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Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D
Fail stupid news cheat black baby story fail (639) , stupid (54) , news (207) , cheat (19) , black (387) , baby (245) , story (202)

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Anonymous: unbelievable....LOL what a Bitch !1273687417774
ghostoftime: repressed genes will fuck up your marriage1273688013404
Anonymous: Oh my fricken god...army stupid.1273695288545
DutchGuy: cool story brah1273695415372
absinthe: I read this and can think I are stupider getting1273705356989
balder: "The film in 3D are very real". Come on, it say a dude who supposed to have a knowledge war technology on planet, hell yes the rest of the world don't compare whit you America.1273724042271
Anonymous: if she was for Avatar in Cinema..what would the Kid be..? Blue like a Smurf ???1273738018233
iprobablyhateyou: i got herpes from watching "A Night in Paris"1273756944296
Choadboy: @ iprobablyhateyou, good one!1273772866856
???: she is too ashamed to admit she fucked a nigger, she wants his army benefits1273773162649
Furore23: Re-post = boring as fuck.1275819867349
Anonymous: lol husband doent know shit1275830707995
cindais1: ^ No, husband is keeping his mouth shut to later claim his "Free Fuck" card.1275875478466
Anonymous: fuckin whore coming up with dumb excuses, looks like she went full retard after being knocked up by niggers1275892748900

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Guys, I'm fucking sick of this.
Life story spongebob text life (63) , story (202) , spongebob (45) , text (12)

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Anonymous: FURORE!!!!... I WANT BACK MY 2 MINUTES I WASTED READING THIS !!!1283352679814
Furore23: ^ Then I guess it sucks to be you, Anon. I'm not the boss of time.1283352770628
XENU: nigger, took you 2 minutes to read that?1283352783365
8===>: R.I.P. XENU1283352906879
NSFW: Nice twist.1283353117903
iprobablyhateyou: haha i fucking lol'd1283353242303
Redrocco: sounds like you got it pretty sweet1283353371779
Anonymous: yes 2 minutes xenu, i just got up and it was the first image i opened. Furore owes me 2minutes of my life back. I'll get it back somehow. hehehe1283353644801
Furore23: ^ Post moar OC.1283357064426
anon: good one1283370502342
Furore23: Just an aside: when I say OC, I mean 'OC per context'. On this site, that doesn't necessarily mean 'I made this'; just that 'I am reasonably sure it has not been posted here before'. You know. Clarity.1283429811351

Anonymous
----Understood Furore, it's all in good fun & humor.
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Anonymous: lol1283487503401
Jovi: gay,1283503764354

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Papa John's apologizes for 'chinky eyes' receipt
Asian eyes story apology pizza order asian (370) , eyes (483) , story (202) , apology (3) , pizza (51) , order (2)

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LastResort: I typically prefer my women to have chinky eyes.1326138877267
Quantum69: ^So you're down for that far-east poontay?1326142939679
HungLoh: I still haven't found an Asian with a slanted pussy crack but I'll keep looking.1326143085388
Anonymous: ^fight on good soldier.1327960370853
JosefFritzl: LOLOL Now they should do one for niggers "Lady/Man dark shit nigger"1327968789689
liplocker_code3: I wonder what had happened to the cotton industry in the 1800's if Internet was around then.1414646765232
Anonymous: ^much the same as now..NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER......NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER1414648105141
Anonymous: What was her first name? Ah?1511894978909
Pity party: They should apologize for the quality1511974560168
Anonymous: here eyes were probably full of jizz1512276327179
Anonymous: ^ Learn English BEFORE posting. And watch out for ICE1549248332827
Anonymous: ^grow a brain before poasting1549250555381
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Folks. What is the worst thing you have done to a child?
Harry potter 4chan story harry potter (18) , 4chan (628) , story (202)

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zodd: Cam footage from the train or it never happened1267065708422
Narlodapanda: Thats a sweet story, I wouldnt doubt it too much tho since almost everyone in the states and brittan is retarded1267072443258
Anonymous: COOL STORY, BRO1269623196958
strike: If it's true, EPIC WIN1270154190135
brunzedickenson: that is great1270158816319
Fenrore: Fuck ya, That my friend is the win of the century1270163925926
Vivaz: narlodapanda you would be able to call people from BRITAIN retarded if you could spell it :)1270167184790
the7rafe7: COOL STORY, BRO... god fuckin damn it someone beat me to it1270257891865

Anonymous
ha! I have a picture to go with the phrase!
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Anonymous: @Vivaz - fuck you and britten1270263080619
Anonymous: nice1270265987270
cheesecake: Great Story !! Revenge is indeed sweet.1271050526247
Anonymous: You are my hero. Beatiful story.1271053768185
ManChowder: Pure Win!1271186341389

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Breaking news - WikiLeaks founder charged with rape molestation
Wikileaks rape jail news story wikileaks (12) , rape (208) , jail (12) , news (207) , story (202)

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Furore23: Thanks for fucking it up for everybody, idiot.1282407777880
Anonymous: too dangerous for US Gov. - so they want him dead or in prison...1282408075650
Redrocco: dude I know in Sweden sez it's a non-story there1282408156633
Anonymous: All they need is to get him behind bars temporarily. From that point on, he's owned.1282408475933
Moongrim: Nice timing1282411217598
Anonymous: Slander is a powerful tool when used properly.1282424079234
Anonymous: charges dropped...1282424816308
Anonymous: He needs to stay out of airplanes.1282431916385
Furore23: A couple hours after posting this, the law had to drop the raep charge for gross lack of evidence. He and his guys maintain it's all trumped up by evil Pentagon stooges. We'll never know for sure, but I hope he didn't do it.1282487734201
AnonAnonAnon: charges were dropped -- the kittens were unable to testify1282496133243
Anon: Yeah fuck it up for the truth you dumb stupid thik nerdy perverted little cunt1282786780868
Anonymous: OP is the Pentagon1282795048859
Anonymous: The Swedish, with their rape and molestation, they're funny1282795379633
AlienNation: It's a plant1282795559730

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HOW VERY FUCKING CONVENIENT
Girlfriend weed smoking story girlfriend (53) , weed (324) , smoking (89) , story (202)

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Anonymous: WIN1276266348640
Furore23: Stop sharing your weed with this cow. In fact, just roll her into the street and change the locks.1276272001964
Anonymous: just tell her to roll it her damn self. Everybody knows that woman can't roll joints.1276287102147
joXnka: fuck that stupid cunt !1276447030449
Anonymous: True work of art lol1277489069718
boss: The author has near god like incite. keep it up .....................chan is not worthy...................1277505397323
fingerofdoom: Bubble's1282127899391
Furore23: And once you've sold off her wardrobe full of never-worn fashion bulllshit to cover the costs of the bills she never paid and the ridiculous gifts she tricked you into buying her, just remember that every other cow is the same. HE-MAN WOMAN HATERS 4 LIFE!1303565086267
Cock Wrangler: Ugh. My ex bf was the woman in this situation. If I smoked ONE FUCKING CONE without his permission he would get his fucking panties in a twist. Dickless wonder.1303565519388
Cock Wrangler: ^ and it should be written as "permission" because it was my fucking weed!1303565573718
Pyro: ^ hate guys like that1304838305338
Furore23: ^ There are selfish cunts everywhere. Dynamite is the answer.1304853785517
AlexLongpole: Women.................bah!!1304862413589
Cock Wrangler: ^^ I have a naked pic of him somewhere. Might be in storage but I know I kept it for lulz. If I knew where he worked I'd send it to his boss lol.1304866717284

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Mom defends soldier accused of having child porn
Cp army pedo forum comment fail usa news story law cp (66) , army (122) , pedo (205) , forum (20) , comment (18) , fail (639) , usa (442) , news (207) , story (202) , law (29)

