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How does a blind person know when to stop wiping after a bowel movement?
Question yahoo blind wipe toilet question (218) , yahoo (40) , blind (8) , wipe (6) , toilet (132)

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HanoverRed: Dumb cunt, never stop wiping1303419270541
Anonymous: <she dumb1303419322209
Twinchlian: Yeah... now that you mention it. How?1303419649638
Greeft: Their dogs are trained to sniff their asses. If it needs more wiping they bark.1303419841151
greyhoundpaul: Im curious!1303477143571
Mittens: When the paper no longer has flavor?1303827866457
Furore23: ^ AAAAAAAH GOD WHY1303828164581
Anonymous: smell of the paper goes to barely there i am blind1304654785661
Greeft: ^This is why we have punctuation.1304654935907
Limerick: Maybe there isn't punctuation in braille?1304655246950
Greeft: ^It's just a shitload of periods all jumbled together.1304655852144
Anonymous: 1151: I laffed.1304657351465
ivorylc: ^ u did the right thing.1305537698351
admackbar: QUESTION: how to deaf people wake up? alarm clock??1305558091315

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whats the ame of the song that goes dummmm dum dum dum dum dumm dum i dont know the lyricks but it starts of like that i think its rock the guy who sings it has a high voice
White stripes seven nations lyrics music question yahoo white stripes (1) , seven nations (1) , lyrics (18) , music (89) , question (218) , yahoo (40)

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iprobablyhateyou: once i knew the answer it totally made sense1321512670823
Anonymous: It's called Seven-Nation Army, ya' rubes.1321837726334
m4k3k3: hats off1322005717474
Shalaschaska: fuckin' hell ahahaha dummm dum dum dum dum dummmm dum1336405033667
Anonymous: I coulda told him but his melody was a bit off key.1336445443192
Anonymous: holy ball sack1336457476483
Anonymous: I just lost the game! o_O1337138635101
Chicagosox23: ^fuuuuuuuu i lost 2 now1339623809167
jhenry_922: someone could actually answer that?1382918064442
fuck urself: asssshole1382938768658
liplocker_code3: Funnier in Swedish, since "dum" means stupid.1383075055691
Anonymous: Trash band is trash.1448402940221
ethelred: I tink the tuner is actually dummmm dum dum dum dum dummm dum. I don'ty know the lyrics either.1483600562531
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Who is more talented? - Jimmy Hendrix or Justin Bieber?
Yahoo question jimi hendrix justin bieber yahoo (40) , question (218) , jimi hendrix (4) , justin bieber (28)

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Anonymous: O-MFG, this makes me want to do terrible things. I'm FUkKiN RaGIn gUIz!!!!1280174940665
Anonymous: what a sad sad world we live in1280175017229
Anonymous: but that's always going to be the answer when a retard asks a retard1280230949391
iprobablyhateyou: thats a shame for the future of our world1280235579827
Anonymous: it's a good job women need men to breed1280235940565
Anonymous: I came closer to crying on this one than anything I've seen on C4C yet1280265031726
BigBootay: People are just getting more and more stupid as time goes by.1280265135159
Warg: There are no real answers on Yahoo! Answers.... just the retarded masses.1280301907602
Wr104Gamma: the bewildered herd are getting more and more disconnected with reality1280302887254
Anonymous: fuck yea justin bieber <31280437412910
the7rafe7: :'(1280542150216
Anonymous: Hendrix you half-witted Cybertronian and you call yourself a Decepticon!!!!!1280542357551
ezpz: thats not even a damn question, Hendrix is legendary, justin beiber will be gone as soon as he hits pubirty1281243788205
Anonymous: Bieber-Fag ISN'T talented - he's PROMOTED... he's a DISNEY girl...1281247041511

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AMERICUNTS - Instant facepalm.
Usa russia stupid yahoo question georgia usa (442) , russia (88) , stupid (54) , yahoo (40) , question (218) , georgia (1)

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Bubble: Jessica? RLY?1254682692262
Sinonymous: Up, up and AMERITARD1254682899539
Jessica: LOL@ Bubble. I live in Texas beautiful. And although I am a blonde, even I am not that dumb. That is just so sad. Makes me embarrassed to be an American.1254689958636
Anonymous: yahoo answers is too strick.. i was B& within hours1254698126971
THEanon: I sense newfaggotry.1254699278537
jackfrosty: Bullshit. Even americans arent... Well... I got nothin.1254712108509
ImaD00d: I hope to god it's a troll.1254713183764
my99Busa: bring that shit down here and find out just exactly how stupid Americans REALLY are. Bring it !!! bitches!!!1254714349247
Drilldo!: C'mon, there are idiots wherever you go...but in America even idiots have big screen TVs and computers. We are the land of opportunity, after all...1254715310395
Anonymous: lol peron who wrote demotivator doesnt realize hes been TROLL'D. *facepalm*1254998791303
literalka: lol1255220202960
Anonymous: This is epic trollage. No real person exists who is this stupid that is still capable of using a computer.1255243003101
ImaD00d: Agreed1255246361413
Anonymous: LMAO! black people...always somethin'1262737341731

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I have been "helping" my amputee son, and I have not told my husband, and not sure how.?
Yahoo question amputee incest yahoo (40) , question (218) , amputee (43) , incest (60)

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Anonymous ?: Tell him it's his kid too and about time for his shift to kick in because your hands are getting tired ... Hell bring the son into your room while you and your husband are intimate and let your son join in and make it a threesome ... Make him feel need and loved even more ... Good Luck !!!1248804119178
Anonymous: Just no.1249152184446
Anonymous: wtf....1249186758448
CK: I think this is a win1249188727192
Anonymous: +1 WIN1249213952663
cockwarmer: wat1249219630402
Hughbie: well....now thats a cunt of spot to be in....ah..hang on...umm...cunt...hmmm...that could be of use....ah..but then that would be...ah...yeah....hmmmm1249223936563
Babble: wankmachine1250566106849
HumanBeef: Gee, thanks Mom. I'd give you a hug, but... you know...1250566292469
Anonymous: pretty tough situation and pretty touching, no pun intended. Maybe buy him some professional assistance, why not?1250570486376
ARRRGGG: wat in the fuk ,rent a HO ,or teach him YOGA he'll be sucking his own dic in no time ,maybe!!!1250588254674
randyvanburen: wtf??1250600093969
lastwinj: Honey, I blew my kid!!1250608285490
TASTYbacon: so wrong man. ^^^^^^^^^^^YOU SICK FUCKERS1250612201618

