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High school expels student for tweeting f-word
News story twitter curse school freedom fail news (207) , story (202) , twitter (33) , curse (1) , school (160) , freedom (57) , fail (639)

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Anonymous: RIP Monte Python1332979165869
oooEYEooo: ..."religious folk no doubt"...1332987912989
Furore23: Maybe, but this is the world we live in. Or at least, the world most Americans live in, and plenty of other countries are just whoregagging to follow along. A world in which 24 hour surveillance is to be accepted and submitted to, no matter what. There's no conspiracy - conspiracy theories are ALWAYS retarded - it's just the action of governments and businesses running wild.1332991803307
NotSoMuchAnonymous: Americans = moralfags.... and lousy as fuck at that..1337303968281
Greeft: I agree with the last line, the principal of Garrett High School is a particular type of wit, the type with a silent t at the start.1337304336847
Anonymous: It's in USA!? I thought this was a story from Iranistan!?1337325191908
Anonymous: Fuck american fucking double standards.1396827335463
pepe64: Didn't George Carlin solve this once and for all? Oh, these cultural marxists never seem to get it.1396827506807
Anonymous: "cultural marxists"? I would say "religious moron-retards"1396827685234
pepe64: ^that's the same. cultural-marxism is a religion too, like islam and democracy, all based on delusions1396827961969
darkstan: ^Christianity too, right? LOL1396829488619
SHDAD75: If you stand up for your rights, you are labelled an "ecentric". Fucking PC Communists.1396834748375
Anonymous: ^+^^+^^^ Everything is, all kinds of fanatism are dangerous, really dangerous.1396847801684
metalfan420: What the fuck you gotta be fucking kidding me this is fucking ridiculous what has this fucking country come to when you can't even tweet the fucking word fuck for fucks sake1398591397223

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Story family dog puppy tribute
Story family dog puppy tribute story (202) , family (206) , dog (514) , puppy (12) , tribute (1)

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Anonymous: i was waiting for some gore or animal porn down there.. son i am disapoint1340066497984
uriar: there was some animal porn1340066618835
Bunglicker: Awww. Cute, but I still don't like Pits.1340067501237
RubberG: RIP Michael York ^I don't like pits either because 99% of the time the owner is a low life dirtbag. Not saying this guy is but the majority I see are shitbags.1340071514478
Anonymous: @ 7984 at least you saw tits1340071916401
Quantum69: ^^ A Boerboel or Kangal would tear a pit's asshole apart. http://tinyurl.com/m3wmme7 http://tinyurl.com/jw347oy1412325920308
Anonymous: that's so Adorable!1447844777326
Anonymous: nude wives1525666121967
Anonymous: im just looking for dogs sucking cocks gifs1528232781464
Lavalancer: Doggone it!1528234368917
Anonymous: He only kept the female pups and is fucking them all.1528242272962
Anonymous: PPPUUUPPPPIIIEEESSS!!! :)1528300657973
The Original Spoon: Pics or it didn't happen.1532048113541
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put it this way, I've fucked more chicks than I have guys.
Chat chan4chan lesbian story galacticstar chat (42) , chan4chan (341) , lesbian (653) , story (202) , galacticstar (2)

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Anonymous: tl;dr1321716030593
MrSandynigger: "Bitch yoghurt will fix that" =D1321716224188
AZO: http://chat4chan.com/chat/1/room/Chan4Chan/height/20001321716389614
iprobablyhateyou: that might be the oldest since knock knock "banana who"1321716461446
iprobablyhateyou: *joke1321716480861
Quantum69: Oh shit AZO, the more you know.....1321716614269
darkstan: LOL1321725763338
Anonymous: i read it and now WHAT, HUH? fucker1321820707502
Quantum69: ^now you've won all the internets, congrats! *rollz eyez*1326496800633
Anonymous: FAIL1326515868308
Grund1e: I laughted so hard my pants turned brown.1326517970143
CrackSnacker: Bump. HaHaHaHa!!!!!1531468607481
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4chan murder story
4chan murder story 4chan (628) , murder (55) , story (202)

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Anonymous: wow i actually read it all and dude wtf?!?! ▲1260103467834
Sinonymous: ^wow, I didn't and never fucking will1260103624214
Hughbie: read it all...its a mind fuck...and worth it..it give you ideas...1260104376644
Anonymous: Read it too, nice story1260121435727

Samps
1260155049991
Anonymous: nice story, almost had me going, until "we arrived in her room, and i instantly went to work" blah blah blah1260166083244
Ugli: It's called embellishment, Dig her ass up & i bet we find jizz DNA on her rotting back.1260408507474
Anonymous: i loved it.1260409500314
Anonymous: the fuck?1260482520131
cOckwarmer: what the christ1260485906202
Anonymous: This story needs to be made into a movie, or a very hot porno, where you also fuck the corpse in the end again1262655472392
Anonymous: Utter crap. Boring, stupid, pointless. Cancer.1264254505663
Anonymous: wow...wtf?1267093144100
Anonymous: :o...WIN!!!1267330582506

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One day in hundred acre wood, Winnie the Pooh was feeling hungry.
Winnie the pooh story winnie the pooh (7) , story (202)

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SickNote: Winnie the Pooh lol1277586681796
iprobablyhateyou: lmao... win1277734479675
Anonymous: Even as a toddler I always wondered why they would name a friendly bear after the stinky shit that comes out of my bum1279059449248
veranet: Good riddance, never liked the whinny fucker.1279117328650
sickalko: I loled very hard....winnie the poo1279133164706
Anonymous: I lol1279178685200
Furore23: OH GOD!1279188397581
Furore23: Curse you SickNote, you magnifcent bastard!1279188415821
Anonaduck: LOL this is wonderful !1279188728511
Anonymous: Poor Pooh!1279199549641
Grave: fucking magnets1279200597884
uriar: win1279208984840
Anonymous: MOOOAAARRRR HONEY!!!!!!1279441861268
fingerofdoom: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA1279453330639

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Mom defends soldier accused of having child porn
Cp army pedo forum comment fail usa news story law cp (66) , army (122) , pedo (205) , forum (20) , comment (18) , fail (639) , usa (442) , news (207) , story (202) , law (29)

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Anonymous
"Good Mother"
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pancake
<-- That's what you did, by cutting the comments. Sauce: http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/01/mom-defends-soldier-accused-of-having-child-porn.html
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Fart33: Follow up: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/wqad-soldier-home-following-inv-discharge-30810,0,6582608.story1293866105606
Anonymous: Fucked up case. And this problem goes beyond children in bathing suits if you think about it. Everything is labeled "porn" today. Also stuff that is far from porn. Many people has lost the ability to distinguish between actual sex on camera and a picture with some cleavage and skin. It's not really that hard to spot the difference. But we've thrown all nuances away. The terrorists have won.1293866621646
c4c: pancake: i was trying to focus on the rage comment and the ownage. thx for posting sauce though - for those who can't google anyway1293867159725
pancake: ^ agreed, but when reading the actual comments, I can see a majority of people, who seem to have kept their common sense and who are able to distinguish the difference. so this picture generates a false image of societal events (imo).1293867197314
ErlKonigVinz: pfft, false image. Even one of those kinds of people are too much. Execute them before you start executing children! (But either way, it'll be a hell of a party eh? [/richardlewis])1293879922329
Furore23: At last we have a sound legal pretext to get rid of all those annoying children.1293891129898
Anonymous: maximum overrage1295246801948
Kennedy: either way. epic trolller is epic1295388388149
Wr104Gamma: Picture innocent.. Fapping with it out, not so innocent1296597930842
Anonymous: shit, I guess I need to go to jail because I have photos of my niece in a bathing suit at the lake.1296805781952
sorry: those experts are really good at they work, they see maybe more than pedophilles1296831346572
Anonymous: Under current US CP law, if you defend someone accused of CP, you are also guilty of CP. >;D1298942408631