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Anonymous
"Good Mother"
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pancake
<-- That's what you did, by cutting the comments. Sauce: http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/01/mom-defends-soldier-accused-of-having-child-porn.html
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Fart33: Follow up: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/wqad-soldier-home-following-inv-discharge-30810,0,6582608.story1293866105606
Anonymous: Fucked up case. And this problem goes beyond children in bathing suits if you think about it. Everything is labeled "porn" today. Also stuff that is far from porn. Many people has lost the ability to distinguish between actual sex on camera and a picture with some cleavage and skin. It's not really that hard to spot the difference. But we've thrown all nuances away. The terrorists have won.1293866621646
c4c: pancake: i was trying to focus on the rage comment and the ownage. thx for posting sauce though - for those who can't google anyway1293867159725
pancake: ^ agreed, but when reading the actual comments, I can see a majority of people, who seem to have kept their common sense and who are able to distinguish the difference. so this picture generates a false image of societal events (imo).1293867197314
ErlKonigVinz: pfft, false image. Even one of those kinds of people are too much. Execute them before you start executing children! (But either way, it'll be a hell of a party eh? [/richardlewis])1293879922329
Furore23: At last we have a sound legal pretext to get rid of all those annoying children.1293891129898
Anonymous: maximum overrage1295246801948
Kennedy: either way. epic trolller is epic1295388388149
Wr104Gamma: Picture innocent.. Fapping with it out, not so innocent1296597930842
Anonymous: shit, I guess I need to go to jail because I have photos of my niece in a bathing suit at the lake.1296805781952
sorry: those experts are really good at they work, they see maybe more than pedophilles1296831346572
Anonymous: Under current US CP law, if you defend someone accused of CP, you are also guilty of CP. >;D1298942408631

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She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's cock and sent it to me.
Revenge story revenge (31) , story (202)

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Markus Hunsalz: lame act of 'revenge'. Get a life, fuck someone else.1260708658986
>.>: that's fucking brilliant!!1261220456123
Anonymous: ah pwnd!1261223453796
akingu: epic WIN! the fucking cunt!1261255149752
TheHitman: proof or it never happened....good story either way1261257532374
Anonymous: fail, i thought u were gonna fuck that dude up and rape her instead of the pussy way to deal with it.1261284254113
Anonymous: Nice!1261334904856

TASTYbacon
AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1261339991521
Anonymous: GREATNESS! <31261348522216
Boreece: ^ Indeed1261348814992
Anonymous: That's how it's fuckin done!1261536284404
2stoned: nice!!1261581081413
sunseterat: i smell bullshit1261597489285
Anonymous: its funny - but since she told u she wanted to date around she wasnt cheating on you. so there for your a fucking douchbag1261603938269

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SKIPPING A LINE - It will make you read a new fucking story.
Info story info (382) , story (202)

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iprobablyhateyou: and i should give a fuck y?1279805772963
Anonymous: Because you're fucking gay!1279961685620
iprobablyhateyou: ^clever anonfag1279977994863
Pyro: Damn1280116497507
crackerkiller5: wat?1281609857560
Anonymous: ^^^so how many crackers have you actually killed?1292789623431
Jesus: OP is a bookfag, who reads anymore?1292791279582
Mephisto: Booooooooring1292801111181
blackal: No tits.1292801605583
CRACE: i dun getitt...1292830979523
CRACE's mom: ^that's why you still live in my basement.. bitch.1293124523633
BlazinWeed: hahaha this was fun!!!!1293124960153
Glennocide: i was dissapointed1305642365922
Leptoid: Sounds like it sucks to be a Clark.1321109374215

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Candy Story - It was another payday and I was tired of mcGoodbar
Candy story payday snickers chocolate candy (46) , story (202) , payday (2) , snickers (5) , chocolate (20)

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Furore23: Just not worth the effort.1276796334900
thedude50: Man, that was lame.1284002275120
Anonymous: the 1970's called and wants its thread back.1284004297396
Jesus: soooooo old1284007776616
mACÄK: LAME1284062393951
Grave: Why the fuck does your computer thinks that every word you type is a mistake?1284066945793
ElCapitan: damn, by the end of reading all that I got diabetes1284528585514
Plain.Brown.Rapper: Sweet!1367842069577
Quantum69: Hehehehe...1413548747344
ethelred: still good1545440466831
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An open letter to the gentleman blow-drying his balls in the gym locker room.
Letter balls gym old story letter (24) , balls (151) , gym (8) , old (173) , story (202)

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Moongrim: Now do you understand why men wear kilts?1326376679706
Anonymous: tl;dr1326435997624
Nickeh43: THIS. IS. AWESOME.1326436487546
Mianus: 'If I had balls that would be me' - Nickeh431326436653108
Nickeh43: ^Trufax1326436683606
Anonymous: or you could just, you know, use a towel1327960047824
Furore23: What the hell are you doing in the gym locker room to start with? If you are ever, EVER in the same room as one or more testicles, then you are immediately and permanently gay.1327963199864
Anonymous: Aw man, so that one swordfight back in summer camp made me gay?? :-(1327971793674
Furore23: Look around the room, Anon3674. Does ANYONE in the room you are in have one or more testicles? If so, you are a gay homosexual queer.1328005449654
Derpina: "your scrotum reminds me of boardwalk taffy" I nearly chocked on the water I was drinking1328008863667
Claudius: Uh...Ross watched some guy drying his balls...1328151331127

Chicagosox23
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Anonymous: Hmmm. I've never blow-dried my balls. Well, where's that hairdryer?1362777443366
ethelred: I just reached up Ms Chicagosox and found she was wet enough, so I did what a man does best and didn't she just love it.1543809380724
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No Honey, I don't feel like it.
4chan women story 4chan (628) , women (376) , story (202)

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Anonymous: Oh gosh, I don't care how many times this happened and whether OP was included or not, but this is pure epic win.1255928900164
Anonymous: ^ absolutely1255988114319
Hughbie: Pure epic win regardless if true or not..and how fucking true....lol...I would love to have seen that one....1255990242986
HughJasper: tldr1256024211482
jackfrosty: Hee hee heeee1256025370946
BrutalPirate: thats heaps fucking funny1256040779219
Anonymous: LOL!!! YES!!!!!!1256041167327
Anonymous: a smarter man would have raped her ass the first night and bought her an icepack to hold to her face the next day1256042947787
randyvanburen: win!1256043606118
Danie.: OWNED.1256689375981
Khaotickk: EPIC!1256699001686
PlaugedByLife: this is the best story i have ever bothered to read on here. epic win for that dude.1256704610507
Anonymous: fucking sweet hah1256779973434
Anonymous: Now I get religion. This shit may not be real, but it makes me feel good to believe that it is.1257259950862

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Meet the wiliest of all coyotes: Hit by a car at 75 mph, embedded in the fender, rode for 600 miles - and SURVIVED!
Hit animal car fox story hit (12) , animal (66) , car (384) , fox (32) , story (202)

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AlienNation: How is it that Wile E. Coyote so wily and yet he couldn't catch the road runner?1287281060175

