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DarwinFuckMuslims: It's the fault of USA, if they don't come in 1945, France will be GERMANY and those fucking niggers and muslims are still in Africa

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Anonymous: im sorry... but wasnt the only army in the world that was a match for the brittish before the 1800s... wasnt that the french army? the french army also kicked the shit out of the brittish in the french/indian war and the american revolution (helping the colonists) so france has a legitimate army.

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Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHA the only war France EVER won was the french revolution! fuck france, pack of surrendermonkey faggots

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Anonymous: "pack of surrendermonkey faggots" : you mean Europe? Why does everyone focuses on France? Jealousy?

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Venator21: England never surrendered, France ran away after like a week....therefore "surrendermonkey faggots" there is no need for any red or blue in their flag, they only ever wave a white one

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Anonymous: England in Europe, I thought it was closer to USA

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Anonymous: and pretending you're the stronger is much easier when you re far away on your island

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Venator21: far away? fuck sake anonfag, we went to liberate the francefags. you think america did fuck all? they were the brush we used to sweep up the dust of Germany after we and the Russians crushed them

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Anonymous: thank you guys, but you didn't have the choice. without america you would have been the next on the list

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Venator21: lol without England america would be speaking German

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Anon57: yeah england was handling the Germans just fine before we got there..whatever were we thinking? Oh.. Hi Venator :)

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Venator21: turning point in WW2 was el alamein, BEFORE America got involved. you just sped up the war to the same conclusion

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Anon57: Was certainly well played by Monte (Credit where credit is due).

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Anonymous: How about you all stop feeding the troll and just laugh at France like ur supposed to.... hehe, France.

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ThelemicMage: Because the fittest always won all their wars for them. In the earth history of humans "surviving", they will not if left up to themselves

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Anonymous: oh, fuck, atheism is illogical...

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Anonymous: encules ton dieu

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Anonymous: I have a better one ! If 4/5th of the US population are obese fucks, How can they talk about "fittest" ?

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Moongrim: Same reason we still have religious phreaks- you feel sorry for them.

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Anonymous: DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT DIED SO THEY COULD STAY..

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Anonymous: Christians: If god exists, how come france still exists? << see what I did thar?

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Limerick: Well, england was in africa for WWII so I really don't think you have much to say. France nearly conquered europe once. So did Italy (kinda) and so did Germany. Russia and and the US claimed nearly every third world country, England and Persia both once ruled seatrade and the spanish once had everyone in colonial america pissing. Everyone's done something some time.

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Venator21: England owned the most ;)

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Limerick: ENGLAND OWNED NOTHING AND LIKED IT! : D

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lictor: The world needs th echeese

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lictor: The world needs the cheese

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Infernal: lol'd hard

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Dilligaf1961: Germany keeps France as a Pet.

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George: The world, as a whole, has seen fit to do away with the survival of the fittest. Why do you think there are still niggers and wetbacks around?

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Anonymous: OP didn't understand the evolution theory. the most adapted survive. for example,many of the thousands of stupid US soldiers mutilated in Irak won't transmit their genes...

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Anonymous: and the english with their rotten genes go on making babies. how do you explain that?

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cunt9000: I got ur France right here :70959:

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Anonymous: because europe is too much of a puss to do anything about them.

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CowBoy: it wont for long cuz of the arabs

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Anonymous: I kind of agree with this.

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Anonymous: France won over 70% of the wars they've fought in the past 300 years dumbass. They just got their ass kicked in the WW's.

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Anonymous: Bullshit. The french resistance did most of the work weakening the german occupation in france in WW2 before the yanks showed up

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Anonymous: Also, France under Napolean, can you kick any more ass than that without being Genghis Khan?

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Anonymous: France army has some of the worst badass in the world. Ever heard of the foreign legion? A bunch of psychos from all over the world who like raping little GIs for breakfast...

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Phadrus: Evolution 101: If you don't understand why evolution has chosen something, you need to look again. There is a reason.

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Anonymous: Because France is fit as fuck!

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Anonymous: that fire france had is now replaced with gay

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Phadrus: France is a good friend of the U.S. And like a good friend, they occasionally try and tell us that were fucking things up. That is what good friends are suppose to do.

