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110 STORIES, BRO.
Wtc arab thread cool story

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wtc (103) , arab (46) , thread (1021) , cool story (5)

Anonymous: 2976 innocent souls lost, us invasion of mideast, worldwide negative repercussions. Don't forget that part of your cool story,bro.1275538321759
Anonymous: When are people going to realize M-80's and firecrackers are illegal in New York for a reason?!1275547296357
Greg: ^^^ fucking lulz1275574287149
Anonymous: 1759: boo-hoo moralfag... if the people dying happen to work in a sky scraper and from your country, it starts to matter, huh?1277326868790
Anonymous: funny that it wasnt actually muslims that did this.... he was replaced by a muslim though1277338170142
Anonymous: 2976 american shits dead lol1277677881986
ThelemicMage: waah waah. people sicken me. all these americans that don't give a fuck when they can send money to starving children, but they all of a sudden they cry their liittle eyes out when a bunch of rich, newyork business people die. you should all be raped and killed.1277678631583
Anonymous: Lets all stop bitching and enjoy a lol for a lol1277679668189
Anonymous: He's talking about how many stories the buildings have, not how many people died you shit cocks.1277686749125
Anonymous: 8790: Get your head out of your ass. It is not my country and all innocent victems from anywhere matter. Try paying attention to what you blather.1277690722439
chrisboy: lol secondd from the top ha1277735638649
Anonymous: hahahahahahhahahahha death to america!1277742114383
Anonymous: yup, buttraped by your own government. you even ate the whole osama scam like they were birth control pills. stupid americunts1277800989594
Anonymous: Jiahahaha...Jackpot,.. I'v just read the News... US Government behind the incident ... but Amerifag believe the propaganda spread ... what a retard1277801904403
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/130711/110_STORIES,_BRO.





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OFFENSIVE WEBSITE CHAN4CHAN TAKING IT TOO FAR WITH IMAGES
Fox news story april1 chan4chan offensive

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fox news (8) , news (207) , story (203) , april1 (1) , chan4chan (343) , offensive (2)

XENU: NEED MOAR NIGGERDIX1301624163977
DriftRocket: Fox no liek my images ?? :(1301629295634
Anonymous: OH LORRRDDDDDD1301631494297
chumpno1: can I get some naked pics of her?1301632247738
Burrgeezy: needs more owl......and fritzl1301632341329
GridLocK: well, at least fox has hot news women1301633164273
bananaman: this shit caused me so much butt-hurt!1301638307433
Aganonymous: LOOOOOOOOOOOORRRDDDD1301647989185
Twinchlian: Hey. HEY! Hey YOU bitch!! TITs oR gET da fuCK AOUt!!!1111111301652752612
Anonymous: jeez guys hide the link any further away......1301655245771
bingolong: Who's tha bitch??1301684950923
Anonymous: For four hours I dont fap...1301685102907
Anonymous: i commited suicide... lucky u guys it was a joke! /b/ness all over the world!1301685176366
Anonymous: what day is it again?1301685320815
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/173074/OFFENSIVE_WEBSITE_CHAN4CHAN_TAKING_IT_TOO_FAR_WITH_IMAGES




Mom Chokes Bully Over Facebook Comments
Facebook internet bully story mom USA

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facebook (159) , internet (173) , bully (11) , story (203) , mom (43) , USA (443)

Anonymous: That was a mistake, on the other hand she should find out who his parents are and kick his moms ass... (get it on video if you can)1338643500683
Quantum69: She should've confronted his parent's instead, it's a fool's move in this day & age for an adult (parents especially) to manhandle a minor in any physical or verbal way.1338643764585
Greeft: ^ Womanhandle you sexist.1338644011977
Greeft: ^ Obviously not to be confused with lovehandles.1338644073563
Quantum69: ^No shit, LOL1338644189374
Greeft: ^ Don't get that confused with shinola.1338644345899
idrankallthebeer: florida. fuck.....1338649238123
RKB: Ya there's still much inbreeding in the south1338650373637
Chicagosox23: meh if u ask me she shulda went farther...shank shank then throw him down the up escalator1338665360322
NotSoMuchAnonymous: A whale mom on dry land???1338666293300
Kuder: Without victims, she should have killed the little bastard - Lesson: There are real person you where fucking with in the internet.........................1338745273629
Anonymous: ^ Victims / witnesses... not really same thing.1338749526861
Quantum69: ^Fucking lulz man!1338749699476
Kuder: Any Witnesses would have become the next victims.1338755527307
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/216257/Mom_Chokes_Bully_Over_Facebook_Comments




Stun gun used on women who blocked NC drive-thru
Mc Donalds news usa stereotype story article

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Mc Donalds (1) , news (207) , usa (443) , stereotype (5) , story (203) , article (57)

Anonymous: Poor kid, surrounded by retards.1328496700252
Anonymous: Hmmm, black, white or other?1328499869169
Anonymous: Stun gun stupidity. Jeebus Cripes, people can DIE from that device! Were the cops afraid of her? Just arrest her goddamnit!1328500783177
anonymous: Don't break law, don't get stunned. Very simple.1328501629348
Furore23: She must be white - no mention is made of her race, therefore she's just normal race.1328530841174
fiveby5: it was prolly lunch hour. she's lucky somebody stuck in the middle of the line didn't ACTUALLY shoot her. she got off easy.1328550486726
Moongrim: Carolinas, go figure.1328625272531
BoobPirateBob: Not white, whites don't enjoy protected status. She was a wetback.1328686787752
DireWolf2012: Want to bet she was a fatty?1335483220927
A no-nymo.us: Why do idiots always think they have the right to...... whatever? I would have stunned her twice.1340806948924
Itzcuintle: They probably stunned her cause she was so fat, they was afraid of the mammoth.1340807415540
Korzo: Considering she was being beligerent by the act of line-cutting and refusal to leave the premises, I have no doubt she was equally confrontational to the cops... which automatically earns you a stun-gun blast.1340820210676
Anonymous: ^ What he said.1340823503996
Anonymous: ^ Yes, what he said.1347114074990
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/204123/Stun_gun_used_on_women_who_blocked_NC_drive-thru




GIRL WANTS TO LISTEN TO WHAT SONG YOUR LISTENING TO - THE SONG IS ABOUT NECROPHILIA
Necrophilia penguin story

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necrophilia (4) , penguin (29) , story (203)

Anonymous: Don't feel socially awkward, Mr. Pengiun, she may be into it. Slide!1258418088915
anonymous: the song is called A Little Piece of Heaven by A7X1258421251193
Swiney: ^WOOO Avenged Sevenfold ROCK!!!!1258421440606
Anonymous: It´s fuckin Slayer \m/1258477919843
cogent: Mortuary, dead of night, the bodies start to rise..1259379235237
Anonymous: necropedophile by cannibal corpse i think ?1259448305355
Anonymous: Assuming girl will actually listen to or understand the lyrics1259565315349
YPPQ: linkin park-numb1259648177351
User43: Strung Out : Exhumation of Virginia Madison1265177798722
rubberduckazilla: slayer - necromaniac , cannbal corpse - necropeadophille, god i can go on for ever....just look at my itunes1265233488781
Anonymous: i cum blood - cannibal corpse1265870761340
mr.quimper: necrophiliac love song by steven lynch1265954402524
Pyro: You win this round ^1265955765669
Anonymous: Voltaire - Dead Girls1276760253751
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/67882/GIRL_WANTS_TO_LISTEN_TO_WHAT_SONG_YOUR_LISTENING_TO_-_THE_SONG_IS_ABOUT_NECROPHILIA




SOME HABITS - are hard to break.
Marco polo habit police story

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marco polo (1) , habit (1) , police (264) , story (203)

Bubble: can someone explain this marco, polo to me? i never really heared it before, only on family guy... i'm English if ya didn't know1251701884781
ImaD00d: It's a game played in swimming pool. One person closes their eyes and calls out "marco". Everyone else with their eyes open responds "polo". The person calling marco must find and tag someone else by following the sound of their voice as they say polo. We Americunts love our simple amusements.1251704605462
Sinonymous: But what if you're not into polo?1251729147870
Obbop: I thought polio was eradicated1251865642246
skinner: that cop deserves a medal.1251894710501
Winnar: YOU ALL DESERVE MEDALS, BOYS1251933372906
Fuehrer: faggot1265032807255
Nickeh43: It's a fucking compulsion, I swear. Also compulsive is the desire to shout "FISH OUTTA WATER!" when someone gets out of the pool and walks around it.1285382965623
Amaranth: QUICK! GET THAT MAN A BABY!1285408028514
Bonefish: Criminal-FAIL, Police officer-WIN.1347037724251
Oviiic: FISHY OUT OF WATER1347372404208
Raimey_D: I grabbed my first dick when I was 11 playing this stupid ass game.1499573653961
Anonymous: Made me think of Roger Rabbit, with some sentences you just can't help but complete them youtube watch?v=w8FqML_b6og1499624084535
Anonymous: We never played that game.1595851695887
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/44330/SOME_HABITS_-_are_hard_to_break.




