Thats not vlema, thats Faye from the webcomic Questionable content, 1290032578471 ThisOne: ^He speaks the truth. 1290035002820 MrPerspective: It's no interspecies: just a loaf fucking a bun. :-) 1298006974588 Anonymous: She's going to get a yeast infection for sure 1299919206626 Anonymous: shopped 1300557986847 MrPerspective: ^ I know. I saw one at the baker's shop a couple of days ago. 1300570788335 Westin: pic unrelated? 1300938553549 Anonymous: Can't she get a yeast infection from that? 1307900633882 Furore23: Here you go: http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Yaranaika 1307912925125 Anonymous: rule 51 also applies 1307917347411 Anonymous: PaulaPoundstone? 1501129745172 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: MrPerspective ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/4106/Bread_sex_rule_34

you - me

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1291367229765.jpg Info: JPG, 5 Kbytes (275x183) Added by: Anonymous (Dec 3, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse pancake: rule 34 ! 1291413158276 Lily84: awe <3 1291413345371 YuLiekPicturz: hmm 34.. i can see it 1291413385267 AwesomeAnonymous!: still no complete! needs at least 6 others! 1291423196819 Munster: I feel a salty tear dropping on my dick... 1291546748965 Mr. Obvious: You and Me go together! 1291661527298 Munster: They don't even match... this is a clearly fail... fuck!!!... 1291793714566 hansi1954: that is for porn 1293899483390 Tinyface64: aw its a puzzle 1293899502441 Anonymous: The pieces are incompatible. This requires raep. 1293906146644 Anonymous: Wait? What was the puzzle? I need to know!! 1296446133643 Anonymous: mamma TOLD me relationships were puzzling... 1296447423500 Anonymous: the pieces are ill-fitting and forced toghether. is this image a double entendre about raep? 1296452024855 MAELSTHUR: aww 1296491441537 (show all comments) KriSega: RULE 16 NUFAG 1296589806749 Anonymous: fuck it 1296590203344 Chucktowndcroz: not a perfect fit..... 1296660955907 Dr Pwn: ^Exactly. 1303826528453 Anonymous: the fuck is this shit emo bullshit 1303889112146 Korzo: That's "me" fucking "you" in the armpit. 1304101914762 ticklethis: awww 1304141013824 MrSandyNigger: gay 1307347392994 liplocker_code3: The dude has a hole in his head. I'm guessing the "artist" is a dude. 1414727946684 Anonymous: "What do you mean it doesn't fit in the hole? Watch me make it fit." 1498882106397 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/159085/you_-_me

ITT: Get home With hot chick. Get jiggy. Undress. Massive beef curtains. >What do?

