If a key opens lots of locks, it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.

Anonymous: that is an incorrect analogy. saying a girl is like a lock implies that they're supposed to protect their chastity or something. also, that penises are like keys simply cause they protrude outwards is what i expect from a simple mind to come up with. also, what will you do with your legend key, if you come across a codepad? what a useless key lol

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Anonymous: ^ ROFL , aye, technology is evolving yo, soon all locks will be codepads and all keys will be useless x)

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Anonymous: ^ NOOOOOO!!!!!!! MY KEY WILL NEVER BE USELESS!!!!!

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Anonymous: ..but when all locks are codepads, all keys will become codes. and so master codes will also come forth! any comebacks, shitty locks?

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slikwilly: someone should get this man a beer and a cigar.... He has the right idea

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Warg: That... is fucking awesome.

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Anonymous: I can understand that cock-exclusive privileges are good when it comes to ye olde double standards, but ez fucking is also good, so 8199 has a point.

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Jack: Ha ha ha this is brilliant !

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Anonymous: I promise virginity of all my daughters to author of this!

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Anonymous: JUHUU THE OWNER OF LIFE

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Anonymous: bahahahahaha

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Anonymous: I already have a master code :)

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Anonymous: I love it. So true. Shut up, bitches. You're inferior. Accept it.

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Anonymous: this is good. fuck feminism, there is a difference in men and women mentally as well as physically

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Anonymous: Idiots, you're all such tools. Easy to use, easy to break.

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Anonymous: Don't worry about it. Ever hear, "Never argue with idiots. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience."? Same deal here.

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Anonymous: KAC Masterkey12 gauge shotgun door breacher works best!!

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Greeft: My bump key set opens a lot of locks.

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Weed: That's your argument? GTFO.

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Ranxerox: You can tell 7703 is female, and a slut. FTW!

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MASTERKEY: all you sluts saying this is a wrong analogy are retarted

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Anonymous: 0484 Penises aint like the keys because they both protrude outwards, the lock is what you have to open for getting pregnant, that's what the keys open. But! we're protecting us from it now!

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MrSandyNigger: Holy shit. Are you Allah?

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NorwayJunkie: It's just the truth... let a christian virgin suck me any day

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Mr.Jääy: The diffrence between the sexes when it comes to getting laid, is that one sex needs a smorgosboard of social skills+good looks, while the other sex only needs a reproductive organ.

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Quantum69: This thread is full of win.

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Anonymous: locks dont have hymen like cunts do, else the virginity on humanoid females thing wouldnt matter this much. some keys in some systems just fit some doors, other keys fit all doors in a building.

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Anonymous: of course only long and wide dicks fit into some vaginas, else it would be an economical problem not a biophysical one.

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Anonymous: or social one if it werent for good anonymously (work/rent payments at another place) paid sexual services without bodybased reproductional desires besides getting a good fuck.

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Anonymous2: HHAAHAH!! lol. But we all know every lock needs a few spare keys :D just in case ya know. lololol!

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83478: @Anonymous2: EPIC WIIIIINNNNNNN!!! just in case the key gets "lost" or u need to "open" soething but u can;t find the "key".

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Anonymous: Just because the key's small enough to fit doesn't mean the lock'll open.

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Anonymous: That's from a meme. False story noob :)

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ethelred: Good one. But I love to fuck girls who've had a hundred men

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