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Confirmed: FBI charge LulzSec, Anonymous hackers 'betrayed by insider'
Story hack news 4chan LulzSec hacker FBI sabu Hector Xavier story (203) , hack (72) , news (207) , 4chan (628) , LulzSec (1) , hacker (5) , FBI (19) , sabu (1) , Hector Xavier (1)

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Quantum69: LOL, i guess it's not just girls & guidos that do le ducklips, fucking fagget sellout1336983647329
Anonymous: Would yu actually say "set for Tuesday" when you say it on a Tuesday? 2012-03-06 was a Tuesday. I think I would have said Tuesday next week. BUt, I suppose this is Amurrican news, so it's constantly on meth, and therefore normal.1528608284208
Anonymous: FBI's stolen hacker after dead of 'Adrian Lamo'1528684848800
Anonymous: ^^ American courts normally "set" a hearing or other date involving a case; reporters also use that language as most Americans are familiar with the language as used by the court..1528687611442
Anonymous: Never trust anyone named ACKROYD or the FBI1528688493195
Anonymous: He's gonna be a cutie in prison,kissable lips!1528689177143
Ghostoftime: Prepare your anus,faggot.1528719918220
Anonymous: Earn extra rolls of toilet paper by doing your husbands laundry1528756861582
Anonymous: 1442: The word 'set' wasn't the issue, "for Tuesday" was, since it was said on a Tuesday. "Set for Tuesday next week" if it makes you happier.1528829370282
Anonymous: fucking buttons.1528848490900
Anonymous: The food isn't as bad as you think and solitary is peaceful1528853984758
Anonymous: Your new introduction will be "Meet the example "1528854825316
Anonymous: One man to a bunk1528854929446
Anonymous: Future debutant at prison ball,isn't chan connected to anonymous some how1528903506712

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Dear /b/, There's a zombie who's trying to eat me.
Zombie 4chan story question sex zombie (53) , 4chan (628) , story (203) , question (218) , sex (489)

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iprobablyhateyou: yes durrrr1273790935548
greyhoundpaul: go for it. lol1273839187313
Anonymous: if her body's still warm, she can still ride your horn,1273928368218
darkstan: Lucky bastard...1273964236263
Anonymous: DO EHT!!!!1275964112845
Tom's Daddy: Die, Mr. Writingtoomuch1276295716576
slikwilly: totally exceptable and also a good chance she won't press charges1276303498627
slikwilly: ^exceptable? no, no you silly pothead, it's "acceptable"...... typing while stoned, tsk tsk1276304591486
crackerkiller5: very acceptable1276313495443
vengance: if you dont do her i will,then i will shoot your dick off and feed it to you and choke you til you die with it,then fuck her some more1276317751425
Greg: I say go for it, just hope the zombie disease isnt an STD1276498415428
Pocky: acceptable!!1276617848854
YourFace: Sorry, she has to be dea 18 years or she's gravebait1276672468898
sqwrrl: Let it eat you. Then you will be a zombie. Besides, everyone knows that in a fight between a ninja and a pirate, the zombie wins.1276678805674

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I HATE MY MOTHER
Story eye mom article story (203) , eye (27) , mom (43) , article (57)

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darkstan: Okay, I admit it; that one stung a little bit. What a world. I know it's probably not entirely fact-based, but this is just exactly the kind of planet that we live on. Interesting post, IMO.1311821669938
Aganonymous: omg :((1311822248374
Anonymous: i see what you did there1311831712425
Anonymous: I hate that stupid one-eyed bitch, too.1311834174891
Anonymous: jewish media made up story1311834176376
Anonymous: bawwwthread??1311841431732
Anonymous: bitch...1311844321931
DrPwn: Eye transplant? Surely not.1311891127483
Lickathesplit: If that would be true, the fucker should be brandmarked the word Douchebag on his forhead.. I lol'd at the end though..1311897128743
fiveby5: this fuckin guy. i hate his mother for giving birth to such a condescending prick. lmao, btw1311901959747
iprobablyhateyou: this actually got me a little bit... its one thing to be ashamed of something so stupid as a kid but as a grown man... if this was true i would make it my mission to go to singapore a pop that fuckers eye out1311902552497
salamicus: fake story is fake1312269909680
Lando Calrissian: me no likey1312315946283
Anonymous: k1315597303342

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Couple jailed, lose custody of daughter, over stolen sandwiches
Jail sandwich thief news story jail (12) , sandwich (31) , thief (8) , news (207) , story (203)

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Anonymous: Chop off their hands! fuckin thieves1320199261476
chumpno1: 50 lashes1320234620944
chumpno1: each1320234628846
Anonymous: Well they won't 'forget' to pay for sandwiches in the future now will they?1320240755731
Tres: Safeway is - not safe1320322278779
koda12: whats wrong with stealing?1323381636238
Gifmaster: Stealing's bad, mkay.1323381694589
Vincent859: ^^ There's nothing wrong with stealing, in fact, it's a pretty good way to get free room-and-board, and lots of free sex.1325087275244
Hughbie: gotta love the US...1335339120609
Anonymous: $5 for a sarnie in Honolulu? She should have come to the UK-She could have had a sandwhich, a house, a job (or benefits) and still have change for a cupboard full of vodka.1335394036759
halfmast: hawaii is full of island niggers1335423697822
Bunglicker: Actually, Hawaii has very few silly negros compared to the rest of the U.S.A.1335424274888
Anonymous: ^ Might be true, but they have thieves.1394136806726
Anonymous: fuckin murricans fail even at justice1394898972689

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Swiss Govt: Downloading Movies and Music Will Stay Legal
Piracy internet torrent copyright freedom steal news story piracy (19) , internet (173) , torrent (9) , copyright (11) , freedom (57) , steal (12) , news (207) , story (203)

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Anonymous: I want a Victorinox Swiss Army Knife with USB.1322961796248
SwissGuy: Something to be proud about1326317798515
Annoyingmous: Yay Switzerland, the country of not logging IP-adresses.1406304692691
Anonymous: 3SlbDX Im obliged for the blog post.Much thanks again. Want more.1408722970292
Anonymous: That industry wants money. They expect people to buy things without test driving them, so they enforce things like DRM and copy protection and make illegal to download stuff. Therefore I have completely stopped buying things from them. Good job!1524937074476
DriftRocket: I'm moving to Switzerland :)1525140129347
Anonymous: Swiss is very proud great freedom internet1525161343552
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SLOW DOWN - You move too fast
Motivator tl;dr story public bum perception music violin motivator (10) , tl;dr (2) , story (203) , public (110) , bum (28) , perception (5) , music (90) , violin (10)

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Harvey: Mostly they didn't stop because his cock was hanging out.1290909076576
Cuntfux: Just goes to show how much civilization really is self involved in this age.1290925509773
Burrgeezy: sad, our populace is so disconnected.1290925825492
Anonymous: Violin, meeeh....1290927403172
Anonymous: most people wouldn't recognize beauty if it was stuffed down their throats1290927781260
Anonymous: jews want this kinda material world...1290928011688
Flarp: I think we all miss a lot. Myself, especially so. But, maybe I'm wrong. Perception is so much, whether perception of a great musician, or perception of ones self.1290939303275
Nickeh43: Interesting how the kids saw what the adults did not. Happens so often...1290942716676
Grund1e: ^Great observation. Very true!!1290946834342
anonymule: cool story bro1290952719426
Redrocco: great post Xenu1290955428865
Anonymous: Very true Nickeh. I think because a child's sensory perception is less-jaded than an adults. Our society corrupts us the older we get and we become numb to the arts1290955686240
iprobablyhateyou: just cause the violin is expensive as shit doesn't make it sounds any better. i would have stopped to kick him in the nuts1290963753618
Anonymous: FFS it cudda been a retard dressed as a doughnut and the kids wudda noticed it. It's not inciteful of Nickeh43 to point it out, it's fucking stupid. Also, the reason nobody really stopped is because $100 a ticket classical music is only good for preening twats to show off to other preening twats how cultured they think they are... its called pomposity. Now, if it had been Led Zeppelin.......1290965137643