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1284653730284.jpg Info: JPG, 23 Kbytes (348x303) Added by: savageman69 (Sep 16, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Novem: Make a fort 1284657095178 Burrgeezy: batwing 1284657628176 Anonymous: the degree of "hotness" takes prominence in this instance. are we talkin, "stripper on the quiet shift" or 18yo Alessandra Ambrosio? 1284660617805 Anonymous: fuck her??? hurr durr 1284665712681 Anonymous: finish 1284670080152 Anonymous: Grab some wonder bred cuz she brought the roast beef. 1284671820474 EPILEPTIC_ERIK: ask her if she's still a Virgin with Trollface-Smile ! 1284671933348 Greeft: Grab two slices of rye, some mayo and pickles and enjoy a great beef sammich. 1284672466305 chrud: make 'em juicy! 1284674107550 Anonymous: Suck on them 1284678570229 Nickeh43: close eyes and go deep 1284695476937 Flarp: I'm sure there is a mathematical formula somehwere. Like curtainL x CurtainW / hotness factore = doability score. Make sense. Just need details. 1284702656528 g-man: BJ and anal 1284734499682 Anonymous: check for blotches, then finish in there like a fuckin man 1284748246489 (show all comments) FacelessFanatic: CONTINUE ON!!!! 1284768966685 Anonymous: stick it in her pooper! 1284769058875 Anonymous: as long as she's reasonably clean and otherwise attractive? GAME ON! 1284769199757 Anonymous: Bite them Bastards off. 1284783858678 dodgeboy: thank god or nature and start eating 1284819401623 Anonymous: rofl 5178 1284835533902 Uncle Harvey: Beef... it's what's for dinner 1284850483755 dag tannerman: you're a fag if you don't fuck 1284887522750 DutchGuy: REJOICE! 1284887843761 ElCapitan: don't be a fag....let them engulf you 1284927916976 Anonymous: Dive in 1285345685474 cybersinner: Put on a condom and fuck her!, Geez!!! 1285697327883 Anonymous: start claping like a seal while ROFL 1285722011841 God: I bestow you with the gift of surgical scissors. 1285765807473 Anonymous: Charlie Mike 1286749667630 piggy slasher: ask Lisa Marie to leave 1286749753923 uriar: i don't see the problem.. 1286751522786 Anonymous: yes, what is the problem? is OP gay? 1286757147267 Anonymous: pun the cunt 1286764569839 Kib420: give her the grandma's toung 1286806378678 Cuntfux: Get out the scissors :) 1288996544237 ajmisback: make beef stew!!!! 1288999370784 sickfuck88 1289017656635 Anonymous: Ask your father, he had the same problem with your mom 1289959129839 Anonymous: ask for blowjob instead 1290075443860 StaticNumbFuck: More cushion for the pushin you massive faggot! 1290370582696 Anonymous: How massive are we talking? 1290370881250 Anonymous: sickfuck88 Wins! 1290448633934 BnSneky: Fuck it 1290448751836 Lickathesplit: Fuck it in the name of the Fatherland !! 1290741531898 Anonymous: motorboat! 1290741718597 al: There's the beef. 1290741794979 Anonymous: "Get jiggy?" Who even says that?! 1290891380324 ~Killer~: MOTORBOAT LIKE TITTIES!!!!!! 1291649760132 Anonymous: stitch up that big ol mouth of hers! 1292218012127 Anonymous: CHEWING GUM!!!! 1292318633268 Focktor: cook it! 1292318748467 Zombeh: Tie them in a knot. 1292377381163 Bunny: ROFLMFAO omg that sickfuck88 pic, that pussy HAS A LITTLE DICK ON IT XD XD XD i GUESS hermaphrodites have giant half ball beef curtains 1292379137858 LionelCosgrove: He he ... Hust ... * ;) AmericanPsycho sad it alll ... I need to give the Videos back ... 1292379316255 Anonymous: Get a beef knife... Obviously... 1298510294592 Anonymous: Ruuun! 1298510551441 Anonymous: Stick your face in it. 1299098036400 Anonymous: tear them off with your teeth.....then fuck her....then smack her and tell her to make me a sammich 1299112514330 HWOOD: Break out the Arby's Horsey Sauce.. GTFO!! 1299178662350 Weed: I dunno... scissors? 1299183440747 Tattoos: If she's clean, lunh up on it. Then shag her rotten. 1300489806333 Captngeetch: Get in there..gnaw on them for a bit too 1300496298949 Tattoos: Obviously, the word I was looking for was "lunch". 