Tesla - Chan4Chan

BigBootay: NSFW, still cheaper than gas.

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veranet: Ignorant shit-head. How do you thing electricity is generated you elitist cum wad!!?!

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Anonymous: Oil makes up less than 2% of electric generation in usa, dickhead.

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morejava: Coal is the main source. but I like the toxic waste from the Hybreeds my self. Lithium a guift for a 1/2 life.

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Anonymous: Feed old batteries to bi-polars, problem solved.

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Anonymous: Screw the toxic waste and environmentalist bull... If I could afford one I would get it just for the take-off speed. 0-60 in just under 4 seconds. That rocks. Would be like a roller-coaster ride every time you punched it!!!

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Anonymous: Hmm -- last I checked they still use OIL and grease to lubricate even electric cars. Fail.

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morejava: The speed thing is a big offset to the politically correct ass loving. Fast is gooder

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Squirrely1: Question???What lubes the moving parts???

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MrAnthrope: Astroglide?

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Anonymous: the oil and grease used are synthetics. silicone based not petrolium... dumbass

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Anonymous: nice car

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Greeft: The batteries weigh over half a ton and make the handling shit, the actual range is about half the manufacturers claimed range, takes hours to charge and in the reviews I've seen is very unreliable, so yeah great car.

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Greeft: If you put a hydrogen fuel cell in to generate the electricity, it would save half a ton of weight improving handling, power to weight ratio, the accelleration would be something like 3 seconds 0-60, top speed would go up to about 150mph and there would be no recharging time!

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Anonymous: lol

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Anonymous: i still think riding on explosions is way cooler

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Anonymous: who says synthetic oil is only silicone based, some use components of petroleum

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Anonymous: You dumb fuck. U still need the oil to charge your fucking car so I wouldn't be so smug cunt...

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Seagull: LETS ALL CALL EACH OTHER DICKHEADS AND DUM FUCKS AND SHIT HEADS

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Bongochops: Cool car.No gearbox, no engine maintenance. Power still comes from power stations, but there's no oil tanker driving round the country filling gas stations up... The future

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Anonymous: @4696... RETARD alert... electric cars have no moving parts... so, what's to oil? jackass

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Anonymous: the oil companies stand to lose substancial revenue should electric cars gain a foothold in car sales. considering all the politicians that they own, you think their going to let that happen?

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rock: the revolution will not be televised

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Greeft: Yeah I agree with Seagull the Shithead Dum Fuck Dickhead.

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Greeft: The oil companies will lose nothing, they will be the ones who will produce the high pressure liquid hydrogen and sell it from pumps in their gas stations for the fuel cell powered electric cars that will replace the internal combustion engine.

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Greeft: The only problem I can see with hydrogen fuel cell cars is what will all the water vapour they will put into the atmosphere do? Will the water vapour created by billions of hydrogen fuel celled cars increase Earth's cloud cover and trigger global cooling?

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Snarf: LOL @ Cars with long-ass extension cords..

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Weed: Oil is no laughing matter.

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Furore23: Who cares about speed and handling? As long as it is good enough for safety, that's all you need.

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SouthernPride: the batteries last 3 years and cost 10 grand, but the car is still badass

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4chan4: that shit is on the 5 north at santa ana 1st street. local as fuck

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Furore23: ^ Tits or GTFO.

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Khalthar: The original Tesla is able to outrun a Porsche in the 1/4 mile and outrun a Ferrari in the top end. It also has close to a 450 mile range on a single charge. Production models are unable to be sold in many states because of the oil and car company hell raising.

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Anonymous: so there are about 1.2 billion cars on the road, assume you plug all those in and try to charge them, we dont have that much nuclear, solar, or wind to provide energy, so we have to use some oil, gas, and coal as well. the energy has to come from somewhere.

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Anonymous: LOL! Replacing the battery pack for a new one.

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