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Ex-porn star reading to LA students causes stir
Sasha grey news story porn student read sasha grey (7) , news (207) , story (203) , porn (499) , student (6) , read (18)

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Arschloch33: And how did the parents find out? Playing her old DVDs?1321200525950
LastResort: Parents sound like a bunch of hypocrites1321204383366
StormTrooper: She's an ex-porn star, not a fucking child molester. Douche holier-than-thou parents1321206986253
Quantum69: cool story bro1321210905937
Furore23: So, how the hell did these whiny Puritans GET children in the first place?1321211281487
MrSandynigger: Born too early. We will never have porn stars make us sit on their laps and have a story read to us =(1321214806565
Anonymous: sasha grey quit porn? oh god! oh fuck! oh god! oh fuck! oh fuck! oh god!1321228899242
Conman: so all those elementary kids were not made via sex? test tubers huh?1321229451725
halfmast: im calling this a fake nigger parents A. showing up to a PTA meeting in the first place and B. giving a fuck about their childrens education? LOL BULLSHIT1321244461325

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Flarp: I'd wager that most people of fame have eaten some ass. The difference in this case was that she did it on film.1321266961414
RubberG: Compton is a bunch oif niggers, Must have been a big chimpout by the mothers at the school.1321269513486
Anonymous: but how exactly does her past not define who she is? fucking nonsense, go eat some ass sweety.1321292354445
BBD: she can read to me while she is fuking my brains out132130439799

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Amazing Sight in the South Pacific
Story volcano island birth story (203) , volcano (27) , island (38) , birth (49)

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Anonymous: I'd have claimed it for queen Boxxy, and the flag would be pedo bear stabbing a nigger.1286133021916
NUCK FIGGERS: Lol I thought she looked cute until I saw a video of her. Sure killed that for me.1286133442832
Furore23: Fake, evolution is a lie.1331133934524
Anonymous: i want boat1331140118989
MadNiggerish: Deadliest Catch without the Crabs, almost out of Gas better call the A-Rabs!! Boats N' Hoes, Boats N' Hoes!!!1331145549676
Irishperson: This happens to me like at least once a week. Guess some people are easily excited.1331146901524
Sinister: I would have put a flag on that shit and named the New Island "MINE"1331187570195
Anonymous: That is honestly fucking epic, I'd be like "LAND HOE!" =D1331245837773
BnSneky: Damn1331245897135
Anonymous: For anyone who's interested, those pictures are of the latest emergence of Home Reef, Tonga1331248343401
clownichter: ^Thx bro1331271607252
LemmyLaffer: Instead of just looking, thay shoul have created the new state.1331283991237
Anonymous: Claim That Fucker .1331430496340
Cheesecake: I see that like twice a week in Minnesota1419515742568

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Bang
Internet sad future computer 4chan story grandpa internet (173) , sad (50) , future (46) , computer (149) , 4chan (628) , story (203) , grandpa (3)

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Quantum69: "We were an odd bunch. We would say we hated the place where we spent so much time, but in the end we always kept returning" That's you personified Red.1336986466519
Zombeh: Wow... I got chills.1337061817633
idrankallthebeer: i like the cowboy bebop ending.1337063857420
Anonymous: My com, seven years running... this will be me in the future, high as fuck and shit1338282080921
Anonymous: I really wonder how us idiot teenagers of the internet would be like in the future1338308452953
fiveby5: what a mopey, sad sack of self-indulgent, wimpy, lifeless, pathetic excuse of a human life this old fucker is. i hope it's not me.1338308909109
Anonymous: If you are on c4c, you are definetly going to grow up like this1338335292126
Anonymous: I c-r-i-e-d- came.1338356589389
Anonymous: You guys are faggots!1338439397170
Anonymous: shit's real.1338498893478
Korzo: Shucks howdy.1338501122828
Anonymous: Rip XENU1377953764254
Anonymous: No peace...1499647391547
Anonymous: 微博-随时随地发现新鲜事1519482096471
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4chan story dating women suicide
4chan story dating women suicide 4chan (628) , story (203) , dating (33) , women (379) , suicide (93)

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AnotherAnon: This is why nobody wonders why I'm a misanthrope. Then again, my friends are also misanthropes so go figure.1329814650469
Anonymous: i can just imagine a group of misanthropes, sitting around, hating each other.1329817882258
Furore23: ^ I want to come to your parties.1329825849970
Grund1e: I just want to see the video of this whining little fuck killing himself.1329830374191
Limerick: Brandon Mills, age 26, died May 4, 2011, in Grapevine, Texas, of self asphyxiation with a helium filled bag. Found the addition of his obituary to the screencap in another thread.1329883854324
Rome_: i'll be honest iwas a popular dick or whatever but i never turned my back on somebody, got called pussy alot by the other popular assholes, but i unlike most have a conscience....1329899529930
MrSandyNigger: OP is a glittering faggot. A dead glittering faggot. He should realize that there are many more important things in this world. Fucling pussy. Completed his failure. I laugh at his death.1330184080491
Quantum69: Im a terrible person, i fucking lol'd @ this so hard. I bet he's never smoked weed in his life, he would've felt better & realised that there's never a good reason to an Hero, but always many reasons for murder.1330185280813
Anonymous: a girl that types like that. that's why you killed yourself. for that. awesome, bro.1337266380877
cybersinner: This is one of the saddest stories I have ever read in my life. This bitch should die of colon cancer in a country that has never heard of morphine.1337277799119
Anonymous: sad story, wannabe alpha kids pretending to lol at someone elses misfortune, welcome to high school/internet1337278376915
cybersinner: ^IKR?1337279693417
clownichter: Wat a good story!1337293354101
Anonymous: FAKE. He died before he posted that? cmon people1337304135669

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internet girlfriend
Fffuuu fat ugly email story fffuuu (438) , fat (581) , ugly (137) , email (15) , story (203)



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Anonymous: muahahahahahahahaha1283828738358
Anonymous: should of asked for her friends number!1283866134211
Anonymous: Front-butt dead ahead ! "Gunt" a-hoy ! ! !1283867249707
Anonymous: the cake is a LARD-ASS1284813509724
Furore23: TL;DR - fat bitch is fat.1284819867231
Flarp: She is legally liable for his airfare because she misrepresented herself. Don't believe me? Do your own homework. It's there.1284822475842
Uncle Harvey: Uh.. that leaden weight in your chest? It sunk down into your gut!1284851390228
Squinky: friend is hawt! Shit I got airfare1286248378395
Raptor Jesus: TL;DR1286252277904
Anonymous: Stupid bitch, can't even sympathize with her. Her own fucking fault for not sharing her pic way earlier. Would've been the first thing I'd done.1286318527103
ishbee: hahahahaha i dont beliiieeeevvee1286318737404
NORWAYchan: that leaden weight in your chest is your greese covered heart hahahah1286329092757
NORWAYchan: ^ughh fail grease1286329119890
crazychikn: never give women anything except a punch in the tits1286329465355

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The preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar"
Nigger pray story nigger (630) , pray (20) , story (203)

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Anonymous: lol'd a little1296055491222
Anonymous: lame1297363312779
Anonymous: Hearing as in going before the judge. Its funny if you know what it means.1297368325313
MACKY83: lol1297779165400
Rudog: ill give it a heh. not a full lol1301512232904
ivorylc: i ROFL'd1305988180891
Anonymous: @5313 way to ruin the punchline newfag1305988825339
BnSneky: that's fuckin funny1305989292960
anonocunt: only funny when you're high on meth1389806790114
Anonymous: There is also the one with the immigrant who was hired to paint this man's porch, but he could only find a Mercedes, so he painted that.1513800089851
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My dad walked in on me twice!
Story women cucumber masturbate yahoo story (203) , women (379) , cucumber (5) , masturbate (14) , yahoo (40)