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Timeline of Search Engine History
Info google search yahoo altavista msn bing info (382) , google (87) , search (17) , yahoo (40) , altavista (1) , msn (9) , bing (2)

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Anonymous: NIGGERS!1293064167996
crackerkiller5: niggers!!!1293065408325
SR52: Where the fuck is Hotbot?1293071264430
Anonymous: Niggerssss1293072475585
StormTrooper: ^^Hotbot was originally powered by Inktomi, later Google.1293093275727
Anonymous: Excuse me sir i think your google might be gay1293097155689
Anonymous: First ones I used was AskJeeves and AltaVista.1293105503947
CHANmh: ^AltaVista in 2000. Yup, I'm a newfag. It was so slow. And I was so slow1293106322772
Anonymous: Today in 2010 Altavista is useless.1293410215657
Anonymous: wanna piece you fat lovin fuck??1293415098545
Anonymous: nig...1293416833739
Anonymous: ...gers1293416840417
Furore23: No XBox 360, boring.1307585495248
Anonymous: Altavista, loved their NEAR feature, results within ten words, like 'cock NEAR vagina'. Excellent for narrowing down results. They later removed it, and I haven't used Altavista since.1428954585743
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How to get state to take away my children?
Social services yahoo answer question parent children social services (1) , yahoo (40) , answer (7) , question (218) , parent (5) , children (28)

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iprobablyhateyou: win1301925313501
MegaShit: ^I agree, although I don't know why he doesn't just sell them to Jews for spare organs.1301929075365
Anonymous: lol'd hard at last sentence1301934664354
Anonymous: ahhh the fucking you get for the fucking you got. karma dude. Maybe only you think you are a awesome guy. Us taxpayers don't want yur kids either, kill them.1302006233808
anonymule: ^ yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Condoms: I'd rather have one and not need it than need it and not have one. I've got a kid, and he's cool. I wouldn't allow anyone to take him from me. But he can be a little prick sometimes. That's life though. Raising kids is the most important shit a loser faggot like me could ever do, I'd rather have that than "the single life".1302309790134
Captngeetch: Trollin'1302311053601
Anonymous: I agree1303711350477
Dr Pwn: Winning!1303722609384
EvoStar: That is fucking great.....I bet this loser lives in Arkansas and dry humps his sister while she sleeps.1303842243258
Midgeinc: ^ Believable. I Lol'd1311462335248
MarkosT: "My plan is not to pack them a lunch....." Perfect.1311463049337
Anonymous: 9, 11, and 14? Two words: White Slavery.1316827358350
Toxified: i lol'd hard on this one..1317464402963
Banshee5: grrrrreat!1317464639726

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What is the best way to stop your child becoming an atheist?
Freedom religion yahoo answer parenting fail freedom (57) , religion (396) , yahoo (40) , answer (7) , parenting (23) , fail (639)

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Anonymous: This man is a hero.1339020344328
idrankallthebeer: point for point, that man is absolutely correct.1339042085546
fiveby5: and keep them off the interwebz... and my lawn. bwahaha!1339048410343
lictor: Bazinga1356731561355
Anonymous: again tldr1356809949695
Anonymous: City dweller version. Not many atheists out in the countryside where God lives.1356810130554
Anonymous: ^ i live in the country and don`t believe in anything that cannot be prooven or that is not logical.1357226580268
Anonymous: ^^Yeah... It's pretty country where I am too, but logic still pevents me from accepting as nonfiction a story that begins with a talking snake, stars a zombie who fathered himself, and ends with four guys on horseback destroying the world.1357227571337
Anonymous: So much win!1403579446681
Anonymous: block rational wiki.1403583977350
Anonymous: 8AkO1x Hey, thanks for the blog. Fantastic.1405085809330
Anonymous: ur moms can count to potato, but jesus still loves u1428170529258
Bonefish: An absolutely brilliant answer.1428184946196
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Yahoo ethical cc hack
Yahoo ethical cc hack yahoo (40) , ethical (1) , cc (1) , hack (72)

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Anonymous		 *FP*
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Furore23: Why does 4chan haet freedom?1359891585834
anonymous: because they love to fuck littel girls, fuck anon, i hope they hack my ip:65.35.47.185 i wil be watching your proxies. we will talk to thos1415074336877
anonymous: because they love to fuck littel girls, fuck anon, i hope they hack my ip:65.35.47.185 i wil be watching your proxies. we will talk to those1415074348467
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How long can a little girl hold her breath?
Yahoo question pedobear yahoo (40) , question (218) , pedobear (334)

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Anonymous: WIN!!!1242902246662
Anonymous: ha ha pedrobear1242972263624
Anonymous: epic picture is epic and full of win!1244172239389
Anonymous: ... about 01'30" to 02'15", depending on how old we're talking and if she had a chance to inhale deep first1244196488819
Anonymous: this is a fail... its a imposter look it says pedRobear its just a wetback perv.1251337903851
Anonymous: in a forum about dating, with pedobear -- rofl and crack my ass up1251342552843
randyvanburen: use drugs....1251345340478
ThrillBilly: i actuallu lol'd1251358320309
Bubble: y so seriours?1251361540873
Hughbie: technically she would still be holding it even after she faints, collapses and dies...so does infinite time (well until post mortem) count?1251373213341
Cunt destroyer: Tastey WIN!!!1252274615310
cracker_killer: pedobear is fuckin awsome!!!!!!!!1252394379828
Anonymous: stick your dick in her mouth and hold her nose-- grab your stopwatch and enjoy1252794909234
Anonymous: fritters equalz wins1253946719741