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cool story bro
Cool story bro jesus cool story bro (3) , jesus (225)

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BuggerChan: and for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of my halo.1252147493271
jackfrosty: And for my next trick, pull my finger...1252232604984
Bubble: and for my next trick, my farthers going to help me with this... i'm going to give you all boils1252233091150
Hughbie: and for my next trick, I'm going to..oh crap..hey Copperfield...can you help me out here.1252234154598
AGENTDORK: LOL1264812505677

\m/
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Grave: and for my next trick i'm gonna be BRB.1269332146451
Anonymous: i lold hard1274096598356
Tom's Daddy: he’s a jew. he’s lying. kill him with fire1274394194742

Grave
^
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Clownichter: And a couple thousand years later, youll be drinking my blood and eating my body in mass1286856187297
Anonymous: ^win1286866483792
Canucklehead: But bullshit none the less,,,,1303321099105
Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!11317068533652

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Confirmed: FBI charge LulzSec, Anonymous hackers 'betrayed by insider'
Story hack news 4chan LulzSec hacker FBI sabu Hector Xavier story (202) , hack (72) , news (207) , 4chan (628) , LulzSec (1) , hacker (5) , FBI (19) , sabu (1) , Hector Xavier (1)

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Quantum69: LOL, i guess it's not just girls & guidos that do le ducklips, fucking fagget sellout1336983647329
Anonymous: Would yu actually say "set for Tuesday" when you say it on a Tuesday? 2012-03-06 was a Tuesday. I think I would have said Tuesday next week. BUt, I suppose this is Amurrican news, so it's constantly on meth, and therefore normal.1528608284208
Anonymous: FBI's stolen hacker after dead of 'Adrian Lamo'1528684848800
Anonymous: ^^ American courts normally "set" a hearing or other date involving a case; reporters also use that language as most Americans are familiar with the language as used by the court..1528687611442
Anonymous: Never trust anyone named ACKROYD or the FBI1528688493195
Anonymous: He's gonna be a cutie in prison,kissable lips!1528689177143
Ghostoftime: Prepare your anus,faggot.1528719918220
Anonymous: Earn extra rolls of toilet paper by doing your husbands laundry1528756861582
Anonymous: 1442: The word 'set' wasn't the issue, "for Tuesday" was, since it was said on a Tuesday. "Set for Tuesday next week" if it makes you happier.1528829370282
Anonymous: fucking buttons.1528848490900
Anonymous: The food isn't as bad as you think and solitary is peaceful1528853984758
Anonymous: Your new introduction will be "Meet the example "1528854825316
Anonymous: One man to a bunk1528854929446
Anonymous: Future debutant at prison ball,isn't chan connected to anonymous some how1528903506712

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Dear /b/, There's a zombie who's trying to eat me.
Zombie 4chan story question sex zombie (53) , 4chan (628) , story (202) , question (218) , sex (488)

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iprobablyhateyou: yes durrrr1273790935548
greyhoundpaul: go for it. lol1273839187313
Anonymous: if her body's still warm, she can still ride your horn,1273928368218
darkstan: Lucky bastard...1273964236263
Anonymous: DO EHT!!!!1275964112845
Tom's Daddy: Die, Mr. Writingtoomuch1276295716576
slikwilly: totally exceptable and also a good chance she won't press charges1276303498627
slikwilly: ^exceptable? no, no you silly pothead, it's "acceptable"...... typing while stoned, tsk tsk1276304591486
crackerkiller5: very acceptable1276313495443
vengance: if you dont do her i will,then i will shoot your dick off and feed it to you and choke you til you die with it,then fuck her some more1276317751425
Greg: I say go for it, just hope the zombie disease isnt an STD1276498415428
Pocky: acceptable!!1276617848854
YourFace: Sorry, she has to be dea 18 years or she's gravebait1276672468898
sqwrrl: Let it eat you. Then you will be a zombie. Besides, everyone knows that in a fight between a ninja and a pirate, the zombie wins.1276678805674

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I HATE MY MOTHER
Story eye mom article story (202) , eye (27) , mom (43) , article (57)

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darkstan: Okay, I admit it; that one stung a little bit. What a world. I know it's probably not entirely fact-based, but this is just exactly the kind of planet that we live on. Interesting post, IMO.1311821669938
Aganonymous: omg :((1311822248374
Anonymous: i see what you did there1311831712425
Anonymous: I hate that stupid one-eyed bitch, too.1311834174891
Anonymous: jewish media made up story1311834176376
Anonymous: bawwwthread??1311841431732
Anonymous: bitch...1311844321931
DrPwn: Eye transplant? Surely not.1311891127483
Lickathesplit: If that would be true, the fucker should be brandmarked the word Douchebag on his forhead.. I lol'd at the end though..1311897128743
fiveby5: this fuckin guy. i hate his mother for giving birth to such a condescending prick. lmao, btw1311901959747
iprobablyhateyou: this actually got me a little bit... its one thing to be ashamed of something so stupid as a kid but as a grown man... if this was true i would make it my mission to go to singapore a pop that fuckers eye out1311902552497
salamicus: fake story is fake1312269909680
Lando Calrissian: me no likey1312315946283
Anonymous: k1315597303342

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Seattle police say boy shot on bus with own gun
News gun fail story bus boy news (207) , gun (191) , fail (639) , story (202) , bus (40) , boy (103)

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NSFW: There are at least 5 wtf's in this story.1282240139729
Redrocco: it's all that rain, it gives ppl the crazy1282240308556
MajorB: He bear hugged him?? Watchin to much WWE!! LOL1282244327508
Anonymous: was it a pedobearhug?1282253908853
iprobablyhateyou: i bear hug 10 yo boys on the bus all the time... good thing i never got shot1282262429501
micheal jackson: hmm1303383520309
Furore23: So, a gang of snotty children tried to mug you and you shot one in self-defence? Why didn't you finish the job?1303400497472
Anonymous: I'd like to have seen that.1310034423397
veranet: minor; no repercussions1310147040539
BnSneky: what in the fuck...................1310147817248
Canit: Sigh...what happened to wiffle ball?1310148050118
Toxified: AHAHAHAHA! Ifuckin hate kids lool1318424618889
KofeeAnon: surprised Im the first to point this out but its like 99% chance its a black kid.1335662308775
Anonymous: Pigs1339385579406

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Couple jailed, lose custody of daughter, over stolen sandwiches
Jail sandwich thief news story jail (12) , sandwich (31) , thief (8) , news (207) , story (202)

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Anonymous: Chop off their hands! fuckin thieves1320199261476
chumpno1: 50 lashes1320234620944
chumpno1: each1320234628846
Anonymous: Well they won't 'forget' to pay for sandwiches in the future now will they?1320240755731
Tres: Safeway is - not safe1320322278779
koda12: whats wrong with stealing?1323381636238
Gifmaster: Stealing's bad, mkay.1323381694589
Vincent859: ^^ There's nothing wrong with stealing, in fact, it's a pretty good way to get free room-and-board, and lots of free sex.1325087275244
Hughbie: gotta love the US...1335339120609
Anonymous: $5 for a sarnie in Honolulu? She should have come to the UK-She could have had a sandwhich, a house, a job (or benefits) and still have change for a cupboard full of vodka.1335394036759
halfmast: hawaii is full of island niggers1335423697822
Bunglicker: Actually, Hawaii has very few silly negros compared to the rest of the U.S.A.1335424274888
Anonymous: ^ Might be true, but they have thieves.1394136806726
Anonymous: fuckin murricans fail even at justice1394898972689

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Swiss Govt: Downloading Movies and Music Will Stay Legal
Piracy internet torrent copyright freedom steal news story piracy (19) , internet (173) , torrent (9) , copyright (11) , freedom (57) , steal (12) , news (207) , story (202)