Anonymous
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Anonymous: Fucking idiots didnt even stop to check what happen.1290953982508
Anonymous: Awww poor animal :-(1290955967807
Anonymous: Wile E. Coyote. Just once I would like to see him use some ACME TNT and blow up the fucking Roadrunner!1290956615655
Anonymous: dunno what to say1290963582378
Anonymous: If he can survive a hundred foot fall, getting blown up and/or smashed by rocks, a car ain't shit.1291028769510
Anonymous: Beautiful animal! Idiots in the car!1291058739262
Anonymous: fake and gay1291062871336
YuLiekPicturz: must be fake lol1291062930941
Hitman 47: I rescued a Coyote one time, didn't know it was Coyote until it was in my house but he was nice and well behaved.1291066848479
Anonymous: 75 mph my ass......how the fuck do you not stop for this?1291067269660
Hitman 47: Seriously even hitting a Rabbit at 75 would would feel like hitting a Deer.1291067586446
vengance: mutha fukas coyotes r pawesome!!!! WTF??? y didnt u get out and look to at least see if it was dead after you hit it?? rather than keep on driving?????? , I HATE people that do that!!!!1291082153748

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World cup fans executed - Islamic militants have executed two Somali football fans for watching Nigeria play Argentina on Saturday night.
Somalia islam soccer execution news story somalia (2) , islam (101) , soccer (61) , execution (33) , news (207) , story (202)

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TopGun: Creepy retards.1276626235188
Warg: All Muslim countries should be nuked out of existance.1277371418829
Anonymous: is there anything they don't hate? oh yeah suprise butt sex1277513865816
Anonymous: da fuck1277937431570
Venator21: shooped? i didnt hear about this1277940076249
Furore23: Two down, about a half-billion to go.1278007497391
Sasi: ^^Sadly true. Google "World cup fans executed"1278007889201
Anonymous: sand niggers ¬¬1288575656595
Leashedhate: That'll fucking teach em', they'll think twice befo.....nevermind.1288580507910
Anonymous: Yeah, jihad is much more fun than football...1288584779402
Anonymous: savages1289263896273
Aryan gurl: Somali are on the very bottom of evolutionary ladder .They aren't even human being so who gives a shit if niggers killing each other?1310596025993
Uncle Harvey: "Osama regrets he'll be unable to accept your invitation"1310596342696
MrSandyNigger: Stupid dumbfuck retards in somalia and stupid dumbfuck retards here as well. Saudi Arabia has public beheading as punishment and THEY particapated in last year's world cup.1310597916768

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Hey yho stupid Germans - Soon we are 5 million in Germany and that you're so fucked *lol*
Germany muslim islam fffuuu story germany (42) , muslim (92) , islam (101) , fffuuu (438) , story (202)



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DropkickMurphy: Germany, the chained pitbull of white people.1271964886506
Anonymous: s/that/than1271969008556
Pyro: LOLOLOL1272076536700
Germania88: Richtig ;) | So Fuckin Right :>1272286215417
Anonymous: sand niggers make me glad to have beaners1272953100980
Anonymous: Greetings from Germany ^^ Kill all fuckin Muslims and stupid niggers!1273268503687
VaryyNice: <1273276707733
the7rafe7: though i think germans fucking suck that german in the comic fucking owns.. but seriously why does that muslim have shit all over his face?1273281200162
Anonymous: lol1273282568668
Warg: Too bad most modern Germans are so obsessed with being politically correct, self-hating pacifists that they'll never kill 5 million of anything ever again. You show me a white man willing to defend his race at all costs and I'll show you a hero.1273299559349
GoryGames: The time will come...1273299660535
Squirrely1: HEHE great one... :))))1273329185145
Anonymous: @ Warg: so true....already working to change that ;)1273344493538
Anonymous: lmfao... thats all.1273345205173

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put it this way, I've fucked more chicks than I have guys.
Chat chan4chan lesbian story galacticstar chat (42) , chan4chan (341) , lesbian (653) , story (202) , galacticstar (2)

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Anonymous: tl;dr1321716030593
MrSandynigger: "Bitch yoghurt will fix that" =D1321716224188
AZO: http://chat4chan.com/chat/1/room/Chan4Chan/height/20001321716389614
iprobablyhateyou: that might be the oldest since knock knock "banana who"1321716461446
iprobablyhateyou: *joke1321716480861
Quantum69: Oh shit AZO, the more you know.....1321716614269
darkstan: LOL1321725763338
Anonymous: i read it and now WHAT, HUH? fucker1321820707502
Quantum69: ^now you've won all the internets, congrats! *rollz eyez*1326496800633
Anonymous: FAIL1326515868308
Grund1e: I laughted so hard my pants turned brown.1326517970143
CrackSnacker: Bump. HaHaHaHa!!!!!1531468607481
Anonymous: Still no pix:(1541065766555
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Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as a Snickers bar
News story sumo pub Snickers wtf news (207) , story (202) , sumo (5) , pub (3) , Snickers (5) , wtf (513)

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Santa: wtf haha1278120421125
Anonymous: I had to read that 3 times before I gave up.1279421736675
Anonymous: lolwat?1279424296929
Arsonist: lol? what the fuck is up with every one now and days?1279424420160
Anonymous: LOL holy shit fat man1279424513685
NigBickDigger: Sumo in Snickers bar waved at woman in gay assualted pub wrestler.1279424713708
fingerofdoom: wat1279429906718
Anonymous: Actually, sumo wrestlers and snickers have been at war since the Edo era. They go back.1279434854394
Grave: Well, that's something you don't see every... never.1279436996400
Anonymous: meanwhile in japan....1279681572542
Jovi: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!1279691742679
Anonymous: waitwat1280384872590
Anonymous: probabaly some after-halloween party shit1280413318397
Anonymous: Because the sumo wrestler knew that "nothing satisfies like a Snickers"1280414280600

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That's what you get for letting your wife drive.
Women car accident story love text women (376) , car (384) , accident (233) , story (202) , love (176) , text (12)

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veranet: How did he know none of them had a phone before he got out of his car?1339575957226
Chicagosox23: ^ he probably asked them first1339614716625
AnotherAnon: Temporal dislocation, he is telling us beforehand what he found out later. Or he's lying.1339624831802
veranet: ^ Thank goodness someone understands1339670201289
Anonymous: another damn puppy love hater1367206308194
jones sheep: You knew that didn't have a phone before you jumped out of the car?1539658893250
obadiah: You left him to die, then pulled his wife free and fucked the arse off her. That's what I call initiative1539658998329
Anonymous: That's unbelievable, None of them had a phone !!!1539668904597
Lavalancer: ^ Yeah, well it was 1919 dumbass!1540061889647
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Just something to lighten the mood
Girlfriend story girlfriend (53) , story (202)

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Squinky: guys a fag. long division? no wonder she's affter dick..1278254317101
Anonymous: Fuck that, tl;dr.1278397923677
the7rafe7: ^ idiot, you missed out on some epic ownage.1279066009173
BigBootay: Awesome!too bad he didn't have any pics of her.1279066551991
Anonymous: epic win!1279161521415
Anonymous: wow i should save this in case it ever happens to me. perfect response!1279561897286
Wr104Gamma: New Microsoft word template... TY Choadboy1279605288663
Fuck Chinkys: Epic! Squinky (7101) = homo1280187069406
Jovi: Blonds are hot1280263621646
BigBootay: Yeah, I had a gf like this in Springfield,Ohio. Total cum-guzzling slut. Couldn't stay off her knees to save her soul.1280264490591
Anonymous: Didn't happen. Ancient meme, reworked.1280291610968
Anonymous: YESSSSSSSSSS!1280869812745
Anonymous: Yes, the guy is a legend... how we all wish we could be that calm and collected and come out with perfect response...1280870506355
Anonymous: Brad and Liz... Third Brad and Liz couple I've seen with epic drama.1300052542196

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High school expels student for tweeting f-word
News story twitter curse school freedom fail news (207) , story (202) , twitter (33) , curse (1) , school (160) , freedom (57) , fail (639)