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Israel jew religion logic yahoo
Israel jew religion logic yahoo israel (74) , jew (189) , religion (396) , logic (17) , yahoo (40)

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kinganonymous: Test vote: Raise/Drop Rated.1275477815583
iprobablyhateyou: come on C... nigga you crazy.. God obviously doesn't keep niggers on the same level as everyone else1275485400669
Anonymous: What grinds my gears #1: the person posting that means it. #2: the number of upvotes it got. WTF1277326065589
Anonymous: And what did Dr House say about religious people?1277388983355
Anonymous: /snore1277404114574
Anonymous: God promised Manhatten Island to me in a dream last night. Could everyone please leave my Promised Land as soon as possible?1278149074581
Jehova: I declare Anon the king of the Internets. It will be his promised land until Rule #34 is proven false and I'll sure this never happens. Sincerely Jehova PS: WTF is this bitch talking about. I didn't promise them anything. I didn't write that stupid Book. Warmonging, self-righteous Jews did! These lying pieces of shit.1291726834827
Anonymous: The bible is a very entertaining piece if fiction full of nasty sex stories (Sex with animals, faggot sex, multiple partners, sex with children, plural marriage, burning naked children, etc..) Ancient pornography!1292649631862
BlazinWeed: ^ HAHA FTW!!1292649655175
Aryan mama: All right, it was me. Cowardice kept me anon for a long time. I love you, BlazinWeed.1292654385865
BlazinWeed: I love you too Aryan mama <31292654489540
Anonymous: fat stupid kike loving fugly nigger fucking cunt!1292695100105
daniel1302: ok i lolled HARD1294777632868
Greeft: A dog promised to fetch me the frisbee, so now all frisbees r belong to us.1294778228406

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How do you finger a girl?
Advice yahoo answer question Advice (280) , yahoo (40) , answer (7) , question (218)

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iprobablyhateyou: source: experience1326092197891
Quantum69: OMFG, what the fuck have i just read? XD1326094861349
Nickeh43: Look, it's iprobablymemeyou and quantumeme69 <31326094898519
Grund1e: Guess it worked... http://chan4chan.com/archive/200982/1326106712930
Lickathesplit: ^ LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27fLMvryCn41326108569582
MACKY83: Aww shit I loled1326161937488
royalblood1985: LMFAO epic answer1327554431235
Quasimodo: so much win!1327757127111
CockAsian: Nice1327786319881
SolF: Badass1337161983599
Anonymous: challenge accepted1337223670345
Cartmann: finger bang1337225885580
Anonymous: watlol1344534969304
dragonmyballz: may e busted a rib, but saved to images thanx OP1345102022232

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If you die, what happens to your Myspace?
Yahoo stupid myspace death question yahoo (40) , stupid (54) , myspace (7) , death (91) , question (218)

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Hughbie: obvious blonde is obvious...1255679142769
donaldd: exhibitionism !1255679244616

FalzeProphet
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Jessica: Hughbie !!! Can't you see she is redhead and not blonde. We blondes are smarter then that.1255721278884
weeone: lol@Jess, def. redhead. That sounds like a reply I would give to such a stupid question1255802704650
Pyro: I took out my microchip a few years ago1255803301467
Anonymous: Yeah, no problem with parenting nowadays...1255834783237
jackfrosty: Dumb girls are still PLENTY of fun in zee hay...1256045038767
randyvanburen: lol1256048250328
SUH: x1256056579291
Spermany: your myspace keeps living, it's like your soul1257456521329
FalzeProphet: Facebook has a memorial option now. IF you die, and your family notifies Facebook, they will convert your profile to a memoriual profile so that friends amd family can view your pics. All your apps are deleted. All thats left is pics and info (dates, names of family members, etc)1257458646914
danie: 1329- it keeps living like your soul, eh.?1272527730594
danie: what if you're a ginger. i'm a ginger. so what's gonna happen to my interweb shitz.? huh.???? (^i pressed enter by accident.-.-)1272527795856

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What is the value of this diamond ring?
Police thread yahoo troll police (257) , thread (1018) , yahoo (40) , troll (237)

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Anonymous: cool story bro1296062385928
Anonymous: the authortaires mizz spellled some wurds...1296063128466
Reg: BWAHAHAHAH I fell off my chair!1296067841530
Anonymous: And another idiot becomes a "Registered SEX OFFENDER" for the rest of his STUPID FUCKING LIFE!!1296068118641
TinFoilHatGuy: V& -n- BALEETED, IRL.1296069448441
Anonymous: hahahah1296069646993
Anonymous: lol gotta love the misspellings and misuse of the american grammar1296074209452
Anonymous: HOW IS THAT AGIANST THE LAW ??? the internet has no law ....1296219138789
Anonymous: To troll properly, you'll need to learn to fucking spell.1296219319693
pocket: ^ I dissagree with that statement.1296224910420
veranet: I call BS1296238006286
Wr104Gamma: You spin me right round baby right round.. HAHA next time be more anon John1296596837173
balder: another idiot who allow all his information to internet, if you was use false data so easy than change your IP1296673388162
Feefdoodle: DAMN.. thats pretty funny1297017301974

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MAC HELP/PROGRAMS Support please help me very frustrated? - i'm a inportant person Working for my site
Yahoo computer question apple grammar mac stupid fail yahoo (40) , computer (149) , question (218) , apple (62) , grammar (29) , mac (15) , stupid (54) , fail (639)