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Anonymous: FRANCE GETS A FREE PASS FOR LIFE BECAUSE THEY INVENTED THE GREATEST WAY TO KISS EVAR!!!........ that's why

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al: France did not survive, it is now a Muslim dominated country.

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Anonymous: If it wasn't for France snails would have taken over Europe.

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FLArp: Confuses athiests with scientists. And, the quotation is, "those most suited toward their enviroment," Not, the 'fittest.' Act like you at least have an ass for a head and get your troll right.

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Phadrus: 9289 Last time I heard, it was only 10% muslim. But that comes from a very unreliable source.

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Anonymous: France have the most powerfull workers and the poorest president of the world

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Anonymous: During 35 hours a french man( or a woman) produce more goods than an american during 50 hours...

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Anonymous: FRANCE HAS THE BEST SOCCER TEAM IN THE WORLD!!!1

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Frenchie: Because if they were no french, Amercia would still be british

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sarcaustic: symbiotic relationship with U.S.

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Leashedhate

Why so french?

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Anonymous: unfortunatly due to modern medicine that rule dosent really exist anymore, otherwise we wouldnt have ppl with asthma, down syndrome,cancer,jews and other genetic defects. its weakening the human race as a whole by alowing the weak to survive

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Phadrus: Last I heard, way back even before Jesus rode dinosaurs, we used to care for the sick and elderly even when we lived in caves. If you don't understand why evolution chose something, you need to look again. The answer is there.

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Munster: France... europe bitch...

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Anonymous: France actually kicks ass, stupid how they get trolled for WW2 when even then they had a kick ass resistance...

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sohceye: two words: maginot line

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chrud: that's a question for athiests, agnostics, and true believers all.

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rock: Yeah like anyone of you wouldnt have surrendered in a flash if you had

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rock: Yeah like anyone of you wouldnt have surrendered in a flash if you had Rommels panzers on your arse

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Flarp: Quote is from 'the origin of species' and has nothing to do with theological belief. Furthermore, the quote is incorrect. Oh, I see I have commented on this before. I suppose that means the remaining troll bait is hopeless.

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Lickathesplit: Hahaha, lol'd.. next time don't sneak up my side, it tickles...

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MAELSTHUR: anabolics?

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JewFag: france will beat you all to death with their white flags

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crazyassmofo: They are fags

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Krogoth: 1386: Actually modern medicine is a French invention (Charcot, Pasteur...).

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Anonymous: Fail - theory of evolution calls for survival of the most adaptable, not the fittest.

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user775: it's call science bitches..

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Anonymous: It took five months (the so called "phoney war") to the nazis to invade a poorly preparated France, and 3500 Frfench soldiers killed each day.

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Greeft: Because the Darwin quote "survival of the fittest" is probably the most misinterpreted and misunderstood phrase of all time.

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uberbarf: ^^^NO it isn't! France is actually slowly loosing its power and at the moment its economic situation is not the best. So in other words THEY ARE DYING OUT!!!!!!!

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Lickathesplit: Well, i'm not a biologist, but it seems to me the average France woman/man eats more healthier then the average American, but that's just unscientifically schooled me ... And how nice of you to notice i am an Atheist :)

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Anonymous: they own'd the pope for a few years. checkmate

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Anonymous: lol because it is really we, the us, who are the faggots

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MrSandyNigger: Sympathy.

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froggy Wentacourtn: Laws !

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Anonymous: ok i have'n t read any of the comments above, but i'd have to go with good wine, good cheese, hot bitches, the eiffel tower, hot bitches, train surfin, peugeot, renault........did i mention hot bitches?

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Anonymous: Mr SandyNupper has it.... YOU ARE 100% CORRECT SIR

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Anonymous: there woman are very fit

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Anonymous: Because France has won more wars than any other country on earth? Such a viewpoint is hilarious when it comes from Americans, whose country can rarely win wars when on its own.

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Anonymous: NO AMERICA WITHOUT LOUIS XVI'S HELP TROLOLOLOLOL

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MarkosT: I thought the guy from Norway killed France

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Anonymous: The French survive because we all need an example to look down upon.

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Disruptive: You know why they dont have fireworks in france? Because every time one goes off they try to surender. We we fags

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Anonymous: how come fat amerifags are still breathing?