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Anonymous: RIP Monte Python1332979165869
oooEYEooo: ..."religious folk no doubt"...1332987912989
Furore23: Maybe, but this is the world we live in. Or at least, the world most Americans live in, and plenty of other countries are just whoregagging to follow along. A world in which 24 hour surveillance is to be accepted and submitted to, no matter what. There's no conspiracy - conspiracy theories are ALWAYS retarded - it's just the action of governments and businesses running wild.1332991803307
NotSoMuchAnonymous: Americans = moralfags.... and lousy as fuck at that..1337303968281
Greeft: I agree with the last line, the principal of Garrett High School is a particular type of wit, the type with a silent t at the start.1337304336847
Anonymous: It's in USA!? I thought this was a story from Iranistan!?1337325191908
Anonymous: Fuck american fucking double standards.1396827335463
pepe64: Didn't George Carlin solve this once and for all? Oh, these cultural marxists never seem to get it.1396827506807
Anonymous: "cultural marxists"? I would say "religious moron-retards"1396827685234
pepe64: ^that's the same. cultural-marxism is a religion too, like islam and democracy, all based on delusions1396827961969
darkstan: ^Christianity too, right? LOL1396829488619
SHDAD75: If you stand up for your rights, you are labelled an "ecentric". Fucking PC Communists.1396834748375
Anonymous: ^+^^+^^^ Everything is, all kinds of fanatism are dangerous, really dangerous.1396847801684
metalfan420: What the fuck you gotta be fucking kidding me this is fucking ridiculous what has this fucking country come to when you can't even tweet the fucking word fuck for fucks sake1398591397223

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Story family dog puppy tribute
Story family dog puppy tribute story (202) , family (206) , dog (514) , puppy (12) , tribute (1)

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Anonymous: i was waiting for some gore or animal porn down there.. son i am disapoint1340066497984
uriar: there was some animal porn1340066618835
Bunglicker: Awww. Cute, but I still don't like Pits.1340067501237
RubberG: RIP Michael York ^I don't like pits either because 99% of the time the owner is a low life dirtbag. Not saying this guy is but the majority I see are shitbags.1340071514478
Anonymous: @ 7984 at least you saw tits1340071916401
Quantum69: ^^ A Boerboel or Kangal would tear a pit's asshole apart. http://tinyurl.com/m3wmme7 http://tinyurl.com/jw347oy1412325920308
Anonymous: that's so Adorable!1447844777326
Anonymous: nude wives1525666121967
Anonymous: im just looking for dogs sucking cocks gifs1528232781464
Lavalancer: Doggone it!1528234368917
Anonymous: He only kept the female pups and is fucking them all.1528242272962
Anonymous: PPPUUUPPPPIIIEEESSS!!! :)1528300657973
The Original Spoon: Pics or it didn't happen.1532048113541
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4chan murder story
4chan murder story 4chan (628) , murder (55) , story (202)

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Anonymous: wow i actually read it all and dude wtf?!?! ▲1260103467834
Sinonymous: ^wow, I didn't and never fucking will1260103624214
Hughbie: read it all...its a mind fuck...and worth it..it give you ideas...1260104376644
Anonymous: Read it too, nice story1260121435727

Samps
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Anonymous: nice story, almost had me going, until "we arrived in her room, and i instantly went to work" blah blah blah1260166083244
Ugli: It's called embellishment, Dig her ass up & i bet we find jizz DNA on her rotting back.1260408507474
Anonymous: i loved it.1260409500314
Anonymous: the fuck?1260482520131
cOckwarmer: what the christ1260485906202
Anonymous: This story needs to be made into a movie, or a very hot porno, where you also fuck the corpse in the end again1262655472392
Anonymous: Utter crap. Boring, stupid, pointless. Cancer.1264254505663
Anonymous: wow...wtf?1267093144100
Anonymous: :o...WIN!!!1267330582506

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One day in hundred acre wood, Winnie the Pooh was feeling hungry.
Winnie the pooh story winnie the pooh (7) , story (202)

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SickNote: Winnie the Pooh lol1277586681796
iprobablyhateyou: lmao... win1277734479675
Anonymous: Even as a toddler I always wondered why they would name a friendly bear after the stinky shit that comes out of my bum1279059449248
veranet: Good riddance, never liked the whinny fucker.1279117328650
sickalko: I loled very hard....winnie the poo1279133164706
Anonymous: I lol1279178685200
Furore23: OH GOD!1279188397581
Furore23: Curse you SickNote, you magnifcent bastard!1279188415821
Anonaduck: LOL this is wonderful !1279188728511
Anonymous: Poor Pooh!1279199549641
Grave: fucking magnets1279200597884
uriar: win1279208984840
Anonymous: MOOOAAARRRR HONEY!!!!!!1279441861268
fingerofdoom: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA1279453330639

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cool story bro
Cool story bro jesus cool story bro (3) , jesus (225)

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BuggerChan: and for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of my halo.1252147493271
jackfrosty: And for my next trick, pull my finger...1252232604984
Bubble: and for my next trick, my farthers going to help me with this... i'm going to give you all boils1252233091150
Hughbie: and for my next trick, I'm going to..oh crap..hey Copperfield...can you help me out here.1252234154598
AGENTDORK: LOL1264812505677

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Grave: and for my next trick i'm gonna be BRB.1269332146451
Anonymous: i lold hard1274096598356
Tom's Daddy: he’s a jew. he’s lying. kill him with fire1274394194742

Grave
^
1286543681286
Clownichter: And a couple thousand years later, youll be drinking my blood and eating my body in mass1286856187297
Anonymous: ^win1286866483792
Canucklehead: But bullshit none the less,,,,1303321099105
Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!11317068533652

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Confirmed: FBI charge LulzSec, Anonymous hackers 'betrayed by insider'
Story hack news 4chan LulzSec hacker FBI sabu Hector Xavier story (202) , hack (72) , news (207) , 4chan (628) , LulzSec (1) , hacker (5) , FBI (19) , sabu (1) , Hector Xavier (1)

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Quantum69: LOL, i guess it's not just girls & guidos that do le ducklips, fucking fagget sellout1336983647329
Anonymous: Would yu actually say "set for Tuesday" when you say it on a Tuesday? 2012-03-06 was a Tuesday. I think I would have said Tuesday next week. BUt, I suppose this is Amurrican news, so it's constantly on meth, and therefore normal.1528608284208
Anonymous: FBI's stolen hacker after dead of 'Adrian Lamo'1528684848800
Anonymous: ^^ American courts normally "set" a hearing or other date involving a case; reporters also use that language as most Americans are familiar with the language as used by the court..1528687611442
Anonymous: Never trust anyone named ACKROYD or the FBI1528688493195
Anonymous: He's gonna be a cutie in prison,kissable lips!1528689177143
Ghostoftime: Prepare your anus,faggot.1528719918220
Anonymous: Earn extra rolls of toilet paper by doing your husbands laundry1528756861582
Anonymous: 1442: The word 'set' wasn't the issue, "for Tuesday" was, since it was said on a Tuesday. "Set for Tuesday next week" if it makes you happier.1528829370282
Anonymous: fucking buttons.1528848490900
Anonymous: The food isn't as bad as you think and solitary is peaceful1528853984758
Anonymous: Your new introduction will be "Meet the example "1528854825316
Anonymous: One man to a bunk1528854929446
Anonymous: Future debutant at prison ball,isn't chan connected to anonymous some how1528903506712

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Dear /b/, There's a zombie who's trying to eat me.
Zombie 4chan story question sex zombie (53) , 4chan (628) , story (202) , question (218) , sex (488)