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Anonymous: I want a Victorinox Swiss Army Knife with USB.1322961796248
SwissGuy: Something to be proud about1326317798515
Annoyingmous: Yay Switzerland, the country of not logging IP-adresses.1406304692691
Anonymous: 3SlbDX Im obliged for the blog post.Much thanks again. Want more.1408722970292
Anonymous: That industry wants money. They expect people to buy things without test driving them, so they enforce things like DRM and copy protection and make illegal to download stuff. Therefore I have completely stopped buying things from them. Good job!1524937074476
DriftRocket: I'm moving to Switzerland :)1525140129347
Anonymous: Swiss is very proud great freedom internet1525161343552
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SLOW DOWN - You move too fast
Motivator tl;dr story public bum perception music violin motivator (10) , tl;dr (2) , story (202) , public (110) , bum (28) , perception (5) , music (89) , violin (10)

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Harvey: Mostly they didn't stop because his cock was hanging out.1290909076576
Cuntfux: Just goes to show how much civilization really is self involved in this age.1290925509773
Burrgeezy: sad, our populace is so disconnected.1290925825492
Anonymous: Violin, meeeh....1290927403172
Anonymous: most people wouldn't recognize beauty if it was stuffed down their throats1290927781260
Anonymous: jews want this kinda material world...1290928011688
Flarp: I think we all miss a lot. Myself, especially so. But, maybe I'm wrong. Perception is so much, whether perception of a great musician, or perception of ones self.1290939303275
Nickeh43: Interesting how the kids saw what the adults did not. Happens so often...1290942716676
Grund1e: ^Great observation. Very true!!1290946834342
anonymule: cool story bro1290952719426
Redrocco: great post Xenu1290955428865
Anonymous: Very true Nickeh. I think because a child's sensory perception is less-jaded than an adults. Our society corrupts us the older we get and we become numb to the arts1290955686240
iprobablyhateyou: just cause the violin is expensive as shit doesn't make it sounds any better. i would have stopped to kick him in the nuts1290963753618
Anonymous: FFS it cudda been a retard dressed as a doughnut and the kids wudda noticed it. It's not inciteful of Nickeh43 to point it out, it's fucking stupid. Also, the reason nobody really stopped is because $100 a ticket classical music is only good for preening twats to show off to other preening twats how cultured they think they are... its called pomposity. Now, if it had been Led Zeppelin.......1290965137643

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Ex-porn star reading to LA students causes stir
Sasha grey news story porn student read sasha grey (7) , news (207) , story (202) , porn (498) , student (6) , read (18)

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Arschloch33: And how did the parents find out? Playing her old DVDs?1321200525950
LastResort: Parents sound like a bunch of hypocrites1321204383366
StormTrooper: She's an ex-porn star, not a fucking child molester. Douche holier-than-thou parents1321206986253
Quantum69: cool story bro1321210905937
Furore23: So, how the hell did these whiny Puritans GET children in the first place?1321211281487
MrSandynigger: Born too early. We will never have porn stars make us sit on their laps and have a story read to us =(1321214806565
Anonymous: sasha grey quit porn? oh god! oh fuck! oh god! oh fuck! oh fuck! oh god!1321228899242
Conman: so all those elementary kids were not made via sex? test tubers huh?1321229451725
halfmast: im calling this a fake nigger parents A. showing up to a PTA meeting in the first place and B. giving a fuck about their childrens education? LOL BULLSHIT1321244461325

Anonymous
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Flarp: I'd wager that most people of fame have eaten some ass. The difference in this case was that she did it on film.1321266961414
RubberG: Compton is a bunch oif niggers, Must have been a big chimpout by the mothers at the school.1321269513486
Anonymous: but how exactly does her past not define who she is? fucking nonsense, go eat some ass sweety.1321292354445
BBD: she can read to me while she is fuking my brains out132130439799

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Pedo story asian
Pedo story asian pedo (205) , story (202) , asian (370)

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Whatchamacallit: I can't help it, I laugh my ass off everytime I see this story.1276472173288
Anonymous: thats the coolest1278497379530
crackerkiller5: cool story brah1278515226480
Anonymous: bwahaha,,,just wait a few years and that will be all good1281937332963
Anonymous: bwahaha,,,just wait a few years and that will be all good.1281937337403
Kimsy123: LMFAO1281943820520
DAVESJUSTLOOKIN: BECAREFUL WHO YOU HAVE BABYSIT, YA NEVER KNOW.1282111594983
Solomon Grundy: who asked you to go to china? ........ could have gone to an elementary school's swimming pool!1283467304334
Clownichter: ^ U go there1283488584663
Anonymous: i agree with his tastes1286232847267
Anonymous: They all look good.1287090283102
Thebadoneuk: I don't get it..1287090363225
BlazinWeed: loool1287090468555
MrSandynigger: hahahahaha1295252948105

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Crowd story africa Bechuanaland
Crowd story africa Bechuanaland crowd (90) , story (202) , africa (214) , Bechuanaland (1)

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RubberG: White House inner circle.1325471822616
Moongrim: Herman Cain's family reunion.1325516504627
Peckerhead: Africa.....2012........happy new year niggers1325516724673
Hughbie: nice haircuts....lol...1328076186851
insidejob: see, they were all happy before the white man turned up.1328100583370
BnSneky: hate furries1328105833189
nigel: camp fire storys the same everywhere1353821625111
Queefly: "And then the dumbasses elected him to a SECOND term!!!!!"1353822329220
Anonymous: dubya ... two terms ... obozo ... 2 terms ... USA, you fail.1353823972787
Anonymous: 'And then the great White man pull down pants and, he have teeny, teeny weenie!'1360041649515
Anonymous: What was the story about? The biggest piece of KFC and cup of Purple Drank !!!1360046873156
Anonymous: ^ since these are african niggers it was probably about an extraordinarily huge pile of elephant shit. or rape.1360053605477
silverbacknigger: "DA ELLAPHUN POO POO DIIIIIS HOOOOOOOOOOGE"1360086843491
QueenOfNiggers: Good Morning my Negro Slave Monkeys , 1st Niggerslave to Bow Down and lick my Feet clean wins ... Hurry Niggerboys1371710260116

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Amazing Sight in the South Pacific
Story volcano island birth story (202) , volcano (27) , island (38) , birth (49)

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Anonymous: I'd have claimed it for queen Boxxy, and the flag would be pedo bear stabbing a nigger.1286133021916
NUCK FIGGERS: Lol I thought she looked cute until I saw a video of her. Sure killed that for me.1286133442832
Furore23: Fake, evolution is a lie.1331133934524
Anonymous: i want boat1331140118989
MadNiggerish: Deadliest Catch without the Crabs, almost out of Gas better call the A-Rabs!! Boats N' Hoes, Boats N' Hoes!!!1331145549676
Irishperson: This happens to me like at least once a week. Guess some people are easily excited.1331146901524
Sinister: I would have put a flag on that shit and named the New Island "MINE"1331187570195
Anonymous: That is honestly fucking epic, I'd be like "LAND HOE!" =D1331245837773
BnSneky: Damn1331245897135
Anonymous: For anyone who's interested, those pictures are of the latest emergence of Home Reef, Tonga1331248343401
clownichter: ^Thx bro1331271607252
LemmyLaffer: Instead of just looking, thay shoul have created the new state.1331283991237
Anonymous: Claim That Fucker .1331430496340
Cheesecake: I see that like twice a week in Minnesota1419515742568

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Bang
Internet sad future computer 4chan story grandpa internet (173) , sad (50) , future (46) , computer (149) , 4chan (628) , story (202) , grandpa (3)