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djh123: lmao he didn't even ask anything... what a dumbass! i guess it makes sense cuz his name is spencer and all :P1314430533269
Anonymous: 100% a roody-poo, ,,white man makes computers so complicated for us niggers''1314431857204
MrSandyNigger: Must be a nigger.1314434345581
Anonymous: No amount of tech support can fix this guy's brain.1314473128973
LastResort: "See, computers are racist because they make them too hard to use. They need to make them easy, like TV , so people in the community can have good jobs. COmputers are made by whites and Chinese and they don't like it when we try to get ahead."1314473323183
frfr: the only answer is allways 421314500837393
Anonymous: Hit control F4 and you will get all your answers1316048426153
RubberG: Pour 5 gallons of water on it. Instant fix.1316048608418
Raven's Wing: Well, the first step to fixing your problem is get rid of your horrid mac. Crapple products are terrible. I worked tech support for them for a while.1316055248804
Circusmnkee: Can of gas and a match?1324383983227
Anonymous: I DONT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION AND WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME IN ALL CAPS!!1324407919724
Anonymous: I used to ask epic questions like that, then I took an arrow to the knee.1324412378718
Anonymous: He is an impotent person? That explains his MAC..1330158154589
Offen Bach: So what the hell did he want help with??1380632845577

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If my girlfriend sleeps with a retard, does it count as cheating?
Internet retard question yahoo internet (173) , retard (42) , question (218) , yahoo (40)

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fiveby5: i think she's already sleeping with a retard1339201052906
Tattoos: ^ I agree. One more retard won't hurt.1339202022421
iprobablyhateyou: lol @ 5x51339215650587
Kuder: With this view on retards, SHE is the retard. Her friend is a retard for not dumping her immediatly.1339237597473
Anonymous: he will cry when he sees how stretched her twat is . . I loled hard @this ignorant shit !1383083681274
McKwack: Tell her to go fuck a horse …since "horses aren't human".1390265902425
Anonymous: Lol @ 5x5!1393711888684
Bulbasaur111919: If they're not human, what the fuck are they: ghosts or something?1393755318364
DeserveHumanity: They are sub-human. Regardless of whether they might be considered 'human' from a mere biological p.o.v. -- i. e. the belief that you can determine 'being human' by the ability to reproduce with other human beings -- i.e. the nihilistic conception that being human is a privilege given away by birth.1393756203316
DeserveHumanity: Also: LOL1393756212319

tsimfuckisfromhell		 *fapfapfap*
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SuperPotat0		 "UH CH-CH-CHALLINDGE YOU ... T-T-TO F-FOIGHT ......... TO THE DIIITHHHHHHH"
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P0TaT0kiNg		 "potato?"
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Anonymous: Sometimes sex has to be stupid.1393760138637

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My dad walked in on me twice!
Story women cucumber masturbate yahoo story (202) , women (376) , cucumber (4) , masturbate (14) , yahoo (40)

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Rorix: LOL, lock the door next time you stupid bitch1314188356747
iprobablyhateyou: nasty ass bitch1314194430172
anal85: lolol1314197744357
Captngeetch: Mmmmmmm cucumbers1314197803381
Captngeetch: bet dad was checking the garbage for days1314198601515
AnotherAnon: 1314199697558
RiddleMeThis: lol - I wonder if she ever petted the neighbour's dog for real - it would've been real friendly, I'm sure . . .1314207050984
Furore23: I sincerely believe that these events truly took place, for real.1314208109384
Anonymous: Wow...............just..............................WOW!1314208434993
anonymule: careful....1314214354275
iprobablyhateyou: 7558 fucking lol1314214445642
Anonymous: NICE1314214601904
MrPerspective: "Best answer"? Can someone pls remind me what the question was, again? 8-P~~~1314323582404
MrPerspective: How derp can you be, wanking @ home with your door unlocked... for the SECOND time?!? Don't you know that many parents are inconsiderate and never knock? Mine sure as f... never did. I agree that Daddykins lingering and lecturing clearly implies something...1314323733544

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Can you make a male baby sitter pay child support?
Yahoo babysitter question women yahoo (40) , babysitter (5) , question (218) , women (376)

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Anonymous: stupid bitchs....always trying to get over with the kid game. This is why America is fucked,1284558205456
iprobablyhateyou: best answer: kill yourself you gold digging whore1284562291642
Anonymous: Anyone else *facepalm* after reading this?1284562491291
Anonymous: You meant to say "The real dad was killed in a gun battle at The Source Awards" you fucking wigger1284564762464
Anonymous: leave it to a women1284565713789
Anonymous: women will if given the chance suck the blood from you. whore1284583523446
Anon: suck something from you - just depends where the mouth is when they do it1284583864828
Anonymousoulopulous: fuck child support, FUCK YOU AMERICA YOU SUCK BECAUSE OF THIS!!1284584630898
muhhamad: filthy money grubbing whores1284602070608
Mutt: And they wonder where the "myth" of vampires comes from.............1284602261534
Flarp: ...and this cunt bred.1284708591567
savageman69: slit that dumb sluts throat1284724541596
dodgeboy: society is fucked , greed and entitlement replacing ethics , this cunt deserves death1284820461719
Flarp: Aparently a 'thank you' isn't thanks enough. What a rotten bitch.1284822135619

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Whoever took my D6G Sunglass from the pool on Sunday - if you would like the case for them or if you want to return them (like a GOOD neighbor would do) - feel free to email me: sexyash82 @ yahoo.com
Yahoo lost sunglasses note yahoo (40) , lost (15) , sunglasses (41) , note (53)

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funziessss: let us know if this actually works1273215691938
anonymous: D&G is for Fags !1273248745197
Anonymous: I was that person...1273248840548
Anonymous: We you the stealer or the stealee1275894271204
jew: I bet the jews did it!1281471533398
Anonymous: now is mine1281474535990
Raptor Jesus: NIGGA STOLE MY GLASSES1281495561725
Dr.Goebbels: sexyash, eh ... hmmmm1281495810889
BeeDevil: like fuck. they make me look cool1289073207335
BnSneky: it was the fucking jews1289073258390
Anonymous: Fucking juice.1289073550506
Anonymous: jew sold it on craiglist1289073871622
RobertPaulsin: Was I really the first person to email her? She said I was. Fail to all the above. ^1301577564487
Anonymousg of rubber: Buy Chinese fakes on Ebay. Nobody of importance will know the difference, they don't really care, and they are cheap so if you lose one you won't care.1301590634167