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Rorix: LOL, lock the door next time you stupid bitch1314188356747
iprobablyhateyou: nasty ass bitch1314194430172
anal85: lolol1314197744357
Captngeetch: Mmmmmmm cucumbers1314197803381
Captngeetch: bet dad was checking the garbage for days1314198601515
AnotherAnon: 1314199697558
RiddleMeThis: lol - I wonder if she ever petted the neighbour's dog for real - it would've been real friendly, I'm sure . . .1314207050984
Furore23: I sincerely believe that these events truly took place, for real.1314208109384
Anonymous: Wow...............just..............................WOW!1314208434993
anonymule: careful....1314214354275
iprobablyhateyou: 7558 fucking lol1314214445642
Anonymous: NICE1314214601904
MrPerspective: "Best answer"? Can someone pls remind me what the question was, again? 8-P~~~1314323582404
MrPerspective: How derp can you be, wanking @ home with your door unlocked... for the SECOND time?!? Don't you know that many parents are inconsiderate and never knock? Mine sure as f... never did. I agree that Daddykins lingering and lecturing clearly implies something...1314323733544

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Emergency Care Unit
Daydream dildo story daydream (1) , dildo (153) , story (203)

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bananaman: hahaha, nice one1262719337970
santa: haha sweet1262837721616
Anonymous: fap fap fap fap1269504568777
Samps: Lol1269568930200
Grave: haha olololololol1269625660270
Anonymous: If I had to explain something like this I would kill myself...1269835469722
Anonymous: lulz, she has no boobs1272829877983
Anonymous: take on me1279102044933
Anonymous: epic1279104540687
Pyro: HHAHAHAHAHAHAA LOL LMFAO IM STONED AS FUCK DAMNIT CAPSLOCK1279105157891
Armistice: lolled1279114213721
Anonymous: hahahah lol1285015720918
Rorix: So lonely1285026117557
chrud: i can't stop laughing!1285026206225

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Brazilian girl dies after a continuous orgasm of 12 minutes with a friend
Orgasm sex death story orgasm (19) , sex (489) , death (91) , story (203)

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Quantum69: Wow..................just, wow man. geeez, i'd feel more sorry for her but it sounds like she had the time of her life...1323472652250
KamikazeProject: f.a.k.e.1323472928717
Anonymous: "MURDER without intent to kill" ………yeah right1323487232730
Moongrim: So, how exactly did they manage this?1323533762320
HungLoh: I call bullshit on this until I see it published by a reputable source. "Eyes spinning around in her head."? Oh, please. Sounds like the Exorcist.1323534130895
Anonymous: Sounds like Fox News bullshit...1323536247717
iprobablyhateyou: sounds like a good way to go1323537092590
Anonymous: Zooey Deschanel...1323537501749
Anonymous: it seems to have appeared on facebook, so it must be true1323537701225
Anonymous: I don't know if it's true but that's the way I want to die1328766109732
Anonymous: "Murder WITHOUT intent to kill"?? WHAT THE FUCK?!1328792553891
Hughbie: she ran after the ambulance eh? So it was already there?1328796457352
Anonymous: i'd like to have that ability - would work wonders, better than borgia age poison and possibly undetectable afterwards1328796517468
Anonymous: snu-snu!1328839406554

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I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai girl.
Tranny thai erection story joke tranny (18) , thai (3) , erection (8) , story (203) , joke (55)

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Everdark: lolz1323265005288
Anonymous: Ladyboys who look better than real girls....1323266058955
Quantum69: haha, nice one OP1323272694915
Gifmaster: classic!!!1323272733159
MrSandynigger: Details of train route plox?1323287362512
MrSandynigger: It's funny because all along the joke I was still thinking that he was wishing that she wouldn't get an erection. Do I need to see a specialist?1323287416222
Anonymous: Ain't no thang - just means he/she likes you...1323287956820
RKB: its a trap?1323288699146
Furore23: MSN, it just means that you understand the truth about Asians: they are ALL traps. All of them, utterly without exception.1323290364529
Gifmaster: ^I Guess somebody fell into quite some traps there huh??1323290483204
Furore23: ^ No, I made my Saving Throw just in time.1323386926545
Vincent859: "And then . . . ???"1323387060454
Anonymous: thai girls always do.1323394429933
Vincent859: "And then . . . ???1323394477509

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Love. 13. My grandpa is 85 years old. Today I found out that ever since his wife, his true love, had died, he puts roses on her grave every Sunday. The drive is 2 hours away from where he lives. She was 29 when she died.
Grandpa story grandpa (3) , story (203)

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Reaxus: HE WAS 841272134033614
rome_: what a gold diggin bitch, i hate when a young ass girl marries a grandpa1272140035951
SmashaGash: She must have made one hell of a sandwich..1272325269353
Choadboy: All that money spent on gas and flowers would have bought some quality whores!1272352888936
Pyro: ^ and weed/booze1272493103903
Anonymous: heh. you know... i think the implication was that he had been continuously visiting the cemetery for 50years1274363794912
Anonymous: she only died last Tuesday...some stud!1274367444205
Moongrim: Does he ever clean the old roses off?1274483113659
geekfloyd: TMI - and the whole bloody affair makes me think of limes for some reason1274599024250
FuckChinkies: FAKE1278690152157
Anonymous: if he drove 2 hours, he was hittin a live one too1278691474114
enemanonymous: once a week isn't that often1278698750131
the7rafe7: get your dad a woman you fuck1278834460683
Anonymous: your grandpa is a nigger!1278835020897

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That was my one and only experiment with butt love.
Beads story anal sex fail beads (13) , story (203) , anal (146) , sex (489) , fail (641)

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RKB: ROTFL!1312553833903
Hughbie: lesson learnt....welcome to life son...1312558315276
Lickathesplit: Hahahahahahahahaha, oh fuck !! That got me lolling like crazy... I'm wondering if he has developed issues with the lawnmower now...1312571276581
HanoverRed: Shit Happens1312576545139
Anonymous: thats how the red sock was invented1312722425151
fiveby5: at least he wasn't experimenting with getting his red wings. that could've gone all kinds of wrong in these incapable hands1312733345968
Anonymous: maybe someday hewill find a girl that can suck-start a Harley... LOL1312733638800
Flarp: That is fucking hillarious. He should get some kind of a prize, or something.1313242651892
Anonymous: LOOOL1313244202307
Teufel69: I thgink I just peed myself laughing1313277922484
Dollar Bill: With age comes wisdom. Keep seeking, Monty...1320990300853
clownichter: Very cool story brooo!1320990888521
BnSneky: what a dumb-ass1321008890604
Christsmegma: "some poop involved" hahahahaha1323829036823

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EMERGENCY! - You're doing it wrong
Sex medical urethra story vagina fail sex (489) , medical (33) , urethra (1) , story (203) , vagina (226) , fail (641)

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Deadache: OMG. I'm speechless.1328264634945
Anonymous: so thats the recipe to stay childless then?1328264978456
Anonymous: not as smelly as the anus, k1328264997286
Lolusername69: surely the first time must have been like an elephant fucking a mouse!1328269329804
Moongrim: Homeschooled Sex Ed.1328276799948
greyhoundpaul: taking it in the pee hole for 52 years. Holy shit!1328278921185
Anonymous: Damn they were doing it wrong!!!1330634729347
Hakuma: His dick must have been miniscule.1330640114593
MadNiggerish: WHAT THE FUCK1330640210295
Quantum69: What......did i just read? 'O_O'1330640471929
LemmyLaffer: Is "Emergency!" the title of the book? I bloody want to read more... I'm speechless too...1330641243366
Grund1e: I'm guessing she never took a load in the mouth either.1330652813517
Queefly: Stupid hillbillies......1330653082112
Anonymous: Truth - truly - is stranger than fiction.1330663644910