Mom defends soldier accused of having child porn
Cp army pedo forum comment fail usa news story law

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cp (66) , army (122) , pedo (206) , forum (20) , comment (19) , fail (641) , usa (443) , news (207) , story (203) , law (29)


Anonymous
"Good Mother"
1293865099134

pancake
<-- That's what you did, by cutting the comments. Sauce: http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/01/mom-defends-soldier-accused-of-having-child-porn.html
1293866006993
Fart33: Follow up: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/wqad-soldier-home-following-inv-discharge-30810,0,6582608.story1293866105606
Anonymous: Fucked up case. And this problem goes beyond children in bathing suits if you think about it. Everything is labeled "porn" today. Also stuff that is far from porn. Many people has lost the ability to distinguish between actual sex on camera and a picture with some cleavage and skin. It's not really that hard to spot the difference. But we've thrown all nuances away. The terrorists have won.1293866621646
c4c: pancake: i was trying to focus on the rage comment and the ownage. thx for posting sauce though - for those who can't google anyway1293867159725
pancake: ^ agreed, but when reading the actual comments, I can see a majority of people, who seem to have kept their common sense and who are able to distinguish the difference. so this picture generates a false image of societal events (imo).1293867197314
ErlKonigVinz: pfft, false image. Even one of those kinds of people are too much. Execute them before you start executing children! (But either way, it'll be a hell of a party eh? [/richardlewis])1293879922329
Furore23: At last we have a sound legal pretext to get rid of all those annoying children.1293891129898
Anonymous: maximum overrage1295246801948
Kennedy: either way. epic trolller is epic1295388388149
Wr104Gamma: Picture innocent.. Fapping with it out, not so innocent1296597930842
Anonymous: shit, I guess I need to go to jail because I have photos of my niece in a bathing suit at the lake.1296805781952
sorry: those experts are really good at they work, they see maybe more than pedophilles1296831346572
Anonymous: Under current US CP law, if you defend someone accused of CP, you are also guilty of CP. >;D1298942408631
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/162689/Mom_defends_soldier_accused_of_having_child_porn




HOW VERY FUCKING CONVENIENT
Girlfriend weed smoking story

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girlfriend (53) , weed (325) , smoking (90) , story (203)

Anonymous: WIN1276266348640
Furore23: Stop sharing your weed with this cow. In fact, just roll her into the street and change the locks.1276272001964
Anonymous: just tell her to roll it her damn self. Everybody knows that woman can't roll joints.1276287102147
joXnka: fuck that stupid cunt !1276447030449
Anonymous: True work of art lol1277489069718
boss: The author has near god like incite. keep it up .....................chan is not worthy...................1277505397323
fingerofdoom: Bubble's1282127899391
Furore23: And once you've sold off her wardrobe full of never-worn fashion bulllshit to cover the costs of the bills she never paid and the ridiculous gifts she tricked you into buying her, just remember that every other cow is the same. HE-MAN WOMAN HATERS 4 LIFE!1303565086267
Cock Wrangler: Ugh. My ex bf was the woman in this situation. If I smoked ONE FUCKING CONE without his permission he would get his fucking panties in a twist. Dickless wonder.1303565519388
Cock Wrangler: ^ and it should be written as "permission" because it was my fucking weed!1303565573718
Pyro: ^ hate guys like that1304838305338
Furore23: ^ There are selfish cunts everywhere. Dynamite is the answer.1304853785517
AlexLongpole: Women.................bah!!1304862413589
Cock Wrangler: ^^ I have a naked pic of him somewhere. Might be in storage but I know I kept it for lulz. If I knew where he worked I'd send it to his boss lol.1304866717284
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/132748/HOW_VERY_FUCKING_CONVENIENT




World cup fans executed - Islamic militants have executed two Somali football fans for watching Nigeria play Argentina on Saturday night.
Somalia islam soccer execution news story

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somalia (2) , islam (102) , soccer (61) , execution (33) , news (207) , story (203)

TopGun: Creepy retards.1276626235188
Warg: All Muslim countries should be nuked out of existance.1277371418829
Anonymous: is there anything they don't hate? oh yeah suprise butt sex1277513865816
Anonymous: da fuck1277937431570
Venator21: shooped? i didnt hear about this1277940076249
Furore23: Two down, about a half-billion to go.1278007497391
Sasi: ^^Sadly true. Google "World cup fans executed"1278007889201
Anonymous: sand niggers ¬¬1288575656595
Leashedhate: That'll fucking teach em', they'll think twice befo.....nevermind.1288580507910
Anonymous: Yeah, jihad is much more fun than football...1288584779402
Anonymous: savages1289263896273
Aryan gurl: Somali are on the very bottom of evolutionary ladder .They aren't even human being so who gives a shit if niggers killing each other?1310596025993
Uncle Harvey: "Osama regrets he'll be unable to accept your invitation"1310596342696
MrSandyNigger: Stupid dumbfuck retards in somalia and stupid dumbfuck retards here as well. Saudi Arabia has public beheading as punishment and THEY particapated in last year's world cup.1310597916768
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/133641/World_cup_fans_executed_-_Islamic_militants_have_executed_two_Somali_football_fans_for_watching_Nigeria_play_Argentina_on_Saturday_night.




Seattle police say boy shot on bus with own gun
News gun fail story bus boy

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news (207) , gun (192) , fail (641) , story (203) , bus (40) , boy (103)

NSFW: There are at least 5 wtf's in this story.1282240139729
Redrocco: it's all that rain, it gives ppl the crazy1282240308556
MajorB: He bear hugged him?? Watchin to much WWE!! LOL1282244327508
Anonymous: was it a pedobearhug?1282253908853
iprobablyhateyou: i bear hug 10 yo boys on the bus all the time... good thing i never got shot1282262429501
micheal jackson: hmm1303383520309
Furore23: So, a gang of snotty children tried to mug you and you shot one in self-defence? Why didn't you finish the job?1303400497472
Anonymous: I'd like to have seen that.1310034423397
veranet: minor; no repercussions1310147040539
BnSneky: what in the fuck...................1310147817248
Canit: Sigh...what happened to wiffle ball?1310148050118
Toxified: AHAHAHAHA! Ifuckin hate kids lool1318424618889
KofeeAnon: surprised Im the first to point this out but its like 99% chance its a black kid.1335662308775
Anonymous: Pigs1339385579406
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/145459/Seattle_police_say_boy_shot_on_bus_with_own_gun




Cop car dismantled in kitten rescue
Cat rescue police kitten news story

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cat (896) , rescue (7) , police (264) , kitten (18) , news (207) , story (203)

Moongrim: One pepper spray would've cured that problem1280531695220

Anoncat
problem, officers?
1280532731914
Anonymous: This journalist hates the animals.1283084949410
hansi1954: why they did not let the kitty finish her dinner ??1283114427746

MrPerspective
My hero! Took apart a whole police car all by himself? Epic kitten is epic. XD
1303605636212

MrPerspective
No, officer, I certainly wasn't swiping your car's radio. 0:-)
1303605781411

MrPerspective
Badass indomitable kitten was soon enlisted in the Special Forces and went to fight the infidel taliban dogs. Movie due soon in theaters.
1303606241750
MrPerspective: I only realized how much mess was under my bed as a kid after our exploring kitten got stuck in one of the boxes under there. Memories... RIP, Panther.1303606356491
ScrotumLips: Franz said the kitten's name is Charlie.1304451565150
MrPerspective: ^ Scars or it didn't happen! XD1304484196697
MrSandyNigger: Fucking beat it like rodney.1304495110441
Anonymous: Oh, the lulz: Put a little audio playing device in some very small hole under a police car and have it play kitten sounds. With today's technology, it shouldn't be too difficult to make it really small.1593150939631
Name: Comment:
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/140833/Cop_car_dismantled_in_kitten_rescue