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My boyfriend and I are white, but our baby looks black...?
Question answer troll stupid yahoo pregnant black question (218) , answer (7) , troll (237) , stupid (54) , yahoo (40) , pregnant (113) , black (387)

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Furore23: You fail genetics forever.1274544355606
Boreece: Oh wow, this is... I mean... seriously?!1274793416292
queefly: This is Obama's fault......1274794690172
Anonymous: I seriously fear for our children. oh god how can she be so fucking retarded without being in a mental institution?1276575585152
cybersinner: Is this idiot for real or do I actually smell a TROLL!1276985373502
Grave: wow. just, wow.1276985525343
WTFisjuice: hahaha that guys a bitch ida shot the bitch, not for cheating but for doing it with a nigger1276998587973
Anonymous: well, she spells and speaks like a nigger so...1277000414303
Kresn1k: fking niggas everywhere1277000468406
KOLLE: talk about a major epic fail!1277005286166
nubcakes: stupid bitch!!!1277006729915
Anonymous: fail and a half.1277048556923
Anonymous: Be very afraid ….. these fuckers are breeding.1277048835196
Xzibit: Yo Dawg, we heard you like niggers so we put a nigger in your nigger so you can nigger while you nigger"!!!"!!1277049212819

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Sarah palin yahoo mail hack
Sarah palin yahoo mail hack sarah palin (30) , yahoo (40) , mail (9) , hack (72)

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blablablue: i'd hit that1262519180355
Tokunbo: sick, you fuckin' pervert1262526298339
Anonymous: ^^ Yeah, bloody furries and your animal fetishes.1262531099661
Anonymous: I want her to adopt me, then i could have mommy incest sex with her1266956307767

kinganonymous		 ^ who hacking find Email on pictures?. Lolmao
1266958879870
KarmaPickles: @7767 adopt you and then fuck you? That's fucking bizzare. thank you! fap fap fap1266959659676
Anonymous: its obviously tina fey1290390780293
Anonymous: oh my god, ... just that1290390863588
Anonymous: She's hot!!1290391725796
mrscurva: She's a stupid fucking cunt!1290397131793
Anonymous: ^ yeah, she's so dumb that she became a state governer, ran for vice president and is a multi millionaire. Yeah she's stupid.1290399051570
Anonymous: I would rather have seen her in the whitehouse rather than that wookie Michele 'neanderthal' Obama.1290399163264
al: A womans place is in the kitchen.1290399423981
Flarp: I really like her. But, I think putting her as the head of a governing body is about as smart as juggling scorpions. I could be wrong. She could be grossly discredited because she could be the one to fix things. But, I don't think so.1290405675211

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My wife thinks I am gay (huge misunderstanding)?
Gay group Yahoo advice wife grown gay (464) , group (274) , Yahoo (40) , advice (280) , wife (24) , grown (1)

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niggapleaz: LOL Pwned! What a SLUMBER FAG!1305295722946

Anonymous
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Captngeetch: A H must be a fatty..lol. For the record, jerking off in the same room and pointing at each others dicks = GAY1305383875869
Lily84: hahaha1305385228235
Anonymous: balls don't touch. wife shouldn't be mad.1305511726122
Anonymous: Who invites random people over to their house to have a circle jerk in their living room. Total faggotry1305567438974
Anonymous: i won't read this because is too long1305567519606
fiveby5: d00d, watch the pr0n WITH YOUR WIFE = not ghey1306912530215
Phadrus: I haven't had a circle-jerk since either cub or boy scouts. Real men go to hookers or male prostitutes.1306938953456
spl556: Daisy chain?1306950809168
Anonymous: those were the good times1306951526546
zORRO: haha fun with the boys1306951821942
HWOOD: GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY1307648008975
Anonymous: Your wife is right. You are a gay homo.1307658140436

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I have a plan to stop global warming
Question troll yahoo global warming water idea question (218) , troll (237) , yahoo (40) , global warming (8) , water (276) , idea (26)

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Anonymous: derps, everywhere.1298044018443
lily84: really? lmao1298053639819
Stalker: FTW.1298053739168
Cuntfux: I am at a loss for words......yep I got nothin :-\1298053884363
Ranxerox: This would be a lot funnier if so many assholes didn't actually believe it.1298054404293
Anonymous: i have a solution, plant many trees.1298054546122
Anonymous: i have a solution, we could drink lots of water, or dig the ocean floor1298054790432
SouthernPride: I have a better plan, dig a giant hole in the middle east and build a huge ass mountain out of it in china, then flood the giant hole. it would be the biggest project in history, but it would be more of a last resort solution. am I really the first person to think of this? I mean like come on people, use your fuking brains1298081232425
Anonymous: OP is an idiot. That won't stop global warming, it will only stop the flooding...1298113655786
Anonymous: retard...1298116414499
Anonymoose: down the drain? Idoit!!! the water would just go back to the ocean!!1298118657503
MegaShit: ^Oh fuck me, there's always one!1298124273166
boondockchan: better plan take idiots like that and use em for sandbags1298309740410
Anonymous: ^ sandniggers make xcellent sandbags1298325514483

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Lately - When I try to read things like this on Facebook it pops up with this - which makes me go to this other website
Internet google yahoo facebook news internet (173) , google (87) , yahoo (40) , facebook (157) , news (207)

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Grund1e: Clearly the problem here is FaceBook.1335527595384
Anonymous: That's why facebook sucks.1344569782518
Anonymous: fecebook whats that ?1344589599434
Name: Comment:

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I HAVE A CRUSH on my ABORTION DOCTOR! HELP!!!!?
Yahoo abortion crush question yahoo (40) , abortion (34) , crush (6) , question (218)