1300496983437 tokunbo: must be an uncircumcised septic, eyes are the give away 1300547179514 Cock Wrangler: Use them as handles. Grab hold and go for it 1300551890492 Anonymous: Put her back in your car. Drive her to my house. Drop her off. Go home and fap you fag 1300560586368 wjwrhwrtz: Ask her gently if she has ever seen her massive beefies in a mirror and then punch her surprisingly hard into her stomach 1303347537812 US ghey: Knock her out, cut them off, fry them in a pan, serve them curtains to her when she awakes. 1304121067257 Anonymous: dive in bro 1304140486134 Wackelpuddi: The curtain rises… >>>>>> FLESH HAT !!!!!! 1304255362812 Holy Fook: ask her if she's like dumbo the elephant and can use them to fly. 1304262348392 Anonymous: dig in 1305142705176 Anonymous: get the scissors! 1310094403648 thatguynamed: make another curtain 1310099436789 Anonymous: Get hungry for Arbe's and leaver her naked in my house, and don't even bring any back for her. 1310110704730 Anonymous: disdusting! 1310117997403 Cobra: Get Edward Scissorhands to finish the job. Leave with her sister. 1310118051864 MegaShit: As if any of you virgins would turn down ANY girl willing to touch your undersized dicks, let alone one just because she had three inch piss flaps. 1310130223737 Anonymous: get scissors 1310258270538 Tattoos: Stop being a little faggot and do her. 1310258613463 Anonymous: get the fork & gravy 1310265014303 djh123 1310548024610 NumaChan: Get the gardening shears and trim yourself a nice new vagoo 1311005134485 Beef flaps: Tug on them and flick them flappers about. Then laugh in her face and tell her to GTFO 1311005233419 Weihrauch: i don't see a problem as long as curtains and carpet match. 1311030951275 Anonymous: make like dumbo & flap those "ears" of hers........between your cock (of course).... 1311031234185 Anonymous: punch him too death 1312150080501 Anonymous: CONSUME 1312150459511 Francesca: Just get down with the beef teriyaki....hunger satisfied. 1312155370891 Anonymous: Get some sauce to eat them with. 1316966079478 Anonymous: just fuck and go 1316984217741 Claudius: A1... 1316994061433 Anonymous: Cut her up like Dexter 1316994400952 Anonymous: Make a sandwich and watch Lion King together. Cause if you don'k know what to do - you are probably emotionally too youn or stupid to make a thing called love :D 1317005098795 Anonymous: Chew on them. 1317186431536 trollll: nom nom nom 1317542421973 Dick Gazinya: Tie them in a knot nd fuck her ass. 1321202811265 Anonymous: I thought "gettin jiggy" happened after close came off? 1321204743967 Peckerhead: Put some clothspins on the pissflappers and plunge it home 1321206600157 Westin: use to clean up mess afterwards 1321213425234 Crunchy: enjoy them. 1325700738915 Anonymous: Nice to know ya, Yoshinoya! .... then buttsecks. 1325716315459 HungLoh: Fold back and secure with duct tape. Proceed with monkey sex. 1325716425632 Quantum69: Sirloin beef fillets? 1325732314174 Burud: Fuuuck it, like you mean it... 1326303910198 been there bangin': kill it with fiar. 1326306122743 Anonymous: not give a fuck and fuck anyway? 1326309423185 Anonymous: love them or leave them....i'd marry her 1326442527984 Rorix: Uhm...start toicry? 1326464300248 DireWolf2012: As long as she's clean, have at it. 1335111319977 Anonymous: Grow up. 1344483780827 Bonefish: You need to ask? Bury your face in between them and go..AHH BUGA BUGA BUGA BUGA BUGA! 1344485170435 Anonymous: An hero as soon as possible. 1344533621741 ChimpDaddy: Stuff one up each nostril, then see how far up her ass you can get your tongue without them falling out. 1345247113229 been there bangin': you don't have a knife ? 1345247723898 Sharkzz: take a rope if shes got a big pussy - and some tree climbing spikes if you fall all the way in. she sounds like a bucket cunt to me, 1349839663899 Anonymous: check for yeast rash....and proceed with thread 1349971075867 LadyVag: Admit that you're a virgin. 1498338475455 Anonymous: gives you something to chew on while you mull over risk of sticking your winkie in those iron-meat-curtainszz 1498360173707 Anonymous: Call me l'll take it from there 1498710680889 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/150138/ITT:_Get_home_With_hot_chick._Get_jiggy._Undress._Massive_beef_curtains._>What_d o?