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iprobablyhateyou: yes durrrr1273790935548
greyhoundpaul: go for it. lol1273839187313
Anonymous: if her body's still warm, she can still ride your horn,1273928368218
darkstan: Lucky bastard...1273964236263
Anonymous: DO EHT!!!!1275964112845
Tom's Daddy: Die, Mr. Writingtoomuch1276295716576
slikwilly: totally exceptable and also a good chance she won't press charges1276303498627
slikwilly: ^exceptable? no, no you silly pothead, it's "acceptable"...... typing while stoned, tsk tsk1276304591486
crackerkiller5: very acceptable1276313495443
vengance: if you dont do her i will,then i will shoot your dick off and feed it to you and choke you til you die with it,then fuck her some more1276317751425
Greg: I say go for it, just hope the zombie disease isnt an STD1276498415428
Pocky: acceptable!!1276617848854
YourFace: Sorry, she has to be dea 18 years or she's gravebait1276672468898
sqwrrl: Let it eat you. Then you will be a zombie. Besides, everyone knows that in a fight between a ninja and a pirate, the zombie wins.1276678805674

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I HATE MY MOTHER
Story eye mom article story (202) , eye (27) , mom (43) , article (57)

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darkstan: Okay, I admit it; that one stung a little bit. What a world. I know it's probably not entirely fact-based, but this is just exactly the kind of planet that we live on. Interesting post, IMO.1311821669938
Aganonymous: omg :((1311822248374
Anonymous: i see what you did there1311831712425
Anonymous: I hate that stupid one-eyed bitch, too.1311834174891
Anonymous: jewish media made up story1311834176376
Anonymous: bawwwthread??1311841431732
Anonymous: bitch...1311844321931
DrPwn: Eye transplant? Surely not.1311891127483
Lickathesplit: If that would be true, the fucker should be brandmarked the word Douchebag on his forhead.. I lol'd at the end though..1311897128743
fiveby5: this fuckin guy. i hate his mother for giving birth to such a condescending prick. lmao, btw1311901959747
iprobablyhateyou: this actually got me a little bit... its one thing to be ashamed of something so stupid as a kid but as a grown man... if this was true i would make it my mission to go to singapore a pop that fuckers eye out1311902552497
salamicus: fake story is fake1312269909680
Lando Calrissian: me no likey1312315946283
Anonymous: k1315597303342

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Seattle police say boy shot on bus with own gun
News gun fail story bus boy news (207) , gun (191) , fail (639) , story (202) , bus (40) , boy (103)

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NSFW: There are at least 5 wtf's in this story.1282240139729
Redrocco: it's all that rain, it gives ppl the crazy1282240308556
MajorB: He bear hugged him?? Watchin to much WWE!! LOL1282244327508
Anonymous: was it a pedobearhug?1282253908853
iprobablyhateyou: i bear hug 10 yo boys on the bus all the time... good thing i never got shot1282262429501
micheal jackson: hmm1303383520309
Furore23: So, a gang of snotty children tried to mug you and you shot one in self-defence? Why didn't you finish the job?1303400497472
Anonymous: I'd like to have seen that.1310034423397
veranet: minor; no repercussions1310147040539
BnSneky: what in the fuck...................1310147817248
Canit: Sigh...what happened to wiffle ball?1310148050118
Toxified: AHAHAHAHA! Ifuckin hate kids lool1318424618889
KofeeAnon: surprised Im the first to point this out but its like 99% chance its a black kid.1335662308775
Anonymous: Pigs1339385579406

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Couple jailed, lose custody of daughter, over stolen sandwiches
Jail sandwich thief news story jail (12) , sandwich (31) , thief (8) , news (207) , story (202)

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Anonymous: Chop off their hands! fuckin thieves1320199261476
chumpno1: 50 lashes1320234620944
chumpno1: each1320234628846
Anonymous: Well they won't 'forget' to pay for sandwiches in the future now will they?1320240755731
Tres: Safeway is - not safe1320322278779
koda12: whats wrong with stealing?1323381636238
Gifmaster: Stealing's bad, mkay.1323381694589
Vincent859: ^^ There's nothing wrong with stealing, in fact, it's a pretty good way to get free room-and-board, and lots of free sex.1325087275244
Hughbie: gotta love the US...1335339120609
Anonymous: $5 for a sarnie in Honolulu? She should have come to the UK-She could have had a sandwhich, a house, a job (or benefits) and still have change for a cupboard full of vodka.1335394036759
halfmast: hawaii is full of island niggers1335423697822
Bunglicker: Actually, Hawaii has very few silly negros compared to the rest of the U.S.A.1335424274888
Anonymous: ^ Might be true, but they have thieves.1394136806726
Anonymous: fuckin murricans fail even at justice1394898972689

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Swiss Govt: Downloading Movies and Music Will Stay Legal
Piracy internet torrent copyright freedom steal news story piracy (19) , internet (173) , torrent (9) , copyright (11) , freedom (57) , steal (12) , news (207) , story (202)

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Anonymous: I want a Victorinox Swiss Army Knife with USB.1322961796248
SwissGuy: Something to be proud about1326317798515
Annoyingmous: Yay Switzerland, the country of not logging IP-adresses.1406304692691
Anonymous: 3SlbDX Im obliged for the blog post.Much thanks again. Want more.1408722970292
Anonymous: That industry wants money. They expect people to buy things without test driving them, so they enforce things like DRM and copy protection and make illegal to download stuff. Therefore I have completely stopped buying things from them. Good job!1524937074476
DriftRocket: I'm moving to Switzerland :)1525140129347
Anonymous: Swiss is very proud great freedom internet1525161343552
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SLOW DOWN - You move too fast
Motivator tl;dr story public bum perception music violin motivator (10) , tl;dr (2) , story (202) , public (110) , bum (28) , perception (5) , music (89) , violin (10)

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Harvey: Mostly they didn't stop because his cock was hanging out.1290909076576
Cuntfux: Just goes to show how much civilization really is self involved in this age.1290925509773
Burrgeezy: sad, our populace is so disconnected.1290925825492
Anonymous: Violin, meeeh....1290927403172
Anonymous: most people wouldn't recognize beauty if it was stuffed down their throats1290927781260
Anonymous: jews want this kinda material world...1290928011688
Flarp: I think we all miss a lot. Myself, especially so. But, maybe I'm wrong. Perception is so much, whether perception of a great musician, or perception of ones self.1290939303275
Nickeh43: Interesting how the kids saw what the adults did not. Happens so often...1290942716676
Grund1e: ^Great observation. Very true!!1290946834342
anonymule: cool story bro1290952719426
Redrocco: great post Xenu1290955428865
Anonymous: Very true Nickeh. I think because a child's sensory perception is less-jaded than an adults. Our society corrupts us the older we get and we become numb to the arts1290955686240
iprobablyhateyou: just cause the violin is expensive as shit doesn't make it sounds any better. i would have stopped to kick him in the nuts1290963753618
Anonymous: FFS it cudda been a retard dressed as a doughnut and the kids wudda noticed it. It's not inciteful of Nickeh43 to point it out, it's fucking stupid. Also, the reason nobody really stopped is because $100 a ticket classical music is only good for preening twats to show off to other preening twats how cultured they think they are... its called pomposity. Now, if it had been Led Zeppelin.......1290965137643

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Ex-porn star reading to LA students causes stir
Sasha grey news story porn student read sasha grey (7) , news (207) , story (202) , porn (498) , student (6) , read (18)