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Hughbie: somehow my dear, I don't think you have a hope in hell. All I see is a suggestion to get help. My suggestion would be different however and involve heavy traffic, great heights, razor blades or a gun.1248576806498
Still Anonymous: Hopefully you learned this in school . If at first you don't succeed , try , try again . You are just getting to him and starting to win him over . I would think maybe just another 5 or 6 times and he might jump your bones as he is pulling that slop out of that big juicy cunt of yours . Never give up ......1248577316798
Almost Anonymous: I bet he already knows your pussy like the palm of his own hand1248643491654
BuggerChan: Maybe you should ask him out. Of course, you'll have to get your baby-killing fun in elsewhere.1252792338243
brutalninja: THATS CRAZY! what a fucking idiot!1252835102940
TASTYbacon: I smell FAke stew1252856837137
Sinonymous: GOLD! TROLL WIN of EPICAL PROPORTIFACATIONS1252860462399
Anonymous: Report abuse.1263745079709
Anonymous: ^ haha1263745227663
Reaxus: I lol`d1263753465785
Anonymous: oh dear1264194556163
gre: this could be quite productive! after 11 abortions, if you still haven't gone to his heart like cholesterol, you at least, can make a soccer team of dead babies. horay1265303422487
4chansucks: LOL fake. and if its not, why would he want to date a whore?1265312110741
LR: I agree, this is some troll's victory. People become trolls to achieve moments like this, which is almost forgivable.1265445970834

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Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
Yahoo troll question pregnant baby advice yahoo (40) , troll (237) , question (218) , pregnant (113) , baby (245) , advice (280)

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Tommy: wait what? cum again?1281572568485
Anonymous: "Sources: 4chan.org" Bahahahahahaha1281585839791
Anonymous: Best advice evar1283024221890
ErlKonigVinz: yo dawg, we herd u liek babbys in yo womb so we put a womb in yo babby so yo babby can have babbys while you havin' yo babbys.1283025054555
Anonymous: wooooowww...1284453733332
g-man: dumb trailertrash1284464830171
Anonymous: <win1284570068147
Anonymous: buhahahahahahaha! stupid question stupid answer :D1284624434187
Flarp: It has been known to happen. Much more common in minorities and isolated communities.1284634965442
:(: LOL WTF IS THIS?1285180255708
FluffyTaco: LOOOOOOVE IT1292063482729
Anonymous: dumb texan girl1292217782520
Burrgeezy: WIN1292217835439
Fart33: lol1292217930883

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Hey baby, wanna comeover to myspace and twitter my yahoo till I google all over your facebook?
Myspace twitter yahoo google facebook question myspace (7) , twitter (33) , yahoo (40) , google (87) , facebook (157) , question (218)

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Greeft: No.1270956510832
rammace: More like I can twitter your pussy while you yahoo on your bed and then I finish on your facebook1271799219105
Warg: This is somewhat humorous. Still, I didn't laugh.1271839964560
Grave: lol1274540192861
geekfloyd: Careful: zeitgeist humor is like chick flicks, they can cause men to lactate1274595767656
Anonymous: Faggot can't say it straight to her face....1276112834501
crackerkiller5: nice try but FAIL1276291376279
Anonymous: ;ulz1276722150566

Redrocco
1276722479233
Anonymous: what s a facebook?1276724080884
Anonymous: lol!!1286011552347
CaptainSmackfap: HAHAHAHAH!!!one no it wasn't that funny really. It was like heh, but then hm.1286076873850
crackerkiller5: a 2.5 on the lulz meter1286086489813
Grave: ^a 10 on the nigger meter1286087649116

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How can the world possibly end in 2012, If I have a yogurt that expires in 2013?
2012 yahoo question 2012 (8) , yahoo (40) , question (218)

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J: The christians need something to eat on that plane ride to Heaven - I'm going to hell for posting that aren't I ?1284477828239
ivorylc: LOL1284587182549
Harald Kloser: <- LOLOLOLOL *brain meth*1284591470361
Anonymous: The Mayan Calendar ends in 2012 because that's when ALL the new stone calendars come out - DUH!!!1284592692977
Flarp: *sheesh* Maybe hitler was right. But, to save your ass from an oven you would have to score at least 100 on an IQ test.1284644573289
Limerick: Would work for me if IQ tests were viable markers of intelligence. I say just an application process for having a child.1289199028911
Flarp: Only problem is many children are made without a flight plan. Be cool to turn off the eggs til its the right time.1289201670972
ElCapitan: Not Stephen Colbert is Ungenius1289217013827
Greeft: That's some long life fucking yoghurt.1289217350389
Cuntfux: 2977 >>> The Mayan Calendar ends in 2012 because the guy carving it got bored and thought "fuck it, that's enough"1289255563747
Anonymous: It's the whole Y2K thing all over again and there will be a lot of fucktards who will believe it. Again.1289255825941
Anonymous: take that Mayan fags1289965285510
Anonymous: the world cannot end in 2012 for one simple fact, and that fact is....1290049075509
Anonymous: my drivers lincese doesn't expire until 20131290049088957

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I spilled milk on my sister's panties?
Yahoo question sister panties thick milk yahoo (40) , question (218) , sister (28) , panties (137) , thick (1) , milk (53)

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Bubble: lol, you little *fap*er1254334016934
Pyro: Milk?......good excuse kid1254334105284
svengali: "it was my special homemade milk, from my balls!"1254723253799
jackfrosty: HAHAHA GREAT FUNNY!!!1254728341978
Squirrely1: Sure it is milk.....1254737638415
toxic: classic. pure win, if it's not a troll1254738515406
THEanon: Thick milk? lol.1254748572345
DutchGuy: manmilk1254749299123
Samps: If you use google's cached feature, you can still see the best-voted reply: "Just jerk off in them and then tell her the truth."1254758392793
TASTYbacon: Got Milk?1254767650174
FalzeProphet: Club Soda and a really good towel... That'll clean up just about anything as long as its a fresh spill.1254807987183
Anonymous: Gentlemen... we have a win1257894334784
Hughbie: HAHA...hasn't he heard of tissues...as in don't blow your fucking load in YOUR sisters panties...fucking helll...thats a win and a lose..1257894884768
crackerkiller5: lol....so much win1257895120900

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Do you remember 'penis inspection day' at school?
Yahoo question penis inspection yahoo (40) , question (218) , penis (1049) , inspection (2)