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Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios)
Date shit dating story comic date (20) , shit (239) , dating (33) , story (203) , comic (464)

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Chowder: This is fuckin hilarious!!! hhahahaahhah1279385321474
Anonymous: Shit happens1280630873960
Anonymous: Dude... just give up. Don't call her back1280633782700
barak osama: real LMAO1280636047648
ThelemicMage: Maybe you should call her and ask her if you can shit in her mouth. Say it will help your social anxiety. Pee bottles? Fuck you loser.1280654465773
Anonymous: Worst fucking thread ever. Kill yourself faggot.1280673903520
Flarp: OMG that is so funny. I'd call her. What's the worst that could happen? She would say, "I don't want to see you poopy boy?" You could always make up some medical shit and explain how embarassed you were at what happened because she was so important to you. If it works, try not to shit on everything. Haha. That's fucking classic!1280674624268
AlienNation: epic laughter here1280675013596
Grave: WHAT. A. FUCKING. DOUCHEBAG. wtf man? just poo on the floor and pick it up. fucking retard.1280678316543
Merrimon: Any dude who carries "Pee bottles" deserves this shit...sorry bro, doesn't sound too hard to fix hahaha1280679160632
Anonymous: It didn't happen.1280681219224
Anonymous: WHAAAAAT?!!?!1280682248823
Anonymous: hahaha to much chili1280686957553
666thbastard.: that's fucking worthwile shit to read for once!!!!!!!!!! man, NEVER call her back, you can only amagine what revenge she'd release on you. accept the loss......lol.....that is all.1280760794418

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Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse.
Story school story (203) , school (160)

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Anonymous: wow. win.1278910749686
Anonymous: If you don't send this to 10 people in the next 24 hours your penis will fall off!!1278911159427
Anonymous: wow omg1279024947160
TotallyNasty: This is just common fucking sense that anyone should be able to figure out, and those among us who have not done it b4 reading a story like this will have forgotten all about it the next day.1279025269143
NigBickDigger: jeez...finally something positive on c4c.1279025366813
NigBickDigger: http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-04-07/1239083166786.jpg that should do it1279025385890
Anonymous: Damm this is very nice. I was like WOW1279025668969
the7rafe7: pics or gtfo1279066940440
Anonymouse: awwww... this made me shed a tear or two1281328895244
headbuster17: fuckin valedictorian should have gone to someone who wasnt such a pussy.1281329219276
Cogent: Spoken lile someone who has risen to the peak of their incompetence.1281329578987
blahchan: fake seen this story in different bits and pieces told in different ways for years1281332054961
Raptor Jesus: TL:DR1281333328220
Anonymous: FAGGOT SHOULDA DONE IT1281357354523

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AN INSPIRATIONAL STORY OF LUCK AND GOOD FORTUNE
Fat fortune luck lottery story fat (581) , fortune (3) , luck (5) , lottery (4) , story (203)

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Hughbie: money....it sin;t everything..but its up there with air.1251817560224
Hughbie: and fuck the spelling for thr grammar fags...1251817598386
Bubble: the^ lol, dual force, troll yourself!1251818712422
bananaman: aawww how cute, he found himself a whore1254174313666
cracker_killer: at least he's getting laid tonight1254188608101
TASTYbacon: And who said money can't buy me love ? BUY MEEEEEEE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEE!!!!!!!!1254189347880
ImaD00d: Congratulations ma'am. Hope you don't mind being pinned to a mattress under a thrusting, sweaty blob of fat penetrating you with a pathetically small half-flaccid penis, praying for the viagra to wear off so you can drive his Mercedes to your bi-monthly botox appointment to get that little injection of self-esteem you so desperately need to be able to look at yourself in the mirror without crying.1254194223828
Anonymous: ^ that and he's fat too1254195015687
ImaD00d: I mentioned that in my rambling, didn't I? yeah I did.1254196305171
TASTYbacon: ^RAMBO1254196662405
Anonymous: wah dah tah1254198358523
Squirrely1: Yep ...I knew money was involved...1254241936136
Anonymous: time to invest in some lipo-suction, maybe then you can get an even hotter gold digger1254253027606
Anonymous: GOOOOLD DIGGA1254253906150

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COOL STARRY BRA
Bra blue starry cool story bro thread bra (59) , blue (97) , starry (1) , cool story bro (3) , thread (1021)

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Anonymous: cool story, bro.1292164584411
Zombeh: rule poorly, grow.1292185811705
YuLiekPicturz: haha fucking amazing1292191983984
Nickeh43: I think I owned this bra in my younger years. Back when I had things to keep in a bra.1294714799288
Nickeh43Fan: ^Pics or it didn't happen.1294715836147

weeone
1294715921622
Nickeh43: LOL I wish I had pics of it, would be cool to show that I was once the proud owner of a cool starry bra. I do have a dress with the same pattern, but it came with no such taggage.1294715941432
Anonymous: I WOULD FUCK WHOEVER IS WEARING IT1294716072699
Anonymous: ^I'll have something for you1294730010871
AZO9swall0ded: ^^1294734540165
Anonymous: ^^^Ha!1294802320779
Anonymous: epic win 0165!!1296084401105
NightCrufa3: BRILLIANT!!!!1307064486718
Anonymous: Weird, I have that bra, shame my ex will never see me in it again ;)1307148266272

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This is what gay men actually believe.
Gay hiv aids rape story forum gay (468) , hiv (8) , aids (34) , rape (209) , story (203) , forum (20)

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darkstan: This is hard to understand. This is a thing for people? That's too bad, 'cause it means we're more fucked up as a group than I had imagined. I had imagined that we were pretty fucked up, you see.1313626267288
YuLiekPicturz: tl;dr1313713235210
Anonymous: Gay fags fail at life.1315333429425
KofeeAnon: disgusting fags are disgusting1315385681641
djh123: damn thats a lot to read.. too much.. next!1315385716865
Quantum69: i tried to read it.........................gave up @ the first sentence.1315386076956
Anonymous: man that is very deviant stuff who the fuck deliberately wants to get stds?1315435766764
HanoverRed: I believe Choadboy is gay1315494685118
djh123: ^probably1315519234672
Anonymous: this is nightmare hardcore shit1315521857714
Anonymous: ^ Indeed. I think I'll look for one of these sites, find a guy who wants to meet and "poz me up", then kill him with a sledgehammer. Or is that a bad thing?1315601800184
Anonymous#2: ^ Actually, you would probably have the net effect of saving lives.1315606337612
Anonymous: i'd encourage them to do it so they annihilite themselves if it wasnt for the cost of cleaning up the neighborhood after1315612666199
spz557: Wow. That's something different. Fucken fags....they're a dying breed anyways...lol1315614991399

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You were on your way home when you died.
4chan death life after story afterlife god 4chan (628) , death (91) , life after death (1) , story (203) , afterlife (2) , god (79)

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Chicagosox23: MIND BLOWN1336348894786
spnk: mind not blown T.T1336350531306
Anonymous: HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I'm you, and you're me, and we're both arnold schwarzenegger. and one day we'll be god, and very disappointed in us.1336362332840
mischievious: So.. the point is to realize we live for centuries dealing with our own asshole self? well if a parent would do that, they are shitty parents.1336363041531
Anonymous: FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP1336389936424
GibblesNBits: thats it, next time I'm a super-model, I'm fucking everybody...1336391129958
MrSandynigger: Fuck god. He needs a kick in his balls.1336395570875
r120507: Everyone is Moongrim1336410890586
Quantum69: ^Fucking lulz man1339353180430
Anonymous: Next time I want to come back rich.1344487297671
Anonykin slywalker: so, im like fapping to myself but niether version of me knows that we're one (and the same) being? and if that's true then when we do it we're fucking ourselves? and creating ourselves in baby form too?1344490219498
Anonymous: thats right1345411746858
Anonymous: great story.1345442709790
Your Lawyer: the GAY in this is totally GAY1345506385787