Do you have a condom?

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/Spartak/do_you_have_a_condom_fffuuu.jpg Info: JPG, 131 Kbytes (696x618) Added by: Spartak (Jan 4, 2012) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse djh123: could be worse yo. at least she didn't have a penis 1325714807822 Quantum69: ^meh 1325716820679 Lolusername69: why would u want a condom, condoms are for gays. 1325722177196 Moongrim: Keep a set of condoms in your back pocket. Planned parenthood gives those things away for chrissakes! 1325732313719 iprobablyhateyou: if she had a penis... you just put in in her ass. no condom needed 1325732452278 MadNiggerish: no choice but rape 1328715320759 Anonymous: Condom is safe, if she had sex of other guy's nigger 1452234510342 rape~n~kill: ok then maker blowjob that shit then rape her wet ass pussy cum in her shen kill her job\rape done 1453086703594 Anonymous: AAAAAAAA 1497309832372 Anonymous: Budget PREGO Flowers Ideas 1497320049106 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/200640/Do_you_have_a_condom?

Black sex doll

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Source: WEB / apina URL: http://apina.nwpshost.com/full/14681.jpg Info: JPG, 88 Kbytes (800x600) Added by: Fuck0r (Aug 14, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Naomi Campbell? 1281741975873 Anonymous: hands out for dirty stones! 1281768572972 Anonymous: Gimme that ice; Or else no dice.. 1281996375210 DRAKE: RIP Michelle Obama 1282131072149 bitch tits: i like the chrome nipples 1283494162171 WannaEatFud: get away from my wife! 1283563784482 Anonymous: this is what crackerkiller5 gets up to when hes not on c4c 1284144416408 Antiphon: It does beat a real black hooker any time. 1284151251721 masterfapper: refund i wanna a white one 1287657627516 BnSneky: WOW, that's so life like 1287659633198 George: Unused, like all niggers. 1287771745523 anon: Does it come with a bottle of niggerstink? 1287775337351 Anonymous: HI MOM 1287778929317 Shitskinkiller: @Antiphon: Yeah, at least that plastic sheboon don't have AIDS. 1287792774985 (show all comments) sickfuck88: ewwww i wouldn't fuck a real nigger 1287873371914 Anonymous: thats the only one sold, thank god rite, no wait fuck god 1288360231240 Anonymous: sadly that's the most attractive black woman i've ever seen. 1288362146553 Anonymous: Shoop. What company would make a blow up doll no one would buy? 1290093686288 Nuke Sambo: @ Shitskinkiller: Don't be so sure that nigger doll doesn't have AIDS. It might have been manufactured with it just like the real niggers are. 1290096767832 rottentotten: RIP Bill Cosby 1290425138537 Anonymous: Beastiality is just gross, why make monkey doll? 1290428254149 BnSneky: ^i know right 1290428427197 aval: ^^It's for monkey. 1290428653132 Anonymous: This will never sell - there's no furry, scat or vore fetishist anywhere who'd be sick enough to fuck a nigger. 1290429359571 Anonymous: It would have to be a "novelty" purchase. 1290430866993 aNON: probsbly got aids 1291680047322 Stalker: I like my steak like I like my women, dark on the outside, pink in the middle. 1354604609793 YourAvrgeNigraLover: I like my women like my bowel movements: dark on the outside, smelly as fuck, soft and warm in the middle. and stupid as shit 1355266527548 Anonymous: Must really pump up black women's esteem to know nigger blow-up dolls have white faces. Common' honey, jes' try on this honkey bitch mask while I fucks ya'. 1367051392940 Traykoonshooter: I still wouldn't fuck it 1374295000262 kebabdeleter: so what, Oprah is a Billionaire Haters ! 1374344767433 Anonymous: I want me a 300 pound black male sex doll with a 10 inch hard cock! 1374357780445 gaywhore69: ^me too 1374357842839 Anonymous: still has the aids 1374451880911 Anonymous: What Bill Cosby should have been banging ! 1420432101121 djh123: closest that quan will ever get to a chic 1420440785387 tok: R.I.P djh123 1420440813203 Anonymous: RIP Crackerkiller5, Ghostoftime, and Darkstan's girlfriends 1451984994621 Anonymous: TURD? 1451998415766 Anonymous: Why, I oughtta... 1452028331816 Anonymous: I can't wait to spew my load all over that warm plastic soft pink pussy I have soo much cum to spoof who would love to join ,me 1469393753954 Beachball bonker: She would look great over my beach ball bent over and bonk till the sun rises before she gets to hit from the sun 1469393856105 ethelbert: Unused? Seven of those Jamaican girls in the UK aren't unused, I know that 1469413441991 Anonymous: looks like your sister 1496350273383 Anonymous: is it really a "sex doll" or just a "masturbation appliance"??? 1496351812941 Anonymous Just sayin'... 1497180277883 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/144082/Black_sex_doll