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iprobablyhateyou: lol penis inspection day1285337887894
Anonymous: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA1285337963800
chrud: i know he was molested...1285339068442
Bongochops: Right, I'm going to put both hands on your shoulders and give you an injection... OF SPUNK1285355619706
the7rafe7: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR1285368693699
AnonymousRed: I hated 'penis inspection day', but I loved 'gangrape the local retard' day1287110150337
Anonymous: Is it my impression or everyone is dealing with this as a joke? Because i had this at school lol not by the teacher, though, some nurses came that day and we all went one by one to checked1287155989817
Redrocco: they dont do short arm inspection here inthe schools1287156243568
Choadboy: ^ <insert rimshot>1287160530937
Anonymous: i don't think his penis was the only thing that was inspected....1287171689304
The_GOD: hehheh Dumbass I dont remember penis inspection day hahahah1287322514541
Greeft: I take it the ones who were inspected went to Catholic schools, if it's good enough for the Pope then it's good enough for the kids too!1287322800335
Nickeh43: Do they hang the kids who don't pass?1287325403581
Furore23: This is like when you play Cowboys & Indians, and there's always the neighbour's uncle who teaches you the 'Buttfuck the Prisoners' rule.1287331127915

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My cat died how do I cope? - get another one
Yahoo cat compassion yahoo (40) , cat (894) , compassion (1)

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pocket: the internet does not care about your feelings1260291027411
Anonymous: Buy new batteries for it1260703718742
SickNote: FUKKEN LOL!1260718073293
kinganonymous: get another one cat1260719215478
Anonymousdude: Pretty sad story and i've been there but thats pretty funny XD1260831539827
aNOMynous: stuff it, ram a pole up it's ass and set it down in yer bedroom1260894725869
TASTYbacon: aaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHA!1260895117960
Anonymous: win1261995192768
Panatronic: yay1274714473984
crackerkiller5: c4c doesnt have a heart1274718319164
ElCapitan: what's a "heart?"1274756688673
Anonymous: yea something to think about..1274806178891
Canucklehead: Toss it on the BBQ and relive the best times.1304089833394
Anonymous: an hero and protect your cat's honor1304150726243

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Yahoo 4chan newfag
Yahoo 4chan newfag yahoo (40) , 4chan (628) , newfag (49)

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Bubble: You're gonna call off your rigorous investigation, there is no underground group you newfag, you just can't Tri-force1247419321300
Bubble: We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances, we guard you while you sleep.1247419337954
Anonymous: Do not fuck with us.1247425797827
Anonymous: lol1247863948318
Anonymous: for we are1254809519935
Anonymous:  1254812380765
ImaD00d: ^finished it for ya kthnxbai1254812433380
Anonymous: ▲1261936058758
Anonymous: ▲▲1261936064194
lonerstoner: no one finished it!!!1263185328721
ImaD00d: ^Yuh huh I did so!!!1263186249404
Reaxus: PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE1263187400151
DeusPayne: lol pwned1263192610433
Anonymous: LOL we are everywhere1265003263993

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When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?
Yahoo comeback question sandwich yahoo (40) , comeback (2) , question (218) , sandwich (31)

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Cockwarmer: niiice1250362962950
FAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIILLL: <31250372990888
Anonymous: lol, and on Yahoo's lil PC heaven too1250373247682
Samps: Make mine grilled cheese.1250381307157
boettcher: oh, fucking win1250382507938
Anonymous: Go get it your fucking self asshole or it will just be just you and your hand tonight .1250449624513
Bubble: phu<|< j00 /\/\3n, w3 w0m3n 43r d0!n 1+ ph0r 0ur531f51250450115709
Bubble: lla nem dluohs evah a xes egnahc, neht i lliw tel meht evah rieht yaw htiw em, dna uoy lliw esilaer woh gnikcuf lufrewop ew nemow era, eht dlrow dluow spaloc dnuora uoy, uoy tnacifingisni srekcufrehtom1250450230207
Sinonymous: That's bullshit and backwards. I call backwards bullshit on Bubble!1250451755661
Anonymous: No wonder we love Bubble . Always beautiful and always right .1250454808729
Peter Griffin: Peter Griffin approves of this comeback.1250455647161
cockwarmer: its selves, bubble, not selfs.1250456134980
Captain Grammer: Dammit I'm late again and that Son of an asshole beat me . I'm so bad at this . Oh well my work is done here . Up , Up , and away ..............1250456484658
cockwarmer: always happy to help1250457575565

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What is the difference between 4chan and chan4chan?
Question 4chan chan4chan yahoo question (218) , 4chan (628) , chan4chan (341) , yahoo (40)

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Anonymous: Magnets1273396635163
Anonymous: How do they work?1273405133756
Anonymous: fucking miracles1273442527384
Anonymous: one is made of fail and cp, the other of glorious win1273449579631
FuckChinkies: 4chan is the origional,1278802746611
crackerkiller5: c4c=win. your agrument is invalid1278809652763
CHANmh: That guy scores a negative on the n00b scale. It's going to take some time before he becomes simply naive. In fact I don't think he'll make it1279776862882
Earth: 4chan is not the "original". 4chan is a fucking image board. c4c on the other hand is an archive that collects everything from the internets INCLUDING 4chan shit.1279783469451
Bullring1: Chan4chan is the charming guy that rolls into a party with a nice car and a lot to talk about. 4chan is the retard that rolls in in a trash can with his testicles on fire and his head up OP's ass...1279816250972
glove: brit-fag gots a non-brit hottie1280787838402
Anonymous: fook: exactly 1 chan, in prefix mode1280980305372
Nickeh43: c4c users occasionally make sense and are not all totally anon, 4c usually makes no sense, everyone's anon, and by the time you figure out wtf is going on in a thread it's 404'd1281054163685
Anonified: lol, i tried 4 chan, just came right bak to c4c, missed u guys.. ok maybe not.. or did i? (ur jedi mind tricks refuse to sway my anonymous-ness)1281530780110
Sasi: Yahoo Answers: the last refuge of the intelligentsia.1281535983720