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Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report
Redneck stench USA nasty West Virgina ugly pussy rape knife news story redneck (34) , stench (1) , USA (443) , nasty (7) , West Virgina (1) , ugly (137) , pussy (1510) , rape (209) , knife (58) , news (207) , story (203)

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Cuntfux: wtf, psycho horny uglified splatterbomb :S1289784333534
Cuntfux: oh wait....forgot stinky :P1289784374639
sickfuck88: pinch your nose and eat it.....pussy1289851984684
ajmisback: LMAO @ overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor!!!!!1289853144444
AlienNation: HAHAHA I hope this isn't true.1289856826793
Antiphon: Vagisil!1290625128312
Anonymous: nasty1291508910421
Anonymous: I like that story.1291509217719
blackal: P U1291509939284
Munster: Good god...1291806360529
Quasimodo: DESTROY IT WITH FIRE!1291806461247
FluffyTaco: That cracks my shit up...nasty but funny1292062015606
Anonymous: I would have ate that shit alll out. I love that nasty pussy. And im not trying to be funny either.1292886695163
Anonymous: isnt that rape? molestation?1293147241808

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You're Cute!
Women comic story women (379) , comic (464) , story (203)

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Anonymous: oh yes we know the story1257888721674
DutchGuy: mistakes were made1257890329764
Anonymous: shit thtas always how it is too women are fucking nuts1258006710428
Anonymous: we should all blow our brains out ahead of time and let the world die1258006912742
danie: hhmm. it's actually the other way around with me and my boyfriend. except the fucking his ex part. he doesn't have any. the little boy had no experience till he met me.1258007130362
suh: bitter faggotry1258888212420
Anonymous: damn other people go through this shit too fffffffuuuuuuuu1279227991315
Anonymous: fffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu1279264446410
fingerofdoom: women huh..lol1279546429141
the7rafe7: fuck this i'd kill them all. DID HE HAVE A GUN THROUGH THIS WHOLE STORY?? WTFF1279575657170
Anonymous: Seems about right...1279845458618
Anonymous: so true1279917234696
BigBootay: And they wonder why a man snaps and kills people.1279924790417
Toxified: SO EFN TRUE, epic fail, for men..1280025716490

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We've had just about enough of the human condition around here - Adorable kitty holiday
Cat story comic cat (896) , story (203) , comic (464)

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NigBickDigger: ...kthnx...1274061389858
nika: Da fuck?1277670215517
Furore23: Get stuck in my droogies: http://nobodyscores.loosenutstudio.com/1277815072418
Anonymous: well, idk man1322789679311
The Original Spoon: Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Hahaha, I get it. Haha1322803418895
ivanivanich: i dont get it1331678561602
LemmyLaffer: LOL good.1331755208958
LemmyLaffer: And thanks for the link, Furore23.1331755411947
Furore23: ^ No wuckers dog. I feel that this comic started pretty strong and petered out slowly... but there's some gems in there. If you're looking for something with a vaguely similar vibe, you could do worse than any of the following:1331803262749
Furore23: http://www.akimbocomics.com/ http://gunshowcomic.com/ http://tallcomics.com/ http://wondermark.com/1331803303629
LemmyLaffer: thx again1331827703436
MadNiggerish: fucking stupid1331831499652
BnSneky: lame1331832048777
N: Is that a different girl or what ???1479759256759

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Religion christian fuck yea comic story
Religion christian fuck yea comic story religion (396) , christian (50) , fuck yea (24) , comic (464) , story (203)

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Pyro: SEX INDEED1285215869767
Furore23: If we shot all the faithful into the sun, all we'd have left is a bunch of uptight scientists, man-child engineers, and pretentious artists. Could be worse I guess, but could be a lot better.1285238080274
ItssoTrue.: Owned bitch!1285288977400
Anonymous: @Furore23 YOU BEST BE TROLOLOLING. Youd most likely have no computer, no internet, no house, no bed, no light, no gas, no tv. but your right it could be alot better :)1285312798827
ElCapitan: Slayerofpeople, your reddit is showing1285327457903
Furore23: ^^ I try not to trololo, Anon... unless I'm being super-duper retard obvious. Or, confu.1289646859539
FSS: Only Islam can be put into politics... That's right.... Fucking sand niggers got it coming...1289716951647
AthiestFTL!: FSS ur post shows how uneducated, ignorant you are. Arabs are Obviously caucasians.. that just a fail! better like next time. troll harder ^^1289717796240
Jesus: I feel like trolling the Yahoo Answers Religion & Spirituality Section now1291342354272
Sand Colored: OP is head of the cleaning squad at Obvious Inc1291600385916
Anonymous: gay1291610515424
Glennocide: ^^ hahaha i quite liked the pic its a comman ocurance with me haha1306322107939
BnSneky: someone needs those eyes punched out1306361117244
ImYourMomBIATCH: I think op is a cunt, i hope he fucking die1306361652442

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Epic 4chan story
Epic 4chan story epic (54) , 4chan (628) , story (203)

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Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The scummy bitch deserved it.1254690467697
Anonymous: link the movie or it never happened1254698078710
Anonymous: Yeh I wanna see that too and the fucking courtroom paintings1254698144686
ImaD00d: Court dox, news reports or it never happened.1254698460770
THEanon: tl ; dr1254698487127
jackfrosty: Yessss... Thees mooovie... It must be good no? Leeenk the movie plox.1254698978917
Anonymous: movie link1254740968657
toxic: sauce?1254747451875
Anonymous: Yeah, like that happened...1254828178870
Anonymous: PWNED!1254829981110
Anonymous: I call Aussie bullshit.1254839368997
Vandersveldt: well of course we don't believe it, but it's still fucking hilarious1254848905178
Anonymous: utter and complete fucking BULLSHIT... w/o a video1254900342954
Drilldo!: I call bullshit. That fucker would have played that tape for the FIRST cop who knocked on the door.1254912236914

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why did I only start missing you dog after I learned I won't see you again
Dead dog story comic sad dead (135) , dog (516) , story (203) , comic (464) , sad (50)

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Anonymous: :(1318616143894
MrSandyNigger: BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW1318619636743
veranet: Some lulz but mostly sadz :-(1318627532410
Anonymous: no lulz, just sadz.1318629947421
SouthernPride: And?1318629967505
enoeew: He waited asshole1318639317313
Anonymous: just get another dog...1318643572880
koda12: reminds me of my old dog rocko :( i mean, up until the bus part but after that i was like wtf?1318643916757
Everdark: :( sadz1318644996292
cybersinner: Cool story, Bro! :-)1318658669121
MegaShit: This story was so shit, I printed it off and deuced on the paper.1318678832574
djh123: ^Y U Waste Paper!?1318678873982
MegaShit: ^God made me do it!1318694921602
Anonymous: Oh, my god...best story ever man1322785478941

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The Russian Sleep Experiment Orange Soda 05/28/09(Thu) 15:46 No.2052748
Experiment russia story sleep experiment (12) , russia (90) , story (203) , sleep (129)

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zodd: That's just freakin crazy1268096574535
robohitler: thats absolutely awesome. if theres anything else out there like this, please post1268131834141
TheTruthOriginal: Holy Shit1270606452876
Anonymous: ^^^ my response exactly ^^^1271038337200
Anonymous: pics or gtfo1271055690763
Anonymous: All i can say is... wow...1271060390323
Anonymous: when does the movie come out?1271599613142
Anonymous: reading this made me take a funny turn i almost threw up and i still cant see properly that was fucked.:S1271629304699
Grave: tl;dr1271684816871
Greg: that was some weird shit1271703859396
Anonymous: wtf1271742684912
TheRedMage13: TLDR dude1271779467604
Anonymous: Cool story bro1271961407889
prophet5548: AMAZING1271972532896