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Quantum69: "We were an odd bunch. We would say we hated the place where we spent so much time, but in the end we always kept returning" That's you personified Red.1336986466519
Zombeh: Wow... I got chills.1337061817633
idrankallthebeer: i like the cowboy bebop ending.1337063857420
Anonymous: My com, seven years running... this will be me in the future, high as fuck and shit1338282080921
Anonymous: I really wonder how us idiot teenagers of the internet would be like in the future1338308452953
fiveby5: what a mopey, sad sack of self-indulgent, wimpy, lifeless, pathetic excuse of a human life this old fucker is. i hope it's not me.1338308909109
Anonymous: If you are on c4c, you are definetly going to grow up like this1338335292126
Anonymous: I c-r-i-e-d- came.1338356589389
Anonymous: You guys are faggots!1338439397170
Anonymous: shit's real.1338498893478
Korzo: Shucks howdy.1338501122828
Anonymous: Rip XENU1377953764254
Anonymous: No peace...1499647391547
Anonymous: 微博-随时随地发现新鲜事1519482096471
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4chan story dating women suicide
4chan story dating women suicide 4chan (628) , story (202) , dating (33) , women (376) , suicide (92)

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AnotherAnon: This is why nobody wonders why I'm a misanthrope. Then again, my friends are also misanthropes so go figure.1329814650469
Anonymous: i can just imagine a group of misanthropes, sitting around, hating each other.1329817882258
Furore23: ^ I want to come to your parties.1329825849970
Grund1e: I just want to see the video of this whining little fuck killing himself.1329830374191
Limerick: Brandon Mills, age 26, died May 4, 2011, in Grapevine, Texas, of self asphyxiation with a helium filled bag. Found the addition of his obituary to the screencap in another thread.1329883854324
Rome_: i'll be honest iwas a popular dick or whatever but i never turned my back on somebody, got called pussy alot by the other popular assholes, but i unlike most have a conscience....1329899529930
MrSandyNigger: OP is a glittering faggot. A dead glittering faggot. He should realize that there are many more important things in this world. Fucling pussy. Completed his failure. I laugh at his death.1330184080491
Quantum69: Im a terrible person, i fucking lol'd @ this so hard. I bet he's never smoked weed in his life, he would've felt better & realised that there's never a good reason to an Hero, but always many reasons for murder.1330185280813
Anonymous: a girl that types like that. that's why you killed yourself. for that. awesome, bro.1337266380877
cybersinner: This is one of the saddest stories I have ever read in my life. This bitch should die of colon cancer in a country that has never heard of morphine.1337277799119
Anonymous: sad story, wannabe alpha kids pretending to lol at someone elses misfortune, welcome to high school/internet1337278376915
cybersinner: ^IKR?1337279693417
clownichter: Wat a good story!1337293354101
Anonymous: FAKE. He died before he posted that? cmon people1337304135669

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No Honey, I don't feel like it.
4chan women story 4chan (628) , women (376) , story (202)

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Anonymous: Oh gosh, I don't care how many times this happened and whether OP was included or not, but this is pure epic win.1255928900164
Anonymous: ^ absolutely1255988114319
Hughbie: Pure epic win regardless if true or not..and how fucking true....lol...I would love to have seen that one....1255990242986
HughJasper: tldr1256024211482
jackfrosty: Hee hee heeee1256025370946
BrutalPirate: thats heaps fucking funny1256040779219
Anonymous: LOL!!! YES!!!!!!1256041167327
Anonymous: a smarter man would have raped her ass the first night and bought her an icepack to hold to her face the next day1256042947787
randyvanburen: win!1256043606118
Danie.: OWNED.1256689375981
Khaotickk: EPIC!1256699001686
PlaugedByLife: this is the best story i have ever bothered to read on here. epic win for that dude.1256704610507
Anonymous: fucking sweet hah1256779973434
Anonymous: Now I get religion. This shit may not be real, but it makes me feel good to believe that it is.1257259950862

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internet girlfriend
Fffuuu fat ugly email story fffuuu (438) , fat (580) , ugly (137) , email (14) , story (202)



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Anonymous: muahahahahahahahaha1283828738358
Anonymous: should of asked for her friends number!1283866134211
Anonymous: Front-butt dead ahead ! "Gunt" a-hoy ! ! !1283867249707
Anonymous: the cake is a LARD-ASS1284813509724
Furore23: TL;DR - fat bitch is fat.1284819867231
Flarp: She is legally liable for his airfare because she misrepresented herself. Don't believe me? Do your own homework. It's there.1284822475842
Uncle Harvey: Uh.. that leaden weight in your chest? It sunk down into your gut!1284851390228
Squinky: friend is hawt! Shit I got airfare1286248378395
Raptor Jesus: TL;DR1286252277904
Anonymous: Stupid bitch, can't even sympathize with her. Her own fucking fault for not sharing her pic way earlier. Would've been the first thing I'd done.1286318527103
ishbee: hahahahaha i dont beliiieeeevvee1286318737404
NORWAYchan: that leaden weight in your chest is your greese covered heart hahahah1286329092757
NORWAYchan: ^ughh fail grease1286329119890
crazychikn: never give women anything except a punch in the tits1286329465355

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It seems every couple of days New Orleans loses one of its treasured ENTREPRENEURS
News Nigger Dead Story welfare enterpreneur maths News (207) , Nigger (628) , Dead (134) , Story (202) , welfare (3) , enterpreneur (2) , maths (2)

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Grund1e: Nigger = Entrepreneur = Drug Dealer.1329426397929
Anonymous: he's the 1%, lol1329491808577
Anonymous: kinda fucked1329492328942
Anonymous: but how did niggers get here in the 1st place. so. LOL! USA did it to its self. ha ha ha you mad.1329835598677
iprobablyhateyou: 1329842827699
Prime11: I'm amazed he found the time to die1330230615477
Anonymous: ^1331546747420
RubberG: Also in nigger parlance, they don't commit crime, they "make mistakes".1331552251816
Canucklehead: He was a "good" boy.1331564281526
Diversity Expert: End the welfare system and you destroy the nigger.1331666884465
InternetH8Machine: where the fuck did this retard get these figures from?? this isnt even CLOSE to how it works...troll harder next time, nigger1331676623346
BnSneky: who cares1331676698331
damnthatshitisntdope: 950 dollars each? as if you get 950 dollars per month to support a kid.... this is indeed fucking retarded bullshit.1331732015741
Anonymous: bull shit1338218915686

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The preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar"
Nigger pray story nigger (628) , pray (20) , story (202)

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Anonymous: lol'd a little1296055491222
Anonymous: lame1297363312779
Anonymous: Hearing as in going before the judge. Its funny if you know what it means.1297368325313
MACKY83: lol1297779165400
Rudog: ill give it a heh. not a full lol1301512232904
ivorylc: i ROFL'd1305988180891
Anonymous: @5313 way to ruin the punchline newfag1305988825339
BnSneky: that's fuckin funny1305989292960
anonocunt: only funny when you're high on meth1389806790114
Anonymous: There is also the one with the immigrant who was hired to paint this man's porch, but he could only find a Mercedes, so he painted that.1513800089851
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My dad walked in on me twice!
Story women cucumber masturbate yahoo story (202) , women (376) , cucumber (4) , masturbate (14) , yahoo (40)

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Rorix: LOL, lock the door next time you stupid bitch1314188356747
iprobablyhateyou: nasty ass bitch1314194430172
anal85: lolol1314197744357
Captngeetch: Mmmmmmm cucumbers1314197803381
Captngeetch: bet dad was checking the garbage for days1314198601515
AnotherAnon: 1314199697558
RiddleMeThis: lol - I wonder if she ever petted the neighbour's dog for real - it would've been real friendly, I'm sure . . .1314207050984
Furore23: I sincerely believe that these events truly took place, for real.1314208109384
Anonymous: Wow...............just..............................WOW!1314208434993
anonymule: careful....1314214354275
iprobablyhateyou: 7558 fucking lol1314214445642
Anonymous: NICE1314214601904
MrPerspective: "Best answer"? Can someone pls remind me what the question was, again? 8-P~~~1314323582404
MrPerspective: How derp can you be, wanking @ home with your door unlocked... for the SECOND time?!? Don't you know that many parents are inconsiderate and never knock? Mine sure as f... never did. I agree that Daddykins lingering and lecturing clearly implies something...1314323733544