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Arschloch33: And how did the parents find out? Playing her old DVDs?1321200525950
LastResort: Parents sound like a bunch of hypocrites1321204383366
StormTrooper: She's an ex-porn star, not a fucking child molester. Douche holier-than-thou parents1321206986253
Quantum69: cool story bro1321210905937
Furore23: So, how the hell did these whiny Puritans GET children in the first place?1321211281487
MrSandynigger: Born too early. We will never have porn stars make us sit on their laps and have a story read to us =(1321214806565
Anonymous: sasha grey quit porn? oh god! oh fuck! oh god! oh fuck! oh fuck! oh god!1321228899242
Conman: so all those elementary kids were not made via sex? test tubers huh?1321229451725
halfmast: im calling this a fake nigger parents A. showing up to a PTA meeting in the first place and B. giving a fuck about their childrens education? LOL BULLSHIT1321244461325

Anonymous
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Flarp: I'd wager that most people of fame have eaten some ass. The difference in this case was that she did it on film.1321266961414
RubberG: Compton is a bunch oif niggers, Must have been a big chimpout by the mothers at the school.1321269513486
Anonymous: but how exactly does her past not define who she is? fucking nonsense, go eat some ass sweety.1321292354445
BBD: she can read to me while she is fuking my brains out132130439799

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Pedo story asian
Pedo story asian pedo (205) , story (202) , asian (370)

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Whatchamacallit: I can't help it, I laugh my ass off everytime I see this story.1276472173288
Anonymous: thats the coolest1278497379530
crackerkiller5: cool story brah1278515226480
Anonymous: bwahaha,,,just wait a few years and that will be all good1281937332963
Anonymous: bwahaha,,,just wait a few years and that will be all good.1281937337403
Kimsy123: LMFAO1281943820520
DAVESJUSTLOOKIN: BECAREFUL WHO YOU HAVE BABYSIT, YA NEVER KNOW.1282111594983
Solomon Grundy: who asked you to go to china? ........ could have gone to an elementary school's swimming pool!1283467304334
Clownichter: ^ U go there1283488584663
Anonymous: i agree with his tastes1286232847267
Anonymous: They all look good.1287090283102
Thebadoneuk: I don't get it..1287090363225
BlazinWeed: loool1287090468555
MrSandynigger: hahahahaha1295252948105

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Crowd story africa Bechuanaland
Crowd story africa Bechuanaland crowd (90) , story (202) , africa (214) , Bechuanaland (1)

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RubberG: White House inner circle.1325471822616
Moongrim: Herman Cain's family reunion.1325516504627
Peckerhead: Africa.....2012........happy new year niggers1325516724673
Hughbie: nice haircuts....lol...1328076186851
insidejob: see, they were all happy before the white man turned up.1328100583370
BnSneky: hate furries1328105833189
nigel: camp fire storys the same everywhere1353821625111
Queefly: "And then the dumbasses elected him to a SECOND term!!!!!"1353822329220
Anonymous: dubya ... two terms ... obozo ... 2 terms ... USA, you fail.1353823972787
Anonymous: 'And then the great White man pull down pants and, he have teeny, teeny weenie!'1360041649515
Anonymous: What was the story about? The biggest piece of KFC and cup of Purple Drank !!!1360046873156
Anonymous: ^ since these are african niggers it was probably about an extraordinarily huge pile of elephant shit. or rape.1360053605477
silverbacknigger: "DA ELLAPHUN POO POO DIIIIIS HOOOOOOOOOOGE"1360086843491
QueenOfNiggers: Good Morning my Negro Slave Monkeys , 1st Niggerslave to Bow Down and lick my Feet clean wins ... Hurry Niggerboys1371710260116

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Amazing Sight in the South Pacific
Story volcano island birth story (202) , volcano (27) , island (38) , birth (49)

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Anonymous: I'd have claimed it for queen Boxxy, and the flag would be pedo bear stabbing a nigger.1286133021916
NUCK FIGGERS: Lol I thought she looked cute until I saw a video of her. Sure killed that for me.1286133442832
Furore23: Fake, evolution is a lie.1331133934524
Anonymous: i want boat1331140118989
MadNiggerish: Deadliest Catch without the Crabs, almost out of Gas better call the A-Rabs!! Boats N' Hoes, Boats N' Hoes!!!1331145549676
Irishperson: This happens to me like at least once a week. Guess some people are easily excited.1331146901524
Sinister: I would have put a flag on that shit and named the New Island "MINE"1331187570195
Anonymous: That is honestly fucking epic, I'd be like "LAND HOE!" =D1331245837773
BnSneky: Damn1331245897135
Anonymous: For anyone who's interested, those pictures are of the latest emergence of Home Reef, Tonga1331248343401
clownichter: ^Thx bro1331271607252
LemmyLaffer: Instead of just looking, thay shoul have created the new state.1331283991237
Anonymous: Claim That Fucker .1331430496340
Cheesecake: I see that like twice a week in Minnesota1419515742568

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Bang
Internet sad future computer 4chan story grandpa internet (173) , sad (50) , future (46) , computer (149) , 4chan (628) , story (202) , grandpa (3)

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Quantum69: "We were an odd bunch. We would say we hated the place where we spent so much time, but in the end we always kept returning" That's you personified Red.1336986466519
Zombeh: Wow... I got chills.1337061817633
idrankallthebeer: i like the cowboy bebop ending.1337063857420
Anonymous: My com, seven years running... this will be me in the future, high as fuck and shit1338282080921
Anonymous: I really wonder how us idiot teenagers of the internet would be like in the future1338308452953
fiveby5: what a mopey, sad sack of self-indulgent, wimpy, lifeless, pathetic excuse of a human life this old fucker is. i hope it's not me.1338308909109
Anonymous: If you are on c4c, you are definetly going to grow up like this1338335292126
Anonymous: I c-r-i-e-d- came.1338356589389
Anonymous: You guys are faggots!1338439397170
Anonymous: shit's real.1338498893478
Korzo: Shucks howdy.1338501122828
Anonymous: Rip XENU1377953764254
Anonymous: No peace...1499647391547
Anonymous: 微博-随时随地发现新鲜事1519482096471
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4chan story dating women suicide
4chan story dating women suicide 4chan (628) , story (202) , dating (33) , women (376) , suicide (92)

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AnotherAnon: This is why nobody wonders why I'm a misanthrope. Then again, my friends are also misanthropes so go figure.1329814650469
Anonymous: i can just imagine a group of misanthropes, sitting around, hating each other.1329817882258
Furore23: ^ I want to come to your parties.1329825849970
Grund1e: I just want to see the video of this whining little fuck killing himself.1329830374191
Limerick: Brandon Mills, age 26, died May 4, 2011, in Grapevine, Texas, of self asphyxiation with a helium filled bag. Found the addition of his obituary to the screencap in another thread.1329883854324
Rome_: i'll be honest iwas a popular dick or whatever but i never turned my back on somebody, got called pussy alot by the other popular assholes, but i unlike most have a conscience....1329899529930
MrSandyNigger: OP is a glittering faggot. A dead glittering faggot. He should realize that there are many more important things in this world. Fucling pussy. Completed his failure. I laugh at his death.1330184080491
Quantum69: Im a terrible person, i fucking lol'd @ this so hard. I bet he's never smoked weed in his life, he would've felt better & realised that there's never a good reason to an Hero, but always many reasons for murder.1330185280813
Anonymous: a girl that types like that. that's why you killed yourself. for that. awesome, bro.1337266380877
cybersinner: This is one of the saddest stories I have ever read in my life. This bitch should die of colon cancer in a country that has never heard of morphine.1337277799119
Anonymous: sad story, wannabe alpha kids pretending to lol at someone elses misfortune, welcome to high school/internet1337278376915
cybersinner: ^IKR?1337279693417
clownichter: Wat a good story!1337293354101
Anonymous: FAKE. He died before he posted that? cmon people1337304135669

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internet girlfriend
Fffuuu fat ugly email story fffuuu (438) , fat (580) , ugly (137) , email (14) , story (202)