Duck sex couple focus porn

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Source: WEB / apina URL: http://termite.apcdn.com/full/43401.jpg Info: JPG, 86 Kbytes (1280x853) Added by: Choadboy (Oct 27, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Stalker: Hot couple fucking... focus on grass near duck. Ffffffffuuuu... 1319740773203 NobbyNobbs: Hey guys, what's going on in this field... 1319743041620 Choadboy: Soon... 1319743536518 derpyderpderp: duck don't give a fuck 1319745233600 Mallard P. Daffy: don't mind me... i like to watch! >quack< 1319748434561 KamikazeProject: A CHALLENGER APPEARS!! 1319754803872 LastResort: Damnit, Choadboy beat me to it 1319756148665 Everdark: ducks ... always watching... 1319757748866 Flarp: Duck, duck, goose? 1319807079771 Anonymous: Fuck a Duck 1319808256742 Tres: ^ good one flarp 1319808328817 BlazinWeed: damn creeper! 1319808365703 Arschloch33: Big Duckie is watching YOU 1319918692662 Bad Boy Bubby: fuck the duck! fuck the duck! 1319944603967 (show all comments) Flood: Voyeur duck strike again. 1330211313511 Anonymous: AFLAC! 1339420154838 Anonymous: Who is the woman? 1344385740457 Anonymous: Dolan? 1350581061422 Space Bum: Suprize duck buttseks in 3..2...1...FUUuuuuuuuuu!!!! 1350587919352 Anonymous: i want that guy to pound me hard 1350588571690 Quantum69: Surprise ducksecks you say? 1350588646577 Anonymous: ^? are you stupid? i said POUND HARD !!! 1350588875577 Quantum69: ^so you want that duck to fuck you huh? 1350589172274 Anonymous: ^finally... Hell yes, i am soo into ducksecks 1350589643204 Bulbasaur111919: Say what you want but that is a nice duck. 1350592286124 Anonymous: duck does not approve 1350611616444 Ghostoftime: Me and NCM bumping ugly at the park again. 1350642569789 Anonymous: Quack. 1354867773739 gookheadcrusher: chick looks like my wife, now i'm jealous 1358584844752 Anonymous: You're dethpicable. 1366125906765 Anonymous: duck....duck....GOOSE!! : 1366166281118 Anonymous: Duck looks like my wife, now I'm horney, AFLAC!!!! 1374557468273 Anonymous: A fuck and a duck 1402732919423 Crackhead Fezmonkey: Once you go quack, you never go back. 1436932376179 Duck Witness: "So that's why the chicken cross the road" 1436995024727 Anonymous: y 1437001472492 Anonymous: Who is That Woman Name Please In The Photo 1490400361134 Anonymous 1490409455717 Anonymous: Duck typing. 1490424803478 Anonymous 1490424891538 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: dorukdark Ardamel ) , hated by 2 (last: Snaky85 trollll ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/192987/Duck_sex_couple_focus_porn

THE HISTORY OF SEX TOYS

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://www.sloshspot.com/photos/blog/full/photo_1254177512.jpg Info: JPG, 619 Kbytes (500x5500) Added by: Zobinsky (Feb 10, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: 1st :D and wht bout 2011 1300978209607 ManWhore: ^ 1st what? 1300978226402 Anonymous: 2010 - FAIL 1300981804559 Anonymous: The Nazi sex doll creation is a myth 1300992412619 Anonymous: and 12.... 1342195098744 Smeggy: FAIL, I own an antique black jade dildo from the Han dynasty that is not on ths list. They also made double ended ones for lesbian sex. 1342259136349 djh123: almost TL;DR 1342259319788 Munchdog: My toys have a history? The salesman said they were new! 1378104341564 gookheadcrusher: they forgot the watermellon that has been in the sun all day! 1381635037402 Anonymous: AAAAAAAA 1490353627861 Anonymous: Apple now makes it "put iphone in anus app" which makes it even shittier. 1490358916217 Anonymous: Like always: Everything on the Interwebs is 100$ true! <face palm> 1490384414160 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: fiveby5 NonComposMentis ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/166823/THE_HISTORY_OF_SEX_TOYS

***asleep in girlfriends dorm room*** - 3AM ***Awoken by loud banging on room door*** DERPINA ITS ME! OPEN THE DOOR!!! - Whos that? - OMG its my ex! He's gonna be so mad at me if he see's me sleeping with someone else. Go get in my roommates bed.