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Anonymous: Because Dumbfuck Euros are supporting America- properly.

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Anonymous: build a nuke big enough to get rid of france - nuclear fallout will dissipate back to you

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Anonymous: maybe. . . sometimes you just need to have a nation surrender to you.

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Anonymous: It's funny how Americunts and Britards hate the French so much, yet they are so similar. :)

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81654: What would the Belgian banker do!?

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Anonymous: oh shit they have a point for a change ...

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Just me: Two words Bic lighters

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huck1944: because we were dumb and an saved their ass

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Chanonymous: Because running away is a form of adaptation also.

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gookheadcrusher: Tours 732 Yorktown 1781 Verdun 1916

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Maelsthur: bc the allies alwasy save thier asses lol

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Anonymous: France does exist. It's a Muslim country now !!! lol

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Maelsthur: ^hell yeah. where are the allies now france?

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Anonymous: Nothing but dumb Jews on this site, talking about Muslims and butthurt about every single black man's face, no humor, just Jews saying: nigger, nigger, nigger all the time.

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Greeft: Because the primary definition of fit in Victorian times was apt, fit meaning physically strong is a relatively new primary definition. The country most apt to survive, therefore, is the first to run away, hence France still existing.

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Munchdog: Damn, You got me there, I'm gonna' have to start killing Wiccans and women who aren't virgins on their wedding day!

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Anonymous: I am from the USA, but French are not all pussies. For the record, they had Napoleon. That douche was only about 5 feet tall and it took all of europe and some of asia to beat him. Also, the French colonies were nearly as numerous as the Brits. The common misconsception that French are pussies comes from a combination of 2 things. FIrst, they got beat down by the Germans in ww2. Second, they

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Anonymous: don't join the USA and Brits on wars without a reason (see Iraq 2). For the former, well, who could have taken Germany 1 v 1? They were beast. and for #2, that is a sign of strength, not weakness. The French were able to eat things nobody else would, and survive as a military where others starved. (Snails, Frogs, etc.) The french foriegn legion used to kick some major ass too. Natural Select'n

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Anonymous: Bigger question is why USA exists. I guess it is survival of the dumbest. Dumb people organize in groups, act as sheep, because they don't have opinions of their own and therefor never get into conflicts, so easily contribute money to their leader, until leader fails and they start another war.

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Anonymous: ^Actually the USA existing is also easily explainable. The USA was the first country to get the a-bomb. It is relatively geographically isolated, bordering only canada and mexico, and with oceans on all other sides. This, combined with more military spending than any other country, and a relatively well-armed civilian population, makes it nearly impossible to conquer militarily. In economic

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Anonymous: terms, the USA has grown faster than Europe consistently over the last 50 years. (Its citizens always have at least enough to lose that it acts as a deterrent to revolution). Also, a strong sense of patriotism which is present in the USA tends to prevent an uprising from within as well. The USA should logically outlive nations in Africa or South America, and North Korea, Iran, Egypt, Russia, etc.

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Greeft: ^ ^^ ^^^ ^^^^ I totally agree, dirty rotten Frenchie cowards.

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Anonymous: Lame. Religion has nothing to do with survival in war. What religion does though is cause wars. EXPLAIN THAT YOU CUNTS?

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Crackhead Fezmonkey: If god isn't real, then why is my asshole sore and bleeding every morning???

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Anonymous: ^ Because Lavalancer is your gay lover and buttfucks you every morning before going to work

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Anti-PC Hero: France should've joined Germany in WW2, as now France is a 3rd-World cesspool terrorist-ghetto!

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Anonymous: France ahs actually won more wars than any other country in history. Look it up. And for you Americunts, if it wasn't for the French, you'd all still be British colonials.

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darkstan: France is awesome. Life feels better when you're there.

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Anonymous: There is no such thing as "France."

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Anonymous: How come the US does? I mean, fittest...

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Anonymous: The only thing the french are good for is the invention of french fries.

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Anonymous: It doesn't. It expired last week.

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Anonymous: Two words: Filet Mignon

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ethelbert: Hey Bible bashers, if God made the world and saw it was good, how the fuck did he allow the USA to be created?

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Anonymous: ^No worries, mate. It expires next week.

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