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Turducken birds comic story
Turducken birds comic story turducken (1) , birds (67) , comic (464) , story (203)

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Anonymous: hahahahahahaha1258687186331
Anonymous: Buttersafe! Awesome.1263824750142
Lunchbox: ROFL1263828467673
Anonymous: I lol'd1271107132333
fastamasta: lol, win1271109466489
wupme: Traditional its just a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey. Not a hummingbird and such shit1277809289953
Armistice: i lolled :)1277809598946
Grave: lol1277809693110
Furore23: The turkety then goes inside an emu, which goes inside a cassowary.1277812717500
Anonymous: HAHAHAHHAAH ROFLMAO1286003085390
Anonymous: Le funneh1286032537708
Anonymous: hahahahaaa1286043219830
Anonymous: not buttersafe faggot, its plastic brick automaton1286048434807
AnonymousR: Fuck you, Turkduckey is the one true god!!!1286062443615

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The Notorious Rad™ - Well I wonder what's happening on Ranger Bored today.
Ranger bored banned donkey balls banhammer ban story comic ranger bored (1) , banned (6) , donkey balls (1) , banhammer (1) , ban (23) , story (203) , comic (464)

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Raditude: They banned me from Rangerboard, so I went back and edited some pics I recently posted, just to show them what I think about their site1280100924742
Raditude: Pwnage1280102852960
Anonymous: Bahahahaha1280123453526
Anonymous: butthurt.jpg1280123858206
Anonymous: Donkey Balls!!!!1280138153522
GhostNinja: hahahaha lol Gravity Hammer FTW!!! and apparently I like Halo as much as Gears of War!!!!!!11111280138296222
iprobablyhateyou: i guess this is kinda funny1280151849401
Greeft: ^ The fact someone wants to admit they're a member at Rangerboard is funny.1280167061712
bananaman: *yawn*1280174202654
Anonymous: Man who screwed up the title to this? It was titled "Raditude Pwns RangerBoard"1280448537985
Raditude: ^lemme guess...hmmm the7rafe7? no, it must by Pyro! No wait iprobablyhateyou? Maybe weeone...Redrocco..is that you? Couldn't be Raditude. No, not him. Gotta be Bubble.1280454536368
the7rafe7: hehe i was guessed first i feel so special1280469700552
Raditude: You're not the real Raditude either 6368. I'm logged in as Raditude1280485306741
Raditude: By the way, 7985 is me.1280485343719

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I WAS CHILLIN IN THE KITCHEN, MAKING A SANDWICH WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEARD TREMENDOUS NOISE COMING DOWN THE STAIRS.
4chan story perspective 4chan (628) , story (203) , perspective (28)

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Anonymous: lol'd1248554735310
cockwarmer: epic1249176898614
Infamous: Epic Win1250473755262
Still Anonymous: This here is why I come to this place .That is just so fucking classic . I might flame off at some of you at times and I apologize but we have some very fucked up and creative funny as shit people on this site and 4chan .1250478051585
Anonymous: i laughed so hard, my pee poo'd1251024830498
Pyro: HAHAHAHA FUKKEN AWESOME1251077814740
randyvanburen: "someone archive this!"1251086152622
jackfrosty: Sooooooo soooo sooo much win. BRILLIANT!1251092274355
Anonymous: omg it's lolocaust... i LOLd until i ROFLd xD 1585 speaks for all of us1254675706465
Samps: "Dickwad tapestry of failed genetics." WIN1254705781960
Anonymous: epic win indeed1254709920974
toxic: old but oh so funny1254747574542
Stu: 81960 so true - Dickwad tapestry of failed genetics = Brilliant1254843649307
Vandersveldt: This... this was really good1254848672745

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A pile of scrap cardboard caught my eye.
Robot story robot (57) , story (203)

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zidz: Wow....1259545446874
Anonymous: what is he unzipping... i thought he was naked1259551520258
Hughbie: oookkk.....someone needs to lay off the caffeine for a while...1259552821817
crackerkiller5: weird but funny!!!!1259560416701
Furore23: FFS, LegoRobot - update your fucking comic!1277482480852
g-man: lame1286127720710
Rorix: Ahahahahahahah1286129467656
Oxygen: the robot in the 2nd last frame has the star of David on its forhead.1291176236658
Jesus: ^jewbot, it wants to kill us all1291179048711
Clownichter: I dont even....1291181059135
Munster: I want some of that weed sir...1291193522997
Anonymous: lol awesome, I lolled hard1300132702839
Twinchlian: "Rape is the only weapon they fear. SPREAD THE WORD!!!"1300137651936
MACKY83: Epic.... Pyro in about 3 years1300159272899

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Getting high in an underground parking
High weed story comic high (84) , weed (325) , story (203) , comic (464)

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Pyro: I loled alot on this one1271992677455

Anonymous
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clownichter: Fucking amazing piece of literature1272257325335
Warg: true story, bro.1272257879890
Billy: Pretty much1285116760768
Pyro: And it was good1285122191455
asian dude: hey pyro.... was that what happened to you last weekend????1285123970654
Anonymous: fucking stupid, weed is for NIGGERS get some motherfucking goddamn self-respect1285192117576
Srsly: cool story brah1285192495896
Anonymous: weed is for people on the grind. crack is for niggers. suits em nicely.1287058068893
Anonymous: amen.1288424169810
Anonymous: gay... weed is for lame shitty teenagers1301778098816
Anonymous: lol1301779270644
crazyassmofo: ^^fuck u faggot1301849451237

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"I love you Daddy, Goodnight": Last words of tragic schoolgirl, 14, who hanged herself after enduring 'two years of relentless bullying by her classmates'
News FaceBook Suicide bully story News (207) , FaceBook (159) , Suicide (93) , bully (11) , story (203)

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MadNiggerish: do your worst c4c :D1331641446296
Grund1e: When you post your feelings on facebook; you're going to get trashed!1331641664701
Quantum69: There's never a good reason for an Hero, but plenty of excuses for Murder1331650025685
AnotherAnon: 1331662388181
KofeeAnon: unfortunately anonimity has made people bold but I guarentee you the majority of anon fags who pick on people would piss themselves and shit all over if ever faced with confrontation in real life.1331672160879
AnotherAnon: I don't pick on others. but neither do I respect those who decide that suicide is the solution to being picked on.1331700800427
Anonymous: Those bullies will be PTA ladies and soccer moms soon.1331702469781
Anonymous: Ugh, her friend is a Hawk Nelson fan...1332238809715
Bunglicker: It always amazes me that these people kill themselves over a bunch of lowlife shits. You know all the people that tormented her will e gro1332239377166
Bunglicker: ..will grow up to, at worst, be in jail, be addicts, die young or at best, be average losers with dead-end jobs living in a shity house in a shity part of town, with a shity life.1332240013625
RubberG: The best way to deal with bullies is showing up at school with an automatic rifle, 2 hand guns and a bag of pipe bombs. BITCHES WILL LEARN WHO'S BOSS NOW!1332247175479
Mephisto: Honestly, I hope the scum who did this to her all get brutally raped1333486538881
CopKillerForLife: Those Bullying kids murdered her! I hear nigger gang rape the bullies1333489004783
patrick42: That's just Sad1333509693689

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Danny Lee Arnold & Brother, Thomas Marcus Arnold, Charged with Sexual Molestation of Pregnant 10-Year Old Georgia Girl
Nigger incest rape news story nigger (630) , incest (60) , rape (209) , news (207) , story (203)