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://chat.chat4chan.com/uploads/chan4chan/ticklethis/18393.jpg Info: JPG, 285 Kbytes (456x4141) Added by: ticklethis (May 12, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse chumpno1: dude, everyones fucking her. 1305185555607 Anonymous: see's ? did monkeys on typewriters make this? the fuck. 1305185622248 ticklethis: french monkeys 1305345500554 Anonymous: il est vrai. singes français aussi 1305352909542 uberbarf: YYYEEAAARRRGGGHH. I'd be soo pissed. 1307327929217 Burrgeezy: let your jurisdictions Crime Of Passion Laws be your guide 1307328008632 Anonymous: ^ lol 1307482402554 The Original Spoon: Dumbass, go get in the roommate's bed already. 1341702575806 Bonefish: So what if she's still fucking him? Arrange it so you can watch while they're fucking. Or better yet, join in on the fun with a threesome. 1374392583237 Anonymous: ^ 1374463828428 Anonymous: ^ the problem with cheating it's that somethimes in the hurry, she doesn't clean her holes well... so you may by tasting the others guy dick... think about it. 1374463964899 Anonymous: dat realization 1406778081769 Anonymous: DERPINA!!!! 1406869668313 darkstan: Did I really hate this? I just LOL'd. I must be crazier than I thought. Sorry, Internet, for the random bursts of hate. I realize that it's really the main problem, in terms of interacting with other people. 1406869754766 (show all comments) Anonymous: So wait a minute, is this derpina and RKB in bed and she is talking about darkstan ? No wonder RKB and darkstan don't get along. 1454297797387 Anonymous: no problem, tell him for threesome us!, not bisexual 1454320648329 Anonymous: ^ fucking idiot. 1454326374555 Anonymous: Repost. Anywho, kick the shit out of them both... 1454641178936 Chanonymous: Just yell out "go away she's bussy" 1489831112943 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 2 (last: fezmonkey Skan423 ) , hated by 2 (last: Furore23 darkstan ) Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/176340/***asleep_in_girlfriends_dorm_room***_-_3AM_***Awoken_by_loud_banging_on_room_do or***_DERPINA_ITS_ME!_OPEN_THE_DOOR!!!_-_Whos_that?_-_OMG_its_my_ex!_He's_gonna_ be_so_mad_at_me_if_he_see's_me_sleeping_with_someone_else._Go_get_in_my_roommate s_bed.

Waldo orgy cartoon sex

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Source: SUBMIT / chan4chan URL: http://i.imgur.com/25Ip0.jpg Info: JPG, 673 Kbytes (1794x1172) Added by: Zobinsky (May 22, 2011) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse Anonymous: Where's Dildo? 1306048219831 Anonymous: sıɥʇ ɟo snoɔǝq ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ oʇ pǝuǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ ʇɐ ʞooן 1306049273898 Anonymous: ^ how in da FUCK did you do that? 1306049467677 Anonymous: ^ turning keyboard upside down, of cause.... 1306049834795 Anonymous: I found Waldo! 1306079562614 PeaceFromGer: the angel who fucked someone in the ear is the best 1306079661958 Anonymous: lol'd at the first comment 1306079708195 iprobablyhateyou: qoou buıʞɔnɟ 1306081870608 Anonymous: lol, the bitch from avatar is in there! 1308262531175 BnSneky: i want in there, fuck waldo 1308262886993 MrPerspective: Why is absolutely nobody wearing VERTICAL stripes? That's so bizarre. Nao I find this picture slightly... creepy. 1311139351340 Hughbie: Hhmmm..and only 2 disturbing displays of faggotry... 1311166570581 the original spoon: Waldo's in the bottom right corner. So easy. 1311182280688 MrPerspective: Huuunh? Who's Waldo? 1311384661975 (show all comments) Anonymous: he's the necrollicphic fucker who lays with dead indians 1311384765607 MarkosT: haha, check out the fat mexican bitch sitting down to eat a two pound T-bone steak on left side...where's the vomitorium, you pagans? 1311483020949 djh123: lol @ dick going in guys' ear near middle giant pillar 1311483778890 chumpno1: ^ studied that pic way toooo long 1311488197324 djh123: ^its funny^ :P duh 1311577346318 Arschloch33: There is more than one, isn't there? 1316729230368 royalblood1985: LMFAO @ Peace 1316731154171 Anonymous: LOL. poor waldo looks sad. 1318086542956 Cunt81: What's with the dog sniffing the nigger's ass and the 8 titted bitch? 1328401914621 Anonymous: I have the weirdest boner right now... 1328426686227 Anonymous: funky party 1349297251191 huck1944: but where is waldo getting his 1375388319272 Anonymous: Where the fuck is gay-Waldo ??? 1375403781950 Anonymous: dah fuq? 1406440817198 Cheesecake: Waldo looks genuinely disturbed. 1417503577742 Anonymous: too many niggers 1417528146544 ethelred: brilliant! Wish I could express mysel;f with so much skill 1487134586566 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Liked by 1 (last: kilgore9012 ) , hated by 0 Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/177026/Waldo_orgy_cartoon_sex

You will never have sex.