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Mummy, just what I always wanted! Girl, 7, gets £7,000 liposuction voucher for Christmas from 'Human Barbie' mum
Wtf news liposuction barbie gift Christmas young story wtf (513) , news (207) , liposuction (1) , barbie (22) , gift (9) , Christmas (18) , young (90) , story (202)

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Anonymous: No amount of surgery can correct their flaws...it ain't on the outside.1325739051395
halfmast: yep seems legit1325742032258
Quantum69: ^of course it's legit, the daily mail ain't ever lied.1325756249499

Furore23
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Moongrim: Humans are so fucked up. It's fascinating to watch how much pain woman are willing to endure just so that they can look "attractive" to a male.1325772193992
Anonymous: rich people are fucking retards1325772398396
fiveby5: sounds like child abuse to me...1325786075385
Anonymous: mother looks like some faggot ass in drag even the little girl aint that cute already, so i fear for what shes gonna be like when shes 18 train wreck i guess.1325814488300
Lexicon: What I want to know is why, if a woman has cosmetic surgery to feel comfortable in her body, people rag on her... but if a dude does the same thing, plus has his pecker cut off, he's a champion for the transgendered.1325824306781
Furore23: Anyone who has surgery that is not necessary to preserve life and limb is a COMPLETE AND TOTAL ARSE SHIT. That is the end of the debate. Everyone knows this is true. We are done.1325852096645
MegaShit: Fucking right too! Nobody wants a fat kid!1325871737682
MrSandynigger: @Moongrim, and yet they manage to pick the biggest douchebag of all.1325872320108
Quantum69: wtf lex?1325872421609
anonymous: Burn the mom, with fire1325876329989

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Emergency Care Unit
Daydream dildo story daydream (1) , dildo (151) , story (202)

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bananaman: hahaha, nice one1262719337970
santa: haha sweet1262837721616
Anonymous: fap fap fap fap1269504568777
Samps: Lol1269568930200
Grave: haha olololololol1269625660270
Anonymous: If I had to explain something like this I would kill myself...1269835469722
Anonymous: lulz, she has no boobs1272829877983
Anonymous: take on me1279102044933
Anonymous: epic1279104540687
Pyro: HHAHAHAHAHAHAA LOL LMFAO IM STONED AS FUCK DAMNIT CAPSLOCK1279105157891
Armistice: lolled1279114213721
Anonymous: hahahah lol1285015720918
Rorix: So lonely1285026117557
chrud: i can't stop laughing!1285026206225

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Brazilian girl dies after a continuous orgasm of 12 minutes with a friend
Orgasm sex death story orgasm (19) , sex (488) , death (91) , story (202)

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Quantum69: Wow..................just, wow man. geeez, i'd feel more sorry for her but it sounds like she had the time of her life...1323472652250
KamikazeProject: f.a.k.e.1323472928717
Anonymous: "MURDER without intent to kill" ………yeah right1323487232730
Moongrim: So, how exactly did they manage this?1323533762320
HungLoh: I call bullshit on this until I see it published by a reputable source. "Eyes spinning around in her head."? Oh, please. Sounds like the Exorcist.1323534130895
Anonymous: Sounds like Fox News bullshit...1323536247717
iprobablyhateyou: sounds like a good way to go1323537092590
Anonymous: Zooey Deschanel...1323537501749
Anonymous: it seems to have appeared on facebook, so it must be true1323537701225
Anonymous: I don't know if it's true but that's the way I want to die1328766109732
Anonymous: "Murder WITHOUT intent to kill"?? WHAT THE FUCK?!1328792553891
Hughbie: she ran after the ambulance eh? So it was already there?1328796457352
Anonymous: i'd like to have that ability - would work wonders, better than borgia age poison and possibly undetectable afterwards1328796517468
Anonymous: snu-snu!1328839406554

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Papa John's apologizes for 'chinky eyes' receipt
Asian eyes story apology pizza order asian (370) , eyes (483) , story (202) , apology (3) , pizza (51) , order (2)

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LastResort: I typically prefer my women to have chinky eyes.1326138877267
Quantum69: ^So you're down for that far-east poontay?1326142939679
HungLoh: I still haven't found an Asian with a slanted pussy crack but I'll keep looking.1326143085388
Anonymous: ^fight on good soldier.1327960370853
JosefFritzl: LOLOL Now they should do one for niggers "Lady/Man dark shit nigger"1327968789689
liplocker_code3: I wonder what had happened to the cotton industry in the 1800's if Internet was around then.1414646765232
Anonymous: ^much the same as now..NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER......NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER1414648105141
Anonymous: What was her first name? Ah?1511894978909
Pity party: They should apologize for the quality1511974560168
Anonymous: here eyes were probably full of jizz1512276327179
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Guys, I'm fucking sick of this.
Life story spongebob text life (63) , story (202) , spongebob (45) , text (12)

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Anonymous: FURORE!!!!... I WANT BACK MY 2 MINUTES I WASTED READING THIS !!!1283352679814
Furore23: ^ Then I guess it sucks to be you, Anon. I'm not the boss of time.1283352770628
XENU: nigger, took you 2 minutes to read that?1283352783365
8===>: R.I.P. XENU1283352906879
NSFW: Nice twist.1283353117903
iprobablyhateyou: haha i fucking lol'd1283353242303
Redrocco: sounds like you got it pretty sweet1283353371779
Anonymous: yes 2 minutes xenu, i just got up and it was the first image i opened. Furore owes me 2minutes of my life back. I'll get it back somehow. hehehe1283353644801
Furore23: ^ Post moar OC.1283357064426
anon: good one1283370502342
Furore23: Just an aside: when I say OC, I mean 'OC per context'. On this site, that doesn't necessarily mean 'I made this'; just that 'I am reasonably sure it has not been posted here before'. You know. Clarity.1283429811351

Anonymous
----Understood Furore, it's all in good fun & humor.
1283433943870
Anonymous: lol1283487503401
Jovi: gay,1283503764354

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I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai girl.
Tranny thai erection story joke tranny (18) , thai (3) , erection (8) , story (202) , joke (55)

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Everdark: lolz1323265005288
Anonymous: Ladyboys who look better than real girls....1323266058955
Quantum69: haha, nice one OP1323272694915
Gifmaster: classic!!!1323272733159
MrSandynigger: Details of train route plox?1323287362512
MrSandynigger: It's funny because all along the joke I was still thinking that he was wishing that she wouldn't get an erection. Do I need to see a specialist?1323287416222
Anonymous: Ain't no thang - just means he/she likes you...1323287956820
RKB: its a trap?1323288699146
Furore23: MSN, it just means that you understand the truth about Asians: they are ALL traps. All of them, utterly without exception.1323290364529
Gifmaster: ^I Guess somebody fell into quite some traps there huh??1323290483204
Furore23: ^ No, I made my Saving Throw just in time.1323386926545
Vincent859: "And then . . . ???"1323387060454
Anonymous: thai girls always do.1323394429933
Vincent859: "And then . . . ???1323394477509

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Love. 13. My grandpa is 85 years old. Today I found out that ever since his wife, his true love, had died, he puts roses on her grave every Sunday. The drive is 2 hours away from where he lives. She was 29 when she died.
Grandpa story grandpa (3) , story (202)