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Is there a knock-out pill?
Knock-out pill yahoo question knock-out (1) , pill (3) , yahoo (40) , question (218)

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Anonymous: yes its called lead pipe1254770085933
DutchGuy: i recommend chloroform.1254772868354
THEanon: Kids say the darndest things...1254773105929
Jessica: Note to self: Beware of Dutchguy when he pulls out a handkerchief - Excuse me sweetheart but you have something on your nose. Here let me get that for you with my handkerchief. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me three times and I hope you catch on that I'm horny and who the fuck needs the chloroform.1254775180270
Anonymous: ^ but why 'DutchGuy' he has a small Penis, Weve all seen it *giggle*1262394520699
crackerkiller5: you gonna take that shit dutchguy?1262400117505
Bassman: If he does, it shows that he's got a small penis AND no balls1262480664280
Limerick: Take Jess out to the baaalls game. Take her out to the crowd. Give her your penis there's no need to date. I don't care if she ever wakes up . . . .1271635480501
Warg: ROFLWAFFLE!!!1271653988206
Anonymous: FAIL!1272214459124
Anonymous: seroquel will knock em out for a long time1275739051753
Anonymous: Soocer is just kickball without te bases1275740286193
Anonymous: Does this spell like chloroform to you?1279789401585
Anonymous: rohipnol ftw1279797317598

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Gay yahoo question
Gay yahoo question gay (464) , yahoo (40) , question (218)

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Anonymous: well concerned your answer fucking rocked1247970804686
Pyro: lulz1250558861187
Hughbie: perfect answer...ignorant dumbarse questions though...1250562005655
jackfrosty: Answer citizen = ETERNAL GLORY1250575842663
randyvanburen: hahahahaha nice answer!!1250600468385
lastwinj: outstanding!!!! another good answer, if you bend over, and his dick isn't in your ass by the count of 10, then he just doesn't think yer hot.1250607831752
BeatsOnLosers: Being good looking, I get this all the fucking time(real pain in the ass: You meet a dude- You hang out one day or a week- he sends you a friend request on facebook- he's gay. That's how to tell if a complete stranger is gay. As for your son, you should fucking know, man.1250806608420
TASTYbacon: FTW1250854507787
DutchGuy: THIS is what the internets are meant for.1250854681993
Furore23: No muscles and narrow shoulders? You, sir, have a daughter.1277307219476
cogent: Shoot him in the leg. If he screams and yells and threatens to kill you, he's okay. If he just holds the wound and cries, he's gay.1277308616124
Anonymous: fucking rednecks... what´s wrong, if he´s gay. He´s your son, you moron!!!1281266368545
Limerick: Hire a prostitute to stand naked in the livingroom.1281266785207
Anonymous: dhhfghgf1281266836760

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Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?
Yahoo mermaid question yahoo (40) , mermaid (8) , question (218)

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lordroy: worth the click & read1251781730889
Bubble: lol, a gass ove kinda does the same thing... and Jews are real1251789234213
robohitler: awesome1252226457483
BuggerChan: HA, you know she tried it.1252525640727
TASTYbacon: Best answer ever ,, haha some1 buy that dude a beer .1252606693294
Grave: XD1252607951282
Samps: Hell, Bacon, buy him the whole damn bar. He may have done the world a favor.1252618574671
Anonymous: many lulz - extra credit if she followed through1252626312318
Hughbie: ask a stupid question....1252626590290
Pyro: get an awesome answer1252633855253
lordroy: I have a friend who, honestly, would probably follow those directions, she is so gullible about shit like this1253349708160
suntorch: ummmmm1253375607240
Anonymous: So wait, are we defintive that mermaids infact DO NOT exist?1253425219712
jackfrosty: Unless by "mermaids" you mean corpsified idiot chicks on teh bottom, then... Yes.1253686249662

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Yahoo prank
Yahoo prank yahoo (40) , prank (82)

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Anonymous: some funny shit.1254972236233
TASTYbacon: That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time . Fucking full of WIN . I said, "listen , Don can I tell you something?" He said, "Yes?" I said "Don, you're an asshole!" <hahahaha1254973395560
Anonymous: im just gonna start telling people they are assholes on the phone more often1254974211395
All american: lmao , i needed this, i havnt lol'd in a long time1254976596995
runchuckrun21: FULL OF EPICNESS AND WIN1254999639636

SickNote
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Hughbie: 100% PURE WIN...all the fucking way to the bank...my stomach hurts now....ah lol...1259221539602
Anonymous: this thing is ooooooold - its an email joke that's been going around for a couple of years now1259223950666
IAKSAKKAK: 19831259227309174
sunseterat: I smell bull shit1261615173989
MunevAdips: YAY!!1261631498757
Anonymous: It is the same basic plot ending for Enemy of the State with Will Smith.1261631831815
NIGIUS: Ifucking hate yahoo answers1261694939582
Anonymous: Almost funny, but sadly pure fiction.1261780530819

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Where Can I Download Photoshop?
Yahoo answers question photoshop download thepiratebay yahoo (40) , answers (1) , question (218) , photoshop (445) , download (13) , thepiratebay (5)

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Anonymous: I doubt she gets the hint1260320983317
robohitler: the lost art of subtlety1260336869935
weeone: sounds like something I might do, If I did this sort of thing1260662952654
SickNote: wink wink nudge nudge1260669355406
jackfrosty: Hohoho!!1260796763803
Mr Hat: CAPSLOCK *cough* *cough*1260798716224
Hughbie: lol....a bit DUH there....but anyhow...its takes all sorts to make the world spin..1260801959377
AGENTDORK: AAARRRRRGH!1265083889623
Squirrely1: T P B???The peanut butter???LOL1265760733437
_nH8Te_: Bravo!1265761232126
Jovi: lol niiceee1265871621506
Ronson: and yahoo Answers is facsist dogshit censorship loving faggot whores also btw1265897022413
goon: weak PS is free for 30 days, wankers :)1266071852989
Hughbie: ^who wants that shit? The real deal is easy as..and yet noobs fuck it up..1266072791496

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