Crowd story africa Bechuanaland
Crowd story africa Bechuanaland

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crowd (91) , story (203) , africa (216) , Bechuanaland (1)

RubberG: White House inner circle.1325471822616
Moongrim: Herman Cain's family reunion.1325516504627
Peckerhead: Africa.....2012........happy new year niggers1325516724673
Hughbie: nice haircuts....lol...1328076186851
insidejob: see, they were all happy before the white man turned up.1328100583370
BnSneky: hate furries1328105833189
nigel: camp fire storys the same everywhere1353821625111
Queefly: "And then the dumbasses elected him to a SECOND term!!!!!"1353822329220
Anonymous: dubya ... two terms ... obozo ... 2 terms ... USA, you fail.1353823972787
Anonymous: 'And then the great White man pull down pants and, he have teeny, teeny weenie!'1360041649515
Anonymous: What was the story about? The biggest piece of KFC and cup of Purple Drank !!!1360046873156
Anonymous: ^ since these are african niggers it was probably about an extraordinarily huge pile of elephant shit. or rape.1360053605477
silverbacknigger: "DA ELLAPHUN POO POO DIIIIIS HOOOOOOOOOOGE"1360086843491
QueenOfNiggers: Good Morning my Negro Slave Monkeys , 1st Niggerslave to Bow Down and lick my Feet clean wins ... Hurry Niggerboys1371710260116
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/200140/Crowd_story_africa_Bechuanaland




Story from a Minnesota State Trooper
Story police grandma gun

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story (203) , police (264) , grandma (11) , gun (192)

Quantum69: Nice1331192495584
Anonymous: haha that is a bad ass granny1331281792463
RubberG: LOL!!1331286394270
spotswood: bloody hilarious, go granny go...1331909972235
MadNiggerish: that is fucking winrar1331911082110
fiveby5: turn granny loose in the Thunderdome™!!1331915263744
Ceesaurus: Too bad her purse was stolen when she left her car..1331923549315
RubberG: That's just what she has in the car. At home she's sporting a G.E. 5.56mm Minigun in a smartgun setup by the front door.1331936094839
HWood: Gangsta Granny - ftw!1331939233295
Anonymous: LOFLMAO! *litterly!*1352777114888
SpaceBum: Granny gives not one fuck.1352835687320
InternetH8Machine: I call bullshit on the speeding part...moar like doing 45.... in the left lane....with her left turn signal on1352941508398
Anoman: ^^^^ Don't use the word ''Gangsta''. It's for dumb niggers only.1352943334144
Anonmous: ^^ Yeah. Make fun of the old woman that is packing and looking for an excuse to use it.1352943491882
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/208151/Story_from_a_Minnesota_State_Trooper




Epic fruit story
Epic fruit story

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epic (54) , fruit (12) , story (203)

and1: fruiz salaz1251644973636
Bubble: FAR to much time on their hands...1251655435101
Anonymous: That didn't even make sense...1251697571350
randyvanburen: lmao1251699073626
jackfrosty: WTF... wow.... Bravo.1251954632645
an0nymouse: EPIC1252012108988
Winnar: bravo, bravo.1252013661204
Anonymous: great, I like it1252029800906
Anonymous: EPIC EPIC1254353415752
Anonymous: the peach has a nice ass1259285666842
Anonymous: skweesh1259311036386
Anonymous: what the fuck O.o1274808631919
AnonFTW: so much win1274811458572
Grave: herro ma'am1275538987249
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/45413/Epic_fruit_story




VIEW TO A KILL - Survivors of Norway massacre tell of slain friends and a calm shooter
News story killer Norway breivik utoya

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news (207) , story (203) , killer (12) , Norway (12) , breivik (9) , utoya (2)

Anonymous: Heartbreaking doc's1311856965428

Anonymous
cool story, brah
1311861249924
Nick4OneLove: "I saw dead people", pshh no kidding, that movie is old as shit1312348893677
MrPerspective: Wouldn't have happened in Texas, where so many teens are trigger-happy, itchy-fingered gun wielders. Wouldn't have happened in Israel, either. Just saying...1312349066190
Anonymous: ^ In those places, you end up with fewer victims per incident, but MANY more incidents.1312431044845
Anonymous: Conservatives killing liberals, as usual.1312431077866
Anonymous: ALL TIME HIGH SCORE1312431631615
NorwayJunkie: This was some fucked up shit, notice, the faggot who did this: a Christian1312483438153
Anonymous: ^ ALL TIME HIGH SCORE !!!1312483833353
HWood: some scary shit bro...1312485963422
Anonymous: im next!1312911911976
Anonymous: Hightest scoring troll in norway's history.1312916121369
Anonymous: The next HIGH SCORE will come from shooting ROODY POO welfare Muslims and Niggers !!1312916221966
Anonymous: LOL, only one was clever enough to not giver her last name and pic.1312926640646
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/183215/VIEW_TO_A_KILL_-_Survivors_of_Norway_massacre_tell_of_slain_friends_and_a_calm_shooter




To the guy That I met at the bar sat night
Craigslist cum shit story alcohol message

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craigslist (9) , cum (324) , shit (239) , story (203) , alcohol (29) , message (37)

MrSandynigger: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1320421551413
Anonymous: Oh, sorry, I thought you would like the surprises babe, I just wanted to make you feel part of my family.1320422096654
fiveby5: maybe he thought you were into kinky shit...1320430307101
Anonymous: Pics of me cuming on your face will be on Efukt shortly1320457352659
Captngeetch: Wait...was it beer or coke ? I call bullshit1320457606496
halfmast: fuck you slut? its typical of a woman to never accept responsibility for ones own actions1320464249927
Greeft: The most impressive part is that he shit IN the floor not on it and it can't be a mistake she said it twice.1320475724651
spz557: LOL!!!!1320475994392
iprobablyhateyou: bitch got what she had cummin1320502130443
assman: this guy is my hero1320502538860
Rorix: Cuddle, LOL1320503628858
Anonymous: If you at least blew him that night, this never would have happened1320528022330
InternetH8Machine: This guy just won +10 internets.....u mad, whore?1323260991812
ADrian Mormoloc: That dude is a real asshole. Fuck this kind of people.1323266814345
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/193848/To_the_guy_That_I_met_at_the_bar_sat_night




CHAPTER ONE: KIM JONG IL - A Brief History
Korea dictator magic story history kim jong il

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korea (21) , dictator (7) , magic (7) , story (203) , history (112) , kim jong il (10)

Anonymous: would be amusing to see a side by side comparison between Paulie D of Jersey Shore and this lil guy!1279801091106
Anonymous: Can't be for use in schools in NK, like for real, right?1282762497271
Anonymous: How about I slap your shit?^1282762708367
Anonymous: You sir, are an idiot!!!!! ^1282762799481
Antiphon: More like Kim Jong ILL nowadays....1282767068830
anon: i've seen it before1282777965225
Anon: I wanna fuck his mother's Patriotic and Revolutionary Vagina.1282780042178
AlienNation: pics or it didn't happen1282780962556
veranet: That's one hell of a vagoo if you can walk out of it.1282793890168
sumdumfuk: faggot1282810387636
crackerkiller5: what kind of gel does he use?1282810535771
Phadrus: That is fucking awesome!!! Absolutely Brilliant! That is how they explain the lack of doctos in N. Korea. They didn't kill them along with anybody else who was educated, they ran away in shame.1287668074900
BnSneky: South Korea is Best K................ooops1287669066659
Clownichter: ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUE...in their minds1287713100431
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/138655/CHAPTER_ONE:_KIM_JONG_IL_-_A_Brief_History




Pedo story asian
Pedo story asian

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pedo (206) , story (203) , asian (371)

Whatchamacallit: I can't help it, I laugh my ass off everytime I see this story.1276472173288
Anonymous: thats the coolest1278497379530
crackerkiller5: cool story brah1278515226480
Anonymous: bwahaha,,,just wait a few years and that will be all good1281937332963
Anonymous: bwahaha,,,just wait a few years and that will be all good.1281937337403
Kimsy123: LMFAO1281943820520
DAVESJUSTLOOKIN: BECAREFUL WHO YOU HAVE BABYSIT, YA NEVER KNOW.1282111594983
Solomon Grundy: who asked you to go to china? ........ could have gone to an elementary school's swimming pool!1283467304334
Clownichter: ^ U go there1283488584663
Anonymous: i agree with his tastes1286232847267
Anonymous: They all look good.1287090283102
Thebadoneuk: I don't get it..1287090363225
BlazinWeed: loool1287090468555
MrSandynigger: hahahahaha1295252948105
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/133241/Pedo_story_asian