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Reaxus: HE WAS 841272134033614
rome_: what a gold diggin bitch, i hate when a young ass girl marries a grandpa1272140035951
SmashaGash: She must have made one hell of a sandwich..1272325269353
Choadboy: All that money spent on gas and flowers would have bought some quality whores!1272352888936
Pyro: ^ and weed/booze1272493103903
Anonymous: heh. you know... i think the implication was that he had been continuously visiting the cemetery for 50years1274363794912
Anonymous: she only died last Tuesday...some stud!1274367444205
Moongrim: Does he ever clean the old roses off?1274483113659
geekfloyd: TMI - and the whole bloody affair makes me think of limes for some reason1274599024250
FuckChinkies: FAKE1278690152157
Anonymous: if he drove 2 hours, he was hittin a live one too1278691474114
enemanonymous: once a week isn't that often1278698750131
the7rafe7: get your dad a woman you fuck1278834460683
Anonymous: your grandpa is a nigger!1278835020897

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That was my one and only experiment with butt love.
Beads story anal sex fail beads (13) , story (202) , anal (146) , sex (488) , fail (639)

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RKB: ROTFL!1312553833903
Hughbie: lesson learnt....welcome to life son...1312558315276
Lickathesplit: Hahahahahahahahaha, oh fuck !! That got me lolling like crazy... I'm wondering if he has developed issues with the lawnmower now...1312571276581
HanoverRed: Shit Happens1312576545139
Anonymous: thats how the red sock was invented1312722425151
fiveby5: at least he wasn't experimenting with getting his red wings. that could've gone all kinds of wrong in these incapable hands1312733345968
Anonymous: maybe someday hewill find a girl that can suck-start a Harley... LOL1312733638800
Flarp: That is fucking hillarious. He should get some kind of a prize, or something.1313242651892
Anonymous: LOOOL1313244202307
Teufel69: I thgink I just peed myself laughing1313277922484
Dollar Bill: With age comes wisdom. Keep seeking, Monty...1320990300853
clownichter: Very cool story brooo!1320990888521
BnSneky: what a dumb-ass1321008890604
Christsmegma: "some poop involved" hahahahaha1323829036823

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EMERGENCY! - You're doing it wrong
Sex medical urethra story vagina fail sex (488) , medical (33) , urethra (1) , story (202) , vagina (226) , fail (639)

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Deadache: OMG. I'm speechless.1328264634945
Anonymous: so thats the recipe to stay childless then?1328264978456
Anonymous: not as smelly as the anus, k1328264997286
Lolusername69: surely the first time must have been like an elephant fucking a mouse!1328269329804
Moongrim: Homeschooled Sex Ed.1328276799948
greyhoundpaul: taking it in the pee hole for 52 years. Holy shit!1328278921185
Anonymous: Damn they were doing it wrong!!!1330634729347
Hakuma: His dick must have been miniscule.1330640114593
MadNiggerish: WHAT THE FUCK1330640210295
Quantum69: What......did i just read? 'O_O'1330640471929
LemmyLaffer: Is "Emergency!" the title of the book? I bloody want to read more... I'm speechless too...1330641243366
Grund1e: I'm guessing she never took a load in the mouth either.1330652813517
Queefly: Stupid hillbillies......1330653082112
Anonymous: Truth - truly - is stranger than fiction.1330663644910

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Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios)
Date shit dating story comic date (20) , shit (238) , dating (33) , story (202) , comic (463)

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Chowder: This is fuckin hilarious!!! hhahahaahhah1279385321474
Anonymous: Shit happens1280630873960
Anonymous: Dude... just give up. Don't call her back1280633782700
barak osama: real LMAO1280636047648
ThelemicMage: Maybe you should call her and ask her if you can shit in her mouth. Say it will help your social anxiety. Pee bottles? Fuck you loser.1280654465773
Anonymous: Worst fucking thread ever. Kill yourself faggot.1280673903520
Flarp: OMG that is so funny. I'd call her. What's the worst that could happen? She would say, "I don't want to see you poopy boy?" You could always make up some medical shit and explain how embarassed you were at what happened because she was so important to you. If it works, try not to shit on everything. Haha. That's fucking classic!1280674624268
AlienNation: epic laughter here1280675013596
Grave: WHAT. A. FUCKING. DOUCHEBAG. wtf man? just poo on the floor and pick it up. fucking retard.1280678316543
Merrimon: Any dude who carries "Pee bottles" deserves this shit...sorry bro, doesn't sound too hard to fix hahaha1280679160632
Anonymous: It didn't happen.1280681219224
Anonymous: WHAAAAAT?!!?!1280682248823
Anonymous: hahaha to much chili1280686957553
666thbastard.: that's fucking worthwile shit to read for once!!!!!!!!!! man, NEVER call her back, you can only amagine what revenge she'd release on you. accept the loss......lol.....that is all.1280760794418

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Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse.
Story school story (202) , school (160)

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Anonymous: wow. win.1278910749686
Anonymous: If you don't send this to 10 people in the next 24 hours your penis will fall off!!1278911159427
Anonymous: wow omg1279024947160
TotallyNasty: This is just common fucking sense that anyone should be able to figure out, and those among us who have not done it b4 reading a story like this will have forgotten all about it the next day.1279025269143
NigBickDigger: jeez...finally something positive on c4c.1279025366813
NigBickDigger: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-04-07/1239083166786.jpg that should do it1279025385890
Anonymous: Damm this is very nice. I was like WOW1279025668969
the7rafe7: pics or gtfo1279066940440
Anonymouse: awwww... this made me shed a tear or two1281328895244
headbuster17: fuckin valedictorian should have gone to someone who wasnt such a pussy.1281329219276
Cogent: Spoken lile someone who has risen to the peak of their incompetence.1281329578987
blahchan: fake seen this story in different bits and pieces told in different ways for years1281332054961
Raptor Jesus: TL:DR1281333328220
Anonymous: FAGGOT SHOULDA DONE IT1281357354523

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Pizza delivered with racial slur - What do they mean when they write: This Nigger doesn't tip?
News story nigger racism Pizza tip news (207) , story (202) , nigger (628) , racism (52) , Pizza (51) , tip (3)

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Poopalotacus: bet the nigger doesn't tip1329506659210
RubberG: Does Dominos accept EBT cards or did she pay with cash from one of her sons robbery/drug dealing money??1329507315969
Ghostoftime: I'm black and I always tip whoever delivers my food its the right thing to do.1329510798347
Anonymous: ^ my wigger friend, if you REALLY want to be black you'll have to work on that, niggers NEVER tip.1329532365608
Hughbie: Well she really shouldn't be eating pizza in the first place...maybe half a field of grass might be better suited...1329532556793
Anonymous: I didn't know you could get a pizza with fried chicken and watermelon on it.1329533776789
ImpetigoVulgaris: i'd have a double cheese pizza with that racial slur!1329795898397
Anonymous: Say whatever the fuck you want. Niggers do not tip.1329796317640
Anonymous: what they DO is stink. and being loud.1329967857828
Grund1e: Niggers pack themselves into the Detroit casino's squandering their welfare checks... They either don't tip at all, or, they tip very badly. Reason: They're niggers!1329971003698
Grund1e: BTW, Great post Q691329971031412
Nickeh43: Here's the story: http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/local&id=7621702 Notice it doesn't mention whether or not she did, in fact, tip... I think that speaks for itself.1329971691333
Grund1e: ^ This doesn't seem right, niggers can't read either. :-)1329972076756
Pauly Shore: This cracker doesn't see any racial slur, that nigger just needs to tip.1330019622383

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AN INSPIRATIONAL STORY OF LUCK AND GOOD FORTUNE
Fat fortune luck lottery story fat (580) , fortune (3) , luck (5) , lottery (4) , story (202)