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Anonymous: muahahahahahahahaha1283828738358
Anonymous: should of asked for her friends number!1283866134211
Anonymous: Front-butt dead ahead ! "Gunt" a-hoy ! ! !1283867249707
Anonymous: the cake is a LARD-ASS1284813509724
Furore23: TL;DR - fat bitch is fat.1284819867231
Flarp: She is legally liable for his airfare because she misrepresented herself. Don't believe me? Do your own homework. It's there.1284822475842
Uncle Harvey: Uh.. that leaden weight in your chest? It sunk down into your gut!1284851390228
Squinky: friend is hawt! Shit I got airfare1286248378395
Raptor Jesus: TL;DR1286252277904
Anonymous: Stupid bitch, can't even sympathize with her. Her own fucking fault for not sharing her pic way earlier. Would've been the first thing I'd done.1286318527103
ishbee: hahahahaha i dont beliiieeeevvee1286318737404
NORWAYchan: that leaden weight in your chest is your greese covered heart hahahah1286329092757
NORWAYchan: ^ughh fail grease1286329119890
crazychikn: never give women anything except a punch in the tits1286329465355

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It seems every couple of days New Orleans loses one of its treasured ENTREPRENEURS
News Nigger Dead Story welfare enterpreneur maths News (207) , Nigger (628) , Dead (134) , Story (202) , welfare (3) , enterpreneur (2) , maths (2)

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Grund1e: Nigger = Entrepreneur = Drug Dealer.1329426397929
Anonymous: he's the 1%, lol1329491808577
Anonymous: kinda fucked1329492328942
Anonymous: but how did niggers get here in the 1st place. so. LOL! USA did it to its self. ha ha ha you mad.1329835598677
iprobablyhateyou: 1329842827699
Prime11: I'm amazed he found the time to die1330230615477
Anonymous: ^1331546747420
RubberG: Also in nigger parlance, they don't commit crime, they "make mistakes".1331552251816
Canucklehead: He was a "good" boy.1331564281526
Diversity Expert: End the welfare system and you destroy the nigger.1331666884465
InternetH8Machine: where the fuck did this retard get these figures from?? this isnt even CLOSE to how it works...troll harder next time, nigger1331676623346
BnSneky: who cares1331676698331
damnthatshitisntdope: 950 dollars each? as if you get 950 dollars per month to support a kid.... this is indeed fucking retarded bullshit.1331732015741
Anonymous: bull shit1338218915686

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The preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar"
Nigger pray story nigger (628) , pray (20) , story (202)

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Anonymous: lol'd a little1296055491222
Anonymous: lame1297363312779
Anonymous: Hearing as in going before the judge. Its funny if you know what it means.1297368325313
MACKY83: lol1297779165400
Rudog: ill give it a heh. not a full lol1301512232904
ivorylc: i ROFL'd1305988180891
Anonymous: @5313 way to ruin the punchline newfag1305988825339
BnSneky: that's fuckin funny1305989292960
anonocunt: only funny when you're high on meth1389806790114
Anonymous: There is also the one with the immigrant who was hired to paint this man's porch, but he could only find a Mercedes, so he painted that.1513800089851
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My dad walked in on me twice!
Story women cucumber masturbate yahoo story (202) , women (376) , cucumber (4) , masturbate (14) , yahoo (40)

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Rorix: LOL, lock the door next time you stupid bitch1314188356747
iprobablyhateyou: nasty ass bitch1314194430172
anal85: lolol1314197744357
Captngeetch: Mmmmmmm cucumbers1314197803381
Captngeetch: bet dad was checking the garbage for days1314198601515
AnotherAnon: 1314199697558
RiddleMeThis: lol - I wonder if she ever petted the neighbour's dog for real - it would've been real friendly, I'm sure . . .1314207050984
Furore23: I sincerely believe that these events truly took place, for real.1314208109384
Anonymous: Wow...............just..............................WOW!1314208434993
anonymule: careful....1314214354275
iprobablyhateyou: 7558 fucking lol1314214445642
Anonymous: NICE1314214601904
MrPerspective: "Best answer"? Can someone pls remind me what the question was, again? 8-P~~~1314323582404
MrPerspective: How derp can you be, wanking @ home with your door unlocked... for the SECOND time?!? Don't you know that many parents are inconsiderate and never knock? Mine sure as f... never did. I agree that Daddykins lingering and lecturing clearly implies something...1314323733544

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Mummy, just what I always wanted! Girl, 7, gets £7,000 liposuction voucher for Christmas from 'Human Barbie' mum
Wtf news liposuction barbie gift Christmas young story wtf (513) , news (207) , liposuction (1) , barbie (22) , gift (9) , Christmas (18) , young (90) , story (202)

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Anonymous: No amount of surgery can correct their flaws...it ain't on the outside.1325739051395
halfmast: yep seems legit1325742032258
Quantum69: ^of course it's legit, the daily mail ain't ever lied.1325756249499

Furore23
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Moongrim: Humans are so fucked up. It's fascinating to watch how much pain woman are willing to endure just so that they can look "attractive" to a male.1325772193992
Anonymous: rich people are fucking retards1325772398396
fiveby5: sounds like child abuse to me...1325786075385
Anonymous: mother looks like some faggot ass in drag even the little girl aint that cute already, so i fear for what shes gonna be like when shes 18 train wreck i guess.1325814488300
Lexicon: What I want to know is why, if a woman has cosmetic surgery to feel comfortable in her body, people rag on her... but if a dude does the same thing, plus has his pecker cut off, he's a champion for the transgendered.1325824306781
Furore23: Anyone who has surgery that is not necessary to preserve life and limb is a COMPLETE AND TOTAL ARSE SHIT. That is the end of the debate. Everyone knows this is true. We are done.1325852096645
MegaShit: Fucking right too! Nobody wants a fat kid!1325871737682
MrSandynigger: @Moongrim, and yet they manage to pick the biggest douchebag of all.1325872320108
Quantum69: wtf lex?1325872421609
anonymous: Burn the mom, with fire1325876329989

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Emergency Care Unit
Daydream dildo story daydream (1) , dildo (151) , story (202)

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bananaman: hahaha, nice one1262719337970
santa: haha sweet1262837721616
Anonymous: fap fap fap fap1269504568777
Samps: Lol1269568930200
Grave: haha olololololol1269625660270
Anonymous: If I had to explain something like this I would kill myself...1269835469722
Anonymous: lulz, she has no boobs1272829877983
Anonymous: take on me1279102044933
Anonymous: epic1279104540687
Pyro: HHAHAHAHAHAHAA LOL LMFAO IM STONED AS FUCK DAMNIT CAPSLOCK1279105157891
Armistice: lolled1279114213721
Anonymous: hahahah lol1285015720918
Rorix: So lonely1285026117557
chrud: i can't stop laughing!1285026206225

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Brazilian girl dies after a continuous orgasm of 12 minutes with a friend
Orgasm sex death story orgasm (19) , sex (488) , death (91) , story (202)

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Quantum69: Wow..................just, wow man. geeez, i'd feel more sorry for her but it sounds like she had the time of her life...1323472652250
KamikazeProject: f.a.k.e.1323472928717
Anonymous: "MURDER without intent to kill" ………yeah right1323487232730
Moongrim: So, how exactly did they manage this?1323533762320
HungLoh: I call bullshit on this until I see it published by a reputable source. "Eyes spinning around in her head."? Oh, please. Sounds like the Exorcist.1323534130895
Anonymous: Sounds like Fox News bullshit...1323536247717
iprobablyhateyou: sounds like a good way to go1323537092590
Anonymous: Zooey Deschanel...1323537501749
Anonymous: it seems to have appeared on facebook, so it must be true1323537701225
Anonymous: I don't know if it's true but that's the way I want to die1328766109732
Anonymous: "Murder WITHOUT intent to kill"?? WHAT THE FUCK?!1328792553891
Hughbie: she ran after the ambulance eh? So it was already there?1328796457352
Anonymous: i'd like to have that ability - would work wonders, better than borgia age poison and possibly undetectable afterwards1328796517468
Anonymous: snu-snu!1328839406554