Pizza delivered with racial slur - What do they mean when they write: This Nigger doesn't tip?
News story nigger racism Pizza tip

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news (207) , story (203) , nigger (630) , racism (52) , Pizza (54) , tip (3)

Poopalotacus: bet the nigger doesn't tip1329506659210
RubberG: Does Dominos accept EBT cards or did she pay with cash from one of her sons robbery/drug dealing money??1329507315969
Ghostoftime: I'm black and I always tip whoever delivers my food its the right thing to do.1329510798347
Anonymous: ^ my wigger friend, if you REALLY want to be black you'll have to work on that, niggers NEVER tip.1329532365608
Hughbie: Well she really shouldn't be eating pizza in the first place...maybe half a field of grass might be better suited...1329532556793
Anonymous: I didn't know you could get a pizza with fried chicken and watermelon on it.1329533776789
ImpetigoVulgaris: i'd have a double cheese pizza with that racial slur!1329795898397
Anonymous: Say whatever the fuck you want. Niggers do not tip.1329796317640
Anonymous: what they DO is stink. and being loud.1329967857828
Grund1e: Niggers pack themselves into the Detroit casino's squandering their welfare checks... They either don't tip at all, or, they tip very badly. Reason: They're niggers!1329971003698
Grund1e: BTW, Great post Q691329971031412
Nickeh43: Here's the story: http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/local&id=7621702 Notice it doesn't mention whether or not she did, in fact, tip... I think that speaks for itself.1329971691333
Grund1e: ^ This doesn't seem right, niggers can't read either. :-)1329972076756
Pauly Shore: This cracker doesn't see any racial slur, that nigger just needs to tip.1330019622383
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/205645/Pizza_delivered_with_racial_slur_-_What_do_they_mean_when_they_write:_This_Nigger_doesn't_tip?




It seems every couple of days New Orleans loses one of its treasured ENTREPRENEURS
News Nigger Dead Story welfare enterpreneur maths

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News (207) , Nigger (630) , Dead (135) , Story (203) , welfare (3) , enterpreneur (2) , maths (2)

Grund1e: Nigger = Entrepreneur = Drug Dealer.1329426397929
Anonymous: he's the 1%, lol1329491808577
Anonymous: kinda fucked1329492328942
Anonymous: but how did niggers get here in the 1st place. so. LOL! USA did it to its self. ha ha ha you mad.1329835598677
iprobablyhateyou: 1329842827699
Prime11: I'm amazed he found the time to die1330230615477
Anonymous: ^1331546747420
RubberG: Also in nigger parlance, they don't commit crime, they "make mistakes".1331552251816
Canucklehead: He was a "good" boy.1331564281526
Diversity Expert: End the welfare system and you destroy the nigger.1331666884465
InternetH8Machine: where the fuck did this retard get these figures from?? this isnt even CLOSE to how it works...troll harder next time, nigger1331676623346
BnSneky: who cares1331676698331
damnthatshitisntdope: 950 dollars each? as if you get 950 dollars per month to support a kid.... this is indeed fucking retarded bullshit.1331732015741
Anonymous: bull shit1338218915686
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/205176/It_seems_every_couple_of_days_New_Orleans_loses_one_of_its_treasured_ENTREPRENEURS




Man arrested after posting Facebook pic of duct-taped baby
News story nigger tape girl

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news (207) , story (203) , nigger (630) , tape (27) , girl (386)

MrSandynigger: Looks fake.1325304583774
halfmast: fake... no one is stupid enough to think that child is one years old1325311115568
KofeeAnon: not fake http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/31/justice/arizona-facebook-duct-tape/index.html in the news story it even has the line "this is what happens when my baby hits me back"1325369220169
Anonymous: its fucking blue tape not duct tape big fucking deal. niglet deserved it most likely.1325456773185
Anonymous: HAHA, niggers1327433855504
Anonymous: d'uh1327435644452
Anonymous: looks fake but with niggers you never know lol1327457378453
royalblood1985: only in the US1327553832389
StormTrooper: So much for freedom of speech/press/expression1327562815506
Anonymous: Je'Vanna Cobbins? Do her middle name be White?1340087345535
Anonymous: niggers gonna nig.1340139072504
Canucklehead: Painters tape. Not sticky at all.1340209419454
Anonymous: if that was the motherfuckin case the bastard shouldn't have had a child or children ignorant bastard1340761159735
Anonymous: DUCT TAPE HIS SORRY ASS THEN TIE HIM TO MY PICK UP!1349656593412
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/199851/Man_arrested_after_posting_Facebook_pic_of_duct-taped_baby




Sticker Story - Hores - I like hores. Hores have other hores frinds.
Story horse school

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story (203) , horse (154) , school (160)


DutchGuy
i like hores who like carot
1273853605827

Anonymous
1273853994151
Anonymous: fake and gay1280274562285
Limerick: With a stroke of it's mane, it turns into a plane, and then turns back again when you took out it's winky . . . .1280631251298
Anonymous: *tug on its winky.. faggot1281171939324
Limerick: Eh, piss off.1281828476967
Anonymous: lk;lk1281832129313
Anonymous: look, there's a picture of hores who like carrots and has her legs up in the air just like the note says!1281838078546
crackerkiller5: in todays economy you cant afford to buy a new hore, you have to settle for a used hore1281840927842
Anonymous: funny writtn by my 5 yr old brother1285013650638
AwesomeAnonymous!: dutchguy! we need sauce! plz? :)1291320374334
Anonymous: Hores make my dingle itch and my peepee burn. Fun to ride tho!1291321855802
Anonymous: If your 5 yr old brother was smart enough to be in 3rd grade already, he'd know how to spell the word horse, gaywad1296666757655
Anonymous: ^hahahaha1296667095492
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/124881/Sticker_Story_-_Hores_-_I_like_hores._Hores_have_other_hores_frinds.




As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me.
Women story

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women (379) , story (203)

Luv Killz: Yep. ya gotta grow some ballz. after all, whats the worst that could happen?1270538012851

darkstan
1270568462739
Hughbie: another one of these....fucking emos...grow a pair and toughen the fuck up. It's called life...deal with it.1270569650227
darkstan: It's true, I admit it. But don't you have those moments too, the harsh, serrated edge of 'what if?'1270594018887
elpollo: this is one of those chain letters... they suck1270594663867
CreepisKryp: How does that rap line go? Up in my party where the bitches never die...er something. The order of life's priorities: Shelter, Food, Sex...Even the animal kingdom has no need for pairing of the sexes. That was a Fairy Tale told to our ancestors by arranged mariage advocates (slave breeders).1270700985490
Anonymous: Total fucking fantasy. If she wants you, she'll let you know.1271546085602
xinfamousx: this guy will never get his little jimmy wet acting like that.1271546372481
Anonymous: fag1271578402771
rubberduckazilla: damn....did she died?1271718311676
Warg: Dammit, you fool!! *sniff* You should have told her!! *sob, sob* Why didn't you fucking tell her?? *whimper* SHE COULD HAVE BEEN YOURS!! *wail, moan..."1271722057426
Anonymous: just shows to go ya, ask em all and let the devil sort them out1271806508976
shadycook: hmmm just kill yourself1272008675689
Anonymous: wow i was in a good mood but after that i just want to cit myself1274636189196
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/108893/As_I_sat_there_in_English_class,_I_stared_at_the_girl_next_to_me.