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Source: WEB / 4chan URL: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1281607705463.jpg Info: JPG, 4 Kbytes (251x251) Added by: Anonymous (Aug 12, 2010) Category: random NSFW: no Report abuse P4NTS: awshiz 1281678614610 Nickeh43: I WILL. Later. Maybe. 1281679966356 Anonymous: damn. how you know?! 1281921201988 Jovi: I keep having sex less and less now... and I'm in a very commited relationship :( 1282202215854 sickfuck88: sex is easy. disposing of the bodies is the hard part 1282221860825 Anonymous: FU 1282222101583 asp: i can feel it happening. 1282222179955 Anonymous: Ya I know, thats what I got chan4chan for. fap,fap,fap, 1282226008193 Anonymous: you're right, sigh 1284119259551 Anonymous: I have sex everyday....with myself.....boy is my palm hairy.... 1284125857759 crackerkiller5: dont forget blindness 1284126029885 Anonymous: does it count if it was my uncle 1284134186931 Anonymous: Already have...but it will never happen again :( 1284138970382 Sunraged: It's over rated anyway. 1284141420782 (show all comments) Antiphon: My small cousins is coming over tomorrow. you gonna stop me or what, stupid frog? 1284151805509 Antiphon's Cousin: ^^^^^FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU 1284153395580 Anonymous: but hey, we have drugs 1284236136557 Anonymous: Jovi: you need to give her deodorant 1285978772689 Flarp: Having sex isn't the hard part. At some time, that's common to think, though. 1285982724804 Anonymous: sorry already have :) 1285989966257 Hellcat1138: fuck i'm god forsaken horny i'm thinking of knocking out my ex and fucking raping her tight pussy 1286059072808 Venator21: i already have =P 1286060117304 CaptainSmackfap: I've already had sex. 1286076391631 sickfuck88: i'm having sex right now 1286293892580 Anonymous: I bang your moms ^^^ every night. 1286555292187 Grave: just had. 1286728376798 YuLiekPicturz: sad thing is this is true for 90% of people on here 1286728393713 Grave: ^Actually, I don't think so. this is not /b/, we're just a bunch of guys that likes stupid memes and gore stuff.. I don't really think there are hardcore nerds here. 1286728762837 YuLiekPicturz: oh hai harcore nerd^ =) 1286728795138 Grave: ^Oh hai poor first years insulter. (facepalm) 1286728952292 YuLiekPicturz: jealous much?^ 1286728987140 Anonymous: ....and no more pregnancy scares, no more psychotic wimmenz and their drama? kthnxbai! 1290085439530 Phadrus: You mean again, right? You can't go back in time, can you? Well??? 1290089449213 Anonymous: ...as long as you keep spending all your time on chan4chan instead of picking up chix. 1290501962774 Anonymous: But I will keep any houses I buy. Take that, odiferous vag! 1290505925700 Anonymous: i fuck'd 6 times and i will again, 27th december 2010, what do you have to say bachelorfag? :D 1292810222806 Teddy Pendergrass: Girl...I don't have sex...I makes sweet LOOOVE. 1293174542354 DarkAidan: @JOVI the only answer is shoot her in the face. No, not with your dick, with a sniper rifle. 1293747269120 Kil0: i've got the best girl ever, no headaches, no periods, no "what are you thinking about" talks afterwards, and best of all, she's ageless 1293747388581 Cannedhuman: too late 1293754827793 that_guy_named: too late to answer 1293772820939 antigod: ? 1293773107665 GridLocK: sex is good, but i prefer to fap 1294279906425 BnSneky: damn it 1294281092431 JewFag: does a hand count? 1294325986484 danielsimba: Sex with you !!!!! OF COURSE NOT FAGGOT !!!! 1294546817321 TheSituation: too late (error: comment already excist) 1295893484417 Weed: Already have. 1295900043115 Anonymous: okay now nobody is going to die virgins Life will fuck all 1313151386650 Anonymous: okay now nobody is going to die virgins Life will fuck us all 1313151397716 Anonymous: friendzone is origen Feminism 1445114836697 ethelred: Too late. I had it today and will have it tomorrow and the next day. But not with the same girl 1483600636438 Anonymous: ^And along the way, you will catch AIDS from one of all the boys you let banging you in the ass and die. 1483650711158 Anonymous: Friendzone 2009-2017 feminazi is dead 1484915755124 Eric Harris: That's fine with me!! 1484938137462 SHDAD75: You will never pay Vagimony, Child Support, debt for stupid shit, raise retarted children from your feminist waiting until 38 to have kids, etc... 1485064803952 Name: Comment: [ Like | Hate ] Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/143756/You_will_never_have_sex.

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