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Hughbie: money....it sin;t everything..but its up there with air.1251817560224
Hughbie: and fuck the spelling for thr grammar fags...1251817598386
Bubble: the^ lol, dual force, troll yourself!1251818712422
bananaman: aawww how cute, he found himself a whore1254174313666
cracker_killer: at least he's getting laid tonight1254188608101
TASTYbacon: And who said money can't buy me love ? BUY MEEEEEEE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEE!!!!!!!!1254189347880
ImaD00d: Congratulations ma'am. Hope you don't mind being pinned to a mattress under a thrusting, sweaty blob of fat penetrating you with a pathetically small half-flaccid penis, praying for the viagra to wear off so you can drive his Mercedes to your bi-monthly botox appointment to get that little injection of self-esteem you so desperately need to be able to look at yourself in the mirror without crying.1254194223828
Anonymous: ^ that and he's fat too1254195015687
ImaD00d: I mentioned that in my rambling, didn't I? yeah I did.1254196305171
TASTYbacon: ^RAMBO1254196662405
Anonymous: wah dah tah1254198358523
Squirrely1: Yep ...I knew money was involved...1254241936136
Anonymous: time to invest in some lipo-suction, maybe then you can get an even hotter gold digger1254253027606
Anonymous: GOOOOLD DIGGA1254253906150

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COOL STARRY BRA
Bra blue starry cool story bro thread bra (58) , blue (96) , starry (1) , cool story bro (3) , thread (1018)

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Anonymous: cool story, bro.1292164584411
Zombeh: rule poorly, grow.1292185811705
YuLiekPicturz: haha fucking amazing1292191983984
Nickeh43: I think I owned this bra in my younger years. Back when I had things to keep in a bra.1294714799288
Nickeh43Fan: ^Pics or it didn't happen.1294715836147

weeone
1294715921622
Nickeh43: LOL I wish I had pics of it, would be cool to show that I was once the proud owner of a cool starry bra. I do have a dress with the same pattern, but it came with no such taggage.1294715941432
Anonymous: I WOULD FUCK WHOEVER IS WEARING IT1294716072699
Anonymous: ^I'll have something for you1294730010871
AZO9swall0ded: ^^1294734540165
Anonymous: ^^^Ha!1294802320779
Anonymous: epic win 0165!!1296084401105
NightCrufa3: BRILLIANT!!!!1307064486718
Anonymous: Weird, I have that bra, shame my ex will never see me in it again ;)1307148266272

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This is what gay men actually believe.
Gay hiv aids rape story forum gay (464) , hiv (8) , aids (34) , rape (208) , story (202) , forum (20)

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darkstan: This is hard to understand. This is a thing for people? That's too bad, 'cause it means we're more fucked up as a group than I had imagined. I had imagined that we were pretty fucked up, you see.1313626267288
YuLiekPicturz: tl;dr1313713235210
Anonymous: Gay fags fail at life.1315333429425
KofeeAnon: disgusting fags are disgusting1315385681641
djh123: damn thats a lot to read.. too much.. next!1315385716865
Quantum69: i tried to read it.........................gave up @ the first sentence.1315386076956
Anonymous: man that is very deviant stuff who the fuck deliberately wants to get stds?1315435766764
HanoverRed: I believe Choadboy is gay1315494685118
djh123: ^probably1315519234672
Anonymous: this is nightmare hardcore shit1315521857714
Anonymous: ^ Indeed. I think I'll look for one of these sites, find a guy who wants to meet and "poz me up", then kill him with a sledgehammer. Or is that a bad thing?1315601800184
Anonymous#2: ^ Actually, you would probably have the net effect of saving lives.1315606337612
Anonymous: i'd encourage them to do it so they annihilite themselves if it wasnt for the cost of cleaning up the neighborhood after1315612666199
spz557: Wow. That's something different. Fucken fags....they're a dying breed anyways...lol1315614991399

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Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as a Snickers bar
News story sumo pub Snickers wtf news (207) , story (202) , sumo (5) , pub (3) , Snickers (5) , wtf (513)

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Santa: wtf haha1278120421125
Anonymous: I had to read that 3 times before I gave up.1279421736675
Anonymous: lolwat?1279424296929
Arsonist: lol? what the fuck is up with every one now and days?1279424420160
Anonymous: LOL holy shit fat man1279424513685
NigBickDigger: Sumo in Snickers bar waved at woman in gay assualted pub wrestler.1279424713708
fingerofdoom: wat1279429906718
Anonymous: Actually, sumo wrestlers and snickers have been at war since the Edo era. They go back.1279434854394
Grave: Well, that's something you don't see every... never.1279436996400
Anonymous: meanwhile in japan....1279681572542
Jovi: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!1279691742679
Anonymous: waitwat1280384872590
Anonymous: probabaly some after-halloween party shit1280413318397
Anonymous: Because the sumo wrestler knew that "nothing satisfies like a Snickers"1280414280600

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You were on your way home when you died.
4chan death life after story afterlife god 4chan (628) , death (91) , life after death (1) , story (202) , afterlife (2) , god (79)

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Chicagosox23: MIND BLOWN1336348894786
spnk: mind not blown T.T1336350531306
Anonymous: HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I'm you, and you're me, and we're both arnold schwarzenegger. and one day we'll be god, and very disappointed in us.1336362332840
mischievious: So.. the point is to realize we live for centuries dealing with our own asshole self? well if a parent would do that, they are shitty parents.1336363041531
Anonymous: FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP1336389936424
GibblesNBits: thats it, next time I'm a super-model, I'm fucking everybody...1336391129958
MrSandynigger: Fuck god. He needs a kick in his balls.1336395570875
r120507: Everyone is Moongrim1336410890586
Quantum69: ^Fucking lulz man1339353180430
Anonymous: Next time I want to come back rich.1344487297671
Anonykin slywalker: so, im like fapping to myself but niether version of me knows that we're one (and the same) being? and if that's true then when we do it we're fucking ourselves? and creating ourselves in baby form too?1344490219498
Anonymous: thats right1345411746858
Anonymous: great story.1345442709790
Your Lawyer: the GAY in this is totally GAY1345506385787

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SOME HABITS - are hard to break.
Marco polo habit police story marco polo (1) , habit (1) , police (258) , story (202)

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Bubble: can someone explain this marco, polo to me? i never really heared it before, only on family guy... i'm English if ya didn't know1251701884781
ImaD00d: It's a game played in swimming pool. One person closes their eyes and calls out "marco". Everyone else with their eyes open responds "polo". The person calling marco must find and tag someone else by following the sound of their voice as they say polo. We Americunts love our simple amusements.1251704605462
Sinonymous: But what if you're not into polo?1251729147870
Obbop: I thought polio was eradicated1251865642246
skinner: that cop deserves a medal.1251894710501
Winnar: YOU ALL DESERVE MEDALS, BOYS1251933372906
Fuehrer: faggot1265032807255
Nickeh43: It's a fucking compulsion, I swear. Also compulsive is the desire to shout "FISH OUTTA WATER!" when someone gets out of the pool and walks around it.1285382965623
Amaranth: QUICK! GET THAT MAN A BABY!1285408028514
Bonefish: Criminal-FAIL, Police officer-WIN.1347037724251
Oviiic: FISHY OUT OF WATER1347372404208
Raimey_D: I grabbed my first dick when I was 11 playing this stupid ass game.1499573653961
Anonymous: Made me think of Roger Rabbit, with some sentences you just can't help but complete them youtube watch?v=w8FqML_b6og1499624084535
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To the guy That I met at the bar sat night
Craigslist cum shit story alcohol message craigslist (9) , cum (323) , shit (238) , story (202) , alcohol (29) , message (37)