4chan murder story
4chan murder story

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4chan (628) , murder (55) , story (203)

Anonymous: wow i actually read it all and dude wtf?!?! ▲1260103467834
Sinonymous: ^wow, I didn't and never fucking will1260103624214
Hughbie: read it all...its a mind fuck...and worth it..it give you ideas...1260104376644
Anonymous: Read it too, nice story1260121435727

Samps
1260155049991
Anonymous: nice story, almost had me going, until "we arrived in her room, and i instantly went to work" blah blah blah1260166083244
Ugli: It's called embellishment, Dig her ass up & i bet we find jizz DNA on her rotting back.1260408507474
Anonymous: i loved it.1260409500314
Anonymous: the fuck?1260482520131
cOckwarmer: what the christ1260485906202
Anonymous: This story needs to be made into a movie, or a very hot porno, where you also fuck the corpse in the end again1262655472392
Anonymous: Utter crap. Boring, stupid, pointless. Cancer.1264254505663
Anonymous: wow...wtf?1267093144100
Anonymous: :o...WIN!!!1267330582506
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/72581/4chan_murder_story




Hey yho stupid Germans - Soon we are 5 million in Germany and that you're so fucked *lol*
Germany muslim islam fffuuu story

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germany (43) , muslim (92) , islam (102) , fffuuu (438) , story (203)



DropkickMurphy: Germany, the chained pitbull of white people.1271964886506
Anonymous: s/that/than1271969008556
Pyro: LOLOLOL1272076536700
Germania88: Richtig ;) | So Fuckin Right :>1272286215417
Anonymous: sand niggers make me glad to have beaners1272953100980
Anonymous: Greetings from Germany ^^ Kill all fuckin Muslims and stupid niggers!1273268503687
VaryyNice: <1273276707733
the7rafe7: though i think germans fucking suck that german in the comic fucking owns.. but seriously why does that muslim have shit all over his face?1273281200162
Anonymous: lol1273282568668
Warg: Too bad most modern Germans are so obsessed with being politically correct, self-hating pacifists that they'll never kill 5 million of anything ever again. You show me a white man willing to defend his race at all costs and I'll show you a hero.1273299559349
GoryGames: The time will come...1273299660535
Squirrely1: HEHE great one... :))))1273329185145
Anonymous: @ Warg: so true....already working to change that ;)1273344493538
Anonymous: lmfao... thats all.1273345205173
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/114463/Hey_yho_stupid_Germans_-_Soon_we_are_5_million_in_Germany_and_that_you're_so_fucked_*lol*





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I've always been a lonely boy, the kind of guy you see everyday walking alone in the hallways
Comic baww love emo story

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comic (464) , baww (2) , love (176) , emo (47) , story (203)

Anonymous: :(1328197217512
NonComposMentis: :.[ BAWWWW1328197290993
RKB: "7913"1328198533322
Anonymous: stupid1328214842752
Anonymous: isit that fucken hard two chek you're speling and, grammer beefor posting onlyne/1328242008290
MACKY83: ^ I fucking hate it when I fail that hard, Sad story Op my heart goes out to you mate.1328357521916
ThreeCamels: Look on the bright side, now's your chance for NEW PUSSY!1328357979752
Banshee5: Why can't I hold all these feels?1328358798737

uriar
1328364343633
MrSandyNigger: Idiot forgot to bang her ass. Stupid motherfucker. I hope you feel bad forever.1328376173371
Anonymous: ^ fucking heartless fuck head, you'll get whats coming to you bitch1328942069498
Anonymous: ^Sadly, I doubt he will...1331840857800
BnSneky: geeeeez1331840929105
MadNiggerish: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, Anders Breivik will give you salvation!!!1331841283737
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/203651/I've_always_been_a_lonely_boy,_the_kind_of_guy_you_see_everyday_walking_alone_in_the_hallways




Meet Frank Selak
Story death escape lottery lucky bastard

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story (203) , death (91) , escape (26) , lottery (4) , lucky bastard (30)

Poopalotacus: Fffffffffffuuuuuuuu that some shit right there son1331910538914
Quantum69: Now that's the Luckiest unlucky fucker i've ever seen right there!1331913531585
MadNiggerish: Bullshit, complete bullshit, wtf was he doing on a us military jet? fuck Croatia anyways1331918544634
greyhoundpaul: Final destination 6. Starring Frane Selak,1332005506451
Furore23: All he needs is a crippled buddy in a wheelchair.1332014834911
Anonymous: Guy is a KGB "James Bond" style hitman. For 30 years he's done all the top jobs, he barely escaped after completing all his missions but he was getting up in age so they rigged the lottery to cover his retirement.1342500138968
Anonymous: bullshit, thats a us air force c5 galaxy in the pic1342526081217
ColdIce: Usually i call Guys lucky bastards if they have a several nice girls around them or fuck them in a gangbang. but this gives the "lucky bastard" cathegory a new level of meaning.1348868359174
halfheat: I guess if life throw's you enough shit then it will eventually start throwing you gold if you survive .1348916362214
Anonymous: I've been to Rijeka, and I've been in a bus atop those mountains they speak of. If you have a fear of heights, don't make that trip. 300 feet is nowhere near the real height. More like 300 meters in some places.1555792564785
Name: Comment:
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/209295/Meet_Frank_Selak




Mummy, just what I always wanted! Girl, 7, gets £7,000 liposuction voucher for Christmas from 'Human Barbie' mum
Wtf news liposuction barbie gift Christmas young story

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wtf (513) , news (207) , liposuction (1) , barbie (22) , gift (9) , Christmas (18) , young (90) , story (203)

Anonymous: No amount of surgery can correct their flaws...it ain't on the outside.1325739051395
halfmast: yep seems legit1325742032258
Quantum69: ^of course it's legit, the daily mail ain't ever lied.1325756249499

Furore23
1325762380158
Moongrim: Humans are so fucked up. It's fascinating to watch how much pain woman are willing to endure just so that they can look "attractive" to a male.1325772193992
Anonymous: rich people are fucking retards1325772398396
fiveby5: sounds like child abuse to me...1325786075385
Anonymous: mother looks like some faggot ass in drag even the little girl aint that cute already, so i fear for what shes gonna be like when shes 18 train wreck i guess.1325814488300
Lexicon: What I want to know is why, if a woman has cosmetic surgery to feel comfortable in her body, people rag on her... but if a dude does the same thing, plus has his pecker cut off, he's a champion for the transgendered.1325824306781
Furore23: Anyone who has surgery that is not necessary to preserve life and limb is a COMPLETE AND TOTAL ARSE SHIT. That is the end of the debate. Everyone knows this is true. We are done.1325852096645
MegaShit: Fucking right too! Nobody wants a fat kid!1325871737682
MrSandynigger: @Moongrim, and yet they manage to pick the biggest douchebag of all.1325872320108
Quantum69: wtf lex?1325872421609
anonymous: Burn the mom, with fire1325876329989
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/200670/Mummy,_just_what_I_always_wanted!_Girl,_7,_gets_£7,000_liposuction_voucher_for_Christmas_from_'Human_Barbie'_mum




Homeless man gets 15 years for stealing $100
Homeless jail sentence judge robbery story black

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homeless (18) , jail (12) , sentence (2) , judge (12) , robbery (6) , story (203) , black (390)

spl556: Yep, USA is fucked1310318605817
Anonymous: What a kind man the Judge is, setting this poor homeless man up with 15 years of food and shelter after hearing of his plight. God Bless America!!!1310319005958
NSFW: LOL that clever fucker had planned this all along. He doesn't have to worry for the next 15 years1310334039726
chumpno1: the world is an unfair and unjust place.1310340615533
RubberG: He 'approached the teller with one of his hands under his jacket' This implies you have a handgun. Carries the same charge even if you have no gun. 'Commision of a Felony with a Firearm'. This gets you the extended stay in prison.1310354418927
Anonymous: he is black1310354666233
Anonymous: Welcome to Republican USA, where the rich get off easy,1310704604528
Anonymous: Obama is Republican? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL1310705757459
Anonymous: Yes, Obama is a republican.131243374499
user775: problem america?1312433790222
Anonymous: whiskey tango foxtrott1312457623567
Anonymous: 15 years of free food and shelter! YAY!1312460603903
Anonymous: ^ I agree. All homeless people should do this.1314642442955
Anonymous: nigger expected prison sentence - got lynched instead.1314659032253
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/181846/Homeless_man_gets_15_years_for_stealing_$100




So I met this dude today, and he told me that he would give me an Iphone if I have sex with him -_- What kind of person you think I am!?
Twitter iphone sex story fail

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twitter (33) , iphone (16) , sex (489) , story (203) , fail (641)

Itzcuintle: She could have had one to begin with!?1339745237435
KofeeAnon: no1339746006117
lhomme: your 'r more expensive than a whore1339746818376
Itzcuintle: Shit I would never pay, period. But especially not that much.1339746908455
uriar: slut1339747183253
Mota: Good catch1343388712859
r120727: It's not about what kind of girl I think you are... It's about what kind of girl I want you to be.1343392654385
fiveby5: YOU'RE AN iWHORE!!!1343440134417
MadNiggerish: IPhone 5??1343440175652
NotSoMuchAnonymous: We know what kind of person you are. Now let's settle a resonable price.1343440385552
Tat: A whore like any other woman.1343440691129
fiveby5: ^^nice churchill reference.1343443485373
WattIsthis: actually it was iboner not iphone. and from the land of wang, not taiwan or china.1395151503384
Anonymous: a macfag ya silly cunt...1395151813551
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/217349/So_I_met_this_dude_today,_and_he_told_me_that_he_would_give_me_an_Iphone_if_I_have_sex_with_him_-_-_What_kind_of_person_you_think_I_am!?