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anonymous: Niggers = Animals !1278155828314
veranet: ^ You're insulting animals.1279859267771
AlienNation: Why do people compare humans with animals? Have you ever seen animals pray to imaginary gods, wage wars, etc.? If you ask me, animals are way up there.1279860311727

crackerkiller5
^you win 4 of these^
1279860871141
Anonymous: ^^ what im sure a good number of us have been saying all along1279910513520
Anonymous: i dont think niggers can be compared with anything accept shit1279925639453
sickfuck: ^^ lol1280007214828
Toxified: Sounds like they had a free for all1280019787410
Anonymous: 9453......you talk big on the internet but i would love to see you say that to a black guys face you pussy1280029874997
Anonymous: DAM DIRTY APES1280278003111
Anonymous: Fap?1280468444573
Anonymous: 727^ you aint mark twain bitch1280468948588
Anonymous: god damn fucking niggers they are the fucking scum of the earth1280511840772
only:: niggers would do this shit1280511865298

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Taco comic story rage trollface
Taco comic story rage trollface taco (5) , comic (464) , story (203) , rage (44) , trollface (105)

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Moongrim: Now do you understand why some workers go postal?1325646873461
Quantum69: haha, that's funny1325674083307
Pragmatic: ^yeah ofc its funny you dipshit1380296486535
Chowder: lmao1380340098127
Anonymous: I had something like this where I worked, and the CUSTOMER went all postal, saying that there should be a big sign saying "THE TACOS ARE NOT 99C"(well the equivalent). Fucking retards should learn to read1380358453220
Magister: @Prag: lmao!1429368343426
CrackSnacker: ^ LOL @ SamePraggot.1429369576714
Pragmatic: ^why u hate me sista?1445124138629
CrackSnacker: ^ I love you, actually. You are a breath of fresh air in this fetid swamp.1445128224161
It feels so wrong: And yet you call me ''faggot1445208462473
Magister: Even if they were, who the fuck would go to a restaurant and order a 99 cent item. Fucking people make me sick.1471453124438
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i got in trouble with my friend the other day...he caught me wanking...while sniffing his sister's panties...
Funeral comic awkward story funeral (16) , comic (464) , awkward (9) , story (203)

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DrPwn: Lol.1313776257984
that guy: lol indeed1313778072759
RKB: sick, just sick.1313784065699
YuLiekPicturz: Lol this got better each frame.1313784149236
lily84: lold1313784284476
Banshee5: I wonder if this really happened1313796316415
XITS: hah, humor1313798106269
Everdark: lulz1313800658937
Skallagrimson: Ha Ha :)1313808139528
fiveby5: don't get caught. lulzy1313808956575
roadpirate: wow. cup full of win lol1315869829389
Anonymous: i did it with the panties of the neighbors daugter i was babysittin so its so totally possible1316043581363
Anonymous: Problem?1316959617168
coffee enema: bravo. just kept getting better.1317364616784

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Pedobear Sightings Concern New Mexico Attorney General's Office
Pedo pedobear story news pedo (206) , pedobear (335) , story (203) , news (207)

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Quantum69: LOL d you think a real pedo would have a sticker like that on his car? geeez1322819331496
Jackfrosty: ^... yes?1328252510280
Cunt81: Creepy ass kiddie diddlers takaing an internet joke and turning it into a fucking kiddie diddler mascot. Fuck them.1328253274637
Epic Win: So much WIN, even the Attorney General is scared!1328292632852
BnSneky: hahahahaha1328292784785
Furore23: Pedophiles organise into clubs and share their tips on grooming, avoiding detection, and legal defence. They go online and 'justify' themselves as somehow 'right'. Like most assholes, they are unduly proud of their assery.1328308745899
Anonikin Skywalker2: and yet when you drive a rattle-can black van w/ free candy/hugs written on the side in yellow blue green red and pink the cops in california just ignore you1328511747791
The Original Spoon: Pedophile clubs? Wow, I think I'll spend a few hours searching on the internet if there are any in my area! Or maybe just post on Craigslist to start one. I can't wait to see who will answer!1328754380206
Anonymous: hey1328800019793
Anonymous: more proof that the average IQ in the US is below room temperature!1345887503783
Anonymous: furore--homosexuals do the same thing. equally disordered and abnormal u_u1348985669965
Anonymous: Peobeart is used for getting litle grisl AND boys, why they not see that?1363460748670
Anonymous: I guess they don't care about the Mexicans streaming over with their Obama guns.1363474074419
Anonymous: Pedobear is driving around New Mexico???1363560368382

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"She blew me in exchange for a cheeseburger." -What he told his friends & my boyfriend What actually happened: He bought me curly fries, drove me to an abanded parking lot at 1:00 a.m., and RAPED me in the back of his car
Rape Food Story Rape (209) , Food (246) , Story (203)

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Quantum69: Bullshit, maybe if you wasn't such a MTV whore you wouldn't date assholes in the 1st place.1331933666136
fiveby5: curly fry slut!! you shouldn't got in a strange dude's car for curly fries, or that's what happens. you should've held out for a value meal so you could respect yourself in the morning...1331934973964
Lexicon: The lie back and take it mentality instilled in society today. Call 911! Don't fight back! Here's some advice: Don't bitch to the internet if you get raped. Do something about it.1331948137775
Redrocco: yes, you CAN haz chzburger1331948254617
Kuder: Your Rapist is an ASSHOLE, cause he raped you. Your Boyfriend is an ASSHOLE, he didn't support and dropped you......But YOU are an ASSHOLE too, driving alone in a car with a guy, who isn't your boyfriend when you have one.1331993703616
Anonymous: she lies, buyer's remorse1331993897143

0uTl4w
ye nigga, so dat bitch said she would blow me in exchange o' muh motha fuckin KFC an' ah wuz like "is YOU madness???" so ah just ganked her some curly fries wif some money ah jacked da same day an' dat beotch wuz not satisfied. mad stupid hoe ah raped her white pussy
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oooEYEooo: ..."she who cried wolf...one day/ night...then post again"...1331995026398
Grund1e: How did you get into the back seat of his car? Are you saying he 'draged' you there to rape you? From the front seat? Kuder is right; YOU should have never put yourself in that situation.1331996010763
Anonymous: So did he call you tomorrow?1332001290447
NotSoMuchAnonymous: You are all idiots! Imagine that had been a same aged boy, would you say he "asked to get raped"? Whatever happened earlier, when a girl (or guy) says no, that is a NO. Period!.1332002952307
Nabbo: ^Agreed. I don't know if people here are just joking or they are seriously misogynist. If so, maybe it's because of their unsuccessful real life.1332004821445
Anonymous: ^ & ^^ You must be new here1332012981840
Anonymous: rape kit or it didn't happen1332018274682

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Let Me Tell You The Tale Of The Last Weekend At The Bar.. - My dude and I chilling at the bar watching a game... - Suddenly, a hot girl appears! - CHALLENGE ACCEPTED - I wish someone would buy me a drink... - Hey babe, I got this. - No way dude, I'll pay
Comic trollface nigger game fail date forever alone story comic (464) , trollface (105) , nigger (630) , game (185) , fail (641) , date (20) , forever alone (39) , story (203)

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Rorix: Old story1305667150340
Anonymous: Herp is not the best name to hook up with chicks.1305667732781
Anonymous: haha yeah that's reality1305679794757
Anonymous: love the true story guy at the end1305741913341
Pyro: ^ thats what made me lol so hard1306126494780
Anonymous: COOL STORY BRO!1306450267326
MrSandyNigger: Lol true story.1307364161451
Midgeinc: Epicness!1307389631324
Anonymous: happens every time lol1307395376128
BnSneky: sad, but true1307395843324
crazyassmofo: Balls to chicks,i'm becoming gay so that i can get laid1308510046347
Anonymous: I lold so loud i pissed my pants!1308513404872
Burrgeezy: so true1310169964484
Anonymous: nigga troll :D1310501789722