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MrSandynigger: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1320421551413
Anonymous: Oh, sorry, I thought you would like the surprises babe, I just wanted to make you feel part of my family.1320422096654
fiveby5: maybe he thought you were into kinky shit...1320430307101
Anonymous: Pics of me cuming on your face will be on Efukt shortly1320457352659
Captngeetch: Wait...was it beer or coke ? I call bullshit1320457606496
halfmast: fuck you slut? its typical of a woman to never accept responsibility for ones own actions1320464249927
Greeft: The most impressive part is that he shit IN the floor not on it and it can't be a mistake she said it twice.1320475724651
spz557: LOL!!!!1320475994392
iprobablyhateyou: bitch got what she had cummin1320502130443
assman: this guy is my hero1320502538860
Rorix: Cuddle, LOL1320503628858
Anonymous: If you at least blew him that night, this never would have happened1320528022330
InternetH8Machine: This guy just won +10 internets.....u mad, whore?1323260991812
ADrian Mormoloc: That dude is a real asshole. Fuck this kind of people.1323266814345

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Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report
Redneck stench USA nasty West Virgina ugly pussy rape knife news story redneck (34) , stench (1) , USA (442) , nasty (7) , West Virgina (1) , ugly (137) , pussy (1509) , rape (208) , knife (58) , news (207) , story (202)

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Cuntfux: wtf, psycho horny uglified splatterbomb :S1289784333534
Cuntfux: oh wait....forgot stinky :P1289784374639
sickfuck88: pinch your nose and eat it.....pussy1289851984684
ajmisback: LMAO @ overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor!!!!!1289853144444
AlienNation: HAHAHA I hope this isn't true.1289856826793
Antiphon: Vagisil!1290625128312
Anonymous: nasty1291508910421
Anonymous: I like that story.1291509217719
blackal: P U1291509939284
Munster: Good god...1291806360529
Quasimodo: DESTROY IT WITH FIRE!1291806461247
FluffyTaco: That cracks my shit up...nasty but funny1292062015606
Anonymous: I would have ate that shit alll out. I love that nasty pussy. And im not trying to be funny either.1292886695163
Anonymous: isnt that rape? molestation?1293147241808

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OFFENSIVE WEBSITE CHAN4CHAN TAKING IT TOO FAR WITH IMAGES
Fox news story april1 chan4chan offensive fox news (8) , news (207) , story (202) , april1 (1) , chan4chan (341) , offensive (2)

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XENU: NEED MOAR NIGGERDIX1301624163977
DriftRocket: Fox no liek my images ?? :(1301629295634
Anonymous: OH LORRRDDDDDD1301631494297
chumpno1: can I get some naked pics of her?1301632247738
Burrgeezy: needs more owl......and fritzl1301632341329
GridLocK: well, at least fox has hot news women1301633164273
bananaman: this shit caused me so much butt-hurt!1301638307433
Aganonymous: LOOOOOOOOOOOORRRDDDD1301647989185
Twinchlian: Hey. HEY! Hey YOU bitch!! TITs oR gET da fuCK AOUt!!!1111111301652752612
Anonymous: jeez guys hide the link any further away......1301655245771
bingolong: Who's tha bitch??1301684950923
Anonymous: For four hours I dont fap...1301685102907
Anonymous: i commited suicide... lucky u guys it was a joke! /b/ness all over the world!1301685176366
Anonymous: what day is it again?1301685320815

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Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D
Fail stupid news cheat black baby story fail (639) , stupid (54) , news (207) , cheat (19) , black (387) , baby (245) , story (202)

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Anonymous: unbelievable....LOL what a Bitch !1273687417774
ghostoftime: repressed genes will fuck up your marriage1273688013404
Anonymous: Oh my fricken god...army stupid.1273695288545
DutchGuy: cool story brah1273695415372
absinthe: I read this and can think I are stupider getting1273705356989
balder: "The film in 3D are very real". Come on, it say a dude who supposed to have a knowledge war technology on planet, hell yes the rest of the world don't compare whit you America.1273724042271
Anonymous: if she was for Avatar in Cinema..what would the Kid be..? Blue like a Smurf ???1273738018233
iprobablyhateyou: i got herpes from watching "A Night in Paris"1273756944296
Choadboy: @ iprobablyhateyou, good one!1273772866856
???: she is too ashamed to admit she fucked a nigger, she wants his army benefits1273773162649
Furore23: Re-post = boring as fuck.1275819867349
Anonymous: lol husband doent know shit1275830707995
cindais1: ^ No, husband is keeping his mouth shut to later claim his "Free Fuck" card.1275875478466
Anonymous: fuckin whore coming up with dumb excuses, looks like she went full retard after being knocked up by niggers1275892748900

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Story from a Minnesota State Trooper
Story police grandma gun story (202) , police (258) , grandma (10) , gun (191)

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Quantum69: Nice1331192495584
Anonymous: haha that is a bad ass granny1331281792463
RubberG: LOL!!1331286394270
spotswood: bloody hilarious, go granny go...1331909972235
MadNiggerish: that is fucking winrar1331911082110
fiveby5: turn granny loose in the Thunderdome™!!1331915263744
Ceesaurus: Too bad her purse was stolen when she left her car..1331923549315
RubberG: That's just what she has in the car. At home she's sporting a G.E. 5.56mm Minigun in a smartgun setup by the front door.1331936094839
HWood: Gangsta Granny - ftw!1331939233295
Anonymous: LOFLMAO! *litterly!*1352777114888
SpaceBum: Granny gives not one fuck.1352835687320
InternetH8Machine: I call bullshit on the speeding part...moar like doing 45.... in the left lane....with her left turn signal on1352941508398
Anoman: ^^^^ Don't use the word ''Gangsta''. It's for dumb niggers only.1352943334144
Anonmous: ^^ Yeah. Make fun of the old woman that is packing and looking for an excuse to use it.1352943491882

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You're Cute!
Women comic story women (376) , comic (463) , story (202)

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Anonymous: oh yes we know the story1257888721674
DutchGuy: mistakes were made1257890329764
Anonymous: shit thtas always how it is too women are fucking nuts1258006710428
Anonymous: we should all blow our brains out ahead of time and let the world die1258006912742
danie: hhmm. it's actually the other way around with me and my boyfriend. except the fucking his ex part. he doesn't have any. the little boy had no experience till he met me.1258007130362
suh: bitter faggotry1258888212420
Anonymous: damn other people go through this shit too fffffffuuuuuuuu1279227991315
Anonymous: fffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu1279264446410
fingerofdoom: women huh..lol1279546429141
the7rafe7: fuck this i'd kill them all. DID HE HAVE A GUN THROUGH THIS WHOLE STORY?? WTFF1279575657170
Anonymous: Seems about right...1279845458618
Anonymous: so true1279917234696
BigBootay: And they wonder why a man snaps and kills people.1279924790417
Toxified: SO EFN TRUE, epic fail, for men..1280025716490

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We've had just about enough of the human condition around here - Adorable kitty holiday
Cat story comic cat (894) , story (202) , comic (463)

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NigBickDigger: ...kthnx...1274061389858
nika: Da fuck?1277670215517
Furore23: Get stuck in my droogies: http://nobodyscores.loosenutstudio.com/1277815072418
Anonymous: well, idk man1322789679311
The Original Spoon: Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Haha1322803418895
ivanivanich: i dont get it1331678561602
LemmyLaffer: LOL good.1331755208958
LemmyLaffer: And thanks for the link, Furore23.1331755411947
Furore23: ^ No wuckers dog. I feel that this comic started pretty strong and petered out slowly... but there's some gems in there. If you're looking for something with a vaguely similar vibe, you could do worse than any of the following:1331803262749
Furore23: http://www.akimbocomics.com/ http://gunshowcomic.com/ http://tallcomics.com/ http://wondermark.com/1331803303629
LemmyLaffer: thx again1331827703436
MadNiggerish: fucking stupid1331831499652
BnSneky: lame1331832048777
N: Is that a different girl or what ???1479759256759

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