Jodee Berry of Panama City, Fla. sits with her toy Yoda at her lawyer's office Wednesday. Berry, a former Hooters waitress, has sued the restaurant where she worked saying she was promised a new Toyota for winning a beer sales contest in April.
Troll star wars court yoda toyota prank prize story

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troll (238) , star wars (93) , court (16) , yoda (13) , toyota (2) , prank (83) , prize (4) , story (203)

Anonymous: she did Win did she ?1301162381940
Captngeetch: I was thinking it must be pretty dark in that Hooters1301198031365
Weed: Well, at least she can take that lightsaber out for a spin once in a while.1301225592811
Raven's Wing: That Yoda looks like a Prairie Daemon. They're such majestic creatures1311925803369
HWOOD: I thought you needed big cans to work at hooters??1311953553773
Canucklehead: Another American fucked by big business,, nothing to see here,, move on.1311962655428
Lickathesplit: meanwhile i am still figuring out why she worked at hooters in the first place, she has none...1311962800818
Anonymous: stoopid hooker is stoopid hooker no?1311964848207
Anonymous: fucking owned1311964920986
Anonymous: lol toy yoda1311966423619
Anonymous: pwned she was!1314644396246
Anonymous: fuckin' HA!1314646555101
BnSneky: hahahahaha, what a dumb-ass1314651398278
Anonymous: shove it up your cunt and be happy they didn't shoot you in your fucking face, bitch.1314658172637
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/172551/Jodee_Berry_of_Panama_City,_Fla._sits_with_her_toy_Yoda_at_her_lawyer's_office_Wednesday._Berry,_a_former_Hooters_waitress,_has_sued_the_restaurant_where_she_worked_saying_she_was_promised_a_new_Toyota_for_winning_a_beer_sales_contest_in_April.




Woman says she became pregnant after watching porn in 3D
Fail stupid news cheat black baby story

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fail (641) , stupid (54) , news (207) , cheat (19) , black (390) , baby (246) , story (203)

Anonymous: unbelievable....LOL what a Bitch !1273687417774
ghostoftime: repressed genes will fuck up your marriage1273688013404
Anonymous: Oh my fricken god...army stupid.1273695288545
DutchGuy: cool story brah1273695415372
absinthe: I read this and can think I are stupider getting1273705356989
balder: "The film in 3D are very real". Come on, it say a dude who supposed to have a knowledge war technology on planet, hell yes the rest of the world don't compare whit you America.1273724042271
Anonymous: if she was for Avatar in Cinema..what would the Kid be..? Blue like a Smurf ???1273738018233
iprobablyhateyou: i got herpes from watching "A Night in Paris"1273756944296
Choadboy: @ iprobablyhateyou, good one!1273772866856
???: she is too ashamed to admit she fucked a nigger, she wants his army benefits1273773162649
Furore23: Re-post = boring as fuck.1275819867349
Anonymous: lol husband doent know shit1275830707995
cindais1: ^ No, husband is keeping his mouth shut to later claim his "Free Fuck" card.1275875478466
Anonymous: fuckin whore coming up with dumb excuses, looks like she went full retard after being knocked up by niggers1275892748900
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/131372/Woman_says_she_became_pregnant_after_watching_porn_in_3D




Guys, I'm fucking sick of this.
Life story spongebob text

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life (63) , story (203) , spongebob (45) , text (12)

Anonymous: FURORE!!!!... I WANT BACK MY 2 MINUTES I WASTED READING THIS !!!1283352679814
Furore23: ^ Then I guess it sucks to be you, Anon. I'm not the boss of time.1283352770628
XENU: nigger, took you 2 minutes to read that?1283352783365
8===>: R.I.P. XENU1283352906879
NSFW: Nice twist.1283353117903
iprobablyhateyou: haha i fucking lol'd1283353242303
Redrocco: sounds like you got it pretty sweet1283353371779
Anonymous: yes 2 minutes xenu, i just got up and it was the first image i opened. Furore owes me 2minutes of my life back. I'll get it back somehow. hehehe1283353644801
Furore23: ^ Post moar OC.1283357064426
anon: good one1283370502342
Furore23: Just an aside: when I say OC, I mean 'OC per context'. On this site, that doesn't necessarily mean 'I made this'; just that 'I am reasonably sure it has not been posted here before'. You know. Clarity.1283429811351

Anonymous
----Understood Furore, it's all in good fun & humor.
1283433943870
Anonymous: lol1283487503401
Jovi: gay,1283503764354
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/147893/Guys,_I'm_fucking_sick_of_this.




Papa John's apologizes for 'chinky eyes' receipt
Asian eyes story apology pizza order

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asian (371) , eyes (484) , story (203) , apology (3) , pizza (54) , order (2)

LastResort: I typically prefer my women to have chinky eyes.1326138877267
Quantum69: ^So you're down for that far-east poontay?1326142939679
HungLoh: I still haven't found an Asian with a slanted pussy crack but I'll keep looking.1326143085388
Anonymous: ^fight on good soldier.1327960370853
JosefFritzl: LOLOL Now they should do one for niggers "Lady/Man dark shit nigger"1327968789689
liplocker_code3: I wonder what had happened to the cotton industry in the 1800's if Internet was around then.1414646765232
Anonymous: ^much the same as now..NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER......NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER1414648105141
Anonymous: What was her first name? Ah?1511894978909
Pity party: They should apologize for the quality1511974560168
Anonymous: here eyes were probably full of jizz1512276327179
Anonymous: ^ Learn English BEFORE posting. And watch out for ICE1549248332827
Anonymous: ^grow a brain before poasting1549250555381
Name: Comment:
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/201049/Papa_John's_apologizes_for_'chinky_eyes'_receipt




Folks. What is the worst thing you have done to a child?
Harry potter 4chan story

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harry potter (18) , 4chan (628) , story (203)

zodd: Cam footage from the train or it never happened1267065708422
Narlodapanda: Thats a sweet story, I wouldnt doubt it too much tho since almost everyone in the states and brittan is retarded1267072443258
Anonymous: COOL STORY, BRO1269623196958
strike: If it's true, EPIC WIN1270154190135
brunzedickenson: that is great1270158816319
Fenrore: Fuck ya, That my friend is the win of the century1270163925926
Vivaz: narlodapanda you would be able to call people from BRITAIN retarded if you could spell it :)1270167184790
the7rafe7: COOL STORY, BRO... god fuckin damn it someone beat me to it1270257891865

Anonymous
ha! I have a picture to go with the phrase!
1270263016307
Anonymous: @Vivaz - fuck you and britten1270263080619
Anonymous: nice1270265987270
cheesecake: Great Story !! Revenge is indeed sweet.1271050526247
Anonymous: You are my hero. Beatiful story.1271053768185
ManChowder: Pure Win!1271186341389
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/95224/Folks._What_is_the_worst_thing_you_have_done_to_a_child?