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Story rule34 art comic old girl friendship love creature sea dinosaur age
Story rule34 art comic old girl friendship love creature sea dinosaur age story (203) , rule34 (1) , art (1151) , comic (464) , old (174) , girl (386) , friendship (5) , love (176) , creature (68) , sea (60) , dinosaur (58) , age (25)

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Greeft: I think she should be enjoying a post coital cigarette in the third panel lol.1335749693526
Anonymous: fuckin misty, nuf said1336068922558
veranet: out of fucking nowhere this1336192908813
MrSandynigger: I want to see some beastiality action. There must've been some.1336218859693
Anonymous: better lovestory than Twilight1337766670973
Anonymous: Am I the only one bothered by the fact that she looks older in the second pic than the third one?1337767257643
SLIPPY!: please yo sore ass1337975477807
Anonymous: Wasn't this a movie?1337975717359
Smosh: ^I guess it's kinda like Bender's Big Score...1337989158587
Quantum69: "Anonymous: better lovestory than Twilight" FUCKING LULZ MAN!!! trufax bro XD1339330556241
ManWhore: rule341339338902455
r120611: Tongue scratcher?1339396411731

Smosh
No.
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gookheadcrusher: Am I the only one bothered by the fact that I got a boner imagining myself the dino?1359333967672

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Top this for a speeding ticket...
Speeding car ticket speed story speeding (1) , car (386) , ticket (5) , speed (5) , story (203)

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Anonymous: win1285100260897
g-man: shouda nuked the traffic cop bastards1285100372845
my99Busa: Sidewinders are not and never have been air to ground. They are air to air and HEAT seeking! If you want your LIE to work, say Shrike or Harm instead!1285133975797
Nickeh43: Pretty sure British people do not measure speed in miles1285134368565
iprobablyhateyou: tl;dr1285167103868
chrud: fail1285176242106
Anonymous: yes they do nick I live in GREAT Britain1285189259487
Cuntfux: hahaahah jammed and nearly fucked !!1289191478862
Flarp: Agreed Nickeh. Story might have been 'americanified' to let us stupid uhmurikans able to better understand the story.1289199844823
Flarp: Wait wot. They use MPH? WHY? In the US we use MPH because of habit. And, the pains of changing format. But, why on Earth would ANYONE use mph over kph, in a country that is metric?!1289199929771
Anonymous: ^Same reason we still use pints for beer... it's a legacy thing. Pints for beer, pounds and stones for human weight, miles and MPH MPG etc for transport. everything else, metric1289215661179
MrSandynigger: Who flies jets over the crest of a hill on national highways?1293382028909
Anonymous: Good job the pilot was Dutch and not American1307975021346
Captngeetch: The traffic is on the left...clearly not America.1307975283468

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Dear dad, Berlin is wonderful people are nice and I really like it here, but dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599 GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
Arab letter train car rich sheik gold joke story arab (46) , letter (24) , train (83) , car (386) , rich (41) , sheik (2) , gold (18) , joke (55) , story (203)

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RiddleMeThis: lol1285122570589
Anonymous: they may have it but they'll never appreciate it; they will always have the class of Goat Herders...1285123281690
mutt: Amen, brother!1285123523706
WhiteShark: funny man, funny! but look at that sick Ferrari1285239537402
anonymule: shit.....I'd be doing donuts out in the quad with that there pussy magnet...you'd have to beat the broads off with a stick1285266768361
Zaid: WTF1285268254469
Anonymous: LOL, EPIC :D1285269267948
Cuntfux: Fucking awesome !!!1289191110220
Flarp: lolz1289200404169
Anonymous: WHERE MY TRAIN AT BITCH???!!!1292625635587
Clownichter: Ye buy a train. Gimme that car1292633188612
Anonymous: But would you want to look like that diaper head peice of shit in order to have that car? Not me.1292638721979
Squirrely1: Wish I had rich parents...1292638781444
Anonymous: that is an awesome ferrari1292761371114

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Hooked on chicken nuggets: Girl, 17, who has eaten nothing else since age TWO rushed to hospital after collapsing
Mcdonald's food chicken nuggets health story mcdonald's (65) , food (246) , chicken (63) , nuggets (3) , health (7) , story (203)

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RKB: Ok, ok.., I'll let her hook my nugets toouuu.1327621865960
iprobablyhateyou: someone better fuck that piece of ass before it catches up to her1327632305329
Anonymous: Looks like she should eat another 6 piece meal each day to get the calories, protein, carbs and vit C up to recommended levels.1327634497886
Moongrim: Strange, most folks turn into butterballs on that kind of diet.1327673387468
mischievious: stupid girl Y YOU NO USE BBQ SAUCE??1327673715756
Anonymous: i call hoax1327680014599
SexKiller: as long as her vagina is ok, its a good diet.1327690870293
m4k3k3: murricaaaaah1327702308885
The Original Spoon: Ha, the first time I ever tried Chicken McNuggets was when they first came out and I literally thought I could eat only those for the rest of my life. But then I didn't STAY stupid.1327705118645
Anonymous: Mcdonalds will never be the same1327707291226

Anonymous
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Anonymous: ^classic1327710450196
Anonymous: i don't understand how someone can eat the same thing over and over like that.1327710562974
Anonymous: why are so many brits trying so hard to be as fucked in the head as those stereotype americans??1327712668683

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when it's done I mail it to coworkers I dislike as "fruitcake".
Sex doll fleshlight cum 4chan wtf fetish story sex doll (12) , fleshlight (16) , cum (324) , 4chan (628) , wtf (513) , fetish (136) , story (203)

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LastResort: Human Centipede1316660748726
Everdark: wow ... just wow1316687131434

Aganonymous
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MrSandyNigger: Impressed.1316888267883
Rorix: I like people like him, makes me fell soooo better about myself1316919716948
Anonymous: i must write down that recipe1317062591775
HanoverRed: remind me never to work with you1317067161100
Anonymous: remind me never to work with you cause i can't say no to a decent cake, even if it smells funny.1317160844990
/unsee: Because banana nutt cake has already been done. (Unfap)1317166699594
anonymous: 8726 worst. movie. ever. i can say that cause i've never seen Justin Biebers "movie"1317211185669
KamikazeProject: Savin' up cum huh? .......some people's kids.1317221788756
Störtebeker: the cake might be a lie tho1317230514878
Anonymous: Looks like Slenderman ran afoul of Jigsaw.1317237996755
BnSneky: so true, so true1317247069301

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Metro Goldwyn Mayer
Lion logo film mgm mascot story info lion (39) , logo (72) , film (4) , mgm (3) , mascot (5) , story (203) , info (382)

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Anonymous: cool1328115608133
Lolusername69: 1957 to present? fuck me that's an old lion1328124842499
Anonymous: who cares about these jews' fuckin lion? they're fuckin lyin.1328156529588
LemmyLaffer: i heard one of these lins (Leo?) killed his keeper after the recording. Probably he do not want to be a MGM star.1331503822107
Anonymous: MGM bought my newest car for me.1331537160904
Anonymous: Fourth lion (called Brian) killed himself - couldn't live with the fame.1331554371617
Anonymous: ^ couldn't live with being a mascot for brainwashing jews. (the lion represents the people of israel btw)1331573583933
TitsMagoo: Missed a perfectely good opportunity for an FFFFFFFUUUUUU1331645895595

MAELSTHUR
cool story bro
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Anonymous: You're lion to me1339436815237
Anonymous: godaddy dot com sucks1339437416686
Anonymous: MIIAAOOOWWW1341831030341
The Original Spoon: Ars Gratia Artis FTW!1341874255412
Mota: The new lion is going to be designed by Louis Wain1341896300380

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