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I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai girl.
Tranny thai erection story joke tranny (18) , thai (3) , erection (8) , story (202) , joke (55)

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Everdark: lolz1323265005288
Anonymous: Ladyboys who look better than real girls....1323266058955
Quantum69: haha, nice one OP1323272694915
Gifmaster: classic!!!1323272733159
MrSandynigger: Details of train route plox?1323287362512
MrSandynigger: It's funny because all along the joke I was still thinking that he was wishing that she wouldn't get an erection. Do I need to see a specialist?1323287416222
Anonymous: Ain't no thang - just means he/she likes you...1323287956820
RKB: its a trap?1323288699146
Furore23: MSN, it just means that you understand the truth about Asians: they are ALL traps. All of them, utterly without exception.1323290364529
Gifmaster: ^I Guess somebody fell into quite some traps there huh??1323290483204
Furore23: ^ No, I made my Saving Throw just in time.1323386926545
Vincent859: "And then . . . ???"1323387060454
Anonymous: thai girls always do.1323394429933
Vincent859: "And then . . . ???1323394477509

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Love. 13. My grandpa is 85 years old. Today I found out that ever since his wife, his true love, had died, he puts roses on her grave every Sunday. The drive is 2 hours away from where he lives. She was 29 when she died.
Grandpa story grandpa (3) , story (202)

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Reaxus: HE WAS 841272134033614
rome_: what a gold diggin bitch, i hate when a young ass girl marries a grandpa1272140035951
SmashaGash: She must have made one hell of a sandwich..1272325269353
Choadboy: All that money spent on gas and flowers would have bought some quality whores!1272352888936
Pyro: ^ and weed/booze1272493103903
Anonymous: heh. you know... i think the implication was that he had been continuously visiting the cemetery for 50years1274363794912
Anonymous: she only died last Tuesday...some stud!1274367444205
Moongrim: Does he ever clean the old roses off?1274483113659
geekfloyd: TMI - and the whole bloody affair makes me think of limes for some reason1274599024250
FuckChinkies: FAKE1278690152157
Anonymous: if he drove 2 hours, he was hittin a live one too1278691474114
enemanonymous: once a week isn't that often1278698750131
the7rafe7: get your dad a woman you fuck1278834460683
Anonymous: your grandpa is a nigger!1278835020897

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That was my one and only experiment with butt love.
Beads story anal sex fail beads (13) , story (202) , anal (146) , sex (488) , fail (639)

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RKB: ROTFL!1312553833903
Hughbie: lesson learnt....welcome to life son...1312558315276
Lickathesplit: Hahahahahahahahaha, oh fuck !! That got me lolling like crazy... I'm wondering if he has developed issues with the lawnmower now...1312571276581
HanoverRed: Shit Happens1312576545139
Anonymous: thats how the red sock was invented1312722425151
fiveby5: at least he wasn't experimenting with getting his red wings. that could've gone all kinds of wrong in these incapable hands1312733345968
Anonymous: maybe someday hewill find a girl that can suck-start a Harley... LOL1312733638800
Flarp: That is fucking hillarious. He should get some kind of a prize, or something.1313242651892
Anonymous: LOOOL1313244202307
Teufel69: I thgink I just peed myself laughing1313277922484
Dollar Bill: With age comes wisdom. Keep seeking, Monty...1320990300853
clownichter: Very cool story brooo!1320990888521
BnSneky: what a dumb-ass1321008890604
Christsmegma: "some poop involved" hahahahaha1323829036823

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EMERGENCY! - You're doing it wrong
Sex medical urethra story vagina fail sex (488) , medical (33) , urethra (1) , story (202) , vagina (226) , fail (639)

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Deadache: OMG. I'm speechless.1328264634945
Anonymous: so thats the recipe to stay childless then?1328264978456
Anonymous: not as smelly as the anus, k1328264997286
Lolusername69: surely the first time must have been like an elephant fucking a mouse!1328269329804
Moongrim: Homeschooled Sex Ed.1328276799948
greyhoundpaul: taking it in the pee hole for 52 years. Holy shit!1328278921185
Anonymous: Damn they were doing it wrong!!!1330634729347
Hakuma: His dick must have been miniscule.1330640114593
MadNiggerish: WHAT THE FUCK1330640210295
Quantum69: What......did i just read? 'O_O'1330640471929
LemmyLaffer: Is "Emergency!" the title of the book? I bloody want to read more... I'm speechless too...1330641243366
Grund1e: I'm guessing she never took a load in the mouth either.1330652813517
Queefly: Stupid hillbillies......1330653082112
Anonymous: Truth - truly - is stranger than fiction.1330663644910

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Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios)
Date shit dating story comic date (20) , shit (238) , dating (33) , story (202) , comic (463)

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Chowder: This is fuckin hilarious!!! hhahahaahhah1279385321474
Anonymous: Shit happens1280630873960
Anonymous: Dude... just give up. Don't call her back1280633782700
barak osama: real LMAO1280636047648
ThelemicMage: Maybe you should call her and ask her if you can shit in her mouth. Say it will help your social anxiety. Pee bottles? Fuck you loser.1280654465773
Anonymous: Worst fucking thread ever. Kill yourself faggot.1280673903520
Flarp: OMG that is so funny. I'd call her. What's the worst that could happen? She would say, "I don't want to see you poopy boy?" You could always make up some medical shit and explain how embarassed you were at what happened because she was so important to you. If it works, try not to shit on everything. Haha. That's fucking classic!1280674624268
AlienNation: epic laughter here1280675013596
Grave: WHAT. A. FUCKING. DOUCHEBAG. wtf man? just poo on the floor and pick it up. fucking retard.1280678316543
Merrimon: Any dude who carries "Pee bottles" deserves this shit...sorry bro, doesn't sound too hard to fix hahaha1280679160632
Anonymous: It didn't happen.1280681219224
Anonymous: WHAAAAAT?!!?!1280682248823
Anonymous: hahaha to much chili1280686957553
666thbastard.: that's fucking worthwile shit to read for once!!!!!!!!!! man, NEVER call her back, you can only amagine what revenge she'd release on you. accept the loss......lol.....that is all.1280760794418

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Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse.
Story school story (202) , school (160)

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Anonymous: wow. win.1278910749686
Anonymous: If you don't send this to 10 people in the next 24 hours your penis will fall off!!1278911159427
Anonymous: wow omg1279024947160
TotallyNasty: This is just common fucking sense that anyone should be able to figure out, and those among us who have not done it b4 reading a story like this will have forgotten all about it the next day.1279025269143
NigBickDigger: jeez...finally something positive on c4c.1279025366813
NigBickDigger: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-04-07/1239083166786.jpg that should do it1279025385890
Anonymous: Damm this is very nice. I was like WOW1279025668969
the7rafe7: pics or gtfo1279066940440
Anonymouse: awwww... this made me shed a tear or two1281328895244
headbuster17: fuckin valedictorian should have gone to someone who wasnt such a pussy.1281329219276
Cogent: Spoken lile someone who has risen to the peak of their incompetence.1281329578987
blahchan: fake seen this story in different bits and pieces told in different ways for years1281332054961
Raptor Jesus: TL:DR1281333328220
Anonymous: FAGGOT SHOULDA DONE IT1281357354523

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