Breaking news - WikiLeaks founder charged with rape molestation
Wikileaks rape jail news story

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wikileaks (12) , rape (209) , jail (12) , news (207) , story (203)

Furore23: Thanks for fucking it up for everybody, idiot.1282407777880
Anonymous: too dangerous for US Gov. - so they want him dead or in prison...1282408075650
Redrocco: dude I know in Sweden sez it's a non-story there1282408156633
Anonymous: All they need is to get him behind bars temporarily. From that point on, he's owned.1282408475933
Moongrim: Nice timing1282411217598
Anonymous: Slander is a powerful tool when used properly.1282424079234
Anonymous: charges dropped...1282424816308
Anonymous: He needs to stay out of airplanes.1282431916385
Furore23: A couple hours after posting this, the law had to drop the raep charge for gross lack of evidence. He and his guys maintain it's all trumped up by evil Pentagon stooges. We'll never know for sure, but I hope he didn't do it.1282487734201
AnonAnonAnon: charges were dropped -- the kittens were unable to testify1282496133243
Anon: Yeah fuck it up for the truth you dumb stupid thik nerdy perverted little cunt1282786780868
Anonymous: OP is the Pentagon1282795048859
Anonymous: The Swedish, with their rape and molestation, they're funny1282795379633
AlienNation: It's a plant1282795559730
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/145890/Breaking_news_-_WikiLeaks_founder_charged_with_rape_molestation




She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's cock and sent it to me.
Revenge story

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revenge (31) , story (203)

Markus Hunsalz: lame act of 'revenge'. Get a life, fuck someone else.1260708658986
>.>: that's fucking brilliant!!1261220456123
Anonymous: ah pwnd!1261223453796
akingu: epic WIN! the fucking cunt!1261255149752
TheHitman: proof or it never happened....good story either way1261257532374
Anonymous: fail, i thought u were gonna fuck that dude up and rape her instead of the pussy way to deal with it.1261284254113
Anonymous: Nice!1261334904856

TASTYbacon
AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1261339991521
Anonymous: GREATNESS! <31261348522216
Boreece: ^ Indeed1261348814992
Anonymous: That's how it's fuckin done!1261536284404
2stoned: nice!!1261581081413
sunseterat: i smell bullshit1261597489285
Anonymous: its funny - but since she told u she wanted to date around she wasnt cheating on you. so there for your a fucking douchbag1261603938269
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/74410/She_took_a_polaroid_picture_of_her_sucking_her_new_boyfriend's_cock_and_sent_it_to_me.




SKIPPING A LINE - It will make you read a new fucking story.
Info story

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iprobablyhateyou: and i should give a fuck y?1279805772963
Anonymous: Because you're fucking gay!1279961685620
iprobablyhateyou: ^clever anonfag1279977994863
Pyro: Damn1280116497507
crackerkiller5: wat?1281609857560
Anonymous: ^^^so how many crackers have you actually killed?1292789623431
Jesus: OP is a bookfag, who reads anymore?1292791279582
Mephisto: Booooooooring1292801111181
blackal: No tits.1292801605583
CRACE: i dun getitt...1292830979523
CRACE's mom: ^that's why you still live in my basement.. bitch.1293124523633
BlazinWeed: hahaha this was fun!!!!1293124960153
Glennocide: i was dissapointed1305642365922
Leptoid: Sounds like it sucks to be a Clark.1321109374215
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/138613/SKIPPING_A_LINE_-_It_will_make_you_read_a_new_fucking_story.




Candy Story - It was another payday and I was tired of mcGoodbar
Candy story payday snickers chocolate

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candy (46) , story (203) , payday (2) , snickers (5) , chocolate (20)

Furore23: Just not worth the effort.1276796334900
thedude50: Man, that was lame.1284002275120
Anonymous: the 1970's called and wants its thread back.1284004297396
Jesus: soooooo old1284007776616
mACÄK: LAME1284062393951
Grave: Why the fuck does your computer thinks that every word you type is a mistake?1284066945793
ElCapitan: damn, by the end of reading all that I got diabetes1284528585514
Plain.Brown.Rapper: Sweet!1367842069577
Quantum69: Hehehehe...1413548747344
ethelred: still good1545440466831
Name: Comment:
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/133907/Candy_Story_-_It_was_another_payday_and_I_was_tired_of_mcGoodbar




An open letter to the gentleman blow-drying his balls in the gym locker room.
Letter balls gym old story

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Moongrim: Now do you understand why men wear kilts?1326376679706
Anonymous: tl;dr1326435997624
Nickeh43: THIS. IS. AWESOME.1326436487546
Mianus: 'If I had balls that would be me' - Nickeh431326436653108
Nickeh43: ^Trufax1326436683606
Anonymous: or you could just, you know, use a towel1327960047824
Furore23: What the hell are you doing in the gym locker room to start with? If you are ever, EVER in the same room as one or more testicles, then you are immediately and permanently gay.1327963199864
Anonymous: Aw man, so that one swordfight back in summer camp made me gay?? :-(1327971793674
Furore23: Look around the room, Anon3674. Does ANYONE in the room you are in have one or more testicles? If so, you are a gay homosexual queer.1328005449654
Derpina: "your scrotum reminds me of boardwalk taffy" I nearly chocked on the water I was drinking1328008863667
Claudius: Uh...Ross watched some guy drying his balls...1328151331127

Chicagosox23
1340241399325
Anonymous: Hmmm. I've never blow-dried my balls. Well, where's that hairdryer?1362777443366
ethelred: I just reached up Ms Chicagosox and found she was wet enough, so I did what a man does best and didn't she just love it.1543809380724
Name: Comment:
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/201269/An_open_letter_to_the_gentleman_blow-drying_his_balls_in_the_gym_locker_room.




No Honey, I don't feel like it.
4chan women story

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4chan (628) , women (379) , story (203)

Anonymous: Oh gosh, I don't care how many times this happened and whether OP was included or not, but this is pure epic win.1255928900164
Anonymous: ^ absolutely1255988114319
Hughbie: Pure epic win regardless if true or not..and how fucking true....lol...I would love to have seen that one....1255990242986
HughJasper: tldr1256024211482
jackfrosty: Hee hee heeee1256025370946
BrutalPirate: thats heaps fucking funny1256040779219
Anonymous: LOL!!! YES!!!!!!1256041167327
Anonymous: a smarter man would have raped her ass the first night and bought her an icepack to hold to her face the next day1256042947787
randyvanburen: win!1256043606118
Danie.: OWNED.1256689375981
Khaotickk: EPIC!1256699001686
PlaugedByLife: this is the best story i have ever bothered to read on here. epic win for that dude.1256704610507
Anonymous: fucking sweet hah1256779973434
Anonymous: Now I get religion. This shit may not be real, but it makes me feel good to believe that it is.1257259950862
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/60384/No_Honey,_I_don't_feel_like_it.




Meet the wiliest of all coyotes: Hit by a car at 75 mph, embedded in the fender, rode for 600 miles - and SURVIVED!
Hit animal car fox story

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hit (12) , animal (66) , car (386) , fox (33) , story (203)

AlienNation: How is it that Wile E. Coyote so wily and yet he couldn't catch the road runner?1287281060175

Anonymous
1290906289138
Anonymous: Fucking idiots didnt even stop to check what happen.1290953982508
Anonymous: Awww poor animal :-(1290955967807
Anonymous: Wile E. Coyote. Just once I would like to see him use some ACME TNT and blow up the fucking Roadrunner!1290956615655
Anonymous: dunno what to say1290963582378
Anonymous: If he can survive a hundred foot fall, getting blown up and/or smashed by rocks, a car ain't shit.1291028769510
Anonymous: Beautiful animal! Idiots in the car!1291058739262
Anonymous: fake and gay1291062871336
YuLiekPicturz: must be fake lol1291062930941
Hitman 47: I rescued a Coyote one time, didn't know it was Coyote until it was in my house but he was nice and well behaved.1291066848479
Anonymous: 75 mph my ass......how the fuck do you not stop for this?1291067269660
Hitman 47: Seriously even hitting a Rabbit at 75 would would feel like hitting a Deer.1291067586446
vengance: mutha fukas coyotes r pawesome!!!! WTF??? y didnt u get out and look to at least see if it was dead after you hit it?? rather than keep on driving?????? , I HATE people that do that!!!!1291082153748
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/153987/Meet_the_wiliest_of_all_coyotes:_Hit_by_a_car_at_75_mph,_embedded_in_the_fender,_rode_for_600_miles_-_and_SURVIVED!




put it this way, I've fucked more chicks than I have guys.
Chat chan4chan lesbian story galacticstar

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chat (43) , chan4chan (343) , lesbian (653) , story (203) , galacticstar (2)

Anonymous: tl;dr1321716030593
MrSandynigger: "Bitch yoghurt will fix that" =D1321716224188
AZO: http://chat4chan.com/chat/1/room/Chan4Chan/height/20001321716389614
iprobablyhateyou: that might be the oldest since knock knock "banana who"1321716461446
iprobablyhateyou: *joke1321716480861
Quantum69: Oh shit AZO, the more you know.....1321716614269
darkstan: LOL1321725763338
Anonymous: i read it and now WHAT, HUH? fucker1321820707502
Quantum69: ^now you've won all the internets, congrats! *rollz eyez*1326496800633
Anonymous: FAIL1326515868308
Grund1e: I laughted so hard my pants turned brown.1326517970143
CrackSnacker: Bump. HaHaHaHa!!!!!1531468607481
Anonymous: Still no pix:(1541065766555
Name: Comment:
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/195460/put_it_this_way,_I've_fucked_more_chicks_than_I_have_guys.




Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as a Snickers bar
News story sumo pub Snickers wtf

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news (207) , story (203) , sumo (5) , pub (3) , Snickers (5) , wtf (513)

Santa: wtf haha1278120421125
Anonymous: I had to read that 3 times before I gave up.1279421736675
Anonymous: lolwat?1279424296929
Arsonist: lol? what the fuck is up with every one now and days?1279424420160
Anonymous: LOL holy shit fat man1279424513685
NigBickDigger: Sumo in Snickers bar waved at woman in gay assualted pub wrestler.1279424713708
fingerofdoom: wat1279429906718
Anonymous: Actually, sumo wrestlers and snickers have been at war since the Edo era. They go back.1279434854394
Grave: Well, that's something you don't see every... never.1279436996400
Anonymous: meanwhile in japan....1279681572542
Jovi: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!1279691742679
Anonymous: waitwat1280384872590
Anonymous: probabaly some after-halloween party shit1280413318397
Anonymous: Because the sumo wrestler knew that "nothing satisfies like a Snickers"1280414280600
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/134478/Woman_in_sumo_wrestler_suit_assaulted_her_ex-girlfriend_in_gay_pub_after_she_waved_at_man_dressed_as_a_Snickers_bar




That's what you get for letting your wife drive.
Women car accident story love text

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women (379) , car (386) , accident (233) , story (203) , love (176) , text (12)

veranet: How did he know none of them had a phone before he got out of his car?1339575957226
Chicagosox23: ^ he probably asked them first1339614716625
AnotherAnon: Temporal dislocation, he is telling us beforehand what he found out later. Or he's lying.1339624831802
veranet: ^ Thank goodness someone understands1339670201289
Anonymous: another damn puppy love hater1367206308194
jones sheep: You knew that didn't have a phone before you jumped out of the car?1539658893250
obadiah: You left him to die, then pulled his wife free and fucked the arse off her. That's what I call initiative1539658998329
Anonymous: That's unbelievable, None of them had a phone !!!1539668904597
Lavalancer: ^ Yeah, well it was 1919 dumbass!1540061889647
Name: Comment:
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/217159/That's_what_you_get_for_letting_your_wife_drive.




Just something to lighten the mood
Girlfriend story

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girlfriend (53) , story (203)

Squinky: guys a fag. long division? no wonder she's affter dick..1278254317101
Anonymous: Fuck that, tl;dr.1278397923677
the7rafe7: ^ idiot, you missed out on some epic ownage.1279066009173
BigBootay: Awesome!too bad he didn't have any pics of her.1279066551991
Anonymous: epic win!1279161521415
Anonymous: wow i should save this in case it ever happens to me. perfect response!1279561897286
Wr104Gamma: New Microsoft word template... TY Choadboy1279605288663
Fuck Chinkys: Epic! Squinky (7101) = homo1280187069406
Jovi: Blonds are hot1280263621646
BigBootay: Yeah, I had a gf like this in Springfield,Ohio. Total cum-guzzling slut. Couldn't stay off her knees to save her soul.1280264490591
Anonymous: Didn't happen. Ancient meme, reworked.1280291610968
Anonymous: YESSSSSSSSSS!1280869812745
Anonymous: Yes, the guy is a legend... how we all wish we could be that calm and collected and come out with perfect response...1280870506355
Anonymous: Brad and Liz... Third Brad and Liz couple I've seen with epic drama.1300052542196
 
Link to this: http://chan4chan.com/archive/134911/Just_something_to_lighten_the_mood




High school expels student for tweeting f-word
News story twitter curse school freedom fail

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news (207) , story (203) , twitter (33) , curse (1) , school (160) , freedom (57) , fail (641)

Anonymous: RIP Monte Python1332979165869
oooEYEooo: ..."religious folk no doubt"...1332987912989
Furore23: Maybe, but this is the world we live in. Or at least, the world most Americans live in, and plenty of other countries are just whoregagging to follow along. A world in which 24 hour surveillance is to be accepted and submitted to, no matter what. There's no conspiracy - conspiracy theories are ALWAYS retarded - it's just the action of governments and businesses running wild.1332991803307
NotSoMuchAnonymous: Americans = moralfags.... and lousy as fuck at that..1337303968281
Greeft: I agree with the last line, the principal of Garrett High School is a particular type of wit, the type with a silent t at the start.1337304336847
Anonymous: It's in USA!? I thought this was a story from Iranistan!?1337325191908
Anonymous: Fuck american fucking double standards.1396827335463
pepe64: Didn't George Carlin solve this once and for all? Oh, these cultural marxists never seem to get it.1396827506807
Anonymous: "cultural marxists"? I would say "religious moron-retards"1396827685234
pepe64: ^that's the same. cultural-marxism is a religion too, like islam and democracy, all based on delusions1396827961969
darkstan: ^Christianity too, right? LOL1396829488619
SHDAD75: If you stand up for your rights, you are labelled an "ecentric". Fucking PC Communists.1396834748375
Anonymous: ^+^^+^^^ Everything is, all kinds of fanatism are dangerous, really dangerous.1396847801684
metalfan420: What the fuck you gotta be fucking kidding me this is fucking ridiculous what has this fucking country come to when you can't even tweet the fucking word fuck for fucks sake1398591397223
 
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Story family dog puppy tribute
Story family dog puppy tribute

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story (203) , family (209) , dog (516) , puppy (12) , tribute (1)

Anonymous: i was waiting for some gore or animal porn down there.. son i am disapoint1340066497984
uriar: there was some animal porn1340066618835
Bunglicker: Awww. Cute, but I still don't like Pits.1340067501237
RubberG: RIP Michael York ^I don't like pits either because 99% of the time the owner is a low life dirtbag. Not saying this guy is but the majority I see are shitbags.1340071514478
Anonymous: @ 7984 at least you saw tits1340071916401
Quantum69: ^^ A Boerboel or Kangal would tear a pit's asshole apart. http://tinyurl.com/m3wmme7 http://tinyurl.com/jw347oy1412325920308
Anonymous: that's so Adorable!1447844777326
Anonymous: nude wives1525666121967
Anonymous: im just looking for dogs sucking cocks gifs1528232781464
Lavalancer: Doggone it!1528234368917
Anonymous: He only kept the female pups and is fucking them all.1528242272962
Anonymous: PPPUUUPPPPIIIEEESSS!!! :)1528300657973
The Original Spoon: Pics or it didn't happen.1532048113541
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One day in hundred acre wood, Winnie the Pooh was feeling hungry.
Winnie the pooh story

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SickNote: Winnie the Pooh lol1277586681796
iprobablyhateyou: lmao... win1277734479675
Anonymous: Even as a toddler I always wondered why they would name a friendly bear after the stinky shit that comes out of my bum1279059449248
veranet: Good riddance, never liked the whinny fucker.1279117328650
sickalko: I loled very hard....winnie the poo1279133164706
Anonymous: I lol1279178685200
Furore23: OH GOD!1279188397581
Furore23: Curse you SickNote, you magnifcent bastard!1279188415821
Anonaduck: LOL this is wonderful !1279188728511
Anonymous: Poor Pooh!1279199549641
Grave: fucking magnets1279200597884
uriar: win1279208984840
Anonymous: MOOOAAARRRR HONEY!!!!!!1279441861268
fingerofdoom: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAA1279453330639
 
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cool story bro
Cool story bro jesus

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BuggerChan: and for my next trick, watch me pull a rabbit out of my halo.1252147493271
jackfrosty: And for my next trick, pull my finger...1252232604984
Bubble: and for my next trick, my farthers going to help me with this... i'm going to give you all boils1252233091150
Hughbie: and for my next trick, I'm going to..oh crap..hey Copperfield...can you help me out here.1252234154598
AGENTDORK: LOL1264812505677

\m/
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Grave: and for my next trick i'm gonna be BRB.1269332146451
Anonymous: i lold hard1274096598356
Tom's Daddy: he’s a jew. he’s lying. kill him with fire1274394194742

Grave
^
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Clownichter: And a couple thousand years later, youll be drinking my blood and eating my body in mass1286856187297
Anonymous: ^win1286866483792
Canucklehead: But bullshit none the less,,,,1303321099105
Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!11317068533652
 
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